In the Palm of Your Foot | The Middle Aisle Podcast #52

In this episode, Al gets to sew on the go, Josh brings the party, Rob has sweaty feet, Tom is going to Paris, and our guest Nathan Parker is keeping his little piggies apart.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Intro
• 1:44 Wonky Trolley Wheel of Fate
• 1:59 Manual Sewing Machine
• 9:39 Toe Separators
• 15:08 Party time!
• 20:51 Egg on the Go
• 29:05 Heated Insoles
• 35:28 What's on the Cards?

Transcript

Intro
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positioned between the plastic cheese and the fancy teas it's a competitive dance
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through an aisle of chance, up back between the fridges and freezers it's the middle aisle
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[Music]
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podcast hello and welcome to this another look into some of the anomalies found in the last weeks in the middle
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asles of our favorite German supermarkets. I'm your store manager Rob.  And I've been thumbing a plumb in. I'm your
0:31
general dogs body Al and um as always
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we're joined by our paid by the hour and very sour Raiders of middle aisle, Josh, hello, Tom, hello, and our special guest
0:43
this week, Nathan Parker, hello, his third time on the show. good to be back good to
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be back good to be back so yeah for the last week we've uh five have been loitering around middle hours of
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well-known German supermarkets seeking out the most obscure and bizarre items that money can buy we'll be taking it in
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turns to show our items which none of us have proud knowledge of just before we crack on and uh spin this ear waly
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trolley wheel of fate um we just like to give a shout out to our patreon supporters patreons patreon a great way
1:14
to to support the show helps keep the lights on it's just a five or a month and that gets you early access to all of
1:19
the shows plus you get an extra uh show in the digital I assister show where we discover all the weird wacky and
1:26
wondrous things from the worldwide web uh if you can't make a commitment to to patreon obviously still get all the
1:31
great content through YouTube um but please make sure that you subscribed and and share it with your mates get people
1:38
listening you know what I mean the more people we get on board with this the better we can become so without further
Wonky Trolley Wheel of Fate
1:45
Ado let's see who's at the front of the que spin the wonky trolley wheeler
1:50
fate she goes she stops oh
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no checkout one is now open right Al uh what have you got um so you know when
Manual Sewing Machine
2:06
you're out and about and you rip your
2:12
clothes hate that like you're stripping off you
2:17
know not the incredible Soul you know you know how annoying it is where you've got to sew something on
2:24
the go yeah on the go the on the go got the thing this is off
2:30
to an absolute flyer doing it like that takes ages don't it like what
2:37
Sor he paying attention I've got an easy Max manual
2:43
sewing machine and easy Max easy Max manual
2:50
sewing machine Manual's that really that's actually an automatic
2:56
sewing machine oh let's have a look at this or or a sewing machine is it
3:02
it's electric battery powered look at that W Two Worlds isn't it man and machine
3:10
yeah yeah um you ready have you had a go already I have had a go already well it's only wired don't oh no come on
3:16
don't work no the batteries are flat no no know what you've been doing what You'
3:22
been doing this afternoon I put them in not that long ago he's got that many holes in his garments that he
3:27
immediately needed it no the batteries are they're rechargeable
3:33
batteries so what you mean oh they rechargeable which have you been Have You' been doing this afternoon I
3:38
literally just put them in about two hours ago and it's I've already gone flat and you brought a piece of cloth but there you go it is just a sewing
3:46
machine sewing machines are notoriously fiddly right and you know like the ones
3:51
that are on a table and I feel like sewing machines maybe mum was just [ __ ] at sewing back in the
3:58
day say that she [ __ ] spent years fabric she all the time fat
4:06
quarters fat quarters I love how transportable it
4:13
is your pocket's not big enough for it you can sew a new one on with it carry it everywhere you know what I
4:21
kid you not I just I just bought some uh I just bought some genuine uh Stone Island shorts when I was in
4:28
Turkey and and I had to I had to sold the pocket before I could wear him cuz the pocket had a big hole in it wish I
4:35
had I wish I had the poort table uh portat sewing machine tell them how much you got your genuine shorts for uh two
4:41
for 10 duplicate I might said this one on
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the podcast before but when when I was last abroad I think it was it was when I was in Salo and um I met the best
4:53
Haggler I've ever met in my life I've I told you about this and literally so I don't wear baseball caps cuz I've got
4:58
these side bits in me air so I just looked terrible but my face had caught the Sun so I thought I'll just get a baseball cap you know keep the sun off
5:04
my face a bit and I'm walking around there just snide gear everywhere so there everything so anyway there was this boss hat baseball cap and I said to
5:11
mate I said I'll have that one mate how much is it he went 50 like that sorry
5:16
you went 60 I went I'll give you six quid you went we went I'll give you five he went we can do six just dropped down
5:24
mate he dropped down like 54 quid in one sentence mate like went anyway [ __ ] a
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can face yeah a hagler's dream
5:37
dream yeah you've got a haggas finish but yeah we can do six so for our
5:44
audio listeners this is like a sorry oh Bob you're gonna break it mate good he's fiddling this is ADHD
5:52
taking it control again isn't it it's uh it is late is it we normally we normally
5:57
record in the morning indications long yeah it's half it's half everyone sat
6:03
like this you know yeah in the morning and robs it's late it's getting late supports neuro diver for the audio
6:09
listeners it's like um it's like a miniature sewing machine like a like an expensive stapler
6:17
yeah um and it's got the the bobbing on the side I think it's the technical term the bobbing up as long as you got white
6:23
garments you're okay and then did it come with any colored bobbins or is it
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just you only got white was it bits and bobbins yeah bit and bobbins Ricky Bobb
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so you only get white get white you got to buy the separate colors youy if you've got any other colored
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clothing other than your KKK Hood yeah but if you want to sew anything like and
6:51
they definitely want to stitch in white how are you going to be sewing and like say for instance you got a pair of I've
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got a pair of shorts here got a hole in the pocket Stone yeah Stone Island gen are they legit Stone Island just sewing
7:03
a stone Island uh tag into the back of it it's a little bit small is it for
7:10
getting getting my what I want to sew in there yeah it does s when I had a go
7:15
before it does just go sideways across so he's got a really nice freand Circle I know yeah look look at that a bit of
7:22
quality yeah oh nice yeah but if in reference to the white color I didn't
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know what to say even if I had like black clothing I would I would use the white just to show
7:34
off my skills oh there you go look at that yeah you'd be like uh like an exra sketch it's going under UV light and all
7:41
just white dodgy Stitch just dodgy circles all over your clothes I I have sewed a few things in my life
7:48
really really badly yeah really really badly yeah tape cell tape yeah yeah
7:56
previously super glue cell tape yeah I could see what's the is it cross stitch
8:01
to do with the circle thing you know when it's in a frame croch crochet that's it it's how you play with a stick
8:06
and walls them potato things that you eat I did that's that's cottaging
8:12
mate I did wonder about your uh your beer matte jacket owl that you were wearing last year you've seen the tin
8:19
foil blanket now SE yeah elbow elbow patches it all makes sense it all makes
8:26
sense now you have this under your sleeve all along pocket yeah is that a handheld sewing
8:33
machine in your pocket or are you pleased to see me no it's just my vape mate yeah oh it
8:40
all does also kind of look like a vape do it when you see them imagine if the batter's kicked in
8:45
then sto my lip to my tongue I tell you yeah yeah Thomas a tank engine down
8:52
straighten it that right easy Max is that a new is
8:58
this going to be a new um are this this was from little little a little
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purchased that made a little purch two x's like TK Max as well a it yeah you're damn right
9:12
and it's yeah The Branding is very TK Max shop anywhere with 1 x no shop
9:18
somewhere with three time waste of time mate waste of time buy nothing off Twitter
9:24
yeah yeah that's what all good good start easy show
9:30
[Music] come on let rip a [ __ ] fat one off it
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down that yeah oh strawberry lovely shall we move on yeah 100% let's move on
Toe Separators
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check guess Nathan why what do you got for us huh what do you
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got you know when you know when you're told you just absolutely cured of your
9:54
toes being too close together yeah all the time every day every day well I've
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got just a thing for us it's um a tow spreader
10:06
spreading a toe spreader not just one not two but three tow three tow
10:12
spreaders not five don't you can't spread all oh you need four don't yeah you need this you've got Webb
10:19
feet aren you talk you could do with this you know sorry sorry should I not brought up on
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the podcast water on with you Kevin CER played you so it says
10:34
separate closely spaced Mal position Toes that might be what you're referring
10:39
to protect skin affected by warts calluses and corns this is what drew me
10:45
to it this next bullet all right sorry ergonomic padding minimizes
10:52
friction of course it says creates the space to breathe and also for the tip of
10:58
any tongue
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sorry he hey little little satisfies all your kinks
11:10
and kicks so you get it in uh Kinks and kirton a little baggie oh yeah yeah g
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quite a spread that it reusable uh and then the they like sort of Sil silicone
11:24
silicon feel you got like a silicon feel and you know I know you probably don't need me to demo but you go I think I
11:31
found one of these I think I found one of these that's nice it's nice that I should wear that instead of a ring N I
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think I found one I didn't know what it was and I was scared of it I don't know whether i' be allowed back in the house
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I think I think I picked one up in the street and went what what you picked one up in the street it's an ergonomic to
11:48
seeing things in the street so the tow spreader yeah it was
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um $19 199 for three to spread is 199 to
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spread four toes it's dermatologically tested so we've got we've got that that
12:06
means there's some chimpan missing some toenail somewhere yeah yeah oh I wondered what the um the slight powdery
12:12
feel was it's with added talcon powder so oh that's carcinogenic and causes
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cancer nice one why they have to put the tal in I
12:24
don't really know what more to say about the toes spread sweaty toes man
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yeah I've um other than Tom's going on there to try it
12:35
[Laughter] no oh he's getting his kits off he's got his shoot go on get it
12:43
out oh [ __ ] look those is it getting past the tip you can imagine what goes
12:48
on on patreon can't you if this is free free free to This Little Piggy got separated from his
12:54
mates I don't even want to know what you two used to get up to when you were younger
13:00
what I like it yeah yeah you did yeah do you know what my toes have never felt
13:06
this good is it tor you never look so good let's get the M there just stay there to how do you feel do a little
13:12
interview with you yeah is this all right now from now on I've never felt this quite disturbing
13:19
get surgically inserted implants like you can't put your shoe back on is it is
13:25
it for painting your nails like nails it's for monkey no it's
13:30
if thank you or very much who breathes through the toes or you if you've got
13:36
some Michael Fel if you've got if you've got someone coming around
13:41
later and you might want to wear them out before they go to town then yeah has it Tom has it torn any skin or
13:48
my toes have never been so far apart than they are right now so on that front
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absolutely on this one and your little one that's actually a quote Direct off the box was that was that a customer
14:01
review my toes have never been so far they came they came to me for forward by Tom Mason yeah my toes have
14:08
no been so jelly like separated you feel like a boil Pig B I
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feel like a boil Pig I feel like a boil Pig can we get these off now yeah you can take them off yourself I'm just
14:20
going to put I'm just going to put that back into my shoe as is nice no sock just in your
14:28
shoe I wasn't wearing socks when I came in Rob we not toes are [ __ ] I've come
14:34
commando today Commando toes hoping that someone would bring you
14:40
some so separate well oh not show what it's
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disgusting that well whoever wins them in the raffle is going to be really happy about that I know I was going to
14:53
take oh my God Nathan what youing whoa did that go so they double up
15:01
as oh they're highly flickable they are highly flickable by the way yeah sound
Party Time!
15:08
um shall we move on checkout two is now
15:14
open so um going on Josh are you ready boys I think I am it's my item this
15:27
week so yes here we go it's
15:34
395 it's a light up disco ball and I think I'd love to get that one on the
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raffle 395 Debbie Road little in we go you know the funny thing is Josh what go
15:45
on I can [ __ ] double
15:51
trouble I see one of them as well today mate you know what
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no I haven't got oh my god wow speaks for itself oh
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the noisy aren no this one yeah mine was dead noisy why I don't if yours is I don't know silent that one yeah it
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didn't work it didn't Spin and I was like Oh and it just makes a load of noise that's a night well you've got shiny aren't you yeah no 395 light up
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LED disco ball from little uh it says here rotating disco light effect
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motorized ball with two LEDs and colored sensor colored lenses sorry on off
16:32
switch lenses no LED off switch I know I thought that
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would have read the package in was like he's got an on and off switch surely wall plugs are coming back into fashion
16:45
you know what I mean but yeah three it's good to know that if you are you know having a party you can switch the off button and you know turn it in every now
16:51
and again party more than that look oh it's just a lamp if you bang it it moves
16:57
push it push it down yeah let go mate you've got oh own almost broke that why is it so
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noisy this one cuz it's Ned but yeah 395 it's a 360 disco uh 360
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rotating disco ball and I think that's a steal for 395 little one of them on the Shelf uh I think it's good there was
17:20
some of these that guess when you got the change on it don't matter if it makes a big noise party light yeah LED party light
17:26
there was a few of these in the shelves uh and if I had unlimited resources I'd probably have bought unlimited and put
17:32
unlimited on because this is my kind of item it did say disco ball leads that's
17:38
like a map of the world that big thing on the prominade hasn't got instructions that big put batteries in switch it on
17:46
and don't forget you can switch it off I don't want I don't want to to me own horn but I managed to do it without the
17:51
instructions show enough did quite like this one so uh as usual congratulations
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for buying this item you know if you have a feeling down just start a little and open up the manual and that's it do
18:03
you know what I mean so these instructions are a bit like Scooby-Doo as we know but there was a good one on this may not be used in Street traffic
18:10
no mobile disco no mobile disco may may not may not or not may may not or not oh
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may not be used in Street traffic yeah may not may not be used in Street traffic although it says here this
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product can be used by children above the age of eight and by people with reduced physical sensory or mental
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capacities or by those lacking experience and knowledge uh yeah so this
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could be his this is literally what it says so to cut out the bit that about
18:42
kids are using it don't cut this product can be used by those lacking experience and knowledge can be
18:50
used demographic knowledge that thing knowledge in general reads in general it
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in sound and light engineer to get the party started that's what it's saying
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what did you say Al same thing same thing B yeah I did have a re these TS myself and they're hilarious
19:09
approximately 12 CM is that what Drew you in approximately 12 CM 12m got a
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tape I'm going to say that's 12 CM yeah yeah yeah it's almost half a ruler isn't
19:22
it it's almost half a ruler Josh yeah yeah yeah which is the classic metric
19:28
it's almost whale but oh yeah little little
19:34
disco party like three good to go in the raffle and uh
19:41
whoever wins let's see a video of your raving and misbehaving can we see what batteries we
19:46
can do the uh we can have a go with Manuel ster stapler not stapler sorry sorry s God help us if someone under the
19:54
age of eight gets older we're what will we do or somebody we've know
19:59
knowledge boom yeah it's breaking
20:05
yeah go for the for the sewing machine for the non-believers where is it is it is
20:12
is the is this thread is your thread coat I don't know is your thread coat is
20:18
your thread coat is your thread coat the right way definitely um look how Loosely
20:24
the hell in it to tell you where the where the went it's got the symbols of positive andness on it
20:32
mate F just just [ __ ] and broke so yeah so there we go I'll sold a circle and
20:38
that was the end of that yeah must be jammed sorry uh little it's just not up to stand well I mean absolutely now I
20:47
think we should swiftly move on checkout four is now open
Egg on the Go
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Tommy this is Tommy Tierney what have you got for us there egg on the go egg
21:02
on the go you can't stay at home and have an egg egg on the go egg on the go egg on
21:11
the go do you need an egg on the go often yeah yeah basically every day pocket eggs Bob Mor's uh pocket me
21:19
pocket meat I don't think you can ever be too prepared when it comes to eggs can you no can you can don't think that
21:25
you can't get p you just never know so looks like there's a p looks like there's something
21:32
missing in that box why it would you eat an egg in a warm bath yeah yeah sound yeah why just wondering just unique
21:40
places I was thinking well I was going to ask you like where's the most unique place you eat an egg but then I thought well do people commonly eat them in
21:46
baths so then I went Tom would you eat an egg in the bath of course was well you said a warm bath maybe that is unique cuz no one can [ __ ] afford one
21:52
in a minute I'm just would you eat an egg in the cold rain well have do or not I can't help it
22:00
I'm just surprised that Tom knows how to cook an egg oh look at [Music]
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that how many ages have you got Tom just the one but it holds 1,400 battery hands
22:15
right say in a space for
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five in one cage thank you uh safely transport eggs not there's no health and
22:27
safety hazard here guys take your take your high off Josh and your hard hat
22:32
there's no need safely transport your eggs two of it's two pack uh by Joey jo
22:40
jo jo jo jo you think you might could stay in the same position if you didn't lean on it there well I'm kind
22:50
of making hard work I mean I all I saw was the words egg on the go and I was
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like you know what this is this is the item for me great for shelled or unshell egg so is
23:00
is this to protect a cooked or uncooked egg isn't it is what is this is this a lunch box why don't you ring the help
23:07
line and find out is this for shelled or unshelled egg so it's a lunchbox item in it is it
23:14
well could be I don't know I mean if you've got a hardboiled egg yeah and you've already got you left the shell on
23:20
it you kind of don't need to put it in anything really do you it's it comes in it own what if it cracked and and you
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end with bits sh lunch start internet debate this is like
23:32
when plastic on the cor well the pieces are contained all right but I don't see
23:37
any packing foam no well there won't be no eggs are different sizes aren't they yeah yeah depending on is it one depend
23:45
on the that is true we looking at medium or large or what depending on the hand buom uh this will cater for most size
23:52
got an ostrich EGA it's not yeah it's clak yeah there's
23:57
an ostrich have a CLA does does do [ __ ] hell you
24:06
then his eyes changed
24:11
right she ready for it you're a man with his bir is there a bird Josh yeah well it's got CLA doesn't it not all birds
24:18
have kakas though yeah they do oh do they every bird has a CLA well you getting this from all right is that what
24:23
you've been checking on Stanley Park on the SW I don't even know what one is it's the whole that everything happens
24:30
through birds birds basically have a clacka which is inwards
24:35
outwards shake it allward okay um thanks two pack for it's
24:42
one one hole for everything okay all in one yeah all in one I see no changes all I see is boiling time
24:50
ranges out how long you boiling your eggs for uh four minutes four minutes
24:56
nor if you want soft one dishwasher safe this is not a toy never
25:02
it's never a toy you know when you get one that is a toy it is a toy keep away
25:07
from children everything says it's not a toy I imagine even the toys say that in Aldi and little these days don't they
25:13
keep away from children and pets what if you got a a hen as a pet I know that's what I was thinking might just want to
25:19
go down my my mind just went I know I know people with chickens and they would
25:25
say let them go out that's fine don't don't don't keep it away from thinking
25:32
frh maybe you could train him to to just lay straighten it also BPA fre as well so if you're wondering it's BPA fre so
25:39
don't want that BPA I presume this is for
25:45
um up the old egg on the go you know went for when you need to
25:50
move well carrying your egg while carrying the egg yeah I thought he was referring to like going to a festival or
25:56
something know you're about what it called put it
26:01
in I mean if you want to smuggle that up your your pace you the sound effects
26:06
that's where I thought you were going that's what the old yeah I mean yeah ke
26:12
to it if you [Laughter]
26:18
fancy I am confused by I got the go because well just I mean look at it
26:25
let's have a look look at it it's what is that at the bottom on on the go
26:31
well he's take an egg with you it's on the subway in London you know just when you're on the subway and you just all of
26:37
a sudden just a person next you just greeting everyone with your morning egg yeah you can imagine the eye rolls oh
26:44
egg I know was just saying yep would you take would you take it out of the base would you take it out of the base or
26:49
would you take take out Bas just eat it a bit like an ice cream I'd take the lid
26:54
off and suck it like jelly until it reached that you know that point where you suck jelly and all of a sudden it
26:59
goes that's what I'd do that all the way in you know when you get jelly and you're about to suck and then all of a sudden it you know what I mean that's
27:05
what I'd do with that can we not have Josh on the podcast how about you just crack and egging it uncooked and then open that
27:13
lond underr poet all day and see if it Cooks it can we get them out of the packet
27:19
yeah of course you can thanks yeah by all means man yeah you just you just you're just swigging raw legs on the
27:24
tube to the rocky B bow in your headphones
27:30
nice nice nicely packaged PR St pretty sturdy it's like if you like to send an egg into space yeah go on egg see what's
27:37
up there to Neptune and that Jeff egg
27:44
O yeah it's like a little egg Observatory it's little like Observatory mean take your egg out like a snow globy
27:51
snow globy it's noow Globe take your egg take your egg top of the Eiffel Tower get a photo show you the world o
27:58
egg I will make it my mission to get a photo of me with the egg at the top of the a tower
28:05
Rob you've got 12 months I'll make that my mission you've got 12 months and 50 Quid off I'll go my own if no one wants
28:11
to come with the egg which I'm sure no woman will where are we going
28:18
love I'm going to Paris why well you're going to propose to me no I just want to
28:23
get a photograph of me and this egg up the top of the tower it kind of looks like me you the egg up the eiel tower do
28:29
it so yeah two two of them you get two anyway for however much it cost I stole it so I don't know but it's about about
28:36
let's call it let's call it four quid disco that yeah yeah how much does
28:42
the egg did disco 3 395 change can we make a disco egg well
28:48
you could do let's combine the two make a disco come on a yeah right I I will
28:53
make it my mission to take a boiled egg up the eiel tower yeah good lad yeah
28:58
sound good yeah excellent like excellent let's let's move on excited no
Heated Insoles
29:06
worries check out five it's now open Bobby cold feet getting cold
29:11
feet yeah what getting married orical or no I just got cold feet so what I've
29:17
what I've brought is um these heated insoles heated insol yeah so these are
29:24
uh the thermal you put them in your you just put them in your shoes to just you get up to 6 hours of heat out out of
29:30
these bad boys is it like Snapp and gold you releas the heat yeah so it's it's one use so the're um up to six hours of
29:37
heat single use ready to use comfortable please read carefully before open the product by hand do not
29:44
cut it uncomfortable on the back would you still buy and remove the heated insoles this is not a
29:51
toy this is not a cooking instrument do not trim the heated insoles the product is activated by oxygen
29:57
so do not open the bag until it's about
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to yeah on then they are getting warm right so I tell you what if you had an
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egg in that egg container put oh we should wrap an egg in one in the egg they getting warm already hey you got
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sweaty feet off him you can use his toe things toe things and then it's got ingredients iron powder activated
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charcoal water table salt vermiculite intended use heated table salt yeah it's
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actually says table salt as well yeah um heated insults are disposable heating pads activated by contact with oxygen
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which provide up to 6 hours of heat the heated insoles are ready to use and help keep your feet warm during outdoor
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activities heated insoles are place in a shoe like regular insoles and provide longlasting protection against the cold
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do not use for children up to 12 years of age or the bedridden what who's wearing the shoes
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in bed oh that are working well go go go get his shoes the Grandpa Jo it's just
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not for bedridden people right for frostbite while sleeping directly on the skin during strenuous activity EG
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running or jogging uh combined with other heat sources so I mean like the human
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body for me running or jogging yeah would be a strenuous activity but also a long walk up a [ __ ] Hill would be a
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strenuous activity so is it okay because that's kind of the place where my feet are going to be coldest is it okay for
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me to wear these heated insoles when I'm walking up my like it no it sounds like we've got another question for the help
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line according to these instructions it sounds like you shouldn't put these on anywhere do not cut perforate or open
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with Force I mean I was I was a little bit aggressive qu aggressive I've got a
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little to here oh they're getting warm them now getting warm on on that's crazy sweaty table look yeah good luck on your
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track but yeah put a single piece of bacon on it
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and see what happens single piece of bacon yeah it's good it's good sh couple couple of eggs on the the sole the palm
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the palm the palm of you thought
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pal is is that the title I think it must I
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think it must be I think it must
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be I don't know if it is I've never heard it before the ball the ball the ball the
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ball ball the ball on the bridge the ball on the bridge
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202 sounds like a p from your P Bridge yeah the old bridge yeah the
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old bridge oh oh the old bridge yeah no it's bit dry actually and cold do not I
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could do a couple of seek medical advice if
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swallowed there's some sick puppies out there is there hello can
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you there some couple ofers in the
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old consult your doctor before use if you have diabetes poor circulation ner
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damage or we're back to the diabetes socks aren't we paralyzed or are paralyzed or are paralyzed remove remove
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products if the heat feels uncomfortable incorrect use can cause Burns wow
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so hello uh 999 what service can we get here can I get an ambulance please my
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bedridden diabetic father has eaten his hated insult he's choking it's been very
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[Laughter] [Music]
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unwell he's got burns on the palms of his
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feet I like how it tells you remove if uncomfortable going to
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stand I can't take him out I can't take him out me PA paid God bloody money for
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these oh my God does anyone does anyone want to take up a
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uh you right footed no I don't feel safe around these items
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War you know yeah it's not over the top warmth but now it's in my
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shoe you know I feel like I want to separate my toes as well in here though but well you flicked them over there but
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I'm going to start taking these down on Squire's gate it's a very foot-based podcast this one isn't it there's a lot
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of feet going on is you know we get we kind of get this it's almost like a it's almost like a little Aly synergy synergy is it mean little Al syy that's what I
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was thinking of yeah Synergy love it they love it so yeah um All About feet
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what's a German word for reflex
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little bit a little bit on the board of that a it is if it was another culture you're in sticky water here now Tom you know what I
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mean be reflex I don't think that sticky water is a thing j I think you should rethink that rectal flugan rectal flugan
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nice what are you trying to say you got hot [Laughter]
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feet um oh oh what's on the
What's on the Cards?
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cards what's on the cards right so this week we
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have bad people so it fits in writing yeah I was under game so every week then
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yeah um and it says find out what your friends really think of you oh dear yeah
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first is going to be great yes and basically it's a game with a Lo the
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cards that have a question on and the questions when I ask you the question
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you're going to have to vote on who the person is most likely to be in for this
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is this going to be like Cards Against Humanity again when after like four minutes we have to make it patreon only well I well the thing is these are these
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are the standard cards and then we've also got a not safe for work brutal pack
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w patreon only content pack okay brutal
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so um we've all got you've all got your phones and so when I give the question don't let don't let everyone else see it
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and just write down who you think out of us lot it's going to be you can include me and who you've got to vote you just
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vote for us n no you're you're not on the leaderboard you're just helping along no
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problem okay um so right the person who gets the three cards gets moved up on
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the leaderboard one spot all right first one who will be the most difficult old
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person to be around and you vote for yourself no oh don't yeah [ __ ] it yeah
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why not have we all got an answer yeah yeah
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onang on Miley styris just working
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away Miley stylus yeah Josh who do you get Tom he already tells people to [ __ ] off all the time
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now that's true that's one point for Tom Tom who have you got Rob just cuz is the oldest right okay Rob Rob Rob I've gone
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for Tom for similar reasons right well a draw on that one a
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tie it's a tie well you can have that card and you can
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have pal okay thanks mate next one most likely to ask an overweight
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woman if she's
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pregnant not when you're
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already why though know I'm sorry mate I don't need to know what you've
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written I want to know why you right right okay you got an answer Tom yeah but my stylus isn't working
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properly you need to press the button what G that gives you yeah squiggle ability there look Squig ability there
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you go yeah old squiggle button are you are you coming to me first or no no we
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we'll go with Josh first you again Tom Tom why because you would probably ask
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an overweight woman if she was pregnant Tom who do you put I put Josh yeah any
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reason why you put Jos because he he wrote me again literally because he wrote me on what have you put there I
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put Tom you put Tom so that's two for Tom is this just right Tom is this just right Tom on on on your phone and get a
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point for it or not the funniest thing about that yeah is the only person who's actually done that to my knowledge in
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this room is this guy here no no hold on it wasn't exactly that no it was almost
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better than that so we were we we worked with a woman and she went off on a maternity leave and then I seen her
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about i s her about 6 months later and I said Wednesday Baby J she was pushing
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the [ __ ] that's a genuine mistake I she
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was like ADHD baby genuine
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mistake she just SC I've heard it all she was with a more genuine sorry mate it's you again so you
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could win on this next one right that's cruel that yeah well but not on right
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let's move there we go who would give give the worst lap
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dance I'm so glad you didn't say hand job then that's probably in the brutal pack mate who' give the best lap dance
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You' give worst oh the worst the worst the worst hand job
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um don't say me Tom you know I'm good at them I've got the video
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proof oh [ __ ] actually [ __ ] I forgot you was in this H
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oh
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the worst the the worst lap dance and the winner has to prove
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it everyone everyone right Al right now right now yeah but you're the one
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getting it so I don't mind I'm going Al yeah I went
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I went Al as well I just think you'd really find it's the it's the eye contact it's
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the eye contact and you've gone yeah I went Josh cuz I forgot you in it Al and
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then but also I just I just feel like political conversation during a lap dance would be quite a turn
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off just don't think i' get in the mood you know want me really want me really to dominate you let me tell you about
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the crushing house prices on future generations for God's sake please send Al back in Josh feels really Josh feels
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really uncomfortable when they make it rain CU it's like just pure capitalism do you know he got coins he
41:25
got physical coins had it right CU well Tony Blair [ __ ] the working
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class more than I could so God guess I get a point then do I so is there a
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private room yeah you got point no private roommate free it's free no private room sponsored lap dance you get a point
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for being the second best lap dancer out yeah brilliant all right next one whose
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parents are the most disappointed in them oh God I mean it's double in it for if
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anyone puts me I swear to
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God awful question to us you should see what's in
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there is have we all got answers display them to the camera I can't what what
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have you got Josh I put myself from that time I [ __ ] myself in a taxi after a 3-day bender and had to walk into like
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afternoon 2 on Mom's mat and she was going and I was going mom mom mom I've been charged for this cab like I've got
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no money on me I'm coming home no money and she be like I've been missing for days she be like oh no Joshua Joshua no
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no I'll stay here I was like Mom I need to speak to you Mom she was mom I've [ __ ] myself in this taxi outside that's
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just made my mind up so yeah thanks for that Josh I've got Rob and Tom
42:46
Rob we share parents I think Josh can win that cheers
42:53
pal right am I winning with two cards is that what yeah yeah person wins three
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okay okay yeah for being a bad person God I hope who's the biggest comes
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up we'll cut that no we won't no we won't Josh has
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just untopped his T-shirt just [Laughter]
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INE [Laughter] right I thought I had it I thought I
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thought I had it I thought I had it never mind oh well right most likely to join a
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cult oh dear look like you're pulling it back here
43:40
Josh yeah what have you got Josh
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myself myself yeah he's highly likely I would agree with that but a Dharma Sanger Haven put me wrong yet but we'll
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see what have you got Tom I'll fig out his P I'm just going to put J clearly is Josh yeah
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Josh to they to see more seas in the thank you so peace lad you didn't finish
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writing your own name you're that [ __ ] involved in a cult right most likely to have given or
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received a golden
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shower
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anyone doesn't put all on this friends Rob I've got Rob Rob yeah I've got Rob as well yeah yeah what you
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got Tom I've got Al right and what you got Tom Tom that's Rob is that that's
44:44
Rob again is it you rob all right I'm not that kinky a lot of us on two here I
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saw your eyes light up when the toe tow spreaders came out gold than tow spreaders it's the
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ginger chin Rob it's the ginger chin that gives it away this is I've got # blackpill
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sunsets uh just this is a new phone there's no reason why that should be cuz you logged into your uh same thing in it
45:10
it wasn't the golden shower reference was it the the phones listen to you all the time don't they next one most likely
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to call out their own name when they orasm
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oh has anyone ever done
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it sorry Tom I put myself yeah oh what is it
45:40
something you hey tell us more about that
45:47
c I went with Al I want with me just because I want
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the points thought people would go with me and I might win who we you got Josh joshh put Josh Tom put Tom Tom put
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himself I've got Tom no so that's no one then I've got Tom oh two Tom [ __ ]
46:05
well that means Tom that's where I put it look at that look at that at that so
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now you're most likely to call out your own name when the orgasm you're uh most like it's call name when the orgasm who
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will be the most difficult person to be around when they're old and another one and now the the official title now Tom
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is screaming into the lead into the pizza and meat
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aisle pizza pizza and meat thank you thank you yeah
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so that can go forgot that was on there lot of editing to get that out
46:49
last time yeah we got to remember that Tom just going to say show that Sam Galaxy
46:56
s23 Ultra with stylus pen is the way to go how often have you used that stylus
47:01
until now just now just now just now you're gonna have to put hasht ad on this thing for the Samsung at the end of
47:08
it special thanks to my brother Tim for that because he got me that for Christmas Cheers Cheers Cheers Tim
47:15
awesome beautiful that mate not work ones now for bonus content
47:21
we will we'll do that for bonus content for our patreon right yeah the Dig it's going on the
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digital that one yeah yeah um yeah so um that's that's another episode sort of
47:34
all wrapped up and just want to mention we have got a load of stuff in the
47:39
corner here that's boxed up ready to go for the raffle we hopefully should have the have It live when we release this
47:45
episode so all links and everything will be in the description um so please just
47:50
just sign up for the raffle get a ticket or two it's not going to cost much how much is it on for Josh I think it was a five I think it's five I think we
47:56
sticking with a F youn and when you win a Job Lot you you actually win more than the last time we did a raffle as well
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cuz last time it was each episode These are some big boxes is there eight items I think there's roughly eight items in each box yeah so it's two two shows show
48:09
cool so you get that and all all the money will go to charity yeah is that what they call it on the tills a Job Lot
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a Job Lot you've got just middle AIS items on the till she goes you got a job lot here there you go got a jobby lot
48:23
jobby lot jobby shall be yeah um as always thanks for tuning in don't forget
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48:41
having me cheers thank you very much Nave and uh you catch him in a week or two on the staff room anyway thanks for
48:48
tuning in it's goodbye for me it's goodbye from tomby goodbye from Josh byebye goodbye from Nath see you later
48:53
goodbye from Al goodbye to I've got a massive finger