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Karaoke Birthdays, Love Debates && Modern Dating
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Hold on to your headphones as we take a detour through the often bewildering world of modern dating. Imagine stepping into a speed dating event only to find yourself swimming in a sea of mismatched expectations - we spill the beans on every quirky detail. And as if that's not enough, we put on our philosopher's hats to dissect the allure of personalities over mere physical attraction. Yes, we're getting deep here, sharing how we weigh the scales of intellect and beauty, and the surprising ways our favorite sports show, "First Things First," mirrors our very own dynamic discussions.
Then, as the night grows deeper and the birthday candles flicker out, we get real about the fabric of relationships today. From the pressures of Valentine's Day to the complex world of polygamy, we don't shy away from the hard questions. Is love meant to be exclusive, or can respect and honesty form the backbone of non-traditional relationships? This episode will have you questioning, laughing, and maybe even rethinking your own views on love. So, sit back, relax, and let us take you through a roller coaster of emotions and opinions - MinorityPlus1 Style
Britney's Birthday Karaoke Celebration
Speaker 1Music .
Speaker 4Dad , what the fuck are you holding the bus for ? No , because now you two get the gang up on me . The fuck you want .
Speaker 3You .
Speaker 4Music . What's going on , everybody and welcome to the show is the king of the half-rezeced Oreo . We are back once again and we are podcasting to you and , as always , we got the ladies .
Speaker 5What up , what up .
Speaker 4Dallin's tell them who are you ?
Speaker 3It's Sam Crystal , it's Bernie .
Speaker 4And I'm your host , stephen . This is the minority , plus one podcast . Yeah , disclaimer , damn it Steve could you get could you
Speaker 6hold on , hold on .
Speaker 4Stephen Aiden , eddie , and he's feeling very heavy and he's light on his feet and he's ready to pot . You don't like what I'm doing , sam ? Fix your face , fix your beak , say something , do something . Well , before you talked about yourself .
Speaker 6Yeah , oh , I'm sorry , nigga first of all , don't you ever hear about the fucking life threatening me ? I beat the shit out of you . You don't fucking play with me . Oh , I like that .
Speaker 3Look , I see you can't bring me back to that place . You can't bring me back . You know what ? Sam ?
Speaker 7Sam after the last time you really guys .
Speaker 4There was a time where Sam really really wanted to throw hands with me .
Speaker 2She really wanted to knock my block off . Sam you said Sam you specifically said that .
Speaker 4Yo , steve , I would really want it to just fucking fight you .
Speaker 3No , okay , I'll be honest .
Speaker 4I've never been that way about my friends , sam . That's how we .
Speaker 3That's how we I may want to choke y'all because you got like ear it , like you're a little too fucked up or high . We'll talk about that later . But other than that , I love you guys to death . I don't want to fight you guys ever . I want to punch you with love .
Speaker 4How is everybody though ?
Speaker 3Good , can we get to Britney's birthday before you talked about yourself ? I'm sorry so just so you know , people missed me because everybody was asking Happy birthday , Britney Happy birthday Britney .
Speaker 6It's the birthday , it's big Britney and , as you can see , guys she's not sick .
Speaker 4No one was sick around her .
Speaker 5She's able to enjoy her birthday . I was tripping over the thing about her . She was terrified .
Speaker 4That's true . That's true , she was ready to go whole out .
Speaker 3It's my birthday Every time .
Speaker 4She's like you fucking coming around me and she got her voice gets deeper .
Speaker 5No , for real . I had my elderberry on deck every single . Actually , I just took my last great defense shot today . I said to the lady Sunday next door yeah , sunny's nutrition . Shout out to Sunny's nutrition . If you live in the Schenectady area , sunny's , you got a plug . No , no , no , yeah , so that's my bitch . Yo , she's my bitch . Yeah , she was like it's your birthday , right . And she was like she's an extra two more X .
Speaker 5She was like she's been hugging me out every more of my protein smoothie , probiotics , so . But she's been hugging me out for the past two weeks with these great defense shots and it's just a sink and , like you know things to like , help you knock it sick .
Speaker 3So yeah , Boost your immune system , boost your immune system .
Speaker 5But yes , thankfully it seems like I shall be OK , hopefully , and you know I can still fly out as my birthday's Valentine's Day . So flying out afterwards to New Orleans . So yes , hey guys .
Speaker 4Fuck , I forgot .
Speaker 3See , ok , hold on , Wait , wait , wait , wait , wait , wait . I said this later . Let's bring it back . So have a minute , all right . Before you know , we in pre-production right , we're chilling , we're getting our shit together . These two are getting lit , right , so I was like , can everybody just slow down ?
Speaker 5We weren't going to like . Wait , wait wait , I was testing the pens to give to Steve . I didn't mean to get as late as I got OK because I'm like , all right , I keep seeing them keep going .
Speaker 3So I'm like , can we just slow down a bit ? And Steve's like bitch , I don't know what you're talking about .
Speaker 4I got this and I said , steve , you're going to . I definitely didn't say bitch , you really did , but you first of all , and I predict .
Speaker 3I said , Steve , you're going to do exactly what you do every time you get disclaiming You're going to go on a rant , and then you're going to be like and you know what ? I know that I forgot . First of all , You're disclaiming .
Speaker 6And you did it mad early . By the way , you did it early . I got it out the way . Did I expect I got it out the way ?
Speaker 5OK , you literally did . That's hilarious .
Speaker 4We literally just had this conversation . She's 100% correct .
Speaker 3Yes , Anyway , let's talk about your birthday , Brittany .
Speaker 4Yes , it was quite the shim day .
Speaker 5It was , it was really fun .
Speaker 4I had a lot of fun , Bri this year .
Speaker 5I've never done anything like this before , but I was like let's cancel out friends dinner , because friends dinner sometimes can be a little bit stressful A disaster More . Let's figuring out the bills .
Speaker 4More times than that .
Speaker 3Things like that , that's a fact .
Speaker 5I worked at this place called Encore over the summer and I'd been a couple of times and I loved being there so much that I wanted to work there for a second job , just to be there , and the tips really went through we should move it , anyways . So I ended up leaving but I was like it's just such a fun place , fun vibe , it's an upscale karaoke place . So I ended up renting a room for us all to have instead of doing the dinner to celebrate my birthday .
Speaker 3So we got there just in time too , because Brittany was like 9 , 9.30 . And I was running a couple minutes late . A few people were running late , but we excuse me , I got there like 10 on one and I was perfect Because they still didn't let us in the room yet , so we were waiting for the room . I guess Steve wasn't there yet . He was late . I was late . Steve .
Speaker 4But , I know I'm sorry .
Speaker 5Just to give everybody a little background . I you know when you plan and as much as you say to yourself , it doesn't matter , it doesn't matter what happens , just let it go , have a good time . I was a little anxious . I was like , all right , like rightfully so , like you think about all the things that could go wrong and you want people to have a good time . Even though I wasn't as much stressed about that , because I know we all love karaoke pretty much for the most part , and the place has such a dope vibe . But it's just . You know all these on answer things right . So I pull up . You know I've gotten ready . And of course , you know you're stressed about your outfit If you're a female , like I was just . I was just , oh , this is look good , and you looked great .
Speaker 3I said Britney looked like a beautiful disco ball . I thought she looked great . I think Because you know Britney love her . Her rhinestones , her sequins , her bling . Britney loves and she was fully bling that she looked great , she had this like really nice jumpsuit , one piece and I had the mesh and the cutouts . It was , it was , it was nice .
Speaker 5I was . I was hoping it was going for , but you know , excited woman You're just worried about everything .
Speaker 5So I pull up to the , to the spot that we're having it at , and immediately as soon as I pull up I'm like all right , like I told everybody 930 . I was at like 915 and I'm in the car , I'm like I'm rolling up , I'm just like hitting . So I hit up my , my cousin who was supposed to come . She's like , yeah , I'm going to get dropped off . So she never ends up coming all of a sudden and she's just like you know what ? I can't come . My other really good friend who was supposed to come , she and she was supposed to come with a cake , right , oh , with a cake . So my other good friend was supposed to come .
Speaker 5She is like you know what I got to fight with my mom , so I'm not going . I'm like okay .
Speaker 3So you're like damn , everybody's dropping like flat .
Speaker 4So is that why you called ?
Speaker 3me twice . I hit , yeah I was like did you forget ?
Speaker 4No , they make it like damn you tell me like what's going on here . I promise you , this podcast wouldn't be started off like this If I wasn't there .
Speaker 5my brother's message to me . The baby is really not doing good . I think he's an ear infection . I was like , oh my , literally in the first five , 10 minutes of me sitting in the seat , so my anxiety just went . My , my boss , who was supposed to come also , he hit me up . He's like yo , I had to close tonight . He's like I'm going to have to live . I was like , oh my God everybody . So this is like so my mind's already spiraling . So I'm like gotta get a drink . Gotta get a drink . Let me just go inside and get a drink , it'll make everything better . I'm going to go get a drink . So I get out . It's about nine . It's at this point . It's about like 930 . My good friend Veronica , she attacks me . She's like I'm like 10 minutes away . I'm like okay .
Speaker 3Hold on . I didn't get none of that love because I text Brittany . I'm like girl , you know . We got to drop the kids off . We overslept , so I'll probably be there at 10 . She said fine .
Speaker 5I know that's how overwhelmed everything I was . I was like you know what Feeling yeah . I was like I don't even care , Like that's , that's how much . I was spiraling Right . So , like I said , I used to work there . So when I went right to the bar , they're like girl , what's up ? You look so nice , like happy birthday , and I get a drink right away . Cosmigos and Salsa .
Speaker 2All night , my main choice .
Speaker 5All night . Cosmigos and Salsa , so freaking if you don't know .
Speaker 3Brittany's drink . It's Cosmigos , cosmigos and Salsa , and sometimes it's Sprite .
Speaker 5She'll do Sprite . Sometimes I'm sitting there , I'm sipping , I'm sipping . Sergio was actually first person to come in them Veronica and AJ and Bianca Kells , and then everyone just started to Be easy . Shout out to you .
Speaker 3We had them on the podcast . Be easy , Shout out man . Shout out to you .
Speaker 5Literally , it was just like them . People started trickling .
Speaker 3You came in my friend .
Speaker 5Brooke came Watch First of all .
Speaker 3I was so nice to see her she said she came yeah , so it was so nice Because she's booked and busy .
Speaker 5Yeah , she's booked and busy , so it was so nice for her to make a birthday . She was like girl , I finally got to make your birthday Because normally she'd be going away around Valentine's Day , so that was nice for her to come . Who else am I missing ? Anybody ?
Speaker 3Jimbo Eric Sean Gene , with two random chicks , as he does , as he does so you knew one .
Speaker 4every time I see him , I'm wearing this later , because that was really funny .
Speaker 5Yeah Well , we'll talk more about that later .
Speaker 4So knew one every time I see him .
Speaker 5So literally I'm like I'm drinking , so I'm drinking my drink . I can't keep up . The room was a little bit and you know , as I think back , I'm happy the room was a little bit delayed , it gave time to keep up . No , it was perfect To get there , because we got there .
Speaker 3I think we got in the room at 1030 and everybody was there . Everybody was there . I think you were . I just showed up then , yeah , you just showed up . You literally just missed . You just walked in
Memorable Karaoke Night With Friends
Speaker 3. Oh wow , sam's one song .
Speaker 6One song , yeah , nothing crazy , oh Um yeah .
Speaker 3Oh , good , look , yeah , so it was really so . You was actually there , perfect timing , perfect timing , perfectly .
Speaker 5On this I was on time while being late . So , Sam starts us off at Wow , no , no , no , no , I started . She broke the ice .
Speaker 2She broke the ice .
Speaker 3So the only thing about this place I liked it , it was cute , I had a blast . But they didn't have a lot of variety in karaoke songs . So if anyone knows me , little Kim is like my go to . But it's like I know certain Little Kim songs by heart , so they didn't have any of the ones I knew by heart , but they had the jump off .
Speaker 2Which I love the jump off . I did , I did .
Speaker 3I did not love the jump off , but I know it pretty well but not as good as I know , like get money and put your lighters up and stuff like that . But either way , I started with that and then I dragged Britney's ass to do WAP , which I'm like well , I don't know why , I made my first song WAP at this point .
Speaker 5Like I said , my first drink . They knew me , so they were like happy birthday girl . She was like . She was like with a tequila , maybe a splash of salsa . So I'm already my first drink and I'm feeling really I'm like everyone's here yeah .
Speaker 4Wait , you drank that big ass drink .
Speaker 5I immediately bought you a drink when I got there . Hold up , hold up , not just you . That was my third . Oh , hold on , that was my third . Steve's was my third . So I had finished my first Costa Migos and Salsa before I hit . As soon as I was walking into the room , I looked back at Serge and I said I need another drink , right Like we're going into the room , I'm telling you I need another drink .
Speaker 2You got another one . He gets me another drink .
Speaker 5So I had a full drink when I got into the room , and then we drink number two . So I finished , drink number two after we had finished WAP . Ok , so that was , and then Steve came in . What are you drinking , britt ? Tequila Salsa .
Speaker 4I didn't know . I didn't know about the previous two drinks .
Speaker 6So Steve comes over and I'm like I'm drinking , I think Steve and then drinks are strong and , steve , you did your classic LL Cool J .
Speaker 4Hey lover . And then we tried me and Sam tried to do .
Speaker 3No , none of y'all . Y'all ain't the crowd for that , y'all ain't .
Speaker 4Y'all ain't the crowd for that . Y'all ain't the ones . I'm sorry we got to go to some white places .
Speaker 3So me and Steve tried to do what fucking ? Web biscuits break stuff and I was so excited because that's one of my other favorite karaoke songs , that and like Father .
Speaker 4You know what I'm talking about . Are you serious ? System of a down ? Yes , you do . Toxicity no , that's what .
Speaker 3I can never say Sorry , Wait .
Speaker 4I don't know if that's toxicity or chop to it .
Speaker 3No , no , that's chop to it . Wake up , yeah . What you put a little makeup Money . When do we think of the shake up Money ? Because he's a bottle of table and I'm creating other people you want to do . I'm sorry , see shit . Yeah , no , no , no , not in the front , no , I got some rock shit that I would love to karaoke , but this was not the crowd , so they cut us off .
Speaker 6Well , actually no , they did not cut us off , but the time ran out .
Speaker 4And we didn't know , it just happened to be timing .
Speaker 5Thank , God , the time ran out , thankfully .
Speaker 3It's just one of those days , All right , yeah , so Brittany , you did Like I said . They didn't have a huge selection . They didn't have a huge selection . So Brittany wanted to do GZ and Kanye West . I put on . They didn't have that . She wanted to do MIMS . This is why . I'm hot . They didn't have that . No , they didn't , they did .
Speaker 4She smashed . Where were you ? She smashed . You were at the bar . Yeah , I was at the bar . I was at the bar . She smashed , she smashed this , she smashed this Especially the second verse I missed . Because even hold on , Let me tell this part Because I don't think Brittany didn't quite know how she was smashing it , and then me and a couple other people were like , we were at them . It was like what , what , what , what , really what ?
Speaker 6And then we just saw it and then she's like , yeah , this is wrong , I got it , I got it , I missed . I was like what I missed , I missed , shit , I missed that I missed Steve's .
Speaker 3It's got nothing .
Speaker 4You missed that . Yeah , oh , I did Gold Digger , yeah , oh , no , I was there for that . Yeah , you left it up , yeah , and then I ended what it's going to be me .
Speaker 3OK , I did . Ok , I think I was up there y'all which .
Speaker 6I smashed .
Speaker 3If y'all don't know , I loved me some karaoke and I had these heels on my feet . I was sweating . I had this leather dress on sweating up there performing Because I have mad fucking songs , like I did Backstreet Boys , backstreet's back , I did In Sync . It's Staring Up my Heart . You did that song . Yeah , I did . Britney Spears Hit Me Baby One More Time .
Speaker 4I did I did mad shit this all happened while I was .
Speaker 3Yeah , britney , I think you were at the bar with .
Speaker 2Hit Me Baby One More Time .
Speaker 3But , God , I did no , you did it with me at the end . Yeah , yeah , you came at the end of , like you know , I don't know , stop .
Speaker 5I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , y'all .
Speaker 6I don't know the night , the night it just started blending . It just started blending .
Speaker 5The light got a little easy for me around . This is where I'm at . This is , I think , at the end of it . When I went around and I noticed everybody was like recording . They were like yeah , brett , and then I did like a little spin and then that's the last thing I really needed . Oh my gosh . Shout out to Kels .
Speaker 3Shout out to Kels for playing Grenade by Bruno Mars . I totally forgot how much .
Speaker 6I loved that fucking song Fire .
Speaker 3We were all singing that song . I got a grand-tump from this Fire .
Speaker 5He knew everybody's song , I know .
Speaker 3His ass didn't want to get out . He and mine got up .
Speaker 5I was like what are you doing ? Get up there . He was like nah , nah , nah . I was like OK , but he was great too . I feel like everyone was so good , like there really wasn't Nobody that did Right .
Speaker 3Even Serge like this motherfucker know no , but he don't not know the song to the Drake . I got every . I had to go up there and help her . I got everything . I got everything . I got everything .
Speaker 6And he was like . I was like I cannot play it , I cannot , I had to get up there and help . You were like if you didn't take over . I don't know where I took over .
Speaker 2I should have been like boo , boo , boo .
Speaker 4We got the wax . Let the professional come through Yo , just like back in the day in the Apollo where you got to get the boom in with the boom and she's like I fucking broomed motherfuckers off like nah . You're not the one .
Speaker 6I should have been like let the professional the thing is .
Speaker 3Y'all know I'm the human jukebox , so I know all these damn words . When they start playing , I start knowing the words and I can't help myself . Hilarious , it's saying very badly and off tune . So it was . It was a good time .
Speaker 5It was so good that I ended up extending the room , because the room was supposed to only be an hour , and so I was not enough .
Speaker 2It's not enough time .
Speaker 6It's not enough .
Speaker 5So I ended up having to like because I thought , ok , we'll do the hour and we'll go out in the big room . But we were all having a good time and I remember , right as the second hour started , everyone , like more people , came . So I was like all right let's just extend it for another hour , but it was so , that was like something , so it wasn't bad .
Speaker 3That's not bad , still not bad . It's still a great time . It's a nice spot . Nice spot , it's not too far .
Speaker 4Yes , everybody parking , good location , yeah I liked it .
Speaker 3I had a great time .
Speaker 4Me too .
Speaker 3Speaking of getting too fucked up . So at the end of the night so me , veronica , aj , we all , we all were like all right , we told everybody like hey , we're going to go get her out on like street . Veronica told her , I told her , I went home . Brittany was like hey , hey hey , right Now , guys .
Speaker 5this is so not fair . Now everybody should have known how fucked up .
Speaker 4I don't know why you're looking at me . I wasn't here for this .
Speaker 5I was Steve Weren't . You in the group pictures . You were in the group pictures , yeah .
Speaker 4And then once everyone was like yo , we're leaving .
Speaker 5I barely remember the group pictures . I remember the group pictures . I don't , I don't , and I think people like help me , like yeah .
Speaker 3Yeah , Like that's why you really have a whole picture .
Speaker 6So I'm like honestly , I just know I was in the point . Listen , listen Like fucking .
Speaker 3Listen , it was her birthday . She is allowed to get fucked up Also never again .
Speaker 5I don't know whose fucking idea it was to take photos at the end of the fucking night . I was so upset , my pretty outfit , like everything , like I didn't even get to . I don't even have any pictures in the shit . All the pictures in the end of the night I have the most fucked up . Look , hazy , look on my fucking face . My eyes are closed .
Speaker 4It looks like you had fun .
Speaker 3Yeah , you just look like you have a fun . No , I have to say .
Speaker 4The picture you sent me looked fun , the picture you sent me was fucking gone .
Speaker 3You look like you're doing it at the time , my whole ass is out now .
Speaker 6I'm like a Vesemore oversteer Yo I got the picture .
Speaker 4She sent me the picture of it . I got to show you . It's hilarious .
Speaker 6You got to show me because I was like what is going on .
Speaker 3Britney's being stingy with the pictures . Yo Because ? Because I'm like , send me those pictures . I promise y'all I'm not going to post them , I just want to laugh she said it to me like two or three of them , but I'm like no , there's more .
Speaker 5I know there's horrible , horrible evidence of how fucking wasted I was . I was like , oh my god , I'll say this , you're allowed to get lit .
Speaker 3You're allowed to get lit right . So I called Britney . So me and our two other friends were at the Halal spot . Everybody just went home , which is fine , and I called Britney . I'm like where are you ? She's like I don't even know where .
Speaker 6I'm at . Why did you leave ? Why did you ?
Speaker 4do that . Don't look at me . This has nothing to do with me , but I said Britt , I was like girl , where are you ?
Speaker 3But she said hold that thought because we've got to take a break . And we're back . Britney's so fake . Embarrassed I was like I'm not even gonna take a break .
Speaker 4I'm telling you right now , Britt , you are the only one that probably even notices how fucked up you were .
Speaker 3Everybody was just having fun , and a lot of other people were lit too .
Speaker 5We were all lit , I know everybody was lit , but I just feel , I just feel awesome .
Speaker 3No , no . First of all , I had two beers and I was like I'm the idol , I need to go to bed and I was drinking nothing but henna seeds on the rocks .
Speaker 4Double Steve said he had a bad hangover Britney when I woke up the next morning I moved my shit and then she literally threw up .
Speaker 6Yeah .
Speaker 3I feel , a little bit better . So no , so she finally gets to the last one after , like , she didn't really know where she was at and I was all nervous and she was making me feel bad for her having a good time .
Speaker 6She's like you , didn't tell me you went to the . You didn't tell me you were leaving .
Speaker 3I'm like , yes , I did Like three times . So she gets there and you know , she's like why did you leave ? Why ? So I get her some , some . So is it non or non ? I think it's non Right , always pronounced it right . So not , she's eating it . She's like you know what ? I fucking had a good
Drunk Birthday Party Disaster
Speaker 3time . I was a kid , I had a good time and a piece of bread flies out of her mouth , right , but I thought it was her tooth . Bro . I was like all three of us thought her tooth like fell out or some shit , because that shit was like this big and it's kind of white .
Speaker 3So I was like we all looked at the floor . We was like , oh , thank God , it's a piece of bread .
Speaker 6I was like pretty , sit out , sit out , please . Just sit right here , just sit .
Speaker 3And then Veronica's cheap ass . I'm trying to feed this girl so that she don't feel hungover and I'm like , veronica , can you get her some water ? She's like how much is the water ? Oh Jesus . He said 250 . She said I don't know . Brittany .
Speaker 6I told you , I don't know , I don't know Brittany , I don't know , I just can't get her some water . Can I have some water please ? I mean , yes , it's over , I'm just drunk .
Speaker 5Can we heal ? She's a cheap ass . I was . I was gone . It's all gone . I don't even remember most of us .
Speaker 3I just went back , you didn't even kick you to the couch . You said you banished yourself to the couch . You know what ?
Speaker 6I'm so sorry you know what you just need to be throwing I don't even .
Speaker 5You just need to be throwing fucking tans I was like emotional , drunk and amassed , and that's it , and it was just awful so .
Speaker 2I did this myself . It happened once the party was over . I did .
Speaker 5It did happen once the party was over , but still , I wish I just had gotten tipsy and not that fucked up , so I could still have like maybe went to another spot Like maybe I don't know , yeah , but we did .
Speaker 3But it was like 2 o'clock in the morning . I feel like it was just everybody was just like what's your birthday . It's your birthday girl .
Speaker 5Exactly , it's saying , no , it's my birthday , I have to know it . So then that could be pretty much it . I'm not gonna . I just hadn't gotten like that . I'm not used to like being drunk . I normally just get like a little tipsy , feel nice , and you know whatever , not drunk , like that was drunk .
Speaker 4Organt tipsy . Organt tipsy Drunk and smoked my entire vape .
Speaker 5I literally woke up 7 AM room like , oh yeah , I was like whoa , I don't miss those guys .
Speaker 3I was gonna say I've only been that that badly hungover . I've only been that badly hungover maybe twice , and I cannot , for the life of me , drink that damn beer . They tell you to drink a beer to cure your hangover what they ? Call the hair of the dog and it's like the smell I just put in . I can't even think of that . My head be , oh , just thinking about it .
Speaker 4All they say .
Speaker 5Is that ? I had this time I had a nail appointment 12 30 the next day and I was literally there like oh , oh , oh .
Speaker 4Four years . She's a hostile . You had to sit there and get nails done , of course everyone's texting me like are you alive ?
Speaker 5Yeah , I definitely did . I'm like I'm just a stupid oh and listen to wait , and I'm literally crying . The girl that the receptionist walks over gives me a nap and I'm like no , I'm going to blow your spot up right now .
Speaker 3Brittany Really Just like a fucking wreck .
Speaker 5I felt drunk till like 6 PM .
Speaker 3Yeah , I'm so excited and I was worried about her because she's drinking . She was emotional , she wasn't feeling that great . So me and Veronica go on his block to make sure her car is good . You spend the block , I call this chick and I'm like Brittany , you're parked in front of a driveway and she's like what are you even talking about ? Right now ? There's no driveway in this land . Like I swear to you , there's no driveway in this land . I don't even know . I remember none of it .
Speaker 3Yes , so I told you to put him on the phone . He's a sucker too . I'm going to tell you why I told him to put him on the phone and I'm like , hey , I know she's lit , but her car is not in the right spot and I'm like I'm telling him where it's at . He's like is she good ? I'm like OK , you guys good . Yeah , yeah , I was like oh , ok , and you still got to take it .
Speaker 5I still got to take it .
Speaker 3That's why I said he's a sucker .
Speaker 4I'm rightfully so .
Speaker 5I will come to his defense and just say he was dealing with me , which was obviously , as you guys can hear from the fucking story was probably a most annoying , motherfucking awful nightmare , and I guess he was stressed the fuck out . So I've never and like he's not used and we've drank , we have gotten fucked up together so many times and he's never seen me at that , because he wasn't drunk , I've seen , I've seen you there , like he's never seen me at that fucking level I have barely seen . I feel like this is made .
Speaker 3My point I think this is maybe like a third or four times .
Speaker 5Like literally getting at that fucking level . So this was . He was like yo , you're trying to . You're normally not the toxic . What is going on ? Like I , was just .
Speaker 3No one loves her . Yeah , she was very wrong . She was very emo , because she's like you know nobody loves me .
Speaker 5Yeah , you don't care about me , we're all .
Speaker 2DWIs on the way home .
Speaker 6How can we not love you ?
Speaker 3I know we all came out .
Speaker 6We all risked DWI . I said I fucked up .
Speaker 5You guys are fucked up , I was fucked up .
Speaker 3And this drunk ass shit , I got her again . You can cry if you want to , no , I gave yes , no I agree , that's what .
Speaker 5I heard . That's what I heard Nobody was killing you for it . They made a whole song .
Speaker 3Nobody was killing Nobody was killing you for it because it was your birthday . You were just drunk , but I did this sugar gift she opens it like way down the hall .
Speaker 5Like I said , this was my first drink . I had already had my first drink . I was real tipsy , but , steve , actually I wish you never , because I was so thankful that your gift was in the car the next day .
Speaker 2Oh really , and I ?
Speaker 5hope you know that my car wasn't locked . My keys were in the car . Your gift was on the seat , like thankfully . I was just happy it was in the car .
Speaker 3Steve helped me pick those out too , did you see ?
Speaker 5Well , I was on the phone with him and I said I was like .
Speaker 3So I went to a little jewelry spot , a little jewelry kiosk in the mall and I was like I was like there's Queen , and then there's like a little marijuana leaf , and they're both real gold . And I was like I don't know which one . And Steve was like , well , maybe not the marijuana leaf Because she got her parents and they're concerted , he's like , but it'd be cool for work . And I was like you get her , the Queen . I was like you know , I'll just get both .
Speaker 4She could get all day . So she ended up getting both and I'm just like yeah , because she'll have one for work and then one for one , yeah , yeah , I know my girls , I know my ladies , I literally love them .
Speaker 5They're adorable . I was like I literally that was fucked up , because I did yell at Veronica .
Speaker 6You had this motherfucker be like .
Speaker 5just yell at Veronica Good gift .
Speaker 3I was like what are you talking about ?
Speaker 5And I look up like you , fucking bitch and arrest it yeah .
Speaker 4You know I opened that Damn . That's kind of my .
Speaker 5And I should have . I'm glad you liked it . Though I did , I loved it . Thank you , all right .
Speaker 3You guys want to get into some minority support ?
Speaker 4Yeah , Wait , do we have minorities ? We do not , because there's no minority support this week , because we are recording very early that we drop , which is Monday .
Speaker 3Yeah , so that is the reason why he's actually going on vacation to New Orleans .
Speaker 4Yes , so we want to have all three of us , so this was the only time that we could do it . So instead of minority support guys , you guys get no Sam , they get another story .
Speaker 5OK , what .
Speaker 4Of me , ladies and gentlemen , I went speed dating . How can we forget ?
Speaker 3And this is the Valentine's Day episode , and this is the Valentine's .
Speaker 4Day episode . So I'm going to spread the love of my experience first time ever speed dating and I want to say shout out to everybody , to the guys and the team that threw it . I loved the idea . The execution needs work and I just think better vetting would suit any for any future endeavors .
Speaker 3So before you start right , First and foremost I was shocked at the the
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Speaker 3number . I knew it was going to be more women , but not to that , so there were 30 women , so only no .
Speaker 4There was 20 women to like 30 to three men , wow , who actually signed up , which was me , another gentleman and another young man , and that is . That's terrible . And I remember . All right , so I'm just going to just break this down real quick . All right , I get there , I am like OK .
Speaker 5I'm not sure you really looked very nice I just want to say that Steve looks nice .
Speaker 2I texted him .
Speaker 5Right away I was like , oh my god , look at you . You look so cute and I'd seen him because I saw the host that was hosting it posted a whole story of what the room looked like the theaters , everything else .
Speaker 4Yeah , so it was really . It was cool . So when all the ladies finally did show up , I was sitting at a table and I'm not going to find this . Apparently , it's just what I'm notorious for , and I guess you know what I'm just going to ride with it from now on . I knew for a fact that no one at the table was liking me . I just knew it off , rip Simply because how they look at everything . So I said and I was hearing , I was over hearing the conversation and I'm just like why are they ?
Speaker 4around . Yeah , really , they really kind of weren't like it was just this particular group , like a lot of the other girls , like the girls that the people that they were we all made a thing out of it right , Made the best of it , the best out of it .
Speaker 3We paid the fucking money . Let's just do it . That's just mean . So I just couldn't be . So check this out .
Speaker 4So I'm just like . You know what I said . Hey , I can already tell that not a single one of you at this table likes me , and they're just like why would you ?
Speaker 4say that You're not supposed to say that about yourself . You're not supposed to do this . I go , you'll see . And sure enough , the whole table left . Well , it wasn't because of me , I know , yeah , but they that . Every when I told every single one at that table , I was like I already knew y'all were going to bounce . I was like that . That whole table got up and left . Now I don't know if anybody's going to see this or not , but I just want to let you know . Whichever one of you called me genuine , I want specifically which one you're talking about . Are we talking prime pony genuine ? Are we talking about the nigga that was busting that nasty ass dance move ? The one that fell off the stage ?
Speaker 6The one that did the movie the couch move .
Speaker 4You know how you got to move about my couch , so I also want to say to the guy . It's a compliment . Either way , he's still a good . All I got to say is this he's still a good , yeah , but you know what ? Because they were rude to the other guys too . They called the other guy short , they called the other , they said something about the other dude . Were they ugly ? Though ? Keep it stuck . If I'm , if I'm judging based off looks , I'm going to tell you no , no .
Speaker 7Steve , you know what a ugly dude is yeah , and I'm openly telling you no they were not but ugly no .
Speaker 4I'm being dead fucking serious . I am being very serious , not not for the way that they acted , but honestly we were all happy when they left , because then we all just did our thing . The chicks yeah , were they hood chicks Somewhere , somewhere like one was a complete dodo bird .
Speaker 3Oh , I mean Beautiful as the day is long , but was it the girl you were standing ? You were sitting across from that video that we saw , so there's two videos .
Speaker 4So there was two videos with two girls that kind of had the same complexion and were wearing kind of the same thing , so it looked like she was wearing a jean jacket , yeah . The other girl was too . That's the thing . So I don't know which one we're talking about , but all I know is the one I was talking to like before the whole thing even started Dodo bird . I just I wouldn't have liked her anyway .
Speaker 3So wait , how does it work ? You get 10 , 15 minutes per person .
Speaker 4Here's the thing you only get five minutes .
Speaker 5Fully , because there wasn't enough guy . You had to wait , so Told them .
Speaker 4I was sorry , I honestly said ladies . I was like ladies . Even before I said what I said , I was like yo . I really feel bad for you guys , right ?
Speaker 2now Because .
Speaker 3I knew it all right , so you said five minutes , but so it's five minutes .
Speaker 4The music which is it's had been too loud Even though the music was great , so it's just hard to hear .
Speaker 3That doesn't even make sense .
Speaker 4That was a bad it was just it said the premise how it was . It just needs a little bit of tweaking and a little bit of a bedding , a better vetting process and making sure or that you have enough .
Speaker 5The host was calling his friend .
Speaker 4Yes , so I tried to call my . I thought I only have one single friend and that's Mike . Yeah , he was busy .
Speaker 3Yeah , I seen that on Facebook . He did . He was trying to call out men's cute shout out to you . He was trying to call out some friends and hitting people up on Facebook and scram to come . I was like I didn't think it was gonna be that .
Speaker 4I Mean awful , and then you know afterwards you know we had .
Speaker 5I , I just I feel like I called it . I mean , you guys were like , why don't you want to go try it out ? I'm trying to go try that . I was like . I just had a feeling like it was just . I just feel like we're not in that area to like Put something like that on and the type of men that you'd really hope to show up to these events . We just don't have . Yeah , quality I don't have .
Speaker 3Maybe , maybe they're there , but maybe they're either to you know , shy to come to something like that , or already in a relationship you know or I just I don't , I don't know , I just feel it .
Speaker 5Maybe they wouldn't . I Mean think that that was a way .
Speaker 4I personally will not do it again to meet , because for me , for me , there's no shot in hell . That there's no , there's not gonna be a shot in hell . You're gonna get to you if you want to be with me .
Speaker 2It's simply because you think I'm attractive right now because of what I told you in five minutes .
Speaker 4I already know that because you ain't knowing me . Yeah you don't know me after five months , right ? So , honestly , hey , shout out to everybody who was there , shout out to the everybody who threw it , shout out to Cute , shout out to all them . And then , honestly , I had actually more fun at the conversation at the end of the night .
Speaker 5They have another time , valentine's Day . Do you think that that one has a chance of being a little bit ? Probably not .
Speaker 3I've seen a few people , a few girls .
Speaker 5Especially maybe .
Speaker 3Great that maybe exactly they were saying the same thing . Steve was saying like it was too loud and our friend Shout out to Veronica , shout out to Veronica , our friend , she went and she obviously disappointed because there's no men there and the music Was loud . But then , you know , everybody had like a better time at the forum . That was happening after the discussion .
Speaker 4The discussion at the end was was actually the highlight but still man that's .
Speaker 3You made a connection with anybody .
Speaker 4No , Single one . There were some cool people there , though Did you get anyone's number ?
Speaker 3Instagram .
Speaker 4Facebook . Nope , nope , they didn't even want it . Yeah , like I said , there was a couple cool people there . There was one that I was attracted to , but I knew it wasn't mutual . When you talk and people are staring off somewhere else like I'm not a doofus , so that's what I'm saying , like I don't play these little fucking , like I don't play games , I'm not there to sit there and just , you know , try to be a fucking show pony for nobody . We hear for a specific reason , like let's have some fun , let's whatever , but you know , I mean I ain't go for it there . I had a . There was a buffet of Varieties of different types of chicks . One , there was professionals . There was a few professional women there . Shout out to them , they were awesome . There was a couple people there .
Speaker 2You know kind of just you know a little earthy kind , they were there .
Speaker 4And then , you know , the dodo birds they were there . Tennis ball heads they were there . Women who think they're prettier than they are they were there . So it was quite the you learn anything .
Speaker 3I felt like you had more experience .
Speaker 4I learned that a I am really bad at talking to women and Absolutely .
Speaker 3Women make you nervous .
Speaker 4Not in a sense of being nervous , just like I don't know what to say to you to get you to like me . You either gonna like me or not . You just have to talk . Yeah , and the shit that comes out of my mouth , sam , doesn't always .
Speaker 3You just have to talk and listen and let her take over . I do and with all due respect , a lot Really listen to what she has to say .
Speaker 4Oh , would you don't don't do this to me .
Speaker 7No , no , no , no , no no .
Speaker 4Woman that you could ever talk to who would say that I wasn't specifically looking in their eyes . No , I wasn't . I couldn't tell you what any other Decisive even think he would have did that not at all . Okay , you know damn well , I don't I listen to . Fucking . Well . Okay , steve , I'm sorry my bad . You need to talk to some other niggas , and ain't this one yeah ?
Speaker 3No , I know your gentleman , steve , I'm just , I'm just next week .
Speaker 4We'll give Veronica on it improve . I was not the problem . Did you guys meet ? Did you guys meet up today here ?
Speaker 5Yeah and you know what she said she was like when we were talking about her experience she was on the phone . She's like you know what ? Steve is a nice guy . It's just like you know . We just never really got to talk . You guys never got to talk .
Speaker 4So yeah , every time we see each other , it's usually add like a party , and I'm usually yeah , I'm not , I'm a nice person people .
Speaker 3So it's like we tell the audience that you're nice person .
Speaker 4Yeah , I'm a very nice person . I'm just really short tempered with dumb shit , like it's not stupid . Yeah , I can't help it , I'm calling it dumb .
Speaker 3Like this is a good practice , like you said .
Speaker 4I know exactly what I need to improve , and I'm gonna start lying to you I went in there saying it's all to everybody . I just so you know . Whatever question you ask , you will get the honest answer .
Speaker 3But you were lying .
Speaker 4Nope People thought I was oh , and then they asked us questions and I didn't lie . Now I'm gonna start lying , just so everybody . Why the Prince of lies ?
Speaker 3That girl's number . Yeah , I'm good , I guess not . No , I'm all right .
Speaker 4The only one that I would have done was or that I would have really actually Was hoping was probably the psychologist girl . She was honestly , she was beautiful .
Speaker 3She was beautiful she's smart , beautiful smile West indian .
Speaker 6Tell me what's wrong with me .
Speaker 4I would have laid down and coughed .
Speaker 3That does me tell me my mental illness right now you know what it ?
Speaker 4honestly , it was a great . Honestly , it was a wait .
Speaker 3So I didn't you get a number , did she ?
Speaker 4I know she didn't like me . Is this the same chick ?
Speaker 3That you said , the one that you thought was super attractive , that same chick ? No , it's a different
Debating Attraction and Personalities
Speaker 3one . So the one I think now I think you're , you , you're gonna say her , say two women that you thought were attracted and find .
Speaker 4So I said , one was super attractive , just attractive , of pure looks , just attractive , but a dodo bird . The other one was attractive as well , happened to be twice as smart and twice as nice , so I would have went , but you know what I'm saying briny , two women . Okay , I was , I'm trying to be nice , one was better looking than the other . Fine , okay , what I'm saying , and I would have passed on the better looking one , right for the one that just looked good , because the one who was fucking phenomenal looking was an absolute .
Speaker 3That's fine , but you said they both didn't like you . I said two , two , both women didn't like you .
Speaker 4Yes , sam it's contrary to poverty to leave . It's not like you're a little no no , no , sam , speed dating only comes down to two fucking things If you could talk fast , which I can , but not smooth and if you're fucking attractive , nuts , you know we'll move past it . You're attractive enough , I think you're hot .
Speaker 3That's it . That's what we did . Yeah , fair enough , I felt hold that thought . And we're back . Uh , produced , uh , oh , see now , and I'm getting thrown off because I was talking . No , I was talking to uh post pre On the break I was talking but um , let's get into guess what friend it is so for last week it was mine , what you Call you like I didn't
Speaker 7even know if I did it All right .
Speaker 4Yeah , both of you . Uh , so for last week , guys , um , I picked it . It was from my favorite sports show , first things first , um , and I chose the argument simply because , um , it's for the long-time listeners in the long-time watches of the pod . They would understand the dynamic of the argument being had in the individuals whom are having it in the mannerisms that are that they're having it in , and understand that that's this podcast . Okay , so so please play , sir .
Speaker 3And make sure you tune into our youtube to be able to watch .
Speaker 4Yes , okay . First off , this is coming From my favorite sports show . First things first , okay . I sound amazing in my head no better show In terms of cohesiveness and how they get along with each other best represents Us then this show . So I have a deep love for this show . Now what you're gonna see is an argument , and I don't want you to focus on the argument , because this is gonna be sports talk . So if you don't listen to , herty tweeted this out .
Speaker 6I thought the Niners account did he runs it . No , I Give you that I'm just saying Rock . All right , that's not what we're talking about . That's what I'm talking about .
Speaker 2I agree with you . On the team , the Niners have been massive favorites in both games .
Speaker 6They've been favorite in every game all year . All right , hold on . I'm gonna try to turn this on you , since it's going so hard against Brock on this . I'm not going . You guys , the best quarterback we ever see . Right there , the defending super bowl champion .
Speaker 4It's the best in the league . Best coach like watch the colors you think maybe .
Speaker 6Yes , Look at the screen . Whose favor ?
Speaker 4All right you can stop it right there . Now the reason why all right , first and foremost you got it right .
Speaker 3So I said it was . So I said um , Steve's a big nose white guy .
Speaker 4Um , I'm the biracial looking by the way he's not biracial , the , he's just like uh , just the black guy and brittany's the , the , the , the nice looking clean white man . Yes , 100% . Now , anybody who ever has listened to this damn show it was ever even watched me and sam argue has seen me lose it because , sam , I gotta be the one that that's what I'm talking about because sam , because sam you .
Speaker 4Shocking guy Now see , this is what gets me mad . She's fucking full of shit and then she acts like she didn't do it and then when you point something out , she goes Well , does it matter ? That's not what . I think . That's not the fucking question in art where we were arguing about . We were arguing about this . You took it somewhere else and tried to incorporate it into this .
Speaker 3Okay , okay , steve , it's me . Jesus christ , you know .
Speaker 6You don't know what you do , fucking bitch Jesus very .
Speaker 4Because sam does that . She and you know what , britt don't fucking stick up for her because she does it to you and you get mad . And I stick up for you when she does it . So I expect the same in return , thank you .
Speaker 3Oh shit .
Speaker 6Yeah , please , please , my bad , all right , all right , messing up the set . No .
Speaker 4I'm sorry .
Speaker 3Producer bae , so this week is my week .
Speaker 4Brittany , you're coming with something next week . It's your turn , I can't . It's your turn .
Speaker 5I know you got something to do the week after All . Right , I know you got something to quit this week .
Speaker 4You not even you're gonna be just partying , showing titty out there .
Speaker 3So as you should wait . All right . So , producer bae , could you pull up the clip so before you play . It says me anytime . I think about that one beef that I never got justice for , oh fuck . All right . All right , did you hear Brittany ? Did you hear it oh .
Speaker 4I know who this is . Oh , this is easy . Fragment bitch .
Speaker 3One more time next this quick fragment fragment Fragments .
Speaker 1Foot bullet fragments . Foot bitch bullet fragment . Bullet fragment wait okay .
Speaker 4Was that really nicky . That was , that was really , that was really nice . She gotta stop .
Speaker 3Make sure you guys , make sure you guys go to our youtube page . You have to watch these . They're fucking hilarious , yeah , to get the full context . But again , it says me anytime I think about that one beef that I never got justice for . Yeah , I .
Speaker 4I do that to people who just cut me off in traffic , All right , so let's start with Steve .
Speaker 3who do you think that clip represents ?
Speaker 4Oh , that's fucking easy . That's Brett . Okay the way she's saying it .
Speaker 3Fragment foot , what break it's ?
Speaker 4angry fragment . You fucking bitch . You fucking nasty bitch .
Speaker 6What about you ?
Speaker 3How do you think they going in ? Who do you think that represents ?
Speaker 4It's definitely Brett , it has to be . Oh wait , wait , sam . We were supposed to wait For what we were supposed to guess and tell each other , but I mean , we weren't supposed to tell each other , we didn't .
Speaker 3Oh shit , I'm guessing Jesus Mary .
Speaker 4To slay Rick .
Speaker 3Show some You're guessing .
Speaker 6I'm sorry .
Speaker 3I didn't say yes or no
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Speaker 3, I'm sorry . I was moving on to Britney . I know , I know .
Speaker 5I think you could either be either one of us probably Me or you yeah .
Speaker 4It has to be . I would still stand by it's , brett , though .
Speaker 5There's . There's a lot of people . Ok , I was just like Frag me .
Speaker 3Frag me , Frag me Big , big , big , big , big , big , big , big big .
Speaker 4I did not hear that . Yeah , no , that was like even I was Yo , I didn't even do this .
Speaker 3They keep saying she was on a coke binge that day . Really , yeah , I don't know , I don't know . I allegedly , allegedly she , she was that pure . She couldn't get it out .
Speaker 5You know how you're , that I know when you're not mad Fucking .
Speaker 6Fragment Fuck fucking bitch .
Speaker 4Yo , you guys watch the Super Bowl . Yeah , how'd you guys wait ?
Speaker 3before you get to that , make sure you comment down below who you think it is .
Speaker 4But so Super Bowl , super Bowl , yes , oh yeah . What did you guys think of that half time show ?
Speaker 3Did you watch it for it ? I know , oh damn , she was dope . It was great , actually it was amazing . My only critique and it's not his fault is that he wasn't able to kind of play the songs out longer , because it'll be like it's seven o'clock , oh yeah . And then he'll just go into the next one , and then it would , and then it'd be like , yeah , yeah , yeah , I'd be like do you want ?
Speaker 5to hear Cruisin' Street Because he's got two minutes . It's one of those artists has too many songs that you want to hear .
Speaker 4Too many good songs .
Speaker 5You only get like 20 minutes on the stage you watched it on YouTube today because my ass did last night just pass out and I was like oh , I have to no , I watched it .
Speaker 3I was like I should watch it tomorrow on YouTube . I hate to say this , but I really hate to say this , oh boy , because it breaks my heart .
Speaker 4Alicia Keys oh god , don't . Yeah , we're not doing .
Speaker 3this we're not doing this we're not doing this she sits , oh man .
Speaker 4We're not doing this .
Speaker 2We're not doing this at all no no no , no , no , no , no , no , no All right .
Speaker 4I want people to All right . Producer , can you hold pause on this for me please ? I want to . I want a straight screen . Can I have my own , real quick please ?
Speaker 6This is unacceptable .
Speaker 3No , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no no .
Speaker 4Give me give me two minutes . Ok , Give me just two minutes . Oh my god , All right ? I really don't fucking think . All right . The difference between this year and last year is last year was all lip synced . Every fucking song was lip synced . I don't want to hear about how good last year's was . It was trash . Last year was Dr Dre no , last year was . Oh , was it last year ? Yeah , Also the year before Rihanna's . No , it wasn't . Then it was last year then Sam .
Speaker 3No , neither one of those were lip synced .
Speaker 4Yeah , rihanna lip synced the entire thing . She didn't yes , she did . She did not sing . Yeah , she lip synced it . No , no , no , hold on , I want to see .
Speaker 5She was pregnant and she was on the fucking and she was a terrible show . Now listen hold on .
Speaker 7So that was OK , guys . Yeah , that was .
Speaker 4So Usher was singing every fucking note , alicia Keys was singing every fucking . She's in a fucking dome that sees almost 100,000 people . What the fuck did you think it was going to sound like ?
Speaker 3I didn't need her to sound like baby Jesus . Nica , relax , take a breath , drink that , drink , drink the water .
Speaker 4No because I .
Speaker 3She was she . She was off , her tone was off . Yes , she was , her tone was off . She it was . It was that first note . We were all like the blood in our ears but like , oh , that's so over dramatic , that's not true .
Speaker 3No no no , I felt bad because , like , I love me some Alicia Keys . Her first album songs that a minor love that fucking album . Love me some Alicia Keys . And she gets a lot of shit . Ok , she gets a lot of shit for being with Swiss beats and he you know , he was married like like she's the only one to ever take a married man like join the club , but like , damn , like , like she gets a lot of shit . So it affected her career so badly because she's so fucking talented , right , wait , she's stunning . Hold on , can I , can ? I don't understand . She's stunning , so I love . I'm going into why I love Alicia Keys and that , why it hurt my heart for her , like for me to feel like damn , I just like that she is only human , but like she , you know , she didn't really , it wasn't , I'm sorry , you know . Producer , they must not understand how that shit really works .
Speaker 4I mean they must not . I'm sorry the fact that I didn't know .
Speaker 3you were a percussionist and I'm not a percussionist . I'm not a fucking percussionist .
Speaker 6Look , I don't know , no , no , no , no , no no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no no .
Speaker 4All I'm saying is this Um , apparently , people just don't fucking understand what actually singing live is . Yeah , your fucking voice is going to reflect . It was her first fucking note . She's not like she had a chance to warm it up . She had to . She came in immediately with it . So , yeah , it struggled A quick second . She immediately rebounded . It was immediate , I got . How the fuck do you think it's supposed to sound with 70 fucking thousand people screaming ?
Speaker 3So it got to the point of , like you know , my oh , my oh , my oh , my oh , and it was like my oh , my oh , my oh . Like yeah , it was Steve , she , she was struggling , bro , it is what it is , I'm sorry . I'm sorry . First of all , she looked fucking breath taking .
Speaker 6She looked amazing , amazing . You know how she shaped ?
Speaker 3Yeah , you know what I'm saying Gorgeous you know she hasn't wear the makeup . Yeah , Love it she . I love Alicia Keys , but you can't even sit here in front and say that that performance was bad .
Speaker 4It wasn't that bad to the point . Everybody's like , oh my God , we're worried about Alicia . Well , give me a fucking break . I've commented Give me a fucking break , and then everybody's like I wasn't worried about her .
Speaker 3You know what people kept saying . They'll see why I brung up kind of the history in her career , stuff like that because people were really was roasting her wrongly . I'm not roasting her , I'm just , it is what it is . People were like , oh , she ain't sound good since she took that man , that woman's man .
Speaker 4Yeah , it's lonely bitches .
Speaker 3They were like she hasn't has a hit of notes . She took that woman's husband .
Speaker 4Jealous lonely horse .
Speaker 3That's who it is Jealous , lonely little bitch . He was dope , he changed outfits , he was on his roller skates yeah , I'm that roller skating .
Speaker 4I was .
Speaker 5I read all about it and I just have a little Chris came out .
Speaker 3Oh , her yeah .
Speaker 4You think I didn't see her , my baby , I thought that was Northwest . No , no , no , no . I immediately knew it was her .
Speaker 3She looked just like Northwest . When she came out I was like Northwest plays the guitar , signed YCY . I sent for her .
Speaker 4Yeah , people see why she's so talented , she's so fucking awesome . She's a literal like she's great .
Speaker 3She's , she's lady prince to me , I don't care . Yeah , she killed that guitar solo she . She did the my favorite . Which song was it , steve ?
Speaker 4She did . Oh , it was his earlier shit . Let it burn down .
Speaker 3Don't let it burn . I think that she did let it burn and then she did it .
Speaker 4It's seven o'clock . She did the . I think she did the guitar part for that .
Speaker 3Yeah , the only I wish she would have did . What song I wish she would have did was she likes it my way . Oh , he didn't do that .
Speaker 5My way for crying a lot yeah . I know you guys go see my concert I know , I know , I know , I know , I know , I know .
Speaker 3He finished it already . He finished it already this was a .
Speaker 4This was an awesome half time show . He's about to perform an .
Speaker 5ATL . The tickets went on sale actually two day .
Speaker 3Oh , and that shit's gone . No , I mean , I thought you met his biggest bunch of concerts .
Speaker 4I thought you met Vegas . Look at that shit . No , that was amazing , exactly . She's singing in front of 100,000 people . How , though you have ?
Speaker 2to fucking project . Yeah , Yo cold they must not .
Speaker 5They must not know it came out .
Speaker 3Produce bank . He got here to . Yeah , that doesn't sound right it sounds horrible . Let's not worry about that .
Speaker 4No , don't even worry about it , because I'm not going to allow this .
Speaker 5This is a shit .
Speaker 4Yeah , she's stunning . Yo do you all see how the internet trying to get her ? Swiss beats man like . Pee Pee Palmer , yeah , yo , and shout out to chemistry . Shout out to Swiss yeah , because they're both performers .
Speaker 3No , not just that . Remember when this song came out . This song came out . What 2003 ? Relax , I'm not coming at them . Drink some water . I haven't seriously ?
Speaker 4No , you upset me with your , what your take .
Speaker 3What I'm saying is they had chemistry . They even had chemistry back then . When the song first came out . Remember the music video ? I thought they were dating . They have great chemistry . I didn't think that .
Speaker 5But I'm trying to have the way he was swinging with her , though it looks so , but you know , usher does this ? Yeah , he does this , he is a performer , he will , and then everybody like oh you know , we all melt .
Speaker 4Yo Swiss is a classy man and , honestly , the people who got ? Mad . Honestly , you must not know who Swiss beats is .
Speaker 3But he was like can you shut the fuck ? Up what the fuck is a performance , he literally married his longtime girlfriend right after that performance .
Speaker 4Yeah , they got their marriage license immediately after the Super Bowl .
Speaker 3He worried about that . These were what we were talking about .
Speaker 4He's just fucking . I'm trying to start shit and this is the reason why , like you see the difference between somebody who's trying to make it and somebody who's established , and just who the fuck they are , because I go to front . When I first heard Swiss beats in Alicia Keys , we're getting together I was like Swiss bees , that bum , that master splinter .
Speaker 3I feel like it looks like master splinter . Hold on , hold on . I'm just saying , when you shut up , see you do the same shit .
Speaker 4Shut up , I just all I was saying was that we see gorgeous Alicia with master splinter , and I don't care about looks . I was simply talking about yo , she's way more popping than him . But then my boy , mike , had to school me . But Mike had to school me because I only knew Swiss beats from Rough Riders . He's like oh , no , no , no . He's like you clearly don't know Swiss beats . And then he started showing me other shit . I said , oh , I said I stand corrected .
Speaker 3So my bad , even though I feel like his beats are very noisy .
Speaker 4They were supposed to be back in the same .
Speaker 3There's a lot going down in his beats , but they didn't in age very well , but it's trust me , usher is not a fluid , get it , get it .
Speaker 4Not an upgrade from Swiss .
Speaker 3You can walk out the room . Right the fuck now .
Speaker 4You're only going based off looks .
Speaker 3No Talent to Did you not dance ? Did you not sing ? So wait , hold on . You just sat here and defended Alicia Keys .
Speaker 6I'm a stick I sure do I've run from a man to people .
Speaker 3When we talk about usher , you're , you're just missing his talent .
Speaker 4I'm the biggest usher fan .
Speaker 3As if you didn't just watch the super . I expected it .
Speaker 4You're the only one . You're the only one surprised by what you saw . No , did we say that ?
Speaker 6Because you're not pretty I know what usher do ?
Speaker 3I'm not . Neither one of us said that .
Speaker 4So you probably did , but it doesn't matter . I am better usher fan forever . It doesn't matter .
Speaker 3We , neither was but you . Just I contradicted myself . So what ? Yes , I know , and now I'm uncontradicting myself .
Speaker 4So guess what ? You contradicted the shit out of yourself . And then you said that he's not an upgrade from Swiss beats I think actually they're in the same bracket . They're both huge legends .
Speaker 3I don't think one's better than the other .
Speaker 4All right , so then everybody in the internet needs to shut up .
Speaker 3But however looks wise , she's , she's . She went to the moon , she went to the current that I crammed , you know , but that's not what she's here for . I had to be , that's not what she's here for Wait .
Speaker 4Wait , what ? So ? It's in the eye of the beholder .
Speaker 3You don't think usher's attractive ?
Speaker 4Didn't say it wasn't , I'm just saying maybe some people might not think he's attractive .
Speaker 3You don't think . I'm asking you , though , what .
Speaker 4He's a handsome man , exactly , so am I . So you think you look better than usher On certain days .
Speaker 6I .
Speaker 4Do that song . I spell my name , don't worry about it . Right now they call me . Right now they call me Steven . Two chains , okay , I got my . I got my Italian . Fit on , leave me alone .
Speaker 1Okay , all right , right you want to get into your topic of love and love and love in this club but hold that .
Speaker 2Gotta take a break oh .
Speaker 5So , it being Valentine's Day and me being a love baby on . I just want to talk about modern day relationships and dating and I Will say , when I was hungover at my nail appointment the other day , there was a girl next to me getting a full set of nails for anti-Valentine's Day and I was just like , didn't you get that one ? I've never had anti-Valentine's Day . I had the candy hearts with like that said like fuck boy , yeah , I'm like you know me , not anti , but just I thought it was cute . It was like a cute candy heart thing , this , which was just like fuck . And so she said that I'm like kind of intrigued , I'm a little like hungover . Like I said , I was crying , I'm looking around like and she's like it's single awareness .
Exploring Modern Perspectives on Polygamy
Speaker 5This is a single awareness and you know women are . You know we shouldn't feel bad that we don't have anyone Valentine's Day . You know right , being single , like a single people , they have a band together and everyone needs to be more sensitive to like I'd never heard , I've heard of it like this extent .
Speaker 7Yeah they have .
Speaker 5Valentine's Day or anything like that .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 5I mean , I know there's Valentine's Day .
Speaker 3Real fast , just speaking from a person that was single for a few years . All types , they never bothered me right .
Speaker 4Yeah bother me either and I'm single more than anybody in Albany right now . Mm-hmm , she was very passionate . I'll be 14 minutes only .
Speaker 5She was 24 hour day to me and she's just like men are just trashes and you're not gonna find it , and so she's going on and on and so I have me thinking like is this really what it's like ? What is dating like today I should be open to , like a lot of men are open to Polygamy . You know polygamy , you know that's not just monogamy , open relationships , oh , I feel like relationships . There's situations , ships , there's so many types , it's just a ship she .
Speaker 5Just wanted to share these little clips and Get some opinions on the crew , especially with Steven , you being like a man , but I've had two guys Send me this clip .
Speaker 4Two guys .
Speaker 5I was just like is this the new ? Is this our future ?
Speaker 3The first clip . It says the truth about polygamy our man already practiced .
Speaker 7But it practice polygamy . It's just serial polygamy and separation polygamy . But I'm in , as I said they already . There's no black man on the earth , there's none in the history , there's none in the Bible the Taurotika wine that had one woman and love her his whole life . Let's deal with some reality . I'm not talking about Partication and adultery . I'm not talking about no man running around after a bunch of women just to have sex . I'm talking about that . There are men that genuinely love one , two or three women , yes , okay , and as long as they can take care of our emotional need , which is all we are crying out for , then we'll accept that we are so afraid somebody gonna have better sex with him than we had . And they don't even matter Whatever we bring to the party . That's what he accepted . Enjoy . It's not based on that . Our man already practiced . You first , steve .
Speaker 4All right . So it's all right , I'm gonna try to . Can . Can we please stop with what they fucking did in the Bible and what was done where and what was done in history ? Can we act like like , like the fucking human race hasn't evolved a little bit , like we haven't moved ? Hold on , so don't ask me if you're gonna . Yeah , all right . So I Kind of I agree with her to like maybe a 10% extent . I disagree 90% because there are just people who don't want a bevy of bitches . Even if you could Take care of them emotionally and , and with all due respect , no man can give any Group of women equal love . Somebody gets left out . Yeah , that's the part they don't fucking love telling you about . They love About all this shit like this if it was so , fucking eat .
Speaker 2Look the one thing we all know about people .
Speaker 4Why take what a niche group of people do and try to keep fucking making it so so everybody can fucking ? Not everybody is going to do this . There are certain norms . For a certain fucking reason there are . I don't understand why the need do you think ?
Speaker 5as a man , though , it's possible to love more than one person .
Speaker 4We talked about this , guys . We legitimately talked about this two podcasts ago , where we said that you can have more than one soulmate . You said no . I said yes , I don't think she's speaking so deeply into .
Speaker 4What the fuck do you think a soulmate is ? It's someone that you love . You can , okay , I think , alright , alright , so , so , alright . So then , first we needed to fucking define what love is , define what soulmate is , define all these fucking words , because we're making these , where we're changing the definitions as we're fucking moving , so before you get all , hi , hi yeah , that's it stupid .
Speaker 3Answer the question . You know I do not agree with it . No , I do not agree with it . It fails at the same time .
Speaker 4No , I think you can . I just don't think you can do it successfully as a nation .
Speaker 3It cannot happen . Um , I have to , I'm so . So a little bit of this .
Speaker 5No , no , hold on . Before you give your opinion and I give our opinion . Let's just bring up the second clip . More of a modern polygamy .
Speaker 3It was in the same , okay , okay .
Speaker 4So all I'm saying is is that I don't understand . I thought this shit died out . I thought we were done talking about the polygamy shit when everybody realized that you know what ? Hey , working a mick job , I'm between four different people .
Speaker 6I'm gonna get it done .
Speaker 4I'm sorry .
Speaker 5Way more relevant than ever , and I'm Coming into . Ships like this is the new norm . Okay , no , women have to open up to the Possibility of sharing a man , sharing our man like that it's I'm . This is feeling like it's true .
Speaker 3No , that's what she all she's saying is that it's it seems like more and more we have to make peace with sharing our man .
Speaker 5Oh , that's this one called the one above it , the one above it .
Speaker 3So this one , this yep .
Speaker 2I don't give a damn about monogamy . I am fully prepared to have a conversation with a woman about our man , about making sure that we're doing our part to love him properly . But I don't . I don't require to be the only . I Require respect , I require honesty , I require love , I require integrity . I Don't require to be the only energy that you share your essence with for the rest of your duration . I don't require that from you . I have no desire to cave in none . I have no desire to cage you in . I don't mind sharing at all . So whenever I encounter energies , I always do my best to increase them to be enough to share , because in the back of my mind , I'm preparing myself for the possibility of having to share you . So let me make sure that I'm doing my part to help you increase To a degree that there's enough of you to keep the matching outfits are killing me , Um uh-huh .
Speaker 3This is totally discuss it , which is very very surprising , for we talk about all time Steve is a different breed .
Speaker 4This is a dumb fucking .
Speaker 5Steve , this I'm as angry and angst as you're getting . This is , this is . This is a lot of reality for Looking like . This is what we have to open up our mind to like .
Speaker 3Listen , I'm on the other end of it . I've tried it and Didn't
Views on Polygamy and Relationships
Speaker 3like it at all . I felt I can't share a person that I love with somebody else , even if I like , liked her , you know , I mean she was cool , but you know , first of all , I didn't one , I couldn't have . I feel like some of these work more when you have a sexual relationship with the woman and you know I'm not into that at all , too straight which sucks . Maybe if I was into women it could have worked out .
Speaker 5But I don't think all of these polygamy relationships , the women are involved . Yeah , I don't want to share .
Speaker 3People try to compare it to like . It's like sharing a man with your best friend . I couldn't , I don't want to . That Just is bizarre to me . Like I couldn't . I love you pretty , but why would I want to share a man with you ?
Speaker 4You know I'm just done with these energy talks . She energies in .
Speaker 3In all the energy . Respectfully , steve . That's just her trying to speak her way into liking it .
Speaker 4Okay , I'm sorry you energy . I'm sorry you energy women , honestly , are really getting on my fucking .
Speaker 3I get the whole thing Brittany .
Speaker 4I don't . I don't give a shit . If you look at me like that , I'm sorry , brittany . The energy movement , the energy needs to go into getting rid of that fucking energy . Why ? Energy don't mean shit , we're fucking work . We are creatures of fucking habit in nature , not fucking energy .
Speaker 3I just want to say this real fast .
Speaker 4Notice one thing all she talked about was energy .
Speaker 3Just feel so much like serving him . I don't know . I just want to say this it felt like what she said was just so much about serving him and not really serving what she wants . It was all about serving and being Just , and look I'm not mad . If that's what you want , I don't mean the best woman for women , for him and what he wants and the energies like Steve was saying . It didn't really sound like her , sound like something .
Speaker 4She made up in her head . Yeah , make it be like you know what .
Speaker 2To make it feel like it's okay . I'm fine with it .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , I think it's all bullshit if you listen to people who do this shit all the time . However , it's always Energy .
Speaker 3I'm not gonna knock it because , however it is financially , oh , it's probably smart financially smart . I'm gonna work with women who are also into women . It could work for men who are also into men , because there's political me polygamy relationships with two men and a woman .
Speaker 4Good luck . That's all I'm gonna tell you . A good People it really does . You motherfuckers can't even handle or deal with your fucking selves . I don't want to talk about fucking having to deal with four other people , sometimes get the fuck out of here .
Speaker 5Yeah , I'm sorry .
Speaker 2This right here is ruining women .
Speaker 4This is ruining you stupid idiots . You fucking women don't know what the fuck a man is really looking for .
Speaker 5I'm sorry looking for that I'm saying and instead of the cheating and instead of and then to see and the everything else , good luck . Is there a chance of no , being more open and being like look , babe , like I have this other person . Is there's something that we can do ? Like , right you ?
Speaker 3know what I mean , but see she's saying it as far as like . Sometimes this is a ultimatum for some dudes from women they're dating right and , and you know what I feel like that's a trap , it sucks , it doesn't feel great All right ? Well , you know , if you're not into it , you're not into it , but this seems like this happens more than it does not , seeming like this is becoming more mainstream than ever .
Speaker 4I'm just bringing the Bible into this shit kind of a relationship so , um , there's like , stop bringing certain shit into this man , like we're the same fucking people that we were back then . It's not . It's a completely different fucking society . We have completely different fucking ideas right now . What the fuck are we talking about ? Can we focus on today , shit ? Stop fucking worrying about all this shit that they used to fucking do back in the fucking what she's saying okay here you go .
Speaker 6You know , guys , listen , listen real quick anything shush .
Speaker 4If it works , so fuck . Here you go . This is what nobody ever asked . Hey people , if it works so fucking well , back then why hasn't it been continuously practice and pushed throughout the fucking generations ?
Speaker 3Because it's a European . This is not your regular man and women marriages . European it was , it was put on upon it .
Speaker 6You mean to tell me that all ?
Speaker 1African cultures hold on , so you're so . A lot of them have Asked all .
Speaker 4So you're telling me many have many .
Speaker 4So I said so then you mean it . So that's why I was asking , because you can't just say many when I'm asking for all and you can't say Europeans made it , when there were clearly Africans who probably only stuck with one person . So clearly it's not . I told you this has to do with individuals , as opposed to an actual movement or actual fucking or a thing that everybody should do and just accept . It's accepted by people who want to fucking accept it and not by who it's not . Why the fuck do we keep trying to push it to fucking people ? That is only specific for a Select .
Speaker 3You say the same thing about single marriages . You know , I'm saying , you can say Like it .
Speaker 4That's why we're having this .
Speaker 5Like it , but I have been more open a little bit Than ever . Britney , you will get hurt . Steve come we can't . I'm trying to save you .
Speaker 3Let me freaking talk we know you don't like it .
Speaker 5Your ass is literally itching office a single woman and who has been dating and , and , and here's a lot of different men and this is being more pushed than ever . And Do I really think that there are men out there that on maybe want just one woman ? Probably , yes , but do ? I feel like a Lot more men aren't able to ? They're almost like suppressing that urge and they're having monogamy relationship , but they're not having monogamy relationships because they're cheating and they're doing other things outside of the relationship . Right , and Instead of maybe being more open and true , the idea in truthful , I'm just saying that this is this is becoming another way to look .
Speaker 4Yeah , because they don't see it , fortunately , they don't tell you that part , what they don't cheat Women she too , and the poly relationship the poly relationship . The guy will probably go out and shoot Till you that part .
Speaker 3The person that tried it . When you really love someone , the one thing you can at least do is attempt to try it right . No one's gonna kill you for that .
Speaker 4Right , I won't kill you for it , I'm just telling you ain't gonna work . It may or may not , I don't know . You don't know I will bet more times than not . It doesn't work . People are a creature of habit and fucking tradition . Fucking well , we'd still be doing it .
Speaker 5I said I do get . I do get for me personally , I do get jealous , I fucking on . Yeah , I love the idea of having a big like , like a big home , or like the women like how , like kids , like everybody helping with kids , sharing responsibilities , like I just think , madam Stephen .
Speaker 4Ready . You made me upset with that . I think that I'm setting me now that you're those types .
Speaker 5My , my my .
Speaker 3But before you say that , brittany , think of it . That's what I put my mind into it . As far as like sharing a man with my best friend , you can we not ask I can't even imagine it why ? Something I would want to do , you know , because there's a . I have boundaries right and in my everyday life and in general , I feel like you have to be very open , like you said , super , super open .
Speaker 4No boundary , no answer to the question why , why ? Why do you think this is gonna work when everything else has Relationship somewhere ? Well ?
Speaker 5I'm not saying this is that it's a full proof , solid plan . I'm not even for . I'm just saying I've become a little bit more open to the idea , the possibility and the idea if it means that you get to be with the person you love .
Speaker 4You don't . You're not even getting that you're not even getting .
Speaker 5I don't even know when that . But I'm just saying I Don't even know that , I'm just I'm sorry , this is just , oh , my god , steve , you know you are different , so let's see , we got a wrap up . Only right opinion .
Speaker 4Calling me a bitch , whatever , I don't give a fuck and the people who will be doing that are a ton of niggas who can't even take care of themselves , so I don't give a fuck about opinions . I will say that a lot of men that want to do this .
Speaker 3Do not have the ability to really be able to do this talk that they're talking and I feel
Speaker 5like it's so hard to be able to juggle a lot of women's emotional needs and to make sure my emotional needs are met . That's a lot , and then you're gonna make sure other people's emotional needs are met . It's it's .
Speaker 4that's the reason why I'm sorry , can you ?
Speaker 5even spread yourself out . You cannot know . Anyways , yeah , when we have women on that are open to the idea we will play .
Speaker 3We could bring Person who's actually open to it the idea to see why I .
Speaker 4So I could fuck their brain up to because why not check this out ? Because I Fuck is pretty sad , son and it reminded me of something that we had talked about and there was a fucking correlation , shit .
Speaker 3All right , see , we got a wrap up .
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Speaker 3You little bad , great on great .
Speaker 4Bitch . That's what I'm saying . This world is full of ungrateful heifers . That's why you're all single cuz you're ungrateful , damn .
Speaker 5All right .
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