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Mini Episode 9: Cleanse This Chaos - A Witch’s Guide to Cleaning Without Crying

River & Wren Season 1 Episode 9

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Boo, Bitches!

Today on our mini cauldron of chaos episode, we’re attempting the most dangerous ritual of all: cleaning the house.

That’s right—banishing dust, hexing mold, negotiating with sentient laundry piles, and confronting the Underworld portal under the couch. This mini episode turns everyday cleaning into full-blown domestic witchcraft, complete with sweeping spells, glamour magick countertops, judgmental house spirits, and a vacuum that may or may not be choking on your life choices.

From incense-fueled pre-clean rituals to bathroom banishing (abandon hope), ancestor-approved dusting, and sealing your work like the High Priestess (or Priest!) of Lemon Sorcery that you are—this episode proves that cleaning isn’t just a chore. It’s purification. It’s protection. It’s chaos management with a broom.

Light a candle, crack a window, tell your house spirits to hush, and join us for witchy wisdom, unhinged truths, and the reminder that if a spirit wants to judge your mess… they can grab a mop.

Happy cleansing, witches—and happy New Year. 

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