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Daily American
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Old friendships and fantasy football banter collide as we explore the potential revival of Deandre Hopkins in the NFL, while also keeping the mood light with hilarious stories from high school days and fictional Lyft encounters. Dive into the camaraderie shared with Alby, Troy, and others, as we relive nostalgic memories and discuss the lessons passed down from older generations. The joy and laughter are palpable as we recount these experiences, proving that some bonds truly stand the test of time.
As the draft heats up, the stories of multiple players in the league of legends inspire reflection on personal growth, societal issues, and the importance of maintaining solid beliefs and more importantly priceless friendships.
16-round draft where anyone can get roasted.
For the Record I’m in 1st place
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We are back with the Daily American Bowl Boop A bunch of guys from 06, pw, some old-timers and maybe a young bull or two, but it's pretty awesome. Three picks, we're in the sixth round and then I'm up. Hopefully, whatever the volume works itself out, it keeps going in and out. It's probably these bunker bows that are jacked up because they're not charged properly. The draft has been paused by a league manager. Come on man, what kind of shady shit is going on here? Oh, make us redo the whole thing. Aye, aye, aye, dude, my squad's stacked so far. Again, we're in the sixth round. So I still got the fourth pick in the sixth round. I got saquon. Shout out all you bum ass eagles fans. I want to say kyrian, but is it? It's kyrian, yeah, kieran. Kyron williams anyhow, he's a beast. He was a rookie last year plays on that dude squad that looks like Matt Gresson. What's that dude's name? The Rams, the LA Rams, gresson's head coach, fuck out of here. I got Tank Dell Snapped last year with CJ. I got Sam Laporta Projected number one tight end. Mr Joe Mixon, coming from AFC North, going into Houston, should be all right.
Speaker 1:Anyhow, I usually don't do fantasy because, as you guys know, I'm a degenerate gambler, so you know, putting up a whatever Last year or a couple years ago, $300 in a league, this one's like $50 because it's the first year I'm on the clock. It doesn't do it for me, but the individuals in this fantasy football league trust me, the individuals in this fantasy football league. When I trust me, you'll agree with me if you know who I'm talking about. So let's see, I'm on the clock Minute 25, 24, 23, 22. All right, let's see, we got T Higgins.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is it time to grab a quarterback? A stud, or are there? I don't even know how many people are in this draft 10 or 12? There's 12. Just give me anybody besides that dude with the little hands. Let's see.
Speaker 1:Hey look, xavier Worthy, worthy, sick name. I may just ride with this dude because, fuck it, I'm riding with him. Yup, that's it. First of all, nobody even knows who it is. Second of all, I don't know who it is either, but my child is going to be born in about 30 days. I was going to go all the way back, but I'm actually really excited. I just got done setting up the crib. I laid out a boy's and a girl's outfit that a good buddy of mine grabbed me his girlfriend because we do not know the sex. We don't know much, except the mother is extremely healthy. The mother is extremely beautiful. Now, on the contrary, you got the Daily American. My fantasy football name just got fired.
Speaker 1:There's actually somebody's making fun of me in here. The daily american podcast, haha, real funny, mr brian alberger. Real, real funny. It's all right, your head's big as shit anyway, not Not figuratively. I mean you got a gigantic head. You probably can't even fucking From the reflection of your dome. You don't even know who you're picking your 8th round pick Fuck out of here. That's one player in the draft. I'll continue to carry on with some other ones later.
Speaker 1:But back to the termination. I was hurt over it. Let's just be real. 8 years. Back to the sermon nation. I mean, you know I was hurt over it. Let's just be real. Eight years.
Speaker 1:But God's I forget that sometimes. But God's in charge, not me. That is what I ask him when I do remember to say my prayers and I did today in the morning is for his will to be done and not yours, and that night you thank him. So I'm going to thank him now. Thanks God. You know all I'm really concerned about right now, or what I was concerned about, was employment, employment, employment Obviously right and not second to anything, obviously, even employment, employment, the health of the baby, which is why I can't understate how healthy and how proud I am of the mother of my child.
Speaker 1:She's like 30 days out, she's glowing, she's still working. Now. I hadn't seen her parents for about a year because I was what the fuck am I gonna do? Yeah, I lost my job. I knocked up your daughter and she's coming. She's coming home to live with you. I might as well just move the fuck in too. He has good conversation with her father. That would go over real smooth. But once I had a couple different options and was deciding which wasn't long ago, a couple weeks ago, right around the same time as the baby shower, I manned up and I went and spoke with her father.
Speaker 1:Now she's not one to really talk about anything personal with her family or anybody really I mean her friends, I'm sure. But you know I had to tell her dad the situation, why we are co-parenting and deciding to go that route, why I haven't been around. Primarily because I was embarrassed. I's embarrassing. I needed to find a job. We want some deadbeat. That's my biggest fear. Shut out all the deadbeats out there, just get your shit together. I mean, now a now a deadbeat isn't. It's not somebody who's unemployed or just unemployed. It's not somebody that doesn't contribute money. In my opinion In most women's opinion I'd say they would say that but it's not somebody who I think you can contribute all the money in the world and if you're absent in the child's life, you're a deadbeat dude. Fuck out of here. You know this isn't a charity case. This isn't a charity for your child. There's a lot more than just finances.
Speaker 1:That goes into Mr Zachary Lee Thomas, the dude who literally in high school cut up everybody. His captioned phrase was that's that white shit. For any white person that says anything remotely white, that was a great one. And then pretty much like he was the dude that like you. Just he's so funny, you're just laughing, but, god forbid, like you're smoking a blunt and like the attention gets turned on you. So you kind of got to laugh but not be too obnoxious. I loved it because I would go at him. I was, I'm good at it too, but that dude was good firing people up, just lighting them up, cutting them up head to toe.
Speaker 1:That shit was great best friend growing up, him, troy monroe, danny moe is in this chat, best friend growing up, I mean. Derrick malie, best friend growing up. All these, all these cats are in this chat. Barry Little, I'm not going to say best friend, but that was my boy. He still is, I mean he's. You know I'm considered Troy family.
Speaker 1:I should be there eating at Buffalo Wild Wings with them right now, but a lot of other people ditched it. I thought we were all going to get together, hang out, you know, have a little powwow, chop it up, make fun of somebody. But uh, here I am recording a podcast. Hope I'm, but uh, oh, two picks. I'm back on the clock. Seventh round, pick number nine nine who's on the board right now? We got who's on the clock. We got blown to smithereens. I'm mr barry little.
Speaker 1:I told him to vote for trump in the group chat. Now, stereotypically, you would think black people don't like trump. I don't think it comes down to that at all. I think if you've got common sense, you're voting for Trump, unless you're pulled in a certain direction based off of strictly your political landscape. Now, either way, I don't care, I'll go with you. I'll vote for Trump, you vote for Kamala and we're still going to be boys. Anybody can express their opinion on this podcast anywhere, as long as they do it respectfully. So I said I told everybody in the chat and there are a bunch of black people, but there's white people on there too. You guys better go vote for trump, where this country's gonna get, before we get blown to smithereens or some shit.
Speaker 1:Barry just tagged his line. That's why I love the dude. He's the man. I'm definitely not trying to make it a race thing, but traditionally that's how it goes. Now, would I do that with a bunch of strangers? Probably not, because you know. I mean I probably would actually, and then I would just explain myself and my thoughts behind it. I think Trump's done way more for the African-American community than any president ever actually, and the minorities in general. It goes for Latinos, but it's not a race thing, but sometimes it comes down to that in politics. Anyway, I love black people, I love white people and I love my people in this chat and I got 15 seconds left. That's spiel. Let's see. Fuck, no, uh, fuck, damn. There he is. He's the man. Hold on, hold on, hold on yo, bro, dude. You just saved me, dude, because I'm in the middle of your lot. We're not live, but I'm doing a podcast right now on the on the league and everything, and I was like fuck, I got five seconds and then you called dude. Yo, you're the man, dude, so let's see when am I at.
Speaker 1:So we got Keenan Allen on here. He's washed up. Watson, watson should be all right, right, no, watson, watson, Christian Watson with Jordan Love, jordan Love throwing to him. Yeah, yo, what's up with Raheem Moose, miami, oh, they got. True, I'm already locked up.
Speaker 1:Deandre Hopkins falling all the way down. Where's that? Yeah, where's that bum at now? Last year he was a bum Tennessee, tennessee, tennessee, tennessee. I think he has a bounce back year. Fuck it, that's it, let's see. Yo, thanks for calling me dude. Seriously, you like it? I'd rather take Hopkins over Autopick all day. All right, dude, you're the man. Later, dude, troy man.
Speaker 1:Yo, I am proud that, like you know, let's do this math here. We got, fuck, all of them, zach, except Allburger. I told you you got big ass heads. There was not enough room in my fucking little ass apartment to bring in someone with such a big ass dome. Especially, we needed a duck because fucking. One of the seven dwarfs happened to build the apartment I lived in growing up. His head was way too big for all that. So, damn, I'm back on deck too. Oh, no, no, no, he he just unfrozen or whatever. That's cool. That's a commissioner right there and he'll do it for anybody too.
Speaker 1:It's not just me, but yeah, what was I saying? Yeah, the door literally into my place of residency Can't have nobody with some big-ass bobblehead rolling up in there, god forbid. They strike their head on the gutter, leaves start falling out, and then my dad's whooping my ass, probably because there was a fucking leaf crumb left on the deck. Can't do it Anyhow. Now, alberger and I became real close in high school. I believe I was in 10th grade, he was in 9th or 11th and 10th, but we've been cool ever since.
Speaker 1:Some cats fall off, though fall off on people. You know what I mean. Daily American's a real one. Albie's a real one. Everybody in this group I'm back on the clock Real ones, especially the old heads, because they're the ones who raised us. Uh-oh, yeah, we got Commissioner Monroe on the line. What's happening, commissioner? I'm here. I'm here, I'm here. Come on, barry, why are you messing everything up over there, man, let's see Hopkins, hopkins, hopkins. All right, draft Beautiful, all right. All right, barry, go ahead and draft what the hell is his name? Freaking, eddie McCaffrey? I'll talk to you, buddy, eddie.
Speaker 1:I told Barry he was still living in the 90s earlier, so had to throw out Eddie McCaffrey. It's actually Christian McCaffrey's father, who's a beast of a running back. He was the number one pick. He was the number one pick across like many leagues. Yeah, damn more Fuck.
Speaker 1:We grew up in country hockey together, zach, fifth grade, I was cutting grass by myself. He lifted his window up, stuck his big-ass dome out the window and said Dan, what's up? And that was it. Dude, best friends ever since Troy sixth grade. I remember chasing him around Mrs Jones class, getting like kicked out and stuff. We were bad. I remember his mom winning like trips on like Q102 or something. I was like astonished that she was going to like I don't know, probably Cancun or the Bahamas on the radio station, you know. Meanwhile I didn't even know where those places were or like what a vacation was, but I thought it was pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Who were your best friends since then too? And I don't mean like just like friends, all these dudes I'm mentioning Thick as thieves Were thieves with a lot of them actually, but we're not gonna get any incriminating shit today. Danny moore, I mean right up the street, he was a baseball guy, was basketball and let's see when we have, I mean, probably shit. We went to fucking country elementary together. So I think we're talking like I think we did, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he was in. I was in. I remember third grade I was in mrs bolding's class and he was in the other bunker. Dude, carrick capper or some shit. I think, uh, who else? Who else? Derrick, der Derek went to our school and if you're, most of you guys know these people, I'm mentioning at least the loyal listeners that were maybe not my loyal, my loyal listening groups probably not around here. People only listen when it's like you know, just got fired, I'm fucking driving a forklift, got certified, I just got shit, can't?
Speaker 1:I was driving for Lyft, tranny hopped in the whip. I thought it was a female. I mean she was looking all right. I was like I bet, where's your? How's your night man? I turned my head how's your night man? I look in my back seat, although I, she was either eating walnuts out of her thighs or she had some damn balls. So I said ring, ring. My phone actually didn't ring. Yeah, hello, oh my gosh, I'll be right there. Sir ma'am, he, she, man, beast, you gotta go. I got an emergency fuck out of my anyway. They called me. They said you can't kick transvestites out of your vehicle. I said I didn't even know it was a transvestite. I thought I saw walnuts. Trainees shouldn't be rocking fucking miniskirts hopping in anybody's car. Anyhow, I just made that whole story up. I didn't get fired from Lyft or Uber. You guys know who I got fired from.
Speaker 1:That was the company I worked for for eight years. But, like I said, we're pretty much over that. Let's see. I need a defense kicker and QB. I guess we're going with a QB, or do I shake up things a little bit? I got a minute. Damn love's on there, purdy, that's it. Oh, okay. Ladd McConkey, chargers wide receiver Never heard of him.
Speaker 1:I kind of like picking players like that. Never heard of him. Herbert's my boy. I probably lost more money. They got Chubb and Jerome For it. Okay, how many running backs. I got Barkley getting into it. They got Chubb and Jerome for it. Okay, how many running backs. I got Barkley Hopkins on the bench. All right, so yeah, I guess we'll go with the Zeke's still out there.
Speaker 1:Tom seems to recognize. Uh-oh, it's fucking ticking Nine eight. Where's the dude at Seven? Nick Chubb, jerome Ford, baby. Oh, that's some bullshit On the clock. Oh, he must have restarted it. Okay, good, looking Again. Look it out.
Speaker 1:He's the man I drafted, though Barry's there with me. I haven't seen Barry in a while. He's got a bunch of kids, fathers that's what we were talking about. Fatherhood Zach Family man. Troy Family man. Barry Family man. Dan Moore Family father, like great father.
Speaker 1:I just don't know if he's the family thing. I ain't trying to come at him because I ain't coming at somebody's family, but I just mean like he's gonna be like me. We'll be out here. Co-parenting, that's what I meant. Whom I missed all burger. You guys don't know this one. You thought meat co-parenting was bad. I'm about to get your ass. I'm gonna air it out there. I don't give a fuck. He knocked up. He pulled the Sean Watson. Let's just say that he pulled it. The Sean Watson. Yes, he's got a little Asian baby coming and I think they're probably one of the cutest babies out there. She's a dime. She just likes to utilize her hands and apparently some other key parts of herself, and we'll leave it at that.
Speaker 1:Who else? So who else is in this league? You guys are wondering. We got Barry's little brother. I believe they called him Boo. He went to PW. I don't know if he grew out of that, but I think that's what Barry called him when we were like shit. Seventh grade is when I became close with barry, I'm sorry, I mean I I know many years before that in like fourth or fifth grade the dude's like got a grown man's beard. He's first in the playground, pick up basketball games every single time and like he's dominating the dude's like five, nine, probably in third grade, I know in fifth grade or sixth grade he was like 5, 11, he, he lined his shit up. So that was probably ed. Ed was lying, lying, lying lying in Barry's full grown beard. Ed is Barry's step pops and he grew up with them, basically in his household and Ed's just a man, mr Ed Jameson the man.
Speaker 1:Then you got my OG, troy Simmons. That's Troy's pops, and like dude, that guy bailed us out so many times growing up. You know my pops, mom, mom, they weren't picking me up anywhere, you just got done work. Troy and I were working at flot actually together fingers, wings and other things. Check him out, dude, ryan. He holds that place down. I hope he owns 99.9 of it by now, because he deserves so. That's not how business works. Sometimes, though, I'll make a quick statement on that. I'm dealing with something similar, but we're going to leave that off the record for now. But yeah, ryan Oliver, cool ass dude. Anyhow, troy and I are grinding, and Troy didn't live that far from FWAT. He lived where Dan Moore, like near the apartment complexes, plymouth Park, right down the road.
Speaker 1:Now I'm down on top of Scoops. That's a little bit more of a hike. Anyhow, get done. Working like 10 o'clock at night, dad, uh, you think you can pick me up. I said it the first couple times walk your ass home, mister. You got legs. I was like, yeah, you ain't lying Off. I went trekking on home after working a lot. I ain't bitching about it. You better hope I don't have a son out the womb who's gonna come with a wee wecker for cutting grass and for eating. Son out the womb. He's going to come with a wee wecker For cutting grace and for eating ace. Nah, zach, zach's going to hear this. He's going to be like oh no, oh no, alright, let's get to these. The Salvation Squad's on the clock. 10 seconds and he's off the clock.
Speaker 1:I believe that's Zach Showtime. He's a Cowboys fan. That's Ed. Yeah, yep, cowboys fan, which you know. I mean, I don't know how, there's a lot of them around here. I don't know how it happens. He probably picked up football when Deion was shuffling to the end zone or some shit. I don't know how it happens. He probably picked up football when Dion was shuffling to the end zone or some shit. I don't know. Aikman days, or maybe not. Maybe the Stalback days? Shit Daily American. Danny Butters, how the fuck do you know about Stalback, mr Roger? I think he was with Dallas, or was he? Was it Green Bay? What is the status of Johnny Unitas? No, I'm not just abruptly ending. So, mr Simmons, we got Ed two OGs.
Speaker 1:This is why this is the most epic fantasy football league ever. That's why it's called League of Legends, multi-generational legends, one o'clock and six picks. I mentioned Boo Little Boo, boo, boo Bear. I don't think it was Boo Bear. That was Choice X, the one that Zach, zach Zach's about to become the black Joel Olsteen now, and in 07, he was dropping mixtapes, firing people up with the screw up beat.
Speaker 1:He destroys girl, and nobody heard from her since she's been in my face. It's all good, though, because Troy's got like one of the coolest and loyal and down to earth women, women, woman that you could ever ask for. Um, and extremely like, beautiful inside and out, so like that. Dude made out um, and he's on his way. Salvation squad. Here he goes around 9 of 16. He's on the clock again. He's got a minute and 12 seconds. As soon as I start talking about it.
Speaker 1:Troy has moved that way as well, towards, you know, the right way of living. I wish I could say the same. I haven't, but you know, we all got our own journeys, and I think the lord knows my heart, just like he probably knows everybody's hearts. And oh, I'm sorry, that's not Zach Salvation Squad. That's one of Zach's boys. That's Zach's co-pastor, tony Evans. Tony Evans and the black, joel Osteen. We got in the fantasy football group. I'm a barrier. Enzo and Evangelist. That's zach, okay, okay, that's a good one too, though. You know, I'm proud of you. Know anybody on that journey, proud yo.
Speaker 1:First of all, the kahuna's. It takes this dude goes, he. I think he went to new york city, I think, or maybe it was york city with a microphone and a boombox vicious puts it up on youtube, just preaching, winning souls, and you could tell the people he was with good people. Yo, I watched that video twice one because it got a little. It got a little hairy.
Speaker 1:At the end there was this, this thing, kind of like the thing that hopped in back to my manifested, made-up imaginary Lyft or Uber ride with the walnuts, something like that walks by Zach while he's preaching and it says something distasteful like real ignorant. Zach wasn't speaking to them, zach to it. It was probably a demonic, he, she, man, beast. It was basically a demonic chick that probably had a couple walnuts, I don't know. But zach had his back against or his back turned, so he wasn't speaking out against anybody.
Speaker 1:Now he may have said something like if you're a sinner like me, or something like that, or if you're, if you're sinning and you're living in you know your lustful ways or homosexuality, or something like that, and the person just says like hail, satan, I get it. Could it be, you know, somebody just pissed off because some people don't accept every single person? I mean, fuck. A human being doesn't have to accept another human being. Now, zach wasn't spreading any hate and he wasn't causing any problems with that individual, so Zach wasn't at wrong at all.
Speaker 1:Zach's allowed to have his beliefs. I'm allowed to have my beliefs. So Zach wasn't at wrong at all. Zach's allowed to have his beliefs. I'm allowed to have my beliefs. As far as gays go, I'm okay with them because I'm a sinner as well.
Speaker 1:The trainee thing, though, that gets to me because again, I got a kid coming. If my kid's got some balls and he's in third grade, he wants to be like fucking Jody and the teacher like well, yeah, I'll send you to the guidance counselor and the guidance counselor sends you to the doctor. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to be walking a thin line. As a parent, I'm not putting up with any of that bullshit. I'm not playing those games. I'm dead serious. I'm not playing any of those games. You can do whatever you want with your fucking children. You can promote whatever you want at home. Don't bring that shit in schools. Why are you doing that? Anyhow, I don't want to make this coming up in a pic. Anyhow, hail Satan, they said.
Speaker 1:Zach kept on preaching that takes some balls In the middle of New York boombox and a mic, video camera. It's a gangster. It's difficult, trust me, but he's got the Holy Spirit with him so it doesn't really matter. Just got fired. It's on the clock 105th pick with the draft the 2024 Fantasy Football League of Legends champion picks. Damn, do I call my boy Friar Moose? I call him Friar Moose, literally. Haven't paid attention to any football.
Speaker 1:Xavier, I already picked up an Xavier Worthy. Didn't know who he was, but if I have a boy I like that name. Xavier. Fortunately, beautiful mother of a child, she gets to pick the girl's name and if it's a boy, I get to pick the boy's name. Now, of course, I'll run it by her. I don't think she likes it too much. I already ran it by her. I can't tell you guys the girl's name, but I like it. See how we're different, her and I. I'm very agreeable if you guys don't know this by now, but anyhow, let me see if I can agree on a pick.
Speaker 1:I guess I need shit. I need a defense, a kicker and a quarterback. Uh, how you do this. All positions quarterback, who's it? Brock, brock, brock, bro. Now rogers bouncing. I think he does something like that, doesn't he? Sometimes? I don't know. That's a daily American swag. Rodgers. You don't A-Rod, you don't drip swag like me. Please take it easy. Let's see what else we got in here. I don't want to, you know, miss anybody On the clock.
Speaker 1:Look, oh, I'm on the clock again. I get back-to-back. Do I pick up another? Oh, look, deshaun Watson as Albie. I'm about to pick up Albie. Nah, he's a bunker. He's not getting any take. Let me go to my receiver. Yeah, I know we got some sleepers in here. Devontae Wicks, damn it. Nah, did I just? I'm off the clock. Hold up, yeah, I mean, I'm good. Yeah, I got Rodgers. All right, cool, we're good. I don't know what happened In four picks.
Speaker 1:I'm back on the clock. All right, back to the squad. So team touchdown. That's my homie. That's Troy Sr. That's my dude. Guy's living large Puerto Rico Comes home spending time with his family.
Speaker 1:He used to be able to ball. He couldn't stick me shit when he was. He was a younger pops, I think. So I guess in like high school he was probably like hmm See, troy's parents did it right.
Speaker 1:Like younger, I wish I'd you know my parents had. My parents had their last at 32. I'm about'd my parents had their last at 32. I'm 36. But that's my first One and done, maybe two, because, personally speaking, I'd rather have a sibling growing up, and I'm sure a kid would as well. Who knows, let's see On the clock of four picks, a sibling growing up, and I'm sure a kid would as well. So who knows, who knows? But let's see, let's see on the clock and four picks.
Speaker 1:Hmm, all right, so we got hurt. So good, come on, dan. He's down to. She's hanging out with his daughter. He's going on a show for his daughter for his birthday, with his daughter.
Speaker 1:Dude, I love, I love seeing people I grew up with, even though we had our controversies and beefs. Everybody's got their beefs every once in a while. You're competitive, you're a competitive person. That's what happens. Yeah, he's that. He's down the shore. He's going down the shore with his daughter. That's probably why he's on auto. I was, was going to be on auto too, but then I was like locked in. I know how well I'd be feeling because I'm getting off. That effects her. That shit's bad. It's not as bad as they say. It's like coming off heroin. It's not that bad.
Speaker 1:The brain zaps fuck with you Big time. I don't think I slept for the first three nights and then I dozed off from like noon look, fortunately I didn't have a job noon to like four yo. I woke up in my dream. Swear to god in my dream, this is crazy. In my dream I'm I'm like around a bunch of corrupt folks definitely not folks like in this league of legends, but some other folks that I know, and his cronies and goonies, and they're all after me, right. So I'm running. You know, you got these brain zaps. So when you're conscious brain zaps it's like an electrical shock. Look them up, it's kind of crazy shocks. Your brain sometimes runs through your body all day for like the first shit four days. And then the fifth day they simmered a little bit but they'd still happen. And even today they'll happen, but very like solemnly they become bearable. But anyhow, first few days, whatever, it was. Day three, day four, I had that dream. I'm running. There's an electrical fence going over. It's got the barbed wire. You can't get under it. There's a hole in it, though, just enough for a body to sneak by on in it.
Speaker 1:Dive I didn't swim much growing up, but if I was a diver, that was my, that was my time. Stand by, stand by. I'm on the clock again. Let's see, I got the quarterback. I mean pretty much can just put this dude. Put this shit on like I gotta get a defense. I'll hold the defense because you can switch it up every week.
Speaker 1:Where's my Probably the third best player on the? Actually, I'm not going to pick a kicker, I'm going to get the best available. Fuck it. Jacoby Myers, zach Moss, tyler Lockett he's always like he's good. Gus Edwards who else? I think I lost an echoer back there. Herbert, that's my dude. Chubba Hubbard Isn't he? Doesn't he get some tick? We're going to go with Chubba Hubbard. Fuck it. Where's he at, chubba? Oh shit, you still got chubba. Oh shit, you still got adam feeling out here. Gabe davis hold up, hold up. You know I like to stay stacked in the uh. Jk dobbins, antonio gibson fuck it, we're gonna go with chubba. I don't know who they're starting.
Speaker 1:Running back is anyhow chubbing along in my dream small hole. I dive through it, bang. Next thing. I know oh, what the fuck? My feet are like semi up in the air. I fucking dove off of my bed while I was sleeping. Feet are like semi up in the air. I fucking dove off of my bed while I was sleeping First thing that hit my hardwood floor, which is concrete, no carpet that was my head Definitely felt a little like jolt. My neck was all fucked up. Never had a black eye in my entire life. This table D-Rock, this dude's like a fucking.
Speaker 1:This was, years ago too, a master woodworker. He's very humble, he wouldn't call himself a master, but I love it. Check it out. Look at this solid wood. I can't tell you what kind glossed it over. I mean, this thing is. It's beautiful, but that's the wood I just knocked on. Anyhow, dove, how dove right on that. Yeah, I was like just my. I was like I rolled over, kind of like, you know, in that weird upper back position and my feet still like in the air. It was. It fucking hurt like a motherfucker, but no black eye. You can't even tell what happened. Now, if you feel it compared to the other one, you can feel it, but no black and blue.
Speaker 1:I remember my brother Matt, my 25th birthday, stole me through. Troy was there for this one, zach, I don't know who else, but stole me through a window down Old City, basically socked me. There was a little tiny ledge and a glass door slash windows, so I go through it out of nowhere too. Just sneaks me straight my fucking eye slash look right here sneaks the shit out of me. I pull, pull him out the window, toil my way down. I get him once maybe, and I'm leaking. I'm leaking everywhere.
Speaker 1:I'm, you know, swagged out of my blue blouser that I grabbed from the thrift store and a white tee, which I still traditionally wear A lot, and no black eye. My nose, till this day, is jacked up. I probably have been in shit. I mean, I've told you guys on some of these episodes about my ass whooped in the past. Danny mo, he got me in high school. I was terrified to fight that dude. Meanwhile we were like the same size. Essentially. Nowadays it'd be a Nah, I'm just kidding, I'm a peaceful man but I probably have been in like shit. I'd say 30 fights, which isn't much, but not one black eye. I mean, come on, it's because of my pups. Those aren't family involved altercations, just Just strangers or friends. Never a black guy, not once, or from anything else. Again, smash my eye right here. You can feel it. You can't see it.
Speaker 1:It was a few days ago, but that boy, troy Derek, and I were talking about that earlier. That's why he's the commissioner. Nobody say nothing back to him. His hands are like two of mine. There goes Troy's hands, right there. Here's his left right here. Here's Troy's left. Yo, what's up, man? Big ass hand. He got my little hand like this. Anyhow, hands are big as shit and like I think I was there when he discovered he fight.
Speaker 1:I was still scared as shit to fight at this moment, but he was getting picked on. I was still scared as shit to fight at this moment, but he was getting picked on. That's the last time that somebody that knew him picked on him. He whooped that man's ass, destroyed him. The dude's still having nightmares over it, I guarantee it.
Speaker 1:Nah, but Troy's been in a bunch of altercations and he wins a lot here here. Go ask him. That's why he's a commissioner. Nobody's saying nothing. No, we got a bad temper too if he gets pushed. But he's changed that up. He's turned that page and we were talking about this the other day. He's just wants to live a humble, peaceful life and he doesn't have a problem turning the other cheek wise words, especially when you got a family involved. You have to. Nowadays you don't know who's packing. It's just playing a dangerous game anyway. I, I play that game sometimes too, in the heat of the moment, but looking back it's stupid.
Speaker 1:What else we got in here? Eat enzo evangelist. There's a couple people I don't know, but for the most part it's a PW chat Eddie Jameson, eddie Jr and Troy's, troy Simmons all PW people. So that makes like what you got? Zach, derek, troy, dan, myself, albie those three, I mean look at 9, 10 people. Thankfully these people are in my life. We're all in different places, but all of them, dude, I love them all. Seriously, I mean, it's just, it's cool to be able to maintain friendships throughout shit decades. I take pride in that because you know, it's a good way to judge a man's character. And yeah, they say like here we go, I'm on deck again.
Speaker 1:Gay Davis, adam Thielen, where we at Levin? Hmm, hmm, is cj stroud on the board? Somebody probably grabbed him. Huh, that boy? Herbert is, though herbert puts up numbers. Herbert, or, I'm worried about defense. You know, really no kicker, I guess we're just going to go with Herbert. Herbert to Sherbert Need a backup. Qb Puts up numbers. But no, I mean I'm not going to get all crying teary-eyed. But seriously, man, these guys, I hope when I'm gone. I hope I'm gone before all of them. Now this is going to sound kind of fucked up, except the old heads, because they've lived significantly much longer and you know anyhow, it doesn't really matter. We're probably all getting wiped out by. We're all getting blown to smithereens anyway, like Barry.
Speaker 1:The team here is awesome, though. Man, everybody, even the guys I don't know, because if you know one of these people, you're a damn good person. Here is also no man, everybody, even the guys I don't know, because if you know one of these people, you're a damn good person, even if you don't have, you know, all your eggs in the same basket as everybody else. You don't share all the same beliefs diverse as fuck this group, a bunch of legends, and I couldn't ask for better friends. Slash family. I'm out of here, guys, take care. God bless If you got offended. Sorry if you're offended, because if you know me, you know my intent. It's not to offend people.
Speaker 1:In regards to politics, yes, 100% voting for Trump. Kamala's not even. It's got nothing to do with that. The reason I brought up the race, though because you know she's black, she's Indian, chinese, I mean, she's everything Most diverse lady on the. She's fucking out of her mind. That's what she is.
Speaker 1:Either way, there's some bad shit going down. I should take my own advice with this one, but gotta develop that relationship with the man upstairs, alright, what defense? Bears, lions, falcons, seahawks, bills Somebody took my Steelers. That's down. No, they're in there. They're a bunker. What round are we at? 12? How many rounds? We got 16. So, yeah, I'm all right, let's see. Still on the board. What do you guys think? He's washed up Dealing? No, who's throwing to him? It ain't Cam Newton back there.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you that Deshaun Watson and Brian Seriously shout out Brian's newborn. I can't. Three, three, three and a half months. I think she is. D-rock's got a beautiful woman as well. I've hung out, met her times, she's. She's pretty awesome. No ha, no ha. And you know, perfect for d-rock. So baby coming in 2026, I'm gonna say because d-rock's a bit more conservative. He doesn't dive into politics we're talking about conservative but where he's spreading the seeds at Because he's smart, tyler Feller is actually a pastor. And then Becca Slider she's like the opposite of a pastor. She used to be married and involved with the church. They were awesome episodes, one showing you one perspective, one showing you another. Subscribe, like, share. You guys take care.
