Hey hi we're on air this is mom's a flight so grab your beverage of choice today time so maybe not drinking this time find a place away from your children's ears possibly your husband's ears and hang out with us a little bit I have a really fun guest this week who I will tell you about in a second but first our big news is this is now a podcast on iTunes and soon we'll also be on Google Play for you non-iphone Luddite people um listen to us instead of just watching us on YouTube Dailymotion of momcave TV yay I love it anyway hi Carrie how are you I'm awesome everybody this is Carey Reilly one of the funniest moans I've ever met she um hails from not so skinny mom calm yes you know carries all over in fabulous places like vh1 and Us Weekly and I don't know a million I wrote them down somewhere Joy Behar show the Wendy Williams Show you're famous no or Nothing Williams all right let's pretend you're famous yeah okay yeah let's pretend yeah good good good shot anyhow um Carrie has this great little segment on not so skinny mom calm called milfs but it's not what you think that would be a whole other show you mean moms I'd like to friend yes mom I'd like to friend we are changing the name of milk some gross kid in his dorm room I'm sure fifty years ago came up with it and every mom is awesome and desirable and we are gonna change it right here I'm mom KTV awesome so we're not only f uck amol we're also friends there goes on my notes of where you're from never mind okay mom's support each other and we want to be girls girls moms moms it's so hard to find good mom friends why for the love of God is it so hard well I'm exhausted you know once once you kids it's like who could do what for me just to make my day easier is that terrible yeah that's not so conducive to friend making right oh that doesn't work for friend making it's supposed to be selfless and uh you know what though I think actually I find it easy to make mom friends because it's moms at the school yeah you know but it's just hard to find time to put to date the mom you know yeah I think a component of a good mom friend has to be like they're not gonna get pissed if you don't return their texts ever um or you don't see them for months at a time because that's like how our lives are these are the rules these rules of mom dating you know we we get that we understand it like I have a lot of friends who don't have children and they they'll call me at like you know right during the time where it's insane so the bewitching is what three to eight right yeah I just want to tell you about my day and this heaviness I'm like I can't I can't you're like oh why like they don't get it oh my god yeah yeah right yeah I recently had that experience with my little sister who just became a mom and we always talked on the phone all the time like several times a day and so for the past five years when I've been a mom and she has and I've been feeling crappy because I just hit ignore ignore you know it's interesting my sister actually has older kids who are on their own with their friends doing their thing and now she you know she has time to talk whereas I don't have time to talk and when her kids were little I was hot and single in the city and I didn't have time to talk plumbing full-circle finally thinking sandwiches just if you're wondering what the crinkling noises let's show my mom say hi mom hi mom you get a bonus mom right back yes Virginia she said so if you hear oh a little rustling in the kitchen she's making herself a sandwich mom making sandwich that's awesome well I find that when I started looking for mom friends I way more nervous then before like I don't know why I was afraid of judgment or something weird like I wasn't sure if somebody wanted more mom friends yes I think that's true my good friend is a comedian I Lee she's hysterical she always had a joke where she felt like she was 12 years old again on the playground trying to ask a mom out you know on a hot date and like and she goes my hands get sweaty you know particularly when they're little that's when you really need these the mom friends right it feels very awkward to just be like you know you're talking to someone I could playground and then like hey you want to exchange phone numbers it's a little awkward I'm actually pretty good at it though I don't mind and I you know I like I don't know I like a lot of potpourri of French friends yeah well speaking of potpourri of friends that's another component of mom friends is like the are they the kind of mom that I am or not are they going to judge me if they're not yes yes I have a hard time with the mom who wants to pretend it's all perfect I just want to crack them I just want to like be like come on say it we're all in this the trenches and let's submit it totally this I cannot be friends with those people I can't either if your kids and gifted and talented I'm out yeah if you long hang at McDonald's with me and the kids once in a while you're out you're out that's that's it if you're not going through the drive-thru I can't mm-hmm kids who come to the house that are like I'll say do you want a McDonald's look at a quick lunch and they're like I've never eaten at McDonald's oh really okay there's the door they're shaming me the children are shaming me I don't know where's Mick Mick and like oh come on come on don't make us feel better yeah it's easy because you know the McDonald's in my town is the only thing with a drive-thru that's been its gold it doesn't matter what they saw there you got to go there it could be napalm hot dogs and I'd be like who wants one totally since adding that second a car seat to my car a few months ago I'm not leaving that car unless it's really important yeah and you're probably are you the kids are they napping in the car still I don't have that but I used to drive her out hot horse yeah but not being in the car and then you don't you don't want to leave the car nobody understands yeah you can't leave the car and then you're like all right bring my laptop in the car is my new office that's the minivan and you can't stop but you also can't necessarily stop driving the car it's gotta be no they wake up when you stop driving wait till they tell your girl I wrote there was one neighborhood my son was two and I was desperate for him to have a nap because he would be a disaster if he did and I would just drive around the same houses every day they probably thought I was like casing the neighborhood because it was every day at the same time I was like it was hilly I like the homes they were pretty their mansions that's an idea from making mom friends if we like God bus let me put all the car seats in the bus and only one mom had to drive at a time we could take turns so other moms could like have their wine and cheese in the back of bus kids would sleep that's a great idea this could be business it would be mom naps rise around the neighborhood you put your car and what the net this is a million dollar business someone listening to this like someone listening a million dollars but we are not a million I don't even want to be in the car I think she could just drive all the children I love it the car pulls up you put another kid in it they drive them around for their nap and breathe yes onion and my husband always plays NPR so the kids are like you know everybody now puts on sports radio right yeah oh that's good well we have a giveaway this week as we always do from hey mama tees have you heard of tees no and I'm gonna go there right now I hope it's about big hair that's different kind of teas okay but they made ready-made teas for moms that are pregnant or nursing and I've been drinking one of them now I love it yeah like all natural ingredients they're yummy and great and I had these in the refrigerator the other night my husband drank one and then afterwards he was like hey I saw you had some pretty lady tea in the refrigerator like am I gonna be okay it was their vagina medicine I'm not he's like I'm lactating now what yeah even he thought it was delicious so all right I'm on I'm in a minute so yeah you can go - hey mom teas calm - buy them but if you want to win them because you have no money like us go to mom cave tv.com and we have a giveaway going on it's a it's a gleam which is like a Rafflecopter okay and I believe you have a giveaway going on right now right really do and I'm so excited we went to the premiere of Mad Libs live in New York City it's an off-broadway play and it's running through January 3rd it is the most fun show for its kids 7 and up I have four tickets to give away and you know it's mad libs so you put down you write on pieces of paper adverbs it's great because they learn adjectives nouns and they use them throughout the show so it's interact and the actors are fantastic that sounds great so where can people enter that they can go - not so skinny Montcalm under Carrie jacks I have a little picture of it and I've got a form set up for them to enter it goes until I think the 19th that's so awesome yeah I'm excited I hope I hope you know everybody gets on there and you can enjoy the show definitely well anyone who's watching this we would love it if you would tweet us some of your stories about your trials and tribulations of making mom's friends tell us your dirt we want to write about your dirt love it yeah well I want to know that you're in the trenches with us we are so in the trenches what is that saying about like there are no atheists in foxholes nests there's no atheists in a foxhole in the Box all well it was so great talking to you it was so great talking to you thank you so much thanks for being here everybody go ahead and enter the giveaway on carries blog on our blog um check out our funny mom videos likes lacrima mummy mummy they're on our youtube channel which is YouTube / momcave and we'll be back in another couple of weeks with some other hilarious mama it's a mother awesome giveaway okay thank you Bob on the bad bye