The Ugly Quacking Duck

Celebrating 100 Episodes: Cosmic Wonders, Whale Songs, and Midwest Storms

Bruce Season 5 Episode 100

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Ever wondered how a brand-new microphone can jazz up a podcast experience? Well, Sonny just brought one to our setup, and we're celebrating our 100th episode with crisper sound and lively chatter. Our conversation kicks off against a backdrop of Midwest weather woes, where we shout out Ryan Hall, a YouTube streamer keeping folks informed during these turbulent times.

Curious about the universe's quirks? We’re taking you on a cosmic joyride with fast radio bursts that even the CHIME telescope in British Columbia found mind-boggling. It’s a tale of elliptical galaxies and astronomical surprises, sprinkled with our signature blend of humor and insight. And guess what? Lily joins the fun, sharing her sparkling achievements, adding charm and wit to our galactic gossip.

From whale songs to undersea earthquakes, our chats cover the vast and varied. Zipf's Law meets the deep blue, and Santorini's seismic stirrings bring a serious note to our banter. But we wrap up with laughter and gratitude, reminiscing about old TV shows, podcast quirks, and appreciating you, our fantastic listeners. Here's to 100 episodes of fun, facts, and friendship, with many more to come!

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Podcasters Discuss Microphones and Recent Storms

Bruce

Hey, hey, I'm Bruce, Look out, we're at it again.

Sonny

I'm Sonny and I'm on a new mic and I'm always at it.

Bruce

All right, sonny, we are here again on the weekend after a big snowstorm and we are going. What are we doing? We're going for the money.

Sonny

I don't know what you mean going for the money I was always doing a podcast. You lied to me.

Bruce

No, I didn't lie to you. We are doing a podcast. It's just a jargon. I just said something that you wasn't familiar with, but we are shooting a podcast, taping a podcast, recording a podcast. However you want to look at it.

Sonny

Welcome aboard, sonny Well thank you, bruce, and thank you for the new microphone. Wow, it's pretty cool. I like it a lot. Thank you.

Bruce

All right, you seem a little bit loud. I may have to turn you down some. Let me check the output here. Let me turn you down one more and we'll see what that one does.

Sonny

All right, all right, there you go. I thought you turned me off for a minute, but hey guys, this is Sonny and I'm on my new microphone. I hope I sound good. It looks cool, but hey, who knows, bruce done it. No telling what's going to happen now.

Bruce

Hey, thanks for the vote of confidence, geesh.

Sonny

Well you're welcome geesh.

Bruce

That wasn't the way I did it, but anyway, welcome aboard everyone. This is the ugly quacking duck podcast, episode 100.

Bruce

Yay yeah, yay, yay all right, yep, it's 100. Um, it's been a long time coming and we are all on new mics and I just thought I'd try the other mic out on Sonny and see how it picked him up, see how it worked. I've been using this pod mic for quite a while and I finally got it tuned up and I like it there. For a while I was really leery of it, but now it seems to be working good.

Sonny

Well, you're just saying it's working good because you like how you sound and nobody's told you otherwise. So I guess that's good, isn't it Maybe? So I guess that's good, isn't it? Maybe hey guys out there that's listening being part of our podcast, tell Bruce how he really sounds and tell me how great I am. Listen to my voice, yay.

Bruce

All right, don't get too confident in yourself. But yeah, you do sound better. I think you got a little bit more highs, but the other mic wouldn't pick up them highs very well and it kind of distorted you hard to kind of hard to pick out what you're saying. Sometimes, Sonny, don't get mad at me, but this one seems clear. I think we're going to like this mic well, or that mic, I should say.

Sonny

Okay, well, I like it Again. It looks cool and I feel cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so cool.

Bruce

Okay, well, okay, I don't know what to say to that. You got caught me by surprise, but again, welcome everyone. We are here on this sunday afternoon. It is what, uh, february 16th 2025, we are recording. Hopefully we'll get this one out. We started recording two weeks ago when we were supposed to. It was a Friday morning actually and I did capture a little bit of recording with Lily, so I'll pull that recording in and play it so you guys can hear Lily. But I was planning on finishing the recording that Sunday, like I usually do, and, lo and behold, didn't get it done. So the following week I didn't get it done, and this week I'm running kind of late. There's a lot of things been happening. Speaking of happening, we weren running kind of late. There's a lot of things been happening.

Sonny

Speaking of happening. We weren't speaking of happening, but it's happening.

Midwest Storms

Bruce

Yeah, it's happening. All right, there's been a lot of storms come through the Midwest the last 24 hours. Ryan Hall, the guy we listened to on YouTube. He was doing a 12-hour shift. I don't know if you want to call it broadcasting that's my old history coming back but he was streaming a YouTube video for 12 hours talking about the tornadoes and stuff, the flooding and the snow.

Bruce

I mean, it was a major disaster in a lot of places, apparently Missouri, tennessee, mississippi, I'm not sure, arkansas maybe a little bit, but Mississippi especially got flooding last night. Last I heard there was a count of three that had lost their lives and maybe more now, but it's not very good. I like him to watch because he gives you information about all over the country, not just his area, but this time it actually hit his location where he was transmitting out or there I go again, transmitting, but not streaming, from his hometown, I believe. So, yeah, get a chance to tune him in. It's Ryan Hall, you all, I think that's what it is. I don't remember real well, but he does a lot of supporting those that's been in disaster.

Sonny

So if you want to do some donating to help out, go check him out on YouTube.

Bruce

Well, you're starting to sound like an advertisement for him. Well, I'm not. I'm just. I like him and I just wanted to give him a shout out, so maybe other people can find him and find out information.

Sonny

Okay, if you say so, I will believe you, but I don't believe you well, thanks, that's what I give for getting you a new microphone right no, that's what you get for blowing in smoke.

Bruce

All right, I don't think you quite got those words right, but anyhow, that's what's been going on around here the last 24 hours. We've got a bunch of rain in southern Illinois. We did not get the flooding that Mississippi and Tennessee got. We want to thank the Lord for that, but we want to be in prayer for those that did get it. So remember that as we go on with the podcast.

News Subject

Sonny

All right, that sounds pretty cool. What are we going to talk about?

Bruce

Well, our normal news stuff. I picked a few headlines out about two weeks ago Talking about behind Wow, and I thought we'd talk a little bit about those.

Sonny

All right, I like when you bring out your goofiness.

Bruce

Yeah, me too. There's enough weirdness in the world. If I bring mine out, it ain't going to add anything to it. Plus, it may subtract from all the horror and destruction that the world is evolved into.

100th Episode

Sonny

Yeah, you got that right. So this is the 100th episode, which means that we're going to celebrate.

Bruce

Well, I don't know. We'll have to see what happens. When I upload this one, they'll give me some kind of little certificate. I'll probably put that online with the episode.

Bruce

Okay, that sounds like we need something to show yes, we do, and our hosting company, buzzsprout, does a fine job of that. When you hit certain points, they'll send you a little whether it's a certificate or a award or something, and you can download it, you can print it out. You can also post it on your social media accounts, which is pretty nice. I like being able to do all that stuff. It just shows you when you're getting to a certain level or when you've been in it way too long and you're starting to get burned out. You know one of those things.

Sonny

Are you starting to burn out?

Bruce

No, I'm starting to get frustrated, though, because I prepare and I build up and I want to, you know, do good things, and then, after a week, I'm not able to do it. I'm having to hold back because'm not able to do it. I'm having to hold back because I'm wanting to do it every two weeks. Then, when two weeks come around, I feel like I'm out of practice, and it takes so long to get episodes rolling starting, and that's when the frustration kicks in.

Sonny

Oh and since it's been three weeks, wow, you're a bum.

Bruce

Oh, I knew that was coming. I tell you, I've got you taught very well.

Sonny

Oh, you think so.

Bruce

Sure, I do.

Sonny

All right, whatever turns your boat and floats your rock.

Bruce

Again, I don't think you got that wording quite right, but we'll go with it.

Sonny

Well, you're a mighty fine gentleman.

Bruce

Well, let's go ahead and go on with the first news story for the News Corner on this episode, and we're going to title this one uh, FRB. Anybody know what that means?

Sonny

I do, I do.

Bruce

All right, what does it mean there, Sonny?

Sonny

It means Funny radio bunnies.

Bruce

Funny radio bunnies. Well, not quite, but you're close. I appreciate that answer.

Sonny

Well, thank you, Bruce. You're a nice guy, no matter what everybody tells you.

Bruce

Oh, thank you, but it's actually fast radio bursts and up to here recently, astronomers had thought they understood what a fast radio burst was and where it came from, and all that good stuff. But a recent one they received actually made them question what they thought they knew. Uh, uh, uh, uh. No, this is true. Really a fast radio burst is something they pick up with their electronic equipment and their radio telescopes. So apparently chime that's C-H-I-M-E in capital letters, chime telescopes that's in British Columbia, I think detected the unusual fast radio burst dubbed FRB-20240209A. Now we're just hearing about this and it was detected in February of 2024. A little late, guys.

Sonny

Yeah, they're bad as we are A little late, but anyhow, tell us what you're telling us, don't bore us.

Bruce

All right. Well, okay, Let me get my mic situated. I'm trying to get comfortable here and this mic adjustment is not working for me today. Anyhow, they detected this thing. They detected this thing and it made them question what was going on with these fast radio bursts. So, anyhow, what they discovered was this CHIME telescope, and that is a Canadian Hydrogen Intensity Mapping Experiment. Well, that's a mouthful. I think that's the reason they ended up making it chime, but it had spotted. They turned it to where this thing come from and apparently they discovered that it was a distant outskirts of a long, dead elliptical galaxy. All right, so that apparently that galaxy was not supposed to contain anything that would produce such an outburst. I said outburst.

Sonny

What's that mean? You've lost me back in time.

Bruce

Well, um, I think that's the point. They got all these big names and words and then, when they come up with something, they just confuse everybody to death. But I, uh was able to get a hold of this noise that they recorded and I'm going to play it for you right now. Are you ready?

Sonny

I'm ready Go for it.

Bruce

All right, everyone, are you ready for this? Here it goes. This is the clip I got. I bet you thought you was going to get to hear something fun.

Sonny

Oh my gosh, what was that?

Bruce

Oh well, I didn't really get a recording of it, that was just a sound effect that I clipped.

Sonny

You're a booger.

Bruce

I know, but it was fun. But really they did come up with a sound effect chime, that Canadian hydrogen intensity mapping experiment. That telescope actually pointed over to the spot and they did discover a burned out galaxy that should not have produced any kind of radio burst. And again, I don't know how they know any of this, but that's what they claim. So there you go, that's the news for the day. Let's go on.

Sonny

I'm not sure I like your jokes about news, are they?

Bruce

really funny? I don't know.

Sonny

Are they funny? I'm not sure.

Bruce

Well, I'm not sure either, but again they're just. Yeah, I like having fun.

Sonny

Well, I'm not sure you're having fun, but okay, let's go for more fun.

Bruce

All right, sounds like a plan to me. Well, we'll just leave that story behind and we'll go to our next one. And, sonny, this one's for you.

Sonny

Really you did one for me Cool, yep.

Bruce

This is about a little tiny mammal. It's actually a native of Sierra Nevada, of sierra nevada, or a small stretch of the property there in sierra nevada, and it's called the mountain little shrew and it's only are you ready for this? Nine to ten inches, or nine inches, sorry, that makes it way big. Nine to ten centimeters in length and weighs about three to maybe two to three grams. That's a little bitty fella.

Sonny

Oh, are you calling me a little bitty fella?

Bruce

No, I'm just thinking this is a cute little animal just like you.

Sonny

Oh, you're so sweet.

Bruce

Oh, you say that now, Sonny.

Sonny

Yeah, I do. I say that now.

Bruce

All right. Well, anyway, you'll have to look at the picture if you're watching this or watching hello. If you are listening to this podcast on a podcast player 2.0 some version of that uh, you should get the picture along with the chapter. If you're not, you can also catch it on our ugly quackinduckcom website. Yay, so there you go. That's that story for us A little bit of Mother Nature rolled up into a wildlife story.

Bruce

Which was the interesting part about this is not that it's a small mammal or not, the fact that Sierra Nevada is that it's a small mammal or not, the fact that it sierra nevada is where it's found, but it's the fact that it's hardly ever been captured on video or pictures. And the uh, there was some us or us hello, uc, berkeley students that caught it, and a photographer wildlife photographer Vishal oh my Lord, I'm not going to pronounce that last name, but they got the picture. If you want to check it out, go to berkeleyedu. And they got a new story about it. Just look it up. It's called California's Most Elusive Mammal Photographed for the First Time. And boy am I tongue-tied. Today Must be the snow.

Sonny

Oh, it must be that you're always tongue-tied.

Bruce

Oh, that's not true.

Sonny

Oh, yes, it is.

Bruce

All right, maybe I am, but anyway, go check that out. It's a cute little mammal. Check it out on our website. Check it out on Podcasting 2.0 app. Just go check it out.

Sonny

Okay, okay, we'll go check it out, okay, okay.

Bruce

We'll go check it out.

Sonny

Okay, bye.

Bruce

And for our next story that I pulled out of the internet and brought to everybody's attention is Whale Song. Attention is Whale Song. Yeah, Whale Song.

Sonny

Whale Song Really.

Bruce

Yes, sir, that's right, Whale Song. There was some scientists or researchers that have hunted for some evidence of a pattern that they have thought would be present in all human languages. They call it three-time. Let's see, I don't remember the exact name of it. Zips, zips, law were a pattern. The most frequent uh syllable word in the language is happens three times, and then uh, so on, so forth. The twice frequent is the most second time used and then the third is I never did understand that quite well, but I think what they're saying. There's a pattern where the most common used word happened, you know, every so often, and then the second most common would be the next one down, and the third is the next one down. So if they caught those patterns they would assume those were the most common words. So they looked for other species using the same kind of pattern and, lo and behold, they think they have found it in whale song, of all things. But it's been a long time held by many people that the whale was a very common mammal to all of us, very intelligent, so we won't say any more about that. But I picked this one out because it's a good read If you can get past all the big words and the big names and stuff, but they also included a whale song, so I got a clip of that and I'm going to play that for you guys, hopefully.

Bruce

Are you ready? Just one moment? All right, I'm gonna warn you if you're um no-transcript, all right, it ended while I was trying to take a drink, boy, it caught me. But anyway, if you want a translation, that's easy. I'll tell you what that whale was saying. He was saying hey, charlie, did you see that fisherman over there on the left, the one in the big ugly boat? Yeah, look at that pot belly. How funny is that? Ha, ha.

Sonny

Oh, you're not, mate, oh no, you're not believing that stuff. Guys, don't believe that he's full of hot air.

Hi Lily

Bruce

Well, sometimes I breathe in and then I breathe back out, but nevertheless that's what that whale was saying. Okay, that's what that whale was saying, okay alright, we have some good news for our 100th episode. This is 100, I already said that, but we have Lily here. She's blessed us to come over and give us a little bit of her voice. I'm back Before school. We won't get too much out of her because I'm going to finish the recording after I take her to school. But hello and good morning Lily.

Lily

Goo, goo gaga. Hi Lily, is there a hundredth episode today?

Bruce

It it is, isn't that? Cool 100, and that's really cool good thing I'm here for that it is. We wouldn't want to you to miss that, because that's kind of a what a great thing, a marking point we finally made it to 100.

Sonny

Yeah, 100, 100, 100. Good song there.

Lily

Good song there.

Bruce

Okay, Sonny Wow.

Lily

That was an interesting song.

Bruce

It was. So my head stopped up this morning and it's early in the morning. We got to go to school here in a little bit.

Lily

And I got a sore throat.

Bruce

so yeah, it's going to be fun, so maybe when I finish this recording up next week we can see what happens. But anyway, Lily, how's life been treating you? Lovely lovely lovely how's school going? Great great okay awesome you forget how to podcast. No, been a while.

Lily

Yeah.

Bruce

A long while. Maybe since, like October, yeah, this is almost February, this is January. What?

Lily

2025.

Bruce

Yeah, but it's the 31st, the last day of January day of January. Yeah.

Lily

Yeah it's been a while. Yeah, she's been a bum.

Sonny

It's crazy how time flies, sunny. I don't know about that, I just sat around all day and probably ate food. Oh yeah, taste the cats. It's a fun life. Good for you. Yeah, he don't, it's a fun life.

Lily

Good for you.

Bruce

Yeah, he don't do a whole lot around here, cause problems.

Lily

We gotta make money. Go to school, have brains.

Bruce

You gotta make money. How you gonna do that?

Lily

I said we. I said you gotta make money and I have to go to school.

Bruce

Oh yeah.

Lily

Yeah.

Bruce

I see, says the blind man, as he's walking with a lame man talking with a deaf man. Okay, nobody gets that.

Lily

I do, it's funny.

Sonny

Sure, I think he's silly, I know he's silly yeah, silly bird, silly bird.

Bruce

Yeah, well, I would call you bird brain. But uh, that's not. I guess that's not a bad thing anymore, the way that study said last week when we did it. Okay, but anyhow, you has have news.

Lily

You said oh yeah, I have two important things okay, lay it on us well, I'm excited, but, um, I forgot what I was going to say well, I did too.

Bruce

Oh, wait a minute, I never do yeah, you did what you were going to say. No, you never told me. I got all star of the month oh yeah, wait a minute, cool Lily's all starstar.

Lily

Yay, yeah, it's cool, that's so cool.

Sonny

Yay, yay, yay. Play again there, Bruce. Good job, Bruce. I can count on you to push a button.

Bruce

Well, I don't know about that, but Sonny, I just remembered something.

Sonny

What.

Lily

Remember when we used to call him Brooke.

Sonny

Yeah, I haven't done that in a long time. I guess I could Hi, brooke.

Bruce

Oh gosh.

Sonny

I like that actually, but I've tried to be nice most of last year. Sounds like a chicken.

Bruce

Okay, Lily and Brooke. Oh my gosh. Okay, Lily and Sunny.

Lily

No, I got too carried away. I have one more thing.

Bruce

Okay, I think you both got too carried away. Lay it on me. What's the second thing?

Lily

Okay, I think you both got too carried away. Lay it on me. What's the second thing? Well, some of my people here might watch wrestling. I don't know. I wish, I like if I, I wish, I wish, I wish if we had like. No, we do. I don't know what I'm saying.

Bruce

I have no idea what you're saying. What are you trying to say Like?

Lily

I wish that when our listeners like watch this, like it like responds to what I say, so it's like we do watch wrestling or whatever. It's probably going to happen in the future, you know.

Bruce

Okay, let me get this straight. I heard wrestling pop up in the listeners, so you're talking about wrestling. You like to watch wrestling. Is that what you're saying?

Lily

Yeah, I like to watch the scripted the WWE.

Bruce

Okay, now that makes more sense. Sense. And you're hoping what the listeners will come in and say I listen to it too. Well, that's a good idea.

Lily

You guys hear that I better do it. Better do it anyway.

Bruce

So I'm not gonna be here this weekend well, I'm not going to be here this weekend.

Lily

Well, I'm not going to be here this weekend.

Bruce

Well, I'm not going to be in town.

Lily

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

Sonny

I'm going to be four hours away. Well, brooke is never here. He's just kind of physically here, no mentality at all.

Lily

Well, I'm going to the Royal Rumble tomorrow.

Bruce

The who, what, when?

Lily

I can look it up. Hold on, it's the Royal Rumble.

Bruce

The Royal Rumble. Mm-hmm, that must be a wrestling thing.

Lily

It is.

Bruce

Oh, okay, I have it right here we are the Royal Rumble. I remember the announcer used to do that, yeah years ago.

Lily

They can't say it anymore. I don't think why, because the person that used to say it like died or something oh well, I could take his place.

Bruce

The royal Royal Rumble Probably not, never mind.

Lily

It was like are you ready to rumble, or something. Yeah.

Bruce

Yeah, yep, yep, are you ready to rumble?

Lily

Ready to rumble?

Bruce

Hey, hey, hey look at me there, Kenzie Lily.

Lily

Little peace sign.

Bruce

All right, we got it For our chapters. We've got a picture of Lily.

Lily

Yes, you have a picture of me. Oh boy, he's chapter happy, now Chapter happy.

Bruce

Well, chapter happy, happy.

Lily

It's basically just a. Thing.

Bruce

A. Thing.

Lily

Where 30 men that wrestle there, excuse me, when 30 men and 30 women, they all have to go in the ring and whoever throws them out of the ring wins. So like if you pick them up and throw them, they're out.

Bruce

So is it 30 men at the same time? No, okay, two and two, and two and two. No, until you get rid of them.

Lily

One after one after one. So they go by counts, they go like one, two, three until 30. Yeah, and there's one person that wins over a rumble.

Bruce

Yeah, so you got two people going into a ring. One ends up coming out, no, no. Well, how do you fight with one person?

Lily

You have 30 people in the same ring as you.

Bruce

Okay. So someone's either 30, there's one person, so you do have 30 people in there at the same time. Yes, okay.

Lily

And whoever throws like. If a singular person picks them up and throws them out the ring, they're out.

Bruce

Okay.

Lily

So it's like if you touch the floor then you're out.

Bruce

It's like fighting a gang.

Lily

I guess so.

Bruce

Okay.

Lily

I don't know, it's men and women. And then there's a ladder match the same day.

Bruce

Where is this going to be at?

Lily

Indianapolis.

Bruce

Indiana, indianapolis.

Lily

Indiana, indianapolis.

Bruce

Indiana.

Lily

I guess so.

Bruce

Okay, all right. Well, that sounds interesting. I think I've never heard of that, but it sounds like a brawl is what it sounds like.

Lily

It's like five hours long.

Bruce

Yeah.

Lily

It takes like an hour for one to finish it.

Bruce

I'll have to look this up on YouTube because I've never heard of this Interesting.

Lily

If you want to watch it tomorrow, it's on Peacock at 5 o'clock.

Bruce

I got to go to work I think I may get home.

Sonny

Around 10. He does every well. I think he come in at 9.30 one day. It's late, he's slow, it's a bummer when he works the second shift.

Bruce

Thank you for that explanation, Sonny.

Lily

Thanks for the life-changing information.

Bruce

I was going to answer.

Sonny

Oh, you didn't look like you could do it. You're kind of looking rough Rough rough, wow Rough rough boy.

Bruce

It's fun to have you three or you two. Have you two back together again.

Lily

I feel like I'm losing my mind now I couldn't tell if he was saying rough like you look rough, or if he was like saying like a dog barking like a rough.

Sonny

You know, Like he looked rough.

Bruce

Oh, good grief.

Lily

I think he has like a lisp, you know.

Bruce

That's his S's. Well, maybe I need to adjust his mic, but not today. Anyway, I'm glad to have you here. Good to have you on the recording, I hope all our listeners are glad to have you here. Good to have you on the recording.

Lily

I'm glad to have me here, I hope all our listeners are glad to hear you again. Yay, I'm glad to hear me.

Bruce

Yay, how do you like that stand? Do you like that?

Lily

It's better than my one. That was like eat or eat or.

Bruce

Yeah, you mean the one that was wore out and it wasn't set up. Yeah, that mic's heavy. Though that you're using it's not a regular dynamite.

Lily

It's a heavy dude. At least the cats can't knock it over.

Bruce

Well, they push it sideways constantly.

Lily

Oh well, because that's just like the mic, you know.

Bruce

Yeah, yeah, they drive me crazy. I think that's why I'm stopped up.

Sonny

You're just full of it. That's why you're stopped up.

Lily

That could be, one of them, but there is a sickness going around also.

Bruce

A sickness.

Lily

There's a lot of sicknesses going around, are you saying?

Bruce

I'm sick, could be You're sick, I know I'm sick.

Lily

Rock on, dude, rock on.

Bruce

All right. Well, let's cut this out. I'm going to have to go do my hair so we can get you ready for school. Yeah, I know you hate that word, but I do appreciate you coming by and give us a quick. I'll blend this with my regular podcast. This is going to be our 100th episode, or it is our 100th episode? Yay, I'm glad to have you aboard.

Lily

I'm glad to have me back.

Bruce

Yes, you need to do it more often. I will. Okay, I'm glad to have you aboard. I'm glad to have me back. Yes, you need to do it more often I will.

Lily

Okay, I'm officially back. I'm officially back.

Sonny

I see she's officially back.

Lily

I'm officially back.

Sonny

I enjoyed having you, Lily. It's a great way to pick on Brick.

Bruce

I wish you hadn't reminded him.

Sonny

Well, there's no reminding me, I was just being nice, but I can be mean, Brooke.

Lily

Every time I have a mic and headphones in front of me, I always think of your little nickname.

Bruce

Yeah, I wonder if the automatic transcript writer that I use will put. Brooke will put down how it will spell it.

Lily

It's probably B-R-O-K.

Bruce

It's bad on spelling. I used to go in and fix Sonny's name because I always spelled it like Sonny S-U-N-N-Y. You know, because he was sunshiny, always made everybody feel better about being here.

Lily

I thought it was like that.

Bruce

It is yes, but the automatic transcript. Writer.

Lily

The S-O-N-N-Y. Yeah, every time. Yeah, and.

Bruce

I got tired of changing it, so I just went to Sonny S-O-N-N-Y. Sorry, sonny.

Sonny

But don't make me any difference, I'm still Sonny.

Lily

It still sounds the same, so he can be S-U-N-N-Y or S-O-N-N-Y Sonny.

Bruce

Yeah. So if any of our listeners noticed the transcript and how it used to be one way and now it's the other, that's what happened. I got tired of fighting that automatic thing. It's supposed to learn, right.

Lily

Yeah, is it AI?

Bruce

Yeah, some. I don't think they're really artificial intelligent. You have to teach them.

Lily

Artificial, not intelligent.

Bruce

Yeah well, it's not artificial. It's just a computer program learning what we think or what the internet thinks, and then you know that's what changes. But that's not artificial.

Lily

There's a cat out here. The cat wants to join the podcast. Yeah, I hear him.

Bruce

Yeah, that hear him. Yep, that sounds like Winnie actually.

Lily

It does, alright.

Bruce

I'll be back in just a minute, but we're going to say goodbye to Lily. Thank you again, Lily.

Lily

Thanks for having me. I feel great to be back.

Sonny

Thank you, Lily, for being here and helping me pick on Brooke.

Lily

We'll see you later. Feels nice to be back, Brooke and Sonny.

Bruce

Yeah, I'm gonna hear Brooke all the time now. Yeah, alright, we'll be back in a little bit Yep, bye, bye, bye, bye.

Sonny Complains

Bruce

All right, I hope you enjoyed hearing Lily there. Us talking with Lily. It was good to have her over here that morning. It was good to have her back on the mic. We didn't have it set up quite well because we was in a hurry. We had to do it before we left to go take her to school and it was hard to get back to it. We was wanting to get an update from that wrestling match that she went to. Uh, we didn't make it, so hopefully we'll get her back in here maybe next friday and we'll do a special, just a few minutes long uh, to get an update from that and see how the rest of her uh, few weeks have went since we had her on here this time. So tune in again. Maybe we'll have her aboard.

Sonny

Well, I hope so, lily's a lot more fun than you are.

Bruce

Oh, get out of here.

Sonny

I can't. You got me chained in the fence row and all I can do is flutter.

Bruce

Now, don't be telling stories. Our listeners are going to believe you.

Sonny

Oh, okay, I won't tell how mean Bruce is to me.

Bruce

Oh, you're full baloney. You run around in here, take baths in here, you chase my cats and you got a new microphone. So what are you griping about?

Sonny

I didn't say I was griping, I'm just trying to get you in trouble.

Bruce

All right. Well, let's move on, shall we?

Santorini Island Quakes

Bruce

All right, I want to move on All right, cool, all right on, all right, cool, all right for our last story, I think our last story, let me check that out. Yep, this is our last story, news story anyway, and then we're going to switch over to the earthquakes and then say a good evening to everybody. But right now we're going to talk about the Santorini earthquakes, and I think I said that right, and I haven't heard any more about these. But I'm sure there's been some more, but there was 200. Now, this was as of let me check it out what date? Okay, as of February the 3rd. So this story is quite a ways back, but it caught my attention because it was about earthquakes and it gives me an opening to go into our earthquake report.

Bruce

But as of February the 3rd, the emergency crews were deployed on the Santorini Islands by Greece because there was a swarm of earthquakes that were happening on them islands. They had over 200 earthquakes. They were undersea earthquakes, which was recorded in the area. Now, most of them was not over, I see, 4.5, the highest, I believe, but that's the earthquake was every 10 or 20 minutes and they had people worried. Now, as of now, I haven't heard if there's anything happened more than that. But when we look up the earthquake report we'll be able to tell if anything major has happened, but I know they've had more since then. That's the bad thing about me taking so long to get back a recording, because the news I get it's not really outdated, because it happened and it was scary and they was evacuating that area. Um, that is a very uh popular area for for a lot of uh visitors and stuff like that. Tours have a lot of tours, have a lot of visitors and stuff like that. Tours have a lot of tours, have a lot of tours. That didn't sound right.

Sonny

Of course not. You're doing it, Gosh. You ought to let me read the news.

Bruce

Well, no, I've got to have something to do.

Sonny

Well, you can push buttons.

Bruce

Oh, thank you, sunny. Well, anyway, that island is uh near a lot of other ones, it's near, uh, greece and uh, it's very popular for the sightseers and for tours, and that got all stopped during this weekend. So, um, or that time period not this weekend, this is the 16th quite a ways back. Anyway, like I said, it runs a little bit of fear, um, and I don't know how hard it affected tourism during that time, but I'm sure that it affected some bit because they had cruise ships. I'm sure that it affected some bit because they had cruise ships scheduled coming in and flights and ferries. I think it had. Let me look this up real quick they have three million visitors annually to this place. So there you go, wow. So that's why everybody was worried and scared and wondering if something drastic was going to happen.

Sonny

Oh boy, We'll need to find out if something did happen? Yeah, I don't know.

7Day Earthquake Report

Bruce

Yeah, I don't know either, Sonny. I don't remember hearing anything else on the news. But again, I've been busy and we're going to go right into the earthquake report and that will tell the tale if there's any major earthquakes on that. All right, sunny, are you ready to guess?

Sonny

I am, I am, I am, I am.

Bruce

All right and for everybody out there, that's lasted this long through the podcast. We're going to do the report and what we do is we look back seven days and see if there's any major earthquakes and what the status of the earthquakes are like a 4.5, lower ones, higher ones and we're giving a report of the last seven days compared to the last time we reported. So that's what we're going to do and sonny's going to guess if we're over and above.

Sonny

Okay, you're going to tell me.

Bruce

Before you even start. Yes, I'm going to tell you the last weeks. Well, actually it was about three weeks ago. We are really behind and I apologize to everybody that follows us, all our new listeners. You won't notice it, but we'll do better. We just got really busy and we just had to take a break and do that stuff instead of what we was normally doing. But we'll try to do better. But this last report comes from January, the 26th, and the number was 169 for all the earthquakes. Sonny, did it go up or down?

Sonny

You know that don't work.

Bruce

All right, now time's up. Tell us what you think. 1679 was the last count for the seven days last time we reported. What's the total, all magnitudes?

Sonny

All right, I think it's going to go up. It went up or went down, so it's got to go back up. I hate saying that, because that means we've got more earthquakes. However, it's going up.

Bruce

All right, Sonny, you are right. Did you tell me how many?

Sonny

1850. It was at 1679, so 1850.

Bruce

All right, 1850 is the number that Sonny gave us and it is 1953, 1953. Total earthquakes for the last 7 days Wow, it went up quite a bit and that was quite a big number. And for the 2.5 earthquakes and above. Let me write this down. All right, I've got it wrote down. And, sonny, do you want to read them off now that I've got it wrote down?

Sonny

Yeah, I'd love to Thank you, Bruce.

Bruce

All right, no problem, here's the paper and go for it.

Sonny

All right, kind of hard to hold it, but here we go. The 2.5 and bigger earthquakes was 263 this seven day period. It was 310, wow, and we're going to jump to the 6.0, because that's uh, there's always a whole bunch of 4.5s all the way up to 5.9. And it's hard to read all those. So what Bruce likes to do is do the 6.0 and above only, because usually there's not very many Hopefully there's not very many, and this week it was one in Ethiopia and surprisingly there was one the last time we read this report. So maybe there's been less major earthquakes and a lot more minor, so that there would be less major ones, right, bruce?

Sonny Rolling Rolling

Bruce

right, you are boy. You said that quite well. I'm proud of you. Uh, yeah, if we have minor ones, hopefully that's the belief that they're relieving the earth of stress. So we have a less major ones. And when we have major ones, everybody knows that, uh, it could be ugly. It is ugly, not could be, it will be, um. So anyway, that's a report for this last seven days. Hopefully you got something out of it. If you you didn't, I'm sorry if you was bored, but hey, that's the way me and Sonny roll.

Sonny

Oh boy, we rolling, rolling, rolling Raw hide. I'm not sure what that was, but okay.

Bruce

Oh, it's just an old show that used to be on TV years ago and I liked watching it as old cowboys.

Sonny

Okay, tell your age some more.

Bruce

Not doing it, not doing it at all, but anyway, we want to thank everybody for coming out.

Sonny

Yay, nobody come out. There's nobody here but me and you. Bruce, what's the matter with you?

Bruce

I'm not being literally meaning coming out, Sonny. Do I have to explain everything?

Sonny

Yes, you gotta remember I'm not been around podcasting, but for a few years I've not been around anywhere, but for a few years, duh uh, where'd you learn that, duh?

Podcast Farewell & Appreciation Gesture

Bruce

you, of course. All. All right, I got that. Yeah, everybody. Thank you folks for coming and listening to our Ugly Quacking Duck podcast. We're glad to have you aboard. If you've been here before and you liked it and you come back, gosh, what's the matter with you guys?

Sonny

Yeah, what's the matter with everybody Go? Listen to somebody that's ignorant like Bruce. Wait a minute, that didn't come out right.

Bruce

Well, thanks for your vote of confidence once again, sonny, and no, that didn't come out right, but anyhow, thank you again for sticking around with us and listening to our silliness and to our silliness. We just kind of let this 100th episode be, as is. 101 starts the next time around, and we may try to do a little bit more different things. Until then, we're glad to have you aboard for the new listeners. Gosh, I hope we didn't bore you too bad.

Sonny

I didn't bore him, bruce, you did.

Bruce

Okay, I hope I didn't bore you too bad. Come back and if you'd like to share us with your friends, do that, because that's the best way for us to grow. Share it with one person and have them share it. Just have them look it up on any of the podcast places that they listen to their normal podcast. If they're not a listener to any podcast, kick them in the butt. Get them listening. Yeah, it's important.

Sonny

Why.

Bruce

Because we need listeners.

Sonny

Oh okay, listen everybody. Yay, because we need listeners, oh okay listen everybody.

Bruce

Yay, oh, I don't think that's a way to do it, but anyway. Uh, we want to point everybody to our ugly quacking duckcom website. Go there, you learn a little bit more about us. We try to go there, you learn a little bit more about us. We try to post a little bit every time we do an episode. We've also created a donation page which, if you click on our link on the description of a podcast player about our episode or about our podcast, it will take you to that page. Or you can just click on donation page on a website, but it gives you a list of ways you can donate if you feel like you need to help us along financially.

Bruce

But, above all, please tell somebody else about and come back. Yeah, come back. There you go. We want to hear from you every week or every two weeks. However, we do this podcast. Two weeks is not working out. We may have to go back to every week, I don't know. Let us hear about it, email us or send us a text. Click on a podcasting 2.0 player and it's got a place that says Apple even does it. Spotify, I think, does it. If we're still on Spotify, we may not. After playing a little bit of music. They don't like any music unless it's their music. Anyhow, go find us, tell your friends about us. We love you all. We hope you do well the next coming couple weeks and, uh, anything else, sunny nope, I like the way you did that.

Sonny

We'll see you guys soon.

Bruce

Thank you for being part of the show yeah, thank you for enjoying our hobby with us. We love doing it, we're having fun and I hope you keep coming back. So this is Bruce and this is Sonny.

Sonny

We're going to do it together, right? Bruce?

Bruce

Yep, we're going to do it together. Let's do it together. Ready, one, two, three. Bye everyone 73, and God bless.

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