20 GIRLS VS RYAN POWNALL & GATTOUZ

Transcript

SPEAKER_19 0:00

Meow. Hey Ryan. Hi. Is there something like wrong with your left eye? Because you've been looking right all night long.

SPEAKER_04 0:08

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SPEAKER_17 0:56

But before that, we have a battle episode, so let's get the pillowtop. Love you, jerkmate. Hi, I'm Chloe Yummy, and Ryan should pick me because he's my top spender on Oa. Hi, I'm CeC Rose. I'm just here for fun.

SPEAKER_19 1:09

Hi, my name's Mariah Soto, and I think Ryan should pick me because I got a big ass, big tits, and a big mouth.

SPEAKER_15 1:16

Hi, I'm Ella, and he should pick me because I'm the sexy spicy Latina.

SPEAKER_12 1:21

Hi, I'm Jojo, and Ryan should pick me because I'm the type of trouble he wants regret getting into.

SPEAKER_16 1:27

Hi, I'm Lena, and he should choose me because I've had two commitment issues, but it'll never be bothering.

SPEAKER_11 1:34

Hi, my name is Iris, and Ryan should pick me because I'm a sweet colonial Latin curve, and I will call you papasito.

SPEAKER_18 1:43

Hi, my name's Nicky, and I think he should pick me because my throat stretch is really big. I'm Christina Santa, and I'm here today because I found out it was gonna be Ryan. He's got a podcast called Pillow Talk, and I'm gonna see if maybe we can have a little pillow talk later.

SPEAKER_13 1:57

Hi, I'm Caitlin, and you should pick me because I'm a bunch of fun.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

I'll do whatever you want. Hi, my name is Cinderella, and Ryan should pick me because I'm a princess.

SPEAKER_10 2:09

Hi, I'm Brittany, and I think you should pick me because I would dissolve your ego and uncap your chakras, and you would feel very seen by me.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Ryan!

SPEAKER_04 2:29

I'm looking for a new girlfriend. I don't want to fuck around anymore. I hate one night stands. Hey, hey, hey, Zippy, listen. Yes, yes. Girlfriend? No. Wife. Wife, yes. Wife. Exactly. Wife. No, seriously, the next the next girl I fuck is the girl I want to marry.

SPEAKER_19 2:45

Meow. Hey Ryan. Hi Mariah. Is there something like wrong with your left eye? Because you've been looking right all night long.

SPEAKER_04 2:54

Yes. Ryan, that was cute.

SPEAKER_19 2:57

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 2:57

What is your nationality, Mariah?

SPEAKER_19 2:59

Uh I'm white and Mexican.

SPEAKER_04 3:01

Okay, what is uh the white part?

SPEAKER_19 3:04

European.

SPEAKER_04 3:05

Okay. Very nice. Yeah. You look good. The white part from the battery. You look good. Thank you.

SPEAKER_19 3:14

Um it was a gift.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

From? From host.

SPEAKER_19 3:24

It was a business colleague.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

Oh, business colleague. Oh my shit. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_19 3:30

It was just business. Just business. We would never be business.

SPEAKER_07 3:36

Look at the thing.

SPEAKER_19 3:37

If that's what you mean.

SPEAKER_04 3:40

Mariah, I have to say you have one of the nicest asses I've ever seen in my life.

SPEAKER_06 3:44

Assets, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:45

Thank you. You're a wonderful ass. May I ask how it was created?

SPEAKER_19 3:51

Um, in a lab. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

May I guess? Yeah. One BBL, two ass shots.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 4:03

Wow. That was very good. May I guess your CCs? Interesting. 650 CC's.

unknown 4:09

What the?

SPEAKER_06 4:12

Seriously?

SPEAKER_04 4:13

Are you fucking serious? No, I'm serious.

SPEAKER_06 4:16

Wow. Come on, guys.

SPEAKER_04 4:17

You just guess my entire body from head to toe. I have the chills. Look at that. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_19 4:23

I have the chills.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

I guess there hasn't.

SPEAKER_19 4:28

Well, now you know my outside. You want to get to know my inside?

SPEAKER_03 4:31

Yes. I would love to. Yes. Yes. The next round. Absolutely. Next round. Yes. I love it. Thank you.

SPEAKER_17 4:40

I'm Chloe Yummy.

SPEAKER_04 4:41

Hi, Chloe Yummy.

SPEAKER_17 4:42

Hi. Oh, my pickup line. Um, I don't really have a pickup line. I just want to be your wife.

SPEAKER_04 4:50

Sit down, please. Oh well. Okay. Okay. Wonderful pickup line, Chloe Yummy.

SPEAKER_17 4:55

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

Now, yummy. What nationality is that? Yummy?

SPEAKER_17 5:01

Um, it's just Is it Japanese?

SPEAKER_04 5:05

Yama.

SPEAKER_17 5:08

It doesn't even look fucking Japanese.

SPEAKER_04 5:13

Her name, yummy. Is that is that Jap what?

SPEAKER_17 5:16

I'm actually a quarter Japanese, so.

SPEAKER_04 5:18

Thank you.

unknown 5:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:19

Are you okay disco? Thank you.

SPEAKER_17 5:21

I don't speak Japanese.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

Well, that's great. And Chloe, let me ask you this. What are you looking for in a man?

SPEAKER_17 5:28

Um, Ryan Pownell.

SPEAKER_04 5:31

She's very good.

SPEAKER_06 5:32

Hitting all the soldiers here.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

And what are your favorite things about Ryan Pownell?

SPEAKER_17 5:36

Um, that you spend all your money on my OF.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

Oh, hey, yo.

SPEAKER_07 5:43

Hey yo! Look at me, look at me. Shit! Hey, look at me. Look at the feet now. Feet chat.

SPEAKER_17 5:49

Okay, my feet like look bad right now. Oh my toes look bad right now.

SPEAKER_07 5:53

I don't think the feet can you bad? I like the feet. I see the feet.

SPEAKER_17 5:57

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 5:59

Chloe, what would you say the best thing about your physical attributes are and the best thing about your internal attributes are?

SPEAKER_17 6:07

Um, my best physical is my pussy, and then internally is like I will always be there for you, and I'm very loyal and dedicated to making you happy.

SPEAKER_04 6:17

She is perfect. You are nailing it.

SPEAKER_17 6:22

Wow, fantastic.

SPEAKER_07 6:23

Hey! What? Ouchy!

SPEAKER_04 6:28

Wait, what's up? Do you have any questions for me?

SPEAKER_17 6:34

Um, do you like actually have a crush on me or like you only like my content?

SPEAKER_04 6:40

I guess we'll have to find out tonight.

SPEAKER_17 6:43

Tonight?

SPEAKER_04 6:44

Welcome to the next round.

SPEAKER_17 6:45

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 6:46

All right, let's bring on the next one.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_04 6:49

Hi.

SPEAKER_01 6:50

You know, girls normally have to talk for their pick-up line. I just have to bounce.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

Oh my god. Let's have a seat. Let's have a seat. Absolutely. Well, Cece and I actually deal each other, I must admit. Oh we are very good friends from good old Toronto.

SPEAKER_03 7:09

Oh wow. Shout out Toronto.

SPEAKER_04 7:10

Yeah, shout out Toronto. We are gonna two biggest in the adult space from Toronto. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:17

Fantastic.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

Of our generation. You know, Virginia. Now, Cece, let me ask you. Yes, right? Could you overlook our friendship and ever take me serious as a husband? Excuse me.

SPEAKER_07 7:30

He's not allowed to the show.

SPEAKER_03 7:34

Oh no, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

I see myself more as your wing woman. So I'm kind of here to scope out the competition with you and just be here for fun.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

I understand. Yeah, fair. I think. Cece, do you have any like special talents by chance?

SPEAKER_01 7:48

I do have a special talent.

SPEAKER_04 7:50

You do? Yeah. Do you mind telling me what's your talent?

SPEAKER_01 7:52

I prepared something. It's more of a I have to show you.

SPEAKER_04 7:55

Um, Ryan, should we allow her to show her special talents? That'd be great, Chaz. Yeah. Let's see him.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

Cece, let's see your special talents. Let's see it.

SPEAKER_01 8:00

I just have to grab something real quick.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

Hey guys, we're back. We are back for uh CeC's special talent. She wants to show Ryan.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

I heard Ryan really likes the human hydraulic press stuff. So I thought I'd give you a live demonstration. So here's your live demonstration, Ryan.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

That's great. The noise should be something about this what does it feel?

SPEAKER_04 8:24

Oh my wait. Oh my god. Well could you have stacked that part of her with your hands? I just find it so funny she does the sound. Oh my god, why is it how's it actually squ- Wait, what? Oh look she squished it. How did I do? You are a 14,000 out of 10. You are coming to the next round, honey! Woo! Our favorite brand we've ever worked with is Fansly. Fansly, we fucking love you. And I hope all our Pillow Talk fans love you too. Everyone, if you're not on Fansley, go on fucking Fansley. It's unbelievable. What it is, just so you know, quick description. It's like those other websites where girls sell stuff, but there's a for you page. You get to discover new girls, they get to sell things that they can't on those sites. This is the place that everyone's going to. Fansly is the new spot. Big news! If you go to our link.me, you'll see a code that gets you $20 free to spend. Now, this is big. We've never had this. Now we finally have a promo code that gives you $20 to your wallet. If you click the link below, it's a gift card, but it's only good for a thousand people. So hurry up and go use it. Fanzy is the shit. If you don't fuck with fancy, we don't fuck with you. Love you, fanzie. Let's get back to the show. Oh. Come here.

SPEAKER_18 9:37

Um, wait, shit.

unknown 9:38

Wait. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_18 9:40

I can't find my number. Can I have yours? Yep.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

Sit down. Wow. Very good. Hi, Christina.

SPEAKER_18 9:47

Hello, how you doing, Ryan?

SPEAKER_04 9:49

Great, great. You are a boxer. Yes. Now, as a girl in the bedroom, I don't like when the girl is dominant. But as a fighter, are you able to be submissive?

SPEAKER_18 10:03

Depends. Could you make me submissive?

SPEAKER_04 10:07

Perhaps so, perhaps not.

SPEAKER_18 10:08

I'm open to it, but I don't know. I've never seen that side of you yet.

SPEAKER_04 10:12

Now, one thing I I love and respect dearly, and goddamn, I know I bring it up way too much, is your celibacy.

SPEAKER_18 10:19

Yes. Going on. I'm at seven and a half years.

unknown 10:22

Come on.

SPEAKER_04 10:23

Whoa. Ralph off that. Now, it was cool after six months. Yeah. It was awesome after a year. Mm-hmm. Seven's getting a little asexual. Do you think you are?

SPEAKER_18 10:36

No, definitely not. Okay. Definitely not asexual.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

What are we waiting for?

SPEAKER_18 10:42

You know, I gotta find somebody that's uh monogamous. So, okay. If I was with a woman, I'd.

SPEAKER_04 10:50

Let's let the fans know.

SPEAKER_18 10:51

Yeah, I'm I'm bisexual. I don't think you are. You think I'm just gay?

SPEAKER_07 10:55

Yes. Yeah, me too. Energy uh gay. The hug, the hug, the hug.

SPEAKER_05 11:01

Yeah. She come. Bro.

SPEAKER_04 11:04

It was a pro hug. Zoom. Yes.

SPEAKER_18 11:07

I don't think you're I think you're 90-10, if any. 90-10? Yes. So, okay, if I but if I was with a guy though, it would have to be basically monogamous, except for if we have like some girls.

SPEAKER_04 11:19

Of course. You know? Well, I think you would be the most perfect wife for a man who loves threesomes. Right? Exactly. But I think that you would catch feelings for the threesome girls because you're so lesbian. That would be a good thing. Would that bother you? No, it wouldn't. Okay. I would love my girlfriend to have a girlfriend. Okay. Because when Daddy wants to work, go play with Stacy. See, we can make that work, Daddy. That's right.

unknown 11:47

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 11:47

Welcome to the next round. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 11:49

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Hi.

SPEAKER_15 11:51

Hi. Hi. Just saying.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

Just falling for you, right?

SPEAKER_15 11:58

Yeah, I'm falling for you. Let's see.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

Wait, was that the line?

SPEAKER_15 12:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:02

Or you made it up on the spot.

SPEAKER_15 12:05

I go with the flow, you know.

SPEAKER_03 12:06

Just foot check? Foot check?

SPEAKER_04 12:08

I'm sorry, my host has a foot feathers. Alright, he does.

SPEAKER_15 12:12

I go with the flow, so. It wasn't planned.

SPEAKER_04 12:16

What was your pickup line gonna be?

SPEAKER_15 12:18

It was gonna be do you have a name? Because I want to be, you know, I want to call you Papacito. I want to be your Latina.

SPEAKER_04 12:24

Well done, they ask the amook. Sit down, honey. Wow.

SPEAKER_15 12:31

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 12:32

What is your nationality?

SPEAKER_15 12:34

I'm Colombian.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

Oh, you are? Yeah. Full Colombian.

SPEAKER_15 12:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

Now, in Colombia, I went to Medellin for three weeks.

SPEAKER_19 12:43

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_04 12:43

Yes. And I had uh 14 different girlfriends for 14 days.

SPEAKER_19 12:48

Oh, you did?

SPEAKER_04 12:49

I did. Oh wow. They costed between $150 to $300 each. Did you ever do that in Colombia?

SPEAKER_14 12:57

No, I grew up here.

SPEAKER_04 12:59

Okay. Your parents are Colombian.

SPEAKER_14 13:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 13:02

Oh can you come sit here, please? We just want to take something. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 13:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 13:05

Yeah, maybe you can get CC's gonna check.

SPEAKER_07 13:08

Wow. Take a deep bread.

SPEAKER_04 13:12

Gatoo is that jelly you're doing, you gave me now at this point. I would like to ask Chaz and Gatus to ask the questions.

SPEAKER_07 13:23

About whatever you want. Okay. So I just want to say, do you like her? Is this your type? Uh absolutely. I love Latinas.

SPEAKER_15 13:34

Oh, you do?

SPEAKER_04 13:35

Yes, I love Latinas. I'll see you in the next round. Thank you. 360.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

Anyways. I know you're looking for a wife, but I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

SPEAKER_04 13:48

Get the fuck out of here. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 13:50

Hello. How are you?

SPEAKER_04 13:52

Oh, great. How are you?

SPEAKER_11 13:54

I'm very good. So you're looking for a wife?

SPEAKER_04 13:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 13:57

Maybe I am your future wife.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

Maybe you are.

SPEAKER_11 14:00

Yeah, you look for support and a sexy girl.

SPEAKER_06 14:04

Let's have a seat. Welcome, baby. Welcome. I'm a translator in Spanish. He said, don't de eres.

SPEAKER_11 14:10

I'm from Colombia.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

Oh, another Colombian.

SPEAKER_11 14:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 14:14

When did you get to America?

SPEAKER_11 14:16

Two and a half.

SPEAKER_04 14:17

Oh my God. How did you get to America? Because it's hard for you to get visas.

SPEAKER_11 14:23

Yeah, but in college.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

Wait, what is this?

SPEAKER_11 14:26

Oh my baby, give me this. Okay. I'm looking for a good guy, you know, who good guy. Yes, good guy. Who's support to me and I want to support him.

SPEAKER_06 14:38

And you know, like size penis. It's not gonna be easy.

SPEAKER_11 14:42

I'm looking more for a connection, if I'm honest. True that.

SPEAKER_05 14:45

Because when I'm looking for connection, let's connect each other right now. Connect.

SPEAKER_11 14:50

Because when you feel connection, you know you you want to do things, you know. It's not just for sex. Like when you like that guy, you enjoy that. So I'm more, you know, a connection girl, if I'm honest with you.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

Can I ask you a question? When was the last time you had sex?

SPEAKER_06 15:08

One year ago, six months ago.

SPEAKER_11 15:10

I think so, I guess. It's been a while. You have honest with you. I know. I don't know. I don't. This is my boyfriend. This is my boyfriend right now.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

How many blowjobs a month do you give your husband without him asking for it? Yeah, tell us.

SPEAKER_11 15:29

Baby, if you got me, you got me.

SPEAKER_04 15:32

Yeah, how much? How many blowjobs without him asking? Or even hinting. Huh?

SPEAKER_11 15:39

What is boot jobs?

SPEAKER_04 15:40

A blowjob.

SPEAKER_11 15:42

Oh, baby.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

Oh, like an old ticket?

SPEAKER_11 15:46

Oh my god. Where am I?

SPEAKER_04 15:47

Without him asking. So you go up and say, baby, I think you deserve a blowjob. You had a rough day.

SPEAKER_11 15:53

I know baby everywhere, like every day. I like you. I like you. You know, like I can be in the restaurant, it's blame everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 16:01

We have a favorite.

SPEAKER_11 16:02

No!

SPEAKER_04 16:04

She's my favorite. Pillow Talk fans just want to say I fucking love you. But also want to give a shout out to One Win. One Win. You know, we've seen all the casino online gambling sites, and I fucking hate them all. Except for One Win. And I'm being dead serious because I quit gambling two years ago. I'm back on it and I'm making money. One Win is the number one gambling site in the world. One Win, we love you. Everyone on Pillow Talk, be a one-win guy if you're a Pillow Talk guy. Let's get back to the show.

SPEAKER_12 16:27

Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Jojo.

SPEAKER_04 16:29

JoJo.

SPEAKER_12 16:30

You know, I'd say God bless you, but it looks like you're already dead.

SPEAKER_04 16:33

Have a seat. How important do you think it is for my friends to like you?

SPEAKER_12 16:39

Um, I think it's fairly important because you know, if you hang out with your friends a lot, I would like to sometimes be with you and then we can all hang out. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 16:48

So I would like you to impress my friends.

SPEAKER_12 16:51

Oh, impress your friends?

SPEAKER_04 16:53

Yes, these are my best friends.

SPEAKER_12 16:56

Okay. Oh my goodness. I would say I can impress you guys by knowing that your man, your friends, is in good hands with me. So you know that he'll always have a loyal girl.

SPEAKER_07 17:07

How can I know?

SPEAKER_12 17:08

How can you know?

SPEAKER_07 17:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 17:10

Well, I won't fuck any of your friends or nothing like that or go behind your back. Thank you. Now let me ask you this.

SPEAKER_04 17:16

When was your last relationship? Who was it with? Why did you break up? Tell me, are you still in love with him? Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 17:22

Okay, my last relationship was about almost three years ago. Three years? Yes. So I've been single for a very long time. What was your other question about that?

SPEAKER_04 17:32

And why did you guys break up?

SPEAKER_12 17:33

Why did we break up? Uh he thought I cheated on him.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_06 17:39

Why did he think? Yeah, why did he think?

SPEAKER_12 17:42

I I guess insecurities, I'm a pretty girl and I get DMs, and I guess he just was insecure.

SPEAKER_04 17:50

Were you responding to DMs of another man while you were in a relationship?

SPEAKER_12 17:54

No. But you know, he didn't believe me, but his loss. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 18:00

He just thought you cheated.

SPEAKER_12 18:02

From what? I don't know. I just get a lot of DMs.

SPEAKER_06 18:07

I would say yes. Oh, you would say yes? Another term, I love. Introducing myself, my name is Usa.

SPEAKER_12 18:13

Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_06 18:14

You know, the old phrase when there's smoke, there's fire.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

And for your ex to think you cheated, you girls can get away with murder. This man tried to prove he cheated. But he felt it in his soul. And I believe in a sixth sense. When my ex cheated, I was puking in the toilet as soon as the cock went in, and I stopped puking as soon as the coil. You immediately knew. That's right. And I think that he felt it in his soul, and he didn't cheat. And he couldn't prove it.

SPEAKER_06 18:45

And that's why. I say yes. And I say no. It's the jelly. It's the jelly.

SPEAKER_04 18:50

You cheated on him.

SPEAKER_12 18:51

I did not.

SPEAKER_04 18:52

Okay, the answer is yes. See you in the next round. Thank you. Hello.

SPEAKER_16 18:55

Hey, I'm Nina. Hi, Nina I'm Ryan. Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_02 18:58

Great to meet you.

SPEAKER_16 18:59

What is the difference between me and the mosquito? Uh, well, mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it.

SPEAKER_06 19:09

Take a fucking seat. No, baby, you gotta sit here. You deserve it to be sitting here. Can you sit here? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_16 19:14

Hey love, how are you?

SPEAKER_04 19:18

Did you guys hear that? What? She said, difference between her and a mosquito. When you smack a mosquito, it stops sucking.

SPEAKER_16 19:26

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

Me! So are you a little gothic girl?

SPEAKER_16 19:30

A little bit.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

What does that entail? Do you worship the devil?

SPEAKER_16 19:34

I mean, sometimes, for a sometime time. Depends on the day, you know.

SPEAKER_04 19:37

And what does worshiping the devil bring to your life?

SPEAKER_16 19:40

I mean, it kind of helps my career, no?

SPEAKER_04 19:42

Right.

SPEAKER_16 19:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:43

So do you get power from the devil if you worship him? Is that what you believe?

SPEAKER_16 19:48

I mean, I guess so.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

More so than you would with God.

SPEAKER_16 19:51

I mean, he didn't give me more.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

Right.

SPEAKER_16 19:54

You know.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

So you tried to give yourself to God.

SPEAKER_16 19:58

I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_04 20:00

I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_16 20:01

Why are you sorry?

SPEAKER_04 20:02

I'm sorry. Keep going and talking about it. So you tried to give yourself to God and then you devoted your life to the devil and you started feeling more powerful. Is that correct?

SPEAKER_16 20:10

I guess so.

SPEAKER_04 20:12

And how far would you go to get powers from the devil? What would you do? Would you ever give up a family member to get fame or success?

SPEAKER_16 20:21

Which one?

SPEAKER_04 20:24

Which family member?

SPEAKER_16 20:25

Yeah. Some of them, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:30

Oh my god. Which one? Which one? Let me ask you, which ones would you give up and which ones wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_16 20:37

Do we have time? Yeah. Just go.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

Pick one that you would you would keep and one that you would keep up with.

SPEAKER_16 20:42

One I would keep, okay, I'd keep my mother and get rid of my father.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

And you would you would let your father get killed for fame or money?

SPEAKER_16 20:50

Yeah.

unknown 20:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

So if the Illuminati came to you and offered you the ultimate key to success in Hollywood, but we have to kill someone very important in your life, would you take that deal?

SPEAKER_16 21:04

Important to me? No.

SPEAKER_04 21:05

Yeah?

SPEAKER_16 21:06

Not important to me. I'm listening. Oh are you?

SPEAKER_04 21:09

Yeah, I'm listening. You wouldn't take that deal.

SPEAKER_16 21:11

No, not if they're important to me.

SPEAKER_04 21:13

But if they're not important to you, but they're your family, you would say yes.

SPEAKER_16 21:16

Depends on the person. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 21:22

Wow. Yeah, yes, yes or no, Ryan. You like her? Yeah, right. Do you like her? Yeah, I would say yes. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:28

I want to know more about her.

unknown 21:31

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 21:31

Depends on the person. Oh my god, that is funny.

SPEAKER_07 21:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 21:39

Depends on the person. Ocean ice.

SPEAKER_10 21:43

Hi, baby. Hi, Ocean Ice. Hi.

SPEAKER_04 21:45

What's your name?

SPEAKER_10 21:46

Uh, I'm Brittany.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

What they call you?

SPEAKER_10 21:48

Pure Ocean Ice.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

Pure Oceanized.

SPEAKER_10 21:51

Yes. I had a pickup line prepared.

SPEAKER_02 21:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 21:54

But um I figured I'd let eye contact do the heavy lifting.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Well my penis is now doing the heavy look piece A yo holy shit Hello Pure O S and I've hi Wow Now I know what's going on. Do you? Yes. Really? Your boyfriend wants me to fuck you. Really? Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_05 22:26

Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, come here. Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 22:31

What's going on? Excuse me? I know? We better I don't?

SPEAKER_05 22:35

Her boyfriend wants me to fuck her. Really? Yes. Wow.

SPEAKER_10 22:40

Really?

SPEAKER_05 22:40

Correct. How many guys? Him only included or probably includes.

SPEAKER_10 22:48

No, you know what? I think he'd be like, hey, you he'll shut the door and let us do our own thing. That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

Let us. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 22:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 22:58

Yeah, what you I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_10 23:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 23:01

Now, would you prefer a boy girl or a boy boy girl?

SPEAKER_10 23:05

Boy, boy, girl.

SPEAKER_04 23:06

Oh. Let me tell you. Or a boy, boy, boy girl.

SPEAKER_10 23:10

I think I need a uh maybe a little more feminine energy. You know?

SPEAKER_04 23:15

From the third guy?

SPEAKER_10 23:19

Like the man has feminine energy?

SPEAKER_04 23:22

Right.

SPEAKER_10 23:23

Oh, that's different.

SPEAKER_05 23:24

No, wait, what, what?

unknown 23:25

What's going on?

SPEAKER_05 23:27

Let's be honest. Every girl, every girl fantasy is two guys at the same time. Let's agree about this. Yes. Girls love this.

SPEAKER_10 23:34

Okay, we want to be worshipped.

SPEAKER_04 23:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_10 23:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 23:37

However, yeah, right? I think. I think it's a lot of work for the girl to constantly have to suck into it.

SPEAKER_10 23:42

It is.

SPEAKER_04 23:43

So he invented the DP. What's the DP? Double pen.

SPEAKER_10 23:47

You don't know DP?

SPEAKER_05 23:48

No, no. Let him innocent guy, please. He's younger. I learned, I learned, I learned.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

He's younger. Have you done DP?

SPEAKER_10 23:55

No.

SPEAKER_04 23:55

Oh.

SPEAKER_10 23:56

I haven't. But I've seen it. I've witnessed it.

SPEAKER_04 23:58

Live, right?

SPEAKER_10 23:59

Uh live, right in front of my eyes.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

Now, why don't you tell our wonderful audience where you brought us in the before we went to see Chaz on Wednesday?

SPEAKER_10 24:08

Oh, yes. I brought you guys. Tell tell tell the viewers. I brought you guys to Miami Velvet.

SPEAKER_04 24:15

Which is?

SPEAKER_10 24:16

Which is a lifestyle swinger club. So you get to live your fantasy in real life. Unbelievable. Yes. Hello.

SPEAKER_13 24:26

I am Ryan. Caitlin. Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_06 24:34

Is it much? Come here, come here.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

Where the fuck is your pickup line?

unknown 24:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_13 24:52

Oh, that's that's what you were looking for? That's another one.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say y'all. Thank you. Hello, Nikki Nicole.

SPEAKER_09 25:00

Is your hand heavy? I can hold it for you.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 25:04

I'm Nikki.

SPEAKER_04 25:05

Hi, Nikki Ryan.

SPEAKER_09 25:07

Nice to meet you, Ryan.

SPEAKER_04 25:08

Pleasure, Nikki. My name is Nicky. And that's why. Okay. Nikki, let me ask you a question. Are you looking for love or just a good time?

SPEAKER_09 25:19

A good time.

SPEAKER_07 25:21

Are you looking for love or are you asking for a good time?

SPEAKER_09 25:26

A great time.

SPEAKER_04 25:27

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 25:28

He's a great time.

SPEAKER_04 25:29

I'm a good time.

SPEAKER_09 25:30

I provide the best time.

unknown 25:31

I've heard.

SPEAKER_04 25:32

If you don't know now, you know. My favorite brand in the world is Popstar. We've been working with Popstar for three fucking years. Our longest partnership, and it's because I use it daily. This has changed my penis forever. Okay, they promote that your cum tastes like pineapples, which is true. But that part is just an extra bonus. My dick feels full when it's soft all day long. I take the pills every day and it changed my life. And now they don't just have that. They got this brand, this brand, that brand. I want to talk about this one the performance booster. Harder, better, faster, stronger. My dick now is a performance boosted stronger erection. And this shit has gone crazy. I used to be six and a quarter. Now I'm like seven and a half. Don't quote me on that, and that is not true statistics, but it feels like such. Popstar, we love you. Let's get back to the show.

SPEAKER_09 26:13

I have four pink holes that are ready.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

Oh. Pink? Four. Yeah. Four. Four. Oh, bleached, yeah. So we have the vagina.

SPEAKER_09 26:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

The booty.

SPEAKER_09 26:25

Yeah. The mouth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:26

And the the boopy loopy.

SPEAKER_06 26:33

No shit. No, that that's my fourth hole.

SPEAKER_09 26:37

What about the holes in the nose? No? I like it. I don't draw a damn line anywhere.

SPEAKER_05 26:43

No line.

SPEAKER_09 26:45

Pissed. There's no line, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:46

You like drinking pee?

SPEAKER_09 26:47

Yeah. Okay, pee do oh, pee on. Now, I said to you, you're my wife, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

I said, Nikki, I want to be on the room. We're at a festival, right? I'm like, yeah, we're at a festival.

SPEAKER_09 26:58

You know that Mark Zuckerberg meme where he's like, Yes. Pea time. Right. That's me.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

So now, Nikki, let me ask you this. For me, Chaz, and Gatus.

SPEAKER_09 27:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

Fuck Mary Kilp.

SPEAKER_09 27:12

Oh my god. I can't. I don't. Dude. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

That's your question. That's a great question.

SPEAKER_09 27:21

Yeah, but you guys are my boys. I've loved you guys for a long time.

SPEAKER_08 27:26

I love you. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

I love my question. The best. I wanna hear it. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_09 27:31

Okay. Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 27:36

Oh fuck you.

SPEAKER_09 27:37

Fuck you. Marry you. I might have to knock out the bird.

SPEAKER_04 27:46

She wants to fuck the most famous fucker in the world. Marry the birds. I still crack my birds. And then you just fall. That's all. Who's the youngest gentleman you've had sex with?

SPEAKER_09 28:02

I'm the youngest. I'm 21.

SPEAKER_04 28:04

And who's the youngest gentleman you've had sex with in the oldest?

SPEAKER_09 28:07

Um, like 22, youngest, oldest, probably pushing 50, maybe. But he looked good. He was a good 50. It was like a cool 35, like on the face, but he was awesome.

SPEAKER_04 28:26

And what kind of guy are you looking for to marry?

SPEAKER_09 28:30

Um, a confident one, a strong one.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

I have one last question for Nikki.

SPEAKER_09 28:35

What?

SPEAKER_04 28:36

If you had a one-night stand with a celebrity, yeah, and then he actually ended up getting you pregnant. I'm getting for Would you keep the baby?

SPEAKER_09 28:46

Oh, what? Goodbye. Hello?

SPEAKER_04 28:49

Well, because now you have guaranteed alimony for life.

SPEAKER_09 28:52

I don't give a damn about alimony. I have my own alimony.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

I don't like what you wouldn't keep the risk.

SPEAKER_09 28:58

Yeah, but I'll pay the 500 for I ever trap you.

SPEAKER_04 29:01

Literally. Last question. Are you on birth control?

SPEAKER_09 29:06

No. It's free ball, free game.

SPEAKER_04 29:09

Wow.

SPEAKER_09 29:10

I take life by the risk.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

And do you take cream pies for one night stand?

SPEAKER_09 29:14

Yes, I'm gonna pies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_09 29:16

Well, that's no shit. That's a dance with the devil. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 29:19

That's a dance with the devil.

SPEAKER_09 29:21

I know, but okay. Pass. Shut fucking.

SPEAKER_04 29:25

No, no, like like yes.

SPEAKER_09 29:27

Okay, Ryan. Cheap. Watch it. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 29:30

To the next round, like you passed.

SPEAKER_09 29:32

Okay, let's go.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 29:34

We're back! Guys, we're back for round two. Ryan. We made it pretty far.

SPEAKER_04 29:39

You know what? Round one was much better than I expected. I thought I would only like about four or five girls. Really? But goddammit, you brought a good roster out of here, Chaz.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

Of course, right.

SPEAKER_04 29:50

And I'm very impressed by these women.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

Of course.

SPEAKER_04 29:52

I'm starting to think that LA girls ain't shit compared to Miami girls chess. Wow. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

SPEAKER_03 29:59

I heard that the girls amongst themselves during intermission were saying very nice things about you. I've heard this too. So we're gonna go down the line here. Start off with girl as your girl number one. And say one word to describe Ryan, just to warm things up for number two.

SPEAKER_14 30:11

So I like that that you're tall. I like that about you. They hide. I like that you can make me laugh.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_19 30:24

There's not one quality that outshines the other. I like everything about you. Oh. That's a good one. Okay.

SPEAKER_17 30:37

Um, Ryan, I really like your raspy voice. It makes me really wet.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_10 30:48

Wow. Yeah, I love your heart, Ryan. You have a beautiful heart, and you just glow from the inside out.

SPEAKER_04 30:55

Oh, that's great. Thank you, Brittany.

SPEAKER_01 30:57

I think Ryan's one of the sweetest people I know. And if you're lucky to be his friend, he actually opens up to you with full arms and will never turn his back on you. Love you, Ryan.

SPEAKER_09 31:10

He's one of the best, the greatest ever. One of my best friends. Literally, you're awesome. We love you so much. I'd say the best quality of you is your humor and your trust and ability to make friends. I love you so much.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

Love you, Nikki.

SPEAKER_18 31:27

That's really nice. So I'm gonna say everything they said is absolutely true. And then I'm gonna add that I love your smile. But what I like about it so much is that every time I see it, I smile.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Light up the room.

SPEAKER_13 31:43

I was just about to say light up the room, you light up the room. You're a party person. You are the party.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

You're the best tooty in the world.

SPEAKER_13 31:57

Very positive. You know what else is pink?

SPEAKER_03 31:59

Oh! That was awesome.

SPEAKER_04 32:03

That was awesome. Next.

SPEAKER_16 32:07

Um, I don't actually know you. I don't have your compliments. Are really sweet. Um, and I've like met you briefly once.

SPEAKER_04 32:14

Oh my god, the double worshipper.

SPEAKER_16 32:16

Um, I don't really go for white guys, but you're pretty cute.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

Hey.

SPEAKER_08 32:24

Great advice.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

How are you? Hey, never mind.

SPEAKER_08 32:27

Yeah, okay. Great advice. I love Ryan, but never be the guy like Ryan. You're gonna get cocked and fucked up and break your heart as fuck.

SPEAKER_04 32:36

He's right, he's right, he's right. Because I'm too much. Wait, what Getruth is saying is that give too much thought.

SPEAKER_08 32:42

He doesn't think with his heart. He doesn't think with his mind.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

Yeah, you're right. You're right, Gatus. And I want, I think the devil worshipper after that round should be eliminated. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, 100%. Thank you. Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_16 32:52

Eliminate we're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_04 32:57

Say what up to the 666 guy. Yeah, yeah.

unknown 33:02

Oh!

SPEAKER_04 33:05

I'm gonna say you're getting sent to hell now!

SPEAKER_03 33:10

And we have a special game for you to play today to help us get to our winner and really see who really shows it all up for you. We have uh we have a Django game here today. So basically, underneath these blocks is a very fun thing to show off these girls' special talents. Okay. And I'm gonna have you read one of them, and we're gonna go down the line here. Strong girl number one.

SPEAKER_04 33:33

And whatever you read, she's going to that's fun, Chess. May I say that you're a great host. It's an honor to be on the show. And get to the love.

SPEAKER_03 33:43

I love mine.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

And girls, you guys are all awesome. I think this is gonna be clippy clipped. Girls, I just want to show you that.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

For you, Mike. What do you say? Undress your partner completely.

SPEAKER_13 34:07

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

That's a hot start.

unknown 34:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 34:13

I like that. That was good. That's a hot start.

SPEAKER_14 34:16

Completely. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

Girl number three. Kiss your partner somewhere that you've never kissed them before.

SPEAKER_04 34:24

That's you club. That's number four.

SPEAKER_17 34:29

Um, well, we never kissed.

SPEAKER_04 34:32

That's right.

SPEAKER_17 34:32

Um, I'll I'll kiss you on the cheek.

SPEAKER_04 34:42

Boring. All right. Um, why don't you read the one? Oh boy.

SPEAKER_03 34:49

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 34:50

Is that wow.

SPEAKER_03 34:52

Pan your partner down and explore their body with your tongue. We send a warm up in his name.

SPEAKER_08 35:12

Swap either way with your partner.

SPEAKER_02 35:16

Please.

SPEAKER_08 35:19

I think we should swap better. For real? For real. I want you to come.

SPEAKER_04 35:26

I want the next is nicknamed a call. In this shade sucks.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

I'm chair.

unknown 35:37

Wow. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

Oh!

SPEAKER_09 35:39

Music, music, music, let's start by getting it wet.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

It's Christina. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Yeah, invite your partner to spank you three times.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

Yes! Alright.

SPEAKER_04 36:13

First, I would like to give an honorable mention to whom, if who I pick, is up for it, to have a threesome life. As a second wife, honorable mention threesome option. Well, if my wife says so. If I win. Yes.