#260 - The Sweet Smell of Seduction: Chocolate Greedy By Montale
Feb 12, 2024Season 5Episode 260
Myke & Ryan
Ever find yourself caught in the sweet aroma of a freshly baked chocolate cake and thought, "I wish I could wear this scent"? Well, saddle up, scent seekers, because Big John Bolt and Terry Manhammer are here to whisk you away on an olfactory escapade with Chocolate Greedy by Montale. Prepare to be enveloped in the cocoa-laden whispers of this delectable fragrance as we share a listener's rave review and put it to the ultimate ten-hour wear test. Our noses don't lie, and we're here to spill whether this scent truly satisfies those dessert cravings or leaves you feeling half-baked.
But the sensory soiree doesn't end there! We're getting up close and personal with the scent that's the talk of the town—or the bedroom—our "One Night Stand Review" of a cheekily named fragrance that clings to the skin with a tenacity that's as impressive as it is seductive. Discover how it fares against the rigors of daily life and multiple showers. Plus, don't miss a tender moment as we get sentimental about Terry's late father, Jerry, and his legendary love for all things aromatic. Join us for a journey that's as deeply touching as it is infused with laughter.
Ever find yourself caught in the sweet aroma of a freshly baked chocolate cake and thought, "I wish I could wear this scent"? Well, saddle up, scent seekers, because Big John Bolt and Terry Manhammer are here to whisk you away on an olfactory escapade with Chocolate Greedy by Montale. Prepare to be enveloped in the cocoa-laden whispers of this delectable fragrance as we share a listener's rave review and put it to the ultimate ten-hour wear test. Our noses don't lie, and we're here to spill whether this scent truly satisfies those dessert cravings or leaves you feeling half-baked.
But the sensory soiree doesn't end there! We're getting up close and personal with the scent that's the talk of the town—or the bedroom—our "One Night Stand Review" of a cheekily named fragrance that clings to the skin with a tenacity that's as impressive as it is seductive. Discover how it fares against the rigors of daily life and multiple showers. Plus, don't miss a tender moment as we get sentimental about Terry's late father, Jerry, and his legendary love for all things aromatic. Join us for a journey that's as deeply touching as it is infused with laughter.
Hello everybody, welcome to Sensual Sensations. I'm Big John Bolt and I'm Terry Manhammer, and we're just two big boys smelling adult fragrances and giving you sensual opinions. Oh yeah, and today we're taking a look at Chocolate Green by Montaugh. We've got a very special write-in from our favorite listener, love a lube. God, who says if you want to smell like gooey vanilla and chocolate powder for ten hour straight, then this fragrance is for you, oh God. But before we get into today's episode, we're going to give you our one night stand Review on this.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Smells Like my Vagina. Hit the music, zach. Well, terry, after spending the night with this, smells like my vagina. How did it smell, lovely? Oh, it was so soft and, because it was a roll on, it was wet, and that's Exactly how I like my. I know exactly what you mean, terry. Oh yeah, john, how did you feel about this? It smells like my vagina, terry. It was like supple petals of a rose dripping wet from rain. Oh yeah, it was beautiful and it was super cheap 40 bucks, that's a good deal, real good deal, I am going to have to say. It lasted longer than two days, which is shocking, but it was quite lubricating. Oh yeah, if you're quite lubricated, john, you can last for hours, and this smells like my vagina by Goop and Heretic lasted a long time? Yes, it did. I was shocked because I took multiple showers in that time to clean up. Let me tell you, this smells like my vagina is something you can't wash off. It took a minute. It's a gift that keeps on giving. So if you want to give a gift that keeps on giving, maybe you should check out. This smells like my vagina. Roll on Also, a shout out if you're a Patreon and God bless you if you are, Because guess what One of you lucky Patreons is about to get this. This smells like my vagina. You're going to enjoy it.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way, we need to smell chocolate greedy by Monta. Go ahead, john. Oh God, I can just tell this is going to be delicious. Mmm, yeah, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh boy, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. Good God.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Well, well, terry, I can tell you right off the rip this thing is fucking loud. Yeah, john, it's. Uh, if you want a chocolate flavored hairspray, mmm, hmm, you may be squirting on Montaugh's chocolate greedy. Yeah, you know what's really. It's kind of got a little coffee vibe going to it. If you, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I could pick it up. Wow, it's, you know you know. If you know me, terry, yeah, I do, john, you know that I, big John Bolton, yeah, that that is your God-given burden. Ha ha, ha, ha ha.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Did I absolutely despise Gormans? Yes, you do. But this, this so far, is pretty goddamn delicious Really. Yeah, it kind of reminds me of like a, a really velvety, chocolatey Dunkin' Hines cake. Hmm, you know what I'm saying.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
On the dester strip it's not bad, but on my skin it makes me want to claw my nose off in the most sensual way I'm. I'm being serious here, okay, terry, okay, john, I actually disagree. The skin smells sexy AF. Okay, well, sniff my skin. Maybe it's the lubricants that you use. Yeah, those are To moisturize your skin. It does smell a little different, but on mine it smells. Take a, take a whiff, it smells delicious. Yours is not as bad as mine, that is correct. Mine is not sexy on skin.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
And if you know me, big John Bolton, yes, terry, the Manhammer family is known far and wide for how sexy we try to smell. Hey, how's your dad, jerry? Jerry unfortunately passed away making love to six beautiful women. I'm. I'm so sorry, terry. Fortunately they caught it all on film. We were able to show it at his celebration of life ceremony. That's fucking beautiful, terry. Yes, it was very horny. I hate to get so personal, but was there a cause of death? The coroner reported spontaneous combustion. Don't cry, john, wow, yeah. Words like these are hard to get out. Huh, big John Balt, oh God, god damn it, jerry. He was such a great, he was such a great father figure to us all. Yeah, he sure was.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Anyway, back to this fragrance. I'm actually going to stay in my ground. The skin smells amazing. Had a lady laid upon my hairy fucking chest, yeah, and she was running her finger making vigorates in there. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know how the carpets you can like make designs, oh yeah. And wait, lays down, oh yeah, she's probably drawing one of those S's we did. Yeah, real hardcore shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, book cover type shit, totally yeah. And if she took a whiff of this on my skin, oh man, she would spontaneously combust as well. I'm being serious, this actually smells good on my skin.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
I don't know what I think about it on the tester strip, but I will tell you, on my skin this smells pretty. It actually smells pretty delicious, like a woman would just run her tongue up and down the layers of cake, oh God, before shoving it in her mouth Mm-hmm, yeah, it's like that. Oh, yeah, yeah. What I get is hairspray Mm-hmm, and cocoa powder Okay, like Swiss Miss. Cocoa powder, hot cocoa the cheap stuff, yeah, okay. And then you just wet it down with a bunch of hairspray. That sounds awful. Yeah, it's really bad on my skin. And then on the tester strip, it's more cocoa powder and less aquanet, wow, yeah. And because this is totally real life and not fantasy, I use aquanet a lot because I've such a beautiful hairline, thick, gorgeous hair. Yeah, your hair is real girthy. Yeah, thick locks of just raven black hair. Well, birth certificate, certified name Big John Bolt.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Yes, terry, what's the price and trend on a fantastic sensual adult fragrance like this? The price A hundred and seventy buckaroos, oh. However, you can find it on the gray market oh, yeah, the back alleys and seedy shops. You can get it for about about eighty seven bucks. That's not a bad price for a good time. And the trend you ready for this, terry? Oh, I'm ready. The trend Let me give you a visual.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
It's long, it's thick, oh yeah, and it goes all the way up. Now I bet it's red as can be. It's red as the devil's dick, and I understand why because this might be one of the best Gourmand fragrances I've ever smelled. You're literally blowing my mind, john, because I don't smell any quality at all.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Look, I'm telling you right here, right now, mr Terry, we have done this show for 17 long years at night, occupying the earlobes of all you beautiful sexual boys and girls out there. That's right. And every time I show up, I show out and I'm telling you this is actually really good. It almost smells like have you ever been to Applebee's? Oh yeah, you know how they got that?
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Chocolate lava cake. You ever smelled that there, terry? Yeah, molten chocolate, oh God, it's just this beautiful, delicate microwaved cake. Oh, you are getting my mouth so wet and that cake is so moist, oh God, yeah. And you see, it's a topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream, oh yeah, which is then coated in a thick chocolatey shell. Mm-hmm, and you think it can't get any better than this. That's what I'm thinking right now, and then you and your lady friend or guy, it doesn't matter. It's delicious, it's the 90s.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
You put your fork in and you cut it from the side. God, you get in there nice and deep, yeah, and then when it opens up out pours the most delicious chocolatey gooey goodness, gooey gooey. And you're going is this chocolate? Is this a real chocolate volcano? It's erupting, yeah. And when you put those flavors in your mouth it's delicious.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
But all to say, this smells like that. I mean almost one to one. You want your lady or guy friend to just want to lick you up and down like a lollipop, uh-huh, like ODB said. Like doodoo brown, oh, like Lil Wayne, yeah, you let him lick the wrapper. Exactly, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Three, depending on the night, one could guess, but no one would know.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
That's what I'm picking up when I smell this. I smell a chocolatey, velvety cake and I'm telling you it's the chocolatey, this one, if that's a word. Yeah, I'm being on the skin. It's fucking amazing. I can't get it out of my head. It's like it's going to go to bed with me later tonight and we're going to soak the sheets and sweat. Oh, and molten chocolate lava, oh yeah, I wish I could say the same thing, big John Bolt.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
But as for me, terry Manhammer, son of Jerry Manhammer, rest in peace, jerry. Rip, daddy, the original daddy. I can't agree. This just smells like my beautiful naked date has rubbed herself completely in swiss mis powder and then, just to make sure it sticks, she has covered her body in the cheap stairs. Right, just give her a chance, terry. I think you'd have a different opinion if you wore her for a little bit longer. You know what I mean. I think I do and I think I don't don't.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
All bullshit aside, let's get down to it. Are you gonna skip it, sample it? Are you gonna buy it? What are you gonna do, john? Well, terry, unfortunately it may be a skip for me.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Wow, you just went on about it being the best gormon fragrance you've, I know, ever let violate your nose holes. I I absolutely know what I just said, but I I have to reiterate that I'm not a gormon fan. I can't see me, big john bolt, walking around smelling like a chocolate cake. I don't have the physique for it. You know this, terry. You've seen me without my shirt on multiple times and as beautiful as it is, I agree, you just don't have the muscular qualities to pull off. Uh, something that's fattening. Agreed, I, you're right.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
But I am going to say this I'm not skipping this because it doesn't smell good. It smells delicious. In fact, I might even say this might be more for a lady, because if she smelled this chocolatey, you'd want to eat her up. As for me, I'd say lay off the hairspray, lady. You smell good, you smell chocolatey, but that hairspray is gagging me right now and I should not be the one gagging.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Would you at least say this is a sample for any of our sensual listeners out there there? That's a hard one, because then you'd have to push my vote from skip to sample, and you're not going to do that today, john, all right, well, mine will be. It's a sample, at least a sample. You gotta know what this smells like, and mine is a skip. This thing is hard, and as fast as you possibly can.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
Okay, that's today's episode. Yeah, there you go. A skip from terry I'm shocked and A sample from me. Yeah, this is not the type of naughty I was hoping for this evening. Give it time, terry, I'll try. If there's one thing I know as the evening gets later, things get a little wild. Okay, we love all you sensual listeners so much and we appreciate everything you do. And if you've made it this far, I'm shocked. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Big John Bolt & Terry Manhammer:
But before we go, can we tease the next episode? Oh, yeah, what's it gonna be? Well, let me pull out the box here. Oh, it's in a big box. What the hell? Yeah, it's big and black. Wow, it's huge. You weren't lying, no, I told you. It's a big, gaudy-looking box. Bless you, terry. Sorry, guys and gals, but I will give you a little hint of what this fragrance may or may not be. Okay, and the hint is Hala ground. Oh god, that sounds fancy. They'll probably want to stay tuned for something like that. Oh, I absolutely know they're gonna fucking love it. There's no limit to what it'll be. You've got it on my mind. We love you all and until next time, sex it up y'all.