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In this episode we discuss the latest movies that we have seen. From Mortal combat to obsession tho even Scooby doo 2. So sit back and enjoy. 

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Go. What's up, world? This is the Cannonball Podcast. I am your host, Captain the Sea. With me and always, we have the lovely crew members here. We have strong arms on the computer. Ahoy. Next week I'll be in person. That's true. We have one eye. Army's house and bee. And we have Ginger Beard running the mic. Hello. Alright, so this is gonna be a fun review podcast. We have a lot of reviews, so we're gonna get right down to it. First up, Mortal Kombat 2. Alright, here we go. I just saw it last night. Nice. Okay, so I think we'll get our scores first, and then we'll talk about favorite stuff. Yeah. I remember what score I gave it. Um I have it written down. Hold on. Okay, well, I'll screw on. Alright, so scores for me and Gingerbeard. Uh Gingerbeard gave it uh a seven. Okay. Does that hold up still or no? You uh I mean I mean I say uh I say uh six and a half. Oh you're gonna draw six point five? Yeah. And then I gave it a six point five, so I think we're tied there then. Yeah. So six point five for me and Gingerbeard. Uh strong arms, what's your score out of ten? Uh I would say a six for me. Alright, so we're pretty close. Yeah. What I didn't see it. I would see it. Alright, so maybe I don't see it. It's not my priority of scene right now. It was, yes, because I kept seeing the trailer for that. Anyway, so uh favorite scenes from what I remember in that movie. Um honestly most of the Johnny Cage scenes. Oh yeah, of course. They were pretty good. They were pretty good. I mean, I didn't think they were that bad. Um favorite fight was probably That last fight was okay, but my favorite is uh Scorpion against um I've got the side bot? Yeah, him, yeah. That was pretty cool actually. And uh him and Johnny Cage and uh You know what I think that's my favorite fight too. Kano, yeah. I think that's my favorite fight, because I don't think there was really nothing else that was, you know, that good. I do I do like um Kano's um character in the movie because he's like uh a little what a comic relief and all that, like but which I appreciate. You know, he's very uh he was always a cool um bat guy. I appreciate that they put Mortal Kombat 2 song at the end. I appreciate it. That was pretty fun. I like how they um it says the like the casting names um appear in in the in the announcer was as uh um the player uh I mean character. Like I say, um um L say um um butcher um the Carl Carl Orbank? Yeah, that guy, yeah. And they'll say even though it's just the actor, uh his name, like so yeah, I like that. Well I mean like uh to I think the CGI was a little bit better in this one. I think they did a little bit better. Like you want to know what I hate about it, go on, yes. Um the character um Cole, like he was just yeah, he was like in the first movie, he was like, I think he was supposed to be the Scorpion. He was supposed to be Scorpion's like ancestor, and I think I think what they're gonna do, because Cole is technically made for the movies, he's not in any video game. I think what they're gonna try and I think what they're gonna try and do is they're gonna try and make him modern scorpion, which is why they killed him. They kill him off and then like I think in the third movie he's gonna come back as the nether round scorpion. Yeah, the new scorpion. Yeah, or smoke. I mean, maybe it's that is true. He might be uh or mitigate. Well, he couldn't do that because smoke is uh Lin Quay. That's true. Yeah, okay. Well, um Okay, you're talking to a Mortal Kombat expert here. Okay, okay. Um maybe um about the cyborg? I mean uh Dyrex. No, no, no, no, like a red, a red um sector. Also Lin Quay. Oh. I mean you could always split them all. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'll go I don't I don't know how to make Cole a um you know a main uh character a character, you know? You don't. I don't there was no need for him in the first place. Honestly, I'm gonna say this now. Um entertaining movie. I was entertained thoroughly. I mean the audience was entertained. We had a pretty good size audience with us when we saw it. Um yeah, it's not gonna be like it's an it's an action video game movie. I mean, it's never gonna be as good as probably a seven. And that's on like a that's that's it has to get everything right for it to even be there. Which it which it doesn't. Yeah, so I mean, yeah, 6.5, a six, that's a good grade. It is, yeah. Those are proper grades for that movie. You know what? I changed my I changed my number. I give it a four because I hated Johnny Cage in this movie. Wow, wow. I I mean, is there a reason? I mean, like Johnny Cage. Johnny Cage, he's supposed to be the funny, wisecracking jokester, and yeah, so the guy like young and full of energy, and in this version, he's just depressed most of the time. He is, yeah. He's he's a washed he's a washed up um he's a 90s actor, and like he like I don't know. I thought I thought he was kind of funny. I thought he had some good birds. He he did, like if if you've ever seen him in any of the video games. Okay. Look, I'll say this. I liked his fight with um Duraka. Raka? Alright, yeah, I mean, yeah, like I like how he was like he Johnny he told him all the stuff, and and then he's like, Really? Then you you must be a strong, a strong warrior. And well, I'm like, uh well. I mean, to be fair, he is pretty good, he is he is classified as a really good martial artist in this movie, like to hold five, I think, what was it, five or six black belts? Yeah. I guess that that's that's a pretty good that's pretty good. That's a pretty good martial artist, you know, way of uh way of being, yeah, I think, right? Yeah, I sure I think I don't like how Raiden was used as like a it's kind of like um does your acts of the group, you know. Hey, look, let's be honest here, and I'm gonna be I I didn't like how it used Raiden either. I didn't particularly because they kinda like they kind of nerfed him. I didn't like how they used Raiden, and I didn't like how they used Shang Sung. After being the main antagonist of the first movie, he's in two scenes in this one. You mean the uh the antagonist? No, yeah, no, Michelle Khan. Sorry. Yeah, no, he meant he meant the guy, he meant the guy with the hat. Yeah, no, Braden's the guy with the hat. No, the one with the saw. Oh, no, that's Kung Lao. Oh my god. Chang Sung is the sorcerer guy who like gathered up all the outworld competitors. Is he the guy who is he the guy who goes, Your stolen is mine? That's yeah, that's okay. That's Chang Sung. He was barely used in this movie with no like Sorry, I never I never used him as a playable character. With no resolution, and he's just kind of there. I was always Scorpion. I was always either Zub Zero or Scorpion. Oh Scorpion, Tonning Cage. Or wherever the DLC characters are like Jason or stuff. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Well, things or something. Yeah. Anyway, I think, yeah, no, I mean, honestly, yeah, no, I enjoyed it. So I did. So that's two out of that's two out of three. Hey, man. I see it again. Probably my uh favorite. Okay, yeah, I will say I did enjoy the Scorpion versus Nuke Cybot fight. I love how they used the old uh Mortal Kombat 2 sound effect for get over here! Yeah, definitely. And also, I like the uh fight between Liu Kang and Kung Lao. Oh yeah, that was a good that was a good fight. But again, I thought his character was also poorly used. Liu Kang. Oh. Uh yeah, I mean so many characters you're not gonna be able to. Like he's supposed to be the chosen one. Yeah, but you And again, he's just a minor character. Yeah, but you have so many characters you're not gonna be able to use him. Also, I I also I don't think they're I don't think they're completely following the video game more. I think they're basically like Mortal Kombat is basically more for how you know planets duke out their uh their dimensions duke it out. I don't think they're seeing it as that's like that's basic flawed, you know. Well that's what I'm saying. Is like I don't think they're following that because I think they're not following the video game thing because if they were following the video game thing, they they they have a built-in story right there that they can just use, but they're not doing that, they're making their own up as they go along. Which is why Johnny Cage Which is why Johnny Cage is what Johnny Cage is. Like he's an older guy. You know, I feel like just make it old as they go along. I feel like that only words for um um comic book movies because it could be come on, it can be any story, you know. I mean, like to be honest with you, it's more of like I don't know, it's like I I I call it the Avatar thing. The Avatar Last Averine, it's like you can either make the same thing or you can add your own spin on it. Yeah. Because if you if you want the same story, go play the video game. But if you want something like with a different spin on it, that's somewhat somewhat follows the beat-for-beat path of certain things, but doesn't completely go all the way, and then yeah, you check out these Mortal Kombat movies. They're not made to be accurate to the video games, they're made to go to the movies, entertain, entertain you for two hours, kick your feet up, and relax. That's what they're there for. They're not like it's not complicated, it's not like Sonic, where they're like, oh, we have to follow this certain roadmap for the fans. It's like Mario 2. And the ones that do do that are the most memorable. I mean, to be fair. The ones that are true to the source material. Yeah, but to be fair, and the ones that aren't are forgetted. Yeah, forgotten. Yeah, but to be fair, unlike unlike you, you're the Mortal Kombat fan. Me and John, or sorry, me and Ginger Beard aren't Mortal Kombat fans. We're we we're novice. Like we just play the games for fun. We're not really we're called um we're called um casuals. No, no, well that it's called we're called um stylent fans, you know? Because so for us, it's like the movie's fine, it's entertaining. No, no skin off my back. I thought the first one was fine. I didn't hate the first one. And to be fair, like I'm not a huge Mortal Kombat fan. Like, I like the I like playing them, but like my favorite is Mortal Kombat X because that's the most recent one, yeah. I mean, I really don't like Mortal Kombat X. I mean to be fair, to be fair, I don't like Mortal Kombat 2. No, like no offense, the cabinet sucks. I played that game. What on you know, the old cabinet one. Well, the original came. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's old, yeah. Yeah, but again, I don't like it. It's just like also, these games were made to entertain small children with like a fight on fight. You know, they didn't know there was a story. Well, I mean, they well, they it was uh I'm pretty sure I'm sure it was aimed for um change or anything. Well, it was aimed for teams, but like you remember that this is the series that inspired the ESRB rating system. I also like to point out, too, the only reason why it was inspired is because some asshole in an arcade showed a bunch of kids how to do the fucking fatalities because none of the kids knew that you could do fatalities. Yeah. Because it wasn't actually it was a hidden thing that only certain people knew about. Yeah, until you until you you you get it for home, you know. Well, yeah, no, until you demonstrate yeah how to do a fatality, and then kids were like doing it like left and right. Uh oh, yeah. Let's start X circle, uh I don't know, seriously. I mean, to be fair, like also this uh also I'm not a huge Call of Duty fan. Like he like out of the three of us, like I played the Call of Duty campaign one time and then I put the damn thing down and I'm done. I've only So you're playing maybe I am a big Call of Duty fan. I Yeah, you're not the hugest, though. No, I'm not the hugest. No, I can't take every single morsel, but yeah. Well, I've only I've only played Black Ops, so one and uh I've got a beat on buttons You played go you played my ghost. You you beat Yeah, yeah, with my help, you beat it. I played I played World at War, I played uh World War II, I played uh I played Call of Duty 2, World at War. Block Ops, Black Ops 2, Black Ops 3, Ghosts. Like it, I only played the campaigns. I once I played the paint once I finished campaigns, I put it down and I'm done. I play zombies every once in a while. We're on multiplayer, but other than that, that's probably it. Yeah, I can't play on lying because there's so many like pros out there. Uh you don't want to get yeah, you yeah, yeah. By the campers also. Yeah, yeah, you don't want to get shot off by a five-year-old. It's like in your ear thing, you're like, yeah, die, motherfucker. That's but that's the beauty of it. I'm going to teabag you, teabag, teabag, ha ha. Like, I'm like, you're dead. Thank you for that. Like, well, someone has to. That's the part of it. I remember one time, it was 2018, when they just added the original Modern Warfare 2 to backwards compatibility. Um I I get in a lobby, and I hear two guys arguing over what is considered a hard scope, and it honestly brought a tear to my eye. All right, we're done. It's like that's what I that's what we grew up on. All right. Talking about me. We're done. We're done. All right. Next up is the Skimmy Doo 2, uh, Monsters Unleash. Um Well, so uh so I watched it um like uh I think a week ago recently. Watch it like four months. I watched it like four months ago. Well, I watched it. Well you both watched it recently because you both watched it together. Yeah, yeah. Uh well, so I was trying to get what's I was trying to like um like like look at back to what could be two uh and I like it. I try I try and uh so this is what we're gonna call our classic rating uh for the for for classic movies. So um out of ten? Out of ten. All right. We might do the out of ten for marijuana movies, one out of two out of ten for the movie. Well, I'm saying this is our classic movies, so every now and then we'll do classic movies as a fun thing. Um, okay. One out of ten first give me two for me. Honestly, seven. Honestly, it's it's not great, but I still have fun. I enjoy it. It's funny, I like to laugh. I like some of the jokes still. It's a good time. Uh, you guys? I'm a seven too. I it was it was the same reasons. It was funny, I like to laugh. The right in the wrong tables was so right in the wrong tables. It's a classic, yeah. Yeah, that's a good line. Um, triggers aren't good with ropes, it's not a good line. No, no. I just I just always like daddy's like you want to pluck the feathers though. I like the part where the um they try they're trying to knock on the door of the headless. Oh no. Yeah, they get they get a trap in there, and they they see um a girl scout in Jehovah's Whitney's Jehovah's Witness in there. No, it's like have you heard the news? Yeah, there's cool. That was fun. That was good. That was a good scene. No. And then John we were watching John's like, oh, he committed a crime. They're kid they're kidding, just kidnapped them. Like, technically, no. Which one of you stole my toilet plunger? Yeah, yeah. Technically, no, because the voice did say, at five o'clock, the owner will be home to set you free. So it's not kidnapping. Well, no, it's not breaking air. Also, he he told him to go away, each one of them, and they still did the thing. So our Oriental was a savior. Jesus Christ. No, I like the part. No, I I like the cot. It's like cotton dude have to deal with me! The cotton candy club. And then like cotton candy club. No! I'll give you cavities. I like how they walk into um um the gang and like they're covered in a cotton cotton candy Scooby's wearing the coat. Alright. Like, um Well show the plain. Yeah, anyway. No, what? I wish you're the giant giant soda glob. Yeah, I was because I'm like seven, seven, seven, seven, all right. Yeah, so solid seven. Strong arms, yours. Uh seven for me. So we're you see when I you see, when I talk about live action adaptations that are true to the source material, Scooby-Doo is like at the top of the list for me. Dude, especially when it comes to when it comes to every character, especially Velma and Shaggy, they're exactly how I picture them. So hot Latina with a big with big Muslims. Well, technically she's Italian. Wow. Yeah, and she's Italian. Robot's no like? Hey, give me the gabba goo. Yeah, no, it's like as an actual Italian, go fuck yourself. No, it's like, no, but when you see her, you're when you see her. Are you just whatever race you decide to be? So like when you see her wearing the orange like jump suit, and then you see her boost, pop up. Oh, that was that was because you gotta go to the bathroom? No, I can't do this now. Crack me up. Oh, so the suit, if it it it kind of squeaking her, right? Yeah as it as a kid. I thought she part of it. Yeah, and there's that far truck. He's like, that wasn't me. That's a suit. And it makes the noise again, and she's like she's supposed to be like, I think she did fart just now. That was a suit. That was definitely a suit. Nah, and no, and like my other favorite moment is with the fucking skeletons. Oh yeah. They're funny. I think part of it. No, my. Oh, sorry. No, um I like the part. God damn it, Kyle. What? Alright, no, you go. Okay, I like the part, but why are the they're watching Scooby? Um I was thinking to a bad guy. Oh, the the Oh yeah, the bad the um Was it the lonely ghost? I think it's the lonely ghost. What's pretty clever because you know a little it's like it's like you're giving up the ghost, you know? I still like I still like the part where Scooby walks and says, I found clues! No, Scoob, just because you want something doesn't make it a clue. Wait a minute, Scooby! I we got a first clue! An actual clue. Yeah, no, that was funny. No, uh, no. No, my part, no, my favorite part is when Shaggy and Scooby get into that refrigerator and drink all the potions, and Scooby turns into the Tasmanian devil. I'm the Tasmanian revel. I'm the Tasmanian devil. What's that you turn into a girl? No, it's like fun fact that was actually one of the that was one of the extras on set that day. They just had And they see she had his head on top of her. I like it when she turned all. And then she's gonna be turned into a genius. Yeah, no. I just changes back. I wanna stay on this forever. I was like, that's so relatable. I feel you, dude. No, it's like it's like go go boom. Igo boom. Like people stupid and stuff. It's like egg go. My favorite mon okay, so favorite monsters. Let's do that. So okay. Um personally, my top two, because I they go in between the 10,000 volt ghost and the black knight. Yeah. They just like honestly, the black knight ghost look great. The 10,000 volt ghost looks like a fucking scary motherfucker. The part that pissed me off is I watched that scene. Uh we watched it with him, right? And the scene where uh Daphne gets shocked, she should be dead. No, no, I know it's 10,000 volts. Yeah, yeah. Well, but then but then but then I I figured she'd probably wearing a lot of r rubber around her, you know, maybe yeah. Right down there in that cooch spot. All the way down there, yeah. Like, like, like a I I don't know. I it's cartoon logic and like it's called movie lord. She's one of the main characters. They can't have her die. Right, yeah. So my favorite villains are the Tunnel Ghost, the Black Knight Ghost, and I give her a little mention real quick, the zombie. Oh yeah, the barper. Sir, sir! Alright, your favorite? They give me the stupid ones too. It doesn't matter. I like the kind of candy one. That's fine. You get you can like the con candy one. I like him. He's just he's he's he's un he he just unforgettable, you know. Personally, I love the personally, I like the tar monster. The other one is the tar monster, but only because I like I just love that where he's like like what are you doing? Scooby! Scooby, dooby, no, no, oh no. I think I think he freezes or something. Yeah, so alright, that's that's it, just the kind of candy blog? Yeah. No, yeah, like that, yeah. Alright, alright, Sharp, your favorite monster? Um I like the like the one that you know, shaggy and scoopy pants. Oh, you mean you mean You mean the zombie? Yeah, the zombie. Oh, he did. No, it's the Fire Fort Niner, take this! No, he takes this. Hey Daniel, we got some real gas. No, no, he's like also the Nighter 49er, not that fat and not that big. You know, you know, yeah. In the in the original part. Yeah. Oh, for the miner guy. Yeah, yeah. It's not that fat nor that big. I thought it was I forget if that was I thought it was um a pirate first. No, in the original, in the original um Scooby-Doo uh series, what's the name Scooby or uh Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? Is uh Nighter 49er is actually a short guy. He wears stilts. Yes. The one I the only other one I could get was probably the captain cutler those. Yeah, no, he is uh he's like he's like and is like um hey, I know that guy. I know him. It's like it's um I forget what his name is. He's like, oh dang it. Yeah, he's like he's like a really nice old man. Yeah, it is, yeah. Oh, Hank. Yeah, it's Hank, yeah. Yeah, Hank. Yeah, no, all right. Because he said um the catacomb he gets backed into the ocean, the river, he's like, oh the only ghost that I regret that we never see is Redbeard. They had a ship, and it all they had the redbeard ship, but didn't have Redbeard the pirate. That's such a fucking like I don't know why we didn't include him. I mean Well, you include the ship, like why not include him? Yeah, I mean for fuck's sakes. Is it copyright or something? No, it wasn't. It's not copyright. They probably just like it's okay if we just have the ship, right? I think so. It's like, no, it's not. You can't have the pirate without the pirate. Yeah, exactly. Same with Captain Color. Like, you had Captain Color. We all like everybody knows who he is. Yeah. The only one that that like the ones that we would like to have are the giggling green ghosts. Oh, that would have been terrifying. That would have been fucking awesome. The giggling green ghosts. The chain. Yeah, with the chain. Or the uh astronaut of ghosts. Oh, the the space. Space puke. Yeah. Yeah, Space Puke. I would love to have Space Puke. They don't they they like they tried to have so many different ghosts from different shows that it's like they probably picked the best ones, but in my opinion, the best ones are always in Scooby Doo. Where are you? Well, there are a few of them there, yeah. I mean they didn't even have the ghost clown, but look at the pretty coin. Oh, that would be that would have been dangerous. No, they didn't even have that one. Yeah, Jesus Christ. I mean, I guess some clowns are scary, but come on. I mean, like, so I guess that's the next one is like which ghost would you like to have seen in the live action show or the movie? Yeah, probably the ghost clown, the giggling green ghost, and probably the space booth. Yeah. How about the how about the um the Jaguar one? Jaguar. Jaguar, yeah. I mean, he was in Jaguaro. He was in the uh Samuel Chase movie. Yeah, but he yeah, again. You know what who else? I would say either own iron face or um the creeper. Creeper! They should have had creeper. He's like a classic. Everyone makes fun of creeper, creeper, yeah. Police that would have been that would have been a great joke. No, they didn't no, that would have been a great joke if they had the creeper and like a bl like a hot blonde, like just in her underwear, like like and then creep. Yes, but like this. No, no, no, no. That would have been the best. That would have been one L but joke. It comes out the hand printer on Facebook, please carry panties. I was gonna say it was another long year. No, no, it's over now. Yes. Okay, uh um, well, I was gonna say uh uh so comes out. Hold on, Mark on uh saying my name. So then that would have been funny. Yeah, dude. Maybe you just say it's dead. Uh yeah, all right. Your yours, any monsters you would have liked to see strong arms? Um you're not. Oh. Probably the cotton candy monster. Oh, you saw the cotton candy monster. What the fu You saw the monster. He was in the movie. Okay, uh any class any classic monster that they didn't show in the movie would you have liked to see? Uh the vampire girls. Oh, hex girls. No, they're not monsters. No, they could have been in the museum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they could. Imagine the witch's ghost. Uh I was going to say vampires, but they're like the rock stars. They're sexy goth chicks. Yeah, with vampire teeth. You thought oh wait, you you thought close enough. You thought what they were like ghosts? I say ghosts, I said vampires. You thought they were vampires? Well, one's a wiccan. Yeah. Like a wicked witch? No, she's a Wiccan. Like uh Wiccan. It's like a witch, witches and Wiccans are different. Like Wiccans were like natural, they were like natural, like herberists and like it's a therapy religion as well. Yeah, it's a therapy religion. Whereas witches are more like evil, like listen to Satan. Like Wiccans were about nature and like telling healing people. It's actually where our tarot cards come from. Yeah, okay. Interesting. It's like gypsies too. Like they're gypsies could be classified as uh part Wick Wicca? Yeah, part Wicken. Alright, next up. Uh whatever whatever your movie is. Captain Ron. Ron, yeah. You want to go start or only two? Um I'll start out. I'll save this one out. No, no, you can listen a lot. We can talk. Yeah, we talk. Um, I have no input. And a 10 review? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Five. Six. Okay. I was expecting um You were expecting more, weren't you? I was, yeah. I if I knew if I knew just a a family of comedy, uh one people said, uh, can we watch Toy Story instead? But I agree. But yeah, uh I like uh I do like um a cur a curr Russell's um um role. I mean I mean he played a good um he played a l He played a a cop man or something? No, he's an actual captain, but he's not good at his job. He's like an amateur Yeah, his actual motto in this movie is if we get lost, we're gonna pull it somewhere and ask for directions on the high ocean on the high seas. There was like some nudity in there. What I'm surprised. I mean like you saw I'm not. You saw the tits in there. Uh uh it's not that's actually not surprising because tits aren't as tits aren't as nearly as shocking as like the crotch shot. Like if you actually saw front puss this I mean full frontal, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like tits are more uh Well we can use those for maybe he's feeding. Well tits are well tits are well now in Well mostly in the way I understand it, you can either have tits or pushy shot. Well, for some r reasonable tits push outs are now in uh pushes are in movies now. Well not PG 13 anymore. Well they're not supposed to be. Yeah, well I just uh was saying this as what uh I saw on uh what on the ring? PG. What's the capture on Raiden? How old is it? From 199 I think 1990. Well probably PG 13. Because uh PG 13 was out at that point. Didn't tell you straight up. It did have a tele strip it telephone Wow Wow serious, bro. Yeah PG 13. Yeah, see, knew it. Make sense. Well that was in the 90s, you have to remember. They thought they thought teenage boys could handle boobs. Apparently not. I mean I mean, to be fair, we only see it for like what 0.5 seconds. Yeah, well still I mean, it's not like that anymore. Isn't that like isn't that like a horror movie where they're just out in the flopping around? Can't get out of here. Yeah, right. Uh so anyway, um, yeah. Um I mean, it was an okay um uh movie for what it is, you know. Film and comedy on a boat. Oh, okay. So, alright. No, I mean like sounds like it doesn't sound that great, to be honest with you. Yeah, i I mean I mean I was a little bit I mean I mean I was waiting for I was waiting for um mermaid or the you guys you guys hope so too. A mermaid a mermaid I know I know what what what movie it was. The question is, what kind of mermaid, top or bottom? Or a mermaid man. Mermaid I'm mermaid man in barble boy. That's me. Evil email. I've got pronouncing. You still gotta get you two in the costumes. You may guess the bride. That's what John that's what John says when he's having sex when he's having sex when he's having sex with a mermaid, he's just like Evil! Evil Where's the rest of you? The rest of you! Oh god. Uh John, I was talking about uh we did. Oh yeah? Okay, well the midget story didn't we talk about? Yeah, we talked about it. Yeah. So I forgot. Well, yeah, that's a good story. I actually do want to hear it on the car ride though. Yeah, I can try, I can play it. Okay. So yeah, I mean, I was I was disappointed in the movie. Okay, they didn't know I had too much. I had too much exputations currently. I just I'm sorry. Ever since he brought the mermaid thing, all I can think of is that is that joke for a family guy where it's Nick where it's Nickelodeon. No one's just like uh rescued. No, no, it's Nickelodeon. It's Nickelodeon. As ask your daughter who that chick on the TV is, and it quietly goes. Wait, how's it that from from the mermaid? Because I can think of it's H2O. Yeah. That or the little mermaid, but we don't we we just need to look at it. Yeah, I don't fuck. I don't fuck the little mermaid. You want to fuck the doll aerial? No. Adult aerial? Yeah. Doll aerial. Wait, you what? Like human human aerial? Yeah. Doll aerial? Doll. I thought you said doll, too. No, as a as if I was saying like human aerial. Okay. Wait, no, why say doll aerial then? I don't know. I mean the one with legs? Is she is she a is she a real doll? Yeah, she is. Well, she's a doll. I mean, as a as a human. He's a real boy. At Pinocchio, don't go there. Hey, look, uh we all know, we all know she did, we all know she did what Mr. Mosley did on Sweet Life and Zagger. Stink it legs! Sticky legs. I think it's called I think it's called Crazy Legs, isn't it? I think. Oh, whatever. It's it's whatever. It's funny. Crazy legs. Crazy legs. Yeah. And when uh he tells the boss, he taught her um crazy legs, he gives him the he's like, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Anyway, but but oh, so I think we're done with the Captain Ron. Yeah, there it is. Thank God. We'll do obsession and then we'll do the quick two episodes of screen. Okay. All right. Yeah. Um just go quick for obsession. So I saw obsession. Right, one out of ten, go. I'm gonna give it an eight. You're gonna give it an eight? Okay. Favorite scene? I'm gonna give it a favorite scene. Um, probably the date scene. Did you actually see it? Yes, I did. And you didn't like it? No, not at all. It was wasted on you. Okay. So it wasted on me. Yeah. Okay. I don't even know what it is. Um, it's like it's my favorite scene. It's probably the dinner. Yeah. Oh, so it's the date scene. Um, where he just mentions she just flips down on him. That's my favorite scene. Because it made me very uncomfortable. So I reminded of you, it's so it reminded you of something. Yes, it reminds me of when my mom says, like, shut up, the people are looking at us. I'm like, oh, now I get why my mom's so freaked out because I would be freaked out too in a scenario. Okay. Okay. So all right, to put things into perspective, um, the guy makes a wish that a girl he likes would like him, and then she completely flips into somewhat like imagine if one eye was a girl. That's not me, bro. I'm already there. I'm already in the phone. Because you get so damn close to people, you want to know everything they're doing. Okay, yeah, I'm but I'm not pissing myself when you leave the room, okay? Are you sure about that? Yes, I'm pretty sure. You're pretty sure. Did you piss yourself? No. No, did she piss herself? She pisses herself when he leaves to go to work. He's like, she just starts and just starts peeing. Oh, because when she's wolf waiting on him like a dog? It's it's not even her, it's an entity that's constructed from his wish. Yeah, uh is trapped inside. Her body in hell, basically. Alright, yeah. Okay. Um what I showed me uh a review. Um what a review? Like a um a recap video? It's more like a recap slash review. So as I um I saw the recap slash review, I thought the guy was uh sip. And oh yes, very much. I'm not very much I'm not really into um that kind of that kind of protagonist at all. I mean like Yeah, and you know, you wanna know the crazy part? He could have bagged her or the other girl who was already into him if he wasn't such a little bitch. No, I agree with that. No, I I totally agree with that. Wait, how is he like who who made him that way? Who raised him? Where's the parents? Yeah, his grandma die his grandma was parent because he lived with her, he lived with her, and then she died? Yeah, from cancer. And now he he he's all alone and then he wants He was all with a cat, and then the cat died from eating his grandmother's cancer pills. And then the uh entity fed him the cat. Yeah. Wait. Wait, he fed the guy? The cat? Yeah, basically grounded up grounded the meat of the cat up like chicken and gave it to him in a sandwich. It's fun. It gets really far down here. Oh, okay. Okay, let me let me just tell you my main problem with this movie. Besides the cat number one, like maybe it was intended that way, but it is the most cringe thing I've ever seen in my life. It wasn't that way. Okay, that's number one. But number two, and more importantly, it's so predictable that like I literally spent most of the movie waiting for it to end. And once you once he makes that phone call and he tells him like the witch goes away when he dies, like you already know how it's gonna end. So I'm just waiting for that. You're waiting for the kill himself or something? Yeah. I mean, to be fair, this doesn't sound like a movie I would actually watch. I I I would not recommend it. Save your 18 dollars? What? Yeah, save a part of your sanity. I just want to know why the hell did you give it an eight? Because I like the source material in the story. Oh, so what source material? Wait, and the what the the show is trying, the movie is trying to portray is past relationships with a with a hint of supernatural elements to it. It's added to it. That's a source? That's what the that's what it's trying to show. That's why I was when you say a source material. I think of um a novel or uh or a TV show. All I can understand is what you've told me. It's original. No, it just sounds like a simp being um making a wish and then getting away exactly what he wanted. No, no. No, he didn't get what he wanted because he got the he got the opposite of what he wanted. He got basically a person that was gonna fuck with him. Um did she feed him the cat after the cat died or after? Okay, I think that's uh that's a little isn't that dangerous? I mean very probably can be very it can be very dangerous if you don't prop if you don't properly clean clean and skewer the meat. Which I doubt she did. Most likely not. Because he's supernatural. Somehow he's revived. He's threw up immediately. Okay, good, good. I know it's also the movie relies too heavily on jump scares. I hate those, yeah. That is the cheapest scare tactic in a horror movie. I didn't see a lot of jump scares, but okay. Well, you never you have uh uh you remember dude, you love horror movies, so you're kind of immune to jump scares. Yeah, yeah, you are. So so but don't keep keep saying I wasn't scared. Well No, I was gonna say the atmosphere is what also got it for me too. Like there was some freak depression when she would move, like she would glitch. That's creeped the fuck out of me. Well yeah. I guess was you something. No, it's imagine like someone's moving, but their frame rates are dropping. Doug. Okay, yeah. There's this one scene where uh like him, the guy and his friend are talking in the back of the store, and Nikki's just like her face is on him the entire time, but it's blurred out. So you can't see her face, but her head is turned that way for the entire conversation that they're having. All right. So that's another very interesting movie. I'm glad I didn't. Don't go see it. And uh, this has been another fun reviews. This is something that we're gonna start doing from now on. So uh thanks again. And uh stay tuned. And this will be out every Monday. Stay tuned. Later. Oh, yeah.