Behind the Closet door

So in this episode of the podcast we start of with a lovely pizza conversation. We then get a little more into Hollywood and some troubling sights in the city and we end are show with not one but to story time with strong arms. So sit back relax and try not to be to serious for this episode. 

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We're ready. We're ready, y'all. What's up, world? It's the Campbell Podcast. I'm your host, Captain C. With me and always, we have the crew. We have one-eyed Josh. Army's how's it be? We got Ginger. There she close! Oh, and then we have strong arms. So, oh yeah. So, this is the normal episode. This is gonna be our normal episode. What? Is normal anymore. There's a lot of things there. For this pirate band, we don't even know anymore. For his contract band, a lot. Alright. So let's do the pizza conversation. Well, yeah, nice. So pizza conversation. I just I just um I tried Marcos for the first time. I did two, so for the first time, actually. What do you guys think? Eight out of ten solid pizza. 8.5, that's what I said. Yeah, yeah. He said eight and a half. So I think I said eight, right? Yeah, you say eight point five, eight, around there. Well, I well, I'll tell you this. Um Kevin Let's see who will agree with me. Um so far, um, is the best um McFast food uh pizza joint uh so far. I'm gonna ask you though, this over the McDonald's pizza? Yeah. Yeah. So this one over McDonald's, because we have the McDonald's pizza. I gotta um um taste it again. Yeah you gotta taste the McDonald's pizza because you can't really convince we only had like one we only had it one time. Yeah, in one week, right? So I mean you gotta have I'm telling you, that's better than fucking most places. So I agree. Most places that's better than is better than it's better than you think it's better than Tim McDonald's pizza or no? He's really thinking. I think they're tied. I say McDonald's has the edge. No, no, but remember, you had it cold. McDonald's pizza was cold. That one we had warm. Um okay, so far from warmness, I'm I'm getting this one. But for cold pizza, I would have to give it back to you tomorrow when I eat that for a slice. Yeah. But for right now, for warm pizza, that was good. Well, you know, because like um when you compare it to like little Caesars, because little Caesars, the only time little Caesars is really good is when it's warm. When it's hot and ready. Yeah, when it's hot and ready. Cheeser, cheeser, pepperoni, cheeser. That's when the that's the only time that's the only time it's good. Uh Domino sucks ass. It was It was King back in the day. It was. Back in the day, it was king. But even I was making Pizza Hut King. Well, well, I mean, I've had plenty of Domino's on bass. Well, what Domino's um a great enough to make a mascot. So it was great enough to make a mascot. It was great enough to be in Teen Angrian Ninja Turtles, the movie. Yeah. So I mean, it and like my dad said, my even my dad said, back in the day, Domino's was good. Like really good. Back in the day. And but then you said you said it changed the recipe. They changed the recipe, yes. Most pizza places change the recipe, they tweak it, and whatever they did to Domino's just threw it off a cliff. They basically like, this isn't pizza, and then they just started. I remember pizza for when Halloween used to be dominoes, and that used to be great. Pizza sucks, by the way. Okay, now it does, but back in the day it didn't. Back in the day, you wait for the cinnamon sticks. And the reading program. I think so, yeah. The cinnamon sticks. And the reading program. No, the waste. The was ever if you read like five books in the year, you get like a your own personal pan pizza. I think I remember the. Our school had a little something like that. But uh yeah, but yeah. I think a pair now today, um, a parrot. I give that four. Yeah, yeah. But pizza nowadays, I wanna eat I wanna eat, I wanna even go in there to wet my ass. So your shit. And then like I said, Papa John's, like Papa John's was good back in the early 2000s. And I sound it's it's something off nowadays. Like it just does like it doesn't taste right. I had it, I had it back in um middle school. What days? What they were serving in the cafeteria? Yeah, they did that in Duncan. Duncan too, yeah. Yeah, we got a Duncan. We used to have pizza from the outside. They used to give us actual food rather than the garbage that they served at the fucking cafeteria lines. Oh god. If you're good, you get actual food. I'm not gonna talk about my most cool too. As children, we would be in a line. There would be like a line for the Papa John's. It would only be so much. They knew it. They knew they knew they only could do so much. Alright, I'll just say it. I my school order from restaurants, so like when we had pizza. Oh, good for you. Oh, you oh good for you. That's so horrible. I want to talk about it. Nobody asks. I want to talk about it. So what? What's your point? I want to shut up now. Please. Yeah, wrench bags. I went to a private school for wearing disability kids. You were privileged, it seemed like. Yes, very privileged. She went there too. But leave her out of it, please. I mean, I mean, okay. Your point? I don't know. I think she's special, is that what you're saying? Are you saying she's batshit? Because I don't think that. Yeah. I didn't say she was bad shit. I think she's perfect. Yeah. You just oh man. You call her disabled. You heartless man. You are horrible. You are a horrible future husband. You can't even say I'm just trying to think. No, I can't. I love you, my love. No, anyway. So no, no. Domino's four. Pizza Hut, three. Well today. Today, yeah. Yeah, if if they decide to like uh, well, what I doubt. If you decide to like untweak it, back to uh basics. Well, by the time they untweak it, they'll there will be no Pizza Hut left. So true, yeah. So literally it's Pizza Hut's like the payphones and blockbusters of the pat of the pre of the past. They're like, but you see one out. Oh, that's someone forgot to claim that shit. Papa John's six. It's a six. Uh-huh. Now it is. It's a six. It was a nine. It was long. Yeah, but now it is, it's a six. That top six. Hell yeah. That's an eight and a half. Yeah. All right. So you want to talk because you've been you've been itchy. Okay, well, you know, there was this one uh chain up in Michigan called uh Jets Pizza. But, you know, their specialty was like deep dish, you know, Detroit style. Yeah, Detroit deep dish. But yeah, but they did have like a lunch special where you get like half a deep dish pizza and a bottle like soda for five dollars. So like I'd go there twice a week on my lunch break. No, you get a bottle, so like a bottle, not a two-liter. Yeah, and then there was this other one was actually called uh Green Lantern. Green Lantern. And that one was actually pretty good. And the only reason I know this because like our like our boss just went out and ordered us a bunch of like Green Lantern pizza, like 10 bucks of like pizza, deep dish, breadsticks, the works, you name it. And in the back of my mind, I'm just like, oh shit. This shit whenever like my military like my military instinct kicks in to where like when they give us pizza and shit like this, you know we're gonna be in the shit. Yeah. Get down! No, literally. No, but uh, no, I'm gonna be honest. Uh what happened? Uh okay. So this pizza place in Key West, Angelinas. What? Amazing. Nice. I think that's my favorite. That's my favorite. That's fine. I don't know. I still prefer like uh like mom and pop type pizza place. Same, same, same. We're having this debate because Ginger Beard loves fast food pizza. Because when we ain't one eye, whenever we wanted to get pizza, we would try and go to like an actual pizza place. Uh just some pizza. The Giovanni's. Giovanni's or whatever. Just a pizza. Well, I I would go to a place called um Pete's Supreme Pizza. Yeah, we had that. Yeah, Salernos. You haven't had Salernos pizza yet, have you? No, I've been to Pete's with you, though. Yeah, it's pretty good. Salernos is pretty good. Uh um I had recently. You know what? The the the pizza joint my dad. What was that? Like, my dad nice order from Excuse you? I'm talking. Sorry, sorry, talking to me, sorry. Anyway, um chamilles. Camellies. They had those square pizzas. No, those are like squares. Nope, they can go up. I'm not fan of that. Yeah, I hate how a little bad. No, it's it's like actual pizza. It's just cut in, like it's just made into a square and cut in squares. You know what I mean? And that's like my childhood right there. Well, here was something crazy. My parents, um, well, they tried a pizza in Sicily. They hated us. So that's because it's name, it's actual it's actual Italian pizza. I mean pizza. Yeah. It's not like New York pizza. It's not American style, because America knows how to make pizza. Even the Italians would say that. I think we have improved it, I think. We have. Although, best place to get pasta, Italy. Oh, Italy's the best. Italy's the best place to get pasta. I will I will say this right now. The only time I've ever had a food gasm from something I ate was in Italy and I had spaghetti. Oh, it's so funny. Come on. Oh fuck you, no. Oh, yeah, you had food spaghetti. Was Rachel there when you had it? No, this was in high school. Well, was he was she jealous of pizza? Maybe. Did she look at it funny? Did she have did she go if did she go to the bedroom and say that? No, no, no, no, no. Did she go to the bedroom and say, he's Spider-Man? He's Spider-Man. No, no. Did she go? Is she going to have a towel? That's like a pizza. Is she is she where is it? Oh my god, it's like, hungry. Um I spent thank you. Sorry to hang out. Sorry, sorry. No, the the pizza joke got me. Sorry. Sorry, I don't eat Parmesan. Yeah. Woo! I don't eat Parmesan, that was good. Sorry, there's too much my sauce on you. Too much of a sauce. No, it would be um, no, it wouldn't be marinara. It would be um Alfredo. Yeah. If it's marinara, the sound wrong. Oh god, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so let's move on from let's move on from dirty talk. Yeah, well let's go with pizza discussion. No, I mean for now, anyway. I mean for now, for now, dirty talk is for now. No, the uh no, I mean I would always choose I would always choose mom and pop pizza joints first, personally, because I feel like I in my opinion, Mama Pop pizzas, there's something about them where like like they're made with like love and things like that. It just did just taste they're all homemade. Yeah. I'm gonna say nothing. They have to compete with the big chains so they don't the extra mile with the pizza, okay? I'm sorry, I just came up with this. Yeah, this should be. You get what you pay for. Yeah, this should be a family guy skit where it's like Peter is talking about a mom pop me's like, yeah, you like that, don't you? As I need to do. What the fuck are you doing? I'm doing I'm doing what you never what the f what do to me. This is how you do it. This is how you make it how you make love to it. No, but uh no. I mean, yeah, I mean for a fast food joint, that's best. No, around here, that's best. That's around here, that's best. Yeah. I mean, like, I mean, I would honestly like the only pizza place that I know that was really good is my father's joint, which is uh um Graziano's. Up in State? Yeah. No, no, no, no. Up in Charleston's. Oh. It's made by an actual Italian, it was made by an Italian man. Guy came over from Italy, but you learned how to make American pizza. Dude knew how to make pizza. I mean, he made his homemade sauce, really good. Sauce is where it was at. I mean, holy shit. Guy knew he's done. I was Italy. Italy does a lot of it's a lot of seafood pizza. Oh, that wouldn't even sound right. How do you even uh I mean it depends on where you are though? You know what? We've come to it, we've we've come to it. We finally had to come to it. Finally. Let's discuss pineapple pizza. It's a sin. It should not exist. It's a disgrace. It's a disgrace, it's a sin. I'm looking at it. You like it. Yeah, and you like pineapple, you What is wrong with you? Well, well, it's his one eye we're talking about here. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, he used to be fat. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Wait, what do you mean used to be? I lost 60 fucking pounds. Go fuck yourself. I'm at Yeah, add five. Yeah, I lost I lost like a pen or a pen or one. Oh no, I looked in a bow. I mean, to be fair, I look pretty good for myself. I think you do too, yeah. So no. I'm gonna be honest with you. I think pineapple pizza is okay. Now, I get it. Not everyone likes it. That's fine. I'm gonna be honest. I hate it, dude. It shouldn't exist. No, the my favorite shirt I sent you is the one where the pineapple is like shhh shh shh. That's the best. Nobody has to know. No. The pizza looks so terrifying. It was about to get raped. No pineapple. Look, the thing when I did it in in Hawaii, it it was a mistake. I it was a mistake. You were just so sweet and juicy, yeah. This is fucked. Okay, no. Let's go. Let me go. No, it's a pe it's a pizza saying that to the pineapple, and then on the and then on the couch is a fucking sausage. Because this is that's how Hawaiians are. Where are we? Yeah, yeah. You gone. Oh yeah, I'm better one. What? No, what we did wrong, we did was wrong. Says, but you didn't seem to mind. Yeah, baby. You didn't seem to mind, says the Canadian bacon. Oh that's another, that's another sin. Canadian bacon. It's just ham. It's that's what it is. It's just circle ham. Bacon is like strip and crispy. It's crispy and delicious. Hell yeah. Bacon is awesome. Pam is just ham. Americans just know how to make food. We just do. We know how to make the best. Oh, we're a collection of cultures, you know. Yeah, we just know how to make we know how to make the best donuts. We have the best burgers. Yeah, good. Hey, getting along, that's all. No, we're pretty good at getting along. Well, it's just our media wants to make it sound like we don't. Yeah, they like drama, right? Well, that brings us into the Kevin Hart roast. I think we can just go right to that. Because uh Yeah, so over Mother's Day, the Kevin Hart roast happened um on Netflix. I only saw highlights and I only watched the comedians because they're only they're the only thing that's worth watching. Uh celebrities, I don't think, can do roasts because the minute they say a roast, then right after they say, hey, I didn't write it. Yeah, hey, I didn't write it. I'm only an actor, that's all. No, no, I didn't write it. It's like, dude, shut up. Like, stop, like, a roast is a roast. Just eat it. I mean, I understand uh being afraid of offending people. Get over it. I know. Well, yo, it's supposed to be offensive. That's what roasts are. They're supposed to be offensive. It's like if you've ever if you've never been, if you've never like heard locker room talk, which is what most guys you do when we roast each other, that's locker room talk. Yeah. Yeah, no, that's what it is. It's like, and the sad truth of the matter is the one that really pissed me off is um, what's her name? She's that she's that blonde woman. She was on that trip. She was on that roast. Blond, she was white. That's like half around it down. I mean, I mean, is it is it Amy Keller? It was not her. It was um Kathy Griffith? Yes, her, Kathy Griffith. Oh my god, I guess. Yeah, she was on the roast. Uh she uh she called Shane Gullis a Nazi. Wait, what? Yeah, she called Shane Gullis a Nazi, uh racist, bigot, um, sexist. Uh she called Tony um trying to remember. She's a really good roaster, uh, Tony. He said the George Floyd shit. No. So okay. Dude, eh? Just we're just uh trying to like a she's an idiot. Well, yeah, well, she's an idiot, but uh well I'm thinking like is it is a Kevin Hart roast and Tony Heachcliffe. Tony Heachcliffe Heachcliffe? Heach Cliff, yes. I don't know if that is at all. Well you but you don't watch roasts. He usually does roasts. Yeah, really, yeah. I mean I mean I mean I mean I hardly ever watch um accounting stuff. Like I don't know why I'll like you should. It's pretty fun. They're pretty good, and they're very brilliant. Only two comedians actually um wrote their own jokes. They only they wrote their own jokes. Uh Big J Okusin, yeah, who is friends with Kevin Hart. Yeah. And then um Kathy Williams. Kat Williams. No, not Kat Williams. Kathy Williams. Hey, Kat Williams' daughter? I don't see Kathy Williams. No, she's an older uh black woman from the 70s. So Okay, what about Jeff Ross? Was he there? He was there and he did not write his own roasts. Uh he had writers. You see, yeah, I hate like uh I hate well now. Forest, um rehearsed, like writing, you know? Well, that's the thing, that's the thing about roasts, is that some comedians are very good at writing roasts, and then also like with the roast of Kevin Hart, you could clearly tell none of these comedians knew each other. So realistically, like it's kind of hard to roast someone when you really don't know them, and you're kind of like, well, I don't know how not to offend them because I don't know what's off limits, I don't know what so I need writers. Is it gonna is it gonna be offended by saying this stuff or that stuff? Well, yeah, that's why that's why they have writers because the writers basically either know the comedians or they interview the people and they get an idea of what they want, and then they just start making jokes about it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Imagining that um um getting uh defensive or uh saying a joke, like, hey, hey, is I'm saying what was written. Well, that's what that that's what they kept doing. They kept saying, hey, I didn't write this, hey, I didn't write this. They kept saying that. And it's just like you're ruining the show by doing that. No one cares. Like no one cares if you write it or didn't write it, you fucking said it. Yeah. That's the point. Okay, okay. Well, how do we do this then? Best comedy central roast of all time. Oh, it's easy. I got a few. Oh yeah. Okay. Roast of Charlie Sheen. Um the bottom sorry you were saying what? Go ahead. Oh, the roast of uh John Stewart. John's. Okay. Well, as a football fan, I quite enjoyed the roast of Tom Brady. Yeah, but that was with football players, and they actually know how to roast. And just and they got plenty of uh Aaron Hernandez jokes in there too. Well, that's the point. The locker room will talk, right? Yeah, that's what roasts are, the locker room talk. So it was easy for them. It was actually natural for them to talk and bullshit with each other. That's what athletes uh talk to each other. Well, you know what? Tom Brady had the best, I think, one of the best uh punches in Kevin Hart's roast. He roast Kathy, um, what's her name? Kathy, uh no no he said, um, hey, it's great to see all of you. It's nice to see um uh what's that comedian's name? Um she's uh kind of kill me because I know her name very well. Is it a fat it's the fat girl? No, it's not a fat girl. It's she's a blonde skinny. Um she sucks a lot of dick. She was on the she was on the Tom Brady one. Female. What's the name? Hold on. Uh oh, okay. Oh why isn't she? Kevin Hart is 65, weighs 65 pounds, 85 after the rise. Oh, I isn't she wait, was she in um what's her name? Tana Ink or no? Was she the elf girl? Oh, thanks. Yeah, who cares? Oh no, she's a and this is my this is her old age, a slut. Yeah, she's a she's a well-known slut. Yeah. She's a funny slut. Yeah, I know. Very funny slut. No, uh, so Tom Brady said, it's great to see Nick. Uh she says, uh, you said uh Nicky Glazer, you let yourself go. Oh, right. Oh, right. That's uh Kathy uh whatever it is. Griffith Griffith. It's got a Griffin hand, like Kathy Griffith. Um she has red hair. Oh, never mind. It's a blonde. It's another K. Comedian. Dude, I don't listen to this is how this is how this is how you know I don't listen to women comedians. Start with a K. Shit. Hang on. I need some like okay, um Kate McKinnon? No. Catherine Ryan? No. Or Chelsea Cook's way too much. No. My gun, who who are you talking about? Like I'm trying to figure out. Dude, I'm telling, dude, I'm telling you, I don't listen to female. Like I don't listen to female comedians. This is how Chelsea Handler? Yeah, it was her. Chelsea Handler. Chelsea Handler, sorry. And and the Kate and also Chelsea Handler, she's a bitch. The Chelsea Handler. This is how this is how like this is how I don't listen to female comedians. It's not because I don't think they're not all funny. It's like some of them, like most of them, most of them I call hypocrites because like they'll say nasty, racist shit to get to the top, and then they'll immediately call people out for being racist or bigots and things like that. It's like, bitch, you said the same fucking thing to get to the top. The one thing about Family that I truly enjoy is the Lives of Schillinger, and that's about it. I mean, Nikki Kleitcher's pretty good. She's funny. She's not, I mean, she's not horrible. She's just a whore. Yeah, I mean, I watched Harrison's special, it was alright, but I don't like Amy Schuler, and I'll be honest. No, fuck Amy Schuler. I don't like Amy Schumer? Schumer. Schuler. Schuler Schumer, I don't give a shit. She fucking sucks. Shoo, shoe, or Schuler. Well, it's like um what's his name? It's like uh it's like some of the comedians that I like. Like uh Joe Rogan. I don't think he's funny at all. He's not a new comedian. He he sucks at comedy. Like he's the he's like one of the worst comedians I've ever like I've watched the Joe Rogan stand-up special on Netflix, did not laugh a single time. I thought it was I thought it was just a talk show host. You are you no, he's not just a talk show host, he's also a stand-up comedian. He's supposed to be, right? He's supposed to be. He's rather poor at it. I'm not gonna lie. I sat there the entire time and then just like every moment every other moment was like, I'm supposed to laugh. Sorry, I didn't think that was fun. Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you. I guarantee you, if you if the camera was pointing at the crowd, it there would be no laughter. I think it's laugh track. Yeah, I think so too. It'd just be the cricket. Yeah, it's just a cricket noise. That's that's that being said. Well, no, because these are. You beat me to it, Kyle. No, but he's like, he's he's very well known because he in the 90s, like one of the things in black rooms, like in black stand-up rooms, is like comedians would fuck a stool. And they would demonstrate how they'd fuck a girl by fucking the stool. No, I know. I mean, that's uh I mean that's silly. Yeah, it's fucking amazing. It's silly, but like trying to watch. Yeah, but like Joe Rogan was a notable stool fucker. And I think the only reason why you got last is because the way you fucked the stool was basically he did the worm. Yeah. Not kidding. I'm not kidding. That's why you push your kid. That's pretty much the worm as he fucked the stool. Hey baby, you want to see my new sex move? It's fine. Go the worm. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, where you going? Hey, nah. Where you going? No, but uh, yeah, I honestly. Yeah, I think he sucks. To be honest with you, I like stand-up, but there are times where like certain comedians where I'm like, yeah, they're funny on podcasts, but they really can't do stand-up for whatever reason. For whatever reason. Dan Soder, not one of those comedians. He's actually really funny at stand-up. I've seen a lot of his stand-up clips. They make me laugh. Big J. Okerson, another one. Very funny at stand-up. Um, a lot of the New Yorkers. I'm sorry, Big J. Ogerson's joke on that, on that puttrose was the greatest one ever. Oh, the Keith Robinson one where he's like, he's like, no, he's like, uh Big J. Okerson, he's the he's the bonfire. He said, uh, he said, you know, you know Keith, you know Keith Robinson, our mentor, the late great Keith Robinson, and it basically and then Keith Robinson was in angel wings and it says died. Yeah. It's like everyone's laughing. He's like, he's still alive. What? He's still alive. Well, I guess he died to me. You got famous. You got famous, and then Keith in the fucking crowd. Because that's a level of petty you just don't see every day. I I get that. Keith was in the fucking crowd. Keith Robinson was in the front row and they panned to him, and he's like I wouldn't see that. Yeah, it was really funny. My other favorite one, he's like, I'm still, you know, Kevin Hart, my best friend. You know, for I knew Kevin Hart five years before he got famous. I don't know famous Kevin Hart. Kevin, famous Kevin Hart, I'm still waiting for he still hasn't read 67 of my text messages. Even the one where I said, hey Kevin, thanks for letting me be on the roast. Unread. What is this? I I can't you have yourself pay attention, idiot. Dude, dude, he's really good when he wants to dig people. You know, I I I hate that um like the common um uh you know uh um belief that um if I just if I use the people are the saddest. I I never got that. Well no, Big Jackson is not sad at all. He's actually you know no, he smells he's fine in himself. Same with Dan Soda. But comedy does come from a tragic very tragic or dark place, yeah. Very dark place because you you know, but it's not all comedians, like there are people that do well, yeah. Like you have like blue-collar comedy, which is like basically clean, like clean comedy. Like they don't get as dirty or they don't get as fucked up. Yeah, yeah. That's what they call blue collar comedy, so it's like very clean. But yeah, no, I uh yeah, I think that's about it for me. Well, overall, wasn't it good on the rust? I mean, I mean it was gay. I mean, it wasn't the best I've seen better. Was that again or no? I'd watch the comedians again. Yeah, I have no interest in watching the famous people. I mean, the only one that did any good was Tom Brady, but like like again, locked rooms, not really. Well, no, but like a locker room, like he's you know, he knows how to roast you. Yeah, actors modelling. Actors are fucking pussies because they're told what to say a lot. Yeah, I mean Draymond Green was pretty funny. Is he an athlete? Yeah, he's a he's a basketball boy. Oh, you see, yeah. Draymond Ring. Yeah, well, he was pretty funny. Can roast, you know. Actors actors are or pop singers or well, because they have a career that they need to protect and save. Comedians don't really need to protect their career because they're paid to talk and be funny. Yeah, yeah. It's what they're paid to do. So it's like, in reality, I think most roasts should be nothing but comedians. Or like like strong arms would say, athletes. Because they know how to make roasts and they don't really have a career to protect. Because they already have millions of dollars, and comedians they get paid to be funny, so it doesn't really, you know. Okay, you know what? I was gonna say, if there's any celebrity that hasn't been roasted yet that I've been waiting on, Adam Sandler. He would take he he'd take it. Adam Sandler with Chris Rock as the master of ceremony. I would love it. Gone. Okay. Gone. I would say Eddie Murphy. Um who would be the master of ceremony? Go on. Pedro Pascal, there. Shit. Pedro Pascal Rose? Rose head, yeah. Shit. Like oh, I can't think you're right. Um Pedro Pascal. I don't know who would I honestly I don't know who would ceremony that. Probably some gay comedian from California. Yeah, probably. Um Kevin Hart. Bill Burr probably would do it. No, the roast of Bon Burr. Okay, I'll love. No, you meant uh, I think a roast of Bobur, though, is what I'm saying. Oh, okay. Alright, you want my bottom? Yeah, I'm done. Alright. Yeah. This topic is rant, of course. Alright then. Okay, so next we're gonna talk about the Hollywood transgender epidemic. Oh, we're just flaming Hollywood today, aren't we? Yeah. Owen knows what they did. I want to start making fucks and hurt her kids. Oh, dude. Oh mean terrible mom? Yeah, you mean you mean abusive mom who has three transgender sons that are daughters now, that are daughters now? No, they're it's they're not, they're not sons or daughters, they're ints. That makes no sense to have three kids back to back to back be trans. No, it does not. No, that that has to be abuse. I understand like do the kids want to be trans or no? No, no, they they don't really have a choice because when you're when you're born, and from the minute you're born, your mom puts you in girls' clothes and girls' clothes and girls' clothes and girls' clothes. Do you really think that you're going to be right in the head? I mean, I know you wanted a a girl. I get that, but dude, it's it's fucked up. It is it's fucked up that all three of them are trans. Makes no fucking sense. Maybe one of them. One for one is fine. Hell, one can be gay. Yeah. But all three of them being trans, the odds of that are like completely astrophysical. Yeah. I mean, like, I mean, how old are they? One is like, one is like probably now, probably maybe seven. Oh, there's one who there's one that's middle school age now. And then there's one that's probably just under that, probably like maybe 10 or 10 or 11, so almost middle school. I'm pretty sure they get picked on school, right? I mean, oh for sure. There ain't no way they're not getting bullied, bro. There ain't no way. Also, they go to private school, so let's be honest. They probably aren't, because it's private school. They probably get they're getting bullied, they probably get a phone call home immediately. Pretty much. So it's like they're they're in the every kid is you need to go to sensitivity training. What's like doing wait? His son, trance. Magic Johnson, his son, trans, also WNBA player. Like, what? Huh? You know Magic Johnson? Yeah, the guy with AIDS. Yeah, the guy with MADC. Yeah, yeah, the guy with AIDS, yeah. His son, trans, also WNBA player. He's in the Women's Basketball League. No disrespect to Magic Johnson, due to the legend. But with the guy with AIDS, I was expecting something with his kids. I'm pretty sure pretty sure it's I'm pretty sure it spread to his head. Most likely. I mean, he's taking regular treatments. I don't know if it's spread through his head, but maybe he just actually actually your kids don't get I don't think your kids are bored with AIDS. I think it's more of um and I'm saying uh I'm saying um magic. Okay, I've also based in his head. Oh, he uh disowned it. Oh, his son? Yeah, he disowned it. Okay, no, no, no, no. They're not close at all. Oh, I thought he uh he improved it the uh he disowned it. Oh yeah, he called it I think the I think the proper language is uh he ate my faggot. My son died. The minute you put on that dress. Oh no, the the minute you you you started with the operation. True and kill my son. I'm just surprised none of Michael Jordan's kids are trans. With how watch it. What don't fix it, I guess? Don't finish that joke. Don't finish that joke. I'll finish that joke. Wait, hold on. What? I'm just surprised that nobody that Michael Jordan's kids weren't trans. Oh wait, his dad got murdered. Wait. I don't know how it's a joke. Wait, well, well, his dad. Yeah, I don't get it either. His dad? Look at racial. So the joke is this to become famous, you have to sacrifice someone in your family. For Dwayne Wade, that was his son. For Maggie for Magic Johnson, that was his son. For Michael Jordan, that was his dad. Okay. Well, so I've so anyone out there says, well, what about Kobe? That was Kobe. That was Kobe himself. He he didn't he uh he he abused hims himself. I mean, his okay, okay. Well he killed well, he ended up dead in a helicopter crash, so maybe he didn't want to give up anybody. I don't know. I mean, I don't believe in that conspiracy. I don't believe in that conspiracy shit. I just like I think that it's something in Hollywood. I do believe in one conspiracy, and that's and it's facing more of the music industry. What? And that is that if one all rappers are gay? No, but one-hit wonders are one-hit wonders because they refuse to sell their soul. Well, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, I thought you were gonna say all rappers take it up the ass. Well, they mostly do nowadays, yeah. Yeah, nowadays. I'm pretty sure they don't their knees have to uh you know. Yeah, they gotta suck it. Yeah, they gotta suck it. Yeah, yeah, well, suck it. Look, it's called look, they gotta blow hey, look, they gotta get their buttholes broken in. It's it's okay. It's all natural. You wanna be a rapper, don't you? Well, your black has been. Well, you gotta remember Kodak Black did go to prison. You hear me? Uh here. Look, no, no, no. Just so just so, just yeah, just so there's not enough, you know, him breaking it up, him actually seeing you so he can actually see that you're about to talk, we'll probably stop that. Alright, well, uh, I'm gonna say probably the same, I probably have Selena Gomez what got in. Selena Gomez? I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you, would fuck. So so would I and she's got some nice powds. Also, um, I'm gonna say something. They also got David. Who? The rapper who kicked back the 15-year-old and oh are they spelled with a four in his name? Yeah, that guy. Yeah, well. What about them? Let's I I keep hearing about him. What about he's going to the chair, I think. Maybe the chair? Why? What do you think? Was he like what? You cannot like what, 14-year-olds? He cannot the 15-year-old after she said she was gonna expose their relationship and then murder her. Okay, whatever. They found her lifeless body in his trunk of his car. Anyway, back to Hollywood before we move on. I didn't need a question. I I didn't know it's alright. It's alright. Sorry, I was curious about it. But like, no, I think I don't know. I think it's gotta be something in those schools where all their kids go to school. I but I think I blame all the state. Okay, for well, I blame that too, but I think it's something to do with their liberal schools that they owe. Well, I mean, well, didn't well, but the um what's that would get like uh in trouble for something? I hope so, because I really don't want him to be the president. Because uh well when well I heard the Nick Sh one Chirley is uh he uh keeping exposing uh a him, I think. Well no, there are like dude, every single Democrat state has fraud. That's that is that well uh also Republican states have fraud too. Well yeah, and yeah. Like that's the sad truth. Republican states and Democrat states have fraud. Just don't know how much. And in California, it's a lot. It's a lot of fraud. Okay. What are you are you bored? This happens. No, it's like no, but there's something in those, it's there's something in those schools because I think it's that it's like, no, you're not, no, you're not gay. You're you're just upset because you feel like you're a girl. No, you're not a tomboy. You just like you like tough shit because you're a boy. That's gaslighting her there. That's what they're doing. Yeah. I hate that. Gaslighting's just No, back in the day, girls used to be tomboys. My cousin was a tomboy. My mom's a tomboy. My mom's a tomboy. My mom was a country girl. Like, they now they would call her they would call her gay or a boy. Um it's like in the 20 or something. Your mom's a southern your mom's a southern bell. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I say southern bell. She's not she's not a tomboy. Southern bells are like um princesses. Well, well, she's well, well, she plants um flowers. Well, so I guess that's LC does. Yeah. I think what she ever um oh no, well, she did how bell farm. Well, you're a kid. Uh well, no, North Carolina, so yeah, no, but in no, but in the other eight, I don't know, it's it's just kind of stupid that they all think this way, you know. It's that truth of the matter is more and more people are coming out detransitioning than are trans because they realize that oh, I didn't feel like a boy, I still don't feel right. Even though I'm a girl, or even though I'm a boy, I still don't feel right. I feel worse. Because you were never trans to begin with. Yeah, you had mental problems that needed to be actually diagnosed by proper psychiatrists that don't have an agenda. Um, I I just don't understand why you would change yourself or just to feel better, you know. Well, because there are some people who genuinely have that problem who Yeah, no, if I it's called body dysphormia. Body dysphormia. Yeah. I'll say this. Uh to go from a man to a woman, that takes balls. It does. And and uh and a horse. No, I can't answer this now. I was I was going to mention something else, but uh certain rule that's certain hot dog no. Hey look, wait, look. My when my one coworker asked me, like, what would you do if your kid was trans, like, would you help him? You mean like hold him down and cut off his dick? Hell no. That one's. I mean, I mean I'd get the I mean I'd get the axe out to scare him. Hey, hey, wanna be wanna be a girl? No, I'd be tears. No, literally, I would do that. I would literally put the axe on the table and just be like, alright, unzip your pants. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. Maybe you can't. Okay. No, no. And I'd be like. I'd like to see the mom. A shotgun. I have no son. I would do the same thing if my kid came in and he said that I'd give it to his mom. If he's like, hey dad, I got hey dad, mom, I got a girl pregnant, and I just put the axe on the table. You know what to do, honey. You know what to do. No, I love my penis. It got me in so much trouble during your during during your high school year. Not again. Yeah, no, it'd be really fucking funny just to watch. I don't know. I don't well look, I don't care. Like I said, you can be whatever you want to be. It's your body. I don't give a fuck. If you want, if you think you're trans, funny. If you you're gay, straight, whatever. It's one of those hot topics. Hey. Most the most most of the people avoid, you know. Hey, that's what America is about. Um, where a man can eat, drink, and be merry. True. True. You were saying? I was gonna say that if for me, I don't care if you're trans, gay or something, for at least especially for trans people, I'm not gonna reinforce your physical image and your belief. If you if I've known you since you were a dude, I'm of course I'll use your change of name, but when I'm referring to you to people, I'm gonna use what you used to be. Because you can change here, you can't change yourselves. You mean you mean you can't change your DNA. Yeah. Or your brain. So I mean, honestly, to be fair, like I don't I don't blame, because I've seen certain fathers at my store when they have their daughters or even their sons, mostly their daughters, they won't let their daughters go in when they see a transgender going to the bathroom. They're literally like and go into like a family bathroom. Yeah, they'll take her to the family bathroom because they're like, nope. Not happening. Well, it's like, well, no, I'm not gonna allow my daughter to go in there with possibly a a fully not fully transformed man. Yeah. So he still has his wiener and stuff like that. It it it's just so confusing and well, it's here's my thing. This is my topic when I say it. Teachers should leave politics out of the classroom and just teach the kids what they're supposed to learn. We don't need to know, like it's like it's like we don't need to know about Christian shit, we don't need to know about trans shit. Just teach them what they need to know. I saw I saw this video of uh a student recording a substitute teacher who's like the trans and she's like it it uh show all the kids is um um uh a chart of pronouns. And and uh all those dudes has a question, um so uh which so which bathroom do you go in? And they're like, um I am not I don't I'm not okay well uh telling you my bathroom secrets or or something like that. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna cut you off. Yeah, yeah, you go. Okay. Uh if I was in that class and they showed my brother pronouns and zem or whatever it is. Dude, I've seen dude, I've seen videos where they made the transgender substitute run out crying. No, I know. I would be one of those kids. I would be like I mean I saw the video where the kids all said fag it. Fag it. I would do the same shit. I would say she was running out crying, you could hear it, fag it. Was that was that original school? No, it was high school. Low key, I'm gonna say this now. High school kids do not give a shit about your fucking pronouns. If a teacher did that to us now, or hell, if a teacher did it to my kid, I will I'll give my kid free reign and go up to that teacher and say, zip zit zem are not real pronouns. Grow the fuck up. I would not let my kid do that. Number one, you're dealing with the mentally you're dealing with a mentally unstable person. That kid might get stabbed. A kid with a teacher brings a knife to school? Come on. Nowadays with the schools, at least in Florida. Dude, in Florida, they bring guns. That's kind of Yeah, they do. They bring guns to school. My dad even said that they bring guns to school. Teachers do? Yeah, they bring guns to school. Never mind then. Yeah, that's why I said you would let your kid walk up to the game. Oh, come on. Do you think a tran. Do you think a tranny would know how to use a gun? No, but he would know how to stab him. Other than their gun? No, they would know how to stab. That is for fun. Yeah, it's my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fun. No, but I think they would know how to stab a bitch. Maybe. What? I think they would know how to stab someone. Maybe if they're too gay, they might they might slap it. You mean stab or stab? What do you believe just? Well, they stab my kid. They're going to jail for statutory ring. Yeah, and you're yeah, and then we're all gonna look at you and be like, I bet you're regretting telling your kid to walk up to a teacher. Maybe. I just I just uh I'm glad enough school. I'm glad not to I'm glad, but I'm like gonna be honest with you. If I ever have kids that says if I ever have kids, I'm gonna basically set if I see if I walk into the classroom, there's a tran there's like a trans flag up and everything. I'm just gonna look at my life and say, we're homeschooling. Yeah, we're homeschooling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're homeschooling. If it's a high school thing, you're going out of that class right now. Okay, watch it. Well, you're not gonna fucking pull them out of the high school. Yeah, the pulling out of the class. Yeah, yeah, that's that's all you need to do. But we're homeschool. Well, yeah, we're homeschooling, we don't need this shit. Yeah, if if this is what is what your school you're reduced to that. I don't need to explain because I don't want I don't want to have to explain to them. I was like, why is my teacher teaching us these? Because your teacher doesn't have fucking penis. Yeah, okay. Any more? That is true. Usually that is true. Yeah. They usually are virgins. Sad, poor pathetic virgins. I mean, I mean, I don't know, I mean you don't understand that nobody can if you're a trans and you're like, you know what, I'm gonna be a teacher. You're gonna be a teacher. You know what you're right, you're right, Gingerbear. Transgender shouldn't be allowed to be teachers poor teachers. That should be discriminated. That that should be what we discriminate against. Letting them be teachers. I say, I say it will it's justified these days. It didn't justify it. You can work at Walmart, you can work anywhere else, just not teaching your Walmart, right? Yeah, you can work at Walmart, we don't care. Yeah. Hell, if you want, you can go blow truck drivers off the screen. Can we move on, please? Yeah, we can move. Hey, you'll blend right in with the rest of the lizards. Just go to Loves on Lamar Avenue in Memphis, Tennessee. Alright. That's a notorious place. Alright, next up. Skibi do? I mean, uh, if you want to do a skimming episodes we can do real quick. Because we didn't get to them. Well, so I watched um uh You watched the Werewolf. And the um and the witch and the zombie. Yeah, the witch which witch is which. Which is which witch is which? Yeah, which witch is which. And then um, when we heard when I heard which witch, as it for our first time he mentioned it, I thought he was talking about the output trap. This is the Scooby-Doo, yeah. The Sammy Trap. No, and then um uh and then uh the werewolf. I forget the name of the episode. It's something werewolf. I guess Boy Cry Werewolf. I guess I think it's the Void Cry Werewolf, I guess. I don't know. I guess I'm guessing. Honestly, if they were if they were to redo these episodes, it would not be what we thought it was. Well, I mean, what these in the uh 20 well 20s maybe I don't know. Well in 2020 is it would be they're stealing livestock. Yeah, but also in the original one, look it's not really good worth going to jail. You didn't really do it. No, it would be if he's stealing livestock. Yeah. In the original movie, you didn't really shearing. Yeah. But he's but that's also can be considered illegal because you're stealing the farmer's profits. Yeah. Yeah, so that's still illegal. And uh and st and we're saying if uh if the episode was like pre-made on the day, I think it would be uh still like a whole a livestock. It would be more stealing livestock and then selling on the black market. And and and and blame it on wolf wolves, you know, because like well no, you blame it, no, you blame it on the like the reason why the werewolf is in the area would be more of like it's a haunting. Like they they hear wolf cries every night, and then somebody sees the werewolf. They think it's a wolf, but they see the thing. So it's it's more of like it's an urban legend. Right. Like the urban, like the werewolf of like blah blah blah. A few risk wolf. Yeah, like that. You're welcome. No, but uh no, but um, no, I still think uh I think the witch witch is witch holds up much better because it's actually a bank ropping episode. Indeed. Yeah, and the person who um who gives the gang um information is actually yeah, is the witch and the zombie. They're both uh Zed and um forget the other guy's name. But Zed, it's Louisiana. You can tell it's Louisiana. And um and uh and uh apparently they're um LGBT. Yeah, they're gay. Well, but I can uh let's appreciate that. Let's appreciate that. In 1968. Yeah, very much so. Yeah, they're the question is which one took it? That's the question. I say it's the uh point the winch. I don't know if you put the winch. I say it was I say it was the um a shorter one. So Zed. Yeah. Okay. Makes sense. I love I love um Oshaki's um the skies. The legs like or um uh sugar spice, everything's nice. That's what little girls are made of the cobwebs, uh or zombies are made of. I I liked what happened with um the scene with the zombie. Here you go, ugly, buy yourself with them. I love how they're fighting over uh a broom. It's like, oh no, ha! We win! Like if the uh Mrs. Goodwork and they fall down to the water. Yeah, that was hilarious. That was that was pretty funny. No, it was funny. It was funny. So yeah, I could yeah, but they had uh Scooby Doo at the time was pretty was pretty great, you know. Like well, you also see how dark it was, too. Yeah, it wasn't that yes, it had comedy, but it was not like the first season did not have any music compared to the second season. It had music, yeah. So you can see like where they wanted to go for that show. All right, so that's it. I guess so. Yeah, it's been uh it's been an hour almost. Yeah, so next up is the um, let's see. What's your list? Oh, can I see your list? Uh sure, sure. Because I think we can do one more before we do story time. Okay. Right? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Okay. Did we ever do which villain should or should not have bombs on the suicide squad? So, uh um, I'm never gonna discuss um We're gonna discuss which suicide squad villain didn't deserve to have a bomb in their head. There. Yes. Um my opinion, um El Diablo. You say El Diablo? Oh yeah. I mean she uh Are we going movie or comic book? Oh, uh oh, I guess I I guess um like uh like original? Like an origin Yeah, like what are we doing? Are we going movie or are we going any villain who what who has been depicted in the Suicide Squad? So far, uh for the only villains I know are uh Boomerang, uh Dead Shot, um Sh um King Sh, um Harley Quinn, uh Joker. What's he Oh, he was in the uh well he was in the movie, he wasn't in the squad. Uh Dead yeah, uh Captain Boomerang. I I say uh Boomerang is deserved it. He seems a little Killer Frost. Yeah. Oh Killer Frost. She's deserved it. She's a murderer. Oh yeah, well she um killer. Okay, I got mine. Alright, go. Killer croc. He you think he deserved it? No. I think he just did what he had to do, being part man, part crocodile, and a fan of BT. Yeah. Um my opinion Brawl's tiger. Brawl's tiger. Well, no, you shouldn't have had that. King Shark. You say King Shark. Really? King Shark didn't deserve the bomb in the head. Well, I mean, he might uh he probably um he he probably ate people because he was hungry. I assume, because I would assume he's a man eater. Isn't isn't that like having a dog each or something? You're like so toxic stupid. But she didn't accuse any of us of stealing it. Well I'll talk about the folks. We had to pause again. All right, where where were we on the suicide squad villain thing? I forgot because of a certain someone. So let's see. Um honestly personally Diablo. You said Diablo. I'm Diablo, yeah. You said Well, I didn't say I said who deserved it is um who wait, are we saying who did did deserve it or did not? No, I said who deserved it. I said who deserved it. Captain Boomerang deserved. Killer Frost deserved. Joker? Jokers are not part of the business one ever, so you can't I wouldn't put Joker in the Suicide Squad because I would be scared that he would figure out a way to deactivate it or like not kick it like a way to deactivate it, remember? Or till like Jurassic World. He remembered where the chip was put in, and then like tampers with it. Yeah. I but he did. He deactivated Harley's uh thing. He did the movie, yes. Uh I was thinking of uh Joker probably um would kill the teammates. Joker would kill a man at Waller and then like before she would even blow up his thing because she would be sitting there gloating, and then Joker would just and just shoot her in the head. You can't press nobody now once you're dead. Yeah, once you're dead, can't be able to do it. I would have hugged her and said, Alright. Wait. Oh no. Either that, no, it would be his no, it would be her girlfriend. He had the girlfriend with him. No, no, Amanda Wallard's girlfriend. Whatever. I thought she was gay. I thought Amanda Wallard was gay. I thought she had uh a husband and uh the kids who died. But uh I mean she Well in the movie I think she's supposed to be a lesbian. What do you know? What do you know? Uh I'm confused. Well she has a daughter, so I don't know if she um a peace and peace and oh I forgot that that fat bitch is her daughter. I um I I'll be honest, I mean I like it. She's too nice, she's too nice to be Amanda Wallard's kid. Yeah, no. I agree. Um No, I mean, personally, in the comic books, Mara Waller doesn't have kids. She's actually, I don't even think she's married. In the comic books. Well she had a husband and kids who died or somehow. I forgot. Yeah, so they're dead. So she hasn't she has no family. Yeah, she's low. She has no family. That's why it doesn't make any like it would only make sense if like Joker threatens someone that she loves, but she has no one that she loves because they're all dead. So again, let's face it. That no, again, but that would be Joker had to be in the same room as her. And I don't think see, that's the thing about Mara Waller. That's the thing about Mara Waller. She is very smart, she would not put Joker in the same room as her. If she was gonna put a bomb inside Joker's head, he she'd be like in another state. I'll be honest with Joker, if she's if she's threatening to kill the Joker, um, I'm pretty sure. Batman would be awesome with it. Well, yeah, um, I wouldn't say um I'm pretty sure he would uh probably ultimately hurt by saying uh alright, you kill him again. I guess you won't I guess you won't get get your artifacts back. Well, wait, I found them by the way. Yeah, I found it. Uh so well I get I get them dead. I'm waiting. I think Joker, no. Either Joker does that or I no, Joker's too smart. I think he brought I think he I think he destroyed the chip. Yeah. I think he actually would. I think he's too smart to be put in that situation because one, he is a character of chaos. Yeah. So he would thrive on that. So he like he would, as he's doing the job, he would always be testing out how to deactivate it or what's the right thing. He would be messing with it too much. And then and then when it comes time for like she he finally pissed her off and off, or like he's gone fire, he's like, and they're right in front of you. Well no, the only time that he would do that is when he knows it works. Yeah, no, I know that's what I'm saying. She's like, okay, press the button, do it. I dare you. Something like that. And then she presses it, and then nothing happens. And then the smile just I know, I know. He goes, Oh, oh god, oh I'm still here. Oh. No. You're fucked now. I feel like you would do this. You go, oh, oh, and then as he's like and he just throws the knife and kills one of the guards, and he's like, Looks like I'm still here. And I'm coming for you, bitch. I feel like you would say that. Yeah. No, but no, no, Joker wouldn't be giving the chip uh because of reasons. Also, I think Batman would just not allow it to happen. No, Batman, I don't think Batman would. Care. That's the thing. Batman doesn't seem to give a shit about the Joker because, again, in the comic books, he let the Joker die. True. So I don't think Batman would care. That's the thing. Like, people say, like, oh no, Batman would never let someone kill the Joker. No, I think Batman in the comic books would totally allow someone to kill the Joker. He's done it before. Like, Joker has been mortally wounded and Batman won't save him. I'm confused about um his um um about um okay in the end in the other parking, he claimed um um uh they wanna know what's really funny? Well done. I still would save you, and then that was like really no, they don't know that they don't know the Batman from the comic books. The Batman in the comic books would never save the Joker. Oh, you mean the any of the Arkham? Yeah, in the Arkham City, but no, in the right. No, he wouldn't have saved it from the in the comic books. What do you think we're talking about? He's but he he's zoning out. Yeah, he's zoning out. Okay, sorry. It's because of her. Yeah. Alright. Yeah, we're getting off topic anyway. No, so we're getting off topic. So no, Harley Quinn, I don't think, deserved the bomb in her head, but I think she did good work when she had it. So yeah, I guess so, but she was like kinda like on Elise, you know. I mean, like, I mean, you would say that about Deadshot, because Deadshot did everything that they asked. Because um he You wanted to see his daughter. Yeah, uh in the movie, yeah. And I think um in the comics he was the same thing, or yeah, he has a daughter in the comics. I don't know how old she is. Well, I mean well, yeah, I see I see uh dead uh on that really um caring about for the bottom of his head. No, he wouldn't care at the bottom of his head because as long as the man of war is happy, he'll you know. I don't think the bronze tiger deserved the bomb in the head. I don't think Diablo deserved the bomb in the head. I don't think um Killer Croc deserved it, because Killer Croc to me doesn't really do anything. No, he's not really like he's not really a menace. He's just uh I I I say he's a victim of his uh Yeah, the victim of circumstance. And I would say the same thing for King Shark. Well I guess well King Shar Shark is it Is he supposed to be a little well like a mutant god or something? He's a mutation. He's a mutant I thought it was the son of a god or something. I think I don't know. The comics are so weird because he don't there's different origin stories from different universes. I fucking hate that. Well that's what I'm saying, like that's why I said I think he's I think originally he's a mutant. Yeah. Then they made him a son of a god, but I don't like I don't think he does I mean he's he's but he according to the um the two like recent uh um uh iterations of Tsunar Squad, apparently he's uh supposed supposed to be um some Hawaiian uh like his name is Hawaiian. Oh is a Hawaii I don't care. But I love how how he is in um in the Sunday Squad movies He's like he's talking to the walkie talkie is like that. Okay, first off, reverse first off, reverse flash, yes. Oh for sure. Oh yeah Clayface, no. Well you can't kill Clayface. Clayface is all clay. Again, mutation. Well, toothface is not that useful. Well you can't do it to Toothface, because like Toothface like fucking has to have a fucking coin to make his decision, so yeah. Well, he's got a split well, I mean the coin. That's the thing about the coin. Firefly? Red No, Firefly, hell no. Hell fucking no. You have deserved uh Obama's head? No, well, no. Depends on which Firefly. The girl. The girl, no. Yeah, as I think. No, she hasn't. The one from Gotham, which actually doesn't exist in the comic books. Okay. No, uh, no, I don't know. I mean I would say Mr. Freeze, but I really don't think Mr. Freeze I don't think you would end up in the Suez Nasquar to begin with, has he ever? In the Young Justice, yes. Well, I mean, they need uh the team he's a he's an ice trip person sometimes, right? And uh yeah, well they had him in the Young Justice as part of Man of Squalor Men of Waller's prisons. Squalor. Whatever. Yeah, squalor. No, I I don't know. Mr. Freeze, sure. He should be, I guess I don't even think you can control Mr. Freeze because Miss No, you could control Mr. Freeze because if you had Nora his wife, he would fucking do everything. He wouldn't even need to put a bomb in his head. He would do anything that you had, because you have Nora. Um, who's um Who's the one that um absorbs your power by touching you or something else? Parasite? I think so. Polka Dot Man. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you saying he deserves Bombers deck? No, I don't think so. Uh oh, oh sorry, I forgot that's a topic. To be fair, no, to be fair, if you're gonna say if all of Batman's rogue gallery, I think Harley Quinn Ivy. Ivy well no, I don't live I don't know about poison ivy, really. She's one of those ones where I don't think you draw a trust her because I feel like a plant would be able to disarm it, yeah. Yeah, to disarm it. So I don't think I trust her. Mr. Freeze, I wouldn't trust because he's completely frozen. You could it would probably freeze the membrane of the fucking, yeah. Yeah, so you wouldn't be able to do that. True. Plus, taking him out of his cryogenic suit just to put the chest. That wouldn't it wouldn't work. It wouldn't work. You would kill him in the process. Yeah, so you wouldn't be able to do it. Um That's true. I guess you could do Firefly, but he would be a I think he'd be a risk. I guess you could you could do King Moth. Well, Cheetah. Cheetah's Wonder Woman. Yeah, but I think um I don't think I don't know about Cheetah. Also, isn't Cheetah like um Themiscarin? She's genetically enhanced. It I mean, it depends on the writer. I mean she's Mama. Let's be honest here. Lex Luthor deserves the chip in his hand. Oh yes, indeed. Well well, yeah. I mean I doubt he would uh well I mean I doubt he would uh I mean I don't know how him and the mineral waller, I mean I don't know if uh actually they get along different Actually they get along quite well. Him and the Minal Waller. When they come when he's president, yeah. Well they get along very well because she hates Superman. Yeah. Like really hates Superman. That's how you that's how you get along. I ain't the same I ain't the same person, apparently. She also hates all the superheroes. She thinks having superheroes makes the government weak. Well, the military weak. Well, I mean the government. Well she has well she has a pointing. I guess, but superheroes don't take on countries' problems, they only take on civilian problems. So in reality, like Superman doesn't really do like there, yes, there are comic books where Superman actually does interfere with military work, and then there are comic books where he doesn't. Because he's like, I'm not a military person. Like, it's not my it's not my area. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, uh um the uh target you think what do you have um Thunderbolts if they have bombs? Wait, what? Marvel, not uh uh in Marvel? Or should they have bombs? No. Okay. I don't think anyone should have bombs. First off, gay people do things because they have a bomb in their head is wrong. If you're forcing someone to give me against their will, otherwise we'll blow them their head off. Yeah, that's wrong. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I I mean uh I guess they think they're expendable. Uh dude, it's hot in here. It is on. I'll I'll lower it though. Oh, all right, thank you. Because it's hot. I have jeans, so yeah, that's a difference. I have jeans though. Alright. So yeah. I think I think that's enough. I don't I don't think we have much left with this topic. Because realistically, we've just came we just did an entire circle back to no one should have bombs in their heads. Yeah. You wanna check out the lantern trailer? Did you see the trailer? Not yet. I mean, I can talk about it. Did anyone see the trailer? What lantern now? Yeah, yeah, we'll try it now. Okay. Should I pause it or? No, you can leave it on. Alright. Alright, I'll see what happens, huh? Okay, uh lanterns. I mean, it's gonna What? Uh, this is gonna turn into a big thing. Uh what? That we're gonna spend too much time on. You got 41 minutes. Dr. S. We're probably gonna do the uh Yeah, you got 40 minutes, so relax. Yeah, we'll do the trailer and then we'll do your story, and then we're pretty much done. All right. It's uh it's a I don't like it. They took they took too many liberties on the Green Lantern or I mean that's not even green. I don't like it. I I I hate it because they make they make Hal Jordan seem like he's a criminal and shouldn't own the ring. Yeah, no. You just saw in that trailer alone, they make him seem like he's a criminal. Like he prints the ring for money. Like John Stears said, did you just count did you use the ring to counterfeit money? Technically, it was a counterfeit, though. We used his imagination to make money, which is technically counterfeit. Yeah, it I mean, I guess they're trying to make a real they're trying to. Also, that wouldn't work because the rain only makes you only makes um machines. No, not machine. No. Let us speak, man. It only makes like uh what's that word? Um like 3D images of things. Like it doesn't it it's not real, they're not real images. Like the rain can't make money, it can only like make copies of things. So technically he is making counterfeit. It technically, the minute he walks out that door, the money goes away. Yeah. So he still owes the tab. Yeah, but I guess I guess they put a writer on it that has no idea how the Green Lantern thing works, and that's what they came up with. The only way I can see it this being done is if it's a dissolution pal Jordan. Well, that doesn't mean I mean it says he's been doing it for a long time. Yeah, so it could be the soldier. But here's the problem they're making it seem like Jon Stewart's going to take his ring from him. Yeah, and I mean I don't know. I just I'm just being uh I'm just it's the way the trailer is. I know they rented him sorry, once. No, you're being keeping it, but I'm not they um there I I I'm surprised um who they got for Jon Stewart. I mean, like that's the voice of Gapasa in the uh in the like there's some fully that's great. I mean I don't I don't think they no I I like what I like the cast for Jon Stewart, but my problem is is that it seems like because I I'm so confused because it sounds like he has a reign of his own. Because in the beginning he's like, how'd you know how you get that ring? Because it sounds like he has a ring of his own, but then later in the trailer, it sounds like he's supposed to take how Jordan's reign. Well, like uh replacem or something. Yeah, yeah. So it makes no sense. Maybe he's talking to someone else in that ep in that episode, but that probably is a good thing. Yeah, but the way the trailer is structured. Yes, structured. Yeah. Yeah. Uh yeah, the trailer uh was a little um um honestly abstract. Well, that was it really confusing. It is, yeah. It's very um I'm gonna say fractured, you know, because Well, the fucked up part is that like when you're someone who knows about like I'm not a huge fan of the Green Lanterns, but I know a lot about them. I watched them uh uh as a as a kid watching uh Justice Late, you know? Yeah, but I know a lot about the Green Lanterns. I used to I watched their movies, their cartoon movies, I read their comic books somewhat. I don't think so. I've read I read their fucking biggest thing, Blackest Night. Greatest. It's one of the greatest things. So yeah, no, I know the Green Lanterns core. Number one, John's number one, Al Jordan is named one of the greatest Green Lanterns for a reason in the story. In Can, yeah. In Canada, he's one of the greatest Green Lanterns in the story. In that trailer, it makes it sound like he's a criminal. Yeah, also the the kid bringing up Are You Afraid to make it's gotta be the Sinestral Core. Yeah, he's gonna make Jordan, I think, yeah, at some point. Because it looked how? Because it looked like in one scene there's a scene in space. He's wearing a Sinestral core outfit. It looked like it, yeah. First and second. I I think I think I think that's shot different. I think that they put that as a like a misdirect? Yes. A shock value, I guess. No, it's a misdirect because the way the because the whole thing is woke garbage. That entire trailer is woke garbage because the way they shot, the way that they put the trailer together makes it seem like how Stewart or Hal Stewart and John or what Jordan and John Stewart are gonna fight. Yeah, possession of the Green Lantern ring. It does, yeah. It makes it seem like they're gonna do that. And then like the thing about Do You Fear Parallax. It's Parallax. Who's that? That's the Mangerville in the world. That's the uh that's the that's the um the entity that's inside the Yellow Lantern rings. Yeah, okay. Uh Hal Jordan becomes parallax. It's really dark comic book uh where Hal Jordan murders all the Green Lanterns. So I think he might become Parallax in this one. I think it might Okay Okay, I'm starting to think that might happen because Honestly, with all that fair shit, it has to be that. Yeah, yeah. Um Strong Arms. Hey, Strong Arms, what? Oh is he muted? No, no, you I'm here. The camera's like up to his um the shed or something. That was uh Diddy, what do you think? I don't even think you heard the trailer. Um did you hear the trailer? Based on what based on your description, I could care less. See? Yeah, I mean it just I'm getting tired of these CEO trying to tweak stuff, you know. Just stop making the damn thing woke for fuck's sake. Just stop. Alright. How Hal Jordan and Jon Stewart were good friends. Friends, yeah. Yeah, Jon Stewart is literally his first apprentice, because Hal Jordan mentors him. I mean, if I mean I mean, I wouldn't I wouldn't like to if the trailer if the trailer um showed Hal as um as a in a mentor role. Well see, that's what I think it should be. Also, what really is fucked up is it make Jon Stewart, who is an army, right? Like he's an army guy, yeah, that they've only shown him as an army guy. They it sounds to me like they're making Hal Jordan just a normal fuck, even though he's Air Force. It's supposed to be um, I I guess you're supposed what to make us believe he's gonna retire because of his old age, I guess. I don't think, dude, it's a stupid trailer. It's really stupid. It's completely and utterly dumb wolf garbage. He turned him into Luke Skywalker in the uh sequel. Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. That was that was the worst mentor. I I they're not there yet. Unless he throws the ring, then they're there. Yeah. I think what's gonna happen is he's gonna turn into parallax, they're gonna fight. They're gonna fight twice. Uh it's gonna Jon Stewart's gonna take the ring from Hal, then Hal's gonna get parallaxed, and then they're gonna fight again, and then whatever. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart's gonna win. Because he's a good guy. Obviously. Yeah, I mean, come on, he's gonna win. Actually, no, he loses because yellow beats green. Yeah, fear beats help. Oh shit. Yeah, yellow beats yellow. That's how why do you think? No, no, why do you think how Jordan in the story killed all those Green Lanterns? He he had the one thing that they're weak to. Yeah. Fear. Yeah. And yellow. Yeah. I love how this. I mean, it's the original Green Lantern, it's what that beats him. I mean, to be fair, remember, remember, remember in the um All-Star Batman, how Batman defeats Green Lantern. He paints the entire room yellow. Even him. No, he even himself and Rob, and he says, and he's a Batman, what are you doing? Yellow! You pay for this! I got you. I beat you. He kicks and then he beats up Green Lantern for no fucking. I hate that Batman. Everyone hates All-Star Batman because there's no fucking story. Yeah. When they finally have a story, it ends and it's canceled. Like, Joker is walking downstairs, and the last issue is Joker about to go do something, and then it ends there, and you're like, What? Is he a little? Is he your my head? He can pronounce um the comic is like it's just Robin I'll tell you the story from his point of view. And uh What's Robin though? Because it's not Dick Grayson. Dick Grayson would have a pleasant experience with Batman. So Tim Drake? Or Jason Todd? No. Wait, who is an L Shark diamond? It's supposed to be Dick Grayson. But in most like interactions with Dick Grayson, Batman and him have a very good relationship. Well, I mean, on I mean, um I mean In that universe, sure, it's Robin's point of view. But he did but remember, in the beginning of the uh in the beginning of the All Star Batman, there was no Robin. Robin doesn't come into play till I in the middle. So it can't be from his point of view. Yeah, it's called Bat Might. Yeah, he probably uh he probably You know what? I'll bet Bat Might was a ps Are you bored? No, I'm just taking a deep breath. Okay, uh um anyway, I think the And let's do it. It is now time for Drumroll Please story time with the incredible, the unbelievable strong arm. He's bushing for some reason. No, he's paused. And now he's done. Now he's gone. I've been there the whole time. Listening to you two idiots. What's your story, Strong Arm? Alright, well, I got this. I picked this one just for you, Gingerbeard. Yeah. What the fuck? Alright. This one comes from R slash Confessions. It is a story. We already know what this is gonna be about. Alright. It goes. I used to bully kids for being gay in high school when I was secretly having gay sex and when I was HIV positive, I lied and said that I tried heroin to cover up the fact that I got HIV from gay sex. See? You weren't you wanted to talk about gay guys, did you, Beard? Did I? Yeah. I said, hey guys, you would have a gay stuff. I said that. Is that what you're saying? You said you want more stories like the gay case, and those are your exact words. I don't think I said that. I s I said it was I said it was a funny story. Is that the whole story? The whole shit, bro. Okay, that's here. No, that's it. Alright. Okay. This was uh hell no. This was uh early to mid 2000s when I was in high school. I was a sort of cool kid in high school. I played sports, I went to parties, all that kind of stuff. Ah, I was also a bully. I was also a bully, not an extreme bully like you might see on television, but I definitely teased kids a lot, especially for for being feminine or gay. All my friends did it and I definitely took part in it. But the thing is, I was bisexual. I wouldn't call myself gay because I definitely enjoy having sex with girls, but not as much as I enjoy it with men. I used to drive to New York City with my friend and go to gay bars and have sex with men. I had a fake idea and everything to get into the bars. Nobody knew I did this except my small group of friends in New York. And they weren't even really my friends in that sense. They were just sort of people that I went to go find guys to hook up with. I knew I couldn't keep it a secret from my parents or anyone else, so I decided to tell my parents that I had HIV, and I got it because I tried injecting heroin. Of course, no track marks, but the excuse was that I only did it four times and then quit. Of course, I told my doctor that I got it from gay sex, but I told him to keep that secret from my parents. My friends in in school never suspected I was gay. They fully accepted the heroin excuse. Well, I thought it was bisexual. It fit very well with my story up to that point. I had torn my ACL and got painkillers, and they knew I was taking them, so I just lied instead. I got addicted to them and eventually decided to try heroin. I was also doing loads of other drugs, coke, pills, Xanax, etc. So it wasn't totally out of the norm. My friends were obviously my friends were obviously saddened. They thought I was going to die, but luckily I'm still alive today. The weirdest thing, even after my diagnosis, I still continue to bully gay kids at my school. I was such an unbelievably shitty person. Even after the death-defying change in my life, I didn't really fully come to terms with the fact that I was homosexual until my early 20s. And I never came out of the closet fully to my family and friends. Is it over? Yes. How is there any of that the story uh sorry to talk still? I'm sorry. Stay calm. Also, also is also part of the story is is mean. The gay stuff or the heroine stuff. No, the heroin thing was just a cover up. I know, but uh He's asking what specific part of the story is basically streams him. But he said the story reminds you of him, or is for him. No, I said I picked the story for him. It just uh because he wanted because he was fascinated by gay culture. Right. Not because of um Not because he was the most intertaining of all my other stories. I mean to be fair, this one's pretty fucked up. So he boyed a kid, he boyed a gay kid at school. Uh turns out he was gay. And HIV positive. Well, he only got HIV positive because he took it up the ass. Yeah. I thought I thought he was bisexual. That's what we that's what he said. He said it was bisexual. And then he's then he came out as gay. So so which is it? Shit. I think he was gay. Yeah. Okay, well. I'm gonna I'm gonna say something. This this panel administration me, I bully gay kids and it only gets worse. I still bullied them. Yeah! After finding out I was gay and I had a terminal. Honestly, I thought he was gonna be. I actually thought it was gonna be something where he bullied them, he bullied them, he bullied them, and then he forced one to suck his dick? No, I mean forced one down on the bed and then annually raped him. Just to show them that he was dominant. Yeah. Wait. Where did you get that conclusion? Because he kept saying it was a bully, and then he bullied the kid. So I'm just assuming like, well, he's already bullying the gay kid, so I mean. Why not bully them one? Are you saying why not rape him? No, no, why not bully them by fucking He was bullying kids for being gay while B himself was closeted gay? That reminds me of the self. And uh he sucked Butter's dick dick and uh he he called him the game. And then he shows friends and they're like Actually now Butters sucked Eric's dick. I thought uh Eric sucked his dick and uh you thought how make him gay because he's stupid. No, in the Sopranos we learned that you have to be pitching, not receiving. Yeah, not catcher. That's how we know how that's how we know what gay is. Son of a bitch! I gotta stand in the high. Yeah, no. No, I'm gonna be honest with you. This whole entire story, he sounds like a bottom. He probably is bottom. Well, that's a house DV H I V. That's true. He was a bottom. So, um how everybody how do you read how did how did um all the comments? I actually do want to know what the comments are. Yeah, yeah, what are the comments? See the comments. Okay. Wouldn't it have been easier to lie and say to get HIV from heterosex? Ew, gay. Yeah, I mean I'm pretty sure I pretty sure the girls can have the dizzy as if. Honestly, my comment would be fag gonna fag. What? I didn't hear that. Fag gonna fag. That's my comment. No dad, you want a fag? Sure, I'll take a fag. Yeah, I love it. There you are. There you are. Ah, so Russ know that fag. Uh enjoyable enjoy Rich Flag. Enjoyable, enjoyable thag. Yeah, flag. It's just such a stupid. This one is by far, this one's the stupidest story. Do you got a better story than this for God's sake? I feel like the I feel like we'll be able to get story tops it because he's the stuff. It's the wife. Just bring you the home. Complaining it. Not not not some dude confessing that he's a fag and he used the boys' bags. Yeah. I I had HIV. Sue me. I do agree with that one comment though. Wouldn't it have been more wouldn't it have been more simpler to just say that you got you got HIV from heterosex? Yeah. Yeah. From a girl. Oh, well. Okay, this reminds me of uh a video I saw where someone was someone said, like, think about the person who did you so dirty. The guy did you dirty. Yeah. Um he's saying either two things is happening. Number one, they're never gonna go to therapy. Or number two, they're in therapy, and their therapist is telling them to be kind to themselves and that everyone makes mistakes. That therapist can go wrong in hell. Wanna tell us something, Josh? You know the story, I'm not telling anymore. That therapist a better job for something against us. That's not how you do it. Well, that was a I mean to be honest with you, the only one in the the only one in this room that's ever sucked dick is one-eye. So one eye, how was it? Really? Really? Really? Fuck it, I'll say it. It wasn't that bad. I was just saying that. He was awful. It wasn't that bad, but I wouldn't do it again. I got saved. I guess I was probably getting tested. Fuck you, it was only one time. Yeah, he wasn't that good. What? Don't look at me. Wait, we all know you got taken advantage of when you were high and drunk, like like like always. Yeah. Um, do you have another story? Because that one was lame. Okay, sure. How much do I like? Oh no, we got 18 minutes. Yeah, but yeah, we have 18 minutes. We're good. Alright, done well. We got time. Is there a telephone's cast or like I mean, I want to do another story, honestly? That one was pretty lame. Alright. How about another gay story? Oh, we're the gays. We got a clear time for this podcast. We're gonna get as many gay jokes as we can out. Alright, uh pitch it. Alright. Alright, well, and I time to come out of the closet. What? Alright, fine. That's my boyfriend right there. And now ginger bear still is the closet. It's wrong what he just did. He waited! He fucking away. And now, and now and now ginger bear going into the closet. Well, dear God, that was funny. We're still on, aren't we? Or did he get it? Yeah, we're still on. We're still on it. We're still on. You can you can tell the story. Okay. This one comes from all right. This one comes from R slash relationship advice. Oh. Alright. Relationship advice. My 16-year-old gay brother is having casual sex, and I'm kind of freaked out. Okay. Okay. For context, I'm um I'm a 20-year-old man, still living at home, and my brother officially came out last year. Everyone kind of knew already because he's been very stereotypically gay. But my parents are Essential. You could be a gay guy on a YouTube skit. Yeah, you could. I guess I am. I can really I can probably play one. So I mean to be fair, out of the out of the out of the four of us on this podcast, you're the most feminine. Me? Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, I was I both say you're f I both raised my mom, so my dad helps a little bit, but he's helping deal with stuff. That's all I can do. Your dad helped, but he couldn't save you from the fags. My mom sh sh she telling the point. You know? Okay. My mom uh sh she she tell me how to act. My dad taught me how to coat, which is uh well I'd rather uh I don't know. I'd rather uh have him uh help me out a little more. Definitely, definitely. Back to the story. Yeah. Alright. I mean, our town isn't like super homophobic, but it is a small, it is small and a bit on the conservative side. What? He says people are mostly pretty nice to him, but that can be a bit awkward sometimes. My parents were gone last weekend, and he had a guy, 18 male, from his high school over. I immediately thought it was weird because all of my brother's friends are girls in his grade, and this was some bro dude, bro type dude. You wish. Anyway, I overheard them having sex, having sex, which was super awkward. I asked him later if that was his boyfriend, and he said no. So I was like, you don't have to lie. I overheard you guys, and he admitted it really is really is that how you do it, Joshi Pooh? Fuck off, all of it off. Alright, all right, all the story, all of the story. All of the story. I have no you knew either. Hey Doug. Like, yeah. All right though. Okay, well, I said he admitted that they're not dating, they're not even friends, they just have sex sometimes. I was kind of shocked. I'm not religious or anything, but it weirds me out to think about having sex outside of a relationship when he's so young. I remember when I was 16 and I was freaking out because I gotta touch my girlfriend's boob over her shirt. So I was kind of asking him if he really thought this was a good idea, and so on. And he said that it was better than one of those closeted married guys who hit on him at his job, and that I don't understand how lonely it is to be the only gay guy at his school. I know that I don't really get it. What? But I'm still because we know that the homo fucking the brother is gay, so then he clearly isn't the only gay guy at his school. God, why are they gonna be so dramatic? I'm the only gay man in the school. And then there's like another gay guy that just walks by. Hi there. Sucks to be me. Sorry. Alright, continue. Uh, and the last part is just asking, should I try to talk him out of it, or what do I say to him? Honestly, to be fair, I mean, uh he's right. As long as it's not one of those um god-awful closeted gay guys that are older. I mean, sounds to me like they're both comfortable with uh. So I don't I would say honest to God, it's none of your business. Like if it's like low-key, yeah, your brother might be 16 and he might be 18, but if not that big of an age gap. No, it's not that big of an age gap. It's not that big of a deal. If your brother says he's okay with it and the guy's okay with it, where is your problem with it? Where should be your problem with it? Okay, you are not you at his age is not your brother at his age. Yeah, just because just because you got all weird touching a girl's boobs doesn't mean it gets all weird touching a guy's ass. Yeah. Or getting fucked at it. Stop! Stop! Stop it! Oh sorry, like, like, like, he was give me the point. Give me give me adding on, dude. Stop it. Alright, fine, how's that? Ginger beard? Uh, I forgot my points because of that. Alright. Well, what what point do you have? Uh well, I think I was I think I would tell him to feel like um if he's serious about it. Well then I think you might get to move somewhere else before we'll unless someone uh bullies you, so no, that's not they're not bullying it, dude. It seems like the school like is comfortable with him being gay. It doesn't really matter. If anything, that fucking um um positive tweak needs to worry about his reputation. His reputation. As long as here's my thing, as long as it's casual and it's consensual, so it's like both parties are on the education, like on the up and up, yeah, then I don't care. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Yeah, I would say if at best trying to keep it quieter, maybe, because you don't you don't want the parents to find out because if they're if they're spending it's true and their parents are very conservative or from a conservative party. Well it sounds to me like they're okay with them being gay. So I mean Yeah, but do you think it'd be okay with them having just casual sex though? I mean, I wouldn't be I dude, I wouldn't be comfortable with my kid having sex in my house. It's my house. Yeah. Yeah. Like a hotel or something. Yeah, go to a fucking hotel or something. Yeah, go to a well, okay, it's in the story that the parents were out of town, but the brother could hear them. Yeah, okay. Maybe they thought the brother was out of town too. Maybe or maybe he just didn't care that his brother was home. No, I just got courteous. Or maybe, or maybe the guy just wanted to pound that little Twin Sass. Yeah. I don't know, dude. Honestly, I'm kinda of a question. I I do I it's a serious question. Like we wanted to charge it with whatever. Like when the guy says, like, in the story, he says, like, this dude look like a bro. Like a bro, bro. No, no, like he looked like a like a like a like a frapper. Like a fra you know, like a jock. He looked like jock. There's a part of me that's like I don't give like there's a part of me, if I was in his shoes, I don't give a shit what that dude says to me, and he says, I'm not gay, you know. Yeah, I'm just gonna look at him and be like, you're pounding a dude's ass. How are you not gay? So like the owner and all the things. Yeah, I mean, like, if you fuck a guy, you're gay. Yeah, you're gay. Like it don't matter, it don't matter if you're pitching or catching, you're you're fucking gay. Hippy, you fucking girl, you're straight. That's right, yeah. But a girl's M and guys, you're bi. Yeah, but it sounds to me like you're just fucking a dude. Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah. But like, that's why I said when the kid says, Well, I'm the only gay person in town, no, you're not. I'm sure there's a lot of uh years in there, so there's a lot of gay people, and dude, there were a lot of gay people in our high school. I knew that for very that's why I said gay people are so dramatic. They are, yeah. They really are. It's like, oh, I'm the only gay person here, and then like there's like 20 other gay guys in the same vicinity. It's like, yeah, right. You're the only gay person here. Straights here. Like, okay, little well. That guy's a fag, that guy's a fag, that guy's a fag. She's definitely a lesbian. That's a transgender right there. Yes, yeah, so you're surrounded by straight people. I don't know. I just like I I just I I I don't understand how a jock like that, because like a bro could be like, oh, I'm straight. It's like, no, you're not. You're pounding a dude's ass. You're not straight. Like you're gay as shit. It's like the last story. The guy didn't want to admit he was gay. It's like, no shit, dude. Just say it. It's not a big deal. It's like no one's gonna give a shit. Yeah, are you gonna get hazed in the locker room? For sure. For sure. You're gonna get hazed in the locker room. Oh no, not my ass. Okay. Well, I can assume the last story was from like he was in high school a long time ago. You know, it would be really fucked up. The last story and this story are connected. Well, it's like guys is his dad's. No, no, what I mean is that's the 18-year-old that the kid was fucking. And now the other kid has HIV. Yeah. Oh yeah. You know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna imagine this. Both stories are connected. There is now a universe. It is official. It's a crossover, yeah. Yeah, it's official. And then they're all and then they decide to go together on identification. But they meet the husband from the last episode. Brilliant. Brilliant. It's a it's a universe. There, write it, print it, gold. Bing bing money. You're really you're really willing. I mean, clearly they do. Apparently, yeah. Well, I guess the we'll call it the homeover. Okay, so I'm not gonna lie. I guess my advice would be shut the fuck up. Yeah, mind your P's and Q's. Dude, you have 20. He's 16. Relax. You'll move out of the house. Uh I mean I don't know if you will move I don't know if you can move out of the house or not, but. No, you may I don't know. I don't know where the fuck you are. You're a conservative town. Well, I mean the topic I try. I tr I try I tried to uh think about because it's too it's too complicated, and well I hate complicated stuff, so well, let's be honest, this has been another exciting episode of the Camba Podcast. I am Captain C signing off. Adios