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Avatar: A Rocky Start for Strongarms
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Today we talk about the Avatar The Last Airbender live action show. Also we give our review of Nicolas Cage's Spider-Man Noir ep 1 + 2. Enjoy!
Alright, what's up world? This is the Cannonball Podcast. I'm your host, Captain C. With me and always we have the lovable crewmates. We have uh strong art brought to you by K. Go on.
SPEAKER_00Yep.
SPEAKER_06Then we got one-eye job. Wearing a Boston Celtic shirt. And then we got Ginger Ginger. Soak it! So this is our review. We had to do we had we had to uh do a little do-over um a long time ago in episode uh went bad. Yeah, so we're gonna redo the Mandalorian. I know it's been a while, but we'll just give our scores. Yep. And then we're gonna go right into Spider-Man Du War, episodes one and two. Yep. And then we're gonna do Avatar, the last airbender as the last one. So Mandalorian scores. We'll just do the scores. Seven. Seven. Uh I guess I have a seven. Kyle.
SPEAKER_00Five.
SPEAKER_06There you go. There you go. There's our scores. I'm not I'm not talking about it because I just yeah. It's it's been too long.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, plus, I mean, there we go. It's not very it's not relevant anymore. Yeah, it's also these days it's just it came out.
SPEAKER_06Yep. Okay, so now moving on to Spider-Man New Art. Episode one scores. Now starring it looks cage. Yeah, as Spider-Man New Art. I can't do it. Yeah, it's not right. It's hard to do. It's alright. No. Um uh so scores for TV shows. For those of you that don't know, scores for our TV shows are out of five stars. Movies are always out of ten. When we get to the end of the series, we will grade the series out of ten as a whole. Yeah. But for right now, first episode for Spider-Man Duar for me. Five.
SPEAKER_07Five.
SPEAKER_02Four? Well say five.
SPEAKER_06Four seventy five? Okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I was hoping I was hoping it it'd be um Peter Garner, but oh well. Alright. Uh have you seen Spider-Man Duar strong?
SPEAKER_01Uh I've seen the first episode probably.
SPEAKER_06There was episode almost so you're great for that.
SPEAKER_01Uh four for me.
SPEAKER_06Four for you?
SPEAKER_07Alright, so find some pretty solid.
SPEAKER_06The first episode for Spider-Man Duar was a very solid beginning. I actually enjoyed the black and white. Yeah, me too. Me too, yeah. I I I I know it comes in color, but for me, being that it's a new war, I think black and white fits the aesthetics more. It it's it's gotta be black and white, you know? That's how the comic book and the video games are. Oh, yeah, video games, yeah. Yeah, they're written more for black and white than they are for color. So it just fits the aesthetic for a new war. But I like Nicolas Cage. I liked him when he was in Spider-Sperse. Yeah, Spider-Verse. And uh I think he was in the second movie too. Yeah, I like his.
SPEAKER_02He had uh briefly.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Cameo, I guess. Yeah, but I like him as I like him as uh Ben Riley. Um I'm not there's really no complaints for the bad guys. I mean, so far, like I'm I I have really no complaints. I um we're only on the second episode, so it's like it's getting better.
SPEAKER_02Um a question. Who's who's the playing guy supposed to be?
SPEAKER_06I mean uh I believe I thought he was pyro.
SPEAKER_02Well, well, I don't think one of the elementals.
SPEAKER_07Elementals remember elemental like the fireman, the water.
SPEAKER_02Well well it's Hydro Man, though.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, Hydro Man, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Well we're guessing Hydro Man is that one guy, but we're not sure yet.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well, he touched a hat and it got wet. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, that's what I said. We're guessing he's Hydro Man. Then you have what we believe is Tombstone, but that's in episode two.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_06His voice is so deep. I mean, he he reminded me of Tombstone. Sandman, obviously, we got Sandman. Yeah. And um, so episode two. I saw episode two. I'm just gonna do the scores. We won't talk about it. No, no, he said he only saw episode one.
SPEAKER_07No, but yeah, so we saw two. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03But he hasn't.
SPEAKER_06We'll talk, we won't talk about it because I don't know.
SPEAKER_07We don't want to ruin it for him.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, five. You got five? Oh yeah, right? Five. Five. Yeah. Episode two, it it it's better than I thought. Right, yeah. Um honestly, it's moving in the right direction. I'm excited for episode three. I am excited for that.
SPEAKER_02I know, especially how two ended.
SPEAKER_06So I know it's it seems like a quick review, but we're kind of we kind of just want to get to this. This is gonna be most of the podcast. Season two, kicking off.
SPEAKER_01What are you giggling about when I uh shut up?
SPEAKER_06Just shut up.
SPEAKER_02Okay, all right, he's under the what joker.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so like useful one by no brain. So anyway. So yeah, so anyway, we're gonna do something kind of interesting, and it might be torturous for strong arms, but we really just don't care.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Uh we're only gonna do the first two episodes on this review to kind of it it adds more episode topics for later on the the longer we hold it. So, me, Gingerbeard, and what I've only seen the first two episodes. We kind of made a vow that we're watching it together as a group. So that's how it's gonna be. Yep. Alright. We're gonna start with the man who loves After Last Airbender. His score for episode one. I already kind of know it. Star Arms, what's your score? Uh zero.
SPEAKER_01Three for me. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_06Okay, I thought it was gonna be worse than that. A negative three.
SPEAKER_07A negative five.
SPEAKER_06I thought it was okay. So I'm gonna let you talk first and then we'll reveal our scores. Alright. What do you want to say?
unknownAll right.
SPEAKER_06What do you want to say?
SPEAKER_01Okay. I have to like I have to get all my points across here. Because if I don't, uh I I might as well rip this whole thing off my arm.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01All right, I'll start by saying, does it stay true? Take a cartoon.
SPEAKER_02Here we go with those.
unknownShh.
SPEAKER_01I'll say this. More so than season one. But still below par for a phenomenal series such as Avatar The Last Terra.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Could have been worse.
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna be honest here, and I'm not trying to cut you off.
SPEAKER_06No, no, let him talk. Continue.
SPEAKER_01Okay. As you were. Uh I have to circle back to I can't I can't see um like you have first of all, like how they're going through the circuit's past. You're gonna turn the boss and fly everybody over instead of avoid to avoid the imminent danger.
SPEAKER_07You forget they were being attacked by air. By the Fire Nation.
SPEAKER_01No, they weren't. Okay, Dodge fireballs on multiple occasions.
SPEAKER_04Well, they were attacked while while they were in the middle of the water.
SPEAKER_06They weren't attacked on air. Also, the reason why is Oppa was carrying the injured and people that couldn't walk.
SPEAKER_07That's fine.
SPEAKER_06Just okay.
SPEAKER_01Let them down for a minute. Make another trip. Stick as many people as you can on Oppa's back. We've seen him wear whole suits of armor.
SPEAKER_02True. Oh yeah, true, yeah. Well, yeah, you're right. Okay, um well, I will I will commit um um um uh well cutting off the what the um aligned prairie story arc with Appa captured it it it took it it took it out.
SPEAKER_01Which uh which I will what what they I don't think we've got to it yet.
SPEAKER_06No, we haven't gotten to it yet.
SPEAKER_01That's yeah, that's later.
SPEAKER_02What's it what didn't what did Appa um get captured and then but they went to the city?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, they went to the yeah in the cartoon. Yeah, in the cartoon, APA gets captured before they ever go to the serpent's path. The reason why they're doing it they're doing it out of order is again, they're not trying to do the cartoon over again. Yeah, they're trying to do a different story. Whether you like it or not, that's what they're doing. And I don't hate the serpent's path because to me it seems like they've switched the canon or the you know, the canyon story for the serpent's path.
SPEAKER_01Oh, the great divide. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06It seems like they've decided to take the canyon story out and put the serpent's path as its replacement. Which is fine. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that's fine. I don't have a complaint about that. Alright, so anything else?
SPEAKER_02In that episode.
SPEAKER_06And that episode. Anything else that you want to talk about?
SPEAKER_01That you hate the CGI martial arts.
SPEAKER_02What? Okay, hold on. Hold on. Okay, the dragon. It was well animated. I I don't care.
SPEAKER_01Hey, the dragon, sure. Yeah, but the bending as a whole is just No, I disagree.
SPEAKER_07Sorry.
SPEAKER_06I mean the earth bending can't be.
SPEAKER_07Well, you disagree with the other No, I don't disagree with everything you say. So the earth bedding could have used some more. But the fire bedding, water bedding, and air bedding that we've seen so far is not that bad.
SPEAKER_06No, it's not that bad.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, especially um against the serpent.
SPEAKER_06I mean, it's like that that looks fun.
SPEAKER_02Alright, I think we've I think the whirlpool what's the thing?
SPEAKER_03Oh no. Yeah, that was a really good point.
SPEAKER_02I was doing the the SpongeBob reference. What the superheroes like doing a whirlpool. Oh no, the raging whirlpool!
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Alright, I think we've done it enough. Uh our scores, and this is probably gonna piss him off. Uh episode one for Avatar Last Airbender, season two.
SPEAKER_02I'm still oh sorry, sorry. Um one more time about um what about um Gumi? Um how you feel about him?
SPEAKER_01What like uh I mean I didn't like him in season one. I and I appreciate that he was only there for a short time in season two.
SPEAKER_02Well what didn't you did you like how he's playing in um Jinx, you know?
SPEAKER_01I mean it's the Jinx pretty much exactly like it is in the cartoon. So no issue for me there.
SPEAKER_06Okay. Alright, well sorry, yeah. Alright, fine. I'm just doing five.
SPEAKER_07Five four and a half.
SPEAKER_06Okay, there you go.
unknownOf course.
SPEAKER_06Wait, what? He said of course. We we we what is four? Three was a three.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah, yeah, alright. Okay, sorry, sorry I forgot.
SPEAKER_06No, so anyway, I'm gonna bring what I thought would made first. I was more like JJP, but it was a 4.5 until the final scene with Zuko and Iroh. That made it a five for me because I like their acting together.
SPEAKER_02Yep. Um the moment at the end. Yeah. Where uh he's he's like a he says he calls him a weakling or he calls him weak, he says, I'm not your son.
SPEAKER_06I get I get the idea. That was harsh. Zuko wouldn't say that in the cartoon. Or maybe he thought it, but he would never say it.
SPEAKER_01Well, I mean, he basically did. I do remember uh but to episode one, like when Azula tells him they can come home, I was telling him it's obviously a trap.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I like though just ignores it.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. I like for it's like see, here's my thing. I think I feel like the acting's improved. I agree. You too. Uh I think Ain has improved a little bit. I didn't I thought he was the weakest act acting level in season one. Uh in this one, I don't particularly hate his acting. He seems like he's improved.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. Um I don't like I I'm more like like I said, I don't mind the the story changes. It's it's fine. Um, I get I get that there are certain fans who don't like it. They don't like the story change, they want it to be exactly like the cartoon. Stupid. And it's dumb because it's like, no, the cartoon, like I think, I think that cheapens the cartoon if you make it exactly like the cartoon.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, why would I ever watch the batch? One can just watch the cartoon again.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. So I appreciate them changing it. Does it fit? Does it fit narratively? We'll see. We haven't seen the whole thing, yeah. But so far, I like the changes.
SPEAKER_07Um fire lore was amazing.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, he's yeah. Yeah, he was still he doesn't like the fire.
SPEAKER_07We get it. You don't like that Ozai is trying to be kind of not a complete asshole in this.
SPEAKER_06He's trying to be a good father.
SPEAKER_07In a way, yeah.
SPEAKER_06But was it a way, but it's still, yeah. No, uh I mean, like, to be completely honest with you, we meet we see Azula, and uh, I think, yeah, we do see her in episode one.
SPEAKER_02She is hot.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, definitely. Uh it's hot uh so you see that. I do agree, I do agree with them either okay. I do agree with him that like, yes, they had APA, they could have ridden Oppa over the serpent's path. They didn't really need to walk the serpent's path. But I also understand that I think Oppa's path was pretty full. And to be fair, the tight nick also, I mean, well, yeah, and I agree, right? If if I'm guessing they're being chased by the Fire Nation, so I don't know if they had enough time to fly Apple over and over and then back.
SPEAKER_07Also, I'm gonna be honest with you, Oppo's like a giant tank. He must he might not be able to fly that fast to make trips in enough time to come back.
SPEAKER_06Depending on how heavy his his saddle is, it might you never know.
SPEAKER_01But I think he could remember he traveled from the Earth Kingdom to the Fire Nation in the span of four people. Not even a day.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but with four people.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, with four people.
SPEAKER_06This saddle looked pretty full in the in the live action. Yeah, yeah, what we saw. But again, I I again I digress. I don't know, because like they're they're they're um what would you say? They're commute doesn't seem to be that their party doesn't seem to be at times it doesn't seem to be very big, and then there are moments where it's you think yeah, when you take an arrow shot, they're like, oh shit. It's pretty big.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So I don't know like the thing about it. I can't really like try to think of one more story beat. I mean, to be honest with you, the one thing I would say is like with the Boomy thing. I remember in uh the first in the cartoon, Boomy was in a middle or in a steel box in the first cartoon. Coffin, I think. Yeah, yeah, in a coffin. So it they changed it a little bit where he's in his throne room and he is just kind of like so. I will say I prefer the cartoon's version a little bit because he is actually imprisoned. Yeah, he's actually imprisoned. It's something that Earthbenders shouldn't be able to bend out of. So I give the cartoon credit for that. Whereas it just seems like he's not caring in the show. So there I'll give the cartoonist credit. Again, the cartoon is always gonna be better. But I disagree with the one person I saw on on uh on a social media. He called it, he says it's exactly like the M. Night Shyamalan.
SPEAKER_07Wrong, sorry, no, disagree.
SPEAKER_03Who who are you who who is that?
SPEAKER_06I wanna just enraged me a little bit because it's like no, the M Night Shyamalan movie is like the worst piece of trash.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, of all film, not even the films, it's just worse.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so like like no, the live action series so far has not hit that level of trash.
SPEAKER_02No way.
SPEAKER_06No, if anything, it's okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
SPEAKER_06I mean, it's like it's it's it's um a show closed on ideas and well it reminds me of One Piece in a way, because One Piece is trying to shorten everything and compact stories to make it know how long that shit is. Yeah, yeah, it's very long. So, and like I said, like you and I agreed. If this is gonna be the studio that takes over for Naruto, if Naruto does a live action. I'll be high. Yeah, I'll be behind you. Yeah. Episode two of Avatar Last Airbender, which is the Zuko Alone story arc.
SPEAKER_02I love that. Yes.
SPEAKER_06Okay, so again, we're gonna start with the fan. What is what is your score, strong arms, for Zuko Alone episode two?
SPEAKER_02Well, I'm always also um blind. It's his mixture. It's a mixture of all.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. Also a three. Okay. Alright.
SPEAKER_06Got that. Yeah. Five. Five. Five. Yeah. It's a good one.
SPEAKER_02I love how that they um become combined uh uh um the characters.
SPEAKER_06Like um the kid who uh Yeah, the kid and his family and the little and the girl who's scarred. Yeah, they've decided to just combine them as one family unit, but they took the parents out because they're looking for the oldest son. Yeah. I enjoyed. I I had a feeling that I had a feeling she was the one with the birds when we first met her. Because it's like it made sense. Um I kind of liked Zuko in this. I really enjoyed it.
SPEAKER_07Um I like that they we got a flashback to mom. Well, we we were we knew we were gonna get the flashbacks, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but I like how they changed certain things in that in the flashbacks. And Zuko, like, he's doing a great job at because the cartoon Zuko, he was very angry, he was very you know upset. And this one He's just conflicted. Yeah, he's very conflicted. He doesn't know what he wants to do. He's it's sort of um, it's sort of like he's being torn because his mom and his and Iroh see the good in him. They see like that they're like they're trying to foster that goodness. Yeah, and then like he's being torn from the fire, like the fire lord is trying to pull him towards the dark side along with his sister. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I think I think he's trying to make Ozuko um um Ozai. I feel like he's trying to make the Ozuko into uh into um his his heir, I think.
SPEAKER_06Well he wants Zuko to be his heir from the or at least that's how it's being portrayed right now in the show. He he's leaning more towards Zuko being the heir than Azula.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, plus he I feel like he enforces um the rivalry between the siblings.
SPEAKER_06He definitely does. Oh, yeah, he enforces the rivalry between the siblings. It seems like it's kind of weird because in the cartoon, Azula was his favorite in the cartoon, but in this one, it almost seems like Zuko is his favorite, and he's annoyed that Zuko is not living up to potential. Yeah, it's not living up to his potential.
SPEAKER_07But even oh, even he said it in the flashback. You gave me air and a spare. Yeah, who's the spare? It's it's it's it's really well despair, it's yeah.
SPEAKER_06It but we're thinking it's Azula. Yeah, we think it might be Azula. It could be uh, you know, it could be one of those reverse cards where he's using Zuko to train Azula to be himself. Yeah, you never know.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And that's why I like it. It's like a mystery. You're trying to figure out what what his ideas are, and it's a different IR, it's a different um Ozai.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So you're not sure. Yeah, he and which I like.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I too. He made no I feel like um occurred to Nozai. Well, it's a little flat.
SPEAKER_06Well, he's supposed to villain.
SPEAKER_07He's he was one dimensional. He was evil for the sake of being evil. He had no reason to be evil.
SPEAKER_06This I mean he was evil because the Fire Nation was supposedly evil.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's the whole point.
SPEAKER_07But in this one, we're seeing more of the politics involved with the human.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, human side, seeing the politics.
SPEAKER_07We're seeing like the actual planning of why they're trying to take over the other nations.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you're you're seeing a lot more behind the scenes than what you saw. Yeah, in the original.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's why, like, I'm thinking Ozai is becoming more rounded as a character, and why we're not just hating him to hate him right now. We were actually enjoying watching him on screen.
SPEAKER_06Well, yeah, because you don't know that's the that's the thing.
SPEAKER_01You don't what pop culture has become. Everyone has to be nice in order to foroo for him instead of what a villain is supposed to be, or just someone you hate and want to see vanquished. Okay, whoa, it's not true. I love the Joker.
SPEAKER_07I love the Joker. I love when the Joker wins sometimes. I'm gonna be honest.
SPEAKER_06I like Homelander.
SPEAKER_07I like Scarecrow when he likes it.
SPEAKER_06To be fair, no, the reason why is like and again, I'm gonna say this this is more of an adult show because we're all adults, so they're making the villain complex. Yeah, that's the point.
SPEAKER_07Like Yeah, one-dimensional building work for kids, okay? That's fine. But when you're an adult, it's not that for kids. But when you're an adult, do you realize it's not all cut and dry? It's not black gray like gray.
SPEAKER_01It's not black and white. And that's what his character is. He's not so. I don't know, he's great. I don't know, he doesn't I don't know, he does some pretty ruthless things.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so sorry.
SPEAKER_07Azua gave a fucking like foolproof plan, and then it looks dead in the eyes and says, Great idea. Turn roll, you'll be the trunk of that idea. Like completely brushing over the fact that she gave the idea.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02I yeah, I I did I kind of like that part because you know, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Or like or like where he said, and I quote, where it shows that he's also changed a little from the original, we know, but also the same where he's like, Oh, Zuko has failed, and Zuko is alive. Bring him home. But he's like, but he said not to do it until he like and he tried his best. Bring him home.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02And and speaking of, I love how Azula founder and how they um they communicated.
SPEAKER_06Like well, because like again, um to to to backtrack a little bit during the flashbacks, um, it seems like they've changed it a little bit. Remember in the cartoon, Azula and Zuko go to see um, they kind of sneak into the into the uh planning with their father and uh Fire Lord Azulan Azulan. And Azulan basically lashes out at Ozai for even for even insinuating that Ozai should be the next Fire Lord because he has heirs, and Iroh just lost his lost his birthright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, and then like they they witnessed that Azulan's like, you should know the same as Iroh. Yeah, and basically, like they're gonna kill Zuko. Yeah, that's what that's what Azula says. Like they're gonna kill you. Yeah, like well, I thought but they were actually well no, they actually weren't gonna kill Zuko. But playing, but in the in the live action, it seems like Zuko witnesses uh Ozai and his mom. I thought he witnesses his father beating his mother. Yeah, I think it's also what he sees, yeah. And and that's what enrages him to beat up the earth king. Like he's that's why he's so protective of the get of the the can against the corrupt uh and the woman, like, and that stuff, but that that he sees parts of I think I don't think he sees parts of himself, he just sees people who are being taken advantage of.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_06He doesn't like that, which is again it's it's that duality in Zuko that he has the good and then he also has the bad, and he can't decide which to follow.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Although in this one it seems more like he it seems more like he doesn't trust everything that Azula says because Azula tells him the truth. Yeah. Your father, like father has part in you, he wants you back, but he doesn't he seems like he doesn't want to go back without because he knows it's it's like a pity bring back.
SPEAKER_07It's not really like, oh, you're welcome back with no one else.
SPEAKER_01He knows Azula's lying. In him, like as soon as he's go back, he's he's gonna be either imprisoned or executed.
SPEAKER_02Right. So well so after he called her a liar, I I was hoping he would say you always will lie as reference. I'll do the Zula always will lies like a oh yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_06She I also think I can't I like the whole and something. Yeah, yeah. Uh yeah, okay. No, I all I I do enjoy this like um sibling rivalry that they have so far. Well, not rivalry, but like it's more yeah, it's a rivalry.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it is.
SPEAKER_06I I enjoy that because it's more of an interesting because she's a fucking sadistic bitch.
SPEAKER_07Oh no, she is, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah, oh my god, yeah.
SPEAKER_07He's like, kill each other in 10 seconds.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, she's like that, that's sadistic as shit. Yeah, she's got she's got some of it.
SPEAKER_07And she's like, I won't do it. I won't kill her. And she's like, go ahead. Go ahead. And then it's like one, zero, stop.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Actually, make sure you were willing to kill each other. That was sad. I was like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_02I was a little I turned on, actually.
SPEAKER_06Don't worry, you were the one alone, but you were you turned on, okay.
SPEAKER_02She's hot.
SPEAKER_06I mean to be the I think both Kylie and uh Bazul are hot.
SPEAKER_07I'm thinking I think all three of them are hot, honestly.
SPEAKER_01I don't care if you is uh Nay is seem a little uh big bone to me.
SPEAKER_02I'm pretty sure her uh her outfit is a mostly a girdle.
SPEAKER_06So I'm gonna be honest with you, if we find out that she's trans, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna fucking hell no.
SPEAKER_06We'll stop being it. I'm I'm not surprised.
SPEAKER_02I don't know.
SPEAKER_06I I I rather have a different act actress as a I would rather have a more form-fitting like Ty Lee actress playing May. I'm not trying to be a dick. I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_02You're not trying to be a dick.
SPEAKER_06No, I don't care. Um it's just like I'm sorry. Like that doesn't she doesn't look like May to me, okay? I I I said that doesn't change my score.
SPEAKER_01That doesn't change that route.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01And I could tell you about almost every actor.
SPEAKER_04Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01Okay. I don't know if you've seen previews for Moana. Uh oh no, I mean the live action like the live action Moana looks more like Katara than the chip they got playing the Tara. What the hell are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02You like your goddamn mouth.
SPEAKER_01They still like guitar and sake still look like like white people. They're looking Native American!
SPEAKER_06Also, Native Americans. I also like to point out Native Americans look like white people. My grandmother do. Yeah. My grandmother was half was like a quarter Native American. My grandfather was half Native American and look like a white person.
SPEAKER_07No hold on Viking is also the kind of but like um I mean they were dark, they had some dark skin, but they won't but they but they weren't like Native American looking either.
SPEAKER_06Well well I think it it's an extra of like um a north like Iceland and like Alaska or something, but furthermore, to be fair, like to the I would say the Southern War tribe never really to me in in the live action don't fit what supposedly the cartoon's supposed to be, where they're like they're supposed to be in.
SPEAKER_02They're Eskimos.
SPEAKER_06Well, first to be fair, Netflix and the people said, and I quote, and they stand by this, and until they say otherwise, they are Native American, they are a part of a Native American tribe. When they casted them, they made sure that they were Native American, they did a background check and everything. Yeah, yes, Sokka may look white, but they made fucking sure their name is Native. They they did the whole thing. So like you can say, well, they don't look like the people in the show. Okay, they don't have to look like the cartoon. Yeah, it's a cartoon.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they kind of do because every other live-action adaptation, they look as close to the animated version as possible.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I'm gonna pause you right there. I'm gonna say something right now. I've watched a lot of live adaptations of animations, okay? No, not every character, especially the main character, is look exactly like their animation comic parts. I remember I remember seeing Attack and Titan, okay? The main character who plays Aaron Yeager, okay, does not look like Aaron Yeager from the comic books or from the anime anime, okay, at all.
SPEAKER_02In Japanese.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and it's Japanese, and it still doesn't look like it.
SPEAKER_06I also like to point out, can I also like to point out the one piece adaptation? Like Luffy don't even look like Luffy! Yes, he's Brazilian.
SPEAKER_04Just the hair, you know.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, I know. But yes, he's Brazilian, but he don't look like Luffy. Nami don't look like Nami.
SPEAKER_07No, like Zorro is the only one that looks like Zoro.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Kind of, but even still.
SPEAKER_02Bones.
SPEAKER_07Sorry.
SPEAKER_02Um a new eyebrow. Yeah, unibrows.
SPEAKER_07What? Isn't he a unibrows or an eyebrow?
SPEAKER_02I need eyebrow. Yeah. Because it's only a swirly eyebrow. But now it's like, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Usow kinda looks like Ustaw.
SPEAKER_02If only he had bigger nose.
SPEAKER_06Only if he had a bigger nose. Yeah, but that's but that's anime compared to the shit. That's what I'm saying. It's like Exactly, yeah. Like that's the thing. As long as they said, like, if they if they did their due diligence and they said that these are Native Americans, like you can't, like, like, I'm sorry, but the oh, another another thing. Native Americans, like, like yes, there isn't there isn't a 100% full Native American tribe anymore. Most of them are whitewashed in other things.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_06That's the truth.
SPEAKER_07There's been hundreds of years of interracial marriaging.
SPEAKER_06Interracial marriaging to have whitewashed a lot of that. You can't like you can't get mad that they look somewhat white.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But you just can't. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01They just don't look somewhat white. They look fully white. That's not true.
SPEAKER_07Bro, I I looked at Guitar and I clearly could see Native American in her. Don't say they look fully white. Because of a fully white person, you wouldn't even tell they have Native American in her.
SPEAKER_01They look more freaking Hispanic than Native American.
SPEAKER_03Um shit.
SPEAKER_02Uh you know. I'm not even going to respond.
SPEAKER_07Identify that response. You just follow Hispanic. I'm not.
SPEAKER_02I'm not seeing any hint of all.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so go and be 100% honest with you.
SPEAKER_03I see. I see how. Okay. I see. I see how. Not no party about. Just how.
SPEAKER_07How?
SPEAKER_03How do you do?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So I don't know what like you're watching, but apparently it can't be the same thing, okay? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It has to be because he it has to be because he's looking for something to hate.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Okay, you know what? Um, let's go on and talk uh and talk about Toph and the Boulder.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah, that was a good scene. Okay.
SPEAKER_01Here we go.
SPEAKER_06Alright. I will I will relent and say this. I like Toph. Me too. Okay. I too. I do like Toph in this live action. I like Toph in the series. Same. So Toph is like, so. I didn't care for her. I know you didn't care for her. But I like Toph in the series. Now I'm gonna be honest with you. I will, and that is the one argument that everyone's gonna say. She doesn't look like Toph. She's not acting like Toph. Okay, it's a live action for breakfast cartoon. Shut the fuck up. She's somewhat acting like Toph.
SPEAKER_07She is somewhat very much acting like Toph. I mean, I'll give you the scene where she's hesitant about doing joining Team Alatar. Yeah, that that I don't I don't agree with the original. I don't know. I don't want to.
SPEAKER_05No, the original Toph would be hard hit and it would fucking just leave.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's what she did in the end.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but she but Toph just left.
SPEAKER_07No, yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_05There's a difference.
SPEAKER_07I'm saying, like, this, I'm saying Toph and this one. Hey, I don't know what the hell they're talking about. Look at Toph and then look at this actress. It literally looks like they got like.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. Yeah. I do I get it. I'm just saying, people are hating the hat. Yeah, I guess about it. O'Toff. O'Toff and Cartoon.
SPEAKER_01So far, Toph looks the most like Toph. Like, she looks more like her cartoon counterpart than anybody in the series, save for Zugo and Iroh.
SPEAKER_02I do like Ozai's.
SPEAKER_07I like Ozai too. And he looks similar to his counterpart too.
SPEAKER_01Okay, but Yosa looks almost identical to fucking Rose Eye. I know.
SPEAKER_04The beer and all, you know?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but the beard and all, he looks exactly like I can tell the goatee is just attached onto him.
SPEAKER_02So what?
SPEAKER_06Does it matter? That does not matter to me as it doesn't. Okay. Boulder looked like himself. Boulder. Well yeah. Okay. Well, that's where I'll draw luck. The boulder is a jack dude. In this one, he's a fat Samoan.
SPEAKER_02No, he's the hippo.
SPEAKER_06No, they crossed the boulder in the hippo. Yeah. The boulder. I really just wanted. I I I said it when we were watching it. I really just wanted when he gets to like do this. Boom.
SPEAKER_08And he's like, just happens to me.
SPEAKER_06How is it? How is it?
SPEAKER_02Ew. That is not my boulder.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. That would have been funny.
SPEAKER_07That's not my brother.
SPEAKER_06Uh, but no, it's like that whole scene is like one of the best things about that show. Between the blind bandit versus the boulder.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06I like the scene. That's it. It was nice, it was really good. I enjoyed it.
SPEAKER_04Um I like I like how each each avatar was associated with the Bai Fong family.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, the family. I'm kind of wondering if that's true or that if it's kind of curious if that's true.
SPEAKER_02Can you look it up? Oh, what no, no, but like maybe what they visited um like the family a lot. Yeah like just it had to be there, and they um just it's like they they pretend um at the very least, Kioshi did.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, true. Kiyoshi did. I know that.
SPEAKER_02Um the one quote I like um it's when um as her name. We call her sushi. Well you call her sushi. Yeah, I got I got her sushi because I forgot. But also when Osuki um um she offered um a guitar um a place in the Kyoshi Warriors. Yeah, it and she said, but um um I'm a warfender. Osuki said, Oh shit was that was Kyoshi. I was like, that's true because she was the avatar!
SPEAKER_06She's also a firebender, also an airbender, so an airbender.
SPEAKER_01Well, what's the warriors are thinkers?
SPEAKER_02Yes, yeah, so um maybe if they had a different um bender, I mean, maybe it'd be even more badass, you know?
SPEAKER_06Like well, to be fair, I think uh Kyoshi Island, uh, they bred out bending.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Because they became targeted. Remember, Kyoshi Island didn't exist before Kyoshi made it. Oh yeah, it was like a part of uh it used to be part of the Earth Kingdom, and then she moved it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06When uh the deck when the tyrant tried to take over, and I have a feeling that Kyoshi Island did have Earth Benders before.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06And maybe they were bred out. That is something that could be possible. Like they they were they they were either bred out or they just left.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I don't know. I'm thinking in maybe the future they'll have like more um more vendors.
SPEAKER_06I mean well, it is possible because remember, it it there is a hundred-year time that I have a feeling that's probably what happened. The earth vendors of Kyoshi Island just left because of the war.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they left to join the war. That's true, yeah. So I'm pretty sure a lot um were killed.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, a lot were killed, and they probably don't have any earth benders. That is that is a possibility.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, very much of a possibility.
SPEAKER_06But there is that hundred-year time gap that we just don't know about. Yeah, we don't know about. Yeah. Uh but overall, yeah. No, I like the first two episodes. Um, so far, I hope it keeps the pace. Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_01Trust me, it only gets worse from here.
SPEAKER_02Worse? Oh, come on. In his opinion. Yeah, sure.
SPEAKER_01And you'll find, although knowing you and your minds, you might like it.
SPEAKER_06Isn't it is it is it's isn't so wrong to just enjoy it for what it is and not compare it to the cartoon? Nah.
SPEAKER_01When you're making an adaptation of a beloved cartoon that is perfect to me, then yes.
SPEAKER_07Okay, it has flaws, okay? Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. You say the entire show was perfect, bro. Okay, I will say it's from now, the only reason why I stuck Avatar out is because I got to watch the second episode early with a friend. That's the only reason. The first season for me, I was uh it was a hit or miss. I was so bored half the time. I was like, I said to my friend, I was I was watching with, this better pick up or I'm dropping it.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_07So no, it's not the greatest show.
SPEAKER_01I could make up on throwing comments on that, but I'll keep them to myself.
SPEAKER_02Well, sure, I mean, I guess there's a lot there's a lot of fans like on Strongarms here who just like No, no, no, such as they'll suck the show's dick if it had one.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Well, to be fair, like I like I would tell, like I told Josh before we did the podcast. And I think I say on the podcast a long time ago. I can tell from the first trailer, like it's not gonna live up to the cartoon.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_06And I'm okay with that. Because, like I said, the cartoon is its own thing, it's on its pedestal, it's probably the best thing that they can ever do. It's very hard to adapt something like that into live action. It's like the um MCU. Well, yeah, it's very hard to do that. That's why I was like, the MCU isn't perfect either.
SPEAKER_07Oh, it's not beyond perfect.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's beyond perfect adaptations. Like they're they're like live action just doesn't work. Cartoons do work. That's why the DC animation is so hard. Exactly, yeah. It's so much better and it rocks hard because you can do the things that are in the comic book in animation. That's just the whole point.
SPEAKER_02Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Like like 2D, it's it's more um, yeah, it's more uh what's the word? Creative, I guess.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it's creative, but you can also like like you can make it make sense with live action. Like the problem is is that there are a lot of artworks that they do in comic books and in animation where it's like I don't know if a normal human being could do that. Exactly, yeah. I just don't know if they can do it. I don't know if they can bend that way. I don't know classic man. Yeah, that's the thing.
SPEAKER_02Who can Hardgoing Well or Mr. Fantastic?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, Mr. Fantastic, obviously.
SPEAKER_02But maybe we can stretch or like um or transform or something.
SPEAKER_06Well, it has to be CDI. It's got to be letters letter. Oh, yeah, maybe uh anyway, but yeah, no, but the thing about live action is like that's why I said in the beginning, like the person who compared it to the N9 Shyamalan Avatar Last Airbender is wrong. Okay?
SPEAKER_07Oh, that was that was the most dumbest brain dead tank. And when I heard you say someone said that, I was like, You saw the double tank. I was like, what?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. The fire in that movie, in that movie alone, the fire ability, they couldn't even fire bend without fire being there.
SPEAKER_08Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Alright. I think that's it. Yes, yep, that's the alarm. Alright.
SPEAKER_01So final tanks. I'll start. It only goes downhill from here.
SPEAKER_07In your opinion. Uh well, my final take is I'm excited to watch the rest of the show with my my brothers here.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_07Um I can't wait to see. And we'll see him here.
SPEAKER_06Uh have a good night, y'all. Yep. Howdy goes, minigos.