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In this episode, we talk about f*cked up stuff. So.... the usual stuff. We talk about a "new" show called Sons of Anarchy and Toy Story 5 and so on.... Enjoy, Mateys!

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What's up, boy? It's the Campbell Podcast. I am your back. I am your host, Captain C. With me and always we have my crewmates here, the lovable gingerbread, on Lip Lick.

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I live to ride.

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We also have One Eye Josh.

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Alright, meaning he's hazard beam.

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And holding it down in North Carolina, we got strong arms.

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Yippity Skippity.

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Yep, North Kakanaki. Alright, so um this episode's gonna be pretty much a fun episode. There's gonna be some reviews, but mostly uh we're gonna get through to some Odyssey where I thought that. Um yeah. I would say you want to talk about the RC first? Yeah, sure. Sure and I. Yeah, sure. Yeah, so I'm I'm actually excited. So am I.

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I'm really excited.

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I do oh well sorry. I do like um rich stories, you know, because well, they're always epic, you know, and like I and uh like I think I think I agree, it's probably Hercules because come on, it's Hercules, do it. Yeah, well this is Homer's uh mythology.

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Yeah, so no, not that Homer.

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I read the not that Homer, but um well so I I think I read for the poem in high school. You all knew anything, yeah. We all had to. Yeah. Well I guess it was required, huh? Yeah.

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In a year, yeah. What?

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Yeah, I think you're right, yeah, yeah. So like I think you I think um um a cap a captain was in class, I think. Yeah, we were. Yeah, so so well in your opinion on the on the on the weekend for the story, like overall.

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Like overall, I mean it's a Greek classic. Hands down. It's a pretty good stories ever. I mean, like one on one on this. It's one of the greatest stories ever told. It's not I I don't think it's boring to say that. It's gonna be fun. Most I I'm gonna be honest with you, Christopher Nolan. Does he have some misses? He's got a lot of hits. Yeah. Um a lot of people are kind of iffy about this one because of certain acting choices, but I don't I won't know until I actually see it. A lot of people a lot of the one acting choice that they've been all about social media is the Elliot Page one, the transgender.

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For Achilles. But Achilles also have a very small role in the honesty.

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Yeah, it's not really a big deal.

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Yeah.

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Elliot, um with the guy? Yes. Okay.

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Well, it's well, it's nice to find role.

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They had those in greens, right? Oh wait, they did, but they're fucking not for nice. What what? What's drugger what? Sorry.

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Oh, it was my mistake. It was X T.

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Yeah, Elliot, yeah. Yeah, uh, Elliot Page, who uh was in judo, X-Men, X-Men, Last Dance, and and um and Future Path, also Future Path, yeah. No, that is uh that is the person who is uh gonna be playing maybe Achilles, I don't know. But uh you don't trust Rivers really.

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Yeah, I know.

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Do you think um Tom Holland's overused these days? I mean he can't be I mean so is in Dea.

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Yeah, but like they're they're not in this fucking film.

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Yeah, they are. Yeah, Tom Holland is the son of was it Dea? No, no, no, no, no. Dea is in this film, yes. Tom Holland's in this film, he's the son of um of the of the thief.

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Yeah, but it's characteristic Yeah, the son of Issy is and and Hathelin plays um yeah uh and Andrew Garfield's in this movie too.

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Oh, wait, what? Yeah, Andrew Garfield. Yeah, Andrew Garfield's in this movie. And um um Robert Patterson. Oh no, not Andrew Garfield, sorry. Robert Patterson. That's what you meant, yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. The Batman? The Batman's in this movie. Sendaya is in this movie. I just forget what role she played in.

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I'm wondering if she played Calypso.

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That's what I'm thinking. I mean, I think it's Calypso, but I don't remember what role she's playing. I just know either way. And then uh well, who else? Uh I know Punisher's in this movie.

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Oh, she's John Bertho, yes.

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Yeah, yeah, John Bertho, he's in this movie. Um who's the Cyclops, you think?

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I'm probably a CGI.

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Well, yeah, but I don't know who the Cyclops is.

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Yeah. They don't really show who plays Tom. Oh wait. Oh, different different Cyclops is my bad. Yeah.

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Anyway, so anyway, I'm gonna um expectation levels for this movie are pretty high. Um, which could be which could be doomed for this movie, because if you're expecting it to be good, it might flop, it might disappoint you in the in the end. I have heard mixed opinions about them not speaking Greek, them speaking more uh modern time.

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Which is I don't mind they don't speak English. Well, I mean I mean I'm glad you're doing to Greek. Well, no, they don't speak Greek.

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Yeah, no, most movies don't. See, that's my problem with it. It's like most ancient movies don't speak Greek, they speak English.

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Yeah.

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The problem is, is like one of the one of the criticism is that John Berthel, he has a like New Yorker accent, and it comes through. And that's which I'm like well, again, I haven't heard anything. I haven't heard, you know, he does like it's only one trail, like I've only seen one trailer, and very few characters have spoken in that trailer. Yeah, it's mostly like shot, big shot, big shot, big shot, you know.

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I think he's gone. That's the end of the thing.

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Yeah, it's pretty much it. There's really no speaking yet. So like that's why I said it's like it can either hit or it could miss.

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I think the one part I am really worried for is the polythemus. We haven't heard him speak yet, and it's all about how we have him speak. Because how we have him speak and who voices him makes or breaks that starting thing. Because he's like a squeaky voice that's over. That shows that that fucking thing sucks.

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I I doubt what the whether he's a spiky voice for that.

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Okay, well, it says Bill Irwin is the voice of Polymetheus. Okay, let's go.

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Polymetheus.

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And who is the regular character on Sesame Street? Whoa!

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Yeah, we're gonna we might be getting some good stuff here.

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Oh, so what's what's the uh what's so up? A pup a pup tier.

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That makes sense, actually. Yeah. On a scale of one, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I don't know. I guess on a scale of one to ten on excitement level, mine is I'm at an 8.5 for excitement level. I can't, I kinda have to be because I do like Christopher Nolan, and most of his films are probably kick-ass. Yeah. So I don't know. Uh Sean Arms, what's your excitement level?

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I'm a I'm at a nine. All right. Um, and I'll take this a step further and say this will be the best movie of the year.

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I know why you don't.

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I I think it has a I think it's gonna be hard to beat this.

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Yeah, I think it's one of the high essentials.

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Yeah.

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Well, considering um what happens like to the crewmates in the end. I mean, I don't know. I I that's what worried about, you know.

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Yeah, she's he's talking about what happens to the rest of the rest of the crew when it just leaves Odysseus left.

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Yeah, at the end on a scale of one to ten, John.

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I'll give it a uh eight.

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You're gonna get an eight? All right.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, yeah. I'm with strong arms, it's a nine for me. I am, as you all know, I'm a huge Greek mythology nerd. Um The Odyssey is my favorite story of all Greek mythology mythology. One of my favorite stories. And uh after seeing the trailer and everything, I'm just hyped to sit in the theater with my brothers and watch the film.

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Um, don't get don't be honored. My father might actually ask you if you guys want to go to Fort Lauderdale the big the big iMass.

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I I'm down with him if you want to see it.

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I mean, I'm down like again. Do you think he might have my sister's board for kit with us or no?

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I have no idea.

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Okay, well, I'm just asking.

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You can bring him if you want.

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Yeah, I thought I was gonna do it.

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Yeah, you can bring him, but I don't know.

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Okay.

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But that okay, let's move on. All right. So I think that's it for the Odyssey, really, because there's really nothing else to really talk about until we see it. Yeah.

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Well, yeah, I mean, like like I'm pretty sure um um like they might leave like some parts out.

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What's like well they always leave parts out. I Christopher Nolan's pretty he's pretty consistent. Like most of his movies are pretty long. So like I I I expect this one to be It's like two hours and so many minutes. It's like two hours and I expect it to be a pretty long movie. Well, not long, not like a long, long movie, but I mean Yeah.

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And I would say this as well, considering how excuse me. Well, in my opinion, the Dark Knight trilogy is probably the most comic comically accurate super like comic book movies series. So yeah, he's gonna be pretty with him at the helm, like it's gonna be as close to the actual story as possible.

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He did he didn't make Oppenheimer so Oppenheimer's one of the was really good too.

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Possibly approach over. Alright. Um, moving on to the next topic on the on the board. Um what was it?

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What's on us? Hold on. Uh okay. Yeah, sure. He man looked out of the way. Yeah, he-Man out of the way. So the last time uh we uh we did review audit, but things got a little things got a little out of hand, things got a little hectic.

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We're not gonna talk about it. It's we're moving on. So he-Man, uh we're gonna do just a quick review of it. It's I'm gonna uh fuck it. I gave I gave it a five, right? Yeah, yeah, five.

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And surprisingly, out of new information after not re-watching it, but going back and just deep diving into the to like my memory bank of watching the film, I'm lowering my score, guys.

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Yeah. Wow.

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I mean, yeah, dropping it from an eight that I gave it to a six.

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See, yeah, you see, you see, if you watch it like twigs or like reveal it, like you realize how bad it is.

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Yeah, it was it was it's a lot better than the 80s one by far, it leaps and bounds, but it's it's still I can I can make I can make a better one, and um I just uh I just like a guy in Florida.

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Yeah, so uh it's and yeah, I'm gonna give it a five. Um, I really don't feel like talking about it because it's been that long of a gap that we've haven't seen it very much. So five and a half. Yeah, five and a half.

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That's fine. All right, okay. So yeah, we have the power.

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Yeah, so I'm gonna bring this up because I want to. Uh me and one eye. Junior Bear just started the journey.

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Yes.

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Me and one eye have been doing the Sons of Anarchy TV show.

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Yeah, we've been um deep into the Redwood chapter of this of the Sons of Anarchy.

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Yes. Yes. So uh um I just want to talk about it. Um, for the most part, I'll try not to do spoilers as much as I can because you know I would, you know, Ginger Beard wants to watch it a little bit, but I'll I'm gonna basically say this. Um I you and I both we we fucking we hate clay. We fucking hate clay.

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I hate him. I hate him so much. I hate clay, I hate Tig.

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I hate Gemma. Oh my god.

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I hate Gemma.

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Gemma too, yeah. Yeah, no, I you you're gonna find out why we hate clay. And it I think I I think I kind of spoiled a little bit. Oh, it has everything to do with killing uh Opie Jax.

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Yeah.

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Jack's dad.

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Yeah, and then act all high and mighty about it. Yeah.

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He's like, he's like, I did I did what's good for for the gang or something.

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Yeah, no, he don't know he they always say that, oh, we did what's good for the club. It's like, yeah, what's good for the club, you decided to do a hit on a member without the rest of the members voting, which is against club rules. Yeah. Because how the club works in from what we're told in Canon is in order to have a sanction hit on one of the members, you have to first remove their patch. Yeah, and then they have to have the vote of does he meet Mr. Mayhem?

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Yeah.

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Which is the basically you're dead. The reaper. Yeah, the reaper. Yeah. And it has to be unanimous. It can't, like, if one person says uh no, then you you can walk away free. You know, walk away with your life. That's to they won't kill you unless everybody says yay.

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Did you get to the episode with the fundraiser yet? No, we have stopped episode after episode three?

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Yeah, we stopped after three.

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Okay, so he doesn't sing what we're talking about. Yeah, there's a fundraiser where um I'm not gonna spoil bonds, but they they deal with an ex-member of the Sons of Anarchy in a very brutal way. It's episode four. Yeah, for not getting the set two taken. If you want, if you finish enough time, do you want to watch it without?

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He wants to go. Okay, fine. Hey, I'll watch it like.

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Oh, yeah, watch it. Well, uh I don't know if I have a Fulu account anymore, because I I tried, but I think I need like you.

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So basically what basically what happens is that so when you get kicked out of the member, when you get out of the club, you have to basically black out all club-related tattoos.

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Tattoos, yeah.

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Basically, again, uh, the member that they deal with in season one did not block out hit, did not block out his tattoos. And um they basically gave him a choice. We can either cut it out or we can burn it out. We can burn it. You know that big back mural? Yeah. With the it says Sons of Anarchy, and with their it's on the zip. They all they all have a back mural.

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That dude, they burn the shit with a blowtorch. With a fucking blowtorch. Well, how else are we supposed to get off? You know, when you black it out.

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You could have blacked, he could have blacked it out. And he chose not to. Yeah.

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And he's lucky that they did it, you know, do the Mr.

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Mayhem vote because that was the part where I liked it though, was where Gemma tells his wife go to the hospital.

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Yeah, we didn't need to go.

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Yeah.

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Uh I I I don't like for the um the ex-whot. Oh, we hate it. We hate Gemma, trust me. Oh, Wendy.

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Oh, yeah, we hate Wendy story.

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I was gonna say, I thought you hate the mom, though.

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Yeah, I we all need the mom, yeah.

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Yeah, mom is a little it's kind of a it's kind of a bitch.

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Oh, you wait, you're just meeting her now? Wait till you get like season three of her boss.

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Season four and season three is when they develop the mom story arc. Because like I said, when you re-watch the show, and I I brought this up, like when I because I'm re-watching the first episode with him, and yeah, like when you're re-watching it, and she's like, you need to like make sure he follows in the right father's footsteps. There's a part of you that's like I'm pretty sure she's she didn't she didn't kill John, but she definitely caused the hit. Yeah, yeah. Like she was definitely like responsible in some way.

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I like I like how at the end of each episode um um Jack's just reading um his his dad's um diary.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, season one through three, it's him reading his father's diary. Seasons four through seven, he's writing his own diary for his kids.

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Yeah.

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That's that's that's what was the word, um character development?

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No, um poetic, yeah.

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It is poet, yeah. Because he's following his father's footsteps, and honestly, I'm gonna be honest, he's a better leader.

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Oh, he's winning.

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He's a better president than Clay ever was, and he becomes so like what Clay does is he basically makes the one thing that's going to burn him in the end.

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Yeah.

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Because Jax, at no point, in my in my opinion, ever resembled Clay. The only time he resembles Clay is when he's like getting his getting his revenges. Yeah. When he's going to be. Yeah, yeah. When he goes for blood.

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Yeah. I will say this. Yeah. The one time that I I noticed the difference between clay leadership and uh Jackson's is a Jax's. Um funny. Half sex. Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's the bike was so funny.

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Oh yeah, him on the little bike. He could he couldn't stop laughing at that. It was something.

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I'm so sorry.

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No, you're good. You're good. You're good. Come on, go on. Is the episode where he turned where he turns Tig into Pope.

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Oh yeah.

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And then it's a turnaround. That's the only time I noticed where Jax was like, that's the show of his own leadership. Because Jack because Clay would have turned him in and ended.

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No, but Jax, here's my problem with it I would have let Pope kill Tig.

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Yeah, certainly. Yeah.

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Because honestly, Tig is like the worst member of that biker game. Because he like season two, yeah, he fucks, he fucked corpses, yeah, and left his DNA.

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Yeah.

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On a corpse. Uh he gave uh juice um sleeping uh pills pills, didn't it said they were vitamins.

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Which is an idiot.

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He wakes up under oh no, he wakes up in a diaper. A diaper? Oh yeah, juice.

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Yeah, and and stapled two is it says I'm retarded.

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I'm partially her retarded.

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I thought I thought once when I first thought I said baby go boom boom.

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Yeah, well, I I would have had a full diaper.

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Yeah.

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I would have made sure it was a dirty diaper. Me too. With um deal with um take some shit. Maybe no, but no, no. So like he does that. Uh he basically manipulates clay. Because in season one, I don't hate clay, because like clay seems to be Oh, Raw Wanning person. Yeah, but he manipulates clay into basically putting the hit on Opie without the vote.

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Yeah.

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Sanctions the hit on Opie. Um Opie and his wife change cars because Opie. Yeah, right before it happens. He takes the kids home. So Donna's in his truck, and Jack and basically this gang frames people for murders and like scenes all the time. Uh Tig drives up in like an escalade, like a black gang member's car, and then puts his head and then does a drive-by cardie and kills Donna by blowing her head off.

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And then when he pulls up, he realizes the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he realizes the fuck up, and then like I'll give him respect. He does come clean.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

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But again, OP should have killed him.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I agree.

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I don't give a shit. Cause like you murdered my wife. I would have. Yeah, you murdered my wife. And like, Clay does get his comeuppets because OP does shoot him five times. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Uh yeah. I think he should have died.

SPEAKER_03

He should have died. And honestly, there the only reason why, and I'll say it to anyone who watches Seven of Anarchy, and people like might have a problem with Jax's decision. The only reason why Jax keeps him alive is because the CIA threatens him to basically stay a part of the drug cartel and mule. Yeah. Or we're going to let repo go after your club. So he's basically forced to keep Clay alive.

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Yeah.

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In order to do like Clay or Tick. Clay. Oh. Oh, he names Tig too.

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If Jackson, I think the only people that Jackson truly messed up. What's in the game is Opie. Opie Chip.

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Uh Opie Chip, which is the Scott, which I love. Yeah, he's great. He's like my favorite character.

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Bobby, which is my favorite character.

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Bobby and um the Elvis Guy. Happy. We haven't met Happy yet. He comes in later.

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And then the prospects that he inducts himself.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, his mentor, like he mentors the prospects.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Nice. Like, um, unfortunately, uh one of them is not halfsack.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, Chucky.

SPEAKER_03

Chucky. Um, and then that's about it. Yeah, and then I like half sec. Yeah, and then uh yeah, and then uh like I love Terra, and I'm I'm going to probably cry when I know what happens happened.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I will be out there and say I love Terra, but there are times where Tara pissed me the fuck off.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I know. They all do, they all piss you the fuck off every now and then. That's this is the problem with the drama show. It's like they try and make you meet him or something. There it's it's more of like because like like I said, the problem with season three is like Jax Jax's son gets kidnapped. Okay, and they spent the entire season in another country, in another well, trying to get this one baby back. And I'm just being like, this could all been settled in three episodes.

SPEAKER_06

I will admit though, the bad most badass line I've ever seen in a television show probably was what Gemma said to the nun about her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would rather, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was fucked up though.

SPEAKER_03

No, anyway, so my rating so far for Sons of Anarchy. So far, because I haven't finished yet. This is my rating because I've I've watched enough to get a good rating.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, so it's out of ten or out of five.

SPEAKER_03

Out of ten. Yeah, uh, my rating for Sons of Anarchy seasons one through six, because I haven't finished. Yeah. My rating is a solid eight.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. Because of because of the one multiple season.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, season three really brought the score down. But season four and five put it back up.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, so for me, I am close to the end. I'm on episode four of season seven, which is the final season. Yeah. Um I am I'm gonna say it right now, it is at an 8.5, and if the next few episodes are as good as they are, it might climb up to a nine.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. So that's my those are my grades. I like John, because you saw the first three episodes. Yep. You like them?

SPEAKER_09

Um, what should I do it out of 10 so far?

SPEAKER_03

Well, you can do you can do it out of five. You can do it out of five because you haven't seen the full season. Okay, well, so pretty much. We'll do the first episode first. So out of five for the first episode, okay.

SPEAKER_09

It's when uh that's the pilot. Pilot. Yeah, a good start. Eight. And four. You gave him a four? Yeah, yeah. Right. It has flaws because of the uh XY from the.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. Yeah, it has flaws, but it's a good, it's a good jumping option.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. And um episode two is is that with the Yayian albus? I like how he changed in character. He really enjoyed that.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_03

All right, yeah, and three. The final the clown balls episode. The Rocky Mountain oysters. Four and a half.

SPEAKER_06

Four half stack.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that guy has no stack. No stack. That's rap, though. So yeah, no, it's a it's a strong clown name. Yeah, it's strong. I think season one, in my opinion, is probably one of the best seasons. Oh, it's always no no no no one of the best season ones for a television show that I've seen. In a one while in a one.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

In a one. Not not all time. Yeah. In a while.

SPEAKER_09

It's better in the uh Sopranos. Oh yeah. Even even um one of the cats isn't part of the show. Adriana. Oh yeah. Hawaii for the let's not get crazy here. Oh, believe me.

SPEAKER_06

Bro, if you haven't watched this show, I would tightenly take your opinion and zip it. Yeah. I've watched both shows, the Sopranos and the Sons of Anarchine, both at the same time when I was watching them back to back. Bringing bad. Yeah. And bringing bad. So I will admit Sons of Anarchy is by far better than the Sopranos.

SPEAKER_03

Not better than Bringing Bad.

SPEAKER_06

Not better than Bringing Bad, no. I mean, it's close.

SPEAKER_09

That's like the king so far.

SPEAKER_06

It's close, but it's not as good.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's nowhere near. It's nowhere near as good. But yeah, no, I encourage I encourage Strong Arms to check it out to go on the journey. It's a fun journey.

SPEAKER_01

So right.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, so I think that's it. Yep. I mean, until you until you want until the two watch it, or if you really want to watch it, I won't I won't talk more because any more I talk, it's just spoiling everything. I kind of want I kind of like I like submistries to stay mystery.

SPEAKER_09

Fair stand.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Alright. So, well, let's move on. Let's move on. What do you think? Wait, you want to do Spider-Man? Wanna talk? I thought we did Spider-Man. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah. Um, I guess uh um Hunter Tell?

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Hurry to do your story toy story five person I'll do our toy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, your Toy Story Five.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, so I saw a Toy a Toy Story 5 with my nephew.

SPEAKER_06

And your mom?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Yeah. And and uh Mama Beard. Oh what? Mama Beard.

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Mama Bear.

SPEAKER_09

Mama Bear? Oh, that's a gym on how there I tell you what. Anyway, uh so um so I saw it, and um I so the plot is um I took um iPads have taken over like the kids' um um routines, I guess. Like yeah, and uh and it's mostly um it's mostly about Jesse um and her uh like it's her movie and um and Woody is like hard to get it.

SPEAKER_03

Well to be fair, they got rid of well to be fair, see this is this is where I have a problem with because I still think Toy Story 3 is the better ending. Yeah. I understand I get it. They want to do a trilogy with Bonnie, fine, whatever. Like Toy Story 3 was my generation of Toy Story, so like I'm I've I've only I've never seen four all the way. I've only seen parts of it, and from what I know is that Toy Story 4 was planned to be Woody's send-off.

SPEAKER_06

Which it is.

SPEAKER_03

But then he comes back in Toy Story 5.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, which makes no sense.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, it it's mostly uh like it it's it's trying it's hard to make a it's trying to make a next um generation story, you know? Yeah like like there's new there's new um like um trends there's there's new um there's new yeah a trends like a new staff's quo it's like and um it's it's like the other guy it's better off in the early 2000s you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

Well I mean it's better off when we watched the like uh my thing is this the Andy trilogy, I'm gonna call it that the Andy Trilogy trilogy. In my personal opinion, it is probably the best trilogy because well I won't I won't know until I see if I ever do watch all of Bonnie's thing, but from from what I've gathered is that like it really I think br draws from all of the like when you play with your toys in a in the first movie when you when uh you you know throw your hammy down for the brand new thing, yeah, and you know, all that. And like Toy Story 2 is more about Woody finding out how special he really is. Yeah, and like and like growing as a character, in my personal opinion. Because it's more about growth for him than it is about anything else. Yeah. And Toy Story 3 is more about you know, graduation, you know, yeah, ending like going from childhood to a young adult or adulthood and like moving on from your toys and yeah, like passing them down.

SPEAKER_09

I like, yeah, because uh I like how they um express the beauty of um childhood, you know?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Well here's my problem because the theory goes, this that the Toy Story theory is that Woody used to belong to Andy's father.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I yeah. I would have if if that's the truth, then technically, in my because like there was a moment where he didn't want to give Woody up because it's like it's sentimental, because it's from it's the last name from his father. Yeah, it's the same. And supposedly that's what the theory is, the last name from his father.

SPEAKER_06

And the Andy writing on his thing is not Andy R.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, no, it's Andy Sr.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I believe it. Yeah, no, I believe it too. But I'm I'm one of those people where it's like, see, that's the problem I have with Toy Story. Like the the only part of the of the original of the original is like I don't think he would have given up Woody because if that's the last semblance of his father, like that that means more value to him than any other toy that was in that box. Because it's basically like this is the only momentum I have from my father.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. Well, speaking of um um past owners, um it doesn't movie explores um Warren Jesse's origin, you know, like well like we'll we get to see um um shit, what's her name? Emily, I think. Oh Emily, yeah. Yeah, you see her face and like uh okay. That's cool, I guess. And then and and then and he's and then show you a scene of Emily like saying goodbye to her.

SPEAKER_06

As a g as a as an adult? Yeah, uh I'm like well as he leaves her in the on the box in the side on the side of the room. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Like I'm like oh okay, is that well was that actually um necessary?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, they're trying to pull up the heartstrings because they didn't this whole thing was season two. The whole thing of the Toyota 2 with um the children get older song, and the last scene we see is her putting yeah, her driving away and her putting uh her in the box, and now we're seeing this the full scene of that showing they weren't playing their cards fully.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, they're trying like it's like it's like a rep I guess it's a rep con, I guess. So stupid though. I agree. I think rep cons.

SPEAKER_04

Oh well, they did actually uh debunk the more popular Toy Story theory that uh Emily was Andy's mom.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah that um my mom told me that, and then and I'm like I could be right.

SPEAKER_03

I mean I don't know if the hat that Andy wears is the hat that Emily wears. Yeah, which is the Jesse hat is the Jesse hat, which is kind of surprising.

SPEAKER_04

That was the theory from the first, well really from the second movie, and now they've debunked it. Well how did they debunk it with anything? Well, no, because Emily doesn't look like it's because like they show there's a picture of uh Emily with her daughter who is named Jesse.

SPEAKER_09

Um I'm like yeah, okay, come on, uh like like that's what Emily let's post what to be what represents um like a dark reality of adulthood, I guess.

SPEAKER_06

No, the dark reality of children growing up and no one's playing with their toys.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not gonna lie. Go on. What go on? No, I'm not gonna lie. My funniest moment is um, you know that YouTube channel like C. No, no, no, that the funniest thing is when uh when they do Emily, when like they donate uh Jess Jesse's getting donated. One of the funniest uh lines from my YouTube, the YouTube channel I like to watch, so are stupid. Uh is um this guy named Eric, he's like, is that what happen is is why does this make me feel so bad? Donating toys isn't supposed to make you feel this way. And it's like it's like it's like it's like your ninja turtles felt something, Eric.

SPEAKER_10

Like, why did you do this?

unknown

Why did you leave baby?

SPEAKER_09

Raphael Raphael's angry, gonna kill you now.

SPEAKER_06

No, no, so in tourist story five. I have to ask because I do have time tomorrow after my stuff that I have to go take it, Rachel to go see it. She wants to go see it. So, do we see Emily as an adult? Like she a character besides in a flashback scene. Like you like, do we see her later on or no?

SPEAKER_08

Just here's a picture at the end.

SPEAKER_04

But if I like we go back to a childhood house, uh someone else lives there now.

SPEAKER_09

Oh and then uh what's uh what what I thought it was uh um creative, but that um a new owner uh of the house um has has a daughter about um what's her name?

SPEAKER_06

Emily Bonnie Bonnie's age, and then and then and then at the end they become friends, and like it's kind of like they're they're putting um Emily's legacy and Annie's leg or oh are you trying to say that they'll meet each other and the in like their daughters will meet like Annie and Emily's daughter? Maybe I don't know.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know. I was saying it's it's a great um um a way to what to connect um the past and the uh prize presenting, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like two it was like like a river and says like goes back, you know, like I think the funniest thing we saw, and then the funniest thing that we did is uh he and I are watching, we just started watching Subs of Anarchy, and Toy Story 5 trailer comes on screen and she comes out. This is the reason why she wants to see Toy Story 5. She's like, Oh, I want to see that, and I just said no.

SPEAKER_05

And I said no. We both said no at the same time.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, he was like, No, we're watching a motorcycle game right now.

SPEAKER_06

So no, we don't need to go see that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Um, I'm good. I I rather I rather I'll see the clowns balls get shot. Actually, that was the episode.

SPEAKER_01

That was the episode.

SPEAKER_09

No balls.

SPEAKER_03

No balls, no balls. No, that was the episode we were watching.

SPEAKER_09

No balls, no glory.

SPEAKER_03

Uh so uh no, so so I have a question. So what's your rating?

SPEAKER_09

Um, yeah. Um six because it because it was it's a passing sport. Well the toy story, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like like like you can't hate a toy story. Oh although although of all the movies, um I feel like that is my least no four is actually. Four is your least favorite. Yeah, thought is better than four.

SPEAKER_03

Uh not by much.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, but uh my favorite is um a two, and I guess of course it that's why, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and they probably yeah, strong arms, you saw it.

SPEAKER_04

Yep.

SPEAKER_03

What is your grade?

SPEAKER_04

Uh I'll give it uh six as well.

SPEAKER_09

Again, twice, you know.

SPEAKER_04

I I don't know if I said, like we that's one part we didn't even talk about yet is the army of buzz light years. Oh yeah, those guys. Okay, first of all, the whole crate of buzz light years fall into a deserted island. And nobody noticed that a whole crate was missing, a whole shipping crate was missing.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, but yeah, I never got that because because these are new um models that that actually fly.

SPEAKER_04

They're newer models and they can fly now, like a drone, basically drones.

SPEAKER_09

Like drones. Yeah, they fly now. Damn those light years. And and and they they carry Buzz and Woody. Um what's that? Oh, this is a flying as reference to the first one. Oh, it's style.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, you know me.

SPEAKER_09

I was like, oh my god, really?

SPEAKER_04

No, this is falling with style. Actually, you know what? I'll I'll change my I'll change it to a five.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. Okay. Oh well.

SPEAKER_04

Well, there were good moments in the movie. However, I if I haven't said before, I'll say now. This series could have ended with a third one. Oh, I agree.

SPEAKER_09

I yeah, it should have ended a three.

SPEAKER_03

I mean personally, the way I would have the way I would have done it is again, like I said, the theory is is that Woody was Andy's dad's toy. I'm sorry to say this. How I would have ended Toy Story 3. Donate the other toys, but he keeps Woody.

SPEAKER_06

He brings him to college.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, because that again, that is a symbolism of that's his father, and like his father's spirit. Yeah, it's not just a toy.

SPEAKER_06

Cowboy man or whatever, and he says, I can't give you this.

SPEAKER_03

Well, he he doesn't want to.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, and he just said, I can't give you this, it doesn't belong to me originally.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, it's not it's not that it belongs.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, it's now now hear me out, hear me out.

SPEAKER_03

What yeah?

SPEAKER_04

They make one more Bonnie is grown up now, and she's going off doing whatever, but she runs into Andy Andy's kids, and then she gives his toys back to him.

SPEAKER_09

It's like a cycle or something.

SPEAKER_06

That's gonna be a great one.

SPEAKER_03

Well, no, then see that's that's that's gonna probably be Toy Story Six.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I guess I guess by the way until I explained um it's a cycle, I guess.

SPEAKER_03

You know, it's like to be fair, I don't think Bonnie's gonna give him all his toys back, but I think what would be more interesting is if instead I think what would be interesting is in Toy Story Six, it's more of Bonnie has to find Woody.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Well well well well this movie um um Woody um wasn't isn't isn't really hers anymore.

SPEAKER_06

He's just like he's a wandering toy.

SPEAKER_09

That's what I said. Yeah Bonnie has to find Woody because to give him back to Andy, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Her that's her question.

SPEAKER_04

She never really she's never really looking for him.

SPEAKER_03

She never really looked for him. She wasn't, she didn't really care.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That's why I said toy story six. That's that's just Toy Story Six, because that's the only thing I could think of would be that would be the only interesting thing about it, would be if they give Andy Woody back.

SPEAKER_09

I think I think it'd be interesting if all um if all iPads are shut down, and then and then and then all the kids are are in a panic.

SPEAKER_03

Actually, I can see a scene where wherever Woody is, like if he's sitting on a shelf somewhere or wherever, like he's supposed to be, and like Andy as a grown-up, as an adult, just happens to walk into wherever Woody is and sees the cowboy, and he's like, No, no, this can't be. And he looks at the foot and it says Andy. But they said, Well, it's a Bonnie, now and and Bonnie, and he's like, Hey kiddo, you want a new toy? No, I don't think he would give it to his son. I think he'd just keep it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, he would buy it for buying or whatever for himself. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think he would give it to his son. Or his or his or his children. Because I think at that point, it's like it's almost like them saying, like, yeah, this was uh his father's toy. Like, like I don't think he's gonna give it away anymore.

SPEAKER_09

What his what if if the dead if the dad ever appears, well, okay, flashback. You think if you think it you think Tom Hanks will voice him? Definitely. Yeah, I think so too.

SPEAKER_03

That's why I think I always thought Woody felt see the because when Woody looks at himself, he doesn't realize that he's part of like uh Woody's Roundup. I always thought that they were trying to say that Woody is more than just what he's supposed to be. Like that's the reason, like the reason why he's so like gun ho about being within. And making sure Andy's okay is that's more like a part of his father. Either Woody just took what his father wanted to do and like made sure Andy was okay, like took on that mission to make sure Andy would be had a happy life, or it's part of his father.

SPEAKER_06

I feel like, and this is just me, I feel like when you play with your toys, and this is the theory I came up with when I was watching Toy Story back for the last, I think it was I watched watching it a couple weeks ago. I started watching them again, just for watching them back. I felt this theory that when you play with your toys in the world, hey, maybe in the world the fucking shit works, I don't know, you know, like that. Um, they take on your personality and your aspects.

SPEAKER_09

After you die?

SPEAKER_06

After not even after you die, as you play with them. So the stories you create with your toys, whatever character you put the role in, that's the personality they come they come with when they become alive. See, like the iron army men always are in army fun, okay? Buzz Light here, thinks he's a space command, sparks.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But that's a default setting. He learns to become something else when you get played away. Okay? There's always a default setting. Woody's default setting never had a default because he wasn't supposedly.

SPEAKER_03

Supposedly, this is just Pixar like Wiki, because this is on Pixar Wiki. Supposedly, he's a prototype.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So they never made like Woody was never made in like a past me. Like he was a prototype that just was sent out.

SPEAKER_06

Was no was for a it was a cereal box uh like it was like it was some kind of promotional item.

SPEAKER_03

Like he they they were going to do a Woody Roundup, you know, toy. So they had a, you know, they had a prototype, and like Andy's father supposedly won the toy.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And the only reason why they say that is because Woody is fucking worth 20 grand.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, in the series.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, in a in a in a Pixar short, the chicken man comes back.

SPEAKER_06

Al Toy Barn.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, Al Toy Barn. In a Pixar short, and Woody is on eBay, and he fucking he puts out 20 grand to buy him. To buy Woody.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, he would do that. He was going to go to Tokyo. Well, Tokyo, yeah. So and like like if he did go to Japan, he probably would have his own anime or something. Most likely.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. No, but the the thing is, so my theory is came up with is when you play with your toys, they put they take on the role of the of that character you put into them, as well as the personality traits you put into them from what how you play. For example, like Andy, he like, you know, Mr. Oinker's the piggy bank, he's always the bad guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

So he's potato is Mr.

SPEAKER_06

Potato is the bad guy. So he acts like the bad guy, a mean person to other people. Okay?

SPEAKER_09

Well, yeah, he's a jerk. Yeah, he's a jerk. Yeah. Um that way, that's why. So I fucking hate Mr.

SPEAKER_03

Potato Head.

SPEAKER_06

I thought he's funny even as a kid.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I still don't.

SPEAKER_04

Uh he's me.

SPEAKER_09

I think it's I think he's I think he's funny by a role personality of.

SPEAKER_04

I'm grumpy sometimes.

SPEAKER_09

Rump. I'm I'm a very spot. I'm very spot.

SPEAKER_03

He would say that everyone cheat. Yeah. Some of us aren't. Get over. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

Some of us aren't like you know.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, no, get out of the way. You you're you're you're right. Wait, hey, wait, wait, go back. It's like I'm all right now 45. I'll just go back for now.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my god. I get okay. A pig. Umker? Mr. Oinkers, I call him, I called him Oink, Mr. Oinker's, but or Hammy, I think. It's Hammy. He he's he's a bunny. I think he's the most um like well, he's played by a comedian.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, Slink is actually a 70s toy, okay? So it makes sense that Slink has a hippie personality.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, I tell you what. It also makes sense that Slink is also a hand-me-down.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Tell my stories!

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It also makes yeah, it makes sense that Slink is a hand-me-down. Isn't Slink given up in Toy Story 3? Like he's got to be.

SPEAKER_06

He's mentioned that he was given away on an auction.

SPEAKER_09

His actor passed away. Yeah, but they couldn't make it. Yeah, the same with um Squeakers. Oh yeah, I missed him. Yeah, well, he was he was okay. He was cute, adorable. That's all he was, you know.

SPEAKER_03

No, I um no, I just remember, like, I I'm gonna be honest with you, Toy Story 3 is probably hands down the in my opinion, the best Toy Story movie. Because I I just think I think it is. It's one of the best movies.

SPEAKER_06

It's a good one. Uh don't get me wrong. I was re-watching it to me recently because the guy was talking about Toy Story 5, and he says, this was an animation movie that was originally made for kids, but this one was geared toward adults because the imagery they show in this is really, really stark in contrast. You could not show this to kids.

SPEAKER_03

What toy story three?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

With the whole like the no shit. Toy Story 3 was made for the kids that grew up in the 90s that watched Toy Story 1 and Toy Story 2. It's a send-off. That's the whole point of the send off, yeah. That's the reason why it's a send-off. But you can't have kids watch it. Like it's not something at no point is it like completely like dark, yeah. Dark, dark.

SPEAKER_06

But I'm not a question for the game, okay? You we all have played with toys growing up, right? Uh uh, yeah. Okay, yeah, were you did watching Toy Story now and watching those scenes and Toy Story 3? Did that ever make you feel bad that you stopped playing with your toys?

SPEAKER_09

No.

SPEAKER_06

In any way. I try even if your toys were alive.

SPEAKER_09

I try I try I try to talk to my toy.

SPEAKER_10

Joseph, please, something talk to me.

SPEAKER_03

Do you want to be 100% honest with you? No, I I don't care. To be honest with you, and I would say that um I was a mixture of both Sid and Andy. I was a mixture of both Sid. Not in that I would destroy my toys, more of like in my creating a story, I would end up, you know, doing like because like I could fix the toy.

SPEAKER_06

So yeah, sometimes I can do that time, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, I could fix the toy because you pop their leg in. It's not like I pop the leg off like if it was like an army toy and then like like color red on it, yeah, like signify like blood. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Like that's a little that's a little um um too real, but yeah, it's creative.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that's how it works, dude. Hey, hey, look, hey, look. I used to do something called I used to do something called um I shit. I I fuck it. It's uh it's courthouse.

SPEAKER_06

I I used to play torture chamber.

SPEAKER_03

No, I used to do you're fucked up. Okay. No, I his his his is a courtroom.

SPEAKER_04

You're just getting really dark.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. That got dark real quick.

SPEAKER_04

I know.

SPEAKER_03

No, mine would be like courtroom drama because I would be watching with my folks, they'd be watching like cop shows and stuff like that. So I I would do that with Toys. Optimus Prime was the lead detective.

SPEAKER_08

He would be the detective.

SPEAKER_03

He would be the lawyer. Like, oh, my favorite moment because like in robot chicken, it it does it does, it is funny because like that one moment was like, who was our lawyer?

unknown

What's up?

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_06

That'll not next time, boys.

SPEAKER_03

So I said, boys, I'm good at flying. Not much lawyer.

SPEAKER_09

It's okay. Here's gonna be okay, okay. I I didn't have the horse. I was like, yeah, you're you're right.

SPEAKER_03

You're the wrong no, I did uh so like no, it would be funny because like I would have Batman sometimes.

SPEAKER_08

Oh Batman, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, no, and then like it was funny because like I I made Batman one time the police of the chief, police of chiefs, yeah, chiefs, police uh and Optimus Prime was like uh Optimus Prime was given a young like go-getter. Like um, I forget who it was. No, it was a detective. He's like, he's like, Optimus Prime, you're you're you're you're going you're you're gonna have to have a partner.

SPEAKER_11

It's like nah, I work better alone. Sorry, but you're going to have to ride with Bubble Bee.

SPEAKER_09

One thing like that? I don't want to.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no, I just I think I should defend myself before but when I said I played torture chamber, I played King and I had this little like nightstand that had four different levels.

SPEAKER_07

And it whipped?

SPEAKER_06

No. Never, no. And I would say no. Well, you said torture chamber.

SPEAKER_04

And I would I would send my torture-is would have been strap on.

SPEAKER_09

Alright, let's talk.

SPEAKER_05

So I had a torture chamber.

SPEAKER_06

I had this damn I had this nightstand that had four different levels to it, okay? And I would be like the top levels, the palace, and the other two levels with the other are the dungeons for the chamber.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, bar yeah, Barbie G house. Okay, fuck you. No. Sex house. Or G House.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I wanted that when I was 14. That shit determined something else, but okay.

SPEAKER_09

Let's bring your house?

SPEAKER_02

Let's bring your house. A sex dungeon with Ken.

SPEAKER_06

I don't have I didn't have Ken. I had Army Man toys, I had an Aang toy, and an Art toy, I had a bunch of toys.

SPEAKER_09

What a crossover. Oh god. I was thinking rock damn fiction.

SPEAKER_06

So I would pretend one of my toys was the king, bring up like other people bring a prisoner in, and then he'd be like, bring him to the tower, make you stay comfortable. I pull a face down.

SPEAKER_09

And then have have fun with him. That's a punishment. He's the fan, bad boy.

SPEAKER_03

I would literally look at your mom like you caused that.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know. I don't know what the hell you were smoking with him? You gotta stop that.

SPEAKER_06

My parents never watched me actually play, that's the thing.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, well, well, well, that's a joke.

SPEAKER_06

No, I know, I get that, I get it.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, okay. Speaking of uh a toy story, um, have you seen the have you seen the YouTube video um my um um meat with canya? Yes. What's up, what's so in the video, uh Andy he tortures of the other toys watching before you speak. He's like, Do you think I'm fucking playing this speaker? And what you speak, he's like, Yes, you're alive!

SPEAKER_03

And then he says what what yeah you yeah, when you find out that we're alive, you have cancer.

SPEAKER_07

What do you think happened with what's there? He moved. He moved what's that heaven, Andy.

SPEAKER_06

Heaven, I thought he was when I first saw that scene, I thought he was gonna say something totally different.

SPEAKER_09

Hell? Yes, yeah, I wasn't in hell too, but but still, I I see that I see that happening because because you're supposed to see a a toy um move, and uh well, it's like an angel, right?

SPEAKER_03

Pretty much. I mean, to be honest with you, you also like I think we can move on. Yeah, sure. As a toy story, yeah discussion.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, it's close. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10

That was good mad. That's for sure. He used to pull his pants up, you're gonna pop me, bro.

SPEAKER_09

He deserves to be punished.

SPEAKER_10

He's gonna bag.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I'm gonna spread him.

SPEAKER_09

When there's a whip, there's a way we are the slaves to the Dark Lord's war.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, I'm gonna do it. It's gonna be 100% honest with you. Like, oh my god, dude. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06

What the fuck? A torture chamber? I I I basically called it playing king and queen, but it Yeah, however way you say it. It's still a sexual chapter. Yeah. I was not making it sexual until I was 14. I'll be not.

SPEAKER_03

But Okay, moving on, moving on, moving on. Uh to be fair, to be fair, when you're a teenager, you do you do end up doing some weird things. I mean, I have Robin and Starfire for a teen tight.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I mean, that's that's totally normal.

SPEAKER_09

I have Darth Road Soccer. Huh? I have I have Narthrough Sakura. Yeah, that's just wrong. No, to be fair, no, at first I liked it as a couple, but now I'm like, well, but now I'm like, fuck her, dude.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Well, any of them is a couple.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I'll admit it. I had an opportunity not to.

SPEAKER_09

That's good because it's canon. Yeah, so you were right. So so uh I was wrong. You you were right to do that.

SPEAKER_06

So anyways, on undertone time?

SPEAKER_09

Undertone, yeah. So also also what? Is it is a horror?

SPEAKER_06

It's a horror film. Um funny enough, it talks about it's a about a podcast like us. Just their their focus is on a paranormal, and they get a uh an anonymous um recording sent in from a couple named Jesse and Mike.

SPEAKER_09

James the Pokemon?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I get it. Yeah, Mike, um, about my Jesse has been talking in her sleep and they don't know what's going on. Okay. Um, so he's she says she hasn't stopped in her sleep, so they're recording, so Mike's recording the things. There's 10 audio recordings. Okay, and they're breaking it up into each by segment while things are going on.

SPEAKER_09

What's the monster?

SPEAKER_06

The monster turns out to be a demon go that has targeted um children in the womb. Uh and as also also or ongoing are children, babies, basically.

SPEAKER_09

How do you how do the podcast?

SPEAKER_06

So the as in the podcast of the the lead main actress in the movie, her character becomes pregnant.

SPEAKER_09

Uh and she doesn't want the child. Uh abortion or something?

SPEAKER_06

No, she doesn't she plans to have an abortion, basically. Okay. And then uh I can't spoil too much. All I'm gonna say is I really enjoy the movie. And it for for what it's worth, it got me. It got me. And horror movies don't get me that much anymore, so you spoil it.

SPEAKER_09

No. No? No.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Would you last watch with me?

SPEAKER_09

No. I mean, that sounds gross.

SPEAKER_06

I mean any horror aspect for the pregnancy, uh you don't actually see the pregnancy.

SPEAKER_09

Well, still, it I think well the idea of it, uh, it grows me out, and I wanna be part of that. That's me though, but um what happens we'll see if you can, I guess.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I would say the last 30, 40 minutes of the film is when it really fucking like hits the fan. Like it gets really intense, really messed up, and really scary.

SPEAKER_09

Does the baby does the baby come out and be bulk or something?

SPEAKER_06

No. No, because no, no, no. It's again, this one this uh undertone relies a lot on audio and sound to scare you. And what you can't see.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. I don't like that. Uh oh by the uh by the way, you gotta congrat you you're welcome.

unknown

Why?

SPEAKER_03

For what? No, my father found all four paranormal activity movies at the library for eight bucks. Yeah. He asked me if I want, and I said, Yeah, I'll give them the Josh.

SPEAKER_06

I hate you. I like to ask with the gift because it's my best friend giving me the gift, but I hate the movies.

SPEAKER_03

Don't worry, I'll be putting them in a wedding thing. Where it's like on screen. No, not on screen. No, it's like let's make a wedding game. I'll be giving you I'll be giving it to him uh like his bachelor party.

SPEAKER_06

Well, they're not that scary. They're not that scary.

SPEAKER_09

They're mostly well, just like um the camera, right? Yeah, it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I've literally said what that movie series is like. It's like someone went into War Brothers or Paramount, took it took their pants down, took a shit on the guy's desk. So what I'm seeing here is a movie where nothing at all happens. But it's scary.

SPEAKER_05

Some random dude does that.

SPEAKER_09

That's that's that's what that's that's what he did this remake.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, shit on my floor.

SPEAKER_09

I cannot ship parge to say, it's a ghost.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, so I had to give this movie a rating on its own. I'm giving it an eight.

SPEAKER_09

Of course he was. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Well, I'm not giving you a 10, just saying an eight.

SPEAKER_09

I know. But I getting horror. I don't know. Well, I'm not well, I'm not a horror fan, also that's me.

SPEAKER_06

I will say, this is the last thing I'll say on the matter. It will make me very um weary of child theme songs like Bow Bob Cheap and Spring Around the Rosie. That one too, and Lennon Ridge.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you can make it, you can make those scary. Yes. The way that they sing it.

SPEAKER_09

Well, they are scary, and if you think about it.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah. If you sing it in a way that makes it scary, you can't.

SPEAKER_09

Ashes, ashes we all fall down.

SPEAKER_06

We know that one's about the uh black flag.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so moving on to what like okay. We're not seeing supergirl.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, never happening, never happening.

SPEAKER_03

Like, so now I'm gonna see now I'm gonna see Supergirl. Uh Supergirl. Here's my thing, and I I wanted to bring this up because uh my coworker brought it up. I told you guys yesterday. Yeah. So, like I'm a big PC fan. That's number one. I think we all are.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

I I've been um I've been on Billy, I've been on I've been uh on uh Marvel High. So clearly I'm um I'm Marvel, sorry.

SPEAKER_03

You mean uh you like both, right?

SPEAKER_09

I do, yeah, but right now um Marvel is um is on my is in my head these days. So yeah, I I love DC. To be fair, Marvel has always been your favorite though.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it has really yeah, and you're right. It's always been your favorite. To be honest with you, I I still question why, but that's just me. Like, because I love Spider-Man and I like X-Men, but I'm a huge like DC just to me is the better of the story wise, but that's not me.

SPEAKER_04

Me person. I don't care much for DC outside of the Batman universe.

SPEAKER_09

Okay. I do like the Flash, you know. Yeah, that's why it feels very cool. It was like Grod, you know. Oh yeah. So but um is here.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just waiting for a good Green Lantern movie.

SPEAKER_09

Is here is here are either that or a Flash movie, a better one than the last one.

SPEAKER_03

That one, watching this like them basically killing it. Yeah. They had no choice. They had they either had to release it or suffer the or suffer the losses, which they still suffered the losses, so well the thing is nobody asked nobody asked for a supergroup um movie.

SPEAKER_09

Like after Superman, you you know?

SPEAKER_04

Like Yeah, and nobody asked for Guy Gardner to be the live-action Green Lantern.

SPEAKER_09

Maybe Thion as Guy No, no, it should have been no sense. It should have been held with Jordan.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, that's what we all said. Should have been held Jordan.

SPEAKER_09

Well Supergirl. Well like like it could have like um like Martian handhunter or like uh or even that wouldn't have done well. Well, yeah, I guess he he doesn't have any villains, right?

SPEAKER_03

Like Oh, it's not that. It's more of like you have to pick the you have to pick heroes. Like the way I'm Marvel started their universe. And to be fair, and I would always say this to any Marvel fanboy, technically, Marvel didn't start with their A list, they started with their D list. Because Iron Man, nobody gave a shit about Iron Man as a character when they made the movie.

SPEAKER_08

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

The only one that really like stood out in the first phase one is Hulk. Because Hulk is technically the most popular character of phase one.

SPEAKER_08

Well yeah, I mean he he had some TV show in the 7Gs.

SPEAKER_03

He was the most popular character of phase one because Captain America is Captain America, but he's like a B list. Thor is a mythical, myth mythological god that's in our world, it's in their world, it's also in DC. So I mean, like you have to like you kind of have to look at that and say, like, well, that's more of like maybe a B C range. Yeah, about when it comes to Marvel. At the time. They didn't own X-Men. They didn't know in Fantastic Four. They didn't own Spider-Man. So you're pretty much starting with the shit squad.

SPEAKER_09

Avengers? Well, I he at the time he wasn't like talked about. Like, I mean He was barely talked about. What? Before 2008, he was barely talked about. Well, yeah, I mean, I mean well I mean I mean sure he may have had a current attum in the in the 90s, I think.

SPEAKER_03

Let's be honest here. Out of the original Marvel characters, which included the Avengers, Amazing Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, Hulk, X-Men, and well, X-Men came later.

SPEAKER_08

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it came later. Uh the ones that were canceled early, Iron Man, Avengers, Thor, Captain America, they were canceled early.

SPEAKER_09

At the time.

SPEAKER_03

At the time. Spider-Man survived. Barely. But survived. Fantastic Four survived. Barely. But survived. Yeah. And Hulk survived.

SPEAKER_09

Well. Barely. The movie is um first. Like he's playing. Well in the movie verse, no.

SPEAKER_03

Talking about the early 60s when they started.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Talking about the early 60s. Marvel. Like, here's the here's the sad truth about Marvel. And I think it's I think it's an interesting, like, I think it's an inner interesting like um analysis of the two companies. DC you know, DC Comics, yeah, has always been better than Marvel. They've had better stories, they had better characters, they had better animation. Villains. Villains. They've never stories. Even their movies, though not great, like not all of them were great, but they're still better than Marvel. Because Marvel's movies were just dog shit before 2008. It was too edgy. Besides Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_09

It was and Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_03

And X-Men.

SPEAKER_09

It were too edgy. Well, yeah, but Marvel, you know, Marvel.

SPEAKER_03

But here's the thing about here's the thing about Marvel. Marvel went bankrupt. DC didn't. Marvel went bankrupt twice. Yeah. And they had to sell off the characters the second time in order to stay afloat. That's why Spider-Man's owned by Sony. That's why X-Men was owned by Fox. Fantastic IV was owned by Fox. Hope Universal. Yeah, Universal. There's a reason why all their major like uh characters were sold off because they were bankrupt. Bad. Because Marvel just does not know how to make movies? No. You does not know how to control their money. That's true, yeah. Or their assets. DC has always been, like, the way I look at it and the way I've read it is DC's always been comics first, movies and show second. They want their comic books, because they're a comic book company, to do better at all costs. Their movies and animation stuff comes second. That's why, like, no matter how bad the movies get, they're always like, Wow, the comics doing.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Doing alright. Okay, we're good. Yeah, we're still making bank. So we're still making bank on our characters. Whereas Marvel, their shows suck. Yeah. Not the live actions yet. But the cartoons suck. Yeah, I do. But the cartoons suck. Their live actions are hit or miss. They're not all great. Yeah. Like they all can't be Daredevil. Or Punisher. If you really want to go with it. Like they all can't be those. Like they they they're hit or miss, most of them. Yeah. The only good thing about Marvel is their movies.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. I yeah, because like it'll if you if you if you the story like like right, you know, like in the in the right um pays in the right and of course of course of course the right actors also. They they picked a good a good actor for Iron Man. Because if pretty much they're kind of the same, you think about it.

SPEAKER_03

Well, yeah, but here's the other thing too with DC. And it's like there's some when someone says like welcome DC can't get their heads out of their ass. The problem is is that like Marvel had years to prepare for themselves. DC is trying to rush it because they're trying to do what Marvel does. And here's my thing, and how I would run the company differently, is more of like I would have started with Superman or Batman. Yeah. But I would start with Superman. Uh the Batman, I would have never recasted Batman. I'm just folding the Batman into the universe. Yeah, a puzzle, right? Yeah, no, I'm just folding him in. Like you could you could easily make him the Batman of the universe, and you don't have to have this whole bullshit. We're recasting again the Dark Knight. Um you start with Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern. Those are the four superheroes you start with, then you do the Justice League, and then you introduce in that movie Flash, Supergirl, whatever.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So you introduce those characters. Maybe Cyborg, you introduce those characters in Justice League. But you have the four you have the first four be Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman. Three of them are your pillars.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. They're your top they're they're your um power or trio.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, they're your power trio. Green Lantern is a really good fourth one, depending on which one you use. I would take Hal Jordan. Yeah, because he's the most well known, he's the most popular. Yeah, but John Stewart's okay, but I would start with Hal Jordan because again, he's the most well known and he's the most popular. Jon Stewart, I would have like in Green Lantern 2 or like in Justice League, as like, hey, who's this? Oh yeah, this is my new prototyp.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Well, yeah, you're like a teacher, you know? Yeah, I like that. That's how I would do that. That's that's how I would start the universe. But what they what they're doing right now, just like they just jumped ahead because they just went to Supergirl, which makes no sense. Because like Supergirl, no offense to any Supergirl fans, but I'm sure there are very few of them. Like Supergirl is like uh D.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, well look, she's just I I saw her as just a female um Superman. That's all. Yeah, but as except she's hot. Really hot.

SPEAKER_04

Well, not really.

SPEAKER_09

Well, not the movie. Not a movie super. But in the day when she was hot.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, in the comic book and in the animation cartoon. She's supposed to be. I know.

SPEAKER_04

In the uh the old uh super girl movie from the 80s. Was it the 80s?

SPEAKER_03

I think so. I never watched it. It's like a really bad one. It was it was made, it was made during the bad Superman movies. Superman 1, great. Superman 2 is okay. Superman 3, Superman 4, you just it's equivalent to your head, right? Well, I mean, they technically kind of forced uh Christopher Reeves to make those movies.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And he really didn't want to.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I'd rather so is that where the Superman curse comes from?

SPEAKER_03

Uh no, the Superman curse comes from the uh 1930s or 1940s, when um the first ever Superman who was a live action was murdered. Oh did that what happened? Yeah, he was murdered in his home. Shit.

SPEAKER_08

It killed the It killed the Superman.

SPEAKER_03

That's where the Superman curse comes from. That's why anyone who dons the cape of Superman, undoubtedly something bad, or the rumor is something bad happens to them. Christopher Reeves, a horse accident, paralyzes him. Um Henry Cavill like it's fired for no fucking, you know, no fucking reason.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, well, they gutted that whole universe.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. But again, like you could have kept you could have kept Henry Cavill as Superman. Like you could have just moved him over. He wasn't he wasn't a bad Superman. Oh, I don't think no. He wasn't. He wasn't.

SPEAKER_04

If you kept Henry Cavill as Superman, then you also would have had to have kept Ben Affleck as Batman.

SPEAKER_03

No, not true. No, you don't have to keep Ben Affleck as well. No, no, the worst is clothing. No, you don't you wouldn't have to keep Ben Affleck as Batman. You could just move Henry Cavill over and like it's just re just keep him like that. You don't have to. So far, yeah. Because they had at that time, remember, before Searman, they had already casted Robert Pattinson as the Batman. So like they were moving on to Robert Pattinson anyway. So you could have just kept Henry Cavillan. And from all from all regards, Henry Cavill wanted to continue being Superman. Like he actually he loves that character. Yeah. He wanted to do it, they just said no.

SPEAKER_09

I don't know. I and still well, Supergirl?

SPEAKER_03

I mean, come on. Like Well, here's the here's the funny thing. You're owned by Paramount now. Because Paramount and Warner Brothers merged. So now the owners at Paramount, how I see here's my thing. If you keep flopping, James Gunn, like James Gunn, this is a message to you. If you keep flopping, how secure do you really think your job is? Because if the new owners of Paramount, if the Batman 2 comes out and it fucking just mops the floor with Supergirl, which it will, it will. It will lock the floor with Supergirl and Superman. The first thing they're gonna say, the new Paramount owners, is like they're gonna look all they're gonna look at the Batman, they're gonna see all the box office, and they're gonna say, That! Why can't you do that for this?

SPEAKER_09

Aren't they having Suicide Squad sequel of the uh of John's?

SPEAKER_03

I know, but that's what I'm saying. It's like that, but that's the thing. If Paramount sees the numbers and they say, Well, the Batman did it fucking phenomenal, and it's not even part of this universe. Yeah, like the first thing they're gonna do is they're gonna call James Gunn and they're gonna be like, How come you can't do that?

SPEAKER_02

And he says, uh because I'm all about the story.

SPEAKER_03

Story. That's what he says. He's like, I'm all about the story. Like, I'm all about like the thing. That's what James Gunn's all about. He's all about the story. And the first thing Paramount's gonna do is like, huh, story, huh? Huh? Yeah, we're all about fucking money.

SPEAKER_09

You fucking he you you we're we're ripping us off.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

We're all about the fucking money.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, we don't give a fuck about your story. We just want the dough.

SPEAKER_09

That's every as that's most woke woke uh that's most studios. Yeah. It's not even a woke. That's just most studios. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06

There's reason why Paramount doesn't have a lot of woke pro woke pro woke properties, is because they don't care about being politically correct. They care about the bottom line, the dollar bill.

SPEAKER_07

Which is uh understandable.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That's why I said that's why I said supergirl just isn't is not appealing. Number one, first things first, uh, they picked the wrong person, they picked the wrong cast for Supergirl. I agree. Uh she's not she's not beautiful. Um, she's okay. I said she's okay.

SPEAKER_06

Don't don't No, no, I'm saying I'm saying she's not even okay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, that's your opinion.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Well she just took a girl.

SPEAKER_03

Well to be fair, to be fair, my co-worker did say when she smiles, she looks like a dude.

SPEAKER_05

So oh yeah, she does.

SPEAKER_09

I wish you're a smile. Hang on, let me see your smile, uh it's not a good image. Real smile.

SPEAKER_04

Knock it. I'm not knocking.

SPEAKER_09

What the fuck? Wait. Is that the no, that's from the show. Uh, okay, uh, you're talking about the show.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I guess the shoot. That shit got hurt the place if we go.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_10

Uh what the fuck?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, that's that's not her.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, there we go.

SPEAKER_06

Is that her?

SPEAKER_10

No, it's her, right? Is that her? Okay. What the fuck? Oh, that's not her. Thank god, it's saying that. Oh, Jesus Christ. It doesn't do. Oh dear god, I'm saying a dude. Fuck is that?

SPEAKER_09

Like a I just covered that.

SPEAKER_03

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04

Ugh.

SPEAKER_03

If you can see it.

SPEAKER_04

Look at this shit. Uh looks like a little kid.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, anyway, so I think it's super. I always want to bring on supergirl because I was uh, you know, everybody's been knocking about the money and everybody's not doing it. Yeah, here's what nobody cares. It's not a character that'll be out character.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Okay. I think we're on the last tapes, and then we have random story left.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, let's move to the last tapes to after. We wanna see the whole thing. Okay. Red story. Okay, yeah. All right, all right.

SPEAKER_06

That's the last thing we have for today?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, red story is the last year. Alright. Yeah, good one. Red story, man. Alright, story.

SPEAKER_09

Is he gonna go to the top of the um koala one? Hopefully.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Well, moving on, instead of koalas and fat chicks, now we're talking about abortion.

SPEAKER_09

Oh, here we go.

SPEAKER_03

Here we go.

SPEAKER_09

What's up? Am I the asshole?

SPEAKER_03

Am I the asshole for the bottom?

SPEAKER_06

Am I the aborter?

SPEAKER_04

Am I the am I the aborter in this situation? So this one comes from R slash relationship advice.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, well with her the baby, maybe.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not the baby. Alright. I am pregnant with my fiance. But he wants to keep it, but we're supposed to be child free.

SPEAKER_09

Well, I'm gonna keep it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm I'm pregnant with my fiance?

SPEAKER_09

That's a big baby. Let's sell. I'd already have a baby.

SPEAKER_08

Go marry it.

SPEAKER_04

How can you not it like obviously the girl's pregnant and the fiance is the father?

SPEAKER_06

The way she phrased it, bro.

SPEAKER_03

I'm pregnant with myself.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

With my husband.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all are childish.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Say, I'm not.

SPEAKER_04

What the f Move on, okay. How does it go right over both of your heads?

SPEAKER_05

I know what I meant. I know what she meant. It's just the phrasing was off.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, can please continue. Alright. I'm pregnant, but I'm not supposed to be. My fiance and I are child free. We spoke about it in depth when we started getting serious. And every now and then touched on the subject to make sure we're both on the same page. We've been together for two years now, engaged three months, and in that entire time, not once have we had a pregnancy together. I am on birth control and uses condoms. We're careful. Then I started feeling a bit under the weather. I've been feeling nauseous or at times have a lack of appetite. I get headaches or feel a bit lightheaded, and I've been getting tired more easily. These symptoms keep up persisting, and I went to the doctor thinking I've caught something. They do a routine exam, including a pregnancy test, and then eventually they come back to tell me.

SPEAKER_03

Oh man, you you you caught something.

SPEAKER_04

I mean 18 years long.

SPEAKER_02

Wow. It's good, right?

SPEAKER_04

I they couldn't do an ultrasound at the time, but booked me for another book me in for another appointment. I'm internally freaking out at this point because somehow my birth control has failed, and I need to go tell my fiance.

SPEAKER_03

This is why you do anal.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. I mean I mean true. I mean kind of your butt, right?

SPEAKER_04

Really, it's called POG. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

True. Hug. Anyway, continue. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Uh cuts in a conversation, and I'm a mess. I'm crying and snotting, barely getting my words out. It comforts me, hugs me, and tells me everything's gonna be okay. Thank you. And my god, I temporarily felt so much relief. And then it's all shattered, and my anxiety kicks into overdrive when he tells me, We'll make great parents, and he'll be with me every step of the way.

SPEAKER_09

I'm pretty sure after if he had it, he would he run off.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it's like oh, it's like the Patrick Star when the doctor came in and she says, I can't be pregnant. Look at it!

SPEAKER_01

Look at it!

SPEAKER_02

Look at it!

SPEAKER_10

I want you to ask my Jesus.

SPEAKER_01

It's a gift from the flop. Look at it.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, goddamn. God damn it.

SPEAKER_04

I just thought that was uh I don't know. It's like my whole world has tilted on its axis. It's really difficult to explain how much his words affected me because one of the key foundations of our life and our future was that our lifestyles are so aligned, and here he is telling me he wants to keep the baby. I ask him what he means, and he says, Clearly, it's a miracle I'm pregnant because we've managed to conceive despite everything we've done to prevent having babies.

SPEAKER_03

Dear God, it's like it is like Patrick Starr after the after the the baby flies away. It's like let's have another.

SPEAKER_06

Let's have another.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, you're saying.

SPEAKER_04

All right. I tell him we're supposed to be child-free. We both agree we did want kids. He says that's true, but now that I'm pregnant, things are different, no? I wanted him to come with me so I could get an abortion. I've never been pregnant before. I've never had an abortion before, and I'm terrified to go by myself. I really need him there with me and supporting me and being my rock because I have no idea how painful it will be. I don't have anyone else in my life I trust to support me through this.

SPEAKER_09

No parents?

SPEAKER_04

Uh evidently not.

SPEAKER_06

I was thinking something totally different.

SPEAKER_03

I was thinking I was thinking it's gonna be like the Atlanta thing.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, what he said, no parents. I was like, no bitches? You can't go with your girlfriends that are bitches? Support you through it?

SPEAKER_09

You could always adopt.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Or um uh siblings are cousins or anything? That's true. Siblings, cousins. Aunts, uncles.

SPEAKER_06

A random stranger across the streets.

SPEAKER_03

No, a creepy uncle that that is a herbert win your bed at night at night at night.

SPEAKER_09

Is it her?

SPEAKER_03

Mr.

SPEAKER_06

Is it her? That's true. You were saying, I know.

SPEAKER_03

The Nazi, the Nazi down the street.

SPEAKER_06

But I was the other guy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

You're saying eventually he tells me to go to bed and get some rest because I'm clearly overwhelmed. Which yeah, I am, but not for the reason he thinks. I am a hundred percent sure I don't want this baby, I don't want to be pregnant. Or give birth or raise a child, I don't want this.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I'm supposed to tell him I want the abortion. I'm so confused and upset because he is so excited. It's like he's done a 180, and I'm afraid I'll be breaking his heart. And before anyone asks, I've tried getting my tubes tied. I've seen three different doctors, and none of them will sign off on me having surgery up until this point. Birth control and condoms had always been enough.

SPEAKER_09

Right. Apparently not.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, so what kind of doctor wouldn't sign off?

SPEAKER_06

Well, some don't because you're young and it's no, maybe you you won't change your mind about kids.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay. I guess that's true. She could be she could be like in her 20s.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I mean, also the guy could have had a vasectomy.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, look at me, yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, I'm gonna ask me for our advice, right?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I'd be I would say I'd be honest and just be point blank. We've maintained the statement that we do not want children. I do not want this child. What change?

SPEAKER_03

Hell, you know what? Here's my advice. You wanna know my advice? Do what every woman does. Go get the abortion. Or she didn't tell them. Without telling.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

It's a miscarriage carriage.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, whoa. That's I mean. That's pretty dark. Yeah, it's really dark.

SPEAKER_04

It does happen. I mean, yeah. One eye torturing his toys.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, I wasn't torturing, torturing my toys.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, we went from one eye forcing his one toy to get buttfuged.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, that was not what was happening. Someone after you buttfugged.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, moving on, please.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, well, I mean, the Thompson comment says, if you want an abortion, get one. But I'd be prepared to do it alone or figure out someone who someone else who can support you. He may decide this is a deal breaker, so be prepared for that. Interesting that you were the only one looking into a more permanent solution for birth control. I don't think he's actually child-free, and I wonder why he's so immediately okay with having a baby after all these years saying otherwise.

SPEAKER_03

Which means he most likely didn't wear a condom.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, or it broke. It could have broke.

SPEAKER_08

Or he pumped a hole in it and pretended it or something.

SPEAKER_03

He could have done that. I'm gonna be honest with you, and I'm not gonna I'm not calling the guy out, but there is that thing where it's like I do because they can say, oh, we wear condoms, we do birth control. It's like you do forget sometimes to put a condom on, and in the heat of the moment.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah, when you're when you're in the passion, it's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03

In the heat of the moment, you can't forget to I don't know, take a pill. Yeah, uh, put your condom on, um make sure he uses the right hole.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Or or or you were about to do it, but then she says, give it to me. Like, okay, I'm ready, come on, let's go. But but I honestly, my that's my only advice.

SPEAKER_03

It's like it's either, you know, you know, be it, be you know, be the strong, independent woman that you can be. Just go get the abortion and you know, your life will be sunshine and rainbows. I guess.

SPEAKER_06

I I I guess if you're if he really loved you, he'll stay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Because no matter how much you you you start.

SPEAKER_05

Stop on his dreams, or it won't matter. No.

SPEAKER_09

Well well, I just I painted room already. So that would be fucking. I built me insane.

SPEAKER_11

I bought a troll.

SPEAKER_10

Look at these splinters. Look at the time!

SPEAKER_03

He just built yeah, he just built the crib and she comes in with the with the papers of like success for the abortion.

SPEAKER_09

Oh dude, it's like the hammer still, like oh.

SPEAKER_03

He drops the hammer. Oh, and it's like, oh, so you were serious?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

He went, no, he goes and tells all his family that his wife is having a baby, and then by the next Thanksgiving dinner, they learn that she's actually had an abortion.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, by the next Thanksgiving dinner, they're not even talking, they're separated. Yeah, they show up in separate cars. They're like, so, where's our grandbaby?

SPEAKER_05

It's like, why don't you ask the murderer? Why don't you ask the murderer? Why don't you ask the murderer?

SPEAKER_03

He's holding, like, he's holding a tombstone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

He's like, he's holding a bottle of whiskey to it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna trade for the baby boy for the baby.

SPEAKER_09

I'll tell you where the baby is right here in the fear, really. His name is Joe!

SPEAKER_05

Actually, it's gonna be his name, but it's too late now. His name is Joe.

SPEAKER_01

God damn it.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, no. On all honesty here, I would say go to your go to your boyfriend or fiance, tell him that you don't want this baby. What changed from him not want from him not wanting to him wanting?

SPEAKER_03

I have a feeling it's like it's I it's it's the thing. It's what she tells him, she she's telling she tells him he's pregnant, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

They're pregnant. It's like all guys. They they all start off with like, oh, I don't want a kid and all that thing. And then when you like, it's like there's something inside of you that like the man that you hear she's pregnant, that like you cra every man does crave to be a father at some level.

SPEAKER_09

I think he um He told her he's with her because um you want to get lay, I think.

SPEAKER_03

I think he just said, I think he said because he loved her. I think he said what she wanted to hear, not what he wanted, yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Maybe you thought she wanted to hear my. That's possible.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. And I would say, I would ask, that's what I said, ask. What changed from where we started in our relationship, okay, to now where you want this child? And lead with the intention that you do want the abortion and you don't want the child.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. That's how I asked you.

SPEAKER_06

And if both of you come to agreement that, okay, then you'll get the abortion. And if he sits a real deal breaker, then we could both part ways down if it'll be at this point.

SPEAKER_02

Alright. Go on.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Update.

SPEAKER_08

No, Jesus.

SPEAKER_04

Update. So, I spoke to my fiance yesterday about her situation. It didn't go well.

SPEAKER_11

I knew it. I knew it. Of course not.

SPEAKER_04

I started off the conversation by asking him if he really wanted this baby or if he acted excited just in case he was worried I wanted it. Someone suggested this could be what happened, but unfortunately, he told me he really does want this child with me. So I ripped the flexor off and told him I don't want this baby. I told him that I was going to do what I planned and get an abortion. I wanted him by my side, but if he really has changed his mind, then I need to know. He looked shocked and honestly a bit angry.

unknown

He asked me how I couldn't be excited about this and how I could want to get rid of our baby. I told him, because I never wanted children, I still don't want children, and getting pregnant hasn't changed that. He claimed I was still overwhelmed and not thinking straight, and this annoyed me.

SPEAKER_04

It's not like I'm suddenly incapable of making rational decisions.

SPEAKER_09

Uh well.

SPEAKER_03

Like to point out, my here's my other advice. For her, for her, if she didn't want to tell, like this would have been if she didn't want to tell him, this was my other advice. Uh just go to Universal and ride Stardust. It might knock that baby out.

SPEAKER_10

It might knock out of the fucking existence. God damn, that fucking road toaster, bro. That was fucking fun. Oh no, no.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, this character now like two months later, after the wedding or whatever, he just pulls out and he finds the receipt for universal and he's like, Don't worry.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's not mine. No, no, it happened when she's eight months pregnant, and she's like, honey, you really shouldn't go on this ride. No, I I'll be fine. I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_10

Oh no, the baby's gone. Oh. No. Hey, when he comes over his cover, he's like distant as hell. It's evil as hell.

SPEAKER_03

I'm sorry, I had to break star dust in too.

SPEAKER_10

No, it's fine.

SPEAKER_03

It's probably my break, and that's the best pride ever.

SPEAKER_04

Is that the only update or no? It goes on. Oh I told him I've had the entire day to calm down and think about what I want to say clearly. If he wants a child, then I won't stop him. It hurts because it means the end of our relationship. And but he won't be having that child with me. We fundamentally aren't compatible anymore. I think he started panicking when he realized I was serious. He started talking faster, trying to convince me to keep the baby, that we'd make good parents, that we figured out he'd work harder. He didn't want to listen to the fact that I don't want to go through with the pregnancy, that I wanted to remain child-free, that our future together was without children in this picture.

SPEAKER_03

See that see that response right there tells me all I need to know.

SPEAKER_06

Well, it tells me a lot of things. One, she's selfish in my opinion.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she is. Well, no, she's selfish. But that response right there tells me all I need to know. It tells me that I have a feeling he wasn't wearing a condom like he said he was. Or he forgot. I've Wait.

SPEAKER_04

So you're saying he's the one who baby trapped her?

SPEAKER_03

Well from that reaction alone. And being that like that reaction. And trying to bargain with her to not lose the relationship, all this stuff. That tells me that I feel like he wasn't wearing condoms like he said he was.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, or, like I say, like we played, like in the heat of the moment, sometimes you're trying to get the condom out, and your girl's like, I'm ready, let's go. I'm like, you're like, fuck.

SPEAKER_09

Or can't be off.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

Or he just um he said which one here, and uh, but that way you'd be together.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

That's most likely what it was. Which is well, twisted a little bit.

SPEAKER_03

It is twisted, that's why I said like I feel like you could you could have a case where he might parent trapter.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, he means any traptor, yeah. You is there another update, or is that what it or is it continue?

SPEAKER_04

No, it's it still goes on. Okay.

SPEAKER_09

Oh my god, how's it end?

SPEAKER_04

I told him uh he didn't want to listen. Uh we started arguing because he wouldn't agree to a separate or me getting the abortion. He never got physical, but in his instance, but in but his insistence that I couldn't get rid of the baby was upsetting me. I didn't think he did anything to my birth control when I made this post. When I made my first post, as he's never been that kind of person, but I started having doubts. I asked him how long he had changed his mind about wanting kids, and he wouldn't tell me. I asked if it was before or after I told him I was pregnant.

unknown

He said he didn't know. The relationship was 100% over at this point, so I asked him if he had anything else he wanted to tell me. He looked sort of confused.

SPEAKER_04

I think I'm gonna elaborate on our birth control methods. Had they been messed with? I can't really explain the expression I saw on his face. It was like fear and anger balled into one. He told me I was nuts and said he couldn't talk to me when I was like this, and he left the house.

SPEAKER_10

I fucking called it. Yeah. Oh my fucking god, I fucking called it.

SPEAKER_09

He tricked her.

SPEAKER_10

He fucking bated me trapped here.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, yeah, I say as well. He he thought uh you change your mind, but no, that's not how it works, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Oh god, oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_10

What the fuck? Yeah. It's fucking vile. That's just wrong. What do you expect? I mean, like w what was his plan?

SPEAKER_03

His plan was to have a baby.

SPEAKER_10

Then B damn she knew, but damn, she don't care.

SPEAKER_03

That was their plan. That was his fucking plan, was to have a baby. Yeah, it was a yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Um, I hope I can put this in the fridge. I tried getting a hold of your grandfather. He didn't answer.

SPEAKER_09

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I mean, that's there's more, but that's basically it. Like, they're separated and she is going through with the abortion.

SPEAKER_09

I wasn't a husband because he should have like should have been honest with her from the beginning.

SPEAKER_03

If you want kids, she was honest with you, she didn't want kids. If you wanted kids, then you should have just let her go.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah. That's the whole point of that. Yeah, I feel like he brought it on himself, you know. Well, I mean, I mean it sounds awful, but if in my in my um my point of view, I say you do.

SPEAKER_03

In my point of view, he should have just sang the Aladdin song that I always sing. Oh new day!

SPEAKER_09

Sure, yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Oh new sad of all.

SPEAKER_01

Or um, or or it does baby, baby, baby, uh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

No, I just like no. I don't know. Uh honestly, this does not top the koala story.

SPEAKER_06

No, it does not.

SPEAKER_03

It's just sad.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, I'm depressed now.

SPEAKER_03

It's just sad. It's sad because you're kind of like, you're you're one of those things where it's like, I thought it was gonna be more of like, how do I not tell my husband and I just get the abortion? Now it's like he may have baby trap you.

SPEAKER_04

I'm just saying you don't close the case when you put back. I promise the next story will have some kind of animal. Thank you. Sure.

SPEAKER_09

I feel I feel I feel like I feel like animals are the most like um They're the most funny.

SPEAKER_03

Okay it's like uh to be fair. I don't mind relationship advice only because I think some of them can be funny. Yeah. The gay thing. Yeah, the gay thing is kind of funny. The cheating ones. The cheating ones are interesting. Mostly like uh like to be fair, like what he said, like when when uh when uh boyfriend finds out his girlfriend has garrera.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_03

Like a shameless? Yeah, like shameless. My favorite moment, actually, one of my favorite moments for pregnancies isn't shameless when the doctor says, Looks like you're having triplets. Looks like you're having triplets. Triplets, I'm having a damn litter!

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, that was funny. Hey, you know what this means? I got a magic dick.

SPEAKER_10

And one time, I don't know, I got a magic dick.

SPEAKER_09

And Frank is like, nice.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she's a nice one. I just love I just love his reaction where he's like, This means I got a magic dick.

SPEAKER_09

I uh Frank has um good jeans, hand me on. No shit, dude. No fucking shit.

SPEAKER_03

Anyway, this has been another fun episode of the Campbell Podcast. Stay tuned for next week. Adios, amigo. Adios, guys. See ya. You have a good night, Kyle.