Looking For the Bear Necessities

Today we talk about Avatar, Sons of Anarchy, Batman, and teddy bears. Yeah that's not a joke but you'll wish it was! We apologize to any stuffed animals hurt in this story. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

What's up, world? This is the Campbell Podcast. It's been a while, but I am your host, Captain C. With me and always, we have the lovable crewmates. At long last, we have Gingerbeard. Hey, Hannes. How you doing? We also have one eye Josh here. Maybe it's happy. And brought to you by phone. Like always, we have Strongarms.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Skibbity toilet.

SPEAKER_02 0:27

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 0:28

You suck. You do suck. You suck. Alright, so we're 6'7. Shut up. Yeah, why don't you do 6'7?

SPEAKER_03 0:36

I still understand that joke.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

Neither do I.

SPEAKER_03 0:38

Yeah. Look like you're drumming someone's bones.

SPEAKER_00 0:41

Something the kids say these days.

SPEAKER_02 0:42

I'll prefer 6'9.

SPEAKER_03 0:47

I see why. Anyway. So.

SPEAKER_02 0:49

So anyway, so back to the thing. So we're gonna we're gonna all see the Odyssey. We're seeing it tomorrow. Yeah. Sargon's seeing tonight. We're gonna give our prediction scores for the Odyssey. I'll s I'll start. Um, prediction score. Well, it's a Christopher Nolan movie, so I'm gonna be honest with you. It's a disappointment if it's an eight. Oh, yeah. I feel like Christopher Nolan has done a lot of good movies that have been high scores, so if it's an eight, that's a disappointment. So I'll go nine. That's my prediction.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

Well, I got low expectations.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

So that means it's like so.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

Anyhow.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

Okay. Charms?

SPEAKER_00 1:43

Uh nine out of ten for me, film of the year.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Okay. Okay. Well, I'll show your prediction. You're you're giving me a ten.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

Prediction score.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

It's Christopher Nolan. So you're giving me a ten. Well, you might be the most disappointed of all.

SPEAKER_05 1:59

I'm Ike. Well, I'm an ackey. Who knows?

SPEAKER_03 2:02

Well, well, you know, um, sometimes um um writers or directors, um he might um mess up, but it's it again because Nolan.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

So you always give Nolan a grace period. Yeah, yeah. He's you give him a grace period. That's why I said if it it I that's why I said it's a disappointment if it's an eight. I can't imagine it not being at least eight level, you know, like an eight, you know. But I could I swear, but if it goes past an eight, then it then it's in like shit.

SPEAKER_05 2:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Like pissed off territory, but we'll see. All right, let's move on to I'm gonna say the Avatar Last Airbender's just before the Red Story. So we'll go into we just saw the Batman Cape Crusade.

SPEAKER_03 2:52

Yeah, um what's it? Season two or two whole trailer which uh comes out on what July 31st.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

So we're close to that, releasing. Um so far, it seems like the Riddler is gonna be the main villain in this season, which is interesting because they didn't have in the first season, they didn't really have a villain in the first season. They kind of they kind of went Batman the anime series route.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

Yeah, but they um it was like a yeah, but like like each episode has a bad guy.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Yeah, each episode has a bad guy. In this one, it seems like at least from the trailer, the Riddler is going to be the focal point for the season. That doesn't mean that every there won't be standout episodes for certain villains and the joker reveal at the end. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but it seems like they're pushing the Riddler to be the main bad. Or it's just one episode.

SPEAKER_05 3:47

Yeah, I think it might be just one episode for this one.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Well, they might they might um adapt what the um the Joker versus Riddler um story arc in the comics or something. Well it seems that that's probably what they're gonna hit at.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

Yeah, but we'll we'll s well again we'll see. It's it's always uh we'll see. Yeah on a show like this.

SPEAKER_03 4:07

So what is shot you think about the last um season?

SPEAKER_02 4:13

I thought it was okay. Well, you hated it because Penguin was a girl.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

Oh me?

SPEAKER_02 4:18

No, him.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

Yeah. Well well that and um too many um historical inaccuracies, you know?

SPEAKER_02 4:28

Like well, I mean it's there wasn't a lot of historical inaccuracies. I mean, there was like it's 2D. Let's be honest here, Jim Gordon was black.

SPEAKER_05 4:35

Yeah, it made no sense, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:37

And in the like lesbians in the in public, I mean I mean that's why I'm saying he's so my historical inaccuracy. I always my my mindset's always this is a different time period, this is a different 1940s that they're going for. A different universe, yeah, different universe. Same with Batman the Animated Series, it was a different universe because like there were so many like future tech with ancient tech. Yeah. So it it's just that's it. So it's once you once you uh move past that, it's it and you kind of like separate it from the other Batman, you know, mythos, you can kind of enjoy it for what it is, but still, like I don't really remember much from season one because season one was a long time ago. Yeah, that they did season two this long, like it's been that long since season one. Like what two years or three years? It's been almost three years. I think, right? Three years, yeah. Was it the last time? So like it's been a long time since they've done a Batman or a cartoon. Also, I'm more I'm more interested in Batman, um, absolute Batman. That that TV series coming out because that to me seems to be the more excited one.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

Yeah, has more fanfare and more muscle.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

True. That has more fanfare. So I I can see why DC's not really pushing this. Because I haven't heard anything about a season two until just now of Krusader, just because we just saw it. So I don't know if DC is even pushing this show. Seems like they're kind of fighting it. Why not? Because it seems like they're hiding it, because it's on what prime? It's on Prime. Yeah, it seems like they're hiding it for some. And I don't think I think they I think they I think DC figured out that with season one, like the disappointment of season one, which I don't really see as a disappointment.

SPEAKER_05 6:30

It's just it wasn't the great, it was it was blah.

SPEAKER_02 6:34

It was like it was very meh, because there were certain episodes that were standing out, and then there were certain episodes that were kind of like meh.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Well, like the villain, um uh what's his name? Um um he makes uh what sound effects? Like oh yeah, that one.

SPEAKER_02 6:48

I've I forgot his name.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

Uh oh, Amatopeia. Well, that was he in the show.

SPEAKER_02 6:56

You have to ask. You you would have to ask um Tim Burton and uh Bruce or Tim or something like that. Yeah, yeah. No, not Bruce Tim. It was um what was uh what's that director's name? Abrams? Yeah, Abrams. You have to ask Abrams or Bruce Tim.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Pew like he just he he talks in like sound effects.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Yeah, I didn't I didn't particularly care for him. I don't know. The only one the only standout episode was the Catwoman episode and then the ghost episode.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

Yeah, those were both good.

SPEAKER_02 7:28

Oh my god. Those were standouts.

SPEAKER_03 7:29

Like Hattleman was kind of um apathetic in this one. What do you think?

SPEAKER_05 7:36

I mean, that's all I remember really, because I watched I watched I like the um the one we got to introduce her to Harley Quinn.

SPEAKER_02 7:43

Yeah, but to get introduced to Harley Quinn first, yeah. That's stupid. Yeah. Like Joker should be the one introducing like Joker should be the one involved in her creation. That's what that I think that's the episode that rubbed me the wrong way because it was like, no, Joker should it it she her her origin story should always be tied to the Joker. I agree.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

But no, the um these writers the one to make her her own person, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 8:12

Bruce Tim mostly, because Bruce Tim wants to fuck her.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

Okay, but Tim is just uh a horny Well yeah, no, he's a horny bastard.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

Have you seen his have you seen his pinups of the artwork for those girls that he's drawn? Especially the batgirl, uh it's see now he I don't like Bruce Tim because of that. The the Batman Batgirl relationship that they that they made, that's disgusting in my personality. Bruce what?

SPEAKER_05 8:41

Bruce What Bruce Tim? Tim T-I-M-I-N-M.

SPEAKER_02 8:49

I love his art. The artwork is fun, it's just his direction is just Well, he's a horny bastard. Cringy. Oh yeah, it's it's it's a horny dude. That's what it's like. Well um well overall, you think um season two will improve at least, or from what we saw in the trailer, it seems like it it seems like it could, but I have no hope because I can also see it, I can also see it crashing and burning.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

Yeah, he too.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Still speaking Because again, like I said, absolute Batman seems to be the one that DC's pushing. So DC is telling you in themselves that like we have no confidence in this.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Yeah, it's overall expectations are low.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

Yeah, very low, almost non-existent.

SPEAKER_03 9:36

But the only thing I'd like about it is Joker.

SPEAKER_02 9:38

The only thing I like about it is the artwork and the animation, technically, because that's it.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Pretty good, actually, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

Yeah, that's the only thing I like about it, but that the stories haven't really been surprising. What are you what are you looking at?

SPEAKER_05 9:53

His artwork pinups. I told you.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

They're scandalous. I told you, they're horny as shit, dude. Put them down. Put your phone down, you're being distracted.

SPEAKER_03 10:00

Yeah, dude. Come on, good.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

No, but I'm serious. Like the Batgirl one is disgusting.

SPEAKER_05 10:04

Oh, yeah, it's fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 10:06

It should it should have happened. Uh I it should it should exist.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

Actually, most Batman fans call that a sin.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

It is a sin. It is a sin.

SPEAKER_02 10:15

A cardinal sin. It's a cardinal sin. Because why would Batman fuck his sidekick? Well, I would say best friend's daughter. Because Jim Gordon and him are friends.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

Well, I did it what did he see him as a as a father figure or something?

SPEAKER_02 10:34

It it varies. And some different things. Yeah, it varies in some stories. It might be a father figure. In others, it's more of like best friends. Well, older brother. Yeah. Kind of older brother. Because Jim, Jim Gordon.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

Well, what I was saying. Honestly, when I think of Jim Gordon nowadays, I only think about the Gotham TV show.

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Same two. Yeah. It's a pretty good TV show. It really is, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:59

I think I think the best he was the best Jim Gordon.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

Yeah. He's also one of the smartest men in the world. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because of the finances. Yeah. No, but uh, no, but like I said with Jim Gordon. It depends. Because Jim Gordon can be looked at like an older brother because like he's not that far. Like, I think he was like in the in some lore, he's supposed to be 30 when or like mid-30s. I think when the Wains are murdered.

SPEAKER_03 11:26

I say, yeah. I say late 20s, at least.

SPEAKER_02 11:30

Late 20s, 30s, around that time. It's around that time period when the Wains are murdered. And like Bruce is like nine or ten. So I think eight. Usually eight. Usually eight, but sometimes nine or ten. So he's not that far off age-wise when it comes to Jim Gordon being like an older brother instead of like a father. Although he could be a father. I mean, not I'm not I'm not saying it's not a father figure. I think it's a mixture of both older brother and father figure because like he is wise, which is why I think it's disgusting that he would fuck his own.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Like you fucked his niece pretty much physically.

SPEAKER_02 12:05

Yeah, pretty much. That's why it's disgusting. Which is why, like, it's also it's also it's also bullshit because Nightwing, your son, is dating her. And I know an adopted son, but still, son. So it's kind of disgusting too. Because it's like you're dating your.

SPEAKER_03 12:26

She cheated on him for his dad.

SPEAKER_02 12:29

It actually gets worse because in the Batman Beyond comic books, which are written and drawn by uh Bruce Tab. Yeah, Barbara Gordon gets pregnant.

SPEAKER_03 12:38

By Bruce.

SPEAKER_02 12:39

Yep, by Bruce.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Hey, I at first he thought it was um like Dick's.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

But at first you thought it was Dick, but he was it was too soon for him to have impregnated her. That's the fallen hell.

SPEAKER_05 12:55

That's where Dick goes after Starfire.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, we'll go with that. Anyway, moving on to uh a movie that's coming out in Christmas. It's directed by Nosferatu's director.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

And and no, it's not Krampus.

SPEAKER_02 13:14

No, it's not Krampus. It's Well Wolf. Where does that come from? A Christmas? Krampus. Krampus is Christmas.

SPEAKER_03 13:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

Yes. Anyway. And it and it's spelled like the Well spelled German, because no spell up to is German. It's German for vampire.

SPEAKER_03 13:36

So werewolf, it's spelled or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

So basically how Germans say W is like a V. Yeah, it's Wehrwolf.

SPEAKER_06 13:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:47

Oh no, a the Wolf.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

It's a Wehrwolf. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:52

Volkswagen is Volkswagen.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

Yeah, Vault. Yeah. So it's basically so when you when you're in Germany, like W sound V.

SPEAKER_03 14:00

Yeah. What is this, eh?

SPEAKER_02 14:05

Yeah, so that's why I said so. So when we say werewolf, because that's what it is, it's W, but they'll say Vanwolf.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Yeah. And they have vote, huh?

SPEAKER_02 14:14

So it sounds weird. It's a very weird how they say it. But you know, that's German for you.

SPEAKER_03 14:20

Okay, I can't. I was only imagining it. A German like chick. To be fair.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Yeah, to be yeah, to be fair. Boy, boy. To be fair, I expect this movie to be far more superior than Wolfman. Sorry, excuse me. Than Wolfman.

SPEAKER_05 14:42

It's so disgusting you can't even say it.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

Very high at all. Oh, wait, wait. You mean the reasonable wolf?

SPEAKER_02 14:49

Yeah, the reason Wolfman that we hated.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

That's a terrible movie.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

That's why it's it. I I have my expectations for this movie because it's directed by the guy who directed Nosefin. My expectations are pretty high for me to be better than the fucking Wolfman one.

SPEAKER_03 15:06

That was that movie was a mistake.

SPEAKER_02 15:10

It was it was absolute dog shit.

SPEAKER_03 15:12

It was a travesty.

SPEAKER_02 15:14

To be fair, I I still remember the joke I said for our for our uh for the podcast where I said like when at the end of the movie where like the wolf like the mother and daughter are walking up the up the cliff to see this beautiful sunrise, it would have been fucking hysterical if all like the entire pack of werewolves are right there.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

Oh yeah, yeah. It would have been a lot, a lot um it would have been better.

SPEAKER_02 15:37

Yeah, yeah, it would have been scarier and better. Yeah, it would have been scarier and better. But this one, like, see, I like monster movies. So for me, like I'm excited. And me and my father go to monster movies all the time. He's the one who introduced me to this. So I was kind of like, oh, I've I haven't heard anything about this movie. Just like Nosperatu. Nosperatu was very quiet, like it was hush hush. Yeah, yeah, because it's an independent, uh, and it's an independent director and studio that's doing it, which means no big studios are interfering in their movie.

SPEAKER_05 16:12

By the way, the way that movie looked, Nosperatu, like sound-wise, anaesthetic, aesthetic clothing, everything made it the movie it was.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's made by independent like filmmaker and studio. So they're not like they don't have big studios pressuring them to you have to do it this way, you have to do it this way. It's like, no, this is how we're gonna do it, this is how it should be done. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_03 16:39

It's your interpretation, yeah. Or uh no iteration.

SPEAKER_02 16:42

Yeah, and to be fair, he's to be fair, this director who I'm gonna pretty sure respects the old way that these movies should be made, and that showed what Nosferatu that he's like, no, I know how to direct these movies, this is how you do it, yeah, and I'm not going to not do it this way. So yeah, piss off. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:05

Yeah. Yeah. I think Nosferatu was was based on Dracula, right?

SPEAKER_02 17:12

Yeah, it's Dracula's. Well, actually, well, it's the um, unfortunately, it's uh uh Bram Stoker's wife or hates Nosferatu. He does because it was it was made without their blessed yeah, without their consent. Which I would bank differ. It's still a better, it's you know, it's not real yes, it's vampires, but it's not Dracula per se.

SPEAKER_05 17:39

I mean it follows the same story as Dracula to a T. It's just you change the name from Dracula to Count Orlock.

SPEAKER_02 17:47

Also, you change also you change the way they look like because if you notice, he had all sharp teeth. Yeah, whereas Dracula only had two.

SPEAKER_05 17:55

Yeah. And also Dracula is handsome, where Count Orlock is just fucking ugly.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Exact opposite. Yeah, ugly as shit. Yeah, ugly as sin. Yeah, it's supposed to be. They're monsters. Yeah. Nosferatu. Yeah, but I like, but I liked it because if y'all if y'all didn't know, Nosferatu was played by the guy, the van the monster was played by the guy Pennywise. So Scargard. Yeah, he played Nosferatu.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

And and the crew. Yeah. We tried that movie.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

Also, the guy who was the leading man in Nosferatu was also in another movie that we really like. Um Superman?

SPEAKER_05 18:40

Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Because Robert is Willem Defoe. No, no, not Willem Defoe. The leading man. Superman? No, no.

SPEAKER_03 18:47

Lex Luther, right?

SPEAKER_02 18:48

Yes. Yeah, yeah, it's Lex Luther. Yeah, he is Lex Luther.

SPEAKER_03 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

So yeah, he's so But Nick Holtz. Yeah, so they they have pretty good ideas of how to you know pick actors. And like John said, he know he he was like me. I recognize the guy that they're that they're cast as a leading man. I just don't remember his name because this is probably either his first or maybe second big movie.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Well, uh, how was I also I first was um introduced to him from X-Men uh as a beast or young a young beast where he's like X-Men first class trauma.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

Yeah, X-Men first class. So that's who that's who's doing the wolfman or what wham. So that would be fun. Beast? No, no, not him. I'm gonna say it like like like if they chose him to be the wolfman that would have been accurate, you know, but well it would have been accurate to be uh fair, because he's played he's played a monster. But he's a blue were beast. Wait, what? What are you saying?

SPEAKER_05 19:55

Blue werewolf and beast actually put he's a werewolf!

SPEAKER_03 20:05

Oh my strudel starts in the garters. Oh my strudel. No, that's like a night crawler and him together.

SPEAKER_02 20:18

Yeah, no, no, but uh honestly, yeah. No, my expectations for this movie are pretty high. Uh Strongarms, your thoughts on this one?

SPEAKER_00 20:26

Um, well, based on your description, I'd also say pretty high.

SPEAKER_02 20:32

I'm gonna be honest with you, I because if I remember correctly, Nosferotti was only in theaters for a very short time. It was not because again, independent films are not, you know, they're not really in there. So I'm hoping that because it just says Christmas, I'm kinda hoping it's not just that day that there's a little more added on to it.

SPEAKER_04 20:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

But if it is just Christmas, then I got the day off. I'll go see it. I am not working at Walmart, so at least that day. So I'll go see it. But uh, yeah, no, uh definitely excited. Same. But our werewolf discussion that we brought up. So I had a podcast recently that I listened to. There, and I don't they weren't talking about the Wolfman. I'm and it was really funny because I saw the trailer for the wolfman, and I was listening to this podcast, and they had they did not talk about this movie at all. Now they didn't even know, they didn't even know about this movie, but they said, like, how come werewolves aren't more mainstream, like vampires or zombies aren't? You can not sorry, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

Stop.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Yeah, but uh, but he that's what the question was. Like, how come they're not more mainstream? And their conversation kind of was like, well, you know, CGI and like prosthetics.

SPEAKER_03 21:48

Pretty expensive. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

But I kind of thought about it. I thought about it, and I was like, hmm, yes and no. Like, I would say werewolves are mainstream, it's just like Like what Josh said in the in our breakfast discussion, it's like there are multiple ways to create a werewolf where like with vampires, there's only one way.

SPEAKER_05 22:08

You get bit. That's it. Yeah, you get bit. There's two ways. You bit or you're already one is born.

SPEAKER_02 22:14

Well, no, no. You swap blood.

SPEAKER_05 22:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:15

Like they themselves. Yeah. Like there, like there are like, but those are easy methods to do. Whereas, like, like I do kind of agree with the CGI. Like, I do kind of agree with the CGI. It's kind of um that that would be a hassle. But the one way to solve that is American Werewolf in London, how they did it.

SPEAKER_07 22:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

They didn't really show you the werewolf. They let your mind play imagination. And then they would only show like us like brief moments of like a puppet. Yeah. Yeah. And that's that made it scary.

SPEAKER_05 22:48

Also, I think the best thing would be the also the transformation scene has to be for uh done well.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

Well, yeah, but they did it backwards. Yeah. Whereas like I don't know about like CGI is like I remember when I saw Van Helsing when he changed the first time, it was completely CGI.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Yeah, it looked weird.

SPEAKER_07 23:07

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

When they did that. Um, but uh yeah, no, the one thing about the uh to to cut back.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

Oh sorry, uh how about how about how about uh um um underworld?

SPEAKER_05 23:19

Is that I don't like underworld that much.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

And they also had CGI a lot. To be fair, the the the one reason why I agree with them, and like the reason why werewolves probably didn't go as mainstream is because of Twilight.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

Oh yeah, but fuck fuck fuck Twilight.

SPEAKER_02 23:35

Because they made them wolves, it's not werewolves, yeah. They made them wolves. Right.

SPEAKER_03 23:40

Oh jaws.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Yeah. And that that that that's sad. Because that's not what a werewolf is. A werewolf is a half man, half wolf monster.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Yeah, I I don't think I've seen a wolf.

SPEAKER_05 23:56

So sorry to mean a cut off. Um, the way you can do it, so were is in means man in Anglo-Saxon, and wolf, obviously man wolf, so that's we so it's a wolf. What I was saying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

The more you know.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

Yeah. I feel like my explanation was fine. It's a wolf man half wolf, half-man monster. Well, okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

Well, he is explaining. Sorry, here you go.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

No, the real reason vampires are sexy, werewolves are hairy beasts. Like one of them. Sextels. Yeah, like one of them. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 24:43

Yeah, the I'm pretty sure that's not a big audience. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

And zombies were popular just because Logging Dead? Actually, no, not the Log and Dead.

SPEAKER_05 24:56

Robert, Robert, not Roberto.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

No, no, no, no, no. Night of the living.

SPEAKER_05 25:00

Yeah, Night Lin Dead.

SPEAKER_02 25:00

Um George Romero. Yeah, he's the one who created the modern zombie. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

But it it's a collective. Yeah. You know, people just want to shoot them.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

But to be fair, zombies are a lot more like they're a lot more prevalent in modern culture than they were back in the day.

SPEAKER_03 25:22

Especially in video games, my first person is shooters and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

Oh, yeah, they make it left most games.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

Yeah, it's the reason why I guess zombies and vampires became mainstream. Zombies repres represent the decay and the dying of society. Um, where van and vampires represent the freedom to uh live beyond your means. Live beyond your means. Um to be the be never die to be a predator to your hunger. Never no never have to fear, well, you always have to fear the sun, but like it wouldn't matter. Your life is no longer like uh mortal, so you can do whatever the fuck you want.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

And uh yeah, let me guess. The werewolf is about your your inner beast coming out.

SPEAKER_02 26:13

That's about that. No, sure. It's about that. It's also like some of the best werewolf, in my opinion, some of the best werewolf movies are the ones where the werewolf is like like American Werewolf 11. It's more of a tragedy because like you don't have control over the monster. So, but like Hulk. Yeah, like Hulk. But I also like in American Werewolf 11 and some other movies, uh, you still are haunted by the sins of what the monster did. So, like the people that you killed and eaten, like they still they come back and haunt you.

SPEAKER_05 26:46

Yeah, or like there are those are moments I like those. Um, like we talked about like earlier, there we're one of the reasons why it also is hard for werewolves to become mainstream, is there's so many ways a werewol can be a werewolf. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, a werewolf could be a werewolf because they're cursed. Yeah, witchcraft, or blood or blood, or because they're born a werewolf.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Born, yeah, it's family or gypsy or a gypsy curse or something. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

Like a witch, curse, gypsy, curse. It's like there's a bunch of ways to do it. Well, it comes to werewolves. Likewolves. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

Really are the rednecks of monsters. And so let's see, zombies are the blue-collar monsters, okay. Which would make vampires the white-collar monsters.

SPEAKER_05 27:40

Okay, I'll go with that, but I would not say the werewolves are the rednecks of monsters. I'm not, yeah, I wouldn't say that.

SPEAKER_00 27:47

I mean, think about your average redneck. Where do they live? How do they look?

SPEAKER_02 27:52

To be fair, werewolves are portrayed as my necks. Yeah, fine. I'll get you. Backwoods people are mostly werewolves.

SPEAKER_03 28:00

I suppose Vikings were like uh like wolf-like.

unknown 28:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Yeah, kind of. So beware. Your uncle mom or aunt dad could be a werewolf.

SPEAKER_03 28:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:12

Gross. I will say one of my favorite werewolf movies is the Nickelodeon I Cried a Werewolf.

SPEAKER_05 28:19

A boy cried a werewolf. Yeah. That's a good movie.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

Well, it's a good one. Wait, does he get eaten by the werewolf at the end?

SPEAKER_02 28:25

No, no, he becomes a werewolf. Yeah, he becomes a werewolf.

unknown 28:29

Ah.

SPEAKER_03 28:29

Yeah. Well, uh I wasn't a fan of the movie Kids of Victoria Hotel Studio's map. Actually, my hot werewolf. Well, well, I never like her. To be honest. But uh, I think my favorite is probably um the original um 40s Wolfman, because that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

That's a very good one. My second favorite would be American Wolf in London, and then like my third, yeah. My third would be Wolfman, the original. Not the not the recent ones, because I just they they haven't perfected.

SPEAKER_05 29:07

Um I would say for me, um The Halloween, first one. Okay. Uh American Wolf in London. Yeah. And Wolfman 2010. Because I think it was actually pretty bad. I don't think it was bad. I think it was pretty good.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

Um the scene where he's in the like uh in the Bedlam Asylum. Yeah, yes. And like and like he turned into a werewolf in front of like all the doctors and stuff.

SPEAKER_05 29:44

I thought that was the best. I think it's the best scene in the movie. It's the best scene in the movie.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

The one thing I will say what the to go back to the trailer real quick, uh, we didn't mention, the one thing I will say, they didn't spoil the monster, yeah, what it looks like. Which some monster movies do want to do. But they want to give you like they want to like, you know, they want to give you like a pre-scare. And that one, like they gave you hints, like the like the beginning of a transformation, but they showed you what he looked like what it's gonna look like, which is a I think is the best part about that trailer.

SPEAKER_05 30:17

I also like the fact that we're getting it done through a witch's curse, a curse thing you that's the first, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

Well, that was like the mainstream one, which is like a witch curse. A gypsy or something, like yeah, the witch and gypsies cursed you. That's how that's how that was like the first, that was the first real uh werewolf.

SPEAKER_03 30:34

I forgot why um he cursed him. I guess well, I I guess he assaulted them, I think.

SPEAKER_02 30:42

Or there's multiple, like there's one where he insulted. There was one where he uh there's one where they uh um the man killed a gypsy. There's one where he was married to one and cheated. And cheated and became unfaithful, and that's how they got the curse.

SPEAKER_03 31:00

Well, so he was uh a real dog.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

Well, to be fair, to be fair, in those uh incantations and stories, it's basically basically the warning is don't cross a gypsy. Don't cross a woman, yeah. Oh, or gypsy. Mostly gypsy. It was basically don't cross a gypsy. Yeah. Don't cross a woman.

SPEAKER_03 31:18

Yeah. I swerved. Well, gypsies in media are always like portrayed as like um wild placards.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

Well, to be fair, like they were portrayed as witches for a long style. Like, if you ever watch Hunchback and Notre Dame, yeah, like they were portrayed as witches, like witchcraft.

SPEAKER_03 31:35

Hell file, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:36

Yeah. So basically that's so like in a lot of ways, like JC means witch. Back in the day.

SPEAKER_05 31:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:46

So basically the the whole the whole story is basically don't cross a witch.

SPEAKER_03 31:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 31:50

Basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Or or don't uh talk or or no, or don't across anyone who uh who might who might what or I don't know, like well, yeah, but be careful who you cross.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

That's very much what it is.

SPEAKER_05 32:08

I have an idea. Do you want to do Reddit Story and then do Avatar the Last Airbender?

SPEAKER_02 32:12

Yeah, we can save that. Yeah, we can do that. We can save all the way to the end. Yeah, all right. Because that'd be fun. No, but one last uh one last thing. Uh because uh we do monster movies and we like monster movies. Yeah, we've done Frankenstein, we've done Osferatu. Like in my personal opinion, we've done Nightzilla. Well, I think Monster.

SPEAKER_03 32:33

He doesn't really lacow, you know.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

That's Japanese kaiju. That's Japanese monster.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

As on his own uh whole different thing, and a different breed altogether.

SPEAKER_02 32:43

That's what I was saying. So we've done Frankenstein, we've done Dra we've done uh, we've seen we've all seen like a Draco movie at least once. Oh yeah. We've all seen Zombie movies. Let's see, here's my question for you. What is the one supernatural monster that you would like them to make a movie that they haven't made yet, or you don't think will ever be made to a movie? Those are my two questions.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

I got one.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 33:07

A creature from the Black Lagoon.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

So you want a remake?

SPEAKER_03 33:11

Oh yeah, like you know, like a change the the um aesthetic into like something that's scarier, like a that would work. A piranha like face? Oh yeah, that that could work.

SPEAKER_05 33:22

That could work for a mermaid or something, but does it have to be a universal monster or just any monster?

SPEAKER_02 33:30

Well, any monster they haven't done. So yeah, any monster. I guess I'm opening it up to any supernatural monster.

SPEAKER_05 33:38

Um I would do Oh, fuck it. A Ruguru. A Rugero. Yeah, it's like a French Cajun werewolf, but with different sta different So it's a werewolf. But it's a different type of werewolf.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Just say it's a werewolf.

SPEAKER_03 33:56

Schools.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

Ghouls! Oh, I like that. Well, well, yeah, well they made well made um uh mammy about it. Well, why not?

SPEAKER_05 34:06

Well, well, you know what, you know what? Goblins. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 34:10

Goblins, yeah. Spider Man, I don't know, but yeah. I don't think counter knob, but no, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure if there's a movie coming out, he'll say, Where's Spider-Man?

SPEAKER_05 34:26

I oh, by the way, Clayface? Are we talking about the trailer yet? I haven't seen it yet. You haven't seen the trailer? No, I have not. We should watch it. Maybe for next time. We'll see.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

Maybe for next time. No, no, no. Uh, okay. The one monster movie that I would I would pick, uh, which I'm surprised he didn't he didn't pick, is um Skinwalkers.

SPEAKER_03 34:46

Ooh! Oh, Skinwalkers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

Well, uh, that'll be good.

SPEAKER_00 34:50

They used to call me.

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Are they a little? Why do they call you a skinwalker?

SPEAKER_00 34:57

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 34:58

You have skin? You walk?

SPEAKER_00 35:02

That would be angry.

SPEAKER_05 35:05

Skinwalker. He walks with skin. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

You wear skin over a skin?

SPEAKER_00 35:10

I'll say mine. Alright. It's uh something like uh invasion of the body snatchers, like uh mind.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 35:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:26

So you want to do a you want to do a screen about involving aliens, really. Alright, so here's what so this is a so this is a monster movie I don't think they should ever make, or it's really not something that can be made. It has to be like paired with another super mantra, supernatural monster of witches. Yeah, yeah. I just don't think a witch I don't think I don't think a witch's movie would ever be successful.

SPEAKER_00 35:52

Um witch just playing with a villain, or what's the one wait, what's the movie with the three witches? Oh, the Disney Focus? Focus Push.

SPEAKER_05 36:03

Oh, yeah. I think that was pretty successful. I I I'm gonna be honest. I maintain that 2016's The Witch is or Witch is a good movie.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

I just think that they look I I just think they work better with other supernatural monsters.

SPEAKER_03 36:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

Maybe um how about um like monsters from old uh legends, like all the old legends that will probably never be made.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Banshees.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

That's one.

SPEAKER_05 36:33

Okay, banshees. Oh, Dullahans. What? Dullahans.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Yeah, that's another one that will be.

SPEAKER_05 36:38

Oh bad. It's a thing from Irish folklore. Um, baby Headless Horsemans. What?

SPEAKER_03 36:45

Oh, Headless Horsemans?

SPEAKER_02 36:47

Well, you're gonna buy. Well, if you're gonna go Headless Horsemen's, like they they have made Headless Horseman's movies that were okay, like um Sleepy Hollow in the 90s.

SPEAKER_05 36:58

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:59

So they have made like headless horses, horseman movies, but they're not common.

SPEAKER_03 37:04

Yeah, there's a well, there's gonna be a I saw a trailer for a for a horror movie involving um um a costume uh like animal, like Barney. But oh my god. What are you talking about? Uh it's hey children.

SPEAKER_06 37:24

Wait, is it the hug? Well, I just want to eat you.

SPEAKER_03 37:30

As as as as as he's holding a knife or something, he's like no, he's like, I love you, you love me.

SPEAKER_05 37:38

You all taste like happy me.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

What the fuck are you talking about? Well, anyway, uh no, no, Mr. Rogers as a little killer.

SPEAKER_02 37:50

Actually, welcome to my neighborhood. See, that that would be played creepy, yeah. But that would work as a horror. It would work as a horror neighborhood.

SPEAKER_05 37:59

But I would I would be upset. Mr.

SPEAKER_03 38:01

Rogers, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. As at these getting uh beautiful day to be my neighborhood. My friend, my neighbor.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

Anyway, no, but uh no, I would say personally one like eight What was it? Ah, damn it, I lost it.

SPEAKER_00 38:27

Oh, oh well I got it. No, it's uh it's an old Lat it's an old Latin urban legend.

SPEAKER_03 38:34

What'd you pick up?

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Uh La Llorona?

SPEAKER_00 38:37

Yes, that one.

SPEAKER_05 38:39

I knew it's 12 It would make a good beat. La Llorona The Weeping Woman.

SPEAKER_02 38:45

They made one, but it makes a good TV show. Yeah, that was okay, but fair enough. No, but La Llorona makes a good TV show. That's one of our episodes.

SPEAKER_05 38:55

So I got one, a Hydra. Well, that's like a Greek, you know.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

That's more, that's hell. That's more that's more ancient Greece and then they do.

SPEAKER_05 39:07

It could still be a good scary movie, monster movie.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

Medusa. Medusa would be a good one.

SPEAKER_05 39:13

Yeah. A gorgon.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Yeah, the gorgon.

SPEAKER_05 39:18

That's what you call the movie. The gorgon.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

The gorgon.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

The Josh.

SPEAKER_05 39:22

How about the Josh?

SPEAKER_00 39:25

There used to be like this uh this this TV show called Channel Zero, where they basically made they made adaptations of the most famous creepy pastas of the. One of them was Candle Cove.

SPEAKER_05 39:46

Um it's first season.

SPEAKER_00 39:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:49

Would you want Candle Cove to be uh your like an actual movie?

SPEAKER_00 39:56

Honestly, like the way they should have done it, they should have done it like a Black Mirror. I agree. It's just all like one episode for each mythology.

SPEAKER_05 40:08

I would have I would like to have liked them to do one for Mr. Bear. That's one other creepy pops that I think it would have done well.

SPEAKER_02 40:14

Not gonna lie, I'm gonna be 100% honest with you. This makes really funny because we're talking monster movies, but my father, uh, we were at the mall and they already have Halloween shit out. I mean, it's like it's a little early for Halloween, don't you think? It's like, well, I like Halloween. I do like Halloween. So it yes, I do agree. It it is a little early. It is it's fucking July. July.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

I got one. Um never early. Genies.

SPEAKER_04 40:42

Oh chins!

SPEAKER_03 40:44

Yeah, chin. Like um like Robin. Actually, you can make it lowerens?

SPEAKER_02 40:49

I'm actually actually you can make that a pretty good horror movie because like wishes and like well, yeah, because you could make the genie more of like, oh, I'll grant you a wish, and then like have the wishes backfire. Or be misinterpreted. Yeah, maybe this isn't what you want.

SPEAKER_03 41:06

And and then and then you're you feel your life life force draining or something.

SPEAKER_02 41:12

Yeah, you could do you could do multiple things with that. Oh, yeah, I got one.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

That's basically what obsession was.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Yeah. I got one. I will say this after seeing that movie, I'm gonna be honest with you. You saw it? I saw it. Yeah, just sorry. So I always hit when they come, you might hear me, not good.

SPEAKER_05 41:34

Yeah, I got you.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

No, but uh, no, after seeing the movie, I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah, um, I do agree with strong arms. It is like you can see it coming. Like you see the indeed. Like, because you know the what's like I do agree with what he says. Like, you do see it coming. Like, you know, like he has to die.

SPEAKER_04 41:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

But I will also but I will say this. In my opinion, yes and no, he's a simp. Yeah. He's a bitch. He's a bitch. But I don't know how much like because a bitch wouldn't kill himself, simple as that. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but I'm saying this. What because to me, he's a simp in the fact that he wished for the girl to like, you know. Yeah, that's the simp part. But it also, in my opinion, like when he didn't know what was going on, like he was genuinely confused. Yeah, like he doesn't know. Like, that's what I was been. Like he was playing it, like, I'm gonna be honest with you. He was he was playing it like on drugs. Well, yeah, but also like he was weird out because when she offered it, like and she got into bed with him, he was like completely weird.

SPEAKER_05 42:46

You're freaky Nikki. Yeah, that was the part like yeah, freaked me out, bro. But like I was talking to a friend about this just recently, and I looked at uh the director and the actor talking about the role, and I said, Yeah, up until the uh stinner scene, he does not know what the fuck's going on. He just thinks she's finally falling in love with him.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

Well, I was about to say is that like like I don't know if I would say sip. I would say like I'd say he he's that's why I said he's yes, he's a sip, but yes, he's a bitch. He's a loser. He's yeah, so yeah, he's a loser.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

I don't know. Either way, I don't know. The uh the movie made 400 million dollars on a $750,000 budget.

SPEAKER_05 43:29

Which is good, yeah, it's the biggest gross, it's the highest grossing film on a on a small budget.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

It was just a testament, but I I I'm just I get so mad because of my co worker because she's like, Well, he's the bad guy. And I'm like, I'm sitting there watching the movie. It's like at no point do I think he's the bad guy.

SPEAKER_05 43:47

He's not, he's literally not. Even the even the director, the creator of the story, and the actor have both said he's morally gray. He's not a bad guy, he does bad things, but he's not a bad guy.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

Also, like the If you were in the situation, if he had would you want to kill yourself? No. I mean boy. Well, the your options are your options are this: you either kill her, her, or you kill yourself. Those are your options. I kill her.

SPEAKER_05 44:13

Or you just call the police. Yeah, my friend just entered that to me. He's like, Why don't we just make her actor?

SPEAKER_02 44:21

You could call the cops.

SPEAKER_03 44:23

I would I would push her off a building or something.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

I call them cops. I make her take the fall for everything. Yeah. I mean, like, you're in the courtroom and you're like, oh, this is the officers. I don't know what she was doing.

SPEAKER_06 44:34

She just kept pushing her face into the brick.

SPEAKER_03 44:38

I'll be honest, I don't know, I don't know who she is. How do you keep stalking to me for no reason?

SPEAKER_02 44:44

To be fair, you know, I don't know who she is. I don't know. Also, like, uh, I'm gonna be honest with you. I thought it was a weak to be fair, I I agree with strong, it was a weak horror movie. It was that like it it's a sad, I mean, it's sad. And the fact that it made all this money is kind of sad.

SPEAKER_00 45:03

Oh well. I mean, all I that's all uh anyone wanted to talk about. And now the director, he wants to cash in on the success of this one. I just don't know TV show.

SPEAKER_02 45:18

I don't think to be honest with you, I don't think it has enough legs to do a sequel or a TV show.

SPEAKER_00 45:24

Okay, well, it's based on like the one wish willow of the show.

SPEAKER_05 45:27

Oh, so they'd probably be going and show all other wishes that people made. Like, because the other wishes, um, and fun fact, I'm not sure if you knew this. I'm gonna put it out there that it's been proven that the reason why it's called the one wish wool is because witches back in the day when they were hung, they were hung from wool trees. Okay. So the branches might be used. They're cur they're curse.

SPEAKER_01 45:52

The more you know, the more you know.

SPEAKER_00 45:57

How about sex?

SPEAKER_03 46:01

How about uh with Japanese monsters?

SPEAKER_05 46:03

Yokais. Yokai. You have yokais. I would do Kochi Sakyona, the slim mouth woman. It's called anime. Anime.

SPEAKER_03 46:10

Well no, I mean like anime. I mean like live action.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Like uh I mean you can make yeah, you can make you can make yokais real. You can make techniques. Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 46:20

I don't know, like uh I there's a lot of options for um like a horror movie.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

Oh, there's no there. Oh, I just recently watched his brand new anime. He and I just finished uh the only last two episodes. Yeah, but it's been it's really good. It's called Black Torch. It's really good. Oh, is it? Yeah dude, I love that. Uh it's about this uh mono m what is it? Mono Monoco? Uh it's a it's a Japanese spirit.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

It's like a Japanese like immortal spirit thing.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

It's an immortal spirit. Makemono? Yeah, Makimoto.

SPEAKER_05 46:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:52

Yeah, it's uh it's uh it has but the Makonoto is a black cat. And it's uh his name is Raga, and the main character is uh Ichro Ichro? Jiro Jiro Juan, Jiro, Jiro. Yeah, Jiro. And like uh I love their I just love their I just love their back yeah no their back and forward is so fucking cool. It's one of the funniest, it's one of the funniest moments because there's this one moment where he's like, Jiro, I Jiro, what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 47:22

No, the best scene is where he's like, he says, You're right, grandpa. I'll lean on it. I'll lean on people. I'll lean on him. And the cat's and the cat's like, huh? And he's like, go home.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 47:36

I hate to watch that.

SPEAKER_02 47:37

Dude, it's fun. Yeah, you'll you like it.

SPEAKER_03 47:40

I hey too much will love anime.

SPEAKER_02 47:44

Yeah. Well, that's more because anime is a very popular s is a very popular topic. So I incorporate that too into our podcast a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 47:54

Alright, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

But anyway, uh back to uh so yeah, no. Um yeah, but yeah. What's chipacabra? No, the upset yeah, it's chipacabra. I don't think you could do goat side.

SPEAKER_05 48:05

I think you do jupicabra.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

I guess you could. I mean, they did do a screw me too, Jupiter Cobra.

SPEAKER_05 48:10

Yeah, I think another one you could do.

SPEAKER_02 48:14

Oh yeah, my grade for obsession. You didn't let me finish.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

Oh my god. Uh oh, sorry. Well your grade. Out of like ten out of five. Was it ten?

SPEAKER_02 48:21

Uh ten? Yeah. Uh honestly, I was no offense, but I was bored for most of this movie, so I gave it four.

SPEAKER_01 48:31

Alright, fine. I saw No, I'm just telling you.

SPEAKER_05 48:34

I'm not mad.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

I'm just saying I'm fine.

SPEAKER_03 48:36

I didn't I didn't even see the movie. I just um I saw a I saw a recap review on YouTube and uh and uh already I hate it. Because it's a dumb story.

SPEAKER_02 48:52

That's why I gave it a four. That's why I said I don't see how this has legs. I really don't. The only way I could see this having any legs is there's a lot more blood, like a lot more blood fare than what we had in it.

SPEAKER_05 49:05

I'll be honest. I saw Evil Dead recently with Rachel, and my god, was she terrified?

SPEAKER_03 49:14

Well, we'll sneak out the next one.

SPEAKER_05 49:14

No, that's no, it was just brutal.

SPEAKER_02 49:17

Yeah, we'll save that for our next episode since none of us have seen it yet.

SPEAKER_05 49:20

Oh, that's fine. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 49:22

Yeah, we'll move on.

SPEAKER_05 49:22

Okay. Um red story or red story, and then we'll do avatar, I think, is a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 49:28

Uh, because the avatar thing's gonna take a fucking.

SPEAKER_05 49:31

Yeah, we're already at 49 minutes, and the red story will take probably 10, 15.

SPEAKER_03 49:35

Maybe we'll strong arm is all you.

SPEAKER_00 49:38

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

You have the floor.

SPEAKER_00 49:41

I so I did promise animals. Oh, God. For the next story.

SPEAKER_05 49:46

Can we do a cheating one next one, please?

SPEAKER_03 49:48

This is only a cheating story next. Oh, all right. Okay, well, maybe watch that.

SPEAKER_00 49:54

Well, this is this kind of is a little bit of both. Oh dear god. This originally comes from R slash relationship advice. It's a post from 2020.

SPEAKER_03 50:07

Is it a monkey?

SPEAKER_00 50:08

My close. Close? A gorilla?

SPEAKER_04 50:13

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 50:14

It's a gorilla. Oh no. My boyfriend, my boyfriend's relationship with his teddy bear is making me uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_05 50:23

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please, please, no.

SPEAKER_01 50:28

That's why cocktail? We have a Ted. We have a Ted. We have a Teddy.

SPEAKER_03 50:32

A Ted story, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:32

No, we have a Malcolm from fucking teddy story.

SPEAKER_03 50:35

A test story, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:37

Oh dear. Just tell the fucking story, bro.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

Pork you think they seen Thunder Buddies together?

SPEAKER_00 50:49

Thunder Buddies? Thunder Buddies. Remember from GTA 5, Mr. Raspberry Jam?

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Yeah, exactly. Oh god, just tell the story.

unknown 51:01

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 51:03

Keno. Okay, now, please, no joke, this is actually serious. Also, this is a throwaway account, and I was an idiot writing my name and typed throwaway instead of throwaway. Uh, I've been with my boyfriend for three months now, so it's pretty new. So far, everything is going good except this tiny little detail. He has this teddy bear. Let's name him Teddy.

SPEAKER_03 51:31

Teddy Teddy.

SPEAKER_00 51:33

Let's name him Mr.

SPEAKER_05 51:34

Tickles.

SPEAKER_00 51:35

Mr.

SPEAKER_06 51:35

Tickles? Mr. Tickles.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

Mr. T Burz. No, it's Mr. Bear. There you go. We'll call him Mr. Bear.

SPEAKER_03 51:46

I for Ted.

SPEAKER_01 51:47

I prefer kiddy. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 51:50

I prefer Mr.

SPEAKER_01 51:51

Tickles.

SPEAKER_00 51:51

That was why. Alright, well. All right. No, go ahead. Uh Teddy has always been a part of my boyfriend's life. He got him for his birthday when he was around five or six. Oh dear God. His parents tried taking Teddy away from him. He screamed and cried so loud without stopping that they ended up giving up. So he kept Teddy with him his whole life. He mentioned Teddy to me pretty early, about a week after us being together. He showed me pictures of him and I found it cute at first. He had plenty of pictures of him in different situations. I truly found it adorable since I thought it was just a joke, really, and didn't think that Teddy was such a big part of his life. Until the more we got to know each other, the more he started mentioning him. He'd often make jokes about him. When he'd come back to his flat, he'd say, I'd have to come back. Teddy is waiting for me.

SPEAKER_05 52:59

Oh, so they're bringing it. Oh dear good.

SPEAKER_00 53:02

And then he later texted.

SPEAKER_05 53:05

Oh god. Rupert.

SPEAKER_00 53:09

Okay, well, we can forgive Stewie. Stewie's a baby. And this guy is. Oh, he's 23.

SPEAKER_05 53:20

He continue.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

Yeah. Alright. I have to come back. And then later he texts me, okay, I put Teddy to bed. So now I might go to sleep as well. I don't want to wake him up. Again, a little weird, but cute still.

SPEAKER_05 53:40

Bro, I'd be looking for the fucking door.

SPEAKER_00 53:42

That's a giant flack. It's like a childlike innocence.

SPEAKER_05 53:47

No, no, no. Sorry. I dare to cut you off, Strong Arms. That's not childlike innocence. That is literally like you're dating a five-year-old who's in a 23-year-old's body.

SPEAKER_02 53:59

That's a mental health problem.

SPEAKER_05 54:00

Yeah, it's a mental health problem. No. Childlike innocence would be like you're watching Harry Potter and you're like, wow, that's childlike innocence. That's not or Spongebob and still laughing at the jokes that you grew up watching as a kid. That's still childlike innocence.

SPEAKER_02 54:15

Most of those jokes were for adults.

SPEAKER_05 54:16

Yeah. But that's all I guess that's all childlike innocence. But never mind. But yeah, but.

SPEAKER_03 54:23

That example.

SPEAKER_05 54:24

That example. But this this is a mental disorder. It just needs professional help.

SPEAKER_00 54:31

And you would take someone to know what.

SPEAKER_05 54:34

Shut the fuck up. I don't need professional help.

SPEAKER_03 54:36

I wonder if if it was if it was like a He-Man toy or something, or a thinner cat's or or uh a Transformers toy.

SPEAKER_00 54:47

Yeah. Transformers.

SPEAKER_01 54:49

Robots and discount. This is a teddy bear though. This is a very this is a this is a teddy care bear. Like like it's a tender bear. I'll show you a care. Show me you!

SPEAKER_02 54:59

Now now I'm imagining it be instead of it being a teddy bear, I'm imagining it being the pink care bear with a heart.

SPEAKER_05 55:06

Oh my god! Yeah, show me how you can't Yeah, to love a lot bear.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

Yeah. So let's see what happened next.

SPEAKER_00 55:17

Okay. But he really started talking about him constantly, always linking what we were doing to him. He'd send me selfies with him at least twice a week. He also sometimes, and this is where you buckle up for this. He also thought sometimes said weird stuff like I fucked it. Whenever we watched a sex scene in it, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 55:55

I fucked it. That's not weird. I'm straight admitting it.

SPEAKER_01 56:00

I fucked my gear. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 56:03

Whenever we watch a sex scene in a movie, he'd say, That's what me and Teddy do when we're alone.

SPEAKER_03 56:11

That's not even a joke. That's that's wrong.

SPEAKER_00 56:15

Or when I asked when he lost his virginity, he answered, Oh, I lost it with Teddy a few years ago. They were jokes that made me uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_03 56:28

Jokes?

SPEAKER_05 56:29

Those aren't psychotic! That's fucking wrong. It's a fucking stuffed animal, bro. That's a cry for health. It's it's this is literally Stewie if Stewie maintains his crescent path.

SPEAKER_03 56:42

Hey guys, is over clear? I'm straight, okay?

SPEAKER_05 56:48

Montreal Tingle says that he says, Hey guys, I'm wanting to be honest. I'm straight. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.

SPEAKER_02 56:54

I'm gonna be honest with you. I had a stuffed animal when I was a kid. It was the Dalmatian, Wonder One Dalmatian. I had a stuffed animal too. They used to take everywhere. And I grew out of that. Like I grew out of that by the time I was in third grade.

SPEAKER_05 57:10

I love Bluebear. He's somewhere upstairs, but fuck, I don't do that shit to him. And I had, as you know. Bro, fuck you.

SPEAKER_00 57:19

No, no. Thomas. And I had Thomas the trains. Oh, so did I.

SPEAKER_02 57:25

Yeah. So I mean, it's how do you fuck a train? It's not in the caboose.

SPEAKER_03 57:31

You play in a caboose.

SPEAKER_01 57:32

Yeah, he played in the caboose, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:41

I can't believe he said he fucked his teddy bit. He actually just came out with it.

SPEAKER_06 57:46

Yeah, that oh I lost him with Teddy a few years ago, Joe!

SPEAKER_02 57:49

It's supposed to be a joke.

SPEAKER_05 57:52

Is that where it ends or is it continue?

SPEAKER_02 57:54

Why do I feel like he's gonna why do I feel like it's gonna end with him asking, do you want to do a three-way with me in the three-way with me and teddy?

SPEAKER_03 58:02

I'd be surprised. I'd be surprised if she said yes.

SPEAKER_05 58:07

If she said yes, then she would then she would have said this.

SPEAKER_00 58:11

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 58:11

Well, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 58:12

All right. He always seemed to consider Teddy to be his baby or his son or his brother. So him being sexualized was extremely weird for me. I thought it was weird, and he just laughed, but I don't think he took me seriously. About a month ago, I told him I was okay with him bringing Teddy when he was staying around my flat. I could see it was making him sad to leave him, and also was very curious to finally see him in per also. I was very curious to finally see him in person.

SPEAKER_02 58:52

My advice, make sure you have tongues.

SPEAKER_05 58:55

Yes, yeah. I hate them on toys though. I want to touch it.

SPEAKER_02 59:00

I would never want to touch it. It's probably crusty and shit.

SPEAKER_01 59:03

Literally, this would be me. Just like Hollander. Like with the tongs is grabbing it and then like right. It breaks.

SPEAKER_06 59:14

I need to wash my hand! I need to wash my hand! Oh god! I tasted it! Okay, I touched it! Look at my face!

SPEAKER_02 59:26

That's how fucked up it would be if you're hanging out with him and some guy just throws the teddy bear in the other guy and says, Oh, don't worry, guys. Don't worry, guys. I wash it. Wait, what are you waiting what are you talking about? Oh, I fucked that bear.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

And then and then and then this guy what does the steel reaction like white stuff comes out.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

Oh, I forgot to wash it today.

SPEAKER_06 59:59

He just screams.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:02

I'm gonna I'm gonna. I need a flame thrower now.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:05

Either that or it's the bright reaction where he just throws up like sex with her. No, you just throw up and it's like, wait, why are you throwing up?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:16

He lied in my mouth!

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

Oh god!

SPEAKER_00 1:00:19

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:20

Okay, you can tell you the story, bro.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:22

Alright. So that day I drove to his flat and we went with all his stuff and Teddy. When he got in the car, he pulled him out of from his bag and had him. Pulled him out of his bag and had me er had him give me a kiss on the cheek.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:47

Oh no! No way.

unknown 1:00:54

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:56

Can you imagine bringing this guy around your friends, bro?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:00

Honestly, all I can think of is this bear. It looks disgusting.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:03

And not even that. I can imagine this guy bringing around her friends, and he's just like, this is my boyfriend Tom. Says, hey, what about me? Is he making the bear set?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:13

And this is Mr. Tickle's. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna tell you this now. All I'm picturing is now this kid, is now this guy in a yellow shirt, red overalls. Wearing a fanny pack. And acting like a child, like a five-year-old. It's like, we're going wherever mommy says we're going.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:34

Now, Mr. Mr. Jingles! We will not have that tone. Now Mr. Jingles, you can put it out in the nail finger.

unknown 1:01:42

Mr.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:42

Jingles!

SPEAKER_04 1:01:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:44

Can we please just uh go on with a story?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:48

Alright. He had me give him when we drove, he opened the window and put Teddy out of the car like a dog. He said it was rare for Teddy to travel like that, and he could feel that he was happy. Teddy smells a lot like my boyfriend hasn't watched him in 12 years. Oh, for a long car drive. He hugged him and gave him kisses.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:16

How good? Dude, that's just wrong. Okay, I can go.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

Oh god, that's just he has a weird twitch where he just compulsively pats the back of Teddy. And wait, he always rubs Teddy's clothes in between his fingers. Wait, it has clothes? Uh apparently so. When we're together in bed, he always puts Teddy's mouth on my mouth. And I'm finding disgusting.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:56

Oh it tastes like it must have dried seed.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:01

It has to. That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:05

He always has tries to have Teddy touch my boobs, her ass. Oh, Teddy, not being such dirty dope.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:16

Bro, Mr. Tickles, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:19

When we make love, I often end up finding him in between us.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:24

Oh my god. Oh my god. He is talking to Mr. Tickles! He is trying to do a three-way with this bear. I would break up with the big thing. No, no, no. Babe, babe, it's okay. The fact that she hasn't broken up with him.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:38

Yeah, is it a testament to no?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:40

That must mean he has a dick.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:41

Yeah. Like a dick dick. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest though. A dildo? No. Yeah, miss. Can you imagine when he might be saying to her, it's okay, babe. Mr. Teddy likes to watch. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:54

He says it like scared. All I can think of is when she was saying during the car ride is that, like, oh, Teddy, not here, not right now. Come on, Miss.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:09

Later.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:10

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:12

Okay. John. I'm scared, but keep going.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:16

I feel like there's gonna be a murderer.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:18

I often watch between us. Sorry, sorry. And every time I throw him away, my boyfriend says, oh no, he likes to watch in a joking way. A joking way?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:30

That's not joking. That's just sad.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:32

That's fucking disgusting and sad. Yo! What the fuck, Bob?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:39

Alright. He often mentions us having a threesome. I do it! And him being great at licking. And always doing kinky stuff together.

unknown 1:04:54

Ew!

SPEAKER_00 1:04:55

Ew! Bro!

SPEAKER_06 1:04:59

Look at John's fake dude! Look at his fucking ginger tells!

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

Imagine if it was if it plays the world toy story.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

Oh dear God, it means stories he would tell.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:12

This is the this this is Ted.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:14

This is the movie Ted.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:15

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:17

The worst way.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:19

What do you think?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:22

Sean, you don't want to know.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:24

This is this is like the movie Ted, but like the worst version. If John was actually crazy.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:30

A last episode of the show. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:33

Okay, fun now.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:35

Alright. Now, I'm I'm not an idiot. I know communication is important. I tried talking to him so many times, sometimes in a joking way, so he doesn't feel attacked. He can't be attacked so many times in a serious way. But every time he didn't take it seriously, made jokes, and never truly told me what he thought. I should mention that he is like that for any serious conversation. All he does is make awkward jokes, and he never tells me how he f how he feels.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:13

How do you know if he's joking or not?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:15

I'm gonna be honest with you. Like I swear to God, I'm expecting this story to have like, don't worry, Teddy. We'll eat her.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:23

Yeah, no, you know what? You know what? Uh here's my awesome pick thing. Grab a teddy, throw him in a wood chipper. It's over. You're 23 fucking years old. Grow the fuck up. That might actually rate that actually might break your psychosis. It wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:41

The voices are gone.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:43

Oh, thank God. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:45

This is become Sorry, sorry, you go.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:48

Alright. This is becoming hard to handle. Now it is?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:52

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:53

I've been away from him for two times.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:54

We're past hard to handle. We're now why the fuck are you here?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:00

I was away from him for two weeks and was kind of relieved I wouldn't see Teddy anymore. But all he did was send pictures. And whenever I asked him, what are you doing? What did you do today? Playing with Teddy.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:16

Playing with Teddy.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:21

What do you want? What did he say? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:25

He said he went up. I said her pictures. And and I said, Noot?

SPEAKER_06 1:07:34

It's a nip slip, just one overall.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:38

On the bear? One one with the bear bent over.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:42

Oops. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:50

I'm going to hell.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:52

No, it's the strap on.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:55

Yeah, I I see a strap on on the bear. Like Ted.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:59

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:01

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:02

Go ahead. Go ahead. I wanna know how big this fucking teddy bear is. Me too.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:06

As in uh today he told me I was perfect, which was a first, and I sure didn't expect that. When he when he said that, I said, really? And his reply was actually no. Teddy is perfect, and you come way after him.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:25

Whoa! Break up.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:29

This woman is gonna talk. This woman's gonna talk.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:33

Again, here's my Shhla. Hold up.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:36

There's three questions here. One, am I overreacting?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:40

No. No.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:41

What should I do? Leave him. Three, how do I get him to finally talk about it and take me seriously?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:47

You're not gonna get it. You're not gonna get him to talk seriously. You're gonna just gotta dump his ass.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:52

Okay, here you have two options. The parents over a burning intervention.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:57

That would be one. That would be one. Whole family. Okay, you have two three options of SK. One, invite parents, friends, family, and intervention his ass so hard. Okay. Two, dump his ass and dump it hard.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:11

She should have dumped his ass a little dumped.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:13

No, I know. Or third and third most most I would recommend option before intervention. Fuck intervention almost. Third option. Be nuclear. Be an asshole. Take the teddy bear. Make him look it in the eyes and shove it in a wood chipper. No. Fireplace. Fireplace. And burn the fuck out of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:35

And the cross just keeps on.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:39

And you say, now you have no one but me.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:43

Well, you know the top.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:46

He jumps into the fire? What?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:49

How on earth am I still single? Reply, because you don't have a kick-ass wingman like Teddy.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:01

Kick-ass wingman like Teddy.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:03

I don't think I want a wingman like Teddy.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:06

This guy has to either be one of two things. He has to be drought dead gorgeous. Yeah. Which he probably is.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:10

And he has to have like either that or he has to have a massive. I mean like a massive dick.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:17

Like just like just nine inches, something like that. Now you now you've burned the image in my brain of him sticking his thing up to Teddy. Come on, Teddy. I'll see the team.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:31

Okay, I'm sorry. I have the dimension. Chris Havesworth. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:42

Next comment. I bet Teddy looks radiant under a strong black light.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:51

Radiant, huh? Oh dear God. I gotta lie.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:54

They're probably the only thing in that room that's lit up like crazy that in the bed. Oh, white. At that moment, like if if it's all white, you throw that there away. No, no, you just need to move out of that house. Oh, yeah. Burn the bedroom. I don't give a shit. Continue the comments. No, I just love that. It's like that one scene from the real estate where the guy is like, I just have to do one final check. And oh, why am I blue? Why am I blue?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:25

What does blue mean?

SPEAKER_06 1:11:29

I can't get clean.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:32

You're blue bowl? You wish it was blue ball. No, I used to cover it with colour. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:38

Well, this is a good idea.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:42

Yeah, you're gay. Is there an update or continue with the comments?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:46

Yes, there is an update. Woo!

SPEAKER_05 1:11:47

This gets better.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:48

Shut up, dude. Jesus, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:51

Calm down.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:52

Sorry. Okay. First question. Why are you with this guy? Are you insecure? Do you have low standards?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:02

Is he hot?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:04

Obviously, I didn't write down his nicest description. Apart from the weird teddy bear fetish, he was a completely normal guy with friends, going to parties, studying, and so on. Or the friends like he is quite the popular guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:23

So he is good looking. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:25

In fact, even though I don't care about this kind of thing, he took me on dates and made me feel special. I really thought he was a keeper. At the beginning, him being a little childish didn't bother me. I myself have stuffed pets. And even though they're in a cupboard, I used to love them as a kid.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:49

As a kid, yeah. Yeah, as a kid. Yeah, as a grown-ass man.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:54

That's when he started sexualizing the bear and involving me that I freaked out.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:01

As a quote joke.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:04

The problem is it's so hard to tell when he's joking or not. He constantly makes jokes. That's why I never could tell if whether I was overreacting or not.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:14

Now, wait a minute. Now, how I would answer that question is like, what like what does he sound like when he's making a joke? Because I'm gonna be honest with you, it sounds like it sounds like he's serious all the time. You're just interpreting as a joke.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:26

Yeah. Oh yeah. I fucked a bear. Stuff like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:30

Yeah, it sounds like she's interpreting as a joke. Or you could have been like, oh yeah, no, I fucked the bear.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:36

And then you're and you're like, oh, you're a kidder, you kidder. I'm like, seriously, fuck it. Yeah, I fucked it. I fucked it twice a day. You best fuck it. You best fuck it. When you get a pussy, Mr. Teddy's you fuck it on the time.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:51

Oh, oh God, you don't think he puts a pocket pussy in it?

SPEAKER_00 1:13:56

He cuts uh I mean he probably has room by now.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:01

I mean, I mean well people hey people usually men usually uh like they put a hole in a water salad and they heat it up and then or pie. Or pie, yeah. But it is a teddy bear.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:18

This is fucked up.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:22

Oh my god. Oh god. I don't know. Here's the kicker, boys and girls. Okay. We actually have a picture of Oh! Yo! Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:34

Is it covering just? Can you please send that in the group chat? Yeah, please send it to the group chat. I will. Oh, because I really need to. I need to see this bear.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:42

I need to see this bear too, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:44

One phone.

unknown 1:14:46

Alright.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:47

Take my phone.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:49

Holy shit. Oh, fuck it. No.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:00

I see wolf white stuff. Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:02

Oh no, do you? Oh why is it? It literally looks like it hasn't been washed.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:10

In centuries, not even years.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:12

It's not a fucking bear.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:13

It's a moose.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:15

That's a moose. Fucking moose, you idiot. What universe is is that a a bear?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:22

That's a moose. That's like Teddy the moose.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:25

Okay, can so is that where it ends? Like, did he break up with him?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:29

Please tell me she broke up with him.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:31

Tell me she threw Teddy in the fucking d in the dumpster. No, it broke up.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:37

I'm looking. What alright, what did you do in the end? I was meant to see him today, so I picked him up and we drove to my flat. Of course, Teddy is there when he came in my car. My boyfriend had given me had given me kisses and stuff. Wrong choice of the case. I said, stop please, in a cold way, and he stopped. I said we needed to talk and he needed to listen because I started crying. I thought it would be hard for me to start talking, but since I was so stressed with all with all your comments, I just broke down and cried. I told him how I needed him to stop with Teddy and that he needed to stop being so close and dependent on him. Then that Teddy shouldn't come to my flat anymore. At first he was silent, but then he said he didn't understand why I was so uncomfortable with it. Dude, he was totally joking. That he knew Teddy wasn't real, and that it was hurting him to see that I thought I had a he had a problem. I was extremely disappointed of his reaction, and I just told him I needed a break, so I drove back to so I drove him back to his flat, and that's where I am now.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:02

And then outside the window, all you hear is Teddy as she's driving away. Teddy's just in the background saying, baby, come back!

SPEAKER_05 1:17:10

Or he's just like or yes, he's gone! And yeah, no, you know what? I'm gonna be honest with you. I would have grabbed this man by the face and said, You are 23 years old. Get rid of your fucking teddy bear. No, moose. Moose, whatever. Get rid of your stuffed animal.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:34

You know what? I would get a different name. Bullwinkle.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:40

Oh yeah, Bowl Winkle makes sense, yeah. Yeah. We have a bullwinkle.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:45

So that was sexy, too.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:50

Anyway. God. The fact that she didn't dump his ass. Tell me she's we're on a break moment.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:58

We're on a break. No, dump his ass. Dump his ass. Tell him you don't want to see his fucking face again. Jesus Christ. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:04

I mean, this is a health room.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:06

2020. Oh man, they're probably broken up. Oh, imagine if they got married.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:11

Oh, imagine she's dead. He killed her.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:15

I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not gonna be honest with you. That entire story screams of like I'm gonna kill you at some point. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:26

No, no. He kills her. The bear.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:28

Yeah. It really wasn't me. Tally told me to do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:33

Scarface is a bit. No, then the knife, the knife is in the moose's hand, and it's like the the the bear did it, and the it is like, oh yeah, the bear did it. And the cops, as the cops are in the route, the bear is like, works every time.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:51

Who blames the toy?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:53

Nobody brings the bear. Bye-bye, Brian. Bye-bye. Also, I'm a fucking moose. You fucker.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:02

Fucking me all the time.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:03

Dumbass.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:05

The scene cuts out and he it's it's in his head as he's in a as he's in the train. Yeah, that's what Teddy said. Oh, that's exactly what Teddy said.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:20

One more picture. Oh my god. And this one let it come with a trigger warning to Captain C.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:26

Before and after?

SPEAKER_00 1:19:27

Before and after! You'll see why when you see it. Oh dear God!

SPEAKER_03 1:19:34

I'm afraid, but uh I'll look.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:37

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 1:19:39

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:40

That poor cat! Oh is that blood?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:46

Oh is that blood?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:48

I hope that's not blood. I remember.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:53

It just might be.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:57

Imagine if you sell my board of Freeman.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:02

And now the young man is plowing my ass.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:06

The cat is the most traumatized.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:09

The cat looks like he's just chilling there. He's like up against the wall.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:16

What the fuck's going on? This is a mad house! A mad house!

SPEAKER_02 1:20:20

Excuse me. Alright, I give this story. I'm gonna give this story a 10.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:27

It's a 10, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:29

The joke's alone, man 10.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:31

This is a fucked up 10.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:34

Next time we want to hear I want to hear a cheating one, but this this one. Woo! I wanna hear an actual animal one. Oh god. Ah, stuffed animal. We want to hear fucked up shit with animals.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:45

Fucked a bear. Not gonna lie, this is pretty.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:48

This is a pretty fucking animal.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:49

Sedical making fucked up, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:54

I think I made it better.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:55

Okay. There we are, made it. Between the koala bear and the this one. This one. This one. This one.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:01

This takes the kick. This one's the most fucked up. I think this is the fucked up Red story that we found in a little ever. I mean, it's it almost reaches this would be tough to beat.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:11

It almost reaches the gay the gay cation one. Oh fucked up. That's true.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:16

Gay Cation's the best.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:19

This is like this is like right here. Gay Cation's still right here.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:23

High tier.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:24

Yeah, it's a very high tier. It's very hard. It's a high mark.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:27

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:28

The only way that this story was surpassed it, if it wasn't a woman, say it was a gay guy.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:33

Oh, even better. No, even better if it would be a gay. If it was they show a picture of the woman and of the man and then of Teddy.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:41

Why do I feel like the woman's ugly?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:45

Imagine a pretty woman would do that. Go through this.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:47

At that hag?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:48

Yeah, I can't. I can't imagine like a drop-dead gorgeous dealing with it with any woman, really, besides someone who doesn't have any confidence in themselves.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:59

Yeah. So so they broke up or something? They're on a break.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:05

The last update was 2020, so I'm gonna assume they're broke up.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:09

If not, imagine if they're fucking married. Or dead.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:12

Well, Teddy was the best man.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:13

And the teddy bear is the ring bearer. He was the best man.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:18

And and the ring bearer. No, that'd be really fucked up, but that'd be a funny wedding. Is like, is the bear. Is he just he's laughing, he's like, oh teddy. Yeah. Everybody else is like.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:28

The fuck? Are we just gonna pretend that the bear can talk? Are we gonna pretend like that that he's not crazy?

SPEAKER_00 1:22:34

I pr I now pronounce you the man who fucks teddy bears.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:39

And his wife. And his wife. Take fucker and wife.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:43

And then he gives the teddy bear to his baby.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:47

Oh this will be your friend like he was mine. Ew, ew, ew, ew.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:54

A child abuse. That's child abuse.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:56

That's wrong. That's wrong. That's just wrong. Oh, so many levels. Alright, you wanna avatar? Yeah, we want to do an avatar.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:06

I don't know. I think we might need a minute to recover. What the fuck? I need a especially ginger beard.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:14

Oh Jesus Christ. If we're gonna talk one uh topic that's not so fucked up, I'll say uh fucking being honest with you is um shit. That really was my family, guys. Rupert, yeah. That really was Rupert. But guys, I'm straight, okay? I'm straight. I'm straight as can be. So are I don't know what's wrong with this kid. He has a lot of problems. That is Stewie right there. Oh yeah, your sons of anarchy. Episode four.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:51

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:52

Uh um uh five. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:57

Well that was okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:58

I mean it wasn't the best one I can give. I can tell you that.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:02

Okay. I'm kinda hoping a few um like you know, a few like kills in there for like a yeah, like a nions. Yeah. But uh, I think I think what Jack's fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:17

Oh, what Jack's fucked up?

SPEAKER_03 1:24:18

Well yeah. Yeah, I mean he Well Jax was was kind of like in his like he was kind of like over his head a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:31

Well see, episode four to me is like probably the weakest episode of season one. So like it doesn't grade well for me at all. It's like uh so you know how it starts off really well. One, two, and three starts off really good. Episode four is probably the first disappointment. Yeah, it really doesn't deserve to be disappointment, it's just the way that it's you know shot. Yeah. It's structured.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:54

So for me, if for me, like my when I first watched it, I would say the grade was probably like uh probably 2.5.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:02

A three, because um um of a juices a juices fuck up.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:07

Well, yeah, yeah, that made it funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:10

He gave Crystal. Yeah, what crystal meth.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:15

Well to uh a rock uh a rot. Oh no, uh a uh Doberman. Doberman, yeah. He gave it to a Doberman.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:22

Which is stupid when you should have given it a tranx.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:26

I'm pretty sure it was it was combing it to the mouth, also.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:30

Maybe they were hoping that it would die. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:33

Instead, he's got what probably juice was hoping for, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:36

Yeah, that's what juice was hoping for.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:38

I want I don't have a little juice. Well, we'll try to have a conversation with uh I got his name.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:44

Tig.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:46

The tig is like it's like, oh, you want to be friends? Here.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:51

Your dog bit yeah, the dog bit my ass.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:53

You mean lick my balls about that?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:56

No, I don't like it see. Here's my thing. First off, when I saw that episode, I was like, first off, Tig deserved it. Yeah. Tick always deserves it. He caused he caught he fucked corpses. Yeah. So he deserved. He deserved the ass. He deserved it. He deserved the ass biting. First off, he deserves being killed.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:14

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is someone who fucks corpse corpses worse than someone who fucks his teddy bear?

SPEAKER_05 1:26:22

Yes. I'll give I will I'll go hands down, yes. Hands down, if you fuck a corpse, you're worse than fucking a teddy beat bear. Because the teddy bear is an inanimate object. That thing when you fucked your corpse, that thing used to be a person. Yeah. Or it still is technically a person. It's just their body.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:36

Yeah. Yeah. But the tight bear is like a f like a fuss um like a toy. Yeah, that's all it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:45

A toy.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:46

But corpse is like a is a person. Like a dead person, but still a person.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:51

It also stinks. Like it's rampant. Yeah. Well, no, shit. It's he hasn't washed it. I can't believe she kissed him. I cannot believe she kissed him.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:03

I cannot. She must really like his. What do you imagine that tastes like? Salty and salty.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:12

Probably years of dried essence. I don't want to know.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:17

I don't want to know what it tastes like, but it's it's definitely not the best taste in the world.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:23

Yeah, but it's more funky.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:24

Um ask a person who sucks a dick. And they'll tell you.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:30

Well, she would know it tastes like this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:31

Yeah. Salt. So anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:35

I'm gonna be honest. Well, what Sun's in an arch game for you? Like, so you said three? Yeah, three. All right. Um I'm I'm I said 2.5, but only because like I very harsh on three when it comes down to it. But it wasn't like no, it's not a bad episode. You're critical. Well, no, it's not a bad episode at all. It's just like it's one of those ones where it's like like really nothing happened.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:57

Like it's kind of weak, you know.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:59

I saw a plug. It's like, oh yeah, we uh we uh we catched over this uh other biker game. That's all really that's the plot, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:06

Like like you could have done lay off screen or something.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:10

But you could have done more, like you could have done like more with the Mayans, you could have done more killing, like they just had like a shootout, and really nobody died.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:19

Which is stupid, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:20

But it also tells me that they have storetripper. Yeah. Yeah. So how do you how do you miss when you're that close? Good question.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:32

Why can't I hit you?

SPEAKER_02 1:28:35

No, it's like it's like the scene because I'm the main character.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:38

It's like the scene in Family Guy with the writing from the Southern Cops.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:41

Man, these guys are like like swerving through.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:48

These guys are awesome.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:51

Imagine Imagine Storm Sword Troopers that had a shooting range and uh and and then and then here's a target, and and they're like, he's ready. He's ready for war.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:07

Are you sure? Because he missed like 15, he missed like 15 shots. Yeah, he hit he hit Carl the Night Jr.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:13

Yeah, I know, he's perfect.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:15

That's the uh mine.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:17

Hey guys, I can barely see out of this thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:21

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:23

That's the reason why they have bad aim.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:26

Their helmets.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:27

Probably uh oh yeah, but but the bikers and the they what's their excuse?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:34

Their excuse is uh plot plot armor.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:38

Plot armor, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:40

Alright. I think we should get you think we should get to uh Avatar last every yeah, but all right, yeah, Avatar. Okay, so episode three. Well, season two. Of season two. Uh okay. So we'll do grades first.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:55

Fair enough. I'll pull it up.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:57

Yeah, I forgot our grades.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:58

I remember I think I remember mine at least. I got I got the notes. All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:03

I remember I I remember putting on trading. Um singing. Yeah. Yeah. Montage. Definitely.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:14

Alright, so I'm gonna be honest with you. Sharks, you're first with your grade.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:19

What's your score?

SPEAKER_00 1:30:21

Uh five. Uh I'll give this one a three.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:30:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:28

So three for the first uh for third episode. Alright, so. Oh Judy. Unfortunately, episode three. Um we all have the same score. Oh, okay. 4.5. 4.5?

SPEAKER_04 1:30:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:44

We gave it a 4.5. Um, this was the first of the boss scene to say, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, Judy. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest with you, creepy. Very creepy. She was creepy. Very creepy. She was creepier in the live action than she was in the cartoon, which I was surprised that they could do that.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:00

Oh, then I think you meet what the uh um archaeologist or something.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:05

Yeah, we meet the archaeologist. This is the day. They also have the cactus juice scene. Oh, so funny in this one. No, it wasn't. It was not. It was more funnier in the cartoon. Yeah, it was, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:17

You know, and that's that really brings on the point that yes, Sokka has more humor in this season, but most of it is very, very forced.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:33

Yeah, it's kind of like a it's it's like a side-by-well side comparison.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:40

Well, if you're doing a side-by-side comparison, the cartoons always. Well, no, but they had more imagery to showcase. Also, Mobile was fucked out too. Yeah, it was you!

SPEAKER_06 1:31:50

You ran at the elves!

SPEAKER_02 1:31:53

I'll talk about it.

SPEAKER_00 1:31:54

Yeah, mobile is hardly even.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:56

Mobile or Apple are hardly in this.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:58

Yeah, I know, because honestly. That's that's what I had about it. That like a little screen time the animals. Well, let's eat. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:11

To be fair, that is a lot of CGI. Well, that's a a bear. Oh yeah, they dicked the bear out. Yeah. Oh yeah. Bosco. They only have a painting of Bosco. The bear, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:24

They could have like like on Two of Zoo, it just like I got.

SPEAKER_00 1:32:30

Yeah, and there's no zoo scene either.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:32

Well, they didn't do the zoo scene, which to be fair, that was that that's kind of uh that's not really that's not really important to the story. Yeah, I mean it just showcases that his earth bending skills have improved.

SPEAKER_03 1:32:44

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:46

That's really all it is. To be honest with you, like that's not it's not important, it's not integral to the story at at all. So that's why I said like they don't really need the zoo zine. The zoo scene. Yeah. Also, like to be honest with you, they're setting out Jackie Chan to steal Apple.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:04

Uh yeah, yeah. Um he looks like Jackie Chan, but Jackie Chan. But and then and then I have a flashback of the only guy. So my people's like, oh my god, Jackie Chan. Oh my god, Jackie Chan.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:20

To be fair, you guys, you guys both laughed when I said Jackie Chan for the first time.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:24

Yeah, because I said I then looked at him and oh my god, it's really Jack Chan. Looks like Jackie Chan.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:30

Ethan Hawk!

SPEAKER_02 1:33:30

Don't worry, Ethan Hawk. Don't worry, Jackie Chan's got this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:35

We will help you get to the Earth King.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:37

Nah, that's why to me, like I honestly, but the reason why it's a 4.5, realistically, I didn't think the story really was that bad. No, it wasn't, it they didn't really differ much from it. I agree, the cartoon with the cactus juice and the bear. And the bear, those are more, those are funny, and those are things that they should have had in the show, but they didn't do it. Um, I will agree with strong arms. There are moments where the jokes seem force, especially when it's from the cartoon. It's the it's the quenchiest. Yeah, that seems forced. Like that doesn't seem like he's comfortable with doing it. And because, in my personal opinion, you're playing most of the season so far. It's been serious, serious, serious, and then you want me to do this. Like, to me, that's more direction than it is the actor at fault, because that's more the director, because it's like he's been playing soccer kind of serious-ish through most of the season, and then you're having him try and be a jokester now. Like, that's uh that's stupid. That's kind of dumb.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:43

Yeah, yeah, and although although I'll say there's a I I like Well subplot of a thriller, like um like like um I forgot his name.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:58

The scientist is the yeah, the scientist being kidnapped. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:02

Yeah, like like it's a whole it's a whole um um montage of Sako trying to um like like he gives him letters through the doors, like, hey, you been there?

SPEAKER_02 1:35:19

Alright, well, yeah, yeah, they've been there for months.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:23

Yeah, and then and then finally like break in, you see all the letters on the background, you're like, okay, I think what's in this up.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:33

Well, I also like the part where it's like the first episode three is the one where the uh like first you go in in Iro, yeah, they're going on the fair. Now it's completely different because they're not they don't have they it's not tickets to the fair. It's basically it's basically whoever they pick to go in.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:51

Yeah. Yeah to Boston's Day, which is and they just they kind of just sneak in.

SPEAKER_02 1:35:56

Yeah, they kind of just sneak in. Which is fine. Um, like you also see Jet again uh in the speller B and Spell or B, which I still love that joke in the cartoon where it's like it's like that's a strange name for a boy. It's because I'm a girl. That's an everyday name for a girl. Oh, I rope. I just I just like the joke. That's a funny joke.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:21

A cartoon I wrote is he's better legendary.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:26

Yeah. Well, he's legend, he's legendary. You're never gonna you're never gonna be that. That's still live action. This live action I row hasn't been that bad at all.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:33

No, especially with the um Blue Ten scene.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:37

Oh, yeah. Oh, well, that's episode four. Or episode four.

SPEAKER_00 1:36:40

Um well you want to just jump right on into yeah, we can do episode, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:46

We can do episode four. I'm gonna give my grade, I'm gonna I'm gonna lower it. Because uh after a week to think on it, because we saw this last week before my before our our um things. Uh so uh when I first graded it, I gave it a five. I'm gonna drop it to a four.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:07

Or four point five.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:08

Yeah, four point five. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:09

Yeah. Uh I'm gonna join ginger beer at four point five for that episode. Yeah. Uh your what you was you you said five, are you sticking to it?

SPEAKER_05 1:37:17

No, I'm gonna drop it to four point five as well.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:19

Yeah. Uh I think in the moment.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:20

Yeah, it was really good because I was high during episode four because that double drink I took, but yeah, after a week. You know what, can I shut it, please? Um uh the I think after the like the emotional part were down. I re-looked at it and I was like, okay, yeah, it was emotional, but was it like five-worthy?

SPEAKER_02 1:37:44

Yeah, wasn't it a five? No, it wasn't a five, it was not five-worthy. No, but everything else, it was perfect episode. Well, I like the blue spirit. Yeah, like I like the return of the blue spirit, and painful and the pain and lady working together. Yeah, and the way they did and lady. I like Lady. I like that. Like, I don't, and again, I don't mind. Again, I'm not, I'm not, I don't care that they're changing the story. It's their interpretation. So far, it's not that bad. Like so far, it hasn't been that bad.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:12

It's good, pay fine. My opinion.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:14

That's been it's been fine. It's been a lot better than season one. In my opinion. Season one felt like like they were trying to learn how to do it, like how to get everything working together. Season two seems like they figured out the notes and they figured out what they want to do, and they depth and the actors seem more comfortable in what they're doing.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:35

I do I do I like how um they show Azula uh defeating the uh Kyoshi Warriors.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:44

Oh, yeah, they definitely it's a lot different.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:47

And I do like how the plan she did to get in is posing as a Kiyoshi. Which is basically like the cartoon.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:54

Capturing the general.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:56

Yeah, but I also I really enjoyed how the general is telling Ain that the Day Lee are in charge. When he's really in charge. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, no, the Dai Lee is in charge. Yeah. They're in charge. And like they're not, like the generals aren't. I really enjoyed that because Ain doesn't believe it. Yeah, he thinks that you know he's their friends, yeah. Which is a good betrayal. I think that's a better betrayal than what we had in the cards. Wait, of Long Fang? Yeah, I think Long Fane's betrayal is a lot better played out in the line of action because yes, I do think Ain would be stupid. Like I think Ain would be trustworthy, especially if like you play Long Fane this way. Like, oh no, Ain, like I want you to succeed, like I want you to be able to talk to the Earth King. But unfortunately, the Earth King, he's kind of a dick.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:48

Yeah. And the Dialy kind of control him who gets to see him.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:53

Yeah, so like the way that they made that portrayal, like I kind of like how they didn't because we guessed that that's what was happening. Like we knew that was gonna happen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:02

Oh, and did you also guess that the first episode, like the first part of the episode, is basically uh the scene from Squidward in tentacle acres.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:15

Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:17

It's exactly like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:19

I sort of don't feel like a playing clarinet today.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:23

Yeah, to be honest with you, like I uh what Sean Ross, what's your score for four?

SPEAKER_00 1:40:31

Also a three.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:33

Okay, so he's he's not it's not it's not horrible.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:37

Explain why I'm breaking everything as it is, because there are things that I like in the series and things that things that annoy me.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:40:52

Things that absolutely piss me off. Oh, it's sporadic intervals.

SPEAKER_02 1:40:57

I understand. Fair enough, yeah. Well, see, my thing's this is that like for me is um like with the comet thing, like my my thing is this. It's I think it was what was it episode three or it was episode four, where they said that he had been training with the waterbenders for about two years?

SPEAKER_05 1:41:14

Yeah. It was episode two.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:17

Wait, what? Wait, hang? Yeah, and then training with the waterbenders.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:20

He was training, he was training in waterbending for two years. I don't know if he trained with them for two years.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:25

I um I I missed the um um the years part.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:33

Um top mentions it. She says, You've been training for two years ago.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:38

Yeah, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:39

Well, yeah, she says that she she says it kind of in a way. So in that in that's now, it's like, okay, so there is like so there is a because obviously like he looks older than when he started, so clearly like they have to have like an age gap.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:41:53

And it seems to me like their plan is to do season two and season three back to back.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:57

And Aang is what, 12 years older originally in the beginning? Yeah, so now he's 14.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:01

He's 12, so now he's 14. And and uh he he has puberty, so well that's the truth, but I also I'm not sure how like there's another thing too where it's like I'm not sure how I feel about Kistoff is the one who mentions uh Aang's crush to Katara. Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that because like then Katara starts acting weird after that. I'm just kind of like yeah, I don't know as a as a girl that you see him as like your little brother. I don't feel like it would change your opinion.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:32

How you your opinion of him? I feel like it would change.

SPEAKER_00 1:42:35

If you really want to get into it, they they only put in the painted lady with the blue spirit to appease the degenerate Zutara fans.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:49

Oh, he come on! This is why you know what, strong arms? This is why you don't like the show, is because it proves Zutara is better. It proves it because Aang no Aang has no business being with Guitara and you know it deep down in your soul.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:07

By by but hey, hold on, hold on. By this adaptation of it, then perhaps no, in all the adaptation, then you're a simp for Aang and Guitara.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:21

No, not not him. Oh yeah, Aang's a simp, yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:26

Aang was a simp in the original, yeah. Like it you can say that he was a simp in the original. I wish he were how is he a simp, honestly?

SPEAKER_05 1:43:36

He puts guitar on a pencil and Aang's eyes, guitar can do no wrong.

SPEAKER_00 1:43:44

Okay, there are plenty of scenes where like Aang gets so angry with her.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:53

Like like one, like uh name one. Like Hoshi Island?

SPEAKER_02 1:43:58

Are you talking about the APA shit? Because that was more human with APA and not with Kitara.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:06

It's a distinction without a difference.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:11

No, it's a difference without a distinction.

SPEAKER_00 1:44:13

Really? Really, the only reason it even exists is because of the one scene in the catacombs. Actually, it exists because you're basing entire fiction off of that. No, you're wrong.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:27

No, no, it's it's you know, Kyle.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:29

It's also book three.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:30

Kyle, I've I've told you, I think I've told you this group of multiple times. I've taken psychology multiple times, I've taken four different levels of psychology. They have the chemistry. Zuko and guitar have the sexual and raw and emotional chemistry. Aang and guitar have chemistry of a brother and sister. Okay? They don't match.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:52

I wish ang was um, what's the word? Asexual?

SPEAKER_02 1:44:58

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:59

Celibate.

SPEAKER_02 1:44:59

Yeah, yeah. Celibate, asexual. Well, no, he can't be celibate because he He's a monk. Well, no, it's not that. It's he has to, he has to find someone to breed with because he in order to restore the air nomads, he has to have sex. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:14

And it ends up being Katara, the end. No, who cares?

SPEAKER_03 1:45:17

I would have him with um of the girl who liked him.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:22

Quite honestly, I would have him with Tyler. Quite honestly, I would have him with Tyler.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:25

Tylee, same Tylee.

SPEAKER_02 1:45:27

Yeah, because Tylee's the most like an airbender. She it she she's an airhead.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:32

Yeah, and and not to mention she has no bending, so she all all child children they would produce would be airbenders.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:39

Yeah, which Tenzin, which Tensin groups, that's why their kids end up getting together. Well, wait, what? Ang's kid, Tenzin, and Tylee's daughter. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 1:45:54

Wait, really? Yeah, that's Ty Lee's daughter. Yeah, I didn't know that. It's like a really deep cut.

SPEAKER_00 1:45:59

The more you know. That's why that exists.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:03

No, but that's why, but that's the writer saying, yeah, we probably shouldn't have had him with Guitara because now, like it makes sense. Well, no, now you're fucked because one is a waterbender, one ended up being a no, a no-bender, and then the other one is uh airbender. Didn't he get bending later on? He got bending later on, but that was because of some spiritual spiritual shit. And the spiritual shit never happened. He would be a non-bender, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:28

Yeah, yeah, true.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:30

He would carry the DNA of an airbender, but it's like it's like the fucking it's like Star Wars and Squibbs and shit. Harry Potter. Yeah, that's basically what it is. It's like Harry Potter. They read Harry Potter, and then they brought it to Avatar Last, they brought in the Legends of Cora.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:47

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 1:46:47

Yeah. And the problem with it, and that's the that's always the problem, and that's the uh that's the other reason. Because Legends of Horror exists, that gives more argument to the Zutara people. Yeah. Because it's like, well, if Ain wanted to restore the air nomads, he should have ended up with a non-bender. Because he ends up with a waterbender, it kind of fucks the plan because now his son, Tenzin, does end up with the girl he likes. Yeah. He picks the one that is like, well, I need I need airs. I need airbenders.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:18

I never understood how the son Boomy ever got like the towers because I thought I thought all airbenders are are born airbending.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:31

Like because I think it was the water I think it was the waterbending DNA that was blocking it.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:38

I guess, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:40

So he gets airbending boomy? Well later on.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:45

But but because of like a the spirit.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:48

Yeah, spirit uh the spirit awakening wakens up all the airbenders.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:53

Which would also tell you that the Fire Nation didn't eradicate all the airbenders because they're nomads. They weren't all at the temple. Yeah. They were they were across the they were across the nations. So those airbenders could have stopped using their bending because they didn't want to be found out. Yeah, yeah, and crop. And for a hundred years, they had kids, and those kids had kids, and then kids had kids, and they all just didn't bend. Yeah, so they they probably had the they probably had the ability to bend, but because they never got over this, they were never shown how to do it. Yeah, they could never do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:29

Wow, that's that's pretty interesting, actually.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:32

But that's how but that's how I you know interpret the story. Yeah, right. But that's why I said like the this the what this season is showing is that Netflix is basically saying, We don't know what we're gonna do. It could be Zutaro, it could be Katang. We're just doing this because it makes a good story, it makes an interesting story. Also, Zuko doesn't do anything, he just he just stands there. Yeah, with the lets her go. Yeah, which would tell you that like Zuko is also conflicted because like in the last episodes, he's been kind of like, I don't know what to do. Yeah, yeah, I don't know who to believe. Like, do I believe do I believe my uncle? Do I believe my sister? Whatever, fucking. Yeah, yeah, father. Like, I don't know. Which I don't like. Yeah, I like that conflict.

SPEAKER_01 1:49:20

I like the confliction, yes. Because it's a completely like it, it's a completely different interpretation of his redemption story.

SPEAKER_02 1:49:28

Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, yeah, no, I'm I'm like like we're at 149.36. Yeah, yeah, we're fine. So so so long, I'm I'm let's see what five, six, and seven. Yeah, and then we'll grind those next week. This is another fun episode of the Cannonbell Podcast. Uh signing off. Peace. Later, let me yo.