Kill Off a Few Dickensian Children, Cinder Block Burpees, and One of the Best Thursdays of My Year

Also:

• Jesus Returns, With Vietnam Flashbacks
• Like a Constipated Weiner Dog
• Ritually Destroy Specific Parts of Your Body
• The Persians Can One-Up the Assyrians
• My Two Adorable Podcast Buddies
• Why People Hate Planet Fitness
• I Dunno, Kill the Birds
• Eat Their Bread of Affliction
• Like the Viking I've Always Dreamed of Being
• Pretty Heavy on the "Not Honorable" Part

Originally recorded October 26, 2023.