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What If...? Part 2
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No news this week. This week we jump right back into Season 1 of What If...?
And welcome, welcome back, everyone, to the Matinee Review where two friends talk everything matinee. Yep. Where two friends talk everything matinee. Cool. Sounds good. Stop. It's okay. We can just take it again if you want it.
SPEAKER_11I guess.
SPEAKER_10And welcome and welcome back, everyone, to the Matinee Review, where two friends talk everything entertainment, such as movies, animated features, television shows, video games, cartoons, and comic books. I am Justin.
SPEAKER_17I am a Keely.
SPEAKER_10Here we go.
SPEAKER_17You nailed that intro, bro. That was dope.
SPEAKER_10Yep. No mistakes ever. And uh Got him. Got him. Yep. I might even just keep all that in.
SPEAKER_17Why not? Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Let everybody know that we're not perfect. Not only are mistakes made, but swear words are thrown out there as well. Man, are they?
SPEAKER_17I mean, we swear a little bit here and then, but yeah.
SPEAKER_10I I do mark the box explicit content. You do.
SPEAKER_17So that's why I feel I can get away with some of the things that I say. Yeah. Especially if I'm just getting excited and or if I'm really upset, like if you're talking about Nirvana Kid or something, then you know I can get a little ragy. Right. You know, because like I know my mother's listening, so I try to, you know. I even warned her one time, I was like, hey, so we're talking about this Nirvana kid thing. I I drop a pretty big F bomb. So sorry about that. But I think you edited it out, so it's cool.
SPEAKER_10Oh, okay. Well, is she not a fan of the uh the F word?
SPEAKER_17If she would have had a problem with it, she for sure would have been like, Well, you swear a lot on that thing, don't you? And then I'd be like, Okay, sorry. So I think I'm okay. I think I'm okay.
SPEAKER_10We try to limit ourselves. I'm at least limiting myself. I enjoy words.
SPEAKER_17I swear for the fans because that's what the fans want to hear.
SPEAKER_10Right. Damn it. As long as it's uh not putting down a race or just a nasty, horrible word for a woman, I'm I'm good.
SPEAKER_02Well, no, because we use that word for men, so it's all good. Yeah. We'll see you next Tuesday. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. They never see it coming.
SPEAKER_11Except if you're British. Like, what? You know what I'm saying? No?
SPEAKER_03Other than that, how are you?
SPEAKER_11I'm good. I'm good.
SPEAKER_10You know.
SPEAKER_17The week the week was okay. Yeah. Or the weekend was okay.
SPEAKER_10Weekend was good. Had a little bit of rain up at fair.
SPEAKER_17Okay.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. That was uh at towards the end of the day, it was getting uh, you know, a little terminator, end of terminator clouds coming in and and then just yeah, we had some some little bit of showers, not really, you know, just a little bit of rain, enough to wet the ground.
SPEAKER_17And sprinkled a little bit, sprinkled the rain a little bit while I was at work in Oakland. So I was like, yeah, it's she was like, it's raining. It might rain tonight. I was like, well, it's raining here.
SPEAKER_10So it's a little overcast today or two, but it has yeah. Real rain comes next weekend because you know, final weekend.
SPEAKER_17Of course.
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_17Of course.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Life finds a way.
SPEAKER_10Either way. Either way, life finds a way. Right. Yes.
SPEAKER_17Yes.
SPEAKER_10It's gonna be a little bit of a different episode due to the fact that this is a part two of a two-part episode.
SPEAKER_17However, do you mean different? What do you mean different? Well, change already? I don't like it. What's going on? Just a little bit of change.
SPEAKER_10A little bit of change brought to you in part by Chantam's. We're gonna skip the news this time.
SPEAKER_17Well then, this will be the last episode of Matinee Review. If I don't get to perform, there's there's going to be just, you know, that's fine. Should I take the headphones out? You know, I'll do the news and then I'll take the headphones off, and then we'll be good. That'll be great. How's that for change? How you like that?
SPEAKER_10You gonna be okay? Yeah, I'll be fine. Okay. Just making sure. I'll just calm down. Okay. I don't know if I can get you a cranberry juice or something. Cranberry juice.
SPEAKER_04Cranberries.
SPEAKER_17Ooh, I'm gonna tell my friend Adam I got to do that on the I got to do that on the podcast. Cool.
SPEAKER_10Little inside joke there.
SPEAKER_17Well, it's uh it's like it's this thing from a it's I forget the name of the show, but there was a character, every time the word cranberries was said, he'd go cranberries. And so that's our whole uh it's our whole thing. So hoopy juice for that. Shout out to Adam there.
SPEAKER_10Dig it.
SPEAKER_17Boom.
SPEAKER_10All right. But yeah, we're gonna skip the news this time, go directly into episodes six, seven, eight, and nine. Yes. Yes. Math. Yeah. The numbers. We're gonna just go directly into those for what if. Okay. And next week, since DC Fandome just also happened, you can tell when we're recording this. We're it's gonna be nothing but news. So it's gonna be just an all new news episode next week. No news episode this week. Sounds good.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_10I said nudes, right? I didn't say nudes. All nudes episode.
SPEAKER_17An all nudes episode. Well, that works for the podcast. I mean, we'll just show nudes.
SPEAKER_10We're just gonna talk about all the nudes.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, we'll show all the nudes and it'll work.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, it's gonna be our first YouTube episode. It's gonna get taken down real quick. So watch for it, folks.
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SPEAKER_10So yes. Uh so let's uh let's should we uh just uh jump right in?
SPEAKER_17Skip the appetizers and go right in meat and potatoes, my man.
SPEAKER_10We will go for the meat and potatoes. Thank you much. I like the meat and the potatoes together. Makes a fine meal. It does indeed. Episode six. What if Killmonger saved Tony Stark? I was close. You nailed it. I said save.
SPEAKER_17Hey, you know if if this went to the judges, all thumbs up.
SPEAKER_10Alright, I'll take it. It's not a perfect ten, but a nine point nine five. Hey.
SPEAKER_14No, no one? Alright.
SPEAKER_10Someone. It's alright. Someone out there. Someone will like it.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, someone out there.
unknownAlright.
SPEAKER_17Alright. See, we're doing well.
SPEAKER_10The gears are moving. What if Killmonger rescued Tony Stark, Justin? Turns out some shit goes down.
SPEAKER_17Can I just say that I think if Black Panther, just as a character, were a villain, this is what it would look like.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_17This would be the origin story for the villain that becomes Black Panther.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Because Killmonger goes on his gets in his bag in every kind of way in this film. Where it's just like, you're uh you're more methodical than I thought you could be, given with like, you know, I mean they they tell you up front, it's like, oh, this is one of the smartest dudes to ever do this shit. But it's just like you don't you don't really put it together until you put him with Tony Stark, and you're like, oh, these dudes could literally just compete for top brain in the room.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Crazy.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. You know, well, I mean, at least when it came to the science aspect, Tony's got that, and he knew that. You're a genius in that route. Well, I'm a genius when it comes to planning stuff out.
SPEAKER_05When our powers combine, they end up doing that too.
SPEAKER_10Starts off with the beginning of Iron Man. And instead of that bomb going off and putting all the shrapnel into his chest, it ends up getting tossed away by Killmonger.
SPEAKER_17Killmonger picks that thing up like a freaking football and just tosses it 80 yards downfield like nope, not having this. That was cool. That was very cool.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_17And then proceeds to just with precision take out whoever's coming through from a distance, doesn't matter, just pick it up and just all purpose fires, just take people out. As you do.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And what I liked about that and this episode was that Iron Man's the one movie that we've all seen the most. We've got the way the movie goes ingrained in our head. Especially like Iron Man and Iron Man 2. I don't know about you, but when those movies came out, I was constantly watching all of them back to back over and over. So when I got to see this episode, seeing how everything changed with this was a lot of fun to watch. Especially just the little references that other characters make. You know, when again like when it came to the whole press conference. And and then he's like, and I'm gonna make this guy the new head of security. So you get happy going, Oh, that's this is bullshit. That was gonna be my job. That's gonna be my promotion. Which it was, you know, at one point. Then you see you remember you go back to Iron Man 3 going like, oh yeah, you see what happens there. Badge. Yeah, badge, badge. Badge. It's like, I think we should get rid of the entire human resources department. It's like, what what? Just eliminate it all. It's like what? So he the those little references, you know, and especially later on. But yeah, so we have the the press conference and Killmonger just calls out Obadiah.
SPEAKER_17I mean, just blows that press conference all the way up.
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_17It's like here, let me show you what I got. We did the test. Turns out Obadiah stand, you are the father. Just fucking blows his shit all the fuck up. Like, oh, you can Google it. It's online. Right.
SPEAKER_10Like, oh. I just put it online. Shit. Just the look that he gives in Tony. It's like, oh Tony, like, oh, like, uh, I'm sorry. Like, what? Right. Like, what what what what is this face? Like, you should just be running. So he tried. He tried. And Happy knocks the shit out of him. Yeah. I never liked that guy, anyways.
SPEAKER_17Right. Yeah. So Killmonger and Tony are becoming the best of friends at this point.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_10And it's not that it's Iron Man 2, but it gives it an Iron Man 2 feel when they end up at the house having the party.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. You know, they're hanging out afterwards and it's just like, oh, I had this idea, but nah, I had this thesis, but that don't worry about it. And then of course Tony, what do you mean? He's like, yeah, well, I just had a one build this drone and this, that, and the third. And Tony's like, I like building shit. Let's let's try to build some shit.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And then he just also made him co-owner before that.
SPEAKER_17Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_10And then you could just hear Pepper going, like, kidding me.
SPEAKER_17Well, yeah. That's when Pepper decides to go on that little meeting with Roadie.
SPEAKER_10Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_17And we get one of my favorite lines in the whole show. And she's asking, like, you know, what's who's this killmonger dude? And he's a blah blah blah blah. And Cheetah's like, they're doing pretty good for a kid from Oakland.
SPEAKER_05Like, yeah, motherfucker. What? Say it again. Tell him again. Shit. Oakland represents.
SPEAKER_17Right. Because that's where I'm from everyone. So yeah. Go Oakland.
SPEAKER_10Yay. So they go downstairs and decide that they are going to build his college thesis.
SPEAKER_17There's a fun little line. Tony's like, well, maybe we can miniaturize an arc reactor. No, that's a dumb idea. Right.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And then Killmonger just busts out the ring, like, oh, you know, we can we can use this.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10They end up uh building a uh a suit that doesn't do too great at first, but then ends up working just fine.
SPEAKER_17This reminds me of the like just the Iron Man video test that he did on himself. Except they're doing it on this this little drone machine. Right. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10But then they need they need more vibranium if they're going to be doing that. They do. Yeah. So they end up going and and and getting it from from the man himself.
SPEAKER_17Yes. You have another great line in there where he's just like he talks about ten million dollars, and he goes, Tony spends ten million dollars on a slow Tuesday in Vegas.
SPEAKER_11Right.
SPEAKER_17Right. Yeah. That was funny. That's hilarious. But then the meeting gets interrupted.
SPEAKER_10It sure does.
SPEAKER_04In the best way possible.
SPEAKER_10Sure as shit. Look who comes through the friggin' window. Black Panther.
SPEAKER_04You Pompeii.
SPEAKER_10And it was just too cool. Too cool to watch because he kicks him ass in that scene. And yeah, it was also voiced by Don Cheadle, which is Don Cheadle. I got two people in my head.
SPEAKER_04It's the wrong black guy, Justin.
SPEAKER_10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't. Don't. People make mistakes. I'm leaving this in because of that one. I'm leaving it in because of that one. Don Cheadle's in the scene. I've got people's brain names on my brain.
SPEAKER_17Got people's brains on the name.
SPEAKER_10I got people's brains on my names. Okay.
SPEAKER_13Something's wrong with Justin.
SPEAKER_17Well, he's got a brain name. Chad Wick's wrong with Bozeman, my man.
SPEAKER_10Thank you. I understand it's Chadwick Bozeman. Fucking jerk. Sorry, Ma, I used the curse word, but he was being a fucking jerk. Good God. That's fine.
SPEAKER_15That's okay.
SPEAKER_17Sure it is. Sure it is. I like this. This has been my favorite segment so far. It's alright. We're good here. We're good here.
SPEAKER_10Okay.
SPEAKER_17And it gets a little sad.
SPEAKER_10It does.
SPEAKER_17It's nice for having fun because it gets a little sad.
SPEAKER_10Which, this segment or the scene and what if?
SPEAKER_17This segment already got sad. It sure did. The scene motive gets a little sad because Killmonger, again, being Mr. Diabolical Planner guy here, man.
SPEAKER_10Yep. He just comes in and blasts everybody with a bunch of sound.
SPEAKER_17He takes out fucking Black Panther. He takes out Roadie. And then makes it look like played by Don Cheadle. Yeah. Yeah, a Killmonger played by Michael B. Jordan. So here we go. We got all our black guys.
SPEAKER_10But it's okay. We had Chadwick, we had Michael, we had Don. Just making sure everybody knows that I know who's who.
SPEAKER_06Just you know.
SPEAKER_10It's okay.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_10Not sitting over here with that whole scene, Samuel Jackson.
SPEAKER_11Loved your commercial.
SPEAKER_05What Super Bowl commercial?
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Makes it look like Roadie killed Black Panther and sets off an international incident.
SPEAKER_10Right. Yeah. I like the line of like, you know, it's like I'm I'm feeling this, but I'm really feeling this. And he just puts on the the glove.
SPEAKER_17Throw some bears laying in there. Gives him that little Oakland vibe. I love it. Yep. I love it. No, it was good. I think we kind of get a in a weird way, like, well, you know, we can touch on a little bit more, but I think what we get kind of for the rest of this film is kind of a Wakanda Forever, not necessarily a preview, but almost like a route to how Black Panther Part 2 could go if the Black Panther were to die, as happens in this episode. Right.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Which, I mean, we're getting right. So yeah, like you said, it definitely had that, you know, preview of what it's almost gonna be. Um yeah, just seeing uh them building the uh the the suits and then him bringing the suits to Ulysses and then you know, like, ah, let's go for a ride. And he's like, uh, we should get out of here. And the the moment that he calls him boy, you can just see that that that shift and it's like, oh, yeah, now I'm gonna kill you. I was gonna do it anyways, but now let's just talk about this. He's like, we could we need to get out the field. You know, don't want to get you know stabbed by a spear at the whole bunch of savages. And he's like, Yeah, you know, okay. Well shit. Yeah, you can't trust like you said, can't trust those Wakandans. Bang! No shoots them in the face.
SPEAKER_17No, so and then we get uh pretty much what we we go from a different kind of first Iron Man to almost how Black Panther would have played out again if there was no T'Chala around.
SPEAKER_13Right.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, I think that this is had the had the this is because right here in my notes I was like if Black Panther were a villain, because this would be like kind of the origin of how he infiltrated and kind of did the damn thing.
SPEAKER_10And he comes in just basically like going, you know, just giving you guys some fair warning. Shit's about to go down. We should all fight. And they're like, who the hell are you? You know. Trust me or not, we should all fight. I'm long lost nephew.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, you know, I'm here. I got the tat on the lip and everything, man. Let me let me in the dough.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_17Let me in the dough. So I'm surprised he they did not recreate the hey auntie line, but because I kept expecting that to drop and it did not drop. And I was like, uh-oh, uh. Alright, that's fine. Go watch the movie, then. Yeah, tell everybody, go watch the movie. Different timeline, different timeline.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. So, yeah, and uh the uh the warning he gave is is is real and legit because there's a whole whole army that he built, or had built, at least, and helped build on its way, being controlled by Jarvis and at least uh being controlled by the army and Jarvis.
SPEAKER_17Right. Thaddeus Ross has shown up, he's uh assumed control of Stark Industries for the zone. You know, he's in he's leading the attack. And yeah, I like I like when they get to the place they're like, I thought you said there was a a city here, and then they they drop the shield, like boom, it's like, oh shit, Wakanda, goddamn. Um, so they go in and it looks like they shut them down and everybody's happy, but you know, Killmonger press a little button and they wake back up and he's like, Oh, well, we gotta, we gotta do this for Wakanda, you know, sitting right.
SPEAKER_10Well, I mean he he only turns them back on just basically because he's like, Well, I mean, I'm I'm here to I'm here I'm here to stay. Let me uh what we what else can I do to help? And he's like, Yeah, you can help by by breaking bread and drinking wine with me tonight. We'll party. This is great that they're all shut down, nothing's nothing bad's gonna happen. We're okay. And he's like, Oh, well, you know, I'm all more than that. Just puts the button back on.
SPEAKER_11Right. Yep, there we go. Look at that. Oh, they're all here, and they're all oh no, this is not good. Let us fight for Tachala.
SPEAKER_17And Angela Bassett's character's got tears in her eyes and delivers it, and everybody's like, yeah, and I was just like, Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_10It's good stuff. Yeah. No, the first one she did, she was a little more composed, but then like after the whole battle, once everything was looking good in their favor and and uh Killmonger was just just kicking ass because he knows how to freaking do it at this point. Like built the fucking thing, so it's like it's all a big show.
SPEAKER_13I guess I'm gonna have to freestyle.
SPEAKER_10And he's just Wilkonding forever, and I'm like, you don't give a fuck about Wakanda. Playing the game. He really doesn't. Once they start winning, when she spears those two and then brings the frickin' spear up between the two of them, just breaks their heads off and everything, and just throws it up there and screams for chichala that moment. And I was like, everybody got a little weepy. Yeah. Yeah. So for sure.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. So then they give Killmonger the fucking title of the Black Panther. Right. They fucking bury him in the ground, give him the soup, put him in the ground, and he gets to go to the astro plane. And we get to see uh a little speech from Chadwick, where he's just like, Man, this isn't gonna go how you want it to go. And then it all kind of wraps up with uh you have Shuri and Pepper. Shuri gets into Pepper's office and she's like, Hey, I'm I want to help you bring down fucking Killmonger because he's bad, and she's like, I think he's bad too. And great, let's let's do something together to bring down bad.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_10And there it was. And there it was. And what was it, the uh line that he says, Watcher says at the end, heroes are never gone, they just inspire those who are left behind, or something like that. Something I didn't write it down, usually heroes are never gone if they inspire those who are left behind to do what is right, or something along those lines. There you go. Now I think if that wasn't added after Chadwick's passing, then again that like there's some some of these lines in it that were just too close to home with him and his situation. Sure. And then his passing that like they didn't even know about that. So yeah. Again, great episode. Yeah, indeed. Yeah. Then we go into the next episode, which is a little bit lighter. It was very much like going from Thor Ragnarok to Infinity War.
SPEAKER_17Yep. Hey y'all. Remember when we were having fun?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Remember all the fun we were having? Yeah, let's go ahead and have some fun, because y'all forgot there's some Doom coming. Yeah. And Doom does indeed show up. But before we get Doom, we do get a very, very fun episode.
SPEAKER_10We get to have a party. We do. What if Thor was an only child?
SPEAKER_17What if Thor were an only child? It turns out uh in the world that we saw, Odin's son finds Loki and takes him as his own, raises him with Thor. So Thor and basically grows up with a brother. Right. And because he grows up with this shenanigan-laced brother, he kind of forms his he's like, Well, somebody's gotta be the good cop. Uh yeah. Yeah, and so in this world, Odin took the kid Loki back to the Frost Giants and created a truce, and so Thor, without a sense of a shenanigan lady. Brother got to do all the shenanigans on his own, and we have a very different Thor in front of us.
SPEAKER_10What if Thor was Van Wilder? Man. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Man.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah. National Lampoons Thor. Man. That or very eighties feel to it when it comes to the eighties movies and have and throwing parties and everything either going wrong or going incredibly right for the character. Or should I have said that the other way around? But it's still I I think that it was more right than wrong going for him in that episode. Because he was still having a good time even during the points where you would think, like, ah, this shit's bad on his end.
SPEAKER_17And he didn't, and he it's not like he knew what he was was doing. So basically, we get in this thing where we got a plane. Hold on a second. Of course. There's the plane. There it is. There it is. There it is. Maybe that plane is delivering fresh Chantams to people out there. Fresh garlic flowing in from all over the great places. Ah.
SPEAKER_10We could just drive it and get it from Gilroy.
SPEAKER_17Oh, I just wanted to work Chantam on that. We should create something for when the plane flies over. We're ready for it.
SPEAKER_05Like, oh, there's the plane. Plane time. The plane. Get to the plane. Get fly. Here goes the plane. Fly over.
SPEAKER_11Jane noise. Plane's plane. Here come plane. There's the plane. Deep plane, deep plane, plane, plane, plane. There's that plane plane plane.
SPEAKER_17Oh, we can make it a whole fucking play like danger zone. Oh, there's a plane.
SPEAKER_04Do you feel the need? The need for speed. Gonna have to call Kenny Loggins.
SPEAKER_11Can we put this on? Are we allowed?
SPEAKER_10Probably not. Alright, so what were we saying?
SPEAKER_17Well, I was gonna say, interestingly enough, you know, she was talking about how he's still having a good time, and I was saying, like, yeah, because he doesn't know what's happening, because apparently what's happened is there's uh good old astrophysicist Jane Foster is there with Darcy. I think both Portman and Kat Denning showed up to do yep, they did. So yeah, both Portman and both Natalie Portman and Kat Dinning show up to voice Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis, and they're basically doing what they're doing at the beginning of the first Thor. They're tracking some kind of movement. They're like, hey, something's about to show up. In fact, Jane Foster has told the government, hey, yo, we've been tracking this anomaly, and wherever it shows up, things are getting jacked up, so it's coming to Earth, and everybody's like, ah, silly lady. But sure enough, here comes the Sky Beam, and boom, Thor touches down. He's like, people of us, we came here to party. Touches down in what Las Vegas.
SPEAKER_10Yes, so Vegas it is, because where else can you just show up like that and just start throwing a party? Downtown LA, they'd be like, What? What's going on here? Cops would be called.
SPEAKER_17Odin has fallen into the Odin sleep. And so Thor's mother is just like a frigga. She's like, oh great, so I'm gonna go hang with hang with uh my sisters. I just want you to do some studying.
SPEAKER_05And Thor's like, oh yeah, I'll grab the study group, we'll go and study, it'll be awesome.
SPEAKER_17Oh great. Turns out nah, he's going and throwing these parties, but you know, because of what's happening with these with the with the power of the parties, he's kind of destroying worlds. Yes. And now he's on Earth, and they don't like that.
SPEAKER_10No. Party till the planet blows up. No.
SPEAKER_17But he's throwing this big party in Las Vegas. A lot of fun stuff happens.
SPEAKER_10Everybody shows up.
SPEAKER_17Loki shows up. We get to see what would have happened if Loki grew into the frost giant, I guess he was supposed to be. He's all huge.
SPEAKER_10Right. You know? Yeah.
SPEAKER_17And then Brother from another mother. They're all super cool.
SPEAKER_10Grandmaster shows up.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, Jeff Goldblum showed up.
SPEAKER_07What did I say? What did I say? I love cake. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh uh, oh I didn't oh, I didn't see you down there. Almost stood on you. And it's just a whole other, you know. Oh, yeah, we partied so hard. What's Gary? Uh uh he a man's over there, he woke up with a goat. Isn't that right? I named him Gary!
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Release the phone. I just want I want a soundbite of Jeff Go Boom just saying release the phone.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, that would be a good uh text. Text message.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Uh you have um oh oh I always forget her name. It's Gamora's sister.
SPEAKER_10Nebula.
SPEAKER_17Nebula. Nebula's at the crap table telling my mama needs a new eye. Darcy starts a thing with with Howard the Duck, and we get some Darcy and Duck action.
SPEAKER_10Yes, Howard the Duck does show up, which is cool. I'm not even gonna stop with that plane flying over, but Howard the Duck does show up, and it uh it's voiced by Seth Green, because why not?
SPEAKER_17Yeah, because why not, man?
SPEAKER_10Does a good job.
SPEAKER_17But uh yeah, all this partying, we can't have it. Acting director Maria Hill of Shield shows up, and you're like, acting director, but Nick Fury's acting director. Nah, turns out Nick Fury tried to come down and stop all this nonsense, but he got like launched into orbit by running Kong, I believe.
SPEAKER_10Is that uh not into orbit. He got he got launched far enough to be in a uh uh in a coma and uh and just bashed to shit.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_10He gets by Korg.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, but we get this great uh but we get oh Korg, right, right, right, right. We get this great Samuel Jackson moment where it's motherfuck almost almost drops the M effer, but but doesn't because you know you see all those memes and stuff out there where it's like I'm gonna tell my kids this person was this, or I'm gonna tell my kids this was blah blah blah yeah. No, I'm gonna tell my kids that Bernie Mack and Samuel Jackson created the word motherfucker.
SPEAKER_10It's a good meme. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17I've now put it on the podcast, so it's it's there. Boom. Someone can do it. Just give me, you know, 25 cents every time you like get money from it or something.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Right. Right. That'll happen. Julia Mario's like, yeah, we have to shut this down, man. So I uh I called some help. Carol Danvers pops in. Good old Captain Marvel herself and gives off this great opening line. She's like, hey, white snake.
SPEAKER_10Right. She does some good openers in the next couple episodes. Yeah. This one. This one was good. Yeah. White snake. Yeah. You know what you are? We have a word for people like you. Party pooper. And I loved that. Right when it happens, it's like, you know what you are? You're a party pooper. And in the background, you just hear.
SPEAKER_16You hear the one guy. Ha ha.
SPEAKER_17Right. I I I even wrote that down. I have a note that says party pooper background. Ha ha.
SPEAKER_06Right.
SPEAKER_17There is a dude. Burn.
SPEAKER_10Got him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Burned him. Love it.
SPEAKER_10It's too funny. Everything about that episode, it it almost like had that feel of a lot of improv done by Chris Hemsworth. If none of that was improved, then whoever's writing him just knows his humor because that was just all the lines that he delivered were hilarious.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Every single one of them.
SPEAKER_17For sure. You know, it's another version of Thor that Hemsworth gets to play where it's just like, yeah, you know, you get to be this arrogant, just, you know, it's kind of more of like a like a classic Thor. Like uh, you know, just just um where, you know, I say classic, where like, you know, he kind of Thor, I guess, in the in the old sense it was kind of a dick and just kind of all about him and this, that, and the third. So, you know. It's fun, but he brings a whole level of just humor to it. And you know, Chris Hemsworth's a funny guy. He really is. And it starts right off, ha, have at you. He's throwing it, bang, hammering. Get it? Right. And we get Captain Marvel vs. Thor, which just this whole fight from the music to the action, it's the fight we never knew we wanted.
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_17No, I just and it just made makes me think of that the one scene in Endgame where he's just walking up to her and he he reaches out for the for Mir Mir and he grabs and she doesn't flip. He's just like, I like this one.
SPEAKER_10Oh, Stormbreaker.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. That's right. That's right. He has Stormbreaker at this point. Yeah. And he's just like, I like this one.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17But yeah, no, I've had this really fun fight.
SPEAKER_10When he launches her out of France, and then you just see the continent and it uh it look just like a map, just all lit up, just like the lights, it just says France.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10This is too fucking good. Too hilarious. And yeah, he ends up uh launching her to another continent. And uh they go to Scatland. As she saves Stonehenge from possibly toppling over, she gives him that line of like, Hey, be careful, these are Well, we don't know what these are, but just you know, and he's like, No, no, uh, oh, I just I just have to do a little just a little and then flick Yeah and knocks them all down.
SPEAKER_05Knocked over your rocks. Sorry.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And yeah, you just end up getting just a just knocked down, drag out, fight. And the fight is just too good. When I was watching it, I'm sitting there going, God, these the the choreography just yeah, they had it down. Like I said, if this is not motion captured in any way, then animation's great at this point. There's another plane, everybody. I'm leaving them in. I'm done. Until we get a studio. You you all get to hear my planes. Plane time.
SPEAKER_05Deep plane, deep plane. I need speeze, speech, speech, speech.
SPEAKER_11Get off my plane.
SPEAKER_05I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane. See?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's fun.
SPEAKER_10We're gonna do that from now on. I'm just gonna have plane references.
SPEAKER_17All the plane lines, yeah. Right. Yeah. Great.
SPEAKER_10Just don't call me Shirley.
SPEAKER_17Right. I just want to tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you. So there's all these parties happening all over the world. We got the the dude like hitting on the Statue of Liberty and all this other shit's going on. And then like there's the end of this fight, and Maria Hill's like, well, I gotta put an end to this, so I'm gonna drop some nukes on fucking Thor. Right. Fuck it. But but good old Jane Foster doing what a lot of men kind of hope their girlfriends don't really do when shit gets gets bad, is she finds out a way, she's like, I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna call your mother.
SPEAKER_11No, there's not a plain time.
SPEAKER_17She tracks down Heimdall, she she contacts Heimdall and Heimdall bamps Jane Foster in front of uh Frigga, and she's just like, Yeah, so here's what your son's doing. And Frigga, not about that.
SPEAKER_10I loved uh when when she called out for Heimdall, though. Well, I guess it's not working. Here, let me try. Would the owner of the priest?
SPEAKER_11Oh man.
SPEAKER_17Darcy mad funny in this episode.
SPEAKER_11She really is. She really is. I could go on.
SPEAKER_05Let me.
unknownIt's funny.
SPEAKER_10I thought you were gonna be all like a male and stuff, and like you, you're all not.
SPEAKER_12Yeah. Which is funny because everybody was like, Captain Marvel was a guy, and he had the bracelets and the papa tacka backyard woman. Oh, Brie Larson alone, everyone.
SPEAKER_17She's fine. Leave her alone. Yeah, she you'll be you'll be fine. She does a good job.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_10It did make Captain Marvel smile in this episode a lot more. But yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Like I said, a little subdued, but she's always, she's just always about her, you know, she's always about her business. That's all it is.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_17She has to be that serious.
SPEAKER_13Yeah. You know. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17But uh Frigga kind of letting Thorno like, hey, so I've been hearing about you're kind of chilling on earth, and what's all this about? And he's like, nah, we're doing some studies. And all this is happening in front of Maria Hill and Right. Everybody, everybody can see it. Even did he say mother? Right. Miss Marvel standing there and yeah, just getting a little talking to. And she and she's like, Okay, well, that's great. Either way, I'm coming there. So I want to see your study group in person, and bamps out, and Thor's like, We gotta go.
SPEAKER_04We gotta clean up. My mother's coming.
SPEAKER_10Right. I just love that. It's like the classic movie moment of uh hi honey. I with the the whatever the movie didn't end up happening. We'll be home in 20 minutes. Get everybody out. Just like holy shit. That moment of everybody fucking.
SPEAKER_17We've all seen that movie before. Yeah, we've all seen the movie. You can there's there's ones you can name uh a B2 that I'm too too far gone, whatever is to kind of like this movie, but we've all seen the movie. Oh shit, mom and dad are coming home. We gotta make it look like nothing happened, you know. And then I told her she was gonna be we were gonna be doing this, so we also have to fake this as well, because it's like a whole thing.
SPEAKER_05We have to make a study group. You have to help me. You you don't understand. My mother's coming. Right.
SPEAKER_17Right. Even my mom was like, I'm watching this Thor episode. It's really funny. He's mad he's he's worried his mom's coming back. Right. You see everybody trying to put everything back together, and he straightens the leaning tower of peace.
SPEAKER_10That that part, that part, that was my mother's favorite part. I ended up watching this one with her, and when when he leaned it back up, she just turned to me with that, oh my god, look. Like, yep. Yep, they did that. It's a good funny good funny moment. Yeah.
SPEAKER_16Yeah. And then, you know, Magan he pulls it off in a very Ferris Bueller type.
SPEAKER_14That was a Superman three thing.
SPEAKER_17We gotta clean up and I gotta get I gotta get they're coming home. I gotta act make it look like I'm sick.
SPEAKER_10I just realized it, and sure enough, he's I have to interrupt leading the study group. I just realized that they stole that from Superman III of straightening the leaning tower of Pisa. Sorry. Even though it was a funny one.
SPEAKER_17I think I've seen Superman three one time.
SPEAKER_10When he goes all evil, he ends up just going around and and and fucking shit up, and then he ends up he ends up just just straightening the leaning tower of Visa, and then the guy who's like selling all these models of it ends up like, you know, oh no, what do I do now?
SPEAKER_17And then fucked his whole money game up. Right. Right.
SPEAKER_10Right?
SPEAKER_17That is evil.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. So then when he goes back to being good, he goes and he puts the lean back on the tower, and then you get the guy who just made all these brand new ones or of the the tower just being straight up, and he just takes his hat off and throws it on the ground, all stupid, angry.
SPEAKER_17So in that world, Superman was just evil the whole movie. Basically, I mean at that point, why he's just sitting up here sitting up here fucking with the man's money the whole the whole show. Just like doubt he's over there bugging in a little cafe. Everybody's like, Superman is so great. And I'll tell you about Superman. Right. Super punk, right?
SPEAKER_13Super dish. Yeah. What were we talking about again?
SPEAKER_17Oh yeah. So yeah, mom is on earth. She came back to you know find Thor and them actually studying.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, I love the uh the chalkboard and everybody sitting all cross-legged.
SPEAKER_17She doesn't believe it. She's like, I don't I don't I don't trust it. And then Captain Marvel bam saying, like, hey, here are those books you wanted on this, that, and the third. Right.
SPEAKER_05And then it's like, oh thank you. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I even put some uh documentaries on there and blah blah blah. He's like, so tiny, but contains so much. Like and just gives it like those two the two of those it goes two ways, you know, this and you. So tiny but contains so much.
SPEAKER_05But you know.
SPEAKER_10Quick times, and then he then goes, Oh wait, can't leave net, and need need mew, and then it's all covered in graffiti and I think a bra and some some what look like Mardi Gras beads. Yeah, yeah. So that classic moment of everything's fine, the house is clean, but then somebody falls out of a closet or something drops down that shows that there was a party.
SPEAKER_14Yep.
SPEAKER_10And then the credits roll. But not in this one. No, no, the credits didn't roll at that point.
SPEAKER_17In this one, if I can we get Thor going to foster, just going like, you know, so thanks for calling my mom. I thought we were cooler than that, but whatever. I want to take you out on a proper date.
SPEAKER_10And so I just love the line of you know, I I know this entire planet of all unicorns. Even the waiters of unicorn, they're all unicorns. And then something comes through.
SPEAKER_17Do you remember the end of Thor Ragnarok when it was like, oh hey, so we got everybody on the ship, me and Loki are cool. I have short hair, I'm awesome now.
SPEAKER_10Like everything's gonna be great.
SPEAKER_17And then this big ship pops up, and you're like, oh, that's not good.
SPEAKER_10We have an oh that's not good moment on this one, too.
SPEAKER_17So, like, all of a sudden they're sitting there chilling, and then this crazy looking vision Ultron thing pops up, and he has six infinity stones, Justin.
SPEAKER_10And an entire army uh in between him.
SPEAKER_03Uh what the fuck is going on here?
SPEAKER_10Yeah. You just see basically Ultron at first, and then the the the helmet pops open, and then there's there's vision.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10And then we go to credits. Then we go to credits. Then we go into the next episode, which is tied to to just that little moment right there. It's uh what if Ultron won?
SPEAKER_17Oh my god. Which already you're just like, um not good.
SPEAKER_10No. You get to see at least how I think everything started.
SPEAKER_17Well, yeah, off bat, you're already in this uh I think Watchers just like, you know, fucking sometimes in life things are great. Other times in life things are absolutely fucked. And we get to we get to I think we just pop right into this post-apocalyptic world where shit's jacked up, Natasha's rolling around on a on a she's running from what look like Ultron bots.
SPEAKER_10On her electric Harley.
SPEAKER_17And we have Hawkeye who has looks like a winter soldier arm and an awesome cloak of invisibility. Right. He just kind of turns and he's not there, you know.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, it's just a bunch of Ultron bots, you know, left and right flying in, and she's trying to fight him. He's he's taking them out with that one shot that I just loved of him putting up the bow and just one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, just like one after another arrows just launching. Yeah, he just lands them. And then when they land next to him and he ends up, you know, uncloaking and he's just taking them all out. Just watching it going, yeah, too cool. I mean, everybody shits on Hawkeye. And everybody's like, ah, Hawkeye series, why? I can't wait. Yeah, I dig anything that, you know, back in the day when it was w before Hawkeye and all that, you know, it was Robin Hood for me. And then Kevin Costner kind of screwed that one up. And then, yeah. You know, Green Arrow, Hawkeye, I've dug those characters because they're just regular regular people in a situation. And and having to just kind of work with a whole bunch of pe other people that either have crazy armor on or superpowers. But yeah, sorry.
SPEAKER_11There's me going off on another little ramble again. No, no.
SPEAKER_10But he does his he does his thing, and then he gets thrown off a building, and for some reason survives. And it was a tall building. So that was my gripe number one. He didn't die. I get it, he's there was a slope and he rolled, but he didn't die? Hmm, okay.
SPEAKER_17His uh his um his arm saved him.
SPEAKER_10It wasn't on him at the time, it got ripped off.
SPEAKER_17Oh right, that's true.
SPEAKER_10See.
SPEAKER_17Well, because he's he's he's he's hawkeye. He's been through shit.
SPEAKER_10I've been through shit. I will not survive if I fall off a building. Especially that far.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, but you're not Hawkeye.
SPEAKER_10Well, I'm not Hawkeye, but you know, he's he he's not any he's not Captain America. And Captain America had to put a shield down in order to make it so that way he, you know, getting direct con you know, concrete, you know, impact still still hurt him. He was able to get up and do his thing, but mm-mm. No.
SPEAKER_17Maybe it wasn't as high as you'd think here. I mean, you know, he's he's still in top physical condition. Watch the episode again. It's pretty high. I'm just saying. It's pretty high. He's in top physical condition. Okay. Who knows? Cool. He's he's hardened by the end of this this world, and he's barely hanging on by a thread.
SPEAKER_10So Well, I need to start working out. Yeah. Indeed. In case I fall off a building. There you go. Yeah. Flexing. I don't know if you can hear it, but it's happening.
SPEAKER_17That's that that's what a flexing sound sounds like, or you're trying to open a jar of pickles and being unsuccessful.
unknownShh.
SPEAKER_08Don't tell them.
SPEAKER_17I'm so we get this whole opening little round montage of this battle, this craziness, and the watcher tells us, Yeah, so um just to update everybody, you remember how Tony Stark wanted to build a suit of armor around the world, so he made Ultron, and Ultron got created, and he wanted to make this body for himself, which was vision. Remember in the movie, remember in the world that y'all saw?
SPEAKER_10He said, in your universe, which I loved, he was actually talking to us. He's like, in your universe, everything went well. And this one.
SPEAKER_17Right. You created the hero vision, and everything was all good. Well, in this world, Ultron got exactly what he wanted, and it went all bad. Yep. It went all bad to the point where he's sitting there doing his thing. He's like, okay, I'm I'm trying to wipe everyone out. They launch, he launches all the nuclear missiles. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm just gonna take control of everything.
SPEAKER_10That shot with Natasha and Hawkeye watching that too was like that. It was a bit much. I was like, whoa, because yeah.
SPEAKER_17He launches all the missiles. Yeah. All of them. Takes out everything. And he's sitting there and he's like, huh. Peace. I've done it. And then who shows up?
SPEAKER_10Mr. Inevitable himself.
SPEAKER_03Fucking Thanos shows up. And Ultron goes, and Ultron goes, oh look, zip. I'll take that.
SPEAKER_10Not so inevitable. Yeah. Just kind of makes you go, like, really? He could have just done that? I mean there's the end of Infinity War.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, but he's it's not healing.
SPEAKER_10He's damaged and he's not healing. He's still put a beam out there.
SPEAKER_17Hell, he's he's in love for crying out loud. Who knows, man? Who knows, man? Um blinded by love. But yeah, you know, Ultron does all this, and then and then he gets the infinity gauntlet.
SPEAKER_10And he becomes the infinity gauntlet.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Yeah, like he just like makes he just he puts himself in a suit of it.
SPEAKER_10He makes a suit that can contain all of it.
SPEAKER_17He basically makes an Ultron suit, but has the stones in it, and he proceeds to go on a destruction world tour. I mean, he goes to Asgard, he goes to the Sovereign, he goes to Sakar, he takes out Ego, he takes out Xandar. He just uh starts destroying it.
SPEAKER_10He takes out Captain Marvel while he's taking out Xandar, which I love that introduction. She was like, hey Skynet.
SPEAKER_17Listen, Skynet. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10I've seen the whole uh murder bot movie, and and I'll and I'll tell you I I don't think it needs a sequel, which I loved. Like you oh you you still haven't seen it yet, huh? Because it was great. So yeah, he just ends up taking everything out, and then he's just sitting there and floating through the universe on a rock. And then that's when we get the narration, because yeah, you know, the watchers talking to us about this whole thing, and which, you know, at first I thought maybe he was telling a story when he said in your universe. Like maybe he was talking to somebody else. But No, he was just talking to us. Uh so he starts narrating, talking about how this guy's all by himself and thinking about what the hell he's gonna do next now that he's all alone and there's no no more purpose. And then you just have Ultron going, Who who said that? You know, where where are you? And he's like, Wait a minute, wait a minute. Then and that's when when Ultron then noticed the the wait wait what? And then just he's looking at him. It's like I I can I I can I think I can see you and I I can see you. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17I can sense you. Yeah. So there's other universes, other dimensions, I will find you.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Watchers like, well, that's not good.
SPEAKER_10Right. I like I've seen the end of everything. I know how everything goes. What the hell is this?
SPEAKER_17Didn't see that coming. So the watcher gets, you know, it's not the first time he's been sensed, but now he's been just flat out seen. Right. Crazy. Yeah. Again, it g it kind of goes back to something I was saying uh in part one, where what I very much like is the evolution of the watcher's involvement in the series, where he's gone from kind of just a voice, and then you started to see him like in the background, characters in the story start to sense him, and he starts to interact with people in the show, and then now he's a character in in the episode. I I think I've I've I've enjoyed the evolution of the watchers' involvement.
SPEAKER_10It's been really it's been really neat. I I have to say there's some some epic some really epic posters that I would I'd love to have just some like shots of him just his head off in in the the distance and then you know like you just see like his eyes shot in my head. Yeah. Yeah, but well the specific shot in my head is the one with uh with Killmonger looking over Wakanda, and then you got the watcher right there in the clouds over off in the mountains and into the distance. And yeah. And it just just that shot alone was like, yeah, I want that. That's a poster. Yeah. Certain shots in the movies that and you know, now the cartoons that are uh just worthy enough to have on your wall in a in a nice frame. And that is definitely one of them. And we'll talk about another one coming up. But yeah, so at this point, then we have Watcher watching watching over Black Widow and and Hawkeye. Uh and they go to look through the uh Russian version of uh Raiders, which he even he even mentions when they go in, like, you know, all right. Uh yeah, he does, that's right. You ever seen Raiders? Right. I love that movie. Right. Yeah. Right. It's hilarious because it's just endless, endless racks and rows of boxes. That's it, files, whatever the hell else. Because even then when they're going through everything, they end up finding what looks like uh the the the Red Guardian's shield. That's right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17That's right. I do remember, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's just I mean, how can you not think of, you know, I I thought of I mean, I was sitting there watching it with the lady, and she we both thought of Indiana Jones right away. She thought of Warehouse 13 as well, which was uh, you know, that was that was a pretty cool show. But yeah, and now they gotta rifle through all these files and it's like pick one and just get to work. It's like, oh, this is this is real. Can you imagine? So you're you're you're Hawkeye going all going through his head, and you know, you know, and after all this, he's like, you know, I'm barely holding on to her because she's trying to joke, but like you you you you are barely holding on, and then you and then it's like, oh, now I just get to rifle through all these files and look through all like I just want to die. Like right.
SPEAKER_05The hell's going on today.
SPEAKER_10Oh man. Yeah, and and then he just basically gives up on what is the the box that he needs. He's like, I can't do this anymore. Watcher don't like that.
SPEAKER_17No, no, you're right there, you're right there, you're right there. Just it's right there.
SPEAKER_10He he gives this line where it's like, you're human, you you hold hope in the worst of times, or I guess the worst of odds. I wrote that down. Yeah, great line. That's a very great line.
SPEAKER_17It's a very great line.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it just at that point, you can you could just see it that you know, I I don't have an arm anymore. I'm I'm fighting for what I don't I don't understand. There's nobody left. His fam got literally nuked, man. Everybody nuked. Everybody, yeah. Yeah. He's basically the two of them, and maybe whoever survived throughout, and then they watched them die, probably too. So that yeah, no, that was it. They were it. And and he was done. Sure as shit. She goes and starts going through the same box, and she's like, Oh, you're gonna be really pissed. And he was like, No, that was my box. That was my box. Right. Jamie Renner. Yep. And they end up going to well, where'd they go? They go to the same place that's gonna be. Yeah, civil war. Same exact spot that had all those other winter soldiers in there. So yeah, and then we find a computer. We do. We find we find uh we find the the Enzola.
SPEAKER_03Enzola. Arminzola.
SPEAKER_01Arnumzola, Arnumzola.
SPEAKER_03Arminzola.
SPEAKER_17Gorgonzola.
SPEAKER_10It's a cheese. Gorgonzola. You love it. Brought to you by Marvel.
SPEAKER_17Eat it. You can get the garlic version down at the chant ham.
SPEAKER_10Yes, garlic gorgonzola. Garlic gorgonzola. Can you say tongue twister everybody?
SPEAKER_17Yeah. It's fun for the kids to say. They will be on the balloons.
SPEAKER_10They'll become sorry, I'm thinking in my head. Garlic gorgonzola. Garlic gorgonzola. It's just basically one of those things you would say before warming up. I was absolutely not going to attempt it. Garlic gorgonzola. Garlic I don't. Yeah, go for it. Yeah, you know, you nailed them done. Boom. Garlic gorgonzola. Alright. So.
SPEAKER_17There's uh tangent. We found our little yeah.
SPEAKER_10Arminzola. Yeah. Is it Armin or Arnon? Arnhem. I think it's Arnum. Is it Arnhem? I think it's Arnhem. I could be wrong. We both could be wrong. No, it's Arnhem. You're right.
SPEAKER_17Alright. You're a correct. Here it is. I'm sorry. No, no, not at all. You're correct. I don't want to be correct. I have to be wrong. Arnhem Zola. Yeah. Yeah. They have a little conversation with Arnhem Zola. And they're like, hey, so the the world went to shit. We kind of need your kind of need your help. We're gonna you need to bring down oh you want me you want me to to uh do you want me to get into I'm doing uh dude from Ghostbusters, not a good Arnon Zola at all.
SPEAKER_10You're you're doing pretty much no, you're doing a good version.
SPEAKER_07It's not you you you have to go a little more up here for him and Ghostbusters, but why are you came? Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Uh but the the the other guy you you were spot on with his his his pitch, you know. Well no, then they they basically you know say that we need your help and he goes, Yeah, why why would you think that I would help you? And I love that moment of, well, you know, I've uh I've wrecked many a many a computers this way or uh many a hard drives, and he just kind of holds his it's just that one drop, and you just see the camera do this perfect little cartoon moment where it's like nine like you're just looking up, down, up, down, like, no, no, no, oh, and then you just see it look back, fine, fine. You know, graphic your way. Right. But it just just that moment alone was really cool because the character was basically a giant robot in the the comic books was giant robot with like a camera for a head, and his chest had a display screen that had the face of Zola on it. So yeah, that that right there when you're seeing that little camera moving around. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm mm-mm. That was yeah, that was cool. Nice. Nice little throwback to the comic books area. Throw it back.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_10So it was in in uh civil war, but at this one was a little bit more of an updated camera, especially since it moved.
SPEAKER_17Anywho. So they need to um they need to take Arnonzola with them because they they what the the plan it looks like is to put them in this arrow and then try to shoot Ultron with this arrow, ultra ultravision. Ooh. Or at just any that's his name from that from going forward, UltraVision. Ultravision? Ultravision. Alright.
SPEAKER_10Yep. Sounds good. I know.
SPEAKER_11Don't pat yourself on the back too hard. You'll leave a bruise.
SPEAKER_17That's all right. I'll take it. I'll take it. So yeah, they they want to shoot Ultra Vision with the with this arrow uh uploaded with Arn Zola. Uh right.
SPEAKER_10Well, they basically wanted to, you know, they were gonna just put it into one of the bots, and then that bot would then be because every bot's connected to everything. So he's connected to every single excuse me. He's connected to every single drone. So at that point, if they just jam it into a drone and upload the virus or Zola, then it would just then connect to everything and then connect to that's right, ultra vision. That's right. That's what they wanted to do.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_10It's just to put it into any old fucking first one that comes through the door.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Ultravision drawn.
SPEAKER_10I have to a TV. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_17I have a uh well, it's like it's Wanda, it's like WandaVision. Ultravision. Yeah. Yeah. I have a note that says animation versus real life action. Love it. What that means is basically because of of of stunt of you know, because we're because we're human and we don't want to kill people uh making movies and doing all this, there's just certain things that you can't have humans do in quick time, or even if you do it, that's why you have stunt men, because you don't want your actors and all that to get hurt. One of the greatest things I've always loved about animation, I'm sure I'm not alone, is that you they can if you don't have when you don't have to worry about that, you can have your characters do these these awesome things. And we've spoken about the animation coming up to this point, and you know, I love the I love this. This was probably one of my favorite action sequences in the whole run, is when they're trying to escape from from all these ultra bots and uh they're going up that that shaft, um, like they're fighting their way up.
SPEAKER_10It's there's just some amazing animation that happens. I agree. And just a lot of the stuff that you see in that, and then also going back to what I said about posters, we're gonna get to a point where there was another poster or at least you know picture that I would want on my wall as well.
SPEAKER_17It's the same note that I have. Probably. Ooh. If we if probably if if if we're if we're if we're in sync, that'll be awesome. That'll be awesome. Because we already have the quote. So we both wrote the quote down. So this is ooh. Or maybe you didn't write it down. You probably just remembered it because your your brain's cool like that. Not really. I mean, you know me if names. And that's just with names, you know. That's that's you know, you remembered the whole quote. That's pretty good. Hey. But brains are funny, man. Like I remember I remember like jingles from like commercials when I was a kid, or just random kids' movie things that I used to watch, and and that you know, I can't remember important things. It's pretty weird.
SPEAKER_10Right. Yeah. It's like when I went out for a Joey Isuzu commercial when I was, I don't know, five, maybe six, and I couldn't, for the life of me, remember the lines then. But I can remember the lines perfectly now.
SPEAKER_11It goes faster, corners easier, and it only costs a dollar, trust me.
SPEAKER_08Joey Isuzu is a liar. Joey Isuzu's pants like fire.
SPEAKER_10Could I remember it then?
SPEAKER_11No, I'm like, damn it.
SPEAKER_10Good times.
SPEAKER_17And you've been blacklisted ever since. That's right. Hollywood hates me. Right. Who wants an actor that can't remember his lines? I remember everyone else's. Well shit. That helps. No one. Shit.
SPEAKER_11Whatever. I'm leaving. You guys are mean.
SPEAKER_10So yeah, no, at that point we have an Ultron bot get shot in the eye. It uploads. And then he gets pulled in, the bot, as it's uploading. Yes. And it turns out it really works. Yes.
SPEAKER_08He stands up going, Yes, I have done it, and it's like 54 seconds until the the virus is uploaded to all of them.
SPEAKER_10And then she's like, Great, and shoots his legs out. Right. To be safe. Because you never know. Just to be safe. Right. Right. Smart. Mm-hmm. And so they end up having the the virus goes off in a giant crazy green shockwave. And it doesn't work. So something happened. Something bad happened. Which I think we kind of skipped.
SPEAKER_03Or whatever. Something like that.
SPEAKER_10Right. I believe that we did skip the fact that UltraVision did whatchamacallit.
SPEAKER_13Boom. Watch McCall.
SPEAKER_10So UltraVision did break through into the watchers area. Into his little in-between world and started fighting.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, he finds him. He throws hands on him.
SPEAKER_10Yes. Yeah. So at that point when they set off the virus to affect Ultron or UltraVision or UltraVision Tron, they then realize that, okay, yeah, this is supposed to work, but it's not working, what's going on? So they they they they have to run. They're trying to get out as fast as possible. So when they go up the silo with uh all those cool stunts and and and moves that you said that usually it's kind of hard for an actual actor to do, but they've this is all really well done, like I said. Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_14Uh just when it comes to like I if if it's not, I'm gonna say it again, I probably said it ten times already.
SPEAKER_10If it's not at all done with uh motion capture, man. Artists are really getting it down, like really getting it down now. So yeah, they're going up, and all these Ultron bots are just coming up the the silo.
SPEAKER_17It's a there are there are a lot of bots that are coming.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. It's it there's a lot. Yeah, yeah. So he ends up like shooting an arrow that puts off a bunch of little discs around the silo area that then shoot off a bunch of energy and make a net, like an energy beam force field, and they start breaking through, at least a hand does, and shoots up at them as they're almost on their way out. And and Clint Botton ends up losing his footing and getting shot, and and it's this little opposite moment where you have this very Black Widow parallel universe in uh in-game moment. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_10And he's basically like, Yeah, I told you I'm tired. Like, yeah. Can't do this anymore.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. Let me go.
SPEAKER_10Right. Yeah. Done. So at at that point he jumps off and and heroically screams and and gives a uh gives a final shot with what looks like a little tiny itty-bitty, you know, Moab. Uh or maybe a uh a Moab. Mo Moab. What are you trying to say?
SPEAKER_03What is happening?
SPEAKER_10Mother of all bombs. Oh, I'm Moabs. But it would be more of a mother of all arrows.
SPEAKER_03Are you having a stroke? What is this?
SPEAKER_11What is wrong with it? It's alright, sorry. Gotten the technical jobs when it comes to different uses of military objects and blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_10Like, oh no. Anywho, so on this tip of this arrow, you can see that it's uh gonna be something. And and when I was talking about the poster, the shot of him in slow motion, yeah, shooting. I knew it. That shot right there, is that uh again was like, I want that.
SPEAKER_17Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Give me that, give me all these other shots throughout this entire show that were just absolutely epic.
SPEAKER_17My my note just says great Hawkeye shot. Because it it is a it is a very like, yeah, that could be on a poster, a t-shirt, that could be that could be like a movie poster when you go to the theaters and you see like coming soon fucking uh Hawkeye. Like you can put that up there. It's just like what the food? Yeah, that looks dope.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, everything about that also screamed concept art, and they went, Oh, we have to put this in.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_10This shot alone. Right. Like whoever who drew this, yeah, yeah, it's getting in there. Like all of everything that you just put in, we're just gonna clean it up a little bit, match it to the animation, and your shot is is the final shot, or at least for him. Yeah, so the the the Moa Bab arrow goes off.
SPEAKER_11No, I'm not having a scroll.
SPEAKER_10And Mother of all arrow bombs.
SPEAKER_17Okay. You say it. No, I'm good. I've I've I've heard you try and fail. Like, you know, like That you're gonna be sounding stupid. Someone in front of you is is you know, oh go ahead and jump into the water. Yeah, oh fuck, it's cold. Like, nah. Okay. Wait a little bit. I'm just gonna dip. I'm gonna slide in. I'm not gonna fucking right. Thank you for jumping into the pool first.
SPEAKER_11This is awful. Here, try this. Nope. You told me.
SPEAKER_17You have to jump into the waters of Lake Benatonka. Well, then she jumps in. He's like, ah, you're braver than me. I wouldn't have jumped in that water. Prince just being a dick. He still ends up getting there in the end. He knew what he was doing. I guess when you're Prince, you don't have to try that hard. You just have to you just were, and it was just like, yep, I want that one. And it's like, no. Yeah. Anyway, Prince. Prince can grab whoever he wanted. And did. Anyway, we're talking about what if. What if? What if Prince what if Prince were still alive? Ah. There's a what if for you. So Clint Barton dies, keeping it cheerful. Right.
SPEAKER_10And we then discover because why didn't this work? You were supposed to work, and he's like, no, no, I I do. It's just that, you know, this is supposed to go for anywhere in this known universe. Right. And if it hasn't affected him, that means that he is not in this known universe. Crazy. Which then we go back to the giant fight between Ultron Ultron. Ultravision V. Ultron, Ultra Vision Tron. Ultravision V watcher. Yes. And yeah.
SPEAKER_17I have a big note that says Kirby dots.
SPEAKER_10Oh that was what I was about to say because yeah, the Kirby dots were strong with this one. Holy hell, man. And just the uh the someone listen to our different colors of the Kirby dots, and yeah. No, it just everything. I mean the Kirby dots all stay the same color, they're all black, but it's just when it comes to within all the different, you know, patterns of color due to the fact that he's using the everything about the infinity gems. And yeah. Yeah. Just all the Kirby dots. Sorry, folks. Just it looks cool, and I'm glad they're finally using it in animation, and I hope we get to see it in live action. Yeah, that fight is too cool. Even the sound effects of the energy beams. Wow, you you just get you're just getting the arc of a lot of electricity, but then elongated and just it just making it last. It's really cool.
SPEAKER_17Yeah, really cool. We have a very cool line. You can't compute the power of my will. That's uh it's really dope when that comes up.
SPEAKER_10When he he he then levels up, yeah, basically. You know, gets his his boss fight armor on, and yeah. That was pretty cool.
SPEAKER_17This fight is so nuts, Justin. Yeah. The dude gets smacked through multiverses. Yeah. Yeah. Including one where we get to see like I don't like here's the thing. I don't know a whole lot about the character. Because I I don't want to I don't want to jump too forward if you want to discuss like the different things that we saw, but I just I just know we're there anyways. Because it's like it's you know, bam, he's in Makonda, and bam, he's in some kind of fucking King Arthur place, and but then bam, we see a bunch of scrolls. Yeah. That was cool. Which may be a nod to the secret invasion. I think so. I think you're probably right. And then okay, like I said, I don't know a whole lot about the character. All I know is that when I was told about him, I was like, so what what does he do? And they're like, Well, he just eat he eats worlds. I was like, what do you mean? Are you talking Galactus? Yeah, man. We get to see Galactus, my guy.
SPEAKER_10No, yeah, no, that was just UltraVision getting big enough to the point where he gets to eat the universe.
SPEAKER_17Oh, I thought that or at least the galaxy. I thought he got hit into a different thing, and then he basically saw Galactus eating a fucking thing, and then just like, yeah. Oh, well.
SPEAKER_10Galactus is more of a planet eater, and he doesn't just like kind of sit there and eat it like an apple. It's more of a machine comes down and he just sucks the life force and the energy, everything out of these planets to the point where they just crumble into nothingness. Then again, well things have changed. I don't know. I haven't read a lot of current comics these days. I just remember just a giant dude with a giant machine and a bunch of giant host tentacle things that would come down and just go into the planet and the Fantastic Four would fight him. I don't remember exactly how, but they would fight him. So yes, you know, there was I believe that was a at least a nice little nod because seeing a giant face in in the sky and then seeing it just bite down on the galaxy like a pizza was pretty cool. Yes, well, pretty damn cool.
SPEAKER_17My joy got diminished definitely. Apparently, I've been all wrong about Galactic.
SPEAKER_10I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_17No, no worries. Let's put it on.
SPEAKER_10Let's put the damn scene on, and maybe I'm wrong.
SPEAKER_17No, not at all. You're you're probably correct.
SPEAKER_10I don't want to diminish your joy.
SPEAKER_17You're probably you're probably correct. I'll just cross this big I wrote it in all caps too. I was so juiced. I'll just go ahead and there we go. Cool. It is pretty cool. He knocks him into I think it's New York, and then we get to see Steve Rogers getting sworn in as president. Right. That was neat.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. I have that shirt. Well, not that shirt, but a Captain America for president shirt. When I saw that, I was like, cool, man. Which I believe also at some point in the Ultimates. Ultimate Ultimate Avengers run or the Ultimates uh universe, that Captain America is Captain America and also the president.
SPEAKER_11Could be wrong. I think I heard that through the grapevine. If I'm wrong, I am sorry. Please do not judge us for our mistakes.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. I feel like there's uh there's a lot of them in this episode. Like, dang, I'm I'm messing up I'm messing up names, I'm messing up characters, I'm just I'm just I'm just not having a good day at the plate. That's okay. Right? That's okay.
SPEAKER_10I said Star Wars Visions was coming out in November in one episode. Oh, that was that was loads back. That's fine.
SPEAKER_13Alright.
SPEAKER_10It's fine. That was loads back. What is this? Episode nine and a half. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're almost at episode ten. I mean, technically this would be episode ten, but I'm calling it nine and a half because it's a continuation. I understand. It's clever enough.
SPEAKER_17There was no news. Correct. There was no news with no jingle. Yeah. It's fine.
SPEAKER_10Oh, we'll we'll sang something. It's an epilogue. We're doing an epilogue, not an episode. Yeah? Yeah? An epilogue too. Past episode fuck off. Anyway.
SPEAKER_06So what were we saying?
SPEAKER_10Took a bite like a pizza. Oh no, no. Uh Captain America.
SPEAKER_17Captain America is is is president.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. And then yeah, he gives off that line where it's like, you know, this is, you know, you're participating. I don't remember the exact lines, but it's like you're participating now, or you're actually, you know, this is it should be a lot more fun than just watching uh uh and what it was in like in a hell of a lot less creepy. Right. Something like something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is funny because yeah, this guy is basically just watching everything. Everything. Right. Like Heimdell has fucking nothing on this guy. So yeah. Good times. He gets uh bashed uh even gets his ass shit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17The watcher gets his ass shit. Ultravision throws hands on him, something wicked. Like you you beat there's a point I was worried about the watcher. I was like, this is not this is not going well at all.
SPEAKER_10Right. Well, especially when he's just like that point where you said where he was just punching them through different points of time, you know, different multiverses, and then smacks them into one where it's just this giant ice crater and and everything's fucked. You can't and yeah.
SPEAKER_17All that all that watching, you can't watch a self-defense movie. You can't you can't you can't watch it.
SPEAKER_01He was doing fine. Well, he was holding his own for a while, but was he though?
SPEAKER_10But he was. He was, but this guy is is I don't know. He's ultravision. He's ultravision. He's got all the infinity stones and and yeah. At that point he he's about to absolutely just brain melt him. As you see the the energy beams going like in like lightning arcs through his head. And then watcher just with a twist of his wrist and a flick of his finger, he opens some kind of portal and gets through and runs. Yeah. That you can run, but you cannot hide.
SPEAKER_17He rolls a natural 20 on his escape, and he's able to fucking bamp the fuck out because it was get it was it was getting ugly for your boy.
SPEAKER_12Was that a DD reference?
SPEAKER_17It was. Cool.
SPEAKER_11I'm uh I'm picking up on these things now.
SPEAKER_12Cool.
unknownWoo!
SPEAKER_12DD's fun.
SPEAKER_11One day.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, you should play. One day I will join. You're perfect for D. What's that supposed to mean? Okay, go ahead.
SPEAKER_03Means you're a fucking nerd, like all of us. It's all good.
SPEAKER_17Oh yeah. Yeah. 110%. I mean you don't have to be a nerd, but it definitely, you know, adds a better sauce to the noodle, you know. Right.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I know. Oh. I'm saucy.
SPEAKER_17Yes, you are. Indeed.
SPEAKER_10So we basically then get to the the This is good. This is good. So we basically get to the end of the episode at that point where the w what his escape plan was was to go to a universe where everything is gone except for this one small bubble where we then see everything get connected when he then goes and asks for Doctor Strange. Strange Supreme. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Come on down to Chad Tams, get your strange supreme. That's right. The new Strange Supreme Pizza. What's strange about it? Got another McGarlic on it. Garlic pizza. Strange. Strange.
SPEAKER_17And we slide it to you from across the room. So you make it feel like it came from another dimension. Shhh. Strange pizza. Don't worry, we got a nice steady bar. We'll be all fine.
SPEAKER_12We fling it through a ring of fire.
SPEAKER_08And if you can catch it, you get it for free.
SPEAKER_10You don't catch it, you gotta pay for it. You're breaking about it.
SPEAKER_04Go ahead, flick it, do the bow catch it. I'm a good I'm a good free pizza. Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker say I get free pizza, I catch it.
SPEAKER_17Yep. That's funny. All right. So that did bring us to the end of the episode.
SPEAKER_10Yes, where you meet strange, and strange then goes, like, oh no, I want to hear you say it. It's like, alright, fine. Of course. I need your help. Of course. And that's that's what happens. And then get to the end of the episode. You think he's been just pacing back and forth.
SPEAKER_17I think he's been pacing back and forth inside that crystal, just going like, when that motherfucker shows back up, man, I'm gonna make him if he's had a lot of time to just sit and pace inside that crystal.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, probably. Who knows how long he was in there, but if he can also, you know, put a spell up to extend his life, he's probably done that as well.
SPEAKER_17Last episode. Yeah. What if the watcher broke his oath, Justin? He he's interfered in a bit. And here's the thing. I would like to think that he he more got interfered on. Right. His hands were kind of He was still chilling in his pocket dimension, just like I'm I'm safe in my little boo. I got all my big screens, I'm watching everything, and Ultron's like, hello. Right.
SPEAKER_10I'm here to ruin your time. In fact, I'm here to destroy all time.
SPEAKER_03This show clubhouse. Oh, that's cute. Right.
SPEAKER_10What's this do? Boom. Sorry to break that. So yeah. So we uh start the episode off with Captain Carter doing her thing, I believe.
SPEAKER_17Captain Carter is basically we get the recreation of the beginning of Captain America 2, The Winter Soldier, where they bamp down onto the ship because they're trying to find George Saint Pierre.
SPEAKER_10Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_17And and it seems that I forget his character's character's name, but I kind of don't care because it's it's Batrock the Leaper. There you go. Because it's cause oh yeah, Bat. Because he leaps. Because he's he's one of the greatest Walter Waits, and he's a Hall of Famer, probably one of the arguably best MMA fighters of all time, George Rush St. Pierre. So that's what I'm gonna call him.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. So Batrock the Pierre was uh was on a ship just the same as it's basically, yeah, like you said, beginning of Winter Soldier. And it is actually George Rush St.
SPEAKER_17Pierre doing doing the voice. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's wonderful. Right? It's wonderful.
SPEAKER_10And we have Haley Atwell back as Captain Carter, Peggy Carter.
SPEAKER_17And even down to the like the when I say the recreation, even down to the uh uh, you know, so are you free? You know, but an accounting likes you. It's like this, you know, the the Natasha and then and Captain Carter having the same kind of back and forth that they did. I thought I was like this.
SPEAKER_10Would it make a difference if his name was Steve and she's like Burn?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_10I was beginning to think we were friends.
SPEAKER_06Burn.
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_03That's a fuck you bitch.
SPEAKER_17Right. That's funny. Yeah. What the hell if his name was Steve?
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah. So she jumps down, jumps into the water the same way. It happens in the movie, starts kicking some ass, and as she's fighting Batrock the Pierre, she gets then recruited by the watcher. And then we start getting this recruitment montage. Peggy Carter. You have been chosen for you know something like that. I forgot I forget the You have been chosen. The chosen speech.
SPEAKER_17We get a nice, uh, we get a nice like I said, just uh almost a perfect recreation at the beginning of that movie. They get to throw in hands and all that. And uh but once again, just great, great animation. Just really really wonderful. So oh yeah.
SPEAKER_10Um so we get that first, and then I forgot the exact order it was.
SPEAKER_17Uh then it goes to I'm I'm gonna try to get this right because I thought I did it correctly. Um then it goes to Star Lord help Star Lord.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_17We go to the Dairy Queen. Go to the Dairy Queen. Now, what's awesome about this is the first time that Ego bamped into the Dairy Queen, it was not voiced by Kurt Russell. This time it was voiced by Kurt Russell. I thought that was okay.
SPEAKER_10So the first one wasn't that strange.
SPEAKER_17I thought that was strange. I I don't know. I thought that was strange as well. Hmm. I was yeah. Hmm. Yeah, I don't know. That's weird. It is weird.
SPEAKER_10Whatever. Something. Sorry, I can't record. I'm working on this.
SPEAKER_17Something. Or or maybe maybe that tag in to Star Lord popping in at the end of that episode was thrown in. And so they they, you know, Kurt Russell had already done all the lines that he needed to do, they thought he needed to do, and then they were like, oh, well, we have a new added scene. Hey, somebody come here sign like Kurt Russell real quick. So right. Yeah. Here it is. But if we do get Kurt Russell this time, and yeah, he's pretty much doing the whole thing to oh, I want to call him Star Lord. He's not Peter Quill. He's he's kind of you know, taking looks like he's what he's like taking his what is he doing, taking his essence or something? What does he do? What is it?
SPEAKER_10He's trying to suck the life out of him, get the power out of him. You know, he has a bunch of kids, so that way they could be the basically the battery source to bring on the end of the world or the end of the universe and just or whatever, at least expand him into everything. Yeah, yeah, you know. But Starchartic bad guys want to do that type of stuff.
SPEAKER_17Star Lord pops up. Yep. Star Lord from uh the the the from the in the from the timeline where T'Challa is Star Lord, and he saves a Star Lord pretty much. Yes. Yeah, and then Watcher pops up again. T'challah, you have been chosen, you know. Star Lord, this this this curtain multi versus Star Lord, one time Prince of Wakanda. Like, you've been chosen.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17And then goes to Oh no, and then though that's right, that's right. Hold on. All the guardians show up. Because Gamorra's with him as well, I think. Right, everybody's there fighting a battle.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah. But he gets picked up. But Gam the next one was basically also uh them trying to destroy, they were destroying the the Infinity Gauntlets where Gomorrah shows up.
SPEAKER_17That's right.
SPEAKER_10And Iron Man's there.
SPEAKER_17Iron Man and yeah, and it looks like not you. Yeah, not you, Tony, sorry. But I thought it was interesting. He calls her Gomorrah, destroyer of Thanos. You've been chosen. I thought that was very good.
SPEAKER_10She's wearing basically Thanos' outfit.
SPEAKER_17So I was just like, huh, dig that man. Like and then he bamps to Wakanda, where shit's hit the fan for the current Black Panther. Yes. Because Shuri and Pepper have pretty much I'm guessing they spill the beans, so everybody's like, fuck this guy. So it's it's getting it's getting real. But he gets plucked out of that. And then we get to my favorite.
SPEAKER_12I was gonna go on a date. I was going to take a shower and wash my hair and how about you? Thor, you've been tripping.
SPEAKER_10And you uh hey, calm down, picks him up. Thor.
SPEAKER_06Screaming yourself.
SPEAKER_10And it's just that moment also that ties back to Ragnarok when he's screaming, going, You are now about to meet the collector. Just in the chair. Right. And then all of a sudden, they're just in a pub and he's still screaming. And he's juiced.
SPEAKER_03Oh, it's a little pub. Oh, great. Can I can I have a beer?
SPEAKER_10Like, yeah, when he goes up, it's like, oh, oh, oh, can I have a beer? It's like he just pops up. Yes! Boom!
SPEAKER_17Throw back to Strange, giving him a giving him a beer in which movie was it?
SPEAKER_10Well, I guess the end of Doctor Strange, but also in Thor Ragnarok.
SPEAKER_17Right, that's really more I was thinking. I was thinking, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, that's but it's a tag scene at the end of Doctor Strange as well. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.
SPEAKER_17Okay.
SPEAKER_10Same scene, of course. Right. But you know what I mean. I do know what you mean.
SPEAKER_17No, I'm sorry. That's why I was having a little trouble like which movie was that? Because it was basically in two movies.
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_17Everybody's in a room, everybody's in this pub, and they get to see Watcher and Strange. And um
SPEAKER_10Kind of give a speech of yeah, you're all chosen.
SPEAKER_09Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_10There's a reason you're all doing this now. You're all here together. You are now known as the Guardian. Guardians of the Multiverse.
SPEAKER_17Oh, sorry, no wrong movie. Guardians of the Multiverse. Good name. Pretty cool. Good name. And yeah, they have to come together because it's like, yeah, so we're going to uh ultravisioned and done snapped. And uh he's a threat. So we need your help to help shut this shit down. What say you?
SPEAKER_13Alright.
SPEAKER_17Right. And they have a they have a nice toast. And I wrote uh I wrote my notes as Captain on Deck Doctor Strange Toast. And why why I have that is because I it could be one of these things where one time when you give the Captain on Deck speech, you could just be this kind of just drawn out, just is he sitting there toasting, everybody's waiting to drink, and he's just like we're you know, people always say that this and that and blah blah blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_10It'd be hilarious if finally somebody wow in the middle of the speech, if I actually had a pistol, that would give off a good sound effect. Uh the middle of the speech, the person all the way at the end just says, Oh, sought it, and just starts drinking. And then I as I'm still talking, I just reach over and just shoot without even looking, and the person just falls to the ground.
SPEAKER_17Oh yeah, you could you could work that bit in. Either falls either falls to the ground or like act, you know, could draw just have like water in it and then drop drop the tanker, makes it look like he shot it out in her hand or something like that. Right. Shapton. Shampton.
SPEAKER_10Someday we'll make it fun. So yes, yes. They he gives that speech and that that very drawn-out toast.
SPEAKER_17Yeah. They they all they they did the toast, and then it's it's time to it's time to go throw hands.
SPEAKER_10Not really, was it wasn't really the time. They were kind of kind of maybe trying to take a little bit more time to rest, but because Thor then gives up his his toast huzzah and fires the lightning bolt uh to the you know guardians of the multiverse, and then boom, lightning bolt goes off. It's like, oh, I thought this place was inhabited, but it seems that it is. And and then the game is on. Yeah. And we get the one of the best my favorite points is when Thor just basically says, Oh, don't worry, stand back, everyone. I've got this. Viva Los Vegas and just gives off that giant blast of lightning. And even while screaming it, the entire time just screaming it, Vega and there's horrors. The line that he says at the end of it just like, can't say I've heard that battle cry before. Yeah. Just awesome. Too funny. Too great. And then too funny. That that Thor is basically, yeah, Party Thor. Party Thor. Party Thor. So the fight begins. The fight begins on the big two carous. Yeah, there's not really much to say about said fight other than it is constant. Just keeps going. Then we get to the point where they're just trying to at least get one of the gems. And they get a gem. They do. And then they're trying to keep it from him. And I like that little moment of seeing the the fight happen from the ground and just that single shot on the gem as it keeps constantly getting shifted slightly by people's feet. Which then you see Peggy or uh Captain Carter fall to the ground, and then she reaches out for it and then gets moved and all this different shit. It's really cool, really cool shot. And then when they're trying to toss the gem away and toss it to somebody else in the team, that's when Black Widow shows up, catches it while on the motorcycle and goes, Okay, who the hell are all you? I'm the only person left on this damn planet. Who are you?
SPEAKER_17Mad Max Romanoff.
SPEAKER_10Right? Nice. Mad Max Romanoff. Yeah, I wrote that down. So Mad Maxine Romanoff.
SPEAKER_17Ooh, there you go. There you go. Nice, nice teamwork.
SPEAKER_10Teamwork.
SPEAKER_13That's fucking teamwork.
SPEAKER_10That's right. Making the dream work. Making the dream work, everybody.
SPEAKER_17With teamwork.
SPEAKER_13100% of the time.
SPEAKER_17To my next note, which is in the pretty much the big moment. It's just uh I just put like action. Because yeah, like you said, it's just not a big thing.
SPEAKER_10It's just a bunch of action. Yeah. Yeah. It's really fun. You know, it's it's kind of hard to just, you know, check boss talking about, you know, how they were punching each other in the face constantly, and and this people were being blasted into the side. Anyways. So the basics are.
SPEAKER_17And this happened, this happened.
SPEAKER_10The overall objective is to at least get that one gem, but then the gem gets put back on him, and and now it's like, all right, everybody's screwed. He's taking the power. He's just blasting everybody. And Black Widow sees that she still has the arrow that has the chance of uploading him. And so they end up doing that, which is interesting. Didn't she already use that arrow? Didn't that arrow get used? Or was it just she's reusing it? Maybe that's what it was, because yeah, they did pull it out of his arrow. Anywho, so she sees she still has the Zola arrow and she teams up with Captain Carter, and she's like, I need distance and a shot or whatever. Something like that. She uses clinch back.
SPEAKER_17Real quick, before we talk about that shot and that end, can we talk real quick? The fucking strange just throws a fucking horde of zombies on fucking UltraVision. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Ooh, zombies. I love zombies. Uh uh because I have just a big note that says zombies. Because I was like, I was like, whoa, that was crazy.
SPEAKER_10That's not really gonna stop them though. Yeah, no, it's what came with them. And then it was that little Scarlet Witch fight type thing, which I loved at that point because when he was fighting her, and I think they all just went to yeah, they went to a different dimension at that point because that was still back on that other planet.
SPEAKER_17Right, right, right. That was before you saw Mad Max Romanov.
SPEAKER_10Right. So that before all that, when they were still on that planet, that that's right. And then he just like when he's fighting her, he just oh forget this, and just destroys the planet. That's that's how he won the the battle with her, was like, I'm not gonna sit here and just fight, forget it. I'm just gonna destroy the entire planet. And he does. So yeah. But then fast forwarding to the end of said episode, Carter the fight is on.
SPEAKER_17Carter widow tag team.
SPEAKER_10Right. Yeah. And she shoots the arrow after jumping off a building with her motorcycle. At the same time, Captain Carter is jumping on his back and lifting up the the Ultron helmet to expose the vision face so that way the eye is uh accessible to the arrow. And the arrow goes right there into its target, bullseye, and uh the the upload has begun where you get this little moment where you get the the the Zola and uh vision uh speech, or you know, like a little little conversation. And yeah, the upload begins and it basically takes out Ultron at that point. Am I wrong?
SPEAKER_17No, Zola, Zola is now in the armor, yeah.
SPEAKER_10Right, which then the the armor then gets transferred over to a uh somebody, we don't know who, but then we realize that it is Killmonger.
SPEAKER_17Well, cause if because cause what's been happening in the background this whole time is he's just been kind of studying this Ultron head and just kind of looking at it, and you know, there's even a moment where I think it's Carter goes to Strange and looks at Killmonger and is like, can you do you trust him? No, do you trust him? I don't trust anyone. I don't I don't damn they're like, dude, can you trust him? I forgot.
SPEAKER_10They'd mention it, they can just see that he's up to his own thing. He's up to his own yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's minding his own business.
SPEAKER_17Right. Just being Killmonger. Just being that dude. Yeah. Cause now he wants to try to control it. Forms a suit and he wants to try to take control of uh the eye there.
SPEAKER_10Everything. Yeah. He's like, you know, like this is the way it should be. You know, you we can save your people, we can put you back where you belong, you can then find your love for you.
SPEAKER_15Don't you want to be with your guy?
SPEAKER_10Right.
SPEAKER_15You know, don't you want to be with your guy? Just like this is the only way.
SPEAKER_10And he's like, you know, and then you have T'Challa being like, Cousin, don't do this. He's like, you know, I'm sorry. I'm not your cousin.
SPEAKER_17Well, fuck you then, bro.
SPEAKER_10Fuck you, bro. But we then see the one of the bots. I think it was just basically the yeah, we see Vision, the Vision Ultron bot stand up with his chest completely exposed, gaping open with a digital face, and it's Zola versus Killmonger. Because then Zola then pulls the gems off of Killmonger, and then Killmonger then just puts his hands out, and they both have this moment of holding back the gems, or no, I want it, you have it, it's a little force. Last Jedi, you know, trying to keep that lightsaber moment. Right. And at that point, that's when Strange realizes wait a minute, we weren't meant to win, just keep them separated. Just to separate the gems.
SPEAKER_17You knew about everything.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. Yeah. So then he basically creates a a small little bubble to keep them in.
SPEAKER_17It gives Strange something to do. Right.
SPEAKER_10Gives him a little show to watch.
SPEAKER_17Hers you're stuck in a gym, nothing to do. Here.
SPEAKER_10Here's two other people stuck in a gem.
SPEAKER_17Watch these two people stuck in a gym fighting. With something to do with it. Fighting over this fucking thing.
SPEAKER_10Here. Right. Which he probably, you know, using the the time gem, he also probably put them in a constant loop.
SPEAKER_17Sure. No, they're just there. In stuck in that moment. Yeah. They're just fighting for this gym. Like, yeah. It's not like one of them's going to end up getting it. And you know, they're just that's what they're doing for the time being. They're chilling.
SPEAKER_10So Watcher leaves him there to do that and then goes to the bar or the pub with everybody else and says, Alright, well, you guys are going to go back to the exact moment where you left. Nothing's going to change, and nobody else is going to know what happened.
SPEAKER_17So everybody's baffing back, and then she's just like, Yeah, I'm not uh I'm not going back. There's nothing to do.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, Black Widow's like, I'm not going to go back to the planet that's just like completely nuked and nobody else is alive, and I'm the last person. Why would you do that to me? Right. Why would I go back there? He's like, You have to. You have to just go. And she's like, I'm not going to. I'm not leaving. He's like, Alright, well, you know, it was more the door was more of a metaphor anyway. And he just everything just all of a sudden appears around them and she's on a helicarrier. In the middle of some shit. In the middle of some shit, which is basically the battle with Nick Fury and Captain America and Captain Marvel fighting Loki and his army because that was the basically the episode that it's tied to. I I love it. I love how they tied it to that episode too. I do too. And she was like, you know, he says, you know, in this uh planet, they've lost their Black Widow.
SPEAKER_17You're not mine, Natasha. But someone tells me you can help or something like that.
SPEAKER_10Fury. Yeah. So yeah, he leaves her there, and then yeah, we see what Peggy go back to her time and she gives uh Black Widow a big old hug and she's like, Are you okay? Did you hit your head? Like, what's wrong with you? Right. And yeah, that's that's basically the end of the episode.
SPEAKER_16Or is it?
SPEAKER_10Yes, yes. We have a little little moment you know after the watcher says that he's gonna do everything in his power to watch over, protect all the multiverses. You then get a scene where Peggy is notified by Black Widow that they found something. And they go to a giant shipping container that then has something in it. Why it's the Hydrostomper.
SPEAKER_05What? And there's someone in it. What amazing. Hey Peggy, don't you want to be with your guy?
SPEAKER_10Well, now she can because it seems like instead of Winter Soldier being frozen through all that time, why Mr. Steve Rogers and the Hydrostomper have been frozen in for some reason. I think they're gonna get their dance. Which again, I think we're gonna find out what happens. I think that season two not only will connect to other things that we've seen it in later movies or more recent movies, but also what's gonna you know, it's gonna connect to the previous season. The watcher will return. So yeah. Because if everything's connected, everything's connected.
SPEAKER_17And then with everything going on, you can tell all brand new what if stories. That's a thing. Like you can say, what if Shang Ji became the leader of the Ten Rings?
SPEAKER_10Uh yeah. What if he never left? What if you never left the Ten Rings?
SPEAKER_17Right. Right. What if he went, did the assassination, then came back? It was like I'm good, and like I'm the guy now. Yep. Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_10Craziness.
SPEAKER_17Cool. Well, that was what if season one. This was dope. This was such a fun watching since Loki, where I was just like, man, I can't wait for next week. Man, I can't wait for next week. Right.
SPEAKER_10Every Wednesday was anticipated.
SPEAKER_17So much fun. I'm I'd be interested to try to find some of the comics to read them. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_10I'm sure there's a probably a hardback that just has them all. Which, yeah, that would be a fun thing to collect because I used to love those. Loved those comics. Favorite run as a kid. That was the episode, folks. That was part two of Oh, nine and a half. Oh, that was the epilogue, folks. It wasn't an episode, it was an epilogue. So that was the epilogue, folks. And that uh that is episodes what was that, six through nine of what if we have done. We've talked the season. Yeah, next week. Uh next week we're gonna do all news. Nothing but news. All news. Yes, all news. We talked no news this week. So that's why it's an epilogue, not an episode. And next week we're gonna be talking all news because there's plenty of stuff that's happened that's come out, and then we are also gonna talk about what happened with DC Fandome and what they released. So when we talk about the news and we're done talking about the news, there's more news. So all news. Nothing but news. And then after that, I believe Eternals comes out. So we're gonna have to talk about Eternals.
SPEAKER_17Eternals.
SPEAKER_10And then uh there'll there'll be a little there'll be a little space in between. I don't know exactly when any of the Star Wars stuff is well, we've we can we could talk about Star Wars Vision. You can do we could do Visions. Visions is all done. So we could say we were gonna do a Halloween episode. We did talk about a Halloween episode and talk about Candyman. We might as well just do a non-Halloween episode and still talk about Candyman because that comes out of this month or November, beginning of November. Don't definitely on the Blu-rays and stiffs.
SPEAKER_17That I'm gonna get on Blu-ray. Right. That's good. That's definitely an upgrade movie. So there you go.
SPEAKER_10Nice.
SPEAKER_17There you go.
SPEAKER_10Alright, well then we have to we'll just have to do that. We'll we'll we'll definitely be talking news next week and then eternals, and then we'll figure it out. We will.
SPEAKER_17We're just trying to figure it out as we go along, is how we do this.
SPEAKER_10As everyone is.
SPEAKER_17And then the plane flies over right at the end of the Yes!
SPEAKER_06Yeah, the plane!
SPEAKER_13The plane to the danger zone, chant damn, to the danger zone and chantam.
SPEAKER_04I feel the need, the need for spade.
SPEAKER_13And I feel the need, the need for chantams. Shh.
SPEAKER_05Come on down the chantams, including the stress, please, that's right.
SPEAKER_10You get a free piece if you catch it when it throws through a ring of fire. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. Gotta film that. We'll make the we'll make them the best commercial that they deserve. Best deser uh commercial that any Chantam could ever deserve is that commercial, and we will be filming it.
SPEAKER_03Oh man, I just want somebody to try to catch the pizza.
SPEAKER_00Oh, it's hot! Why do you use so much sauce? It's everywhere, it's burning me. No pizza needs this much sauce. Oh Lord. But it does taste like garlic, so that's good.
SPEAKER_17I am going to be at work riding on a pilot deck through the freezer by myself. I'm gonna laugh out loud thinking about just somebody catching a hot pizza.
SPEAKER_10As it's flung through a ring of fire.
SPEAKER_17As it's flung through a ring of fire, the strange supreme.
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SPEAKER_17Awesome. Yes. That was some pretty good meat and potatoes, man. A lot of it. Two episodes, two episodes worth of meat and potatoes. I'm full. Me too. And I'm I'm pleasant I'm pleasantly full. Yes. It's wonderful. Indeed. It's like chicken soup for the soul, this thing. It's awesome. Chantans for the soul.
SPEAKER_12Chantans for the soul.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_17All right, man.
SPEAKER_10So that was a good episode. That was a good episode.
SPEAKER_17We must say our goodbyes. We'll say our goodbyes. As always, everybody. Thank you for listening. Thank you for tuning in. Love yourself. Love everybody. Get vaccinated. Stay safe. And as always, I am Achilly.
SPEAKER_10And I am Justin.
SPEAKER_17We will see you on the next one.
SPEAKER_10Take care, everybody.
SPEAKER_17Peace.