Mini 1 - Crushes - 90s Musicians

Join us for our first Nostalgic Mini! 
We'll go over our top 5 crushes from the 90s and who we'd "marry, bone, or kill" 

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Transcript

Ashley: 0:00

What's up? My favorite groupies. It's me. Ashley.

Aaron: 0:02

Hello? Nostalgic friends. I'm Aaron

Garret: 0:04

and I'm Garrett.

Ashley: 0:05

And you're listening to nostalgic,

Aaron: 0:08

Manny

Ashley: 0:09

mm-hmm

Garret: 0:16

so we're talking about celebrity crushes, nineties musicians, who we had the hots for way back when, when we were, still, growing.

Aaron: 0:25

I'm still growing

Garret: 0:26

Are you cause you're super tall already. I and growing. Wait, a commercial like that where it was like

Aaron: 0:34

on

Ashley: 0:34

button commercial. He did not just make that up.

Aaron: 0:35

I'm so good on the spot.

Ashley: 0:37

okay. since you picked this category, I must admit and I was so into bands and I remember just being like, oh my God bands are so hot. But when we actually started looking through this, I had a hard time finding a list of hot nineties people. Like what is that?

Garret: 0:49

I will admit this was a. Pick so we tried doing a top 10 list and we all got just a little bit more than five.

Ashley: 0:56

see. I was the

Aaron: 0:57

opposite. I thought I only had one or two I'm like, I know my number one for sure. Number two but then I started looking and I was like, Ooh,

Ashley: 1:04

Nineties women, man. That's where it's at. I was like, yeah, I would put her, I would put her

Garret: 1:11

I've a much easier time had I was choosing women, which is

Aaron: 1:15

then and now that's my list then. Well, that's what it was supposed to be. Now. They turned out, I'm like,

Ashley: 1:21

oh, right. Yeah, that makes a big difference. I actually have one that made the list because of now. cuz I had looked him up and I remember being like, all right, I remember him being okay. And of course now I look at him and I'm like, so nineties, But when I saw him now, I was like, okay, he's making the list.

Garret: 1:36

oh yeah, there's a few people now that I'm like, Hmm. okay. Let's get started. So I'll do my number five.

Ashley: 1:43

And so we're saying though five is really at the bottom of the list, right? the least correct? Right. We're counting down. Okay.

Garret: 1:49

We're doing countdown. and

Aaron: 1:50

then what are we doing with our top three?

Garret: 1:52

you have to marry bone or kill and bone is in. Do I want, do

Ashley: 1:56

you or publicly embarrassed?

Garret: 2:00

So Ashley doesn't want to kill her number

Ashley: 2:02

one, I'm having issues with the killing. I love true crime. I can't actually wanna pull one off. We're

Garret: 2:07

forcing her, she's gonna have to do it. and you have to say it,

Ashley: 2:09

Ashley, I just wanna put like a whoopy cushion in their seat. during a press conference.

Garret: 2:14

I don't, we're gonna make you channel Michael Myers and we're gonna have to

Ashley: 2:19

go for it. Or what were we saying earlier, what'd you call it crash? Ashley, my crazy Ashley,

Garret: 2:25

likely you weren't supposed to kill all of, to 60

Ashley: 2:28

people.

Aaron: 2:30

Not one to kills and all five. aboard, aboard,

Ashley: 2:34

This is a terrible idea. Okay. So number five.

Garret: 2:37

My number five is Henry Rawlins. he was in the Henry Rawlins band. Right. I remember seeing him. at the time I wanna say he, he had like more pepper than salt, but he still had that salt and pepper thing going on. But his voice, when I saw this man, he was angry on stage. Like, and I was like, oh my God, what is wrong with him? But then I heard him talk. my penny started crawling off. They were just like evaporated. pretty much. There was just something extremely sexy about his voice, his demeanor, anybody who sings in front of a band moving you with their music there's something alluring about that, Yeah. But yet, but he is super progressive very intelligent. his voice is so recognizable to me.

Ashley: 3:21

It must have left an impression if you were still later, like, Ooh,

Garret: 3:23

I can't tell you any Henry reins band songs, at all, but that left such an impression that I was like, yep. what about you guys?

Ashley: 3:30

This is the one I remember him being good looking and then he made the list now. So the band lit back then he went by J Popoff now it's AJ. But I had to kind of dig for that one.

Garret: 3:40

name sounds familiar. What did he sing? the

Ashley: 3:42

main one, you know, is, can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk? Did me

Garret: 3:49

call you that? Oh yes. Now I have to

Ashley: 3:50

Look him up. what's

Garret: 3:51

his name again?

Ashley: 3:52

AJ, P O P O F. That's the only way you could say that, right? Pop off. You think that's his last name? pop. I'm thinking

Aaron: 3:59

of about the pop off, up in here.

Garret: 4:02

Oh, okay. Yeah. He's, definitely rocker tattoos all over the place. Yeah. He's

Ashley: 4:05

all tatted up. He's got sleeves

Garret: 4:07

He does look good. Now he's got a good haircut. nice beard. Okay.

Aaron: 4:12

so this is a judgment free zone, right?

Garret: 4:15

uh, no.

Ashley: 4:18

no worry about it. I really

Aaron: 4:19

had a hard time. My number one is number one by far number two, then three through 20 were pretty 20.

Ashley: 4:26

I really had to scour for these five. I did too well.

Garret: 4:29

my bad yo You're

Ashley: 4:30

good. That's good time for nineties women. I was like all of

Aaron: 4:36

TLC, so they're free. I was TBOs from TLCs and my honorable mentions, but, my number five was sporty spice from the spice girls. really. Okay. Is

Garret: 4:45

that that come? that's PO spice. spice did. I turned to you. That song that was big in like, I have no idea interviewing music. I was just remember, oh, I'm sure you Don who I liked.

Aaron: 4:56

and I wouldn't admit it if I did.

Ashley: 5:00

Yeah. Right. He liked which I really wanted. Well, mm-hmm I know that song. Everybody knows stats song. I know ginger. I know baby. She's the only one. I can't picture. She's the dark hair.

Garret: 5:09

sporty, punkish.

Aaron: 5:11

Yeah. Look her up as

Ashley: 5:12

oh, she's really pretty. Why did I not remember? Mm-hmm this is her now, too.

Garret: 5:16

they've all aged beautifully.

Ashley: 5:18

outfits were the worst. That's why I didn't remember her. She always wore track paint. So this is

Aaron: 5:22

based on terrible. Not any kind of talent This is solely low and solely. You're kidding me being a teenager.

Ashley: 5:30

Her six now though. I get the sporty. It's not the clothes. It's the under the clothes.

Garret: 5:35

number four number to four. so mine was Duncan chic.

Ashley: 5:40

I am barely breathing.

Aaron: 5:42

Oh yeah.

Garret: 5:43

The hair. Yeah. he was definitely one of those that I loved that song. he had a couple more hits, so he wasn't like a one hit wonder, I think he started doing, music for Broadway shows I really liked his voice. he's got dark hair, really nice eyes. He's fair skinned.

Ashley: 5:57

I mean, he looked very like a Twilight like if he stood out in the sun, he might sparkle. very,

Garret: 6:02

no, no, no. I'm just scratching him off. I now, he is quite pale, And it's weird for me, cuz I usually only liked older guys and he is older, but he's got a very boyish look when I was more into him, yeah

Ashley: 6:15

he does. Do you remember? You accidentally karaoked this song because I didn't know the words to it. And I think, I don't feel like I had the microphone.

Garret: 6:23

all right. So you were on stage and I asked you to sing it and you're like, but I don't really know it mm-hmm And so I was like, no, you know how it goes? I was singing it to you. to me jewelry had the microphone behind me where I couldn't see it. So yes, I kind of did karaoke she was like, yeah, great job. And I was like, what are you talking about? She was like, I had the microphone do the entire time. And I was like, It was too many it was

Ashley: 6:45

okay. My number four. Is Dave Navarro from Jane's addiction. He was a guitarist And I remember having a James addiction shirt and besides Jane says, knowing no other Jane addiction songs, but it was just because I thought Dave Navarro was so hot now, he, uh, does a tattoo show in

Aaron: 7:01

masters. Yeah. That's Masters's what I really know. Wasn't he in red hot chili peppers

Garret: 7:05

that's the only way I know him. they got him in for that red hot minute album. and he was only in for that album, I want to say that was one with rollercoaster on it. I could be wrong.

Aaron: 7:15

Oh, I do love that story. Yeah. One hot minute in 1995.

Ashley: 7:17

Okay. yeah. Now he's like, you know, he's cool. He's super stylish. he's always dressed to the nines. I don't think I would go for him now. It was more like that guys. An eyeliner were a thing for me.

Garret: 7:27

that he was tall.

Aaron: 7:28

Carmen, electro,

Ashley: 7:29

They were married.

Garret: 7:30

Did you see their wedding invitations? did you get one? You

Ashley: 7:34

were invited. We were not,

Aaron: 7:36

off the he's kill Mine must have been lost in the mail. I guess.

Garret: 7:41

they had a, special on when they were getting married and they sent out these invitations of them in like, the morgue, and they were pretending to be dead. And I was like, yes, that's my, and I was like, alright, where to curse the marriage.

Ashley: 7:53

but I feel like that's, more his style. I would expect that from him. But

Garret: 7:57

I think Carmen Electra is so cool. I had a crush on car Electra and Jenny McCarthy. their personality made them hot cuz they were so fun.

Aaron: 8:05

they would be on if we just did. top five or top 10? Just people,

Ashley: 8:09

Not just

Aaron: 8:10

musicians, just, yeah. So, well, they're like, I'm

Ashley: 8:13

Is that what we're calling them as actresses? I don't is that.

Garret: 8:18

Excuse me. car electro was in scary movie and she played a very funny part.

Ashley: 8:21

That's probably like her really being serious and they told her it was a serious movie. And then they're like, just kidding. You know what I mean? Like Right. They're like, it's a horror movie. Run the lines I'm just kidding I know Jenny McCarthy wrote that movie The one where she has her period and she's slipping through the,

Garret: 8:36

Yes. What is that movie called?

Ashley: 8:38

I don't like period humor.

Garret: 8:41

it was a lot of blood,

Ashley: 8:44

thing. It's just a thing. any who? All right. Aaron, my

Garret: 8:47

number four, four was Ali.

Ashley: 8:50

She's no longer

Garret: 8:50

with this

Aaron: 8:52

but when she was, she was amazing.

Ashley: 8:54

Yeah.

Aaron: 8:54

Songs she could dance acting was so, so she was in Rome must die, which I really liked back in the day

Ashley: 9:01

She was in a vampire movie too. Queen she, the damn

Garret: 9:04

it was terrible, so she had died while they were making that movie she went into wherever she did her last music video that plane crashed from there. But she still didn't do all of her voice work, her brother, which is weird now that you think about it, had to go in and finish some of her lines. I knew that she

Aaron: 9:23

had passed away before she completed them. I didn't realize that her brother had to go in

Garret: 9:27

and do it though. it worked, but the movie wasn't great.

Ashley: 9:29

I don't remember it leaving an impression.

Garret: 9:30

Yeah,

Aaron: 9:31

I do remember going to it just because Ali was in it,

Ashley: 9:34

yeah, mm-hmm, I think she would still be around, she made such an impression in that short time that she like an Amy wine house where I'm like, ah, what would you be doing now?

Aaron: 9:42

so sad. You about

Garret: 9:43

the young, super talented, Definitely too soon.

Ashley: 9:45

Yeah,

Aaron: 9:46

Okay.

Garret: 9:46

So my number three, was sort of late in the nineties, Enrique ILAs, this is when Latin fever hit everywhere JLo. was super popular. Mark Anthony and Ricky Martin mm-hmm oh yeah, So Enrique GLAS came out and I was like, who is this? I love. Latin men, I could definitely see it.

Aaron: 10:05

he was tall, muscular,

Ashley: 10:07

Was he muscular hair? Why did I think he was skinny? Not necessarily

Aaron: 10:10

muscular, but he was

Garret: 10:11

tone. yes,

Ashley: 10:12

and He was with Anna? Corn Cova or

Garret: 10:13

that tennis star. I think they were married. I think they're still

Aaron: 10:16

together mad. Like

Ashley: 10:18

tennis. Yeah. I guess

Aaron: 10:20

was with her. If that's what you wanna

Garret: 10:24

he just had that Latin swag. He was sexy. His songs were cool. I did find out he's very pro gay. He actually brought A teenager or he could have been a young, like twenties twink or something, he put his arm around him and Seren aid him on stage at one of his concerts. Oh. Funny story though. Enrique lost a bet and he had the jet ski naked he ended up doing it at night cause I looked for that video. I was like, is this video search? The dark web? Oh my God. and my life as a hacker started then. You couldn't see anything? He did it at night.

Ashley: 10:56

Don't threaten me with a good time. That sounds like, come on. I

Aaron: 10:59

love Jack. So why?

Ashley: 11:02

my number three. Would be Gwen Stefani. she was punk rock, she was leading a band. her music was good mm-hmm she would do karate kicks during the show. Like she just had her own style you look at it now and it's not good style now, but then it was forging its own path. I, a

Garret: 11:16

hundred percent agree with you. she was different in, she made her own shtick in that sort of field.

Ashley: 11:21

I loved, she had a Rocka, Billy style, some things mm-hmm and then sometimes she was punk nothing defined her. She was not in a box. She was just when Stefani

Garret: 11:28

I completely agree with that statement. No, I mean,

Aaron: 11:34

Did my brain was like, oh, you just made a fun of bro. Aaron, my number three,

Garret: 11:41

Shania Twain.

Aaron: 11:42

I did not like country music, but I lived with somebody that did and

Garret: 11:46

What about her? Did you like to put her on number three? Cause number three's pretty high.

Aaron: 11:49

her faith hill, but they were both country, but She was different, she was a brunette and I don't know. I disliked her.

Garret: 11:55

you got like 40 people that you wrote down,

Aaron: 11:58

but I did. I dunno. I just found her very attractive, man. I don't

Ashley: 12:00

know.

Aaron: 12:01

there was this weird country music show that came on, at two in the morning and she was on it. So it was like the one channel we got at two, o'clock kind of a really funny explanation.

Ashley: 12:10

Her voice just spoke to my soul.

Garret: 12:13

what was that movie with? Tom green and they go to visit the old people and the old guy gets something that

Aaron: 12:25

all the, I say that all the time, man.

Ashley: 12:27

I bet you didn't know that DJ quals was in that movie.

Garret: 12:32

I did wait. Yeah. Who's that? Who's DJ

Ashley: 12:34

quals. He's the tall skinny guy. If Aaron had a movie, of his life, DJ quals would be the one that played him. That was in one of our earlier episodes.

Garret: 12:42

pointer. Yeah. dude. he's my people he's gay. I, can you not look it up,

Ashley: 12:49

Um, okay. Number two,

Garret: 12:51

number two, number two. my number two was in the Latin heat wave. Can you guess who number two is Ricky

Ashley: 12:56

Martin. Michael? Yes. Oh, Rick Michael. Um,

Garret: 13:04

who, what Latin heat wave were you watching?

Aaron: 13:07

Michael George Michael in

Garret: 13:10

the Latin, is he not Latin? He was like eighties and Latin all. Oh my goodness. British or

Ashley: 13:18

something? I don't see color

Garret: 13:22

apparently. yes. Ricky Martin is number two,

Ashley: 13:26

was there ever an idea that Ricky Martin was straight? I'm sorry? was it always known

Garret: 13:30

I think back then it was hard because. it is a love language and they do emote a lot of what's going on in their music and the way they dance, and their overall expression. Just a lot of things that they do exude, you know, I'm, hot everybody just wants to do me.

Aaron: 13:46

but he did finally announce it. everybody was just like, oh yeah.

Garret: 13:48

It's not like

Aaron: 13:49

DJ qual is like finding out

Garret: 13:50

I was surprised about that one as well. Right. But yeah. Ricky, he has a great voice. there was just something about him that I was just like, man, that guy is so hot. And, I remember buying his album and loving his voice, loving how he looked. but I read his autobiography His journey was a really incredible one. I highly recommend that book if you like, biographies. That man is just sexy. A and He has aged like a fine one. he's got a beard now, some tats, he's got a couple kids damn.

Aaron: 14:17

Mm-hmm mm-hmm like, I'm living DaVita loca when they did that on Shrek was one of the best parts of Trek also.

Ashley: 14:23

I really can't hear it now without thinking about Trek. I can say that but I always like sheep banged, sheep banged. She

Garret: 14:29

moved I can't think of that song because I always think of, uh,

Aaron: 14:33

Henry Wong or whatever.

Ashley: 14:34

Oh yeah. The one that went on, American American idol.

Garret: 14:39

Hung William hung.

Aaron: 14:40

Yeah. William hung.

Garret: 14:41

Yeah. I can't unsee what he did to that song. he

Aaron: 14:44

came out with a whole album

Ashley: 14:45

no joke. Did he remake other songs? Yes. He just karaoke

Garret: 14:48

songs,

Aaron: 14:49

rocket man,

Ashley: 14:50

Yeah, no joke. I mean, Hey dude, honestly, I am kind of happy to see when the low end of the American idol can come out on top. Like Ryan dude, that's your moment. And take it and

Aaron: 15:01

go milk for everything you can William on

Garret: 15:04

that was a fat cow. He still got that P of milk. mm-hmm

Ashley: 15:08

All right. my number two, is one that you're gonna know, but you may not know, which is Mike nest. from social distortion. He was punk rock. rockability all tatted up, had some eyeliner on, guitars, eyeliner tattoos. you got me, you know, that was my checklist.

Garret: 15:24

He's

Ashley: 15:24

attractive. he still looks okay now, but I loved social distortion. And, he reminded me of kind of like a Johnny Casius where his songs were always about the underdog the dude in prison something like that.

Garret: 15:34

I'm like go on.

Ashley: 15:35

he definitely was a hurt soul and I'm always attracted to that. Like you're broken. Can I fix you? No, let

Aaron: 15:40

me, you

Ashley: 15:42

I'll have to work. Interesting. He's not one that is well known. I think he was even around more mid eighties, but I knew him in the nineties I'm sticking to it.

Garret: 15:49

Mm-hmm I mean, he is 60 now. I just looked it up.

Ashley: 15:53

right. He's got a little bit on me. That's okay.

Aaron: 15:55

All right. my number two was Britney Spears.

Ashley: 15:59

sure she was gonna be number one.

Garret: 16:01

Interesting. Number

Aaron: 16:01

two. I mean, I think I was the same age as her, when her first video came out and I thought we bonded mm-hmm this was old Britney then,

Ashley: 16:10

yeah. If we compared them to who they are now, like our list would be much thinner. So we are going by them in the nineties. at their prime mm-hmm mm-hmm

Garret: 16:17

Nope.

Aaron: 16:17

that's it? My list is very simple, but you know,

Ashley: 16:20

I feel like ours are like, I just heard their voice and both of my soul and I didn't care what they look like because I loved them already.

Aaron: 16:27

mine were all looks based.

Ashley: 16:29

she was 17. I was S they

Aaron: 16:31

Aller based

Ashley: 16:33

oh, I don't know how I'm gonna edit this. Our grandma might listen.

Aaron: 16:37

for three veterans not to curse very much, I think is

Garret: 16:40

pretty impressive. Oh my God. if there was an. Award for us, not swearing. We should get that because you know, in the military, embellishing a sentence with anything F word or whatever, was mandatory, oh, sentence

Aaron: 16:50

enhancers, for sure. As soon as soon as we stop recording, I just start, like, I have Tourettes.

Garret: 16:56

Wait. I have heard that if you do swear, there's gotta be a balance, but it shows it is a sign of intelligence. That

Ashley: 17:03

is by somebody who just really likes to cuss

Aaron: 17:05

that was done by the national

Garret: 17:06

curing. I, I'm take it as a win.

Ashley: 17:09

I'm gonna use that because

Garret: 17:12

so what do you think? My number one is Ashley. you already said it.

Ashley: 17:15

Oh, did I? Was it George? Michael?

Garret: 17:17

Yes. George. Michael. it really was. I was like, how does this girl don't me so well, I'm like, oh yeah. 20 something years.

Aaron: 17:24

Yeah, I know that.

Garret: 17:25

George Michael, I remember having the hots for him, even when I was like 10, You know how you like somebody and you don't know, like you have a crush on them, but, you're in awe of them, his videos with the models, too funky for me. with that beard and his cool hair, he just exuded sex. he wrote a song about sex. all of his videos. Everyone is dressed to the nines. It's like a fun party and he is just hot. I remember him doing a video of Queens, somebody to love. And I was talking about him to my dad, Jim. And I was like, oh, is this, this and this? He's like, yay. He's got good hair.

Aaron: 18:00

I

Garret: 18:00

was like, that's it. I was like, he's an incredible singer.

Ashley: 18:02

sounds like Aaron with his list she's got,

Garret: 18:05

is that all? I do think it's funny though that my top two. Ended up coming out gay later on. I think I would naturally gravitate towards men who I just instinctly. I mean, there is a thing called gaydar and for a long time, mine was pretty perfect. Now, not so much, but

Ashley: 18:23

I always did think he had that father figure song. I was like, mm, figure. We know what this is about. yeah. Yeah. I had a feeling. I loved that album though, with, faith on it. I love, yeah, that was a great

Garret: 18:34

song. That whole album, all of it was good.

Ashley: 18:36

all. So my number one was the only one that I knew right away. It is funny because he was married to number three. That is the biggest thing way we going get

Garret: 18:45

is it David Bowie? No,

Ashley: 18:47

Gary, it's not, I don't think I wanted to do Bowie. I think I wanted to be Bowie. okay, well, yeah, in the movie, but other than that wanted to mm-hmm

Garret: 18:54

Gavin Rowell

Ashley: 18:55

Yeah. So singer Bush. and when you look him up, he was, Nineties, hair parted right down the middle He always wore chokers and he just wore those like 90 sweater things That like corded sweater. I remember seeing them and being like, yes, he's the one he did try to do acting and I loved the movie, which was Constantine with Kiana Reeves And he played like one of the demons he had one line and it was so bad that I was like, why did they let him do this?

Garret: 19:20

Did you see it? like the angels, right?

Ashley: 19:22

so it's got, I can't remember her name. She always plays an angel or, um, Matilda Swanson. Yes. Matilda Swanson's in it as one of the fallen angels I love her. Yeah. And the guy who played the devil he was on the Volkswagen commercials for a while.

Garret: 19:36

I know the actor you're talking about. I don't know his.

Aaron: 19:38

Yeah. I had a bootleg movie of Constantine. And so like halfway through it switched languages, And so I thought it

Garret: 19:44

was part of the movie then I realized, did you finish the movie? No, I hadn't heard it

Aaron: 19:48

off. Right. Seen the whole thing before. You've never seen the

Ashley: 19:51

whole thing. Yeah. I love the way they're portrayed the devil, when he had the black feet and the way he, came down and they negotiated and I thought it was good,

Aaron: 20:00

I just thought, he was speaking different language. cause even the subtitles were in,

Ashley: 20:04

like I was gonna ask that. Did you put subtitles

Garret: 20:07

on? Oh, that would really old pirated movie.

Ashley: 20:12

gangsta. All right. That's mine. I feel like he would've made a lot of women's number one lesson. No, I agree. I definitely was big at the time. That was the first air quoting rock album I ever had in love.

Garret: 20:23

Really? Yeah. so my number

Aaron: 20:25

one's gonna be kinda awkward now that Ashley has said that one, because Gwen Stefani was my number.

Ashley: 20:31

Really great. So how weird is it, man? He's mine

Aaron: 20:35

yeah, I'm talking blue hair, like braces,

Ashley: 20:38

she, and you didn't even chime in when I was talking about our styling, her outfit. I know.

Garret: 20:41

you wanna give it away? no, I

Aaron: 20:43

get it. I get it. When you said that, I was like, what the hell? I understand, but

Ashley: 20:47

yeah. Right. Mm-hmm yeah, she's still I get it. Oh, I know, but she's different now. Part of me is like, yes, she is so beautiful. Part of me thinks she's sold out in a weird way because I agree. I loved her the way she was. I thought she was so beautiful. And now I feel like she went Hollywood and I know she's trying to not age or whatever, but when she got her nose job and Wait, she got a nose job. Yeah, dude, you don't even recognize her. I didn't recognize her at first. and She is beautiful, but she's cookie cutter now where, before that's not what made Gwen Stefani, Gwen Stefani. She was, natural. She paved her own path. now she's trying not to age in Hollywood, which I know is, I don't know. I imagine is awful. I'm sure. It's hard. She's in front of the camera, but now It's not the same. Yeah. She's with Blake

Aaron: 21:29

Shelton, there was, or

Garret: 21:31

they got married.

Aaron: 21:32

Mm-hmm I can't

Garret: 21:33

keep

Ashley: 21:33

track, I like Blake though, He's kind of an asshole, but that's what I like about him.

Garret: 21:37

I've got problems. have a type.

Ashley: 21:39

Did you call my husband an asshole?

Garret: 21:44

So we've now come to who you guys would marry. Who you'd or who you'd kill from your top three. go ahead. So Aaron, you wanna go? Oh, I wanna go first.

Aaron: 21:53

I'm doing mine as young and then as now, Got it back in the day. I would've married. Gwen Stefani phone, Brittany and killed Shania. Sorry,

Garret: 22:03

Siah. poor. Oh my, she was the nice her fan club.

Aaron: 22:07

but now it would switch. I would marry Nia still bone Brittany and kill Gwen Oh,

Garret: 22:13

damn

Ashley: 22:14

she gone. okay, so why would you marry Nia? Country,

Aaron: 22:17

girl,

Ashley: 22:17

guys going on. I bet she's freaky though. She seems nice, but freaky

Garret: 22:21

lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.

Ashley: 22:23

one of the things I was reading when I started looking up this married bone kill was. People were asking if you are boning them, then is the marriage celibate. don't, isn't that defeat the purpose cuz you get to bone, the married person too.

Garret: 22:38

it's a little bit like going into it too deep, but I do think the marriage would be a normal marriage, but this would be like that one off, you have one night of passionate sex

Ashley: 22:47

Justin and I have talked about, we have a celebrity list. Like if they knock on the door today. Oh yeah, I get free pass yeah. Just saying if chubby Chris PRT from parks and rec knocks on the door. I get to go with him for

Garret: 23:00

one night.

Aaron: 23:01

yeah, Jenny's a slash it slash slash.

Garret: 23:04

OK. Oh my gosh. It's a free like slash now or slash nineties. Both. Does he look

Ashley: 23:09

any different? I thought he looked exactly. Uh, We saw him a couple years ago and, and she was still

Aaron: 23:14

like mm-hmm oh yeah. I said, if

Ashley: 23:16

go on, right. If he, if the offer's there you go for it. Yeah. That's for sure. Can

Garret: 23:22

you imagine if you actually got that offer?

Ashley: 23:24

that's why it's like never gonna happen. Cause the thing is if Chris PR showed up, he'd have to be the parks and rec Chris PR not the dinosaur one, you know? So he is gotta gain some weights, like a roll and, and you say

Aaron: 23:34

that you had given free path, but would you really like, I know

Garret: 23:37

Ashley has yeah. Ashley hast like tied down. He's she's four feeding him.

Ashley: 23:39

I need you to lose the six back and then we can talk. Yeah, you gotta earn this. Also I'm a never nude, so you're not gonna see me naked.

Garret: 23:48

yeah. So Ashley, you wanna go or you want me to go?

Ashley: 23:50

You go because you have a young and old too, right? I only have the

Garret: 23:54

one list. Okay. the younger me would marry George Michael, cuz I thought my life would be amazing. definitely bone Ricky Martin. it be freaky. back then, it could have been freaking, the signs of the lambs guy and I would've been like, okay, I'll put the lotions on the skin. Sure. What do you want me to do? I would've been up for anything. and I would kill Enrique, unfortunately. But now I would totally a hundred percent Mary Ricky, he is like daddy central God. that would be an awesome marriage. And he seems very balanced, and then I would bone Enrique and then I would kill George, Michael. Someone was already dead. That's not nice.

Aaron: 24:30

Leah was actually my third instead of Shania mm-hmm but she's already dead, so I didn't wanna have, but you couldn't

Garret: 24:38

put it in there cuz you were younger and she was still alive when you were young. I know, but

Aaron: 24:42

didn't seem right to me.

Ashley: 24:43

I'm sorry. Yeah. He's not a monster Garrett. okay. So mine are hard. They were all rock stars. I would definitely bone Mike nest. That's just out there. I don't even need to think about that one. Oh, okay. And I guess I, I don't know.

Garret: 24:57

I. Ashley. You're not really marrying them. this is a big

Ashley: 25:02

It took me 10. It took me 10 years to say yes to this one. So I think I would marry Gavin, cuz he seemed like a good husband and then I'd kill Gwen

Garret: 25:10

oh my God, poor Gwen.

Aaron: 25:12

she had killed

Ashley: 25:12

by both of us. But Gavin I would've married him and then divorced him when he did that movie, it's ruined him for me forever. he had this line where he goes, dang, you're looking good. And he goes and I was just like, no.

Garret: 25:24

Oh I can't. How

Aaron: 25:26

can you mess that up though? I

Ashley: 25:27

don't know.

Aaron: 25:28

Apparently he did

Ashley: 25:29

yeah, no, I made it through production guys. Doesn't he have people.

Garret: 25:33

I can just see Ashley and him married and then like she comes home one day and she's like, look, I saw the movie. He's like, what'd you think? So normally I would say it's me, you know, not you, but it's, you you're acting sucks and

Ashley: 25:44

what do you talk? Like we would be at the premier and I would walk out. I'd be

Aaron: 25:51

like, TMZ, we

Garret: 25:53

separate

Aaron: 25:54

yep. All right. Well, if you have a top five or your Merry bone kill, please share'em with us. visit us@ournostalgicpodcast.com. All of our social media sites, the Twitter's up and rolling. And we're even

Garret: 26:08

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Aaron: 26:09

Hey, as always, thank you for hanging with us and, subscribe

Garret: 26:13

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Ashley: 26:14

Thanks guys. Ashley, the door. I don't know the words

Garret: 26:20

I'm not gonna sing cuz I'm terrible at singing so closest half.

Ashley: 26:23

Oh, that's all I had.

Garret: 26:24

oh, you're not gonna belt

Ashley: 26:25

it out. No, thanks for listening to a mini.

Garret: 26:28

let us know what you think. our next mini is gonna be on The Mandela

Aaron: 26:32

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Ashley: 26:37

episode. You'll have to listen. Don't Google it. don't you dare

Aaron: 26:42

Google it, right? Yeah.

Garret: 26:43

Put the keyboard down. Yeah. Put the keyboard

Ashley: 26:45

down. You must come back.