2000s Fictional Crushes

Today we list our Top 5 Fictional Crushes from the 2000s! Books, Movies, Video Games and More! From SuperHero to Paper Factory! Yay! 

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Ashley: 0:00

what's up y'all? It's me, Ashley. Hello,

Aaron: 0:02

nostalgic

Garret: 0:03

friends. It's Aaron and it's me, Garrett. And you're listening to Nost, alg. A

Aaron: 0:08

mini, another menu coming straight at you. Like the little mini hearts that you get for Valentine's Day or Whatever normal people do for Valentine's Day.

Garret: 0:31

Mm. Do they still make those? The hearts? Yes.

Aaron: 0:33

You can get'em customized and all kinds of stuff.

Garret: 0:36

Yeah. Ashley sounded really happy

Ashley: 0:37

about that because they're gross. They get like chalky and they're just not worth it. You're right, you're right. But we are having a crush episode on Valentine's Days coming.

Garret: 0:45

Mm-hmm. More specifically, we are talking about the top fictional crushes of the two thousands. Now this could mean you like the character, but you don't necessarily like the actor.

Ashley: 0:56

And When you say fictional though, it could be book, movie,

Aaron: 1:00

video games.

Ashley: 1:01

comic book

Aaron: 1:02

Mine are not from books, so I can already tell you that.

Garret: 1:06

Yeah. Let's, get into it. We'll be doing the least favorite to the most favorite. And then after that we'll be seeing who we wanna marry, who we want to kill, and who we want to bone

Ashley: 1:17

kill or, whatever.

Garret: 1:20

Ashley wants to publicly shame instead of kill, but we're keeping her to the rules.

Ashley: 1:24

We're not murderers here. I can start us off. it's Legos from Lord of the Rings played by Orlando Bloom. You're gonna notice that I have a theme the ones I think are hot are mostly characters I don't know if I'm into cosplay or what, but they're vampires, and elves. And then the ones I wanna marry are like nerdy dudes. anyway, Legos there was just something about him. He didn't even really have a lot of lines. I don't particularly like Orlando Bloom. There was no other movie that I was like, yeah. And he was in the book, but when I read the Lord of the Ring books, I wasn't like, I wanna be on that. But In the movie, There was just something there. He's got the eye thing. He looks very intense and he's got long blonde hair, which that's not really a thing for me.

Garret: 2:07

I was gonna say, you don't normally like blondes.

Ashley: 2:10

And I don't normally like longer hair. I mean I did when I was in high school, but that was a phase,

Garret: 2:14

do you think it's maybe his confidence with the bone arrows?

Ashley: 2:16

Yeah, and I like his banter back and forth between the dwarf. Oh yeah.

Aaron: 2:20

It's always good.

Ashley: 2:21

It still only counts as one or whatever when she kills that

Aaron: 2:23

elephant. I really think my wife, I think that's really the only reason she liked the loader rings was because of his character. just Every time he would come on and like, you okay over

Ashley: 2:31

there, he just, something about him, he's just very stoic. he's Nimble and I don't know, he's just cute.

Garret: 2:36

he's a badass.

Ashley: 2:37

It just did it for me.

Garret: 2:38

Interesting. Mm-hmm. Mr. Aaron, what is your number? Five.

Aaron: 2:42

Okay. My number five is completely opposite from the rest of my list. Which would be Donna from the seventies show. Oh, right. Laura, I don't know how you say her last name. Prepon.

Ashley: 2:54

prepping? I don't know. Prepping.

Aaron: 2:55

Mm-hmm. Every one of mine has really hard to pronounce names. Almost. No they don't. Just one more.

Ashley: 3:02

everyone except

Aaron: 3:03

for three. Ok. One of'em has a really hard natural I just liked her. She was the girl next door,

Ashley: 3:07

How about in anything else? Like Orange is the New Black

Aaron: 3:10

No, not really. even though I never really watched that show. That's a show where I come in and I'm, I ask my wife, Hey, what's going on? And she gets me up to speed. All right, I'm out

Garret: 3:20

She Did look very different in that black hair makes her look wildly different.

Ashley: 3:25

It took me a minute to adjust to her being in that role, cuz I knew her as Donna for so long. that. I know. Did you guys watch that nineties show? She does make a few appearances, isn't it? No. Not yet, it makes me feel old, but it's cute. Garrett, what about you? My number five started out when I was a teenager, but his show started in the two thousands. David Boian from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and from his show Angel, there's something about his character that I was like, oh my God, he is so hot. And after Angel was done I saw him in other things. And don't get me wrong, he's very attractive guy, but

Garret: 3:58

uh,

Ashley: 3:58

I want him back as Angel. I wouldn't do in bones or anything else. There was just something about his character that mysterious sort of nature. He's lived for hundreds of years

Garret: 4:07

and I was like,

Ashley: 4:07

here,

Garret: 4:08

eat

Ashley: 4:08

my neck., go ahead, Well, you

Aaron: 4:10

probably can't pick him to kill because he wouldn't die. Well, I guess he could

Ashley: 4:17

Okay. Hi, number four is Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Mm. What's not to love? He's got good hair. He's such a turd. He is just kind of a jerk, but that's what the ladies love,

Garret: 4:28

that's a really Strange way to say you have Aru on somebody. You're a turd. I like you.

Ashley: 4:33

I'm trying not to cuss a lot. So turd has been my word instead of saying a-hole.

Garret: 4:37

You have officially turned into your mother. You're like, she's

Ashley: 4:40

a real bee Yeah, it's true. So yeah, he's wearing a white beater. He's got one-liners it's just Wolverine. Yeah. he's tough and mysterious and kind of quiet. But when he does say, say something, it's gonna land.

Aaron: 4:51

if I was doing a man crush list, he would be on my list.

Garret: 4:53

The character is hot. He doesn't give a what anybody thinks. He's got claws hopefully don't come out if you're making whoopy with him.

Ashley: 5:00

Is it mystique That was like, you left a mark He left a scar in my

Aaron: 5:04

heart. Okay. my number four was Rin Ishi from Kill Bill one N. Yeah. Oh man. Mm-hmm. Lucy, Lou.

Ashley: 5:13

I go automatically into like if we do Mary. and kill. I'm I would not marry that woman. Because you would, you wouldn't wake up one day she crazy. Especially if she says it in English or American or whatever she says. So

Aaron: 5:25

you know, she business, I'm no

Ashley: 5:28

in Japanese.

Garret: 5:31

She'd be like, honey, did you drink the last of the milk? And you're like, no, no, no, I didn't. I swear to God I didn't.

Aaron: 5:36

Yeah,

Garret: 5:38

what about her character that made you just be like, fall in love?

Aaron: 5:42

She's a badass. She's a boss. She's a world renowned sniper. Assassin. Which is kind of scary now that I really think

Ashley: 5:52

about. When you said it, I was like, I feel like we all need therapy. Um,

Aaron: 5:58

yeah,

Garret: 5:58

I'm seeing a theme here with all of us

Aaron: 6:01

Everyone on the rest of my list could kill me with their pinky. Pretty much. So

Ashley: 6:06

he likes a strong female

6:07

character.

Garret: 6:08

I guess. yeah. What you thinking about Rin killing people. Oh, okay.

Ashley: 6:14

Yeah. Oh, she's probably freaky. I'm gonna give her that. she's definitely gonna make it worthwhile there, Like a black widow, kind of freaky where afterwards you just disappear. for

Garret: 6:25

real. Keep Aaron in the freaking bedroom so long. He is. Got his face on a milk cup Yeah. All right, my number four is on a theme. Dominic Purcell as Dracula in Blade Trinity. It was the final one with Wesley Snipes came out in 2003 or four and I'm watching it and I'm like, okay, this is cool. And he comes out as Dracula and I was like, who is this guy? My mouth dropped. He is so sexy. He was a newer actor at the time, and that was I think one of his first roles. But man, just dropped dead buzzed head he just had this confidence and I was like, you can drain all the blood out of me. I don't care. give me one night and then we will be good.

Ashley: 7:06

He has no neck, his head is as wide. It just goes. I mean,

Garret: 7:09

he's a big dude. Yeah. Which is, nice. I like that. I don't know what happened. It has to be the character. Because he doesn't look wildly different. But man, that character in that movie, have y'all ever seen that meme with the girl, with the panties and it's just her legs and the panties are down and says, not gonna need these anymore.

Aaron: 7:26

that was me. He would be on my all time list of badass villains. I think he would be pretty high. Yeah. Cause he was awesome

Ashley: 7:35

from Blade Trinity. Yeah. We should do an episode on best villains. Put it on the list.. Mm-hmm. Okay. My third and final, no, it's not final

Aaron: 7:44

dunno.

Ashley: 7:45

I dunno where I got that. I wanted to build it up a little bit. is Eric Northman and he is from the True Blood Series. And he was played by Alex Scars guard

Garret: 7:55

I started reading the books and Ashley and I were roommates and she was like, you are flying through these books. And even I was like, he sounds hot.

Ashley: 8:02

it was over, before it even started He's six five, really toned again, blonde. See, I have blondes, I don't know why I like him quiet and fierce, that's it. Eric Northman, if you haven't watched True Blood, and If you haven't, just don't it hasn't aged it got really bad at the end anyway. But I rewatched it recently and I pretty much just fast forwarded through all the parts except for the parts that Eric was in. He's this a hundred year old vampire who's super down to business, doesn't care about humans. He's got his prodigy that he banters with a lot and they were just really funny together

Garret: 8:32

Wasn't Pam,

Ashley: 8:33

Pam? Yeah. It was him and Pam. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And Pam was, she got his hair. Yeah, she would dye it for him

Garret: 8:38

I did like that

Ashley: 8:39

there's one part it's just funny cuz he's this badass vampire, but she's putting foils in his hair and he comes down and he is supposed to look all tough, but he is and his hair highlighted He's like, Pam would kill me if I got anything on this oh, and the decision in the show to make him have long hair. I was like, Ugh. I think they were trying to make him Viking ish Then they cut it and I was like, okay, we're good. At first I was like, it's not. As smooth as I feel like he would be. they figured it out. I think somebody said something. bro. But anyway. Eric Northman.

Aaron: 9:07

Alright. My next and third is Laura Crawf from Tomb Raider. from The video game and then the movie okay.

Ashley: 9:15

So it wasn't the movie. It was from the video game

Aaron: 9:18

Originally. Yes. But then of course, when Angelina Joe Lee plays her, it's you

Ashley: 9:22

know, it was a good fit. I felt like it was pretty on point

Aaron: 9:25

I am a big fan the Tomb Raider series. it was where I really. Got into story video games, which my next one is kind of the same one, but Mm-hmm. present evil.

Garret: 9:34

What attracted you to the

Ashley: 9:36

character? I know we're gonna have to keep asking because I feel we're like, it was their manner and airs like, she's hot, She's hot and bad. Yeah. You can use a

Aaron: 9:44

gun. Yeah. She was a millionaire, so that helps. She had a, English accent, I

Ashley: 9:48

love it. She go, oh, eh,

Aaron: 9:51

yes. I was thinking the same thing. It's not like I never did that on purpose, just to hear it,

Garret: 9:55

Angelina Jolie played a very good to in, I did like her, I think she's a fantastic actress. Would you say you had more of a crush on, the character as a whole or Angelina Joe Lee's version

Aaron: 10:05

I did like her in some other roles but, None of them would be on my list of top five, like Laura Crawf gotcha, gotcha.

Ashley: 10:12

I was like, is it weird to say that you have a crush on a video game? I just sat, I a crush on a vampire and El wolverine. Can I really say anything? moving on

Garret: 10:22

my third crush was Russell Crow as Maximus from the movie Gladiator. He was hot in that movie. I was like, somebody pushed me into that pit. He can take that sword and chop me up and do a billion pieces. I will kill that tiger. I will save you Maximus and then you can do whatever.

Aaron: 10:39

he had me inspired to fight, throw me in the pit. I'm ready.

Ashley: 10:43

I am entertained

Aaron: 10:44

Entertained. I say that all the time.

Garret: 10:48

I think his confidence and the anger and the armor too. He was just amazing. Like drooling.

Ashley: 10:54

How did you feel about him playing in Love and Thunder? He had the same outfit on

Garret: 10:58

I remember something else came out and I was like, oh, I think he's so hot. I wanna say it might have been A Beautiful Mind. A Beautiful Mind.

Ashley: 11:04

Yeah. It was a good movie though,

Garret: 11:05

It wasn't there. It was like that crush went off a cliff and died.

Ashley: 11:09

I felt the same way. I don't think I realized it. And if you would've asked, I would've said oh my God, I have such a crush on Hugh Jackman. And then I realized, no, it's Wolverine. I would watch him in other movies, and he doesn't do it for me. He's almost got a dad bod in the other ones.

Garret: 11:21

Hey, what's wrong with that

Ashley: 11:24

This was before they were hot. This was in the two guys, they weren't, weren't in style then. they came back later. or came around, I don't know, moving forward. My number two is a tie. This is where I stopped getting out of the cosplay characters and started getting into more of people I would marry or want a date. one of'em. You're probably not gonna know, Have you ever seen the movie Ps I Love You. Yes. If you haven't Aaron May not like it, but have Jenny watch it. It was one of those that really caught me off guard. I kind of knew what it was about, but it came on and I was hooked I'm one of those people that watches movies over and over and it was one that was on my rotation for a little while. It's Hillary Swank and her husband dies and it's played by oh man. One second. Gerard Butler. Thank you Gerard Butler. I was gonna say the guy from 300 and she's coping with it. She's grieving and she's at this point where she goes on a trip to Ireland, cuz that's where they had met. And one of his childhood friends is there and his name is Billy or William. Negan,

Garret: 12:18

he plays that character. Yes.

Ashley: 12:19

Okay. Oh, I guess so. Yeah. I was like, I don't know who that is. Is played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan And the way she runs into him is he at a pub, he's playing guitar and he's just this really cute Irishman who has this great smile. And then later they end up hooking up. And he, has this line in there where she's like, I've only been with one person. It's like trying on a new pair of shoes that don't fit. And he goes, how about we go barefoot for a while? And he picks her up and takes her into the bedroom. And I was like, Woohoohoo got me. Damn.

Aaron: 12:43

Go dig

Ashley: 12:44

It did. He's got an Irish accent, which I can't do cuz it'll sound Jamaican. But it was cute. And he's not even in there for very long they hook up that one time in the end. they end up running into each other, hinting around that. There's gonna be a little something there. But yeah, he just won me. He was just boyish and adorable. Mm-hmm. And then he has tied with. Mark Ruffalo from 13 going on 30. And if you know Mark Ruffo, he's the guy who plays the Oh, and he was so cute in it. It's Jennifer Gardner and he was the chubby best friend that she doesn't really see is in love with her because she wants to be popular and then later. When she's 30 she ends up hanging out with him and he is just so cute in it. And

Aaron: 13:25

so he was the Duckie of The Ducky.

Garret: 13:28

Ew. No, you'll not tarnish

Aaron: 13:31

Margaret Ru's character

Garret: 13:33

by saying that name.

Ashley: 13:34

But what I do like about this one is it was the best friend that was in love with them that they do end up with. Where I feel like most of the time in the eighties movies, Ducky never had a chance. We all knew that. Right. he wasn't gonna get the girl I can totally see when they base not another teen movie off of Ducky, right. The one that's in love. That was brilliant. We know who this is. But yeah. So this is one where the best friend actually ends up with the girl. I, like almost all of his movies, but I'd date him, I'd hang

Aaron: 13:58

out. Mm-hmm. No.

Ashley: 13:59

Did you like him as the Hulk? he was Okay. Yeah. Green.

Garret: 14:02

She's not into those movies I

Ashley: 14:03

like, Ragner Rock and stuff like that. I like that. But

Aaron: 14:07

sounds like you really liked it. yeah.

Garret: 14:10

way to sell it. Ashley,

Ashley: 14:12

he's not one of my favorite

Aaron: 14:13

characters. If you can see Garrett's face right now, he's so disappointed in I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Okay. features. So

Ashley: 14:23

I at least watched him well, not all of them. I couldn't do irony.

Garret: 14:26

Correct. I'm like mm-hmm. the credits you just had, I took them away. Yeah.

Aaron: 14:31

Lost points.

Garret: 14:32

Ah, Okay.

Aaron: 14:33

My number two is Alice from Resident Evil, another video game. Oh, okay. Movie, Mil. Jovi,

Garret: 14:42

Mila, Jo mi Mila Jovovich.

Aaron: 14:45

you got it. Ov. I don't need to know how her say her name. You know

Ashley: 14:48

if you picked her to marry you will, cuz she might hyphenate Ov butterworth.

Aaron: 14:52

Butterworth butter.

Garret: 14:54

Oh my.

Aaron: 14:57

Yeah. Can you imagine a driver's license? Put that on there. It would be the longest one

Garret: 15:01

ever. They just give you two.

Aaron: 15:03

They're like, here's a continued Here's two.

Ashley: 15:05

Be continued. Yeah, it's like a map you gotta unfold and never get it back. Right.

Aaron: 15:09

so of course resident evil, she's a badass she kills zombies. She's by herself and she's an independent woman. she don't need no man

Ashley: 15:18

I didn't realize her name was Alice in that.

Garret: 15:20

They created her character. She wasn't in the game. I haven't played I think six through eight. So if they put her in there at somewhere, that would be new. But from five and below she wasn't in there. There was a character they created for the movies. She's cool though. I like her. I think she's a very down to earth actress. She's gorgeous. I think she was a model while as

Aaron: 15:41

This was a real close one between her and this or her in the

Ashley: 15:45

fifth element. Fifth element. I was gonna ask is that one that was on the radar?

Aaron: 15:49

In the movie, she was an alien and

Garret: 15:53

Pass. But

Aaron: 15:53

yeah, big

Ashley: 15:55

ba boom, That was a good movie. It was such a good movie.

Garret: 15:59

All right. From my number two. I'm gonna be a little I don't know. Controversial. Not, not controversial. It's just like, okay, you have a problem. We already thought, do y'all remember Hey Do you remember the TV show Heroes?

Aaron: 16:12

Y'all? Absolutely. Oh,

Ashley: 16:14

Season one?

Garret: 16:15

season one, Zenith, everything else Crap. Yeah. The character that stood out for me si. Okay. played by Zachary Quinto.

Ashley: 16:23

For some reason I thought you were gonna say Nathan, but syler makes sense.

Garret: 16:27

I thought Nathan and his brother were handsome. But there was something about Syler Silo's character was a villain if you haven't seen the series. He would take his finger and he would cut the tops of people's heads off. And he would examine their powers cuz he had kept wanting to get other people's powers. I, I didn't enjoy that part, but I was just like, this man is hot and he turned out to be gay in real life. And I was like, okay,

Ashley: 16:48

And you would know him later as playing Spock.

Aaron: 16:51

He's in the American Horror Story series.

Ashley: 16:53

In the beginning or in all of'em?

Aaron: 16:54

He was in the first

Ashley: 16:56

season for sure.

Aaron: 16:58

But he's been back as main characters in a lot of'em

Ashley: 17:01

since then. Okay. Because I've only gotten a season four,

Garret: 17:03

if

17:04

we

Aaron: 17:04

were doing heroes, I would have a crush on Hero, not Norma I

Ashley: 17:10

love that dude, man. Ando was his friend's name?

Garret: 17:13

Yeah,

Ashley: 17:14

I think so. Later he ended up, I won't spoil it, but if you haven't watched it, you gotta watch it. Just watch

Aaron: 17:19

the first season, maybe the second one and just, yeah, leave it. Leave

Ashley: 17:22

yourself wanting, you won.

Garret: 17:24

Thank us more. Watch the first season. That's it. But zachary Re's character. Oh yeah. Try to take my power, like take my power. Mm-hmm. throw. You'll see what my power is. Mm-hmm.

Ashley: 17:35

okay, so far you've said that they can chop you up, and now you said kill you and take your

Aaron: 17:41

power. take blood. I'm like, I want blood. Bite my neck and

Ashley: 17:45

Yeah. Bite my neck. I forgot about that one.

Garret: 17:48

I have three villains on there. I was a very strange early twenties kid.

Aaron: 17:52

So

Ashley: 17:52

Yeah. We're getting a look into your, Oof. And your psyche. Okay, so my num uno I do not think is gonna come as any surprise. It is Jim Halpert from the Office

Aaron: 18:05

I'm surprised. Are you really?

Ashley: 18:08

Yes, I'm, oh, I love Jim. I like nerdy guys, for my actual crushes and Jim was just one that. He's tall the way he messes with Dwight and just his personality. He is real laid back and he's funny. And, his relationship with Pam he is,

Garret: 18:22

you're talking about John Kranks character?

Ashley: 18:25

Krasinski. Yeah. Now John Krazinsky is a director, he did the Quiet Place and he plays in, is it Jack Ryan? Which I actually typed out Jake Ryan, Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan.. And he's married to Emily.

Aaron: 18:36

Really? I didn't know that.. Yeah, you didn't know that? I'm sorry. I'm way behind on my pop culture.

Ashley: 18:42

We've been together for like seven years. I'm sorry. He has a really funny story about him going to the airport and them checking his ID and him saying I'm an actor. And he is like, and my wife's Emily Blunt and the guy was British and the guy was like, oh man, you, oh, come on. oh, take your idk. You know, know the British will

Aaron: 18:59

uh,

Ashley: 18:59

definitely call you out. it

Aaron: 19:01

is true. I got called out multiple times while we were

Ashley: 19:04

in England. They are so snarky. I think they have a class in like third grade on how to be quick and snarky in the uk I'm like, gosh, I wish we had that class. we talk about this, I'm always really late. With my insulin stanza, I'm a stanza. didn't

Aaron: 19:18

you see him at the airports one time or. something?

Ashley: 19:21

no. I wish it was Andrew's shoe. It was him and his wife. And his wife is the one now that's on that scandal on the, is it GMA or whatever? it's two oh anchors who hooked up. That's his wife. Cuz I didn't recognize her, I just recognized him cuz I used to love Melrose's Place and Marissa was like, she's a big news anchor. And so we were trying to do the thing where you take a picture of your friend, but really get them right. without being really obvious. Annie, who? That's my Numera Uno. Jim Halpert?

Aaron: 19:45

Shocked.

Ashley: 19:46

Yeah, I always gotta throw you guys for a loop. You never know what the number one's gonna be. I went from superhero to paper company.

Garret: 19:56

You're like, I need someone stable. Oh, I was just gonna, yeah. it's

Ashley: 20:00

stable. He got a promotion I at one point, he's on salary.

Aaron: 20:04

It's good. Mm-hmm. ma number one would be Pad may from Star Wars, Natalie Portman.

Garret: 20:09

I do look, I

20:10

did

Ashley: 20:10

not see that, but not like V Vendetta, Natalie, or store love and thunder, Natalie? Nope. It's just that. Okay. what's her last name? is it May, is it bad in May?

Aaron: 20:23

all of, I don't even wanna say it cause

Ashley: 20:26

Alright. She does have a

Garret: 20:27

last name. Okay. Yeah. I'm like, eventually it was Skywalker Mm-hmm.

Aaron: 20:30

Yeah.

Garret: 20:30

So what about her?

Aaron: 20:31

I am a huge Star Wars fan, first of all. And she portrayed herself as somebody that couldn't handle herself and comes to find out she was a badass. She was a queen.

Ashley: 20:41

I feel like every single one Erin has said she's a badass. like, not Donna Oh yeah. but you were like, this is different from my other four. Oh

Garret: 20:48

I wouldn't consider her an alpha female. she was tough, but I would say Carrie Fisher's, princess Leia was a lot tougher her. well that's a different era, bro. no, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's, I picking your apart. I'm sorry.

Ashley: 21:00

I think it's also because we're trying to dig deeper and you're just not I don't wanna say you're not deep

Aaron: 21:07

That's, what I was just getting ready to say.. Your guys is on stability and leadership I'm like she look good in that kimono, you know, whatever.

Ashley: 21:16

Right. It was her little steps that

Aaron: 21:18

got me her little steps.

Ashley: 21:21

I think that's why we're more shocked I'm trying to empathize

Aaron: 21:25

we just wanna

Garret: 21:25

understand like looking deeper. And he's just like, she was just hot

Ashley: 21:30

This was our last crush one. Remember? It was like,

Aaron: 21:32

I dunno, boobs. boobs as she kills stuff, yeah. She can handle herself

Ashley: 21:37

Garrett's like, I just love the way he rallied the other Gladiators and his power Aaron's, like her

Aaron: 21:43

butt and dunk

Garret: 21:46

I feel like I'm Anton Merryweather, from men on films when I'm describing his intensity.

Ashley: 21:53

Yes.

Garret: 21:54

speaking of Intensity it's another one from Blade Trinity who I did not find this person attractive, of whatsoever. Ryan Reynolds as Hannibal, cuz he was in two guys, a girl in a pizza place he was so

Ashley: 22:09

goofy in

Garret: 22:09

that. a lot of his characters are goofy But in this one, he got super ripped he had this dark beard and I was following him the entire movie. I was like, if I see him on the street, I'm gonna go to jail. and I'm gonna be yelling. It was worth it the entire way there, I'd

Ashley: 22:25

do it again too.

Garret: 22:27

his character was just so hot. for, the one dude, the panties were down. Cause I'm like, not gonna need these anymore. I needed a mop and bucket because Just everything. his toned abs, his character, granted, he is a character that I think he is hot outside Of Hannibal. Yeah. He's hot as Deadpool. Well, what he's not has the face scarring he's just a hot man. It's unfair.

Aaron: 22:49

he's a good dude. He's very handsome. He's rich. It's funny. He's rich. It's funny. He's so funny. It's funny. That's what I'm saying. He's got it

Ashley: 22:56

all. I do love Wick wit, man, If you just saw him you'd be like, oh, he's kind of cute. And then he has that quick wit and I'm like, okay, dial it in we're done. Yeah. it just takes it over. Yeah. It really

Garret: 23:06

does. I'm all about some humor I'd be like Bruce Almighty with it. He like throws his clothes off.

Ashley: 23:16

I have a feeling he gets that a lot. Yeah,

Aaron: 23:20

probably. Yeah. But I feel like he would probably be humble about, like,, you wouldn't even be able to be mad at him for being cocky cuz he is not he's just like, eh, thank you. Yeah.

Garret: 23:28

in the Shania Twain when she was singing that don't impress me much, she replaced Brad Pitt. With Ryan Reynolds. They showed his reaction. He was like me, you could see he's genuinely like, oh my gosh.

Ashley: 23:38

I think that's what I heard saying though, is that it's not even like he's cocky and he couldn't get away with it. Like, he's also humble.

Aaron: 23:44

Yeah, exactly. You're trying to find something bad about the dude, but you just can't really, yeah. Like, ah, he murders puppies, you know, or something

Ashley: 23:52

like, I could look past it. I'm just kidding. I'm a total animal advocate too. I'm like, yeah, It's fine.

Garret: 23:58

So who would you marry? Who would you Bone and Ashley, who would you kill with your bare hands?

Ashley: 24:06

So I would marry Jim.

Garret: 24:08

I We could see that coming. I feel like that was

Ashley: 24:09

pretty clear. Thank you. Uhhuh. I'm not surprised on that one, right? No. And I would've hit it with Alex Scars guard with Eric Northman. I would be like, do you remember Ginger from the show? She's the really trashy bartender human that they own. Yes, yes I do. And she's like, are we gonna do it or what? Like I would be the ginger for uh, Eric's northman is what I was gonna say. And then I would kill, It was between Wolverine and Legos. I'd probably kill Legos. You know? Yes. I,

Garret: 24:39

I approve.

Aaron: 24:39

He lived a good life. you know. He did, he did

Ashley: 24:42

okay, so. I wouldn't kill him. I would put him on the boat to the undying

Aaron: 24:47

lands. I just picture him looking all sad on the boat. Just sitting there It floats away. playing the Titanic music, oh yeah. Stretching his hand out to Ashley. Like

Garret: 24:59

He'd probably get mad at you and shoot you with an arrow.

Aaron: 25:03

Okay. my list. Mary would be Alice from Resident Evil. Hmm.

Ashley: 25:08

Why? Because, because if there was a zombie apocalypse would be safe.

Aaron: 25:11

100% Yes. Wait, wait, Was that your reasoning? Yes. Not if, yes. Oh my God. When,

Ashley: 25:19

if you remember our introductory episode where we were getting to know each other, I was like, Aaron, what would your life be like if it was a movie? And he said, A zombie apocalypse. And I'm like, why would you pick that? You could pick anything. He's like, I don't know. it's all coming

Aaron: 25:31

together for me. That's what this podcast is about. Bringing it all back.

Garret: 25:35

Yes. Alrighty.

Aaron: 25:35

Bone would be Laura Croft Oh, all right. Yeah. That's just puberty growing up. Playing. Mm-hmm. Tomb

Ashley: 25:44

Raider. You'd be like, can you say, ah,

Aaron: 25:47

say it's like, I need you do one thing. Me? yeah, do the thing. and I would kill Padme my number one

Ashley: 25:55

Wow. So wouldn't Mary's number one?

Aaron: 25:57

No. She was good to look at it, but she was a bad mom and she died very

Garret: 26:02

easily. how could she be a bad mom? She gave birth and then, she died.

Aaron: 26:05

Yeah. a, a broken heart. I would probably break her heart anyway,

Garret: 26:09

oh damn. Yeah. That's

Ashley: 26:10

how he would kill her. He'd break her heart.

Aaron: 26:13

I feel like she could have fought a little harder to live,

Ashley: 26:15

maybe she's got

Garret: 26:16

a weak Will her death, that part of the movie, I was like, wait, what? She was like, Lana Li could you, could somebody choke her or something to make it a little bit more dramatic. And she was

Aaron: 26:30

just like broken heart. Cause you have Anakin who got all of his limb chopped off and burnt in lava and still survived and she just dies

Garret: 26:41

Yeah.

Ashley: 26:42

She would do you no good in a zombie apocalypse. You. That's a good choice. She would be the first to go

Aaron: 26:46

she'd be the one that was bitten and wouldn't let anybody know until it was too late.

Garret: 26:50

Of course. Yeah. And she would

Ashley: 26:52

eat everyone Yeah. She's only bringing us down I would send her to D M V I don't think we recorded that earlier. But instead of killing people, I've decided we're gonna send them to the dmv for hours, for an unlimited amount of time.

Garret: 27:07

See, that's worse than death. Ashley, you're

Aaron: 27:09

just cruel.

Ashley: 27:10

They'll be begging for it by the end. Then. I won't feel so bad.

Aaron: 27:13

Have mercy

Garret: 27:15

So for mine, I would marry Ryan Reynolds because that life would just be amazing. I would laugh all the time. I would just look at him I feel like I almost have Ryan Reynolds right now with Gabriel cuz like he is just, Hmm. So I would bone Siler Zachary Quintos character

Ashley: 27:33

psychopath

Garret: 27:34

You know that he's crazy, that he's gonna do things to you that you're like, oh my God. Like, I don't even think that's a superpower, but holy crap,

Ashley: 27:44

I don't know if I'm into the, I'm into it. I'm into it.

Aaron: 27:48

I wasn't sure. I done, yes, I wasn't sure. But do it again. Now we know.

Garret: 27:53

I would probably kill Russell Crow's character. Maximus. Just cuz I mean like, he's already gonna die.

Ashley: 27:59

It does, that was his bait, right? Mm-hmm.

Garret: 28:02

He would

Aaron: 28:02

probably have an awesome speech before you did it he wouldn't feel guilty about it. You know,

Garret: 28:07

you know, it would just go on for ages. He'd be like, oh my God, shut off.

Aaron: 28:10

Yeah.

Ashley: 28:11

Just do it already.

Aaron: 28:13

Just go,

Garret: 28:14

man. And then I, and I'm like, no,

Aaron: 28:17

no. Die

Ashley: 28:20

like on the Oscars, you would start playing the music.,

Garret: 28:23

wrap it up. Wrap it up. Maximus you

Aaron: 28:25

are so selfish.

Ashley: 28:26

Finish your up. Was there any that were like a close second for you or almost made the list. Just a short rundown.

Garret: 28:33

Yeah, Bradley Cooper's will Tippen from alias. he almost made the list. And I still love me some Bradley Cooper.

Aaron: 28:41

The only one that was a tough decision for me would've been Jackie from that seventies show.

Ashley: 28:45

Yeah. I almost had Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec, But I think what got me on that was, I wouldn't wanna date him Oh. But in like real life, I would love to like hang out with Andy and be friends with him because he's funny. But the whole beginning of it is him dating Ann and sleeping in the yard, And I was like, no, I don't think he's potential on the, on the

Aaron: 29:06

No

Ashley: 29:07

stability I mean, he ends up working there, but he's not good boyfriend material,, no. So you can see why he didn't make the cut, but Okay. He was definitely an honorable mention.

Aaron: 29:17

Well, if you think of anything that we missed or if you want to share your list with us, let us know. follow us on all social media and subscribe anywhere you get your podcasts. As always, thanks for listening.