Honestly Smartless

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Great American Sperm Race

May 19, 2025 • Chelsea Turano & Dr. Lindsay Regehr

0:00 | 42:57

Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity.

00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees
02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora
05:10 – The Great American Sperm Race: Elon Musk Sh*t
07:44 – Weird Summer Fears: Locked in a Car and Gobbler Necks
10:01 – We are Teaching Hospitality Now?
12:36 – Celebrity Courtroom Tea: Diddy, Kim Kardashian, and Lauren Sanchez
25:09 – Blake Lively + Taylor Swift: BFFs or GFs?
26:52 – WitchTok and Etsy Spells
28:47 – Workplace Drama
31:01 – Going Viral: TikTok Fame & Regret in Real Time
32:00 – Dating Age Gaps: Sugar Daddies, Zaddies & “He’s Just Mature”
33:05 – Weird Hobbies & Unexpected Turn-Ons
36:50 – Throwing Our Clothes in the Trash