Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries

Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.

Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situation that nobody came out of unscathed. 

Venus Guard, an anti-sexual assault device with barbs that nobody can figure out how to remove, and why that's both genius and a massive problem.

Red light yoga at CorePower is a money grab and a sensory nightmare, Lewis Hamilton only eats air and his body shows it, the best athlete physiques ranked, ear wax obsession (theirs and their dogs'), the neighbor showing up at work and getting deleted from the phone, and a friendship check-in about keeping the snark in check.