I just took a sideways turn . You're not recording yet , are you ? Oh , 100% , I started the recording . We'll be able to weed this out later .
Speaker 2I'll make for a really .
Speaker 1Do not include that in the intro .
Speaker 2No , just the clip Pee-pee-poo-poo .
Speaker 1Hey Robin , go pee-pee-poo-poo . That's going to be the new thing around the house . I'm going to be in the morning when I open the bathroom door . Are you going pee-pee-poo-poo ? That is going to be a real thing . Will you take me seriously if I walk into the bathroom and say are you going pee-pee-poo-poo ?
Speaker 2You're going to make her choke on a pickle .
Speaker 1I told you we're not allowed to do that on video . Apparently , according to the Airbnb rules , as long as you're amateur , it doesn't matter , as long as you're not . What is the definition of amateur and professional ?
Speaker 2Well , it's a different tab on Pornhub . That's all I know .
Speaker 1I think it's more that it's oh wait , we need your help . Or Amanda , we need your help .
Speaker 2Can you open up Pornhub ? No , figure out what's the difference between I wasn't going to do dick .
Speaker 1No , it's that , that camera . If you look at it and if you look at it on the screen , it's just slightly angled .
Speaker 2What do you mean ? Slightly angled Like , not level , exactly .
Speaker 1Not straight , just like apparently this amateur section of it's about to be . No , so there's a little dial that makes that whole ball loose .
Speaker 2Title of my sex tape no , you gotta loosen the ball , you gotta twist the balls twist no no , the other way .
Speaker 1Lefty lucy , righty tighty , lefty lucy , there you go , and now you'll see , yeah and then , that all swivels and then or a sense of fucking level by the looks of it that's more seahawks I like this . This looks very legitimate no , it looks better .
Speaker 2Actually , it does look better . See , look at it down there , it looks better . Yeah , I can see it on the screen Damn , I made you guys look better no .
Speaker 1You emphasized my gut . Yeah , I wear black and hides a lot of it . I mean , I can't tell I'm sitting so far away from it . Start from the beginning .
Speaker 2So three years ago I approached g who was making farmville videos on youtube . No , it wasn't farmville . No , it's farming simulator . Same thing , because you got me to buy a computer to get you to buy a computer .
Speaker 1What a great decision that ended up being . It was probably one of the best decisions you ever made . You didn't sink any money into that program .
Speaker 2No , it was actually fairly cheap , but it's old and slow now .
Speaker 1You actually still have the same computer , yeah , and you've never done anything to it . I put in another 8 gigabytes of RAM .
Speaker 2That's it . That's it . This is the post , or pre-show .
Speaker 1Have you ever watched our show ? Would you like a microphone to join in on this conversation ? We should . Then I suggest that you quiet down .
Speaker 2I'm not giving you a microphone . Why not ? That's sexist .
Speaker 1Giving her a microphone because she's a woman would be sexist . I'm just not giving her a microphone period .
Speaker 2Look , you've got to specify these things .
Speaker 1Did it just tilt even no , no it still looks fine from our angle .
Speaker 2Why ?
Speaker 1does it look good there ? I don't know .
Speaker 2This looks really uncomfortable how I'm sitting it does , god damn it yeah , it's too much what is it with air and bmbs that just make amateurs out of people ?
Speaker 1There's rules against this . Okay , so my original question earlier is what is the difference between amateur and professional ? Your answer was not correct . It's just a different tab on Pornhub . If I'm not mistaken , the difference is paid and not paid . So my question becomes becomes are we amateurs or professionals at this ? We have been paid . Is this a professional podcast ? We're doing charity work . No , charity work is what this is like .
Speaker 1Make a wisp foundation no that is what having you on this show is . I get a subsidy from the government by having you as a co-host . They give me a tax break at the end of the year .
This is going to be an open mic session . This isn't going to be an open mic session . Is what this is ? Oh , do you know ? Drafts have 21 inch tongues . Yes , I do .
Speaker 2And they use them to clean their ears .
Speaker 1Among other things . I don't know what does a ghost wear when it's raining ? That's right on Robin's level , like I can hear her in the back . So Robin's got this weird thing where she will come to me with a joke and I hear her in like the other room crying , laughing , like just , and she comes to me and she sends me a video or she comes and tells me the joke and it's like a two at best . No , it's not , it's a funny . It's a funny to you . Like Boots was like a solid three , she's treating it like a nine . Why are you sweating ?
Speaker 2It's hot and I'm intoxicated . I drink like two or three times a year .
Speaker 1You're not allowed to say that you were . You have to . You have to say that you were of sound body and mind before this production could start and also say you were over the age of 18 . There's insurance purposes for this .
Speaker 2I am over the age of 18 . Don't worry , but I've mixed beer , a beer .
Speaker 1Let's make this so bodily clear A beer , a beer , a beer , a beer , a rum and coke .
Speaker 2A rum and coke and Bailey's , and now another rum and coke .
Speaker 1That's a weird combination that's not going to sit well with your stomach . I'm glad you brought Tums Me too .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1But we better make this episode quick , because they're at the trailer .
Speaker 2Yeah , we were sitting down for dinner at Boston Pizza and I said I'm glad I brought Tums as all this passed and pizza got brought to the table . I swear to God , I'm not 60 .
Speaker 1I don't know . Oh , it's gonna be a stupid joke ready .
Speaker 2No , she's looking up the definition Between amateur and professional porn .
Speaker 1For those of you at home Listening to this , if this makes the episode . Oh yeah , quaff , how does a duck fart With his ?
Speaker 2ass quaff , quack , quack With his ass quack . How does a duck fart With his ass quack , quack , quack .
Speaker 1Quack , ass , quack , ass , quack . So .
Speaker 2Hey , shouldn't we be like those people that bump mics after shitty jokes ?
Speaker 1No , I'm not going to sing . That's not even a joke . It's not that funny .
Speaker 2Mrs Plain guy is like dying over in the corner .
Speaker 1So for those of you that can't pick up the background noise and I'm very curious to how much background noise picks up , and it's going to be not enough , unfortunately but you have my wife and G's girlfriend sitting opposite each other and letting out terrible jokes , sharing them and absolutely cracking each other up with third grade like third grade level jokes . Like you ? No , it's .
Speaker 2At least that's kind of towing related .
Speaker 1It's definitely towing related . It's still terrible , but it of towing related it's , it's definitely towing related .
Speaker 2It's still terrible , but it's towing related , I mean . It always baffles me when a 30 year old guy gets a flat tire and he'll wait three hours for a 20 year old to come change his tire yo , in all fairness , I would , right now , right now , like I'm no , but not even just like right .
Speaker 1I'm at the point in my life that I think that if I got a flat with the tools that , like Dodge provides which I'm pretty sure I have removed from my truck to make room for other things that if I get a flat tire too , I'm calling a tow truck .
Speaker 2Really .
Speaker 1I've got the impact on my truck . It's not so bad , yeah , but like without the impact . If you're just talking like legit tools that come on the vehicle , fuck , I've caught a tow truck .
Speaker 2Why would I refuse the call ?
Speaker 1Because it was a 30 year old person .
Speaker 2No , half the time the spare tires don't come down out of the back . Well , that's fair .
Speaker 1I'm just not changing it . Dodge Caravan To . I'm just not changing dodge caravan toe . Yeah , yeah , dodge caravan . It's under the front middle . I don't care if you swear , you service that thing weekly . I am telling you because I'm not dropping that thing on the side of the highway like that's just poor engineering poor engineering .
Speaker 2I had to change a tire . I was on one of those new uh ram rebels and he had the spare tire mounted in the bed of the truck , up on like a headache .
Speaker 1Rock nice yeah did you still reject that one too ?
Speaker 2no , I did not , um , I can't remember . I ended up towing it , though , because his bed was full of like camping stuff and he had his family with him and he didn't want to empty his bed , for me to climb up into the bed to remove the spare tire jesus christ , but it's easier to remove the whole family and put them in a tow truck .
Speaker 1Yeah , I um , when we did a trip to the east coast , I had an f-150 with the spare tire mounted under the back and we purposely , uh , tried to drop it about a week before we left and it was seized , so we cut it off and mounted it to my back rack , like strapped it to the back rack for the chip , because I'm not going to the east coast with a spare tire .
Speaker 1Um , a lot of people yeah , I never look at those damn things no like whoever thought it was a good engineering idea that we're going to mount a tire underneath a vehicle in canadian winters with salt and everything else and go . That should hold up real well , like maybe in florida , like those pickup trucks , I'm sure in florida they drop real easy . I mean salt water is probably another issue , but yeah but I don't know who the engineers are that do it , but they're idiots without even a cover like you , just drop some of them have that plastic cover .
Speaker 1Like the dodge , caravans have that plastic cover . Well , they have to .
Speaker 2That's the only thing that holds the little cocksuckers up in there . It's the cover . You got to get it out and then you got to bend the metal piece around that's seized up .
Speaker 1Yeah , are the ones that , like they're spring-loaded , that you have to close .
Speaker 2Five ones that aren't even springs anymore , because they're just seized open or shut yep , so the last time we see each other was a year ago uh , welcome to the towing life podcast , where the ditches are deep , the trucks are , but the drivers are not . I'm your host , toman G , and , as usual , I'm joined by my co-host , friend and former co-worker , the man with very strong opinions who is currently sitting beside me , mr Plain Guy . Hi G Hi .
Speaker 1How you doing Not too bad , yourself , not too bad . Welcome to another episode of the Towing Life podcast where my wife is very confused on . That's what she was waiting for for the show to start . Yeah , it really disappoints me that we have been doing this show that we have been doing this show for three years she has been a guest on this show once and with an attitude like that , and never watching apparently a single episode to know how the show normally starts .
Speaker 1Um , I think I'm going to be visiting my lawyer on Monday which one I'm not going to tell you Because we might have the same lawyer and I got to get to him first . He's a really good lawyer .
Speaker 2What kind of lawyer ? Real estate lawyer .
Speaker 1Like a real estate lawyer . Yeah , I'm looking to buy land to bury her on . Okay , no welcome . It has been a year since you and I have been together . Yeah , I'm looking to buy land to bury her on . Okay , no welcome . It has been a year since you and I have been together . I say welcome . I say welcome to you , welcome to my humble abode , our wonderful Airbnb that we are hosting this year's tow show from , I guess .
Speaker 2You're hosting the whole tow show here .
Speaker 1I'm hosting the whole tow show on this Airbnb . It's pretty big , it's going to get pretty wild meet and greet and it's going to get real hot in here . The neighbors are not going to be thrilled about this . I feel bad for whoever's upstairs . Yeah , absolutely so . It is seriously a year since we've been together . That is wild . Yeah , what other than gaining each of us gaining about 30 pounds this year ? What have you been up to ?
Speaker 2I'm getting back into the back into the tree work industry . Oh , I'm going to be a crew leader for a stumping crew in the big city of Toronto .
Speaker 1This is the point where my wife should come up with a terrible tree joke . What's the difference between hardwood and softwood ? Hardwood nevermind , that's one . Sometimes they hit , sometimes they don't hit . Um , what happened to the leaves when the trees sneezed ? Can you stop laughing so that you can tell us the joke ? I was just going to say they blew away . They blew away . That is . Oh God , that is some fine work . Have you , ladies , ever thought about doing stand-up comedy ? I think between the two of you you may be able to entertain a kindergarten class , that's their experience .
Speaker 1I'm sure there's a four-year-old birthday party that you guys would absolutely kill at .
Speaker 2That's what she does for a living she entertains four-year-olds .
Speaker 1I mean , what does she do after she leaves the house and when she entertains a ?
Speaker 227 year old . Yeah , it's about the same ballpark do you use um ?
Speaker 1do you use the experience with children to deal with g ? Yeah . Do you walk in hello friends ? Yeah , sometimes it .
Speaker 2sometimes it's worse . Sometimes I have some of her pupils have better handwriting than I . They clean up better yeah .
This is going to be a shit on G episode and .
Speaker 2I am all on board with it . It always is .
Speaker 1I'm in , I'm in . Can you turn your head so we can see you with a beard and without a beard ? Once to the left , once to the straight , once to the right , once to the straight . So it has been a . It has been a night that we have been enjoying a couple of beverages . We wanted to sit down and just have fun . It doesn't have to be fully about the toy in life . It doesn't have to be about shitty tires on Dodge Rams . We have both of our partners here with us . Mine is coloring like a can you cut this out Like a four year old in the corner and yours is sunken fully into this chair Playing Monopoly , Playing Monopoly .
Speaker 2Are you playing Monopoly with your grandma ? Oh , okay , her whole family plays Monopoly together Over the phone , and then they get in fights Because they don't send each other things right away .
Speaker 1But aren't you playing Monopoly ? So it's not the traditional Monopoly . Okay , I've heard of this . I've seen ads for this where it's like it's not real Monopoly , it's like Farmville stuff that you gotta wait for timers and bullshit and everything else . Okay , hey , man , it's changing family time together , with everyone moving away . At least we have the technology to do it right . It started with zoom calls back .
Speaker 2When now you can play monopoly with your grandma um , you can we have a romeo board sitting in our closet and we will lay in bed and play romeo on our phones together I don't know what romeo is ?
Speaker 2you've never heard of romeo . No , oh , it's uh like a game that goes from 1 to 13 and then you got smiley faces . You got four different colors you can play with like a deck of cards , really , with four different suits . Uh , you need you pick up seven tiles . If there's four people , you need 21 to start to open , to put it on . You can do three short version guy yeah 312 . You suck at math yeah , I do , you suck at romeo too I'm actually decent at romeo , my wife .
Speaker 2Well , we got another 365 days until I can bring my romeo board and we can play it online sometime yeah , yeah , we could .
Speaker 1My wife is so bad at math that's not as good as shit on YouTube . Yeah , no , no , this is the pee-pee-poo-poo episode and we get let out all the shit . Yeah , my poor dog .
Speaker 2My poor dog's sitting in the trailer , probably pissing on my couch right now .
Speaker 1Well , we record a podcast . Yeah , my wife is so bad at math that she was one of those people that would call me and ask me it's $100 and it's 10% off , how much is it ? $90 . Thank you , like that is the most .
Speaker 2How much do I charge for tax ? One point oh my goodness I know that now .
Speaker 1Okay , what is seven times three ? Now , without a calculator .
Speaker 2without a calculator you know when we're not fast math , it's called math you know , when we're in school , the teachers always said you won't always have a calculator everywhere you go . Well , look at our smartphones . Now I can open this up and , boom , I got a calculator right on my home screen right there .
Speaker 1You don't have to yell at the poor people at home . No , you gotta hold your mic here , but you don't have to yell at the poor people at home . I'm not , you got to hold your mic here , but you don't have to yell , I'm not .
Speaker 2I'm holding it further away from my app than you are kind , sir .
Speaker 1How can you not do three times seven ? My brain doesn't allow it . Okay , go back to coloring .
Speaker 2Is it color by dots or color by like ? Is there ?
Speaker 1numbers , not color by multiplication . I think it would look like a goddamn picasso with everything all over the place a giraffe with a 21 inch tongue so we were . We spent a night . We went out for dinner in boston pizza . We had a great dinner . Way , way too much food . Yes , um , that's why she's about to need a seamstress up in this place to take care of those belly buttons . His any became an outie um I've never had that happen .
Speaker 2Now it's a pretty recessed you haven't eaten enough yet .
Speaker 1we'll get there there . You give it another couple of years and we'll both be there . Perfect , with some drinks and some bowling . Would you like to declare who the winner of bowling was in all three games ?
Speaker 2It was Amanda we're talking about you . Yeah , we do the winners at the bottom of the list , right ? Oh , it's golf .
Speaker 1It's about the lowest score . Yeah , okay , yeah . Well , in that case , congratulations , amanda , on your winnings . But yes , we bowled , we laughed , we had a good time . I won last year .
Speaker 2Did you ? I think I won . Well then , the first year . Then I won Because you had fake nails that year and I won . And you were three sheets to the wind Because you raced her in the parking lot . I was three sheets to the wind . I were three sheets to the wood because you raced her in the parking .
Speaker 1I was three sheets to win I'm three sheets to win every tow show . It's kind of what I aim for . Yeah , it's a mix of vacation and entertainment . Um , I stay sober during the day while we do our events at the show and all that , and then , no , I've always been sober at the tow show okay yeah seriously , what give me an ? Instance where I was not . I please remind me he's been sober at the toe show .
Speaker 2Okay , yeah , seriously , give me an instance where I was not , please remind me .
Speaker 1Where you walked around with a beer last year .
Speaker 2Okay , but that doesn't mean I'm not sober .
Speaker 1Okay , mr Officer . Okay , like I don't mean like rehab AA , sober Like I'm not in remission Bl tube , kind seriously , I can drive I had a beer , maybe two and maybe two turns into three , maybe no , no , no , it was nowhere near more than two .
Speaker 1And then we do our meet and greets , and then we do our banquets and all that , and then all bets are off . I mean , I mean I'm here for a good time , not a long time . Um , I'm very disappointed . You almost make you sound like an alcoholic , like I'm no longer sober . Well , you're not right now . I'm borderline sober right now . All right , I could , we could do a dui test right here . I guarantee you , I beat you probably .
Speaker 2I don't even know how to do the alphabet forward , so backwards , that's fair . Or stand on one foot and rub my nose and rub my belly in the opposite directions , or whatever you got to do , pat your head and rub your belly .
Speaker 1Tap your head and pat your belly . Um , but no , we did bowling , um , the girls did phenomenally well . I had a nice little bet with my wife , um , where I had her by nine pins going into the seventh and I made her a deal that I'd better $20 . I could beat her with my left hand for the rest of the game and you were already in the lead at that point by nine pins going to a left hand . I went sewer , sewer , directly after . Like that was the leveling moment , like that pretty much made it almost square , yeah , and then you got a strike right it a little square .
Speaker 1Well , that's because I'm good , that's because she bet against me and I had something to prove . There is nothing that motivates me more than trying to prove my wife wrong on something but why do you always have to prove your wife wrong ?
Speaker 2well , we all knew that he's a dick .
Speaker 1But there's one thing there seriously needs to be like just a mic in the middle here that can pick them up , because yes , however , so I've always had this argument with her yes , right , because she's always said , well , you should stand up for yourself .
Speaker 2And I was like all right , so I always stand up to myself , but it's with her , stand up to yourself no , like you should really stand up to yourself .
Speaker 1If yourself is telling me self , you're not a very good , you need to stand up to yourself . No , like you should really stand up to yourself . If yourself is telling me self , you're not a very good , you need to stand up to yourself and tell yourself like you gotta stand up for yourself , okay , and then you stand up to her and she kicks you down with it yeah , yeah , that's what I'm doing , dude .
Speaker 2You remember I'm in your corner already . You don't need to like try to belittle me to stand up for yourself , type .
Speaker 1Oh stand up to me . Well , I'm sure she told you to stand up to me before . Yes , she has a hundred yeah , multiple times . I agree with her . Yeah , you should . Yeah , but don't you dare don't start recording on sundays . That's pretty fair he did tell me that he stopped me . He said , look , there's no more gonna be late night sundays because I started a job . And I said , okay , I'll see you sunday at 9 pm and he went okay , sounds good I did not .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , you're the ones like oh , yeah , you'll be fine .
Speaker 1No , and this was the perfect case .
And look at what happened the next week . We are recording on a thursday night . Wow , I'm early , I am yeah , okay , no , that's why we're going to record again this week . Oh , we're recording again , I don't know . We're going to try to . I think it'd be fun to . If you haven't picked up on this , the toe show hasn't started yet . No , so we are recording . At the time of recording , we are Thursday night , it's Friday and Saturday . We have decided to get up here , not really early . We always come up on the Thursday , um , and kind of meet up the night before , have some fun , do our I call this our annual Christmas party . This is the towing life Christmas party . It's the one time we can get together , have fun , let loose , uh , plan on doing more of it tomorrow and then possibly some of it on Saturday . Saturday , we'll have to plan , but Saturday would be a good night to do another recording . After the tow show Tomorrow night we'll do the bonfire and the whatnot .
Speaker 2We can't have a bonfire . It's in a ring , a campfire . It's not a bonfire .
Speaker 1You can pile skids around a fire ring . I've done it before .
Speaker 2Yeah , but they're not going to like that .
Speaker 1There's like three people in the campsite who's not going to like that . There's like three people in the campsite who's not going to like it .
Speaker 2Who's not going to like it ? Fair , there is no one working there after six o'clock .
Speaker 1Exactly , we can have a bonfire like of the neighbor's trailer .
Speaker 2Yeah , we'll have to just put my awning in .
Speaker 1Okay , we don't have to go that big . We're going to move the firing . Oh , okay , yeah , we got .
Speaker 2I didn't bring my chains off . I didn't think we were going to have to use that this weekend , but here we are . Do you have a handsaw ? No , oh , I got a little Leatherman .
Speaker 1It's got a saw on it . I can't wait to see G with the little pocket knife just sitting there cutting at the tree and trying to get the tree to go down .
Speaker 2I got a chain and a one-ton .
Speaker 1We could do some real dumb shit in that campsite . I tell you it is gonna get ugly , yeah , um . So no , we're here for the annual 2024 pta auto show in kitchener at bingman's um . This year , again , we started . We decided to not do the hotel correct because their prices , as much as they have been a great host of the toe show forever I won't name which one because many hotel hosts have jumped , like , honestly , almost double the price . Yeah , it got , it got ludicrous . So , uh , you came in and they're camping right on the site for anyone that's never been here , awesome campsite . They kind of I think they purposely put you guys I don't think purposely tried to stagger everybody out . No , I picked it . Oh , okay , never mind , that's the spot you picked . Yeah , you had any spot . I wanted a corner lot , but like , okay , but like , like a corner lot on the lake , it's not only that's a pond .
Speaker 1There's no hydrogen water on the on the lake side . Oh , that's kind of shitty . Okay , that's fair , but like you have like people from all angles . I mean there's like three people there , but but .
Speaker 2If the next person backs in which they will , because they're back in spots . I'll see a side of a trailer which I don't care about . Seeing a side of a trailer I like they're going to be facing me .
Speaker 1No , no , that is fair .
Speaker 2No , we're going to spend the evening there . Tomorrow I'm going to fire with you guys .
Speaker 1Are you guys allowed professional photography ?
Speaker 2Yes , okay , professional photography .
Speaker 1There's no rules against that there .
Speaker 2And amateur too , whatever kind of photography you want .
Speaker 1So for any of you that don't know , when I read the rules to the Airbnb , one of the rules was no professional photography , for whatever that means . We kind of have an idea on what that means . It means you've got to be in a different tab on some website . Yeah , I feel like it's like you're not allowed to . I mean it would be very smart if you were gonna do in that line of business . Let's say , just rent airbnbs and you have different like sets and backgrounds and everything , and but is someone ?
Speaker 2really watching one of those videos for the set . It's like watching nascar for the racing . No , you're . You're doing it because you want to see them crash .
Speaker 1That's not true I watch nascar for the racing yeah , you like seeing guys going .
Speaker 2Yes , and I read magazines for the articles yeah , yes , yeah , especially the foldout one on the absolutely those articles are always my favorite , but no , I uh . Um , it's got off track fast , that's why you keep a sears catalog in your toilet room .
Speaker 1Do you remember the sears catalog ?
Speaker 2oh , I'm like 10 years younger than you . Okay , you're okay . 100 your christmas wish list . That's where I was going you dirty minded , twisted bastard .
Speaker 1We used to 100 , and my wife can account for this as well . We used to go through the sears catalog and pick your christ , like you were , circle what you wanted , hun did . You do that as well . Yes , okay , sorry , didn't mean to disturb the color . She's very in her zone right now and does not want to be disturbed .
Speaker 2Can we show your work on the podcast before we end ? Okay , maybe we can auction it off , yeah , oh no , we can't do that . Then this would turn into a professional shoot , right We've got to be amateurs .
Speaker 1We , oh no , we can't do that . Then this would turn into a professional shoot . Right , we've got to be amateurs . We've got to be amateurs .
Speaker 2Okay , it can be under the table . Cash Under the table , yeah . E-transfers , paypal . What's that other one Cash app ?
Speaker 1Yeah , so you can head over to wwwtoeinglifeca forward slash Professional or amateur , I don't know what's crossing the line on this podcast . So head over to wwwtowinglifeca forward slash auction , where you will find the wonderful work of Mrs Plain and her wonderful coloring skills , all of which , mainly , is inside the lines .
Speaker 2What do you mean crossing the line ? Is that crossing the line because your wife's here , or crossing the line because we're in Airbnb ?
Speaker 1No crossing the line , because this is a podcast . Yeah , I've already . There's a spot you're gonna have to cut out earlier and I was gonna repeat it , but I don't want to make you work twice as hard , uh , to find my two inappropriate sayings that you gotta honk out oh , you know I barely listen to these when I edit them now . Well , I hope do , or this might be one of the last episodes that we have .
Speaker 1Which word ? The R word ? No , it was not no , I used the R word . Yeah , you did no , I didn't Did I ? Yes , you did . I don't think I did . I think you did no .
Speaker 2I used the AU word . What you're mistaken . Okay , Are we allowed to use that word ? I ?
Speaker 1think you're allowed to use the . I think you're allowed to use that word as long as you're not mocking it .
Speaker 2No , you're allowed to say the R word if you have donated enough money , because the Unsub Podcast , they say it all the time and they donated like $250,000 to no that's not true . Autism Research yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah . I'm not going to get into the whole debate about that word .
Speaker 2They're all slightly autistic and the one guy , levi , not Levi , eli , eli , I don't know His son's autistic . He has his own YouTube channel . He made a video on trains blowing up and stuff , see , and that's okay .
Speaker 1Like if you were talking about it in a sense of talking about it in the educational purpose . I think that's okay . I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it in the way of making a joke on something being a slightly slower or or you know and , and using that as a reference .
Speaker 2Well , I would never use it to demean someone who actually has a learning disability in the first place .
Speaker 1Of course not Neither . But if you're being an idiot . I think it's fair game . Yeah , a hundred percent . Ninety percent of the world does not agree with us on that fair and in a day and age of the internet , I'd rather not piss off that 90 percent of the world that feels that way . Yeah , um , unfortunately it's where we live . I mean , the world is a strange place I just live in my convent .
Speaker 2I barely leave my property , so I don't know what world you live in , but my world's different than yours .
Speaker 1Well , you and your con , you can say whatever you want to whoever you want . There's only seven people in the world that have any meaning . Or say let me ask you , with the tow show coming up tomorrow and this will air after it , so it's not going to ruin it for anybody . Every year we have gone around and asked people a question , something that you know made them think why , why towing ? What did you do before towing ? What is a good question , in your opinion , that we can ask our , the guests at the tow show next year , or tomorrow and saturday next year ? That you think would gather some interesting responses . What , what are you going on about over ? Don't know what she's saying , just color your pickle or something she's okay , they're like dying
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Speaker 1Can you use the word if she's sitting eating a pickle coloring a coloring book ? Like I feel like that opens . I , we did not , we did not , but like seriously , can we use the word in the context when you were sitting eating a pickle coloring in your coloring book ? And laughing hysterically at your own comments . I will let you guess what word we're trying to use that's him , not me I'm asking if it's appropriate , given the situation judging by your tone , that's a no .
Speaker 2I don't think it's appropriate given the situation no plus , you shouldn't be telling your wife that plus .
Speaker 1I'm sure she's waving that pickle at me angrily she's gonna throw it .
Speaker 2I think her aim's right better than bowling .
Speaker 1Don't throw the pickle at the airbnb . It's a bad idea . Do not throw the pickle in the airbnb , please . Yeah , home is where the heart is . Remember that , and your heart is where right now I'm surprised there's no live laugh love sticker on the wall here . What concern . There's a heart over there . There is a heart over there .
Speaker 2It's a very strange looking heart and um at home is where the heart is . And can you uh read me the title of that puzzle please ?
Speaker 1no , it's very inclusive . Yes , um rainbow beauty 500 piece puzzle there you go . You want to do a puzzle after your coloring book there , captain , a um , so a question what was the question again ? A question . What do you think would be a meaningful question that we can ask our our listeners or guests at the toe show tomorrow ?
Speaker 2what is that's ?
Speaker 1what is your vice that gets you through the days what is your vice that gets you today the best lesson I like ? I like that one , the best lesson you've learned , like I like that one , the best lesson you've learned . So in asking that , I want to ask you gee , what is the best lesson you've learned Best ?
Speaker 2lesson that I've learned Um that you're not always the smartest person around , that you should always shut up and listen . Talk less than what you or you should hear , and listen more than what you speak .
Speaker 1You got two ears and one mouth . Use it . No , that's a . That's pretty fair . You don't have to be the smartest guy . Best lesson that I've learned in towing is some of the best . It goes along the same lines as some of the best towers that I know . Don't like . Don't have to pretend they know everything . Right , some of the best towers I've met are some of the most humble people in the industry , right , and you see so many of these young guys running around . Now I'm king shit chest puffed out and all that and , and at one point I'm sure I was one of them .
Speaker 2When you're new in the industry , like a year in that's oh yeah , I know everything . And then you get humbled real quick and in between that year to three year mark you're like , oh yeah , there's , I learn new things every day . Maybe that's not true everyone that's not true .
Speaker 1I have guys that have run out of four or five years that are still can't be humbled , that just absolutely think they are let their shit don't stink . Their shit don't stink . They are the some of the best tellers . They don't have to listen to their peers or or listen to experience of other people . They just they've got to figure out right . You can go like , oh no , I did this way , oh , I do it this way , and it's like , oh cool , good for you , good luck with that . Let me know how that continues to work out for you . But at the end of the day , you don't have to be that operator to be the best , the best operators that I've ever met . Don't pretend to be superstars .
Speaker 2Sorry , you know , superstars , sorry a couple we're gonna have to charge for this episode with your knees in the shot , like that .
Speaker 1I mean , I think if I get my feet in it we can actually uh , put it on a patreon I keep wanting to like tilt the laptop back , thinking it's gonna move the camera up , but the reality is it's over here . Yeah , it's not a tripod . Um , that won't work . Tripod title my sex tape .
Speaker 2Um , that being said , no , did you watch brooklyn 99 before you came here , or something ? No , no , I don't know why it's .
Speaker 1It's stuck in my head tonight . There was a couple lines that came out and it just worked out . That is a great show it is a really good show , but no , I like . I like that one . What is the best lessons you ever learned ? What was the one you had before that you had said something before ? Um , you were unable to stand up for yourself and you let her override your decision .
Speaker 2No . Being able to stand up for yourself , not being such a pushover all the time no that wasn't the no , it was .
Speaker 1What is the meaningful question we can ask our listeners ?
Speaker 2You said one , amanda said one Immediately overrided and immediately overrode you , and you went with it . That you have . Well , you said it better than I said it , because you're better with words than I am . You went with it . Well , you said it better than I said it , because you're better with words than I am . You have two ears and only one mouth , so use .
Speaker 1No , not your answer to the question . You had a question to ask . I don't think it mattered . Oh Jesus , what question was that ? Gee , stand up for yourself . I'm confused . Okay , I want to ask our guests at the toe show a meaningful question .
Speaker 2Yeah , not other than no I oh , my question was what is the vices that get you through ? What are the vices that get you ?
Speaker 1through . Okay , what are the vices that get you through ? Nicotine Lots and lots of nicotine . Caffeine the caffeine and nicotine are probably the two things that keep you going on a long stretch as long as you don't get into the , I'll have to bleep this , but . Jesus Christ . That took a hard turn .
Speaker 2Well , it's pretty . Once you get into the nose beers it's . You know those 24 hour shifts yes , I do remember this story .
Speaker 1That was after g didn't know how to retorque his own goddamn wheels or over torqued his wheels and lost his wheel on his truck . And yes , you allegedly were riding in a tow truck . I say allegedly because this was not proven in the court of law with a tow truck driver who was had open alcohol in the tow truck alexander keys king camp nice and he fell asleep behind the wheel twice Nice .
Speaker 2And then like wanted a tip at the drop off .
Speaker 1Maybe he should have tried things stronger than caffeine and nicotine is all I'm saying .
Speaker 2Maybe that would have solved that problem . Maybe nose beers would have kept him awake . They're called nose nachos .
Speaker 1For his 12 hour shift that he was doing . Is that what it was ? Was it a 12 hour shift ? 12 hour shift , night shift , though no night shift , though no day shift .
Speaker 2Yeah , seven to seven seven to seven he's falling asleep and drinking . We were making him a little work a little late , because we didn't get back to the shop until like 8 , 8 , 30 at night . So you guys are terrible people .
Speaker 1But yeah , okay , one of your vices ? Yes , absolutely , I think caffeine and nicotine , if you've ever . Now you and I again came from two very different companies with two different , very different like schedules and work levels . Right , I don't want to say work level , that sounds demeaning .
Speaker 2When we worked together , every driver there smoked a lot and we all drank a lot of coffee 100% .
Speaker 1That is the main reason I went to . Black coffee was there because I felt terrible drinking so many double doubles every day .
Speaker 2Yeah , like I . At that time I was drinking like four by fours of triple , triples . Like it was disgusting coffee and I would drink like eight to ten extra large cups a day what do you mean back then ?
Speaker 1what do you drink now ?
Speaker 2double , double with milk and I drink one a day . That's it . That's it , one a day , one a day in the morning . Yeah , it helps me go , helps keep me regular . And back to the theme of the episode g going pee , pee , poo , poo but it was bad because I wouldn't go for like three or four days in a row . Really , yeah , I've been like a week without going to the pee , pee , poo , poo a week without going pee , pee , poo poo .
Speaker 1Well , pee pee , yes , but no poo poo okay , no , poo , poo , okay , so setting myself up on a schedule and a routine , which is so hard to do in the towing industry .
Speaker 2You get up , I make a coffee , I sit down at the computer , I read the news , I play , my game and I shit my pants . Drink my coffee , drink like half a liter of water , and then I go to the bathroom . Right , I get flushed out for the morning and then I'm good to start my day .
Speaker 1How much coffee ? I want to take a guess how much coffee I drink in a day . I don't know weekday or weekend . Weekday will be more because you're working a lot more .
Speaker 2You'd be surprised .
Speaker 1Weekend will probably be more well , later nights probably no , so weekday I don't know how big a pot is , how big's your pot full , full-size coffee maker okay , 12 , it's like 12 like 12 measured cups kind of thing . Okay , uh , but I'll have a large coffee in the morning on my way into work . It's a large coffee and a blueberry muffin every morning , which muffin , I found out , is just cake it has .
Speaker 2So that's six dollars of bullshit you're spending every morning out on the road . No , no , bullshit it's four dollars and eight cents okay , but still four dollars and eight cents every morning , yep , before you even get to work .
Speaker 1So you're gonna try and sell me on one of those things that if I didn't do that , I could own a ferrari right I don't give a fuck .
Speaker 2Yeah , thirty dollars a week absolutely you should see what I spent on your wrap you should see what I spent on lunch .
Speaker 1What do you mean without my wrap ? I don't get a wrap . No , it's seriously black coffee , blueberry muffin every day , that's it . That's my breakfast . There's no breakfast wrap . There's no .
Speaker 2How many cigarettes go along with that for breakfast ?
Speaker 1I like one or two . But so I drink normally One coffee and , depending on the day , I've had days where I'd say it could be three large , four large coffees by the end of the day . Maybe a nice coffee in there . A little sweetness in the afternoon , especially if it's hot out Weekends . If I'm at the house in the morning , I am downing a large , like a pot of coffee in the morning before like noon , like I make a pot First thing I do when I wake up in the morning I start the pot of coffee . I normally go into my office or whatever , or I let the dog out . By the time I come in there's enough in the pot to pour a cup .
Speaker 2I pour cup , I pour the cup , I drink the cup throughout the day . I'll keep pouring a cup , pouring a cup , pouring a cup until the pot's empty . Never , I've never made a second pot that day . So you know , if you just stopped ordering coffees for one week because the schedule that you're going to buy a ferrari , no , you , you know you . You could buy like a thermos or two and take a couple pots of coffee with you and then save 30 a week for the rest of your life and then buy a Ferrari . Well , I don't care what you do with your money . Pay off debt , save up for a house , save up for a kid's college fund , whatever you want to do with it .
Speaker 1I don't have any kids . Well , when you have a kid , Okay , is our kid going to college ? Hon , that's fair . But dad's in the towing industry and mom's eating pickles coloring a coloring book . Dad's in the towing industry and mom's eating pickles coloring a coloring book . I don't think the kid's got a good chance of going to college .
Speaker 2Diversity , I can't say the other words of diversity .
Speaker 1Pomplamoose . Long story on the Pomplamoose . Cowork and I have the same word at work . Whenever we get too aggressive or mean to each other , we use the word pump the moose , pump , pump the moose ,
pump the moose . It's a fruit . Yes , that's a fruit . It's a fruit . It's a uh , uh , a French word , for I think it's . It's one of those like uh , not a cantaloupe .
Speaker 2Uh , I'm going to look it up here , carry , on why do watermelons get divorced .
Speaker 1Because they cantaloupe . It's a grapefruit . A grapefruit is a pamplemousse . Pamplemousse , it's pretty close . It's not bad at all so yes , we're supposed to be thinking about the questions To ask our listeners . Do you tell your dog To go pee , pee , poo poo ? So yes , we're supposed to be thinking about the questions to ask our listeners .
Speaker 2Pee-pee-poo-poo . Do you tell your dog to ?
Speaker 1go pee-pee-poo-poo . I think the question is how regular is your pee-pee-poo-poo ? I think that would just be a great icebreaker with people at a toe show .
Speaker 2How often do you go number two ?
Speaker 1Hi , I'm playing at the Tone Life podcast .
Speaker 2How often do you go pee-pee-poo- .
Speaker 1Ooh , depends on . Depends on how much time .
Speaker 2I got 20 minutes plus .
Speaker 1Depends on how much time I got , minimum 20 minutes plus .
Speaker 2Um no , I I think like you're also going to have to tell me when time is , because I can't see that .
Speaker 1Um , I don't know what time we actually did your intro app , but we're currently at 44 minutes .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Um , questions to ask people at the toe show . So we've been before . You have a question . Yes , you in the back with the very strong . Who is your most memorable ?
Speaker 2customer and why . Who is your most memorable customer and why ?
Speaker 1Do I got to name them by name ? What kind of impact To my career ?
Speaker 2I don't think I've had a customer impact my career I don't think the most memorable customer I had I think that's a valid question was a very short local tow . I dropped his truck off at his house .
Speaker 2I need to touch your pee , pee , poo , poo I didn't even make it back to the office and he called my office Three times because he forgot His Percocets in the back of my truck . By the time I got the message To turn around and take his Percocets back , he called the office an additional three times , so six times in about five minutes . Like this guy was fiending over Percocets .
Speaker 1That's your most memorable tell .
Speaker 2Because I never realized how bad some people are and how like , oh yes , yeah , oh yeah . So we , we had this great life advice . Yeah , the uh , it was a older husband and wife in a Ford F-150 . They were broken down in a small town and they needed to be towed to Toronto , and this was just after COVID was really like full effect . Oh yeah , and there's two of them . Okay , and so at that point , our company policy was still no passengers , right , right , great policy Love that policy .
Speaker 2It was a great policy , so I advised them .
Speaker 1I advise that you're going to have to get a cab Silly .
Speaker 2Yeah so .
Speaker 1I advise the roadside . Can you get me a beer ? My mic doesn't go that far , please .
Speaker 2That's the producer's job .
Speaker 1I'm the talent You're the producer's job . On the talent you're the producer you did in the fridge , in the weird kitchen , the one with the cases open so I called the roadside and I told them hey , you're going to have to arrange a cab .
Speaker 2And they called to the customer and they're like so we can only give the cab for the this customer , the wife can't go with you in the cab , why they can only put one person in the cab correctly ?
Speaker 1no , yeah , that was never a restriction .
Speaker 2That's what they said , and I was there . I heard the . We sat there for an hour and a half and they're like well , I guess I'm just gonna have to stay here , um . So I just said you know what , I don't care , just we'll hop in the truck , we'll get you loaded up and I'll just take you there , like this is um , if you know me , I like staying , sticking true to the rules and regulations , but when you're just gonna give someone the run around , especially an elderly couple like that , like how old , how elderly are we ?
Speaker 170s , okay , that's pretty . Maybe late 60s , that's elderly , yeah .
Speaker 2And so the roads I just left them out there to hang yeah , they said that you would have to pay for the cab , for if the husband was able to go but the wife was not able to go on the cab , they would have to pay for the cab out in full so one cab would be covered but not the other one . And they were both going to the same spot , they were both getting towed . They're like yeah .
Speaker 1There's no , whether you want to believe in COVID and what not the seriousness of it , but , elderly couple , you're more of a threat to them Than they are to you . And they were only allowing one person to cab . I remember the cab times and I remember wait times were huge .
Speaker 2No , it wasn't the cabs issue , it was the roadside issue . The roadside said that only one person was allowed in the cab .
Speaker 1I think that's a miscommunication .
Speaker 2I called the cab company that would always come . They're like no , we put three , four people in our cabs at a time .
Speaker 1Even when we've done work with this roadside before . So with this roadside before , why ? So ? Why don't you say , okay , send the cab and then put them both in the cab ?
Speaker 2I don't know , I don't know whoever they're talking to , had something up their ass .
Speaker 1I don't know who pissed their cornflakes that morning , but they were , the cabbie could have overrode it yeah , but they're not gonna dispatch the cab until he agrees okay , so just agree to it and then dispatch cab and then put them both in the cab . Yeah , you never lied to a roadside before , not ? Really you've never . I have definitely lied to roadsides before . I can't remember where I've blatantly lied to roads .
Speaker 2I've never lied , except when I told you , yeah , when I moved , yeah , okay .
Speaker 1So I have never lied to a roadside in a way to financially benefit myself for the company , right ? Just , just don't turn it off , it'll make a loud clicky . Just , I've never lied to the roadside in order to financially benefit myself or the company , but I've lied to the roadsides in order to complete calls that just did not make sense , right , whether it be that is an aggressive , poor , um , whether it be that , okay , whether it be that it didn't make sense , or just you know a better way to make it make sense . Like these dispatchers that are in some of these roadsides do not have , sometimes , the life experience required to be in the position that they're in . So sometimes , yes , you've got to use your better judgment and I don't want to say lie , but make it make sense , make it make sense , oh , make it , make it that it makes sense .
Speaker 1These , yeah , these street to what do they call it ? Street to phone dispatchers , or whatever they were calling them for a while , where they literally would come in with no experience . And I'm not picking on one roadside specifically . This happens in a lot of roadsides . I've seen it happen in towing companies and trucking companies , where people just don't have the experience to fill the spot . So , yes , I have definitely lied to roadside companies 90% of the time . It's to benefit the customer and to make it make sense . They're a member , right ? That's a big hashtag that's been going around ever since the ontario government kind of foobarred . Uh , this to see a regulation and everything else is make it make sense . And I think if we all take that approach a little bit into the towing industry and try and make it make sense , be reasonable in how we question things and how we approach things , I think you're going to see it's going to be a lot better off overall .
Speaker 2I thought that was a political statement for one of the political parties Make it make sense .
Speaker 1Yeah , it sounds very conservative .
Speaker 2It is ? I don't think it is .
Speaker 1I don't think the liberals could ever use that argument .
Speaker 2No , they don't do much . That makes sense . But oh , I can't remember what I was going to say . Oh , we could have swore that one of the times we were talking to one of the dispatchers that they also dispatch for like a pizza place , Like it was just subcontracted out to like a call center that did pizza delivery and roadside stuff as well .
Speaker 1It's very possible . Given the call I know you can hire like dispatching companies right , we've had them on as guests . They're completely different . Apparently they go directly to your company , where these companies can have you do multiple jobs . I don't know if they do it all on shift whatnot , but you can have dispatching services that's the word I was looking for that can do this kind of thing . So I wouldn't doubt it if maybe different roadsides would start to lean on that kind of stuff too , especially in the late hours where call volume drops . The late hours , um , where call volume drops , I know in our area , you know , trying to get a hold of somebody after seven eight o'clock at night can be almost impossible , yep , where you're better off to just wait until the morning .
Speaker 1Or actually the dispatchers , like the they they don't the supervisors that are on , but I mean you got one supervisor on covering an entire region . Trying to get a hold of them at two , three o'clock in the morning isn't always practical right . So sometimes again is one of those situations where you might not necessarily lie to the roadside , but you might make a decision on your own , make it work and then lie to the roadside to make it add up at the end of the night because there was nobody else to make that decision . You know what I mean .
Speaker 2But what now that they want pictures for everything ?
Speaker 1No , I haven't . I haven't . I don't send them pictures of anything . My drivers take pictures of everything and we have the availability of the pictures , but I never sent them to the road size because , I'm pretty sure , and so centrally , why it done all four corners with their tablet devices , which is very fair . I completely understand the need for us always 100% Like you are trying to .
Speaker 1As an operator , and with the way people are nowadays , I'd probably prefer it . You know what I mean . That way there's nothing . As an operator , and with the way people are nowadays , I'd probably prefer it . You know what I mean . That way there's nothing that can come back on me , there's nothing that they can come after me for down the road and , let's be honest , especially in that area , everyone's out to get the tow truck . Nobody is coming to the defense of the tow truck . So no , I think photos are a great idea and the problem is the time that goes in it , and then if you're possibly paying a sub rate , and then the extra time that it's going to take , and so on and so forth , it can it can start to add up and be a little bit frustrating .
Speaker 2Bad service area . You got to take the same picture six times for it up to actually uploads to the tablet .
Speaker 1it depends if the if you can actually upload it off the tablet into a better spot , or if you can you is , is your artwork almost ready to be auctioned off on our on our wonderful website here at towinglifeca . Now , oh , can we get a in progress picture we're .
Speaker 2That actually looks really good that does look really good that can you bring it over here so we can show the camera ?
Speaker 1oh , we're actually going to show the camera her draft . Yeah , I'm worried . The mic it's a nerdy giraffe , it's . Yeah , that's exactly , it's exactly a nerdy , it's a high giraffe . Oh , the camera's over here .
Speaker 2Yeah , I see the back of the uh it's a canadian draft .
Speaker 1Yeah , um , we are going to be auctioning off the canadian draft on our website at www the canadian giraffe , at wwwtowinanadiangiraffecom , at wwwtowinlifeca forward slash auction or at this tow show . We will hang it up behind our booth and go buy me .
You can either bid on it in penny increments , if the penny still exists , or you can buy it flat out for $5 . Oh , come on , you think the bidding will go higher than $5 ? We need to start the bidding at $5 .
Speaker 2Will you pay more than $5 ? I will start bidding at $5 . You will pay $5 . Sold . No , we got to actually do this process .
Speaker 1Sold . Sold to the highest bidder .
Speaker 2Well , we haven't even started the bidding process yet .
Speaker 1No , that's fine you just sold to the wonderful man in the plaid blue shirt . Where's my gavel ? Congratulations , son . You are now a professional artist . You went from amateur to professional . You made money off it .
Speaker 2That means we can't use this podcast .
Speaker 1That means we can't use this area to record the podcast , because she's a professional now . Oh God , is it no professional photography ?
Speaker 2That means we're going to have to do the next one at the campsite .
Speaker 1Jesus , you think we have lighting issues here . You think it's going to be any better at the campsite ?
Speaker 2I don lighting issues here . You think it's gonna be any better at the campsite ? No , I didn't bring a ring light , or ?
Speaker 1anything , I'm sure . Oh jesus , here we have a whole container over there . I'm sure we'll be fine , yeah we'll figure it out yes , so no , we are getting to about the time and the ramblings have just continued and continued on yeah , I don't even .
Speaker 2This editing will probably either put you to sleep or make you furious and click off I think some people will enjoy the random ramblings .
Speaker 1I think just having us together on the same couch , yeah , looking deep into each other's eyes , looking at your knees looking at my knees , I have beautiful knees . I don't know what you're talking about . Like I said , I get the toesies in , we can really start making some dough . I think that's how long . That's the next .
Speaker 2The next uh , might be the first time the listeners have gotten to see our guts it ain't getting any better .
Speaker 1Ladies and gentlemen , no , I have spent more time behind an office than in a truck . I will be the first to admit it . You don't have an excuse . You don't have an excuse . No , no , no .
Speaker 2So I will reach out to your lovely lady sitting over in the corner and ask her to . And it's also not cheap . You can save a lot of money if you cut fast food , if we go over this goddamn finances .
Speaker 1One more time this man has been God I can't even get into . I can't even get into it . You need to make a budget . You're telling me about your fast food , and then you're telling me to make a budget .
Speaker 2No , I'm saying fast food is like the killer . You need to cut that out .
Speaker 1Okay , why are you criticizing me ? You're the one that ate all the fast food . The hell , is this some deflection psychology bullshit ?
Speaker 2Well , you get fast food every day .
Speaker 1You need to pack a lunch .
Speaker 2How do ?
Speaker 1you know I get fast food every day . Oh my gosh , I'm not asking you in the corner .
Speaker 2That's not fast food . I said that's six bucks and you're like , no , it's four dollars . You don't even want to know what I get for lunch it's four dollars and eight cents , and lunch varies in between 15 .
Speaker 1And 40 , yeah , 100% . Anyways , my final dinner , jesus , when did this become the attack plane guy show ?
Speaker 1I'm standing up for myself well , that is a great way to come around on that episode , jesus christ
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Speaker 1That , what ? That they're going to go back and watch our lives after this . Well , no , I think they'll get that . They'll reference the lives after this . You know what I mean ? It's kind of one of those things to be like oh yeah , that's what they were talking about . I see them doing that stuff from the toe show this weekend . We show we're at the show show this weekend . Enjoy the lives . Thanks for joining us for another episode of the tome life podcast . Take care , toodles , I gotta look at the camera . Yeah , sorry , I keep forgetting .
Speaker 2The camera's not there and look where the green light is buddy what that's not green , it's yellow you're fucking colorblind .
Speaker 1I'm not colorblind the goddamn light's yellow . You got a red one and you got a green one . Uh , if I'm I'm colorblind , then you're gullible .
Speaker 2I'm not gullible , you're just bullshit . You can't bullshit , bullshit .
Speaker 1Yeah , I can't bullshit , bullshit . No , you can't .
Speaker 2We didn't talk about that .
Speaker 1Yes , we did , we talked about it , about that .
Speaker 2We're at the toe ?
Speaker 1Yes , we did . We talked about it together for the toe show . Very fleeting . Whatever we're going with the toe show , yeah , any questions ? Yeah , dickhead . Oh , stand up for yourself . Don't let her talk to you like that Get her boy .