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The Towing Life is not like all other lifestyles. It requires a certain amount of insanity, mixed with a love of caffeine. Together, PlainGuy and TowManG do their best to give the RAW real world experience and stories that come along with this lifestyle! From beterment of the industry to straight out wacky stories, there is no shortage of entertainment on The Towing Life Podcast!
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EP:153 Drunken Hot Tow Show Mess
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Ever wondered what it's like to set up a podcast in a rented Airbnb with your best buddy? Join us as we recount the chaotic and hilarious journey of recording in makeshift studios, complete with unexpected bathroom humor and a cheeky comparison to Pornhub's categories. We dive into our evolution from amateur to professional content creators, reminiscing about the early days of our equipment and the unfiltered moments that make our podcast uniquely entertaining. The genuine camaraderie and spontaneous interruptions add an authentic flair that you won't want to miss.
Have you ever debated the merits of giraffe tongues or ghost attire while fixing a flat tire? Strap in for a laugh-filled exploration of absurd jokes, towing industry quirks, and our own ridiculous mishaps. From towing challenges and peculiar spare tire placements to the joys of attending the PTAO Tow Show in Kitchener, our banter is as unpredictable as it is amusing. We even discuss the decision to camp on-site for our annual Towing Life Christmas party, sharing nostalgic memories and joking about potential campsite mischief.
Ever tried eating a pickle while coloring? This episode wraps up with whimsical scenes, debates on appropriate language, and the best questions to ask our guests. We reflect on lessons learned, humility, and the importance of listening, all while keeping the mood light-hearted with playful puns and personal anecdotes. From the quirks of customer service in the towing industry to humorous transitions and budget arguments, this episode promises a delightful mix of humor, insights, and camaraderie that will leave you eagerly anticipating our next adventure.
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Amateur vs Professional Podcast Banter
Speaker 1I just took a sideways turn . You're not recording yet , are you ? Oh , 100% , I started the recording . We'll be able to weed this out later .
Speaker 2I'll make for a really .
Speaker 1Do not include that in the intro .
Speaker 2No , just the clip Pee-pee-poo-poo .
Speaker 1Hey Robin , go pee-pee-poo-poo . That's going to be the new thing around the house . I'm going to be in the morning when I open the bathroom door . Are you going pee-pee-poo-poo ? That is going to be a real thing . Will you take me seriously if I walk into the bathroom and say are you going pee-pee-poo-poo ?
Speaker 2You're going to make her choke on a pickle .
Speaker 1I told you we're not allowed to do that on video . Apparently , according to the Airbnb rules , as long as you're amateur , it doesn't matter , as long as you're not . What is the definition of amateur and professional ?
Speaker 2Well , it's a different tab on Pornhub . That's all I know .
Speaker 1I think it's more that it's oh wait , we need your help . Or Amanda , we need your help .
Speaker 2Can you open up Pornhub ? No , figure out what's the difference between I wasn't going to do dick .
Speaker 1No , it's that , that camera . If you look at it and if you look at it on the screen , it's just slightly angled .
Speaker 2What do you mean ? Slightly angled Like , not level , exactly .
Speaker 1Not straight , just like apparently this amateur section of it's about to be . No , so there's a little dial that makes that whole ball loose .
Speaker 2Title of my sex tape no , you gotta loosen the ball , you gotta twist the balls twist no no , the other way .
Speaker 1Lefty lucy , righty tighty , lefty lucy , there you go , and now you'll see , yeah and then , that all swivels and then or a sense of fucking level by the looks of it that's more seahawks I like this . This looks very legitimate no , it looks better .
Speaker 2Actually , it does look better . See , look at it down there , it looks better . Yeah , I can see it on the screen Damn , I made you guys look better no .
Speaker 1You emphasized my gut . Yeah , I wear black and hides a lot of it . I mean , I can't tell I'm sitting so far away from it . Start from the beginning .
Speaker 2So three years ago I approached g who was making farmville videos on youtube . No , it wasn't farmville . No , it's farming simulator . Same thing , because you got me to buy a computer to get you to buy a computer .
Speaker 1What a great decision that ended up being . It was probably one of the best decisions you ever made . You didn't sink any money into that program .
Speaker 2No , it was actually fairly cheap , but it's old and slow now .
Speaker 1You actually still have the same computer , yeah , and you've never done anything to it . I put in another 8 gigabytes of RAM .
Speaker 2That's it . That's it . This is the post , or pre-show .
Speaker 1Have you ever watched our show ? Would you like a microphone to join in on this conversation ? We should . Then I suggest that you quiet down .
Speaker 2I'm not giving you a microphone . Why not ? That's sexist .
Speaker 1Giving her a microphone because she's a woman would be sexist . I'm just not giving her a microphone period .
Speaker 2Look , you've got to specify these things .
Speaker 1Did it just tilt even no , no it still looks fine from our angle .
Speaker 2Why ?
Speaker 1does it look good there ? I don't know .
Speaker 2This looks really uncomfortable how I'm sitting it does , god damn it yeah , it's too much what is it with air and bmbs that just make amateurs out of people ?
Speaker 1There's rules against this . Okay , so my original question earlier is what is the difference between amateur and professional ? Your answer was not correct . It's just a different tab on Pornhub . If I'm not mistaken , the difference is paid and not paid . So my question becomes becomes are we amateurs or professionals at this ? We have been paid . Is this a professional podcast ? We're doing charity work . No , charity work is what this is like .
Speaker 1Make a wisp foundation no that is what having you on this show is . I get a subsidy from the government by having you as a co-host . They give me a tax break at the end of the year .
Towing Life Podcast Banter
Speaker 1This is going to be an open mic session . This isn't going to be an open mic session . Is what this is ? Oh , do you know ? Drafts have 21 inch tongues . Yes , I do .
Speaker 2And they use them to clean their ears .
Speaker 1Among other things . I don't know what does a ghost wear when it's raining ? That's right on Robin's level , like I can hear her in the back . So Robin's got this weird thing where she will come to me with a joke and I hear her in like the other room crying , laughing , like just , and she comes to me and she sends me a video or she comes and tells me the joke and it's like a two at best . No , it's not , it's a funny . It's a funny to you . Like Boots was like a solid three , she's treating it like a nine . Why are you sweating ?
Speaker 2It's hot and I'm intoxicated . I drink like two or three times a year .
Speaker 1You're not allowed to say that you were . You have to . You have to say that you were of sound body and mind before this production could start and also say you were over the age of 18 . There's insurance purposes for this .
Speaker 2I am over the age of 18 . Don't worry , but I've mixed beer , a beer .
Speaker 1Let's make this so bodily clear A beer , a beer , a beer , a beer , a rum and coke .
Speaker 2A rum and coke and Bailey's , and now another rum and coke .
Speaker 1That's a weird combination that's not going to sit well with your stomach . I'm glad you brought Tums Me too .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1But we better make this episode quick , because they're at the trailer .
Speaker 2Yeah , we were sitting down for dinner at Boston Pizza and I said I'm glad I brought Tums as all this passed and pizza got brought to the table . I swear to God , I'm not 60 .
Speaker 1I don't know . Oh , it's gonna be a stupid joke ready .
Speaker 2No , she's looking up the definition Between amateur and professional porn .
Speaker 1For those of you at home Listening to this , if this makes the episode . Oh yeah , quaff , how does a duck fart With his ?
Speaker 2ass quaff , quack , quack With his ass quack . How does a duck fart With his ass quack , quack , quack .
Speaker 1Quack , ass , quack , ass , quack . So .
Speaker 2Hey , shouldn't we be like those people that bump mics after shitty jokes ?
Speaker 1No , I'm not going to sing . That's not even a joke . It's not that funny .
Speaker 2Mrs Plain guy is like dying over in the corner .
Speaker 1So for those of you that can't pick up the background noise and I'm very curious to how much background noise picks up , and it's going to be not enough , unfortunately but you have my wife and G's girlfriend sitting opposite each other and letting out terrible jokes , sharing them and absolutely cracking each other up with third grade like third grade level jokes . Like you ? No , it's .
Speaker 2At least that's kind of towing related .
Speaker 1It's definitely towing related . It's still terrible , but it of towing related it's , it's definitely towing related .
Speaker 2It's still terrible , but it's towing related , I mean . It always baffles me when a 30 year old guy gets a flat tire and he'll wait three hours for a 20 year old to come change his tire yo , in all fairness , I would , right now , right now , like I'm no , but not even just like right .
Speaker 1I'm at the point in my life that I think that if I got a flat with the tools that , like Dodge provides which I'm pretty sure I have removed from my truck to make room for other things that if I get a flat tire too , I'm calling a tow truck .
Speaker 2Really .
Speaker 1I've got the impact on my truck . It's not so bad , yeah , but like without the impact . If you're just talking like legit tools that come on the vehicle , fuck , I've caught a tow truck .
Speaker 2Why would I refuse the call ?
Speaker 1Because it was a 30 year old person .
Speaker 2No , half the time the spare tires don't come down out of the back . Well , that's fair .
Speaker 1I'm just not changing it . Dodge Caravan To . I'm just not changing dodge caravan toe . Yeah , yeah , dodge caravan . It's under the front middle . I don't care if you swear , you service that thing weekly . I am telling you because I'm not dropping that thing on the side of the highway like that's just poor engineering poor engineering .
Speaker 2I had to change a tire . I was on one of those new uh ram rebels and he had the spare tire mounted in the bed of the truck , up on like a headache .
Speaker 1Rock nice yeah did you still reject that one too ?
Speaker 2no , I did not , um , I can't remember . I ended up towing it , though , because his bed was full of like camping stuff and he had his family with him and he didn't want to empty his bed , for me to climb up into the bed to remove the spare tire jesus christ , but it's easier to remove the whole family and put them in a tow truck .
Speaker 1Yeah , I um , when we did a trip to the east coast , I had an f-150 with the spare tire mounted under the back and we purposely , uh , tried to drop it about a week before we left and it was seized , so we cut it off and mounted it to my back rack , like strapped it to the back rack for the chip , because I'm not going to the east coast with a spare tire .
Speaker 1Um , a lot of people yeah , I never look at those damn things no like whoever thought it was a good engineering idea that we're going to mount a tire underneath a vehicle in canadian winters with salt and everything else and go . That should hold up real well , like maybe in florida , like those pickup trucks , I'm sure in florida they drop real easy . I mean salt water is probably another issue , but yeah but I don't know who the engineers are that do it , but they're idiots without even a cover like you , just drop some of them have that plastic cover .
Speaker 1Like the dodge , caravans have that plastic cover . Well , they have to .
Speaker 2That's the only thing that holds the little cocksuckers up in there . It's the cover . You got to get it out and then you got to bend the metal piece around that's seized up .
Speaker 1Yeah , are the ones that , like they're spring-loaded , that you have to close .
Speaker 2Five ones that aren't even springs anymore , because they're just seized open or shut yep , so the last time we see each other was a year ago uh , welcome to the towing life podcast , where the ditches are deep , the trucks are , but the drivers are not . I'm your host , toman G , and , as usual , I'm joined by my co-host , friend and former co-worker , the man with very strong opinions who is currently sitting beside me , mr Plain Guy . Hi G Hi .
Speaker 1How you doing Not too bad , yourself , not too bad . Welcome to another episode of the Towing Life podcast where my wife is very confused on . That's what she was waiting for for the show to start . Yeah , it really disappoints me that we have been doing this show that we have been doing this show for three years she has been a guest on this show once and with an attitude like that , and never watching apparently a single episode to know how the show normally starts .
Speaker 1Um , I think I'm going to be visiting my lawyer on Monday which one I'm not going to tell you Because we might have the same lawyer and I got to get to him first . He's a really good lawyer .
Speaker 2What kind of lawyer ? Real estate lawyer .
Speaker 1Like a real estate lawyer . Yeah , I'm looking to buy land to bury her on . Okay , no welcome . It has been a year since you and I have been together . Yeah , I'm looking to buy land to bury her on . Okay , no welcome . It has been a year since you and I have been together . I say welcome . I say welcome to you , welcome to my humble abode , our wonderful Airbnb that we are hosting this year's tow show from , I guess .
Speaker 2You're hosting the whole tow show here .
Speaker 1I'm hosting the whole tow show on this Airbnb . It's pretty big , it's going to get pretty wild meet and greet and it's going to get real hot in here . The neighbors are not going to be thrilled about this . I feel bad for whoever's upstairs . Yeah , absolutely so . It is seriously a year since we've been together . That is wild . Yeah , what other than gaining each of us gaining about 30 pounds this year ? What have you been up to ?
Speaker 2I'm getting back into the back into the tree work industry . Oh , I'm going to be a crew leader for a stumping crew in the big city of Toronto .
Speaker 1This is the point where my wife should come up with a terrible tree joke . What's the difference between hardwood and softwood ? Hardwood nevermind , that's one . Sometimes they hit , sometimes they don't hit . Um , what happened to the leaves when the trees sneezed ? Can you stop laughing so that you can tell us the joke ? I was just going to say they blew away . They blew away . That is . Oh God , that is some fine work . Have you , ladies , ever thought about doing stand-up comedy ? I think between the two of you you may be able to entertain a kindergarten class , that's their experience .
Speaker 1I'm sure there's a four-year-old birthday party that you guys would absolutely kill at .
Speaker 2That's what she does for a living she entertains four-year-olds .
Speaker 1I mean , what does she do after she leaves the house and when she entertains a ?
Speaker 227 year old . Yeah , it's about the same ballpark do you use um ?
Speaker 1do you use the experience with children to deal with g ? Yeah . Do you walk in hello friends ? Yeah , sometimes it .
Speaker 2sometimes it's worse . Sometimes I have some of her pupils have better handwriting than I . They clean up better yeah .
Bowling Banter and Borderline Sobriety
Speaker 1This is going to be a shit on G episode and .
Speaker 2I am all on board with it . It always is .
Speaker 1I'm in , I'm in . Can you turn your head so we can see you with a beard and without a beard ? Once to the left , once to the straight , once to the right , once to the straight . So it has been a . It has been a night that we have been enjoying a couple of beverages . We wanted to sit down and just have fun . It doesn't have to be fully about the toy in life . It doesn't have to be about shitty tires on Dodge Rams . We have both of our partners here with us . Mine is coloring like a can you cut this out Like a four year old in the corner and yours is sunken fully into this chair Playing Monopoly , Playing Monopoly .
Speaker 2Are you playing Monopoly with your grandma ? Oh , okay , her whole family plays Monopoly together Over the phone , and then they get in fights Because they don't send each other things right away .
Speaker 1But aren't you playing Monopoly ? So it's not the traditional Monopoly . Okay , I've heard of this . I've seen ads for this where it's like it's not real Monopoly , it's like Farmville stuff that you gotta wait for timers and bullshit and everything else . Okay , hey , man , it's changing family time together , with everyone moving away . At least we have the technology to do it right . It started with zoom calls back .
Speaker 2When now you can play monopoly with your grandma um , you can we have a romeo board sitting in our closet and we will lay in bed and play romeo on our phones together I don't know what romeo is ?
Speaker 2you've never heard of romeo . No , oh , it's uh like a game that goes from 1 to 13 and then you got smiley faces . You got four different colors you can play with like a deck of cards , really , with four different suits . Uh , you need you pick up seven tiles . If there's four people , you need 21 to start to open , to put it on . You can do three short version guy yeah 312 . You suck at math yeah , I do , you suck at romeo too I'm actually decent at romeo , my wife .
Speaker 2Well , we got another 365 days until I can bring my romeo board and we can play it online sometime yeah , yeah , we could .
Speaker 1My wife is so bad at math that's not as good as shit on YouTube . Yeah , no , no , this is the pee-pee-poo-poo episode and we get let out all the shit . Yeah , my poor dog .
Speaker 2My poor dog's sitting in the trailer , probably pissing on my couch right now .
Speaker 1Well , we record a podcast . Yeah , my wife is so bad at math that she was one of those people that would call me and ask me it's $100 and it's 10% off , how much is it ? $90 . Thank you , like that is the most .
Speaker 2How much do I charge for tax ? One point oh my goodness I know that now .
Speaker 1Okay , what is seven times three ? Now , without a calculator .
Speaker 2without a calculator you know when we're not fast math , it's called math you know , when we're in school , the teachers always said you won't always have a calculator everywhere you go . Well , look at our smartphones . Now I can open this up and , boom , I got a calculator right on my home screen right there .
Speaker 1You don't have to yell at the poor people at home . No , you gotta hold your mic here , but you don't have to yell at the poor people at home . I'm not , you got to hold your mic here , but you don't have to yell , I'm not .
Speaker 2I'm holding it further away from my app than you are kind , sir .
Speaker 1How can you not do three times seven ? My brain doesn't allow it . Okay , go back to coloring .
Speaker 2Is it color by dots or color by like ? Is there ?
Speaker 1numbers , not color by multiplication . I think it would look like a goddamn picasso with everything all over the place a giraffe with a 21 inch tongue so we were . We spent a night . We went out for dinner in boston pizza . We had a great dinner . Way , way too much food . Yes , um , that's why she's about to need a seamstress up in this place to take care of those belly buttons . His any became an outie um I've never had that happen .
Speaker 2Now it's a pretty recessed you haven't eaten enough yet .
Speaker 1we'll get there there . You give it another couple of years and we'll both be there . Perfect , with some drinks and some bowling . Would you like to declare who the winner of bowling was in all three games ?
Speaker 2It was Amanda we're talking about you . Yeah , we do the winners at the bottom of the list , right ? Oh , it's golf .
Speaker 1It's about the lowest score . Yeah , okay , yeah . Well , in that case , congratulations , amanda , on your winnings . But yes , we bowled , we laughed , we had a good time . I won last year .
Speaker 2Did you ? I think I won . Well then , the first year . Then I won Because you had fake nails that year and I won . And you were three sheets to the wind Because you raced her in the parking lot . I was three sheets to the wind . I were three sheets to the wood because you raced her in the parking .
Speaker 1I was three sheets to win I'm three sheets to win every tow show . It's kind of what I aim for . Yeah , it's a mix of vacation and entertainment . Um , I stay sober during the day while we do our events at the show and all that , and then , no , I've always been sober at the tow show okay yeah seriously , what give me an ? Instance where I was not . I please remind me he's been sober at the toe show .
Speaker 2Okay , yeah , seriously , give me an instance where I was not , please remind me .
Speaker 1Where you walked around with a beer last year .
Speaker 2Okay , but that doesn't mean I'm not sober .
Speaker 1Okay , mr Officer . Okay , like I don't mean like rehab AA , sober Like I'm not in remission Bl tube , kind seriously , I can drive I had a beer , maybe two and maybe two turns into three , maybe no , no , no , it was nowhere near more than two .
Speaker 1And then we do our meet and greets , and then we do our banquets and all that , and then all bets are off . I mean , I mean I'm here for a good time , not a long time . Um , I'm very disappointed . You almost make you sound like an alcoholic , like I'm no longer sober . Well , you're not right now . I'm borderline sober right now . All right , I could , we could do a dui test right here . I guarantee you , I beat you probably .
Speaker 2I don't even know how to do the alphabet forward , so backwards , that's fair . Or stand on one foot and rub my nose and rub my belly in the opposite directions , or whatever you got to do , pat your head and rub your belly .
Speaker 1Tap your head and pat your belly . Um , but no , we did bowling , um , the girls did phenomenally well . I had a nice little bet with my wife , um , where I had her by nine pins going into the seventh and I made her a deal that I'd better $20 . I could beat her with my left hand for the rest of the game and you were already in the lead at that point by nine pins going to a left hand . I went sewer , sewer , directly after . Like that was the leveling moment , like that pretty much made it almost square , yeah , and then you got a strike right it a little square .
Speaker 1Well , that's because I'm good , that's because she bet against me and I had something to prove . There is nothing that motivates me more than trying to prove my wife wrong on something but why do you always have to prove your wife wrong ?
Speaker 2well , we all knew that he's a dick .
Speaker 1But there's one thing there seriously needs to be like just a mic in the middle here that can pick them up , because yes , however , so I've always had this argument with her yes , right , because she's always said , well , you should stand up for yourself .
Speaker 2And I was like all right , so I always stand up to myself , but it's with her , stand up to yourself no , like you should really stand up to yourself .
Speaker 1If yourself is telling me self , you're not a very good , you need to stand up to yourself . No , like you should really stand up to yourself . If yourself is telling me self , you're not a very good , you need to stand up to yourself and tell yourself like you gotta stand up for yourself , okay , and then you stand up to her and she kicks you down with it yeah , yeah , that's what I'm doing , dude .
Speaker 2You remember I'm in your corner already . You don't need to like try to belittle me to stand up for yourself , type .
Speaker 1Oh stand up to me . Well , I'm sure she told you to stand up to me before . Yes , she has a hundred yeah , multiple times . I agree with her . Yeah , you should . Yeah , but don't you dare don't start recording on sundays . That's pretty fair he did tell me that he stopped me . He said , look , there's no more gonna be late night sundays because I started a job . And I said , okay , I'll see you sunday at 9 pm and he went okay , sounds good I did not .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , you're the ones like oh , yeah , you'll be fine .
Speaker 1No , and this was the perfect case .
Towing Life Podcast Weekend Retreat
Speaker 1And look at what happened the next week . We are recording on a thursday night . Wow , I'm early , I am yeah , okay , no , that's why we're going to record again this week . Oh , we're recording again , I don't know . We're going to try to . I think it'd be fun to . If you haven't picked up on this , the toe show hasn't started yet . No , so we are recording . At the time of recording , we are Thursday night , it's Friday and Saturday . We have decided to get up here , not really early . We always come up on the Thursday , um , and kind of meet up the night before , have some fun , do our I call this our annual Christmas party . This is the towing life Christmas party . It's the one time we can get together , have fun , let loose , uh , plan on doing more of it tomorrow and then possibly some of it on Saturday . Saturday , we'll have to plan , but Saturday would be a good night to do another recording . After the tow show Tomorrow night we'll do the bonfire and the whatnot .
Speaker 2We can't have a bonfire . It's in a ring , a campfire . It's not a bonfire .
Speaker 1You can pile skids around a fire ring . I've done it before .
Speaker 2Yeah , but they're not going to like that .
Speaker 1There's like three people in the campsite who's not going to like that . There's like three people in the campsite who's not going to like it .
Speaker 2Who's not going to like it ? Fair , there is no one working there after six o'clock .
Speaker 1Exactly , we can have a bonfire like of the neighbor's trailer .
Speaker 2Yeah , we'll have to just put my awning in .
Speaker 1Okay , we don't have to go that big . We're going to move the firing . Oh , okay , yeah , we got .
Speaker 2I didn't bring my chains off . I didn't think we were going to have to use that this weekend , but here we are . Do you have a handsaw ? No , oh , I got a little Leatherman .
Speaker 1It's got a saw on it . I can't wait to see G with the little pocket knife just sitting there cutting at the tree and trying to get the tree to go down .
Speaker 2I got a chain and a one-ton .
Speaker 1We could do some real dumb shit in that campsite . I tell you it is gonna get ugly , yeah , um . So no , we're here for the annual 2024 pta auto show in kitchener at bingman's um . This year , again , we started . We decided to not do the hotel correct because their prices , as much as they have been a great host of the toe show forever I won't name which one because many hotel hosts have jumped , like , honestly , almost double the price . Yeah , it got , it got ludicrous . So , uh , you came in and they're camping right on the site for anyone that's never been here , awesome campsite . They kind of I think they purposely put you guys I don't think purposely tried to stagger everybody out . No , I picked it . Oh , okay , never mind , that's the spot you picked . Yeah , you had any spot . I wanted a corner lot , but like , okay , but like , like a corner lot on the lake , it's not only that's a pond .
Speaker 1There's no hydrogen water on the on the lake side . Oh , that's kind of shitty . Okay , that's fair , but like you have like people from all angles . I mean there's like three people there , but but .
Speaker 2If the next person backs in which they will , because they're back in spots . I'll see a side of a trailer which I don't care about . Seeing a side of a trailer I like they're going to be facing me .
Speaker 1No , no , that is fair .
Speaker 2No , we're going to spend the evening there . Tomorrow I'm going to fire with you guys .
Speaker 1Are you guys allowed professional photography ?
Speaker 2Yes , okay , professional photography .
Speaker 1There's no rules against that there .
Speaker 2And amateur too , whatever kind of photography you want .
Speaker 1So for any of you that don't know , when I read the rules to the Airbnb , one of the rules was no professional photography , for whatever that means . We kind of have an idea on what that means . It means you've got to be in a different tab on some website . Yeah , I feel like it's like you're not allowed to . I mean it would be very smart if you were gonna do in that line of business . Let's say , just rent airbnbs and you have different like sets and backgrounds and everything , and but is someone ?
Speaker 2really watching one of those videos for the set . It's like watching nascar for the racing . No , you're . You're doing it because you want to see them crash .
Speaker 1That's not true I watch nascar for the racing yeah , you like seeing guys going .
Speaker 2Yes , and I read magazines for the articles yeah , yes , yeah , especially the foldout one on the absolutely those articles are always my favorite , but no , I uh . Um , it's got off track fast , that's why you keep a sears catalog in your toilet room .
Speaker 1Do you remember the sears catalog ?
Speaker 2oh , I'm like 10 years younger than you . Okay , you're okay . 100 your christmas wish list . That's where I was going you dirty minded , twisted bastard .
Speaker 1We used to 100 , and my wife can account for this as well . We used to go through the sears catalog and pick your christ , like you were , circle what you wanted , hun did . You do that as well . Yes , okay , sorry , didn't mean to disturb the color . She's very in her zone right now and does not want to be disturbed .
Speaker 2Can we show your work on the podcast before we end ? Okay , maybe we can auction it off , yeah , oh no , we can't do that . Then this would turn into a professional shoot , right We've got to be amateurs .
Speaker 1We , oh no , we can't do that . Then this would turn into a professional shoot . Right , we've got to be amateurs . We've got to be amateurs .
Speaker 2Okay , it can be under the table . Cash Under the table , yeah . E-transfers , paypal . What's that other one Cash app ?
Speaker 1Yeah , so you can head over to wwwtoeinglifeca forward slash Professional or amateur , I don't know what's crossing the line on this podcast . So head over to wwwtowinglifeca forward slash auction , where you will find the wonderful work of Mrs Plain and her wonderful coloring skills , all of which , mainly , is inside the lines .
Speaker 2What do you mean crossing the line ? Is that crossing the line because your wife's here , or crossing the line because we're in Airbnb ?
Speaker 1No crossing the line , because this is a podcast . Yeah , I've already . There's a spot you're gonna have to cut out earlier and I was gonna repeat it , but I don't want to make you work twice as hard , uh , to find my two inappropriate sayings that you gotta honk out oh , you know I barely listen to these when I edit them now . Well , I hope do , or this might be one of the last episodes that we have .
Speaker 1Which word ? The R word ? No , it was not no , I used the R word . Yeah , you did no , I didn't Did I ? Yes , you did . I don't think I did . I think you did no .
Speaker 2I used the AU word . What you're mistaken . Okay , Are we allowed to use that word ? I ?
Speaker 1think you're allowed to use the . I think you're allowed to use that word as long as you're not mocking it .
Speaker 2No , you're allowed to say the R word if you have donated enough money , because the Unsub Podcast , they say it all the time and they donated like $250,000 to no that's not true . Autism Research yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah . I'm not going to get into the whole debate about that word .
Speaker 2They're all slightly autistic and the one guy , levi , not Levi , eli , eli , I don't know His son's autistic . He has his own YouTube channel . He made a video on trains blowing up and stuff , see , and that's okay .
Speaker 1Like if you were talking about it in a sense of talking about it in the educational purpose . I think that's okay . I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it in the way of making a joke on something being a slightly slower or or you know and , and using that as a reference .
Speaker 2Well , I would never use it to demean someone who actually has a learning disability in the first place .
Speaker 1Of course not Neither . But if you're being an idiot . I think it's fair game . Yeah , a hundred percent . Ninety percent of the world does not agree with us on that fair and in a day and age of the internet , I'd rather not piss off that 90 percent of the world that feels that way . Yeah , um , unfortunately it's where we live . I mean , the world is a strange place I just live in my convent .
Speaker 2I barely leave my property , so I don't know what world you live in , but my world's different than yours .
Speaker 1Well , you and your con , you can say whatever you want to whoever you want . There's only seven people in the world that have any meaning . Or say let me ask you , with the tow show coming up tomorrow and this will air after it , so it's not going to ruin it for anybody . Every year we have gone around and asked people a question , something that you know made them think why , why towing ? What did you do before towing ? What is a good question , in your opinion , that we can ask our , the guests at the tow show next year , or tomorrow and saturday next year ? That you think would gather some interesting responses . What , what are you going on about over ? Don't know what she's saying , just color your pickle or something she's okay , they're like dying
Lessons Learned in the Towing Industry
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Speaker 1Can you use the word if she's sitting eating a pickle coloring a coloring book ? Like I feel like that opens . I , we did not , we did not , but like seriously , can we use the word in the context when you were sitting eating a pickle coloring in your coloring book ? And laughing hysterically at your own comments . I will let you guess what word we're trying to use that's him , not me I'm asking if it's appropriate , given the situation judging by your tone , that's a no .
Speaker 2I don't think it's appropriate given the situation no plus , you shouldn't be telling your wife that plus .
Speaker 1I'm sure she's waving that pickle at me angrily she's gonna throw it .
Speaker 2I think her aim's right better than bowling .
Speaker 1Don't throw the pickle at the airbnb . It's a bad idea . Do not throw the pickle in the airbnb , please . Yeah , home is where the heart is . Remember that , and your heart is where right now I'm surprised there's no live laugh love sticker on the wall here . What concern . There's a heart over there . There is a heart over there .
Speaker 2It's a very strange looking heart and um at home is where the heart is . And can you uh read me the title of that puzzle please ?
Speaker 1no , it's very inclusive . Yes , um rainbow beauty 500 piece puzzle there you go . You want to do a puzzle after your coloring book there , captain , a um , so a question what was the question again ? A question . What do you think would be a meaningful question that we can ask our our listeners or guests at the toe show tomorrow ?
Speaker 2what is that's ?
Speaker 1what is your vice that gets you through the days what is your vice that gets you today the best lesson I like ? I like that one , the best lesson you've learned , like I like that one , the best lesson you've learned . So in asking that , I want to ask you gee , what is the best lesson you've learned Best ?
Speaker 2lesson that I've learned Um that you're not always the smartest person around , that you should always shut up and listen . Talk less than what you or you should hear , and listen more than what you speak .
Speaker 1You got two ears and one mouth . Use it . No , that's a . That's pretty fair . You don't have to be the smartest guy . Best lesson that I've learned in towing is some of the best . It goes along the same lines as some of the best towers that I know . Don't like . Don't have to pretend they know everything . Right , some of the best towers I've met are some of the most humble people in the industry , right , and you see so many of these young guys running around . Now I'm king shit chest puffed out and all that and , and at one point I'm sure I was one of them .
Speaker 2When you're new in the industry , like a year in that's oh yeah , I know everything . And then you get humbled real quick and in between that year to three year mark you're like , oh yeah , there's , I learn new things every day . Maybe that's not true everyone that's not true .
Speaker 1I have guys that have run out of four or five years that are still can't be humbled , that just absolutely think they are let their shit don't stink . Their shit don't stink . They are the some of the best tellers . They don't have to listen to their peers or or listen to experience of other people . They just they've got to figure out right . You can go like , oh no , I did this way , oh , I do it this way , and it's like , oh cool , good for you , good luck with that . Let me know how that continues to work out for you . But at the end of the day , you don't have to be that operator to be the best , the best operators that I've ever met . Don't pretend to be superstars .
Speaker 2Sorry , you know , superstars , sorry a couple we're gonna have to charge for this episode with your knees in the shot , like that .
Speaker 1I mean , I think if I get my feet in it we can actually uh , put it on a patreon I keep wanting to like tilt the laptop back , thinking it's gonna move the camera up , but the reality is it's over here . Yeah , it's not a tripod . Um , that won't work . Tripod title my sex tape .
Speaker 2Um , that being said , no , did you watch brooklyn 99 before you came here , or something ? No , no , I don't know why it's .
Speaker 1It's stuck in my head tonight . There was a couple lines that came out and it just worked out . That is a great show it is a really good show , but no , I like . I like that one . What is the best lessons you ever learned ? What was the one you had before that you had said something before ? Um , you were unable to stand up for yourself and you let her override your decision .
Speaker 2No . Being able to stand up for yourself , not being such a pushover all the time no that wasn't the no , it was .
Speaker 1What is the meaningful question we can ask our listeners ?
Speaker 2You said one , amanda said one Immediately overrided and immediately overrode you , and you went with it . That you have . Well , you said it better than I said it , because you're better with words than I am . You went with it . Well , you said it better than I said it , because you're better with words than I am . You have two ears and only one mouth , so use .
Speaker 1No , not your answer to the question . You had a question to ask . I don't think it mattered . Oh Jesus , what question was that ? Gee , stand up for yourself . I'm confused . Okay , I want to ask our guests at the toe show a meaningful question .
Speaker 2Yeah , not other than no I oh , my question was what is the vices that get you through ? What are the vices that get you ?
Speaker 1through . Okay , what are the vices that get you through ? Nicotine Lots and lots of nicotine . Caffeine the caffeine and nicotine are probably the two things that keep you going on a long stretch as long as you don't get into the , I'll have to bleep this , but . Jesus Christ . That took a hard turn .
Speaker 2Well , it's pretty . Once you get into the nose beers it's . You know those 24 hour shifts yes , I do remember this story .
Speaker 1That was after g didn't know how to retorque his own goddamn wheels or over torqued his wheels and lost his wheel on his truck . And yes , you allegedly were riding in a tow truck . I say allegedly because this was not proven in the court of law with a tow truck driver who was had open alcohol in the tow truck alexander keys king camp nice and he fell asleep behind the wheel twice Nice .
Speaker 2And then like wanted a tip at the drop off .
Speaker 1Maybe he should have tried things stronger than caffeine and nicotine is all I'm saying .
Speaker 2Maybe that would have solved that problem . Maybe nose beers would have kept him awake . They're called nose nachos .
Speaker 1For his 12 hour shift that he was doing . Is that what it was ? Was it a 12 hour shift ? 12 hour shift , night shift , though no night shift , though no day shift .
Speaker 2Yeah , seven to seven seven to seven he's falling asleep and drinking . We were making him a little work a little late , because we didn't get back to the shop until like 8 , 8 , 30 at night . So you guys are terrible people .
Speaker 1But yeah , okay , one of your vices ? Yes , absolutely , I think caffeine and nicotine , if you've ever . Now you and I again came from two very different companies with two different , very different like schedules and work levels . Right , I don't want to say work level , that sounds demeaning .
Speaker 2When we worked together , every driver there smoked a lot and we all drank a lot of coffee 100% .
Speaker 1That is the main reason I went to . Black coffee was there because I felt terrible drinking so many double doubles every day .
Speaker 2Yeah , like I . At that time I was drinking like four by fours of triple , triples . Like it was disgusting coffee and I would drink like eight to ten extra large cups a day what do you mean back then ?
Speaker 1what do you drink now ?
Speaker 2double , double with milk and I drink one a day . That's it . That's it , one a day , one a day in the morning . Yeah , it helps me go , helps keep me regular . And back to the theme of the episode g going pee , pee , poo , poo but it was bad because I wouldn't go for like three or four days in a row . Really , yeah , I've been like a week without going to the pee , pee , poo , poo a week without going pee , pee , poo poo .
Speaker 1Well , pee pee , yes , but no poo poo okay , no , poo , poo , okay , so setting myself up on a schedule and a routine , which is so hard to do in the towing industry .
Speaker 2You get up , I make a coffee , I sit down at the computer , I read the news , I play , my game and I shit my pants . Drink my coffee , drink like half a liter of water , and then I go to the bathroom . Right , I get flushed out for the morning and then I'm good to start my day .
Speaker 1How much coffee ? I want to take a guess how much coffee I drink in a day . I don't know weekday or weekend . Weekday will be more because you're working a lot more .
Speaker 2You'd be surprised .
Speaker 1Weekend will probably be more well , later nights probably no , so weekday I don't know how big a pot is , how big's your pot full , full-size coffee maker okay , 12 , it's like 12 like 12 measured cups kind of thing . Okay , uh , but I'll have a large coffee in the morning on my way into work . It's a large coffee and a blueberry muffin every morning , which muffin , I found out , is just cake it has .
Speaker 2So that's six dollars of bullshit you're spending every morning out on the road . No , no , bullshit it's four dollars and eight cents okay , but still four dollars and eight cents every morning , yep , before you even get to work .
Speaker 1So you're gonna try and sell me on one of those things that if I didn't do that , I could own a ferrari right I don't give a fuck .
Speaker 2Yeah , thirty dollars a week absolutely you should see what I spent on your wrap you should see what I spent on lunch .
Speaker 1What do you mean without my wrap ? I don't get a wrap . No , it's seriously black coffee , blueberry muffin every day , that's it . That's my breakfast . There's no breakfast wrap . There's no .
Speaker 2How many cigarettes go along with that for breakfast ?
Speaker 1I like one or two . But so I drink normally One coffee and , depending on the day , I've had days where I'd say it could be three large , four large coffees by the end of the day . Maybe a nice coffee in there . A little sweetness in the afternoon , especially if it's hot out Weekends . If I'm at the house in the morning , I am downing a large , like a pot of coffee in the morning before like noon , like I make a pot First thing I do when I wake up in the morning I start the pot of coffee . I normally go into my office or whatever , or I let the dog out . By the time I come in there's enough in the pot to pour a cup .
Speaker 2I pour cup , I pour the cup , I drink the cup throughout the day . I'll keep pouring a cup , pouring a cup , pouring a cup until the pot's empty . Never , I've never made a second pot that day . So you know , if you just stopped ordering coffees for one week because the schedule that you're going to buy a ferrari , no , you , you know you . You could buy like a thermos or two and take a couple pots of coffee with you and then save 30 a week for the rest of your life and then buy a Ferrari . Well , I don't care what you do with your money . Pay off debt , save up for a house , save up for a kid's college fund , whatever you want to do with it .
Speaker 1I don't have any kids . Well , when you have a kid , Okay , is our kid going to college ? Hon , that's fair . But dad's in the towing industry and mom's eating pickles coloring a coloring book . Dad's in the towing industry and mom's eating pickles coloring a coloring book . I don't think the kid's got a good chance of going to college .
Speaker 2Diversity , I can't say the other words of diversity .
Speaker 1Pomplamoose . Long story on the Pomplamoose . Cowork and I have the same word at work . Whenever we get too aggressive or mean to each other , we use the word pump the moose , pump , pump the moose ,
Towing Industry Customer Service Woes
Speaker 1pump the moose . It's a fruit . Yes , that's a fruit . It's a fruit . It's a uh , uh , a French word , for I think it's . It's one of those like uh , not a cantaloupe .
Speaker 2Uh , I'm going to look it up here , carry , on why do watermelons get divorced .
Speaker 1Because they cantaloupe . It's a grapefruit . A grapefruit is a pamplemousse . Pamplemousse , it's pretty close . It's not bad at all so yes , we're supposed to be thinking about the questions To ask our listeners . Do you tell your dog To go pee , pee , poo poo ? So yes , we're supposed to be thinking about the questions to ask our listeners .
Speaker 2Pee-pee-poo-poo . Do you tell your dog to ?
Speaker 1go pee-pee-poo-poo . I think the question is how regular is your pee-pee-poo-poo ? I think that would just be a great icebreaker with people at a toe show .
Speaker 2How often do you go number two ?
Speaker 1Hi , I'm playing at the Tone Life podcast .
Speaker 2How often do you go pee-pee-poo- .
Speaker 1Ooh , depends on . Depends on how much time .
Speaker 2I got 20 minutes plus .
Speaker 1Depends on how much time I got , minimum 20 minutes plus .
Speaker 2Um no , I I think like you're also going to have to tell me when time is , because I can't see that .
Speaker 1Um , I don't know what time we actually did your intro app , but we're currently at 44 minutes .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Um , questions to ask people at the toe show . So we've been before . You have a question . Yes , you in the back with the very strong . Who is your most memorable ?
Speaker 2customer and why . Who is your most memorable customer and why ?
Speaker 1Do I got to name them by name ? What kind of impact To my career ?
Speaker 2I don't think I've had a customer impact my career I don't think the most memorable customer I had I think that's a valid question was a very short local tow . I dropped his truck off at his house .
Speaker 2I need to touch your pee , pee , poo , poo I didn't even make it back to the office and he called my office Three times because he forgot His Percocets in the back of my truck . By the time I got the message To turn around and take his Percocets back , he called the office an additional three times , so six times in about five minutes . Like this guy was fiending over Percocets .
Speaker 1That's your most memorable tell .
Speaker 2Because I never realized how bad some people are and how like , oh yes , yeah , oh yeah . So we , we had this great life advice . Yeah , the uh , it was a older husband and wife in a Ford F-150 . They were broken down in a small town and they needed to be towed to Toronto , and this was just after COVID was really like full effect . Oh yeah , and there's two of them . Okay , and so at that point , our company policy was still no passengers , right , right , great policy Love that policy .
Speaker 2It was a great policy , so I advised them .
Speaker 1I advise that you're going to have to get a cab Silly .
Speaker 2Yeah so .
Speaker 1I advise the roadside . Can you get me a beer ? My mic doesn't go that far , please .
Speaker 2That's the producer's job .
Speaker 1I'm the talent You're the producer's job . On the talent you're the producer you did in the fridge , in the weird kitchen , the one with the cases open so I called the roadside and I told them hey , you're going to have to arrange a cab .
Speaker 2And they called to the customer and they're like so we can only give the cab for the this customer , the wife can't go with you in the cab , why they can only put one person in the cab correctly ?
Speaker 1no , yeah , that was never a restriction .
Speaker 2That's what they said , and I was there . I heard the . We sat there for an hour and a half and they're like well , I guess I'm just gonna have to stay here , um . So I just said you know what , I don't care , just we'll hop in the truck , we'll get you loaded up and I'll just take you there , like this is um , if you know me , I like staying , sticking true to the rules and regulations , but when you're just gonna give someone the run around , especially an elderly couple like that , like how old , how elderly are we ?
Speaker 170s , okay , that's pretty . Maybe late 60s , that's elderly , yeah .
Speaker 2And so the roads I just left them out there to hang yeah , they said that you would have to pay for the cab , for if the husband was able to go but the wife was not able to go on the cab , they would have to pay for the cab out in full so one cab would be covered but not the other one . And they were both going to the same spot , they were both getting towed . They're like yeah .
Speaker 1There's no , whether you want to believe in COVID and what not the seriousness of it , but , elderly couple , you're more of a threat to them Than they are to you . And they were only allowing one person to cab . I remember the cab times and I remember wait times were huge .
Speaker 2No , it wasn't the cabs issue , it was the roadside issue . The roadside said that only one person was allowed in the cab .
Speaker 1I think that's a miscommunication .
Speaker 2I called the cab company that would always come . They're like no , we put three , four people in our cabs at a time .
Speaker 1Even when we've done work with this roadside before . So with this roadside before , why ? So ? Why don't you say , okay , send the cab and then put them both in the cab ?
Speaker 2I don't know , I don't know whoever they're talking to , had something up their ass .
Speaker 1I don't know who pissed their cornflakes that morning , but they were , the cabbie could have overrode it yeah , but they're not gonna dispatch the cab until he agrees okay , so just agree to it and then dispatch cab and then put them both in the cab . Yeah , you never lied to a roadside before , not ? Really you've never . I have definitely lied to roadsides before . I can't remember where I've blatantly lied to roads .
Speaker 2I've never lied , except when I told you , yeah , when I moved , yeah , okay .
Speaker 1So I have never lied to a roadside in a way to financially benefit myself for the company , right ? Just , just don't turn it off , it'll make a loud clicky . Just , I've never lied to the roadside in order to financially benefit myself or the company , but I've lied to the roadsides in order to complete calls that just did not make sense , right , whether it be that is an aggressive , poor , um , whether it be that , okay , whether it be that it didn't make sense , or just you know a better way to make it make sense . Like these dispatchers that are in some of these roadsides do not have , sometimes , the life experience required to be in the position that they're in . So sometimes , yes , you've got to use your better judgment and I don't want to say lie , but make it make sense , make it make sense , oh , make it , make it that it makes sense .
Speaker 1These , yeah , these street to what do they call it ? Street to phone dispatchers , or whatever they were calling them for a while , where they literally would come in with no experience . And I'm not picking on one roadside specifically . This happens in a lot of roadsides . I've seen it happen in towing companies and trucking companies , where people just don't have the experience to fill the spot . So , yes , I have definitely lied to roadside companies 90% of the time . It's to benefit the customer and to make it make sense . They're a member , right ? That's a big hashtag that's been going around ever since the ontario government kind of foobarred . Uh , this to see a regulation and everything else is make it make sense . And I think if we all take that approach a little bit into the towing industry and try and make it make sense , be reasonable in how we question things and how we approach things , I think you're going to see it's going to be a lot better off overall .
Speaker 2I thought that was a political statement for one of the political parties Make it make sense .
Speaker 1Yeah , it sounds very conservative .
Speaker 2It is ? I don't think it is .
Speaker 1I don't think the liberals could ever use that argument .
Speaker 2No , they don't do much . That makes sense . But oh , I can't remember what I was going to say . Oh , we could have swore that one of the times we were talking to one of the dispatchers that they also dispatch for like a pizza place , Like it was just subcontracted out to like a call center that did pizza delivery and roadside stuff as well .
Speaker 1It's very possible . Given the call I know you can hire like dispatching companies right , we've had them on as guests . They're completely different . Apparently they go directly to your company , where these companies can have you do multiple jobs . I don't know if they do it all on shift whatnot , but you can have dispatching services that's the word I was looking for that can do this kind of thing . So I wouldn't doubt it if maybe different roadsides would start to lean on that kind of stuff too , especially in the late hours where call volume drops . The late hours , um , where call volume drops , I know in our area , you know , trying to get a hold of somebody after seven eight o'clock at night can be almost impossible , yep , where you're better off to just wait until the morning .
Speaker 1Or actually the dispatchers , like the they they don't the supervisors that are on , but I mean you got one supervisor on covering an entire region . Trying to get a hold of them at two , three o'clock in the morning isn't always practical right . So sometimes again is one of those situations where you might not necessarily lie to the roadside , but you might make a decision on your own , make it work and then lie to the roadside to make it add up at the end of the night because there was nobody else to make that decision . You know what I mean .
Speaker 2But what now that they want pictures for everything ?
Speaker 1No , I haven't . I haven't . I don't send them pictures of anything . My drivers take pictures of everything and we have the availability of the pictures , but I never sent them to the road size because , I'm pretty sure , and so centrally , why it done all four corners with their tablet devices , which is very fair . I completely understand the need for us always 100% Like you are trying to .
Speaker 1As an operator , and with the way people are nowadays , I'd probably prefer it . You know what I mean . That way there's nothing . As an operator , and with the way people are nowadays , I'd probably prefer it . You know what I mean . That way there's nothing that can come back on me , there's nothing that they can come after me for down the road and , let's be honest , especially in that area , everyone's out to get the tow truck . Nobody is coming to the defense of the tow truck . So no , I think photos are a great idea and the problem is the time that goes in it , and then if you're possibly paying a sub rate , and then the extra time that it's going to take , and so on and so forth , it can it can start to add up and be a little bit frustrating .
Speaker 2Bad service area . You got to take the same picture six times for it up to actually uploads to the tablet .
Speaker 1it depends if the if you can actually upload it off the tablet into a better spot , or if you can you is , is your artwork almost ready to be auctioned off on our on our wonderful website here at towinglifeca . Now , oh , can we get a in progress picture we're .
Speaker 2That actually looks really good that does look really good that can you bring it over here so we can show the camera ?
Speaker 1oh , we're actually going to show the camera her draft . Yeah , I'm worried . The mic it's a nerdy giraffe , it's . Yeah , that's exactly , it's exactly a nerdy , it's a high giraffe . Oh , the camera's over here .
Speaker 2Yeah , I see the back of the uh it's a canadian draft .
Speaker 1Yeah , um , we are going to be auctioning off the canadian draft on our website at www the canadian giraffe , at wwwtowinanadiangiraffecom , at wwwtowinlifeca forward slash auction or at this tow show . We will hang it up behind our booth and go buy me .
Budget and Professional Transition
Speaker 1You can either bid on it in penny increments , if the penny still exists , or you can buy it flat out for $5 . Oh , come on , you think the bidding will go higher than $5 ? We need to start the bidding at $5 .
Speaker 2Will you pay more than $5 ? I will start bidding at $5 . You will pay $5 . Sold . No , we got to actually do this process .
Speaker 1Sold . Sold to the highest bidder .
Speaker 2Well , we haven't even started the bidding process yet .
Speaker 1No , that's fine you just sold to the wonderful man in the plaid blue shirt . Where's my gavel ? Congratulations , son . You are now a professional artist . You went from amateur to professional . You made money off it .
Speaker 2That means we can't use this podcast .
Speaker 1That means we can't use this area to record the podcast , because she's a professional now . Oh God , is it no professional photography ?
Speaker 2That means we're going to have to do the next one at the campsite .
Speaker 1Jesus , you think we have lighting issues here . You think it's going to be any better at the campsite ?
Speaker 2I don lighting issues here . You think it's gonna be any better at the campsite ? No , I didn't bring a ring light , or ?
Speaker 1anything , I'm sure . Oh jesus , here we have a whole container over there . I'm sure we'll be fine , yeah we'll figure it out yes , so no , we are getting to about the time and the ramblings have just continued and continued on yeah , I don't even .
Speaker 2This editing will probably either put you to sleep or make you furious and click off I think some people will enjoy the random ramblings .
Speaker 1I think just having us together on the same couch , yeah , looking deep into each other's eyes , looking at your knees looking at my knees , I have beautiful knees . I don't know what you're talking about . Like I said , I get the toesies in , we can really start making some dough . I think that's how long . That's the next .
Speaker 2The next uh , might be the first time the listeners have gotten to see our guts it ain't getting any better .
Speaker 1Ladies and gentlemen , no , I have spent more time behind an office than in a truck . I will be the first to admit it . You don't have an excuse . You don't have an excuse . No , no , no .
Speaker 2So I will reach out to your lovely lady sitting over in the corner and ask her to . And it's also not cheap . You can save a lot of money if you cut fast food , if we go over this goddamn finances .
Speaker 1One more time this man has been God I can't even get into . I can't even get into it . You need to make a budget . You're telling me about your fast food , and then you're telling me to make a budget .
Speaker 2No , I'm saying fast food is like the killer . You need to cut that out .
Speaker 1Okay , why are you criticizing me ? You're the one that ate all the fast food . The hell , is this some deflection psychology bullshit ?
Speaker 2Well , you get fast food every day .
Speaker 1You need to pack a lunch .
Speaker 2How do ?
Speaker 1you know I get fast food every day . Oh my gosh , I'm not asking you in the corner .
Speaker 2That's not fast food . I said that's six bucks and you're like , no , it's four dollars . You don't even want to know what I get for lunch it's four dollars and eight cents , and lunch varies in between 15 .
Speaker 1And 40 , yeah , 100% . Anyways , my final dinner , jesus , when did this become the attack plane guy show ?
Speaker 1I'm standing up for myself well , that is a great way to come around on that episode , jesus christ
Colorblind Camera Bickerings
Speaker 1. So , on behalf of the man with a newfound confidence of myself , mr toe mangy , we thank you for joining us for another episode of the toe in life podcast . Mr Toe Manji , we thank you for joining us for another episode of the Toe in Life podcast , where we will Hopefully well , we'll definitely be back next week , but hopefully you guys will get to see us Again at least once or twice more times Together . Yeah , I know , but They'll go back and see the lives and go oh , that's the times that they're referencing when we do some lives from the Toe Show and we do some walk around video clips you honestly think our fans are that diehard ?
Speaker 1That , what ? That they're going to go back and watch our lives after this . Well , no , I think they'll get that . They'll reference the lives after this . You know what I mean ? It's kind of one of those things to be like oh yeah , that's what they were talking about . I see them doing that stuff from the toe show this weekend . We show we're at the show show this weekend . Enjoy the lives . Thanks for joining us for another episode of the tome life podcast . Take care , toodles , I gotta look at the camera . Yeah , sorry , I keep forgetting .
Speaker 2The camera's not there and look where the green light is buddy what that's not green , it's yellow you're fucking colorblind .
Speaker 1I'm not colorblind the goddamn light's yellow . You got a red one and you got a green one . Uh , if I'm I'm colorblind , then you're gullible .
Speaker 2I'm not gullible , you're just bullshit . You can't bullshit , bullshit .
Speaker 1Yeah , I can't bullshit , bullshit . No , you can't .
Speaker 2We didn't talk about that .
Speaker 1Yes , we did , we talked about it , about that .
Speaker 2We're at the toe ?
Speaker 1Yes , we did . We talked about it together for the toe show . Very fleeting . Whatever we're going with the toe show , yeah , any questions ? Yeah , dickhead . Oh , stand up for yourself . Don't let her talk to you like that Get her boy .
