Bliss Cruise Part 2: Glow Night, Jungle Orgies & a Very Sick Dan

Bliss Cruise Part 2: Glow Night, Jungle Orgies & a Very Sick Dan | Episode 235

In this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy recap Part 2 of their Bliss Cruise adventure, picking up right where last week’s story left off.

After finishing a wild beach party, the crew heads back to the ship where Lacy and Daphne attend a male review while Dan and Mike hit the casino. The night ends quietly for Dan and Lacy after watching some friends get busy at Dance & Play before deciding to call it a night.

The next day finally brings sunshine and warm weather, leading to a much-needed pool day before Glow Night. After the pool party, Daphne literally risks it all to sneak away and hook up with Dan before the night’s festivities. Dan begins feeling a little off physically but still pushes through the night, which eventually ends with a late-night jungle solarium playroom adventure.

By the next morning Dan is feeling terrible but manages to power through the Swing Nation meet-and-greet before spending the rest of the day in bed. That leaves Lacy flying solo to the fetish dinner, where friends gather for a night of bold outfits, playful spankings, and kinky entertainment before she heads to the top deck to officiate the wedding of Electric Pleasures DJ Sophie Vor.

From wild parties to sickness and everything in between, it’s a raw and hilarious look at the highs and lows of one unforgettable cruise adventure.

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SPEAKER_03 0:00

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SPEAKER_01 0:22

Welcome to the Swing Nation Podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe, interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. And we are back with another Bliss Cruise episode. Last week we did part one. This week we're doing part two. When we left you, we had just finished up at the Royal Caribbean Beach Party and had got back on board the ship headed to the topless travel meet and greet.

SPEAKER_03 1:17

Yeah. So I got completely ready for the night portion because our night was pretty packed. Um and uh I like did my hair makeup, everything. I just put on like a romper and because I didn't want to wear my full theme outfit. It was a little early for that.

SPEAKER_05 1:34

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Most people were just getting back. Like some people were in their in their bathing suits, like people were just getting back.

SPEAKER_05 1:39

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

But I knew I didn't have time to get ready. So um we went to that. If you don't know, if you book with us, you also are part of the topless travel group.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Right. So we're a sub-affiliate of Topless Travel, which means when you book with Swinger Society, you're booking through Swinger Society with Topless through Bliss. Yes. Not confusing at all. Not at all. But the benefits are you get everything, all the benefits of booking with Swinger Society, all the benefits of booking with Topless, and all the benefits of booking with Bliss Cruise all at one time.

SPEAKER_03 2:10

Yes. So um their meet and greets are usually on the first day, but the way the schedule fell, and because it was a shorter cruise, it had to be on the second day. It also was like right as the ship was leaving port. So it was kind of a weird time, but I felt like the turnout was really good. It's just a nice way to meet other to travel people. They um it's an open bar, so you can, if you don't have the drink package, you can get a drink or two, which is always fine.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

Four or four, you know, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

Whatever they don't count. Um, it's it's nice. Um, DJ Frisky always plays. Um, he does a great job. Party marks in their MCN, and he usually says um a few nice things about, you know, Topless and Joe and Shelly who own it, which is lovely. And he gives us a shout-out, which is nice. Um yeah, it was it was nice. We just got to chat and get to know it was because it was a little smaller. A lot of the listeners that we got to talk to them and have a little bit more time to chat. So that was really nice. Um, but that was I mean, that was pretty much it. Um, after we got done there, we went back to our rooms real quick and did a quick change into our theme outfits because I had a tour of the solarium at eight. So, in order to uh get everything done in time, that meant we had to eat between that six to eight time period. And the night before we had done a big dinner with everybody, and we knew we didn't have quite the time this night. So we just did a smaller, it was four couples. It was us, Daphne and Mike, Nick and Mandy. Mandy works with us, and NC Blackbeard and his her name's Mermaid something.

SPEAKER_05 3:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

I know her real name, I don't know her her username. Uh so um so it was nice because we even though Mandy like works with us, we talk to her a lot like on the phone and Zoom, we don't get to spend a lot of like her time with, you know, especially like when we're not kind of working. So that was nice to get to hang out with them because that they were here on vacation, like it wasn't a work trip for her. Um, so yeah, so we had dinner and then after dinner, so let's talk about the theme for this night. It was tropical teas. So I wore this um, it's like a mesh nude dress that had flowers over it, like 3D flowers. And the flowers were put in all the important places, so it covered all the parts, but essentially it was sheer. Uh I loved it. Shout out to Southern Swap and Jersey Couple. They had worn something very similar to that back at Secrets a year or so ago. I loved it, and I knew if I ever we ever did anything like that again, I wanted to find something similar to that. And just so happened, I had found that dress. They had worn like a bikini version. I found that dress on like a Facebook ad. And I ordered it in January from China, not knowing if it would ever come. And it actually came and it fit and it it worked perfect.

SPEAKER_01 5:15

Yeah, people were freaking out over the dress, both online and in person.

SPEAKER_03 5:20

People loved it. It was beautiful, it was not the most comfortable dress to wear. I felt beautiful, I felt like a million bucks in it. It was sheer, I was essentially nude with fake flowers covering my important parts. So it was like not super comfortable to sit in. Um and it was still really, really cold this day, uh especially at night. So um and even indoors, because I think they're so used to like running the AC, it was still really cold inside.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

So after we went and had dinner, um, they had a mail review this time. Uh they didn't have it on the last bliss cruise, but they had it the one before it. So me and Daphne went to that. It's like if you've ever been on a cruise, it's like when the show ends.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

Didn't we go do the solarium?

SPEAKER_03 6:07

Um, yeah, I skipped that.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:09

Sorry. It's almost like I've done this before or something. I'm giving damn shit. We actually already recorded this once.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

Yeah, and we messed it up, but yeah, it's okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:19

I'm just giving him shit for fun. Um, no, so after dinner we went, thank you, babe. We went to the solarium and did a full tour. And the solarium was perfect for that dress because it looked like the Rainforest Cafe. Like it was green, they had green lights, they had like all kinds of like fake flowers, it had like elephants, like carvings.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

Yeah, so the the solarium on this cruise ship, and as is on many bliss cruises, was the main playroom area. So uh we were able to go and and make some TikToks in there, and then we were able to do a tour video, and uh so you'll you'll see that on our social media. I think I released uh at least part of that or some some clips from that uh on TikTok and on Instagram. But yeah, it this yeah, every solarium's a little bit different, I think. Um this one definitely was a vibe, like it had that jungle vibe. Um, you know, we've been in other ones that were nice, but not nearly as decorative as this one was. This one, like you said, it felt like a rainforest cafe. Yeah, it literally looks like the rainforest cafe.

SPEAKER_03 7:23

Like it had a bridge going over the pool, and that like they put the DJ up there to play music, you know, in there. It was really super cool. And we actually we only made it to that playroom, I think, once one night. But we really, really love it. It was beautiful. Um, so and you know, the night before it had flooded, so they had gotten it all cleaned up and everything, and so it looked, it looked really good. So we did that whole tour, and then um after that, Daphne and I went to the mail review, which was in the it's in the theater, and we almost didn't go because we thought it was gonna be cold, and it really was, it was pretty chilly in there, but we got a drink and some popcorn and you know found our seats. Uh, they were like the guys were coming around like you could get ones. They were like, we take all forms of payment. So of course I thought like I we're on the ship, I can use my like Royal Caribbean C Pass. No, you couldn't. So we didn't have any dollars and um and and throughout they did a great job. The show was awesome, the guys were great. Um during the performance, they would come out in the audience and they were like grinding on these women, and like we didn't have any money, so we just like would look down because we didn't want them to come over and dance on us, and we didn't have the money to tip them. So it was like, I don't know, it was weird. We definitely wanted them to dance on us, but we were they were hot.

SPEAKER_05 8:48

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_03 8:48

Um, probably midway through that we were kind of over it, you know. It's like it's kind of like going to a strip club when you're a swinger, you know. Like, I actually like going, but like I'd rather just fuck, you know?

SPEAKER_05 8:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

So you can only do so much. But it was fine. We had a good time, it was nice. Y'all went to the casino.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Yeah, so this is almost becoming a tradition on Bliss Cruise where you you go to the male review with the females, and the husbands go to gamble. So it was me and Daddy Mike went and gambled. Um, I lost a kind of a couple hundred bucks fairly quickly and then went uh turned into just watching other people lose their money or or win. Um, but we actually have a friend Karen and her and her husband, well, I think more her husband, but they're they're like professional gamblers, and they were winning like thousands of dollars. So it kind of became a spectacle to watch uh them gamble. So I I basically just kind of sat back and watched them, and it was us, and there was one or two other couples that was kind of there uh hanging out um while you guys were all at the mail review.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

Yeah. Um, we came to the casino and got you, and then we went back to the room for a bit, and um I was feeling pretty insecure at this moment, and I don't know why. Um it came out as jealousy, but I really didn't have any reason to be jealous. Nobody did, nobody overstepped, nobody did anything, you didn't behave anyway. Um, I think it was just a little bit of anxiety, the cold, the just uh we had we just recorded this, and this is our second time. So we've kind of already walked through this because you were asking me some questions because I've really done a lot of work on my mental health, and we were kind of surprised that I was really I struggled a little bit, especially this day. Um, and you know, I definitely felt some mom guilt. Our February was jam-packed. We had two things planned for February. Um, the bliss cruises we can't control when they are, obviously. And this happened to fall in a week that my son was supposed to be with me. We try very hard to avoid that, but sometimes you can't. And then if you don't know, my wifey scene had come out right before that, and they had flown us to LA to go to this, like, which was very, very last minute, which also fell with my, I didn't have so I didn't have my son then either. So I I think you know, the anxiety of being so noticed and people seeing us, which I'm not, I don't want anybody to not speak to us or say hello, because we enjoy that. It brings us a lot of joy to know that this podcast has helped people. And so when we meet you and you come and tell us those stories, we love that. So I don't I don't say this for anyone to stop saying hello to us, but I think between um, you know, being so noticed, uh, you know, being gone for essentially the whole month of February, having some mom guilt, the cold, the seasickness, you know, the fact that there's only four nights and I'm there's some pressure to like let's get everything in. I just I for some reason found myself struggling. Um, I will say that I felt like you and I did a pretty good job of rebounding every time. After this, we kind of this was our last kind of spat. We this we we were good the rest of the trip. But for some reason, these first two days we we kind of struggled a little bit. Yeah, and I don't fully understand it because you know, again, I don't think there's any one reason, and I think that's maybe why you're not as from like a male point of view, you want to you want a reason. You want to say this is the reason because that's how your brain is.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

Yeah, I think when things like this happen, I mean you have disagreements or mean you have arguments, I very much like want to get to the root core of it and understand it. And and I get that sometimes maybe that's just not not possible.

SPEAKER_03 12:34

Yeah, I think this was a combination of a lot of things, and I think the like I can't put my finger on one thing. Um I think you know, I was we had been gone, I was tired, I had some mom guilt, I think the the ship was rocking, it was cold. Um, I just there was just a lot going on. And so it's it's I don't think you can put anyone, I think the fact that, you know, we've had we had two pretty big disagreements on this day, and we were both times we were able to like kind of pull it back together and go back out and like have fun. I think shows the work that we've put in to get here because in the past we would have just said fuck it and stayed in the room, yeah. You know, but so we had you know, probably an hour, maybe 45 minutes of a disagreement, but then we decided no, we're gonna we're gonna go back out there.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

Yeah, I almost wonder because of the last cruise that we're where we had such a following out, so to speak, and there was kind of like a little bit of a a breakdown there that if there was like almost like a little PTSD, if like we were worried about that happening.

SPEAKER_03 13:39

You totally did. Yeah, I can speak for you here, and I'm not supposed to, but like every time like I would remotely like breathe the wrong way, you were like, Are we doing this again? Doing it again, and then that would cause me to like freak out, you know, because I felt like I guess it kind of hurt my feelings.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

If you know like this is therapy, it kind of hurt my feelings because I put in a lot of work between well, I guess that's my point is we have done so well, like you know, like you said, we've been traveling a lot, we've had a lot of events, we've gone to a lot of swinger stuff, we've done a lot of content, and I feel like me and you have been pretty rock solid for for months now, and not in you know, we're these kind of disagreements were probably more typical before that, you know, like when you were still on on Lexa Pro and we were still kind of struggling with the emotions sometimes, but really in the last so that's why it hurt my feelings, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:28

Because I had done all the work, you know, and then like the slightest inconvenience, you were like, oh nobody talked to Lacey, she's gonna lose her shit, you know. And I was like, it was it hurt my heart, you know. I'm like, babe, I've like I've been in counseling, I've like I've done all the things that I'm supposed to do, and like the second things get a little hairy, you like throw me under the bus.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

I want to try and throw your.

SPEAKER_03 14:51

I was just no, no, I know that's just the best word I can use to describe that feeling. So, so yeah, but it ended up being okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

We rallied. We rallied, and we went back out.

SPEAKER_03 15:01

We did. Um, I wasn't 100% though. I'm not gonna lie. And I felt like the vibes were weird.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Well, I think it was a few things. I think one, you know, you you went because you went to the show, like by the time you got back from the show, me and you had our little talk and you know, huddle and and then you know, rallied and got back out. I mean, it's almost 11, 11:30 at this point, right? Like I think it was around 11 o'clock. And so like me and you were stone cold sober, you know. So we like fine, like, so we're it's hard to like jump into the party then, you know what I mean. So one, we had had again another disagreement. We had a couple disagreements during the day. So then like I don't think our headspace was right, but then it's also just hard to like okay, now it's 11 o'clock at night, which is like in the middle of the party to have fun, like jump into it. Yeah, and that's what I felt like where it's like well, but it wasn't just us. I I feel like a whole friend group was kind of out of it.

SPEAKER_03 15:52

Yeah, no, I think everybody was saying the same thing. So we ended up in like the vault, like the the lounge, and it was Latin music, which was we should have not been in there because that's not really our vibe. And like this guy kept trying to get me to dance with him, and I, you know, again was sober. Had I had like a drink or two and was feeling it, I probably would have like let him spin me around a couple times, but I said no, thank you. And then he like could he asked me like two or three more times, and like I had to continuously tell him no. So he was sort of like irritating me a little. Um, so it was just it really wasn't it wasn't meshing. Yeah, so at some point, like as a group, we decided let's try something else, and so we went to the um dance and play, which do you want to explain what that is?

SPEAKER_01 16:38

Yeah, so if uh if you haven't listened to previous Bliss Cruise um podcasts, the dance and play is something that Bliss Cruise has implemented where they put a DJ in the playroom area and clear out a space to dance. The idea being twofold that one, you can go into the play space without the expectation of play, where you can just go in there, you can hang out, you can dance and kind of see all the sexiness going on. And then two, if you do make a connection while you're dancing, you don't then have to go stop, go back to your room, and then go find a play space. You can literally just go from grinding on each other dancing to fucking all in the same space.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

Yes. Um, and and honestly, I felt like the vibe even in there was kind of weird because like DJ Frisky was DJ, and usually like all the topless people are kind of wherever they go, and there wasn't even a lot of people like dancing much. I it was but it at some point we looked over and all of a sudden Micah's fucking Daphne. Like, we didn't even like they literally he just turned her around and bent her over, which is funny because he she had a romper on, she took it off, so she had these like wedges on, and then it's tropical night, so she's got flowers in her hair, flowers all around her ankles, and she looks like the cutest little like Malibu tropical Barbie.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

Yeah, Malibu sex doll.

SPEAKER_03 17:57

Yeah, something. And he's just been her over and he just drops his shorts right there and just goes to town. He ends up coming inside of her, but we were all like cheering him on, it was fun. Um, but yeah, I mean it I think about this time it's midnight-ish.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

Yeah, ish, yeah. And I think we kind of knew that like me and you weren't going, like our vibes off.

SPEAKER_03 18:20

Yeah, and then they were Daphne and Mike were done, and they were probably gonna go get snacks. So we were like, let's just go get snacks and go to bed. So that was that was pretty much our Tuesday night, yeah. Uh, which was not great, um, gonna be honest. I mean, it would I feel like we did a pretty good job of keeping it together considering, but um, but yeah, and I think because this was such a short cruise, you can't really like waste a night.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

So it felt like well, it almost to me it almost felt like we'd waste not wasted, but like the first night kind of got ruined because of the weather and it being cold. So we didn't really fully get to enjoy that night. Although me and you had great sex in the playroom, which was kind of the highlight of that first day, and then the second day, it really felt like me and you were at each other, like we just wanted to. You know, you getting your hair done and going to the beach, and then you come back, and then uh it's like I feel like we recovered from that, and then you know, you went to the mail review, and then you come back and we get into it again, and it's like fuck me, man.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

Like, yeah, we just couldn't quite get there. So, you know, it it was fine. Um, we uh we got uh it's not time for a break yet, so we can just keep going. We got up Wednesday morning and the sun was shining. It was like 80. It was beautiful. It was like, okay, okay, now we can bliss cruise. Because I really felt like the first two days were like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 19:47

It was This is not what we signed up for. Yeah, and I and not no offense to Bliss Cruise. They did an amazing job. Like everything they had done to the cruise ship, all the production, the stops, like everything was good. Out of their control, the weather, man.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Yeah, yeah. And I honestly felt bad for people that had never been on Bliss because I'm like thinking, is this what the whole thing is going to be?

SPEAKER_01 20:08

I remember talking to several people and we're like, and they're like, oh yeah, we're you know, like we're like, oh, because it's one of those things you always say, like, oh, how many blitz crews? You know, like when you meet somebody, oh Dan and Lacey, oh yeah. How many blitz you guys been on bliss before? Like it's always comes up in conversation, and so many people were like, no, no, no. And we kept saying, please don't judge this bliss crews on this one. It's never like this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

So we woke up Wednesday to beautiful weather, and so we were so excited. And pretty early, Mike was like, We gotta go to the pool, you know, like we gotta get out there. And um, so we went and had brunch, which we ended up sitting next to Mandy and Nick.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

And which is the first time we actually went into the formal dining room and had brunch.

SPEAKER_03 20:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

Uh, and because that the waiter the night before had said, Oh, hey, we're doing brunch tomorrow if you come between this time and we're like, Oh, that sounds good.

SPEAKER_03 20:56

It was terrible.

SPEAKER_01 20:57

I was not impressed at all.

SPEAKER_03 20:58

Nothing I had was good.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

No, it was all like I had French toast and it was like dry and hard, and like I was like, the buffet food is better than this. I had an omelet, which is shocking because at night the buff the dining room food is so good.

SPEAKER_03 21:11

I don't know if we were like at the telling, I don't know, but it was just like I had a waffle, it was like hard.

SPEAKER_01 21:17

It wasn't it was no, I had eggs and French toast, and I felt like my eggs were like gross instant eggs, and the French toast was rock hard.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

And I love cruise food. Yeah, like I'm a big cruise food girl. Um, so after that, we um so first of all, at dinner, or not dinner, brunch, the wheel chang, we'll wheelchair below bang got brought up. Oh yes. And I'm gonna let you tell this story.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

Um, okay, so we talked a little bit about the Bliss Cruise app, right? So now Bliss Cruise has made its own app where you can connect with people on on the app. And and part of the thing I think they just implemented for this cruise with like the hot date.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

That's it's not new, BAM.

SPEAKER_01 22:01

It's not new? No. Oh, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03 22:03

BAM is not very good at the apps, if you don't know.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

Well, anyway, they have this feature that they call hot date. Yeah. Which, if you're familiar with lifestyle dating sites, you've probably seen this before. But essentially, you post to like a wall and say, Hey, we're Dan and Lacey, and we'd really like to participate in a gangbang. Yeah. Uh, we're looking for five guys to come. So, anyway, there was this couple, and and the the female half of the couple was in a wheelchair, and what they were looking for was for a group of guys to come to their room for her to give blowjobs to.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

And Nick was very interested.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

So, Nick of Nick and Mandy was like, I think I want to do this. Yeah. And and this is to me, this is part of the Bliss cruise experience, right? One of the things I love about this cruise is that if if there if you have a fantasy, if you have something that you want to experience, this is the time to do it. So we're like, Nick, you go do it. And he's like, We're like, do it, Nick, do it. One, because I want you to do it and I want to hear about it. Yeah. And I'm not brave enough to do it, or I'm not really super even really that interested in doing it, but but I I want to live vicariously through you and I want to hear all about this. And he's like, Well, I don't know if I want to do it alone. And so he's trying to talk like other guys in the group to go in with him, and nobody's really biting.

SPEAKER_03 23:15

Which I get that because if I was going to like something fuck a guy, I would want somebody to go with me. I wouldn't. Yeah, I wouldn't just want to like knock on the door. So I get that.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

So anyway, so he ends up messaging her, right? And and or him, I don't know if it was the husband or wife that was managing the messaging, but he messaged them, and the guy's like, Yeah, come to our room at this time. Here's our room number. And Nick's like, I don't think I can go. He's like, if it was in the playroom, maybe I could do it, but I can't just knock on somebody's random room and that's kind of scary. What if they rape me? Which I I don't, you know, I think that was kind of the idea of what was happening, but um consensually at least.

SPEAKER_03 23:53

Um, like yeah, I personally would have a hard time going to a complete stranger's room. I think a playroom is a little bit um of a safer. It's kind of like neutral ground. Yeah, you like you kind of like you don't meet somebody at their hotel room to hook up, even though that's where I meet you.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

No do as I say. So anyway, we have this whole conversation about the blowbang. Ends up nobody goes. So we end up going out to the pool deck.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

Yeah. So uh we ended up finding a chair like right in the middle, like two pool chairs right in the middle of everything. And we kind of camped out there, like right beside the pool, like front and center.

SPEAKER_01 24:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

I don't know how. Well, I do know me and Daphne were walking by, and this couple got up and we were like dibs. Yeah. Um, so it was perfect because we were in like the walkway. We got to meet so many of y'all, so many people that listened to the podcast came up, and we got to talk to y'all. The lady uh that was warning the blow bang came by.

SPEAKER_01 24:49

So it was like a couple hours later, and like that, you know, so the time had come for this blow bang. I'm like, Nick, you going? And he's like, No, man, I don't think I could do it. So the time passes. Well, like, no shit. An hour later, the lady from the the hot date comes come, you know, comes past us. And so I actually stopped there and I was like, Hey, my friend Nick really wanted to go to your blow bang, and he turned bright red. And he's like, I was a little nervous. And she's like, Oh, you should have come. But you got to have a we meet her talk for like 20 minutes. She was the sweetest.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Okay, so if you didn't catch what I said, she is in a wheelchair. So she um and but you and her got to have a pretty frank and open conversation about her being in the wheelchair, how you know how she's been able to like, does it hinder her? Does she have, you know, like just an open and honest conversation about that? So I'm curious to know.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Yeah, I I mean I think it's a thing, right? So, you know, I want to be really careful what I say here, right? Because I don't want to offend anybody that that may be in in a wheelchair or is that is listening to this.

SPEAKER_03 25:53

But I think this is important because we do get a lot of y'all don't see all the Tuesday talks and stuff that we get, but we have gotten, and we've talked about it some on the podcast over the years. A lot of people wonder if you are disabled, um, you know, how will you be treated? You know, like just anything, if you have anything that's different, how will that be accepted? And so I think this is like a really good opportunity to kind of touch on that.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Right. And I and I think, you know, there are some people that that's a fetish for them. Yeah. Right. And you know, some people might think that that's not okay, some people might think that it's okay. And I was very curious from her perspective how she felt about these things, right? And I don't, you know, you don't get to talk to people uh in the lifestyle that you know very often that like that. And and she was very open and her partner was very open, and they've seemed very comfortable talking about it. Honestly, I wish I'd got their contact information and could have had them on the podcast because we can find them on the list app. I think that would be a good conversation. But anyway, so I ended up having this long conversation uh about her, and in in her perspective, seemed like she very much embraced that and that she enjoyed being people's fantasies. Um, just like I think how I would think about it, right? If somebody was like, Dan, I like white guys with above average dicks, like that's a fetish of mine.

SPEAKER_03 27:09

I've spoken to you before. You you uh you slept with uh his face.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

Right. So she kind of was like she liked that, and and I like that she liked it, you know what I mean? Kind of like you like you've talked about how you're curvier than some girls, and there are people that like that, yeah, that are attracted to that. So when a guy voices to you that he's attracted to your curves, that that feels good to you, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:37

It makes me feel confident.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

Yeah, it seemed to me from talking to her, the perspective that she came from was that that she was okay with people that were into this fetish, and that she embraced it and she liked giving people this fantasy. And and she, you know, she she was also a dirty girl. I mean, she I think she told them for her. I think she said 16 guys was the most she'd ever fucked. We were because the conversation about how many guys in 24 hours or something had come up. And I and I believe she and this could be totally wrong, but it was it was a high number. It was something like 16 or something. And I was like, that is impressive. That's very impressive. And her husband was talking to me, and they were like, Yeah, we come on. They've I think they'd been on four or five bliss crews, and they're like, Every bliss crews we go on, we post a couple of these hot dates, we do blow bangs, we do gang bangs, and and we love it.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

And I was I love that for them, right?

SPEAKER_01 28:24

So it was I thought it was an awesome conversation. It gave me a lot of insight and perspective. They were a super nice couple, and honestly, after talking to her, I was like, fuck, I wish I'd gone to this blow bang. Like she's so she was so sweet.

SPEAKER_03 28:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She they were very, I saw you over there talking to them. They seem to be very, very nice. And you know, like I that's one thing I love about Bliss. I know, you know, we talk about diversity in the lifestyle, and it's hard to see a lot of diversity when you go to these small little hometown things, but when you go on a Bliss or like a HETO, you definitely see, and not just um like race and nationality, you see people like her that are disabled. You and some disabilities you can't see, right? You know, so I think it's that's important.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

Yeah, we've experienced um blind people, we've experienced deaf people. Uh, there's actually was some deaf people on this cruise. Um almost every bigger event that we go to, you see people in wheelchairs and people with uh mobility, you know, uh aids and things like that. So it's very, very common in this space. So it does frustrate me a little bit when people are like, oh, this is not a diverse crowd. I think it is. I think you just have to go to the places where the diversity is. It's not universally.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

Yeah, it's hard to find in like small towns, you know, because it's gonna look like the small town. But yeah, if you go to bigger scale things, they're definitely it's definitely better.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

And I think could we do better at that? Could we be more inclusive of different people of different so much better? Uh diversity, absolutely. And I think getting this word out where, hey, you know, if you are somebody in that type of situation, that you are welcome here and this is a safe place for you, and not only is it a safe place for you, but there are people that are going to be there that have fantasies that revolve maybe around you, and you could, you know, you in are like are in genuinely into you.

SPEAKER_03 30:08

Well, and even if you don't want that, like if you don't want that, you don't want to be fetishized, you can find somebody that likes you and gets to know you for the human that you are outside of that. No, I agree, yeah. I think no matter which. Whatever your rules and boundaries are, yeah, exactly. Whatever you're into, I think there is there is someone on that ship for you.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

I agreed.

SPEAKER_03 30:27

So you want to take a break and then we come back, we'll talk about the rest of our poll day. And then Daphne faced near death to fuck you.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

That's true.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

She like she put herself in she almost died for this dick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:41

So uh all right, so stay tuned and learn what we're talking about there.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

We'll be right back. Dan, if someone is just recently joining the lifestyle and they don't really know where to begin, what do you recommend?

SPEAKER_01 31:00

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SPEAKER_03 31:27

You can.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

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SPEAKER_03 31:53

Dan, so when we're doing the podcast, a lot of times we'll tell the listeners we are filming our content for OnlyFans, right? So how do they find that content if they want to see like the videos that go along with the stories?

SPEAKER_01 32:11

Yeah, so that's a that's a great question. So you are correct. We do film for OnlyFans. We, you know, when we're uh going to clubs and events, we talk about sometimes, oh, we we did OnlyFans with so and so. Uh so if they're interested in that, they can go to theswing nation.info uh and they'll they'll see right there on the front page uh a link to your OnlyFans. We are running promos. We are uh and it could be anywhere from 50 to 80 percent off uh right now.

SPEAKER_06 32:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:38

Um so I think right now it's 80% off. So you'd have to you know go grab that right away. But if you like watching Orgies, if you like watching threesomes, if they want to see you uh take DVP, they want to see how big of a dirty slut you actually are, they can see all that right on your OnlyFans page. Uh we kind of call it it's like another tier of education.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

No, I was about to say that because I think like if you go to some of these major porn sites and you type in like swinging, you're going to find some things, and it it's usually not very good, let's be real. We actually will get and we try to get as many orgies on camera as we can because a lot of people that are joining the lifestyle they want to see us do a full swap with a couple or they want to see us engage in an orgy. And these are the same people that we will have orgies with at the swinger club. With obviously without the cameras, we just kind of recreate it, you know, at opportunities that we can film. So if you're thinking about joining the lifestyle and you're like, man, I need to know, I need to see like how they're navigating this. Our OnlyFans can be kind of educational, if you ask me.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

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SPEAKER_03 34:03

Yeah, because we're pretty open about where we're gonna be. So if you want to find these places, you need to check out swingersight.net.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

Right. So you can go to swingersight.net, sign up for a profile. Most of our friends, most of the people that are attending our events, all are on there and have profiles. So you can message them, link up with them before a party, get to know some people. Uh, please become a diamond member. Okay. So this is the way that we keep are able to throw events. There, it's a way we're able to have staff. Uh, really, it's the the community that keeps those memberships on swingersciety.net that really keep this whole thing running.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 34:38

Um, if you're a diamond member, it gets you early access to tickets. Uh so you can get those VIP tickets in the clubs and you know, those preferred rooms at a place like Secrets. Um, our Diamond members usually grab all that up. So if that's something that you're interested in, you definitely want to become a diamond member, or if you just want to support us, support what we're doing, uh, and help us pay our staff, please go sign up and be a diamond member. Yes. It's super helpful for us. Uh, and you can do that by going to swingersociety.net. Correct. Uh, and sign up today. Hopefully, you come become part of our community, and we hope to see you at a future event. Yeah. Thanks, guys. All right, welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. All right, so when we left you, we were pool side, just had had a great conversation um with a beautiful lady in a wheelchair about her fantasies. Uh, and it was a good day at the pool.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

I mean, honestly, it was so beautiful out there. We drank, we laid out, we didn't do a ton of dancing, we just sort of hung out. It was honestly, it was the perfect pool day. I did not want to go inside, like it was that, but we we kind of had to. Um, as I think I had a dungeon tour at six. So um I knew we we needed to get in, get ready. Yeah, um, Daphne was a little tipsy. Uh but we we got in. We're we're in our room, and I think you're laying on the bed, and I'm like, I think you're you were maybe starting to get ready for the Yeah, I was I was about to get start getting ready, and I was I had to do a couple of transitions because it was glow night, so I had a few transitions I wanted to do, and so I like I'm setting up my ring light and stuff in my room to get those, you know, done. And all of a sudden all of a sudden I hear you scream. Daphne is on our bed. No, she was on our deck, but she was coming in and jumped on our bed, and she did not come through our door, y'all. She jumped over the balcony, and we do not this is not a conjoining balcony, she literally went over the outside. Like honestly, she could have died. I I don't know what she was thinking.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

Yeah. So we're on the back of the ship, right? So our balconies face the back of the ship. Now, the back of the ship isn't a straight drop, it's kind of slopes down to the water. So had she, so what she did is she climbed from her balcony out and around, there's like a wall between the two balconies. So she climbs out on the balcony, around the wall, and then back onto our balcony. So she was hanging off the side of the cruise ship to sweep her legs over to climb onto our side. Now, had she fallen, I don't think she would have fallen into the water. She would have probably fallen onto the balcony deck below her. You know, maybe just broke an ankle or something or a leg, maybe not died. Risking her life is maybe, maybe a far stretch. But I mean, the ship is moving, so who knows?

SPEAKER_03 37:43

Or not drunk, but she's damn tipsy. Yeah. And so yeah, like all of a sudden she's just like there. And I'm like, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 37:51

So then she ends up in her bed, and we're like, what are you doing? She's like, Mike won't fuck me.

SPEAKER_03 37:55

No, no, no. Yeah. So but she so she didn't come over to have sex with Dane. No, no, she did not. But I'm like, well, well, since you're over here, she's like, Mike won't fuck me.

SPEAKER_01 38:05

And you're like, Why won't he fuck you? She's like, he wants to save it. She has a habit of making Mike come. Yeah. And then Mike can't fuck other girls later. So apparently she was trying to fuck him. And he was like, even then, he could probably still fuck girls later.

SPEAKER_03 38:20

But it's like a funny little like but I get it.

SPEAKER_01 38:23

I don't like to like me and you, if we're gonna go to an orgy, if we're gonna go to afore that. I want to kind of you know, save, let it build up a little bit so I'm horny, I'm ready to go, you know. So anyway, he she was trying to fuck him, and he was like, No, no, no, you're not doing this to me this time. So she jumps the ship the ship and comes over. And you're like, Well, you can fuck Dan.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

I was like, just fuck Dan. I was like, I'm about to start getting ready and just fucking.

SPEAKER_01 38:44

She's like, Really? And he's you're like, Yeah, that'd be kind of hard.

SPEAKER_03 38:47

I think I start take, I send Mike a picture of her laid out on our bed. I'm like, come get your damn wife. And I'm like, I think she's about to fuck Dan. Come over here. And so he comes over here, and then they like start y'all starting fucking. It was pretty hot.

SPEAKER_01 39:00

Yeah. So me and her fuck, um, it was pretty good. We 69. I ate her out. She rode my dick for a while, squirted on her.

SPEAKER_03 39:07

I'm trying to not squirt in our bed. So you took her out on the balcony, and there were like your hands look like you had poured them, like there was so much squirt.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

They were you you were covered in squirt.

SPEAKER_01 39:19

So I fucked her on the balcony and made her squirt.

SPEAKER_03 39:21

Why am I getting turned on?

SPEAKER_01 39:22

Made her squirt all over the balcony. She left a puddle on her back deck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

So um, this is like four or something. She takes a lot longer than I do to get ready. I'm like, you need to go get ready now, because we have to be there at six for the tour. Right.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

She wanted to come make TikToks and stuff in the in the dungeon.

SPEAKER_03 39:40

So, um, so she, you know, she goes back to her room, and so I start getting ready, you start getting ready, and you're like, I don't feel very good. And I'm like, really?

SPEAKER_01 39:53

This is the first time I notice it. I'm like, something feels I don't feel, I feel off. And you're like, what's the matter? I'm like, I don't know. I just feel like I just feel like almost like shivery. Like, but to be fair, this is what I thought was going on. We had been out on the sun in the sun all day. And I am the whitest guy from New England you'll ever meet. Uh, I have red in my beard, there's a little ginger in there somewhere. Me and the sun do not mix. Yeah. So I was like, well, maybe I just got too much sun, and this is like a you know, you ever get a sunburn and you're like get kind of the shivers, you feel cold after, and because you just get you got kind of sunburned. I wasn't burned, I was maybe a little bit red, but not like sunburned. I had put sunscreen on all day long, uh, religiously, 70 SPF. Like, I don't mess around with with sun. So I'm like, well, maybe I just got a little sun and that's what's going on on here. Yeah. And I wasn't, but I I felt okay. I just felt a little like shivery, yeah, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

So we got ready. So this night was glow night, which is our favorite night on Bliss. You know, it's been warm. The glow party is outside, so we are like pumped. So, you know, Dan and I had like the it was green glow. So Dan and I had like matching green outfits on. And so we go to the dungeon, and this is the first time we've ever done a dungeon tour on Bliss. You know, we're just not super dungeon people. We appreciate a dungeon. I love that there is one. I think that there's a need for one. It's just we're more of like traditional playroom type people. So um, but Bliss had scheduled this for us, and so we went in there and uh they gave us the tour. Uh, we filmed it. Daphne and I made a couple of TikToks, and and that was it. That was it was pretty quick. We were doing dinner again this night at eight, so we actually had probably an hour in between. So there was another content creator, Stacey, on board. And so we had asked her if she wanted to meet and make a few TikToks.

SPEAKER_01 41:58

Yeah, I just want to before you get too far, I just want to say a quick shout-out to Carnival Resquet for doing the tour with us. And then I think her name was Obsidian.

SPEAKER_03 42:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

Uh, was the one that did the tour with you. They they were great for letting us come into their space and do a tour.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

They're also extremely busy, like hearing their schedule. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_01 42:15

Yeah, you think we're busy? They are not I mean, because they do classes during the day, uh, you know, they do the fetish dinner stuff, and then they do you know, they're in the playrooms at night monitoring the dungeon and all that. So, I mean, they're go, go, go. So, you know, we were trying to mesh our schedules to do this tour, and yeah, looking at their schedule, it's it's insane. So I really do appreciate them taking the time to kind of let us in their space and showing us. And you the Obsidian actually took you around and kind of explained all the things to you in the in the dungeon. So I'm excited to get that edited in that video out.

SPEAKER_04 42:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

Um, because she did a great job, I think, kind of explaining how all that works. So if you are curious about um dungeons and dungeon spaces on these cruise ships, go to check out that tour video. I will say this the space they gave them on this one isn't my favorite. I actually small it's a smaller, like but it was a small ship, so it makes sense. I like it. A lot of times they'll put them in like almost like a theater area where there's like the stadium seating and they put like all the equipment on the on the stage, like in the center. Those are my favorite um the my favorite dungeons. And so anyway, if you see this in your your like, oh man, that's not the best space, it's just because this is was a small ship. Yeah, so they didn't have much space for the dungeon.

SPEAKER_03 43:25

Yeah, no, I agree. Um, and so after that we went, so y'all heard our conversation with Russell about the cameras and stuff on the November cruise and how there was a huge thing. And so, you know, we are always very, very mindful of cameras, regardless, even before the November. But it doesn't matter. If I could be I could be texting my mom, if my phone's in my hand and somebody sees me, they're automatically assuming that we're recording or we're doing it's just it's just We're content creators. That's sort of the, you know, that's the assumption.

SPEAKER_01 44:03

The knee-jerk reaction, sure.

SPEAKER_03 44:04

Um, but after the November cruise, I really, really wanted to be extremely mindful of this this time. Um, obviously, we only film in the play spaces when we are given special permission when there's someone there. But over, you know, and like we always make our TikToks in our room and stuff like that. Um, so I I wanted to be extra vigilant about my phone. Even though I know that I would never record somebody and I would never put it on the internet. I did not want anyone to have that impression. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_06 44:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

Um, but on this night, we did want to make a couple of textils and we did need a little bit more space. More space. We so we found a library that no one was in um back, you know, on our deck nine. Yeah, it was tucked away. And anytime anybody walked by, I, you know, I made sure they knew. I'm like, hey, I'm sorry if we're bothering you, we you know, we can go. And everybody was very kind. We weren't there super long, but that was the only time, other than designated filming times, did we film?

SPEAKER_01 45:11

Yeah, you seemed hypersensitive, almost to the point where I was like getting a little annoyed with you. I'm like, baby, it's okay if we use these spaces where nobody is to make TikToks because we had a bigger group, you know, there was like six of us. So it's it's really hard to do that in a cabin because there's so many of us. So I was like, we could do this every night. And you're like, no, I don't want people to see us doing this all the time because I don't want to make anybody.

SPEAKER_03 45:30

Well, we didn't have the schedule, we didn't have the time in our schedule to do it every night. No. Um also I I know that everyone is hyper-aware of the cameras, and I just wanted to be respectful of everyone, even though I know that we would never post someone on the internet. I don't want I didn't want anyone to be able to even say that. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_01 45:50

It's almost like you didn't want to be in spaces where people could even see us making TikToks. Correct.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

I wanted to be in private spaces. Yeah. It's almost like if they don't see it, it doesn't happen. You know? So anyway, we're gonna get blamed regardless. So, but I was just trying to like somewhat be mindful.

SPEAKER_05 46:07

Gotcha. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 46:08

Because like when people are on vacation, they don't want to walk by with a big light, you know. Like I get that. They don't, you know, they're just there to relax. They don't some people love seeing us make our TikToks.

SPEAKER_01 46:17

Yeah, I was gonna say people have walked by and like stopped and watched and like hung out for a while. So yeah, it's a mix, you know.

SPEAKER_03 46:23

So anyway, we found this library, we made some TikToks. Well, we're sitting there, and one of the um Mail review guys, the one that me and Daphne liked, came walking by. And he was like, anyway, so we started talking to him. We were like, Well, we wanted to we wanted to dance, we didn't have any money.

SPEAKER_01 46:38

So he comes into the library, yeah, and he goes, Oh, are you guys busy? And we're like, Oh no, we're just we're just making some TikToks and stuff. Like, we we can go if you he's like, No, no, no, it's fine. I'll I'll in and I'll sit out here. And Daphne's like, what are you doing? He goes, I'm studying. And she's like, Are you in college? And he goes, No, I just spend an hour of my day every day trying to learn something new. And you would have thought you and and her melted into the floor, like, oh my god, that's so amazing.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

That's so cute. Oh, you learn stuff every day.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

Yeah, no, that was ridiculous. Sorry about that. Sorry about that, but anyway, so we were like, then we started talking to him. We're like, we wanted dances, but we didn't have any money. And he was like, Well, yeah, that was something we kind of did last minute, and so he like rubbed all over Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 47:31

He was like, Oh, do you want to dance? He's like, I'll give you a dance right now.

SPEAKER_03 47:34

Like within like two seconds, he was on top of Daphne, the which was hot. And so then he was like, you know, they were like, Okay, thank you, but so he goes and sits down, and then he comes back and he's like, Does anybody have by chance?

SPEAKER_01 47:44

Do one of you guys have a pen?

SPEAKER_03 47:46

And I was like, I have one in my room. So like grabs my hand to like pretend like we were gonna go, but obviously he put me. I would have gone and got him the pen. He didn't have to fuck me. I mean, he could have, I would have had you to come with us, but that didn't happen.

SPEAKER_01 48:00

I think he might have been trying to fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 48:02

He might have been trying to fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 48:04

I did not get that vibe because he put me down. He like didn't he didn't like Well, yeah, but what's he gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Drag you?

SPEAKER_03 48:10

Like I don't know. I mean, that would have been fun, but he's like, Do you have a pen?

SPEAKER_01 48:14

And and you're like, No, but I have one in my room. I really did have a room, do we need to go get it together? And you were like, Maybe. And then like he took he almost like went like he was gonna go, and then you kind of like just sat there and he's like I chickened out, I guess. And he was like, ha ha ha. And he went back and sat down.

SPEAKER_03 48:31

Yeah, I should have went and got him the pen. So anyway, after that, we missed opportunities. Um, after that, we went to dinner, and this was our second dinner as a big group. This is the night that we sat separate, you and I.

SPEAKER_01 48:47

This is the night we completely inconvenienced Royal Caribbean, too.

SPEAKER_03 48:50

We had 24 people.

SPEAKER_01 48:51

Um we took over three big tables, and then people showed up late, and we ended up taking over more.

SPEAKER_03 48:58

It was really hard to like tell people no, and so you know, and I think we had too many people.

SPEAKER_01 49:03

My understanding is they have like waiter teams and they try to split people up by the waiter teams. Gotcha. And I think we had too many people for the zone we were in, and it was throwing them off, like they didn't know what to do. They had to go get a manager.

SPEAKER_03 49:16

The manager came and they did a great job as far as like where we didn't have to wait. They ended up doing great. Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_01 49:22

We definitely did push the limits of probably what you're supposed to do.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

Whoopsie.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:27

Um, so yeah, so we had dinner. You we sat at different tables, so um, we just chatted, you know, on each side, and um it it was it was good. Uh after dinner, we then went pretty much right into the glow party, which right.

SPEAKER_01 49:43

So this is glow night. Yeah, which if you don't know, glow night is like the biggest party night of every Bliss cruise. Uh, they do the glow parties on the top deck. It usually ends up with like almost the entire cruise ship on the top deck partying. Uh UV lights, EDM music. It's a vibe.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

The production was amazing. The the amount of like black lights I had, because like you can tell like our outfits glue, glue, glowed, glowed. Yeah, sure, glowed, glowed, glowed, yeah, glowed like super bright, like they killed it on that. I mean, and it was it, it was like the best party. Honestly, like that's how bliss is always is, and I really hate that it's how bliss always is, but I definitely will say the production was like next level.

SPEAKER_01 50:31

Like, I mean, they had lasers, the lasers, the lights, the lasers, everything was going on.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

Like they had bliss on the like ball on top of the ship, like like a light, you know. They had like boobs. I mean, it was just awesome.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

And they kept like the lasers kept changing to where they were like lines to like waves to like I mean, you know, it's have you ever seen like these EDM concerts and stuff, like the lasers are above your head and they just give off this kind of cool like um I don't know, glow or whatever. It definitely it was cool.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

Yeah. So I do have one bad thing to report. Um I was officially touched at my first.

SPEAKER_01 51:09

I remember that, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:10

Um, so I haven't, I think the only person I've really told this is Daphne and Mike. Um, and this is in no way like a negative to Bliss. Unfortunately, I think there's just gonna be people regardless. It doesn't matter how like how well you tell the rules, how you do everything, shit's just gonna happen. Don't get me wrong, I've had people like grab my ass as we're walking through like a crowd, you know, stuff like that, you know, where people rub over again. I've had that over the years. But this is definitely the most. So at some point I was kind of standing like back behind the group, and I had my boobs out. So I had matching pasties on in my I had my top open, you know, so you could see them. And Nick, Mandy's husband, was also back kind of behind me. And anyway, I'm standing there and you know, I'm dancing, I'm vibing. All of a sudden I feel somebody literally come up and like completely cuff my entire breast and squeeze. And I thought it was Nick because like me and Nick kind of have that relationship, you know, and like a playful, and even though we don't sleep together, we we have like a friendly banter, you know. And so anyway, I like look over, and he it's not him, he's he's too far and he's dancing. And I look up and it's literally the guy in front of me.

SPEAKER_01 52:29

Just some random guy.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

Yeah, and he's like, he's almost looking at me, and I'm like, is is like I was taken aback. Like I didn't know. Like, I'm like, did that just happen? You know, like did you really just like did you just grab my titty, you know? So anyway, I put my boobs back in my shirt because it was like, you know, it kind of so he just squeezed and let go? Yes. So I put my my my boobs back.

SPEAKER_01 52:53

So when you looked at him, he'd already let go. He just let go, but he just like copped the feel real quick.

SPEAKER_03 52:57

Yeah, and then like turned, and he was like kind of hugging up on his wife, but his arm, his back arm was like around her, so he kind of went like that. So anyway, so like, but we looked at he looked at me, I looked at him. It was him, you know? And so I like put my boobs back in and I'm like dancing. I'm like, that really just happened. That guy just like, and I'm just gonna stand here and let some man, you know, I'm thinking, like, what the fuck? So then the guy, I'm dancing, and the guy grabs my arm, and I don't know if he was like trying to grab my boob again and like have and I'm like, I'm looking, I like we locked eyes, and I'm like, I didn't say anything, but my eyes were like, motherfucker, you better let me go. So then I'm like, I didn't say anything, you know, like and I've worked so hard to like have a voice in the lifestyle, and we're standing, and it, you know, it's loud, it's dark, and I've just left this man now like the second time he just grabbed my arm, but like he's now put his hands on me twice. So then I like back up, you know. I'm like, okay, he's not gonna, you know, first of all, if he touches me again, I'm going to punch him in the nose. You know, like at that point, I was like, Yeah, he's not touching me again. Um, so and I was like, I'm not gonna say anything, you know, like I don't wanna, like it's not like I don't want anybody to beat him up, or he wasn't, you know, but like that's just it was just creepy, you know. So at some point though, you were standing next to me, and I tried to kind of tell you like I had no idea. I wanted you just to look at him, just to get a visual, you know. I didn't want you to say anything, I didn't want you to do anything. I just wanted you to see who he was. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_01 54:28

Yeah, you pointed to somebody, and I thought you were pointing at a girl, and you were making like a squeezing hand motion, and I thought you were trying to tell me to grab her ass. Literally, that's what I thought. And I'm like, I'm not, I don't even know who that is. I'm not grabbing her ass. Like, I didn't know what that's in my head. That's what you were pointing at a girl's ass and saying and squeezing, and I was like, and I wasn't, I'm like, did she grab your ass? Are you trying asking me to grab her ass? Like what yeah, I was confused.

SPEAKER_03 54:53

Yeah, um, but I mean, like, he never touched me again.

SPEAKER_01 54:56

I don't think you told me, I don't think we have got I got the full expectation to like the next day.

SPEAKER_03 54:59

Yeah, it was the next day.

SPEAKER_01 55:00

Because had I found out in that moment, I probably would have gone up to him and said, Hey, just so you know, yeah, Mr. Guy, you don't grab girls' tits without asking.

SPEAKER_03 55:09

And honestly, I was like a little frustrated with myself that I didn't say anything. It was almost like I was like, like he really just touched, he just touched me, you know, like I was just sort of taken aback by it. And I didn't, I didn't really want you to do anything. I just wanted you to like see him.

SPEAKER_01 55:28

So think because the problem is if you don't say it's people like that.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

I agree. And like, okay, so this was a very I if you would have asked me on this podcast if someone was to touch you, would you have said something? I would have been like, absolutely. So I definitely think this was like a very good learning line.

SPEAKER_01 55:42

In the moment, you don't know, you don't know how you're gonna react. And even like people are drinking, and if you're drinking, like I it's hard to and honestly, like what he did is wrong. Is it worth a fight? Is it worth a do I think he's a bad person and should get like banned from bliss crews forever? Like, no.

SPEAKER_03 55:59

But I definitely think he needs to understand that.

SPEAKER_01 56:01

That's just somebody that doesn't understand the lifestyle, or doesn't understand etiquette, he doesn't understand the way this works, yeah, and he needs that explained to him so that he doesn't do that to people in the future, right? And he needs it explained to him in a way that he knows it's not a joke. Like this isn't funny, this isn't nobody's this isn't a laughing matter.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

Right, it would have been almost impossible. So that's kind of like I think maybe why I didn't, I don't know. Um, but it definitely took me aback a little. I was just like, really? I mean, like of all these years and all these things that we've done. Yes, I've had people brush up against me and probably, you know, like dance too close, but somebody actually physically just like squeeze like that. It was just like a little surprising. Um, so anyway, we hung out there, and this is how I knew you weren't feeling good. It was 11:30. And listen, we had only like we had dinner at eight. So we had probably been out there for like an hour and a half, maybe. You were like, okay, we're gonna go to our room and we're gonna meet in the playroom at 12. And I'm like, really? Like, we just I felt like we had just got out there. And it didn't dawn on me until later that you probably felt like shit and you were trying to move this along. In the moment, I was like, I'm like, I'm finally having fun. Like it, we're finally having a good time. And I think I even kind of said, I'm like, oh, I we were just having fun, but you were like, Well, by the time we get to the, you know, and I was like, Yeah, that's fine. It wasn't a big deal, but I was I that was my.

SPEAKER_01 57:27

You've done this to us on glow night before, and I still dancing. I love dancing. Glow night is the bet by far the best night. And I and I think in hindsight, you know, I think at other bliss cruises, maybe treat glow night like it's not a play night and just and dance out there until two o'clock in the morning. Yeah, and I think and honestly, I think that would be fine. You know what I mean? Because I do think it's the best party. And if there's a time you want to dance, yeah, that is the time to do it. I think from my head, is one, I I I was starting to crash. And you know, uh, we didn't talk about it before, but before we even went out to glow night, I was like, baby, I don't know. I don't, I just don't feel good. I don't know if it's something I ate, I don't know if it's the sun, like I just don't feel good. And so like I had taken some you know, Excedrin, and you'd give me some medicine, and I was trying to kind of rally and come back, but I was I was crashing. Yeah, and so I was like, baby, if we don't play now, it's I'm going to bed. Like I'm gonna crash. I was like, okay, well, I said that to you, you were like, Okay, that makes sense. Let's go. Let's go. And also, like you said, this was midnight. Yeah, by the time you get to your room and you shower and you change.

SPEAKER_03 58:25

But no, this was 11:30. You wanted to meet in the playoffs. Yeah, um, so uh yeah, but yeah, so we went to our room, we showered, we changed, and we got to the playroom. And okay, so I had taken a shivers gummy this night, which I haven't taken any in you and Daphne. Yeah, and I took like a tiny little piece. I hadn't taken any in probably six months since the whole mental health thing, since before November. I just felt like I was getting like a little paranoid, it was either hit or miss, you know. So I had not taken any. So we had decided, you know, we wanted to have fun, so we were doing this. So I was feeling great, you know. So we're walking around the playroom trying to find a big bed because there was a a decent amount of us.

SPEAKER_01 59:11

So my one complaint about this um Rainforest Cafe solarium is some of the other solariums have these big flat areas where they put these big orgy beds. Yeah. And so the other solariums, they'll end up with like three or four, or I think like four of these beds that have like six beds pushed together, right? So it gives good orgy space. And usually those are the last places people go because they're nervous to play out in the open like that. So on previous bliss cruises, we've been able to walk in the solarium at midnight on just about any night and get into one of these orgy spaces without really having to wait or there being any line or something like that. Um on this night, so this solarium didn't have that space. So what they had done is they'd pushed two beds together kind of on either side of the pool, but it's only two beds. So instead of being six beds, it's only two beds, and they only had like I think three or or four of those. Um, yeah. So when we walked in, all every single bed in the entire place is used, including those what would be considered orgy spaces.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:17

Yeah. So we walked around a couple of times. Well, somebody came and found me. She was like, Hey, we're leaving. Yeah. Do you want our bed? And like it, it was we were all the way on the other side. So she obviously had recognized me. She was like, I know what kind of space you like. Do you want? I was like, hell yeah, thanks, babe. So, like, we're following her back. And so they're like cleaning it and getting it ready. And um, this man was like, This is my, this is my bed. And we're like, fuck. You know, like this girl had literally, she was fucking on the bed, got up and came and found us. So we're like, there was two beds there. So we were like, okay, well, we'll go over here and you can go where. But I'll be honest, because I think because I took that shivers, it made it fucked me up. Yeah, he like made I was worried about him because then he was this like aggressive man who had something to say, is like now on the bed with us naked.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:09

Yeah, it was it was weird. So she went and got us, right? And so we follow her back to the bed, right? And then when we get back to the bed, he had obviously people are still on the bed, but they're getting up and they're getting their stuff and they're cleaning up, right? So I'm assuming he had just seen them standing up and cleaning up, and so he just stood there as a way to like claim it as to go next, right? But these are two beds that are pushed together.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:33

There was one, two, three, four, five, five or six couples with us.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:39

And the he was just him and someone else.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:42

It was just him and his, what I assume was his wife, but him and his partner, right? And so we go to get on both beds once they get off, and he stops us and says, No, this is my bed. And we're like, Okay. And we kind of all look at each other like, well, it's it's an orgy bed. It's like it's nobody's bed.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:59

Like, but it immediately kind of like it kind of yeah, it's in I don't know, it just kind of felt weird. So we're like, now we're like slowly So you're you like look at me, like, what do we do? I'm like, well, we'll just get on this one, like at least and then like Yeah, but that's six of us on one bed, you know. So like it was weird. So like the guy ended up leaving like five minutes or so. Like he was bare, like I think he kind of got you Well, you had said to me, What do you do?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:24

And I'm like, Well, let's just use this bed, and then you know, I don't know how long are they gonna go? I don't know. They'll eventually get up and we'll be able to use that bed too. And and so, yeah, we all get on that one bed, and it like you said, we couldn't all fit, so like people are sitting, there was kind of like some benches and stuff, and people were sitting on the benches and giving blowjobs, and you could tell they were uncomfortable. So they got on the bed, they started kind of playing a little bit, and then they're like whispering to each other, yeah, and then they just got up and left. So I don't know, and I don't know what we did to piss them off. Yeah, like did they want both beds? Like, is that what they thought they were could have both beds? I don't know. Were we just making them uncomfortable? Because I I think I did say something like, We like you're you're gonna take over this whole space, like you know, like you don't think you get the you know, there was kind of like a little like that's not how Orgy spaces work, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:08

Yeah, um but yeah, so it kind of like I was like a little like paranoid, yeah. You know, like even Daphne was, we both were. We were just kind of so this play, how would you describe this play it time? It was a little weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:26

But it took a while to get going. I think once it got going, it got better. So it did take a while. You felt were weird, Daphne was weird, um the other uh, you know, NC Blackbeard and Pussy was hurt because you fucked her.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:38

Yeah, and then Stacey was hurting because she had fucked the night before. Mine was not hurting, but you know, we don't we've never played with NC Blackbeard. We don't play with Mandy Nick because she works for us. They were there, which we don't mind playing. We have zero issues playing alongside anybody like that. We we don't have any issues. Um, so it was just like, and then there was a new couple there, and she was young, she was 22 years old. And they had tried to swap, and it like it I think the husband had fucked somebody, but she hadn't, or I don't know if it's her husband or I don't their partner, I don't know. Anyway, long story short, he had fucked somebody and she hadn't. So there was that, and then like I think she had like maybe hooked up the night before.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:24

So like we had been chatting with her on and she had said to us that she wanted to fuck me, yeah, like through messaging.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:30

Yeah, she had put it out there, and I had honestly had not even had a conversation really with him much, other than hi, hello. I had sat next to her at dinner and he was on the other side of her, so I had talked to her where she was definitely more talkative, he was more like of introverted, you know. Um, and she had been messaging us, and she was definitely the one messaging, so she was definitely the more extroverted of the two.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:53

So me and you had sex, and then you had sex with her, but I mean you had sex, yeah, and then I fucked you while going down on Daphne. Okay, yeah, and that was hot, yeah. And then after that, it was kind of like almost ending, and so I went to her and I was like, hey. Because she had pretty much put it out, she basically had said, I really like to fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:17

So I was like, hey, do you want to be trying to get it in?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:20

Right, yeah, why not? How many times do you get to fuck this, you know, young person?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:24

Which is funny because we had talked. Is she was she the youngest person on the cruise? Because she had to be 21.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:28

She very well could have been the youngest person.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:30

She didn't seem 22, she seemed like 20.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:32

She was very mature, yeah. Nice couple.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:34

That's what they always say.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:35

Yeah, she was not, you know, not like your average 22-year-old. Uh she was fun. Uh so I yeah, I went and I was like, Do you want, do you want to fuck? And she was like, Yeah. She like looked at her husband and she's like, Oh, is it okay? And he was like, Yeah. And so we kind of had like a me, her, her husband, and Nick, like little, little threesome. Uh I guess that is that a gangbang? Do you have to have four guys for a gangbang?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:58

Well, you weren't really taking turns.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:00

No, it's just my turn. Yeah. Well, they were, I mean, she was sucking their dicks and I don't know the I don't know what term you call it.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:07

The legalities of that. Um, but yeah, that that was pretty hot. I mean, but like I I didn't know him. So it was like, and so I don't know. It and then Sean and Stacey seemed like they were pretty much done, and Daphne and Mike were done. Like they everybody had their like so it was just like weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:27

Yeah, it's the best way I can describe it. It wasn't the best orgy with it.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:30

It was, yeah. I mean, like, we've been in some pretty amazing, I mean, we've been in some pretty amazing order orgies with like all of them, but for some reason, I think the guy threw it off, and then we didn't have a lot of space, even with both beds, we didn't have a lot of space, and it's just there was a lot of people in there. I don't know. It just we we failed on that.

unknown 1:06:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:50

And and so I it's now day three, and I have the only fucked my husband on screen.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:57

Well, it gets better. All right, so we all fuck and then we go to bed.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:00

How when does it get better?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:02

Well, that's what I'm about to get into. Oh, okay. All right, so then the next day we wake up, me and you we sleep in, uh, and we actually didn't have much to do during the day. You had said you were gonna get up at like 10 a.m. and go lay by the pool and all this. You and Daphne had made all these plans, and I was like, don't mess with me. I I don't care about going to a pool at 10 o'clock in the morning. So the first thing on our schedule was our our meet and greet. We were hosting our own meet and greet um on Bliss Cruise for the first time. Yeah, and that was at one o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:28

Yeah, and we woke up like between 10 and 11. So we knew that there was really not a whole lot of time to go out to the pool, and you were not feeling super great.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:37

And I woke up feeling like shit. Yeah, like sick, like covered in sweat, like not good sick.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:45

So Daphne and Mike had gone up to go to the pool, and so I ended up just laying out on our balcony because we had such a great balcony, and and then I got ready and we and then we went up. So we wanted to get to our meet and greet. This is the first time we've ever done one on Bliss, and it started at one, so we got there at 12:30 because we had some goodies to lay out and you know, some signs to put up and all that. So we got there about 12:30. And honestly, I did not realize that you were sick that sick. I thought you just were like a little under the weather. Um, I enjoyed the meet and greet. Everybody came. I was honestly, it went by so quick. I loved getting to talk to people. We took a ton of pictures. I was definitely the chatty Kathy one.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:30

Well, I was sick, and I definitely I could tell I was sick, like sweating under my clothes, sick. So I was trying not to get in people's faces.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:39

And it just my throat hurt, and I just didn't, I mean, I was tired, I just didn't have the energy to talk. So you very much like ran the whole meet and greet, basically, and talked to everybody. And I I mean I would talk a little bit here and there, and what people out would ask us to take pictures. I would stand there and take pictures with them. Um, but if you know us, and I it's funny because I think back to even the pool deck day, I basically laid on the the chair the whole time. And I don't know, I don't think I realized it then. I think maybe I was just feeling tired and didn't realize it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:09

You thought you were sleepy or something, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:11

Uh it and it hit me and at this meet and greet. And when once the I mean, it was an hour long. We took pictures and talked to people. Like there was a line of people waiting to talk to you basically the entire time. Um, I don't know how many pictures you took with people. It was a lot of pictures. Um, and again, this is weird for us. Like, it's that that's probably the biggest meet and greet we've ever had, or it felt like the biggest, as far as like and like people want to take pictures with us every once in a while. We've never had like 50 people lined up to take pictures with us before. That's not normal, you know what I mean? For us, uh uh and so it was it was a lot.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:50

Yeah, it was a lot. I enjoyed it. Like, I like that environment because like controlled, you know. Like, I know I'm for one hour, I'm gonna stand here and I'm gonna smile and I'm gonna greet and I'm gonna, you know, like I really liked that setup. It worked good for me. Um, because then we could leave and I could go like decompress in the room, you know, and that's kind of what we did. So as soon as we read, like, I was willing to like stay and chat, and you were like, we have got to get out of here.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:16

I was like, I need to go. Yeah. Uh something I haven't mentioned is over the night, um my need to go to the bathroom had accelerated um to a I wasn't gonna tell to a devastating point.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:30

Where I was running to the bathroom like almost like every 15, 20 minutes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:34

So like at this point, we don't know. Like, does he have like food poisoning? Yeah, we didn't know. We just knew he wasn't feeling super great. So we went back to the room after this, and you immediately just crashed.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:48

Yeah. And I was like, just let me get it, take a rest. Because the next thing on our schedule was the fetish dinner, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:54

Yeah, yeah. And so I'm seeing I wanted to go to the pool, you know.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:57

And I was like, just let me crash. You you guys go to the pool, do whatever you're gonna do, and and hopefully I take a little nap and I'll feel better and we can go, you know, go to this dinner.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:06

So while he laid out uh lay down, I went and like laid out, and you know, it's like two o'clock. So I'm like, we don't have to be anywhere until five. And I'm like, I can actually like take a shower and wash my hair. Because remember, he wouldn't let me go get my hair washed earlier in the week. So I was like, finally, I was like, oh shit, I'll just wash my hair. So that's what I did while he slept. I washed my hair and dried it and just kind of hung out. I mean, I had like three hours. And probably like 30 minutes before we needed to head up, I was like, hey babe, you need to get ready for the fetish center, which Bliss, one of the things that they did was invite Dan and I to go. So we didn't we pay for everything on Bliss. Like we pay our way to get on the ship, we pay our alcohol for our food, we pay everything, you know. Like, but Bliss offered to send us to the fetish center. So we're not gonna like not go, not go. Dan's like, I can't go. And I'm like, what? Like, if you know my husband, he doesn't not go to things, like he has to be really, really sick for him to not go. And I'm like, are you serious? Well, luckily I have like talked Daphne and Mike and Stacey and Sean into signing up with you, signing up. And um, so I go next door and I'm like, hey, I don't think Dan can go. So it's just gonna be me. Daphne's like, well, I'm not gonna be ready in time. And I'm like, oh my God, you know, like really. And Mike's like, Daphne, we have reservations at five. Like it's not like you you just it's not show up whenever you want. Yeah, it's not, you know, he's so I go back to the room because I'm like 15 minutes early, and I'm like, oh my god, I think I'm gonna have to go by myself. And I'm like having a mini panic, but very quickly I realized, okay, well, it's gonna be okay, everything's gonna be fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:52

So anyway, Daphne was well, you came out of the room and you looked like you were freaking out. I'm like, Do you want me to try to get up and get dressed? And I I only had like 10 minutes to do that, even if I was going to do it. But yeah, you were like, No, it's okay. And I'm like, Are you sure? Because I could, I could try.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:04

Like, yeah, I was like, no. So um I go back over there, I give her like five minutes. I go back, and she's like, okay. So she's like literally putting her mascara on as we walk down the thing. And so the theme this night was fetish burlesque, which is kind of a weird combo combo, but whatever, you know. So anyway, so we get up there and um, you know, we go in, and the fetish center is put on by Carnival Risque, which they do. We've done it one other time a couple of years ago. I think this one was way better than the one we went to a few years ago. It wasn't my favorite before, um, but they definitely improved it, which makes sense. They've improved everything.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:44

Yeah, it's been like four years.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:46

Um, and they it was really awesome. It it threw the whole ship for a loop. The fact that I don't didn't have you with me. Like they were so confused as to why. And honestly, I really hate that you missed it because it was such a good dinner. It was so delicious.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:00

And it was they did it at the chopped dining, which is like a steakhouse. Yeah, which is like your favorite.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:06

My food, yeah. Yeah. I did bring him food back just for the record. He didn't eat it. Couldn't he ate a little bit of the cheesecake, but I brought him a steak back, he didn't touch it. But um, just like a few highlights, uh, it w it was gorgeous. They had black tablecloth and these black candle operas. I've I tried to film as much as I could. So hopefully Dan will make a TikTok out of it. I will, yeah, and you'll you'll get to see a little bit inside of it, but it was so beautiful. And what they do is they like go around to each table and demonstrate things. So it's like a cool place. Like if you've ever wanna like see or try any of these like tools that they use, it's like a really safe and like vanilla, if you could call it vanilla way to try it without going into a dungeon. They also were like tying someone up in the middle, which was cool. They were spanking people. So Daddy Mike got spanked by what was her name?

SPEAKER_01 1:15:00

Obsidian.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:00

Obsidian. Um, he kind of like half-heartedly said he wanted to do it, and that's all it took. And then we like got her over there, and she she spanked the shit out of him, and she he was like leaning over Daphne's lap. So like they were face to face when he was doing it. It was pretty fun. But they they they spanked a girl like right next to us that was so hot, like her ass like getting like pink and stuff. And then another girl, do you remember that girl that we met at the top of the travel party that said she just loves having her boobs out? She looks like Tinkerbells. She had on a full latex outfit, like neck to feet. And she and they like spanked the shit. I mean, like she squirted all down that thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:44

She squirted from getting spanked?

SPEAKER_03 1:15:46

Yes. It was hot. At dinner? At dinner. She had a latex outfit on, so it went, it was, it was it was in the outfit.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:55

How do you know she squirted then?

SPEAKER_03 1:15:56

She let everybody know. Um, so but it was awesome. The food was great. The staff, they were wonderful. I did want to mention because you know, like on some of our TikToks, people asked, like, what does the staff think? You know, that's like a big, you know, what does Royal Caribbean staff think? And I wanted to tell this story because I think this is a great representation. We were one of the last tables to take our orders, so we were one of the last to finish up. So they were prepping for the next seating. Um, the waiters were when you know we were in there. So they were like changing out the feathers and all the stuff. And the one guys were rubbing the feathers on each other and stuff. And we just happened to look up and see them, and they were like embarrassed. They were like, oh my god. So anyway, they ended up coming over and talking to us, and he showed me a video on his phone that before they opened, he had them spanking him. So he's like bent over, and this is guys probably in his 20s. He's not um, he's not an he didn't appear to be in America. He was foreign. I don't know where he was from. I should have checked. Um, but he was bent over one of the tables in his full uniform, his full Royal Caribbean uniform, and they're spanking him. And he's like, they recorded it and saved it so he could keep it. He's like, I love he's like, This is the best thing. I love it so much. Y'all are awesome. He just like kept on and on about how amazing and open and how everyone is so happy and loves each other. And it was, I thought that was like a really good story to show that, like, obviously, not all of them are getting spanked, you know. Like some of them are just kind of watching.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:24

Weren't the nights we talked to one of our waitresses and she was talking about how much she liked the cruise. And it seems I don't I don't know, but it seems like the staff on on all these bliss cruises loves the environment. Yeah, I I've I've heard there's like competition to get on these ships from the staff. I don't know if that's true or not. Yeah, I don't know. But I I've heard that rumor before where they they all request it.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:45

I know that hotel takeovers, a lot of the employees request to work because they want to be there, they want to see it. So I thought that was like a cool story to sort of share a little bit behind the scenes. So after the dinner, we went back. I brought you dinner, you really couldn't eat it. So um Daphne and Mike and I went up to get some other snacks, like some French fries, some bread. We literally we all just kind of sat around and chit-chatted. It was kind of some I know you were sick, but I really just enjoyed hanging out with my friends. Obviously, it would have been fun to go to a playroom and like have wild sex, but I didn't do that. This is the first bliss cruise in in my bliss cruise history that I did did not fuck anybody but me. I didn't fuck anybody but you.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:30

Uh, but you had another duty you had to perform.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:32

Oh, I almost forgot. Yes. So um at nine o'clock that night, Dan um was supposed to do a wedding. Sophie, who is a DJ for us, who's she's one of our electric pleasures DC. She's been at Secrets, um, she's done a lot. If she's a female, so we don't have a whole lot of girl DJs. So if you know, uh, she was getting married, and I think they had like a legal ceremony, but she just wanted to have like a lifestyle one, and she had asked you to marry her on this night, and you were too sick to go. And so I had to step in. And I was panicking because like I've never done this. I didn't know what to say. I'm like trying to Google non-monogamous wedding vows, and like somebody on the elevator shout out to what's their podcast, two plus two. I saw one of the wives on the pod or on the elevator, she was like, Chat GBT, and I'm like, duh, I should have thought of that. So I chat GBT'd it as I walked and got there, did like a two-minute ceremony, and they were married. So I fulfilled my duties. Congratulations and married my first couple aboard Bliss Cruise.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:37

Yeah, well, congratulations to Sophie and her husband. I am sorry I missed all of that, um, but I was not okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:46

Yeah, you were not okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:47

Uh and I think I was progressively getting not okay as the the day went on.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:52

Yeah, you were obviously running a very high fever. I didn't have any any thermometer, which okay, I need to add that to my emergency kit. Um, I didn't have a thermometer, I didn't have, you know, I had some Imodium and I had like Advil.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:08

I was putting the Imodium, the Advil, the Excedrin, all of it to me, and it was doing nothing.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:13

Yeah. Um so just so like I know we're over time, but just like fast forward, we did um, we got off the ship, we did drive home. It took me it we both drove. You drove a little bit. I drove the bulk of the way. I we tested you, no COVID, no flu.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:28

I no joke. Okay, so we got off the ship. If you have ever gotten off a cruise ship, we we hand carried our bags off. The elevator line was like wrapped around the ship. Yeah, and it was only two floors down from the floor we were on. So we're like, we're gonna take our suitcases down the stairs. I thought I was gonna pass out. Yeah. Like before.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:48

I didn't want you to carry your suitcases. I was gonna like make a couple of trips.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:52

I'm stubborn.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:53

Um, but thank you. Thankfully, Mike and Daphne, we took them to the airport, so they they helped us get off the ship. Thank goodness. Because I probably like me and Mike went to find the truck in the parking lot. I couldn't even find it. If it wasn't for Mike, I probably would have cried. Um, luckily I didn't, I didn't cry. Um, but we found it. He was able to help me get the truck out of the parking deck, and then I drove us to the airport, and then you know, yeah, I drove, I think you drove like two hours one time, and then you drove three hours another time. So and it took us about 15. We got off the ship at 8:30 and we got home about midnight.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:24

It was so if you know us, it was rough, like the 15-hour drive to um Florida. I drove the whole thing. So, like, I don't not drive like Lacey will drive every once in a while if I need to get work done or something like that, but I'm usually the one driving. So the fact that she basically had to drive us home.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:40

I was pissed off. If you want me to if you want me to know the truth, I was pissed off. Like, why are we flying? We have three suitcases because now we have it put one suitcase inside of another because we didn't have all that spike. I'm like, what? It's like it all of our friends were like home, and we still had like five hours, and I was like, I'm going to kill him, you know.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:57

Like the traffic was terrible.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:59

Traffic was terrible. It rained. It you know, if I at one point, like I said, I pulled off, got went into Publix, got a flu and COVID test. He tested negative, which he had had a flu shot. You know, I don't know what he we still don't know what he has. I never really I think I think I was trying to get it. I definitely was having some tummy issues and my I have an order ring. It said I had a fever one night, it said I had major signs of something stressing my body, but overall I felt pretty good considering you seem to feel a lot better now.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:28

Yeah, I'm I'm on the men for sure. I'm I mean well 100% better than I was that day, but I think I'm still recovering a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:34

Yeah, I know we're way over, but can we take like a few minutes to just kind of like give like our our overview?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:43

Yeah, I don't yes, we can.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:45

Because I feel like if you just listen to this the last two, you're probably like they had a terrible time, you know? And so I would I think it's important to say that, like, first of all, we go on so many lifestyle vacations, it's really okay that I didn't have sex with anybody, you know. Like, do we want to have fun while the orgies? Yes, we do. But like honestly, it's really okay. I'd rather have good sex with my husband than mediocre sex with, you know, somebody else. Um, I really was bummed about the weather, you know, that first day and a half. And then it really sucked that the second day and a half you were sick.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:19

Basically.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:19

Um, so we really we just had very unfortunate situations. We usually have really good luck and really good, you know, weather and things work out. Um, but I will say that after like now talking to people that have that hadn't had never been and that that was their first one, they seem to have loved it. So I think I think that they still got the true bliss experience those last two days, even though the first two days were rough. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:45

So I think it's I think well, a few things. I think all of the changes that I saw Bliss Cruise implement as far as the production, as far as the playrooms, as far as uh the different music spaces were all excellent. Yeah. Um I think our trip, this is probably the worst Bliss Cruise we've ever had, but because of us, I think me and you were uh the weather was bad the first two days. Me and you were not on the same page the first two days. And then once me and you got on the same page, I got sick. And so it basically our whole trip almost got got derailed.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:21

That being said, me and you still had rock star sex in the playroom while people watched super hot. We still had a an maybe not our best orgy, but a fun orgy in the Solurium. Uh I got to fuck a young 22-year-old.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:33

Rock her world. Rock her world.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:35

That was fun. I got to fuck Daphne like three times. Yeah. That was fun.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:38

So I mean risked her life for you. That was fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:41

She jumped over a cliff to come fuck, you know, ride my dick. I mean, so even saying like, oh man, this this cruise was not the best experience for us, there were still, I think, a lot of things that people, if they could just do one of those things in their lifetime, yeah, would um be super appreciative. So we're we're a little spoiled by that.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:02

Yeah, we are. Um, I do, I am very proud of the things like basically like Russell came on our podcast a few weeks ago, and everything that he said they were gonna do, they did.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:12

They did, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:12

You know, the production was amazing. Amazing. There was no production camera crews, there was no one filming, like they everything that he said, they did. And honestly, it just makes me super excited for April. And it's exciting for you know, all these people that booked while they were on the ship, you know. I it just it it it means a lot to me. I so many people are like, oh, we've already booked November, we've already I kept, you know, we get emails anytime anybody uses our link to book. I, you know, I got several emails while we were there people booking. So um I just, you know, it was it was awesome. So I I don't want, I think we were just being honest, you know, they're not all home runs, you know, and so but we still had an amazing time.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:55

Yeah, I think it was a series of misfortunate events for us. It was the weather the first two days and then me being sick the second two.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:01

I'm gonna put this out there. I'm getting my hair washed in April.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:05

All right. Can we not do it in the middle of an excursion though?

SPEAKER_03 1:26:08

Um, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:11

I'm not I've not to be determined. That depends on the spa, but I'm gonna do it, babe. I'm doing it. I wanted to do it in November, I wanted to do it in April last year, and I've yet to do it. So you got to fuck a 22-year-old. I'm getting my damn hair washed. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:25

I mean, I'm not I'm not mad about it. Uh, okay. So a few things. So for April, we have five couples going with us for April. There are still cabins available for this April's Bliss Cruise. There are never cabins available. Go to swingerside.net, book a cabin. You're gonna be in a small group with us. It's gonna be a great experience. They're doing two beach parties, they're gonna have playrooms uh at those beach parties. They're gonna be clothing optional. So I mean, it's gonna be what is it five or six nights?

SPEAKER_03 1:26:54

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:55

Anyway, it's gonna be a great uh week at sea. I'm I'm super excited for April.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:00

And please use our link, swingersight.net. I mean, I know people like give us shit for like hawking our links and stuff, but if you want me to be honest, five couples does not offset the cost for the cruise for us. Not to mention we buy shirts, we buy swag bags, we buy all the things.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:16

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:16

Um, so we're actually negative going, you know, and as I'm not saying that to get become positive, which is fine. It's fine. We know that we we're that's the business that we're in. Sometimes that happens. Sometimes we like February we had 30, April we don't. But if you listen to us and you're hearing this and you're you know, you're this conversation is making you think of bliss and you're talking to your spouse, instead of just Googling Bliss, if you could use our swing or something. I asked so many, we met so many people this week or you know, on Bliss that were like, we found this because of you, but then they they didn't use our link, which is it's okay. It's we're not gonna get them all. And and we're happy to support Bliss. We believe in what they're doing, and but you know, if if If just a few of you did, that would be lovely. So, um, but we're excited. November still has a few rooms.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:06

Uh, as of the time I'm saying this, I don't know what the biggest swinger party cruise. Dan's gonna orchestrate the biggest orgy ever.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:15

November bliss.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:17

Yeah. So, um, so yeah, so if you're hearing this and you want to go on any of them or next year, um, swingerside.net. Uh we would love to have you. We would love to kind of host you through this week of fun. And yeah, so thank you for everything.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:33

Yeah, and uh we the if the cruises go at the current pace, they're gonna be sold out in the next couple weeks. This is the second episode, so you're not gonna hear this for like two weeks. So if you're hearing this, go check swingersciety.net, see if there's still cabins available if you want to go on a Bliss cruise in 2026.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:50

Yeah, and if you ever see any of the cruises that are sold out and you're like, man, I really want to go. If you email us at admin at swingersociety.net, a lot of times we can get last minute, like people cancel. So we'll get you on a cancellation list.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:05

So all right. Anything else for the Swing Nation listeners?

SPEAKER_03 1:29:08

That's it.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:08

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