Once Upon a Time at Secrets Part 1: Drag Shows, Day Drinking and Disney Vibes

Once Upon a Time at Secrets Part 1: Drag Shows, Day Drinking and Disney Vibes | Episode 241

In part one of this special recap episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, Dan and Lacy take listeners inside the Swinger Society takeover at Secrets Hideaway Resort in Kissimmee, Florida. With a playful “Once Upon a Time” theme that brought plenty of Disney-inspired fun to the weekend, they kick things off by sharing what it was like arriving at Secrets, catching the Tuesday night drag show, and ending the night with a little sexy exhibitionism back in their room. From there, the adventure only gets wilder — with too many daytime drinks on Wednesday, a few blurry run-ins with some major lifestyle names, and plenty of chaos once friends start rolling in. Between Dan DJing the parties and Lacy running around with her girls, the weekend quickly turns into exactly the kind of unforgettable, messy, and hilarious lifestyle getaway you’d expect. Tune in now to hear all the fun, funny, and scandalous moments from part one of their Secrets Hideaway adventure.

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

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SPEAKER_02 0:22

Welcome to the Swing Nation Podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe, interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. And we are back with another full-length episode of the Swing Nation Podcast.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

We are.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

And today we're gonna take you on a little journey down to Kissimmee, Florida, uh, for our Swinger Society takeover of Secrets Hideaway Resort, of which we just got back from like two days ago.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

So it's fresh.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

It's very fresh. We are still sleep deprived. Our suitcases are not unpacked, trailer is not unpacked, but here we are.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

Here we are. All right, so we left our houses and headed for Florida on Monday?

SPEAKER_00 1:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

On Monday. Yeah. And we drove halfway down.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Yeah, originally we go back and forth if if we drive it like over two hours or I mean over two hours, over two days or over one, your back. You know, we're not getting any younger. Your back is a little fucked up. Um, we used to do it in one day all the time, and we've lately we've tried really hard to try to separate it. It's about a nine-hour drive, and then you have to take into account the trailer. So um, like we can't ride through our drive-through, you know, everything's just a little bit more difficult with the trailer.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

No, a hundred percent. So uh for this trip, we decided to break it into two parts. So we left uh Monday, got about, I don't know, halfway, probably a little over halfway.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Actually, I think we we had like six hours left on Tuesday. So we and we didn't leave until like seven o'clock our time. We it was pretty late leaving, you know, as far as like getting on the road. And I think we we drove till probably midnight, would you say?

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Yeah, something like that.

SPEAKER_00 2:40

Like on the other side of Atlanta, you know, kind of got all the way through Atlanta and a little bit further and checked into a hotel, just literally went in, dropped our bags, went to sleep.

SPEAKER_02 2:50

Yeah, then slept slept in.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

Yeah, we slept until because you know we're night owls and we're not in any huge hurry. Really, our goal is to just be there on Tuesday, not necessarily to do anything. If we make it in time and we can, great. If we don't, it's not the end of the world. So we got there about so you so we got up about 10, got out of our room and back on the road about 11, and ended up getting to Secrets about six.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

Uh, yes, correct. And uh so Tuesday nights at Secrets is the drag show. So it's like Pride Night, but they do the drag show every weekend, and they do that in the club. Yeah. Uh so I think me and you actually got in, we you know, parked the trailer, we kind of unloaded our stuff. We realized there was a little miscommunication between our staff and the front desk about which day we were getting in. So we actually didn't get our room. Uh so we had to stay in a different room. So we really just took our suitcases that we needed for the night into that.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Like bare minimum unpacking. Like we just unzipped our suitcases because we did there's no, even though they got us next door, so we were very close. Um, so it wasn't a lot to move everything over. We just kind of left the bulk of our stuff in our room, which we can't really blame Seekers for that. I think that was actually we didn't communicate what day we were gonna get there, so that was our mistake. Um, so yeah, so we got into that room, uh, unloaded just a little bit of stuff, and then immediately we were hungry because we didn't really have lunch or anything. So we went to the Italian place, which we love. I even vlogged it. So if you follow me on TikTok, you can kind of see because we get questions a lot about like where exactly is the Italian place, like how do y'all get there? Because we talk about it every time we go to Secrets, and so um we were able to kind of do that. It was great. I mean, we ate way too much, should have brought our leftovers back, but didn't. It was like if you are going to Secrets Hideaway, I highly recommend going to the Italian place. It's like next door, so good. The staff is wonderful, it's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

Yes, agreed. Uh, okay, so then we came back uh and we headed out to the bar. And we actually got to sit down and talk a little bit with if you've listened, you know, to previous episodes. We did an episode with a former preacher and uh him and his wife um were there and we got to kind of hang out with them for a little while.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Yeah, did you know they were gonna be there?

SPEAKER_02 5:18

Uh they had mentioned, I think he had texted me and said they were gonna try. Yeah. Uh they didn't get to stay for the whole weekend because he had to he had a trip that he had planned for work. Um, but they did come in on Tuesday night. We got to see him for a little while.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Which is nice because I've got to know him via podcasts. We've had a couple meetings with him. So I've got to know him, but I had actually never met him in person until that night.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot because the last time at Secrets I had talked to him, but just like randomly on the side of the podcast.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

Yeah, and y'all connected, and then we ended up connecting later and doing the podcast. And honestly, the podcast with him, if if you don't know what we're talking about, he was a former pastor, and we kind of talk about his process of like leaving the church and joining the lifestyle and what that looks like. And so if you are interested, go back and find that podcast.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

There's some co there's some talk in there about how to balance the lifestyle and if you're someone of faith and things like that.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

Yeah. Which I was very nervous about doing that podcast, but to be honest with you, we got so much feedback from it. Y'all loved it. So um, so it was really nice to meet him and his beautiful wife and to chit-chat and hang out. So it wasn't we didn't spend the whole evening with him, but we got, you know, a good hour or so, and it was nice.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Yep. Uh, and then we headed into the drag show uh and got to see that, which is always a good time.

SPEAKER_00 6:37

Yes. So Twila Holiday and April Fresh hosted every single Tuesday, and then the drag queens that they have with them is always changing. So every time we host and we go there on a Tuesday night, it's always different, with the exception of them two. It's always different, and it's really fun to see the different types of people that do it. It's also great people watching, just like the Patreons of like Pride Night. It's a discounted night, so you get a little bit of everything. So if you like it doesn't bother us. I know some people say, you know, there's a lot of single guys, there are a lot of pushy. It doesn't really bother us. We just sort of like people watch and take it in, and and and it doesn't we don't really like it.

SPEAKER_02 7:22

Yeah, so Tuesday nights are their Pride Night every week, and it is one of the busiest weekdays of secrets. Uh so you know Wednesdays, you know, Mondays can be kind of slow. Thursdays usually you're starting to get people coming in for the weekend, you know, it kind of builds to the weekend. Uh, but if you are looking for a a daytime time to go, uh Tuesdays are great, and there is a good amount of diversity, you know.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

It's very diverse, and especially if you're someone that is a little worried about being either gay or bisexual or trans or whatever it you identify. However, you identify, this is the night to go because you will literally see a little bit of everything and very accepting. It's it's it's honestly a really fun night. We genuinely enjoy coming in on Tuesdays. So if you're ever in the that area and have a free Tuesday, we highly recommend going. Don't forget your dollar bills because um during the drag show, the the ladies love their dollars, so you want to pay them and tip them for their hard work.

SPEAKER_02 8:23

Agreed.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

Also, somebody bought our drinks at the bar, which doesn't really happen to us very often. That was super nice. Of whoever it was, you know. I said thank you, but we didn't really get to it. There was starting, yeah, it was starting, so we didn't really get the chance to talk. So whoever you are, if you listen, thank you very much for doing that. That was very kind. But yeah, it was a great time. We danced, enjoyed the show. And then after that, we pretty much just kind of went back to our room because it didn't start until 10:30. Um, and for like a random Tuesday night, that's kind of a little late for us.

unknown 8:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:59

Even though we're night owl. I mean, just so anyway, after that, we just basically went to the room and we ended up like fucking. So what's funny is I had told Dan, like when we were like, you know, we had had a drink or two at the you know, at the drug show. And so I was like, I was feeling myself, you know. And I'm like, I want you to fuck the shit out of me. We don't have any kids in the house. No, my mom lives with us, and my mom's not there. I want you to like put me on the counter, put me on the wall. Like, I want you to do all the dirty things to me. And then we, of course, like every woman, I promise the world, you know, and then we get in the room and I'm like being late. I'm tired.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

I just wanna go to bed.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

Well, it didn't even dawn on me. And then you take a shower, and then all of a sudden your nose is bleeding, and you're like, I wonder why my nose is bleeding. I haven't even done anything. It didn't even dawn on me. So I put your dick in my mouth. You had taken Viagra.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

Yeah, I had you. You wanted to get dick down, so I wanted to make sure I was ready to go and do it.

SPEAKER_00 9:52

But I totally like it's but that's that's pretty good that I know you that well. I literally put your dick in my mouth and I was like, it's uh in the the nosebleed thing.

SPEAKER_02 10:00

I don't know why when I take Viagra, I always get nosebleeds in. Not always, but often.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Yeah, and it didn't even tip me off. But the second I touched your dick, I was like, something's different. So if you're wondering, there's definitely it definitely causes more blood flow. So anyway, I was feeling frisky, so I was like, let's open the blinds, let's put on a show. And we did. We opened the blinds and fucked for a while, and then eventually I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

Some guy came and banged on the window, didn't he?

SPEAKER_00 10:25

Yeah, they can be a little aggressive, especially on a Tuesday night, but I kind of knew that. Like I knew that opening them, I kind of wanted the attention. So yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:35

You got it.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

So, and then at some point I was like, okay, I'm I'm done putting on a show. Let's just move on. Let's just fuck fuck the shit out of me. So we fucked, and then we went, we went to bed.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

We did.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

Yeah, I think we actually fucked like twice. I think you came twice, which is a lot for us.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

I can't I came twice or we just fucked twice. I came and we just fucked again.

unknown 10:56

I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

I don't remember coming twice. I think I think I came once and then I got you got yeah, because of the Viagra was still hard to meet some more.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

Either way, so either way, good Tuesday night.

SPEAKER_00 11:06

Great way to start out the weekend together. Like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

All right, so then we slept in again. I think we got up at like, I don't know, 10, 10 o'clock, something like that. And then we had a meeting with the secret staff at I don't know, noonish, I think 11, noon, maybe. Uh, and that was nice. And something we typically do, but they I feel they really feel like they brought in everybody. Yeah, usually we like meet with the the manager or whatever. Um, but this time they had the whole entire team there, which was lovely. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

It was like a good play, like a good chance to like, hey, before the weekend, what do you need from us? What do we need from y'all? You know, who is our contact for all the things? And so it was good. I I was greatly appreciative of Secrets for doing that. And I think that's something that we should continue for going forward. Even though we kind of have done that in the past, I feel like we did it in more of like an official capacity this time.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

Yeah, usually it's just like me and you and like one of the one of the managers. This time they had the manager of like every department and every section in there, uh which was nice. And we ran through the whole schedule and they were able to ask us questions. We were able to ask them questions and just kind of iron out what the plan was for the weekend.

SPEAKER_00 12:11

Yes. So after that, they had asked us to either have like originally it was supposed to be dinner, but then it got changed to lunch. Do you want to go have dinner with or lunch with them? And we were like, okay. Did not know what it really was.

SPEAKER_02 12:25

By them, you mean um the owner of secrets. Yes. Or well, I guess one of the owners. I don't I don't know exactly their situation, but I think they have some business partners. But uh James, uh, who's the owner senior, and then his son, who is one of the I think directors there. Yeah, I don't know his name. Yeah, I don't know the title.

SPEAKER_00 12:44

So we didn't know who I was going, but we knew that they wanted to do something. And so it was it was decided that we were gonna go for lunch.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

Right.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

So we and and we load up and we go, and we it was their CEO also went with us.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

It was no, well, James, I think is the C. I think it was their CFO. Somebody anyway.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

Anyway, there's people. We're obviously not gonna tell you what we talked about because um, you know, that was confident. Confidenty confident?

SPEAKER_02 13:10

Yeah, I mean, I don't think most people would tell you if they have be business meetings with people and what exactly. Yeah, we're not gonna tell you now if stuff comes of it, which I think it will, we'll not. There might be some future announcements being made.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

Yeah, yeah. There's no we're not gonna tell you the ins and outs of the meeting, but we will tell you that we sat down and I had not had any food. Uh-huh. Keep in mind. So we had not had breakfast, and this was our lunch. And before food even came, they started ordering doubles. Everybody was having Jaeger. I can't do Jaeger.

SPEAKER_02 13:37

Well, James Sr. literally told the waitress, keep bringing doubles until we pass out.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

Okay, guys, y'all know me. I am like a two-shot girl, and then like I'm doing cartwheels, you know? And so like a double before I've even had food at noon. Like, well, at this point, it's like one, you know. So I couldn't do Jaeger. So I was like, I'll do fireball. So, okay, so let me back up a little. First of all, I didn't realize it, but I take like Pralisec or one of those, I don't know what the name of it is, you know, indigestion. I had not refilled it, which is a bad mistake going to a swinger party without your medication, that medication. It's not the end of the world. I can buy some over the counter, but I had not done it yet.

SPEAKER_01 14:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

So now I'm, and fireball will light my ass up in that way. So now I'm not on my medicine and now we're starting fireball shots. So before our food came, I know we had had four, or so, so that would be two doubles. So that's four shots. I mean, like I by the time we, I don't even know how many we had after that. By the time we got up to walk to the car, I was like, I'm not okay. Like I've got, I've got to get my shit together. I mean, and I'm trying to be cool because they're cool, right? You know, they're you know, they like party and you know, and cool. And I'm and his son's like in his 20s, you know. And I'm like, I can't let them know that I'm this shit face at three o'clock in the air. Now we've been there for a couple hours, and it and you were probably drinking more than me. I was at least like being like, I would do like half of the I'm not a heavy drinker, but I can definitely handle alcohol better than you can.

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:11

And I'm on a GLP one, like, so like add that to it. I don't have very much food in my system, I don't process it well. So I'm like, I'm fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

You were come three o'clock.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

So then we go back to Secrets and he's gonna give us the full secrets to presentation because we never sat down. We know about secrets to we've never got the full brief.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

The full brief. We haven't seen all the renderings and the rooms and all that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:39

So we sit down just to do that. Honestly, at that point, it's very fuzzy. I don't you left and went to his office at one point. I I don't even remember you leaving.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Yeah. I I don't there's some fuzziness in there too. I remember getting the brief on Secrets 2, and that all that looks fantastic. And I'm pretty excited about that. I'm I'm really excited to have, you know, they're talking, I think that that the second uh so if you don't know what Secrets 2 is, uh in the empty gravel parking lot that's to the left of Secrets, they're talking about building a second resort and it's gonna be called Secrets 2, and it's gonna be, you know, I would say Secrets 1 is it's a 1980s remodeled Ramada. Uh this is gonna be a very nice, like high-end, luxurious type of condo complex.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

And it's topless only, so it's gonna be like mild versus wild. So, like if you're newer and you want to try secrets, you're not prepared for like blowjobs and full blunt sets on the side of the pool. It's it's a little bit, a little bit introductory into that. Or if you're just not in the lifestyle and you want to like tan with your titties out, you know, like if you don't, you just want to be topless and not engage in any of that.

SPEAKER_02 16:48

Right. But it's basically gonna double. I think I don't know the exact numbers, but I remember it's it's somewhere around another 150 rooms, which secrets is around 150 rooms. You can't usually access them all. I think there's like technically 148 or 149. We usually sell around 130. Uh, so it basically will double the size of Secrets. And you know, if you've been the Secrets, you know it's kind of like a U-shaped where the courtyard's in the middle. Well, Secrets 2 will be U-shaped too, but the opening of the U's will will be kind of facing each other, and they don't have like a courtyard. I think he called it like a garden or something kind of in between the two. Uh, and if you have a pass to one, you can go back and forth to the other. So I think I think I think it's a cool idea.

SPEAKER_00 17:27

Yeah, it's cool. So we we got the whole, but it was like we would, and like all of our friends were checking in. So like everybody's checking in, everybody is like joining, people are drinking, then people leave. It it was all yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

I think we planned to take over the world uh with James during that meeting. For sure.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

At some point we were like, we have to like stop talking business.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Uh we called some other people.

SPEAKER_00 17:52

Um I didn't even remember talking.

SPEAKER_02 17:55

We had John and from John and Jackie Melfi of Colette's on the phone at one point in time. I mean, uh we were texting with Bob Hannifer, the owner of Naughty New Orleans at one point in time.

SPEAKER_00 18:04

Just because I think people, this is common knowledge, so I think it's okay to talk. Jess and Jordan were there, and I was like, Do you even work here? I mean, like, I was like, I was trashed. I did stop at some point. I was like, I have to stop. You know, like I was gone. The the ship had sailed. There was no more. I don't even remember him, James Sr. leaving. Like, I don't even know where he peaced out. I don't even know where he went. And then he was just gone, and then it was just over. I don't, I don't know. I feel like he came, saw, got his drunk, and then peace out, you know. So we tabled a lot of our discussion.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

So they are supposed to, so if you don't know, we're leaving on Bliss Cruise this weekend. So this episode came out on Thursday. So we leave what, Sunday?

SPEAKER_00 18:46

Yeah, we leave our house on Friday, but we get on the ship Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

And this particular Bliss Cruise, there's a large amount of industry, what you'd call lifestyle industry people.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

So um so we tabled our discussion for Bliss Cruise.

SPEAKER_02 18:58

Bliss Cruise, which I don't know if that's gonna go any better.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

So um we will report back on how that went for there. But yeah, it was quite, it was, it was. I think we sold, we we tried to talk all of our friends into everybody buying condos. We'll all buy condos, we'll all be right next door neighbors at Secrets 2, and it was wild, but it was honestly like a lot of fun. A lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. I think we spent a thousand dollars worth, drank a thousand dollars for the alcohol while we sat outside. That's not counting the restaurant while we were well. Then because he was being so generous, he gave us a thousand dollar bar tab for the rest of the night. Now keep in mind, I never drank another drop after that. You know, like I'm like, I there's what the fuck can I do with a thousand dollars? Like, I'm like, no way, I can't. So we'll get into the later portion of the night and how, but we did it that we did somehow get a thousand dollar bar tab to be used later that the rest of the day. So um, out of that conversation, which was was fun. So after that, and I'm gonna be super transparent, I was still pretty fucked up. I'm not gonna lie, and I'm not gonna like, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it and pretend like I'm not. We had we we swapped with a couple. Um, but it was somebody that I would swap with completely sober. I would swap with three.

SPEAKER_02 20:23

So after James and all of them left, we had to go check into our we want to switch rooms. Switch rooms. So our friends, and I guess we won't say their names, but anyway, so one of our friends is like, hey, we'll go, let us help you move your stuff to your new room.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

One suitcase.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

Right. And I don't know if this was uh if they if they were planning this or if it just kind of happened, or if they were genuinely trying to help, or maybe it was a combination of they wanted to help, and maybe they thought we might fuck too. But anyway, they helped us move our stuff and we ended up fucking. We all it was a good time.

SPEAKER_00 20:51

Next thing I'm like moving my stuff in. I look over Dan's eating pussy, and I'm like, okay, I guess we're fucking.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

I think I initiated that.

SPEAKER_00 20:57

Like, I guess we're fucking, which was a great time. Honestly, like that kind of stuff reminds me of like pre-podcast, and that is like really fun. And we fucked them so many times, and like we'll fuck them again. So I'm not like there was no like consent, there was no consent issues there. I 100% consented, and it was a great time. Um, but it was I'm just happy my dick worked.

SPEAKER_02 21:20

Yeah, because I don't know how that worked.

SPEAKER_00 21:22

I just lay there, but it did work, so I think I just lay there and took it, you know, which was great for me. Um, so then after that, we we never went to like you would think that we were like, let's let's like, because now we're pushing five, six o'clock, all of our frames.

SPEAKER_02 21:36

Well, if you follow Lacey's blog post on her TikTok page.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

I've logged all of this minus the sex.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Me and yeah, after the sex, I think I actually got in the shower because there might have been some squirt or whatever on me. Uh and and you blog and you're in the shower and you're like, Dan's in the shower. I think he thinks we're gonna go back out there. And you're like, I don't see how we're gonna do that.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

And at one point, I'm I said, I'm I'm fucked the fuck up or something.

SPEAKER_02 22:03

Yeah, you were on the that was when you're on the pool table outside.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

Oh yeah, I forgot I was on the pool table. Yeah, so it was like but we we did go back out.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

So I showered. I don't remember if you maybe rinsed off in the shower and then we put the clothes on and went back outside.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

I think I just wore the same outfit. I don't think I did anything. I just put my clothes back on and went back out. And so I, you know, obviously I was like, I'm not drinking. I think you did. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

I kept going. Yeah. Not a lot. I mean, I was drinking like high noon.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Yeah, so we we ordered food and then like because it was Wednesday night, and like we used to get to secrets and like people would we would be like the only people there on Thursday. Now it's slowly becoming like Wednesday is the new Thursday. Yeah, Wednesday. So like a lot of our friends were were there coming in late. And so all of our friends started arriving. So then we have this like thousand dollars that we have well, we don't have to spend, but we want to spend because why wouldn't you? So we basically like bought drinks for our friends.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

All of our friends and sat out, you know, back where the um if you don't know if that was the intention, but but it James did say like get some drinks for you and your friends, you know.

SPEAKER_00 23:01

Yeah, I mean, honestly, it was a good time, you know. Everybody ordered, you know, we get somebody go up there and get a high noon, and then we order like three and just pass them around. But I ordered food. I I couldn't even tell you what I ate. I think I had those chicken bites. I don't know. Those chicken bites were the but we we ended up staying out there to like one or two o'clock in the morning. Uh Daphne and Mike come in on Wednesday nights, and so like at some point I was done like an hour or so before we I was like, I'm ready to go.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

Yeah, so that's the nice thing, you know, the tiki hut is kind of like a newer addition at Secrets, and it's such a nice chill spot for stuff like that. So we were actually behind the tiki, they have fire rings, and so we had they had actually lit one of the fire rings because it was starting to get you know low 70s, maybe high 60s at the time. It was chilly for Florida. Yeah, it wasn't bad, but sitting around those fires and just kind of chit-chatting with our friends and catching up on, you know, oh how you guys been and well, what you been up to? And how's you know, how's the life, you know? It was it was really good. A chill night, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:57

Yeah, for sure. And then um, so Daphne and Mike came in. I finally that was what I was finally able to get down. I'm like, we have to go, they're kick getting in. So by the time because they work on Wednesday and then just come after work. That's true. Um so they got in, you know, one 1 30 or so. And now keep in mind, usually on Wednesday, this is our let's unpack, we completely unpack our suitcases because the rooms are just not big enough to leave your suitcase open with all your stuff. So we typically unpack, we hang our sign, we get everything like our room unpacked.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

We'd never done any of that.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Had moved our suitcases over. That's that that's it. That that was literally it. So, like going into Thursday, I felt like we were behind. Pretty behind. And so we so anyway, Daphne and Mike get there, we go to sleep, we wake up the next morning, and I am deathly ill. Like the most hungover I've ever been. I mean, I probably had 12 shots of fireball though.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:58

I mean, I was green. I was still shaking at like four o'clock in the afternoon. Like I finally was like, okay, well, I got, you know, I guess we'll get into Thursday, but it's I was very, very sick on Thursday, and rightfully so. I mean, like, I was still sick from it on Saturday, if you want me to be honest. I it I I'm too old for that. I can't be drinking like that.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

All right. Well, now's the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we come back, we'll get into Thursday and the actual start of the Swinger Society Takeover of Secret Hideaway.

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SPEAKER_02 25:37

All right, we'll be right back, guys. Lacey? If you're gonna be a swinger, yeah, you need to be a responsible swinger.

SPEAKER_01 25:43

I agree.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

Uh, and part of being a responsible swinger is getting tested on a regular basis.

SPEAKER_01 25:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

Now, something I didn't know is not all STI, STD testing is the same.

SPEAKER_00 25:55

That is correct.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Not every family doctor fully understands how you should be getting tested.

SPEAKER_00 26:00

That is correct. What one doctor thinks is a full panel, another doctor may have a completely different version of that.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

And being somebody in the lifestyle and engaging with multiple partners, um, what you should be getting tested for is probably if you're not telling your doctor that, what you should be getting tested for is probably different than what they're thinking in their head.

SPEAKER_00 26:23

Yeah, because they don't know your lifestyle, or or even if they do know your lifestyle, there's a like, for instance, there is a new one called MGen. And we just recently met a doctor at a lifestyle party and said that she had never even heard about it. And so she was awesome that we had educated her on that. So a lot of these doctors don't they don't know it all.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

Right. So if you are going to participate in the lifestyle, you probably need to get tested from people that are meant to do this. Yes. Um, so we use I Know My Status. It's the same people behind talent testing who are the it's a company that tests all the porn stars. So they're used to testing people that um engage with multiple partners. They know all the latest on what STIs are you know coming up and and spreading, and they they track all the stats. I mean, they they know how to test people for STIs. They're the experts.

SPEAKER_00 27:15

They are. And if someone that you engage with, you know, if they have used I know my status, they can actually give you a QR code and you can scan it and you can see their results right on your phone. So you can confirm everything that they're telling you.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

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SPEAKER_00 27:51

Yeah, because we want you to fuck like a porn star.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

For sure.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

Dan, if someone is just recently joining the lifestyle and they don't really know where to begin, what do you recommend?

SPEAKER_02 28:03

Well, the lifestyle, you know, it's 2025. And people are on the internet. They are and there just so happens to be lifestyle websites that are dedicated to people connecting in the lifestyle. Yes. SDC happens to be one of our favorites. Over three million users. You can find people in your area, you can find clubs, you can find parties. All of it is right on SDC. Um, and you can get a huge discount by signing up with us.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

You can.

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So all you got to do is if you're looking for lifestyle people in your area, if you're looking for the clubs, if you're looking for the parties, go to theswing nation.info. Recommended apps and products, scroll down to the SDC icon. We'll give you a free trial. Yeah. You can check them out. You can see who's in your area, you can see if it's uh if it's the app for you, uh, all completely risk-free. Yes. So just head on over to theswing nation.info and get signed up for SDC today. Welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. Lacey loves our sponsors. I do. Uh, and uh huge shout out to our sponsors for donating to our swag bag. Uh we had lots of good items in the swag bag, the fans. We had uh you got little uh Swinger Society like electric fans. Electric fans, and I saw them all weekend. People were using those little electric fans, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

Okay, so um on Thursday, we actually I thought we woke up at a pretty decent time considering how late we went. Um, but because we had to start setting up about 11, and I can remember we were up and pretty much Adam, you know, around 10-ish or so.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

So Mike had brought us Dunkin' Donuts. Yes, thank you. Thank you, Daddy Mike.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

I like I said in the first half, I was really sick. Like I, you know, I never threw up on Wednesday, which is honestly shocking. But like Thursday at some point, I think I like made my I and probably the GLP one, I felt like the alcohol was just like sitting in my stomach. It was miserable.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

I felt surprisingly fine.

SPEAKER_00 29:59

Well, good for you. I did not. I felt terrible.

SPEAKER_02 30:04

I mean, maybe a little hungover, but nothing. I've been way worse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

So um setting up secrets, it gets easier and easier. I feel like every time we do it, you know, we are very fortunate that we have a great staff who are there and willing to help. Not to mention all the volunteers that just see us unloading and they're like, hey, let me help you. Um, so that it it makes it easier and easier every single time.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

Yeah, and I think now could you know comparing a secrets to like an electric pleasures, uh, secrets is such an easier lift than an electric pleasures is. Yes. Uh so I think it almost because we've done electric pleasures what twice now, yeah, it almost makes secrets seem easier, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:42

Simply because there's so much electronics involved in electric pleasures that nobody really can like do other than you. You can have somebody help you, but like nobody can kind of spearhead that. Where at C at Swinger City and Secrets, we can set up the merch tent. We can, you know, all those things are pretty easy. And so it felt very easy going into like setup and all of that. So we got it, we got it done pretty, pretty quickly. Even your party, like Daddy Mike helped you, and I don't feel like y'all took very long.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

Yeah, so at Secrets, we do do a small uh stage setup on their outdoor stage under the tiki. Uh, and we do that because we we throw kind of a meet and greet party there Thursday night, and then uh Friday and Saturday, uh we have our DJs DJ the club, and Secrets DJs actually DJ outside in the tiki. So it kind of gives you options. Uh, you know, makes because this takeover has become so big, it's almost hard for everybody to even fit into the club uh nowadays. So it is nice to kind of have two parties going on at the same time, and I thought that worked really well this time. Uh, it's something we're probably gonna do going forward. But there's even been some talk about maybe bringing the main party under the tiki and having kind of the club be the secondary party, but we'll see.

SPEAKER_00 31:59

Yeah, we'll see. Or maybe like switching it up like one time the main party be inside, and the second that the main party be outside. So we'll see. That's an idea. Tell us what you think. Should we do it? So, I mean, the bulk of Thursday was getting everything set up. Um, the merch tent and stuff opened at five, and also our NIPS program. Well, if you don't know what NIPS, it's basically like if you're a newbie and you've never been able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

Newbie integration program to secrets.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Oh, there you go. NIPS. That was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:30

So basically, you get paired up with someone that's been there and they can kind of show you around, um, introduce you to people, stuff like that. Now, I've been reading the reviews, and I do think that we should change it for next time.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Why?

SPEAKER_00 32:44

Um, because like for instance, I would say we didn't have enough people to pair. So I rushed me, Daphne, and Mike to get ready, volunteered them, got out there, and then not enough people showed up. You know? So my and I haven't had a chance to tell you this, and I tell my thoughts are why don't we just do it as one big group and I can lead it? Like have Lacey of the Sweet Nation podcast. Oh host like a group tour.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

Okay. Kind of like we do at HETO.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

Kind of like we do at HETO, and maybe five, and and also on some of the review, and so y'all give us your feedback. Some of the reviews said five o'clock on Thursday is just too early. Like, especially if you've never been to Secrets before and you don't know to get there early, or you don't know that a lot of people arrive on Wednesday. You're you know, you might be working until you get off on Thursday and then coming, or so five o'clock on Thursday is just a hard no, we may could push it to the problem is you know, then we have the games and then we have bingo and then it's too big.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

Totally agree.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

So, but I'm just saying that's just a thought, and then just maybe doing like a tour and asking some of our friends to go on the tour with us so that way they can know people, they can like you know, so then they've they're making connections.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

And I also do think we need to coordinate with secrets, and I don't know if this has been done or got done to open up the playroom and the dungeons so you can actually take them through those spaces.

SPEAKER_00 34:08

So if you're a newbie and you're thinking about coming to our September one, or if you're somebody that's been there a lot and you give me your feedback, tell me what you this is like every time we do a secret, is we try to improve. We try to take the surveys.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

I guess my only fear about that would be is what if you get too many people? You know, if you got 75 people, it's gonna be hard to you're gonna need like a bullhorn.

SPEAKER_00 34:28

We only had 50 something rooms checked down on Thursday. So, like no.

SPEAKER_02 34:33

All the rooms checked in Thursday, Wednesday. We only had 50 rooms checked down.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

Oh, never mind. Okay, well, I don't know. But either way, yeah. Either way, we'll figure it out. I can get a bullhorn as long as it's pink.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

Well, the drag queens usually have one.

SPEAKER_00 34:44

Well, I would like my own. That would be pink and red. So you know, okay. So anyway, so I should so this night, this is the first time we've had like a true official theme. We've done loosely like a pineapple for Thursday. This one was like, it was supposed to be like traditional Mickey, like Mickey Mouse Mini. Secrets makes their own flyers, and I think they interpreted what we had in mind something different. Because on their flyer it had like Cinderella and on our flyer it had Mickey Mouse type outfits. So I but it really didn't matter because everybody looked cute at the end of the day. It didn't really matter, but we could definitely probably fix that again. Another thing that we can fix going forward. But so me and it is true.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

So we send this the themes to Secrets, uh, and usually we send them, you know, like a year in advance. So our flyers usually aren't even done. Uh, and then they they put their own flyers up on their website and they don't always mesh perfectly with ours.

SPEAKER_00 35:44

Yeah, so something we probably need to check. Be like, hey, can you adjust that? Because that's not quite right. But it honestly, it really didn't matter because everybody just looked cute. You know, it didn't really matter. So me and Daphne had matching like mini mouse outfits. I was red, she was pink.

SPEAKER_02 35:58

Um, very cute.

SPEAKER_00 35:59

And you had uh a little mermaid shirt on that said, but daddy, I love him. So I was trying to, you know, play on Disney. Um but but Thursday night was great. We got out there early, um, and then we didn't need to be out there, but it was fine because I kind of helped with the merch booth some. There was some technical issues getting people through the line, so kind of helped with that. And then we were really just out there. I took pictures, we hung out. Thursday night, like you said before, is really all about like the meet and greets, um, stuff like that.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

So, like we Yeah, so our Thursday, we do these games, so it's like uh scavenger bingo, where it's like basically you get a bingo card and there's a bunch of naughty stuff on there, like has been in a gangbang, has participated in an orgy, you know, has gone to Hito, has been on a bliss cruise.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

There's also things like this is your first swing or so you take it.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

So there's also So the idea is you go around and you gotta find people that have done all these things, and it makes you talk to people. So it basically just makes you talk to people, not only makes you talk to people, but makes you talk to people about sexual things. Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 36:58

So it's a little bit of an icebreaker, you know.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

And I was telling the guy the you know, people when I was handing out the cars, I'm like, this is a great way to find out what dirty stuff people are into. And then remember remind you know, put that in your memory for later. Tell me about that.

SPEAKER_00 37:12

Tell me about that time.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:14

Um, so we did that. Then there was drag queen bingo.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

Uh no, so it went the scavenger hunt game.

SPEAKER_00 37:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:23

And then it went uh speed dating.

SPEAKER_00 37:26

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

And then it went to the drag queen bingo.

SPEAKER_00 37:28

Cool.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:29

Yeah. A couple complaints about the music was too loud at the pool and they couldn't hear speed dating. They couldn't hear each other's comment like talking. I think that's probably always gonna be a problem. You just gonna have to talk up. I mean, unless you're gonna have to do that.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Well, so this time what they did do is they tied the speakers under the tiki to the pool. So the tiki speakers were on. I think I tried to turn them down a little bit, but I could see maybe that being an issue.

SPEAKER_00 37:52

But I mean, honestly, I sat at a table and had a full-on conversation with with people, and I didn't feel like I've struggled to hear anybody.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

So I can see if you're maybe up in the front couple tables, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:03

Yeah. So I mean, that was like really a lot of Thursday. And then at some point we switched to DJs, and I don't know if y'all had like an official schedule, but it felt like y'all were just kind of like taking turns, which I liked, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

Yeah, so Thursday night, uh, we usually DJ under the tiki on the stage there. Uh, and it really is just uh, I don't know, free-farl is the right term, but we just kind of we I invite all the DJs out, and it's kind of we all, you know, like back to back to back to back. We just kind of take turns hopping up there for 10-15 minutes and then trading out. Sometimes two DJs will go back and forth at the same time. You know, it's just whatever. Just fun. Just funsies, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:41

No, I I I like it. It's super informal, it's just it's just a good time. We danced in part, it was a great um one thing I do want to mention, there was a guy that was a little bit older, and I noticed that he was staring a lot. I didn't know who he was looking at, but he did seem to be like it was giving off a little bit of a creeper vibe. I don't know if he was a creep, but he was totally giving off.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

He was definitely giving off creeper vibes, yes, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 39:08

Um, and there a friend of ours, I had noticed it in like kind of mentally.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Yeah, when people do that, when people kind of hover and are kind of giving off that creeper vibe, I think, you know, and this is maybe chauvinistic to say, but the males in the group usually take notice of that and just and sometimes we'll even point it out to each other, say, Hey, that guy's which I I know I noticed it, and I know one of our other friends had noticed it and noticed that it was being directed towards Daphne and said something to Daphne, like, hey, keep your eye on that guy.

SPEAKER_00 39:37

Um, but that as far as I know, that was the only thing that was like outwardly said, even though I had thought it, I just didn't say it out loud. Well, at some point, Daphne had sat down in a chair, and the guy had gotten pretty like basically almost like basically his dick is touching the back of the chair, the back of the chair. And I think he and and I'm not taking over this guy because I think he was a little bit of a creeper, but he bent down to ask her if he could touch her, and she said no. But it was loud and he thought she said yes, or maybe he he didn't care. Um, I don't know what the truth is there, but he he went and and went to grab her boob. And as soon as he did, it was like everybody saw it at the same time, and even like Daddy Mike, like he was coming over. Oh, he started, he's like, No, what the fuck do you think?

SPEAKER_02 40:26

He he corrected the guy very quickly.

SPEAKER_00 40:28

Yeah, and as soon as the guy understood that the answer was no, he saw he never he didn't he stopped. You know, there was no back and forth. There was no was he apologized to hearing. He apologized, I didn't hear I didn't hear her. Um, so that was a little weird. It kind of threw off the vibe a little. And I don't I don't know if he just went away after that. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

Went away from our side of the club, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:54

Yeah, so I mean like but he he took the rejection and and moved on. Moved on. Um but Daphne got because I was so drunk the night be the day before, I took it pretty easy on Thursday. Um, I mean I drank a little. Daphne was pretty Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:10

I can remember at one point I was DJing and she like she came up. I think you and her actually came up in your in your mini mouse outfits and danced with me for a while, and it was apparent that I think you're both a little intoxicated, her more so.

SPEAKER_01 41:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:23

Uh and then later she came up. I don't even know. She asked me a question and gave me a kiss. I don't even know what the question was.

SPEAKER_00 41:29

I think she was wanting you to pay her attention. She was doing um a forward roll slash bicycle move.

SPEAKER_02 41:36

Oh, that's so she came up to ask me for her attention.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

Well, she wanted you to see she wanted to see if you saw her or if you hadn't seen her, to watch her.

SPEAKER_02 41:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:44

She wanted you to watch her.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

And then later, yes, she was doing gymnastics on the side of the stage.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

It was like she was doing like a bicycle thing, but it was really like a back roll.

SPEAKER_02 41:55

But she rolled first. But she like rolled across the stage and then was kicking the air. Um, and when she was rolling across the stage, I can remember thinking that stage is not. There's no mat there. There's no, it is a hard, solid when we got back to the room.

SPEAKER_00 42:10

I was like, you need to take some Advil.

SPEAKER_02 42:12

Like, you need, you know, you're just not she's not a young lady anymore.

SPEAKER_00 42:16

And I know I would be hurting after that. You need to take Advil because you're gonna be dying the next day.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

But it was a good vibe under the tiki. Yeah, it was pretty packed under the tiki. Yeah, it was. You know, if we compare it to, you know, I think this is maybe the third secrets we've done like the Thursday under the tiki pre-party, maybe the third, at least the second, but I think the third. Yeah. Uh, and by far the busiest for sure.

SPEAKER_00 42:40

And everybody stayed out late. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:42

And I can remember somebody saying that, you know, we come to secrets all the time, and I've never seen secrets like this on a Thursday night.

SPEAKER_00 42:49

So that's good to know.

SPEAKER_02 42:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:51

So at some point, me and Daphne and Mike were like a little threesome when we're all together.

SPEAKER_02 42:56

Because this became a joke of the weekend. You guys were referring to each other as a triad, as in like a poly triad.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

And I was outside of that family group.

SPEAKER_00 43:07

Well, because you were working, you were always busy. And if it wasn't for them, I would be by myself. So I was appreciative of our little triad.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

But why I don't why can't I just why can't it be a quad?

SPEAKER_00 43:18

Because you're not there.

SPEAKER_02 43:19

And I'm just the working husband husband of the quad.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

I said you're an honorary member.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

I don't, but why am I excluded completely?

SPEAKER_00 43:26

Why can't Because you're not an active member?

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Because I'm the one working member of the I'm working too.

SPEAKER_00 43:32

So anyway, me and my triad went to the room. So I tell Dan, I'm like, hey, I'm going to the room with Daphne and Mike. So we all three go to the room, and I I'm sure we were like a hot mess. Like if you watch the vlog, you can see us. We like did updates on our day. Um and the vlog is pretty funny.

SPEAKER_02 43:53

We I think we need to you need to start doing it both vertically and horizontally. So that I can at the end maybe YouTube it. Yeah. Well, and what's funny is you know, like maybe I'll put the whole like weekend together into one YouTube.

SPEAKER_00 44:06

The funniest thing is, like, we've been approached by like reality shows and all this, like so many times. And we've even had like you know, shopping agreements. Like we've we've been down that route. And the truth is, is like the sex and stuff is fun, right? You know, that's the hot part. But like behind the scenes, like the shit that goes down in our rooms, or somebody didn't show up, or something happened, or you know, whatever disaster.

SPEAKER_02 44:32

Well, and you're not even showing some of that. Like in your blog, you're mostly showing like your outfits and your hair.

SPEAKER_00 44:37

Yeah, and us laughing.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

But you're not when like something goes wrong or somebody doesn't show up, you're not showing that part of it.

SPEAKER_00 44:43

No, but so like that's the that's kind of like the vlog is like the behind the scenes, it's a snippet of the it is so fucking hilarious, all the shit that happens. And we've even had them, they're like, you know, what kind of drama? Like, you don't have to create drama, like there's just shit that that happens.

SPEAKER_02 44:59

Well, and you haven't talked about really any of that either, you know, yeah on the blog yet.

SPEAKER_00 45:03

Yeah. There's like I just kind of keep it except for the drama of your outfit.

SPEAKER_02 45:06

Yeah, I keep it. People were attached to that drama.

SPEAKER_00 45:08

I keep it pretty like I keep the business side of the vlogs a lot. Like, I do show like us packing and move and loading trailers and stuff like that. But as far as like I say we're in a meeting, I don't say what the meeting is about because obviously I'm not gonna tell you our secrets, but you know, so like there's so much behind the scenes that is just in itself super entertaining, and the vlogs are just like a little bit of a snippet. And I hope that the vlogs show that it's way more than like sex, you know, it's the friendships, it's the laughter, it's that type of thing.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

Okay, what is your TikTok handle?

SPEAKER_00 45:42

I can tell you.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

Then you might as well say your Instagram too while you're at it. So if people want to follow that and go see.

SPEAKER_00 45:48

So the one, the the account that I post the vlogs on on TikTok is Miss Mr Swing underscore nation. So we have a lot, but it's Miss underscore swing underscore nation.

SPEAKER_01 46:02

And the Instagram?

SPEAKER_00 46:03

And the Instagram is same, Miss underscore swing underscore nation.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

Yeah, and that's where the blog, the the um the vlog posts go.

SPEAKER_00 46:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:13

Uh which it is, it is pretty funny. I wonder if it's as funny to other people as it is to us, you know.

SPEAKER_00 46:17

I feel like it is because uh we get a lot of comments and like so many people are like, oh my god, this is so seriously, like I think they get to see me and Daphne a lot. I think you get to see like my true personality because like when I'm making these like lip singing videos and stuff like that, I don't think you get to see like the true like me. You know, like we when you see me laughing at 2 a.m. with my best friend, that's like the true authentic.

SPEAKER_02 46:44

Or are you drunk in laughing and I mean that's angling and it's authentic.

SPEAKER_00 46:48

That's for sure, you know.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

Like I have known, yeah. So even though those pages aren't, you know, like our big TikTok page or our big uh uh Instagram page, you know, they're like close, I think one's over 300,000 and the TikToks like close to 300,000. Um, but you get way more engagement on the blog post. Um especially like when you're talking about your outfit and all that, like invested than we do on you know some of the trendy sound stuff.

SPEAKER_00 47:14

Yeah, for sure. So Thursday night, I ended up going back with them and then we nobody fucked. I think I waited for you. I mean, I'm sure you came because you don't go to bed without coming. So we me and you might have fucked as far as like I mean like swinger fucking. We didn't like swath or anything on Thursday night.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

No.

SPEAKER_00 47:33

No.

SPEAKER_02 47:34

Not that I remember, which is too bad because I think Thursday night if we were gonna do something kind of is the night, but it is hard because we're always DJing.

SPEAKER_00 47:41

Yeah, the problem is that you're a fucking DJ. That's the problem. Your DJ schedule is fucking up because not only are you DJing, but now you have to like you have to switch between the DJs or turn the thing off. So like even if you're done, you're not really truly done. And ever since you started DJing, our orgy schedule has been hard. It's been hard, and somebody even put that in the review.

SPEAKER_02 48:05

They did.

SPEAKER_00 48:06

I said Dan's DJ schedule is seriously fucking up to it.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

It's fucking up our orgies, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:11

So I think that you need to take orgy time into account for the next one.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

When we make the schedules, yes.

SPEAKER_00 48:17

Okay, at least like one night. Like you need to have somebody that will Well, it was taken into account for one night.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

What night was that? Friday night. We had an orgy. Oh. So it was it was taken into account. I even told you going into this if we're gonna have an orgy, Friday night's the night to do it.

SPEAKER_00 48:33

Well, you're the boss, so can we do both?

SPEAKER_02 48:36

That's what somebody else said. They're they're like, I won't say what type of business they own, but you they're like, You won't catch me running the counter.

SPEAKER_00 48:46

Yeah, like I'm sure we can pay someone to turn the things off.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:50

I mean, and then you can double check behind them, like once we're done. Yeah. Anyway, so that that was Thursday night. How are we on time?

SPEAKER_02 48:58

Uh, we're down to about 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 49:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

Um, so I think maybe it's that might be a good time to pause then so that we can have an episode. Uh, so while we have the last 10 minutes, let's talk a little bit about our next secrets. Yeah, and then maybe talk a little bit uh about the sanctuary and about um Electric Pleasures uh Chattanooga.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

Okay, so first of all, let's talk about our next secrets. So, guys, our secrets events, we are so blessed because y'all love them. We sell them out within the month-ish of releasing them. I can tell you now, the secrets has not gone for sale to the public yet, and we are about 50% sold out. Um, so if you are like, this sounds fun, I want to go to the next one, and keep in mind we do two a year. So we do the spring and the fall, roughly. It's not always the same weekend.

SPEAKER_02 49:50

It's April, September this year. I think next year we're actually gonna do May and September, if I remember correctly, but I don't know off the top of my head.

SPEAKER_00 49:56

So our next one is September 17th through the 19th of 2026. Um, the themes are happy hour, CEOs, and office hoes, and hard hats and hammer. So you can book the next secrets for as little as a$100 down. So if you know, if you just came and you spent all your money and you need time, you can do a pavement plan. You don't have to pay it all in full. If you are a diamond member, uh, which is our swingorcide.net, you can sign up for a diamond membership. Through there, you basically pay. It's like$10 a month.

SPEAKER_02 50:32

20.

SPEAKER_00 50:33

20, 20 bucks a month, you get first dibs.

SPEAKER_02 50:36

So 10 is a general membership, 20 is a diamond membership.

SPEAKER_00 50:39

So those go on sale to those members on April 24th. And then after we do that, it'll open to the general public on May 1st.

SPEAKER_02 50:50

Yeah. And one note, and I don't know if people just aren't good at math, but the diamond membership gets you 10% off of off of the ticket sales, right? And so at$20 a month, you know, 10% of a secrets room, depending on which one room you get. But let's just, you know, some of them are a little more, some of them are less, but around$1,000 for the three-day weekend, right? So if it's a thousand dollars and you save 10%, that's saving a hundred bucks, right? So that's six months worth of diamond membership that you're saving to book secrets.

SPEAKER_00 51:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:20

Right.

SPEAKER_00 51:21

And you don't have to, I mean, like we want you to have a diamond membership all year long. Honestly, it pays for our staff's payroll. Like just true trade transparency.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

But so what I'm saying is if you go to both secrets and you and you are a diamond member and you pay$20 a month, you're you're it's basically you're getting the membership for free at that point. I got it. Right. And the nice thing about having the membership is you're you have access then to the wall, the wall, who's RSVP'd, you can message people, you can post. So like you can be an active part of the community leading up to the the event and have all access to all that. So to me, if I was going on to Secrets, I would want to be able to message people and talk to people, see what people are posting and stuff like that. Um, so the math to me, you know, we we kind of purposely built it that way uh to kind of encourage you to be a to be a member because you know I think the more memberships we have, the better the community is.

SPEAKER_00 52:13

Correct. Okay, so for next up, after well, before before that, I guess we kind of jumped ahead a little, is we are doing a takeover in Salt Lake City. This is the furthest west we've ever gone. We've ever gone. Um, so the sanctuary is a new club in that. I guess they've been over maybe close to a year now.

SPEAKER_02 52:33

No, I think it was end of last year they opened.

SPEAKER_00 52:35

Oh, end of 2025?

SPEAKER_02 52:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

Oh, okay, cool. I believe so, you know, six months-ish. Um, so we're doing a takeover there. The dates for that are May 15th through the 16th. The themes are a little black dress and naughty neon. So if you are anywhere on that side of the country and you've been wanting to come to a swinger sight event, but you don't want to fly all the way to the East Coast or to Florida or wherever, this is your chance. We don't have any plans of going any. I mean, we'd love to keep going west, but as of right now, there are no additional plans for anywhere closer to like California. We get a lot of California, a lot of Arizona, like Nevada. If you're in that neck of woods, this is the closest that we see in the foreseeable future coming.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

Definitely in 2026.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

Yeah, definitely. So um, yeah, so we'll be there. We also, if you want to buy tickets for that, you can go to swingercity.net. We also are going to have some um some like pre hold on, let me pull it up. So we're gonna um on Friday the 15th, uh I'm sorry, on Saturday the 16th, we're gonna do a meet and greet luncheon at the Hall Pass Food Hall in Salt Lake City.

SPEAKER_02 53:47

Which is like the perfect name. Hall Pass.

SPEAKER_00 53:49

I didn't even think about that. Um, so you know, let's say you can't, if you can't get out, uh, because like you can't get out that night, you don't have babysitter. If you want to come to the day portion, you can. It's free. We're just all gonna like we'll be in vanilla clothes.

SPEAKER_02 54:03

We'll be in vanilla clothes. Some people might be wearing a pineapple or something, but yeah, but we're it's just a meet and great.

SPEAKER_00 54:07

So we're we're literally just you order your food, you sit down, you chat with people. It's very vanilla, very just like an opportunity to meet people outside of the club.

SPEAKER_02 54:15

So yeah, super excited about Salt Lake. Um, the sanctuary, like you said, is a new club that just opened up, but I've heard it's exploding. Uh, and I've heard the club itself is very high-end, uh, that they've put a lot of like serious money into the club. Uh, they're they're running it very well. Um, you have to be vetted. They actually do background checks on everybody that so you know the safety, consent, all that stuff is at the forefront. So I think it's the type of club that we like to uh do business with. And because it's a kind of a new and up and club coming club, it's kind of the perfect, you know, this that's kind of the clubs that we end up um connecting with, right? Because it's trying to get the word out that they're open and stuff now.

SPEAKER_00 54:54

We're very excited about going. We have friends that are on that side of the country that are gonna come.

SPEAKER_02 54:58

We have friends coming all the way from the Boston and the East Coast to come to this this party because they're excited about it.

SPEAKER_00 55:03

Yeah, we're super excited. So we are very much so.

SPEAKER_02 55:06

I almost feel like we should go out a little earlier so we can just spend a day or two and do some like Salt Lake Tourism.

SPEAKER_00 55:12

In my mind, we are.

SPEAKER_02 55:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 55:13

Okay. In my mind, we're driving, which is a whole nother story. But in my mind, we're leaving like Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 55:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 55:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 55:21

I didn't know that was in your mind.

SPEAKER_00 55:23

I've never been to Utah. So, like on a personality. I would just I want to go and like usually we come in and we we literally You might be there like a day early, yeah. Yeah. And but because I've never been that far, I would really I would really like to have a day or two to sightsee. So if we'll climb a mountain hiking. Maybe like a flat mountain.

SPEAKER_02 55:42

To drive up a mountain. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:44

So if you're in the area and there's like like if there's a restaurant, like I'm a little bougie. Like if there's a restaurant or like a cool place or a cool something we need to go to, let us know. Because we definitely want to do that.

SPEAKER_02 55:56

Yes. Okay. Super excited about that. And then the other thing I want to talk about while we still have a minute is the June Chattanooga Electric Pleasures event. Okay. Do you have the information on that? So if you don't know, in June, and Lacey's gonna tell you the dates here in a second, uh, we are doing another hotel takeover in Chattanooga, Tennessee, which is actually really close to us. Um, but if another beautiful, if you are looking for a tourist type destination, me and Lacey actually got engaged on look up out, look out mountain.

SPEAKER_00 56:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:27

Uh, and there's like a whole train that you can take up the mountain. And it's a cute little kind of tourist town.

SPEAKER_00 56:32

So the dates are June 12th through the 13th. And because this is Pride Month, and because of this brand very much is by LGBTQ friendly, we are definitely leaning into um that Pride month. So, you know, instead of doing themes, we do colors. So one night it's just rainbow, the other night we're doing rainbow glow. So definitely lean into that. We're leaning very heavily into that whole aspect. So we are very excited. It's probably about halfway sold out.

SPEAKER_02 57:04

Yeah. Yeah. And I think uh so it's musical festival. If you don't know what Electric Pleasures is, you're hearing this for the first time. It's like music festival vibes, but alternative lifestyle friendly, right? So you know, we're literally gonna have probably anywhere between 10 and 15 DJs that are gonna be swapping out every hour. Uh, they're gonna be playing, you know, mostly EDM type music, but uh, we've actually we talked about maybe even it might be a live band or something mixed in there, you know. So uh and it's an outdoor, so it's a topless pool party. Uh we're gonna it's gonna be the debut of the stage that we imported, if we can figure out how to put it together.

SPEAKER_00 57:40

I'm leaving the state when they enter.

SPEAKER_02 57:42

It's gonna be uh outdoor indoor. So during the day, we're gonna be outdoors by the pool with the stage, and then at night we're gonna go indoors into the ballroom, which will be set up kind of like a club. Uh so you know if you went to the January one, similar vibes to that, but hopefully better weather and very like outdoor festival-y kind of vibes. I'm super excited about that. So if you're anywhere near Chattanooga or if you want to travel for that, uh we'd love to have you. Like Lacey said, I think over half the rooms are gone for that one at this point. So uh you can find links to that on swingersociety.net or the direct link to Electric Pleasures is electric-pleasures.com.

SPEAKER_00 58:19

Um, I know you said that was the last thing you won't mention, but I do want to I do want to shout out one more thing.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 58:24

So we host a week at HEDO every year and it's almost sold out. Uh, like we are within days of it selling out. And last year there were 40 couples on the waiting list. So if you are at all think you want to go, now is the time to snag a room before you then have to get on that waiting list. And you can make payments, you can set up a payment plan. So the dates are June 25th through August 1st, and it is young lifestyle week. That is uh that is young at heart. That there is no age requirement. As long as you're there to dance and have fun and party and fuck your friends. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 59:03

There's gonna be some EDM music. Yeah, there's but there's probably also gonna be some hip hop and RB and you know, you know, top 40 type music.

SPEAKER_00 59:10

Yeah, so um our group and my frisky business come together that week.

SPEAKER_01 59:15

Topless travel, party mark.

SPEAKER_00 59:17

Yes, if you remember uh back when Secrets had Party Mark, those vibes, that's what this week is like. So um we usually take 20, 25 couples. Uh it if you really want to get to know us, Hito is the way to go.

SPEAKER_01 59:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:33

Because we we all we do everything together. You have breakfast together, you have lunch together, you eat dinner together, you're in the pool, you everything you do at Hito is together. It's a smaller resort, a lot less people. We're there for seven days. You literally just get our undivided attention for a week. And it's honestly one of the only times in the whole year that Dan and I get to relax and just have fun. And and I feel like we've really gotten really good friendships over the years from that week.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:00

No, I agree. Yeah, Hito's like secrets, except for we're not throwing the party. Yeah. And we're actually in the pool every day. Yes. And because it's only 200 people usually on the whole resort, and of those 200, only like 50 of them are like in our group. It it makes it a lot easier to get to know people. Yeah. Uh so yeah, super excited about Hito. Uh, don't miss that one.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:21

No, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:22

Uh all right.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:22

So, how do they book it? Swinger Society.net.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:24

Swinger Society.net. Yep, that's how you book it. And uh go uh, there's a booking link that'll take you right to Topless's website and you book there.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:31

So thank you for sticking around, letting us plug all of our different things. We don't have stuff going on. There's a lot of stuff going. This is like our prime time of the year, you know, coming into the next few months.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

So Naughty New Orleans sold out. So I don't I don't even know. I don't know if they're gonna if you're gonna be able to get a day pass for Naughty because they usually, if they sell all three hotels, um, you know, usually they're close to fire code for the Aster. Um, so stay tuned if you didn't go this year or if you can't get a room this year. Uh there is usually cancellation lists and stuff like that, but uh make sure you book next year early. Okay. I tell people all the time, but they they don't listen. They don't listen. All right, anything else for the Swing Nation listeners? That's it. All right, guys. I think with that, in a world full of apples, be the pineapple. Be the pineapple, guys. Bye. Bye. If you've enjoyed our podcast and want to support us, leave a five-star review wherever you're listening. If you want to see more of our content, you can find links to Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, OnlyFans, and more in the show notes. Come join the conversation with us and other Twitter content creators on our Twinger Society Discord server. If you have questions or feedback, email them to us at thustwination at gmail.com. Make sure you head on over to thustwination.net and keep up to date on all things TwinNation. We thank you so much for joining us, and we'll see you next time. Goodbye.