Bliss Cruise Part 3: Mexico, Mischief and Morning Regrets

Bliss Cruise Part 3: Mexico, Mischief and Morning Regrets | Episode 246

In this episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy wrap up their Bliss Cruise recap with Part 3 — and this final chapter ends on a high note.

After a less-than-perfect excursion earlier in the trip, Dan and Lacy head out for another adventure, this time in Mexico, and thankfully, this one delivers. From the beautiful resort-style atmosphere to the incredible food and relaxing vibes, they share why this excursion felt like the experience everyone had been hoping for.

Back on the ship, the night takes a sexy turn when Dan and Lacy spend time with another couple they’re friends with. Lacy finds herself happily sitting back and watching Dan and the other couple enjoy their time together, proving once again that every playroom experience can look a little different.

To close out the cruise, Dan and Lacy spend their final night drinking, laughing, and gambling in the casino with friends — including the owner of Secrets Hideaway Resort. The night is full of fun, maybe a little too much fun, and after staying up until 2:30 a.m., they nearly miss their 7:45 a.m. chance to deboard the ship.

Tune in for the final part of the Bliss Cruise recap, filled with sexy stories, travel highs, casino chaos, and one very close call getting off the boat.

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

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SPEAKER_00 0:22

Welcome to the Swing Nation Podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe, interview the experts, learn and grow together. Join the nation. And we are back with another riveting episode of the Swing Nation Podcast. We are. When we left you last Thursday, Lacey had just got done being fucked in the ass by a stranger. Uh, and we had had an orgy in the solarium with two couples we had never met, well, we may have or may not have met, but we had never really- I think he knew who we were.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

I don't know that we had met him.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

We might have ran into them at secrets, but we didn't really know who they were.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

Uh so that was good. That was fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

That was a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:23

Really kind of a highlight for me of the trip.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

No, for real. It really was. I was like, I think we kind of went in knowing that we wanted to be spontaneous and we did it.

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

Which is like always not always the goal, but you know, we were YOLO, you know, like, and I think we did a good job at it.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

YOLO Solo.

SPEAKER_01 1:41

Yeah, not solo. We were together.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

YOLO Together oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

That works.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Uh okay. So we wake up and we look out the window of our balcony and we see beautiful Mexico.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Yeah. Well, it's not really that pretty from the balcony.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

It wasn't? I don't remember where we parked. We're probably next to a ship or something.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Yeah, yeah. It's you pretty once you get like off the ship and into the, you know, and then get to the beaches, but you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

You're in a port.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

You're in a port.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Sometimes there's mountains and something, yeah. I don't remember exactly what our view was. Yeah. And then uh I don't really think the I think we were looking at a ship, if I remember correctly.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Yeah, I think so. So uh we got up, we had some breakfast, and we immediately got off the ship. Now, keep in mind this is the redemption.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

This is Beach Party 2.0. Yeah. Right? Which is there was much discussion after um Jamaica. Uh discussion, maybe a little anxiety. There was even people, from what I heard, that went and canceled the Mexico Beach Party because they were so disappointed in the Jamaican beach party. Um we did not do that. No, we actually had high hopes for the um Cosmeloch.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Yeah, I never I never thought for a second that Bliss would have like let this one flop. I knew I knew that it would have to be good. I also knew that this was a celebrity beach uh excursion. Like, so for instance, we booked the Jamaica one through the Bliss app and this one through the celebrity app, which is a little confusing, but because of that, I knew this is something that was done often.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

Right. Just in this case, so it was essentially an excursion that was endorsed by celebrity. Yes. So you knew it had to be at least somewhat deep.

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Yeah, they just put like a little bit of a bliss spin on it and let you be topless.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

So the difference for this one is it you could be, I think, nude at the beach.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Yeah, I can't remember, but yeah. Um, so which was which was awesome. So um we got off the ship and then we went to the party, and it lived up to everything that we hoped for.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Yeah, I can remember us all getting off the bus, and you can see like uh you know the tiki bars and they're they actually had some like uh statues and stuff. Like full picture off. You see a whole ton of chairs. I was it was like lovely you kind of come over the crest and then you can see the actual beach and the ocean. And I can remember being like, Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:14

Yeah, it was it was beautiful. Like we got a drink before we even sat our stuff down.

SPEAKER_00 4:18

And the guy drinks were delicious.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

The guy was like, I told him what I wanted. He's like, Can I put a little twist on it? I was like, sure, it was delicious. Um, I think he even gave us like an extra one. Uh we ended up finding our friends who had saved us a seat, which there was plenty of seats, but they did save us a front row seat. Um, and they had cushions on the chairs. They we had there was waiters that was that were walking around. And let me tell you, those guys, I didn't see any girls, but they were top tier.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

Yeah, they asked, like, I saw them ask somebody if they wanted a um umbrella, and the the couple was like, Yeah, we'll take an umbrella. The guy took off running, yeah, like he ran and got them an umbrella and ran back with the umbrella. Yeah, like they in like if you asked for a drink, they would go running to go get you a drink. Uh, you know, and we there was quite a bit of talk amongst the the cruise ship about the difference in hospitality between Jamaica and Mexico, and and not saying anything inappropriate, but it Mexico is definitely a um they know how to treat tourists. They know they do.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

And that the the staff was amazing. For instance, when we walked up, he's like, food, and I'm like, we just sort of like named off a few things. The next thing you know, like literally minutes later, yeah, he shows up with these huge platters of like an assortment of we had tacos. I think there was a burger, there was a pizza, there was french fries. I mean, like literally everything. Yeah, we got we ended up getting nachos later on in the day after we had been in the sun and kind of worked up a little bit more of a um, and it was all an appetite, amazing, all amazing, all like the the tacos and the nachos were very like authentic Mexico, not like our Texas mixed brought to you while sitting in a chair under an umbrella as they run back and forth, looking at the beach perfect, perfect. So I guess we could talk about the beach. The beach was beautiful, it was a little rocky, kind of like in the beginning. So they actually had like watershoes, they were out of them by the time we got up there. But honestly, if you were just careful, it really it really wasn't that.

SPEAKER_00 6:27

Yeah, there was almost I don't know, it it was rock, but it almost like was like coral-ish. Yeah. So to get and there was like what 10-15 feet of it. Yeah. So when you come off the beach into the water, there was these rocks, and then once you got past the rocks, it was nice sandy bottom. But you had to kind of navigate your way through about 10 or 15 feet.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

So if you were like shit face and trying to, you would probably butt.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

I didn't see a few people fall trying to, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

But really, if you just took your time, and they kind of had cut like almost like a like a little walkway in. I felt like they had cleared something.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

It's kind of like a little bit of a path.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

So as long as you kind of stayed on that, you were okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

But once you got in, I feel like the drunker I got, the better I was at navigating.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Oh, right, because you were more limber.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

Yeah, so I think there's a few times I went and got drinks and I had like four drinks in my hand, and then you're trying to balance through the rocks as to get out to the sand, and everybody's and everybody's watching you, so you know if you fall, like people are gonna laugh at you.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

But uh and speaking of drinks, some of the wait staff would literally bring drinks to the ocean. Yeah, like if you tip them good enough, you didn't even have to get out of the water.

SPEAKER_00 7:28

They would wait out to you, which is insane.

SPEAKER_01 7:31

Yeah, so we ended up literally like floating, relaxing in the water all day.

SPEAKER_00 7:36

That is my that is the perfect excursion for me. Um especially for a bliss cruise.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

Give me a beach, some drinks, and some food.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

And some titties.

SPEAKER_01 7:46

I'm great. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

And this is the kind of like you start getting drunk, you start making out with strangers, and like, you know, people start warming up.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

Like it, that's the perfect yeah, which we didn't make out with any strangers.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

I might have, I don't remember, but I would I definitely had some girls in my lap and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01 8:03

I definitely got a chance to like kind of wait around and talk to people, which is really cool. We got to see a lot of people with our merch on that we didn't even know. It's like such a surreal feeling to like be in the ocean of Mexico and you look over and there's a hat that you created. It's a very uh odd but also amazing feeling. Uh, but yeah, we got to like float around and chat with people. Also, a lot of the Bliss staff were, including Russell, who is the owner, were in the water, were walking around, talking. Like they wanted to know, they wanted immediate feedback. How do you feel? Is this better? Are you, you know, like where is your head at? Are we good? You know, they were definitely checking in with everyone to see how things were going.

SPEAKER_00 8:47

Yeah, I definitely think it made the Bliss people feel better.

SPEAKER_01 8:51

Yeah, they probably could like bring it up.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

I think it made everybody feel better, but it definitely made the Bliss people feel better. I think this is what more what they had in mind for both for both excursions. Uh, at least they got one out of the two um, you know, executed properly on the first try, which is for sure, pretty pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 9:08

They also had these inflatables in the water, kind of like a jungle gym, but you know, you I'm sure you've seen it.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

Yeah, if you've ever been to any beach where they have like these little blow-up obstacle course kind of things out in the water, there was a couple of those out there.

SPEAKER_01 9:22

And they were included.

SPEAKER_00 9:24

One of them was like a triangle thing that you could climb up. What I didn't realize is there was a cave in the inside of it, like it was hollow and you can go inside of it. Some of our friends had an orgy inside of it.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

They did.

SPEAKER_00 9:34

If they were supposed to or not, but you couldn't. You would have no idea if they did or not. So I don't see what why it would be a problem. Um, but but I heard there was an orgy that happened in front inside that.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

Little jealous that we didn't think of that.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

Yeah. I told Russell you need to get like 10 of those next time and just like set them up in the water as like playrooms.

SPEAKER_01 9:50

Yeah. They also had um jet skis if you wanted to do that. They had, I mean, they had couple, they had like snorkeling stuff.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

I mean, it was honestly like a very like it was just a really cool it felt resorty, it felt like a nice, you know, four or five-star kind of four-star probably um resort like feel to it.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

And there was like a divider, so like you could see where the next beach was, which was obviously not like completely, it wasn't part of this. So I snuck off over there and took some pictures. So if you see pictures of me at the beach, which there was nobody, it was like it wasn't like a public beach. There was no there was nobody there, but like I but I was away from the crowd. It was away from the crowd, so I could appropriately take pictures. Yeah, I did probably break some rule because I did get naked, yeah. But we were so close to ours, and there was no one there to even see. So, but I thought those pictures turned out really cute. And I happened to wear like our very bright colored bikini, and it just it it worked out really well for those pictures.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

Yeah, though you'll see some of the not naked ones on um Instagram. You have to go to Twitter or X uh for the naked one or Reddit, maybe or OnlyFans. Or OnlyFans, yeah. Go to OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

Yeah, so uh so we we literally hung out, you know, we were in the water, we came back that we had nachos, and at some point we just we had to go back because somebody, Dan, uh had booked me to do work.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 11:16

You had I had to go interview Malcolm.

SPEAKER_00 11:18

Yeah, but that was basically over at that point.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

It was, but I was a little tipsy. I ended up sleeping like the whole ride back, which was probably good because it probably like sobered me up a little.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

And we got back and I think I had like 30 minutes. So if you um the video of me interview interviewing Malcolm, which if you don't know, Malcolm is the cruise director for Bliss. He is the cruise director for all of the cruise ships that Bliss does, and he is amazing. Um, and we've been I've been trying to interview him now for I don't know, a couple of years, and it just this was the day that it worked, but I was a little drunk. Also, I had no makeup on. My hair had been like in a hat at the beach all day. If you go and look at the videos, it's almost funny to see I look completely like shit.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

Yeah, if you go uh YouTube, the Swing Nation on YouTube, and you scroll down, you'll see the interview of Malcolm and Lacey on the Bliss Cruise.

SPEAKER_01 12:13

It's just funny. Like if you know the behind the scenes, like I had literally been in the beach all day.

SPEAKER_00 12:16

Uh a little behind the scenes for that. If you listen really closely, you'll hear somebody speaking, I believe it's Russian in the background. Um, so while we we've we went to the it was called the hideaway, which is a spot on the ship, kind of like the library where it's kind of like off the side, and it's kind of a quiet place where you can go and I guess read books or hang out or whatever. But we started doing the interview, and about halfway through it, somebody made a phone call. Yeah, and they're talking very loudly in in a foreign language. Uh it sounds Eastern Bloc to me. Um they were on speakerphone, yeah, and you can kind of hear it in the background. And like, while we're doing I'm trying to- I have no idea what you're they're saying, but if you speak um Russian or you know, maybe you can listen and see what they're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

I'm trying very hard to like focus on what we're doing, but it's very apparent that this guy is so loud. And I mean, we had like microphones on, but I knew it was picking up.

SPEAKER_00 13:09

But and it was I was able to edit most of it out in the post op, but you can still hear it a little bit if you listen closely closely.

SPEAKER_01 13:15

Yeah, but I thought it was a good interview. I was glad we did it. Like, I was cussing you like on the way to it, but I was honestly really glad we did it. It was it was good. I'm glad that we we got that done. And then after that, we literally had to come back and get ready because it was time for the and that's like the only thing I love like when we get off the ship and do that, but it makes for a very, very busy day, especially if you have anything else planned. Yes, it because it's just like boom, boom, boom.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

I do will say I do feel like the pace of which that we planned like you know, the the tour videos and interviews and all, like it was much uh calmer than it was on the April cruise.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

February, you mean? Or February cruise. Well, because the February cruise was four fucking days and you had me run around like a chicken with my head cut off.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

Right. I mean, we did a lot of you know that kind of stuff on this cruise, but it wasn't as like I felt like we never got to sit down once on the February cruise.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

Yeah, I think we did a little less, not much less, but a little less, and then it was spread out amongst six days opposed to four, and that helped for sure. So this night was BDSM night, and I wore a full latex outfit my first time ever. I should have done some more research.

SPEAKER_00 14:27

Yeah, apparently you have to like treat those or oil those, or you do have to oil so you which you did that, but we did it like literally after you put it on.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

Yeah, which I think you're is how you're supposed to do it. It's everybody I've watched, you do it, but I think the problem is is I was we we got done it once at home, and then but then I would walk outside on our balcony and the wind, I think would just like like dry it up. So then we would put more on, and then it just so it was quite um, it was quite the endeavor. Yes, and we were like almost running late to dinner, and then like even after we got to dinner, it was like I still felt like it was drying out, and it's probably just because we were it, you know, we were in the Caribbean, it's hot, you know.

SPEAKER_00 15:12

There's well, and it's the first time you've ever worn it, so it probably didn't have like much of a base coat or whatever. You know I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

I don't know how many of that's I don't we don't know how latex work. We were like the blind leading the blind, it was so hot.

SPEAKER_00 15:24

It also had powder on it when you were putting oil on it, so I don't know if you're supposed to like wipe the powder off first before you oil it. I don't know. I don't know, I don't really get how that works.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

I don't either, but uh it was uh very hot. One of my favorite outfits I probably ever wore, uh borderline uncomfortable. I tried to wear it as long as I could. I ended up having to take it off. But um, like I made it through dinner, I danced with it a little bit, and then it's like the the sweat was just like I mean, it's like wearing a trash bag, right?

SPEAKER_00 15:54

I mean, like it's there's no skin tight, right?

SPEAKER_01 15:56

Yeah, that's like that doesn't allow for any movie.

SPEAKER_00 15:58

Anyway, maybe how anybody wears those full body ones, like where only they have. Yeah, I I I don't know how they do it.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

Yeah, I feel like I would 100%.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

And you've got to be just dripping sweat in the floor. You've gotta be, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:10

But it was hot.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

But is that part of it? Is it that's like because it's a lot, it's very BDSM-y, so is that like because it's like maybe a bit of a struggle to wear the outfit?

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Is it maybe I know like last year or the February cruise, I went to the fetish dinner and a girl had a full outfit on and she squirted on the inside of it.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

How did she squirt? People were touching her?

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Yeah, she was getting spanked and stuff. Oh, and she swept it, but the squirt was in the outfit.

SPEAKER_00 16:38

I mean, that's hot to think about. It's hot, but it in reality, probably not so much.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

Now that I've worn that, I'm like, fuck no. I'd like to get this shit off.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

It'd be hot to watch, but I don't I wouldn't want to be the person walking around with the squirt inside of my skin. It's like squishing.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

I mean, I don't I think she just went right back and turned, took it off, but still. So um, anyway, so we went to dinner. It was just us and Reno couple. Pretty simple dinner. We had a late dinner, and then it was time to go dance. And we went to the Sky Lounge again this night. Uh, do you remember my first key business was getting flogged while he was playing and he had his like pants pulled down. I didn't realize he had his pants pulled down until like after the state. I saw the picture, yeah. Yeah, I saw them from the front, but then I saw a picture that he had his pants pulled down. But yeah, we um we danced.

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Right, and that's so like iconic bliss cruise, right? Like you're having a dance party, the DJ is shirtless with his pants around around his ankle, or you know, around his wasn't around his ankle, probably down to his thighs, getting spanked while he's DJing. Yeah, as somebody that DJs that I think that would be a little distracting.

SPEAKER_01 17:43

I'm sure it would be, but he's a pro. Yeah, he looked good doing it. Um, at some point, like I said earlier, I did have to go change. Um, I was just like, I was dying. So I went and changed into lingerie and then came back. I had like a pink, very strappy, it had like a neck type lingerie. And so it was still kind of BDSM, but like girly. Um, and then we danced and hung out, and at some point we decided to go to go play. And this was again like our last because this is our the night, and this is a pro tip. If you're listening, you're going on Bliss Cruise. The last night of the cruise, they shut everything down early. It's almost impossible to play. So you need to play the night before, right?

SPEAKER_00 18:30

The last night they close everything at midnight. Yeah, so you you could go play, but you would have to usually we head to the playroom at midnight. Yeah, so it doesn't really work for us. So you either, and we've done this before where you go at like 11 instead of going at midnight, even then, I feel like you don't really have the time you get there, it's also very packed because everybody's trying to get it in. Everybody's trying to get it in. So just know, you know, the last night is probably best to play in your room if you're trying to do something. Right. Um, but uh the night prior uh is kind of like the last playroom if you want to have a like a big orgy or something in the playroom the night before the last night is kind of the night to do it.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

So we went to the or went to the playroom to the orgy bed with Reno couple, and honestly, I would have been fine with playing with other people, but like we sat down and you and I fucked, and then I think I fucked him, and then it was very much about her, which I'm all for. Y'all did DVP and DP, and y'all had quite the audience.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

Yes. Um, I don't know if it's just because that act, the act of doing that, draws a crowd. Yeah. Um, but it definitely once we started doing the DVP and then DP, um, we started drawing a crowd. Yeah, I feel like everybody on the bed that we were on stopped what they were doing and was just watching us. Uh, and then people walking by stopped and were just walking, watching us. So we kind of drew a little bit of an audience, which is hot in its own right. It can be a little uncomfortable, depending. I I don't think this time it was too much. I think it was about right.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

It was just that it wasn't anything crazy.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

What became apparent though, and I think what did make it a little bit awkward, is there was some people that were kind of putting off the we want to get involved with this vibe, and they were probably weren't, and no offense to any of them, but they were just people we didn't know and probably weren't super interested in playing with.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

So, first of all, there was a an older couple, and I say older, I don't know their ages, they did appear to be probably 20 years older than us, which again, nothing wrong. Dan loves a good six-year-old woman. Um, but so while y'all were doing this, I'm just laid out across the thing, kind of playing with myself. And honestly, we're on day five of a si or the six-night cruise, and not to mention we had fucked leading up to it, you know, at our hotel and all that. So I was just okay with it, had already been fucked. I was perfectly content watching y'all. And the lady was like, in the it was Oh, yeah, she asked you, right? And it was like in a weird, she was like, You want me to touch you? I'm like, No, I'm okay. It was very weird.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

And then she seemed to get offended that you told her no.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

Yeah, I'm like, I'm okay. Like, I don't need to like I can watch my husband uh, you know, do this like amazing thing and not which I get some people need to be, you know, need to have be doing something, but for me, I don't. And I was just like, and I thought I was kind. I was just like, no, thank you, I'm okay. And then I was really close to this other couple, and the husband very much wanted his wife to get fucked. And he was he was definitely saying stuff, and he was like, Oh, that's hot as fuck. I want her to be next. And then, like, once y'all got up, he was like, I was hoping y'all would finish off with her, you know, and she wasn't saying anything, so it was like a little bit awkward. Yeah, she might have been all about it and wanted it, but because it was solely coming from him, it was just like a tad bit creepy.

SPEAKER_00 21:50

Well, and this is the part I think that as you know, like people that try to give people advice is so hard for me because it's like, okay, the day before we get on the we get on the bed and me and you. Fuck. And these two couples are like, Hey, you want to join us? And we were like, Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

And it was super hot, right?

SPEAKER_01 22:06

But it's really hard to explain because it's like the moon, the stars, the the everything has to align.

SPEAKER_00 22:11

And that couple just they had the right look, they had the right energy, they approached it the right way. Having fun, didn't come across creepy, you know. They they were very like kind of subtle about it.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

Like, and it's hard to teach somebody because like they could have done that at the exact same thing on another night, and maybe I was a tad off. Yeah, I would have said no, thank you. So it's not even about always about the people, it could be about like where we are, you know. So it's people ride in all the time, especially like on Tuesday talk, and they're like, How do we do this? Or what do we do? And it's it's it's very hard for us to explain, you know, because we don't even know.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Well, and then here we are. So, like now the next day, same scenario. We go to this is the play literally the same bed on the same bed. Yeah, this time we bring a couple with us, we're fucking them, and there's two other couples on that bed that you can tell are interested in in some kind of play, but we just weren't interested. Yeah, uh, and because we weren't interested in it, it almost made it a little a little bit awkward. Because telling them no kind of felt a little that one girl no.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

I did not feel awkward.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

Well, I I think it just I'm just gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

I did not want that lady to touch me. And if she felt awkward, I'm sorry. But when you put yourself out there, sometimes you're gonna get it's yeah, and somebody taught me years ago it's just a no, it's not the end of the world.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

No, I'm not being No, I think you 100% did the right thing, but what I'm saying is when somebody asks, like, oh, can I play with you? And you say no, no, thank you. It just kind of that puts a little bit of a weird energy into the space.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

Yeah, I didn't feel weird.

SPEAKER_00 23:33

No, no, good, good.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

I hope you didn't feel weird, but I think you could tell by her reaction that she's like, And I'm sorry that she felt weird, but I, you know, I I care about me.

SPEAKER_00 23:42

Exactly. No, you know, that's the right answer.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

And I don't mean that in a mean, like bitchy, self-conscious, like I don't mean that in any way ugly, but I you know, there's been times that I've tried to play with people and ask and they said no, thank you. You know, I mean, like it it happens sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 23:57

Well, and I think that's the key is her reaction probably made it more awkward than it than what it needed to be.

SPEAKER_01 24:04

Yeah, I mean she oh she's been oh okay, just you know, just didn't want you just wanted to offer, you know, let down over the hair right, yeah. Yeah, something.

SPEAKER_00 24:10

I mean, like, and I'm sure she's you could kind of tell that she was taken aback a little bit, like, oh, how how dare you tell me no? You know, like what are you doing here if you don't want me to play with you?

SPEAKER_01 24:19

But like I also was not even anywhere close to her. You know, we were clear across a a four-bed thing, you know. It was it wasn't like I was laying right next to her and I just like and I was, you know, inching, I was not giving any indication that there was no signal sent. There was no signal sent. Yeah, but anyway, so anyway, we did all of that. We went and had our nighttime snacks and headed to bed, and that was our Thursday night. Hot, very hot.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

Uh good day. Listen, and this is the thing about this whiskers, I loved every every day, right? And particularly this one. I think the the Mexico into uh, you know, uh fetish party into um uh swamp on an orgy bed in front of a bunch of people with DVP and DP. Like, if you were to script the day, like it doesn't get much better than that. Yeah. So uh I agree. All right, I think now's the perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back, we'll get into the last day of the Bliss Curse. We will all right, I'll be right back, guys.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Dan, if someone is just recently joining the lifestyle and they don't really know where to begin, what do you recommend?

SPEAKER_00 25:41

Well, the lifestyle, you know, it's 2025. And people are on the internet. They are and there just so happens to be lifestyle websites that are dedicated to people connecting in the lifestyle. Yes. SDC happens to be one of our favorites, over three million users. You can find people in your area, you can find clubs, you can find parties, all of it is right on SDC. Um, and you can get a huge discount by signing up with us.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

You can.

SPEAKER_00 26:09

So all you got to do is if you're looking for lifestyle people in your area, if you're looking for the clubs, if you're looking for the parties, go to theswing nation.info, recommended apps and products, scroll down to the SDC icon. We'll give you a free trial. Yeah. You can check them out, you can see who's in your area, you can see if it's uh if it's the app for you, uh all completely risk-free. Yes. So just head on over to theswing nation.info and get signed up for SDC today. Lacey, if you're gonna be a swinger, yeah, you need to be a responsible swinger.

SPEAKER_04 26:40

I agree.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

Uh, and part of being a responsible swinger is getting tested on a regular basis.

SPEAKER_04 26:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Now, something I didn't know is not all STI STD testing is the same.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

That is correct.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

Not every family doctor fully understands how you should be getting tested.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

That is correct. What one doctor thinks is a full panel, another doctor may have a completely different version of that.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

And being somebody in the lifestyle and engaging with multiple partners, um what you should be getting tested for is probably if you're not telling your doctor that, what you should be getting tested for is probably different than what they're thinking in their head.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Yeah, because they don't know your lifestyle, or or even if they do know your lifestyle, there's a like, for instance, there is a new one called MGN, and we just recently met a doctor at a lifestyle party and said that she had never even heard about it. And so she was awesome that we had educated her on that. So a lot of these doctors don't they don't know it all.

SPEAKER_00 27:38

Right. So if you are going to participate in the lifestyle, you probably need to get tested from people that are meant to do this. Yes. Um, so we use I Know My Status. It's the same people behind talent testing who are the it's a company that tests all the porn stars. So they're used to testing people that um engage with multiple partners, they know all the latest on what STIs are you know coming up and and spreading, and they they track all the stats. I mean, they they know how to test people for STIs. They're the experts.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

They are. And if someone that you engage with, you know, if they have used I Know My Status, they can actually give you a QR code and you can scan it and you can see their results right on your phone. So you can confirm everything that they're telling you.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

Yeah, 100%. So please, if you're getting tested, get tested the right way. We recommend using I Know My Status. You can go to theswing nation.info, recommended apps and products, scroll down to the I Know My Status icon, and you can get a discount off your first test. Um, but please, if you're being uh if you're swinging, if you're engaging with people in the community, please be safe about it. Go get tested.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Yeah, because we want you to fuck like a porn star.

SPEAKER_00 28:50

For sure. All right, guys, welcome back, welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. Lacey loves our sponsors. We do. All right, when we left you, we had just finished with some DVP, DP action. I feel like that is happening more and more often in my life.

SPEAKER_01 29:10

You actually did it this weekend too. We haven't we haven't podcast about that, but you are doing you are getting a lot of anal action.

SPEAKER_00 29:17

A lot of anal action, a lot of DVP action twice. I did it two DVPs and one DP this flat past weekend. You haven't heard about the sanctuary. You'll hear it about that. Spoiler alert. Thanks, Lacey. Sorry. Uh stay tuned next week to hear more about that.

SPEAKER_01 29:31

Um you're living a good life.

SPEAKER_00 29:34

It's a good life. Yeah, it's a good life. Um, you know, now that you're a horny slut, it seems like uh that kind of stuff is happening more and more often.

SPEAKER_01 29:42

Which is funny because we did an interview. This is we're totally on a tangent now, but we did an interview with the Daily Mail yesterday. And I had to ex- I it she she gave me no indication if she knew what I was talking about or not.

SPEAKER_00 29:53

She's like, tell us a funny story about the Bliss Cruise and the show. And I had to give her Tell us the story about the whoopsie DP that was supposed to be DVP.

SPEAKER_01 30:01

So I had to give her an education on the difference between DVP and DP so she could appropriately write her article.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

Yeah, and if you don't know that the Daily Mail is a UK um publication, so she's got like this sweet British accent, and Lacey's explaining explaining to her. Then one in the butthole southern accent.

SPEAKER_01 30:23

She probably was like, What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 30:25

Like these fucking Americans. Like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_01 30:27

Yeah, and I was like, I don't know how vanilla you are, but let me explain it to you.

SPEAKER_00 30:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

So anyway.

SPEAKER_00 30:32

Uh she didn't seem to flinch much.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

She did not. So maybe she's a freaky girl.

SPEAKER_00 30:36

Yeah, maybe. Yeah. She's probably coming to one of our parties now. Uh okay. So anyway, we have to. Do a behind the scenes. Yeah. Um, all right. So left you, just had an orgy, DVP DP. Um, great time. Thank you. Thank you, Reno couple. Um, and now that takes us to the last day of the cruise.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

Yes. So we slept half the day because we were dying by this point. It's our last day of the cruise. We had at this point, we had been gone for from our house for like this is like our eighth day or something like that. Like, we were exhausted. And you know, we don't, we're not big drinkers. We don't drink at all at home. Let me just put that. I say we're not big drinkers at home. We don't drink at all. Like there's there's no alcohol in our home.

SPEAKER_00 31:23

I don't know if we've ever had an alcoholic. I don't like I'm trying to think if I've ever drank, at least the current house that we live in. I don't think I've ever had an alcoholic drink in that house. I don't think so either. Personally, but anyway. Um, and then yeah, so leading into the Bliss Cruise, we we did um Electric Pleasures Atlanta.

SPEAKER_01 31:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

We were home for like four days, and then we took off for the Bliss Cruise.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

No, we were secrets.

SPEAKER_00 31:45

Oh, secrets, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

So we've we've had a busy few bites anyway. I was saying about the alcohol. This is us drinking like seven days in a row. That's a lot for us. And we had the drink package.

SPEAKER_00 31:56

So, you know, we had been and that's seven days in a row of staying up till two o'clock, two, three o'clock in the morning. Seven days in a row drinking.

SPEAKER_01 32:02

We're doing like 20,000 steps a day.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

I mean, we are seven days in a row of having sex three or four times a day, you know, between me and you, and then our bodies are shutting down. So we literally days out in the sun.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Like, so we literally slept half the day, like completely. We did get up and have a late, I finally made us go in to eat because we were actually having an early dinner this night. So I knew if we did not go and eat, we were gonna have to just completely skip lunch. So I think at like two or something like that, we finally went and had some lunch. We took our time, we weren't in any hurry, and then we literally went back and like rested some more and then got ready for dinner. That was our last day. So we had been trying to have dinner or some alone time or not alone time, like that sounds like sexual, like a business type situation with the owners of Secrets with James and Junior and their CFO was there. We had and it just it just so happened, of course, it ended up being the last night because we kept playing. I mean, we saw them the whole week, but we wanted to sit down and have some.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

Just kind of talk, and yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Because if you don't know, we started a lot of conversations back at Secrets. You heard us talk about that when the remember when when James got me shit faced off of fireball, and so it was kind of like a follow-up to that, but not so drunk at first. At first, so anyway, we had dinner with them. We ate in the bar, we actually ate, we were supposed to have dinner at 6 30, but the time had changed, and so we show up at 6 30, and the theme this night is 60, so we're in our hippieware, and they're nowhere to be found. And Dan texts them, and honestly, the the time is very confusing. The only reason we kind of got it down is because I've learned to go and look at the time in the bliss app.

SPEAKER_00 33:52

Right. So if you don't know, when you go on some of these Caribbean cruises, you do cross time zones between Eastern and Central time. And I guess depending on how far west you go, you could possibly end up in mountain time. Um, but because you don't have a cell phone signal, your cell phone is not updating with the time. So the so you don't really know, you know, you'll go to sleep and wake up, and now the ch time's changed an hour, but you have no idea. But your watch and your phone are the same. So the only way to really track that is I think one on the TV, there's one of the channels has the time, and then on the Bliss app slash celebrity app, they give the actual time.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

Yeah, I don't know about celebrity, but I know Bliss. If you like if you log in at the top, it says ship time. So that's helpful. So they didn't realize it.

SPEAKER_00 34:33

And so what we did is we just went downstairs to like the bar and got a to the ice bar, which all these I don't know if it's a celebrity thing or if it's a every cruise ship thing that, but there's ice bars on all the side.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

No, it's because we've been on the same ship like three times. Oh, anyway.

SPEAKER_00 34:46

So the ice bar is a literally It's a martini bar. It's a martini bar, but the bar has like a thin layer of ice on it.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

It's really cool, and you can like write your name in it. It's a really cool spot, especially if you're not like a big dancer or don't like all of that. It's a really cool, chill place to meet people. So we waited around for a while and they finally like James ended up coming early. You know, he just because guys are so interesting. And they we we got to we started some of our conversations and slowly everybody kind of trickled in, and then um we eventually moved up and had our dinner, which was nice. We we obviously can't tell you what we talked about, but stay tuned.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

I think we're gonna do a podcast episode with James uh next month.

SPEAKER_01 35:29

Can I ask can I ask them if you don't want this, you can cut it out.

SPEAKER_00 35:33

No, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 35:34

Go ahead and ask um so we're gonna interview James from the owner of Secrets because let's be honest, there's a lot of like rumors, yeah. Because like he was talking to us about like secrets too, and like just and we were pretty unapologetically honest with him about like all the like the questions we had, the questions we've been hearing about, all that. Yeah, and he basically like answered them and the CFO like her, like we were we were kind of shocked how well we were it was probably a little liquid courage, but we were very like transparent with him and he was very transparent back, and then the conversation switched to we should have a podcast because if we have these questions, we know everybody else has these questions about secrets.

SPEAKER_00 36:19

So let's set the record straight.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

So let's just set the record straight. So if you have a question that you would like to ask the owners of secrets, it could be about anything secrets, anything secrets, the current secrets, maybe secrets too. Are you thinking about investing? But you're like, what the fuck? Will this ever happen? What you know, like whatever it they can be hard-hitting questions.

SPEAKER_00 36:41

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

We want you, we we want you to ask them. And we'll ask them on your behalf. All right.

SPEAKER_00 36:46

And you're do you want them to text those questions?

SPEAKER_01 36:48

Yeah, you can text them. And the phone number for that is 972-302-7716.

SPEAKER_00 36:54

One more time.

SPEAKER_01 36:54

972-302-7716. You send them in. We're gonna ask them.

unknown 37:00

Right.

SPEAKER_00 37:00

So you send in your questions. Uh, we'll we'll put those together to ask uh James when we do the podcast episode with him. It can be anything about secrets. Maybe you got some personal questions. I can't, I can't promise he'll answer all the personal questions, but he he seems like he's like us, where he's a pretty open boy. He does.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

He's also raised a family and been public in the lifestyle. So, I mean, I definitely think that he is he is a valuable source of information. And I'm really curious to see what y'all's questions are and if they're gonna match our questions. So if you have any, please send him in. So, anyway, we're having dinner. This is a lot of what we're talking about. There is more, we're not we're not gonna share all of it, maybe down the road, but we're definitely, but it was nice.

SPEAKER_00 37:41

We got to well, and I think we talked about a little bit about this on I don't know if it was the last one or the one before that, but uh this Bliss Cruise, the majority, a lot of the industry people were there. So people that own clubs, people that own hotel takeovers, you know, people that are involved with some of the software. Everybody was wheeling and websites, and there was a lot of um people, you know, coming together. There's a lot of people that are looking to sell businesses and stuff like that, which creates opportunities for other businesses to try to grow and absorb. So there was a lot of that going on in this cruise. And um, it was it was interesting to be a part of some of those conversations and see that kind of happening in real time. So I think it's an exciting time in the lifestyle. I think um this business overall is growing, and I think it's just gonna continue to grow the more this um this type of you know um relationship structure gets more accepted by society. I think you're just gonna see more and more clubs and more and more events and stuff like that. So uh it's kind of cool to be part of um the group that's kind of behind all that.

SPEAKER_01 38:43

We're very honored to be included in the conversations. We're like, who the fuck are we? You know, but to be honest with you, back when we first started, they were like these TikTok people, who the hell are they? And so to now like almost have earned our keep and been allowed in a lot of these conversations is we by no means take it for granted and we're very, very what's the word? Grateful, grateful, yeah. I don't know anyway. So anyway, that was our dinner, and so after that, we moved the casino bar, and the goal was to go dancing and do all the things. We stayed in the casino bar the entire night, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:21

Um, so they didn't have fireball on the ship, but they had Jack Fire, which is basically a similar type of drink.

SPEAKER_01 39:29

So I had not done any shots all week, and honestly, like I'm not a huge shot girl, but if I want to get turned up, I know to get the fireball. And James and them know to get me.

SPEAKER_00 39:38

Everybody knows now that if you want to get Lacey drunk, the key to that is to give her shots of firewall.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

I would have rather have had something else because they didn't have it, but also I was also trying not, I would rather have had like let's do like a lemon drop shot. Right, but that's that wouldn't have had the same effect as so they started on the shots, and I'm like, at first I was like, no, and then I was like, okay, I'll do a half.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

And then like Casey, who is like, what it is, he the he's he does marketing for Bliss, then he also does marketing for Caliente.

SPEAKER_01 40:08

He was there, it was us, it was Secrets, who I mean, there was a lot of people there. Um, we start getting shit faced very quickly, very quickly, and I don't know how much we want to tell about this night. Uh-huh. We Dan and I have not personally discussed like our um how we're gonna handle this. Um but we didn't fuck anybody. No, which is crazy. We played some blackjack, um, we lost somebody else's money, yeah. Then James offered to pay the guy back because we felt bad that we lost the other guy's money.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

I don't remember. There was a lot I lost money, James lost money, we were giving people money, people were giving us money. It's all kind of a blurb.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

I FaceTimed our friends. Do you even know that I FaceTimed them? I remember parts of that, but then a second later, I tried to take a video of myself looking cute and I got into it.

SPEAKER_00 40:57

So I didn't just have your camera out at all.

SPEAKER_01 40:59

I can FaceTime, but I can't. They were in their bed. I haven't even followed up with her. Um, and because we met a couple that knew them. So we were like, let's face up. You know, it's like one of those drunking, drunken moments. Um, and then at some point we were taking pictures and we asked someone to take, and then people kept coming up, and they're like, We love the podcast. And so then us and James were giving each other shit.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:25

And then we asked somebody, Do you you like secrets? And they're like, That old Ramada. And I'm telling you, we die. James was dying. And then this one guy was like, We own a condo. And James and he didn't realize that was so it was a whole lot of like giving each other a lot of shit. They were making fun of us because everybody kept coming up to us, and then we were like picking with them. There, there was some making out, there was some teaching people how to use airdrop. Um, there was some dancing. To be honest with you, I'm glad nobody had sex because I would not have remembered it. Because the next day or two or three days later, I was looking at videos in my phone, and they are I I don't even really remember.

SPEAKER_00 42:08

Yeah, yeah. At some point in time, we ended up at that Oasis bar, didn't we?

SPEAKER_01 42:12

We left the the casino. I don't know where we were going. We left the casino and we were like um we were dancing. Uh James's wife was was raised in Puerto Rico and it was like um Latin music, and so she was all at you, you know. So we went in there and we were dancing. We ran into that couple that we the stranger that fucked me in the ass. We ran into them. I'm trying to recall all of this. Uh it's it was wild. It and at some point James's wife just disappeared.

SPEAKER_00 42:46

No, she's like, I gotta go.

SPEAKER_01 42:47

And she left.

SPEAKER_00 42:48

She's like, she left. And then James kind of just followed her.

SPEAKER_01 42:52

Yeah. So that was that. So then after that, we decided to go get snacks. We ended up being in the in there for like an hour or two. Do you remember being there?

SPEAKER_00 43:01

Yeah, because uh then uh we ran into Bella and James. Bella and Jace and and uh the UK couple and the UK couple.

SPEAKER_01 43:07

So a couple things to notice Party Mark does cookies and milk. Well, he wasn't there to do cookies and milk. I don't know if it's because it's the last night baby doesn't. So I decided I was gonna do cookies and milk, and I knocked the top off in the floor. I was so drunk. Then another time I'm like trying to eat and I start choking. Do you remember this? And the sweet couple that we're talking to was like, Do you need water? I'm like, Yes. And he gave me his water so I went and die.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

Yeah, and then um, they all came. I don't know. The UK girl was sitting on my lap. I think we were making promises about next bliss cruise.

SPEAKER_01 43:40

She told you that she didn't realize you were fun.

SPEAKER_00 43:42

Yeah, she did say that. So we're all drunk and we're sitting there talking and laughing, and she's like, I didn't realize you were so much fun. And I was like, What? Like, I am fun.

SPEAKER_01 43:52

You are way more fun than me. Yeah, yeah, you're and then uh Party Mark and the frisky business, and all of them ended up. In there, so we just literally moved from like one table to the next. We ended up saying I don't know. So then we finally got to our room.

SPEAKER_00 44:08

At what time though?

SPEAKER_01 44:08

Like 2:30.

SPEAKER_00 44:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:10

We haven't packed one thing. You know, and if you if you've been on a cruise, you're supposed to put your bags out before like eight or nine. And if not, you have to take a look at it.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

You have to carry them off.

SPEAKER_01 44:19

So we're like trying to figure out what time we have to get off this ship. So I'm like watching the TV, you know, where they tell you, and I'm like trying to read none of it makes any sense because we are trashed. And I'm so we did pack about half of our stuff.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

Allegedly, the night before. So we set our alarm.

SPEAKER_00 44:38

Who knows where where that stuff ended up?

SPEAKER_01 44:40

We set our alarm for the time that we think we're supposed to get off.

SPEAKER_00 44:45

Which was like eight o'clock or something. I think was what we figured in.

SPEAKER_01 44:47

So I think I set it for like seven, you know, so that we get up at like 7:15, throw our shit in the back, the rest of our shit and get out. So at some point, my alarm has gone off, but we're kind of, you know, like laying there heating snooze. And I hear the little guy, Jimmy, and he's like, Yeah, our attendant's name was Jimmy. Mr. Dan!

SPEAKER_00 45:04

Jimmy reminds me if you've watched that um Mr. Deeds Mr. Deeds and that guy that's like, you underestimate my sneakiness. It was always that. That was him. Like every time we walk out of the door, he'd be like, right there. Mr. Dan, do you need anything for your room?

SPEAKER_01 45:18

So it was like Mr. Dan. Mr. Dan.

SPEAKER_00 45:21

I was like, what, Jimmy?

SPEAKER_01 45:23

He's like, it's time for you to go. We're like, we wake up and we're like, oh shit. So we had totally mislooked at the time.

SPEAKER_00 45:29

It was like 7:45 or something. I think we were supposed to be out of the room by 7:30.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

So we are throwing shit in the bag. I mean, it was awful. We are throwing shit. We ended up getting it all in there and get, you know, and we, and I'm like, so we're like, sorry. He's like, it's okay.

SPEAKER_00 45:44

We ended up leaving him all the cash that we have left, which was well, you know how late we were because we walked out of our room and walked to the elevators and we're able to get right on the elevator. Every other cruise I've ever been on. And maybe this is the maybe we just need to sleep in every time. Like if this if this works, like we got off just fine. But we were able to go to the elevator and get right on the elevator and go down and get off the ship.

SPEAKER_01 46:06

Yeah. So uh we got we got off the ship, which honestly was terrible. You know, we were like green trying to get off the ship. We get off the ship, we get the truck.

SPEAKER_00 46:15

Right, because we went to bed. I mean, by the time we went to bed, like to sleep, it was probably four.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:20

And now, and this is 7:30 now that we're so it's only been three and a half hours.

SPEAKER_01 46:25

And we woke up like in a like a state in the a state of shock, and we've been going for now eight days.

SPEAKER_00 46:30

Yeah. So we get the truck, we get going, backed up, get on the highway.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

We do realize at some point that we left an entire drawer full of stuff, which is Dan's Trimax reversal. All of the condoms.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

Uh like we had a light case. We left. We don't even know what I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 46:49

I still to this day do not know what is probably what we left.

SPEAKER_01 46:53

Well, we did leave a decent amount of things in there.

SPEAKER_00 46:55

Not medicine, not the actual My Trimax.

SPEAKER_01 46:58

Well, the the reversal.

SPEAKER_00 47:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:01

Um, so we you drive for about two hours, and then I drive for about two hours, and it is very apparent that neither one of us are in a state where we can ride. So we decided to pull off and sleep. And it wasn't, we didn't really have a conversation of if we were gonna sleep for the day, the night. Like we didn't really talk about it, but we did stop at like a holiday in or something, and they let us get in early because at this point it's like 11. So we drove from like probably probably took us to like 8:30 to get off the ship, and then so we drove. And uh, and it during this time, James actually calls us because he had texted you a couple times and you didn't answer because you were driving, and he just he was like, I just want to make sure everything's okay. We didn't do anything wrong. We're like, no, no, we're just exhausted. We slept late, we were just getting off the ship, and so we ended up checking into a hotel and um we slept for like almost 24 hours.

SPEAKER_00 47:58

We lost about 24 hours, yeah. We checked at that hotel, hit that bed. I don't know, I think you door dashed some food at some point. I don't I barely remember.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

I woke up starving, so I placed a door dash or order. You did get up and eat a little, but it was like we were eating with like one eye open. Um, and then we got it, you know, we slept until I felt great the next day. Yeah, we slept until checkout, and then that was exactly what we needed, which we have friends that do that, but they fly. Would they go get off the ship, check into a hotel, and they sleep sleep for a day. Yeah, and then they fly home. And honestly, that might be the way to go. But um that we we were not uh we were not safe on the road. So I'm glad we stopped and and and did that. The next day we got up and drove the rest of the way home, and and that was our bliss cruise.

SPEAKER_00 48:48

And that was our bliss cruise.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

Only took three episodes.

SPEAKER_00 48:52

Uh and I will say our first successful bliss cruise and about three bliss cruises. Yeah. The last two. So if you remember, the last one, the weather was terrible, then I got sick, and then the one before that, Lacey left her medicine, and you know, the last two days of that were terrible. Um, so I think we've had some anxiety about bliss cruises.

SPEAKER_01 49:13

Yeah. Um honestly, after February, I seriously was like, maybe this isn't what for me. Like, maybe we're trying to make something work that just isn't us. Yeah. Even though I think bliss was amazing and a lot of fun, I just felt like maybe like it just wasn't our cup of tea.

SPEAKER_02 49:31

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 49:32

And so I'm very glad that this one was such a success for us and was a lot of fun. And I'm uh we needed it. Like we genuinely got along, we laughed, we had so much fun together as a couple, and then we also had some fun experiences with others, which is always fun, but it was a really good time.

SPEAKER_00 49:53

So much butt sex was had. Yes. It was the anal cruise. It was. Um, yeah, it was a really, really, really good cruise. Uh, you know, some takeaways. I one, I hope Bliss continues to do the Bliss excursions. I hope um, you know, what happened at that Jamaica beach party doesn't discourage them because I think if anything, uh Cosmel shows that they have the right idea. Uh and I think it's, you know, having those type of events off-ship that are like, you know, Bliss friendly, you know, clothing optional, uh, you know, alternative lifestyle friendly off-ship excursions is a great idea, and I hope they continue to do that. Um and uh we got like the next three Bliss cruises um already booked.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:36

So of note, the November 2026 cruise is sold out.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

Technically.

SPEAKER_00 50:45

If you go to Bliss, yeah, it's sold out.

SPEAKER_01 50:47

Like if you google Bliss.com, it is currently sold out.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

And has been for a couple months now, I think. Or a little over a month.

SPEAKER_01 50:54

Um, but the room go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 50:57

We have rooms. We do, we have access to rooms.

SPEAKER_01 51:00

Yeah, so because we are a sub-affiliate of Topless Travel, Topless Travel still has 12 rooms. As of the time of this recording, as of Wednesday at four o'clock in the afternoon.

SPEAKER_00 51:11

May 20th.

SPEAKER_01 51:12

May 20th. Uh, they have suites, they have ocean view with large balconies, they have a boardwalk view, and they have um five interior views. So, no matter really what your budget is, you can probably get one. Uh, so if you want to go on November cruise, keep in mind 6,500 swingers.

SPEAKER_00 51:33

Um it's going to be the largest swinger party ever. Yeah. Um, it this is the biggest ship uh they've ever um got. They've had a similar class of ship, but this one is actually a newer ship, so it has a little bit more rooms, and so it has a little bit more capacity. So this will be um probably the biggest swinger party on the planet ever.

SPEAKER_01 51:55

And it's November 9th through the 16th.

SPEAKER_00 51:57

And I'm still working on trying to um arrange the biggest orgy ever.

SPEAKER_01 52:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:01

Um, so stay tuned for that.

SPEAKER_01 52:03

So if you want a book, if you're hearing this and you're like, I want to go in the next one, now is your opportunity. Honestly, I'm shocked that those 12 are still available. I checked up yesterday and they were.

SPEAKER_00 52:11

And they're people probably don't know that they're there.

SPEAKER_01 52:13

Probably. I mean, I've been pushing it on socials, so I'm honestly surprised that people haven't seen it. But lucky for you, you listen to the Swing Nation podcast. Yeah, and you can grab those.

SPEAKER_00 52:25

So go to swingersociety.net. Yeah. You don't even have to have a profile, just click on events and then scroll down until you'll see the November Bliss cruise. Yeah. Click on that and then go get your tickets. Um, I would do that as soon as you hear this if you are interested in going on that cruise, because those 10 rooms will not last long.

SPEAKER_03 52:44

12.

SPEAKER_00 52:45

12 rooms will not last long. Um, you know, we've had been having people ask us about that cruise and trying to get rooms on it for basically 16.

SPEAKER_01 52:53

So what's gonna happen if that's gonna sell out and then people are gonna be like, well, I wanted to book. Now is your time. Yeah, yeah, do it.

SPEAKER_00 52:59

If you don't get this, I don't know. You your probably your next opportunity will be like the the the month of or the few weeks before when people start to cancel.

SPEAKER_01 53:06

So yeah. Um But if if November doesn't fit, there are still February 2027 and April 2027. So definitely check all of those.

SPEAKER_00 53:16

February's the mark, the uh the No, it's the next year. That's the 28th one. Okay, yeah. I can't keep up.

SPEAKER_01 53:21

I know that's why I'm here, babe. So, but anyway, all of the things swingerside.net. Also, just um, since we have a little bit of time, Electric Pleasures, we're down to about 20 rooms last I heard. So hopefully that's a little low, even lower now.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

Yeah, so that's the what middle of June? Yeah, so that's in Chattanooga.

SPEAKER_01 53:39

I think it's the 13th and the 14th, but let me confirm. No, the 12th and the 13th.

SPEAKER_00 53:43

12th and 13th, and that's in Chattanooga, Tennessee.

SPEAKER_01 53:46

We're going all pride, so the colors, uh, you you know, we don't do really do themes for electric pleasures, it's really based on colors, so it's all pride colors all week, and then um Saturday night is the glow party, and it is Yeah, so like Friday's like normal pride, and then Saturday night's like glow pride.

SPEAKER_00 54:03

Yeah, uh, and that's in Chattanooga, Tennessee. There's gonna be a topless pool party during the day uh with an outdoor stage. We change DJs every hour. We got a bunch of local DJs, we got DJs flying in from all over the country. Uh so we got about a dozen DJs for that, and then at night we're gonna go into the ballroom that will be transformed into a club, and there will be what we're calling desire spaces. So if you want to go explore all of your desires, there will be a space for that where you can go explore with your friends. Uh so check that out. Like Lacey said, uh, 20 or less rooms left. Um, you can go to swingreciety.net and find that, or it's electric-pleasures.com.

SPEAKER_01 54:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 54:46

Uh okay. Anything else for the Swing Nation listeners?

SPEAKER_01 54:50

I think that's it.

SPEAKER_00 54:51

All right. I think with that, in a world full of apples.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

Be the pineapple.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

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