The Sanctuary SLC: Bass Drops, Buffalo & Bad Decisions

The Sanctuary SLC: Bass Drops, Buffalo & Bad Decisions | Episode 247

In this special bonus episode of The Swing Nation Podcast, the top-rated podcast about non-monogamy and swinging, Dan and Lacy recap their unforgettable trip to Salt Lake City, Utah for the latest Swinger Society takeover at The Sanctuary — a non-monogamy-friendly church unlike anything they’ve experienced before.

The adventure starts with a massive 30-hour road trip across the country before arriving in Utah to explore everything from the surreal pink waters of the Great Salt Lake to spotting wild buffalo roaming the open landscape. But once the weekend festivities begin, things quickly turn up a notch.

From high-energy DJ sets and packed dance floors to late-night connections, hot play sessions, and unforgettable orgies with friends, Dan and Lacy break down all the wild moments, funny stories, and behind-the-scenes chaos from one of the most unique lifestyle events they’ve attended.

Whether you’re curious about The Sanctuary, lifestyle takeovers in unexpected places, or just love hearing raw and hilarious travel recaps, this is one episode you won’t want to miss.

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

This podcast is intended for adult audiences. Over the age of 18, it contains adult language and situations. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to us, and not of any employer, organization, committee, or other group or individuals. This podcast is not intended to be taken as professional advice.

SPEAKER_05 0:22

Welcome to the Swing Nation Podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe. Interview the experts. Learn and grow together. Join the nation. Hey there, pineapple people, and welcome to the Swing Nation Podcast. We are your hosts, Northern Guy and Southern Girl. And we are back with another full-length episode of the Swing Nation Podcast.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

We are.

SPEAKER_05 0:59

On today's episode, we're gonna take you a little on a little journey.

SPEAKER_00 1:03

Across I was gonna say a long ass road trip.

SPEAKER_05 1:06

Across the country, over the mountains, through the I say woods, but it's more like deserts. To a little place they call Salt Lake City. Yeah. And we went and uh did a takeover at the sanctuary, which believe it or not, uh is a registered church in the state of Utah.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

Which very many people on TikTok were upset about that.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Yeah, like as we were getting ready to go and leading up, Dan was definitely making the TikToks about like going to church and stuff, and people were highly offended. But if you if you're hearing this and you're a little offended, please go to their it's like the sanctuary slc.com, I think it is, and read how they've done this. And you know, and I think eventually we want to have them on the podcast to like to talk about it because it's definitely an interesting situation, and we could talk about it a little bit more as we get into the podcast. But you definitely ruffled some feathers with that that one.

SPEAKER_05 2:04

Yes, yeah, yes, so because it's in the state of Utah and because the Mormon church is very big in that state, there are, I guess, some they're they take churches very seriously and the freedom to practice your beliefs very seriously, yeah. And so because of that, they were you know they were able to register this as a church. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna have them on, we'll let them talk about it in depth. I don't know enough about it. Yeah, we really don't, but I don't speak too intelligently, but I did want to put that out there. If you have seen that we were talking about going to church, it's because the sanctuary literally is a registered church.

SPEAKER_00 2:35

Yes, and I recommend you go. It I mean, honestly, just for like if you're like we're kind of like lifestyle nerds to see kind of how people do all this stuff. We find a lot of this interesting. If you do, I highly recommend you check out their website and kind of read. They have like a faith mission state. I mean, like that whole thing. I it's it's worth looking into.

SPEAKER_05 2:54

Yes. Okay. Uh and it's an interesting take. You know, because we s face such discrimination, um, trying to have places to gather, uh, this is an interesting way of very trying to uh because we've we've seen we've been to lots of clubs all across the country and seen how like they, you know, some do it on the up and up, some kind of try to, you know, sneak up.

SPEAKER_04 3:16

Slide under the radar, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Yeah, so it's just a different take. It's interesting. Okay, so let's get into this. So, first of all, uh, why Salt Lake? Why did we go? You know, this is as far west as we had ever gone. And people all the time say, Why don't you come to California or why don't you go here? And this is I want to be super transparent how this happened. So last year, last May, at our event at Tempted, uh all of a sudden, this this young, attractive couple come up to us and say, Hey, we're open in a club in Salt Lake City and it's gonna be a church, and we want you to do a takeover. And they hadn't been open. And honestly, if you kind of if you that was the weekend of the Life of Spice Drama, just to give you a little context, it was the weekend of the Life of Spice Drama in like a month after my dad had died. Like life was really lifing for us at that point. I barely even remember like really talking to them.

SPEAKER_05 4:10

I think it was the husband said he he walked away from that feeling like you were kind of a bitch.

SPEAKER_00 4:14

He called me a cunt. He said cunt, but not I mean, and honestly, I probably was because we that we were in the trenches, you know, at that point. And and I didn't know who these I mean, I'm always trying to be nice to people, but you know, you just have these people that are like, we want you to we don't even have it's not open, but we want you to come.

SPEAKER_05 4:30

Right. So the amount of people that have walked up to us and told us about their idea for the lifestyle is endless. It just so happens these people will turns out we're very, very serious about it and have built something very special.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

Yeah, so I'm guessing like behind the scenes throughout the year, you and them, I because I don't usually sit in a lot of the business meetings, I kind of let Dan handle that. So, and then that this is how all this came. And Dan was like, basically, we're gonna drive to Salt Lake. And and you know, when it was eight months out or seven months out, I was like, You're crazy, but okay. But as we slowly and got closer to time for it, I was like, oh shit, we are about to drive. Right.

SPEAKER_05 5:10

We started actually like, you know, GPSing it and we're like, okay, it it's it's every bit of 26 hours if you drove it straight through. Yeah. So with stops and stuff, I bet it took us over 30 hours each way.

SPEAKER_00 5:22

Oh, for sure. Yeah, because we were also pulling the trailer and yeah. Uh and we had to make a lot of stops because I talked about this uh if you watch my TikToks, my vlogs. Uh a lot of the gas pumps now have like cash limits. So, like some are at some are $100, some are $150, and you drive a diesel, this was almost six dollars a gallon. So we were having to fill up every two to three hours. So I felt like we stopped probably more than we should have.

SPEAKER_04 5:47

I agree.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

Okay, so let's get into this. So, anyway, what I was saying for all of that. If you wonder how we get in connection with club, what how we this is an example of that. We don't usually just call cold cold call clubs and be like, can we come and do a takeover? They wanted us there and and it it worked out, so that's exciting.

SPEAKER_05 6:06

Yeah, no, it was I actually had a really good time.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

I did too. Okay, so we left Monday morning about 10:30. Keep in mind uh the takeover was Friday and our setup day was Thursday. So originally, I think yeah, we probably could have left Tuesday. Um I wanted a day to sightsee if we're I had never been to Salt Lake City, and just to get myself mentally prepared for this drive, I had almost like romanticized this like cool cross. I've never done anything like that, like a cool cross-country like trip. Me and you, like I was like imagining like which I talked about this on my vlogs too.

SPEAKER_05 6:42

I was thinking like Route 66 vibes, like all these cool little trendy gas stations and tourist traps, and that's what I was thinking in my mind.

SPEAKER_00 6:52

So, so I was like, can we originally we were gonna leave Sunday? And then I think we we ended up leaving Monday. Uh, but so we got up Monday morning and drove when we got in the car. It was 1700 miles, 25 hours. Um, and our goal was to be there by Wednesday. Kind of thought maybe we could be there Tuesday, but definitely by Wednesday. So um the first day we made it to Kansas, and honestly, it was a pretty easy day. I would say the the the biggest issue is so it's it's we found it's easier just to like pull up to a hotel and find where, you know, like, hey, do you have a room?

SPEAKER_05 7:33

Yeah, so the problem with the trailer, so we have done it before where we plan uh ahead of time a little bit, like in an hour or two before we know we'll stop. I'll I I'll get on the GPS.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

I'm not that's I'm that's not my four time.

SPEAKER_05 7:45

Lacey cannot do this, yeah. And then look at okay, this you know, this next city that's about two hours away, okay, find a hotel room and book it. So we know we have a room. Yeah, we're gonna do it. The problem with that is because we're pulling, you know, I because I have a three-quarter ton diesel truck and we're pulling a 20-foot trailer, you can't park that just anywhere.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

So then we're like looking at satellite images of the place to see if they have a uh parking deck or it's just it's just a shit show.

SPEAKER_05 8:11

And we've even come to find when you come in, you know, we usually aren't landing until 10, 11, midnight. Um, those parking lots of hotels are often very, very full at that time of night. So, like if they even on a Tuesday or Wednesday, the whole hotel, go buy a hotel, people, because apparently that business is crushing you if you're anywhere near a highway.

SPEAKER_00 8:27

Yeah. So this first night we had to go to like two or three different hotels to finally find something that like I think everybody had the availability, but there were so many trailers and stuff or so many big vehicles that it just there was no place for us to park. We ended up at a quality inn, and I'm not gonna lie, this I was like, I was frustrated at this point. I was like, why are we doing this? Why are we driving across the country? We'll probably break even by the time we pay for all this diesel and all these, you know, I was a little bit frustrated, but we had a really good day. It wasn't a bad drive. We we got along, it was wonderful, but the hotel was pretty the last like hour of the day trying to find the hotel and park was a little frustrating. And the hotel was shitty, so then now we're like sleeping on this shitty bit. I'm just like, oh my gosh. So we literally just slept and then got right back up the next morning and headed out. We left about 10:30 because you know we're night owls, so we'll drive late into the night and then sleep a little later on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_05 9:21

So yeah, we're only in that hotel room maybe eight hours. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

Um, when we got in the car on Tuesday, we had about 14 hours left. So we did about 11 hours that first day. That's pretty good. Um, and we made it to Wyoming and we stayed in a holiday inn, which was much nicer. I was very happy.

SPEAKER_05 9:39

Uh the second big parking lot, easy parking, no problem.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

Yeah. Which honestly, we could have gone the rest of the way that night. We ended up calling it a little early. But as we started driving, because Mandy that works for us, usually picks at our hotel. She sends me the link, she's like, hey, book this. Um, we started looking, and the hotel we were staying at was a parking deck, which was not fine because we we were gonna park the trailer at the club and all that. But trying to do that at midnight just seemed to be.

SPEAKER_05 10:08

Yeah, we were nervous about okay, now we have to go to the club that we've never been to before, which is in downtown Salt Lake City, try to park a the trailer at midnight, and then try to and we're like, uh, let's just stop out of the city, yeah, find a decent hotel, and then in daylight try to figure out all this parking and and stuff with this trailer.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

So we we stopped about two and a half, two hours, two and a half, two hours and forty-five minutes before, um, and and just got a good night's rest. So that way we didn't we didn't have to do that. I think that was the right decision for sure. So we got up and um we we finished, you know, like like I said, less than three hours. We got to Salt Lake City about, you know, like lunch a little later.

SPEAKER_05 10:49

Now, I will say that was the prettiest part of the drive.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

For sure.

SPEAKER_05 10:53

So if you've ever drove across the country and gone through Kansas and Wyoming, those are not fun.

SPEAKER_00 10:58

No, I thought it I would I really was kind of disappointed. No offense to any of these people that live in any of these towns.

SPEAKER_05 11:04

There's nothing.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

Like Wyoming was just like in the was it what was the other uh Nebraska? Did we go through Nebraska? It was there was just nothing. Cornfields really, I mean, most of them were just fields, you know. Like we were at the at some point we were like googling what the the fences were on the side of the road that we found out they helped with the snow banks.

SPEAKER_05 11:22

Wyoming apparently has 10-foot tall fences on the side of the road, and those are to keep the snow from blowing into the road.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

That was our entertainment. That was about the like I thought, like I.

SPEAKER_05 11:32

Yeah, we did stop just as we got into Utah. There was that cute little rest area, and you took a picture with the ox, and you're like, we were like kind of in this little canyon thing, and that was pretty.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

Yeah, it was. So we I'm kind of I'm secretly glad that we stopped because we got to come into the city and see all the mountains during the day, and we would not have seen that.

SPEAKER_05 11:50

And that was the prettiest couple of hours by far. Yeah, and what was what so what's the name of that where the the um ski slopes and all that were?

SPEAKER_00 11:57

That Park City, Park City, yes.

SPEAKER_05 11:58

We drove in through Park City and that whole area, and that's a very, very pretty area.

SPEAKER_00 12:03

So we um we went straight to the club so we could drop the trailer, and um, Stacy and Sean, who are friends with us, who come to a lot of parties, Stacy Monroe on on social media, yeah. They came in early too. They had never vacationed there, so they wanted to come in and sightsee, and their flight landed Wednesday. So it really worked out that we kind of like they got in, got checked into their hotel, and were able to meet us at the club. So we just basically dropped the trailer and were like, okay, let's let's get a couple because this was like our only non-working day, you know. So we like immediately went into like let's do something touristy, something fun. So uh we had scoured like TikTok, like what do you do in Salt Lake City? And one of the things for to go see the Salt Lakes and see the pink like it's like I guess it's a lake.

SPEAKER_05 12:56

I don't I'll let you I don't understand Salt Lake is a salt water lake, yeah, and so it's fed by many rivers, but there's no outlet. Yeah, so like it's one of the few ri you know, rivers don't go to the ocean, they stop at Salt Lake, yeah, uh, and then the heat evaporates the water, so all the minerals get concentrated in the lake, and so apparently there's lots of salt in the mountains and stuff around Salt Lake. So this lake is high salinity. Yeah, and I read anywhere from eight to fifty percent, depending on what part of the lake you're in. And when we say lake, and this is I feel like an idiot. I knew Salt Lake City, the name was Salt Lake City.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Me too.

SPEAKER_05 13:39

I didn't know I assume there was probably a salt lake there. Yeah, what I failed to recognize is is that this is it's like a great lake. It's not just a lake, it's it's like one of the biggest lakes in the entire country. Yeah. Uh it the water is extremely low. I heard at its high, it was like something like 1900 square miles or I don't know, or something, and it's down to like a thousand.

SPEAKER_01 13:59

Yeah, it was very low.

SPEAKER_05 14:01

And the locals were even like, I guess there's kind of like some panic on whether the lake is gonna dry up or not. And uh, but anyway, I feel like an idiot for not realizing there was this giant salt lake, but that's basically one of the largest lakes in the country at Salt Lake City.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

Well, if you kind of want to know what we're talking about, if you go on like TikTok or any kind of thing and just search that certain times of the year, it depends on like where the sun is, it just like how high the is it a bacteria bloom that makes it? I don't know, but it it's pink. And if you look, I mean it's beautiful. So we were like, let's go see this. So the problem is, is like there's really no good directions on how to we were literally watching TikToks and reading comments to figure out like where people got to see this. You would think that this would be, and maybe it is, maybe there's a way, and we just didn't know. But anyway, long story short, it took us about an hour.

SPEAKER_05 14:50

They need to do a better job of making this a tourist track. Yeah, like there should be like a little park and yeah, come see the pink salt, like yeah, oh yeah, because we would have paid it.

SPEAKER_00 14:58

Oh, yeah, we would have paid $20 a piece. It's like you go off this like dirt or you go off the paved road into like like what's it called?

SPEAKER_05 15:06

Uh yeah, so you go off the paved road into all these side dirt roads. It's a concrete, like a uh but they're almost like like jetties, like they're it's like they've built roads through this salt lake and they're almost like jetty like roads. I didn't realize, was it Morton salt? Yeah, which is like the salt with the girl on it, right? With in the yellow umbrella, which is like one of the most famous salts. That's where they they're they're mining or they're they're extracting the salt from Salt Lake in uh Salt Lake City. So we end up driving down this like gravel road forever, and then at some point So all these roads are private property because I guess they're part of the Morton salt thing, and so you can't go on it. So you see nice parts of like, oh, look, there's a bunch, there's a cute little pink spot there.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

But it says no trespassing.

SPEAKER_05 15:50

There's signs everywhere that say no trespassing, you will be prosecuted, stay off, stay out, danger.

SPEAKER_00 15:55

If you stay on the main road, my understanding is you're okay. So we like and we're you know, we're watching these TikToks like eventually you'll open up to like a dirt road, and then there'll be the side. So we we finally like it honestly, if it wasn't Verdan, I probably would have said fuck it and turn around. We we finally made it like a little park, yeah. And and the water was very dried up, like very low, yeah. Yeah, I mean, like I couldn't believe how far. So we were like, what do we do?

SPEAKER_05 16:19

You know, because and when you get to this little park, you look out and you see the salt lake. There are signs directly in the walking path to the salt lake that say danger keep out.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Yeah. Uh so like we had brought a bathing suit, you know. Like, I mean, I'm not to go swimming. No, obviously. Like, I'm an OnlyFans girl, you know. You give me a pink, pink lake, I'm gonna fucking put it on.

SPEAKER_05 16:40

Lacy's like, let me put a bikini on. I can take some pictures, it'll be hot. I think I told you to bring the bikini.

SPEAKER_00 16:44

Yeah, at some point we were like, okay, so do you would what do we do? So we found me and Stacey were like, fuck it, let's just put the bathing suits on. And there's there so we change in the truck, and then we like go out into this danger zone.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

Right. And so I'm like, you know, it's like danger keep out. I'm like, it can't be that dangerous. We've been driving through this, it's not like it's toxic air or anything like that. Like, it's what I think it is, is they don't want you to swim in this water.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Which if you go on TikTok, it's that people have got their dogs running through it, which is probably why it says danger keep out, which we didn't, I never even touched the water, but we did have to walk a good bit out to get to like where it kind of was because it was so low. And we so you can see some pictures. We made a few TikToks, and it was really neat to see. I'm like the salt. I mean, like it was so I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_05 17:31

I can see why it's dangerous because if you got into that water, you would have salt everywhere. And there was no like showers or anything. So you would have you got it in your eyes, in your mouth. If you had any cuts, it would have burned.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

Like I felt like I had salt all over me, and I never touched the water one time. It would be like the wind was blowing, I felt like it was in my hair, my huge, my because I wore my foot.

SPEAKER_04 17:50

It's intense, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

Um, there was like dead birds that like obviously had gotten in it. Like it was, it was definitely not. I mean, it was beautiful, and I'm glad we did it, but it was if you look at these videos on like TikTok and stuff, it's not like that. It looks like it's this magical place, and it was it was really cool, and I'm glad I did it. I really am, but it was definitely not.

SPEAKER_05 18:09

It's not magical. No, it's a little uh apocalyptic.

SPEAKER_00 18:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So after all of that, um oh, I forgot to say that we also ate at the red iguana, which we ate there, which was excellent, which was a recommendation from somebody from Disney.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

So it's the best Mexican restaurant in Salt Lake, yeah. And I believe it.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

And it was right downtown. So we had that before we went out there. Um, so we did all of that, and so then we came back and we dropped Stacy and Sean off at their vehicle back at the club, and then we went and checked into our hotel, which was five minutes from the club. It was so nice. I loved it being so close. So we got checked in, and um, this night we decided to go. Stacey and Sean were in Park City. They were staying there, and they were like, Why don't y'all come?

SPEAKER_05 18:53

And we're sitting in this like cute cabin hotel on a pond with ducks. Oh, it was lovely.

SPEAKER_00 18:59

In the mountains, and you can see the ski slopes, and it was on like there was people golfing, it was lovely. So we were like starving because even though we had had lunch, it was just because we had been gone and walking in the saws. I don't know hell. But we, you know, we showered because we felt gross. We showered and changed and touched up our makeup, and um, I've been slacking on doing OnlyFans stuff. I mean, honestly, our the truth is like a lot of our events have like really taken over our lives. Like, I don't know how else to explain it. So I think everybody I think the impression is that we just are like fucking in the room with cameras on us all the time. And the truth is we don't. Um and I used to try to get like one video every so often. And I I haven't made content since the beginning of March. March 6th was the last time. Yeah. So we went to that content house. So I was in desperate need of something because the last few events there's just not been any time. And so, but prior to coming to Salt Lake, I was like, Stacey, I we gotta get some work in it. I need, I've got to do. Can I borrow your husband? Like, what can I do? And she was like, Absolutely. I was like, We just our schedule has not allowed us, and I I've gotta do a better job of I don't want it to be a priority because I I think it takes away from swinging, but also it pays our bills. So, like it kind of be a little bit of a priority, yeah. It's gotta be a little bit of a priority. So that was kind of like the tentative plan was one, we got to fuck them, which is fun, but we also will record it, and I needed that. So we got there and it was already kind of like late. It was like 6:30, 7, and we were all starving. And there was a Ruth Chris on property at this hotel. So we were like, let's just go here, it'll be easy, and then we can go back, which ended up being a smart choice because I haven't been to Ruth Chris in a long time. I haven't either.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

It was way better than I remember.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

It was delicious, it was so good.

SPEAKER_05 20:49

It was it was I felt like I, you know, like when we were talking about going on, I kind of felt like I feel like Ruth Ruth Chris is one of those things like that. Their time has passed. Like Hooters, you know, like they're kind of they're kind of their time has kind of passed. I completely changed my mind. Yeah, I would go to another Ruth Chris tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

This was a different one though, because this was like it's on the golf course, it was also like a cabin type feeling, like low ceilings, like dark wood, like um those crab legs you got are probably the best crab legs I've ever had. So I had these like Alaskan king crab crab legs that they like cut open for you. They gave you this butter dish with like a candle underneath it so the butter was constantly warm. They gave you this like napkin and they put a lemon in it, and then they poured boiling hot water over it so that it would like soak in. So when you got done, you could clean your. I mean, it was honestly top five meals of my entire life. It was it was not cheap, but definitely worked. It was it was lovely.

SPEAKER_04 21:46

Excellent.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

I would have paid $75 just for them to crack the crack.

SPEAKER_04 21:51

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

They were so good. Yeah, um, but it was it was delicious. Um, so we uh we ate that. I mean, we honestly shut it down. It was like almost 10 o'clock. clock by the time we left there because it was you know we had drinks and all the stuff so it took a while um so after that we went back to their cute little it was like a chalet chalet how are you saying bungalow bungalow something like that um and we hung out for a little bit and then we fucked slash made content slash did the dirty yeah so we did two videos one's coming out this week I think it's is it we did like me and both guys is that what's coming out this week I don't know I actually haven't I saw that we got sent the yeah um and then we did a like a couple swap so we got two videos and it was fun because we genuinely probably would have done it anyway so we would have yeah I was I was glad because we spoiler alert there was some sex this weekend but not a lot and so I'm glad that we did that. Sure yeah same kind of forced us to like have fun before instead of like saying oh we'll do it later. So after that I mean we hung out with them we were there till probably midnight or so um and then after that we h we we left and went back to our hotel room and we ended up fucking again at the hotel room. Didn't we have anal sex?

SPEAKER_05 23:06

We did guys if you're wondering we're still on the anal sex kit not as much as when you first started but I think mostly because we've been exhausted.

SPEAKER_00 23:14

We have not stopped also got my pellets today uh or yesterday I was at the end of my site yeah get ready kick back in yeah get ready um so yeah I think because you even came at their at their hotel and then you came again when we got back yeah I think I came in your ass didn't I I think so yeah so you've also came in my ass since we've been home so like don't act like this is yeah well just you were wanting to fucking have anal sex every day there for a couple weeks. Well because we were like on a bliss cruise and like I don't know. So anyway so that was our Wednesday. Yeah that was Wednesday. All right let's go over let's start and we got a little bit of time let's start and then we'll okay so what happened next okay so Thursday morning we got up we had to be at the club at like noon so we got up I ordered us some food you left your entire bathroom bag at home yeah like on the kitchen or on the bathroom so yeah so um I ordered you some stuff from Target to replenish all your stuff you needed some hair gel and two things luckily I'm not that bougie you can you know $20 a target worth of Target stuff I'm I got everything I need. Yeah so we got ready and then uh we got to the club and we got to got to see it. Um I think this is like a good time to really talk about the club because we had we had watched you like they had made videos like tour videos but it's really hard to really appreciate it unless you've got yeah so we did a tour video and you can find it on YouTube.

SPEAKER_05 24:39

There's a you know Lacey gives you a tour of the sanctuary and it's up now and go check it out. Which is what I don't feel like it fully does the club justice. I think you do have to see it to really get the full effect um but the club is three stories so when you first walk through the front door and it's in a beautiful old historic building in downtown which um you know I I keep saying club it's a church but you you you understand what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 25:05

Yeah it's not technically a club space.

SPEAKER_05 25:09

I don't know what the yeah and I I'll tell you it reminds me um you know it's bigger but like um Colette in New Orleans. Yeah how it's got the multiple it's like smaller floors but like go up Menage used to be in Nashville and it and it's very uh so it's you know it's a historic building it's got all the nice finishes it's very upscale feeling yeah all right so you walk into the bottom floor the bottom floor is basically the check-in area that's where they have their offices uh and then they have a a photo op area which is actually really cool i you know and I've seen that more and more now where clubs are like check in and look if you want to take a picture here's a backdrop I I totally support that right I think people you know I it maybe used to be that nobody ever wanted to take pictures and when they were you know going to to swing or still but people do and I think it's important to give them a space give them a safe space to do that and so there's a little a nice a real nice uh place for that and then you actually have to get on the elevator or go up the stairs uh and then that takes you up to the second floor the second floor I would describe it's almost like speakeasy vibe it's a lounge and I think that's a vibe I think they called it the lounge so it's got pool tables it's got leather couches it has a a player piano uh that will play itself it does have a second dance floor that they can use it's got a big nice marble bar uh it's got there's a bunch of VIP spaces I guess at one point in time this building was used for offices uh so like the first floor is there's a bunch of like cubicle desks in the middle and then there's like glassed in offices on either side of the building so on the second floor they've turned in those glass those glassed in offices into VIP spaces which is really nice.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

And honestly like I didn't even realize they used to be offices. They told us and I was like oh my God I thought y'all put that in like it right they really like leaned into it and it just worked.

SPEAKER_05 27:00

It's got these they got big picture windows they got nice leather couches that they're stocked with like towels and condoms they have little mini fridges that they stock with water and mixes they got fans they got Bluetooth speakers in there so it's a nice like if you know if you went there for a party or if you just like want somewhere for you and your friends you can play in the private rooms because there are curtains to close them. You can't play with the windows open unfortunately you have to close the curtains but you know it's it's nice if you want like a private play space that you kind of have reserved for you and your friends. So very nice. So there's a bunch of that on the second floor. And then you go on the back on the elevator or up the stairs and it takes you to the the third floor. And the third floor is I would say the main they call it the sanctuary and this is the main floor. So when they when they renovated this building they started with just the third floor and so the second floor wasn't there.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

So this is like the main so like the second floor is like perfect now. So now that they've got that they need to there there's some tweaks they need to have into the third floor but I get how why they did it in the right because it was the whole building it was the whole um space at one point.

SPEAKER_05 28:09

Yeah uh so it's got a dance floor it's got more a bunch of leather couches it's got what they call the cuddle zone which is a bunch of bean bags like in a cuddle cuddle corner in a corner yeah uh it's got another bar it's got those same VIP offices all the way around um it's got uh so they have their I can't remember what they call their premium members but I can't platinum I think maybe yeah so there's an upgrade membership and and so they have a private space for those people where there's lockers where there's like a little private bar where you can make your own drinks with mixers. There's private couches and stuff like a private loungy area for their premium members. What else? And then there's the dance floor oh then they have a locker room so there is a locker room where you can go if you you know and check in your you put your bags and stuff away and kind of you know if you if you want some place to keep your stuff for the night I what I do like is a lot of people like will charge you for a key and locks and all that. It's not like that it's first first come first serve you set your own combo and then it's yours for the night.

unknown 29:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:04

Uh and then after that you can go up to the fourth floor I don't know how much we're we weren't allowed to show it.

SPEAKER_00 29:11

Yeah I I think we can like just it it's what you think it is.

SPEAKER_05 29:16

I mean for lack of I don't really want to they call what did they call it the loft the the loft the pleasure loft or something yeah I mean it is what it is. You can you can read between the lines um it's a safe place to go you know if you connect with somebody and you want to explore further there is a space for that on the fourth floor. It's very well done there. Very nice space. What I also like about it is it it's a balcony. Yeah so you're up there and you but you can still see the dance floor and you can still kind of see down into the to the lounge area. So uh super cool super nice super impressed yeah uh you know it I don't know how do you feel is that your new we're not gonna go there because it's so far away very often but if it was you know if it was oh if it was close by if it was the same distance as tempted and trapeze for us we might end up going there more than the other ones.

SPEAKER_00 30:10

Yeah no it's very nice. Um and everyone and we'll talk about this more throughout the podcast everyone there was super kind fucking beautiful I mean like yeah I don't know if it's the Mormon culture in Salt Lake I don't know if it's I don't know what it is out there.

SPEAKER_05 30:27

I don't know everybody is super fit not that you have to be super fit but everybody is there. I think that we would say not everybody but five percent which more so than most places uh they're all hair makeup they were they were they know they know how to so I think like the club with the clientele yes it's definitely a higher end yeah I will say I would put it up there with some of my favorite for a I I don't want to say club for a swingers space space they don't like swinger either lifestyle for a alternative lifestyle space some of the most beautiful we had over 600 people there Saturday night and they were some of the most beautiful people I've seen yeah that especially that concentrated of that many of them in one it almost looked like they were like AI or not real. Like I'm like where do these people come from yeah if we were allowed to take pictures of the party people would probably accuse us of it being AI yeah okay so let's jump back in.

SPEAKER_00 31:23

So we I did the YouTube tour and then it was time to set up and um Stacy and Sean and then Mandy flew in we only brought Mandy this time and uh it took us about four hours.

SPEAKER_05 31:36

So the girls Yeah so you got to think we had to unload the trailer everything had to go into the elevator and had to come up half the stuff had to go on the second floor. Most of it went on the third floor because most of it was DJ equipment. So yeah there's some more time there to load it in the elevator. I don't know how many times I put stuff in the elevator went to go put more stuff and the elevator closed and left. And so we kind of like it took us a while to figure it out but we kind of left people on each floor. Yeah and then we just kind of like send stuff up to them and they pull it off.

SPEAKER_00 32:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:04

But I don't know how many times I turned around to grab another tote or something and put it in the elevator and then there goes the elevator.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

But shout out to Sean and Stacey and obviously Mandy Mandy was paid but Sean and Stacey were such a big help and like so he helped you do what most of like the DJ stuff completely yeah. And then the girls we did the merch booth and then we did the back jobs and then we did the 360 camera. So it honestly it went by a lot quicker than I thought it was going to and it was it was calm you know we weren't in any rush because sometimes we have to set up like right before the club opens this was just really nice that we we could do it and take it we were chit chatting and getting to know the staff there and the owners and and they were super chill.

SPEAKER_05 32:42

I think they were ready for us to leave by the time we got done like okay are you guys done can we go well I think the problem is that we we chatted with them for like an hour.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

Then we did the YouTube video which probably took 45 minutes. So that by the time we started we were probably in that club for I don't know how long five six hours yeah so we finally got done and I had we had door dashed and they had messed up our my food that morning so I didn't eat anything. So by the time we were finished there I was like I'm starving there was a melting pot next door and I hadn't been to a melting pot in years and so I convinced everyone to go next door to that so we had dinner at the melting pot which you kind of bitched about at first but I think it ended up being fun again I've been to the melting pot almost like Ruth Chris I probably haven't been in 10 plus years and I wasn't the last time I went I wasn't impressed this time I was actually pretty impressed the amount of food they gave me I can't I feel like last time I went I was like it felt like it was just appetizers and I was still hungry when I left this time I was stuffed.

SPEAKER_05 33:36

I could not eat enough I I didn't eat shrimp that I still had on my plate because I was just so full.

SPEAKER_00 33:41

Yeah it was fun it was a neat it was kind of like an experience you know um which we tend to go into these cities and do these takeovers or whatever and then look at it it is a little annoying to pay that much food to cook your money to cook your own food. It is but what I'm trying to say is a lot of times we just door dash because we don't have time to do anything. I really felt like we got to go and do and see stuff. And so I was happy that we we took the time.

SPEAKER_05 34:04

Yeah we haven't hung out and gone out to eat with a couple like we did with uh Sean and Stacy um that much and I don't know how long. I know maybe Daphne and Mike but yeah for sure but that's only because they're in our room with us usually and eating DoorDash with us. But actually like go out and sit down and go out and do like touristy stuff. Because we were with them and Mandy almost the whole weekend and we I don't think we spent that much time with another couple and I don't know how long.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

It was fine.

SPEAKER_05 34:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:27

So one thing I didn't talk about the club was as we were you know kind of walking in and checking things out on the first floor I walked past this room that has oh god racks and racks and racks of Honey Birdette. Even Dan was like is that honey birdette? I was like that's Honey Birdette.

SPEAKER_05 34:44

And so which if you don't know Honey Burdette is like a high-end um lingerie brand yeah which I love so I was talking to the owner and I was like is that yours?

SPEAKER_00 34:54

Whose is that? And she was like well we have a bourgeois photographer that you know they get that space they take all of our pictures you know so I was like oh my God and I was like yeah I was making a fuss she was like she might get you in if you want to take your pictures and I was like well send me your information. So while we're having this dinner I am texting texting her and really yes it was about the honeybread because apparently I found out she had like $25,000 worth of honeybread which is crazy. I believe it by looking at those racks and then I found out that she takes the pictures in the sanctuary and like the inside of it is so beautiful. There are these huge picture windows and just like so like so many amazing spaces and I'm like if she can make this work I might have to just like I didn't even ask Dan if it was okay. I just sort of like took it and she ended up responding and she was like yeah I can do it but I it will have to be first thing Saturday morning which we I'm like fuck you know but like it was like I take it or I don't and so me and Stacy and Mandy all decided to go and do it together and split you know the the setting fee and everything because she like she does hair and makeup we were I was like we don't need any of that just we'll do our own hair and makeup just let us play in your clothes and take our pictures and so while we were having dinner we um we planned all that out so that was that was set for Saturday morning.

SPEAKER_04 36:11

Without saying a word to me about it.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

Yeah yeah so once we left there we drove by and saw the Mormon temple because we hadn't seen that and then after that we were like what do we do we like talked about going out but honestly we were all pretty exhausted. Um so we ended up just going back to our hotel. I think I was in the bed by like 8 p.m which has never happened no um and I'm pretty sure we fogged and it was it was good. We needed like a little bit of a a rest today. So that was that was our Thursday.

SPEAKER_05 36:38

All right oh I think now's the terrific time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And then when we get back we'll tell you about one more little adventure we went on and then what actually happened at the church sanctuary the sanctuary church probably just say the sanctuary babe all right when we get back okay right back guys Lacey if you're gonna be a swinger yeah you need to be a responsible swinger. I agree uh and part of being a responsible swinger is getting tested on a regular basis.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:21

Now something I didn't know is not all STI STD testing is the same.

SPEAKER_00 37:27

That is correct.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

Not every family doctor fully understands how you should be getting tested.

SPEAKER_00 37:32

That is correct what one doctor thinks is a full panel another doctor may have a completely different version of that.

SPEAKER_05 37:39

And being somebody in the lifestyle and engaging with multiple partners um what you should be getting tested for is probably if you're not telling your doctor that what you should be getting tested for is probably different than what they're thinking yes in their head.

SPEAKER_00 37:54

Yeah because they don't know your lifestyle or or even if they do know your lifestyle there's a like for instance there is a new one called MGen and we just recently met a doctor at a lifestyle party and said that she had never even heard about it. And so she was awesome that we had educated her on that. So a lot of these doctors don't they don't know it all.

SPEAKER_05 38:14

Right. So if you are going to participate in the lifestyle you probably need to get tested from people that are meant to do this. Yes. So we use I Know My Status it's the same people behind talent testing who are the it's a company that tests all the porn stars. So they're used to testing people that um engage with multiple partners they know all the latest on what STIs are you know coming up and and spreading and they they track all the stats I mean they they know how to test people for STIs. They're the experts.

SPEAKER_00 38:47

They are and if someone that you engage with you know if they have used I know my status they can actually give you a QR code and you can scan it and you can see their results right on your phone. So you can confirm everything that they're telling you.

SPEAKER_05 39:01

Yeah 100% so please if you're getting tested get tested the right way we recommend using I Know My Status you can go to theswingation.info recommended apps and products scroll down to the I Know My Status icon and you can get a discount off your first test um but please if you're being uh if you're swinging if you're engaging with people in the community please be safe about it go get tested.

SPEAKER_00 39:23

Yeah because we want you to fuck like a porn star.

SPEAKER_05 39:25

For sure Lacey one thing I don't leave home without when going to a swinger event is my ED medication.

SPEAKER_00 39:35

That is correct.

SPEAKER_05 39:36

Performance anxiety is 100% a real thing. Having sex in an orgy room with um a hundred people in there is way different than having sex at home in your bedroom. It is um so I like to have what we call a little insurance policy and have some of that ED medication in my pocket. Shameless care is who I use for that. And they actually just came out with a new product called the Shameless Duo. Yeah which convict is a combination medicine that has Viagra and Cialis in it so that one, you can be ready whenever but also it's got that dose that you can take when you're you know as you're getting ready to go to the playroom and you need that to kick in. Yeah. So I love it. I mean I used it at HEDO for the first time and that that combination pretty much switch to that haven't you? That's basically what I use all the time now. Yeah. So if you're looking for ED medication, if you're new to the lifestyle uh and you're going to an event you might want to get some and have it just handy in case you need it kind of thing.

SPEAKER_00 40:33

And the really cool thing about shameless care is they don't set you up on a recurring plan. So you're not gonna get all of this ED medication that you have in your nightstand built up. When it's time that you need more you'll get an email from them and they'll ask you hey are you ready for another round and you can respond back yes please refill it or no I'm good right now. Thank you. So it's really cool because you don't end up with all these extra pills and spend a bunch of money that you're not, you know, you don't need to spend.

SPEAKER_05 41:03

Yeah and my favorite part is you don't actually have to go into an office and talk to your family doctor or a military doctor. You can do it all right online from the privacy of your home. You just go to their website you fill out some forms the doctor reviews it approves you disapproves you and you move on from there. So if you would like to get some medication you can go to theswingation.info click on the little recommended apps and products scroll down to the shameless care icon click on that and that's going to take you over there's some discount codes there for you so you can get a discount off your first order but uh I highly recommend if you're going to some events or parties go get you some lifestyle insurance all right guys check it out Dan if someone is just recently joining the lifestyle and they don't really know where to begin what do you recommend? Well the lifestyle you know it's 2025 and people are on the internet they are and there just so happens to be lifestyle websites that are dedicated to people connecting in the lifestyle yes SDC happens to be one of our favorites over three million users you can find people in your area you can find clubs you can find parties all of it is right on SDC and you can get a huge discount by signing up with us. You can so all you got to do is if you're looking for lifestyle people in your area if you're looking for the clubs if you're looking for the parties go to thingnation.info recommended apps and products scroll down to the SDC icon will give you a free trial yeah you can check them out you can see who's in your area you can see if it's uh if it's the app for you uh all completely risk free yes so just head on over to thingnation.info and get signed up for SDC today all right welcome back welcome back thank you for listening to our sponsors lacey loves our sponsors I do uh okay when we left you we had just finished up our melting pot dinner and went to bed at eight o'clock at night like a bunch of bumps uh and that brings us to Friday yes so what did we do Friday so we're all set up the party's ready to go what what and what I mean the club doesn't open until late yeah so when that we found out we were going to Salt Lake City in Utah I was like the Mormon wives you know like just like I mean if you're a swinger and or even not a swinger you you know about the whole the the Mormon wives of Salt Lake City whatever that show is we've actually been interviewed mom talk is what they call way that they called them that was like the hashtag on TikTok if you don't know what we're talking about you can do a little research now it's Mormon Wives is the TV show yeah it was a group of couples and there was this swinging scandal and it broke on the internet and they ended up not really swinging it was more of like cheating yeah it was a hot

SPEAKER_00 44:00

Mess, but they got a reality show out of it, and I think a lot of people a lot of the main girl got was The Bachelor, and then that her show got canceled. But a lot of people thought that the Mormon Wives show was going to be like swinger adjacent or have some, you know, swingers. It ended up not being. Um, but we've actually been interviewed for Rolling Suns magazine. Um, we've, you know, we've about like what a real swingers think.

SPEAKER_05 44:22

Several people reached out to us because they wanted like what a real thing or swingers think of.

SPEAKER_00 44:27

Yeah. And honestly, like when it was all like a big thing, like you people would you we would get a lot of influx in our TikToks and our people would ask, like they called it soft swinging.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

It's not like so, then they didn't say soft swap. They so you knew if it came from that, that that they weren't using terms that yeah, people in the community, at least the circles were in, would use it. Yeah, so we could usually tell where it came from. So anyway, so when we found out we were going to Salt Lake City, and one of the girls is a hairdresser, and she has this like huge empire and all this. And I was like, Oh, I'm looking that up. And you could go and get like a blowout at her salon. Obviously, I knew that like she wouldn't be doing it, but it would just, I thought, like, if I've never been to it, this is my kind of tourist. Dan likes to go to see the Salt Lakes. I want to go get my hair washed and curled, you know. I wanted some Utah curls, so I had made myself an appointment.

SPEAKER_05 45:18

Is that a thing? Utah curls? That's what it's called. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_00 45:21

I know. So um I talked the other girls into going with me and made us an appointment on Friday, uh, so Friday morning. And so long story short, we went and got our hair washed, and um, it was a wonderful experience. So good. I'm so glad we did it. I didn't really want to get up and I was kind of like cussing myself, but it was a lot of fun. The main girl, um, Jessie, was there, which is crazy because I didn't think no way in hell we'd ever see her. She was there, she was working, she was doing hair, her boyfriend was there, her mom was there, her G Wagon was out front. It was like seeing a celebrity, you know. And I talked to her at first and I texted and I was like, Oh, I saw her. She's like, Did you tell her you're a swinger or you're a real swinger? And I was like, No, I was like embarrassed. But then uh Stacey had didn't get a picture with her, so she went up and was talking to her, and I was like, Okay, can I tell you this story? So I got to tell her the story about um Rolling Stone about Rolling Stones and all of that. She's like, I've got to tell Taylor which Taylor's the main one that was in the swinging scandal. So it was a really, really fun experience. And we were there for a couple hours. I'm glad we did it. I and my hair looked good all weekend, so it worked out.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

Y'all are besties now, right?

SPEAKER_00 46:31

Yeah, me and her.

SPEAKER_04 46:31

She's gonna come to the next party.

SPEAKER_00 46:32

Oh, yeah, sure. Okay. So uh Mandy and I Ubered there, so we didn't have to get your big truck out and stuff. Um, but Stacey and Sean actually drove us back because they were moving from Park City down to Salt Lake uh this night. They were switching, they were switching hotels. So they picked us up and we all we got to do swig, which is like a very Utah thing. So we did that, and then I brought you some back, which you didn't think you'd like it, but you really liked it.

SPEAKER_05 46:58

Actually, I don't remember what you I had some kind of Dr. Pepper coconut vanilla thing, and it was actually pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 47:04

Yeah, so that was fun. We got to do that, and then so we got back to the hotel and we picked up Dan, and um one thing that he really wanted to do was see a buffalo.

SPEAKER_05 47:15

Yeah, so I had again in searching TikTok and Instagram and looking at things to do in Salt Lake City, they said that you should go see the buffalo at Antelope Islands, so there is an island in the Salt Lakes that has wild free roaming buffalo, one of the last herds of wild free roaming buffalo in the entire country. Uh, and you could go, you know, it's like I think it's a national park or something, or uh at least a state park. You pay, you know, it's like ten dollars a car, and you can go drive around. It was super fun. Yes. And you even liked it. Lacey doesn't like outdoor things and looking at animals.

SPEAKER_00 47:50

I didn't like it. I like seeing the first buffalo, but then I was like, I'm I'm done. There was like bugs and Mandy loved it. Yeah, you and Mandy were like the adventurers. Um I mean, I I got out and took a picture of my titties, you know, with the buffalo in the background because that's what that's what we do. But um, you know, I mean it was okay. I definitely like getting my hair done better than going to swig. And you know, that's my so we drove around that.

SPEAKER_05 48:16

But I was happy that we've got a lot of people. We saw some antelope, we saw hundreds of buffalo. There was in one of the the um, I don't know, basins or whatever you call it. There's probably, I don't know, a couple two, three hundred buffalo out there. Uh, we drove around, we drove up on top of one of the like hill mountain things, and like you said, we went and walked around and took some pictures, and you could kind of see a good portion of the island there, and you could see the buffalo, and it was cool.

SPEAKER_00 48:39

No, I mean, honestly, I'm not outdoorsy, and we did a few outdoorsy things, and it made me feel good to see you do things that you like, so it was fine. I was happy that we did it. Yeah, it was a good compromise.

SPEAKER_05 48:50

Uh okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:51

So, I mean, honestly, that was it. Like, we we came back, you know. It took we left about like lunch, one o'clock, and we got back probably like four-ish. So we kind of we had to be at the club at seven, so we rested a bit and ordered us dinner, and we had dinner in the room, and it was time to get ready. This night was a little black dress, so it was super easy theme. Just throw, you know, Dan wore jeans and a button.

SPEAKER_05 49:12

You were still stressing about your outfit, I think.

SPEAKER_00 49:14

I don't think so. Oh I just brought it was pretty easy. I was stressing because I felt like I think I no, I that was the next day. I I napped. I I took a little nap because I was so tired, and you know, like when you that that sweet spot, you don't get enough sleep. I I was a little irritable.

SPEAKER_03 49:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:31

So we got to the club about seven, and honestly, it was like kind of a whirlwind from the moment we got there till it was over. We I so you opened.

SPEAKER_05 49:41

Yeah, so I DJ'd and and you know, uh this is kind of the way we have we haven't done I feel like we haven't done a club takeover in a while, but the way we do club takeovers is we don't, you know, it's not like EP where there's a DJ every hour, it's usually just one or two DJs. And so it's easier if we don't like paying for two DJs and flying, and you know, it's a lot of expense. So I typically will just open for whoever the headline DJ is. I have also realized I've kind of because of EP, I've gotten terrible at being an opener. I mean, yeah, because you know, when you open a uh a club, you can't just be throwing bangers out there. You know, people need some time to come in and talk and warm up a little bit, and so you gotta build the room, so to speak. Um, so I I I had to like stop myself, like, no, Dan, you can't play that song. Like, ease up, slow down a little, you know.

SPEAKER_00 50:29

Well, Sophie came on after you. Um, and honestly, I was very ready for you to get down because that like a lot of these we had not met. This is not like secrets that we go to a few times a year. We've never met 99% of the people at this place. So everyone really wanted to like talk to us and get to know. I mean, we heard so many people, the Doug and Wacy and the like, and so like people, I felt like I was kind of like alone, you know. Like I felt like I was it was a lot a little bit overwhelming, which I was okay with it, but I was very much ready for you to come off and you needed your safety blanket. I just need yeah, I can only do so much, you know. Like, and these people they wanted to meet you. They wanted the people were coming up while you were DJing, taking pictures with you and shaking your hand. Like they wanted to meet you, and so you finally did come off at about 10, 10:30, I think. Um, and this club closes at one, like it's not, which honestly I love, you know, uh, but there's not a whole lot for me to talk about in this night, other than it was literally like one per. Like we take a step, we talk for somebody, then we take another step, and we like there was so many people. And like I said before, they were all gorgeous. Like, I wanted to fuck 90% of them. Like they were like so attractive, so kind, so lovely.

SPEAKER_05 51:43

It was it so it was hard because like I wanted to get it felt like you were kind of doing a meet and greet all night long.

SPEAKER_00 51:49

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 51:50

But it wasn't like go out and dance and and like maybe flirt with a couple and go fuck. It was, oh hi, how are you? I'm lacey. Oh, we love you. Thanks for following your podcast. Oh, thank you. Oh, we just you know, we listen to your podcast, and that's why we were in the podcast. Which I love. It was like a short five-minute conversation, and then there's a few times when there was literally like people lining up, yeah, and then talk to you.

SPEAKER_00 52:09

And then at one point we went to like the VIP just to kind of sit, you know, changed my shoes and got a sip of my drink, and like people came into the VIP, which was fine, except for she was drunk, you know, and like Reno couple had flown out to, you know, and like I think the lady like had knocked her drink all of you know, and it was fine, but honestly, it was a really amazing night. And there was like a 15-minute break that we could have probably went and played and then not talking about.

SPEAKER_05 52:34

I remember we all kind of so at one point in time, every we were in the VIP all together, us Reno couple and uh Stacy and Sean and Mandy and Mandy. We kind of all looked like and it was like we had like 45 minutes before the club closed.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

And it's like we could maybe I felt bad because I felt like people really wanted to talk to us.

SPEAKER_05 52:53

I think you said that. You're like, well, I feel bad if we go sneak off because I I feel like there's still people that want to.

SPEAKER_00 52:57

Yeah. Well, because I don't want somebody to like because some people like live there locally, but some people came from long distance and they really wanted to talk to us and meet us. And I didn't want to be like, okay, fuck y'all, let me go fuck.

SPEAKER_03 53:07

You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:08

I just felt like that was like a little rude. And at this point, we the night was basically over. So we were just, you know. So at some point the decision was made that we just weren't, and uh I think every a lot of people were tired too. It's been a long day.

SPEAKER_05 53:21

Travel day for you know, like some couples, and yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:23

Um, and so uh we so eventually, you know, they at one o'clock, they're turning the lights on, you gotta get out. So we ended up back at our hotel about 1 30.

SPEAKER_04 53:33

Which was nice.

SPEAKER_00 53:33

Yeah, which was nice, and then um me and you fucked and then we went to bed. It was pretty, pretty uh I mean it was an amazing night, just not a whole lot of sex, but still a really good night.

SPEAKER_05 53:43

Okay. Well, take us into Saturday. We got we're you know, pushing the time here.

SPEAKER_00 53:47

Okay, so Saturday we got up and it was time I had well, I had to get up early. I had to be at the club by 8 a.m.

SPEAKER_04 53:56

For your shoot.

SPEAKER_00 53:57

For our photo shoot. Yeah, which Stacey picked us up again, so that way. I mean, it was only like a 10-minute walk, but she had a they had a rental car and I didn't want to get your truck out. So she picked us up. I we were all regretting our decision, like a hundred percent. I think I slept like four hours. Luckily, my hair still looked really good from the day we're so what time you had to be there at nine? Eight.

SPEAKER_05 54:15

Eight.

SPEAKER_00 54:16

Okay, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 54:16

And you didn't go to bed until two, so yeah, you only had six hours.

SPEAKER_00 54:19

Well, I don't think we're gonna go. Like in the room almost, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I got up like at seven, I think, to leave out or six thirty. So yeah, I slept about four hours. Um, so we were all very much regretting our decision. And I want to give a shout out to um the girl her name, or it's Curve Collection Boudoir, C-U-R-V-E collection boudoir.

SPEAKER_05 54:39

Yeah, if you're anywhere near Salt Lake, go check her out.

SPEAKER_00 54:41

She's wonderful. Um, so but once we got there and started talking to her and doing it immediately, we're like, no, this was the best decision. We were in there, we ended up being there for about three hours, and she took all of our pictures, and there's no telling how many pictures she took of us. It was uh amazing. I cannot wait to see them. If you watch my vlog, you'll see a little bit behind the scenes. We haven't got the actual pictures yet, back yet. So I'm excited to see those and share. But the the sanctuary is just such a beautiful backdrop for pictures and it doesn't take much.

SPEAKER_05 55:12

It's a it is a beautiful, one of the most beautiful clubs. It's almost like um Trappy's Diamond Club. If Trappe's Diamond Club was the whole club, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:21

Yeah. Um, so and you know, like she had like silk sheets and she had a pink sheet. Oh my god, like if you know me, that's like so me. Um, so a funny story. One that you know, there's like a BDSM, they call it the red room type of room, and she put me like where the the chains that hold the swing, she put me on that chain and then removed the swing. So it was like I was swinging on a chain, if you can use your imagination. Anyway, it was a super hot picture. I can't wait to see it. And after I got off, I was like, Oh, I bet that's gonna lose, leave some, you know, marks on my butt.

SPEAKER_05 55:56

I think you still have marks on your butt.

SPEAKER_00 55:57

She was like, Let me take a picture of it. So I because it like had like kind of kissed my skin, you had left an indention. Fast forward like a week later, I go to get my laser hair removal, and the girl's like, What happened to your butt? I was like, I don't know. I must have hit the table. I really didn't remember, and I got up and looked, and my whole ash cheeks had like bruises all the way around it from the chains. I mean, it's super hot. I was, I was, I thought it was we should have taken a picture of the bruises. I know I did. Oh, okay. Yeah, but I mean, not like a sexy picture. I took a picture in the thing. Um, but anyway, but long story short, it was such an amazing experience. She had us in and out, and because we had a meet and greet at 11. So we had to be so about 1045, we got done. She took all of she. I mean, we probably wore like six or seven outfits each of us and everything. So it was pretty good. So at a 11, we did a meet and greet at this place called the hall pass, which is oh my god, could that be made?

SPEAKER_05 56:53

Yeah, so if you don't know, hall pass is like what you give your partner if if you let them go play by themselves. Yeah. So it's like you get a hall pass, you can go play by yourself with somebody.

SPEAKER_00 57:02

This is basically like a grown-up food court.

SPEAKER_05 57:04

Yeah, it's it reminds me of the food court that we go to a lot in Nashville, which I don't remember that was. The assembly or something like that. Assembly food hall, yeah. But smaller, a little more like eclectic feeling. Uh it's right downtown in a kind of a cool part of Salt Lake. Uh, yeah, and we we probably had 70, 80, 100 people show up to the meet and greet. Uh, we took over. I mean, man, we probably filled up almost half of that food hall, just our group. Yeah. And we were the nice thing was we were about the only ones there. And I don't understand why on a Saturday morning uh or lunchtime on a Saturday, there wasn't more people in this build in that area, but it there wasn't. Yeah. But it made it nice because we've done the one in Nashville, and it's like, because we have such a big group, it's hard to all get be able to get together. We had no problem with that.

SPEAKER_00 57:48

Going at 11 was like a perfect time because that which people actually complained about that in the reviews. They thought it was too early. But the truth is that we have to be back at the club at seven. So like we left there probably at one. That gives us six hours to like rest, you know. So we needed a little time.

SPEAKER_03 58:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:04

Um, another thing, like there was this huge long table, like one of the biggest tables I've ever seen in person. So we grabbed that thinking, oh, we could all sit here. People didn't like that either because they said it was hard, like hard. If somebody was on the opposite side, which I get that I did try really hard. I got up and walked around. We went to every single table. I know you got stopped and ended up talking to the owners quite a bit, but I tried really hard to go to every single table and speak and say hello.

SPEAKER_05 58:29

And that, and I love that too, that the owners of um the sanctuary, you know, and and all their people came.

SPEAKER_00 58:35

That's the first time I think an owner.

SPEAKER_05 58:37

That's never happened before. And that that says something about them and the community.

SPEAKER_00 58:41

And I made like some Salt Lake City merch and they showed up in it. It made me feel good. It was really, it was really nice. And I thought it was honestly, I genuinely enjoyed the meet and greet. I love talking to people and getting to know them, and it was nice. So I'm glad we did that. And we we really do that so that way, you know, if you're newer and a club setting makes you nervous, this is just an opportunity.

SPEAKER_05 59:04

But you don't have the loud music, you don't have the where you're, you know, the pressure of trying to be in some kind of sexy outfit. It's you know, you're in normal vanilla clothes in a vanilla place and you're just chatting and getting to know people.

SPEAKER_00 59:15

But you have to like make an effort, you have to talk to people, you have to like kind of push yourself out there.

SPEAKER_05 59:20

You know, we kind of give you, we kind of facilitate it, but then it's up to you to sort of like Yeah, and I've heard people say, like, oh, you should play games, but that's hard to do in a public.

SPEAKER_00 59:28

Yeah, you can't, yeah, you can't. Um okay, so after that, uh we um we so one of our somebody in our group needed to go get a shirt for Glow Dot. They didn't bring the appropriate stuff. But we had kept hearing about this rave store. So they wanted to go, so I talked Dan into taking us. So we ended up going to this rave store called Econo. It's I C O N O C L A D. The coolest store ever. It I mean, if you're in, I don't know if they have them in other places, but highly recommend it.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:00

Yeah, it's a rave store, and it's also like uh what do you call it when you could take your clothes and sell it?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:07

They had a lot of really, really if you like need a theme outfit, that's where you need to go.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:11

Very ravey theme.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:12

I wish we had more time, or I could like I tried to like think of the next five things we're doing and try to get some stuff, but I got I got glow stuff because there's a glow party at everything. So I got you and I both some glow stuff. Um, and after that, we we went back to our room. I ended up napping. This is the day that I napped because I, you know, I had gotten four hours of sleep, and so I was I was pretty exhausted and I think I woke up a little crabby. But we we we survived.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:40

We survived, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:41

So um this night again, we did glow for Saturday night, and honestly, I kept my attire pretty like traditional club, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:00:50

Because this was such a nice space, it it seemed like the kind of place where you like you know you don't ray wear booty shorts, yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:59

It didn't give like booty short rave, like bodysuit vibes to me. It gave like dress, you know. So I I dress you and I kind of like a traditional swinger club, you know, with that was having a glow night. Uh well, and and honestly, the vibe of Friday night was very much like that. Very like I don't want to use the word old school because that's not appropriate. Cocktail party, kind of cocktail nicer, you know, a little bit more buttoned up type situation. So I really felt like going into Saturday night that that was like okay, we we nailed this. Yeah, we nailed it. Um we got there Saturday about seven, and everybody showed up to fucking party. Like they were it was like a completely different club. Like they were completely decked out in glow.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:43

I mean, like it was like they had been waiting for fishnets and mesh and paints and stickers and I mean they killed it.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:51

Yeah, it was it was like a whole group, a new group of people had came in. And honestly, it was a lot of the same people. We probably had double the attendance that we had Saturday. Easily, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:01

There was over 600 people there on Saturday.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:03

Yeah. Um, but Saturday was I mean, it it was amazing. You you DJ'd, you opened again, and then I I taught Sophie, I was like, Sophie, do not let Dan stay up there. I need his help. I need it. So she, you know, she was 10, I think. She had said, Y'all are fucking tonight.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:20

Or I'm taking your swinger card or something like that away. And I was like, okay, okay. So um, yeah, I mean, it was it was a great party.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:28

I mean, it was a vibe. I mean, that dance floor, you know, so the dance floor you kind of had to like go around a corner, and you know, there was like this big kind of hall, like hall, uh, you know, like dance hall, I guess. Uh the party was wrapped around the corner into the club with people dancing the entire night. Yeah, like the entire I think from the time people got there until we kicked Zill they kicked them out, yeah, the dance floor was going.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:51

And the vibe was very different where the night before was very like meet and greet type vibe. This was like party. So like I danced a bunch, you know, and I was able to talk to people and stuff while I danced, and a lot of people came up and spoke, and um, but definitely much more of like a party party.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:07

Good energy. Yeah, I like that you know, when you play, I played, you know, some songs that people wouldn't know the words to, and they're all singing and jumping, and like that's just like that's the kind of energy you want.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:16

So happy. Like there was this one girl that she came in kind of early, and I watched her, and it was I swear it's like her first night out, you know, in like a year, and she just was like, like she just looked like she was having so much fucking fun, you know, like not a care in the world, just like dancing and laughing with her friends, and it was like, I don't know, it was such like an enjoyable thing to watch.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:34

Yeah, and it's like what we always say. I think if you came out and you all that you experienced was that part of it, yeah, and you never went to the fourth floor, you never got you know undressed, that would be a funny.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:46

Oh, for sure. It's like a grown-up party. Over 30.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:48

Yeah, it doesn't get much better, right? So that's it again, it I think it's one of those mis uh underrepresented parts of the lifestyle, um, that just the energy and the just going out and having a good time with your friends in a free and open-minded way.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:02

No, I totally agree. So um, yeah, I mean, we partied, and then about midnight, you were like, Are we fucking? And I was kind of on the fence, to be honest with you. There was a lot of people there that I didn't know, and a lot of people in the R VIP area that I didn't know, which is fine. We kind of opened it for people. So I'm not bitching about that. They were more than welcome, but I knew we would probably be fucking in there, and I just I wasn't really sure. I was, I think I was a little bit uh apprehensive, apprehensive. I didn't know if everybody, I was thinking too, I was I was thinking too much about it. You know, I didn't know if everybody's was vibing. I didn't I didn't know, so I just kind of felt like a little off. I was also pretty fucking sober. So, but at some point we did go in there and we had a second floor VIP, but it was like one of the biggest rooms.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:51

Yeah, uh, and so we went back down there. There was a dozen people, yeah, or so. Like you said, it half of it was our friend group and half of it was uh people we didn't didn't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:01

But everyone was very respectful of each other. Um, Sean and Stacey had came to me earlier in the night and they had met, which we all had met, this super sweet, very new couple to the lifestyle.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:12

We had met them the night before, and that was their first time ever attending anything ever.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:16

And I had taken them like on a tour of the loft, and so they got to see some of the spicy stuff happening. And I guess they had Sace and Sean and them had really hit it off, and they Sace wanted to invite them to come back, and you know, they we knew they weren't gonna full swap, but right she wanted to let them be a part of a fun experience and asked me if it was okay, and I was like, absolutely. Honestly, their energy was like amazing. I loved watching them like get to have some of their first experience. So honestly, it was like a treat for me, anyway, to like kind of see somebody see the lifestyle for the first time, and such a positive experience. So they came. Um, and then there was another girl from Wi Fi that was there. You've probably seen some of The pictures on social media. Her and her husband were in there. And then there was a couple of other couples and people in the Reno couple.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:06

Amy Amy from Wifey. So we had three wifey girls in our RG that night. Yeah. She's pretty.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:11

Well, Amy was more of like an assistant.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:13

She wasn't yeah, her her uh husband wasn't there, so she she just kind of watched.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:18

Yeah, she was like the lube girl, the condom girl, you know, she was fan. She it was actually really sweet. Um, so yeah, so I actually didn't fuck anybody but you. You were a big ol' hoe though.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:30

I I did not fuck the new girl.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:34

No, nobody fucked me.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:35

And I didn't obviously didn't have sex with Amy because she wasn't. And Mandy, yeah. And I didn't have sex with Mandy because she works for us. But I think I had sex with everybody else.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:43

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:44

You had like you did DP.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:46

I did DP, D V P and DP with Reno couple.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:51

And then D V P.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:55

I didn't do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:56

With Stacey?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:57

No, it wasn't me. That was uh that was Reno and her husband, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:00

Um, yeah, so I mean it was it was it was very hot. Um and I was totally okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:06

What's that the other that what's her I don't want to say her name name, but what's the the other wifey girl's name? Her what's her what's her example?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:11

I I can't remember off the top of my head. Yeah. Um but her and her husband have a dynamic where she just plays and he watches.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:19

So uh yeah, and this is actually part w worth noting. So it's kind of things were starting to wrap up, and you're like, I have to go pee. So you got up and you had left. And and shortly thereafter, she she came over to me. Uh see if you can find her name. It should be tagged in their picture. So then she came over to me and she was like, Hey, she called him daddy, which is her husband. She's like, Daddy, really, you know, I think they had seen me fucking some of these other girls, and she's like, He would really like to see you fuck me. She's like, Will you do that? And I was like, I would love to do that, yeah, but can we just wait a few minutes for Lacey to come back? Yeah. Because I just want to check in with Lacey and make sure it's okay. Yeah, and the funny thing is, I said that to her, and she was like, No, totally, I totally get that. She's like, I didn't mean to ask when she wasn't here, and I was like, No, no, I get it. You know, no problem. I said, I just want to make sure. And the the new couple was like, Oh my god, I love you guys.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:09

The husband was very, he was like, Because when I walked in, you asked me, and I was like, Yeah, that's okay. I mean, because she was really hot, and I would love to watch you fuck her too. And like he was like, That is this is what it's about, right here.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:20

You know, the fact that I will say, even before we started, we all stopped and said, Hey, use condoms, make for you sure you switch condoms. Hey, this, you know, Amy's not playing because her husband's not here. Hey, this couple is new, they are soft swap only, they're kind of here with this couple, but just you know, you they might explore more, but just make sure you talk and you ask. Like we had a whole con. It's like if you were gonna do it the right way, and I think because the new couple was there, and and there were so many different people that we don't aren't used to playing, you know, when it's a group of our friends, I think we take some of that for granted. We just like, oh, we know all these people just go. Yeah, you know what I mean. But I think because there was a new couple in there, there was a bunch of people that we hadn't been around or played with or you know, didn't know how what if they understood, like, hey, this is what you know, yeah. And so we had a really good conversation before, and I felt like as things were happening, people were talking and they were asking, and they were asking for like her asking if it was okay. Instead of her, she could have just came over and started sucking my dick, right? Yeah, but instead of that, she came up and she was like, Hey, I you know, I'd really like to do this. Is that okay? And uh so all that I thought went really, really well.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:21

Her name is Santa LaRosa, S-A-N-T-A dot L-A-R-O-S-A. She's tagged us some of her stuff if you want to see her.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:29

We need to make a video together, me and her.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:31

Well, you must oh my god, you must have won her over because she texted me the next day and was like, um, and I know she doesn't play with girls, and so uh, or at least I've that was what I heard. I don't know if that's true. I shouldn't actually speak on that. I don't know. She may. Um, me and her didn't have that conversation, but she texts and was like, Hey, if you're ever here again, let's do that again. I was like, I don't blame you, girl. I get it. Um, so yeah, so no, it was pretty good. And honestly, by the time we wrapped it up, it it was like time to roast.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:00

It was time to go.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:01

We ended up staying a little later this night. We stayed till about 2 30 because like the owners wanted to do a 360 camera with us, and uh, you know, we we were just saying bye.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:11

Well, it took that long just to kind of we we kind of wait for the club to care clear out, make sure we don't just like run out the doors. If they need help, you know, picking out taking out trash, you know. We're kind of here there to try to do as much as we can. And so um, yeah, we stayed around for a while and talked, and that was great. Such a nice the owners of this club are some of the nicest. Um all the staff was super nice. I mean, just unbelievable and incredible experience.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:37

I can't I can't say anything bad. And we've been into a lot of clubs, we've been into a lot of clubs with the lights on and seen what we needed to see. And I'm just gonna be honest, this was by far the nicest club I've ever been a part of. I mean, definitely Trappies, definitely Tempted are up there, and Colette, too, those are all really good ones, but and probably because this one is so brand new that you know it's not been around for 20 years, you know, everything is just it's recently renovated, so fresh, it's just hard to compare that to some something that's been around for a long time. But I, if you are anywhere near the Salt Lake City area and can go to that club, I highly recommend it.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:14

Agreed.

unknown 1:11:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:16

So um, do we have enough time to kind of walk through us getting home?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:19

Yeah, let's talk about it real quick. So, you know, obviously we end at two o'clock in the morning, we get up in the we go to bed, we get up in the morning, we have to come in, now we have to break it all down. Honestly, that went pretty well. I think it only took us a couple hours. Yeah. And, you know, figuring there were elevators and all that. We've gotten much better at the flow. Uh, I like that we got to wait till the next morning. And you there there are some clubs where we we have to be out of there uh Saturday night. Uh so the fact that we could get up and go back in there Sunday and kind of take our time, you know, sober, clear-minded, you know, after some rest and break everything down was great. Uh, and then it was hop in the truck and head for home.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:55

And shout out to Stacey and Sean and Mandy, who came all you know, all came back and held us. I mean, we couldn't have done it without you. Um, so on the way back, several people had told us we needed to take the Colorado route. It's a little bit longer, but it's totally worth it.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:09

Yeah, so as we were talking in the club to all these couples and coming up to us, they're like, Oh, well, how was your drive? You know, because they had seen your TikToks and stuff, and we're like, oh, it was good, but it was kind of boring. Like we didn't get to see anything cool. And they're like, Oh, well, you gotta take the southern route. Like, don't go the northern route through Wyoming and Kansas, go the southern route through uh Utah, Colorado, Arkansas, Texas.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:35

Yeah, New Mexico was in there.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:36

Yeah, yeah. So we're like, okay. So I looked at that on the map and it like took you right by Moa.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:41

We added like two hours. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:43

So we went from 26 hours now to 28 hours.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:46

No, I think it was from 25 to 27 hours. Yeah. Yeah. So it was it was a little bit more. Um, but we were just like, okay, you know, at this point, you know, this is Sunday. I was like, is in my mind, I'm like, we're gonna be home Tuesday, which we were. We ended up getting home Tuesday, and I was okay with it. And so the first night, um, we ended up staying in Trinidad, Colorado, in the cutest hotel. Dan found it. I have to give you props.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:12

What a cute um city. Yeah, it was so cute. Such a nice area.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:16

I would have loved to have spent like a day there. Um, and uh, we had driven about 10 hours on Sunday, and then we got up Monday, and we had about seven we had about 17 hours left to go on Monday. And honestly, Monday is probably the only day that we had a hard time. Uh towards the end of the night, we we couldn't find diesel. We had stopped and got Taco Bell, and I I was trying to be like sweet today, and you know, I'm like, because he's driving, so I'm like, got a napkin, got his crunch wrap supreme, his talk, I've got it all laid out, and he he couldn't find diesel. And you know, we're pulling his trailer and it's like 11, 12 o'clock at night, and he's frustrated. And instead of saying, Hey babe, we look up Diesel, he was just mad at me for not looking up Diesel, I guess. Anyway, so he's he said something and it pissed me off. And I went, I grabbed the taco to throw it back in the bag. And when I did, I hit the taco and it literally like exploded, it exploded like a bomb. Yeah, there was literal like lettuce and beef and shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:17

So this is the day though, before all the taco explosion, we drove through the Rocky Mountains, right? Yeah, and I will say if you've never driven through the Rocky Mountains, it was so beautiful. I mean, so beautiful. I mean, there's nothing, yeah, but there was like state park after state park and river and stream and it was beautiful. I mean, we went up, there was snow. We were uh we saw elk, we saw um mountain goats, we saw uh I wish the only thing when when we actually went like to the peak and down, it had already gotten dark. Yeah, if it had I wish it had been daylight. Um and what I was really impressed by is how long were we driving across the Rockies? It felt like we were driving across the Rocky Mountains all day. I felt like we were in the mountains all day long.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:59

I think it well, it was probably like a good 10 hours, honestly.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:02

And so like when when we were driving through all that, I'm thinking, people cross this with horses and buggies. Yeah, like how in the hell would you ever have gotten a horse in a wagon? You know, like the Oregon trail gun and stuff. Like, how did they how did they get through here? Like, how the hell did they do this?

SPEAKER_00 1:15:20

But they did, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:21

So, anyway, the whole beautiful, great day, but we definitely pushed it. And at the end of the day, we're trying to eat and we got a little snippy with each other.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:28

We had a Taco Bell disaster. Then we opened, then we we stopped, we went to three different hotels before we could finally find one that had a sold out, which honestly was a blessing because the last hotel was by far the best.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:40

The nicest of the three, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:41

Um, and then when we opened, you know, we had made up over the Taco Bell disaster, and we opened the door, and a whole 12-pack of Dr. Peppers come flying out of the back of the truck, hit the gravel, exploded, explode. Now there's Dr. Pepper over all of us. Off there's Dr. Pepper all over the truck.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:58

It's in the it's still there's still Dr. Pepper right now. And there's still Taco Bell in the truck and on my leather seats.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:02

Yep, still today.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:03

Um, but we we There's probably still Taco Bell cheese in the front seat.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:06

Oh, for sure. We ended up finding a hotel in Arkansas stay in the night, and then Tuesday morning we got back on the road. Um, it took us about six and a half hours. We got home about seven o'clock at night.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:19

And Northern Texas was all the oil fields and stuff. It felt like you were driving through an old western movie. Several of those towns have like, I guess the oil has slowed down or stopped in them, so they almost feel like abandoned.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:33

Uh there was a bunch of the what uh tumbleweeds coming across the road.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:38

I couldn't, I couldn't believe how dry. And I don't like humidity either.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:43

So like I We stopped to got gas one time in what was it, Oklahoma.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:47

And it was like 30 mile an hour winds in a dust storm.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:51

Just literally, we had every season. Like at one point it was 102, and another time it was 48. Like, we saw snow.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:56

Like coming up over the Rocky Mountains, there's snow on the ground and it was 48 degrees. The next day we're driving through Texas and it's 103 degrees.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:03

Yeah. And it at one time when we were in Salt Lake, we saw like a wind storm, like almost like a tornado. Like, what are those called?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:10

I mean, a water spout or whatever. But it was wind. But wind, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:14

But we literally saw every single like we just didn't get in a tornado. That's the only thing. Um, but I mean it was quite the journey. I was very proud of us because we didn't kill each other. I think a lot of people thought we would. I I think I kind of like mentally prepared myself for it. Um, but we did, we did good. And honestly, I on the way to the sanctuary, I was like, what the fuck are we doing? Why why are we doing this? Um, but after I was very glad that we did it.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:43

Uh I could do that once a year.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:45

Yeah, I could.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:45

I couldn't do it twice a year. No. I could do it once a year.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:48

But I think I would fly there. I mean, can we get a roadie, please?

SPEAKER_05 1:17:52

She better be cute and give blowjobs.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:54

No, not she's we're flying, she's driving, babe.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:57

Oh, oh, we're gonna fly together. I thought you were saying you were gonna fly and I was gonna drive with a roadie.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:02

No, the roadie drives the baby. Oh, good good luck there.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:06

I was like, if you're gonna fly and fly and leave me to drive and find me some random partner, she better be cute.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:11

It was not a it was never gonna be a girl. It's usually Oh, it would be. It would be, but it was a really good time.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:18

Not spending three days on the road with a dude.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:20

Oh, you never were sharing a hotel room. Okay, so it was honestly a very lovely experience. Everyone was so kind. I mean, the only, but if I had a regret is that we did not have the opportunity to make connections with any of the couples and like have uh yeah. I want you know, they were so fucking hot.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:38

If you know, you know, if you listen to our podcast for a while, you know I have an 80% rule, which means like I'll fuck usually I say in any given party or event, or 80% of the women in the room I would probably would like to have sex with. It was probably a 90-95% rule at this place at this place. Then we just because we were like trying to entertain everyone, there wasn't a whole lot of time to really get to know if you attended that event, 95% of you I would have liked to have sex with and wish that could have happened. Um so huge shout out to uh the sanctuary, all their staff, uh you know, they have attendants and bartender bartenders and everybody they were all so lovely, absolutely amazing. Huge shout out to Sophie, she crushed it, killed it, uh DJing. Uh, thank you to um uh Stacy uh and Sean. Sean, you get you we wouldn't have been able to do it without you, and then of course uh Mandy, who planned the whole thing and and put it all together and uh in all of our Swimmer Society staff.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:36

It wasn't just her, but Diana helping me get the merch and all of that.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:39

So yeah, it was huge success, great event, loved it. Yes, uh now you need to go book Electric Pleasure. Me and Lacey have and a crew of people have spent days putting together staging, prepping, planning. It's been a lot. Dan might have bought off a little more than he was ready to chew with this stage. Um, but I think we got it all figured out.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:02

Yeah, so just like a little behind the scenes. Uh we leave to go to Houston in about 10 hours. Um the podcast has to also come out. We uh we've had a household full of people and they built an entire 26-foot stage or something like that in our backyard. Our neighbors probably think we're fucking crazy. Yeah. Um, and so we are kind of running off of um right, hopes and dreams or anything.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:27

But I think we're down to like less than 10 rooms left on electric pleasures. Uh, so if you're gonna be at Chattanooga, what's the dates? 13th, 13th.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:34

I think it's the 12th and 13th.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:35

12th 13th uh that weekend. Um, go to electric-pleasures.com or swingers.net and book that. Uh, so this weekend, we're actually gonna be in Houston for Splash Houston. Uh, so if you're in the Houston area and you want to come out and party with us, go check out Splash Houston. I think they still have at least, I think there was a few rooms left and day passes.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:57

Dan will be DJing and be hosting the pool party. I'm just there for vibes. I am not on the clock, not on work.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:02

So Lacey will be uh be bopping around the pool with her titties out, probably.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:06

That's the goal.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:06

Uh so come check us out. Come say hi to us at Splash Houston. Uh, and then book Electric Pleasures, swingerside.net for both Splash and Electric Pleasures.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:17

Genuinely, I'm very excited about Electric Pleasures. I feel like it's gonna be like the party of the summer. I mean, obviously, naughty is like it's whole beast, so it's hard. I I don't really want to compare it to that, but as far as like just a typical hotel takeover, I'm very excited.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:31

We've uh literally pulled out all the stops. Yeah. And then some. Yeah. Uh we've put a lot into this party, and so uh I I hope you guys come out. Uh if you're able to come to Chattanooga and come party with us, uh, swingerside.net for that. All right. I think we're over time. Anything else for the swing nation listeners, Lacey?

SPEAKER_00 1:21:51

That's it.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:52

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