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Hedo Part 3: Foam, Filming & Final Nights
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Hedo Part 3: Foam, Filming & Final Nights | Episode 260
Hedo Part 3 is here, and Lacy, Daphne, and Mike are wrapping up their unforgettable week in Jamaica! In the final chapter of their Hedo adventures, the crew picks up with one of the wildest events of the trip—the legendary foam party—and shares all the fun, chaos, and memories that came with it.
They also decide to venture beyond the Hedo bubble for a night out at The Jungle, giving them a completely different taste of Jamaican nightlife. Back at the resort the next day, it’s time to get to work… sort of. The group spends some time filming content, including an all-girl video that definitely makes for some memorable behind-the-scenes stories.
By the final night, an action-packed week is starting to catch up with everyone. It’s their friend’s birthday, and despite being completely exhausted, they do their best to rally and celebrate. But after days of nonstop parties, adventures, late nights, and very little sleep, the group finally admits defeat and calls it an early night.
From foam-covered fun and nights off-property to content creation, birthday celebrations, and the inevitable Hedo exhaustion, Lacy, Daphne, and Mike close out their Jamaica stories with plenty of laughs and one final look back at a trip they won’t soon forget.
Tune in for Hedo Part 3 and find out how this wild week finally comes to an end!
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SPEAKER_02Welcome to the Swing Nation Podcast, a podcast by swingers for swingers, where we look to educate others and push back on the negative stigmas and misconceptions associated with our lifestyle. Come with us and share our pineapple journey as we travel the globe. Interview the experts. Learn and grow together. Join the nation. And we are back for the third week in a row recapping uh the Triads Trip to Hedonism Resort. Okay, so when we left you off last week, um Daphne had just got drunk and had to be carried back to her room. Which left Lacey alone and unattended to uh for the remainder of the night. But she still didn't seal the deal. She went back to the room.
SPEAKER_00I had sealed the deal the night before. Give me credit for that. But no, this night I didn't.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because I was like a little afraid to walk. And then the playroom is like kind of tucked back. And not that Hito's like not scary, but it's also dark and I'm alone and it's after.
SPEAKER_02So how did you get from the club to your room?
SPEAKER_00I walked, but our our room was very close to the club. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Everybody else had gone to fucking you stayed. You hung out with uh the My Frisky business and party mark and that correct.
SPEAKER_00So I kind of stayed in there. And then I just skiddaddled to the room.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's pretty pretty close from there too.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's not bad. But like when I got out there and I was by myself and there was like no one around, I was like, oh, this is a little scary. Yeah, you know. But luckily it was a four.
SPEAKER_02So that brings us then to uh Thursday. Yes, which I don't know which day we're on. I guess it would be day five, six, a lot of days.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, a lot of days.
SPEAKER_02A lot of days. It was endless.
SPEAKER_00Well, because we got there on Friday, so this is Thursday, so this is like almost a week.
SPEAKER_02This would be day six.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay, so we got up. We didn't really have anything off the bat. So this was the day that we really wanted to try to get some pictures in. We had done a few. Um, we wanted to take uh like our classic Hito sign photos. Um and we went down there, but there was like the catamarans, and there was like a truck right parked right behind it, which honestly I wouldn't have minded the catamarans, but the truck, you know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so I don't know if we I guess I think we talked about this a little bit on the the catamaran trip day. Um, but the heto sign that people probably everybody has seen if you've been in the lifestyle for more than a week, uh, because they're on everybody's like SLS and STC profiles. But that HETO sign is actually like a boat dock. Yeah, the sign is painted on the side of where they dock all the boats. And like you said, they they tend to drive trucks and stuff out there. I guess they're unloading and loading stuff onto the boats or whatever they're doing. Uh so it it it it can be difficult to like find it when it's empty. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Well, and I was also like trying to not shove everything in until the last day because like historically that's kind of what happens. Like, because yes, we this was a fun trip, but we had work, we had stuff, we had, you know, all you listening wanted to see our socials and wanted to see our you know what was going on. So like we needed to make sure that like as the week was going, we were getting stuff. Which is probably this week of Hito is probably the most social posting we yeah, we've ever done because I was yeah, yeah, I was so because the boats were there, we were like, forget it, and we just walked around um the grounds, which I had never done this before. Have you, Daphne? Like, did you when y'all came before, did you take pictures around? Because I don't I don't remember ever seeing a lot of people do it, but I felt like a lot of people were doing it this time. Um, but like the like gardeny area, there were some beautiful plants and like it was a kind of a thing. So we just went over there and we were really close to the nude side, and I would have thought that like we would have had issues, but honestly, because we were like in the grass and kind of like not there's not people really gathering, it was no issue. And there was a couple of workers and they like got they like got out of our way, and I was like, No, you don't have to do that, we can shoot around. They were like, you know, a very accommodate hiding behind some trees. And then there was like a guy, the guy that we were talking about last week, the the meme guy was yelling out of his window. Daphne, did you realize that that was that guy? No, no, I didn't realize it. You remember who I'm talking about? The guy that was yelling out of his window while we were taking pictures. I do remember a guy yelling, but I don't remember what he was saying. I don't remember what he was saying. I think he was just like cheering us on, you know. Oh, okay. But that's it was him, like hooting and hollering from his That's hilarious. Yeah. Um, so I mean that was kind of it.
SPEAKER_02We just kind of walked around and took pictures and then the really the only places that Hito I think they'll get on to you if you have your phone out taking pictures is like at the nude pool. Yeah, or really like the nude beach. I think if you're on the nude beach side, especially if there's people out there naked, yeah, uh, they would probably have issues with that. But I I've seen several people take pictures like around the garden area where all the the paintings and stuff are. The the signs, yeah, yeah, and like you said, kind of the gardens and stuff like that. It seems like you could get away with it.
SPEAKER_00It was really pretty pictures, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I think as long as you're you know being mindful and there's not people.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we were there was nobody out there really. So we it was a good time. It was early, it was like before lunch. So we I didn't mention this, but we had like super sleepy in because you know Daphne had had a lovely night the night before. So I think her and I just completely missed breakfast. I mean, of course, the mic I didn't miss breakfast. Yeah, I was about to say, of course, Mike went up there. So after I think we were waiting, because I think breakfast starts at like 12 30. So I think that's we were kind of like lunch, you mean? Yeah, yeah, sorry, lunch. So we were taking pictures to kind of pass the time. So after that, we went and had our lunch for the day. And then this day was the phone party. So the phone party was two to four. So basically, after lunch, you know, we kind of chatted and then we went to the room to get ready for the phone party. Which this was this y'all's first phone party? Did y'all do it before? We did it before. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Was it was on the one of the cruises, maybe?
SPEAKER_01No, I think we did it the before, but I think it was over beside the the the club.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, the club used to have a pool, right?
SPEAKER_02No, it was so the the way they used to do the phone parties, and I actually like how they do it now over how they used to do it, but the way they used to do it is they do the foam parties at night by the club, and they have this like little blow up, it's not even a pool, it's just like a blow-up uh, what would you call it?
SPEAKER_00Like a circle, it's like a bounce house, yeah. For lack of a better word, you know.
SPEAKER_02It didn't have a floor, the floor was hard, it just had like walls. They put it in walls in like a circle, and then they just put foam into the oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because remember last time we felt like we were suffocating, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like it was going above my head, and I was like, oh so over the the last few years, what they've been doing is doing the foam party during the day, and they've been doing it down in the small, if you've been to Hito before, the small like prude pool that's just in front of the club area. Uh, there's a smaller pool. Is that where they did it this year?
SPEAKER_00We did that this year, and we actually learned like last year or the year before to there's like a hot tub type of area. It's not a hot tub, but it's like a picnic table. It's like an elevated, yeah. I guess it's just a table. It's like an elevated portion. So we've learned probably since the last time y'all went to like get up there because then you don't die in the foam because that pool goes from like shallow to like above my head, right? You know, and so and I'm not that short. So if you are at all short, you know, it's it's kind of scary. And then you have all the you have like two feet of foam above you, it's pretty, it could get a little scary. Um so so that's what we did. So we got there early, and then like all of our friends got up there on that little table and stuff, and it was a blast. I loved that, I loved it. I know, like definitely. I think I've heard you say that that was one of your favorite things of the week. Because like when we would do our daily check-in videos, that was one of the things that you said you loved. It was a blast.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I I'm I'm the type of person who I like a place to be, yeah, and not just like you know what I mean. So the fact that you had like a seat, yeah. And you yeah, we had our own little area with our friends and a little circle, and not that I don't want to talk to anybody else, but like it just made it fun because it was kind of like our space.
SPEAKER_04Do you do do you really want to talk to other people?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, always like not when we're sober and we're like just surviving, but like give us a few drinks, we want to talk to everybody, you know what I mean? Right, you know, but you're right, and it's also you know, it was the better pool. It's still not my favorite pool, but a little bit better. And because we were like kind of standing and sitting on like a ledge, you know, like our vaginas are not just floating on that water. Yes, you're not just sitting in the help of the people. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02So I mean it was almost like having a VIP booth like in the middle of the phone.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, yeah, correct. We claimed it. Yep, we we claimed it real quick. Um, and so yeah, it was it was a great time. Allie did the sweat. I got Allie to do the splits on the table, of course. Yeah. Uh it was fun. I had to leave early, which I was really, really bummed about because I was having a lot of fun. So one, I couldn't drink a lot because I knew I was actually, so I guess let me tell you why I left. We've had relationships with the HETO staff and stuff like that. But a lot of people that we've dealt with have gone, you know, and no longer there. So they had slid into, well, first of all, Dan was like, you need to reach out to them and or go talk to them and see if you can make like TikToks with the dancers and stuff like that. And I'm like, first of all, I can't fucking dance, and though they can dance, and I am not looking like an idiot. And so, and I was like, I don't want to do that, you know. I was already busting my ass. Well, of course, they slide into our DMs and they're like, Hey, will you come and let us interview you about your time here at Heto? So I was like, sure. Well, they wanted to do it like at four o'clock. Well, the pool party was or the phone party was two to four. And I was like, Well, can we do five so that way I can at least go enjoy some of it before I have to go get ready?
SPEAKER_02And yeah.
SPEAKER_00Well, in my mind, I was gonna get to enjoy a lot of it. I didn't think about the fact that I needed to get completely like camera ready. Yeah. So I ended up having to leave at like 3 30. Um, because I had to be, I think, I think I got I said four, maybe it was 4 30 because I left at 3 30 because I wanted to give myself time to like cool down and then get ready and all of that. So I couldn't really drink much. Not that that was like a major big deal, but like I just felt like every it's like Thursday of Heto.
SPEAKER_02Everybody is like turned up, they're turned up and comfortable with each other and probably being sexual and making out with strangers.
SPEAKER_00And yeah, I go to the room to get ready, and like our room is right by the club in that pool. So I could like literally hear, like I'm looking out the window. I see Allie doing, you know, dancing, twerking. I see Daphne and Mike, and I'm like, like the like the kid that their parents wouldn't let them go outside. And I'm like looking up, I'm like, be a content creator, they said it'll be fun. This sucks. But I mean, I'm super grateful. I don't want to come across as I was super grateful that Hito asked me, and I haven't seen it posted my interview yet, but um, but yeah, I so I basically got ready, I went down there, knocked the interview out in probably like 20 minutes. Cause like the pull, I think yeah, so it must have been like 4:30. Because like I text Daphne and Mike and they were at the um the flame having a snack. And so this is when Daphne got mad.
SPEAKER_04Whatever. Don't answer the way she wants.
SPEAKER_00No, she was trying to be sweet to me and text me, but she left her phone or something, right, Daphne? What was it?
SPEAKER_01Like Yeah, my phone was in the room. So she was trying to ask me if I wanted a snack.
SPEAKER_00Go ahead. I didn't interrupt you. Wait, was it that? Or yeah, you were like, Do you want French fries? And then I was like, I and I was in, I said yes, but then I put my phone down to do the interview. And then I think you were at you are having Mike asked me.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so at first we thought that we might have to go and tape you. So that was my main concern is I wanted to make sure that you didn't need us to come and do some taping for you. And so when I I was wanting him to ask that, and he just kept saying he asked, Do you do you need anything? Or or are you good? Or I don't know what he was asking, but it wasn't what I wanted him to ask. I wanted him to say, Do you need us to come and tape for you? Yes.
SPEAKER_00What she means is like when they asked me to do the interview, I didn't know if that meant they wanted me to post it, if that meant they so but once so I kind of told Daphne, I'm like, hey, I might need you. Right. So but once I got up there and I realized they had a full like film situation. So I knew I didn't know.
SPEAKER_02You said they have they had like good cameras and bikes.
SPEAKER_00So I'm like, I'm good, I'm I don't need y'all, I'm fine. But then they're like, okay, great. Do you but I don't think she fully they fully understood that. And I've sat my phone down to do the interview, you know, and I didn't pick it up. So by the time I got to the flame, they were they were in a little bit of a tiff. But I think me being there made them make up real quick.
SPEAKER_01Well, I said to him, I was like, so I I was wanting him to text why I wanted him to text. And so I was like, I'll just not leave my phone again because obviously, you know, he was like, good idea. Don't, you know, don't don't ask me to text anything again. And so we're going back and forth. And I said, Don't you make her feel some kind of way when she comes and sits down?
SPEAKER_04Well, I'm just sitting there, yeah. Mike's making the the big deal about it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and Mike is just like, okay, we had all been together for like seven, eight. Like, yeah, it's gonna happen. This is real couple, real friendship stuff.
SPEAKER_02People have miscommunications, it's just I hate it when I text the wrong way and Lacey gets mad at me.
SPEAKER_01It's more so I so but by the time Lacey got there, you know, me and Mike were talking, but then um Lacey came in and she she did. She was the buffered. So I just said, Well, me and Mike were just fighting. So and so that kind of relieved it a little bit. And then I was like, this is ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03Why don't you say you apologize?
SPEAKER_01I apologize for being so demanding about that. So people were just worried about your friends.
SPEAKER_04I'm just a simple guy living a simple life with a couple of hoes.
SPEAKER_00It's a hard life, Mike. It's a hard life, so yeah. So yeah, so I can never be Polly.
SPEAKER_02Like I'm dealing with one of your crazies trying to deal with two of your crazies at the same time. No, it could never happen.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so we have chicken fingers and french fries, which was honestly one of my favorite things that we had. That chicken fingers and french fries was pretty damn good. Yeah, the flame. Yeah, um, so we had that, and then Daphne and Mike, because they had partied the whole time at the nude pool. They were like at the phone party, they were like, We're gonna go later. I was like, Well, I feel like I need to go. Like, because on our we have a schedule and Topolis whole hosts parties, I really felt I should be at every single one. I missed one because of a rain delay and because I got sunburned and I was just I was just dead. I'd have no other excuse. So I really tried. So I was like, okay, I'm going. So I didn't have my bathing suit on or anything. I just had a romper on. And so I was like, I'm just gonna go like this because I'll I'm just gonna I don't need a bathing suit. You know, so I was like, I'm just gonna stay like an hour or so. So I went and everybody was like so proud of me for like showing up.
SPEAKER_02Having your chaperones?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they were like, Hey, you did it, you came. And I was like, so I think they thought that like after I did that, I mean, and truly, I was like basically ready for the night. So I mean, like right.
SPEAKER_02So you're like, if I go get back in the pool, now I'm gonna have to do my hair and back.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I had to really make myself, but I did. Um, but yeah, I went back in the pool, hung out. I didn't get listen, I started to break a trend, I didn't get ship face. This was the day I came home with a butt plug. So if you don't know, because Daphne really judged me. So Party Mark somehow gets all of these butt plugs. It's like a thing. Every time we're at an event, he's like, I've got 50 pounds of butt plugs, or I've got 75 butt plugs, you know, in real life. So what he does is he has the girls like literally get on all four doggy style, and then you somebody puts a butt plug in.
SPEAKER_02So it's like if you want a free butt plug, you just have to get on stage and and put it in and then it shows. You keep it, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, and like usually it's a hot girl putting it in or something, you know. Listen, I'm I'm I like a butt plug, I'm all for it, but like what if that shit goes bad? You know, like literally, I mean, literally, you know, shit can hate it. It's like I mean, your ass is like on display, you know. Like, what if it doesn't fit and it shoots out and hits somebody? Or what if you shit, you know? I don't yeah, I I just feel like it that shit would happen to me and people would talk about me on the internet. I just knew it. So I've always refused to do it. So when I came back from the pool, I had like a t-shirt and a butt plug, and Daphne was like, What did you do to get that? I was like, Oh my god, did you get on all fours? I did not. Mark just gave it to me. Um, but she was funny because she was judging me, which I mean, we are low-key also judging people when they do it, but also like, good for you, babe, you know, like judging, but also like more power to you. I am too much of a stick in the mud to worry that I'm gonna shit on an audience. That's just me.
SPEAKER_01But more than that, I'm like, I can't imagine being the girl inserting them.
SPEAKER_00Well, I think they want to, and risking that.
SPEAKER_01Could you imagine risking that? Yeah, there's some.
SPEAKER_04It's not like you're in the line of fire, they're standing to the side.
SPEAKER_01Some of us have to dig in, they are pretty good.
SPEAKER_00But but the but the pool was good. I had a good time. Um, I stayed about an hour and then came back, and we rest. I mean, I think I rested for a bit and we got ready. Um, so this was casino night. And um, okay, so we as a group well, Cardi Mark had messaged us prior to going and was like, How do you feel about going to the jungle? Which the jungle is a Jamaican nightclub, not lifestyle, not associated with heto at all. You're literally going off property, and it's like a road trip, an excursion, if you will. So Mark had asked us, Dan and I, how we thought, you know, what we thought about it. I said, you know, I'm really open to it. If if you want to go, I'll go. I think it's fun.
SPEAKER_02Honestly, I don't mind the jungle. So we've done it two ways. We always do the catamaran through the the through the cliffs, and we've done either the jungle or usually or sometimes they also will take a bus trip up to Rick's Cafe. I actually, if I if you had to give me a choice of one or the other, I would probably choose Rick's Cafe, bus trip.
SPEAKER_00Alternating them, maybe because um I I mean you I it's just so you know, the jungle's fun, but like it's kind of the same every year. My main complaint about the jungle is it was very hot. Rick's Cafe is also, we've been there and it's been brutal. So it just sort of depends, yeah.
SPEAKER_02But I do like the idea of like one uh off, I guess authentic is the way to say it. Like oneisty Jamaica trip thing to kind of do, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, I agree. I think it's fun to kind of get off the property a little bit. Um but not too much. Let's not get crazy. So, anyway, so this night we were going to the jungle. We had uh decided as a group, and basically we pay $25 as a couple, and you take a bus that gets you into the jungle and all of that. So we had decided that. Well, we basically kind of like skipped the night portion. But I knew that like we I had me and Daphne had really cute theme outfits that we want, you know, that we needed to make tick thoughts in. We needed to have the pictures. So basically, her and I put our outfits on, which Daphne's was very cute, one of my favorite outfits she wore all week. So we literally put it on, went and ate, went and took pictures, took it off, and then went took it off. Yeah. We had when we just did the buffet, so basically we left at like 9 45, 10 o'clock, and then we were back a little around.
SPEAKER_02Which honestly, that's not probably that much different than most nights. I I don't feel like the theme outfits last past.
SPEAKER_00We used to wear them to like dance and hang out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00You know, yeah. So basically we had the buffet, we took our pictures, all that, and then her and I ran to the room and just threw like we wore shorts and like a tank top or t shirt. We loaded up and went to the jungle. So I've been to the jungle, Daphne and Mike. I want y'all's perspective. Do you mind sharing that?
SPEAKER_01I thought the jungle was a blast. I mean, I would do minus the heat. Minus the yes, the heat was crazy. Yeah. Um, but I thought it was a blast. And then towards, of course, the end of our experience, about three hot freaking young guys walk in that were just my type, all just fine looking men coming walking in. And I was like, dang, and I'm up here looking like an old hag with my hair just I had beef.
SPEAKER_00After two hours of dancing, yeah, I do not know what the temperature was or the humidity, but that's about as hot as I could have ever experienced. Like, yeah, it was hot. It was pretty bad. Um, yeah, by the end of it, we looked like Jerome Rants. Yeah, it was pretty bad.
SPEAKER_01If I felt cute, I would have sewn all over there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they're American. Oh, they're American. They look like Americans.
SPEAKER_00They looked like college guys, yeah. And they walked in and Daphne's jaw hit the floor.
SPEAKER_04She's all getting feral and shit.
SPEAKER_02What about the other swingers? Did anybody give them attention?
SPEAKER_01No, no, not. Um, Stacy, state, uh, can I say that? Yeah, you can say Stacy. Okay. Stacy knew that I was like, Oh my gosh, look at that guy. And at one point towards the end, where I was looking like a wet rat, um, she had gone off and she goes, Come dance with us. And I bolted. I was like, but they were about to, she she said they were about to come dance with us. So I'm like, gumming. I wish they had come in at the beginning. At the beginning, I would have been okay. But you know, an hour in, I was just like, I yeah, I can't be bumping and grinding on some guy when I'm like, you know, so did you have uh some drinks there?
SPEAKER_00We did have drinks.
SPEAKER_02How were they?
SPEAKER_00They were I thought they were really good.
SPEAKER_02Better than the ones at Edo.
SPEAKER_00I think they were better. I mean, they were this big, but did you drink the Mike?
SPEAKER_02Did you have the Viagra beer?
SPEAKER_00No, I I meant to mention that. So so last year, last year Party Mark brought around this alcohol that like makes you does it make you fuck?
SPEAKER_02It makes you horny or makes you horny or something.
SPEAKER_00And we all had a sip of it. It reminded me of like Robotus and meat is like Keger Master. It was nice.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no, we didn't get that this time.
SPEAKER_00I can't remember what the name of it is.
SPEAKER_04I can't remember either.
SPEAKER_00Mike, what did you think about it?
SPEAKER_04I had a blast. I mean, I was okay with the heat, it was hot, but I was okay with it. I was just, you know, it was good to like hang with the locals and you know, our group, and you know, it wasn't a you know, just people having fun and you know, meeting meeting the locals, selling their herb.
SPEAKER_00And yeah, that's definitely one thing. If you go to the juggle, they have like their whole like weed set up, like it's like legit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I wouldn't even call it a dispensary. It's a what do you call like they're called what Rastafarians or something? And like it's a dude sitting at a table who's and he's got like live plants and like everything you could possibly think of.
SPEAKER_04Um, right there edibles and smokables and vapables, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It's it's a pretty neat experience. One one thing that I did notice is we were leaving, they had some pretty high dollar cars pulling up in there, really. I was like, what is going on? Remember, like at the end, there was like Mercedes.
SPEAKER_00I don't remember that, but yeah, yeah. I was like, Whoa, a few things that I did know. So Juan Deepa and Allie were there, they hated it. They were like, This is too, she's too bougie for this is way too fucking hot or not. So they kind of sat, they sat at a table, you know, and just kind of hung out. Well, apparently that's where all the the escorts hang out back there. Because somebody asked her, not not an escort, somebody was like, Why are you hanging out here with all the the prostitutes? And so they were like, What? Like, apparently that's where they go and hang out back there, and then people the like, I guess the I don't know if it's the locals or the I don't know. They go back there and they know that's where they are. I know I had no idea. So another thing that was different uh this time was Harry, the owner of Heto, got a like a B a VIP table and like bottle service and came and showed up, which normally Harry's always around.
SPEAKER_02Yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_00He's definitely around at HETO, he's around a lot of lifestyle things. Like, we usually don't pay him any money because we know people are probably like always wanting something from him. But Mark was like, No, y'all. Basically, he grabbed me and Daphne and was like, come with me. So we went and we were in his like VIP. We took a picture, Daphne and I took a picture with him. It turned out terrible, which we were like we look like drowned rats anyway, so maybe it was a blessing.
SPEAKER_02It was horrible, yeah. You've taken pictures with Harry, I think, three or four times. I don't think we've ever got a single good picture of you with Harry. It's funny as well.
SPEAKER_04It was just so dark in there, it just took so long to like expose, focus.
SPEAKER_00But we did get a free drink because he was like, Do y'all want to drink? We're like, Sure, okay. So we got a drink. We just kind of stood in there for a while and yeah, danced. He came in as like literally the time we were leaving. So I think he should have came in a little bit earlier.
SPEAKER_04So yeah, probably 30 minutes before we were leaving.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so that kind of stuck, but it he was nice, yeah.
SPEAKER_02He sent me a Snapchat. We're like, We're partying in Harry's VIP. And I was like, What the fuck is going on?
SPEAKER_00I know, I know. Um, and when he took a picture with us, what did he say, Daphne?
SPEAKER_01He's like, Oh, I like this, or well, someone said something about having uh how's your night, or I can't all I remember him saying is well, it just got a lot better when he put his arms around. How old do you think he is?
SPEAKER_00Did we look it up, Mike?
SPEAKER_02Right? Yeah, he's gotta be pushing 80 or in his 80s, young 80s.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, he's living a good life.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we've ran into him, we've ran into him several times, and he's always seems like he has a bunch of young women around him.
SPEAKER_00The girl that was he had two this time, and the one girl, I feel like I've seen her a few times now. So and the other girl wasn't super young this time. I mean, they're all legal, let's just put that out. They're all over 21. Yeah. Compared to an 80-year-old, right? Like a 30-year-old seems like so. We came, so when we left, the plan was to go in, get ready, and go straight to the playroom. Because we knew that this was our our last official like because this is this is now what night we're on. Thursday, right?
SPEAKER_02But Friday night, you basically you're getting up Saturday to leave. So, you know, if you're gonna go hard, Thursday night is kind of the last night you can really go all out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So which was actually smart, but also we were like our clothes, you could like my shirt was still looking wet the next morning.
SPEAKER_02Well, I can only imagine from you know experience of herding cats like this. I bet leaving the the jungle, everybody's probably like, yeah, let's go fuck with that. What is it, 20-minute bus ride or whatever?
SPEAKER_00It's probably we all we probably when people start trying to think of back and the assignment that all we all understood it. But we were so hot that when we got to the um the keto, we all went to the pool and I dropped we like a lot of us dropped our clothes and just jumped in the oh yeah, the prude pool. Yeah, because we were that hot, like it it was it was unlike like I need to get my core temperature down. Yes, yes, so we did that, and then we went to the room, and I think we said like one or something. So, you know, we had like 30 minutes, so like I I showered and did all the things and then we headed to the playroom.
SPEAKER_02Nice, yes, so the whole whole group went. So how many coup don't have to say names, but how many couples do you think were in there?
SPEAKER_00A lot because at this point, this is when we start this when we started making friends with people that we you know, like that that weren't part of the friend group already. Like, I don't really remember the pilot. The pilot. I got my eyes on the pilot. He's coming to secrets. I know we've talked about he's been the only one that we've really talked about. Hey, bless his heart. He's probably gonna have all kinds of girls trying to figure out who the pilot is.
SPEAKER_02Secrets, yeah.
SPEAKER_00It won't take long. Wait until he takes his wife down. And his wife is beautiful, yes, they're a very equally attractive couple, yes.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, so what six, seven, eight, ten, what? No idea. Six, seven. Yeah, six, seven.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I was probably the seventh. Yeah, I was the same. I was the uh but yeah, we took over that that middle bed and it was fun. So I played for the second time without you. I fucked two people, Mike being one of them this time. Daphne was very much huh?
SPEAKER_01I don't think Mike was gonna let you get away that time.
SPEAKER_00He was like, Damn, here but Daphne was like, my grandma asked Mike, fuck her, and I'm like, Daphne, it doesn't work like that, you know? Like it just doesn't, like I can't just be like, here you go. I'm like, I usually have it to give.
SPEAKER_02I'm waiting for it. So Lacey just got her pellets re-in-installed here, like what, a week ago?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was a week ago, yes.
SPEAKER_02So I'm ready, I'm I'm getting ready for that. You know, we're probably gonna have in a week or so another where she's trying to have anal sex every day experience.
SPEAKER_00Ready for that. But so this is like a week or two before I had my pellets, so it's like I'm at the end of it. And Daphne's like, fuck her in the ass. And I'm like, calm down. But so I fucked Mike and then I fucked another one of our friends who was on the approved list. Daphne, what were you what were you doing over there?
SPEAKER_01Um, a few. But I was I was I was moving myself around the bed to try to get to the pilot. And as I'm getting to the pilot and he's finishing up, he then goes and jumps into the pool, and I'm like, there he goes. There's my chance. There's my chance.
SPEAKER_04You just too slow.
SPEAKER_01I mean, I chased the man around the bed. Like, what more did you want from me?
SPEAKER_00Come on, but you were like a little hoe. Didn't you fuck like five or six people? Not to put throw you under the bus, but maybe four, three or four, maybe. Oh, I thought it was more than that. I know Mike, y'all were both like it was funny because in the beginning of the week, Daphne was like, I could go to Hito and not fuck. Thursday night, Daphne was a whole different person.
SPEAKER_01I was rallying, I knew it was the night, you know, and I was like, you know, I'm all about I'm only about I'm all about the night, you know, the last night rally. I you know, yeah, I'm I'm good, you know, but yeah, yeah, and I think we talked about this on a previous uh episode, but this it that this is the trend every time.
SPEAKER_02It doesn't matter if it's bliss crews, it doesn't matter if it's secrets, it doesn't matter if it's heto, but especially heto. I think secrets is a different is a different animal because but it's still Thursday, like so secrets is like Thursday night, everybody's kind of filling each other out. Friday night, like people are kind of fucking, and then Saturday night is like people are fucking Friday night too, but I do agree with you on Thursday. It ramps up much quicker, but HETO, especially you know, because it's seven nights, it's like a slow ramp. But definitely by those last two nights, yeah. Everybody's trying to knock off everything on their little fucking list and get it all in before they gotta go home.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, it was a good time. We all had fun, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Good.
SPEAKER_00We wrapped it up.
SPEAKER_02Did you miss me? Did you think about me? What were you like? I don't know if I can get wet right now without you here.
SPEAKER_00Honestly, it was a lot harder than I thought of it would be playing without you.
SPEAKER_02Like I could kind of tell that because leaving, I was like, if you guys go to the playroom every night, I'm gonna be pissed, but not pissed because I really care, but only because only pissed because you thought I think I joked something. You're like, and I said something about that because you're like, Well, we usually do go to the playroom every night. Because in my head, I'm thinking, like, usually when I go on trips, I'm ready to go to the playroom every night. And Lacey's kind of always like dips on a couple nights, you know. I mean, she's and this, but she was very much like, Well, I don't know, we might, you know what I mean. So I was like, Oh yeah, no, I wasn't nervous at all. And honestly, had you gone to the playroom every night, I wouldn't have minded, but I just know you, yeah. So, like what happened is kind of like what I would have more more of what I would expect.
SPEAKER_00Been okay without playing. I kind of pushed myself because I knew that like you wanted me to, and I wanted to as well. Like, I also wanted to push myself because like we've been doing this for enough time. Like, I like almost like I wanted to like test yourself, test myself, yeah. Yeah, yeah, kind of, you know, in a way. So like I wanted to do it, but more so just to like at least say I did it. Like, I don't think I truly like let my guard down and just had fun.
SPEAKER_02Well, I think had I gone, I bet we would have went to the playroom like four of the seven nights. That's probably like typical, you know.
SPEAKER_00No, because I mean maybe not, right? Because like like I said, my uh my pellets were but like the last bliss cruise. I think we went every night but one, you know, like we played a decent amount. We played, you know, like half the time at Naughty. So I don't know, maybe. Yeah, yeah. It was so hot. Uh it was so hot.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I mean in that playroom, yes. It was yeah, it was open. So yeah, yeah, the playroom in Naughty is like an open-air playroom. It was what did you guys go into the side playroom? Was it better in there or was it easy in there? Yeah, I know there's been times where we've been like, it's too hot. Let's go into the interior playroom just to get the AC. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00No, we didn't do it this time. And they might have some nights, but we were only in there twice.
SPEAKER_02All right. And then what?
SPEAKER_00That was it. We went to bed because we didn't go to the pool any night.
SPEAKER_02Impressive. Uh all right, now's a perfect time to take a little break and hear from the partners and sponsors of the Swing Nation podcast. And when we get back, we're gonna hear about the last day slash night.
SPEAKER_00Well, and also about when we reunited with you.
SPEAKER_02That's right. Yeah. Talk about that a little bit. Okay.
SPEAKER_00All right, guys.
SPEAKER_02We'll be right back. Lacey, people are always asking, how do we get to a party or an event that you guys are hosting? Like, how do we find these things? Where did they exist?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, because we're pretty open about where we're gonna be. So if you want to find these places, you need to check out swingersight.net.
SPEAKER_02Right. So you can go to swingersight.net, sign up for a profile. Most of our friends, most of the people that are attend our events, all are on there and have profiles. So you can message them, link up with them before a party, get to know some people. Uh, please become a diamond member. Okay. So this is the way that we keep are able to throw events. There, it's a way we're able to have staff. Uh, really, it's the the community that keeps those memberships on swingerside.net that really keep this whole thing running. Yes. Um, if you're a diamond member, it gets you early access to tickets. Uh so you can get those VIP tickets in the clubs and you know, those preferred rooms at a place like Secrets. Um, our Diamond members usually grab all that up. So if that's something that you're interested in, you definitely want to become a Diamond member, or if you just want to support us, support what we're doing uh and help us pay our staff, please go sign up and be a diamond member. Yes, it's super helpful for us. Uh and you can do that by going to Swingersociety.net.
SPEAKER_06Correct.
SPEAKER_02Uh, and sign up today. Hopefully, you come become part of our community, and we hope to see you at a future event.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Thanks, guys. Lacey, one thing I don't leave home without when going to a swinger event is my ED medication.
SPEAKER_00That is correct.
SPEAKER_02Performance anxiety is 100% a real thing. Um, having sex in an orgy room with um a hundred people in there is way different than having sex at home in your bedroom.
SPEAKER_00It is.
SPEAKER_02Um, so I like to have what we call a little insurance policy and have some of that ED medication in my pocket. Um, shameless care is who I use for that. And they actually just came out with a new product called the Shameless Duo.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Which is a combination medicine that has Viagra and Cialis in it, so that one, you can be ready whenever, but also it's got that dose that you can take when you're, you know, as you're getting ready to go to the playroom and you need that to kick in. Yeah. So I love it. I mean, I used it uh HEDO for the first time, and that that combination.
SPEAKER_00You're trying to pretty much switch to that, haven't you?
SPEAKER_02That's basically what I use all the time now. Yeah. So if you're looking for ED medication, if you're new to the lifestyle uh and you're going to an event, you might want to get some and have it just handy in case you need it, kind of thing.
SPEAKER_00And the really cool thing about shameless care is they don't set you up on a recurring plan. So you're not gonna get all of this ED medication that you have in your nightstand built up. When it's time that you need more, you'll get an email from them and they'll ask you, hey, are you ready for another round? And you can respond back, yes, please refill it, or no, I'm good right now. Thank you. So it's really cool because you don't end up with all these extra pills and spend a bunch of money that you're not, you know, you don't need to spend.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And my favorite part is you don't actually have to go into an office and talk to your family doctor or a military doctor. Um, you can do it all right online from the privacy of your home. Uh you just go to their website, you fill out some forms, the doctor reviews it, approves you, disapproves you, and you move on from there. So if you would like to get some medication, you can go to theswingnation.info, click on the little recommended apps and products, uh, scroll down to the shameless care icon, click on that, and that's going to take you over there. Uh, there's some discount codes there for you, so you can get a discount off your first order. But uh, I highly recommend if you're going to some events or parties, go get you some lifestyle insurance.
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SPEAKER_02All right, guys, check it out. All right, guys, welcome back. Welcome back. Thank you for listening to our sponsors. Daphne loves our sponsors. Which which of our sponsors is your favorite? Do you know?
SPEAKER_01Cricket. Do you know any of our sponsors? Okay, hold on. Um, what STD Hero.
SPEAKER_02They're not technically a sponsor, but they are a great, they are a great hero. It's one of our sponsors. Uh perfect. And we actually they might our listeners might hear more about that.
SPEAKER_00Uh no, they're actually a spot, they're a sponsor of EP.
SPEAKER_02They do sponsor EP, yeah, not Queen Nation P but close enough. So if you don't know, STD Hero is a uh company that does at-home testing. Yeah so they will mail the kit right to your house, and they actually are uh pass certified, which is like the the industry standard for like adult stars and stuff like that. So uh actually us and a lot of our friends will use STD Hero if we can't make it into a clinic to get tested. Yeah, so great company. Thank you for bringing it up. Uh okay. So we ended, or you guys ended, not we. I wasn't there. Uh in the playroom. Yeah. On the next on Thursday night.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh everybody had good orgasms or squirting. Did you guys mess up some blankets? Like, how was it? It was good. It was a good time.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_02You missed you missed me a little bit though, right? You're like, man, I wish Dan's dick was here.
SPEAKER_00We I I thought it was all right.
SPEAKER_02So what happened then uh Friday, the last day?
SPEAKER_00So we got up, had breakfast, and then we were like keto sign picks. Because I mean it's our last day. We had not gotten them. So keto sign on the Yeah, because remember we didn't do it the day before because of the boats and the truck and stuff. So we went out there, knocked those out, which me and Daphne's been working on losing weight, and I must say we looked hot. I was pretty proud of ourselves in those pictures. Um so after that, we went to the nude pool, or at least I did. I don't I don't have notes, I don't remember if y'all did. I feel like we did okay well because we did the ocean too.
SPEAKER_04No, that was the other day.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Um so it was one of our friends' birthday. She goes with us every year. So there has been a lot of build-up for her birthday, this you know, being today. So it was definitely a day to celebrate her. The problem was it was the last day and we were all fucking exhausted. Yeah, but so I kind of wish her birthday was like on Wednesday. I feel like we would do a better in the week. Yeah, maybe we should like put make it like pick a day in the middle of the week.
SPEAKER_04Right. Yeah, fake it till you make it.
SPEAKER_00Because I was honestly, this was like our eighth day, eighth night, and I was I was dead. So I was pretty dead. Um, so when I went to the pool, I so I had worked all week to put our stickers all over everything, which is like a thing. I'm not vandalizing people, that's a thing at Hito. So, like as we're walking, I'm sticking stickers, you know, on like trash cans and stuff. But so I've always wanted to put stickers by the pool, but usually you don't you don't really have you're naked, right?
SPEAKER_02You don't have things you have to like plan it, yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I brought like my whole bag of stickers, which I left them there. So whoever found them, I hope you enjoy them. But and Juan Deepa had given me some of his stickers, I had some of your DTF stickers, I had all of our stickers, so I literally covered that whole pool and stickers, they're everywhere. So if you see one, no so I mean that was really it. It was honestly a pretty chill. Right.
SPEAKER_02Everybody knows they gotta pack, get up early, and fly home.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I so I I ended up cutting out a little early because I had to wash my hair. Um, and so we talked about this a couple weeks ago. You know, we Dan and I make our money off OnlyFans, and we had not I I have really been slacking. I think the busier we've gotten, the less OnlyFans videos we've made. Because just there's no time. So there was a couple.
SPEAKER_02It used to be that we'd make videos at Secrets and videos on Bliss Cruise and videos at HEDO. But the problem is because we kept getting sucked, not sucked, but because we keep, you know, now we're extending. Now I'm DJing and now we're hosting meet and greets. And now we're, you know, doing different uh like you know, like you did the interview at HEDO, uh, all that stuff. It there ends up being no time on the schedule really to squeeze in some of these collabs and stuff. So it has definitely been harder to do the OnlyFans stuff at events.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So Daphne and I, and then Stacey and Sean, which is their another OnlyFans creator, Stacey Monroe on Instagram. We had all kind of talked about doing content uh it one day. And of course, like typical us, we waited till the last fucking day. So I I knew I needed to go back early to um to wash my hair. So I did feel bad because I know our friend like crowd surfed, and that was like she does that every year on her birthday. I kind of hated it, I missed all of that, but there was just I've got to pay my bills. There's no way so um, so basically we went back to the room, got ready. We had allotted ourselves one hour for this content. So we were gonna do two videos a girl, all girl video, and then just like all of us, like a video. So we get in there, and so we and we also had talked to Dan and said, Do you want a FaceTime and watch us? So we we get into Stacy and Sean's room, we put Dan on FaceTime and we do our girl video, which it was why are you laughing? Well, it was a shit show. We're not super lesbian. I mean, like, do I like girls, especially like certain girls? Yes, I do. Daphne is like me, we're so close it's almost hard for us, you know. Like unless we're like super turned up, you know what I mean? Like then that's different. So but we were like completely sober, trying to rush and do this. It was just a shit show.
SPEAKER_01Well, and I wanted to I wanted to use my skills that I had learned for the week on the porn, the porn channel.
SPEAKER_00She had been watching porn all week, so she knew how to eat some pussy. She I came for I came with skills that I don't feel like were used wisely. Well, well, y'all say go to our OnlyFans and watch the video.
SPEAKER_02It's the all-girl or the other problem with you and Daphne is when you guys make content, it's like you laugh every five minutes. Every five minutes you guys start doing something, you start fucking each other, you start licking each other, you start dildoing each other. And like a minute into doing the thing, you start giggling and laughing at each other like schools.
SPEAKER_01She she does over-the-top shit that I know is not her. And so it makes me giggle. I mean, like bouncing up and down like this.
SPEAKER_00Well, it's like it when girls are like, I mean, like, what's good at that? So I was like trying to be like, you know, like all these girls on the bed. I was trying to like bounce my like she goes, guys like to watch me bounce. I don't even know why I was bouncing.
SPEAKER_02I hope the edit turns out better than the live um FaceTime stream. Um, but it was hard for me to even get an erection with all the laughing and joking and horseplay. That was it it was not a serious sex scene for sure.
SPEAKER_00No, it wasn't. I hope it seemed serious in the in the in the split.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, has the honestly you should probably you know people would almost probably like enjoy the laughing and the being goofy. That's the thing about OnlyFans is sometimes people like that more than they like the raw footage, the hardcore stuff, yeah.
SPEAKER_00So then we did we went into our right, then you got the guys involved, yeah. And then it got a little more yeah, except for Destiny's like, Mike, fuck her in the ass. And I'm like, we have 14 minutes. We have like we had to be at dinner, so I'm like, we have 14 minutes, we don't have time to be fucking in the ass.
SPEAKER_02That fuck her in the ass, Mike. So wait a minute. So you went the whole week at Hito with Daphne and Mike, and you didn't let Mike fuck you in the ass, not one time.
SPEAKER_00No, I thought I thought you tried, didn't you? It was it was it was the next week and at the next event. We're we went back today.
SPEAKER_02The next event was that splash and we'll talk about that later.
SPEAKER_00Talk about that soon.
SPEAKER_02Right. Um that's another that's funny.
SPEAKER_00So yeah, so but you so I'm like trying to watch you, Dan, while I could tell that, yeah. Because I was like just trying to be sweet to my husband. I missed you. I'm like trying to make eye contact.
SPEAKER_02I could tell that. And I think which honestly probably looks really good on the camera because I think the camera was right near where the phone was. So it's like I can see if you're a guy watching it, you probably looks like you keep looking at the camera, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like a little tiff because if you don't know, Dan is obsessed with AI. So as soon as he came, he like starts, he's got the phone propped up on his laptop, and he's like, you know, if you've seen our socials, you know Dan's obsessed with AI, you know. So and and he's like clacking away and like looking, you know, like he's obviously looking at me because the phones aren't there, but that's what you were guys were done.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you finished fucking. So you I jerked off and came because I hadn't came in, well, I hadn't had sex in eight days or whatever. And and yes, I had picked up my phone and started working, but the sex had already ended at that point. So, yes, when you came up and got the phone, that's what I was doing, but it's not like I was doing that while you guys were organium.
SPEAKER_00No, but I was like, This is the first time you've seen me now fuck without you. So I was like concerned, and because you were acting like a little vague, I didn't quite understand that you were working on your AI stuff.
SPEAKER_04I thought you were Daphne.
SPEAKER_00I just thought you were like mad at you or something, not mad, but like maybe just not okay, you know. And so I'm like, are you okay? What the what's wrong with you? You know, so by the time we walked out of Stacey and then's room, I was like, what the fuck's wrong with you? You know, like what's going on? So I was like in a panic, which we aren't we honestly we just didn't we didn't give ourselves enough time because we had to be at dinner at like eight. I think we got there at 8 15.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, which it was just a buffet and we could be late. So we literally had just got done fucking. We had to run to our room on the other side of the uh the place, change out of our lingerie into our theme outfits, and then get to it was you're having a birthday dinner?
SPEAKER_02Is that what no?
SPEAKER_00It was just a dinner for yeah. I mean, it was a birthday dinner, but it was just we all did the buffet on Friday night at at Hito dinner with it. They all needed, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they had the lobster stuff. Why was there a time? It's because you because the buffet was closing or because everybody had all meeting up.
SPEAKER_00The dinner, yeah, because we were all meeting up, and then Hito had reached out to me and asked me to do a tour of the playroom. So after I guess my video was a success, they were like, Will you do something else for us? Yeah, so I was like, Okay, so they were like, Can you do a tour of the playroom at like nine? So that was that I needed to eat dinner, eat and then go do that, and go do that. So we we were just so the content was rushed, I was worried about you. It was just a lot. I was trying to change, get to, you know, it's just a lot going on.
SPEAKER_02And all of those things are anxiety triggering for Lacey, like when she feels like rushed or behind, or yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I'm also like now being away from you for that. And I'm and at this point, I'm ready to come home. If you know me, I usually pack like the hour before I leave. I started packing when I woke up on Friday. Like I was like, okay, let's get this show on the road. I'm ready to get home. Yeah, so yeah, so we ate, which I enjoy the Friday night dinner. It's like the only buffet at Hito that I like. They do the like the lobster on the open flame, the grill.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it is a good night, yeah.
SPEAKER_00And they have the shrimp, the you know, the what do you think?
SPEAKER_02Tempora. Yeah, tempora, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I like it. Um and then so after that, I went to do the tour, which killed it one take. The guy was like, Yeah, well, we just did the inside, the inside area. He just wanted to do that. Um, and he was like, Do you always just like nail it? And I was like, basically.
SPEAKER_02That's not true. That's not true.
SPEAKER_00Not true at all.
SPEAKER_02I can place I can splice some stuff together for you.
SPEAKER_00And he didn't, which is funny because the first time he had like all his professional stuff. The second time he was like, I don't have a light. I mean, he had a nice fancy camera. He's like, I didn't think about it being this is a dark room. I was like, I have a light, and I had my little circle. So after I did the tour, we all went and hung out in the piano bar. Because that was like our go-to, because it was just too fucking hot anywhere else.
SPEAKER_02And it was everybody kind of like this idea of like everybody meeting up in the piano bar after dinner. Yeah, it's a good way to like get the group back because not everybody eats and finishes dinner or sits together. So, like, I kind of like this like, okay, let's eat if you guys go up somewhere else and eat, and then like rally in the piano bar, and then we'll like go from there, you know.
SPEAKER_00Like, oh, it's good, and then you could get a drink quick because the bartenders, there's not a lot going on. They're not really playing music, so you can talk, you know. It's I enjoyed it. So we get in there and like our friend that it's her birthday, she's ready to party to turn it up, you know. She is ready, and a lot of the people are too. They're like, We're ready. We're let's last night going out with the bang. And me and Daphne are like not as we're like, uh we're like me and her are like we're not fucking partying on eye. There's no way. I mean, like, I loved her, and I and if you had been there, Dan, I probably would have rallied because I know you would need to give her birthday fucking, like, I know.
SPEAKER_02So I probably would have been I still need, I think that's on hold and secrets.
SPEAKER_00So Daphne and I, so which is funny, one of her friends or one of her, she had a a really good friend that came with her. She looked at us and she was like, Y'all are about to dip out, aren't you? We're here like yep. She was like, Well, give me a hug. Like, okay. Do you know what I'm talking about? Isn't this the night that Mike busted us? Yeah, this is the night, but this is right before that. Because the girl, the girl, you know, the girl, the braids, she was like, Y'all are about to- I didn't know you told her. Yeah, she's she she straight up asked us. She was like, Y'all are about to dip. And I was like, Yeah, she was like, You have to tell the whole story. I'm going to. So a few minutes later, I was like, Okay, Daphne, what's what's our plan? She was she was like, I don't know. I was like, okay. And let's go to the let's say we're going to the bathroom, and then we just won't come back, which is really mean because we might not see everybody in the morning. Dan, be guilty of staying up till 2 a.m. It gets no, it's worse.
unknownIt's worse.
SPEAKER_00So we text, so we text. Do we text you, Mike, or did we pull you to the side? Well, we pulled him to the side and told him we're going to yeah.
SPEAKER_01Go ahead. You go ahead. We're gonna we're going to go to the bathroom. That's what I said to him. We're gonna go to the bathroom. And when you see us leave, wait five minutes and then follow us. Well, Mike sees us leave and he starts telling everybody bye.
SPEAKER_03Let me tell my story now.
SPEAKER_00Okay, okay, okay.
unknownGo ahead.
SPEAKER_03I want to say goodbye to the hard bitches. I'm like, yeah, they're they're gone.
SPEAKER_02Why didn't you just say goodbye?
SPEAKER_00Like, just because I actually really felt bad because our friend, it was her birthday, and I know, and I know she wanted to go so hard. And I just did, I literally, I was like, I was so done by that point. Like, I was just like, get me home. I had been gone. Okay, keep in mind. I had been gone from our house for 12 days because we had a little thing before that. So, like, I've been gone for 12 days. I am exhausted. I miss my dogs, I miss my house, I miss my kid, I miss my husband, I miss all the things, you know. So Daphne and I go to the bathroom, we walk out, and we are kind of standing up there waiting on Mike, and he comes walking out, and we're like, What took you so long? He's like, I was telling everybody bye.
SPEAKER_06Me and Debbie are like, What the fuck, Mike?
SPEAKER_00And he was like, What? I wasn't gonna leave without telling them bye.
SPEAKER_01We're like, that was the point in being incu conspicuous. Yeah, we were trying to sneak.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so did you go back and say bye to everybody?
SPEAKER_00No, we saw most of them the next morning.
SPEAKER_02That's good.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, we saw most of them earlier. Um yeah, so that that was it. We we went to the room, which honestly it was like 11 o'clock and ish probably.
SPEAKER_02You got so much sleep this trip.
SPEAKER_00But we still needed to pack the bulk of our stuff, yeah. Yeah, even though we had piddled around with it, we still needed to pack a lot. So me and Daphne packed 90% of our stuff on Saturday night.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no going to bed at drunk at 4 a.m. and then waking up at like seven and trying to pack.
SPEAKER_00And luckily, our flight, we we left on Saturday morning at 10:30, which is early, but not too early. Yeah, so when we got up and went up there to have breakfast and and to get out of there, which was a whole nother shit show with all of our bags because we didn't use valet to get our bags to the right, we just did it ourselves. Um, most of everybody was up there, so we got to tell. We saw a lot of people in the airport too. There was a lot of people on our flight because we flew into Atlanta and a lot of people had connections through Atlanta, but there was probably six or seven couples on our flight that were at Hito. So yeah, so we got up the next morning, eight, told everybody bye, hit the road on the way back. We we chatted with our driver pretty much the whole time. It was good.
SPEAKER_02That's a good move.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So we get to the Atlanta airport, we get our bags, and I assume Dan's like sitting in the truck waiting on us. But no, you came you parked and came in. It was really sweet.
SPEAKER_02That was well, I didn't I didn't know where you were gonna be exactly.
SPEAKER_00So I was like, No, I appreciated it.
SPEAKER_02I didn't there was no good way to like I guess I could have just sat in the parking lot, but at that point, like you know, I I was thinking I was gonna do like you know, they have they have those pull-offs.
SPEAKER_00If you just you can admit you missed us, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I missed you so much. I know you just were dying.
SPEAKER_00I know, right? Yeah, honestly, I didn't know you were in there, so when I saw you, I felt like I kind of like didn't react the way I should have.
SPEAKER_02So she's like, Here, take my bags. No, that was her reaction.
SPEAKER_00The whole week, Dan had been like, You bitches, get ready. Yeah, I need a week's worth of sex when y'all get back. And by this point, me and Daphne are exhausted. And it's funny because everybody all week, all of our friends were like, Daphne, you ready?
unknownAre you ready?
SPEAKER_00And she's like, No, I'm not ready. I can't do it, I can't do it. I'm exhausted. Everybody was playing into it. So we get we stayed the night because our flight didn't land until like seven. And then by the time we got, you know, Gaddafi, they live you know, an hour or so away, so from the airport. So by the time we got to their house, we ended up going and having Mexican food because we were starving, so we went and had food, and then by the time we got back to the house, we're all exhausted.
SPEAKER_02So you guys who I think Mike was like half flung asleep at this point.
SPEAKER_00Dan's like in the kitchen giving himself a dick shot, and we're killing this.
SPEAKER_02Oh ladies, be ready.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So we're like, we're we're in for it. So, but we were like, Well, let's put the cameras up, which I'm glad we did. Yeah, because that was some of the hottest sex it was I've had in a very long time. Dan was ready. I think Dan sat at it. Hold on, let me say the I think Dan sat around for the week and figured out all these sexual positions that he wanted to try. I think so too.
SPEAKER_02He had uh I did not though.
SPEAKER_00I didn't, it just C and I scissors eating both of our pussies at the same time. Mike would jump in for a while, then Mike would take a break and just let Dan have at it. And what's funny is Daphne was like, I'm so tired, I don't want to do this, and then something clicked, and she was locked in, she was bouncing on that dick, she was loving back and looked at the tape.
SPEAKER_02I think there's like an hour and 45 minutes of tape.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yes, really.
SPEAKER_02You could probably make two or three videos out of it. Like there's a lot. I don't know what time we fucked till, and I don't know. I think it's the same camera, so it must have been an hour and a half of yes of sex, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it was a while. And at one point, I just kind of stood back and let Daphne and Dan go at it because I thought, oh well shit, we can make a video out of this. Daphne was just living her best life, but then she's like, wait, why are you not in here? You've missed your husband. I'm like, oh no, I'm great. Like, so at the end of it, he like Daphne and I are like scissoring, and then you came all over both of us, basically.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we did a couple of things. You were like so like in the beginning, like you said, we I put you together, like so. Basically, the girls are scissoring and their pussies are basically touching each other, and like so I ate them both out kind of at the same time, mostly at the same time. And I think I can remember I was holding Lacey, and then like as I'm eating both your pussies, I'm like pulling Daphne like into you. So like I'm almost using my arms to make you scissor, like while I'm eating.
SPEAKER_00And I can tell you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, there was no, yeah, all of a sudden you were really into being uh into being lesbian.
SPEAKER_00It was hot. I like a sand.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, then at the end, at the end we put you in that same position, and then I just came on your jerking off vaginas at the same time. Yeah, so then but the funny thing is Mike was filming it, yeah. And so, like, as I'm coming, he like went to zoom in to get the shot, but it he cut it. He like hit the button or something when he did that. Right after you came, I cut it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so it's like and what was really hot is Daphne like licked the comb off of it.
SPEAKER_04We didn't get any of that, we didn't get any of it.
SPEAKER_00So if you watch that video on OnlyFans, you missed the last slide.
SPEAKER_04Use your imagination.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, Daphne did so good.
SPEAKER_04She was licking that shit like a kid eating a candy pop.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, hey, I was doing my best performance. You did you learned a lot of skills from that porn, you know. I'm telling you, see, watching porn is good for a lot of different things.
SPEAKER_02I don't remember all what happened in that hour and 45 minutes because you two were pretty lesbian. There was some lesbian shit going on for sure.
SPEAKER_00I would hop in and hop out, and you know, he blessed his heart, he was exhausted. It was like 1 a.m. You know, we're all we're so fucking he can you you jump in.
SPEAKER_04I'm just so glad it was a Saturday night.
SPEAKER_00I know not a Sunday, yeah.
SPEAKER_02That is the nice thing about Hido being a Saturday to Saturday, is you do get home and get like a recovery day before back to work.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. That was it. So we woke up the next morning at like we slept in, it's like 10, and I was like, Dan, I have to go home. Like, I miss home so bad. So we got up and you know, I think we're home by like one o'clock.
SPEAKER_02So we drove the long trip home. Actually, we're not that far. So no, we're not. We're a couple hours.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so yeah, that that was that was our HETO trip.
SPEAKER_02All right, that's it. That's the whole story. Uh any what Mike, Daphne, what was your final words? Any final words?
SPEAKER_04Well, it was great being the chaperone to the triad.
SPEAKER_00You did so good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, listen, you you held it down, you got everybody safely there and back, and nothing bad happened.
SPEAKER_00So I think it was I'll call that a successful chaperone, nobody hurt. Nope, nobody. I mean, it honestly it went as divorces, no divorces. I mean, it went about as well as we could imagine given this situation, you know. Yep. I thought it was a blast.
SPEAKER_02So your first swinger vacation without me, how did that from you?
SPEAKER_00Um, it wasn't fun. I mean, like, okay, now okay, let me say that again. It was fun.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Um, but I had to make myself allow it to be fun. Does that make sense? You are definitely my crutch, and I'm probably uh a little too codependent. I realized that pretty quickly. Um, but I had to just like kind of tell myself throughout the week, this is gonna be different, but it can still be fun, you know? Because in my mind, I wanted it to just be the same as it like I just want it, you know, and I'm like, it's not gonna be like because I almost in my mind I was trying to make it like or I was getting upset because it wasn't, and like I had to be like kind of shut that down, you know. I'm like this is gonna be different, and that's a different HEO trip. Yeah, this is and it and we'll probably all we'll always be like, you remember that one time I went to Heto without you, you know, they'll always so so I had to like really put myself into that mindset and just sort of like roll with it because I think if I would have like kind of dwelled on the fact that you weren't there, I would have had a terrible time. And I think Daphne and Mike being there kind of helped me to not dwell on it. If I had been alone, I think I probably would have been a mess up, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I think overall, you know, from my experience, i i I w I was actually surprised on how not easy, but uh how well it went, you know. That we were able to pull it off. I think it's good that we were able to go through something like that, especially now that this is kind of like our lives, you know.
SPEAKER_00I mean, and we're very something and something like this may happen again, you know. I mean, like we're getting older, we one of us could get sick, our parents could, you know, I mean, our our children, anything could happen, you know. And when we talk to like a lot of our friends who own lifestyle businesses or have like they all talk about times when they go without the other, and not that I want that to be a normal thing. I don't, I want you to be there, you're my person, but life sometimes does happen. And so at least now I feel like keto is probably like because it's international, probably like one of the harder ones to do without you. So I feel like I've done the hardest without you.
SPEAKER_02So I agree. Yeah, I think you know, I think anybody that's like an entrepreneur or owns their own business probably can knows that feeling. Like you there is no real sick days, there is no real, you know, you don't get vacation days or anything like that. Now it's very flexible that you can kind of do what, you know, luckily enough that I, you know, I was able to just go and do what I had to do and and and not, you know, have to ask permission to do that. Um, but you know, it's it is could we have not neither you not have gone? We we could have done that. But I think this was probably for the situation the best possible outcome. And I think it went really. Uh, this this week has been selling out every single year uh and earlier and earlier every year. They have payment plans.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So if uh you know it's a good Christmas present, or you know, if you got any birthdays or anniversaries or things like that coming up, uh, you can go on to swingersociety.net right now and book HEDO 2027. Yeah, we'd love to see you there. And hopefully we will both be there next year.
SPEAKER_00The dates are July 24th through the 31st. Um, I I have to mention that if you want to be with our group, obviously if you're there, we're all get we're everybody hangs out with everybody, right? It's just one big family. But if you would like to support us, you would like to be part of our group, get a swag bag, be on a zoom call, be in some of our chats, all of that stuff. Please use our link through swearside.net because there's a couple of groups that go at the same time. Um, and we really appreciate it if you if you would help us with that. That means a lot.
SPEAKER_02With us, yeah. Yeah. All right. Anything else for the swing nation listeners, Daphne and Daddy Mike?
SPEAKER_01Nope. Thank you for letting us be on the podcast.
SPEAKER_00This has been fun. Yeah, thank you for if y'all like if y'all don't know, they're an hour ahead of us, and poor Mike has to get up at 5 a.m. and he has worked with us to be a good one.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it's not bad. It's only important.
SPEAKER_01He would be on his he'd be talking to Jessica Robot if he wasn't doing that. So him and Dan have that in common.
SPEAKER_00Friday, sorry.
SPEAKER_02Anyway, all right. So anyway, what about you, Lacey? Anything else for the nation listeners? All right, guys. I think with that, in a world full of apples, be the pineapple, be the pineapple, guys.
SPEAKER_00Bye.
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