Join Melody and Candi as they discuss Christian pick up lines for singles. Laugh alongside them as they let you know some of the most hilarious lines that are said in order to meet that special someone to marry.
Join Melody and Candi as they discuss Christian pick up lines for singles. Laugh alongside them as they let you know some of the most hilarious lines that are said in order to meet that special someone to marry.
0:00:00 - Melody
Hi, I'm Melody and I'm Candi, and you're listening to Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises. So, on this episode of Quirks, Bumps, and Bruises, we thought we'd have a little fun today, because we know that there are those that are out there that are single. There's older people that are single, there's younger people that are single. You love Jesus. You love Jesus, but you would love to be married and find that one person in your life that you can spend your life with right, yeah, and we want to help you with that by offering some cool stuff.
Well, some helpful tips about what not to do or who not to go with. And so, Candi and I just think that some of the Christian one-liners, like, the pickup lines. Yeah, kind of the pickup lines that Christians try to say in order to get the attention of that person that they would like to date, or hilarious, and let me just give you a few examples. So here's one, let's be like Noah and do this as a pair. Oh no, walk away.
0:01:05 - Candi
You got one, Candi? I have heard this and it's so funny. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
0:01:12 - Melody
Oh, like they're an angel. Yes, oh, my goodness I actually kind of like that one. This one, I think, is the funniest. Last night I was reading the book of numbers and I realized I didn't have yours. That's to get their phone number. Yeah, no, walk away.
0:01:27 - Candi
But girl, I'm just going to say Solomon had so many wives because he never met you. If you hear that one.
0:01:34 - Melody
Run, run, run Like as fast as you can About this. I know you've already invited Jesus into your heart, but do you have room for me too, oh?
0:01:43 - Candi
my word. What about this? Are you a Pharisee? Because you are the fairest one I see.
0:01:48 - Melody
Yeah, I would love these. Take your mirror and go. Yes, charm is deceptive and beauty is deceiving, but that verse doesn't apply to you, oh smooth.
0:02:00 - Candi
What about? I was going to read Proverbs 31, but I realized I could just study you instead.
0:02:06 - Melody
Oh, my goodness, virtuous woman. Oh my goodness, I get it. I get it. I was just trying to process. What about this one, if you want to take them out? The Bible says to give a drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry. You want to go have dinner? How can you say no to that?
0:02:20 - Candi
I say no to that. How about this, hey girl? I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. It's the truth.
0:02:28 - Melody
Oh my goodness, how about this? I put the stud in Bible study. Walk away, no, run, sleep Out of the room.
0:02:38 - Candi
Is it a sin that you just stole my?
0:02:40 - Melody
heart God was just showing off when he made you. Oh my word. And the fact that I met you proves that God loves me. Oh my word, yeah, run away from that, because it's already about him, right, or her?
0:02:54 - Candi
Me and you. Song of songs, the remix.
0:02:59 - Melody
You got to think about that one for a second. You do I'm not usually prophetic, but I can totally see us together, oh my word Girl, I would leave the 99 to come find you, is your name Faith, because you are the substance of things that I've hoped for I love that.
0:03:15 - Candi
That may be my favorite one yet.
0:03:17 - Melody
Yes.
0:03:18 - Candi
Am I on the road to Damascus? Because your beauty is blinding. Oh, my goodness.
0:03:24 - Melody
How about this one? My name is Will, god's Will for you.
0:03:29 - Candi
Heard that one Love it. Oh, my goodness, don't walk away. You may not think I'm much, but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
0:03:38 - Melody
Oh, my word, seriously, is your name Milk or Honey, because you seem like something I was promised. Oh my, how about this one Candi? God said to bring all my requests to him and hear you all heard, oh my dear, how about this?
0:03:54 - Candi
Your spiritual gift must be your looks, because it is lift in my spirit.
0:03:59 - Melody
Oh, my goodness. And how about this? One Is your name Esther, because you were chosen for such a time as this. If you were a girl, you could do this. One Is your name David, because you're a man after my own heart, oh Lord.
0:04:13 - Candi
What about this? Hey, you're the kind of girl who'd make Paul rethink the single life.
0:04:20 - Melody
Is your name Adam, because you're the only man in the world to me. Did you see my eyes roll? Oh goodness. Now this is like the Mac Daddy of all. How about this? I may not have a job right now and I live in my parent's basement, but I'm going to store up treasure in heaven and my mansion is going to rock.
0:04:38 - Candi
I mean, they're not wrong. I love this and I've heard this. What is your name and your number so I can add you to my prayer list?
0:04:47 - Melody
Oh, yeah, right, very nice, right, how about this one? You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
0:04:57 - Candi
And for all you guys out there, you can use this one. Hey girl, did you come here via the Sea of Galilee? Because you are the only gal I see.
0:05:07 - Melody
And we'll end with this one Candi. God must have created you on a Saturday because he needed Sunday to rest. Oh dear, yeah, ladies and gents, if you hear any of the things that we just said, let us remind you again to run.
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