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A Nice Call From AL Ep.42
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Oh my god, who's calling?
SPEAKER_01Hello.
SPEAKER_04You're on the show right now. You're on the show to tell everybody you say what's up. He's like a ninja turtle inside your shell. Oh my god. The elbow pads and the knee pads and the eye then the iPad. I mean whatever that is, the I the eye thing, the eye patch is off right now. If you was a ninja turtle, what color would you be? You can't you can't pick the same color. You can't pick the same colors that they already have. I would be brown. Why brown? I don't know, it's different. They don't have it.
SPEAKER_05These niggas really call me to talk on a fucking podcast.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you're the fucking you're the other host, you fucking dipshit motherfucker. Never knew that. I thought there were two faces on the front of that post. Well, we were trying to get your face on it, but you was like, I can't podcast. I peed all over my computer.
SPEAKER_05Stupid nigga.
SPEAKER_04No, you stupid nigga. We gotta block the N-word out now. I know. It's so hard.
SPEAKER_05You guys are so fucking sensitive. You wanna block the fucking two?
SPEAKER_04Well, we have to, Al. We have to make some kind of money off of this, because this is gold. Comedy gold, dude. Comedy gold. That sucks. Huh? So it's a PG podcast. Nah. They have to subscribe to the real shit. Yeah, yeah. Once we get the raw. We get the um the the uh the we can just do like voiceover. The the website going.
SPEAKER_07The website they have to pay for the raw shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know's where it's safe, you know.
SPEAKER_04Or we can say Nigerian nightmare. We can say vinegar. We can say vinegar. You know what I mean? We can say vinegar all the time. Redouted. You know what I mean? Redouted D. You're gonna have to beep some of this shit out. We're just gonna bleep you out, the whole thing. It's gonna be like boo. 45 minutes of Yeah, I love you, man. I hope you're doing better. I know you've been sick and you haven't been doing well. And uh, we've been busy obviously trying to get our lives and minds straight.
SPEAKER_05But too much shit going on in here, man. Of course.
SPEAKER_04I know. It's you know, you know how it is, it's life. We modern day slaves, man. We just living that life.
SPEAKER_05That's not what I'm talking about. What?
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard, I heard. But don't, because then you'll be like the rest of your life in jail. I mean, it's it is three hots in a cot, but don't.
SPEAKER_05It is. Whatever, it's getting to that point where I'm gonna just start blasting in the face. Nigerian in the face.
SPEAKER_04I don't know, man. I mean, who is it uh? Is Bernie's brother, you said?
SPEAKER_05Excuse me. You got a big mouth on him, just like her dude.
SPEAKER_04Hey, you should invite me over for dinner.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, for what? So you can eat them up, nigga.
SPEAKER_04Right. Like, ain't nobody seen shit, right? Ain't nobody seen shit.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Yeah. I tried, you know what I'm saying? I tried to just to get along, I can't do it no more. I'm lying to myself, I do. Kind of how it feels. I know, I know.
SPEAKER_04Uh I know, I know. I know how it is to like just live with a person and you just don't want them around. That's just it. Oh, yeah. So especially if they're overbounding their boundaries, you know.
SPEAKER_05But other than that, they're both the same people, bro. They're both born one day one day after the other.
SPEAKER_04Oh.
SPEAKER_05So I'm dealing with two of the same people. Out.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I can understand. Completely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Al.
SPEAKER_05No, you ain't gonna be sorry about nothing, dog.
SPEAKER_04I know, you know. But um, as in your health, you said you haven't been doing good, so and I see it. So I hope you're starting to get better.
SPEAKER_05Excuse me. I don't mean to be buried. Yeah, it sucks the old you guys.
SPEAKER_04No, I know. Fucking sucks, balls. It's the biggest thing.
SPEAKER_05Trying to get out of his house and do something, man, and I just can't. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. No, I know. I finally got that goddamn uh the fat small Jeep fixed finally after fucking like five months, because I had to put one part in the fucking goddamn vehicle a month. Like one part a month because I'm so broke.
SPEAKER_07You think you fix something, it's really not?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no, it's not even that. There was a bunch of shit that needed to be fixed, but I could only afford one part per month. You know what I mean? But now I all I have to do is get the goddamn shit uh aligned and uh uh one new tire, and that's it. It'll be straight. It's almost like brand new, it'll be good enough to sell. Right. But I'll probably be selling it from all the money I put into it. You know what I mean? But um, it's been tough, man. I almost quit the I almost quit the um the office like a hundred times the past two, three months, man.
SPEAKER_07When's the most recent time that you gonna be?
SPEAKER_04Um probably yesterday, the day before. It's like 10 minutes. Yeah, because we get we get new bosses every two to three months. And they come in there with their high horse, they talk shit, change shit around, and they make you so uncomfortable before you leave. So you hit the road with an attitude, you want to fucking kill everybody on the road, you want to tell the people that you see your clients to fuck off, you know, and then you come back and you're you're ready to fucking just you don't want to be in the office at all. Yeah. So that's that's what's going on, but it's bullshit. But I'm I just I have two beers and two nips at night and and I'm done.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's it.
SPEAKER_07A little relaxation.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I don't go overboard because I know I gotta wake up in the morning.
SPEAKER_07Right. Oh, terrible.
SPEAKER_05I think that's why I'm losing my mind.
SPEAKER_04No, no, of course. Because you don't know how how to function without the alcohol. So you gotta learn how to function without that shit in your brain. I'm the same way because I'd be like, I'll go like seven, ten to two weeks without drinking, and I'm like, what am I doing with my life? Like my life sucks. I'd be like, damn, nigga, I'd rather just be nice and lit and enjoy what I'm doing.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You know, but at the same time, you're you're you're poisoning yourself for you not to live that long.
SPEAKER_07Sure.
SPEAKER_04So I'm like, uh, I mean, fuck it. I'd rather just drink and just go all out and say, hey, fuck my health. But at the same time, at the end, it's gonna hurt. It's gonna be painful, yeah. It's gonna be painful to your family to see you to go that way. It's it's a whole bunch of other shit behind it, you know.
SPEAKER_07The dog just busts the door open.
SPEAKER_04I know, get the fuck out. Get out.
SPEAKER_05It was really good. That's good.
SPEAKER_04That's good. Because smoking is money up the pocket.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I'm either eating too much or just stupid, you know.
SPEAKER_07No, I hear you. It's not the same as a big thing.
SPEAKER_04That's how I am. I'll be eating too much. Like a motherfucker. Yo, my stomach looks like Papa Smurf's belly.
SPEAKER_07I got a pop belly right now.
SPEAKER_04You know how Papa Smurf is skinny in all his limbs?
SPEAKER_07That's how I look when I put a beanie on. Oh yeah. It's actually bad.
SPEAKER_04I look like Papa Smurf too.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I think we all look like Papa Smurf.
SPEAKER_07I got called a Smurf not too long ago. I mean, I mean, come on. And then uh Yeah, well, the beanie.
SPEAKER_04If I never met you and you came through, I'd be like, yo, there's a Smurf in here. That's a real Smurf, nigga. I mean, N word.
SPEAKER_05I mean, Edward. I miss you, Al.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we miss you, brother.
SPEAKER_05I miss you guys too, man. I'm just like going through a lot of shit, man.
SPEAKER_07I know we all are, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot, man.
SPEAKER_04You and King are just very vocal about it on Facebook.
SPEAKER_07Well, you know, I don't really talk much on Facebook.
SPEAKER_04Nigga, what? I mean, Edward, what?
SPEAKER_07Compared to how like my ranch.
SPEAKER_05I unfriended King. I don't want to hear that shit anymore.
SPEAKER_04Really, you unfriended him, dog? He's lying.
SPEAKER_05I was like, no, no, I can't take it.
SPEAKER_07Did y'all hear that? I haven't even um worried.
SPEAKER_04I can hear you.
SPEAKER_05Oh, it's a whiskey and people aren't friendly on Facebook, man. It's just a lot to me, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07I try and I try and chill out and I'm like, it's just Facebook. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05It's just too much right now. Yeah, where I really want to put my hands on people where I'm trying to keep my hands together. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I don't knock you for it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I don't know what's going on to nobody, bro. Ever since ever since fucking Christmas, nigga? I've been lit. I've been wanting to like just fucking blow up on motherfuckers. Doug, why don't you get back into your music?
SPEAKER_07Why don't you start making some music?
SPEAKER_04Start start making artwork, dog. Why don't you start drawing again, dog? Draw it and then make a TikTok of all your drawings, bro. That'll be sick. You know how many followers you get, how much money you get.
SPEAKER_07Like draw the things you want to do, endorsements, everything.
SPEAKER_04Just just fucking, yeah. Make a color. Oh, draw, yeah, or draw all your your anger, like you punching the motherfucker over your futon mattress. Yeah. You know what I mean? But your draw, dog. You know you can fucking draw. Stop being a fucking non-artist. Non-artist. The fuck, man.
SPEAKER_05He said nothing. Getting mad. I can't even fucking write my hand. My hand. I can't even write.
SPEAKER_04Because you ain't you ain't done it in 50 years. Do some hand exercises.
SPEAKER_05Don't jerk off.
SPEAKER_04Don't jerk off. Just expand your fingers, nigga.
SPEAKER_05My hands, my hands don't work the same, bro.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you know why? It's because you haven't had the um the Xbox remote in your hand for a while.
SPEAKER_07Stuck in Xbox mode.
SPEAKER_04Nah, nah, nah. His fucking new roommate took his Xbox.
SPEAKER_07What?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, jacked him. Jacked him for his space and all.
SPEAKER_07Wait, who is this guy? Oh, is this the brother? No, no, no, he's not.
SPEAKER_05I put my old Xbox in there.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I thought he said he was I thought he said he was using your shit. Your space.
SPEAKER_05He jacked me. He's using my old shit, but the point is is that you know, my space is gone, nigga. So pretty much.
SPEAKER_01Damn.
SPEAKER_05Just like in the corner in my room.
SPEAKER_04The way you said that sounded so pitiful.
SPEAKER_07Whenever you do, don't piss on it.
SPEAKER_04That sounded so pitiful. Yeah, don't piss in that corner, nigga. I can't get over that. That was such a funny. That was such a funny episode. Yeah, dog.
SPEAKER_05I can't, I can't, I can't listen to no shit, dog.
SPEAKER_07Why?
SPEAKER_05Every time you be trying to send that shit to me, I can't I can't get on that shit.
SPEAKER_04Um you have uh um don't have no iPhone shit.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, no. Well you go to Buzz Sprout. Yeah, it won't let me. It's all iPhone shit.
SPEAKER_04You go to Buzz Sprout.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, Buzz Sprout has it's compatible.
SPEAKER_04Buzz Sprout is Android, bro. And then um iTunes is iTunes. Yeah. Stoopy though.
SPEAKER_07There's two platforms.
SPEAKER_04Get with the program, old man.
SPEAKER_07Two platforms for all phones.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, man. Get with the technology, dude.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, he's been sleeping a lot. He's missing out on that.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. He's just waking up from his slumber.
SPEAKER_07He's like in a call and he wakes up. It's like 2077.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, what's that shit? The bears of the hibernation.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04He's got like a fucking.
SPEAKER_05I'm fucking fasting, bro. I've been eating all day and then Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Do you want to fast or you just have no food?
SPEAKER_05Fasting. There's more blood sugars and all that shit.
SPEAKER_04Oh, that's right.
SPEAKER_02It's gonna regulate.
unknownYeah, man. I know.
SPEAKER_07Calibrate back to work. It's not a bad thing though, you know. It's kinda like the universe is slowing you down. So you can focus on you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_07Sometimes we need that. It's uncomfortable. It's not fun. But I'm going through it myself.
SPEAKER_05Nah, I'm I'm swearing through it right now, dog. Like it's been fucking six hours. I'm like, I wanna eat it so bad.
SPEAKER_07I get it.
SPEAKER_04I want to stuff my face, but yeah, this I mean I go I go through the days like I want to stop stuffing my face. I'd be like, I just need to stop eating.
SPEAKER_07I just want to lose my gut.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'd be like, oh my god, but everything's so delicious, and I'm such a food whore.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Yeah, you have an addiction. You have a like food addiction.
SPEAKER_04I'm just a fucking slut for fucking food.
SPEAKER_07I'm a slut.
SPEAKER_04I'm a fucking hoa.
SPEAKER_07A hoa. Yeah, I remember my like my teachers used to talk like that. They'd be like, number four.
SPEAKER_04A fow I'm like, a what?
SPEAKER_07A fower.
SPEAKER_04Yo, close that door for me, B.
SPEAKER_07If you can, please.
SPEAKER_04Hold on, I gotta move the Oh then you gotta move everything. No. It's because people are disrespectful. No, the dogs are disrespectful. Hold on. Guys, get out. Now, you dumb son of a bitches. Now, get out. But yeah, I'm such a fucking food hoa. Like, what's the best place that you like to eat, eat, eat, eat? Like, there's people who like carnival food. There's people who like just like restaurants. There's people who like sub shops. Because I like mom and pop places.
SPEAKER_07So because I'm so I'm not picky. I just don't know what I want, so I get a little bit of everything. So I'm more of like a buffet guy. Or like a hot pot place.
SPEAKER_04But then you be having them stomach aches after them damn buffets.
SPEAKER_07I'd be having the like ills.
SPEAKER_04Like the shits, you don't have the ill shits? It depends because like they usually be the Chinese restaurants, no? In Massachusetts.
SPEAKER_07I mean, I I haven't been to a buff, like Chinese buffet in like over ten years.
SPEAKER_04Oh, so well, buffet.
SPEAKER_07I usually just go to like uh Golden Corral. Oh, I loved me some Golden Corral.
SPEAKER_04I did too until I saw all this shit on the internet with the workers and look, you're gonna see all types of shit about the correct.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? At the end of the day, I gotta eat. If I don't get sick, then you know, fuck it. I lived another day to eat again. You know what I mean? Yeah. But as far as like the hot pots, the last hot pot place that I've been to that I would I really fucking liked was out in Jacksonville. Cause they had hot pot.
SPEAKER_04What is what is that?
SPEAKER_07So you go, it's a buffet, basically.
SPEAKER_04You know this Lex? I was still there. Bye, Lonnie.
unknownBye.
SPEAKER_04Bye, happy Easter. I hope you had a good day. Alright, bye, babe.
SPEAKER_07But uh yeah, the hot pot out there, it's like so basically it's all you can eat. It's sixty dollars a person. Right? And um you get they have like this raw bar, they have the meat bar, like raw meat bar, they have all this other shit, like vegetables and stuff that you can go and handpick, because there's certain ones that like so for an example, like they had this system where they had these like robotic little conveyor things, and it they would just have put the bowls on there filled with Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, different ingredients, and it it would just like conveyor by you, and if you want it, you can just grab it and put it on your plate. Oh, I saw that. So you say Japan?
SPEAKER_04You said in Georgia? Or what?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it was in Jacksonville. Oh, okay, okay. Oh Florida, Florida, Florida. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So uh I was thinking like Japan, because they have that shit in Japan and Tokyo.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, so so the hot pot, yeah, it conveyors to you. So the hot so basically, like you have your own grill in your hot pot in front of you, so you cook your own food. That's gangster. So like that's those are the type of buffets I go to because I'm like 60 bucks, it's well worth spent, and it's on good quality food.
SPEAKER_04And you make it of yourself.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. You make it of it.
SPEAKER_04Nobody's spitting on your shit, rubbing their fucking dick on it.
SPEAKER_07The only thing that they fucking the only thing they ask is like what kind of broth do you want? You want some spicy?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, do you want some fucking broth? Or you want my broth? Brother.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. You want some broth, brother? You like the creamy? I get I get the spicy, creamy, so spicy, thick, creamy?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I like. I mean, when you bite into it, you bite into it.
SPEAKER_07I'm dead. Yeah, it's it's dope because like you're not getting like already cooked fish, so you know it's not frozen, you know. It's like all this raw food, all this raw seafood that you go and pick a bowl full of whatever you want. You can make your own sauces and all that other shit. And uh you just bring it back to your table and you grill it or you throw it in your soup.
SPEAKER_04And then I remember somebody talking about that, like a comedian saying what the fuck am I paying for? I'm paying I'm paying to pay a fucking to cook my sauce. To cook my own shit.
SPEAKER_07You know, like it's the amount of food that it's a buffet. And honestly, for a buffet of that type of quality, 60 bucks is not bad. Yeah. Two people 120 bucks.
SPEAKER_04So you leave there full.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. And they got dessert bar and all that too. The only thing like you don't have to I think you you pay for your drink once and then you get free refills the whole time.
SPEAKER_04So it's kind of gangster.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. But as far as like alcohol, you don't get that like free refilling, you know. But it's like, you know, your basic drinks, soft drinks, water.
SPEAKER_04So they make their money off the the liquor too.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And it's like all Japanese.
SPEAKER_05Y'all know what I haven't thought about. What the fuck am I gonna drink when I go to a restaurant?
SPEAKER_04Water.
SPEAKER_07Water's good for you. Water and water.
SPEAKER_05You know what I'm saying? Like you might get your bitch. Give me the water. What's the limits? Like, I don't really want to drink no alcohol with my fucking food, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what I've been doing?
SPEAKER_04Just like a Coke. I'm like, damn, I haven't had a Coke in a long time. Let me get a Coke. I try to deserve it. If I'm paying $60 to get my money's okay, yeah, I hardly ever, ever, ever drink soda.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So I just I drink water or beer.
SPEAKER_07I have a problem with soda. Like, I have a problem with root beer. Like, I love my root beer.
SPEAKER_04I can't I mean when I have a soda is when I'm like, like I said, like I'm out for dinner. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Or if I go get me like an ill sub and I'm like, Yeah, like Chinese food, subs, pizza, you know, stuff like that. You gotta have finger foods, you need like I love me some water. I go through a fucking thing. And it's gotta be cold.
SPEAKER_04I don't like room temperature. Everybody's like, oh, room temperature. And I'm like, I don't care about that. I want it cold.
SPEAKER_07But either way, I like them both.
SPEAKER_04If I'm thirsty, I'd be like, Room temperature is when I'm choking in the middle of the night because I can't breathe. Then my my lady left the fucking heat on 70. And I'm fucking dry like Sandy. And I got water beside me and it's fucking like fucking a hundred degrees hot. Should have burned my motherfucking water. Boiling plastic water. Yeah, dog. As she walks in.
SPEAKER_07Ashy.
SPEAKER_04She looked at me like, what are you talking about, B?
SPEAKER_07She's like, nigga.
SPEAKER_04We're just talking about like room temperature water. It'll be that room temperature water because the room is like at 70 to 80, 90 degrees, and then the water boils inside the water. And when I'm dry, dying in like three in the morning, I wake up to drink it and I'm like burning to feel like I'm tasting like uh chicken soup without the chicken soup. That was good, right?
SPEAKER_07You said chicken soup without the soup.
SPEAKER_04And I'll be like, Oh, Jesus Christ. I love you, babe. She means well, man. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07You know? She reads the best.
SPEAKER_04She's cold. She's always cold. I come into the room and it's true because I'll be sweating, dog. Honestly, and she'll touch me, and I'm like, ugh. I'm like, holy crap. So it's how your ass like ice woman.
SPEAKER_07It's a fact that like men's body temperature is hotter than women's. Yeah, dog.
SPEAKER_04I swear she can turn me into an ice statue if she just touches me for a while. Yeah, like sub zero. Subzeroeta. Subzito heta. So zito. So zito. Subseto. Subseto. Are ya? What the fuck? What the fuck? No, for real. Her shit be cold. I don't understand it, bro.
SPEAKER_07Yo, so uh this is off topic, but uh I I came across these like fucking, I don't know, comparison questions, like would you rather type shit?
SPEAKER_04Would you rather oh yeah, yeah, I love those. Let's go. You wanna do that? Yeah, yeah. We're gonna do a segment right now?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, would you rather segment?
SPEAKER_04Let me see. Um, do I have a sound effect for a segment?
SPEAKER_07I don't know. I thought we did. We're just pressing buttons.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, yeah. There we go, that's it.
SPEAKER_07Let's go to war. Yeah. Let's go. Alright. Come on. What is that? What it what was the first sound?
SPEAKER_04I think it was like a bomb, ready.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Alright. Is it too loud or no? No, no, no. It's good. Alright, so this is the would you rather segment, right?
SPEAKER_04Alright. Who you asking? Both of us or one of us?
SPEAKER_07I'm asking both of you guys.
SPEAKER_04Hey, you still there?
SPEAKER_07Oh shit, he's still podcasting.
SPEAKER_04That was a sound effect, yo.
SPEAKER_07We have that. Uh somewhere over there. Alright. Would you rather have teeth for pubic hair or pubic hair for teeth?
SPEAKER_04What? Teeth with pubic hair?
SPEAKER_07No, no, no. Would you rather have teeth for pubic hair? Or pubic hair for teeth?
SPEAKER_04So, hold on. I'm scared. I'm very, I'm very confused. So pubic hair for teeth. My teeth will be pubic hairs.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_04And then my pubic hairs will be teeth.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I'd rather have my pubic hairs be teeth. Yeah, dog. For real. What about you?
SPEAKER_07Bro's gonna be walking around looking like it has cock showed. I got teeth.
SPEAKER_04I got teeth right there. You know what I mean? Sorry.
SPEAKER_07I don't know. I like my teeth. Right.
SPEAKER_04I need to chew. I want to smile, though. I don't want pubic hair. You're gonna smile and you see fucking a beard.
SPEAKER_07So you have your teeth and pubic hair for teeth? I mean teeth for pubic hair.
SPEAKER_04I have teeth.
SPEAKER_06I wouldn't have pubic teeth. I have teeth! Why is fall?
SPEAKER_04If I have teeth, I wouldn't I wouldn't have pubic hair in my mouth. I'd rather have teeth in my mouth.
SPEAKER_07Imagine having pubic teeth. I mean, pubic hair for teeth.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I would not do that.
SPEAKER_05What about you, Lex? I think every time you talk, you'd be spitting.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it'd be gross. It'll look like a look like a nasty snatch, bro.
SPEAKER_05Ugh. What were you doing?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it looked like a hairy open wound. And you'll sound funny. Sound like so.
SPEAKER_07Like squash, squishy. Platter plop.
SPEAKER_04You see me go like this all the time.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Why do they do that when they have no tickets?
SPEAKER_07Like rubbing their gums.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they rub their gums on their lips.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, they just rub their gums together.
SPEAKER_04Maybe it's itchy.
SPEAKER_07That or there's it's just like kind of you know how people have like little ticks that they have about themselves. Yeah. Maybe it's just something like that. It's just like kind of like a comforting thing.
SPEAKER_04I don't know. I think maybe the gum is itchy and they're like they're just trying to itch it real quick. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, they're trying to callous that shit up so they can actually chew steak with their gums. Damn, I don't know. I've seen some people with no teeth chew steak, and I'm like, where? That's it.
SPEAKER_04Al, you still got all your teeth. Al got like the hardest. Al, you have you ever had a had a tooth pulled?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I got I got my wisdom tooth pulled, bro.
SPEAKER_04That's it, right? I know you got some, you gotta strong teeth, bro. You never came out with the cookie teeth like everybody else.
SPEAKER_07Oh, stop.
SPEAKER_04Get that shit pulled.
SPEAKER_07That shit's starting.
SPEAKER_04I was going to. Like 60. I had to get one of mine pulled out like recently.
SPEAKER_07I'm scared to get my teeth pulled because I'm like, oh, how would I eat?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I've been I've been chewing chewing with the front of my skull like a fucking old person lately. I've been like skull. I look like a fucking horse. He's a chew like a horse now. Yeah, dog. I chew like a horse. I'm like I make more noise now. I make more noise when I eat because my fucking molars are gone. Well, it's spaced out. I have one here, and then the bottom one is the opposite. So it's like it looks like in the front now. It's like a checkerboard. Two in the front so much. Yeah, it looks like a chess board, actually. I'm done. I'm like, geez. I'm done. But anyways, back to life.
SPEAKER_07Do you have a useless talent that you have?
SPEAKER_04A useless talent.
SPEAKER_07Like it's a talent you have, but it's like useless.
SPEAKER_04It's not like I can spit far. What? That's that's one, right?
SPEAKER_05You what?
SPEAKER_04I'll pick on things without without remembering. From a distance. I'll gotta long distance piss. I'm good. And I aim well too, bro. Yeah, yeah, I do.
SPEAKER_07You never miss, that's for sure. You never fucking miss according to your appliances and devices.
SPEAKER_01What's yours?
SPEAKER_07What's yours? Uh I know how to make water droplets and with my mouth.
SPEAKER_04What? Like what? Ah, we both did it at the same time. That was me.
SPEAKER_07No. You're breathing hot air into the mic. Are you a That's how you're all right? Stop, stop. Anybody? I'll let you go. See how your hair is just hot, bro.
SPEAKER_04That's against the mic. What? Because you got your mad fire and your mic is so cooler than mine. No, no, no. I didn't even bring my potty mic, so I was like ten years old.
SPEAKER_07Mine would have blown yours out the water if I had my potty mic. How about that?
SPEAKER_04What? What? See? I can do it, motherfucker. I can do it. I can fucking do it way better than you. Alright, but anyways, Al, so um, have you got I mean we I know we probably talked about this already. Um, have you seen um Space God? What? Space God.
SPEAKER_07The alien Scientology.
SPEAKER_05Oh that stupid shit you posted the other day.
SPEAKER_04It's so funny, dog.
SPEAKER_05Space god He talked about fucking $100 million for his child support or some shit.
SPEAKER_04No, yeah, you know, he was they were like, they were like, how many kids you got? He was like, I got about uh a hundred uh a hundred thousand and seven.
SPEAKER_07What the fuck is this?
SPEAKER_04It was so funny. It was the alien, like the alien on um the 85 South.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, okay. I was like, wait a minute.
SPEAKER_04And it's so funny because um DC Youngfly could not stop fucking laughing like because he's next to him, and the dude is so good with the improv. Like he's really good just improvising the interview.
SPEAKER_07I've seen some clips on Facebook. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04He did a good job being the alien, you know. It was so funny, man. And then but I saw him before that, you know, but him on the interview, hilarious, great. Like now everybody's starting to like put him in interviews down. He's making a lot of money right now. Yeah, yeah. It was it, I think it's like fucking genius.
SPEAKER_07Shit, I need I need a job like that because I don't really like being on stage and be in the center of attention as myself. Like, not as myself, but just like in raw form. But if I was like a character, I think I would be able to.
SPEAKER_04Hell yeah. If I was to pay to be like, you know, uh have somebody put makeup on me for two hours every morning and then just do a bunch of clips throughout the whole day and then you know, serve like one clip a day.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, or two clips a day of my character. Like you do some throughout the whole day on and off, and then you just use whatever highlight clips were.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, dog, and that'll be great. I want to do it. I have a character, I have a couple of characters.
SPEAKER_07Oh well, I I brought my camera today, so we could probably hit some skits.
SPEAKER_04I mean, I need my wigs, I need my my my my Well, we gotta start getting we gotta get some props then.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I need like We definitely need to get some skits in before you fucking bounce out at the end.
SPEAKER_04I need angel wings.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Did you hear me?
SPEAKER_07You said your what?
SPEAKER_04I need angel wings. Uh I need like fucking, no, I need like some spanks. Uh one Air Force black, one Air Force White. Yeah, yeah. Just put his character that I'm trying to go for.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I see.
SPEAKER_04So yeah, I need stuff.
SPEAKER_07That sounds like a multi-personality thing.
SPEAKER_04Right. I think I could do a good Uncle Festa.
SPEAKER_07Ooh, yeah. You know, like I could see that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Uncle Fettan.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04The Spanish bear. The Fettan.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, Theo Festa.
SPEAKER_04Watch somebody come up with it.
SPEAKER_07Nah, that's what I'm saying. You gotta record that and post. I'm like I mean, you send me what he does. You send me the footage, I can I can edit it right on the spot. Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_04I'll study I'll study Christopher Lloyd. Because he was like the best Fester. Yeah. I think. You know. Well, from what I remember, because I know the Fester when I was like a little kid kid, but he wasn't that amazing to me.
SPEAKER_07The 90s fester.
SPEAKER_04Not like Christopher, no, that was Christopher Lloyd.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I was gonna say I'm like that's what I was hoping that's what you were talking about.
SPEAKER_04It's not like I'm smoking crack right out the right out of the goddamn crackling and shit.
SPEAKER_07That's some good shit, diggy. Yeah, thank you. Nigga smoking glue. Oh shit. Harden glue. Yo, I'm dizzy. I'm dizzy.
SPEAKER_04Oh shit, I'm dizzy. Holy shit, I can't open my eyes.
SPEAKER_06I can't open my eyes. Nigga said, my oh yo, he's oh yo, yo, yo, you can't. Go young yin.
SPEAKER_03Sorry, sorry, I don't mean to cough.
SPEAKER_07Yo, cry. Bro, this screen's trippy.
SPEAKER_04Use the water. I know, isn't it?
SPEAKER_07That's probably why you couldn't open your eyes. You see now? You start panicking.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Big J and Bobby.
SPEAKER_04Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yo, what do y'all what do y'all think about this whole papoose and Remy? I know it's been a while people been talking about. Are they?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, they've been done. He was starting to dating some other bitch. I for I've got to be like, Yeah, Clarissa. Yeah, yeah. We think about her. I was kind of like surprised with that mix up because I'm like, for one, she's like way younger. But it's not even that. But and then it's like, I don't know, they just don't look like I mean, if you think about it. I mean, Papu's box too. Now that I'm talking out loud about it, now I kind of see that. Yo, you hear us?
SPEAKER_04You hear us? Lex, you hear us?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You hear us, Lexus?
unknownHello.
SPEAKER_04Yo.
SPEAKER_07Yo. He's faking it. He's about to hang up on it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he's faking it right now. He's a little hang up on these niggas. I mean N-words.
SPEAKER_04Yo.
SPEAKER_02Yo. Yo.
SPEAKER_04Hold on, I said. Trav it out. Lex. Oh, there it is. I got it. Alright, but um, yeah, Clarissa Shield. Field Shield. Clarissa Shield.
SPEAKER_07I don't I don't yeah. I don't see I just I I see the his type because she's like, you know how Remy used to go. Not a bulldog, but I'm talking about somebody called uh Frenchie.
SPEAKER_04No, wasn't it 50? 50 called uh Frenchie.
SPEAKER_07He likes them like rugged bitches. Because like Remy's not Remy's not a soft woman.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Matt Remy talk like this.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, she's not a soft woman. On dead dogs.
SPEAKER_03TSN word.
SPEAKER_07On dead dogs. That's like a thing. Undead dogs. So like I can see that energy that he likes, but yeah, she definitely That's different. I can't really like image wise, I don't see the type. I don't know. I don't see the same type of the energy, yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_04Sorry, I just got um I was taxed, he said got disconnected, he said he's gonna shower and stuff.
SPEAKER_07Oh he's gonna go wash his ass.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_07He was like, hello, hello, hello. I'm gonna fucking hang out. Oh, isn't that one of our sponsors?
SPEAKER_04He's like, I'm gonna fucking hang up on one of these motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_07Isn't that one of our sponsors? Uh wash your ass today.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah, yeah. Go ahead. You wanna um what was the product again?
SPEAKER_07Uh it's uh wash your ass today.
SPEAKER_04Wash your ass today. That's all one word. Wash your ass today.
SPEAKER_07Wash your ass today.
SPEAKER_04Wash your ass today soap.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Wash your ass today's soap. Get it on washyourassoday.com.com guys, if you really want the soap, how is that soap? Once you rub it all over your body, how do you feel?
SPEAKER_07It's like it gives you like a minty tingle.
SPEAKER_04It does, like kind of like denerex. Remember denerex? Oh, we can't even say that online.
SPEAKER_07We'll say uh desk and renew's it has the consistency of like whipped cream.
SPEAKER_04It does. It's very creamy.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Especially when it's like instead of like soap lather, it's a creamy lather. Like you're fucking getting jizzed on it.
SPEAKER_07And if you want to get a little, you know, spicy and like bonus up the cleansing, throw a bath bomb in there. It doesn't burn. It fuzzes it out.
SPEAKER_04It doesn't burn.
SPEAKER_07No. It just gives you a m it's like a mint balm for your anus.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_07So wash your ass today. Wash your ass today.
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SPEAKER_07I think that's the only one we have right now. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04No, no, no. We got more sponsors, but I just we want to keep continuing on the show, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07So I feel like we should uh, you know, share some love, you know, one one company per episode. Yeah. What's up? So we don't get overwhelmed.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_07You know. Did you watch it today?
SPEAKER_04I did wash my eyes today.
SPEAKER_07I did.
SPEAKER_04I I washed my eyes today with the brown soap. You know what the brown soap is?
SPEAKER_07The brown soap is the soap that you made brown?
SPEAKER_04No, no. It's the brown soap that combs brown.
SPEAKER_07Oh, it comes brown? Combs brown in the blackage.
SPEAKER_04In a brown box.
SPEAKER_07What if the color of your comb was according to the color of your skin?
SPEAKER_04Oh. I think if that ever happens in real life, you'd have an infection.
SPEAKER_07But I mean it's like made for your body type. Like if a a black eye.
SPEAKER_04Brown cum.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Brown cum? That would look like shit.
SPEAKER_07Look like poop noodles.
SPEAKER_04It looked like soy noodles.
SPEAKER_07Soy noodles.
SPEAKER_04It'll look like a sarister sauce. Yeah, you remember that sauce? The Worcestershire.
SPEAKER_07Worcestershire. Some people say Worcester.
SPEAKER_04Worcestershire.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_04Worcester.
SPEAKER_07Or Worcester sauce.
SPEAKER_04Fucking Worcester sauce.
SPEAKER_07Fucking Worcester kid.
SPEAKER_04Dude, stop fucking playing with us, kid. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_07Dude, kick that, bro.
SPEAKER_04Dude, you're fucking you, dude. You're from the bean. Huh?
SPEAKER_07I'm the I'm from the bean. I see you got the fucking bean. I started the bean flickin'.
SPEAKER_04Dude.
SPEAKER_07I invented that.
SPEAKER_04Bean flickin' dude?
SPEAKER_07Bean flickin' in the being.
SPEAKER_04You fucking bean flicker dude?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm a bean flicker, kid.
SPEAKER_04Is it upside down or fucking face flick? I mean I.
SPEAKER_07I hang out, you know?
SPEAKER_04Fucking hey dude. I fucking flicked plenty of beans, cat. Especially in middle school, kid.
SPEAKER_07I started flicker.com.
SPEAKER_04Oh, really? Yeah.
SPEAKER_07First it started with flicker beans and now it's like flicker picture.
SPEAKER_04Oh shit. Sorry. I never been on that.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's uh send me a link. Yeah, I'm gonna have to send you a link of a bean flick. Oh yeah, that'd be cool now.
SPEAKER_04We'll we'll we'll put it on the um the comments and all that shit. Or whatever, but um I wanna I wanna do uh some live. I wanna do some live YouTubes, dude. What? Who what? What happens?
SPEAKER_07I think that was just so funny.com the flicker, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_04Flick her. Flicker. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? We should get flicker clickers.
SPEAKER_06Oh.
SPEAKER_03So you'd be like, shut up, bitch, mute. Dude, get a fucking flicker kicker kid. That would be fucking wicked pisser, dude. Yeah, it would be just looked at each other when I just said that pisser.
SPEAKER_06And then it looked like a light bumble.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna piss on the wicked flick on the click of the fucking wicked flip and click on the fucking click on.com.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's the other sponsor who we forgot.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07We forgot, yeah. Actually, yeah, that sponsor, man. I don't know how we could forget that one.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we got a lot of sponsors, dog. I'm telling you, dog. Dude, we're gonna have fucking uh I got Jamie. Jamie Licker's the fucking Jamie Licker, dude.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I remember Jamie, dude.
SPEAKER_04Jamie Licker, dude.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, I like Jamie before.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, hopefully they'll fucking hit his back. You know what they're saying, dude? Yeah, you know, Jameis's little sister.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah, Jamie. Jamie, dude. She's the one that got freckles on the face.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, because they got the Captain Morgan and they got fucking um Admiral, what's his name? Admiral Nelson plastic bottle.
SPEAKER_06I've had my fair share when I've been a teenager. You never see that? No, I've seen it, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, I just cracked myself up. Sorry.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that was good.
SPEAKER_04I was like, Jameson, I said the sister Jamie.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, she's the one with the freckles on her, too.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what? What did I say? Oh my god, that was great. Sorry. It was a freestyle. I can't remember my freestyles, bro.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you're not supposed to, usually.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I said um Captain Morgan.
SPEAKER_07Oh, Admiral Nelson?
SPEAKER_04Admiral Nelson That's real shit. It's like a lion.
SPEAKER_07You know the Captain Crunch, the store brand origin uh equivalent.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, wasn't it like uh sweet crunches or some shit? Like that big ass bag like a pillow?
SPEAKER_07No, it was like Sheriff Crunch.
SPEAKER_04Sheriff Smooshy.
SPEAKER_02It's not even crunchy, it's just smooshy.
SPEAKER_06It's like already, it's already like satin milk and they sell it.
SPEAKER_04Oh, the dust in the bottom.
SPEAKER_07I'm not even gonna lie, I used to love that dust. You know what's it? Because it made like the Illus milk drink, everything.
SPEAKER_04Like a fucking cake? You crush that dust. Well, Captain Crunch.
SPEAKER_07Yo, we gotta talk to Sheree about this. Oh shit. We had a consultation.
SPEAKER_04Captain Crunch Cake.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah. Oh, we just did something.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, yo. We did something. Yo, our eyes lit up like two little fucking babies. Two fucking looking at a fucking uh a fucking nice warm bottle. After crying. My mouth kinda watered.
SPEAKER_07I was like, ooh.
SPEAKER_04We were like, we saw that bottle, we're like looking for the nipple and all. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's how I just felt.
SPEAKER_07That was beautiful. Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_04I have to like Captain Crunch dust.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we're gonna have to do that.
unknownOh my god.
SPEAKER_07We're gonna talk about it. Imagine it was like What if they came out with a Captain Crunch cheesecake?
SPEAKER_04Oh I thought you said, what if they came out with Captain Crunch cocaine?
SPEAKER_06I think that would ruin a lot of lives.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but people have diabetes with it with the whole problem. Yeah. With the whole addiction. But fuck the body goes cheese. Captain Crunch cheesecake? Yeah. Yo, like the powder over the cheesecake.
SPEAKER_07Or even like the flavor throughout the cheesecake. The swirl colors too from like uh Captain Crunch Berries. We have to remember this. Yeah, we're gonna do that.
SPEAKER_04Are we gonna forget?
SPEAKER_07Nah, I'm too fat for that.
SPEAKER_04I'm not gonna forget.
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_04Sure.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because after this podcast, I'm gonna be like, yo, she.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. She'll be like, oh my god.
SPEAKER_07You guys are ridiculous.
SPEAKER_04Who's gonna go to the store?
SPEAKER_07And then she goes Ooh, you know what I would get though?
SPEAKER_04Betty Crocker dog.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah. I like Betty Crocker.
SPEAKER_04I think that's the best store I like. Uh just dough or whatever you make, you know, the powder.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Betty Crocker's not bad.
SPEAKER_04That's the only vanilla cake that I would eat. I'm not into vanilla.
SPEAKER_07I'm not really into cake. Cheesecake is one thing. But like I love cheesecake. I like ice cream cake. Something about cake just makes me feel sick.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, people don't have to. To me, it has to be like that. Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines, man. That's just it, dog. Has to be that. Because I was raised with that, and it has to be chocolate. But chocolate head.
SPEAKER_07You know what?
SPEAKER_04You know, that shit I have it with chocolate, with chocolate cocoa, or or even chocolate, like even coffee. I'll have to.
SPEAKER_07Thinking back though, I used to never like chocolate ice cream, and now I like chocolate ice cream. I like chocolate cake because it kind of reminds me of like a brownie in a sense, but there's that German German chocolate. That German chocolate cake.
SPEAKER_04With the crust, there's like a chocolate crust over it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I had that for my birthday plenty of times. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07It's like sometimes. And it's got the caramel layer in it, too. Oh, that shit's so bomb.
SPEAKER_04Bro, come on, man. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Stop. That I I can get with some milk.
SPEAKER_04Shit. Um, we went we went to the the Garden of Olive. Right? It's the hood version. Yeah what I mean? Yeah, we went there and shit. She ordered uh uh like a the triple mousse layer cake. Yeah, damn it was like it was like triple layer chocolate mousse joint. Joint. Yeah, doggy. Uh and it was so much food, they really stepped it up. You know, maybe one day I'll you know I'll say their name the right way. Because all the sugar.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but sugar usually makes people like not going to sleep. And it is the cocoa too.
SPEAKER_04There is cocoa and obviously the chocolate, but um, it is the sugar that's added to it. Now if you just had chocolate cake and it was chocolate with no defrosting without all the extra shit that's in it, then it'll be less sugar. I would guess.
SPEAKER_07I don't know, it's weird because like when you eat a when you eat a brownie, you know, it's a little different than the cake, right?
SPEAKER_04I don't know, do you feel different after? Are you tired after?
SPEAKER_07I just feel fat. Yeah, I hell yeah. I just feel like heavy in the gut, but I don't feel tired.
SPEAKER_04And you just like fuck myself. I hate myself. Yeah, I feel terrible. I feel good. That was so good.
SPEAKER_07But like I'm not a sweets person as a rule, like I'm more of a salty, savory person. I every so often get away.
SPEAKER_04So you just eat you get up and eat like a wing that's cold in the fridge. Yeah. Yeah, me too. I do all both. Maybe I'm just all of it.
SPEAKER_07I like yeah, salty savory. I like the fat on like chicken and steak and pork chops.
SPEAKER_04Hell yeah, I'll be telling Sharice, that's that's the part she's basically bad for me though. Especially the pork chop. When the pork chop is seared and all crispy, but the outside's crispy, and as soon as you bite into it, it's all fat and it's like flavors and how you motherfucker. Motherfricker. Yeah, stupid, dumb vinegar. Vinegar. Vinegar. He said he said vinegar.
SPEAKER_07Fucked up. He went to go say vinegar and it could still say vinegar.
SPEAKER_04I'm Puerto Rican, man. I can't actually blame it on this. I want. Yeah, but I don't try to influence it. But yeah. Um Doug. Right. Spider.
SPEAKER_07Spider.
SPEAKER_04Klaus. Klaus. That's a guy's name. I wasn't even going with a rhyme. I was going with the animal. I said dog, you said cat.
SPEAKER_07And I'm like, Dr. Fauci.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you went and totally left. Wait, what? You went off topic, yeah. Yeah. He was like, scientifical facts in a goddamn green sheet paper.
SPEAKER_07You ever watch Carl Sagan?
SPEAKER_04Science. He's a car wash. Yeah. Yeah, you went crazy with it. Sorry.
SPEAKER_07My brain just wanted to go where it went.
SPEAKER_04It's all right, man. That happens. Yeah. But uh, what are you looking at my feet, bro?
SPEAKER_07I'm like, yo, yo, yeah, you laugh. Your laugh sounded like you was trying to start some rusty old Chevy truck.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, actually.
SPEAKER_07The start it was just not clicking.
SPEAKER_04Oh, God.
SPEAKER_07Just wouldn't turn over.
SPEAKER_04I think I almost had a heart attack right there, bro.
SPEAKER_07You gotta clip that. You gotta click that laugh. Sound like a fucking car door. It does so.
SPEAKER_04It does. Alright, my brother. It was always a pleasure. It's what it's it is always a pleasure to fucking be in your presence because I love you so much, you're my brother. And uh I'm so glad that we're starting to do this again. And I hope everybody just starts uh following us. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna do some extra stuff. And I think we should still go like YouTube Live.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we'll definitely end up with it.
SPEAKER_04Bring it live on YouTube and uh get shit cracking. Um let me see. I think I I still have that uh that whatchamacallit where you can uh fucking uh plug away. Hey bro, why are you so we didn't even do the intro, but fuck that.
SPEAKER_07They already know who we are.
SPEAKER_04Well no, the intro's in the intro's in there.
SPEAKER_07Alright, alright, alright, I you know I'm just so used to.
SPEAKER_04I know it's been a long time.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, so uh yeah, make sure you check me out on real what is it? What is it? Uh real K Banks, uh it's R-E-E-L, Real K N G Banks on Instagram, Facebook, and look at my finger. What? I'm looking.
SPEAKER_04My the tip of my finger.
SPEAKER_07Oh shit. Oh, that's a spider.
SPEAKER_08Spider Man!
SPEAKER_07It's fucking so yeah, as I was plugging in, I'm like Real KG Banks on Facebook, Instagram, uh, TikTok. And there's more, I'm sure I'm gonna plug in some more. But uh yeah, check us out. We do uh all types of filming production, skits, short films, music videos, commercials, events, birthday parties, whatever you want it. It could be a private consultation for any type of freak shit. But we we you know we just here to support the you know the whole vibes for everybody that they that's looking for a vision. So holla at us, make sure it's real K and G Banks on Facebook and Instagram. This is KG Banks talking to you straightforward and uh yeah, thank you for tuning in. Appreciate the support. How about yourself, bro?
SPEAKER_04That was fucking awesome. You know, that was awesome. Yeah, me. Um I don't know if you even said it already, but yeah, the Sub With You podcast on uh on Instagram. Follow us. Um, I'm gonna try to update that as much as I can. Uh it's been a while. Um, catch me on Lota. I am Lota Ox on Instagram if you just wanna like follow me. Um, whatever. Uh I don't know what else right now.
SPEAKER_07Right now, we're just gonna be able to do that.
SPEAKER_04Tune in, subscribe, share. Um, we're just we're just two brothers, you know, just updating our lives, man. Like, because it's gonna be one day we're gonna be dead, and then somebody's gonna be like, you know what, man? I miss King. You know what? I remember he had this podcast, and I'm gonna listen to his voice because he brought me so much joy into my life.
SPEAKER_07My annoying voice.
SPEAKER_04You know?
SPEAKER_07Hey, whoever does, bless your heart.
SPEAKER_04That's what I'm saying. But uh, yeah, um that's it, bro. I mean, I I we we went in here with no notes. I have no notes in front of me to plug anything. We're just we're raw dogs.
SPEAKER_07You're not in your natural state. That's you know, yeah, I cover the natural state shit.
SPEAKER_04So yeah, one day we'll have like, you know, a whole uh production team that we can trust. Yeah. Because right now we can only trust each other.
SPEAKER_07Investors are important too. So if you ever want to, on a serious note, really want to get sponsored or shouted out, make sure you talk to us, holler at us, inbox us, and uh we'll send you details as far as uh the the emails to contact for that type of stuff. So we'll leave that in the comments or in the bio of the captions or whatever. So make sure you holler.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, us advertising any product is gonna be absolutely amazing, amazing, definitely, definitely and obviously funny, yes sir. Alright, guys, um, till next time.
SPEAKER_07It's K baby, we out.
SPEAKER_04Load the ox, peace.
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