A Nice Call From AL Ep.42

We got a call from AL!!!!! we miss this man. WE talk about the usual shit. Just tune in asap. FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE PLEASE... THANKS dont forget to SHARE.

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SPEAKER_04 0:38

Oh my god, who's calling?

SPEAKER_01 0:45

Hello.

SPEAKER_04 1:23

You're on the show right now. You're on the show to tell everybody you say what's up. He's like a ninja turtle inside your shell. Oh my god. The elbow pads and the knee pads and the eye then the iPad. I mean whatever that is, the I the eye thing, the eye patch is off right now. If you was a ninja turtle, what color would you be? You can't you can't pick the same color. You can't pick the same colors that they already have. I would be brown. Why brown? I don't know, it's different. They don't have it.

SPEAKER_05 2:14

These niggas really call me to talk on a fucking podcast.

SPEAKER_04 2:19

Yeah, you're the fucking you're the other host, you fucking dipshit motherfucker. Never knew that. I thought there were two faces on the front of that post. Well, we were trying to get your face on it, but you was like, I can't podcast. I peed all over my computer.

SPEAKER_05 2:39

Stupid nigga.

SPEAKER_04 2:40

No, you stupid nigga. We gotta block the N-word out now. I know. It's so hard.

SPEAKER_05 2:48

You guys are so fucking sensitive. You wanna block the fucking two?

SPEAKER_04 2:52

Well, we have to, Al. We have to make some kind of money off of this, because this is gold. Comedy gold, dude. Comedy gold. That sucks. Huh? So it's a PG podcast. Nah. They have to subscribe to the real shit. Yeah, yeah. Once we get the raw. We get the um the the uh the we can just do like voiceover. The the website going.

SPEAKER_07 3:16

The website they have to pay for the raw shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know's where it's safe, you know.

SPEAKER_04 3:22

Or we can say Nigerian nightmare. We can say vinegar. We can say vinegar. You know what I mean? We can say vinegar all the time. Redouted. You know what I mean? Redouted D. You're gonna have to beep some of this shit out. We're just gonna bleep you out, the whole thing. It's gonna be like boo. 45 minutes of Yeah, I love you, man. I hope you're doing better. I know you've been sick and you haven't been doing well. And uh, we've been busy obviously trying to get our lives and minds straight.

SPEAKER_05 3:59

But too much shit going on in here, man. Of course.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

I know. It's you know, you know how it is, it's life. We modern day slaves, man. We just living that life.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

That's not what I'm talking about. What?

SPEAKER_04 4:15

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard, I heard. But don't, because then you'll be like the rest of your life in jail. I mean, it's it is three hots in a cot, but don't.

SPEAKER_05 4:28

It is. Whatever, it's getting to that point where I'm gonna just start blasting in the face. Nigerian in the face.

SPEAKER_04 4:36

I don't know, man. I mean, who is it uh? Is Bernie's brother, you said?

SPEAKER_05 4:42

Excuse me. You got a big mouth on him, just like her dude.

SPEAKER_04 4:52

Hey, you should invite me over for dinner.

SPEAKER_07 4:56

Yeah, for what? So you can eat them up, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 4:59

Right. Like, ain't nobody seen shit, right? Ain't nobody seen shit.

SPEAKER_05 5:06

Yeah. Yeah. I tried, you know what I'm saying? I tried to just to get along, I can't do it no more. I'm lying to myself, I do. Kind of how it feels. I know, I know.

SPEAKER_04 5:25

Uh I know, I know. I know how it is to like just live with a person and you just don't want them around. That's just it. Oh, yeah. So especially if they're overbounding their boundaries, you know.

SPEAKER_05 5:39

But other than that, they're both the same people, bro. They're both born one day one day after the other.

SPEAKER_04 5:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 5:46

So I'm dealing with two of the same people. Out.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I can understand. Completely. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Al.

SPEAKER_05 5:57

No, you ain't gonna be sorry about nothing, dog.

SPEAKER_04 6:00

I know, you know. But um, as in your health, you said you haven't been doing good, so and I see it. So I hope you're starting to get better.

SPEAKER_05 6:11

Excuse me. I don't mean to be buried. Yeah, it sucks the old you guys.

SPEAKER_04 6:20

No, I know. Fucking sucks, balls. It's the biggest thing.

SPEAKER_05 6:24

Trying to get out of his house and do something, man, and I just can't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

Yeah. No, I know. I finally got that goddamn uh the fat small Jeep fixed finally after fucking like five months, because I had to put one part in the fucking goddamn vehicle a month. Like one part a month because I'm so broke.

SPEAKER_07 6:47

You think you fix something, it's really not?

SPEAKER_04 6:49

Yeah, no, it's not even that. There was a bunch of shit that needed to be fixed, but I could only afford one part per month. You know what I mean? But now I all I have to do is get the goddamn shit uh aligned and uh uh one new tire, and that's it. It'll be straight. It's almost like brand new, it'll be good enough to sell. Right. But I'll probably be selling it from all the money I put into it. You know what I mean? But um, it's been tough, man. I almost quit the I almost quit the um the office like a hundred times the past two, three months, man.

SPEAKER_07 7:26

When's the most recent time that you gonna be?

SPEAKER_04 7:28

Um probably yesterday, the day before. It's like 10 minutes. Yeah, because we get we get new bosses every two to three months. And they come in there with their high horse, they talk shit, change shit around, and they make you so uncomfortable before you leave. So you hit the road with an attitude, you want to fucking kill everybody on the road, you want to tell the people that you see your clients to fuck off, you know, and then you come back and you're you're ready to fucking just you don't want to be in the office at all. Yeah. So that's that's what's going on, but it's bullshit. But I'm I just I have two beers and two nips at night and and I'm done.

SPEAKER_07 8:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:07

That's it.

SPEAKER_07 8:08

A little relaxation.

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Yeah, I don't go overboard because I know I gotta wake up in the morning.

SPEAKER_07 8:13

Right. Oh, terrible.

SPEAKER_05 8:18

I think that's why I'm losing my mind.

SPEAKER_04 8:20

No, no, of course. Because you don't know how how to function without the alcohol. So you gotta learn how to function without that shit in your brain. I'm the same way because I'd be like, I'll go like seven, ten to two weeks without drinking, and I'm like, what am I doing with my life? Like my life sucks. I'd be like, damn, nigga, I'd rather just be nice and lit and enjoy what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_07 8:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:47

You know, but at the same time, you're you're you're poisoning yourself for you not to live that long.

SPEAKER_07 8:52

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 8:53

So I'm like, uh, I mean, fuck it. I'd rather just drink and just go all out and say, hey, fuck my health. But at the same time, at the end, it's gonna hurt. It's gonna be painful, yeah. It's gonna be painful to your family to see you to go that way. It's it's a whole bunch of other shit behind it, you know.

SPEAKER_07 9:11

The dog just busts the door open.

SPEAKER_04 9:13

I know, get the fuck out. Get out.

SPEAKER_05 9:18

It was really good. That's good.

SPEAKER_04 9:19

That's good. Because smoking is money up the pocket.

SPEAKER_05 9:26

Yeah. I'm either eating too much or just stupid, you know.

SPEAKER_07 9:31

No, I hear you. It's not the same as a big thing.

SPEAKER_04 9:33

That's how I am. I'll be eating too much. Like a motherfucker. Yo, my stomach looks like Papa Smurf's belly.

SPEAKER_07 9:40

I got a pop belly right now.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

You know how Papa Smurf is skinny in all his limbs?

SPEAKER_07 9:46

That's how I look when I put a beanie on. Oh yeah. It's actually bad.

SPEAKER_04 9:51

I look like Papa Smurf too.

SPEAKER_07 9:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:53

I think we all look like Papa Smurf.

SPEAKER_07 9:55

I got called a Smurf not too long ago. I mean, I mean, come on. And then uh Yeah, well, the beanie.

SPEAKER_04 10:03

If I never met you and you came through, I'd be like, yo, there's a Smurf in here. That's a real Smurf, nigga. I mean, N word.

SPEAKER_05 10:16

I mean, Edward. I miss you, Al.

SPEAKER_07 10:20

Yeah, we miss you, brother.

SPEAKER_05 10:21

I miss you guys too, man. I'm just like going through a lot of shit, man.

SPEAKER_07 10:25

I know we all are, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot, man.

SPEAKER_04 10:30

You and King are just very vocal about it on Facebook.

SPEAKER_07 10:33

Well, you know, I don't really talk much on Facebook.

SPEAKER_04 10:36

Nigga, what? I mean, Edward, what?

SPEAKER_07 10:39

Compared to how like my ranch.

SPEAKER_05 10:42

I unfriended King. I don't want to hear that shit anymore.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

Really, you unfriended him, dog? He's lying.

SPEAKER_05 10:48

I was like, no, no, I can't take it.

SPEAKER_07 10:54

Did y'all hear that? I haven't even um worried.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

I can hear you.

SPEAKER_05 11:03

Oh, it's a whiskey and people aren't friendly on Facebook, man. It's just a lot to me, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_07 11:11

I try and I try and chill out and I'm like, it's just Facebook. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:23

It's just too much right now. Yeah, where I really want to put my hands on people where I'm trying to keep my hands together. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 11:33

I don't knock you for it.

SPEAKER_05 11:34

Yeah, I don't know what's going on to nobody, bro. Ever since ever since fucking Christmas, nigga? I've been lit. I've been wanting to like just fucking blow up on motherfuckers. Doug, why don't you get back into your music?

SPEAKER_07 11:47

Why don't you start making some music?

SPEAKER_04 11:50

Start start making artwork, dog. Why don't you start drawing again, dog? Draw it and then make a TikTok of all your drawings, bro. That'll be sick. You know how many followers you get, how much money you get.

SPEAKER_07 12:03

Like draw the things you want to do, endorsements, everything.

SPEAKER_04 12:06

Just just fucking, yeah. Make a color. Oh, draw, yeah, or draw all your your anger, like you punching the motherfucker over your futon mattress. Yeah. You know what I mean? But your draw, dog. You know you can fucking draw. Stop being a fucking non-artist. Non-artist. The fuck, man.

SPEAKER_05 12:26

He said nothing. Getting mad. I can't even fucking write my hand. My hand. I can't even write.

SPEAKER_04 12:33

Because you ain't you ain't done it in 50 years. Do some hand exercises.

SPEAKER_05 12:37

Don't jerk off.

SPEAKER_04 12:39

Don't jerk off. Just expand your fingers, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 12:43

My hands, my hands don't work the same, bro.

SPEAKER_04 12:45

Oh, you know why? It's because you haven't had the um the Xbox remote in your hand for a while.

SPEAKER_07 12:50

Stuck in Xbox mode.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Nah, nah, nah. His fucking new roommate took his Xbox.

SPEAKER_07 12:55

What?

SPEAKER_04 12:56

Yeah, jacked him. Jacked him for his space and all.

SPEAKER_07 12:59

Wait, who is this guy? Oh, is this the brother? No, no, no, he's not.

SPEAKER_05 13:03

I put my old Xbox in there.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

Oh, I thought he said he was I thought he said he was using your shit. Your space.

SPEAKER_05 13:10

He jacked me. He's using my old shit, but the point is is that you know, my space is gone, nigga. So pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 13:18

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 13:19

Just like in the corner in my room.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

The way you said that sounded so pitiful.

SPEAKER_07 13:26

Whenever you do, don't piss on it.

SPEAKER_04 13:27

That sounded so pitiful. Yeah, don't piss in that corner, nigga. I can't get over that. That was such a funny. That was such a funny episode. Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_05 13:38

I can't, I can't, I can't listen to no shit, dog.

SPEAKER_07 13:42

Why?

SPEAKER_05 13:42

Every time you be trying to send that shit to me, I can't I can't get on that shit.

SPEAKER_04 13:47

Um you have uh um don't have no iPhone shit.

SPEAKER_05 13:50

Yeah, no. Well you go to Buzz Sprout. Yeah, it won't let me. It's all iPhone shit.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

You go to Buzz Sprout.

SPEAKER_07 13:55

Yeah, Buzz Sprout has it's compatible.

SPEAKER_04 13:57

Buzz Sprout is Android, bro. And then um iTunes is iTunes. Yeah. Stoopy though.

SPEAKER_07 14:03

There's two platforms.

SPEAKER_04 14:04

Get with the program, old man.

SPEAKER_07 14:06

Two platforms for all phones.

SPEAKER_04 14:08

Yeah, man. Get with the technology, dude.

SPEAKER_07 14:13

Yeah, he's been sleeping a lot. He's missing out on that.

SPEAKER_04 14:16

Exactly. He's just waking up from his slumber.

SPEAKER_07 14:19

He's like in a call and he wakes up. It's like 2077.

SPEAKER_04 14:22

Yeah, what's that shit? The bears of the hibernation.

SPEAKER_07 14:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

He's got like a fucking.

SPEAKER_05 14:28

I'm fucking fasting, bro. I've been eating all day and then Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:31

Do you want to fast or you just have no food?

SPEAKER_05 14:34

Fasting. There's more blood sugars and all that shit.

SPEAKER_04 14:37

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

It's gonna regulate.

unknown 14:41

Yeah, man. I know.

SPEAKER_07 14:42

Calibrate back to work. It's not a bad thing though, you know. It's kinda like the universe is slowing you down. So you can focus on you.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_07 14:55

Sometimes we need that. It's uncomfortable. It's not fun. But I'm going through it myself.

SPEAKER_05 15:02

Nah, I'm I'm swearing through it right now, dog. Like it's been fucking six hours. I'm like, I wanna eat it so bad.

SPEAKER_07 15:09

I get it.

SPEAKER_04 15:10

I want to stuff my face, but yeah, this I mean I go I go through the days like I want to stop stuffing my face. I'd be like, I just need to stop eating.

SPEAKER_07 15:22

I just want to lose my gut.

SPEAKER_04 15:24

Yeah, I'd be like, oh my god, but everything's so delicious, and I'm such a food whore.

SPEAKER_07 15:29

Yeah. Yeah, you have an addiction. You have a like food addiction.

SPEAKER_04 15:35

I'm just a fucking slut for fucking food.

SPEAKER_07 15:40

I'm a slut.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

I'm a fucking hoa.

SPEAKER_07 15:44

A hoa. Yeah, I remember my like my teachers used to talk like that. They'd be like, number four.

SPEAKER_04 15:50

A fow I'm like, a what?

SPEAKER_07 15:52

A fower.

SPEAKER_04 15:54

Yo, close that door for me, B.

SPEAKER_07 15:56

If you can, please.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Hold on, I gotta move the Oh then you gotta move everything. No. It's because people are disrespectful. No, the dogs are disrespectful. Hold on. Guys, get out. Now, you dumb son of a bitches. Now, get out. But yeah, I'm such a fucking food hoa. Like, what's the best place that you like to eat, eat, eat, eat? Like, there's people who like carnival food. There's people who like just like restaurants. There's people who like sub shops. Because I like mom and pop places.

SPEAKER_07 16:32

So because I'm so I'm not picky. I just don't know what I want, so I get a little bit of everything. So I'm more of like a buffet guy. Or like a hot pot place.

SPEAKER_04 16:45

But then you be having them stomach aches after them damn buffets.

SPEAKER_07 16:49

I'd be having the like ills.

SPEAKER_04 16:51

Like the shits, you don't have the ill shits? It depends because like they usually be the Chinese restaurants, no? In Massachusetts.

SPEAKER_07 17:00

I mean, I I haven't been to a buff, like Chinese buffet in like over ten years.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Oh, so well, buffet.

SPEAKER_07 17:08

I usually just go to like uh Golden Corral. Oh, I loved me some Golden Corral.

SPEAKER_04 17:12

I did too until I saw all this shit on the internet with the workers and look, you're gonna see all types of shit about the correct.

SPEAKER_07 17:18

Yeah, of course. You know what I mean? At the end of the day, I gotta eat. If I don't get sick, then you know, fuck it. I lived another day to eat again. You know what I mean? Yeah. But as far as like the hot pots, the last hot pot place that I've been to that I would I really fucking liked was out in Jacksonville. Cause they had hot pot.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

What is what is that?

SPEAKER_07 17:40

So you go, it's a buffet, basically.

SPEAKER_04 17:42

You know this Lex? I was still there. Bye, Lonnie.

unknown 17:48

Bye.

SPEAKER_04 17:48

Bye, happy Easter. I hope you had a good day. Alright, bye, babe.

SPEAKER_07 17:54

But uh yeah, the hot pot out there, it's like so basically it's all you can eat. It's sixty dollars a person. Right? And um you get they have like this raw bar, they have the meat bar, like raw meat bar, they have all this other shit, like vegetables and stuff that you can go and handpick, because there's certain ones that like so for an example, like they had this system where they had these like robotic little conveyor things, and it they would just have put the bowls on there filled with Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, different ingredients, and it it would just like conveyor by you, and if you want it, you can just grab it and put it on your plate. Oh, I saw that. So you say Japan?

SPEAKER_04 18:31

You said in Georgia? Or what?

SPEAKER_07 18:32

Yeah, it was in Jacksonville. Oh, okay, okay. Oh Florida, Florida, Florida. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:36

So uh I was thinking like Japan, because they have that shit in Japan and Tokyo.

SPEAKER_07 18:41

Yeah, yeah, so so the hot pot, yeah, it conveyors to you. So the hot so basically, like you have your own grill in your hot pot in front of you, so you cook your own food. That's gangster. So like that's those are the type of buffets I go to because I'm like 60 bucks, it's well worth spent, and it's on good quality food.

SPEAKER_04 18:57

And you make it of yourself.

SPEAKER_07 18:58

Yeah. You make it of it.

SPEAKER_04 19:00

Nobody's spitting on your shit, rubbing their fucking dick on it.

SPEAKER_07 19:04

The only thing that they fucking the only thing they ask is like what kind of broth do you want? You want some spicy?

SPEAKER_04 19:10

Yeah, do you want some fucking broth? Or you want my broth? Brother.

SPEAKER_07 19:14

Yeah. You want some broth, brother? You like the creamy? I get I get the spicy, creamy, so spicy, thick, creamy?

SPEAKER_04 19:22

Yeah. I like. I mean, when you bite into it, you bite into it.

SPEAKER_07 19:26

I'm dead. Yeah, it's it's dope because like you're not getting like already cooked fish, so you know it's not frozen, you know. It's like all this raw food, all this raw seafood that you go and pick a bowl full of whatever you want. You can make your own sauces and all that other shit. And uh you just bring it back to your table and you grill it or you throw it in your soup.

SPEAKER_04 19:50

And then I remember somebody talking about that, like a comedian saying what the fuck am I paying for? I'm paying I'm paying to pay a fucking to cook my sauce. To cook my own shit.

SPEAKER_07 20:00

You know, like it's the amount of food that it's a buffet. And honestly, for a buffet of that type of quality, 60 bucks is not bad. Yeah. Two people 120 bucks.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

So you leave there full.

SPEAKER_07 20:11

Yeah. And they got dessert bar and all that too. The only thing like you don't have to I think you you pay for your drink once and then you get free refills the whole time.

SPEAKER_04 20:21

So it's kind of gangster.

SPEAKER_07 20:23

Yeah. But as far as like alcohol, you don't get that like free refilling, you know. But it's like, you know, your basic drinks, soft drinks, water.

SPEAKER_04 20:30

So they make their money off the the liquor too.

SPEAKER_07 20:33

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And it's like all Japanese.

SPEAKER_05 20:36

Y'all know what I haven't thought about. What the fuck am I gonna drink when I go to a restaurant?

SPEAKER_04 20:43

Water.

SPEAKER_07 20:44

Water's good for you. Water and water.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

You know what I'm saying? Like you might get your bitch. Give me the water. What's the limits? Like, I don't really want to drink no alcohol with my fucking food, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what I've been doing?

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Just like a Coke. I'm like, damn, I haven't had a Coke in a long time. Let me get a Coke. I try to deserve it. If I'm paying $60 to get my money's okay, yeah, I hardly ever, ever, ever drink soda.

SPEAKER_07 21:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

So I just I drink water or beer.

SPEAKER_07 21:18

I have a problem with soda. Like, I have a problem with root beer. Like, I love my root beer.

SPEAKER_04 21:22

I can't I mean when I have a soda is when I'm like, like I said, like I'm out for dinner. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 21:28

Or if I go get me like an ill sub and I'm like, Yeah, like Chinese food, subs, pizza, you know, stuff like that. You gotta have finger foods, you need like I love me some water. I go through a fucking thing. And it's gotta be cold.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

I don't like room temperature. Everybody's like, oh, room temperature. And I'm like, I don't care about that. I want it cold.

SPEAKER_07 21:49

But either way, I like them both.

SPEAKER_04 21:50

If I'm thirsty, I'd be like, Room temperature is when I'm choking in the middle of the night because I can't breathe. Then my my lady left the fucking heat on 70. And I'm fucking dry like Sandy. And I got water beside me and it's fucking like fucking a hundred degrees hot. Should have burned my motherfucking water. Boiling plastic water. Yeah, dog. As she walks in.

SPEAKER_07 22:17

Ashy.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

She looked at me like, what are you talking about, B?

SPEAKER_07 22:24

She's like, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 22:25

We're just talking about like room temperature water. It'll be that room temperature water because the room is like at 70 to 80, 90 degrees, and then the water boils inside the water. And when I'm dry, dying in like three in the morning, I wake up to drink it and I'm like burning to feel like I'm tasting like uh chicken soup without the chicken soup. That was good, right?

SPEAKER_07 22:52

You said chicken soup without the soup.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

And I'll be like, Oh, Jesus Christ. I love you, babe. She means well, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 23:07

You know? She reads the best.

SPEAKER_04 23:08

She's cold. She's always cold. I come into the room and it's true because I'll be sweating, dog. Honestly, and she'll touch me, and I'm like, ugh. I'm like, holy crap. So it's how your ass like ice woman.

SPEAKER_07 23:22

It's a fact that like men's body temperature is hotter than women's. Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_04 23:27

I swear she can turn me into an ice statue if she just touches me for a while. Yeah, like sub zero. Subzeroeta. Subzito heta. So zito. So zito. Subseto. Subseto. Are ya? What the fuck? What the fuck? No, for real. Her shit be cold. I don't understand it, bro.

SPEAKER_07 23:52

Yo, so uh this is off topic, but uh I I came across these like fucking, I don't know, comparison questions, like would you rather type shit?

SPEAKER_04 24:03

Would you rather oh yeah, yeah, I love those. Let's go. You wanna do that? Yeah, yeah. We're gonna do a segment right now?

SPEAKER_07 24:08

Yeah, would you rather segment?

SPEAKER_04 24:09

Let me see. Um, do I have a sound effect for a segment?

SPEAKER_07 24:12

I don't know. I thought we did. We're just pressing buttons.

SPEAKER_08 24:23

Yeah, yeah. There we go, that's it.

SPEAKER_07 24:27

Let's go to war. Yeah. Let's go. Alright. Come on. What is that? What it what was the first sound?

SPEAKER_04 24:35

I think it was like a bomb, ready.

SPEAKER_07 24:40

Okay. Alright. Is it too loud or no? No, no, no. It's good. Alright, so this is the would you rather segment, right?

SPEAKER_04 24:48

Alright. Who you asking? Both of us or one of us?

SPEAKER_07 24:51

I'm asking both of you guys.

SPEAKER_04 24:53

Hey, you still there?

SPEAKER_07 24:56

Oh shit, he's still podcasting.

SPEAKER_04 25:00

That was a sound effect, yo.

SPEAKER_07 25:01

We have that. Uh somewhere over there. Alright. Would you rather have teeth for pubic hair or pubic hair for teeth?

SPEAKER_04 25:12

What? Teeth with pubic hair?

SPEAKER_07 25:17

No, no, no. Would you rather have teeth for pubic hair? Or pubic hair for teeth?

SPEAKER_04 25:25

So, hold on. I'm scared. I'm very, I'm very confused. So pubic hair for teeth. My teeth will be pubic hairs.

SPEAKER_06 25:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 25:34

And then my pubic hairs will be teeth.

SPEAKER_06 25:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

I'd rather have my pubic hairs be teeth. Yeah, dog. For real. What about you?

SPEAKER_07 25:47

Bro's gonna be walking around looking like it has cock showed. I got teeth.

SPEAKER_04 25:50

I got teeth right there. You know what I mean? Sorry.

SPEAKER_07 25:54

I don't know. I like my teeth. Right.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

I need to chew. I want to smile, though. I don't want pubic hair. You're gonna smile and you see fucking a beard.

SPEAKER_07 26:02

So you have your teeth and pubic hair for teeth? I mean teeth for pubic hair.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

I have teeth.

SPEAKER_06 26:09

I wouldn't have pubic teeth. I have teeth! Why is fall?

SPEAKER_04 26:14

If I have teeth, I wouldn't I wouldn't have pubic hair in my mouth. I'd rather have teeth in my mouth.

SPEAKER_07 26:19

Imagine having pubic teeth. I mean, pubic hair for teeth.

SPEAKER_04 26:22

Yeah, I would not do that.

SPEAKER_05 26:24

What about you, Lex? I think every time you talk, you'd be spitting.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

Yeah, it'd be gross. It'll look like a look like a nasty snatch, bro.

SPEAKER_05 26:35

Ugh. What were you doing?

SPEAKER_04 26:39

Yeah, it looked like a hairy open wound. And you'll sound funny. Sound like so.

SPEAKER_07 26:46

Like squash, squishy. Platter plop.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

You see me go like this all the time.

SPEAKER_07 26:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:57

Why do they do that when they have no tickets?

SPEAKER_07 26:59

Like rubbing their gums.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

Yeah, they rub their gums on their lips.

SPEAKER_07 27:02

Yeah, they just rub their gums together.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

Maybe it's itchy.

SPEAKER_07 27:06

That or there's it's just like kind of you know how people have like little ticks that they have about themselves. Yeah. Maybe it's just something like that. It's just like kind of like a comforting thing.

SPEAKER_04 27:15

I don't know. I think maybe the gum is itchy and they're like they're just trying to itch it real quick. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_07 27:20

Yeah, they're trying to callous that shit up so they can actually chew steak with their gums. Damn, I don't know. I've seen some people with no teeth chew steak, and I'm like, where? That's it.

SPEAKER_04 27:30

Al, you still got all your teeth. Al got like the hardest. Al, you have you ever had a had a tooth pulled?

SPEAKER_05 27:37

Yeah, I got I got my wisdom tooth pulled, bro.

SPEAKER_04 27:40

That's it, right? I know you got some, you gotta strong teeth, bro. You never came out with the cookie teeth like everybody else.

SPEAKER_07 27:49

Oh, stop.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

Get that shit pulled.

SPEAKER_07 27:52

That shit's starting.

SPEAKER_04 27:54

I was going to. Like 60. I had to get one of mine pulled out like recently.

SPEAKER_07 28:00

I'm scared to get my teeth pulled because I'm like, oh, how would I eat?

SPEAKER_04 28:04

Yeah, I've been I've been chewing chewing with the front of my skull like a fucking old person lately. I've been like skull. I look like a fucking horse. He's a chew like a horse now. Yeah, dog. I chew like a horse. I'm like I make more noise now. I make more noise when I eat because my fucking molars are gone. Well, it's spaced out. I have one here, and then the bottom one is the opposite. So it's like it looks like in the front now. It's like a checkerboard. Two in the front so much. Yeah, it looks like a chess board, actually. I'm done. I'm like, geez. I'm done. But anyways, back to life.

SPEAKER_07 28:46

Do you have a useless talent that you have?

SPEAKER_04 28:49

A useless talent.

SPEAKER_07 28:51

Like it's a talent you have, but it's like useless.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

It's not like I can spit far. What? That's that's one, right?

SPEAKER_05 29:01

You what?

SPEAKER_04 29:01

I'll pick on things without without remembering. From a distance. I'll gotta long distance piss. I'm good. And I aim well too, bro. Yeah, yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_07 29:14

You never miss, that's for sure. You never fucking miss according to your appliances and devices.

SPEAKER_01 29:21

What's yours?

SPEAKER_07 29:22

What's yours? Uh I know how to make water droplets and with my mouth.

SPEAKER_04 29:27

What? Like what? Ah, we both did it at the same time. That was me.

SPEAKER_07 29:32

No. You're breathing hot air into the mic. Are you a That's how you're all right? Stop, stop. Anybody? I'll let you go. See how your hair is just hot, bro.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

That's against the mic. What? Because you got your mad fire and your mic is so cooler than mine. No, no, no. I didn't even bring my potty mic, so I was like ten years old.

SPEAKER_07 30:10

Mine would have blown yours out the water if I had my potty mic. How about that?

SPEAKER_04 30:16

What? What? See? I can do it, motherfucker. I can do it. I can fucking do it way better than you. Alright, but anyways, Al, so um, have you got I mean we I know we probably talked about this already. Um, have you seen um Space God? What? Space God.

SPEAKER_07 30:43

The alien Scientology.

SPEAKER_05 30:47

Oh that stupid shit you posted the other day.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

It's so funny, dog.

SPEAKER_05 30:53

Space god He talked about fucking $100 million for his child support or some shit.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

No, yeah, you know, he was they were like, they were like, how many kids you got? He was like, I got about uh a hundred uh a hundred thousand and seven.

SPEAKER_07 31:11

What the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_04 31:12

It was so funny. It was the alien, like the alien on um the 85 South.

SPEAKER_07 31:16

Yeah, okay. I was like, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

And it's so funny because um DC Youngfly could not stop fucking laughing like because he's next to him, and the dude is so good with the improv. Like he's really good just improvising the interview.

SPEAKER_07 31:32

I've seen some clips on Facebook. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:34

He did a good job being the alien, you know. It was so funny, man. And then but I saw him before that, you know, but him on the interview, hilarious, great. Like now everybody's starting to like put him in interviews down. He's making a lot of money right now. Yeah, yeah. It was it, I think it's like fucking genius.

SPEAKER_07 31:55

Shit, I need I need a job like that because I don't really like being on stage and be in the center of attention as myself. Like, not as myself, but just like in raw form. But if I was like a character, I think I would be able to.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

Hell yeah. If I was to pay to be like, you know, uh have somebody put makeup on me for two hours every morning and then just do a bunch of clips throughout the whole day and then you know, serve like one clip a day.

SPEAKER_07 32:25

Yeah, or two clips a day of my character. Like you do some throughout the whole day on and off, and then you just use whatever highlight clips were.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

Yeah, dog, and that'll be great. I want to do it. I have a character, I have a couple of characters.

SPEAKER_07 32:38

Oh well, I I brought my camera today, so we could probably hit some skits.

SPEAKER_04 32:42

I mean, I need my wigs, I need my my my my Well, we gotta start getting we gotta get some props then.

SPEAKER_07 32:50

Yeah, I need like We definitely need to get some skits in before you fucking bounce out at the end.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

I need angel wings.

SPEAKER_07 32:56

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Did you hear me?

SPEAKER_07 33:00

You said your what?

SPEAKER_04 33:01

I need angel wings. Uh I need like fucking, no, I need like some spanks. Uh one Air Force black, one Air Force White. Yeah, yeah. Just put his character that I'm trying to go for.

SPEAKER_07 33:18

Okay, I see.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

So yeah, I need stuff.

SPEAKER_07 33:20

That sounds like a multi-personality thing.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

Right. I think I could do a good Uncle Festa.

SPEAKER_07 33:28

Ooh, yeah. You know, like I could see that.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Yeah, Uncle Fettan.

SPEAKER_07 33:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:33

The Spanish bear. The Fettan.

SPEAKER_07 33:34

Yeah, Theo Festa.

SPEAKER_04 33:36

Watch somebody come up with it.

SPEAKER_07 33:38

Nah, that's what I'm saying. You gotta record that and post. I'm like I mean, you send me what he does. You send me the footage, I can I can edit it right on the spot. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04 33:50

I'll study I'll study Christopher Lloyd. Because he was like the best Fester. Yeah. I think. You know. Well, from what I remember, because I know the Fester when I was like a little kid kid, but he wasn't that amazing to me.

SPEAKER_07 34:04

The 90s fester.

SPEAKER_04 34:05

Not like Christopher, no, that was Christopher Lloyd.

SPEAKER_07 34:07

Yeah, I was gonna say I'm like that's what I was hoping that's what you were talking about.

SPEAKER_04 34:11

It's not like I'm smoking crack right out the right out of the goddamn crackling and shit.

SPEAKER_07 34:17

That's some good shit, diggy. Yeah, thank you. Nigga smoking glue. Oh shit. Harden glue. Yo, I'm dizzy. I'm dizzy.

SPEAKER_04 34:31

Oh shit, I'm dizzy. Holy shit, I can't open my eyes.

SPEAKER_06 34:35

I can't open my eyes. Nigga said, my oh yo, he's oh yo, yo, yo, you can't. Go young yin.

SPEAKER_03 34:44

Sorry, sorry, I don't mean to cough.

SPEAKER_07 34:49

Yo, cry. Bro, this screen's trippy.

SPEAKER_04 34:53

Use the water. I know, isn't it?

SPEAKER_07 34:56

That's probably why you couldn't open your eyes. You see now? You start panicking.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 35:05

Big J and Bobby.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yo, what do y'all what do y'all think about this whole papoose and Remy? I know it's been a while people been talking about. Are they?

SPEAKER_07 35:15

Yeah, they've been done. He was starting to dating some other bitch. I for I've got to be like, Yeah, Clarissa. Yeah, yeah. We think about her. I was kind of like surprised with that mix up because I'm like, for one, she's like way younger. But it's not even that. But and then it's like, I don't know, they just don't look like I mean, if you think about it. I mean, Papu's box too. Now that I'm talking out loud about it, now I kind of see that. Yo, you hear us?

SPEAKER_04 35:41

You hear us? Lex, you hear us?

SPEAKER_07 35:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:47

You hear us, Lexus?

unknown 35:49

Hello.

SPEAKER_04 35:50

Yo.

SPEAKER_07 35:50

Yo. He's faking it. He's about to hang up on it.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Yeah, he's faking it right now. He's a little hang up on these niggas. I mean N-words.

SPEAKER_04 36:00

Yo.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

Yo. Yo.

SPEAKER_04 36:04

Hold on, I said. Trav it out. Lex. Oh, there it is. I got it. Alright, but um, yeah, Clarissa Shield. Field Shield. Clarissa Shield.

SPEAKER_07 36:20

I don't I don't yeah. I don't see I just I I see the his type because she's like, you know how Remy used to go. Not a bulldog, but I'm talking about somebody called uh Frenchie.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

No, wasn't it 50? 50 called uh Frenchie.

SPEAKER_07 36:38

He likes them like rugged bitches. Because like Remy's not Remy's not a soft woman.

SPEAKER_03 36:45

Yeah, Matt Remy talk like this.

SPEAKER_07 36:47

Yeah, she's not a soft woman. On dead dogs.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

TSN word.

SPEAKER_07 36:53

On dead dogs. That's like a thing. Undead dogs. So like I can see that energy that he likes, but yeah, she definitely That's different. I can't really like image wise, I don't see the type. I don't know. I don't see the same type of the energy, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 37:17

Sorry, I just got um I was taxed, he said got disconnected, he said he's gonna shower and stuff.

SPEAKER_07 37:22

Oh he's gonna go wash his ass.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 37:24

He was like, hello, hello, hello. I'm gonna fucking hang out. Oh, isn't that one of our sponsors?

SPEAKER_04 37:29

He's like, I'm gonna fucking hang up on one of these motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_07 37:31

Isn't that one of our sponsors? Uh wash your ass today.

SPEAKER_04 37:33

Oh yeah, yeah. Go ahead. You wanna um what was the product again?

SPEAKER_07 37:37

Uh it's uh wash your ass today.

SPEAKER_04 37:40

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SPEAKER_07 37:44

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SPEAKER_04 37:45

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SPEAKER_07 37:47

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SPEAKER_04 37:48

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SPEAKER_07 37:58

It's like it gives you like a minty tingle.

SPEAKER_04 38:00

It does, like kind of like denerex. Remember denerex? Oh, we can't even say that online.

SPEAKER_07 38:04

We'll say uh desk and renew's it has the consistency of like whipped cream.

SPEAKER_04 38:09

It does. It's very creamy.

SPEAKER_07 38:12

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:12

Especially when it's like instead of like soap lather, it's a creamy lather. Like you're fucking getting jizzed on it.

SPEAKER_07 38:18

And if you want to get a little, you know, spicy and like bonus up the cleansing, throw a bath bomb in there. It doesn't burn. It fuzzes it out.

SPEAKER_04 38:27

It doesn't burn.

SPEAKER_07 38:29

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unknown 38:33

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 38:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 38:34

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SPEAKER_04 38:38

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SPEAKER_07 38:40

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SPEAKER_04 38:46

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SPEAKER_07 38:51

I think that's the only one we have right now. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:53

No, no, no. We got more sponsors, but I just we want to keep continuing on the show, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_07 38:58

So I feel like we should uh, you know, share some love, you know, one one company per episode. Yeah. What's up? So we don't get overwhelmed.

SPEAKER_01 39:06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_07 39:07

You know. Did you watch it today?

SPEAKER_04 39:12

I did wash my eyes today.

SPEAKER_07 39:15

I did.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

I I washed my eyes today with the brown soap. You know what the brown soap is?

SPEAKER_07 39:20

The brown soap is the soap that you made brown?

SPEAKER_04 39:23

No, no. It's the brown soap that combs brown.

SPEAKER_07 39:27

Oh, it comes brown? Combs brown in the blackage.

SPEAKER_04 39:32

In a brown box.

SPEAKER_07 39:33

What if the color of your comb was according to the color of your skin?

SPEAKER_04 39:37

Oh. I think if that ever happens in real life, you'd have an infection.

SPEAKER_07 39:44

But I mean it's like made for your body type. Like if a a black eye.

SPEAKER_04 39:52

Brown cum.

SPEAKER_07 39:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:54

Brown cum? That would look like shit.

SPEAKER_07 39:58

Look like poop noodles.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

It looked like soy noodles.

SPEAKER_07 40:02

Soy noodles.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

It'll look like a sarister sauce. Yeah, you remember that sauce? The Worcestershire.

SPEAKER_07 40:14

Worcestershire. Some people say Worcester.

SPEAKER_04 40:18

Worcestershire.

unknown 40:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:20

Worcester.

SPEAKER_07 40:21

Or Worcester sauce.

SPEAKER_04 40:22

Fucking Worcester sauce.

SPEAKER_07 40:23

Fucking Worcester kid.

SPEAKER_04 40:24

Dude, stop fucking playing with us, kid. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_07 40:29

Dude, kick that, bro.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Dude, you're fucking you, dude. You're from the bean. Huh?

SPEAKER_07 40:34

I'm the I'm from the bean. I see you got the fucking bean. I started the bean flickin'.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

Dude.

SPEAKER_07 40:40

I invented that.

SPEAKER_04 40:41

Bean flickin' dude?

SPEAKER_07 40:42

Bean flickin' in the being.

SPEAKER_04 40:43

You fucking bean flicker dude?

SPEAKER_07 40:45

Yeah, I'm a bean flicker, kid.

SPEAKER_04 40:46

Is it upside down or fucking face flick? I mean I.

SPEAKER_07 40:50

I hang out, you know?

SPEAKER_04 40:52

Fucking hey dude. I fucking flicked plenty of beans, cat. Especially in middle school, kid.

SPEAKER_07 40:57

I started flicker.com.

SPEAKER_04 40:59

Oh, really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:02

First it started with flicker beans and now it's like flicker picture.

SPEAKER_04 41:07

Oh shit. Sorry. I never been on that.

SPEAKER_07 41:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:14

Yeah, it's uh send me a link. Yeah, I'm gonna have to send you a link of a bean flick. Oh yeah, that'd be cool now.

SPEAKER_04 41:20

We'll we'll we'll put it on the um the comments and all that shit. Or whatever, but um I wanna I wanna do uh some live. I wanna do some live YouTubes, dude. What? Who what? What happens?

SPEAKER_07 41:36

I think that was just so funny.com the flicker, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04 41:41

Flick her. Flicker. Yeah, man. You know what I'm saying? We should get flicker clickers.

SPEAKER_06 41:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 41:48

So you'd be like, shut up, bitch, mute. Dude, get a fucking flicker kicker kid. That would be fucking wicked pisser, dude. Yeah, it would be just looked at each other when I just said that pisser.

SPEAKER_06 42:11

And then it looked like a light bumble.

SPEAKER_03 42:17

I'm gonna piss on the wicked flick on the click of the fucking wicked flip and click on the fucking click on.com.

SPEAKER_07 42:38

Yeah, that's the other sponsor who we forgot.

SPEAKER_04 42:40

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 42:41

We forgot, yeah. Actually, yeah, that sponsor, man. I don't know how we could forget that one.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

Yeah, we got a lot of sponsors, dog. I'm telling you, dog. Dude, we're gonna have fucking uh I got Jamie. Jamie Licker's the fucking Jamie Licker, dude.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

Oh, I remember Jamie, dude.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

Jamie Licker, dude.

SPEAKER_06 43:02

Yeah, I like Jamie before.

SPEAKER_04 43:04

Yeah, hopefully they'll fucking hit his back. You know what they're saying, dude? Yeah, you know, Jameis's little sister.

SPEAKER_06 43:11

Oh yeah, Jamie. Jamie, dude. She's the one that got freckles on the face.

SPEAKER_04 43:15

Yeah, because they got the Captain Morgan and they got fucking um Admiral, what's his name? Admiral Nelson plastic bottle.

SPEAKER_06 43:27

I've had my fair share when I've been a teenager. You never see that? No, I've seen it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 43:33

Oh my god, I just cracked myself up. Sorry.

SPEAKER_07 43:37

Yeah, that was good.

SPEAKER_04 43:38

I was like, Jameson, I said the sister Jamie.

SPEAKER_07 43:42

Yeah, she's the one with the freckles on her, too.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what? What did I say? Oh my god, that was great. Sorry. It was a freestyle. I can't remember my freestyles, bro.

SPEAKER_07 43:56

Yeah, you're not supposed to, usually.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Oh, I said um Captain Morgan.

SPEAKER_07 44:02

Oh, Admiral Nelson?

SPEAKER_04 44:03

Admiral Nelson That's real shit. It's like a lion.

SPEAKER_07 44:08

You know the Captain Crunch, the store brand origin uh equivalent.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

Yeah, wasn't it like uh sweet crunches or some shit? Like that big ass bag like a pillow?

SPEAKER_07 44:19

No, it was like Sheriff Crunch.

SPEAKER_04 44:23

Sheriff Smooshy.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

It's not even crunchy, it's just smooshy.

SPEAKER_06 44:27

It's like already, it's already like satin milk and they sell it.

SPEAKER_04 44:31

Oh, the dust in the bottom.

SPEAKER_07 44:32

I'm not even gonna lie, I used to love that dust. You know what's it? Because it made like the Illus milk drink, everything.

SPEAKER_04 44:37

Like a fucking cake? You crush that dust. Well, Captain Crunch.

SPEAKER_07 44:42

Yo, we gotta talk to Sheree about this. Oh shit. We had a consultation.

SPEAKER_04 44:46

Captain Crunch Cake.

SPEAKER_07 44:47

Oh yeah. Oh, we just did something.

SPEAKER_04 44:50

Oh my god, yo. We did something. Yo, our eyes lit up like two little fucking babies. Two fucking looking at a fucking uh a fucking nice warm bottle. After crying. My mouth kinda watered.

SPEAKER_07 45:02

I was like, ooh.

SPEAKER_04 45:03

We were like, we saw that bottle, we're like looking for the nipple and all. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 45:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:09

That's how I just felt.

SPEAKER_07 45:10

That was beautiful. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04 45:12

I have to like Captain Crunch dust.

SPEAKER_07 45:14

Yeah, we're gonna have to do that.

unknown 45:15

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 45:16

We're gonna talk about it. Imagine it was like What if they came out with a Captain Crunch cheesecake?

SPEAKER_04 45:20

Oh I thought you said, what if they came out with Captain Crunch cocaine?

SPEAKER_06 45:28

I think that would ruin a lot of lives.

SPEAKER_04 45:29

Yeah, but people have diabetes with it with the whole problem. Yeah. With the whole addiction. But fuck the body goes cheese. Captain Crunch cheesecake? Yeah. Yo, like the powder over the cheesecake.

SPEAKER_07 45:42

Or even like the flavor throughout the cheesecake. The swirl colors too from like uh Captain Crunch Berries. We have to remember this. Yeah, we're gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04 45:50

Are we gonna forget?

SPEAKER_07 45:52

Nah, I'm too fat for that.

SPEAKER_04 45:53

I'm not gonna forget.

SPEAKER_07 45:54

No.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

Sure.

SPEAKER_07 45:56

Yeah, because after this podcast, I'm gonna be like, yo, she.

SPEAKER_04 46:00

Yeah. She'll be like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 46:03

You guys are ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 46:06

Who's gonna go to the store?

SPEAKER_07 46:08

And then she goes Ooh, you know what I would get though?

SPEAKER_04 46:11

Betty Crocker dog.

SPEAKER_07 46:13

Oh yeah. I like Betty Crocker.

SPEAKER_04 46:15

I think that's the best store I like. Uh just dough or whatever you make, you know, the powder.

SPEAKER_07 46:22

Yeah. Betty Crocker's not bad.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

That's the only vanilla cake that I would eat. I'm not into vanilla.

SPEAKER_07 46:28

I'm not really into cake. Cheesecake is one thing. But like I love cheesecake. I like ice cream cake. Something about cake just makes me feel sick.

SPEAKER_04 46:36

Yeah, people don't have to. To me, it has to be like that. Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines, man. That's just it, dog. Has to be that. Because I was raised with that, and it has to be chocolate. But chocolate head.

SPEAKER_07 46:50

You know what?

SPEAKER_04 46:51

You know, that shit I have it with chocolate, with chocolate cocoa, or or even chocolate, like even coffee. I'll have to.

SPEAKER_07 46:58

Thinking back though, I used to never like chocolate ice cream, and now I like chocolate ice cream. I like chocolate cake because it kind of reminds me of like a brownie in a sense, but there's that German German chocolate. That German chocolate cake.

SPEAKER_04 47:12

With the crust, there's like a chocolate crust over it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I had that for my birthday plenty of times. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 47:18

It's like sometimes. And it's got the caramel layer in it, too. Oh, that shit's so bomb.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

Bro, come on, man. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 47:25

Yeah. Stop. That I I can get with some milk.

SPEAKER_04 47:29

Shit. Um, we went we went to the the Garden of Olive. Right? It's the hood version. Yeah what I mean? Yeah, we went there and shit. She ordered uh uh like a the triple mousse layer cake. Yeah, damn it was like it was like triple layer chocolate mousse joint. Joint. Yeah, doggy. Uh and it was so much food, they really stepped it up. You know, maybe one day I'll you know I'll say their name the right way. Because all the sugar.

SPEAKER_07 48:07

Yeah, but sugar usually makes people like not going to sleep. And it is the cocoa too.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

There is cocoa and obviously the chocolate, but um, it is the sugar that's added to it. Now if you just had chocolate cake and it was chocolate with no defrosting without all the extra shit that's in it, then it'll be less sugar. I would guess.

SPEAKER_07 48:30

I don't know, it's weird because like when you eat a when you eat a brownie, you know, it's a little different than the cake, right?

SPEAKER_04 48:38

I don't know, do you feel different after? Are you tired after?

SPEAKER_07 48:41

I just feel fat. Yeah, I hell yeah. I just feel like heavy in the gut, but I don't feel tired.

SPEAKER_04 48:49

And you just like fuck myself. I hate myself. Yeah, I feel terrible. I feel good. That was so good.

SPEAKER_07 48:54

But like I'm not a sweets person as a rule, like I'm more of a salty, savory person. I every so often get away.

SPEAKER_04 49:01

So you just eat you get up and eat like a wing that's cold in the fridge. Yeah. Yeah, me too. I do all both. Maybe I'm just all of it.

SPEAKER_07 49:10

I like yeah, salty savory. I like the fat on like chicken and steak and pork chops.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

Hell yeah, I'll be telling Sharice, that's that's the part she's basically bad for me though. Especially the pork chop. When the pork chop is seared and all crispy, but the outside's crispy, and as soon as you bite into it, it's all fat and it's like flavors and how you motherfucker. Motherfricker. Yeah, stupid, dumb vinegar. Vinegar. Vinegar. He said he said vinegar.

SPEAKER_07 49:45

Fucked up. He went to go say vinegar and it could still say vinegar.

SPEAKER_04 49:50

I'm Puerto Rican, man. I can't actually blame it on this. I want. Yeah, but I don't try to influence it. But yeah. Um Doug. Right. Spider.

SPEAKER_07 50:10

Spider.

SPEAKER_04 50:10

Klaus. Klaus. That's a guy's name. I wasn't even going with a rhyme. I was going with the animal. I said dog, you said cat.

SPEAKER_07 50:25

And I'm like, Dr. Fauci.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

Yeah, you went and totally left. Wait, what? You went off topic, yeah. Yeah. He was like, scientifical facts in a goddamn green sheet paper.

SPEAKER_07 50:35

You ever watch Carl Sagan?

SPEAKER_04 50:39

Science. He's a car wash. Yeah. Yeah, you went crazy with it. Sorry.

SPEAKER_07 50:43

My brain just wanted to go where it went.

SPEAKER_04 50:45

It's all right, man. That happens. Yeah. But uh, what are you looking at my feet, bro?

SPEAKER_07 50:53

I'm like, yo, yo, yeah, you laugh. Your laugh sounded like you was trying to start some rusty old Chevy truck.

SPEAKER_04 51:02

Oh, yeah, actually.

SPEAKER_07 51:04

The start it was just not clicking.

SPEAKER_04 51:06

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_07 51:07

Just wouldn't turn over.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

I think I almost had a heart attack right there, bro.

SPEAKER_07 51:10

You gotta clip that. You gotta click that laugh. Sound like a fucking car door. It does so.

SPEAKER_04 51:18

It does. Alright, my brother. It was always a pleasure. It's what it's it is always a pleasure to fucking be in your presence because I love you so much, you're my brother. And uh I'm so glad that we're starting to do this again. And I hope everybody just starts uh following us. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna do some extra stuff. And I think we should still go like YouTube Live.

SPEAKER_07 51:41

Yeah, we'll definitely end up with it.

SPEAKER_04 51:42

Bring it live on YouTube and uh get shit cracking. Um let me see. I think I I still have that uh that whatchamacallit where you can uh fucking uh plug away. Hey bro, why are you so we didn't even do the intro, but fuck that.

SPEAKER_07 52:04

They already know who we are.

SPEAKER_04 52:05

Well no, the intro's in the intro's in there.

SPEAKER_07 52:07

Alright, alright, alright, I you know I'm just so used to.

SPEAKER_04 52:10

I know it's been a long time.

SPEAKER_07 52:11

Yeah, so uh yeah, make sure you check me out on real what is it? What is it? Uh real K Banks, uh it's R-E-E-L, Real K N G Banks on Instagram, Facebook, and look at my finger. What? I'm looking.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

My the tip of my finger.

SPEAKER_07 52:32

Oh shit. Oh, that's a spider.

SPEAKER_08 52:36

Spider Man!

SPEAKER_07 52:37

It's fucking so yeah, as I was plugging in, I'm like Real KG Banks on Facebook, Instagram, uh, TikTok. And there's more, I'm sure I'm gonna plug in some more. But uh yeah, check us out. We do uh all types of filming production, skits, short films, music videos, commercials, events, birthday parties, whatever you want it. It could be a private consultation for any type of freak shit. But we we you know we just here to support the you know the whole vibes for everybody that they that's looking for a vision. So holla at us, make sure it's real K and G Banks on Facebook and Instagram. This is KG Banks talking to you straightforward and uh yeah, thank you for tuning in. Appreciate the support. How about yourself, bro?

SPEAKER_04 53:20

That was fucking awesome. You know, that was awesome. Yeah, me. Um I don't know if you even said it already, but yeah, the Sub With You podcast on uh on Instagram. Follow us. Um, I'm gonna try to update that as much as I can. Uh it's been a while. Um, catch me on Lota. I am Lota Ox on Instagram if you just wanna like follow me. Um, whatever. Uh I don't know what else right now.

SPEAKER_07 53:52

Right now, we're just gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04 53:54

Tune in, subscribe, share. Um, we're just we're just two brothers, you know, just updating our lives, man. Like, because it's gonna be one day we're gonna be dead, and then somebody's gonna be like, you know what, man? I miss King. You know what? I remember he had this podcast, and I'm gonna listen to his voice because he brought me so much joy into my life.

SPEAKER_07 54:14

My annoying voice.

SPEAKER_04 54:16

You know?

SPEAKER_07 54:17

Hey, whoever does, bless your heart.

SPEAKER_04 54:20

That's what I'm saying. But uh, yeah, um that's it, bro. I mean, I I we we went in here with no notes. I have no notes in front of me to plug anything. We're just we're raw dogs.

SPEAKER_07 54:33

You're not in your natural state. That's you know, yeah, I cover the natural state shit.

SPEAKER_04 54:37

So yeah, one day we'll have like, you know, a whole uh production team that we can trust. Yeah. Because right now we can only trust each other.

SPEAKER_07 54:46

Investors are important too. So if you ever want to, on a serious note, really want to get sponsored or shouted out, make sure you talk to us, holler at us, inbox us, and uh we'll send you details as far as uh the the emails to contact for that type of stuff. So we'll leave that in the comments or in the bio of the captions or whatever. So make sure you holler.

SPEAKER_04 55:06

Yeah, us advertising any product is gonna be absolutely amazing, amazing, definitely, definitely and obviously funny, yes sir. Alright, guys, um, till next time.

SPEAKER_07 55:20

It's K baby, we out.

SPEAKER_04 55:21

Load the ox, peace.

SPEAKER_00 55:30

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