No Shade Just Palm Trees
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No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 232 "Third Eye" ft. Two Ill Chics
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Can releasing subpar work shatter the trajectory of your career? What if you've been too simple-minded to realize the consequences of your actions? We begin this episode by treading on this delicate terrain of personal mistakes and their ripple effects on our professional lives. On one hand, we explore the unfolding drama of sex tapes surfacing and question the timing of its release. On the other hand, we venture into the intricate details of a sex tape and the perfect timing for release.
From there, we plunge into the labyrinth of popular culture and music, armed with our criticisms and concerns about Drake’s new album. Just imagine Bloods pop-locking and moon-walking, while Michael Jackson attempts to out-dance and out-perform Drake; quite an amusing spectacle, isn't it? We continue this journey into the realm of social media, questioning the intriguing habit of posting vacation pictures and exploring the implications of gift-giving. We delve into Sukiyana and Dr. Umar's relationship and the potential cultural shift it could cause.
As we approach the end of this enlightening journey, we confront the controversial issues of cheating and deception in relationships. We discuss how social media aids in exposing infidelity, creating vibrant online communities thriving on such revelations. We critically evaluate the changing social norms and their influence on our perception of relationships and fidelity. So buckle up and join us for this joyride filled with laughter, thought-provoking discussions, and a few unexpected revelations. Trust us, you wouldn't want to miss this!
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Mm-mm-mm. All right, we are live. Welcome to the no Shade, Just Palm Trees, two ill chicks podcast. What's up everybody? Yeah, I'm myself situated. Thank y'all for joining us. You know it's been a while, been a minute. So, with that being said, we're gonna get this thing cracking one time. For the one time you know how we do episode 232, fucking bars. We're gonna set the vibes. Let's go.
Speaker 2Let me know, tell me it's over. And Let me know, tell me it's over.
Speaker 1Let's go, man, let me know. Tell me it's over. I miss y'all. Come on, set the vibes, come on let's go, Baby.
Speaker 2can we fight like old times? A minute I'm gonna lose you away. I miss when you leave. At a song she made herself mad. I know what time it is. We argue and make up quick Tap a million comments. Damn, I ain't no one but you. Once you get some deep, you did your best to get my attention. I knew this pussy better when she made it. You can't hear it. Bad, bad, bad.
Speaker 1Oh, let me read Hold on, hold on, hold on. You can't hear the vibes. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me make sure I got this straight. Hold on, everybody, hold on. Let me see.
Speaker 3Okay, who we vibing to?
Speaker 1Let me set it back.
Speaker 3I kept trying to catch him.
Speaker 1Hold on, hold on. Can y'all hear me now?
Speaker 3Gotta catch him yeah.
Speaker 1Can y'all hear it now?
Speaker 3We can hear you, we just can hear the vibes. Oh, you can hear the vibes.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on. Let me see.
Speaker 3I don't like that.
Speaker 1Like that.
Speaker 3I'm ready, let's get that, okay, and I'm like let's see, can y'all hear that?
Speaker 1Y'all can hear that? There you go, okay. Okay, I'm sorry y'all we back in this bitch. Let's go. Man, no changes. Palm trees, two ill chicks Know the fucking vibes though. Hey, hey, hey, baby, can we reflect on times?
Speaker 2A minute of our rules. You were right, miss, when you lean, and I'll say she made herself mad. I know the time it is. We live, man, she gon' be okay, everything gon' go away. There you go. You did your own purpose to get my attention. I knew it was a battle when she met us. Oh, she, bad, bad, bad. Shout out to your truth. I didn't know, she not herself. She stole what she gave me and again she can't find the way. Oh, what? I was just an eyes of show for her, we didn't, and she like that. What I was mad at. Again it's a bit from the back. Now I'm watching her call her Her friend time. My bitch was spitting. He got me. I love when she ain't with me. I bet it passed, but she, let me do it again. She into Zodiac. Tell her I'm a little shit that she compatible with me.
Speaker 2Man, y'all know the fucking vibes we back out here, man, no changes by our own trees.
Speaker 1Two ill chicks. The fucking vibes are set. The table is ready. All right, this is about to sound hella sexual. Let me not go there. What's up, ladies? How were y'all doing? It was going to be disgusting. Ok, how are you ladies? First and foremost, first and foremost, hold on. How are you ladies doing? Are you, ladies, amazing?
Speaker 3No, I'm not. You just see the slow head. Oh, I'm, I'm fantastic, mm-hmm, you can make the sexy reds in the. Well, I may be hurt because she ain't doing to amazing right now. Yeah, she lied. Yes.
Speaker 1I'm not, yes, I don't. Yes, she did lie. Y'all saw it right, man, the importance for me. If it was the what.
Speaker 3The spit start so.
Speaker 1So so the spit start is not good.
Speaker 3No, no, no, the way he did that. No, no, it's the way you do it. That ain't it? No, that is disgusting, you don't?
Speaker 1That's true. That's true, that is true. I wasn't impressed.
Speaker 3My husband said no, I don't think he did.
Speaker 1She's sitting there like well, this is.
Speaker 3You think you released it, or do you think somebody else did it? You think she did it?
Speaker 1I think she I think she's that simple minded that she did it. I think she did it.
Speaker 3She got to have better work to be like you know when they drop one on yeah yeah, and. I'm tired. She looks like she was there. She was not.
Speaker 1She had her body oil.
Speaker 3You know what that means.
Speaker 1And my body sex.
Speaker 3This was somebody just rolled over and I put it in real quick.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's all that body sex.
Speaker 3She wouldn't even walk all the way for that. That and whoever recorded that, she, your career or whatever only fans you was going to start is over. So, nobody wants to see that.
Speaker 1It's over your performance was terrible.
Concerns and Critiques of Drake's Album
Speaker 3You didn't even wait to put it. That could have. Well, I think, come on. And I think she fell asleep in the middle of the shit and one part of the thing like Well, there is no way that she really thought this was the one to put out, can't?
Speaker 1That's why I think it was a mistake. I think she did it.
Speaker 3The reason I don't think she did it, because I don't my sex tape. I'm going to release my best work. I'm not going to release no.
Speaker 2I am like twirling on this bitch Like there's a look up to go.
Speaker 1I'm doing, but if you do it by mistake, not in quality but if you do it by myself, you say so, you're saying you won't have that stuff in there.
Speaker 3Let me ask you a question. Go ahead. We all grown. You didn't have, you know, videos and pictures in your phone before, right yeah, have you ever accidentally just released them to the public? No, no.
Speaker 2Do you know how many steps you got to take?
Speaker 1The before you be like oh, at least 10. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Hey, you sure you don't want to make this a real like?
Speaker 3So, but I still think that maybe, just maybe, somebody else I did that to her, though I just can't see that she's just like, yeah, throw that out there.
Speaker 1So y'all think this messes up her career.
Speaker 3Or strength is she's come on.
Speaker 1She's on Drake's album. Come on. After being out for like three weeks, I listened to that.
Speaker 3I'm also very upset about it. But that's okay, we can get to it. I'm not to this. I know you, I am. She really is. She's featured on his new album.
Speaker 1Yeah, that is. She's been out for three weeks and she's on there. I would play it, but I'm not impressed. Like I went through all the features just to listen to it, I was just like no, that ain't it. The only one I like was Cole.
Speaker 3That's my favorite one on the whole album.
Speaker 1That's it.
Speaker 3That's my favorite one. Ok, I want to listen to this again.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I mean I would. Ok, I could, I could play. There's no reason for me to not to play. But this is this shit. I was just like there's no reason.
Speaker 3I don't think that's going to happen to her career. It's right where it is Right where it's going to be.
Speaker 1Right, right, please don't play the feature For real, though you know you're a great man, you will not. You know, I'm telling you, I'm telling you that shit is horrible it is. I was just sitting there like Play that shit on on Friday morning I was just sitting there like Uh.
Speaker 3It's bad. What? How bad is it? I need to hear it. Ok, how about? How about?
Speaker 1how about? How about I read you some lyrics? How about I do that? I can do that for you.
Speaker 3OK, ok, oh man.
Speaker 1This shit is terrible. I forget the name of the song, but we'll find it. Hold on, hold on Lyrics, lyrics, lyrics.
Speaker 3It's sex and red, so it's got to be like out of the.
Speaker 1I just but it doesn't make sense. That's the thing.
Speaker 3It's just. I don't know why she's on the song.
Speaker 1Yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 3I guarantee you she paid him to get on that.
Speaker 1But look, look, look, so the chorus goes.
Speaker 3I feel like that didn't make the album at all.
Speaker 1Yeah, it shouldn't have. It shouldn't have. No, as RJ had it right, the chorus goes bin that ass over. Let that Gucci brief. Ok, shake that ass, bitch. Hands on your knees. Hands on your knees, hoe, hands on your knees.
Speaker 3I'm down.
Speaker 1And that's the first part of the chorus. I'm not going to read all that. Then Drake raps or sings, and then she does it again, and then scissor comes on, and then it's her and scissor. So this is how amazing this track is. Like. How the fuck did she get scissor? No, no, no, like the track listing the talent. How do you get on with scissor after being out for two weeks?
Speaker 3Maybe she was just out in the studio and they had dead air and Drake was like are you busy, you here? You might as well.
Speaker 1You might as well Come get on this right quick.
Speaker 3You might as well.
Speaker 1So verse three, she has, I believe, eight bars and it goes like this you like my voice, I turn you on. Oh, red weave, it matched my thong.
Speaker 3So what now happened to the voice?
Speaker 1He heard about me, know my song. I drive him crazy. Can't leave me alone. I wrote you, you see, you see that.
Speaker 3You said, I wrote that for her. If this is some red fish, blue fish, one fish, one fish, that's not Nothing like that.
Speaker 1That's how it is. It foreign trucks? I pull up 30 inches to my butt. Nails done, I'm fine as fuck. Oh no, Niggas trying to see what's up.
Speaker 3Who. Somebody come in here right now and tell me who is trying to see what's up now.
Speaker 1Fucking bars.
Speaker 3Horrible. That shit is garbage.
Speaker 1It's straight garbage.
Speaker 3Who is trying to see? Who Tell me these? What is that? I want to know. What am I?
Speaker 1And on top of all this, this album is called For my Dogs and for all my dogs, and I don't feel like this song was for me at all. It didn't speak to me at all. I was just sitting here like I'm waiting. Where is it?
Speaker 3Definitely stopped at 23 tracks. I mean in 22 tracks. It didn't need 23.
Speaker 1Definitely left that one.
Speaker 3The whole song, because he's done the whole song.
Speaker 1OK, good old Drake, but I mean it's going to be people's captions, of course, and he already surpassed Michael Jackson, and you know. So history is made. What else can we say? He's a billionaire, he has a 767.
Speaker 3Michael Jackson would beat his ass. It's so funny. I was about to say the conversation.
Speaker 1Hey Mike, what's up so?
Speaker 3the two ill chicks that's what we said to will just kind of show the day before and for whatever reason, the whole show was about Drake and this album and Drake being a thug or whatever, and somehow we got to the fact that Michael Jackson would work Drake's. He is Like, if they know, the garage. Yeah, yeah, the other Jack is going down, it's true. We saw Chris Brown's accomplices Michael Jackson yeah, he's Michael's back.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, for sure, oh yeah. He back there with all the bloods, all the bloods in the background.
Speaker 3Michael Jackson is a blood. I believe that. Yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 1All the bloods ganged up pop locking, moonwalking. That is the wildest shit to imagine. Bloods pop locking and moonwalking.
Speaker 2So what's that story? Should I talk about that? The other yeah.
Speaker 1Ready, all standing in a circle, just Going to stab you. We're going to stab you.
Speaker 2Violence, violence, violence.
Speaker 3Oh my God, I would watch that.
Speaker 1You know that used to be like a dream of mine to like walk into a middle of a dance battle, like walking in the middle of a club and everybody's circle around you and you start like a real why you laughing like that?
Speaker 2You just walk in the middle.
Speaker 1You just walk in the middle, yeah, because everybody like surround me and I'm like dance battling somebody, like there's always been a thing.
Speaker 3You want a dance battle. You've never had a dance battle.
Speaker 1No, not because I don't understand dance battles.
Speaker 3Like I don't understand how you win them. You just keep the crowd Tell you you can just keep going.
Speaker 1It's like lesbian porn it just keeps going.
Speaker 3No, no, that's not true. The crowd is boo you and let you know the crowd, let you know.
Speaker 1Do that.
Speaker 3I'm actually down and thinking about lesbian porn, but it is.
Speaker 1Lesbian porn is never ending. It is never. They only cut it off because of you, know we got to get the other ones in there. One of them is trying to get the other ones going, you know.
Speaker 2I want you to go down.
Speaker 1Hey, timothy is the one I'm like what? Because parking garages I do. That's where I imagine like it's like some underground, grungy secret entrance.
Speaker 3When I tell you parking garages, that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1That's how I go. It'd be a bunch of cars like blocking it in and you're like oh it's it's so many parking spots up here, like it's because they blocked it off, bro, like they should have danced. Battle out this hole. So you're not rocking with Drake this time, let's go around.
Speaker 3I am. She's a Drake hater, but we have discussed this. I do not hate on this man. I have no hate in my heart pumping for Arbery. Not one bit of hate, arbery.
Speaker 1Why you call him man by his first day.
Speaker 3Arbery is a thug that I read. Arbery is a thug's name I know, Big as hell like a hell of tattoos Name Arbery.
Speaker 1But that's not Drake.
Speaker 3What he's, that's always my point. I don't care. Call the Dacys, they'll get on barely. He'll be like no, no, they'll drive, he's here, don't say a name, don't say his name.
Speaker 1We let this man talk about mob ties when he clearly has come from television. What mob is in Toronto Like, stop playing with me, dog. We let this man get this shit off and I fuck with Drake. I do. I enjoyed that. I do I'm upset was a funny song. When it came out it was funny to me, but now that's my shit. That's my shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, man.
Speaker 1But I'm not fucking with this album right now. It's not.
Speaker 3You didn't like this album.
Speaker 1No, not what I. It's got some shit on it, but it's not what I expected. Honestly, I thought he was going to be rapping, because that's what he said. He said he was going to be rapping the first track he's singing oh my, what the fuck? And then had the all fucking dacity to call it Virginia Beach oh nigga.
Speaker 3Can we hear this Nigga? Do you mind playing it?
Speaker 1So now you, now you mind game in motherfuckers, because I'm thinking this shit about to be about push the T, I'm like, oh, this nigga, oh he finna go in, even though I'm on push the T side and I read Virginia all day. But when this year I seen I was like yo, listen just singing this track. Singing a diss track is nuts.
Speaker 3I mean, you gave us a scene. Yo, I'm like couple of this track.
Speaker 1Listen, this shit is amazing. Sounds great.
Speaker 2Listen, I know what you say.
Speaker 1About to talk that shit. I know what you say. About to talk that shit. I could have treated you better or whatever, but I don't know. I think I did all right. You know what I'm saying. You know how you get drawing conclusions like you got a Parsons degree or something. I could have treated you better. That's crazy. No, Lean in, lean in. So the phantom, phantom size. What Hello? Over that hard ass beat Lean in, lean in. What nigga? What did you talk? That is not what I want to hear for all my dogs.
Speaker 3I actually like the song.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no. Y'all not feeling it For all my dogs, you can't call an album for all my dogs, y'all can't sing together.
Speaker 2Lean in, lean in.
Speaker 3Phantom size. You want the whole boy band together. Huh.
Speaker 1That shit, that nigga killed me with that shit. And then it's all about a woman. What is happening?
Speaker 3What happened?
Speaker 1Y'all got to get y'all bosses off.
Speaker 3Y'all don't sit around and hold hands and comb out y'all over, y'all women.
Speaker 1That's fucking nuts. No niggas from Toronto named Aubrey do that.
Speaker 3We do it over y'all. No, y'all don't.
Speaker 1Y'all made it clear and evident that y'all don't do that. Y'all say fuck y'all niggas, we going out and we going to hop on some strange. That's it.
Speaker 3Wait, not the strange part, but you know what I mean how many times y'all spend in block?
Speaker 1Y'all spend in block. How many times y'all spend in block?
Speaker 3What do you mean? Spend in block?
Speaker 1Excuse me, say what.
Speaker 3You don't leave the block. I don't understand you stay on the block. Why am I sitting here?
Speaker 1You don't leave that fucking block. I live here.
Speaker 3I live here, nigga, I stay with the block.
Speaker 1No, he do. He really do tell Drake be singing his songs and be telling him fuck the moes. He's really sassy on this album. He says he's very sassy. Especially, just listen to the way he says girl, when you start rapping girl.
Speaker 3What it's not lazy like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is. He's very lazy on this album, seriously. But let's go back to y'all spending the block. Tammy says she doesn't, so, gravel, you're doing what you infamously do.
Speaker 3Bro, now you can't hear me oh hello, I've been celebrating three years on the same block. Hey, let's fucking go.
Speaker 1Oh, wrong one.
Speaker 3Yes, yes.
Speaker 1Yes, zesty gangster For real. That's exactly what it is. Venice Beach For real, bro. I swear for God, because I was just sitting here, like yo, after spending basically the majority of my life in Virginia and around Virginia Beach, that is not how the vibes is down there. We do not Crane.
Speaker 2Nice one, shut up what.
Speaker 1You are Drake, sir, cut it out.
Speaker 3Aubrey.
Speaker 1Yes, I want you on that one Aubrey vibes all day Aubrey vibes. So, um, let's see, let's see, I should have named it Venice Beach. Yeah, dead ass.
Speaker 3Dead ass by that.
Speaker 1I'm not sure Dead ass by that. So I want to ask y'all Know y'all see people on vacation. I know y'all see people post Videos and things of that nature. How many videos is too much? How many posts about a vacation is too much? I feel like four Suffices. I think you can get three picks in a video.
Speaker 1Wait it doesn't need to be, somebody Every fucking body on my timeline. It's been. It'd be like you know how Facebook be like five pictures plus 47. I'm like what? What a fuck do you have so many pictures posted?
Speaker 3Wasn't there are they posting videos and pictures during the vacation or do they come back from the vacation?
Speaker 1It's just like they come back and blast yeah, the photo done 47.
Speaker 3I look at the four on the thumbnail.
Speaker 1Exactly, I don't care about what you ate.
Speaker 2I guess they posted For me.
Speaker 3I will go through all the pictures. Don't know them. People On the vacation. I'm looking who in the back of the thing? I really that nosey. That's your face. What Drama like if I see somebody.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3I'm On vacation. I'm happy you vacated.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's no, it's fire. But I'm not looking at 47 Items of you just doing the same pose like niggas. All they do is look at, they feed in, they pictures we standing there like that and I'm like, bro, what are you looking at?
Speaker 3What they need to hype up the poses and they did better poses.
Speaker 1You be like they do they got a hype up the pose, so that shit is ass. I hate, I hate that you're in Jamaica looking at your feet.
Speaker 3Oh yes.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, you post to one leave and coming back. That's it, that's it, that's all us.
Speaker 3You don't need to post all of them.
Speaker 1They think a max maybe 10.
Speaker 3I'm gonna say 10.
Speaker 1So Is this gender specific?
Speaker 3Okay, wait a minute, cuz I got questions, cuz why? You say that you go on vacation and they just snap the pictures the whole goddamn time. Yeah, they do that. The problem.
Speaker 1I know. No, it's not for me.
Speaker 2Not for me.
Speaker 1No, no, it's just me looking at them the 47. That's a high-ass number.
Speaker 3They went through and they clicked 47 times to select.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, bro, relax, we get it. You're excited, you've never been anywhere.
Speaker 3We all in the same pose we get it.
Speaker 1Yeah, I get it, I honestly get it.
Speaker 3But Everybody's turkey leg.
Speaker 1Every Houston owes me nothing, okay, so unique. Oh my god that should kill me is Houston, mexico, for sure.
Speaker 3Like even in the moment. The other occasion did you have some time to vacation?
Speaker 1That's what I be saying. And then and then, just like, just like RJ is saying, wow, more restaurants. I feel the same way about these fucking hotel rooms. They stay in nigga. I know you at the Marriott, all the fucking rooms look the same. They look the same. Now, if you had like a suite, like some fire-ass shit that only exclusive level people can get, then I'll be impressed. You're showing me a standard king, no balcony. Yeah, like, chill out bro. Give y'all, give y'all tour, nigga. I know, with that I can go on the internet and see that.
Speaker 3This is my, then this is my product. I gotta get out the house, ma'as, be like oh baby, what you think they got a sweet, what is that? No, I gotta go After him closet and yes, it is not.
Speaker 1It is not.
Speaker 3What is this they go into? Yeah, I need to get my.
Speaker 1Yeah they do that cancun all inclusive resorts. They look like sweets, but they're really standard rooms as well. Some people try to get like connecting rooms and it's just Room service.
Speaker 3We've seen.
Speaker 1It's free.
Speaker 3Some toast and some to look like shit on there. It's so excited.
Speaker 1Oh my god, they folded the towel.
Speaker 3Nese spaghetti, nigga, it's meat sauce. What is your request about? It's called Bellanese. It looks fancy, but all it is is meat spaghetti sauce. That's dead ass. Oh it is. It's the goodie sauce, it's me.
Speaker 1This shit come from Mario land.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1They come back to me so impressed by the little towel, elephants, towel swans, oh okay, the water in the bottle so clear, and make you question like what your living conditions, what that is but this is a picture that needs to be in the camera roll.
Speaker 1But I thought you was getting money, nigga, because that's all you talk about. I'm getting money. No way you would go around like, oh, this is my bed, this is the bedroom, yes, yes, like fam, stop, we get it. I look, he judged people. I do, I judge them all I do. I can help it, because people like to height meteorocracy, like like it's the best thing ever.
Speaker 3Okay, if I'm be perfectly honest, I also think that that mentality that you would I have like look at the city that that I live in, the city that you used to live in, like we. Yeah, yeah, you know, and if somebody who's who's coming from somewhere and they've never been anything like that I could see them being impressed.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3You got five minutes to be fucking. That's it that my guy.
Speaker 1Yeah, and that's true. Motherfuckers don't know what Alakart mean. They don't what this, what? What fork is this this?
Speaker 3Why did I say opposed? Somebody said they was in the bar, in the barbershop out here and somebody who's getting a haircut and they Was like a have y'all been to that SP here? And they was like what? What he was like, you know, the SP here, the big thing down on the on the on the street birthday. You need the sphere.
Speaker 1That's.
Speaker 3I want to fight.
Speaker 1And what point have you ever heard that in your life? That's what I'm confused about. That's what I'm saying like, at what point were you like okay, let me draw a SP here and let's see, like Nobody's ever done that. And Clearly, niggas fell geometry. Y'all ever been to the S? No, no, chill out. Yeah, they be loud and wrong. That shit crazy. Same way, like you know, I feel like Y'all ever been to the store. Y'all got. Y'all got. Y'all got that out there. Uh K rogers, the store, the grocery store, yeah we got K rogers.
Speaker 1Tammy, it's actually called Rogers.
Speaker 3Kroger's yes. Sometimes you'regin with them. I don't worry about the food lying in the.
Speaker 1Yeah, the big wiggly is fired to. We got the big wiggly. I like the big wiggly, but yeah, it is cuz what other k-word like knife.
Speaker 3Can I can.
Speaker 1I yeah the K is silent.
Speaker 3I can't even say it right, right, no more. It's always as.
Speaker 1Like it's real, can I mm-hmm yeah?
Speaker 3Hey K, lives matter too, so we going knowledge them true story, true story.
Speaker 1Yeah, no general, like blue, they do have. Oh, they leave off the e man. No, they do pick the wiggly. Yeah, no, I think the wiggly is slept on, that shit slept on. But I'm, I'm, I'm motioning for everybody to leave the case silent. And Kroger, I Think everybody's been saying it wrong, it's just like one page on the front of one day.
Speaker 3Okay, it's not supposed to be pronounced, pronounced it's supposed to be. Is it rogers or Rogers? See now, cuz now you about to piss me off. Or Roger, which one is? I make you want to fight. I'm told you make you want to fight.
Speaker 1I'm going for Rogers.
Speaker 3It's Rogers it's Rogers Okay.
Speaker 1Rogers. That's how it's supposed to be car Rogers, according to grits. So, In 20 years when it comes out and it says oh, kroger was never really Kroger, it was a mistake. It's actually supposed to be Rogers. Remember you heard it here first groundbreaking. Oh shit, oh groundbreaking.
Speaker 3Thank you, and she did.
Speaker 1I don't see how K rogers didn't irritate you.
Speaker 3Cuz the K is pronounced, it's rogers. The K is already there.
Speaker 1So why is it so as Kroger's?
Speaker 3I'm not about to play with you.
Speaker 1So not.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Oh, so there's an S at the end. These motherfuckers run. I'm telling you, it's Rogers.
Speaker 3Watch. You have to Remember he liked that, remember he liked that. So he we, he know how to get you going. That's what he liked. Yeah, all right. Yeah, yeah, you thought she was gonna get some RJ. I rolled it back in. I can give you what you want over there. I know what you doing, sir.
Speaker 1There's no assing Kroger's. Oh, let me look, this is not y'all confused me.
Speaker 3If you ask the African-American delegation okay it is Kroger.
Speaker 1Yeah it is Roger, all right, so.
Speaker 3Meesis.
Speaker 2Meesis.
Speaker 1That's what in that one was like.
Speaker 3I'm sorry if I had it. I had it under control, I think.
Speaker 1Tom and Jerry had said that shit. He's like I'm tired of you, meesis. Like what he said, nah, I just put an S on that bitch, so, okay, another question for y'all. Nothing about language or nothing, uh, and Michigan. So another question. I was just curious because the holiday season is coming up and all my life I have seen these commercials where they give people cars, like they, the husband gifts his wife a car. How does that work? Like, do they just Put down a down payment or do they pay the whole car off? Like what?
Speaker 3You, but not give me no bill.
Speaker 1That is true. Gift in a bill is true.
Speaker 3Don't give me no insurance, no.
Speaker 1You buy you the most expensive car.
Speaker 3I really hope it's not like For right before. I would.
Speaker 1I would assume. I Would assume that, but I don't know, because niggas be impressed if they are putting all of that in. They name, but that's that was my follow-up question. Whose name does that go under?
Speaker 3if they're paying for why. You got my information to put a car under my name. Don't worry about that. You buy it in your name, baby. It's great, we'll transfer that title, don't worry about that, oh.
Speaker 1Husbands giving a car, cash or payments the same. Oh. So if the husband gives a Car, I guess cash like the the worth of the car in cash or do you want the payments?
Speaker 2Wait what?
Speaker 1like you would have to make payments, like he would buy you. Bring you the physical car. I'm assuming that's where.
Speaker 3Like he paid the down payment and then I gotta pay them the car note.
Speaker 1Yeah, or do you want him?
Speaker 3Why would you give me a bill? He bought the car for me. Yeah, yeah my car and it's a gift. We ain't buy it for you. If you got to pay for it, yeah, cuz I want to stand that part. That's not me trying to stand that part.
Speaker 1Not ever.
Speaker 3Do that Loan out, paid for them, for if I was to do that so I would not know. That's not again, that's okay, Okay so. Maybe that's a little range and then they own relations. Maybe Maybe they he, he pays the down payment on it and they work it out and Because he loved you, so he gave me a bill, because he loved me then I mean, I thought it was the thought that counts.
Speaker 3So think about giving me a bill. Don't actually just do it Next time. Just cut it out the newspaper, baby. We don't give me a hot wheel. If it's a thought Real of it would be great, like, okay, or he pays a car note, that's fine. But if he gives it and then I'm expected to take over the bill, Got you, got you Okay that's always really confused, like why would I be paying for it if it's again?
Speaker 1Hey, you know, niggas have died, died over family purchase than this.
Speaker 3A family purchase right different story. But if you tell me this is a gift, it's a gift. I was a part of the family purchase, so that's on you.
Speaker 2Well, yeah.
Speaker 1I got your social and everything. Baby, it's all Cover. Got your own cover, don't worry about it. Merry Christmas, got a little red ball on the car for you. Got you that Nissan. You want it. Got that Outlander. What about after? Oh, rj say, what about after the first year? But so y'all, I'm, I get where y'all coming from. So he makes the payments for the first year and then it's on y'all. Then what?
Speaker 3no, no we own it after the first year.
Speaker 1Mmm.
Speaker 3You paint it off in a year. That's awesome. That's amazing. That is crazy. You worked a lot of hours back. Yeah, I see shit.
Gift Giving and Sexual Innuendo
Speaker 1I don't think they're going for it, rj, I Don't think so, brother. So so if y'all, so y'all, are saying if the roads were reversed and if y'all were doing it, there would be no car payment, correct?
Speaker 3Correct okay. I think the only gift that you should give you a significant other that they would have to pay for as a child, other than that, we fucking spin that fucking bars right now. I don't have nothing to say.
Speaker 1That was part of yeah, what you want this.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I got you baby Me talk about this real good old man. I got you, I just put some overtime. This was more time you know. Work about fast Fucking mercury. Yo chill out right. Oh my gosh so what's the most expensive gift you've ever given your guy?
Speaker 3Okay, hold on before I answer this question. You're talking about the one I'm with now or just in life?
Speaker 1If his is the most expensive, I don't.
Speaker 3Okay, so the most expensive in life.
Speaker 1Yes, in life, and how'd you feel directly after giving that?
Speaker 3I don't even want to answer this question.
Speaker 1I feel like this is going to be a significant answer and it's going to be highly entertaining, because the way your eyes are rolling it seems like it's very tedious, like it's it's a it's a Urca soul type deal.
Speaker 3I figured out what she bought. The same. I gave him some sperm as a pet kids. That was an expensive gift, the way I cannot breathe twice, but we did that twice Very good.
Speaker 1Oh Wow.
Speaker 3Still paying now, to this day, the longest gift of your life. Most of us are still paying. Oh, and I'm over here, like about an Xbox one. I'm gonna Xbox about a PlayStation. I've done that.
Speaker 1Oh, he said it doesn't count.
Speaker 3That's it.
Speaker 1Don't count, otherwise my guy Okay, that's it, oh shit, oh, my sperm is pets. You know, you know, you just make my life. Can't put a break on it.
Speaker 3Oh my gosh, I know my favorite again. Oh my God, that did it.
Speaker 1That did it, you know.
Speaker 2She's crazy.
Speaker 3You pay for daycare and tell me that shit don't count.
Speaker 1She's crazy Look.
Speaker 3Oh, the lady just took me out.
Speaker 1Okay, I thought it was going to be something like it's just wrong to put prices on humans. I just thought it was going to be something like materialistic.
Speaker 3Because they charge a shitload of money to take care of your.
Speaker 1What you mean. I can't get free and reduce lunch. Nick, I can't do that.
Speaker 2I can't, I can't, I can't be tight.
Speaker 3That's it. I can't.
Speaker 1Boop stikles that don't count.
Speaker 3The boop stikles don't count. Gritzy Zayn, you talking about my ladyboss. What are you doing? Is that what he's talking about? I'm asking an answer.
Speaker 1He's about to answer. I'm sure I've never heard this, ever in my life. This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 2Gritzy's talking about your ladyboss.
Speaker 1I've never heard ladyboss boop, stikle, boop testicles.
Speaker 3Ladyboss right here.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3That's what she calls them. That's what I call them.
Speaker 1I never knew.
Speaker 3Oh my God, I can't. These are my testicles.
Speaker 1Ladyboss chesticles sweater puppets.
Speaker 3You gotta let them hang. They not hanging today, though. Sometimes you gotta let them hang. Let them hang, they hurt your back.
Speaker 1You gotta put some support on that.
Speaker 3Oh, nevermind, Look, look, look you gotta let them get a source of support. You gotta air them out. Sometimes you gotta free ball. You know, maybe some days it'll be I free ball often. Me too, me too, absolutely.
Speaker 1So y'all can say free ball, as if y'all have one big breast, but y'all won't say Rogers.
Speaker 2Free balling, I free balling Free, balling I free.
Speaker 1So what's the significance of air them out?
Speaker 3Don't you air out your knees. Y'all don't ever need to be aired out. Yeah, I do Same thing.
Speaker 1Mmm.
Speaker 3Same reason, same. Thing.
Speaker 1Gotcha.
Speaker 3Pretty much the same.
Speaker 1Mommy milkers. I fuck with that. I fuck with that. Heavy Mommy milkers and stuff. That's hard.
Speaker 3I'm not calling it that.
Speaker 1That's hard.
Speaker 3I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1Mommy milk. Hey girl, let me suck the mommy milkers.
Speaker 3Okay then, you say it like that. I'm not a pussy milker, no.
Speaker 1What's wrong with mommy milkers.
Speaker 3No, the way you just did that.
Speaker 1So y'all telling me, y'all have the same tonality during arousal. This is what y'all. So we're gonna act like we're too good. We're gonna act like we're too good Hold on.
Speaker 3That sounded like Freddy Cooker came and said that shit that was not. I see, I was scared. Do you feel like Batman?
Speaker 2Where are they?
Speaker 3What do you sound like that? Mm-mm, real scary, okay Cause. No, that's what you lost to me. That was not it, no.
Speaker 1So that wouldn't fuck, with Batman calling y'all no, no, no, like after he saved you and everything, he's just like yeah, great, mommy milkers, and then that is just, and they can throw a dust ball and disappear.
Speaker 3No, no, hell, no, hell no.
Speaker 1That's crazy. Y'all nuts man.
Speaker 3See, I did. What voice you saying that in Mm-mm?
Speaker 1Not the sex talk thing.
Speaker 3Mm-mm, that's not it.
Speaker 1That's crazy. I just thought. I mean, I don't know, I thought we was better than that.
Speaker 3We are, we really are. I promise you, we are.
Speaker 1But that ain't it. I just thought that's the soul tree voice.
Speaker 3Try it again. Try your soul tree. That's the three. Try your soul tree voice again. Go ahead, try it again, cause I think we might've missed it, and I do apologize. You might miss things, okay.
Speaker 2Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3No, we didn't miss it. We didn't, we didn't, we didn't.
Speaker 2It's okay, we didn't. We didn't, did you miss?
Speaker 1the grits, tammy, you don't have to, oh, okay. You can let it go, it's fine.
Speaker 3It's fine, you don't have to protect it, and it's not here, so they used to be on the Eminem and I was wondering is that who you sound like? You know who I'm talking about too. That's who you sound like.
Speaker 1We're not doing this man. Okay, we're not, we're not doing this you have a lot of quiet sex maybe who?
Speaker 3Oh, no, you. I'm very vocal, oh, with your bad brain voice. Yeah, pull your mommy milkers out, pull your milkers out, pull your milkers out. Pull your milkers out.
Speaker 2Pull them out. Shit, shit, shit.
Speaker 1Shit he about it here.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 1What does he say If cock is said in the right tone in a moment?
Speaker 3Ew, you're not gonna get us to say that.
Speaker 1No, it is not. You're not gonna get us to say this.
Speaker 3No, no, no. There's no moment or tone when that is said. You know a tone I'm saying.
Speaker 1Fucking cock is hilarious Cock.
Speaker 3That's the only one you're gonna get at. It's good, they just like fast cock.
Speaker 1Some Bridgetton cock.
Speaker 3I'm gonna get in that little sexy tone. You want Cock? There you go. See, he wanted that sexy tone. I'm kidding, sir.
Speaker 1Fucking cock is hilarious. I never want to hear that, ever in a bedroom.
Speaker 3Ever, ever.
Speaker 1That would be it, that's it, that's all I'm not.
Speaker 3I'm not doing this. Why are there only white men who act like niggas? Because I don't want to hear the word cock in a bedroom.
Speaker 1So do you think you say you have it or you have?
Speaker 3I don't have I sense why I've only fucked white men.
Speaker 1Oh, so they don't say that the ones that act like us, oh OK, I'm about to say so what's the boy if they?
Speaker 3No, they's not.
Speaker 1Oh, ok, yeah, it's true, the sex affirmations.
Speaker 3Tell him about sex affirmations.
Speaker 1Talk to me about the sex affirmations.
Speaker 3You did the sex affirmations.
Speaker 1I'm not, mr, mr Redcat.
Speaker 2I'm good with them.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't. I don't like cock, you know another word I don't like is fucking cunt. I don't like that word. The word cunt is weird.
Speaker 3I'm a motherfucking magical cunt.
Speaker 1Not magical.
Speaker 3Because I said watch this.
Speaker 1Why do I imagine?
Speaker 3Ever since that black lady went off on that white boat on an airplane. But she caught her cunt and she told her you got to be a bride. I'm a motherfucking magical.
Speaker 1I just imagine, like you know how, the more you know. I just imagine a vagina, just somebody riding it. You would start to us following behind it. Just a magical cunt. What?
Speaker 3Don't carry wings and everything. Yes, yes, one hand up in the air.
Speaker 1Magical cunt no.
Speaker 3RJ no.
Speaker 1What is it? Let me slide in that pretty little cunt. I don't know.
Speaker 3Let me slide in that. Pretty little cunt Like no Cunt. I'm just keep working on my Bridgetton because these are only times. His words, even remote, would sound funny. Pretty little cunt.
Speaker 1Pretty little cunt.
Speaker 3And you're working on my Bridgetton.
Speaker 1Huh, lair pretty pretty, Harry, harry Paul.
Speaker 3I'm controlling myself. I ain't going to do it.
Speaker 1Sir, the oldest curse word. It's beautiful, it's your experience, I love it. I love it. I still don't. I don't like, I don't say it, but I love how you explain that. That's pretty good. I don't. I just don't like the word cunt. I don't like.
Speaker 3I don't like how white people don't make your cuss people out, if cunt is supposed to be a Shakespearean cuss word.
Speaker 1That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2That's so crazy.
Speaker 1I don't even know like a Shakespearean line.
Speaker 3Say a regular line, but say it. Say it how Shakespeare would say it.
Speaker 2That's going to be fine.
Speaker 1So, ok, ok, oh, that was a ruthless cunt, I don't know Shakespeare.
Speaker 3That's it.
Speaker 1That's what it means. Oh shit, oh no. I got to look up some Shakespeare shit because I'm not I'm not familiar with Shakespeare. That sounds like a Bible verse, like down A ruthless cunt.
Speaker 3He definitely talks like that.
Speaker 1OK, OK, let me see. Oh, it's food time. How long Give it to me now.
Speaker 3Romeo, Romeo, what I found, Romeo that was for Shakespearean. Oh, we've got to see the plate of food.
Speaker 1Are y'all on that show?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, e.
Speaker 1Eat time, but we still going. Don't worry about it, we still get it. Thy cunt was warm and moist with excitement. That sounds like it, that sounds Shakespearean.
Speaker 3That's why he was rubbing his mustache.
Speaker 1Yes, that sounds Shakespearean. Fucking cunt is just disgusted. It's just that our doubts Words. Let me see. Oh, thank you baby. It says OK, this is a famous Shakespearean line the fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.
Speaker 3I like it.
Speaker 2You sound like me when you do it.
Speaker 3That was good, I like it. Do another one, do a walk, love all.
Speaker 2You about to lose?
Speaker 1it, don't lose it, you got it, come on.
Speaker 2Come on, do you care? Come on.
Speaker 1Love all, Trust a few, Do wrong to none. Be able for thine enemy rather in the power than use and keep thy friend under thy own life's key. Be checked it, that's what it says. Checked it For silence, but never taxed it for speech. This nigga's a retard. I don't know. I don't know. That's not fire to me. Be afraid of greatness. Some are born great, Some achieve greatness. Others have greatness thrust upon Like shut the fuck up. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3bro Greatness.
Speaker 1Why would you Just talk normal? Be not afraid, that's how they talk about things. That's all them words. Man, this ain't regular stuff, very late.
Speaker 3Yeah, everything was a monologue or a dissertation, because it was just so long.
Speaker 1Everything I don't understand. I would hate talking to somebody like that. Hell is empty and all the devils are here, so where the fuck are you Like?
Speaker 3That's what the niggas say when you walk into the bar. That's how he say his turn. That's literally how they say his turn in Shakespearean. It's what they say.
Speaker 2The niggas are here. They're here. That's the text. That's it.
Speaker 3That's the text with everybody here. That is the message they would have sent out if that text was what you did by pigeon.
Speaker 1They sent it by pigeon.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's literally Now. We just say it's late. Yeah, that's what they say. They say it's late.
Speaker 1Hell is empty. All the bitches are here. What?
Speaker 3Pull up Nine, nine, nine bitches stay here. Oh my god.
Speaker 1Pull it up to the spot tonight. What? How would they say that? Pull it up to the spot Arriving? Arriving by carriage? I don't know that. It would have to be something long and drawn out. When they describe the biblical angels, look like angels. They always say fear not Yo. First of all, rj is on to something. Let's put this to the side what I was just about to say. I never understood why people always are so excited about angels coming down to earth. Angels are the most yes, they're the most terrifying entities if they are to exist, if they are real For some people I know some people don't believe in them. I would shit bricks if I seen an angel.
Speaker 1I'm not going to be up there like oh my god, it's an angel, Come kick it with your boy, like no, this nigga's coming to burn some shit. This nigga's coming to kill me. He's coming to do something that I'm not ready for.
Speaker 3That is not going to be your head something.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's not going to be nothing beneficial. He's not going to come down with a lot of cash Like, ah, nigga, spend money. Like he's not doing that. He's just like, ah boom, die nigga In front of everybody.
Speaker 3Like what Angels always came with a bad message. So I'm straight, that's what I'm straight out there.
Speaker 1And they did say that they whenever they talk about them.
Speaker 3Mary, sit down real quick.
Speaker 2Let me talk to you when to in-shape nature without?
Speaker 3Hello, but how? Where to in-shape nature without?
Speaker 1Hey, I'm here to sit down. We got to have a conversation, but then they don't need no conversation.
Speaker 3No, it wouldn't even no convo.
Speaker 1It's all cool. Your dad sent me down here, yeah it's all cool, no matter if you sleep. Fuck that, I'm going to take that shit.
Speaker 2Oh, angels, angels.
Sukiyana and Dr Uma's Relationship Analysis
Speaker 3Angels, that's not, hello. I don't even know if I want a guardian angel right now.
Speaker 1That's what I be.
Speaker 3You even know what's that like.
Speaker 2That's what?
Speaker 1that's what I'm saying that's what tripped me out. Like every story in the book about angels, they come in to fuck shit up it's never like to chill out and kick it with you it's not good and pass you good faith and there's always a second coming to Christ. And we were right behind them. What I got to say? So I got to tell Joseph something I'm going to pull up, burn down this whole city or whatever. She crazy man, oh my God, Mm-mm, Do you?
Speaker 3This has nothing to do with angels. Ok, this, actually I was going to ask you earlier when we were talking about Sexy Red.
Speaker 1OK, do I think she's going to heaven? Yeah.
Speaker 3Those are words that will never come out of my mouth. My question actually was going to be do you, do you think Sukiyana and Dr Uma are a real thing?
Speaker 1That's hilarious, First of all. I hope it is. I hope it's a real thing.
Speaker 3That's what she said too.
Speaker 1Because that shit is fucking classic.
Speaker 3What you mean Because it's because he got a freak in his sheets and now you turn into a lady. Yes, you make a lady out there.
Speaker 1Pardon me, pardon me, pardon me. Like that nigga is hilarious to me, so to try to see him correct behavior that she's learned over eons. Apparently like this is who she is.
Speaker 2Woo Wee.
Speaker 1I think that might actually shift the culture, though I think that if she, if he's able to convert her, there won't be any more Sexy Red, there won't be any more, none of that shit. I think all that shit dies, it goes away, I think all that, what you mean. The ratchet wrap.
Speaker 3Do you think Sukiyana?
Speaker 1Yeah, if he marries her and all Like, if it goes, the full link, oh, it's a wrap for all that stuff You're going to have to bring back, like the Queen Latifahs. You're going to have to bring back those type of female rappers. It ain't going to be Like female rappers, yeah, it ain't going to be. I'm a pussy pain.
Speaker 3Do you imagine Sukiyana doing some conscious rap?
Speaker 1It might be fire. You know that it might be fire and I would believe her because I seen the story Like from beginning to end I ain't no hoe, no moat, bitch, I got the brown wave, I'll be there like.
Speaker 3Oh shit.
Speaker 1Nick is a spit now here.
Speaker 3What if Dr Whom are NW her ghost writer?
Speaker 1Who that nigga got bars though.
Speaker 2Wait, what does that sound like?
Speaker 1Listen, what do you say? My plan of African or something you say, some type of African African people, my sister's. I would love it.
Speaker 3And I would enjoy all of that.
Speaker 1I like.
Speaker 3Dr Whom I really do. I think that's a good reality show.
Speaker 1This is perfect for both of them.
Speaker 3Why don't you change yourself?
Speaker 1Yes, this is perfect for both of them.
Speaker 3You don't think it'll change him in any way.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think it'll change him a lot. I think it'll change, it'll open his eyes. If he's real and genuine, then yes, I think this will open Pan-African Listen, my Pan-African sister. That's what that nigga be saying. That should be killing me. Pardon me, excuse me. Like what? Why is he tripping like that? But yeah, I think it'll change him. I think it'll open his eyes and I know you can't to the freak nasty to the other side. He already knew that. No, he knew it, but he ain't been getting no box off of that, he ain't been getting no play off of that. He get the Pan-African sisters.
Speaker 3I bet money. Should have ate his ass already.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm for sure, in the compromising positions we were talking about earlier.
Speaker 3In the positions we were talking about.
Speaker 1I'm sure of it, and he enjoyed it because it opened his eyes and it was like nothing he'd never seen.
Speaker 3He will be aligned at that point.
Speaker 1The third eye is fucking hilarious. I just want you to know my insides. I have not laughed. It's that fucking hard. It's like my insides built up. It was like, it was like and I couldn't let it out Like that. Shit is fucking nigga. The third fucking eye.
Speaker 3She said that this shit.
Speaker 1I don't think people out here.
Speaker 3I'm trying to hold it in because I just want to. I'm in tears.
Speaker 1People out here don't understand. Ok, I'm going to try my best to explain this. Like none of this stuff is written. None of this stuff is None of this stuff is like pre-discussed In pre-production. We just talk regular. This nigga just said a gentle, this joke is so fucking classic. And she said it's so nonchalant and on the spot. Y'all did. I was like on the inside. That's the way I was. Like what the third eye nigga? Come on, my pan African sister.
Speaker 2I salute you. What the fuck? My pan African sister.
Speaker 3My pan African sister, oh shit.
Speaker 1I fucking salute you. That is y'all, and it's very hard to be funny. I just want to let that like a scripted funny. That's hard. Y'all ever try to sit down and write a joke.
Speaker 3Good no. Because I feel like that. I don't feel like I mean, I know people do it, I know comedians do it right, like you know Chris Rock, kevin Hart, dave Chappelle I know they do it and I know that's hard. I think it's hard to be intentionally funny, but I don't think it's hard to be naturally funny. No, no, no, not naturally funny, descripted like she just lets it flow out of her, it just comes out. I don't, it's just a personality.
Speaker 1No, I take that back. It is hard to be naturally funny, because this is a lot of people that I don't want to hear from. Ok, for instance, when I was at work, it's always somebody is like oh Brandon, let me tell you a joke. Like I don't want to hear that shit. You know, let me tell you you heard this joke, no nigga.
Speaker 3Like I don't want to hear that. That's a good joke.
Speaker 1I guess, I would know, I guess.
Speaker 3I don't want to.
Speaker 1Because I don't want the uncomfortable feeling.
Speaker 3I don't want the uncomfortable feeling afterwards, where I'm just like Then you tell him try again, you don't have to always, you don't fake it. Don't fake it, Just be like yeah, bro that ain't it, and I won.
Speaker 2And then he'll come back with a better joke, and he'll keep working on those jokes, and those jokes won't be lame.
Speaker 3He read the hey there, one day he'll get a good one.
Speaker 2Do you think we laugh at everybody?
Speaker 3No, we were like oh OK, I don't know about that one, but we got to tell him the truth so they can keep getting good jokes.
Speaker 1So out of 365 days.
Speaker 3We had a 65 jokes. You want me to be getting really good at the end. Wow, like he should be so much better because he's going to get he's going to get you to laugh. That's his whole thing. Now you can't laugh because then he'll stop, so you have to hold it in, but if I nip it in the bud from the very beginning? I'll never reach his potential, oh no. What you nipping the bud. Hey, I don't know no joke, but I'll laugh.
Speaker 1I don't need no jokes, bro, I just Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. Hilarious, Get out of my face.
Speaker 2That's what I would do.
Speaker 3Guess what he going to be like. All right, bet catch you tomorrow. What a better joke. That's my shat in there.
Speaker 1So it's a lose. Lose is what you tell me either way, because if I tell him the truth, he's still going to come back Like what about this one? Like I don't want to hear that. Like.
Speaker 3The jokes really are funny though.
Speaker 1Now they really are funny. I would love to hear but I wouldn't. You know what? I wouldn't hear about somebody. No, no, no, listen, listen, I wouldn't know, I wouldn't know they're funny by him coming up to me directly. I would hear it like passing by and passing I wouldn't necessarily, because you never hear like oh man, tammy, so funny it's. I hear it as I'm scrolling through something or I am. I watch something of yours. You're not telling me you're funny.
Speaker 3When you tell me you're funny, you mean you need, like the office, the rest of the office be like. Let me tell you this joke yeah, what's the name?
Speaker 1told me, yeah you can't come to me and tell me you're funny, and then you try to tell me like, force me to believe you're funny.
Speaker 3So you need to hear a word of mouth from other people.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I can't just be like hey, nigga, I'm funny, look at, let me tell you a joke. Like no, I want to hear that shit. You shut off automatically get out of my face. I don't care. I Didn't even ask for this. Why? Why did you single me out?
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 1Say stuff. I say stuff in the background, like I'm more of a heckler. Like when we're at a meeting or something, I'm like you know, I just yell stuff out and people like laugh. So those people hear that and want to come to me and tell and think I'm like telling jokes, when these are my honest feelings about this place. I fucking hate this place. This place sucks. You're stupid, like these type of things and others like hey, brandon, let me tell you a joke.
Speaker 3Being funny. Now the people who not funny think they supposed to come talk to you.
Speaker 1Yes, like yeah but I don't even consider myself funny, I just be pissed off like really these niggas.
Speaker 3Really I.
Speaker 1Think you got in here off off of fucking. Come on, bro, nah, we not doing this today. You're not gonna come in and tell me what to do. Look at your shoes, like you, not finna. Do that, you know? Let me talk to you, brandon. Have you seen yourself today? Have you seen how you dress? Because this is a problem. Supervisors don't do this, they don't wait, he's a supervisor to be a level of professionalism about yourself.
Speaker 1You chew your nails. You can't do that, dog. You like 43 years old, relax that type of shit. Hey, listen, we got good health care plans that cover that. You can go to the EAP, go eat lunch, like what is wrong with you. I Hate looking at niggas hands. I see why women feel that way, but I personally just hate looking at niggas hands. Look like fucking Nubs, like this shit, like they don't have any nail. It's just, I can't describe it. It's just be like a little cube, like on a fingertip, like bro, what is you? Drink some milk.
Speaker 3That's not okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1Yeah, drink some milk, bro, take some vitamin D pills. Why me, oh my god you got to be friendly.
Speaker 3In the workplace, though, you got to be friendly you do so, you don't get shot. Okay, so I'm not the only one who thinks this cuz. When I go to work, and even when I was in school, mm-hmm, I would intentionally be nice to like the misfit or the oddball or, yes, the person. Everybody else didn't like, the funky person, whatever. Just the case, I decided one day they was gonna shoot some shit up 100%.
Speaker 3I need to make sure they gave me a warning in the parking lot. Yes, come in today. Oh, come in today, and I won't.
Speaker 1I'm gonna spend a little bit of extra time at the gas station around the corner. Yes, that's that's the way I was. I don't because you can. You can pick the ones off. That's weird. You know something's wrong with them. Hey man, how'd you do today? You alright, okay, cool.
Speaker 3I really appreciate when you talk to them.
Speaker 1Yeah, cuz they be on the verge of humans, yeah. Gonna kill every fucking body, shoot my boss in his face, kill him, dad, like that's what they be on. I'll be like, oh shit, what do you do? What did he do? It's nothing that I it's never a job that I've worked, that I've been so pissed off that I wanted to kill somebody. Like what the fuck?
Speaker 3Not you thinking I've never had a job or went to a school, at a class, anything where I felt like I just Dispised that space and then people so much.
Speaker 1Cuz it don't matter. I don't even remember my, my graduating high school class. I don't. I don't recognize them niggas. I don't know who they are, cuz the shit don't matter to me.
Speaker 3You know, I thought about this the other day, so you remember like when we graduated, they used to do like a ranking. Say that your graduating class had 400 people in it and you were like 72. Yeah, they don't do that in the schools anymore, right oh?
Speaker 1they don't.
Speaker 3Some states don't and they said they stopped doing it because of kids, mental, emotional, what the fuck ever yeah right, but just like you said, do you remember what number you ranked when you guys?
Speaker 1No, I know it was 25 percentile, I remember that.
Speaker 3Do you remember getting teased because you wasn't in like the top five?
Speaker 1Yeah, but by the smart kids, by the motherfuckers. That was in the top five. Like y'all, y'all adores your real-life nerds. And you're talking to me like you ain't in my AP class. Like shut up nigga like I don't give a fuck I can comprehend. Yeah, I guess I was the class. I guess my class was one that ushered that bullshit Was like they're because was bullies and smart.
Speaker 3My bullies and smart, smart bullies stupid ass, stupid ass.
Speaker 1dumb niggas. Oh nah, I'm chill, I'm cool on that, bro, I would have been out of there. I got to take a mental health.
Speaker 3I got to go see the EAP officer.
Music, Serial Killers, and Angels Discussion
Speaker 1Hey, when they pull up blashing that a heavy metal shit, when was the last time you heard a rock and roll song?
Speaker 3Like a new rock and roll. I mean I wouldn't know if it was new.
Speaker 1I mean there was a time where we used to know. Yeah, so anytime. I feel nervous. Anytime I see white people pull up blasts and rock and roll music. It makes me nervous. It just, it just gives. It feels like racism. It feels like Just a tad bit of residue. It's just like and it's a certain kind I'm not talking about like blink 182. Yeah, yeah, not that yeah, not that. That's. That's like happy rock, that's like I'm talking about the shit that they yelling. Although that sounds like.
Speaker 3A heavy metal hard rock that does give skinheads.
Speaker 1Yeah, you want to come around with me to the store now. I'm cool bro, I'm good. What type of music list you?
Speaker 3Even be saying. I don't know just I think, vibing out to like the vibrations, because you can't understand the word at all At all.
Speaker 1Even when you try, like you sitting there intently, like you're listening, like no, still don't get it.
Speaker 3I've never understood a mosh pit either.
Speaker 1I don't just yeah, those are very valid.
Speaker 3Those are things that I'm just never gonna be interested. Tea sale, and do you think yeah?
Speaker 1yeah, if that's fun for you, I don't. I don't want to spend my weekend like that, pushing niggas around coming out of a concert with a bloody nose. If they pull up playing that, I'm a cult. What a water, with a way I Always think it's something like death chant, like I don't think it's nothing positive.
Speaker 3Maybe you play it backwards.
Speaker 1Yeah, cool on that. Y'all will walk around biting bats heads off and shit like that. Like I think I'll pass, I pass. Much rather the angels come down and talk to me than the hop in the car with one of them. It's gonna be the same result. Yeah, I have to pick one. I would much rather that Angels least they'll blow. A horn Should be lit. They play the trumpet before they arrived. That thing.
Speaker 3Yeah, don't that trumpet, like kill you, don't yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what you want to hear. Serial killer Fucking serial killers. Have you seen this person?
Speaker 3Rock and roll music and angels, that's how I go, what's? That greater than symbols? Yeah, you keep that damn track of it.
Speaker 2Why are you going here?
Speaker 1Not the fucking serial killer and don't matter what type of type of serial killer. So it could be a Dahmer esque, but Dahmer would never come after you gotta be, yeah, you're a whole woman, so I don't know what's that dude? Son of Sam, son of Sam, son of Sam, yeah, yeah, that's your type.
Speaker 3No, but I don't think they caught the real Sam. I actually don't think Berkowitz did it. I personally don't think.
Speaker 1I think he was the one that got away. Like yeah, as far as sister, I think they just got tired of looking for the real one.
Speaker 3Yeah, they need just Somebody to take the fall. No, no, not a Berkowitz. I'm good, I don't want to walk. I don't want to be chilling in the car on a Romance lane and get shot in the nose.
Speaker 2You can see a night.
Speaker 1Man? What about you, Tammy? You fucking with the angels? Or?
Speaker 3So you hanging out with Tammy, serial killers, angels or rock and roll there? Yeah, these are our options, yeah, that's what you got to choose from. I just can't go be Whitney Houston and then inhale like, just going straight to here, just send me on down here, I know Just Whitney running around here or something. I think I'd be much better off. I'm straight. That's why I be Just randomly doing it. So that's, that's enough. Somebody's tails, just Whitney Houston.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3Oh my god, just an infinite amount of time. Yeah, oh, we're not working. Oh baby, hey baby. They don't tell you I don't, so okay, when that could be away. Oh, so just will never. Just an infinite amount of time. Every so often she'll slide in a crack is wet.
Speaker 1But then, just before she say, like in between one of them bodies, she burst out with yeah, betty White is definitely. Terrorizing because she wasn't racist.
Speaker 3Well, Because she was. She was heavy and deep into. She's one of the animal people wanted a SPCA, like hardcore people, like hardcore Dog lover, animal lover and y'all know doll dogs go to heaven, so I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1So it's not because she wasn't racist, it's because she loved.
Speaker 3She was born in the what the 40s.
Speaker 1So we're saying she, she was racist. There's a possibility. So if I saw for X, it would give me the equation of yes, probably racist.
Speaker 3Oh Racism. Racism can be erased, like your hoeness can be.
Speaker 1You know, I don't think that's how that works. So you can erase your hoeness.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Oh, do tell me out.
Speaker 3This is how you do it, okay. Your Utilities do not cross state lines with you, so you don't cross bodies. Don't cross state lines. I'm not done. Hold on, listen, listen, listen. The bodies do not cross state lines. Therefore, if I move from, let's say, I live in Texas and I was I was out there in Houston Doing a damn thing and then I decided I'm gonna move to Jacksonville, florida. In Florida I'm not no whole. You know why, cuz don't nobody fucking know me. Oh, my hoeness, I left all them bodies in Texas. I Got 50 fucking times.
Speaker 1Nah.
Speaker 3The United States of America. No, oh my god. No, you see why I was like no so yes, this is how this is done. Then don't go overseas.
Speaker 1That's like oh my god, the possibilities are endless, like.
Speaker 3You.
Speaker 1Roll over like Walmart prices.
Speaker 3No, they know, this is not roll over.
Speaker 1This is the only reason why I say that.
Speaker 3Right now to Dallas, texas, tomorrow.
Speaker 2Uh-huh I.
Speaker 3Could go to Dallas, texas, and claim to be a whole virgin. It came nobody.
Speaker 1Nobody would know but they would know.
Speaker 3Who don't tell? Nobody there knows me, I'm trying not to crack up weapon. Who gonna tell?
Speaker 1They in that respect? Yes, you're correct, I'm not. I'm not gonna argue just for the sake of arguing. Yes, you're correct in that respect, but at the end of the day, it's kind of like a resume is like you actually did. That you mean? And tell me you never took no job.
Speaker 3Love your resume.
Speaker 1No, no, no, you are supposed to, you're supposed to, but what I'm saying is this what I'm saying is yeah. What I'm saying is is you without you actually physically working these jobs? You have no Say in the social security. You can't get dip into the funds right, if you don't actually account for these jobs.
Speaker 3What is black math?
Speaker 1I'm sick, bro. This shit is disgusting. Girl math, for sure, for sure, let me tell you, mr Roy, from.
Speaker 3If you move From your in Georgia, right, yeah, from Georgia and you decide to move to Maine next week, don't name motherfucker in Maine. Know nothing about you. Your body counts Nothing.
Speaker 1You are born again in Maine, you're not though like, because if the bodies follow what happens, Is gone, your boy, okay, my major.
Speaker 3If you don't tell nobody in the old state, what new state you go into? I'm telling y'all body count is gone, your boy, and they'll never know.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Over there, vocalize it out, but then at the end of the day Cuz women will come back and be like nah, like y'all are very vocal about this stuff, like if a man comes out and says, hey, I never did this, that in the third, a Woman will always try to counter out a count, counteract, that.
Speaker 1Right so thus, mom, we cannot erase men, cannot erase their hoveness. You, because, amongst, amongst, the lady group, y'all will be talking, that's all. Y'all do this nigga trying to act brand new out here and cut just cuz this nigga up in Maine, this nigga, you know this nigga, hate my ass, like that's what y'all be on, y'all be.
Speaker 3One, you gotta move okay okay gotta delete your social media damn Damn. You gotta delete your sins, your social media.
Speaker 1This makes so much sense. It really does damn.
Speaker 3Nobody in Maine knows you. You can start a new. I just said how do you act like you said dig, no, no more for the first time in a new state like how you just I never did this before.
Speaker 1When, so be gone.
Speaker 3You're your eyes.
Speaker 1Yep or the I'm really not good at this. It's like okay, well, just show me what you, what you.
Speaker 3Whoa, that's just in case she really is bad. Nobody ever told her, she just wanted to get your heads up and you're like, well, you were expecting bad Yolk and and now you think it's the best head you ever had.
Speaker 1She's good that is true, fucking mind games. It is true, because two years on Christmas, see, yep, that's exactly what they y'all be sitting in the little girl groups. And then it expands Like I don't understand out of this is scary, it's scary. I guess it's um Six degrees of separation type deal.
Speaker 3I don't even think it's six degrees anymore. With social media, I think it's more like two degrees.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's just nasty, like you know this. Oh my god, sweet baby Jesus, no, no, yeah, this been my best friend, since really she's never mentioned you like, how do you know her?
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1My god, yeah, yeah, you can't. They scream record date, you got you. You got to protect the neck man. Women are ruthless. They think it's your dad. I don't even think I'm so.
Speaker 3Don't just put that on women, because there are men and let me tell you how I know men can do this Because there are men who in one state have one wife with two kids and another state have another wife with no kids, and then in the third state have another wife with a baby on the way, and then in another state they got a whole girlfriend who thinks she about to get proposed to. Why the side chick live in another state. They definitely do this and nobody knows about each other until he, like dies.
Speaker 1Mmm, so is that okay? Okay, so would y'all prefer that? Let me just not try to dodge the question. I'm, it wasn't a question. That is true, that's fact. But would you prefer that, like the man, be that good at hiding it versus kind?
Speaker 3of being sloppy and completely chicken. You like the most amazing person in the world that you don't even expect that he's doing anything crazy. Yeah, yeah, like just be blissfully happy. Yeah just blissfully, just blissfully and ignorantly happy basically right.
Speaker 1And then when, when he says stuff you really don't question, it's nothing to question because you're that happy.
Speaker 3You know what part of me thinks yes, because I know a lot of men, things like that.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 3I'm happy you treat me good. I don't want to know, right? Yeah, I've heard that and they just seem to just go about life Just perfectly fine, like there's nothing wrong.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Blissfully and ignorantly happy. Like I know, chicks not gonna hear door.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's like none of that.
Speaker 3He's got everything under control.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, yeah, no phone calls.
Speaker 3He makes you feel important. He's taking here all the bills, everything straight. You wouldn't you happy?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I take it. I don't know anything else is going on Exactly like how do you know? So how do I say no to be and happen till you don't know.
Speaker 1That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3I just think but then I don't know until after he did, and now I can't kill him. My voice mark.
The Dynamics of Cheating and Relationships
Speaker 1But the the main thing I hate is when women, when these things happen and women broadcast it everywhere, it's like, uh, you're embarrassing me, like no you, you're actually doing this. You're embarrassing you Because nobody knew you were being cheated on until you decided to go on social media, until you decided to let everybody know this was happening.
Speaker 3I do like the ones where the girls have like they post one man and then 15 other women pop out like I enjoy those. I am in one of those groups. I'm in the Las Vegas. Hey, sis, is this your man group?
Speaker 1that that exists.
Speaker 2Yes a lot of them all day long.
Speaker 3They are just posting pictures of different men, like different, like just pictures. Hey, does anybody know him? Hey, has anybody dated him? I'm the same, hey, so he says he's from it. Does anybody like? All day long, like post after post, after post, just.
Speaker 1So I? Is it truth to this? It's truth to these pictures?
Speaker 3Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes you'll have women in the comments who who not only will say yes, but to prove that they're not lying, they will drop a picture in their comment of them with the same guy.
Speaker 1Oh shit. Oh, that's kind of lit I ain't gonna hold, you see, but that's what I'm saying. Women, how can you erase wholeness for a man? You can't. You would have to delete social media, like you said. It just Erases yourself. It's a whole group Of strange women.
Speaker 2I don't know each other.
Speaker 3There's a la one, I think, like they're for specific cities. They're not even just like they're very, they're small, cuz you know yeah, yeah. So I guess you just gotta watch the city you move to. That's fucking crazy. I guarantee you nobody there gonna do you Wow, shots of conversations and everything wow.
Speaker 1Yeah see, fellas can never unite what we don't really care about, shit like that. This is true. This is a valid point. I second that motion. I do. I think it's.
Speaker 3I just need to clear the air, just the case.
Speaker 1Don't want anything misconstrued no construed, we're missed now, now.
Speaker 3But yeah.
Speaker 1I know, I do believe women are better at you, but I just think, man, which is ignorant? We just really. I think a woman really has to be super sloppy in order to get caught. I think she has to be super sloppy Because the way y'all can play off like this is my friend, this is my, I work with him, or my brother's friend, or y'all can play off a whole bunch of different angles, whereas we would be like, oh shit, oh shit, like when we see him, shit, we don't have a thought, but y'all just like, as soon as you show up, like boom, oh yeah, I work with him.
Speaker 3Y'all don't pick up on vibes and energy.
Speaker 1We nine times out of ten, with a nigga pop up, we're already in the midst. We're either arguing or we're doing some shit we don't even want to do, like going shopping, like it's some random shit. So we're already pissed off in our mind. So when this nigga pop up, we just like, okay, whatever, nigga, fuck out of here, cuz I'm trying to argue with her. What's you do, bro?
Speaker 3So he comment and do some stuff and you're just kind of like, yeah, whatever impression, my like you're not even paying him no attention cuz you too busy paying attention to her energy. Yeah, how they interact, how they look at each other, how they don't look at each other.
Speaker 1I mean I do now currently, but no, in the past I never paid that shit. No attention. It was like you said that nigga was your brother, like I Was on that shit. I believed it because that's what you said.
Speaker 3Y'all make it easy for us to cheat on both ends. Y'all make it easy for us to cheat on Like the side niggas side because y'all play y'all role in staying in position, but then also as the boyfriend of a husband. Y'all make it easy because y'all just be so fucking oblivious.
Speaker 1Yep, it's the happiness, the happy, ignorance. It's the happy ignorance but y'all are terrible at. But you will have to be terrible at cheating for me to know that the fact that my deceit is easy, thanks to you. Because it's a double-edged sword, for for men, like if we pay attention, then we're we're sassy, we're zesty, we're paying too much attention.
Speaker 3Look at the space for money. Man, I'm gonna blend. Man See, I don't want my man bland, but yeah, but not.
Speaker 1Not zesty though, but. But it's like when you pay too much attention, you can't know. There you go, not, not Zadarine.
Speaker 3Zadarine's.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that's what they be saying. Why you going through my phone? That's us why I need your password, shit like that. No, for real. Yeah, well, y'all. It's different with y'all. Like when I was coming up it was, it was sus. As a man, you can't do that. You can't go through a woman's phone. You can't even ask her for her her lock code or passcode. You can't ask for none of that shit. But your dumb ass, me and me would sit up there and be like oh, here you go. Yeah, I don't have nothing to hide and I give her my phone.
Speaker 1I Said it's different for y'all. Y'all are excluded from this. Back in the past and the Morph to this new weird shit in the day, back in the day used to be like that. I'm trying to tell you like now I get, I got a passcode, I got access to everything. Well, she has it for me.
Speaker 3Do you think that's an age thing? Do you think it's?
Speaker 1yes.
Speaker 3We became more mature. We was just like yeah, here, yes, just go because I don't want that problem.
Speaker 1I don't ever want you, I don't ever want you to feel like I'm doing something that I'm not, or that I'm embarrassed of, or you know, I don't want that. I don't. I'm too old for that shit now like how do you? 37?.
Speaker 3What age do you think that that kind of changed from you? Because I, I know, when I was younger and even like younger guys now, but then that's like a, it's almost like a control thing. You only want this cook for control, you only want my pass. So what age do you think that it changed from you having like that crazy mindset to you where you are now?
Speaker 1it takes. See, god, I hate this fucking answer. It took me for my 30s, when I turned. Honestly, when I turned 31 it switched like a switch came on and I was like in search of a wife. I was in search. I was like I want a good woman and so I had to change my mind, to change the type of woman I was attracting, and in that process, in the process of change, I've attracted some bullshit.
Speaker 3No. To attract the woman that you wanted, you have to do. What can you say to keep?
Speaker 1got to change your mind, man. You got to change the way you live in, change the way you think about women. You can't look at women as just trophies. You can't look at women as just a Beautiful or. You have to look at more than that, because it's not. It's not. It's not the woman's looks that's gonna raise the kid, it's, it's her mind frame, it's her thinking.
Discussion on Potential Relationship Issues
Speaker 1If she don't have no hobbies like what the fuck, what? You gonna sit there and look at me all day Like I don't want that. I want a woman that goes, that goes places, that that does things. That leaves me the fuck alone. And when I say leave me alone and for most men they just want to be left alone to do with it Whatever it is that they do video games, read a book, draw, listen to music, podcast, whatever it is they just want to be left alone for a little bit, not all day, not all week. It's just the older you get, you start to think about that shit versus I can't wait to go to the club and turn up, find some more bitches. They're like that should get hold, brother. Hey, shit, I'm a fucking other one. My body hound up there like Great.
Speaker 3TOS. I was like, damn, my body can't kind of hire my one issue.
Speaker 1No, niggas do not care about that. They do not care.
Speaker 3He said they do not care, and that's yeah, they don't, they don't.
Speaker 1And then and the funny thing I learned about this is this Niggas be cloud chasey with that shit they think. Is they really think it's a badge of honor to say a high-ass number, it's real cloud chasey? They think women are a track. Well, it attracts a certain type of woman, like the sexy red, because, honestly, nobody talks about body count. Nobody, nobody talks about it.
Speaker 3You think they should?
Speaker 1know, mm-hmm, I don't think it's important now. The only time I think it's important is if you didn't got burnt, and then we need to talk, we need to have a conversation.
Speaker 3But as far as I don't. I don't think the count is what the conversation should be right?
Speaker 1Yeah, it don't matter, I just need to know what your history is as far as health, I don't give a shit how many you've had, I Just need health. And are you recording anywhere? Nowhere? Okay, we good, I Don't need to see you on porn hub one day randomly, like that would crush me. That would crush me, my god. It's sitting there trying to get one off just like oh my god, you sit there like this, you come in, for we need to talk. You didn't tell me about this, it'll crush.
Speaker 3What do you do after that? Do you recover? After that, do you continue to relationship? But now it's forever on point yeah, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1I honestly she would. She would have to be in my life. She could be in my life. I wouldn't say have to be, she could be in my life. But yeah, slide against the bathroom wall. Oh for sure, shower running. I would keep her, probably until I found something else. I'm gonna be completely honest. I.
Speaker 3Did.
Speaker 1I can't be yeah, cuz I couldn't, I couldn't, I can't take you seriously. I would let her go, but if she's fighting to stay, that type of deal, I can't just let her. Mm-hmm, I Like if you fighting the state and yeah, they won't. Let you break up with it, yeah cuz it's not that we can get past this. This is in the past.
Speaker 3But do you think she'll let you break up when you find somebody else? If she won't let you break up now and there's nobody, what make you think she gonna let you wake up with this somebody?
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true. I hope the next person ready to fight Next part's gotta be ready man.
Speaker 3You know how to fight when you get out of this class, cuz you get jumped out.
Speaker 1Life. Hey fool, grab me a modella at the crib.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm gonna hold my end, my laugh. I cannot.
Speaker 1Grammy. A modella fool. That's crazy. So if I were to see that and she's being smashed To like some R&B music that I really like, oh my god.
Speaker 3What if it's a song she turned on every time y'all do it.
Speaker 1Instant tears, just instant. Instant Fucking, fucking ugly as cry Tears from my ancestors. Oh yeah, I couldn't and I feel so dirty like I don't know how many showers I could take. He said there how many have you done this to?
Speaker 3You.
Speaker 1Hit me with the finisher but I told you you were the best Weeping and well, oh, it's nothing else to do. Oh, back against the bathroom, satisfied. That'd be the hardest cry. It almost sounds like you laughing. That's how hard I would cry. No, I probably never trust. No, that's a lot, because I've been cheated on really some terrible shit and I'm right back in it. Yeah, you can't treat everybody. Brush everybody with the same brush no same pain everybody the same brush.
Speaker 1That ain't it. Man Can't do that shit, fucking crazy. But yeah, I, probably I would. But I would love this for us that we didn't. We didn't say Physical harm. There was no physical harm. Yes, it is the beginning of a villain arc.
Speaker 3This is very. This is the origin story.
Speaker 1Yes, this is very true, but I don't know yeah, I don't know what would that would be, though, like what my crime would be.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, hello, you're crying.
Speaker 1Oh, you go ahead. Use that's entamé some. This is disgusting. Fuck her aunt on x videos under granny porn. That's not a win. Now unless our aunt, unless our aunt was a baddie. Have you seen these teachers? Oh, tammy, let me speak to you. How do you feel about these teachers? These teachers is thick up, double cheeked up on a damn Monday afternoon.
Speaker 3Nothing. You asked in a wrong person. I'm not. What can they do? That's how they're shaped. Just try, you think, my third year old, my third grader. Yes, it's a bit looking at miss Patty.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, there's been a study, it's been a third grade.
Speaker 3I think you have a look at it.
Speaker 1Yeah, they looking at it, especially if it's poking.
Speaker 3If you learn what he's supposed to learn, he's probably not missing her class.
Speaker 1So Now I teach you thick as fuck. I'm gonna know why.
Speaker 3I'm gonna know why he could try and get her again next year. Yeah, sounds about right. Yeah, that thing, it took me out, man, I don't have no outrage over them teachers, but it should be.
Speaker 1That is so much different from when we were in school. So, Ladies look like teachers and old ladies.
Speaker 3Am I tripping? Or when we was kids? The 50 year old look 50?
Speaker 1Yes, they look old, but that's why we thought growing up, 50 was old as fuck, but it's not, it's really not.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, my mom was blown when I found out that the Golden Girls and the Golden.
Speaker 2Girls.
Speaker 3On six in the city were the same age, at the same time, the same sure as of their life. Oh, you spitting, you spitting.
Speaker 1I did not know that, yeah, wow.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 1She's boy life was. They were stressed the fuck out like they came up in the industrial age or something like Fucking. I just came about the coal man. Oh, nigga that crack era that crack era won't know that she was serious.
Speaker 3You think the Golden Girls is?
Speaker 1doing crack. No, but it's just the era.
Speaker 2No, no, I'm just saying the era, because they was doing cocaine now.
Speaker 1They were sniffing that power out of me. Okay, that could. That could definitely be it. I don't put nothing past anybody in Hollywood. I've never seen.
Speaker 3I've never seen A powderhead that look good like as they age.
Speaker 1I've never seen one. It's like, oh damn Actually, look good for they know. You know he a pot of head right like no. I've never heard that, wendy. Look direct, wendy Williams. I.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 1Wendy Williams.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1With me, did not with me? Look sick.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1She looked terrible. She looked like she was on doing something like damn, like I just I've just never seen a powderhead. That was just like I was really trying to think of one.
Speaker 3Do you know? One really was trying to think of one and I really can't.
Speaker 1I don't think there is one. I just I don't think there should be one. I think there needs to be an example of powderhead. This is what happens when you sniff out your brain, yes, okay yeah yeah, let's think of one. It's never like when you're, when they're younger. Of course you can't tell if you don't look at, look for the Signs. But there's, there is their youth.
Speaker 3Say example like with James no, he did not age well, no, he didn't.
Speaker 1Another one, yeah, another one that they should don't. It's not fly, it's just not fly. Now look at Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg looks great for his age. He looks great. He's just getting older. He doesn't look like Snoop Dogg from 19 years old, but you can tell that Snoop Dogg you know who getting finer and they smoke weed.
Speaker 3Who the mother fucking method, man oh here, we go Shit on up.
Speaker 1Name a method man saw.
Speaker 3The one where he say my name cream everything around me. That ain't it. I don't want people going to look for it so they know what song it is. You know what song I'm talking about this. What I felt, that test, I would have got out of him dead.
Speaker 1The one he says your name.
Speaker 3And one where he says my actual government name.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, you would like that.
Speaker 3Done. That's the only song I've ever heard. They have my name in it Ever. I've never heard another song that says money.
Speaker 1Oh my god, that's not even a fair. So I can't. I don't have another, this ain't. I can't rebut that, I can't rebut none of that. Cool, that is true. I don't know any female weed smokers, so they're all white. Yeah.
Speaker 3The black ones keep it under cover.
Speaker 1Yeah, they don't really say too much.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1It's really a surprise. It's kind of like a treat when you find out that she smokes weed. It's like oh, oh dude. Dude tell.
Speaker 3That's where Angela Bassett be rolling up. I guarantee she know how to roll the fattest blunt to be the issue of the blends.
Speaker 1Angela Bassett definitely smokes, definitely.
Speaker 3Hello, goma smokes for show. Yes, oh her in Obama Blades. I feel like she was shy, just his doobies. She's a lady for a blunt. She got the little white paper. So cute, she got the little paper. It's real cute, like Her and her and her sister just passing them back and forth. Yeah, that's it. Debbie. Debbie went to a performing art school. You know she did drugs.
Speaker 1Yeah, for sure, for sure. Shit man hey, I gotta eat, I gotta go.
Speaker 3Yeah, eat your food because I looked amazing.
Speaker 1I still hey, before I go, let me show y'all my walker.
Speaker 3Wait what you wanna? Get you some tennis balls. Look at my walker. It's like I'm stealing. That's good, he's finished balls.
Speaker 1Thanks, you guys.
Speaker 3What's your whole thing to do with that? Are you healing quickly? What is this I got?
Speaker 1weeks. I mean our months, not weeks. It takes six months for this shit to heal. I broke my tibula and fibula. The shit in your shin.
Speaker 3I don't.
Speaker 1Yeah, the front and the back Snapped. Doctor lifted up my leg. That shit is it. It's just moving like, but now I got a metal rod in it, so it's cool.
Speaker 3You Iron man, you're straight.
Speaker 1Fucking Avenger Hayden. Yeah, my shit is coming back, but Six months, he said. So what is it? Month two, three, I think it's month three. So I got three more.
Speaker 3So right after the new year you'll be back, hey.
Speaker 1I wanted to ask y'all because am I watching? And because all I've been doing is watching television have y'all seen fucking Hootie Daddy's on TV? Please tell me.
Speaker 3I heard about it, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1Your assignment for this week.
Speaker 3Okay, no, you got to finish your assignment for this week Please, because I ain't said I'm accepting this shit, please. Is watching Hootie Daddy's?
Speaker 1Please. It is about.
Speaker 2On Tubi.
Speaker 1It's a reality TV show.
Speaker 2On.
Speaker 1Tubi About Bull Daggers.
Speaker 3I don't know what's in that shit.
Speaker 1It's ten Bull Daggers in a house. Please, just episode one. One of them has their shirt off and they got tape on it.
Speaker 2Did she be dancing? Ayo, you gotta watch this shit.
Speaker 3We're watching it now, please, please watch it At least one Just watch one RJ.
Speaker 1No, the shit nuts. Because after I got to watching it I was like, nah, this shit ass Hit. Next episode. Let me see this shit was crazy Ten episodes On.
Speaker 3Tubi.
Speaker 1This shit's crazy. All they do is smoke.
Speaker 3I think it's 30 minutes.
Speaker 1I believe it's 30 minutes.
Speaker 3Don't quote me on that.
Speaker 1But that shit is so fucking funny. It's no mics, it's so ghetto. It seems like they recorded it on the iPhone. The shit is hilarious and I hope it takes off. I hope it's successful. I hope it is, because the shit is classic, I've never seen those shit. Two of them are strippers. That's why one of them runs around with tape on her nipples With her shirt off. The shit lit man. I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3Last question to ask you about this. And I'm praying, I'm praying to Sky Daddy, and then we have Sandals Strap all the way up to his kneecap.
Speaker 1Jerusalem Cruises.
Speaker 3That him and all the disciples the spirit they need to answer this question correctly. Please tell me that they are not black.
Speaker 1Of course Can't be Hootzy, daddy's on Tubi Can't not be black. Every single, every stitch.
Speaker 3Every time, every time, I have faith in our people. Every time it fails, we always do some stuff. I'm watching.
Speaker 1What do the white bull daggers look like?
Speaker 3Ellen Like who.
Speaker 1Ellen. Alright, let me get up out of here.
Speaker 2Fucking Ellen.
Speaker 3Seth Rogan.
Speaker 1That's what they look like.
Speaker 2Except Rogan. That's it right there.
Speaker 1Fucking Seth.
Speaker 2Rogan.
Speaker 3Jason's. They look like they really like.
Speaker 2What do you have to do with that?
Speaker 3What do you have to say? You don't have to do that.
Speaker 1Jack Black, you want a little cunt lick.
Speaker 2Oh, I can see Jack Black doing that.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Jack Black. Jack Black is like the white man he fresh.
Speaker 3Oh his face. He took a second for it to connect. It's like I just saw it in my head. Okay, I'm done with y'all.
Speaker 1Hey, man, thank y'all for joining us. The white gym teacher and this has been a great episode Of no Shade and Two Eel Chicks, man, thank y'all for tuning in. Thank you, ladies. Once again, I'm glad to be back, I'm glad y'all are back. And uh tap in next well, not next week, week after next, man and uh tap into Stereo, get to Stereo app. Check out the ladies Two Eel Chicks on the Stereo app. Tell a friend to tell a friend. We back up in this man. You know the vibes say bye, ladies.
Speaker 2Bye Peace.
Speaker 1Thanks for watching, see you next time. Thanks for watching, see you next time.
