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EP. 235 “It’s Like Shadow Boxing”

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Would you choose a trillion dollars over a divine dinner with Jesus? We ponder this provocative question on today's show, taking you on an audacious journey through the realms of relationships, spirituality, sports, and pop culture. We tackle the tough realities of jail survival from a woman's perspective, the delicate balance between maintaining relationships in and out of jail, and dive into the controversial societal views on marriage.

From the tantalizing trance of Drake and SZA’s song “Slime You Out”, to exploring the dance moves of Chris Brown and the world of krumpin, we take a thrilling ride through the world of sports and celebrity gossip. We celebrate the diversity of Black Women, discuss the dangers of 'cosplaying' within the Black community, and honor the remarkable Ciara who has mastered the water challenge while raising five children. Then, we delve deep into the symbolism in 'The Fall of the House of Usher', examining its connections with Mike Flanagan's other work.

Finally, we debate the pros and cons of unconventional date nights and the influence of social media in setting up unrealistic expectations for first dates. We discuss the enjoyment of a range of global travel experiences, and take a stance on the Dwight Howard’s controversy. So, gear up for a roller-coaster of a discussion that questions societal norms, celebrates diversity and challenges conventional wisdom. Let's take the plunge into the unknown together!

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Navigating Relationships and Double Standards

Speaker 1

All right, let's get these vibes freaking, cracking man. I hope y'all tap in in the comments. This is no shade. Featuring submissive Tammy. We're going to get these vibes cracking like a lagging one time. For the one time, let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 2

You crazy. Let's go, all ours. I'm not for the gang so, bitch, you better watch your mouth for me, ay, cause they get ugly. But I'm a sweetheart you can't tell. You wouldn't know what all I been through, cause I make this shit look well. I can't see you no money, so don't call me from no sale, cause I ain't holding no nigga down. So, bitch, you better not go to jail, nigga. I mean it. Watch a couple hoes switch up on me. I hate, I seen it. We got dirty money so you know we had to clean it. Let's go. I ain't open up when niggas that got hold. I won't get in between it. We toss niggas around. We treat these niggas like they bebex. Niggas think they play up.

Speaker 3

You can't do it. You can't do it we had 60 days.

Speaker 1

I couldn't do. I couldn't even do two a weekend. I couldn't do it. I couldn't hold a shorty down for a weekend.

Speaker 4

You couldn't hold you down for a weekend.

Speaker 1

A weekend, I couldn't do it. That's tough, especially.

Speaker 4

What you going to jail for.

Speaker 1

That's what I was about to say, especially if, depending on what you went to jail for, I need to know what you went to jail for For me to be like I'm gonna hold you down.

Speaker 4

I'm gonna go to jail. If he was protecting the family, I put problems on the reason. I mean shit, I hold him down.

Speaker 1

But I mean that's everybody's If you give your teen 30 years.

Speaker 4

You just need to know that I'm going to love you.

Speaker 1

I'm out 1530 I love you.

Speaker 4

I'm gonna put mine in your books, but I may have to tap in somewhere else when you come back, it's all good again.

Speaker 1

I don't even know if you can come back, especially if I know or find out you been running that thing up in there, like you, the head honcho, like nah bro.

Speaker 4

That means you been doing some stuff.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you can't come back here, shawty.

Speaker 4

You think you're gonna do some stuff to survive.

Speaker 1

Yeah, some nasty Vile.

Speaker 4

You eat them snacks off your pillow boy. I don't know if I can. Can I even look you in the eye after that?

Speaker 1

Right, right the whole time, like Remi mom.

Speaker 4

You know what you survived? Not Remi, mom. You survived yeah.

Speaker 1

That's what I'm calling right. What's that Remi mom like?

Speaker 4

You had to go straight up crazy, mental, angry, tough guy, right. So you're not gonna be the same when you come back. Or you had to go hold somebody's pocket the whole time you was there. Here's the way. I'm not really sure I'm with her. That's my lyric. I will always sing that lyric. You better not go to jail, dude, it's a fucking rap. I'm gonna try my best to hold you down, but I don't think. I don't think.

Speaker 1

And I think men that go to jail are delusional. I think they're delusional to think that A woman is really gonna be out here like, oh, okay.

Speaker 4

I mean I got em. Didn't Pat Pooce hold Remi down the whole time?

Speaker 1

Yes, this is true. This is a man holding a woman down.

Speaker 4

Oh, it's different from a woman, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

I hold my man there, that's a lot 15 to 30 years, I don't want you to shake your head. That's a long ass top why am I at the Like?

Speaker 4

what the fuck.

Speaker 1

And you ain't with no award, no prize you ain't coming out with. You ain't coming out with millions of dollars.

Speaker 4

I'm a 20 or something Like a banner, a flying you know, the flying banners that go across every city.

Speaker 1

None of that For you. You ain't popular, you ain't, you ain't.

Speaker 4

You come out the hill with nothing, nothing. You can't vote. You don't need skills, nothing. Will you sew now or something? Give me something.

Speaker 1

Nothing. Make a license plate. I can do that. Oh, nigga.

Speaker 4

Did you read any books? Oh, you, a lesbian app.

Speaker 1

Right and Jella's nuts. Now they got cell phones, internet.

Speaker 4

Did you see the TV screens? And they were playing Madden.

Speaker 1

PS5.

Speaker 4

It was just so happy yeah.

Speaker 1

They chilling.

Speaker 4

I like my freedom. I probably I personally know I could never go to jail, so there's a lot of things that I will not be doing.

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 4

Because I like freedom.

Speaker 1

I'm pretty sure I will be shanked. I will get shanked.

Speaker 4

I will have to do the shanking yeah.

Speaker 1

It's gonna be what I do too.

Speaker 4

I'm not afraid, cause I mean we live right yeah we live, we live. Just know, I'm not afraid to shank it. I, I, I. I got two burst out in the heartbeat. Bow Got em. Why you in your cell all day, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1

Don't worry about it. I can't, man, I can't do no jail, what up, what up, shout out.

Speaker 4

Hey husband.

Speaker 1

Fucking prison. Speaking of prison, you weren't really privy to this. I wanted to ask you how do you feel about First, before I get into this, how do you feel about, I guess, gay men? Um, how can I put this?

Speaker 4

Directly.

Speaker 1

There was the show you watched, insecure right. Oh yeah, okay, there was a episode on there where I forget shorty's name, but it was Issa Rae's friend and her best friend and she dated a dude who was gay, oh well, did some gay stuff in college, but she couldn't date him In real life. Is that something that women is that?

Speaker 4

Is that like that one video I saw when the girl was engaged, she was engaged, they were about to get married, right, they were planning a wedding and things like that and he started recording and he was like what you said? He was like so you don't want to be women anymore? Because I experimented and college with a few dudes and she was like no, and why you didn't tell me this before? That's not what I prefer.

Speaker 4

It's a low-key double standard for me, because women can explore and be with other women and find out I ain't really with the women. I really want it right. It can go right back to being straight. No one says anything. So you almost wonder like why can a man Do the same thing Without being really curled? And I feel like this is why men stay in the closet Because of how we act towards them. When they say, well, I did some experimentations but I don't like it. I put a dick in my mouth and he just got from me. I know it's not from me. I'm straight now. I want to be with you, I choose you, I love you, this is who I want to be, but once he tells you all of his shit, you're running for the hills.

Speaker 1

I'm laughing because it's like two fold. I'm laughing because I'm laughing because that is the reason why men actually don't say stuff like that, and it's funny to hear that Like. It's like what?

Speaker 4

So you did the bingin or you was bingin.

Speaker 2

Like you have questions.

Speaker 4

Rightfully so Right.

Speaker 1

It's like, okay, you was doing the bingin or what I feel like.

Speaker 4

That matters too.

Speaker 1

That matters to women.

Speaker 4

To women. That's why they ask those questions. I don't know why. I don't know why.

Speaker 1

It's probably the equivalent of like when men get cheated on, you suck this dick too.

Speaker 3

You didn't know.

Speaker 1

You did the thing.

Speaker 4

For him to do it on me. Yes, it matters.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I see that I can understand that. Oh my god, it matters Because that thing be sending me off the edge. You suck this dick. You could have did anything.

Speaker 4

He might have slept and did some dirty stuff, but the one moment he slips up and put another man's penis in her mouth.

Speaker 1

Oh, it's a wrap. Put your name on a cup. Double, Until you get your own place, put your name on a cup.

Speaker 4

We're not sharing shit. You're not a damn thing Right now. You did what with your mouth. You both got babies and you did man. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1

I can't man but Dwight Howard. First of all.

Speaker 4

I'm gonna head up right now because I saw another day and I was like shut up, dwight Howard.

Speaker 1

Yeah, like this is the first time I've ever seen someone Address gay rumors or gay sex In this way.

Speaker 4

That man said I ain't gay, I just do some freaky shit In this way.

Speaker 1

What. That's what he said yeah, you get one cup, one fork, that's it. First of all, you get the hefty plates.

Speaker 4

You didn't get real cups. You got to pay the cash back one for I can't tell you we're real you get a hefty plate, a solo cup. You wash that. I can't even look at you. Right, you got to wash that pepper plate.

Speaker 3

Pessitree, have it Scum, oh man.

Speaker 1

But yeah, dwight came out and pretty much didn't deny anything.

Speaker 4

Dwight Howard.

Speaker 1

And I salute that you know if that's where he's at.

Speaker 4

He didn't deny nothing.

Speaker 1

If that's what he's on, I don't know.

Speaker 3

But uh.

Sports, Masculinity, and Representation

Speaker 4

Yeah, photos of him partying with a 14 year old In a hotel room. Okay, hold on anybody that's been a fan of him, especially when he was in um, when he was in Florida, orlando, right, yeah. Then he get caught with uh, what do you call him now? Transsexuals?

Speaker 3

Mmm.

Speaker 4

This is not his real name.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it's nothing new.

Speaker 4

I'm sure he was in Florida, so I feel like that's why he was like man I'm gonna do what I do? He's been on some freaky shit since then.

Speaker 1

But uh, so okay, so is it freaky what? That's what I was about to get at, so is it? If you don't reply Exactly because that's what I was on, if you don't reply, you can't deny. But if his son I mean not his son, howard if he never, you can be on freaky shit, right, you can, you can do whatever you want to do, so to speak. But how do you feel, like this, this comes to play with His MBA career, or his possible, because he's trying to come back. Do you come back to the MBA? Because you know he's been playing in the Philippines and shit In Taiwan With all the lady boys and yeah, this is that's where he should stay, and I think that's where he has more fun.

Speaker 1

So he's liberated. Do your thing.

Speaker 4

I'm liberated enough for this. We not A sport, especially NFL basketball. They come out and they say what is he? I guess she would say he's Fluid, I don't know how to learn on the lingo, but I think that he I Don't know what they accept To him and the NBA NFL because it's still that Manly boyish club and anytime they come out they are not Gonna give him that same love and respect that they used to. Thank you, he's trash. That's what I wanted to say.

Speaker 4

He was trash when he left Down here when he left. I don't think you should come back.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

He was one of my favorites.

Speaker 1

When he first started.

Speaker 4

He was talking with loves him. I enjoyed him very much but like he turned into a diva.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

Clearly why now, but you know what? Never mind, he turned into a diva and I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1

When Kobe called that man Soft. I think that's when it was, when they was like yo, kobe was like you, soft Dog.

Speaker 3

Whoopsies.

Speaker 4

You know why? No team is picking him up. I can't see the idea that I can't see a team Pick him up right now. I'm looking right now and I'm looking at the internet and it's going crazy. There's so many memes and jokes and that man hold on. Did you see? Okay, I'm looking at this now. Where the guy came out Was like well, it was a team of us.

Speaker 3

A team.

Speaker 4

A bunch of guys Talking about their experiences With Dwight Howard and a lot of them are. There are Transuction, trans Women, so it's been some story.

Speaker 1

So okay.

Speaker 3

This is.

Speaker 4

She is Teddy bear soft chair soft, I don't know.

Speaker 1

So, okay, let me ask you this as far as and I would love to have like a, if I knew like a gay, a cool gay guy that we could have this conversation with how do you feel? How do you feel as a black woman Because I know how I feel when I see it as a black woman, seeing gay men act Like black women.

Speaker 4

When you know what I'm not going to just narrow down to just gay men. I'm going to tell you this People cosplay, black women period. Ok but partitions Anybody else that they? They fluff their ass up, they pump their lips up. They have this lingo. But let's be honest, a lot of what they're cosplaying is not the true core of all black women. They cosplay what they own reality shows. Yeah, Black women in my life and I grew up they did not. Don't act like that. True.

Speaker 4

Don't, don't, we're not, they're not that. A lot of black women are not even loud.

Speaker 1

This is true.

Speaker 4

Same here, South African quiet women. So a lot of what they're cosplaying and I'm going to keep saying cosplay because there's an act and they can dress up and take that shit off. Black women can't take that shit off in whatever. So the dynamics of black women is so diverse and beautiful. They're cosplaying because that's not who we are. Just say whatever that is. That's why the core of black women, at least for me, fucking bars. Black women to black men or gay black men, that's everybody. Yeah they cosplay. It's all the time, baby.

Speaker 1

It's very true, very true. But they hit us, it's OK and they do. They do because, because of the statement you just made, we are not all like that. We are not a monolith, this isn't a one size fits all and they get offended by what you say. They get offended like what do you mean?

Speaker 4

I said today and it's kind of ridiculous.

Speaker 1

It is.

Speaker 4

To think that it is. We're the most Cookie cutter type, feel type thing on on. You know, that's us and they want to be us in a sense of our style, our swag, how we like be able to just Like we're beautiful and we're able to just be with each other. It's true. I mean, well, they want that vibe, they don't vibe that's the word I'm looking for, because who else got it?

Speaker 1

Who else? Who else got that vibe?

Speaker 4

I remember I saw this post like would you be in the other race? Hell, no, I love it.

Speaker 1

Fuck no.

Speaker 4

I love it. I love it 100 percent. But I also love that I can. I grew up hunting and I went snowboarding and camping. I did all those things that most people say black women don't do. Well, we do that.

Speaker 1

Right.

Speaker 4

Well, when we're all people we do these things, we're out here. We're out here doing all kind of amazing things.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

I thought my son's out here trying to skateboard today. I'm not a student.

Speaker 1

But you know, one of the top skaters is a black guy Outside of town. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4

I don't know his name, but I was honest and I was trying to send my son different inspirations of skaters. He was, as a dude, actually on stereo and he skates and does tricks and things like that. So he's into like the, what's the biker thing called?

Speaker 1

DMX.

Speaker 4

There you go. Yeah, he does that too, so I was trying to send him black boys that do these things, so share that with me.

Speaker 1

I definitely want to most of because that shit is lit. I grew up on all the X games and all that shit. That shit was fired to me. I love that he's into that, yeah, that's dope Be different. I was telling, I was telling wifey that like yo we should, I want my son, to my unborn son, to get into soccer. You know, I want him to play soccer. I want him you know what.

Speaker 4

Not just soccer. What's the what's the pro cat?

Speaker 1

See, she said the same thing, yes.

Speaker 4

All that.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 4

Play, all of it Play all of it. Try to just see what you like and get involved. Don't be like that's all white people's work. That's weird.

Speaker 1

Right. Oh, I didn't enjoy, because that's that's what honestly kept me from experimenting with that stuff Playing lacrosse, playing all that shit, like, yeah, all that shit, I just push and you miss out. You miss out on golf because it wasn't popular, it wasn't cool, it wasn't.

Speaker 4

We don't have that stuff in our neighborhoods. It's like they're supposed to that, yeah, rugby, yeah rugby.

Speaker 3

Oh, we're rugby.

Celebrity Gossip

Speaker 4

Man, I'm watching rugby, that's just lit, but you won't know.

Speaker 1

You only know what you know.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 1

And then the women aren't like supporting it, like the girls. If we all get involved in our kids' lives, like we have, the boys play these sports and the girls actually support them and not just be like, oh, I don't rock with that because it's it's rugby, like I'm not playing that, I'm not going to watch a rugby game, because that's all it was. Girls wasn't coming to the games, it wasn't popular.

Speaker 4

Our girls love to play period. They love soccer, they love to be hands on. They're not like Pretty little princesses. They want to play. To get him out there, start playing.

Speaker 1

Oh, you play, oh, don't get in shape for basketball, exactly.

Speaker 4

He did.

Speaker 1

That's fire. That's fire, swimming, swimming, yep. Lord and we definitely got to kill that, got to kill that. That stigma Mel dancers are breaking. I don't know if this is a joke or not.

Speaker 4

No, the start of the dancer.

Speaker 1

Oh, ok, I was about to say I don't know if he's being funny, I'm not.

Speaker 3

He's reading that out.

Speaker 1

Ok, I'm about to say hey, speaking of dancers. You see, you see that Chris Brown sensational video. You know I've been playing that song every month. Have you heard the song? I don't think that. Oh, my God, let me.

Speaker 4

Let me bless you with this, because this video may have played it, but I'm not sure this song is amazing.

Speaker 1

It's just the dancing in the video is amazing. I just you know I love Chris Brown. There you go. Lucris.

Speaker 3

Lucris Brown Brown Do remember.

Speaker 2

Hey, hey.

Speaker 1

Oh, that thing is so hard and he ain't even start yet. All right, let's get this dancing right now. What's that? I want a lot of blood right now. That's just so good how you feelin' Scentage on a roof.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I do with you girl Face? And I know what I know and I know Act the cool you.

Speaker 1

That's love like a riddle. Yeah, give me that. You thought I read it. What the you see? He brings, he back.

Speaker 4

I don't know why I have this. I remember now because that damn I'm not a big Drake fan. I done told you that.

Speaker 4

Yes yes, but that damn song with SZA and oh the text he read yeah, has me in a chocolate. I cleaned my house for that song the other day. Don't look at me like that, don't judge me. That was a judgment. Eyes, you were the main one. I'm still saying fuck Drake. But this song because it's not really him her say that's got me like going Check that ass with me, check that. That's great. A lot of us got a part, I'm part of the best. Let that pussy breathe Like a lot of shit. It's so ratchet. I haven't been playing any of the music that. And then make me sweat the water song.

Speaker 1

Make me oh yeah, yeah, that's hard.

Speaker 4

Those two songs have been like on this right here you just played.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's one of the rotation. That's all. I'm playing Sensitive, trying to get the choreography down.

Speaker 4

Listen. Have you seen Sierra Lately?

Speaker 1

Oh, what's she?

Speaker 4

doing. Right next to Sierra because you know she's pregnant, ugly and child. But she did the water challenge. Ok, she did that thing pregnant. Oh, ok, hey, we went to she what she five babies in now she got five Stop playing. I just learned that the other day she has five babies. See, era has five no no, russell been knocking that thing up.

Speaker 1

That's why you've been playing like trash. He been shooting that club up all.

Speaker 3

Hey, no energy. He won out in the daddy.

Speaker 1

He can't focus, she blurry on the field. Oh, any given Sunday had as me good.

Speaker 4

You know, yes, while she was pregnant she did that, that's crazy Fucking Russell Russell.

Speaker 1

He didn't do it. Man, that explains it. I did not know that.

Speaker 4

And I know either. You did have her back up almost every year so far, but she looks good.

Speaker 1

Oh, she looks amazing.

Speaker 4

But when she did the pop in the water the water was like bouncing. My good, oh my good. They look amazing, oh yeah. They're gonna glow when she's going in her eyes. You know what? What's the next subject? I don't want to make me Make me what.

Speaker 4

And then you should see my crazy. I try to do this shit. My husband was like baby, please. I'm sure Yo wait, wait. I don't even know why you think you from the record this shit? Who are you making foot? Turn that shit off right now. Make me water. You don't turn this shit off Like he's like he's not happy, he's not tickling me.

Speaker 1

Hey, we were in a. We went to a Western name tattoo shop and it was. It was a hood tattoo shop, fucking this. The funniest shit, hands down, that I've ever seen is watching a pregnant hood chick try to teach another hood chick how to do the water dance and all you see is just stomach. I wish I had him too. But the but thugs, what I recognize thugs and hood people are not very good dancers. They're so used to doing like hood shit. Dancing is not one and I twerking yeah, you can consider twerking that, but dancing, but you are tribal. Yes, dancing choreography.

Speaker 4

How we got that. We lean with hood. We don't do a lot of extra shit.

Crumping, Halloween, and Costume Fails

Speaker 1

Listen, I can call my dad right now and be like pop. You get my. Pop was a street nigga to the core. I'd be like pop. Hey, you could dance. He'd be like nah the street.

Speaker 3

nigga, you gotta be. That's what he do.

Speaker 4

He do, that's what he do. That's all you need.

Speaker 1

Hood and street people cannot dance, man, I just as you tell, boozy can dance Boosy.

Speaker 3

Fucking boozy. He do that same little boozy that we talking about.

Speaker 4

You know, I love me, so boozy now, but boozy, we do that Love my Saturday he did this shit right here. He dance like an old man, so he's like somebody you do.

Speaker 1

This shit is funny. Next time y'all see, you know, be around some hood people, just watch them they. That's why I like see walking and shit and all that shit is prevalent in the hood because there is no other. What else you gonna do they?

Speaker 4

twirling. That's him, and shit Go ahead.

Speaker 1

You know what else pissed me off. Like I can just a piss me off segment. Crumping pisses me off. I don't understand Crumping. Like you gotta go dumb.

Speaker 4

That's why you don't understand. You won't go dumb in your brain. To get it you gotta go stupid. And if you can't get off your brain you gotta just lose your shit. Let's not bother, you Just go where you want to go. You won't control. That's why you don't get it. That's why you don't get it I was I be crushing my ass off? Ain't doing shit, but I'm trying.

Speaker 1

And it's always to a E40 song. It's never to like anything else. Yeah, Bootsie do got to mean yeah.

Speaker 4

Mean to step.

Speaker 1

He do Hood, niggas cannot dance, man. I'm trying to tell y'all that's the bottom tier Like a real ass. Hood. Nigga would not. That's why, okay, you've been to the club. When you go to the club, what do niggas do? Staying there? That's all Well okay, Okay.

Speaker 4

So you know I'm 40. You know. So here's the problem. They used to dance. Back in the day you said dance battles, oh, yeah, yeah, yes. So they did dance at one point, but I don't know what happened. I think what? Happened was girls just start dancing with themselves and the dudes just started. It's weird. Now.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 4

We go to the club as a lately. It is a weird Abney here to do is on the wall, girls on the floor, and when dudes dance to the dudes like y'all want to dance with us.

Speaker 1

It's really weird, it's very weird, it's very weird.

Speaker 3

It's like uh yeah, clubs, what do you say?

Speaker 1

I thought I was the only one on God. Crumping is crumbling, crumping is trash and when I seen it, when I see I was done with crumping, when it was fucking, it was one of them riots that was going on and they was and the police was like on the front lines and these niggas was up front like crumping, like let my people go.

Speaker 4

I bet you won't tell them Jabby Walker is crumping, I know that.

Speaker 1

But they don't Crop like that, like that they they get. They do more hand dancing stuff and synchronized. Right here and then they be like get a residency.

Speaker 4

That's the move. I like that.

Speaker 1

Oh shit, it looked like a Chris Brown video. Yeah, exactly, they know. They know what I'm saying Breakers, poppers and breakers. Yes, they are poppers and breakers and they kill that shit. But they kill that shit, they don't be.

Speaker 4

You breathe in the shit.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that shit had pissed me off and that crumping though they was standing in front of cops is like.

Speaker 4

That's how you fight for your revolution.

Speaker 1

What is happening? You got to let the pain go. No, nigga, he finished you you got to dance it out. This is not a movie, this is real life. Fuck Crumping.

Speaker 4

Now, when you start dancing, though.

Speaker 1

When you start dancing, and it comes out oh yeah, you freed in. It's a whole other level of protest.

Speaker 4

I said you know, it was real when they started dance, when they started dancing and singing.

Speaker 1

Oh my God, don't let them start singing Negro spirituals and shit. Yeah, we got to some shit, though you got to be an angry motherfucker to crump.

Speaker 3

It's true.

Speaker 4

You got to let this shit go. You got to go dumb, and since you're jolly, people cannot cross.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and I probably wouldn't even look right doing that shit, but I'm like bro.

Speaker 4

I don't know how dumb I can go.

Speaker 1

It's like shadow boxing, like what's happening right now. What are you doing? You all right.

Speaker 4

I'm still trying to share the show. I forgot to share it earlier, oh no, I don't care about pulling up.

Speaker 1

Yeah, don't worry, there's everybody coming up in here. You do Y'all? Don't y'all celebrate, or did you used to celebrate Halloween?

Speaker 4

Well, I grew up Word, I grew up in a really strict religious. I call it a cult. Ok, so no, I got to one Halloween one time. I have one picture of me dressed up, but that was the last many things. I was with my grandma at the time and she put me in this purple it was her purple little shirt dress thing. She, she had a purple wig. I was Tina Turner. Ok, I was supposed to be Tina Turner. I look like hot mess. He went to a church, it's it. So it was the only time I ever did Halloween as a kid. Now, now, as a grown up, I still realize like I'm still programmed. Right, I didn't let my kids do trick or treating until recently.

Speaker 1

Oh, ok, ok.

Speaker 4

Right, the last two years they've done trick or treating. So we went to a festival and there was like a. They walked through this little line and Canyland is what they called it, and then we did a treat from the school. It was really fun.

Speaker 1

I heard those are fire.

Speaker 4

But my kids are probably never knocked door to door, never.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, I'm not trusting that.

Speaker 4

That happened?

Speaker 1

What about Mike play?

Speaker 4

Yeah, I'm not trusting that Not going to do that.

Speaker 1

Uh-uh, what, what? What did they go as?

Speaker 4

OK, so a see was Spider-Man, and ago was a unicorn princess, and the other two babies were with the clown from Pennywise.

Speaker 1

Oh, the clown. Yeah, it's Pennywise actually, you said it.

Speaker 3

Yeah, oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1

You don't watch the scary stuff Like.

Speaker 4

Are you understanding the scary stuff?

Speaker 1

His name is Pennywise and he's from the movie it that that, that's it. My dumb ass is the clown. That ain't his name.

Speaker 4

Talking about yeah, you can cut what I put down.

Speaker 1

For sure. So I've always had this beef with, like people in Halloween costumes Beef. My beef is this. If I don't know, or if I have to guess what you are, or if you have to put down a caption to explain what you are, you have failed at Halloween and I don't. I don't like it. I don't like any of it. It's a lot of stuff that's just Going out and I don't, I don't understand. Like there was a teacher, she was a teacher, did something, teacher Dennis or something. Say what now?

Speaker 1

Hold on. Oh, I don't know why. First of all, hold on, Hold, let me hold that thought Aggressively positive. I don't know why. I always read her stuff. Her stuff catches my eye. Every pod, even the last pod, it catches my eye and it throws me off.

Speaker 4

I think she's also. She's really great If you ever come catch her on stereo. She's great at improving. She's a comedian. She's hilarious.

Speaker 1

Oh word.

Speaker 4

Actually just flows out of her gas. Oh where she, at Her name, is prototype.

Speaker 1

Oh, ok, ok, I fuck with prototype. Salute the prototype. But the lady was like a Dennis, a student, a student Dennis, or some shit like that. But it was a sexy student, dennis, and I'm like, just because you put sexy in front of it and you put on a lab coat, that doesn't like make you, because you could be anything. You could be a pharmacist, you could be a like I don't know what the fuck you are Like in lingerie, like what she naked.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it was, but she just had on the white lab coat so you could work that lab core Like you could be as CVS, not lab core, come on, we all been a lab core.

Speaker 4

Only part that you need to know is she was sexy. Yeah, I feel like that is the grown up part about Halloween is to be sexy and just nasty as you want to be, and no clothes, no clothes. I like the sexy clowns and the sexy witches and the lingerie and the booty cheeks out. I love that.

Speaker 1

The sexy clowns. I didn't say that I'm about to show you. Oh, wow.

Speaker 4

My time is going to fly with like big booty sexy. This has been great. I love Halloween for that. Oh my God.

Speaker 1

Oh my God, oh my goodness, yes.

Speaker 4

All right, because he be sending me some stuff and I be like, yes, yes, thank you, helen, for this beauty here.

Speaker 1

You are my sure the booty Nice sexy by cussbits for sure. Oh, the other shit I hate about Halloween is when people dress up as actual people. I don't like that.

Speaker 4

Like when you dress up as Native Americans and black people.

Speaker 1

That's terrible, that's one, that's one. But real life celebrities like oh, I'm Rihanna. No, you're not, you're not.

Speaker 4

I don't know.

Speaker 1

I don't like that.

Speaker 4

How do these dress up as other celebrities, I think that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1

There was somebody Okay, celebrities dressing up as other celebrities yes, normal people dressing up as shit, like I don't, and and dressing up as shit from the internet, like it was somebody that was dressed up as Christiane from when she was in Walmart and I'm like who the fuck remembers that?

Speaker 4

They have been killing her right now with their costumes. And that one tooth. Did you see some walker ass? Yes, someone. He did the job. He did the job. He did an amazing job. He did a good job, okay.

Speaker 3

I just don't understand.

Speaker 1

Christiane is a person she is not, and he's a clown, he's not.

Speaker 4

That's just pure A pure clown, and she can definitely make any costume.

Speaker 1

This is true. This is true. You can. You can mix her with anything like Christiane and a zombie, christiane and a pirate.

Speaker 4

I was not too late. We took a lot of time. That's a great one, yeah.

Speaker 1

She can be anything, because she's already missing it too.

Speaker 3

This is her.

Speaker 4

It's not her. Oh my God, give me that booty Little pirate. Talk there, my bad, all right, you know what I'm done with you, sir.

Speaker 1

Okay, okay, so, royce, you can kiss it, because I'm Tina.

Speaker 3

Okay.

Speaker 4

Kiss it.

Speaker 1

I feel like because she has such an iconic look Okay, let me reword it. Let me reword it. It has to be something that was like, really pivotal in the culture, like Tina Turner was pivotal in the culture. I understand why people dress up as Michael Jackson. I think it's a little bit different. I feel like she has such an iconic look Okay, let me reword it. Let me reword it. It has to be something that was like, really pivotal in the culture. I feel like it has to be something that was really important to me.

Choosing Money Over Dinner With Jesus

Speaker 4

I think it has to be something that has to be, something that is not going to be the list of dress up and I think it has to be something that is going to be the list of dress up and Michael Jackson.

Speaker 5

I understand why people dress up as Prince or so you mean they had to be iconic in order to make it make sense.

Speaker 4

Yeah, like sex-to-red is not going to work for me. No, that's what I'm saying in a belt. Make sure you don't hit the belt, because the belt is important, and put that sexy tattoo on your face.

Speaker 1

That's it. And you good, you good, walk around.

Speaker 4

You're a brown song and you are winning. That's it.

Speaker 1

You just put your iPhone and you you could Halloween's over. You have one how to run video on your iPhone.

Speaker 4

Yeah, you want, you want, you want.

Speaker 1

Oh, oh. Pivotal question because I was going to ask you and Chris this, but pivotal question for you Because, you see, you seem, did you see that? What's that bra's name? I hate her. Who you Good? Good? Good morning America. What's that Bro? Gail, gail King, you're like, I cannot stand Gail King. I feel like she just she's bottom tier. I'm not going to get into that, because people actually came for me when I went, when at her, like on TikTok, I had posted it on TikTok and there was, like that's Oprah's girlfriend.

Speaker 1

Look at the black man tearing down black women.

Speaker 4

I'm doing some things, especially when she did Kobe. I think that's what made me be like OK, gail.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I didn't, I was like anyway, she had an interview with her bunny Jay, she had an interview with Jay Z and Jay Z finally answered the question of you know, take the five hundred thousand dollars or have dinner with Jay Z.

Speaker 4

He answered his own question. Yes or the question that's been out there.

Speaker 1

Yeah. So my question to you is yeah, would you take a trillion dollars or dinner with Jesus?

Speaker 4

I'm going to take the money because Jesus won't let me take my blessing and you think Jesus is not going to have it. I'm going to sit down and talk to Jesus about he wrote everything down in the Bible. I'm confused. What is Jesus going to sit here and tell me that he's going to tell me in the future? Hmm?

Speaker 5

if you give me some tears, let me know, because I don't hear crap about what's going on in heaven right now.

Speaker 4

Give me my money. Nothing, what, what questions do I not have? And he's going to answer. Let's see if I can give me the secrets of the universe, because if he hit me with my child, I'm out. I'm out. Jesus, jeremiah Walker, I'm not sitting down with you. My money, what's your? What's your answer? I'm sorry. What's your answer? My bad, what's your answer?

Speaker 1

I got to take the money. I can't rock with that.

Speaker 4

I'm like but Jesus gives me the blue plan and the magic. What does he give me? Listen, in the Bible.

Speaker 1

I'm just saying this is God's plan. I'm not going to stand in front. I'm not standing in front of that.

Speaker 4

Let me my money Jesus.

Speaker 1

He's like oh no.

Speaker 4

I'm not going to sit down with Jesus. He was like I just tried to bless you, but you sit down with me. Right.

Speaker 1

That's exactly where my mind goes Like oh no, let me not.

Speaker 4

Oh, oh. I want to do riddles and shit. I got a run test and shit to see. No, give me money. We're not sitting talking to Jesus about nothing.

Speaker 1

And after, after they told me, or in a book, in the Bible, they said you know, we can't hear God's voice. What makes you think I'm going to be able to handle Jesus Like I don't?

Speaker 4

Jesus in the eyes. They say yeah, I'm cool, I want to do that, brother, I pass, give my money and when we go sit down with Jesus at anyway where we're placed, when we go to sit with Jesus. I know he's going to be a shadowy.

Speaker 1

The whole, the whole time I'm going to be questioning if I'm dead or alive, so I don't want to do this.

Speaker 4

I'm going to touch the money.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, just give me the money and you have to let me answer this question before it. Like you can't put Jesus in front of me and then?

Discussion on Questions and Justifying Cheating

Speaker 3

Oh, and then say this Uh, but don't tell Jesus.

Speaker 4

What's up honey, what's good, bro, you know it pops cool and everything.

Speaker 1

I'm just getting the money, yeah, but body.

Speaker 4

Because I'm not playing that.

Speaker 1

And just go ahead and sell that to me.

Speaker 4

And then when we get to the heavenly gates, he would like you chose money over me.

Speaker 2

And you know I was going to.

Speaker 4

I don't, it was already written right. I'm confused. I'm confused. Please don't let this keep you out of here, please.

Speaker 3

You know me? No, you made me.

Speaker 4

You know I was going to pick that money. Stop playing, cut it out.

Speaker 1

Just let me up in there. Mike in the back, he met with me.

Speaker 4

I've been doing it. Okay, I need to get in here.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, I got to take the money. I can't, I can't do it man.

Speaker 4

I love the Lord all my heart. Yeah, I really don't have anything I'm going to sit down and talk to you about.

Speaker 1

It's nothing that I would ask him. I would, just because I would have more questions.

Speaker 4

I would like to talk to Mary, though I have questions for Mary.

Speaker 1

What would you ask her?

Speaker 4

So you let that go? Fuck you. I mean, no, I like that, I just Hello, I just I just Of it all. I just that didn't come out right. That's not a question. I would actually ask you know what?

Speaker 3

nevermind, Make me switch, make me, make me lose my breath. Whoa, that didn't mean that. Can we stretch?

Speaker 4

that from the record. I didn't mean that, so that's not considered cheating.

Speaker 1

If a ghost did yeah.

Speaker 4

If the Holy.

Speaker 1

Ghost. So it's not infidelity. If the Holy Ghost, you had to add the Holy Ghost to it.

Speaker 2

You know, I can't deny the Holy Ghost.

Speaker 4

The Holy Ghost. Hello, you got to come to the God's work. Stop it, sir, the Holy Of the ghost is Effort you put into it right.

Speaker 1

If you get to bed and you start to your ass up in middle of night because you know the whole ghost is coming.

Speaker 4

That is wrong, that is cheating the Holy Ghost. You know, I can't deny the Holy Ghost, the Holy Ghost. That's wrong, that's cheating.

Speaker 1

The.

Speaker 3

Holy Ghost is coming, but it would.

Speaker 4

You guys and the train Right now, and you're, oh my God, everybody's like no, y'all stop Like look at the woman.

Speaker 3

No.

Speaker 1

So it's not as crazy To me.

Speaker 4

Because I don't have any questions.

Speaker 1

I have lots of questions. I would, Okay, hold on. We got another. We got a question.

Speaker 4

I mean Mary, for instance, how she got pregnant. We have questions for her. Spooky. That's very spooky.

Speaker 1

Spooky ghost burn. I'm sick of her. My question would be like all right, marriage, where did this come from? You can't say that you know, marriage was this thing in the Bible and it's Is. This is that, and God deans it so. And then you got the first human beings you got, you got Adam Eve. They ain't married.

Speaker 4

All right, yeah, kids, they better be married, because I mean, you know my rib and put it in the middle. I look like you like.

Speaker 1

Mary, I would ask Jesus.

Speaker 3

You have questions now.

Speaker 1

You know I want to talk to God himself, because you came down here and got yourself killed.

Speaker 4

I want to talk. That's true. I'm going to go straight to the source. No, put God down.

Speaker 1

I was the God.

Speaker 4

I was the God. I was the God he liked it.

Speaker 1

That's true. You ain't going to do that to the end. So I'm cool. I have to give me the trill. I take one trillion.

Speaker 4

I enjoy myself while I can. Yeah, god, ain't going to be pretty. I know I'm going to pull out this whole book my child.

Speaker 1

Remember when you did this.

Speaker 4

I remember that Right. I remember that that was me, I did that. No, I didn't do that, I don't even remember that, not why you got to pay taxes. I don't like paying taxes either.

Speaker 1

All that stuff is just it's all a lie, that we just was like okay, all right, it's like Bigfoot, this is the system it is what it is.

Speaker 4

That's cool.

Speaker 1

At any given time I want to speak to the manager.

Speaker 4

Exactly, I want you to be the owner of this establishment. Okay, no.

Speaker 1

Who done it and why I want to speak to the CEO. Why are y'all leaving here?

Speaker 4

And why you leave me here like this. Y'all got questions for God.

Speaker 1

I'm going to still take the million, though I mean trillion. I'm still taking it. I'm not playing a road. I need answers. How does this happen? How did you even come up with this? Science ain't science. It's doing something.

Speaker 4

So men, women, that whole thing how many genders are there?

Speaker 1

I'm going to have questions Like yo bro, how many? I really don't care about these, Just explain it to me. For the longest I thought it was only two, but now they're telling me a six.

Speaker 4

I'm going to have to explain it to you.

Speaker 1

I'm going to have to explain it to you. I'm going to have to explain it to you. It's only two, but now they're telling me a six, twelve, fifteen genders.

Speaker 4

I identify as a. I can't even come on there about it. I'm not trying to be camped, I'm going to be fine. You know, y'all know something is coming out of my mouth. I'm going to be fine.

Speaker 1

I identify as a fox.

Speaker 4

I might be a cow tomorrow. I don't know, that's just how.

Speaker 1

I feel Swipe or no swipe.

Speaker 4

You just don't know my way. Go like a rip. I don't know. Didn't find what I want to do by it.

Speaker 1

It gets, just makes, you know, just good.

Speaker 3

Yeah, why not? This is where we are now. This is where we are. It's all you.

Speaker 1

Hey, let's do the thing, do the damn thing.

Speaker 4

I'm here for it all the way.

Speaker 1

Now, what I don't like and what I feel like is really bad for, like this next generation of kids growing up, is how much we try to justify Infidelity, infidelity and cheating. I don't like that shit personally.

Speaker 4

You mean justify?

Speaker 1

It's like oh, everybody cheats, everybody does this, everybody like. They try to generalize and justify it.

Speaker 4

Because we don't have discipline anymore and it's a plenty control.

Speaker 1

That is true.

Speaker 4

No one's teaching me anymore.

Speaker 1

That is true.

Speaker 4

That's not teaching discipline and control. Cheating is normal.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

But when you have discipline and control, those things don't just happen. You just don't round up in somebody's pants.

Speaker 3

Oh I know, oh my God, how did this get?

Speaker 4

here. I didn't mean to do that.

Speaker 1

And I don't know why I spent 35 minutes pleasuring it, beating the walls down on this whole.

Speaker 4

I slept in hell and just happened to just pay nothing for a minute. I'm so sorry, I know. I think it's all about discipline, right.

Speaker 1

Being a sonic rings out this shit.

Speaker 4

I was in an accident and I was in a state and I did not mean to do that.

Speaker 1

It's. It's just, to me is scary because it's just going to breed a whole another generation of maybe, maybe, maybe it'll go back.

Speaker 4

Maybe it'd be so much chaos If people just like you know what this now I'm hoping that, especially like with the kids, are you know that it's my kids, that my generation of children that we're bringing up.

Speaker 1

Yes.

Speaker 4

So it'll be a little bit more kinder to each other, a little bit more respectful and, and hopefully, some more discipline to not just want to hurt people.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

Yeah, you can be mindful of other people and respect other person and not want to just trip and fall on some penis like you will. You will want to be Loving your partner on a higher level than where we've been.

Speaker 1

That's what I think. That's fire, but people don't look at it like that.

Speaker 4

Oh, I don't cheat, I text back by food instruction. Oh my, you know my god doesn't see it on me. He watched shows without me. You know he was. Here's what I mean.

Speaker 1

Oh shit.

Speaker 4

He got a brother and sister without me. That is best cheating. That's how he gets, don't, don't he cheated on me? That's how my heart was broken. I walk into the kitchen and I'm like, oh. And then was the last one. Like he caught all the way up and I was like, are you, oh, oh, she's going to watch the whole thing without me. Like I feel like that's how he cheats on me.

Speaker 1

But he was going to watch it again with you. No as if he had never seen.

Speaker 4

No, I'm going to know, because he's not going to react the right way. He's going to watch it. He'd be like, oh, oh, if you're a react a little late, you know, a big explosion come. He's going to be like look at me and he's going to wait for me to react and he'll react. And I know he, I know he watched it already, I know he watched already. He don't know how to fake it with me.

Speaker 1

Dang. That's crazy. He got it, he got it, he got to get back.

Speaker 4

You know I asked questions even if we haven't seen the shit. Yeah, I'm like maybe what you think he'll flip up and be like well, no, that's not what's going to happen. I'm like oh, what's going on? I?

Speaker 3

mean? What are you? You?

Speaker 1

mean me.

Speaker 4

That's how he cheats on me.

Speaker 1

That's crazy.

Speaker 4

He'll get a snack, like he'll go into the kitchen and get a snack, and I asked me if I want something. See, that's cheese. We have to snack together Everything. I don't like how you said that. That is so much just saying you can't like everything. No more judgemental noise.

Speaker 1

Wow, you can't like everything, okay.

Speaker 4

I don't like exactly everything, but the whole point is like, if you're snacking and you come back in here with a snack you know I'm going to want some snacks too you automatically put a snack in your pocket and bring me a snack as well. It's real, Sir. Not you looking fabric acid, so not you.

Speaker 3

Oh wait, what you fabric acid Like? You don't understand.

Speaker 1

So no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So so wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry Because, because you've explained it so well, I have no rebuttal to that. It, it, it, mm. That's very good. Yeah, I have no rebuttal to that. I can't say nothing to that because it's like I you right and you put it out there. But at the same time I can't even say that because even when y'all go shopping, y'all pick up stuff, random stuff, oh, I was just taking a ball.

Speaker 4

He's out, right, he knows I like, I'm addicted to like red bull and coffee and stuff, so he'll pick me up one. This is how you know he loves me, he thinking about me or whatever, right, yeah, yeah. No, sometimes he does. He's petty with his, his ways. He ain't going to cheat, but he'll definitely be petty. I'm a glass is and put them on top of the refrigerator so I can't get him that kind of. That's what you got to learn. Don't cheat, just be petty with your partner.

Speaker 1

That's it, that's really it. And that shit. You know my nerves like low. Yes, I'll be so pissed when we hear what, when we hear what's a scruff.

Speaker 4

Where we hear what.

Speaker 1

What? Where are you?

Speaker 2

I hear that. What are we?

Speaker 1

About the cheating. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah About the cheating. Oh, today, mama, yeah, because it's a lot of parents today that don't. They're not teaching the kids how to be emotionally responsible. They're teaching them just to dress nice and get ready for prom. I guess it's really it.

Speaker 4

I'm prom's outrageous, so they make them.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it's the new Kensington Yeta for like 18 year olds. Kensington. Yeta is a fire, by the way.

Speaker 4

Hell yeah.

Deep and Symbolic TV Show Discussion

Speaker 1

Right, that's. That's like the black person Kensington Yeta, and you know it was something else. That is comparison wise. Fucking Chipotle is white people's McDonald's.

Speaker 4

Stop it. Stop it right now. I'm done talking to you. I'm like sharing the show now because you're outrageous. You're outrageous.

Speaker 3

She got me what Shit.

Speaker 1

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Somebody's seen the fall of the Usher House. I just watched it that shit is pure crack and is fire.

Speaker 4

Listen, we was just supposed to watch one or two episodes, right yeah, we end up binge. We hadn't been something in a long time, we didn't binge in that thing. And then, of course, like I'm digging deeper because I'm learning about Edgar Adam Poe and like all the other stuff and like, oh, what is this represent? I'm looking up islands and stuff. That shit was fire, fire. Was it scary? You know I don't do scary, yeah.

Speaker 1

It has some jump things. I was sitting there like, oh shit, niggas out the window, the fuck.

Speaker 4

Jumping. For me it was like, oh, this could be real. Like you know, that was that right, like I think she's supposed to be, like everything was so deep and connected.

Speaker 3

Yeah.

Speaker 4

So, she's supposed to be like the devil's right hand, you know, wife or whatever out here making these deals, but I feel like that's what we do sometimes. Yeah. And this is how those generations get cursed. Come on, that shit was deep that shit was deep.

Speaker 1

I fucked with it. I was trying to, I was trying to get wifey in on it, she not. She don't fuck with stuff like that because it's scary.

Speaker 4

It's different. It's not that I don't do scary yeah, so tell wifey that's my sister hey it's on Netflix. It be? Um, yeah, it's on Netflix, but let me tell you something it is not about the scary part for me, I got past that part. It's about, if you know anything about like what it was, that we kept hearing the heartbeats and hearing different sounds and every now and then, like it's poetic, it's, if you get into, like the, just the writing of it all.

Speaker 1

Yes, it's so. Layered is layered.

Speaker 4

Oh, layered, and then, like when she still had to take a spoiler alert, because that's my favorite part A whole show spoiler when they had to take the granddaughter out.

Speaker 1

Oh, that was so. Fire, fucking fire. That was the best part.

Speaker 4

Like, yes, she died, but she saved me. Like, come on, I loved it, so her is not. I don't do scary, yeah, don't do scary. So I watched it. It was kind of scary, I will. It's more. It's so deep and amazing, Like she's so good.

Speaker 1

She was like and when she took the grand before she took the granddaughter, she was like they don't understand what a bloodline is. And I said, oh, she's frustrated, Like how that.

Speaker 4

Oh shit, park's near she was going off, yes, and y'all said all these people, but y'all had all this money, but y'all keep making all this. She was like she has so much to say and I'm over here like amen, amen, I love it. The writers came back and writer strike and was like, yeah, we'd let them have all this shit.

Speaker 1

Yeah that she was fired.

Speaker 4

They gave it to us, fucking fire.

Speaker 1

Acid rain on it. All of that, oh, oh shit, All of that. Oh, she's a character from Edgar Allen Poe story Acid Rain.

Speaker 4

Okay, and then the other guys also a character. All of these are all characters.

Speaker 1

That's fucking fire.

Speaker 4

Like the boss guy, he him and the name of the guy he had beef. Oh shit In real life. So he used him as a character for a manager, and that's why he killed him off the way he did. Because, come on, I looked into it. I'm telling you the shit was amazing. That's the scruff. And my girl was in the bitch on cereal. They did a show about it as well. Like I'm telling you, it's so much deeper than it's just been jumpy.

Speaker 1

That shit is good.

Speaker 4

It was a little gory than jumpy yeah.

Speaker 1

Yeah it was just kind of gory and the dude Mike, mike Flanagan he does stuff like that. Like he had the midnight mass, like if you're in check. Like he has like a whole series midnight mass, the haunted house on a hill or some shit, like that Dude is fucking fired. Like that was just like the perfect marriage of like Edgar Allen Alan Poe and Mike Flanagan, like that it was so.

Speaker 4

And if you get into things like I get into things I know my sister does too Like I'm looking up what is crow's mean and I'm looking at what does this mean? Like all of that stuff was symbolism for everything. Everything in this movie had a similar for something. It was yeah, that was dope. I'm sorry, I got excited.

Speaker 1

I loved how they started it with what's the dude's name? The first son.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1

What is the name? It's something with a P.

Speaker 4

Pocero.

Speaker 1

Cicero or something like that. It's not Cicero, it's something Pocero.

Speaker 4

Somebody say something you don't get it.

Speaker 1

Midnight mass was fucking nuts Like. Have you seen that? Have you seen midnight mass?

Speaker 4

I started it. Oh my God.

Speaker 1

Let me the shit do not end the way you think.

Speaker 4

I like to play that.

Speaker 1

I was sitting there like what in the whole fuck is this? It's not the whole fuck.

Speaker 4

It's not the whole fuck.

Speaker 1

Like yo. Midnight mass nuts. Yes, I'm going to start watching bodies. Yep, I'm going to start watching that. Is that shit? Is it good? Yeah, it's on Netflix, okay.

Speaker 4

Yeah.

Speaker 1

It's on Netflix. I like stuff like that. Let me see Scruff said have a talk with revenge about the show. She'll lose her freaking mind.

Speaker 4

Yeah, she went a deep into it too. She broke down how each character was and I started doing research and then, when I actually watched it, I was like mind blown. I was mind blown. I enjoyed that so much.

Speaker 1

And I, low key, just wanted the first son to like bang the wife. I thought he was gonna bang her. I really wanted her to, wanted him to Whoa and I really wanted her to leave because I felt it was a bad time coming. I knew it was coming, it was whoo.

Speaker 4

It was over, it was a wrap, yeah y'all. I liked it was so many cool monologues from the devil. Yes, Right lady. Ok, she had the one when a boy started like torturing his wife, she, he brought the wife. Yes, he thought she didn't be in crazy. He was like she was like you could have because the bloodline had to die right.

Speaker 4

She was and she looked at him and she was just so disappointed and sad and she was like, bro, you was going to be a dentist in another lifetime. All these little different things to me. I was like what she was fire. Fire you go. She was like what you had to bring up the fire you had to bring up.

Speaker 1

She was irritated by that shit.

Speaker 4

She was so upset, she was like you weren't even supposed to die like this. Yes, you said to yourself, you could have just went in your house peacefully in your sleep.

Speaker 1

And the same with, well, really all of them except for, except for the party boy, except for him, he was going to go either way, like he was going to have a terrible that. He was just out there, but all the all, the rest of them.

Speaker 4

And he died first. I'm just saying, if you watch the order of death, it may, since he died first because everybody else he didn't care. No, he didn't, I don't think he cared, but everybody else I think she gave him a chance.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4

Right, just wouldn't do right.

Speaker 1

Everybody else.

Speaker 4

I didn't do right.

Speaker 1

Mm, hmm, yeah, that shit is. Oh, I love that shit.

Speaker 4

It was good.

Speaker 1

And I've watched it twice. I've watched it twice. That's how good it is.

Speaker 4

It's worth it because you catch more stuff.

Speaker 1

Yes, yes, 100%.

Speaker 4

When I first watched it and they kept doing the flashbacks, I was like wait, what's going on? Hold on, wait. When you watch it again and you see more stuff, you're like whoa.

Speaker 1

Mm hmm, Shit's fucking lit. I fuck with it.

Speaker 4

Attention to all the little detail that was my favorite. I like the way they transitioned, the way they did Come on.

Speaker 1

I love the shit like that. It was perfect, storytelling Perfect. I've never seen nothing like it before.

Speaker 4

Honestly, Midnight Mass. You make me want to read the book.

Speaker 1

Oh shit, I can't get past the die in these stuff. That's that stuff. Fuck me up. Well, because when they started quoting the stuff at the end of the show, I was sitting there like ah, ah, ah.

Speaker 4

I was there because there was an air out in the post, but I was sitting there twitching.

Speaker 3

What the fuck Ah.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah, that was one of my favorite ones too. Ok yeah, the husband said the best step was when a girl got messed up by the ape.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah.

Speaker 4

That's what I'm saying. All this stuff was so symbolic.

Speaker 1

Fucking fire.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

Um, hold on, Hold on. It was another one that I liked, oh there was a lot of good death theme. It really was. Oh, when, when, when he started, uh, when he explained lemons.

Speaker 4

Right, you're watching. If you haven't watched the perfect metaphor.

Speaker 1

I said what the fuck? Everything is lemon.

Speaker 4

Limiting Stan. We've been to make product t-shirts, shit. He was on a roll. Now my limits is on the market and then I make lemonade bitch. We don't make lemonade. I love that.

Speaker 1

I said yo dude. I love it. I buy all the lemons. Yes, I love it.

Speaker 4

Your show was great.

Speaker 1

The metaphor was amazing. I love that show. It was a good show, really good show, and not enough people are talking about it To me, in my opinion.

Speaker 4

I definitely made a post about it because I was like this here was awesome yeah. And definitely what.

Speaker 1

Shit's fucking fire and I think it's going to go over a lot of people's heads, but it's layered. It's layered enough. It's layered enough so that, like, if it does go over your head, you get the top layer. Oh, it's a scary show. That's it, spooky. Yeah, this is nuts.

Speaker 4

I think a lot of people get that.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 4

It's worth it.

Speaker 1

Yes, it's definitely.

Speaker 4

I'm telling you, tell me what I used to watch Midnight man. I've watched that.

True Crime and Personal Projects

Speaker 1

Because it's Mike Flanagan. He's just amazing, he's a great director, he's a great writer. Like Midnight Mask was fucking nuts, fucking nuts. It had me sitting there like yo, I did that. That's why I don't fuck with churches, that's why I don't fuck with none of that shit, because it's all to me like some cold shit that's covering up some other shit to keep some regular shit afloat, like nah, bro, nah, I'm cool, I'm fast.

Speaker 4

Wow, yeah, I'm good on that, yeah, I don't want no parts of that.

Speaker 1

But yeah, midnight Mask fire, I'm going to watch a haunted house on a hill or some shit like that. It's something else he did, mike Flanagan, so I'm going to check that out.

Speaker 4

I'm looking at all this up now. I'm like, babe, you going to watch this with me? You? Don't know what to do with me because of how I act, babe. I'll be okay, babe, I promise you be jumping and stuff. I don't do that. That's the judgment of what you got. You got a good judgment.

Speaker 1

It was a question. It was a legit question.

Speaker 4

You want to go up? Oh, you be jumping and stuff Like you like?

Speaker 3

you sure Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I be jumping.

Speaker 1

You be knocking stuff.

Speaker 3

I be like no, you want to see me, baby. What happened? I was like yeah.

Speaker 1

I don't do it very well. Well, it'll do that. And Midnight Mask, once you get done with it, you're going to wait for it. You're going to wait every October for Mike Flanagan to come out, because he comes out, like every October.

Speaker 4

I'm here for him.

Speaker 1

He's fucking fire. Yeah, she tried to give him all good deaths. She tried and she even said it.

Speaker 4

She did try, she did try.

Speaker 1

Like you could have gone in your sleep, you could have went. You could have went when you know you were chilling at home in the comforts of your home. But it's never that they just wanted more. And then when the oh, the other fire part is when his first, first wife, annabelle oh, she came back. He.

Speaker 4

She said I was hyped for her. I was hyped for her.

Speaker 1

She said you're a rich man. That's what I would tell everybody. You're a rich man, but you're really not rich. I said damn nigga.

Speaker 4

You put so much in this, you chase that money if you want to and lose everything. You ain't got nothing for real. Nothing. You ain't got nothing. You ain't got nothing. I'm a y'all rich, but y'all think y'all don't even know it.

Speaker 1

She ate him up and then poof, disappear. Bitch, ain't even real. Like what Shit? How you going to cook me? And you ain't even here for real. What you rich, but you not. You got kids. They are empty. You filled them up with what Cause you ain't got shit? Oh my God.

Speaker 4

Shout out real quick. Shout out to Patrick L Puget, pulling up. He's here watching. Big love to you. Thank you for coming up on me.

Speaker 1

That made me happy. Yeah, salute, I'm so happy to be here. Shout out.

Speaker 4

That made me happy.

Speaker 1

No, that's good.

Speaker 4

I ain't seen Patrick in a minute.

Speaker 1

That was my little geek, Like a little geek corner. I do. I like shit like that man. I like shit like that.

Speaker 4

So you're a little geeky.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's what I. You know I'm starting up. Well, I'll tell you after I'm gonna start. I'm starting like a. It inspired me to start like a mystery horror, like true crime type pod.

Speaker 4

Let's go that. You know Grids would be on that with you. Oh, for real, that's her thing, yeah.

Speaker 1

I know she got serial killers. Yes.

Speaker 4

She has Monday murder mayhem. She talks about true crime. Huh, she has a true. If you go to Instagram, she has two true crime Instagram. She has serial killers and she has murder mayhem I think that's what it's called. So she's really in a true crime. She does the research. I'm like if you ever come to her serial killer shows or her true crime shows, she's giving you details and stuff. She would jump on that.

Speaker 1

She love that. I don't want to hear you react this is my beef. Okay, with Grids beef. She does not tell anybody any of this stuff.

Speaker 4

Yeah, she is good, like literally. You know how stereo works, right. Yeah. She does and like you, talk. But when we come to her show we don't need messages because we just it's like a real podcast. When we come to her show, we just watch because she has so much good details and she tells such great stories. It is amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

I got to talk to Grids. She's stripping, she's stripping.

Discussing Unconventional Date Ideas

Speaker 4

I'm gonna see you her Instagrams the murder, mayhem and a serial killer. She's posting stuff and the collecting data and like different stories.

Speaker 1

I didn't even know that. I thought she only had one Instagram. You see what I'm saying. You see, you can. You can work with people all day long.

Speaker 4

We got. We got tool chicks. She got serial killers. We got, you know our own personal ones. She got a kiss my grids one. She's got a talk love story. You know she's entrepreneur. She also has the, the stuff with the lip gloss, the nails, makeup Barbie. Come on, she's a jack of all trades. See what I'm saying she is, I'm sorry, a Jill of all trades, she really. She said we got beef. She's here. She said we got kiss my grids.

Speaker 1

Listen, I didn't know she was there. I didn't know. I'm just clicking the button and I'm talking to you. Kiss my grids. I'm starting a horror mystery slash true crime podcast and I had no idea like you were in on this. I didn't know you had other podcasts or Instagram pages. And yes, we have beef and I love you. Enjoy the oil change tacos.

Speaker 4

What was she doing? Hmm, oil changing taco.

Speaker 1

Yeah, she, she eaten oil. Changed tacos. Stop it. You ain't never seen those. Como se dice Spanish is funny to me, you learn herself. Para espanola. My thing, that's all I be saying.

Speaker 4

Definitely get with her with that.

Speaker 1

For sure, because I need help. I need help, see, I need help.

Speaker 4

That's what I was telling him, that is. That is her shit.

Speaker 1

It's crazy, it's great. I can't wait. I can't wait to get in on it.

Speaker 4

I'm going to send you two or three. I think she's done at least a whole month or two of the podcast that she does with just plain true crime. Yeah, I love it, and it's just her up there. Good job, she's a great job.

Speaker 1

I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, it's so much excitement. I don't know how much I don't. I don't think people understand how excited I like creating shit and I like being around people who create and and the shit you talk about she you to you.

Speaker 4

You another one. It brings such great ideas. I'm just like let's go. We got so much good stuff behind the scenes is unbelievable.

Speaker 1

We are a fire team. We are a fire team.

Speaker 4

And if y'all in what is your maximum vacation, and so we can do our show next time.

Speaker 1

Cook and talk, come on.

Speaker 4

Have you seen the videos from that and how creative that is?

Speaker 1

Come on man, come on man.

Speaker 4

And you can also order like this Like you can come to Vegas and paint with her, you can order your Kansas from her and have your own date night in your house and do your erotic painting right there in your house and smoke your weed in your house and paint with you can do it, she can do the whole. She can put the whole thing out. She has that.

Speaker 1

Hey, kiss my grits. I got the playlist to go with it.

Speaker 4

Hello, she got that too. She got that too, and that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. I fucking love it.

Speaker 1

Hey, we're going to sing your praises, grits. I ain't playing with you, man, because it ain't be. I'll be ready to box your kneecaps because you be. I ain't going to, I ain't going to say nothing. You're going to take a kneecaps out? Yeah, she need her. She don't need her kneecaps. I've learned that firsthand After breaking my leg. You don't need. I'm going to take a kneecaps out. Yeah, she need her, she don't need her kneecaps I've learned that firsthand After breaking my leg.

Speaker 3

You don't need the kneecaps. They do nothing.

Speaker 1

They do nothing, they get away.

Speaker 3

I'm swinging my leg.

Speaker 4

I'm swinging my leg, oh man, but yeah that's crazy.

Speaker 1

You look, she's saying I can make a playlist for it.

Speaker 4

I'm putting snacks in the basket with the canvas. Come on, you can do paper my numbers as well, for your own picture of yourself, come on.

Speaker 1

Why are you killing them like that? Come on, come on, you want to take your bitch to Applebee's.

Speaker 4

And have a whole date night in the park. You think I go to my house you can do in the park. See, you don't want the dollar backeries.

Speaker 1

I need those Make me harder.

Speaker 3

Make me harder, make me lose my breath. Make me harder, make me sweat. Make me harder, make me lose my breath. I don't care.

Speaker 4

I love the dollar backeries. I don't. That list pissed me off. That's why I'm asking you what's on this page? Okay, let me bring this list up, that list.

Speaker 1

It was horrible. I'm like that's everything in the playbook, Like what.

Speaker 4

I was so mad.

Speaker 1

What do we do now?

Speaker 4

I'm going to this page now. That's the first place I saw a playlist.

Speaker 1

Playlist provided by DJ Hymethy Hymethy Hymethy, clue, clue.

Speaker 4

Clue you Spaced 치를 Z Z Z, z, z, z Z Z 12. Those were impressive, right there. Music by Kim Beattington, third place you guys know their Zia. You know the disin photography trust too. Seven and 21 on the list, which is Number seven, was your house. That's not a date.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 4

Right, and 21 was moving night night flicks and chill. That's not a date, right? But, bitch, you could take me to a hop and get some motherfucking pancakes, like how weird are you? That's what I'm like. Yo, like feet, applebee does not smell like feet, don't?

Speaker 1

Applebee is delicious. Actually, I take it on a night when I ain't got shit going on. Now I read the whole caption. Oh OK.

Speaker 4

You bitches are delusional and unrealistic. It's fuck. The only one on this list that makes sense are seven and possibly to be one, because they both require being alone and the private confidements of either parties home. We are not doing that on a first day, ok, but you holes Don't want a ball bitch. What the fuck? Olive Garden got breadsticks and even because I got it.

Speaker 3

This is the whole thing, she wrote OK, hold on.

Speaker 2

So you holes don't want a ball, like you are, not want to bowl.

Speaker 4

Why are you not bowling? Y'all too good to bowl, ok, sorry.

Speaker 2

Hold on hold on hold on Mary, you crazy, and she rolled off to this how I feel like I got some proof. I mean, if you, acting like a fool, and bitches tried to hold me back when I was that's how she got to walk off.

Speaker 1

To get a walk off to that.

Speaker 4

Now, when she was up here to talk about the jet thing. I would love to know if it's the whole man down in jail, because we talked about that from that week where she was like brides, love, crack cakes, crab legs. But I go out Like I don't want no cheddar biscuits.

Speaker 1

That's what I'm saying. Like when did that become a thing to not like? Like cheddar biscuits, them shit's be hitting. I'm about to. I'm about to make some shit with the crab meat in it at the crib.

Speaker 4

I don't know how to do it in your voice, chris. I can only read it the way I read it, because that's listen. She say first of all. A first is literally a get to. It is an introduction and in person interview. That's what it is. It's a me. I'm coming out. Do I want to be with you just to smash, or can I be something with you? I'm gonna know that. I'm gonna know that on the first date we smashing or are we building? Which one are we doing? Right, it's a it. If it's an in person interview, if you will, to determine if you want to go any further with this person. It's about the personality you break him red with and now who you Fucking bread Fuck red. So please tell me what's wrong with after beads for this initial interaction, bitches.

First Date Restaurant Preferences

Speaker 1

That's Upside, but we can't do 20 to 220. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4

Like I don't understand. Like let the shit flow and have a good time, but I feel like what we're doing right now, the society that we're in it's giving me, giving me, giving me, giving me, giving me. What can I get out you, what can I take out of you? But the only thing, Enjoying the moment exactly.

Speaker 1

That's true.

Speaker 4

Enjoy humans anymore.

Speaker 1

We just know this move because everything is for the for is for a tiktok, is for Social media, everything is for that. It's not for actual for us actually.

Speaker 4

I Don't know what's wrong with bitches. You can. You can take a pretty good cheese. Can factory food. They play, they food very well. What is wrong with?

Speaker 1

I really do that possible Stop.

Speaker 4

It Was ice cream date on the list too, I think. Ice, ice, they just never.

Speaker 1

It's on the, so what? Okay, so they, so they want us to just they just want us to, to Take them on crew or what out of out of the country.

Speaker 4

This is the question when do y'all want to go? Cheesecake factory is number one. Okay, look, read, I'm just. I gotta go to list for you real quick. Cheesecake factory, applebee's, chili's, chipotle, olive Garden. Okay, the movies. I'm gonna give you this, not a first date thing for me. Yes, because I said, like you said, it's a good to know the interview per se. I can't talk to you the movies. It's true, I mean that's finger-banging some trouble.

Speaker 4

Okay, I'm okay with it. Hmm, I never took a man to know McDonald's on a first date, so it says any fast food restaurant but Chipotle is on where Chipotle is on the list. So when it is fast food, right, but it's like one step above.

Speaker 1

It's white people McDonald's, yeah.

Speaker 4

Hello, um, but this one right here me and they love this date. Buffalo Wild Wings. Oh yeah, yeah, sports Up there to like a UFC fight one night. Buffalo Wild Wings the white people going crazy. They buying us rounds. That was a fun night. It's late, I'm doing that. It's lit. It's lit. Great says, the only place is left on the moon and the library. And we.

Speaker 3

And so the moon it is.

Speaker 1

Hey, little man, how old is you? Chicken niggas? Oh, like what they do? The same shit they don't want. But even if you take them to the mom and pop restaurants Like they still don't fuck with that.

Speaker 4

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The walls they be the fire with the styrofoam plates. Come on, bro, like what we downtown.

Speaker 4

She made up biscuits and the grits and the stuff. Oh, oh, come on, I know you know that place. Anybody know who's in Savannah I'm talking about? She had Shrimp and grits. Yeah, biscuits, it was all breakfast food, but it was like gourmet hood breakfast food. Black lady, hold on a wall. If you didn't know no better, you would pass this place up. Wait waffles.

Speaker 1

Look, mom and pops is on the lid.

Speaker 4

How is it I'm gonna listen to this? Okay, let's jump down. So here you go. So we're at Wingstop Red Lobster A buffet. Now Hold on, I don't you. You live here with me. Yes, I'm not mad at the buffet.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna go to one one of these weekends that.

Speaker 4

Buffets here.

Speaker 1

What's the? What's the one old-time buffet, or something like that.

Speaker 4

Oh, we have that. We have this Cool like Asian buffet down here On avocorn where you can do like sushi and steak, and Maybe that buffet is fans, I don't know. Anyway, um, we got Denny's the gym. The gym you ever been to the gym in the first date?

Speaker 1

No, I never did that.

Speaker 4

No, I never did either Church. I can see church though.

Speaker 1

I can see that, but I've never. You know I've done a church date yeah, um starbucks.

Speaker 4

coffee dates, ice cream dates, family functions no okay.

Speaker 1

Okay, I get that, I get that.

Speaker 4

I'm not gonna meet me mom.

Speaker 1

The first date first, yeah, first date, yeah, I get that.

Speaker 4

Yeah, I don't need your uncle be like nephew that's you, and when it's not you it's not you yet. Oh, um, we got. Movie. Night was like we said Netflix and chill Somewhere. That requires a long drive. What?

Speaker 1

That's no, I'll take that back because I had a bad experience like okay, so I had a chick one time, um, I don't know, I don't know what happened. Okay, so I didn't take her. This was, it was on my birthday and this was in my, my little whole phase. So, anyway, this chick I met On the internet. She was just following me, she, she liked the shit.

Speaker 1

I was saying my best so so she was like, okay, you know, I want to meet you, yada, yada, yada, yes. And then she was like, okay, Travis Scott, this was when he had, I think, astro, astro world, and he had the, the roller coaster and the shit in the concert. Yeah, I can come. You know, we can roll down to north carolina. I already bought the tickets. I got the room set up. Yes, this is her. I got the room every. I'm not saying no to that, you know I fuck with Travis Scott, like, but we had to drive down there together Three, three hours from virginia to north carolina.

Speaker 1

This means, somebody has too long when I tell you we had arguments Like we had full blown, because we didn't respect each other, we didn't know each other To and from. We had arguments, did you?

Speaker 4

enjoy the concert.

Speaker 1

Oh, it was lit the best concert I've ever been to in my life and didn't have sex with her and she got mad at me. The the return ride. She was no, and she the return ride. She was arguing with me why you ain't fuck me, why you ain't. I'm like what? The?

Speaker 4

fuck you understand the exchange currency that was happening there. She bought the tickets. Don't do that. Don't do that. She, um, she paid for the concert, right? She got you there and paid for the hotel room. You were supposed to drop some dick off.

Speaker 1

You are not going to argue with me for three hours straight going If you expect me to drop dick off plans to beat that up? Yes, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 4

I said no.

Speaker 1

Cool bro, like no, I'm not doing that shit, is he?

Speaker 4

I've done a couple first days where, but I live in savannah, so you know, going to Jackson Lane nothing.

Speaker 1

Yes, I noticed that. Yes, that's fire.

Speaker 4

I feel like anything over two hours is too much for somebody.

Speaker 1

It is. I'm guaranteeing you, if y'all not vibing, y'all are going to be arguing. I guarantee it because you have zero respect.

Speaker 4

You're gonna be like I don't want to be in a quiet car with somebody. Did you give her the ox that she played music that she?

Speaker 1

no, I had that. She gave that to me. Okay yeah, because it was my birthday weekend.

Speaker 4

Y'all wouldn't have known if those issues, if y'all what's happening.

Speaker 1

It's, it's true. It's true, we should have ate beforehand. We was probably angry, you know, it's true. But that was her idea of the first date and I would never and have never done that ever again.

Speaker 4

Because here's another one Nightclubs. Are you taking somebody to a nightclub?

Speaker 1

first date? Nah, yeah, maybe a lounge.

Speaker 4

A lounge is different to me. That's what I said too, but that's all we really have here for real to actually go to was lounges. We don't have bars for real.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I can't do no Hook a bar? Yeah, I fuck with it.

Speaker 4

I think that's a cool first date. Yeah, a bar just for drinks. I, I love those dates.

Speaker 1

That's fire.

Speaker 4

Because you know you go down the city market. I don't want to talk about the random y'all, I don't know the first y'all places, but if you go down the city market that is the best place to go. On the first day that was actually one of our my favorite dates with my husband. We didn't have a full walk on on. We went and got some wet willies, walked around the river street or whatever and people walked. I love that. That was one of the best dates ever.

Speaker 1

Because it's the time spent, the getting to know laughing at people and having a good time.

Speaker 4

We had a little wet willies. The river street was there, both it was. All of that made that the perfect date for me a vibe, and we literally only got because you know I'm drinking six spins of down for me for $14, bitch. Anyway, that was, that was. It was strong and we have fun, plus we had to drive home. So, anyway, yeah, on last one, last two, waffle house. Are you taking somebody to waffle house?

Speaker 1

No, no, not on the first day, no, but I love waffle house. Before people come for waffle house, I love waffle house.

Speaker 4

Thank you, I think that's a vibe check for me. Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna bring you there, maybe not the first date, but you're gonna have to go to walk right, right, hey, who doesn't like hibachi breakfast?

Speaker 1

I just don't understand that like.

Social Media's Influence on Unrealistic Expectations

Speaker 4

I love this shit, it's delicious. Okay, the last one, which I think is quite crazy. This must be, I don't know, and, and from what I read from grits comments by the way, you know how comments we live yes, um, a woman made this list. Oh, she said she got a bunch of her girls together and made this list. The last one on here is sports events what?

Speaker 1

I would Oof, I don't know if I would take A woman first day yeah first date.

Speaker 4

Oh, I would go.

Speaker 1

Uh, but she would have to be a sports, she would have to be a sports fanatic.

Speaker 4

Well, yeah, if she's into it, then take her like I feel like that's a great thing. If she's not into it, and yeah, you off the mark. Yeah, but come on, take me to a heat game, take me to a Philly's game, like I'm here for that. Yes, h1 Fucking h1 in one with her she's bringing up SARS and she Like yeah, I need you to go read comments too, because the people in the comments were like going that, like yeah, I got a lot of comments on that one.

Speaker 1

Yeah, they, let me see, Because she stayed with the comments.

Speaker 4

Hello Y'all, if y'all ever get a chance to be blessed to get on her instagram, I mean her facebook. Yeah you're not worth you.

Speaker 1

You would never be bored, you never.

Speaker 4

She's always posting. We could do shows just from her post, oh yeah the people who let me be distant and still fuck with me the same.

Speaker 1

They like she got some really dope stuff on her, on her, yeah she know because, uh, grits, grits is one of them, people like you just gotta know grits. He says yeah, babe, babe, with everything she, she would.

Speaker 4

Let's all hang out together for show for show.

Speaker 1

So her comments are saying I start at the bottom. One person says I just want to know what is on this list, because it sounds like they just want to cook at this point. Uh, another woman said I love me some cheesecake factory. Uh, another woman said I agree, and no, no, 21 either sounds like netflix and chill, and said hulu and netflix. Oh no, sir. So yeah, you know people. Yeah, people are not rocking with that Zero. She really is. She really is she a thug? That's because my friends match my petty.

Speaker 4

For the show we always do. I love being on Instagram.

Speaker 1

I'm her Facebook. They be, they be with the shits. I just like to sit back and watch like She'll. She'll post some shit like and it is okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put it like this I pride myself and I say this often I pride myself on not getting sucked into, like bullshit. But when grits post some stuff like that'll make you want to comment, I'm like uh-huh, you almost got me, almost got me the comments. Yeah, but grits is good at that. I, I'm, I just I try to stay off of that stuff.

Speaker 1

Yeah, she's, she's really good at that, really good. Hey, let me post this and see what people think. Like what, why you posting this? Uh, man, like that, one time she had posted something about like I've had intrusive thoughts and Uh, you know everybody, just, but everybody went off the edge. There was like, oh, don't kill yourself and suicide isn't good.

Speaker 4

That's not what I'm saying, yeah.

Speaker 1

I'm sitting there like I didn't think that that wasn't my first thought, like I've had intrusive thoughts like Like I was thinking of saying yeah, like what. Hello, what's going on here? Oh man, let me see what else, what else.

Speaker 4

Do you, do you agree with the list though? Like are you kind of one of those people like first dates? No, we should just go and do whatever. It should be a.

Speaker 1

First okay, what are you coming up?

Speaker 4

Women that actually be like. I ain't going to choose a factory. I'm better than that.

Speaker 1

I've never heard that. I've I've never heard that personally, but I also don't meet people from the internet, so I don't think those people are real Like, except for the girl that took me to the west name.

Speaker 1

But didn't, she didn't have to be perfect either. Yeah, she wasn't real, so I just don't fuck with it. Like to me that list is, it has to be a joke. It can't be real, it can't be looked at as Something that somebody seriously will actually do or Implement, because that leaves you with nothing. It's kind of like the same list where it was like black men black men can't Do anything, really can't eat. Oh, hey, can't eat. Um Hi, how you doing? Oh, she's so beautiful, she's. How are you so beautiful? But it was like black man can, uh, eat hot dogs. Black man, can you know it's? It's a whole bunch of stuff. I'm like who made this list?

Speaker 4

What I saw me and grid saw that thing and it was like it's sassy. If you um Know what your birth certificate and paperwork is, what, so you can't be a grown-ass person.

Speaker 1

That's all right, it's nuts. I don't know it's nuts to me, but it is. Either way. Is the lose lose? It's a lose lose for dudes Like this, is a loss for us. If this is real, this is a loss.

Speaker 4

Remember you asked the. We started the question off. I think this is why a lot of men kind of stated themselves and they don't even show too much to too many women because of the way the internet has the going. They can't come out and be bisexual, they can't come out and just be normal Heterosexual men. They can't do anything, can't do nothing and can win. I Know the corner away for a woman and tell them like oh, oh, okay, that's cool, that's okay. Yep, what are you fucking kidding me? No, don't be great, regardless of how it looks, fuck these little Trashy, as I would have been an internet ads woman. These are internet trashy ads women who don't have any personalities and don't have no lives, everything literal, and don't know how to just stand up and just be. They're not, they're terrible women themselves yes, they're trash and people themselves.

Speaker 1

Yes, but I think they're only doing it for for attention. I think it's just because there's no, there's no way.

Speaker 1

This is realistic, there's no way to be a consistent Consensus all over that this is how women are acting right now well, I don't know, because I've seen, I've seen, I've seen like one of those Uh ticktocks where it was like a dude that was standing there asking questions to women. He had two women next to him and he was like so how much should a man make one of those type deals? And the woman said 200 and something thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 4

I'm like yes, how much you mean what she said. You remember it was like a low number.

Speaker 1

Yes, it was. I think it was like around 60.

Speaker 4

Not even. I think she was still like 50, 30, something like that it's fucking nice. Don't matter. This is what my man in the big dad what.

Speaker 1

Who the fuck makes 200k by themselves? By themselves get out of my face.

Speaker 4

I'm not realistic. This, like she said, tiktok in the podcast got people delusional. Yes and not silly, grounded in with the realistic of life. This is not what life is about. This isn't it?

Speaker 1

and and the fuck that part, the fucked up part.

Speaker 1

I'm not it the, the fucked up in them rods. The fucked up part is, yes, they have Nimrod's access to, yes, yes, this is true. It's true because and I was just about to say that because you and I in grits, I think we're, we're the most authentic, normal and normal, authentic, realistic. We, even even our jokes, our jokes, are rooted in with it's some type of wit, is some type of Reality, where some people, some people just say shit, just to say shit, to get a reaction out of you. They do shit.

Speaker 1

Yeah, they don't really believe what they're saying, but they'll just say some shit to get likes, to get views, to get subscribers, and that's really where the internet is and that's why I feel like this list is coming from. It's bred from Wanting to get attention, wanting to get likes, wanting to get views. Because I don't, I don't think nobody operates like that, because you can't well.

Speaker 4

I Think that that that part is true. They won't like some views, but some about the way women feel right now. There's too many women there and be like you better. Never take me to know all of garden. I'm better than that. Maybe you can't even spell all of garden, but you want me to take you to some. Ruth, chris, that's what you want, like it's the standards they believe that we're supposed to have. Compared to where you are right now, it's not the same.

Speaker 4

Yeah the same. You want this, this high city life, because that's what they're showing you on social media. You don't know what they had to do to get that right and you probably can't even do have the shit they did to get that life.

Speaker 1

Go right back to it, right back to discipline.

Speaker 4

Yep, if you don't eat them, chatterbiscuits and shut the fuck up. I'm confused.

Speaker 1

Soon as I, soon as I see.

Speaker 4

I need to buy. This is um panther head that she had. Oh my god no case no face, than I did not do it. Can't see my face doing all that wiggling and jiggling.

Speaker 1

Not the panther head. Yes, the internet is not a real place, unfortunately, and we now have a generation of people who only know the internet and they believe and follow everything they see on it. That is exactly right.

Speaker 4

And the way I have to train my babies to tell them the internet's not real it's not leaving everything that you read. Yeah and the first thing he said when I Google it, I don't care if you Google it, that shit is not real.

Speaker 1

It's true, yeah, because I had posted about that probably, I think, about a week ago. I was like I have never Met the people that say that most outlandish shit in real life. I have never met them. They don't exist because they are the most Conservative, most reserved people in the world. So they will never run up to you and call you the n-word. They will never run up to you and call you the b-word. They'll never come up to me and cuss me out. They won't slap me in the face, they won't jump me, they won't do none of that shit because they are all. They're not real, they don't exist. Like all you can do is put a thumbs down on videos Like okay, wow. Like we're the last generation that had to come in before the lights one on came on from outside, so we were the last ones that get.

Speaker 4

I'm happy my kids go outside. They like being outside.

Speaker 1

But I also.

Speaker 4

We limit their tablet time. So of course we limit their tablet time.

Speaker 1

They want to go outside, gotta get a body.

Speaker 4

Yeah, yeah, go be creative. Go figure out something you live with you for the rest of your life. You got to figure out what you like and how to be with you alone. Go play, I'm not your entertainment. Go figure out yourself. Go talk to yourself, go, go away cuz.

Speaker 1

Too many people believe that solitude is loneliness and it's not. It's not, it is not. But a lot of people believe that I can't be by myself, I can't do this, I can't. You keep saying that and of course you're not gonna do it. I.

Speaker 4

Actually do enjoy my alone time even more now, especially with these children.

Speaker 1

Yeah, for sure I love solitude. Solitude is the latest shit in the world I get to like the only person I would not. I mean, I don't lie to my girl, but the one person I will not lie to is myself, like that should be the only person in this world that you shouldn't lie to Like. But people do it people do it, you gotta live with that shit. Yeah, they gotta go touch grass, they really.

Speaker 4

Butterfly is not a bird stop it, stop it, oh lord that squirrel is not a cat son. It's a bear that is not a damn dog. Are you seeing a video? No bitch, that is a bear. I.

Speaker 1

These animals finna evolve into some shit because they can say gonna be outside. They're gonna turn into something completely different. Yeah, you'll never be lonely, if you like the person. You're alone with facts. You out here, spit your vacation. Spit, I'll knock all this shit over right now. You. Oh yeah, vacation spin.

Speaker 4

I miss, I miss good so much.

Speaker 2

I miss great stupid.

Speaker 3

You.

Travel Experiences and Dwight Howard's Controversy

Speaker 1

Yeah, love being by myself, don't know people. Yeah, it's true, man, you gotta enjoy it. And I mean, I look, okay, I get it. You know people are there on this, my tribe, my village, I get that's cool, you know the ideology behind it. But if it's filled with poison, or if it's filled or has people in there that are rotten, what good is your village, what good is your, your, your tribe? I guess it means nothing if it's just, if it's easily infiltrated with bullshit, with with, with misconceptions, with right like what. Come on man, come on like miss me with all that shit. Get yourself right first and everything else will be alright should be first date less smoking.

Speaker 1

Eat, hey what y'all eating. Though what's your what y'all eating, bunny? But yeah, man, you gotta get, you gotta get your mind right, you can't. You work on you first and then.

Speaker 4

Yes, you can always work on you. That's never gonna stop. But at least love you. Find something that you love about yourself.

Speaker 1

Just a little bit.

Speaker 4

Everybody's gonna have something to say it'll come for you. You could be the prettiest person in the world. They can be like damn my forehead big because I said it should about Rihanna every time and I think she's the baddest bitch. Yes oh, just know that you're gonna always have a flaw to somebody.

Speaker 1

Yes it means love your flaws, regardless of what somebody else says so when it, when they do come, it'd be like water on the ducks back.

Speaker 3

Oh baby.

Speaker 1

Look at that, he meant the highest speed. I fuck with it. Go ahead, go ahead. I see, I see you keep me. Salute sir. Just got back from Jersey was one of the best trips ever took by myself. Listen, the one of the best trips I ever took was by myself, so it was fun and I almost panicked. So Thailand oh. Thailand was fucking hands down. It's a black man's paradise.

Speaker 4

You should like I'm.

Speaker 1

I just want people to get out of Jamaica. I wanted people to get out of the, out of the Caribbean area. Okay, it's just go somewhere else. There's a whole, there's a whole South American continent. Like people can go there, like.

Speaker 4

In the way they be snapping phones and beating up people. I'm a little scared of Brazil by myself. I don't know myself, but Italy, I think I could do that. One alone It'll be, part of Africa that I definitely will love to travel.

Speaker 1

I really want to go to Nigeria, mm-hmm. Oh my god, it looks so beautiful Seeing people do the water dance in the middle of the street.

Speaker 4

I'm gonna get my gf.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I'm gonna get my gf yeah.

Speaker 1

Chicks with Dick's land. Huh, I heard, is beautiful though.

Speaker 4

The White Howard said is the best.

Speaker 1

First of all, the White Howard was in Taiwan.

Speaker 4

Okay, my bad.

Speaker 1

And it's not chicks with dick's land, because the way Thailand is set up, you have to. They have to be on a certain street. You have to go looking for it. It's illegal for them to be out and about with the commerce. So if you, if you've ever heard somebody oh man, I got tricked. No, no, no. They went looking for that Because it is a country law. They cannot just be out.

Speaker 4

Roll up on and I oh, she just rolled up on me no.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you wrote up them for that very reason, for that very reason. So, yeah, you, you have to go to a particular street or area for you to go and Partaking that, if that's your thing.

Speaker 4

Oh.

Speaker 1

Yes, they do. There's called. The was called walking street, oh yeah. And patio, the shit's fire. Yeah, and that's not the. Not with the what Commoner yes, yeah, you can't. You can't be with the, with the regulars man, the commoners Can't be, because everybody be drunk, can't be fucking them up Last year. What a Switzerland is beautiful. I've only been to the airport, but Switzerland is beautiful from what I saw. So they just can't be free ballin in the street? Yeah, they can't do that. They can't do that, griggs. Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 4

He definitely wouldn't look in for it when I was station over there.

Speaker 1

They told you see, yeah you have to. If there's no way, you can be like oh man, what?

Speaker 4

What you mean. I was like I'm gonna see you through though.

Speaker 3

Don't.

Speaker 4

And maybe they, maybe they'd like the white Howard.

Speaker 1

They're not gay, they just like some freaky shit listen, but don't come back and tell me that bullshit ass story. Oh man, you know it ain't even tell I don't know that's saying anything.

Speaker 4

I don't think you should say nothing. Just enjoy your trip and enjoy your experience. But that's the guilty conscience.

Speaker 1

That's the like. Okay, if it was somebody like Can you imagine being around somebody like grit? So they were like oh, you went to chicks with Dix land and that shit would trigger you Because you did some freaky. That's how them stories come out.

Speaker 4

And like I was just being funny, but go ahead, she probably would never mean it, for no damn story like what.

Speaker 1

Great, stop it, wait. What part's illegal, though, having? Tits and Going going selling the dick with the tits combo. It's the same shit. It's. The combo is the number two. I like freaky shit. Oh my god, snake alley, y'all just snap.

Speaker 3

Oh.

Speaker 1

That shit killed. She said chicks with dicks, tits and dicks. Come on man come on grits, gotta relax.

Speaker 4

Got to chill. I like you chilling grits.

Speaker 1

It's. It's not illegal for them to be what they are. It's illegal for them to be what they are in the public eye and selling it. Yeah, can't do that, but you can be what you, what you is, but you the one it's.

Speaker 4

You.

Speaker 3

Here I would have.

Speaker 4

And I feel like we didn't say they could not we didn't.

Speaker 1

I think we said it like four times, that was it we did really. Chicks with digs. Come on man, stop doing that. Stop, just stop Thailand was lit though. Yeah, you gotta stop that to tell me like you can get that shit. It's good, it's cool. Yeah, you're right. I Almost asked where they get the dicks from, but I figured it's the tits they added, not the pain. All right, we're gonna get up out of here, man. Oh.

Speaker 4

I'm mad she making me think really hard about this. You know what I'm done.

Speaker 1

Grits. I got a question, mm-hmm. No, I wait, I wait. No, with this we're done. Thank y'all for joining us. That yeah, yeah, yeah, he actually been there. You know, that's yeah. That's wow that he see, I've never met somebody else that's actually been there. That's crazy. Thailand fire, thailand, fucking fire. It's one of them like secret society.

Speaker 4

So wait, you didn't answer my question earlier. Before we go real quick, you don't think okay? So it says Dwight Howard lawyer confirms he had sexual relations with with men With a man in that online, but the nines any sexual assault happened claims the visual is starting the situation for money. Do you see sexual assaults? That these men or he was just having some freaky ass time and these people just trying to out him for it?

Speaker 1

Oh, I just think he's being free. This nigga's seven foot Fucking weird. He's seven feet tall.

Speaker 4

Okay, so that makes him, well, yeah, milton the new Milton boys weird. To from love is blind. He's weird. He's seven, he's damn near seven foot two as well, seven foot people weird, yeah, it's weird. The oxygen.

Speaker 1

It takes a long time to communicate from the brain. It's weird, so I do.

Speaker 4

You just automatically know it's just natural. If it ain't natural, to shut the fuck up prototype, all right what is doing, like what they was doing the J2P. This ain't the first time he didn't got in trouble with this. I'm not trouble, but they've been outed. Oh, you kind of one like is this some truth to it?

Speaker 1

Right because I listen, I'm all for you, for you to do your little. Do whatever freaky shit you want to do, bro, go go do your thing. You ain't got a good on the internet and be like you know, this is what I'm doing. Yeah, I like this, unless you just make it money off of it. I don't know, I doubt it because you're you're still trying to get to the NBA.

Speaker 4

Not too many straight black men make money off this. That's true. Let's talk about soon as what's his name. Came out and said he was bisexual Joe. Yes his stuff started kind of like crumbling straight. Black men, don't make money off of this.

Speaker 1

It's very true, you're not so blown out there You're not, you're not getting anything the funny shit about it is, even in the gay community they look at bisexual people as like the black sheep of the the community.

Speaker 4

You're confused. You're so confused, yeah. So just them Okay it's just them for sure they're confused.

Speaker 1

But hey, I'm asking question.

Speaker 4

That was my question to the sexual assault part. Is the question for me like that he really just I?

Speaker 1

Don't, I don't, I don't think, I think. I don't think he assaulted them, I just assaulted him. I think it's just Somebody's trying to blackmail, trying to get some money up out of them. You know, extortion. Whatever the case may be, what I do with my junk in the bed ain't nobody.

Speaker 4

All right, this was a great show.

Speaker 1

I go hard on the hardwood doesn't mean I can't dunk it in the bedroom the way Howard stop. Stop we're gonna get up out of here. I Would have think I Missed. Thank y'all for tuning in for real. Hello, what is it? Yeah, they don't like us bees, but they running around identifying their squirrels.

Speaker 4

No, no, no, don't play this song. Play the Chris Brown, song again, oh.

Speaker 1

Oh hey we. That's a good topic. Actually, we kind of breach that. Yeah, we breached that, but we didn't really because we're not, because why?

Speaker 4

why there's nothing to reach great straight. Who was that they're fighting with his life the other day? I am a heterosexual man and I didn't find as a heterosexual man and that's what I want to talk about who was that? I mean, I went off, was a young baby, was a young guy Like a lot of want to go to the club before much, but you gave me a. I should be able to write say I don't want to do that Cuz I am heterosexual.

Speaker 1

I didn't for his life, okay oh that it's crazy how that's like an indictment against your character.

Speaker 4

Read the last comment. Read that I do.

Speaker 1

I Prototype. See y'all later. Hey man, thanks to tuning in, just remember. Oh, life's gonna flash before you guys. Just make sure it's worth watching. I want to thank some of Tammy for.

Speaker 2

I'm still a man salute the grits.

Speaker 1

Hey man, thank y'all. Everybody just spam, share, like whatever you want to do, you know.

Speaker 3

Share. Thank y'all.

Speaker 1

Yeah awesome oh we're gonna get up out of here. Man See y'all.

Speaker 3

Hmm.

Speaker 1

Bye y'all, and we are out of the clear there was.