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Ever wonder how your favorite cologne or oil impacts your personal style? Or how about the vibe Go-Go music brings to the DMV area? We begin our conversation with these seemingly light-hearted topics, but swiftly transition into more serious discussions such as the alleged abusive behavior of Diddy and the controversial past of LL Cool J. We pour our hearts out about the disappointment in the hip hop community for protecting individuals like Diddy, and shake our heads at the influence of wealth and fame on behavior. 

Buckle up as we dive into the world of untouchability in the entertainment industry, and wrestle with the potential fallout of canceling artists. Even Jamie Foxx isn’t safe from our discussions as we delve into the allegations against him and the complex dynamics of sexual misconduct in the industry. Stuck in the throes of adulthood? We share our struggles and give out some dealership advice that could save you a penny or two. 

Towards the end of our discussion, we go down memory lane, reminiscing about fashion trends from the late 90s and early 2000s, and how financial struggles have impacted our shopping habits. We also lighten the mood with some banter about fast food, movies, and Tesla cars. With sensitivity and cancel culture being two prominent themes in today's society, we conclude our talk by addressing the impact of both on our ability to express ourselves freely, and how it has affected the music industry. So, get ready for an episode filled with humor, insight, and hard-hitting discussions.

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Discussing Go-Go Music and Diddy

Speaker 2

I do gate, keep my colognes and stuff.

Speaker 1

Why.

Speaker 2

Because I don't want niggas walking around smelling like me Shit weird.

Speaker 1

As if you got the only bottle of this particular cologne and no one else is gonna like it. It's not weird?

Speaker 2

No, it's not that it's cause I use oils too. I use oils.

Speaker 1

You smart.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I don't just use cologne, it's cologne and oil. So if I tell you my combination, then it's just like what was I doing this for?

Speaker 1

I got you. I see the shoes talking about.

Speaker 2

Like I'll tell you, I'll pick it up and you can come down. Yeah, I'll tell you the cologne and the RV.

Speaker 1

But I'm not gonna tell you what I'm paired it with.

Speaker 2

No, not doing that. How you did that, I don't know.

Speaker 1

No, I understand Guilty good, Niggas up back. Hey, this don't smell like that. You don't even know where it is.

Speaker 2

There's some bullshit right here.

Speaker 1

You just like chemistry, or chemistry is different.

Speaker 2

You just yeah, hey, drink water.

Speaker 1

Right. Yeah, you didn't eat the right meal that day, like you gotta, you know.

Speaker 2

I heard, if you eat fruits and come out, come out your pores, yeah it makes you more potent.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you didn't eat enough strawberries that day, bro.

Speaker 2

All lies.

Speaker 1

What, what.

Speaker 2

Not doing that shit. Oh, man, and and we're live, we're live, we're live, we're live. Yeah, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody, welcome, Hello, welcome to the show. It was wonderful Saturday. I hope everybody's doing great, doing grand. Tap in in the comments, say what's up, stay for a good little time. You know we're gonna do a little little show for y'all. Like to hear, hear go. This is Grits in the car for me. Kiss my grits. We're missing submissive Tammy. But she, she, she shall return, she shall return. Thanks, but I don't know, grits, do you like live music right?

Speaker 1

Live music yeah.

Speaker 2

Like instrumentation bands and all that stuff.

Speaker 1

Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.

Speaker 2

Are you familiar or have you heard of Go-Go music?

Speaker 1

I've heard of it.

Speaker 2

yes, You're well traveled. I have some vibes for you From my, my native land. It's, it's Go-Go, we were what are you a Nicarian when? Are you from? No, virginia, yeah, dmv area.

Speaker 1

A Nicarian. Okay, yeah, so.

Speaker 2

We're gonna play some Go-Go for you guys. This is a UCB band, cause people been asking who the fuck am I playing and I just randomly play it. Yeah, so for a Saturday vibes, let's go. Man Ladies, we got something special for y'all tonight. You know what I'm saying. I think y'all gonna enjoy this one right here.

Speaker 2

You know what I'm saying. You roll with it. Roll with it. Yeah, I don't know what y'all gonna do. Y'all gonna keep frontin' the night or y'all gonna get on it. You know what I'm saying. Hey, they're gonna get it tonight, man, you know what I'm saying. Let it go. They choose, sassy lady, what. Give me your love girl. Make some surprise. Roll with it. Roll with it. Hey, go boss, sassy lady, we're gonna cut it off when they they get into the vibe. They get into the vibe's too heavy, so we're gonna cut it off in a little bit.

Speaker 2

Hold on, roll with it, roll with it, sassy lady. Hey, you wanna see. Give me your love girl. Hey, roll with it, roll with it. Come on, girl, sassy lady, let's get it down. Let it go. Hey, rob, I wanna rock your world. We gotta do this one more time, rob. Hey, let it go. I wanna hook up with you on Saturday, saturday. I'll hook you up on Saturday, saturday. We can go and catch a man in there. Hey, girl, believe it, that's that shit man. So it sound like they banging on trash cans and shit, but it's lit.

Speaker 1

I like it.

Speaker 2

I'll hook with Go Go Music. That's the one thing that I miss about Virginia. It's the only thing I miss, it's the Go Go Music, that shit is so lit that's popular out there. Yes, yes, a lot of people listen to Go Go Music and don't know it. I can say it's more. It's been made popular by Wale Demi Clems. Yeah.

Speaker 1

He's made that sound.

Speaker 2

What was that song? He had a song that was real Go Go heavy. I think it was the one with Lady Gaga, when he had Lady Gaga on there. God, what's the name of that song?

Speaker 1

Oh, you want my remembering to remember?

Speaker 2

No no, I know it, I know it.

Speaker 1

I hope you never lie at all.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, oh, chilling, chilling, I think that's what it is.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I remember that song.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I just.

Speaker 1

I think I remember that I think, is that it?

Speaker 2

Yes, you can hear the drums. Looking at, looking at, looking at me. Yeah, look at that. Look at how they're looking at me. Eyes are sticking like honey on beat. What happened to Lady Gaga?

Speaker 1

Wait, was that Lady Gaga? Yeah, I don't know. She started acting. I mean, you know she's not a bad actress.

Speaker 2

No, for real, I ain't seen it. I ain't seen the shit.

Speaker 1

She. You need to watch House of oh my God, hold on. First of all, I did not know this story. House of Gucci Okay, Okay, I did not know the backstory to Gucci. I did not know that at this point and for a very long time, no one in the Gucci family is even connected to Gucci anymore Because of the bitch.

Speaker 2

Oh word.

Speaker 1

The role, the role that she play. Let me tell you something the way that she did this man and the way that she did this family. This is a true story. She's actually a really good actress. You should watch it. House of Gucci. Watch it. Okay, Watch it.

Speaker 2

I'm gonna check it out. The last movie I seen she was this, not the one with with the white dude from the Hangover. That's not it right.

Speaker 1

No.

Speaker 2

Where she was singing that. Do it with him. This is not it.

Speaker 1

No, okay.

Speaker 2

Okay, cool, yeah, I watched that?

Speaker 1

No, she don't do no singing in this.

Speaker 2

Okay, house of Gucci, I watched that Watch it Great movie. Oh, you heard of it, is that it?

Speaker 1

What she said.

Speaker 2

Repeat what you said. Repeat it. You get the story behind the Gucci.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, it's the backstory to Gucci. It is.

Speaker 2

I'm sick of y'all. It is little connection. Y'all got going on right now Cause all right, so did he.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

On this great and beautiful Saturday evening, we spoke about Diddy a little bit.

Speaker 1

We did.

Speaker 2

We didn't really touch on it too tough. I listened back to the episode. You really gave a lot of Tammy say he did all that shit.

Speaker 1

He did every single bit of it.

Speaker 2

I'm not denying that. I'm not denying that. I just like that. You educated a lot of people, and myself included, about Diddy and pretty much lawsuits all together. My thing is this recently, aaron Hall has come out.

Speaker 1

That man right there gives me the rapiest of rapiest of rapier vibes ever to be given to anybody.

Speaker 2

Is our Kelly, june Our Kelly.

Speaker 1

June Nah, he gave it to me way harder than our Kelly ever did. Like he's almost to me, he's just like blatantly like just out there. I'm going to destroy your home. I don't give a fuck how you feel about it, I don't care if you like it or not. You know at least our Kelly saying the draws off of you, not Aaron Hall, no.

Speaker 2

But I don't think. I don't think that I shouldn't be laughing at that. Okay, so Aaron Hall? Yeah, that man is evil. I will referring to Diddy, or I don't know about Aaron Hall. I wasn't a big fan of his. The only song that I really know is the one, yes, standing there in the curtains.

Speaker 1

She was hard.

Speaker 2

I was like, like.

Speaker 1

that video definitely got the tears out of me.

Discussion on Abuse and Compartmentalization

Speaker 2

Yeah, I was like dude, he's the eye. But I seen a lot of people confusing and I want to come to the aid of sex positive people. I don't want this to be confused because people are like, people are seeming to confuse rape and men just generally like approaching women, being with a woman sexually or doing things that is kind of lit, or while I want to say number one, consent is number one, is top tier. So don't ever think that you know, when you get into the choking, when you get into the, the, the wild shit of sex like this is what this is, because there is a side of sex where, like BDSM, where you do and you can lock people up you can't, but it's not against their will, it's never against their right now.

Speaker 1

There's an understanding? Yes.

Speaker 2

And it's just.

Speaker 1

I don't want this to turn into a big kink shaming, like spree, like all that shit's weird, like did he is weird because he is Well he's demented Weird is not the word I'm going to say demented, because clearly, based off of the things that the Cassie has told and even the things that other people have said in their interviews, he's a cut called. He likes to watch. Nothing wrong with that. I myself am a lawyer. I like to watch. There's nothing wrong with being a cook at all. It's the other shit. That's the problem.

Speaker 2

That's what I'm saying. But you know, everybody just balls it all up and I just I don't want people. I want people to be able to compartmentalize. They're they're not hate, but like they're disgust, they're disdain, their disagreement. I don't want it to all just forward into one thing and now we're just throwing this ball back and forth, like, oh, this is bad, all of it is bad, and it's really not.

Speaker 1

And then to assume everybody who participates in these types of things are is like disgusting and deranged as he is.

Speaker 2

It's not the case. It is not the case. I will never condone kidnapping, beating women, none of that shit. Whatever the fuck he did, that shit is is off the chain. I believe he did it All of it. I just think that this is just a bigger conversation for us to have as a community, because niggas are scared to talk about this Like fuck him, they, they, he'll, he'll cut off deals, He'll cut out there. Come on, bro, come on.

Speaker 1

This is no different thing. I mean, I guess you know all great empires fall and everything is going fucking crumbled. Eventually, when what y'all be doing in the dark comes to light, it was inevitable. It was going to come eventually. Yes, and with all of the all of the gossip and the rumors and things that people told and they interviews in the past, where they were just talking but wasn't doing it in like a way where they was really talking bad or trying to expose them, they were just talking, yeah, like just telling stories, right, it was inevitable that somebody was eventually going to put their foot down and get the courage to be like yo, bro, actually did some real wild shit to me, some really just outlandishly out of line wild shit.

Speaker 1

The problem is is that I think a lot of people are like, um, well, I mentioned this last week where they're like, well, why would you just take money instead of, at this point, a lot of the people that are talking, the time is past, money is all they can get out of it. And people are like, well, why didn't you speak up when it happened? People have to understand if you've never been, if you've never been abused, if you are one of Sky Daddy's favorites, and you have never been sexually assaulted. You ain't never been abused, neglected, mistreated, berated, whatever. None of those things that I get how. You don't understand why somebody who goes through that would not speak up in the moment.

Speaker 2

Mm, hmm, mm hmm.

Speaker 1

She. He put her in a position where, just talking about Cassie, he put her in a position where she was dependent on him. He had control over her music. He had control over her money. He had control over the deals that she could. She could sign to, her endorsements, her modeling gigs. He used those things to scare her, to basically coerce her to do the shit that he wanted to do, on top of the physical abuse. Yeah, You're scared for your life. You're scared for your financial status. You're scared for your friends. Because she also tells the story about how her homegirl got into it, how he hung another one of her homegirls off of the balcony, Like they talk about the story with Kid Cudi's car. They talk about how he hung a wallay out the fucking window, Like when you're scared for people you care about too, yes, you will sit the fuck back and shut up.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

And then, when you finally get away, you have a whole healing journey to go through.

Speaker 2

I think the whole, I think okay, I think this is really, really bad for the hip hop community as a whole Agreed, because these, these are our well, not for everybody, but, depending on your region, these are our heroes. These are the people we looked up to. Growing up, we thought these people was cool. I don't know, I never thought Diddy was cool. I thought he was low key corny, because the way he danced I didn't like that shit. I thought it was corny, okay, but he I admire everybody's videos, so God damn bad.

Contemplating the Impact of Cancelling Artists

Speaker 2

Yes, but I, I I admire his business mind. His business mind phenomenal, fucking phenomenal. But I guess when you that that bunch of a genius, you end up going to Kanye route, you either go to Kanye route or you be the R Kelly route.

Speaker 1

It's one of the two, it's just like so you're going to go to crazy route or you go the Demented route. Yeah, it's one of the two, it's no, it's no some of them, I think, go both, yeah, but I think there's a lot of there's. I don't think I know, and I'm sure everybody probably agrees, there's a lot of secrets in that community and when you get to that space in the industry, in the entertainment industry and that money level, yeah, there's a lot of secrets and a lot of fuck shit that happens.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

I believe A lot, I believe. And and when you get to a certain point, like I'm not even going to hold you Now, would I ever rig James a bitch and lock her in the basement and, you know, put Coke in her vagina like Richard Pryor and do some kind of shit that they did? Hell to the fuck. No, but I will tell you this If I ever have a net worth of $900 million, which happens to be Diddy's net worth today, nigga, it's a lot of shit you couldn't fucking tell me.

Speaker 2

Yeah, oh, for sure.

Speaker 1

It's so much shit you couldn't tell me. There's so many things I would feel untouchable about Fucking peasantry, like what is y'all talking about right now?

Speaker 2

You know where I came from, you know what I do, you know who I am.

Speaker 1

Who do you think you are to breathe my oxygen? What Are you going to talk to me? You know so, I know, I know for a fact. And then when you get away with something for such a long time like that, cockiness is real and this is something that I'm aware of just from all of the true crime stories that I read. When people get away with some shit for years and years and years and years doing the same fuck shit, they feel, they literally feel untouchable. Then you add millions of dollars to that. I guarantee you, this man didn't think this was going to happen. Take that and then I don't know. Then again I don't know, because I'm going to talk about this to you real quick.

Speaker 1

I think I sent you that video, remember? I sent you that video where they broke down how, when Diddy started, he started out with him, heavy D, andre Harrell and Kim Porter, and I'll be sure, out of the five of them, only two are still alive. One almost died. Out of the five of them the three that are dead one, two, three, three that are dead they all had the same cause of death.

Speaker 2

Hmm, hmm, you believe. Let me ask you, you believe, hold on, hold on there's another one.

Speaker 1

Wait a minute, there's another one. Out of all of them, out of the five, four of them. When the process of writing tell all books, Hello.

Speaker 2

Hello.

Speaker 1

So I don't know. I mean y'all, do y'all math. My math is saying you know, you know murder plus exposure equals Diddy. But I don't fucking know. Maybe I need to carry a couple of exponents, I don't know. You sure about that?

Speaker 2

Like you, sure about that? I don't fucking know this nigga Diddy up there up at the crib, just on top of the world, listening to his own music. Hey yo Just you ready, let's do it Diddy, he ain't going nowhere. Come on, man.

Speaker 1

You know what we fucked up though?

Speaker 2

What.

Speaker 1

I want you to consider this. So they already tried to cancel R Kelly and just consider how much music in the industry R Kelly has touched Right.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

Not just music he's written, he's produced. Just just consider, if you cancel R Kelly and cancel all of that, right yeah, you take that huge chunk of music out. Now, if they turn around and they cancel Diddy and you take that out, we ain't go have no fucking music left from the nineties.

Speaker 2

We're done.

Speaker 1

We won't have any music left from the nineties.

Speaker 2

All we have is that that era when that new jack swing, when Teddy Raleigh was. Do wake me up.

Speaker 1

Just let me sleep. Yeah, that's the 90s.

Speaker 2

That's all it's gonna be.

Speaker 1

Oh, I love that's it. Oh, with R Kelly and Diddy both.

Speaker 2

It's a wrap.

Speaker 1

White dog, it's a wrap. Nineties music is done.

Speaker 2

It's done, but I'm not canceling it.

Speaker 1

That's me personally. I'm not.

Speaker 2

This nigga made victory. This is gonna sound so bad. This nigga made victory. I can't get. I can't get rid of that. I can't bust the rhymes with rhyming on. He was sitting on top of a building like a gargle rapping. That shit was amazing to me. I can't, I can't do that. Happy birthday, rj.

Speaker 1

Happy birthday yeah.

Controversial Topics

Speaker 2

I can. Yeah, they damn sure warned everybody. It's just yeah, I can't, man, I can't get rid of this guy, like as much as I want to hate him, him and Mace, the shit he did with total Like, come on.

Speaker 1

I love me some total, and that's another thing that I'm like you guys have to consider. Anybody who does not believe the allegations, I mean, you're entitled to your own opinion.

Speaker 2

I'm not for sure.

Speaker 1

But if you just looked at how this man dealt in business and how dirty he did people with business, y'all really think he wasn't behind closed door doing some fuck shit.

Speaker 2

Fucking everybody literally.

Speaker 1

And a lot of them in the is about to expire and I told you about that law in California Yep, a lot of them in the is going to expire and that California law does not have an expiration date law like the New York law. Oh, although the New York law expired yesterday Yesterday was it. The California law did not give an expiration date.

Speaker 2

Damn.

Speaker 1

So, for I know some of you guys are probably wondering, like, why am I looking down my timelines and is everybody's being sued right now for sexual assault? Because that should expire yesterday? And motherfuckers had to take advantage of the only time that they had left.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

To get some sort of retribution.

Speaker 2

Yeah, for sure. Okay, you think Jamie Foxx did it.

Speaker 1

I hate, I hate. If she white, I ain't seen her.

Speaker 2

I see that was the that was fucked up.

Speaker 1

If she's white, I'm going to say yes, mmm Jamie, don't like my girls, mmm.

Speaker 2

You think you hey, yo, you think he touched chopper.

Speaker 1

I don't, I don't. I hate to say this, but when Jamie Foxx is another one, granted, he does not have a net worth the same as Diddy's Right, but he definitely has a reach.

Speaker 2

Yes, he has a great reputation and influence.

Speaker 1

Yeah, and shit can get to your head too, like I don't know what the circumstances of that one because I didn't read. I didn't read the details on that one.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I didn't read it, I just saw the headline.

Speaker 1

I was like I'm not going to put it again. I'm not putting anything past anybody, male or female. Yeah, in the entertainment.

Speaker 2

That's the flip side. There's a female side of this that ain't really going around either. That's not making a head. I don't know who would make these headlines, but there's a flip side to this, because women are hella aggressive and it's a lot of shit Like it's an uncomfortable feeling when a woman is that aggressive. It's very uncomfortable. I ain't gonna hold it.

Speaker 1

I'll never go before anything. It would definitely be for grabbing random ass in the entertainment if I was ever going to be soon Now as I got a little bit older. I learned to ask and women usually say yes. Here's the thing Women usually say yes.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

But you know, when you was younger and you was in your 20s, there's something about us Girls are creeps.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

And we are more innocent than you guys are.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

And we are openly creeps with each other.

Speaker 2

Absolutely.

Speaker 1

And we can be very pansy, yes.

Speaker 2

I've seen it.

Speaker 1

So when I was younger it was gritty, shaky ass. I'm finna, you know what I'm saying. But as I got older I probably say in my early 30s I started asking like I'll be like damn girl, your ass fat, can I grab it? And a lot of times they'd be like, yeah, it was this one girl. Oh Lord, I wish I would have took a picture with this girl. I don't know what this girl was. I gotta tell y'all about this girl. I think she was some kind of Hispanic, spaniard, latina. She was something right. She had an oil black. She was real, real pretty.

Speaker 1

It was downtown here in Las Vegas, standing in front of don't remember the name of the club, don't matter. She walked by us. Everybody in line was like, damn, this got some pretty ass titties, right, yes, but then she got some pretty ass titties. I said it's a lot of this, hell right. And everybody in line was like, yeah, right. So she walked by again, going the other direction. Everybody look at her again. I'm like y'all could be some suckers if y'all won't. So I'm going to fucking speak up. She walked by again. She come to walk by. I stopped her. I said I don't mean to be rude, baby girl, but you got some pretty ass titties. I don't mean no disrespect, y'all can get that shit off.

Speaker 2

I mean real.

Speaker 1

She said, yeah, they were. I said can I squeeze them? She said, yeah, and then she put her titties out for me. This is that's what. Okay, that made my night.

Speaker 2

Y'all can get that shit off. Man, we can, we can, we can. It doesn't matter how swab you think you are with that shit. It's, a man cannot get that shit off, no matter what.

Speaker 1

But this thing that y'all can do, that we can't do, so I mean it's it's only fair, like what? Oh, yeah, when I speak a something I'll let you know, but right now I just I know there's something you can do that we can't.

Speaker 2

That's how you are. I was the one who said it.

Speaker 1

She didn't speak English. Nigga, I was going to learn it hey, bad money Fire. Hey, google, how you say titties and Spanish, like I was going to figure it out. Come on, say these Uh, melons, I don't know what to call them. Chattis, cheech, I don't know, but she was too far for me to just let her walk by and not let her know.

Speaker 2

Excuse me, man, your booty is so big and nice. I wish I had an attachment. I would be a major. Oh, let me wake up tomorrow.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you, you would you go to town, I'm going to be out here clapping.

Speaker 2

Everything would have hold. What are you talking about? What is he talking about?

Speaker 1

I think that's the misconception though.

Speaker 2

Like you know everybody's, you got to think okay, you're not going to look the way you look now, I can't be a pretty chick with a dick.

Speaker 1

I didn't ask for nothing else to change.

Speaker 2

I asked for nothing else to change.

Speaker 1

I said sky daddy, if I get one wish let me wake up and give me 48 hours with a dick and balls. So so you just want to look like you Girls think I'm pretty I have a better chance.

Speaker 2

So you don't think that that is like, that are like know where your chances of like beating no, no, no, you think that increase it? I don't think it'll lower it, it might increase that. I mean, you get a two for one.

Speaker 1

What y'all gonna tell you. You get a two for one and as a as a previous woman, I know what's going to feel good. It was not going to feel good. I mean my first couple of times will probably go Accidentally, get it in the wrong hole. Maybe, you know, might landed on your forehead by mistake. Like you know it's going to. It's a learning curve. But by the third one, oh, I got this. Oh, I got this. Oh, I got this. I got this, I got this. Oh, I got this.

Speaker 2

Oh, so you think you're going to be 40 something? Just pound town it, that's just. You're not going to sleep at any point in time. You're not going to pop a blue diamond.

Speaker 1

You ain't going to pop, you ain't never, you ain't never took an EPL, epl. Keep you up for a good. Oh, yeah, that keep you up for a good 36.

Speaker 2

That do you know? I do Legit it. Do Eyes be looking like a demon? She's be all no white.

Speaker 1

All right, all right, all right. I'm seeing everything Are you straight man yeah. I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, I'm great. I'm seeing everything what you talking about Niggas you ain't blinked in the last 15 hours.

Speaker 2

We don't.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2

I'm having so much fun. I just got to stay away for 48 hours.

Speaker 1

I can do this. That's true, though that's fucking true. Hell, no.

Speaker 2

They absolutely still going to. Let me hit if I haven't Yo yo wow. Why do y'all feel like, oh my God, that's wild to me. Maybe y'all know something that I don't know. Yeah, I think y'all, because y'all make y'all the advertisement the way. Y'all did that Two for one special, and you, that's nuts pun intended. I just wanted to be a Mando bird. Oh shit, that big. What's wrong with her?

Speaker 1

No sleep necessary. I'm just trying to fuck with her.

Speaker 2

I got a goal. Why you made. That's how they be on X.

Speaker 1

They ain't tripping, I'm just trying to get it.

Speaker 2

I'm just trying to get it why they be on X. They ain't tripping Like bro. That is not just fucking shots.

Speaker 1

Why do I need other bigger features? That's what I'm saying, all right, let me tell you something. Consider, just consider the current climate of the world, how most women don't want to be bothered with y'all anyway. They still like penis. They just don't like y'all this is true. Okay, so I'm still a woman and I come with penis.

Speaker 2

That is trippy. That is fucking trippy for you to be out in the clubs and shit and just dancing, knowing that you got me doing the way they do, oh my. God, that's you. Yeah, it's going to disappear in 48 hours, so you might want to get this.

Speaker 1

You might want to hop on it right now. It's gonna be your only chance. I'm trying to bless you. I'm trying to bless you, you weren't it.

Speaker 2

Oh shit, they got some girls I can't take down as a woman. Oh shit, Y'all niggas spin my personality and a big dick is so. So y'all just like hybrid, like studs Like, because that's the way studs think.

Speaker 1

Studs just Is that how stuff is. Thing.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I got personality and dick. What up, fuck out of here.

Speaker 1

They usually don't be having. They usually don't be having personality, though. You know what? Let me take that back. Hold on, no, no, no, they usually have personality, but they don't be having looks. But then then tiktok taught me that there's some out there that got looks, but they're not the studs in the stems. They do it for me.

Speaker 2

So what's, what's?

Speaker 1

I'm good on many fresh.

Speaker 2

Ladies and gentlemen, what's?

Speaker 1

the stem.

Speaker 2

What's that A?

Speaker 1

stem is a feminine stud, so it's like the way.

Speaker 2

How is that even possible?

Speaker 1

Hold on, I shall show you a feminine stuff.

Speaker 2

Come on now.

Speaker 1

You know I see a stud and feminine all in one.

Speaker 2

I seen some bullshit the other day on tiktok. It was like this black gay dude with this white stud woman and they was together. I was like what the fuck is this? Like you said, is who she? That is? Which one? All the one that did the dances? That was yes, okay, step, okay. Yeah, she would put on makeup and shit and, yeah, she looked all right though she was all right. Some of them be fine.

Speaker 1

Some of them be fine.

Speaker 2

I forgot her her real name. I guess she was wow. But they also be tactic, so I mean, you got to think about it, you trying to be a man or think like a man. I just feel like Sturges overcompensate for a lot of shit. For shit, they have dick heavy. I just don't Like we got dick and we don't even act like that. But that's the thing that be pissing me off about. Studs like dudes don't even be doing all that shit they do like. Why is you?

Speaker 1

out here. I guess that does kind of go both ways because like, like there are a lot of like extremely flamboyant gay men and that women don't act like that. I don't know any woman who was born a woman. That that is this. You know a flamboyant, and some of them might be loud, some of them might be outspoken. Yeah, like, all the extra over done over exaggerated shit, women don't move, that's that's their thing, that's literally. That's that's literally that communities, that's them, that's not women.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

Damn. You know I'm fan yes, so I get it and that's just and I had asked.

Speaker 2

I asked Tammy that I was like how to? Let me ask you, how do you feel as a black woman being imitated by gay men like that Does?

Speaker 1

it not, imitate me. You know, they not imitate me. I don't feel no kind of way about it.

Speaker 2

Talk that, talk my burger don't be my dough. I'm returning. After you read it does that to me every time, like I Don't know what it is. She just writes stuff and I just be like, oh my god, like Relax, if I woke up with a little dick, I'm just gonna jack off and go back to sleep.

Speaker 1

That? That would be the thing like. I guess I need to be more specific. Sky daddy, I don't want a wee wee, you know, I want a dick. So, give me a dick.

Speaker 2

So what constitute as a dick? Because this is the thing, though, because you, a Lot of women, are size queens and pretend like they want what they want, but they don't really want what they want.

Speaker 1

Okay, well, I live in reality, and in the reality that I live in, I am aware that the, the vaginal canal that I have, the vaginal area that I have, is only so deep and for most women it is about five inches at the max. This is true for most women. This is like. There are those rare anomalies, like the girl in Australia. They got two vaginas and probably some bitch somewhere in a hood Somewhere with a vagina all the way up to her esophagus. That's not normal, that's right.

Speaker 1

Clit on a belly button 45 inches, right, which means that I am perfectly fine. I am perfectly satisfied with a Five and a half to six inches, honestly, and I need y'all to consider like this, right here, from your fingertip to the palm of your hand, it's about five inches, mm-hmm. Yeah, that's enough penis for me. That's okay, okay okay.

Speaker 2

So then you gotta ask them girth to okay.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna pencil penis. Don't. Don't do that to me either. I gotta have to just draw a whole blueprint. Wake up the wrong one. I'm gonna be.

Speaker 2

Me to sleepy dick. I don't understand. It don't work. I got ed for 48 hours. You know that's how you work.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it is a comedian boy every detail of what I'm talking about to get it right, because he will. He got Joe.

Speaker 2

He really do. Really do Y'all go it off nine to 13 as a?

Speaker 1

Okay, she wanted to come out of her throat.

Speaker 2

Whoo, whoa wow, I'm getting extends for my burgers. Extends you gonna get hers Shit. Oh, this is the stem.

Speaker 1

These are some stems. Those are some examples of stems.

Speaker 2

Wow, I Would show y'all, but it's not gonna benefit y'all, none. I'm sure they're aware you know what I never? I was thinking about this today actually. Why, like, see this will be fire cuz she fired. But I was thinking um why don't women use grills, why don't they use grills?

Speaker 1

and I ordered. I ordered a couple grills you did, I did, I have them. I think a woman with a grown her mouth is sexy, as long as fire don't have a full mouth.

Speaker 2

No, no, no, no mouth, not the full mouth.

Speaker 1

You can write, you can do an open face, yeah, maybe a couple clothes face. You could just do, like the border shit where just go across the top and come that that shit is. Fucking sexy but it's probably the toxic in me that likes it if I feel like people who wear that shit don't pay their bills. So sexy about you just being irresponsible.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I love that you don't pay bills. Come here.

Speaker 1

Adulting.

Speaker 2

That's crazy. Yeah, I love it when a woman has grills like that would be super fire, super fire.

Speaker 1

Yeah man?

Speaker 2

Yeah, that is he, they know they grill. Shit is fire man.

Speaker 1

When he looked at her. She's fired.

Speaker 2

I did. I ain't sitting no regular none, we none we babe, come here, you see, compare, just just say, when you see this woman, just say loud enough, is she fired or not? Because I just literally lost my train of thought. So yeah, she fired, yes, she, she fired, she legit fire. Yeah, that's a step, yeah, pure fire. She says she must be playing basketball.

Speaker 1

A lot of them do our athletics. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2

That's true. Oh yeah, you missed your card and you know what I thought? I don't. Okay, lot, lot of me. And tell me you've never had this happening. Let me see if you, if what, what type of life. Let me see what type of life you lead, and y'all tap in on the comments. When y'all heard the fucking garbage truck come down through your neighborhood, through your apartment complex, whatever the case may be, did you ever shit bricks and think it was a tow truck? Cuz you know your ass Forgot to make a car payment, didn't make a car payment and you thought the repo man was coming. I Didn't do that shit. Walk up at 3 4 in the morning like oh shit, with Fucking the niggas outside, and it's the trash truck. I Been broke for a minute now.

Speaker 1

Okay, it hasn't. It hasn't ever happened to me personally. However, it did happen To somebody I used to deal with in regards to a car that my dumb ass cosigned for, so does that count?

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

Yes, I count.

Speaker 2

Yes, it does. All right, I guess it count did your did your stomach drop or he his stomach dropped or her?

Speaker 1

stomach. Definitely, his stomach dropped, definitely the day that they found it, the day that they pulled up, we was at the house too.

Speaker 2

Oh, it was the real. Oh, they really came.

Speaker 1

They really came, they really, they really got his stomach used to drop all the time, like he was constantly peeking out the window, peeking out the window yeah but it was this. It was this one day where that peek out the window, that nigga looked at the right time because they had that bitch up and Dude. The tow driver was nice enough to let him get his stuff out the car, but that's fire, that's fire. Yeah. Yeah, they don't have to do that.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that is a sucky life to live. It's a sucky way to live. I ain't gonna hold you. I've had plenty of nights. Never again this is it's trash.

Speaker 1

I'm not moving nowhere. We're a supply port.

Speaker 2

I know that now. I know that now she Like it's Tuesday. What is that Shit?

Speaker 1

They don't put these on the cars anymore because they they passed the law where you. You can't do it. I think the law passed at the end of 2019. Um, but you know how they used to have the um what you gonna call it when they could shut the car off.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

So I used to work for credit acceptance. And Before it shuts the car off, you get like a 48 hour notice where it will start beeping non-stop. No, you got 48 hours before this shit shuts off. Now, mind you, it's not gonna shut off while you're driving it.

Speaker 1

Okay right, so, and it's, it's, it's auto, it's, it's automatic for it to shut it off, but on the other end, there is a switch that they could hit that will keep it from shutting off, or this switch that they Could hit the started to let you start it back up, right? Yeah, do this all the time, getting phone calls from people who are in their car and the beeping it's almost like it's literally like you hear the truck back up, be, yeah, but it don't stop it, don't pause, it don't be 48 hours. And it's it's to tell you that your shit is about to be shut off if you don't pay a bill Right. And to get calls from people who are like yo, my shit has been beeping for a whole day. I'm all my way to work if I tell about car off, about gonna be able to turn it back on. No, no, if you pay your bill right now, you probably could. You know you want to pay this car. No, bring your shit current, it'll keep it from, but otherwise, yeah, no that's some gangster shit.

Speaker 1

Yeah, a lot of people who used to call and be like yo my car is stuck in the driveway, it shut off, I can't, I can't get it back on. And now here's the fucked up part. That's step one is the shut off. Step two is we know where the car is. So guess who for to pull up and pick it up shit.

Speaker 2

I'm thinking I'm calling fucking stay farm people. They, these niggas, is coming to get my shit.

Speaker 1

This, I'm telling you these, these car companies was not playing that. There's a law, they passed a law. They can't do that anymore, they can't shut them off anymore. But um, that's crazy where you had aggressively.

Speaker 2

She said they still do that with it where she at.

Speaker 1

If, if the car company that you bought or the the lot that you bought your car from is still doing that, they break in the law.

Speaker 2

Oh Shit.

Speaker 1

Also, if you purchase your car and the car lot tells you that they have to put one of those on the car, that's also a lie.

Speaker 2

Mmm.

Speaker 1

You.

Speaker 2

Spittin facts out here. I like that, see, I ain't know that.

Speaker 1

People just trying to help my people. Don't let them tell you that they have to, because a lot of times they'll fill it, they'll let you drive it off the line and it'd be like, well, you have to come back so we can put no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a lie.

Speaker 2

That's crazy.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I'll be careful with these little mom-and-pop car dealer shops.

Speaker 2

Yeah, they'll fuck you over, for sure, and a lot of them is dirty. A lot of them ain't even legal, like you said. A lot of them is not legal.

Speaker 1

I can't do a lot of illegal shit.

Speaker 2

I know somebody personally that's you know, wow, shit Like damn. She says she in Louisiana. That's crazy Damn. Well, you know, yeah, but no longer live that life.

Speaker 1

Yeah, good, I'm glad, I'm happy.

Speaker 2

Elevated. Yeah, this is in my 20s, when I was fucking off 20s.

Speaker 1

I expected even 20. Yeah.

Speaker 2

Fucking off and shit. Just blowing my money on dumb shit. So right they go come get my shit and talk about your heart. Dropping Shit is a sad day. They signed the contract. Oh here, oh shit. She said they signed the contract there.

Speaker 1

I'm telling you it is illegal Across the country for them to put that shit on your car anymore. If you fall for it, you fall for it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I don't want to.

Speaker 1

What's this on there is on there. You can always get a you know around the way mechanic to take it off. They will take it off a few hundred dollars true. Don't let them tell you it has to be on there. Yeah, bunny, j Don't drive, don't let that be why you don't drive. Let that be why you pay your bills. You got the wrong lesson. You took the lessons the wrong way, honey. No.

Speaker 2

Oh fuck, with transportation being in.

Speaker 1

Take it the other way.

Speaker 2

Whoa my credit union car.

Speaker 1

The banks and the banks are the ones that the banks were the ones when the bank is who you financed the car through. The car lot will tell you all kind of shit, but I'm gonna tell y'all what's the smart thing to do is to call the bank that you are going to sign the contract with and ask all your questions. Don't ask the fucking car lot facts, don't ask the car dealership.

Speaker 2

That's facts.

Speaker 1

100% Don't and cannot, because your contract ain't, even with the fucking car I was with the bank.

Speaker 2

Yes. So the the best bet to piggyback on that is to get, um, get a check, a pre-written check, for however much your car is worth that you're going for and go and just then just go Into the dealership and say I want this, instead of just going in there because you go into a dealership they're gonna talk your fucking head off, try to sell you into some shit that you know you can't afford.

Speaker 2

And not a for and you're gonna be looking stupid, versus it's gonna change this. It'll change you from going in there from Three in the afternoon and leaving that closing. If you go in there with a check already, you say, hey, I want this car for this much and then that's that. There's no negotiating, it's no, you got the leverage. So you know, I learned that in my little little years on earth or whatever. Oh, and another thing Get Uninsured motorist insurance. That's another thing. Thank me later.

Speaker 1

That's a good one too.

LL Cool J's Controversial Past and Fashion

Speaker 2

Please get that Cuz. That shit will cover everything that well, depending on how much you you get, don't be cheap. Yeah, adulting one on one adulting one on one. Yeah, let's do that. We're bunny J. What is? Who is bunny J?

Speaker 1

Who is bunny J yeah?

Speaker 2

But he, j's a woman.

Speaker 1

Yes, okay.

Speaker 2

Okay, I just didn't want to. I didn't want to disrespect. Yeah pre-approval letter. Yes, yes, definitely do that. What else? Oh, oh, what was? What was the one hold on? What did I write you?

Speaker 1

Oh, there was something that I wanted you talking about in the Talk about El Coojay.

Speaker 2

Yes, that's who I was.

Speaker 2

So, El El Coojay has been in the news lately. Gentlemen, has been reek and havoc all across the internet. People is a bunny J. I was just making sure about each other. I just want to. I Want to do that, but El Coojay is Out here doing random things In his videos, his music videos, things that we thought, whereas I never. I Never thought El El was a bad guy. I never looked to him as like he was cool. I just don't like people telling me what the fuck to do or how to think about you by putting it in your name but, this man has been a menace.

Speaker 2

He's been a. I'm a nigga. I'm confusion now, but this man has been pouring hot chocolate on women's thighs and Licking it off.

Speaker 1

Is he getting consent before he does?

Speaker 2

this is the 90s and, yes, I believe it was consent this these are old videos.

Speaker 1

These are old videos he's doing today.

Speaker 2

No, these, he's not doing that today, but he's. You know, young kids are getting ahold of his, his old videos.

Speaker 1

Now I did see a clip of him in a barbershop getting a haircut, but he had his fitted on yes, yes, he's just.

Speaker 2

Why didn't we notice this? This is why I brought this up, because we didn't notice these things he poured. He had an actual jug of Hershey's chocolate and was pouring it on the ladies legs outside.

Speaker 1

Was it so like music videos?

Speaker 2

Yes, it was. It was a music video.

Speaker 1

It was video. I feel like I know this video.

Speaker 2

You know this video, you know this. I Think it's doing it well, I think it's doing it.

Speaker 1

Well, I'm doing it. Yeah, I think it's one of those.

Speaker 2

I mean, it might be the fact that this nigga was sitting there eating the apple in that video while watching the lady dance like what is happening important Stamina?

Speaker 1

hmm no.

Speaker 2

No, why didn't we notice these things about LL? Why is he like this?

Speaker 1

Now that I think about it, I really can't we just let this nigga, get this shit off. And I used to love his music videos, especially hey lover. I love that video.

Speaker 2

Niggas in at the bar with a fitted cap and a baseball jersey, unbutton with no shirt.

Speaker 1

We had other things going on, so much.

Speaker 2

And the ultimate, my ultimate thing this nigga was walking around with like a quarter mic stand and rapping Like he thought that shit was so hard. He had the mic and a quarter of the stand.

Speaker 1

This is the same man who started a fashion trend of putting one leg up and he still does that.

Speaker 2

He was in the airport. He was in the airport.

Speaker 1

He's still wearing that.

Speaker 2

Yes, they saw him in the airport. I think that's what started it, because he was in the airport.

Speaker 1

Hold on. I need y'all to understand. I was 13 years old when he started this. I am about to be 44. He's still doing it.

Speaker 2

He was in the airport, deadass who, like a current, I think, the Atlanta airport.

Speaker 1

Is he still wearing his visors upside down to the side? Is he still doing that one too?

Speaker 2

I didn't see he didn't have that on. He had on that little skull cap, he had a the bow while do rag on oh. Yeah, todd can eat my apple. Not tied caught a man. I was just, I was just confused, cuz, when headsprung came out, that's when like people was like starting to be like LL Ku J Watt, I Fucked with that song.

Speaker 1

I like that's wrong.

Speaker 2

I thought it was hard.

Speaker 1

Hey big.

Speaker 2

Like I don't know what the fuck he talking about, but it ain't no different from Mary J Blight saying hey duration.

Speaker 1

Hateration is a thing we're not gonna do, mary.

Speaker 2

I'm just saying we're not gonna do LL, cuz nobody is ever in the history of life.

Speaker 1

Because nobody else is putting they pant like that years old life Walking around nobody has ever called this man Big Ally.

Speaker 2

How do you spell Big Ally?

Speaker 1

At 50, some of years old? Why are your pants baggy enough for you to do that anyway?

Speaker 2

That's confusion. It's a lot of questions I have because I feel like LL Kujae is stuck in a time period. He's a living period piece.

Speaker 1

Yes, I agree. I agree, but I feel like he was making strides and slowly working his way into things for his age group, like him. Hosting the Philips Inc battle show.

Speaker 2

True, I thought that was fine Gosh your bag.

Speaker 1

That's where you are right now in your age. It's your time and you do a good job of that.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

Put your pant leg down and introduce the next singer.

Speaker 2

No. Why I'm not doing that, not doing that, we're going to get it popping. Let me see LL Kujae hands, leg. I don't know what I've seen there. I've seen it recently and this nigga still got abs. What the fuck.

Speaker 1

I'm not going to med at that.

Speaker 2

Like bro.

Speaker 1

I'm not upset at all, I'm not bothered.

Speaker 2

What.

Speaker 1

I don't like that. He got his nose done, but it ain't my face he got his nose done. He got his nose done years ago.

Speaker 2

I didn't know. I think that's what's weird. That's why he looked like he made out of clay. That's why his face looked like that.

Speaker 1

How do you look like claymation?

Speaker 2

Yes, I'm saying, though, like dead nigga face. I was like something is different, like I can't tell.

Speaker 1

He got his nose done, but that was years ago. I don't know what else he's done, but I know he got his nose done.

Speaker 2

How do?

Speaker 1

you feel about men getting plastic surgery? What do you think, hey, man?

Speaker 2

Do what you do. Y'all can do what y'all do, Okay. I personally feel like it's weird. I don't like the age of the baddie. It's like the male baddie is coming alive. Men are like hella zesty. Men are clapping back. Men are wearing To me it started with the purses. Now listen, I know.

Speaker 1

I was the man purses the mercs. Yeah, you don't like the mercs, no no, no, I think it started with that. I get it.

Speaker 2

I get it. In the 80s, they was wearing blouses, they was wearing whatever the fuck they wanted, and that was their thing. Yes, ma'am.

Speaker 1

What exactly is in the mercs? Because the fuck y'all be carrying besides a wallet and maybe car mix?

Speaker 2

Can't ask me that I don't know.

Speaker 1

Why do you need a whole bag?

Speaker 2

What's in there? And then do you have a gun in there?

Speaker 1

Your regrets and hesitations. I don't understand you got a compact in there. Maybe you got a check what's in there. Got a hard time.

Speaker 2

What are y'all?

Speaker 1

carrying that. You need a bag to move it from point A to point B. Is it your pocket? It's not enough. It's the age of the baddies.

Speaker 2

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

I wish I was to get a nigga pull a gun out of his merc. Hold on, nigga. What.

Speaker 2

And pose like Childish Campino. What Third, third. I'm still running, I'm still out of here, but that shit is nuts, that shit.

Speaker 1

Niggas have been baddies for a minute. You just went from popping the trunk to unzipping the mercs and it just doesn't, does not work.

Speaker 2

The shit is crazy. The shit is crazy to me. It's nothing gangster about it, like I don't know, I don't know. To me it started with the mercs, then it's turned into the skinny jeans, now we're going back to the baggy jeans. I can't keep up with this shit.

Speaker 1

Yes, you can, because you have to stay on like a. It's like a. It's honestly like an 18 to 20 year loop, right?

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1

And that's, that's about the round that fashion makes. So about every 20 years shit comes back into style. So if you think about it like you remember in the 90s, where girls started wearing bell bottoms again, they started wearing like the shirts with like the butterfly wings and shit like that.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

That was all 70s type fashion yeah. So it's. It's now time for the 90s to do their thing. I just pray, I pray and I pray. It's two things that y'all don't ever bring back. Do not bring back the Chinese slippers and do not bring back baggy white tees, because y'all was out here with white tees to y'all ankles and I hated it.

Speaker 2

First and foremost.

Speaker 1

I hated. Oh, was you a white T wearer.

Speaker 2

First and foremost, the five for 20 from Foot Locker Tall T. Two X me cut. You know I'm talking about. In real life I'm an extra large. Two X me put that shit down to my kneecaps and I'm fucking fly.

Speaker 1

Y'all was out here looking like thugged out Scrooge is what was in pajamas and he wore that night he was getting haunted by them, ghosts and white pajama just dress. Y'all was just out here in pajama dresses, thinking the child was fucking fly. I couldn't see shit, except for your shirt and your dingy ass shoes. That was not the look. And then it's supposed to be a T shirt. Why the fuck is your T shirt going to your wrist like a baggy, like a big ass bell? You just look stupid. Y'all look dumb. Like y'all was playing dress up in your big uncle's play clothes and you just you looked dumb. Just don't bring that shit back. That whole soldier boy ensemble. Look, don't bring that shit the fuck back. Bring that. What the fuck is that? No, I bang in my high T.

Speaker 2

I swing in my high T, I bang in my high T. All in the clothes bang, bang in my high T. I bling in my high T, I surf in my high T. That shit was hard. That era was hard. All you had to have was some dusty ass jeans, some fucking flames, some Air Force ones and a fresh ass white tee from Foot Locker. I actually played. Let y'all in the court. I was like I'm not gonna play that shit, I'm not gonna play that shit. I'm not gonna play that shit.

Speaker 1

But I played ballroom, I played football and I played soccer.

Speaker 2

I actually played let y'all in the club like that, refresh and dance in groups. You know, synchronized dancing is my shit. Like I've had the dream of synchronized dance, dance battles. That was the shit. Doh boy is a club.

Speaker 1

There's a club They've showed me on tick tock. It's a club. I think it's a Sacramento and that's literally what the club is. Club is it's where all the dancers go and the dance groups and they literally have dance battles Like shit is fire. They synchronized dancing, they got moves. It'd be the girls against the guys. It'd be this crew against this crew. Shit, look lit.

Nostalgic Fashion Trends and Economic Observations

Speaker 2

That's all I wanna do. I'm here for it. I just wanna walk in and have somebody bump my shoulder. I'm like oh shit, girl Like you trying to you you trying to do this shit.

Speaker 1

Yes, hey Swiss, please do not bring K Swiss back.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, no, don't do the K Swiss. Them shits was ugly. Oh, Sikonies too. People was fucking with Sikonies hard. Them shits was ass.

Speaker 1

Filos. Don't bring Filos back either.

Speaker 2

Filos was. Oh God, I had a pair of Filos. I ain't gonna hold you.

Speaker 1

I had a few pair.

Speaker 2

I had the Grand Hale Jones.

Speaker 1

I had a few pair. Let's leave those where the fuck they're at.

Speaker 2

Yeah God, the 90s was nasty. When you think about it, it was really early 2000s. Late 90s was nasty you know what else.

Speaker 1

I don't want us to bring back those little ass jackets that us girls used to wear, like it would be like a quarter jacket and it might have like some short sleeves, oh yeah, and you would wear it and you'd put like, yeah, the gauchos. I don't know why girls were fucking gauchos. Gauchos With the big ass. Unnecessary fucking belt. Yes, Please don't. I do not want to remove none of that.

Speaker 2

Fuckin gauchos. I remember them shits. What about this kind of like late 90s, early 2000s, the LED belts?

Speaker 1

The one where it said you could get it at the kiosk in the fucking mall.

Speaker 2

Name belts.

Speaker 1

And the program at the facing shit.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1

Let's leave that one too. Let's leave that. I'm pretty sure it's a few people who got zapped and electrocuted from wearing them. Motherfuckers.

Speaker 2

Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1

Let's leave that where that's at.

Speaker 2

Especially in the ring.

Speaker 1

Not bring that back. Idiots, especially Stupid. That's another one we can leave.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that shit was wild, Like that's the way a thug looked back in the day.

Speaker 1

You know what I do want to bring back though.

Speaker 2

What.

Speaker 1

This is again probably the toxicity in me.

Speaker 2

Baby fat.

Speaker 1

But I used to love. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean I did fuck with baby fat, but remember when Nicas used to get the like the race car jackets and had all the different patches on it? Shhh Yo them shits were fucking fire. I got it. Nobody's saying I'm getting one coming.

Speaker 2

I was trying to bring that shit back them shits was fire. The Eminem joint the fire.

Speaker 1

Oh my.

Speaker 2

God, that shit was so fucking fire.

Speaker 1

Yes, yes, it was, yes, it was, yes, it was I got a Gatorade.

Speaker 2

I tried to find one during quarantine, but I could only find a Gatorade one. But it's like a bomber jacket and it's Gatorade. But it's not the race car y'all I was, oh my God, but you know what I'm talking about, like how the different patches this show.

Speaker 1

Yes, like how the race cars, that shit was fire. Yeah, you got to bring that back, please Bring that back.

Speaker 2

Oh man Bring that back. God, leave them shits hard. But I didn't think. But you was there, you was there, I was there. Lugs Are we fucking with it? I don't know, birdman, with the lugs, you gonna fuck with them? I ain't had the lugs. Oh, you had to join with Kermit. That's hard.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that's fire.

Speaker 2

That's hard.

Speaker 1

Yeah, NASCAR jackets was. They can bring that back. Oh man, I fuck with that hey.

Speaker 2

Definitely fuck with that. Listen, man, I think all of the people in the comments should do that. We should do that, like, because we all in different regions. We should just like start it up in our region. Just start wearing them fucking jackets, just go get them.

Speaker 1

I mean, it is cold season, it is cold season.

Speaker 2

I think that'd be hard and just take pictures and posters and see, and then you know it's gonna be.

Speaker 1

it's a whole group of kids who don't know shit and they gonna be like, oh my God, that's so dope.

Speaker 2

Yep.

Speaker 1

Oh my God, like this is gonna take off on TikTok.

Speaker 2

Yep, that's gonna be hard. Hey, y'all heard it here first. We should definitely do that.

Speaker 1

Bring them shoes back.

Speaker 2

Yeah, them shoes are sorry. All the Crips wore the Oreo yeah.

Speaker 1

They blew away. Yeah, yep. Them jackets was hard, and they weren't cheap either. If you got a good one. Yeah, they weren't cheap.

Speaker 2

Hell. No, that shit them just ain't cheap. Now she's like photo 500.

Speaker 1

Nothing is cheap now.

Speaker 2

No.

Speaker 1

Speaking of this is the whitest Black Friday I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1

Wouldn't that one discount? No dollars off, nowhere. Where's the deals?

Speaker 2

There aren't any. There are zero. It's just people. Just they just slapped Black Friday on it and call it a sale.

Speaker 1

It's not a real one, and it'd be the same price as it was two days ago.

Speaker 2

Yep, it's not a real one. It's not a real one. There's no sale on nothing. It's no sale on nothing, nothing.

Speaker 1

Any advertisements? Ain't seen no commercials. Ain't seen nobody outside. Ain't seen no fights, nope. Ain't seen.

Speaker 2

Ain't nobody fucking niggas is broke for real, Like for real, for real.

Speaker 1

It was broke all the other Black Fridays. What are you talking about? Well, it was what I knew. They had scams Broken like new.

Speaker 2

You can scam people. You know you can. You can, you can. We had the what the PPP shit. That was a scam. We had some other shit where people scamming your, your, your cash app we had we know people had scams going on where they just have constant money. Now you trying to scam those same people. They ain't got it. So if they ain't got it, you ain't got it.

Speaker 1

Niggas is broke. Scammers are broke too, is what you saying.

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

Scammers ain't even got it. Yes, that's what we know times is hard.

Speaker 2

Hell yeah, niggas can't even get shit off a truck anymore.

Speaker 1

I was gonna say I ain't seen too many boosters advertising this season either. Nope, All my booster friends usually be out there like.

Speaker 2

Them niggas really stealing for themselves. They, they run into them stores and take for themselves. They not trying to sell shit.

Speaker 1

That's crazy.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Maybe everybody is broke.

Speaker 2

Everybody broke. I'm trying to tell you, gas prices drop. See, people think like, oh, the gas prices they drop because of you know, the war and this election year, next year. No, no, no. They drop because niggas ain't got money. That's when I would drop gas prices, when you ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money, like what the fuck? And then I'm gonna raise them shits up as soon as I know the economy is doing well and niggas got money.

Speaker 1

Tax season is coming around. Watch watch For people who don't end up in jail for PPP fraud. They don't have some because it's a lot of y'all Right now. I'm going to jail for all of that shit.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's exactly it. Before nine and they put 6.99 Friday morning black Friday sale. Come on guys. Yeah, they did watch.

Speaker 1

How come TVs aren't getting cheaper? They've been making TVs for decades. Shouldn't the price of TVs go down? Why are TVs getting cheaper?

Speaker 2

And the technology ain't getting better. It's getting like a cell phone. It's just the same shit. They're just adding different numbers Instead of 1080, they just multiply by two.

Speaker 1

Now, I don't understand why are they getting more expensive? They don't do nothing new. No, no, now you can pull it. You can change the angle Like ooh, that's not even the TV.

Speaker 2

That's a note.

Speaker 1

And that should only be like $40.

Speaker 2

Like what?

Speaker 1

Maybe it's me, because maybe I'm cheap, because now, every time I see something like anything I see advertised online Facebook, tiktok, instagram, a billboard. One, I'm Google image searching that shit quickest fuck. And two, I'm going to Amazon. There's two things I see every time. I'm going to Amazon and search for the exact same thing and I also do a Google image search because I'm not paying y'all $187 when this boutique got this exact same dress, the exact same material and in my size for $30. Exactly, he's my black ass. Exactly. How do y'all?

Speaker 2

come up with these prices.

Speaker 1

How do y'all come up with?

Speaker 2

these prices how?

Speaker 1

do y'all come up with these prices?

Speaker 2

But people are paying them.

Speaker 1

Not these people, not this people, not this people.

Speaker 2

Not big LA followers, people that follow the gospel of big LA. We do not pay that shit.

Speaker 1

Well, I'm not paying for that. You talk about me if you won't talk, if it shit. I want them to bring Payless shoes back while you bullshit. Please bring Payless shoes back. Why didn't they come? I don't understand how they went out of.

Speaker 2

I don't understand, but here's the thing how did Payless go out of business? Right, but fucking, what's that shit with the rat, the mouse, the Chuck E Cheese shit? How did Chuck E Cheese survive the pandemic? How, if all the kids was in the buildings, we were at home, we were quarantined how the fuck did they survive?

Speaker 1

It's got to be a front. They got to be laundering money.

Speaker 2

Yeah, they sell drugs.

Speaker 1

That's it. It's definitely drugs.

Speaker 2

I don't understand it, but Payless is gone.

Speaker 1

Payless should not be gone. No, the main reason why Payless should not be gone is if you have a child I'm going to honestly say a child 10 years or younger Payless is your go to for shoes, or at least during my time it was. Yeah because, in a way, I'm going to sit up here and spend hundreds of dollars on some shoes. Well, number one, you don't even know who Michael Jordan is, and don't give a shit.

Speaker 1

Don't give a shit. Number two Batman is your superhero and his shit. Light up and Velcro, because I'm tired of telling you you fucking shoes is untied Like. Call me a lazy parent if you want to, I don't give a fuck. Velcro and light up. That's where we was at, and if they say something to you in the playground, punch him in the throat. I don't fucking care. At least she was getting new shoes every two weeks. That's something none of your homeboys could say. They wouldn't get new shoes every two weeks. Every two weeks. I'd be every paycheck. I get you some new shoes. As long as Payless was around, y'all fucking tripping Whoever it was and let Payless close. You know, fucked up. You know, fucked up.

Speaker 2

Fuck that, hey little man. How was?

Speaker 1

your day.

Speaker 2

Balloon Peace out.

Speaker 1

He don't put on these emos and take your ass outside and play Fuck Cookie.

Speaker 2

Can't walk around with $200 pairs of sneakers on Cookie.

Speaker 1

Snack. Nick is ruling in licking windows but he got a card on his feet. Fuck you, ain't no way. Ain't no fucking way. You got me fucked up. You got me fucked up. I wish I fucking would. I don't know, nigga, how old are you? I'm two. No, I'm two.

Speaker 2

Nigga, how old are you? Cheese stick, what is he?

Speaker 1

sticking at, according to your rent, on his feet. You stupid, you are dumb. I don't care what nobody said. I don't give a fuck about none of that flexing and showing off and fuck that. Little kids don't need that shit. It was like Right, how do you pee in your pants? You were in some 11. You wasn't even there oh my fucking god oh that shit.

Speaker 1

We're gonna pull up and ask you to be fucking forced. Fuck it wrong with you. You have to get fucked up. That's why the world is the way it is today, cause you don't let pay less clothes for real, for real.

Speaker 2

Given everything, these things don't even want chicken nuggets, no more than he asked for crab legs and shit Like what happened to the chicken fingers.

Speaker 1

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. They tell you something. My baby came out here for the summer Right before he left. I told him wherever you want to go for dinner for your last night out, we'll go out. We don't go eat. It's whatever you want. Maybe and me I'm thinking he finna ask for some John's Incredible Pizza. He finna ask for, maybe, some Chuck E Cheese. He thinks niggas said I want some crab legs. We are fucked. I don't think I was grown until I really had. I was 17 the first time I had crab legs. I remember. I remember I was 17 years old the very first time I even knew that crabs had legs but that's a lie but the first time that I knew they tasted good.

Speaker 2

Yes. I was 18. What I couldn't? Yeah, I was an adult. I was like 18. 18, 19. Legit you not wasting my food? That's what my mom's like. These shits are expensive.

Speaker 1

They're expensive.

Speaker 2

You are not finna, they aren't even gonna be able to oil out of me, yeah. So you're not finna pick through this shit and be like I don't like this and no.

Speaker 1

You better drink all the juice too. Yes, all of that. Ruin it and swallow it. You got shit, but it comes dry.

Food, Movies, and Tesla Cars Discussion

Speaker 2

But that's what they own. They own that shit now. But it kind of goes back to that list too. They look at these restaurants. They list that lady made for dating. No, the restaurants. They look at these restaurants like they bought them shits when they was lit back in the day. I mean they still lit to me A lot of them shits, still lit. I fuck with them. I fuck with an Olive Garden.

Speaker 1

Do you know that if, in today's age, if I was eight years old and I didn't know nothing about health and I didn't give a fuck about hygiene, I would want to be at the McDonald's Play Place every fucking day, every day. Look, give me my happy meal and let me kick my shoes off and play.

Speaker 2

This was a great day. These kids don't understand. This was a great day. Pop wanted us let us sit here in front of Ronald McDonald and fucking the purple shit and the hamburger, and I get to eat and play in these and this playpen. But now they, they were moving the playpen, they put the one of the sweet for me.

Speaker 1

The McDonald's still has theirs and I think I was in there a few months ago it was probably last time I was in there and I just I happened to ask the girl I said do kids even still play? And then this man came in with two little sons and they broke straight for it, kicked their shoes off and went and I was like that's dope.

Speaker 2

That's dope. Yeah, it just doesn't have no more. I just don't know what the fuck the mystery meat is, so I'm. I watched too many dots.

Speaker 1

I've watched the doc too, and that's those are not chicken nuggets. I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2

They call them mick nuggets. They don't even call them chicken. They don't say chicken nuggets on the menu. They call them mick nuggets. That's not meat, that's like.

Speaker 1

That's like putty. Remember when you used to get the putty in the egg as a kid? You could play with it and it would bounce. That's what that shit that they grind up. It comes out pink, just like that.

Speaker 2

That's what you all, and then they serve so many of them hoes, they got like a 45 piece nugget.

Speaker 1

Like the big, the I'm like who is eating this. What you get like. Definitely didn't watch Super Size me. However, I think they should bring that Super Size back. They should bring it back.

Speaker 2

She was fired. 99 cent was fire. That shit was fire. You can Super Size your meal for 99 cent fire.

Speaker 1

And there's no more dollar menus anywhere.

Speaker 2

Oh no, they got ready On the McDonald's menu.

Speaker 1

That's a dollar.

Speaker 2

They abolished that shit. They abolished it.

Speaker 1

That's wild.

Speaker 2

They're not playing.

Speaker 1

Wild, when even even fake food is too expensive.

Speaker 2

Man, listen me and wifey go to any restaurant we went to. I think we went to fucking Burger King the other day. It was like $30 for two meals.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, that's not about right. We went to Burger King last time. I think it was like $42 for two meals. I'm gonna get us a date, yeah.

Speaker 2

That's why I was like yo, we just try to get something quick, what the fuck?

Speaker 1

A real date.

Speaker 2

Yo, all right, Sandwiches from here on out. We're not. We're not doing this. We'll imagine it's a burger. I'm cool, I'm not.

Speaker 1

Yeah, it don't make no sense, it doesn't, it doesn't.

Speaker 2

But if they bring back 90s, they should bring back 90s movies Like what Not not, not the movies like remake them like the actual act of yeah, oh, it was Taco Bell. Taco Bell was 25. That's what it was. Taco Bell was $25 fucking dollars. I said when the fuck.

Speaker 1

That's definitely, that's not okay.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's just two of us.

Speaker 1

That's not okay. I say you might want to just drive off.

Speaker 2

You don't have to pay for this.

Speaker 1

You really don't. You don't, we definitely just pull off.

Speaker 2

You pull off, but they need to bring back like good movies, like original movies. I'm tired, excuse me. I'm tired of the bullshit that's going on. Man, they can't remake boys in the hood, rj. They can't because they don't live their life, they got skin gene bell bottoms Merces. They getting body sculpt.

Speaker 1

Shut up, shut up, not this nigga here. Yo, I gotta go get my body Copy Asha today. I'm gonna hit you back later. Yeah, I'm gonna hit you up when I get out the spa.

Speaker 2

All right, yeah, what? The opposite direction in the chair for the next week?

Speaker 1

I'm about to get my eyebrows arched. Yeah, all right, I'm gonna meet y'all over there.

Speaker 2

Hey, they slumped a boy over there at the spa. You know he was getting his eyebrows done. They caught him while he was laid up. Come on bro, this is real life.

Speaker 1

This is no. I mean, I guess thugs need pampering too. Don't get me wrong you ain't gotta do self care.

Speaker 2

This is true, this is true, but I can't see boys in a hood. Remake Now, the most shit I think that they could do is like a realistic take on Chicago, if they did a series series or a movie. Okay like of the violence of the real players. That's that. That the shit that's really going on up there. I would watch that. You're gonna pull up in your electric car like they. We ain't even got hard cars, no more.

Speaker 1

No, and you know why I want a Tesla. Tesla has a bullhorn feature great right.

Speaker 2

Yeah, can't do a drive-by in a car that's Sound like the Jetsons.

Speaker 1

Okay, but let me tell you something when you hit the gas on an electric car Well, I've only driven Tesla's you hit the gas on it, nigga, you go, ain't no hesitation, ain't no, you Fucking go.

Speaker 1

This is true right so, and on top of that, tesla's have a bullhorn feature. Okay, so you can program your bullhorn to like yell shit out. And you hit the horn in the car and Like I really want one because I want to program mine to say bitch, move. I Also wanted to say bitch, you see my blinker. I also Bitch, get out the fast. Like everything is gonna start with bitch and it's gonna be loud and I just want to hit it all this fucking time. Oh, so I support thugs and Tesla.

Speaker 2

So so the Jetta will be replaced. The red Jetta will be replaced with a red Tesla. I've heard that Teslas are like Toyota's, with the iPads in them. That's what I heard. Toyota Corolla.

Speaker 1

They're very basic on the inside. I will tell you that they are very, very bare minimum. They're almost like you know how, like the iPhone is just clean and sleek and straight to the fucking point, yeah. And then, like you got Samsung's that are just like extra, with all that a shit.

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1

So the Tesla on the inside is like the iPhone it's very sleek, it's very clean. It's very Everything you need and nothing fucking else Okay nothing the fuck else, except for this big-ass panel Right the fuck here in the middle.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna test drive one one day.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I think you might like it. You might like it, but the I like it.

Speaker 2

How they gonna do. They can't do new jack city, they can't like ask. I'm not saying remake them, I'm just saying like new Jack.

Speaker 1

Yeah, don't remake them, but make, make, make a Another. It's not a remake, but it's a current version.

Speaker 2

Yeah, like what, what would be that? Like scamming, like that would be it.

Speaker 1

We got to be for that, to be already doing all of this.

Speaker 2

That's true, they got a PPP movie. I. I've seen that shit was fire. Shit was fire. If I do say so myself, I Like to be. Nothing on to be a spy to be now everything on, there is fire it's. It's a dumpster fire it's.

Speaker 1

There you go. That's the kind of fire it is. That's definitely what it is.

Speaker 2

It's terrible. I Don't even see like they really shot this on the iPhone like this is. This is nice.

Speaker 1

They really do, they really they. They shot this in Grandma garage. It really did nice guys. They really, really did, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2

Oh, remake a. Set it off, see, and that's another thing the 90s had they. They empowered women too, but women don't like each other. That's the other part.

Speaker 1

Oh, you thought we like these other than the 90s.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but yeah Y'all, for I mean enough to come together for that, for Setting off.

Speaker 1

But here's the thing like there are so many, there's some 90s classics that I would never want to see them touch. I don't want to see a remake, a set it off.

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1

I don't know, I don't feel like it could ever be done right.

Speaker 2

No, no, they can't Leprechaun. I don't want to see a remake.

Speaker 1

I will fight you. Uh let me remake. They're still making that. Leprechaun 24 just came out.

Speaker 2

Oh.

Speaker 1

I don't know. There's no place. He hasn't been. He is well-traveled.

Speaker 2

It's gonna be some killings if I get me shelly. Oh, that's your heart vampire in Atlanta.

Speaker 1

RJ, that's cute.

Debate on Comedy and Cancel Culture

Speaker 2

That's fire, that's Gary and fucking T. They make them gay, guarantee it or buy or non-binary, or what is the shit where they just Imagine you pan non-binary binary vampire. I mean, aren't they non-binary?

Speaker 1

I just assume they're not non-binary, they're not dead, but I do think they're bisexual fluid, not a fluid vampire Getting upset cuz you calling him by the wrong pronouns and shit it's day and then.

Speaker 2

You Spend a whole time. You don't even get big cuz you sitting up there arguing, but you look like a woman, so you gotta do to piss them off.

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, there's just some shit that just won't work right now. There's. Really nothing would honestly not anything from the 90s. And speaking of, like I told y'all want to talk about Matt Rice. Oh, did you watch that comedy special?

Speaker 2

Yes, it was very good.

Speaker 1

You thought it was good.

Speaker 2

Yes, it's very good, I was entertained I.

Speaker 1

Fucked with Jesus's nephew. I really do. You can't tell me somebody who looked like that wasn't himself made by by Jesus. Jesus was literally looking at one of the disciples. Put that nigga together. It was like you know what? I got time here hands it to me. I finish it. You see how chiseled that man.

Speaker 2

Yes, it's perfect.

Speaker 1

There's no reason for him to look like that. It's perfect but yeah, I thought it was funny, of course, but I think I think he's funny, I Think he's hilarious. Yes, now there's a lot of people who don't feel the same. They just they're offended, of course, but we be honest, like I feel like comedy is supposed to be offensive, it's supposed to be thought-provoking, it's supposed to be edgy.

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1

Like if that's, that's what comedy is, and I think a lot of times a lot of the best comedians Are really people who are going through their own struggles in life and getting getting past it by making us laugh. Exactly and saying the shit that we are thinking, but are too chicken shit to say, which is what makes it so fucking funny.

Speaker 2

Yes, yes.

Speaker 2

They're trying to cancel him right now man get out and first of all, that dude is has nothing but love. Listen, I Know when people are being malicious, you can, you can feel it, you can feel it inside. When somebody's being malicious and this is this is separate, this is a separate thought or feeling from when you feel offended by something personally. Now, that's different, that's completely separate. But when you you can tell when somebody's just just had so much hate in their heart that they just spewing negative shit and he is not, that that's one not a go second, he loves everybody he gets.

Speaker 2

You can tell he picks from everybody's culture. He he actually fucks with people. He fucks with us, for sure, black people for sure. He used to be on Wildin out. He's I'm there, I'm not copping the plea for him, but he used to be on Wildin out. He was a comedian before all of this. Like he's just now getting his, his, just do.

Speaker 1

But yeah, take time, really put him over.

Speaker 2

Yeah, but before you know he was funny. Then he wasn't as funny, but now he gets it. He has his niche. He can work the crowd, he can pick jokes. He's fucking great off the top of the dome. What the fuck? How can you like Cancel a man like that? You can't, that's a talent. That is a talent like come on, man, that's what comedians do. I know mad niggas right now that try to be funny and it is not. It falls flat on his face. They try to say some shit that is just so witty and thought-provoking, like bro, and they don't even get paid for it. They just do it willingly, they just it don't, it doesn't hit the same.

Speaker 1

And like if you, even if you look at, you look at like you know, rest his soul, bob Saget. Like when you look at Bob Saget and you remember him, you thought about the nice, wholesome, friendly dad from Full House. Or like the host from America's funniest home videos, right, but when that man got on stage behind a mic and was telling some jokes, he was quite vulgar, he was quite raw, he was there's nothing. Okay, I get it, dad. Jokes are cute and they're funny, yes, but they're not gonna work for stand-up. No, they're not going to work for that type of comedy. No, that type of comedy you do have to press the envelope. Yep, you do, yeah, and the shit be funny.

Speaker 1

Yes, but you either laugh or don't listen. That, that's it.

Speaker 2

But the people, people are coming, people are going to the Netflix special to watch Matt Rife.

Speaker 1

What you guys are idiot because why would you intentionally go upset yourself? I, you're stupid. Okay, be offended, fuck you. I don't care If. If you have seen clips or you've read comments and you see people talking about the things that he said, you're like oh my god, that's so offensive, I have to go watch it. Why would you intend? That's like me telling you go in the room and just kick the wall with your pinky toe about eight times Because you are glutton for punishment. You're fucking dumb. You're dumb. People have options. You have a choice. If he is making jokes and making statements and saying things that you just Absolutely cannot Handle or that you offended by, it's a button on the room. Let me show you what a remote look like. This remote, see remote. They all have this button. Well, they all have a lot of buttons, but they all have two specific buttons right now that I could guide you to. Okay, there's, there's the channel button. See the channel.

Speaker 1

You can change the fucking channel easy or or if it's just too much for you all together, because I know how sensitive y'all can be. It's another button, it's called the power button. Turn the bitch off and go read a fucking book. Stop being such fucking babies.

Societal Expectations vs Freedom of Speech

Speaker 2

That's the problem. That's really the problem with today and and we're building a future where this is gonna be you, this is going to be like a luxury item the way we're talking, the how we're discussing things. It's going to be a luxury item in the next 20 years because pretty much is going to be banned, like niggas ain't gonna be able to say shit, a fuck thing. And You're people are going to pay top dollar to hear what it was like in 2023, because it ain't gonna be. Because these are timepieces, these are every episode we do is a timepiece and and the way we live, like the Matt Rife's, the Dave Chappelle's, the they are creating timepieces where they're staples and and and like highlights of that timeframe, and Y'all are just trying to take that shit away, period. And I don't like it. I don't like any.

Speaker 1

I mean I, I grew up watching mr Rogers neighborhood. I loved it as a kid, but now I'm a grown-ass fucking woman. I don't want that in my comedy, right, I don't. I want reality, right. And reality can be. Reality can be hard to swallow at times. Sometimes you just have to fucking laugh about it because you can't do shit else. Yep, sometimes you gotta laugh, I just I don't get the canceling him. If you're offended, that sucks for you. That is a you problem. And the problem is is people expect the world around them to be able to tiptoe around their triggers instead of you being One to deal with your triggers so that you can maneuver through the fucking world. The world does not rotate. Wait, rotate. There we go. It does not revolve around Joe ass. You have to figure out how to survive in it. We don't have to figure out how to fucking survive. You. I'm just sensitive ass people. I really am. I.

Speaker 2

Jesus.

Speaker 1

Get on my fucking nerves, grow a fucking backbone and here's other babies. I'll have to also realize, if you have the right to be offended, which you absolutely do, yes, keep in mind that I also have the right to be offensive, like you.

Speaker 2

Say to him for the people in the back. Everybody's.

Speaker 1

Oh, you're not forced to listen to or participate in anything. You have options. You have choices.

Speaker 2

They call me big LA.

Speaker 1

I'm just saying no no, you're not.

Speaker 2

It's it's. It's very tiring, it's no fun, it's really not because we we're missing out on art, 100% we're missing out on art. There are people that will probably be afraid of to create art and that's the fact, and, and it's just, it's a sad time Because we don't have any any more greats. We don't have any greats in the tuck. We don't have another Dave Chappelle, we don't have another.

Speaker 1

I think that's you're being snubbed out. Yes being forced to be quiet.

Speaker 2

Yes. They didn't force to shut up and and that's the the cost of doing business today you have to be clean cut. You can't say no shit, that pisses people off and you have to.

Speaker 1

Let me tell you wait only.

Speaker 2

But go ahead, I know where you go and go ahead, and I'm a play, we went.

Speaker 1

We went from a society who wanted you to physically Always look a certain way no tattoos, no colored hair, no piercings, none of that other stuff. Now we switched over to. You can have piercings, you can have tattoos all down your neck and still be a nurse or a doctor in the ER. You could, you know, have a damn your septum pierced and out here looking like a goddamn bull and be a lawyer Like that's fine. But heaven forbid that you open for your mouth To say and speak your truth or share your thoughts. That I don't like yeah.

Speaker 1

You can be aesthetically however you want, okay, but just shut the fuck up. You just shut the fuck up. That's stupid.

Speaker 2

That's stupid anybody else got anything, say nope, okay.

Speaker 1

People used to be able to speak they mind, but they had to aesthetically look a certain way. Now it's like everybody can look however the fuck they want, unless you black with braids or locks in a corporate America, but that's a whole nother conversation. Um, you can look however you want. Just shut the fuck up. Just just shut up. Just don't talk. Hey, you like working here? Shut the fuck up, great, just be quiet and do your job.

Speaker 2

But that's the threat, that that threat still works to this day, like regardless. There there are jobs and corporations and people that literally Disrespect us, literally tell us to our face that we ain't gonna be shit or we, we are we. We, we like, literally don't give a fuck about how you feel, about your culture. We're gonna shit on everything that you stand for, believe in. All for a check, all for 40 hours of your life, 80 every two weeks, and then we're gonna tax that and then we're gonna give you half of that because if you make 45 a year, you really make 33 a year and it's just like be okay with that. Shut the fuck up, because you can't get another job. Who else would hire you? And that's how they threaten you. They threaten the everyday man like that and woman or Fluid or non-binary, whatever. If you get big for your britches, shut the fuck up. Oh you making sense.

Speaker 1

Shut the fuck up, don't do that. That's like, um, what's her name, damn, what's all girls name that they just fired from the screen franchise and then then the other girl also quit.

Speaker 2

The chick with dark hair.

Speaker 1

The two girls with it. So you've seen. Have you seen the last couple of screen movies? Oh, they quit. Yeah, oh, one of them. I'm about to hold on because I don't want to get it wrong. The Wednesday chick quit. She quit, but the other girl. So if you've seen the last two ones, the other girl, the girl who plays her older sister.

Speaker 1

Yeah she spoke out. She spoke out against what's happening in Gaza and, you know, in support of a ceasefire, and the screen franchise Fucking fired her. Like almost same day she made a post and on the same day they was like oh yeah, you cut, you go, no more. Screams, she will not be in the next screen and it's supposed to be another one. So then the following day, old girl, the Wednesday chick, was like oh y'all, don't fuck that, I'll get rid of her, cut my contract, I'm not fucking with y'all, no more. Literally, because she just she made a post she didn't make. I don't even want to really do this. She didn't make any like anti-semitic type comments, she did not right. She literally just spoke on the destruction and the fucking. Just unnecessary, over the top that is happening.

Speaker 1

Yes, Melissa, that's the one that got fired, yeah, that that's happening and the killing and all of the little kids that are being killed and all of those things it's happening in Gaza. She's literally just asking, like a lot of people cease fire Just can y'all stop, because they ain't shooting back, ain't no point, this is a massacre. At this point, that's all she said, and I mean, I hate to say it. Y'all know the, the Jewish people, they, they run the entertainment industry, yeah was it?

Speaker 2

It wasn't in a contract? Was it because you know some people Like some, some contracts? I'm not saying this is right, but some contracts do have those clauses in there.

Speaker 1

No it, it wasn't, it wasn't in her contract. To not say because she's been in, no, no, that the reason I said I don't think it was anything in her contract. She's been in the last two or three screams yeah, which had been over the last I don't know how many years.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah this.

Speaker 1

This assault on Gaza is less than 50 days old, it's true, and there would have been no reason for them to put it in her contract. Well, don't speak on like there would have been no reason for them to put it in there.

Speaker 2

That's true. That's true. Yeah, jenna. Or take a. Oh, she left due to scheduling issues. That's what they say, but I fuck with Jenna. I like Jenna she's a I don't really fuck with like skinny chicks, but she's like one of them. Yeah, that was, I know, and that thing was hanging with the thing, and now I go shit Wednesdays. Y'all grow up about this bitch. Cook me some, uh, chimmichurras.

Cancel Culture and Freedom of Speech

Speaker 1

See, I can't get on, I cannot get on Instagram without it being just Diddy exposure, just like I'm right now. I'm trying to find something else and everything is that's the hot shit.

Speaker 2

That's the hot shit. They ain't gonna wear Dan Dan. But yeah that Jenny, jenny, or take a. I know a new Wednesday is coming, so that kind of makes sense. They are working on that.

Speaker 1

There's a new season of Wednesday coming out mm-hmm. I need to finish the first season you, whoa. I know, I know I didn't finish it, it was great, it's freaking great. I'm probably halfway.

Speaker 2

Why do people not like skinny people?

Speaker 1

I told you it's because of Disney cuz she's skinny, so she be.

Speaker 2

oh, she be, no little booties do matter, they do matter.

Speaker 1

Talk to Disney. Ask Disney why they made all of the villains back in the day, skinny.

Speaker 2

That's true. It fucks with your mental shame. No man, listen man. When Corley Ray came out and yes, another one, I fuck with her little booty that that thing be thinking now Whoo Pancakes, get a my nigga RJ. You know the vibes, you know the fucking vibes and another thing about skinny girls skinny girls. They take that meat like it ain't. No, they look back.

Speaker 2

They just look back at you. It's a problem. I don't like that. It's very intimidating at some point it's just like stop looking at me like that, like Right, right, yeah, the moves knuckles. You know, hey, bunny Jane really skinny. She know Little moves. No good, that thing be a problem now. Little snapper, hey, relax, hey, go mess up. Hey Bro, when you see a moves knuckle, they call me big galley. It's like a clam on top of it, like a Think.

Speaker 1

It's crazy not a clam thing.

Speaker 2

It's nuts, man, I'm trying to tell you she's nuts, but that girl's got the little little jump. That's what I. In my experience. They got the little Little lean with it rock. Talking about the what little lean with it, rock with it.

Speaker 1

Okay, that's what you said the first time. That's what I thought I heard you say. All right, that's what I thought I heard.

Speaker 2

Just wanted you double down they call me big Grits I know it's low-key, frustrating you cuz you can't find what you're trying to find.

Speaker 1

No, I found it. Are you found it?

Speaker 2

Oh.

Speaker 1

Yo, they do, they be having a little beef RJ.

Speaker 2

No, bro, rj. No, they be having a little beef patty. What the buggy.

Speaker 1

You know, I'm saying the look you ever part of the body are we talking about?

Speaker 2

The ball headed man in the boat. You know I'm coming.

Speaker 1

The ball hitting the boat.

Speaker 2

Yes. What this is that's what it looked like. It looked like a little ball-headed man in the boat. It's like he's like in the boat. Rowing went from the top angle. That's what the vagina look like now.

Speaker 1

I've never in my life heard anybody describe it, because now I'm picturing it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, that's what it looked like. Look like a ball head man in the boat. From the aerial view, like from the up top, that's how we look at it. It's a ball-headed man in the boat and he's making. Yeah, he's making the waves and the lips is the waves. You know how you go backwards. Come on now, fuck with your boy. Now Go ahead, tell me what you just talked about.

Speaker 1

I've seen plenty of vaginas. I've never seen one that looked like a ballhead man in the boat.

Speaker 2

I'm sure you have, if you never know.

Speaker 1

No, I have a pretty good memory of picturing things. Never seen a man in a boat, I've seen. I've seen butterflies, I've seen tacos the butterfly, now the lunch meat is nasty, that's nasty it is, it is. I've seen chew bubblegum. Hey, I've seen. I don't think a lot of things. No, I've seen a man in a boat, seen the dolphin nose.

Speaker 2

I'm telling you it's a ball-headed man in a boat. Next time y'all watch some horn. It's a ball. It's literally the aerial view, it's the up top view. It is a little bit you're not. That's how it is. That thing I'm like, oh shit, yeah there, he didn't it.

Speaker 1

It was you rolling away for me Um that's how you did it. No, I've never. I've never seen one that I can say looks like a ball-headed man in a boat.

Speaker 2

Well, the next one can't next when you see.

Speaker 1

I don't want it to look like a ball-headed man in a boat.

Speaker 2

We're gonna revisit this conversation at some point in time in 2024. I'm telling you. You know what? I was watching? A porn, and it was a ball-headed man in a bossy, while you called it that.

Speaker 1

How long have you been saying this? When did you start calling it?

Speaker 2

37. It's been a while.

Speaker 1

No, this is new to me. Yeah, okay, I.

Speaker 2

I call it a cootie bang to. It's a cootie bang.

Speaker 1

Very many pleasant names for that part of our body like because look at it, it's a cootie bang.

Speaker 2

What you look at like?

Speaker 1

look at that cootie bang Sound like I'm just Gonna come crawl it out like a possum, like shut up like you got a stomp in it. You remember the movie critters? I feel like that's what they got. If you, if you watch leprechaun, I know you.

Speaker 2

Yes, oh, you know they come in. They remaking people under the stairs are they?

Speaker 1

yes, yes that's a good movie.

Speaker 2

That was really good. They won't fuck that up. Jordan pills supposed to be doing.

Speaker 1

Jordan pills doing it. I trust him.

Speaker 2

Yeah. I'm gonna I trust them, you know gonna put some some black, some black type shit in there. There's just Fucking nuts. We've always been people on the stairs for 400 years.

Speaker 1

For 100 years Pussy.

Speaker 2

What was you about to say? To hold fire. Interrupt you with the oh.

Speaker 1

No, I was pulling up the article where it's talking about that. She actually did leave the franchise.

Speaker 2

Jenna.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, she left after Melissa was fired. Damn, she voluntarily left.

Speaker 2

Oh shit, well, that's that.

Speaker 1

Yeah so. I don't know, but just I don't know why people can't just be. I'm not saying like I Get. Freedom of speech does not mean free from consequences. Mm-hmm, totally, yeah, totally aware of that. However, sometimes I just don't think the consequences Justify. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2

yeah, they don't.

Speaker 1

They don't, they don't they. They do a bit much, which a cancel culture. Yeah, that's too much. It's nothing to me more than mass bullying and I hate it.

Speaker 2

It's the very thing that they're trying to. The very thing they're trying to stop is. What they become Is weird.

Speaker 1

The abuse become the abuser. Yep, it's just. Yep it's not. It's not a good look. It's not a good look. I just want people to allow other people to have their own thoughts and their own minds and stop Everybody, stop being sheep and everybody, stop moving in fear and just because don't none of us get out of this motherfucker alive, nope. So I don't know what prize you think you're going to win, but just what can be you.

Speaker 2

They say that, what? What's to say? And Hitler had millions of followers, jesus at 12, like, be okay with not having everybody behind you and rooting for you, like. And we got to stop, like hiding behind the fact that these people have money, we don't know how much like this. We don't know how much this lady got. She's only been in strength scream and that's all I really know her from. I Other than that, I don't know how much money does she got.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I've seen her in a couple of the things, but screen is probably the biggest thing I think I've seen her in just got. I like Jenna. She's such a cute little. She fire little. Whatever she is girl to me, she's so cute.

Speaker 2

I think she she cooked them things, them Oostados, he needles. She wanted them.

Speaker 1

You make tamales.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1

This sounds really bad. This is not as bad as your progeria segment, but we're gonna stop.

Speaker 2

We're gonna get out of here because you got. I Just want y'all to go and listen to that, because I lost it.

Speaker 1

You must be the one who knows what.

Speaker 2

I say hey, hey, hey and everybody be great. Thank y'all for tuning in once again. We're gonna get up out here. Gris gotta go and celebrate. We're gonna send her off in the right way and y'all know how we do you, but do not play, do not play. They call me. Oh to the course, that shit had a dance too.

Speaker 1

It didn't have a dance oh shit, he's a sick nigga.

Speaker 2

Why did this Wait?

Speaker 1

okay, this real quick, cause I know we about to go. This is after him and Cassidy. Had they back and forth right?

Speaker 2

Yes.

Speaker 1

Was it him and Cassidy, or was it him and it was Cassidy, right?

Speaker 2

I think no, no, no. What's his name? Shit, what's that dude's name?

Speaker 1

No, not Cassidy.

Speaker 2

Cannabis.

Speaker 1

Cannabis, I know what's that he was a C.

Speaker 2

Yeah yeah. This is after they be right.

Speaker 1

This is after.

Speaker 2

Wait, wait, okay, like he won this. When he started doing that shit he had a song with A Marie, like it was just he, just I remember that song.

Speaker 1

Yeah, he just started going on.

Speaker 2

LL was like that nigga, like modern day nigga, he just started, he just quit.

Speaker 1

But yeah, this isn't my favorite LL Cool J song though.

Speaker 2

What's your favorite? My favorite LL Cool J song is Nah, nah, let me guess, let me guess this.

Speaker 1

This is no, what Get off of me? No, no.

Speaker 2

Something like a phenomenon.

Speaker 1

No, what is it Actually? My favorite one is Hold on. What's the name of that damn song? Oh my, and it's an older L song too.

Speaker 2

Oh, super old Like in the 80s.

Speaker 1

Yeah, word, yeah, hold on, I'm about to tell you, damn, cause it's like on the tip of my tongue. I want to say it's off of this album and the song is no, fuck, I can't figure the name of the song. Okay, then I know the beat when I hear it. But it is one of his older songs. Okay, I want to say it's off his first album.

Speaker 2

Okay, okay. That is like one of my favorite LL's, like verses. She killed this. Remember when Fubu had an album.

Speaker 1

Hey, okay, I remember this song. I know he's done, but I would fuck with another Ludacris album.

Speaker 2

He's so good, he's really good.

Speaker 1

He's like the down south fabulous. Yeah, that's a good way to describe it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, mine is like dressing like a 19 year old.

Speaker 1

Fabulous. Would definitely be happy if the 90s came back, cause he loved him, hell yeah.

Speaker 2

Hell yeah man.

Speaker 1

He did. He was big, then big ass t-shirts. That was definitely his go to.

Speaker 2

He was killing that shit. No, he was not. With the fit it, the oversized fit it over the ears. Oh, and the shit was low, like I used to wear my hats like that.

Speaker 1

Why was everything too big? That's my question. Nothing fit, everything too big, nothing fit.

Speaker 2

And then it went from everything too big to everything too small, too small. Yeah, shit was crazy. We not built like them, like shit was nuts. When you start giving me sizes and numbers, I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I'd be in the store and I'd be trying to decide if I'm 31 or 34.

Speaker 2

Where's the X and L? I don't know what's happening there?

Speaker 1

I'm in there wrapping around my neck like this Okay, I'm a 30. I'm a 37. I don't know.

Speaker 2

And I think those numbers changed the gene numbers from the 36. The 36 is not early 2000s 36. A 2023 size, 36, 38.

Speaker 1

Okay, let me tell you a secret. So back back, back, back back in the day, like Marilyn Monroe, back back in the day.

Speaker 1

She was a fashion icon and today, if you look up Marilyn Monroe's size I'm about to look it up but they changed the fashion industry, changed the way that it sizes women a lot because of her. So she was actually a plus size woman. She would actually be considered she would actually, especially in the fashion industry anything over a size eight. You're considered plus size. Honestly, oh shit. So I don't know if you've ever seen the live that Kevin Sandel did with Nicki Minaj and he asked Nicki Minaj what size she is and the bitch said she was a three. So, like we all know, she lied.

Speaker 2

All eyes. We know these are lies.

Speaker 1

So what they did, was they? The fashion industry changed the way that it sizes, so like a size eight back when Marilyn Monroe was around. Today is like a size, I guess. Just to give it a, to give you an idea, it's like a three, right.

Speaker 2

Oh, okay.

Speaker 1

So the way that they changed it. Like me, today I am, I'm a 13.

Speaker 2

I'm a good day.

Speaker 1

I'm a 13. And I'm definitely considered plus size. However, if you look at me, I don't look what you would consider a plus size, but they they changed the way that the scale works and they changed the way that the scale works to fuck with women, to basically take women to a point where it feels like to be like the upper echelon or the top tier type woman. You had to be of the smaller size. Oh that dude that do be fucking with y'all. That really does, it does, it does.

Speaker 2

Because when you look at what you're wearing, you're wearing a little bit of a dress.

Speaker 1

You're wearing a little bit of a dress.

Speaker 2

You're wearing a little bit of a dress, oh, because when you look at what's the name, what's that chick, that Kim, kim Kardashian?

Speaker 1

When you look at smaller and smaller every like she's shaped.

Speaker 2

but as she gets so much to me she has too much plastic surgery and she just gets smaller and smaller and look, she built like a ant. Like it's weird. Oh, chloe, here it is so close.

Speaker 1

another one, basically the way that the measurements used to be originally her standard measurement, her build she was 35, 22, 35, those are her measurements.

Speaker 2

Okay, that ain't. She was thick.

Speaker 1

She was thick right.

Speaker 2

Yeah.

Speaker 1

Today's sizes, she would be considered a six or an eight. Back then she was a size 12.

Speaker 2

Oh, that's fucked up. That's fucked up and she was bad. She was bad back then, man, she was doing that.

Speaker 1

They, definitely they do that. It's all psychology, Psychological. They be fucking with our mental, Fuckin' with our mental.

Speaker 2

Really do, really do.

Speaker 1

Don't fall for this shit. Y'all Don't fall for it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it's all bullshit, man, but shit, hey, go go.

Speaker 1

Yeah Go. I got an hour and a half so I'm finna go.

Speaker 2

Yeah, we up out here man. Thank y'all for the time, hey guys. Thank y'all for tuning in. Man and we up out here, hey Thanks. Thank y'all for tuning in. Thanks guys. See, take Cyrus $10,000, up down.