No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 239 "Twitter Porn"
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Trickling down the lane of casual chitchat and riotous laughter, we found ourselves entangled in a fun-filled roller coaster with the ever-entertaining No Shade Just Palm Trees crew. We kicked off our chat talking about the toughest 2 Chainz album and his recent car accident, but not before our live session met with an unexpected glitch, shaking up the mood with some good-natured ribbing.
Then things took a turn for the spicy! Mr. Royce, the king of controversy, guided us through a lively debate on music, strip clubs, and the golden era of porn stars. Kiss My Grits asks who do you think should be the next celebrity to grace an adult film? Kehlani or Tracy Ellis Ross? The chat continued to surprise us when we found ourselves discussing the unexpected attractiveness of Dolly Parton and Nancy Reagan. And who could forget the ageless Morgan Freeman, whose voice we reckon could make a pretty convincing Jesus Christ! Submissive Tammy denies she has a fanbase called the Tammalights!
From musing about Jesus' voice to debating the correct pronunciation of 'salmon' and 'caramel', we've covered it all in this episode. We're sure you'd be as baffled as we were when we heard the controversial 'chopped cheese salmon' sandwich. But don't just take our word for it! Join us on this wild ride, engage in the chat as it goes down in the 'Gooch', and tell us how you'd say 'caramel'. If nothing else, it'll surely spark a wave of laughter. So, tune in and enjoy the ride!
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Speaker 2Let's see, we live.
Speaker 1We hella live. What up buddy?
Speaker 5Hey, buddy hey don't.
Speaker 1I'm not doing that tonight. I'm not coming for you tonight. We will not have, hopefully. We just wait on Grits to come back. She has stepped away from it. Get this thing cracking, man. Y'all tap in in the comments. Is that saying?
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Speaker 3I mean.
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Speaker 3That was weird, but that's all right. We in here now and I'm just sharing the show. Sharing is caring.
Speaker 1So let's get this thing cracking. Man, get these vibes crackle-acking. Shout out to Chains. You know he was just in a car accident or whatnot. Oh really, yeah. Yeah, the home is good but in stable condition. But we're going to set these vibes for this good old Saturday in this nice little episode though Y'all know what it is man Huh, the hardest album.
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Speaker 4One time Is he okay?
Speaker 1He's in a car accident. That's why I was trying to you know.
Speaker 4What was the car accident man?
Speaker 1He's in stable condition right now. That's what that's like. I know the nigga, but he's in stable condition, so he sound like he doing good, you know. But hopefully we get this thing cracking for change, man. Come on, man, keep the vibes high. I fuck with change. Yes, help me God. Help me. God was fired.
Speaker 2Legit fire.
Speaker 1Come on man.
Speaker 2I asked her is she working? She asked me do I want it? I say, when I went to school, bitch money. What a sceptre. I'm running around, I'm getting it. I'm running around, I'm getting it.
Speaker 1Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, gris, Gris. I had a question, kevin Gates. I just saw Kevin Gates drop the video for fuck with what's the girl? Sexy red? It's called Yonsei, some shit. And there was a strip club in Vegas called Wet. Is this a new facility? Because I was not made aware that they had such a thing.
Speaker 4I guess you could say it's new. Yeah, I think it was less than a year old, about a year old maybe.
Speaker 1I figured Because the last time I frequent Vegas, I was like whoa, it's not my type of scene. I'm coming from the South. I'm like, wait a minute, they didn't have the strip, they had the one strip club. It was shit. I wish I remember the name of it. It was back in 2015. And it was kind of like it was on Flyers. It only had black girls. That's what I mean.
Speaker 4Like Vegas, I, you know they don't really fuck with us in a strip club like that. Well, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1I thought maybe it was like some. It was kind of like you had to go to know somebody, know somebody, type shit to find the black girls, Latina, the black, girls.
Speaker 4They'd be the underground stripper parties who would find the black girls. They'd find the black girls.
Speaker 1I think that's it. Yeah, that was tough. It was tough for me, so when I seen that facility, Well, you come back, I got you. Thank you, I was like wet. Where is this?
Speaker 3Video at the strip club.
Speaker 1This is true. I wish I could pot from the strip club. That'd be it. Or only pale people. This, yes, is some coyote ugly.
Speaker 4I don't know. No, don't do that, don't do that.
Speaker 1It is. It's coyote, ugly white girls. It's dem type. It's not even the pugs. It's not even a fat ass white girls, it's the.
Speaker 3It's not the what. Hold on a huh the who.
Speaker 1The pugs.
Speaker 4Say that again. Don't run that back. What is that? What's the pugs?
Speaker 1Fat ass, white girl.
Speaker 3Wow, I did not know that.
Speaker 1Oh, I thought you.
Speaker 4I've never heard that acronym before.
Speaker 1What Pugs are a thing Wow.
Speaker 4In the south.
Speaker 1I must be. What I've never heard that before Hymnithy, Hymnithy, help me out here. Somebody fellas, Huh, Is that you got that off the tip top? No, this has been around since Cherokee DS. What's all? What's the?
Speaker 4I've never heard that Really?
Speaker 1Yeah, it's pugs, sarah J, I think it's the original pugs that ugly, white, broad, get not Listen, man, there was a golden era doing porn. There was Cherokee DS, there was what's that chick name With the. She had the little Chinese symbols under her butt cheeks each of her butt cheeks. There was, there was a whole bunch of them, man, I can't even think of them like off tops, but yeah, hymnithy knows.
Speaker 4And the air that white girl was that.
Speaker 1Yeah, sarah J, and now she's like mad ugly, like she was ugly then, but she's ugly-er now.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Sarah J.
Speaker 3You see them. We're Googling Angel eyes, See coast. No angel eyes, it was all these.
Speaker 1it's a golden era, Roxy Reynolds. See, now it's starting to come back to me. These broads were like the top shelf, these pop shelf pop shelf, pop shelf, pop shelf pop shelf. Yeah, that's where Paul came from that era. Sarah J, that's where you get Alexis Texas. It was a point.
Speaker 4You're so. That's why they can't be the same white lady.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, she old as fuck. Now it's the same white lady. You look like politicians, white. Why do you look like a white lady? But she was nasty though. She was a nasty white girl Like she was doing the nat. What was that nigga Wesley pipes? She was always smashing that nigga, like always pinky.
Speaker 4Yes, I have cornrows in this picture. I am a pinkie, I'm a fool.
Speaker 3Yeah, see him Him and thing, I'm a big, big, big, big big.
Speaker 4I ain't never seen long areolas Like they're not real. They're literally like longs yes. They're all longs Cat eyes.
Speaker 3I've never seen no shit like this in my life, because I don't even, I can't even imagine a long areola.
Speaker 4They are all long like in a sideways. They not even like like hold on I mean, that's how you put these pictures on you.
Speaker 1You gotta send it to her. Cheri K D asked. I'll tell you, man, she was the my introduction into porn, Like I would never forget her. Never forget her. She was amazing. But pause.
Speaker 3Have you seen Pinkie lately? Have you seen Pinkie lately?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Pinkie looks nasty. Oh my God. Nasty Beauty Dior, yes, all of them.
Speaker 3I got names.
Speaker 1Because they fight. It's a golden era. I'm trying to tell y'all it's a gold. I think we probably all discovered them all at the same time. That's where West Coast productions came from.
Speaker 3Brushed her nipples on with a little brush. That's enough. I can't even know how you describe it.
Speaker 4But look, I've never seen anything like it. But OK, that was y'all girl.
Speaker 1That was me when you 12, 13, 14, you're not looking at that you ain't just like that.
Speaker 4Y'all was 12 years old watching porn.
Speaker 3Oh well, you were, you first watched porn.
Speaker 1That's right.
Speaker 4It's not about me, and they all start lying down. Yes, I don't want to talk about that. That's not what we here for.
Speaker 1I remember that, wait, wait, so OK, so just give me an age range. Were you a teenager or were you an adult when you started watching?
Speaker 4Like watching it regularly or seeing it for the first time.
Speaker 1Oh, I guess I guess watching it regularly.
Speaker 4I don't watch it regularly because I don't. I don't like amateur porn. I don't like the professional shit, like with the acting and all the extras and the story line. Don't be a fuck about that shit.
Speaker 1So you like the nonambers.
Speaker 4I just like the homemade shit.
Speaker 3I like the amateur, like camera down, like yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, shaking and shit.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, I like that shit too, though I was on like a little story line.
Speaker 4Yeah, why y'all are fucking, how y'all guys here, how y'all know each other Because if you go in peace man and came in, not a fucking.
Speaker 3I'm just trying to figure out how we got from here to there. So why does that?
Speaker 4matter, there's fucking happening.
Speaker 3I didn't have a show question Just how do we get this? But when that shit just come on.
Speaker 1It's fucking nuts, though. It just come on.
Speaker 3Just come on, that's OK.
Speaker 1Before that like I mean the dialogue. You I skip past all that. I don't know.
Speaker 4It's so corny and so bad.
Speaker 3I hate when they be picking up.
Speaker 4I can't and I get distracted by all of the other extra shit, like I can't even focus on the fucking because I'm too busy looking at her tracks, or she missing two toenails, or she got a little bit of a bullet wounds this nigga. I think of asking like I can't. That is the worst.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4I can't.
Speaker 3I can't as high as this white.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4That whole powder. I just I can't fucking anything. Hi, ivan, what?
Speaker 2up Ivan.
Speaker 3No, I got excited. Soon as you really be like. I know you was recording this, I know he paid you. Nobody got nobody, nothing.
Speaker 1But that's a part of the amateur. Look though, you know the I haven't heard it.
Speaker 3The Ivan says the backstory to power. It asked him.
Speaker 1It does. It has some substance to it. Twitter porn is fire. Twitter porn is the best. Yes, it's the best. It's a quick hit, it's like Mm hmm.
Speaker 3It's a good one. Don't don't read it.
Speaker 4Don't even read it, just act like you don't.
Speaker 1It's on where we 15 minutes in I. Why is she doing this to me?
Speaker 4No, that's no questions. I have a question.
Speaker 1It's from my friend oh my God, bully wound Ashy, as that shit is Soon. As you spit you can see where the spit went to.
Speaker 4So you knew he was going to be on camera today. Well, you know but you know this was happening.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, Loathing no no, no, they knew. Oh, it's shit.
Speaker 3Game Actual.
Speaker 1That shit is hilarious Repeating.
Speaker 3I'm repeating. You got repeat her.
Speaker 1That is fucking fun.
Speaker 3Some of y'all by sensual. She's playing bass, that's why I mean you know, what she did that so.
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Speaker 1But the shit that that lowkey irritate me, though, about Twitter porn is like that shit is legit everywhere. Though you could be. I seen, OK, I seen. Have y'all seen? God, I don't be knowing these celebrities Now. What's the chick that I don't know that man? I feel sorry for him. What's that chick? She just, she just had a baby. She was at the Usher concert.
Speaker 4Kiki yes.
Speaker 1Yes, I got. I'm terrible with celebrity names, but she had just did a photo shoot with the milk. I don't know if y'all seen that, so she did, let me see. Let me see.
Speaker 3Is a point there.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a.
Speaker 4I'm trying to figure out how we got from pouring the Kiki Palmer.
Speaker 1I'm about to, I'm about to let you know, oh, ok, because one point I know that that's not a porn. I would yeah, I wouldn't watch that shit for you. Yeah, I think that's going to be.
Speaker 4Uh-uh, that thing is not somebody I want to be fucking, I'm just.
Speaker 1So she can you all see that here.
Speaker 4Oh, oh, got milk.
Speaker 1So so that's the picture right. So I clicked the picture and read the comments. I shouldn't have done this. There's point in the comments it's mad point it's. It's shit I've never heard of. It's a woman that's lactating and she squirted herself in the face with her own titties.
Speaker 2And I'm just sitting there I didn't know that, but I you know that's a big thing.
Speaker 3I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 2is this.
Speaker 3Them girls get paid for that Can't why.
Speaker 1Why is this happening right now, Like stop it Like she get bad here.
Speaker 3Y'all really think that.
Speaker 1I think he.
Speaker 4But, yeah.
Speaker 1I think, I think she Like she probably too low and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3Oh no.
Speaker 1I think she just went off the head.
Speaker 4I can't see.
Speaker 1No, it wouldn't be done to brag to the homies about it, wouldn't oh that thing? You probably deny it.
Speaker 4Now she'll be a star. Now nobody is going to count that one.
Speaker 1She ain't got it. She ain't sucking my dick. She'll yes, you'll starfish for show, but yeah, that's that.
Speaker 4Little princess.
Speaker 1Twitter porn. She admitted she eats ass.
Speaker 2Who Kiki Kiki?
Speaker 1Oh, I'll pass.
Speaker 3You know what to say to that, because Hold on, wait a minute.
Speaker 4Yeah, I knew why. They hear somebody say that they will pass on letting somebody eat their ass Like you know how unattractive you have to be for somebody to be like. I wouldn't even let you eat my ass.
Speaker 1I don't, even I don't look at Kiki like that, though, like I don't, I don't, I'm not sexually attracted to Kiki, like she cute. Yeah, she's all right. She kind of like I don't know man.
Speaker 3Is it would you want to see in a partner if that ever went down? Who's porno you want to see?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, well, I can't. Ok, just aesthetically it would be probably like Khalise, but I don't know if she can actually Perform like I don't know.
Speaker 3You know I like that. Yeah, we are.
Speaker 1Yeah, Khalise is fired to me out there on that farm.
Speaker 3She Mm. Hmm, she'll try to around one good time, my goodness.
Speaker 1Tracy, Tracy, Ellen, she would be fire.
Speaker 3Yes, that's all. But in my experience I'm just saying that's untitled.
Speaker 4I mean I can picture, but, tracy, I was right, I can't see it.
Speaker 1I can see you with Johnny. I can see you doing that.
Speaker 4Like I can see yeah.
Speaker 1Kalani, she fired. Now I can't see me along you, she, she fired, but she's so OK, she's so pretty, I can't see her.
Speaker 4You said no, no no, because I feel like she would do like what was remembering Boomerang every time they had sex she would take out that she grabbed the tissue and make him wipe itself Like I feel like that's how I feel, like y'all remember that scene, I believe, in the movie and wipe it. So, bougie, I just feel like that's how she would do it.
Speaker 1Angela Simmons after seeing her on stage with Yolkati. She has a father. You can tell she has a father.
Speaker 4She her father raised her very well, what does that even mean?
Speaker 1I wouldn't have said me Did you see her up there? Just unorthodox, just so uncomfortable. She looked like she. That's what a college education looks like. That's what self respect looks like, because everybody was expecting her to go up there.
Speaker 3Going on an orthodox. That's what it would look like. He got a daddy.
Speaker 1And put it like this Angela Simmons is what I think Nealong would do in the bed. What that weird looking and we talked for a bit. Hello, she would piss me off Because Angela find us Fuck. Why are you moving like that? Like you just got new knees or something Like what's happening, right?
Speaker 2now.
Speaker 3What's you know? What do you look like? What happened?
Speaker 1In front of people on stage with your man.
Speaker 3Well, I said that's the air Cabado to yeah, yeah, ok.
Speaker 4So I watch Erica Badoos. I come around like she is some who do voodoo, some which. That's true, ain't nothing. No, I ain't watching nothing with her snatchers involved. I've seen what she's done to me.
Speaker 3I've seen what she's done to us.
Speaker 1Oh my God, the fuck that she said snatch. I haven't heard her snatched him forever. What?
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I didn't even.
Speaker 5That's not the way to change your life.
Speaker 4No, erica, for me I can't snatch. Got niggas out here playing flutes and shit that nigga killed me too, Do you know that he is 39?
Speaker 3200 billboards right now and set a record for the longest song. Is? That song is 12 minutes long. They complained to record. Oh yeah, because we were. They were, you feel, listening, fucking jamming.
Speaker 1I'm off the fucking recorder, I'm not.
Speaker 3It's America's next angel life.
Speaker 1Oh shit, that's fucking nuts. I must not be in the greatest rapper ever and play the flute they get one day in one side, I know.
Speaker 4I'm good, ain't nobody been right? I'm not watching.
Speaker 3Unless you ready for that kind of change in your life. You ready.
Speaker 4Serena Williams.
Speaker 1I would never touch Serena Williams.
Speaker 4He said three Right, so watch National Geographic fucking what.
Speaker 1I bet she howls. She probably does no.
Speaker 3I think she does Clabbing. Why do?
Speaker 5you think she, why do you?
Speaker 4think she. You heard her grunts right.
Speaker 3Her grunts when she hit that tennis ball. The exact opposite.
Speaker 1All right, I see where you going, I know where you going with it.
Speaker 3She got some grunt, some animal noises coming out of there somewhere. That's probably why she fuck with the white man, he like that shit. I don't want to hear that that is fucking.
Speaker 1That's what we hear them from the back, and she's grinning like she's serving that ball.
Speaker 315 love, I'm not 15 love.
Speaker 130 love no.
Speaker 4No no.
Speaker 3I want to see it. I want to see the board.
Speaker 1No, thanks guys. Oh man, why would you want to see that With the tennis shoes? Come on. What would be the premise? I don't know. Would it be Grits type? What was she like? So would it be like a production?
Speaker 4Would she be like in a tennis skirt and it's like she taking tennis lessons. Keep writing it.
Speaker 3Grits, hold on, let me get some paper. I'm not writing shit. I'm asking you to do this yo for him. You give me the whole plot. I came not from tennis business, what else?
Speaker 2The grid would be strong.
Speaker 3That's scary, Is that? Are y'all afraid of the grip that strong?
Speaker 1That's what I'd be. I wanted to ask y'all that, like, how do y'all even come up with the grip? Like how do y'all know how to grip us?
Speaker 4Yes, Because it ain't nothing but a key to your dick in you.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no. I'm talking about with your hands, grip, strength your hands. Cause that, yeah, cause that's a unspoken, not talked about much skill set, because you can mess up some good, some good mouth with the wrong grip, cutting off circulation and shit.
Speaker 3So you don't have somebody stuck too hard.
Speaker 4You asking the question like no, the hand grip.
Speaker 1I'm talking about the hand grip. Like how do y'all know? Like, how did you practice it? Like, how do you know how to get it right?
Speaker 3Okay, grits, thank you. I was like what, what are you talking about? Let me just fix this thing, what?
Speaker 4How am I supposed to even practice that and know I have it right, unless I'm doing it on a live person?
Speaker 1That's why I asked you guys the question no.
Speaker 4I never, never. You just pay attention. You pay attention to the reactions that you get.
Speaker 1Oh so y'all, y'all, jay-z out here, y'all just one shot, hoven it. No, y'all don't write shit down, y'all just go out there and say I got it One, take Fucking bars, nigga.
Speaker 3How do y'all do it Right cause each person is she comes from practice.
Speaker 1No, we have to practice eating pussy.
Speaker 4How do you practice?
Speaker 1Eating pussy. You gotta go get a woman. Okay, all right. What's happening here? We never get it right. We never get it right. The first time Y'all talk about, y'all want to take hoven it.
Speaker 3We never said that I never said that Never said that. What we're saying is, though, it's different for each person. So you watch your partner, we learn from y'all.
Speaker 1So y'all get it right the first time.
Speaker 4I wouldn't even say I'm getting it right the first time, but I'm exploring the first time. I'm exploring the first time and I also I like to be given instructions. Tell me exactly what you want. Talk to me Okay okay, so we not doing quiet sex cause, if there is. If there is.
Speaker 5Oh shit.
Speaker 4Sorry, we're not doing quiet sex.
Speaker 3You have a silent sex, give me hand signals and I don't know what you're doing. Nah, I can't talk to you. Nah, you can do that.
Speaker 4Nah, no, talk to me.
Speaker 1What if y'all would have heard like the slow clap? You know how in movies.
Speaker 3And then the tear fall down this high. I would have been tired that day, baby. That would have been it.
Speaker 1Y'all put y'all Jersey in the rafters. That's it.
Speaker 3Yeah, and I'm standing up. I would like to thank you, gonna retire your number right then that's it. I just want to thank me for being with me, great. Okay, I want to thank you for the way you supposed to, and these magical hands, they did it all. I'm tired Y'all welcome. Yeah, man.
Speaker 1Hey, I haven't got a whole production over here. Don't grip it my phone. Use your hands to massage my nipples. You got a whole little train going.
Speaker 4Don't even grip it. You like your nipples play, do you?
Speaker 1Yeah, that shit fire. Yeah, I do. Yeah, that shit fire. Okay, go ahead and do it, because we men I'm just posing a question, man, because I've had some bad ones where it's just this fool said I love me a handy dandy bitch.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 1RJ on one. I fuck with RJ. Fuck with the energy Singleteer.
Speaker 3The only way.
Speaker 1The single tear drop is probably how Miss Badoo be turned in platinum artists into flute magicians. This is true Very true Ancient flute magicians.
Speaker 3Don't forget about that.
Speaker 1The ancient have you ever made the group chat?
Speaker 4I've made a group, sarah Whoa.
Speaker 3I don't know the I'm not sure, was it this?
Speaker 1was it a good way? This was positive.
Speaker 3Yeah, because you can make the group type either way.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4You make the group chat. Either way, I've made a group chat. I was told to never do what I did, ever again, but Keep it.
Speaker 5Wow.
Speaker 4Hello what did you do? I didn't do nothing. I thought I just did regular stuff.
Speaker 3I don't know, I wanted.
Speaker 1So, so hold on, no, no, no.
Speaker 3Is she right Because she taught me a lot? Yeah, but you have taught me a lot. I got a husband from it, so I appreciate you.
Speaker 4Oh, wow, that gogurt 3000 one, the number 3000 is what I think I did that night.
Speaker 3Yeah, that is a move, that is a powerful move. What?
Speaker 1is it?
Speaker 3called yeah.
Speaker 1Is it what? Say it again.
Speaker 3It's called it the gogurt 3000.
Speaker 1Go Gert.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, you know the gogurt packs. You know how you squeeze them up To get the yogurt out. Wow.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, but that takes perfection of the grip. This goes back to the grip, that's all. I'm saying I just was curious how y'all learn that shit. That's all. That's how you learn the grip. I learn the grip Making a group chat is not a good thing. Niggas keep their best eaters on a complete secret.
Speaker 4Not this one. Not this one.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I don't really know. I'm not in a group, so I don't think this.
Speaker 4You're not in a group chat. You've never had a group chat, no.
Speaker 1I'm kind of a loner.
Speaker 4My best work being a group chat.
Speaker 1Damn, that's lit. So you up there, you're Jersey and the Rafters.
Speaker 2I don't know about that.
Speaker 1You're a legend in two games Peewee, kirkland. You're a legend here and you're a legend. You're a legend and what would be that? What would that in a group chat? You're out here.
Speaker 4I don't know about all that.
Speaker 1Why? Why you say that?
Speaker 4I don't know what would be being a legend, maybe an honorable mission?
Speaker 1We're going to play the humble game. Ivan says if you eat this dick, the best. I'm deleting your number and communicating by messenger pigeon only.
Speaker 4Why.
Speaker 2Why, why? I see that comment.
Speaker 4Why no?
Speaker 1link? I don't think. Oh, somebody didn't put a link.
Speaker 3I sent you the link on stereo. And man she says man, she taught me about.
Speaker 4We're not starting over. We're not starting over, you're only just starting.
Speaker 1Only First.
Speaker 4Oh God, I just realized what she's talking about. No, no man. No, no, not, you got the gold.
Speaker 1You know, you know who. A white woman that y'all would least expect Is like fucking fire. Legit fire. Dolly Parton.
Speaker 3What are you talking about? Firing what?
Speaker 1she is a beautiful woman. Back in the back in the day she wanted to buy women. That was just, I think, your pot, I think your corner box is glitching because I don't think I hear you properly.
Speaker 3She couldn't be in Nancy Reagan, though, nancy.
Speaker 4I got a lot of let me see Let me see Nancy, what, what year that's?
Speaker 5all over there. Hey, what year that's.
Speaker 1That's all over there.
Speaker 3She was a throat goat, but Nancy Reagan was a throat goat.
Speaker 1Oh, she was a throat goat, she was acting Hollywood.
Speaker 4For how good her head was.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Too short Easy.
Speaker 3You wrap about her, somebody wrap about it was too short.
Speaker 1Her head was yeah, y'all got to go search this picture. I'm going to look it up. I'm going to Hold on.
Speaker 4I think that'll be part of the QO lady now, so I could see her being cute with you.
Speaker 1She was fucking fire Like ridiculous.
Speaker 4I like that we part of the Tammy done.
Speaker 1You don't like that.
Speaker 4We party Right.
Speaker 3I mean, I mean she cool, I ain't saying she cute and then, like she a cool white lady, she fine as shit. She got going too far.
Jesus' Voice and Racist Terms Discussion
Speaker 1No, I'm going to show you. I got to show you. She showed me. She looked like a, she's a lady White on my list.
Speaker 3then, from back in the day, betty, betty, white man, that's what we're doing. This is what we're doing right now.
Speaker 1Come on, man Come on.
Speaker 4She look like she. Oh yeah, she hung out with niggas.
Speaker 1Come on man.
Speaker 4She definitely looked like a white girl to hang out with niggas.
Speaker 1Look at the lips.
Speaker 4Here in the pack.
Speaker 1The pretty.
Speaker 3Come on man. They're pretty she's pretty yeah, she wouldn't make it. No no.
Speaker 1But that's, she wanted them once.
Speaker 3Natural faces, yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, of course Now she's Throwback, Dolly oh she looked like the creep keeper in drag, but oh, 15, 15.
Speaker 1Dolly, like Dolly got Got that infinite years, whatever her and Morgan Freeman be fucking drinking and eating. That's fucking amazing. They just showed a video of Morgan walking to his car and they was like, oh, he has a health scare. This nigga live like four lifetimes. He's like probably Jesus Christ. He's Jesus Christ All my life.
Speaker 4All my life has been old.
Speaker 1He is, jesus Christ he is. I do feel like that's what Jesus sound like, like if I was to hear Jesus narrating my date.
Speaker 4I would hear it in the morning.
Speaker 3It's true.
Speaker 4I hear no, what you think Jesus sound like.
Speaker 3Please tell me what voice.
Speaker 1I don't have. I never thought about what Jesus would sound like. I don't know.
Speaker 3I don't know if the cadence would be that way.
Speaker 1I don't know if his cadence would be like that.
Speaker 3This was that little one or two inches of chat. You think Lionel Richard is Jesus voice. No, not Lionel Richard.
Speaker 4It's me that's your mother.
Speaker 3Let me think of the greatest voices.
Speaker 1What is some good voices? I mean, if Morgan Freeman is up there, denzel has a distinctive voice, like no matter where I hear him at. I don't think Denzel. Oh, no, that's another black black man.
Speaker 4What if you sound like Samuel L Jackson?
Speaker 1That would be fire.
Speaker 3I did Jesus curse a little.
Speaker 1That would be fire. I think Jesus. Yeah, that would be fire.
Speaker 3Yeah, who, oh, hey, what up.
Speaker 1Chris style. But yeah, I go Samuel L. Samuel L, that's kind of all right. I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure. Samuel L, that's kind of all right.
Speaker 4You'll take Samuel over, morgan.
Speaker 1Yeah, because I would kind of like push whatever. If it was Morgan Freeman, I'll push it to the side, like because you know Jesus is going to try to correct you and shit Like you. Sure you want to do that.
Speaker 3No, I think Jesus sounds like a pimp, like an in again Oakland or some shit.
Speaker 4You think Jesus sound like an Oakland?
Speaker 3We get our life together. You feel me? All right, I'm going to go to the side of the one little baby. You feel me, you've got to do better than that little baby. Get on your knees.
Speaker 4This is your Oakland impression.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, little baby, you don't hear me, I don't. Okay, you know what I can't. No, I'm good. I just feel like Jesus might be a little pimp on it, like I feel like he got a pimp voice.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You would Activity to me, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3He would hang a nigga's hanging out on water.
Speaker 4That's just a nigga with a smooth walk, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, that is true. Like you know, you the shit type deal Like it ain't nothing you can do about it. Wesley's Y'all run it out.
Speaker 4It's not like blade.
Speaker 2Adam Wow.
Speaker 1Not. Would you like a slurpee?
Speaker 4I was like that's fucked up, jesus. The last time like I boo oh welcome, you got goofy grand. You know what that's right, I think you sound.
Speaker 3I don't think you sound like I boo like. I don't think you sound like I boo like. I don't think you sound like I boo like.
Speaker 1I don't think you sound like I boo, like I boo like Fucked up, though. That's fucked up, oh man. But it's funny how we just think Jesus don't sound like any white man ever, or Asian man.
Speaker 4I'm gonna name a white man that I think you.
Speaker 1You want that.
Speaker 4What it's the opinion of what I've been getting at like hey, hey, hey, hey Say Tammy's favorite Sam, so we can picture Jesus talking like an Oakland.
Speaker 5Picture Jesus talking like what you first got to start out with.
Speaker 1Hey Jesus, how's it going? He'll be like code on a small talk.
Speaker 5Talk to me, I'll talk back you gotta see what you guys are saying.
Speaker 2You think Jesus?
Speaker 1sound like Jesus Call, do something. I heard you You're gonna be like talk to me, I'll talk back.
Speaker 5You feel me? Boom Makes me know you're gonna be like Jesus. I need a hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2You don't even know what to do with all that. You feel me it's unreasonable, it's unreasonable.
Speaker 3Yeah, you gotta make sure you say your mind and where you at right now.
Speaker 4You're not there.
Speaker 5Baltimore.
Speaker 4Oh man.
Speaker 1That Baltimore, that's it.
Speaker 4Baltimore accent would make me an atheist.
Speaker 3You two, I can't even say it.
Speaker 1Get on the hood You're.
Speaker 4That little Florida accent would make me an atheist. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1Oh man, yeah, You're, and you're too, that's You're. Oh shit, oh my God Jesus calling you a dummy. Now Stop. That should be funny and that Baltimore accent Dami.
Speaker 3Jesus Pimp name Messiah.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm done Hum, hum, hum, humity with fucking how both of y'all Y'all booze coming here and fucking flame and shit. I'm like what I like this.
Speaker 3After this To me, I feel like that's how he said unreasonable.
Speaker 1That shit, that line, that word Alone is fucking hilarious. It's two words Unreasonable. Unreasonable and unacceptable is nothing that you can do about those two words. If somebody says your behavior is unacceptable, what the fuck do you do about that? What can you say to somebody that says you are unacceptable or you are unreasonable, you got to take it. You just take it.
Speaker 2You're right yeah.
Speaker 1You're.
Speaker 2I'm unacceptable.
Speaker 1That's like the most proper this ever read. Read.
Speaker 3I was in comment because I was just thinking this, this Uh, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a.
Speaker 1There you go. We was just talking about porn and now we on Jesus. How does this happen in a span of four?
Speaker 5minutes.
Speaker 1Welcome to the show, my brother. Welcome to the show. This is what we does on Saturdays.
Speaker 4Nobody else's question but you this is the first time in your this is wrong with the punch?
Speaker 1We got cookies, porn, jesus. This is what we do. We, we do, we do, we do it.
Speaker 3Press for two years. The what?
Speaker 4Who is that Not to be a nosy pineapple?
Speaker 1Who is she, yo, when you that's bread pineapple. Oh, I'm.
Speaker 4Following now, but yeah, welcome.
Speaker 1You know, I would have. I would have fucked shit out of young Dolly young Dolly probably could have got it segregation nigga I will.
Speaker 3You breaking the law.
Speaker 1Sundown town pans down like to fuck up in the fucking shit. What dolly? Pardon though, Jolyne I. Got you, Jolyne that's the song they gonna play when they dragging me behind a truck. That's pretty good. In other news there's 20 paces, 13, oh shit. You and them cheeks quit being nosy, y'all wildin out here.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, the comment.
Speaker 1Real shit, gotta be careful out here. You know they ain't fucked with the white woman back then either, so How'd you let that nag her? Fuck you, come on, boys, that's how they'll do it. Wait what yeah, because they didn't fuck with the white women like the women was like second rate.
Speaker 3It was no accident. Everything, that's what. Oh yeah, that's the race.
Speaker 1Come on, come on now. God darn moon, crickets always round here.
Speaker 4No cricket, wait, is that a real thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1Grits, come on In the south no moon, moon cricket yeah.
Speaker 1First of all yes, from the moon. That shit is hilarious. I'm gonna keep it 100 with you. The first time I've ever heard that was in passing. I heard a white soldier talking to another white soldier and I heard the phrase moon cricket and I fucking lost. I wasn't even offended, like because they weren't talking to me. I say what the fuck is a moon cricket? Like to myself, of course I didn't ask them that. But a moon cricket, yes, is A phrase. If you google it, it's there. It's a racial racist term.
Speaker 1And to me I'm gonna be honest racist, those racist terms there, that shit is funny.
Speaker 4I gotta get this white lady out of my damn google search because of y'all.
Speaker 1You still ain't tell me what you're raving. Nancy raking was doing her shit. Moon cricket, yeah man, moon cricket. I'm trying to tell y'all man, the shit's real. It's just like cockazoid and shit like that. It's a long time.
Speaker 4Really? If it really is, they use it in the slave days.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4That's wow. Yeah, because of the runaway slaves, they use the moonlight to escape.
Speaker 1I'm trying to tell you, man they they was simple as fuck back then. So Goddamn moon cricket get them. Nigger, nigger is not enough. The hard er is not enough. You gotta get, you know, get more creative, because they didn't think we could read and shit A rose from the moon.
Speaker 3I don't give a big shout out to my two live listeners off my uh semester 10 page on facebook.
Speaker 1Hey, oh, first of all um how come you didn't address them as such. Accordingly, Listener you know what you follow.
Speaker 4No, we talked about this.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 4It's in the group chat.
Speaker 1You have a fan base Tamia lights, tamalites, oh, tamalites, excuse me oh.
Speaker 3Tamalites yeah, I'm doing this on this. This is not a tamalite, it's not a real thing.
Speaker 1Hmm, the disrespect.
Speaker 3What is not a real thing, they came for you.
Speaker 1How you doing producer here.
Speaker 4Producer hey producer they say hey, hey that's wild.
Speaker 1So you just not gonna, you're not gonna talk about you're not gonna find your people.
Speaker 3Look, there you go, it's starting see Shout out to everybody in the live watching Drop the ball. I don't, I don't remember y'all made the tamalites up. I didn't make this up. I don't think that's the thing you.
Speaker 1Did we, did we make this up? Yes, hmm, see, look, here they go.
Speaker 4I'm about to fight these people here they go Hmm they coming? I knew they was coming. I call some more of them. Stay on their way.
Speaker 1They damn damn. Look at this.
Speaker 3You sit out in a uh uh a tamalite. They look legit.
Speaker 4Yeah, I put out the bathroom. I put out the bathroom.
Speaker 1All you gotta do is address them. Let's.
Speaker 3You in on it too, bunny jay, wow, oh.
Speaker 1Oh shit Assemble.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1Just I. It's not as simple. Right Apple All you gotta do is just let them know. So all you gotta do is address them. Come on now, talk to your people.
Speaker 4Talk to them, okay, you gonna turn this shit off.
Speaker 3Alright back.
Speaker 4There we go.
Speaker 1They legit came in here. Bro, Shit, they got a bad signal. They not playing.
Speaker 4I told you.
Speaker 3Hello, who's there? Who's joining? What is that?
Speaker 1Oh, that's producer.
Speaker 3Oh, hey, producer.
Speaker 1She just there. I have a question for you, yeah.
Speaker 4Cause people are not about to make me feel like I'm ignorant and I don't know. I don't know, I don't know English, as stupid as this language is. What is the L in Salmon? Silent or not? That damn, keith Lee got you fucked up. Keith Lee got me all the way fucked up, so disappointed. Is the L in Salmon silent or not?
Speaker 1Yeah it's silent.
Speaker 4Nobody says it's Salmon, it is a lector, ignite it. No, it's not, that's how he said it.
Speaker 3You do not ignite it. My name is Keith Lee.
Speaker 1I'm a lector.
Speaker 4I like to discuss First of all I'm following him because of that.
Speaker 1Oh no. First of all, before we even get to that, this nigga had a chopped cheese salmon. What the fuck is that I love a Philly cheesesteak. I go to just about every state and get a Philly the equivalent to a chopped cheese. What the fuck is a salmon chopped cheese? Who gets it?
Speaker 3You know how nasty you are. It looks nasty.
Speaker 4It looks like cat food on a bun. It looks nasty. I didn't even watch it. I don't know what his review was. I don't know what he said, I clicked out and I'm unfollowed.
Speaker 3I knew you were going. I don't need that kind of negativity.
Speaker 4I was rooting for you.
Speaker 3I was rooting for you, I just knew.
Speaker 1So do y'all say caramel, how y'all say that shit. This is not about us, it's about salmon.
Speaker 4It's about salmon. I hate it. I look caramel. That's like pissing me off.
Speaker 2Caramel. That's just so many syllables.
Speaker 3You know what I mean I look caramel. I would never be around you when you order anything. Caramel.
Speaker 1Let me get that caramel crunch. Start knocking shit over. Get a little caramel. You want to sound like that.
Speaker 3I used to work at Starbucks and nobody ever came in there I was like let me get a caramel, let me get that caramel.
Speaker 4It was caramel, you can say it.
Speaker 3Caramel.
Speaker 4Car U-Mail.
Speaker 3C-A-R-A, car-m-a-r-a.
Speaker 1So y'all just.
Speaker 3You said it was cute. You want to sort of acknowledge the A yeah slightly we got to ignore the L Caramel.
Speaker 1That's too much work.
Speaker 4Come on, man, I'm not going to get that. I'm not going to get that.
Speaker 1I'm not going to get that. Come on, man. So it's salmon and caramel.
Speaker 4Say it again Caramel. You're saying it at the right time.
Speaker 3You're saying it at the right time. I can activate this soul.
Speaker 1Salmon and caramel.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm going to go with C-A-R-A Caramel, caramel, caramel.
Speaker 1Right, right, it is caramel Caramel.
Speaker 3Caramel, caramel.
Speaker 4Sticky yeah, why your goose Sticky?
Speaker 1Call him the Goochers.
Speaker 2All right, that's the Gooch.
Speaker 1What up Good?
Speaker 4And yeah, just like that I'm in a car.
Speaker 1Car she said she's going to say the fucking air. I mean, I see Pineapple said it, his fucking English.
Speaker 4I'm from half of the soul here. I can't do it, can't do it, I can't do it.
Speaker 1I got to disown people that's eating fucking salmon Chop. She is fucking gross, sam and the, so we have a good menu. That's what it's, not even a fish that you would want to eat like that. This is not fried it's it's a soft ass fish. It's nasty.
Speaker 4Stop this looks so soggy or wet. It's a food I can't do wet bread either.
Speaker 1That's a pet peeve.
Speaker 4That's nasty, yeah, it's disgusting, I'm cool. What did you say about it, though Did y'all listen to the whole?
Speaker 1nah.
Speaker 4Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3I have seen a review because of all this, like at least 25 videos of them being so angry. Oh, they was mad about it. Oh, New Yorkers are pissed. Who sent him there? This is bullshit. Why is he Elmond?
Speaker 1Because it's nasty they're out.
Speaker 3He'll post hey, this place is recommended, and then they hold posts. You know from his DMs his only one of places that's been recommended by other people. Maybe they're people are mad, they're like no that's some nasty ass shit.
Speaker 1I wouldn't keep it.
Speaker 3one in which he doesn't ask I was just a top cheese to be a top, yes, not nothing would fish.
Speaker 1What are you going to put Oxtails in there next? Like what, like what? The fuck is really happening. Oxtail chop, like come on.
Speaker 4But that is my question. So I know he takes his recommendation for the restaurants from his audience. Does he also take the item? Or did somebody just say go to this restaurant and he went in and looked at the menu was like let me get the same shot cheese.
Speaker 1That's. That's equally as disturbing. If you pick that out, right, I don't know we trust me more at this point.
Speaker 3I don't think there's no one told him what. They just see him to the restaurant, so that means he walked in there, looked at that menu. That's what he picked. Can we just keep leading?
Speaker 4more Can we? I don't know, because he says the L in salmon.
Speaker 3Oh man, it's not trustworthy.
Speaker 1That's fucking nuts, fucking nuts.
Speaker 4What is happening in the box and shit.
Speaker 1Well, that's why I'm keeping it to a minimum. I don't want him to kick my fucking neck off or some shit like that.
Speaker 4You think he's gonna come for you.
Speaker 1This is what happens. It starts at the bottom of grits. It does we're. We're trying to work our way up, and by the time we get up there, my bad, I'm just saying it's a weird choice of food.
Speaker 3Please don't yeah, kevley.
Speaker 4This time don't say that.
Speaker 3Someone said it you think like a stud, and I've never been able to see it. So y'all see him when he be dancing and his thighs be shaking you know what he dances, go to his tiktok.
Speaker 1I'm not watching that, no.
Speaker 3I am.
Speaker 1I was in my head.
Speaker 3I'm not. I'm sending it to both of you. He doesn't dance. His eyes be shaking.
Speaker 1Not him out here like a Hoochie Daddy? What?
Speaker 4dance could a man be doing in his house? Okay, thank you. Like, what is he doing? No, he doesn't Tiktok dance, I'm just a tiktok dancer. Yeah, sure, because I did this in his great short Short. Yeah, it was getting on him because when he picked up his daughter, his little thing thing was thing thing. He loves him, great short.
Speaker 3And he's staying on great short.
Speaker 1So he get dressed like a cartoon character. You wear the same thing every day Clothes.
Speaker 2So, I mean he's staying home dad right, he's staying here.
Speaker 4You need a whole wardrobe for that Lee.
Speaker 1That's why.
Speaker 4What he's a thing that he be dancing.
Speaker 1And no that he gets a pass for not changing his clothes. He wears the same thing every day.
Speaker 3Oh, there it is Sent to you.
Speaker 4What are your deal breakers, because after last week, I need to know this.
Speaker 1What, what, what you mean.
Speaker 4What are your deal breakers? Clearly, farting is a deal break. Farting is out of here.
Speaker 1You got to go. What I'm playing? That shit bro.
Speaker 3What else do you think you can sleep? Are you going to put her out there?
Speaker 1Well, well, no, that them shits be funny. Them sound like I'm talking about like when it you can't fart, and it sound like you playing a tuba or some shit, like you can't do that. No, we ain't playing no trombone out this bitch, this ain't do it like. But when you sleep it just sound like you you clapping, like when a woman's like a little. It just sound like that like, but I don't mind it because you don't have no control over that.
Speaker 1It's fine, but yeah, you can't be one sound, one band, you know you can't see it, I'm going to send it to you. No.
Speaker 3I'm sorry. They want to see why you bro.
Speaker 1No, I'm done, not looking at it.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, I see the notification. I'm not watching it.
Speaker 1No, not watching that Pineapple just like it just did the, the Grinch from Christmas back and away from the camera.
Speaker 2I'm not watching it.
Speaker 3I'm going to everybody in the house Knees.
Speaker 1Don't do that Deep on in the bed, right?
Speaker 4I'm not doing that, man, you, you can't know what if it's not a horn, what if it's like? What if it's like the zipper, like the little, the little poots, but it's like a line of them.
Speaker 3What does it sound like?
Speaker 1a consecutive Fuck.
Speaker 3no, listen, man, it's just, it's the foreign like I can't that, like, like that, I don't know, I don't make sure I understand.
Speaker 1It's true. Yes, I can't do that. I can't do. I can't the trumpet. You know how trumpet when I don't know if you ever took band bodily functions. Smells. Smells are a big deal break If you smell nasty, just naturally I can't do that.
Speaker 4Naturally smells. Ok, that's. I can get that. I guess that's a deal break. I can't I got that? What else is on?
Speaker 1the list. Yeah, smells Pretty much. Attitude like how you, how you deal with people, is a big you know it starts getting real after that. That's the most outrageous. It's nothing interesting about my deal breakers, it's just being a nice person, being understanding. You know things of that nature. I can't, but the far it's is, the is the one.
Speaker 3Look at his face. Your face is crunched up like this is serious.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's a for real deal break. I can't do that. I don't know. No, you ain't gonna be busting ass everywhere and just thinking it's cool, pat. Hey, babe, you want to go to the no?
Speaker 4No, I see, that's that's. That's a bit much, I get that, but I'm just saying just like regular, just normal, oh excuse me.
Speaker 1Well, that OK. Ok, they excuse me part, that works better, that'll buy some time.
Speaker 3Oh, she had a tooted up horn, that thing, brr, she can control it, and then she looked back and looks at me, or like smiles.
Speaker 4No, nigga, you got to look at you to see if you were right, right, right.
Speaker 1You make it obvious when you, if you just keep it pushing, if you fart and keep it pushing, I wouldn't, even, I'm not going to acknowledge it.
Speaker 3If it's loud and sound like a trumpet, you're going to hear that. Just call for something.
Speaker 1Just act like you. I'm telling you Don't look at me, because if you look at me you're going to be disappointed. What you gonna say.
Speaker 4I'm not going to say nothing.
Speaker 2I'm just going to look when did it get?
Speaker 4That's, that's the end.
Speaker 3So you being a, tell me you're not fighting, so you probably the only man I know you're not fighting in front of good question. You're a woman.
Speaker 4You're a woman.
Speaker 3Do you lean over in there? No, I don't.
Speaker 1I don't purposely let it rip. I've. I've bent over one time and let it rip like that was an accident. Y'all heard that she's laughing.
Speaker 3She's laughing loud.
Speaker 1Because I legit like I was in the closet Okay, that's she laughing. I was in the closet getting some shoes. This like when I had just I had just like broke my leg. So my butt is tight, it's tight. So I bend over to get the shoes out of the closet and I was like like it went off, it was like fireworks. That shit was nuts and I try not to look back. I try not to look back. But she got. Why does it.
Speaker 4Look back makes a difference.
Speaker 1It makes it worse because you're acknowledging it.
Speaker 3No, you know we're making that thing, just go off.
Speaker 1No, the the fart itself is not. It's when you acknowledge it, it's when you just like you looking that's. That's when it's bad.
Speaker 4So everything okay, as long as nobody acknowledged that they didn't bust it. They did take off, he did cough.
Speaker 1Yeah, you cough, you can cough that thing off.
Speaker 3You're coughing out of your ass.
Speaker 1I couldn't even catch that. That was. That was so unexpected. I was like damn must be this oxy that I'm on, because this shit is nuts.
Speaker 2They don't let drugs this shit is nuts.
Speaker 1I don't take drugs, I don't do drugs. So that's at me going. Uh-uh, he looks like a leg lifter kind of far Nah he do he.
Speaker 4I've definitely get leg lifted from him to that that is so disrespectful. Tammy, you got a deal breaker list.
Speaker 3I'm gonna put the damn food in my mouth. Um, you know, thank you. Breath is a deal breaker for me. Mm, hmm, Um I don't really have too many deal breakers, like we were first meeting someone. Yeah, um, I like good breath good breath.
Speaker 2Bad breath yeah.
Speaker 3And they gotta have a hairline.
Speaker 1So y'all get away with that shit. What?
Speaker 3We gotta have a hairline too.
Speaker 1No, no, no. What Do that? Let me edge this off.
Speaker 4You mean like he can't be going bald, he can't be doing a jerk Jefferson, is that what you mean? Or like he's got?
Speaker 3to pick a struggle. He's got to pick a struggle. Pick a struggle. What you gonna do.
Speaker 4He can't be. He can't be. You know business, he's got to be in the bed, like that's weird. What's the struggle?
Speaker 3You take off your hat. You look like Neil pick a struggle. Can't have it both. What if he's not ready?
Speaker 4to let it go, but he, he ain't ready to let it go, but he a good dude.
Speaker 3He ain't a good dude for me. I want you to be staring at it. That's me, that's my problem. That's the problem that I got to work on. He ain't got to work on his hairline if he doesn't want to. That's the problem for me, because I think I won't stop staring.
Speaker 4You ain't never seen somebody who was bald before. Why are you staring at a man?
Speaker 3who's bald? No, no, no, no, not bald. Pick a struggle. You can be bald like a bald head man. Now that's nice, we can rub all heads together. But when it's in that stage of you don't know what to do with your life and you're contemplating on what to do with it, I don't know what.
Speaker 4if he's just spinning like LeBron, can he still be in the game?
Speaker 3As long as he don't do what LeBron did and put that black shit on the air. And then now you in the middle of the game sweating I'd be damned when we fucking. And then that's you know, black shit all on my back or something. That's no, I just I can't Come here, baby.
Speaker 2Where are these beauty mocks come from?
Speaker 3You remember? I think I'm traumatized. You remember I told you about that story, one on a date, and then, dude, he did have that shit, and then we got called the Beijing.
Speaker 4What is that called Beijing?
Speaker 3Yeah, and then we got called the rain, the beautiful day. Rain come out of nowhere hey, I thought he had cyber inside of nowhere. No, that was the third dripping, and then his hair was running down and out.
Speaker 4Never be the same. No, no.
Speaker 5Hey, listen here, baby.
Speaker 1Just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
Speaker 4Am I down with the mother? Okay, wait, hold on. Did y'all watch Squid Game? Did y'all watch? Like the next one? Okay, so there was one more one. I was kind of like I'm kind of fucking with that mullet.
Speaker 1It was hard.
Speaker 4It was one mullet on there that I was kind of like.
Speaker 3He had that thing fancy.
Speaker 4He had, he did, and I called him mother girl. He was early and really cute.
Speaker 3I shot him in the room, probably.
Speaker 2Hardy. I've seen some mullets I might have to fuck with.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm mad at his mother. I know he's like. He was cute too. He made it work.
Speaker 4He was cute. It was one of the big old calves, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Did you?
Speaker 3watch the end of that.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, no, no no, I just had that.
Speaker 3Did you watch the finale? Yes, we watched the finale. So are you feeling the way I'm feeling Like? How are you feeling about this finale?
Speaker 4Well, how are you feeling?
Speaker 3I hated it. I really was. You just wanted to win. What the hell was that? I don't care who won. That shit was inside Carmettica's fuck and I was so pissed.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm done. So he was mad too, because he wants the games to be like games that show a skill, like you're smart, you're athletic, but two champs games in a row that shit was garbage Well. I said, okay, so I learned something. Because I said, ro Shambow, you know rock paper scissors. I'd say it's a game of champs. But he says, no, he said it actually attacked it to it. She had a down pack.
Speaker 3He saw how she did it.
Speaker 4Well, she already says she for a living she reads people, so I'm not surprised she won. But she's still not gonna remun. You know, she's still ain't got paid.
Speaker 1How much you?
Speaker 4next looks and give her money.
Speaker 1How much you supposed to win?
Speaker 3$4.5 million. $6 million.
Speaker 2She ain't getting that. I can't tell you that.
Speaker 1I never heard, no shit like that.
Speaker 4Yeah, they had all the money right there in the piggy bank. That was fake money.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 4That was fake. Yes, crop money.
Speaker 1She's not getting that. It's like uh, it was that. It's similar to that time when Pepsi was giving away a fighter jet. You know I remember that. Yeah, you're not getting that shit Give a fuck.
Speaker 3Not that I'm done with my ridiculous deal breakers. What was yours?
Speaker 1Yes, clearly it's not a mullet.
Speaker 3Your first meeting is not a mullet. She can handle that. She fucks with the mullet.
Speaker 4His mullet was was rocket.
Speaker 1You don't fuck with the Dallas, the Dallas, are you seeing the Dallas?
Speaker 3I knew you were that funky patch in the back. Congress, you like that? What do they call it?
Speaker 1They actually have a name for it Southside or something. It's not the face when the legs like a bunch. Yeah.
Speaker 4Back. He's hitting now.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's your heart Got a little bumper. No, they want to give it to her and yen, not us dollars, the currency exchange.
Speaker 2That's fucked up.
Speaker 4I wonder what the exchange rate would be. Shag Is it a shag there?
Speaker 3it is. I don't like shag 450.
Speaker 4USD.
Speaker 1I'm sick of people. That's all she would get if she got it in yen.
Speaker 4That's hilarious.
Speaker 3Stop it, that is fucking funny, okay, good, back to you.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4What's your, what's my, yeah, my deal breakers. Yeah. I'm like asshole because I have a list Y'all have no list.
Speaker 3What do you know? I'm meeting someone. No, I'm surface level meeting someone, type stuff. Then I feel like my superficial Bill breakers.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean you can. Okay, deal breaker would be Okay. Number one is smells. Realistically, I mean you can't, I can't. I don't say that, I mean I don't even know what it is. I mean I don't know what it is, I don't know, I don't know what it is. I just don't know what it is. The way you dress, I don't. It's kind of hard, kind of hard to explain this. I don't want you to be like a label whore, but I don't want you dressed in like you or hippie, like I don't. That's just it. You gotta kind of like meet in the middle all the time. You know what I'm saying. Type of deal like you can be at the crib with sweatpants where I see, but not much as the type of you know just chill, some chill shit.
Speaker 4So you would deal with somebody who dresses like majority vintage majority.
Speaker 1It's the word majority, I don't mind that should say that that's they sound. Yeah, that, that it would oh every Tuesday that would, unless it was like super fire, thrift shops.
Speaker 3I don't stop the girls be put on, they do they do they really do do is wow.
Speaker 4I like the crystal girls data that's one of your deal breakers is the crystals crystals and zodiac shit like you can't, that can't be the basis don't you run up in your?
Speaker 3oh, I, like the United, wish your birthday. I'm gonna read your and what's your sign?
Speaker 1we can't, we can never do it. She can do it. She can legit do it. Yeah, she can do that shit, but I'm just not fucking with it like I'm not. The new trend of absurd edges kill it for me, that's a good deal breaker, ain't?
Speaker 4no way I just cover half your head.
Speaker 1It looks like sideburns.
Speaker 3Yeah, for sure no, walk around and call them sticky veins.
Speaker 1No, thank you well, I don't know what a hippie looks like today. Um, they they pretty much conceal it, though, but I don't know. As soon as she started pulling out crystals like those, are the.
Speaker 4To me those are new age hippies the ones who be wearing, like the natural deodorant oh my god, that's, and that goes into the smell like you know.
Speaker 1And they start trying to justify why they don't shower every day and shit like that supposed to be every other day and you supposed to let your natural body detox is so like hey bro yeah yeah, they don't say armpits, none of that you.
Speaker 1I see that I can't do it because I seen I seen it on my explore page I seen armpits, armpit hair and I was like what the fuck is that? Like I haven't seen that in eons. Like why are you on here just chilling like yeah like what the fuck are you on fucking instagram like that? For like that's crazy.
Speaker 1But they free they free, but I can't do it. I really can't do it. I can't do hair like hair. Yeah, hair holds a lot of odor. I'm telling you smells is so big for me I can't that's clearly one of your big things. I can't. I think it has traumatized me. I've had I wonder what bad experiences is okay, bad experiences with hair, but yeah, back to you grits this is top five.
Speaker 4Top five dirty nails, ugly kids, bad breath. Um, this gonna sound horrible, but I cannot do a man with hips, y'all know, with the high booty hip men. You've seen these men before, you've seen these men. I can't do it. Um, um, then my fifth one. What would my fifth one be? I don't know, I don't know what my fifth one would be, but those four right there for sure.
Speaker 1Oh, wow, what you don't want a man with the. Excuse me, get out the way he's no pardon me, excuse me, pardon me no no bill like his mama bill, just like his mom.
Speaker 4I'm not doing that. I'm the woman in this relationship I'm supposed to have all the ass.
Speaker 3A man with strawberry hips is a bit much it's a bit much.
Speaker 4There's a lot to have to do. It you got some. No, I don't know if these niggas is looking at my ass or yours. But I can't, I'm not competing with you, I'm not all right, so let me tell y'all this.
Speaker 1So I was on the internet and, um, I came across a story that said, uh, this, this kid, this person let me not say this kid, I only say this kid, because it's called HBCU Confessions so, anyway, this kid was having sex with his girlfriend and, uh, his ex found out about it, ex pulled up and beat the shit out of his girlfriend and now he feels away about his girlfriend with. I'm conflicted now because she got beat up. Yes, she got beat up. So what do you? You? Like he didn't ask a question, but I'm opposing this question like, what are you doing that situation when the dude you fucking with, or, in my case, the chick you fucking with your ex, whooped their ass? Like, do you look at them differently? Like, are you just there? Like, oh, it's okay, it's fine.
Speaker 4How much of an effort like did you just take the ass whooping or did you try to fight that I don't hmm, that's a good question.
Speaker 1It's a good question, okay. For for conversation sake, let's say you put up an effort, it was a valiant effort, you got Molly walked like that. He let hell loose. You making up excuses. I mean, it's okay, that didn't work out nobody we just not gonna tell nobody.
Speaker 4I'm gonna stick beside him you gonna stick beside him we gonna go, go, go down that's tough, you gonna let him wait, if your girl keep it up out, you ask you, you, you question everything at that point.
Speaker 1Oh, no, no, no, I just think it's different. For I feel like it's different for men, like if it's a man, that's what y'all like, for me I don't, I'm, I'm all for it, like I'm staying with my baby, like hmm. But I just feel like it's different because you kind of like champion your man, like you, he's your champion and then fight oh, they're not gonna sit on ground.
Speaker 4What we know, this we know, the real we know it's not even that I just if my ex beat up my current, then my ex would always constantly be trying some shit, because he know he can work that yeah that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1It's different. I feel like it's different, for if a man gets beat up by a woman's ex, versus the other way around, because I can't let it happen.
Speaker 4I just can't play. As soon as I see you losing the upper hand, I'm just gonna have to shoot jumping in oh, you're jumping in like it's either gun or I'm running him over like you're not gonna.
Speaker 3You know, maybe not going out like that's live, that's live.
Speaker 1We're gonna in this now, yeah, no no women will say, they will stick with you. But the minute you raise your voice, you at you.
Speaker 3You ain't talking at Jamal like that when he was flipping your ass it will just gotta be thrown in the face every five minutes just crush that man.
Speaker 1So why don't you? Just leave they could weep in the corner. Fetal position yeah, I mean I could take my girl. I'd be cool with that because she's still going. I can never bring it up again because if I, if I were to do that, if I were to be like, well, when she raised her voice, you wouldn't do that. When Tiffany, or whatever the ex would be did, whooped your ass. That's still whack on my fault.
Speaker 3It will always be your fault. Yeah, that's yeah, that's whack on my my yeah, the whole time it'll be your fault yeah, so yeah, but I couldn't see you saying that.
Speaker 4I can definitely see y'all getting into it and you just being like don't make me call Tiffany back over here when you're asking me to end the argument.
Speaker 1Oh wow oh, we still, we're still on this. Huh, oh okay.
Speaker 4I would have to intervene.
Speaker 1I couldn't just let let it happen yeah, and, and as quiet as it's kept, I would intervene you said you wouldn't okay, so yeah.
Speaker 4So question, because I've asked this question if your girl is getting jumped oh, knocking heads okay knocking heads, shit.
Speaker 1Listen, man, and I don't hit women, but it ain't gonna be three or four of them. No, we're not doing that. No, and her dad is still alive and around and walking. The first thing he gonna do is look at me and like yo, what you ain't do nothing. You let my baby beat up, no not I said the cat ain't nobody gonna talk to me. All crazy. Every time I pull up to a function, every time you know I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 4It's fucking looking like John Wick out there hope I'm not yes yes, cannot let that happen speaking of John Wick, so I don't know if he was home with his house got broken into. If I remember correctly, he did all his own stunts in the movie, which means he learned how to fight. Yes, you think he tried to John Wick, these motherfuckers when they broke into his house yes and I would, I would.
Speaker 1If I learned all of that shit, I would. I would be on some wish of nigga, would? I?
Speaker 4can't wait you just gonna wait for the opportunity to use your skills?
Speaker 1that nigga learned jujitsu. That nigga learned everything karate. He learned how to handle the weapons. I'm not, I'm gonna go off. He knows all the tactical moves. I can't wait. I'm leaving doors unlocked, windows up like a baby. I want you. I sleep in all black like I'm ready. I got guns everywhere ready why? That shit was lit. I know he did what he was supposed to do. He had a business. He's still on business. He's still on it. He won't play it. That shit was lit, but he all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 4No, he's fine, they just his house got right. He got his house got right. They say anything happened to him? Oh okay like and. I like I said I don't know if he was even home when it happened oh, okay okay, all right, y'all, y'all see um 50, 52, uh, uh west.
Speaker 1They survive in diddy documentary.
Speaker 3I told you it was coming, I'm so excited yeah that's what I was about to ask y'all hype like 50, so I just because how petty 50 is, so you know it's gonna be good. He's been coming for him since the beginning, would he say. That man asked about me some clothes, like he's really upset. This man offered to buy him some clothes and stuff he's not happy about it at all what do you tell that?
Speaker 3man, he won't offer you private parties and shit like 50 has been a bit about that post situation and been ready to tell his story too, so just saying and it's gonna be good.
Speaker 4I feel like if 50 is producing it, it's actually I can't say that it's going to be good because it's happy but I still feel like the story is baby. I'm here. I'm here for it. Wait, this is already out.
Speaker 3This been coming out. I'm just reading them left to right like come on, he's actually lost some endorsements right then he had to step down yeah so yeah, I think it's they're gonna do him the same way they did take all his little accolades, endorsements, all of them.
Speaker 4So you think, he's gonna keep going, absolutely oh yeah, it hasn't stopped.
Speaker 3Here's the problem. I don't know about y'all, but I've been hearing this stuff since I was 12 years old.
Speaker 3Yeah, I heard it this has never been a big secret. I don't know. A lot of people got balls now and are trying to make it stick. Or, since he paid, cast y'all like everyone's like. All right, we can talk about it now, but everyone's always been talking about it. You've heard the crazy story that shit's nuts Like when people what was the interview? The guy was like well, tell me one thing. I just got into the industry. What should I like watch out for Mm? Hmm, take that man house. Everybody knew what he was talking about. That was his first warning.
Speaker 1That's fucked up. His name is take that.
Speaker 3I don't think that this is everybody knows what's happening. I think everybody's just kind of glad to be able to talk about it for real. Yeah.
Speaker 1That's crazy. That is this is over.
Speaker 4I think it's just starting. It's just starting.
Speaker 3I think it's going to be darker and weirder and more innocent children are going to tell their story.
Speaker 4That's crazy, and the thing is just start.
Speaker 1Damn Mm. Hmm, I feel sorry for that. Well, I don't. I don't feel sorry for that man. It's just, it's just nuts, it's really nuts.
Speaker 3It's going to be like a weird who done it type thing, yeah, like because everybody around him who wants to speak out against him ends up dead.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, me and Gris will talk about that.
Speaker 3Yeah, so it's going to be one of those.
Speaker 4Mm hmm, andre Hurrell and Porter, mm hmm, every day his bodyguard, mm hmm, I'll be sure almost that. What's your name? I'm a.
Speaker 3It's too much. So even if no one ever, ever really is able to improve anything, I don't think nobody doubts that he did. He just can't go to jail because no one has a lot of proof.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3He comes out actual footage and proof and I think not. The person who had it was Cassie.
Speaker 4Or can I think him has some shit on him?
Speaker 3And Kim yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4I don't think his first baby mama got some shit on him, but I think she's scared to talk.
Speaker 3Oh, I think she's terrified.
Speaker 4I think she's scared to talk.
Speaker 3Mm, hmm.
Speaker 1Mm, hmm. So do you think it's a price? Do you think everybody has a price? Do y'all subscribe to that, thinking Like everybody can be bought?
Speaker 4What we paying for it. Yes, I do. Yes Me, I know I can. I'll speak for me.
Speaker 3Yes, I'll be quiet, I'll be quiet. My bank account empty, though, but I'll be quiet with it, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, because I was just asking because the baby mama.
Speaker 3He made. Every single one of his artists signed it in the aid to get paid and get their music back. Which half of the music he didn't even like the real hits he don't even own anymore. Mm hmm, they're not making any real money, but he paid everybody off.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, he don't.
Speaker 3Something is, something wasn't missed even then.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, did he's up out of here, this thing, this old book, you think okay. So so do y'all think it's going to be like surviving R Kelly? Or is it going to be like a reenactment, Like the way he do all this? His TV shows you're?
Speaker 4going to find actors. I think it'll only be like surviving R Kelly if he can get enough people to come forward to speak like the reason surviving R Kelly was about you make you like it was because so many girls was like. Let me tell us yeah, so if he can get enough people to speak on some shit that they seem, then I would love a documentary.
Speaker 3I saw the bodyguard was talking on somebody's podcast not too long ago, or what he saw would have cast, but it's only people speaking for real. But what's her name? Was speaking for a long time, for a long time. What's her name?
Speaker 4Jada yeah Right.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 1She been speaking on it. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3That's true. So I don't know. I think it's going to be a lot of new faces that we're going to see. That's what I think.
Speaker 1Everybody pretty much did. I think that could do it.
Speaker 4I don't think so. I don't think so. I think there's a lot of girls. I think there is a good number of girls. And then I think that he was having due to freak off with Cassie. I don't think the next is dead. They around to.
Speaker 3They are around to one of Cassie's friends just came out and was speaking about what she was doing yeah. And I read that whole thing. But he was there.
Speaker 4He said she's seen some stuff too, the girl that he hung from the balcony.
Speaker 1He hung Wale from the balcony yeah.
Speaker 3You want nobody, but shit in the shiny suit.
Speaker 1I'm just mad they call them shit's freak off. That's what's fucking wild to me. Like, what does that even mean?
Speaker 4Like, what are we doing? Read the comment. So, if you read the, if you read, if you read the paperwork from Cassie's lawsuit, the reason that he basically called them freak offs was because he was. It was almost like she was an employee and this was her job and that's how he was able to also get away with doing like the NBA shit, because the way he treated her with doing this was this was part of her job, this was part of her contract for being one of the employees, of being a bad boy employee, so it was her job to participate in freak offs.
Speaker 1That's so wild shit Weird. That's like 50 shades of gray gone wrong and what the fuck? I heard he was like out here picking the, picking the dudes.
Speaker 4What, what's, what's his face from scandal was talking about. How did he call him a little late? That's what.
Speaker 1No, theta that nigga. That was the funniest story I've ever heard in my life and it was the way he told it.
Speaker 3I wish I could pull it off for me, because I did not see that one at all.
Speaker 1That shit was too fucking funny, because the way this nigga tells and ends it he's like something like it was me who up at the I lost with him right now.
Speaker 3Right, he's sharing a lawsuit with in hall at the moment.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I got y'all.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 5Did. He got to tell me he he tried it on me. So I know it's true. I was married, my ex-wife. I got a phone call in the middle of the night about 2 30 in the morning. It was my wife says, pick up the phone. It was unknown number. Unknown number. Pick up the phone. What bitches calling you? Who's calling you? Pick up the phone. I was dead and he said amen, we didn't see what BT was. We didn't see what BT was. You know what you doing. I'm in bed with my wife. He said I'm not. The Beverly Hills Held it at the Beverly Hills hotel. I said oh. I said what's up? I said who over there? He said just me, I'm snipsy.
Speaker 2Just me.
Speaker 3What the creepy thing is in the background. I can't not.
Speaker 1It wasn't like that.
Speaker 3But he Nah, I believe it might have been he's rolling he's rolling. He's rolling. Who's the basketball players? But I seen him talk to the basketball players live. Whose podcast was that babe? On the podcast he came in.
Speaker 1Columbus short was on.
Speaker 3I think it was drink champs. Back in when drink champs just started and the two players were in there when DD came in, they got real mad, uncomfortable. They started getting nervous. The smiles left. It was weird, and I think it was somebody's birthday, pete did. He? Looks at him. He's like, yeah, you, we gonna party. Bruh, that shit was creepy. He didn't say I'm gonna throw you a party. He didn't say let's go out party. He looked at his nigga dead in his face On this live podcast and was like, yeah, me and you, we ain't never party. We need to party. It was fat. He said the shit. He said the shit. It's a fabulous. That's right Fabulous, it's sunk. Y'all Jade case won't even look at him. That was the most awkward podcast ever. Two minutes before, being a man, you were laughing and joking and he, he, they wouldn't even drink no more. They wouldn't even drink no more. They wouldn't even drink no more. I can't wait.
Speaker 1It was awkward. Yeah, I think I seen that one. He was like calling him daddy and shit. It's like we need to, we need to party, daddy, we need to party with you, we need to party.
Speaker 3I was quick to fuck out. He was like yeah, I need to really party with you. What?
Speaker 4is wrong with him. I was like we see you we didn't we see you, I did.
Speaker 3He addressed the comments that he made for 50 Cent Right on with Charlamagne the God. He was like yeah, what's up with the comments? You telling me you want to buy 50 clothes and take him shopping? He laughed it off. He was like oh no, I'm a nice guy. He look like he needs some clothes. If he never look like he need no damn clothes, stop it. He was kicking in with Justin.
Speaker 1Bieber at his house. That was weird, like when Justin was like probably like 9, 10. He was a kid. He was like Justin went and stayed with him.
Speaker 4Usher went and stayed with him Fucking weird.
Speaker 1Do y'all think that he?
Speaker 4threatened to beat up Will Smith. What the story is that Will had tried to talk to Cassie during Puffy and Cassie's time Because you know he was like he was like. He was like Puffy and Cassie's time Because you know how Will and JD used to do their thing. So supposedly Will had invited Cassie to you know, have an entanglement with them.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4And Puffy threatened to whoop his ass.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can believe that, I believe it.
Speaker 3I can believe that.
Speaker 1I've seen him check.
Speaker 3Like they show videos of him with Cassie back in the day and they're on the red carpet, on the red carpet Cameras all around. He literally checked her for shaking hands with another man. So yeah, I believe it. She couldn't see another man. She wasn't supposed to look another man in the eye, type stuff.
Speaker 1Fuck that, fuck that. That's gotta be something. Listen, man Off of me and you they that that. Come on, do, do, do, do, do, like you make you go nuts, come on.
Speaker 3This is why Wale was hanging over the balcony. Because of Cassie as well.
Speaker 4Yes, Wale was hanging over the back only because him and Cassie were in the studio together and Puffy got word and showed up to the studio, pulled up.
Speaker 2Wow, so they was working.
Speaker 1Yeah, they was just working yeah Off of and you never heard anything from Cassie. Ever again, musically.
Speaker 4He killed her career. He wouldn't do it.
Speaker 5He killed her career.
Speaker 4He kept using her career like over her head, like anytime she wouldn't act right, he would tell her he wasn't going to have her shit released on the radio. She couldn't sign this endorsement deal, she couldn't take this modeling gig Like he, basically damn near held her hostage.
Speaker 1Oh, the phone was getting picked up. We can have a conversation. That's all we can have, and we'll come in here and have that conversation. Every vote cause.
Speaker 3Like I don't know I'm wrong with it. Yeah.
Speaker 4More than anything, I feel bad for his kids. I really don't feel bad for him, but I feel bad for his kids.
Speaker 1But all of them.
Speaker 4Boy. I mean Quincy, quincy with his Quincy, with his fine ass, quincy grown. But I mean they all grew up in this household, quincy, so fucking fine yo. They all grew up. Yeah, I'll be short, son. They all grew up in the house dealing with this man, so I ain't no telling what they seen, what they was exposed to, what they heard. So, yeah, I'm gonna say all of them. I'm gonna say all of them.
Speaker 3Okay, how was that? Everybody thinks that he put his daddy in a coma and now you grow up with him. This shit is wild.
Speaker 2Really.
Speaker 3Well, you hear this one A lot of people believe that I'll be sure was in a coma because of what he did.
Speaker 1Oh, because of Diddy, really.
Speaker 3Yeah, and now you raising his son? That is wild yeah.
Speaker 4Well, he was raising his son way before he put him in a coma because I'll be sure it was a shit ass dad. I was sure it was never a daddy, but do y'all think? Do y'all think that Puffy really is Justin's dad? Cause they say that Justin's dad is actually one of his bodyguards, the one who did I don't know the word, I'm legit.
Speaker 1I seen the pictures and I was just like I don't know what to believe, because okay, I'm gonna keep it 100. When this R Kelly shit was going on, I didn't believe it. I was like nah, not because I was in denial, not because the truth. It was just like cause it was seeing nuts and cause it was at the same time what's the name? They was doing Cosby the same way and I was just like nah, it ain't no way.
Speaker 4So now, Even back then we knew that he peed on that girl. I was about to say even with video evidence, you still didn't believe it.
Speaker 1Who's? It's not that that wasn't the girl that came out, so here's the thing.
Speaker 3This is another reason why I'm saying there's so many things that happen in Hollywood that we know about, we know to be fact, yet they get off and we somehow we forget, cause they put a dope ass song out.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3We know he peed on that girl.
Speaker 1Yeah, this is true.
Speaker 3Don't look at how he peed on that girl, but he got off Because she kept saying no, no, no.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 4You know what Robby said. I see Pee coming, I move.
Speaker 3I move. I get up to it.
Speaker 2He did, but yeah.
Speaker 1You're right, cause that's where it was in back then. It was like you just denied it or ignored it. But now it's kind of like you can't, there's no need. It's not that I want to ignore it, it's just I can't. I don't have the mental Capacity to ignore it. It's like it's so in your face now it's just like okay, let me investigate this, let me see, cause that's also the difference too, from back then to now.
Speaker 4You can actually investigate this shit.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Back then yeah, back then you had double XL and you know you can't really go off of that. So Now it's just like oh, that happened.
Speaker 3Let me look who is this Anytime something happened, holly, weird, some legit Sex crime or something, I don't go off straight off. Oh I don't believe it.
Speaker 1I'm like well, it's Holly weird and I don't like the, the argument of Damn, I just had it, I just had a brain fart. Hold on Shit. What would you just?
Speaker 3say, when you hear, you hear Hollywood, hollywood For me, it's hard for me to be like no, it didn't happen. I kind of be like, well, it's Holly weird, it's weird there.
Speaker 1They do this stuff there. There we go. Okay, it's a money grab. I don't like it when people say it's a money grab. I don't like that they would want to relive that trauma just to get money. Like if I feel like this comes from people who've never been. When I, when I got in this injured, injured Damn, when I got injured at work, I've realized how many times I had to tell the story over and over and over and over and I got to keep telling it until this shit is over.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1Nobody wants to do that if you actually been through some shit. It's not a legit money grab like it's not easy. No, and then for people.
Speaker 4The difference in that is you're telling story of what happened to you. There's nobody sitting there trying to tell you no, that's not what happened. Yeah these scenarios. There's literally somebody there who has paid lots, of, lots of money to tell you that you are lying. Yeah everybody in front that you are lying like you have to. You know we have to relive it, but you also have to defend yourself, and you not even the one who didn't have.
Speaker 3I don't have an advocate or support system to back them up and tell them they're doing right thing.
Speaker 1And that's why I don't like it when they say it's a money grab because it for one, it costs money to do something like that. So it's not a personal injury case where they doing it on contingency you have to pay, so Some money grab, they just want the money. Okay, so clearly you've never been a court.
Speaker 3He could have buried. Never. I'm saying like with lawyers and fees and appeals, like he has lots, lots of money. Yeah.
Speaker 1He could have drained her. He could have, but he knows that shit looks nuts. Trying to drink Cassie, she's like come on, come on, that's how somebody say Just keep it moving. I tell y'all Words we're on live. I was getting a little bit comfortable. Yeah, I didn't saw some shit. Let me see what else oh this last question we're gonna get up out of here, cuz we almost there. Would y'all fuck y'all sleep paralysis demon?
Speaker 3Yes that's a serious question. What did this come from? And ask the question again.
Speaker 1Where would what would your sleep paralysis demon look like?
Speaker 3You keep ahead more questions.
Speaker 4But that wasn't the original question.
Speaker 3Where did you come up with this question, I?
Speaker 4Thought about it, so okay have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?
Speaker 1Yes, and I think my sleep paralysis demon is a baddie. I think she's a baddie. I think she thick up and I feel like I would. Yeah, I'm just like oh man, you're so beautiful.
Speaker 2Yeah what?
Speaker 1yeah, like she while she's hovering over me, I just feel like that. But. I think the only way, I think the only way to get her off of me is to fake like she got me asleep. Paralysis, that's what I think.
Speaker 3No for somebody who don't, who wants to be in charge. Just sound like a dope fantasy in your head. Cuz what's happening, you need to be tied down. So to sound like to me so chain Ball gag, we can what? Okay, I'm gonna make his fantasies come true for him.
Speaker 1So we're ignoring. We're ignoring the sleep paralysis.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 4I'm not famous. I'm not my business.
Speaker 3I'm calling on him because, no, that's wow. No, we're not. I'm not playing with no demons.
Speaker 1Come on, man, everybody got soul ties, so I think, she's coming out tonight and uh no.
Speaker 3What's your other question, cuz I you gotta list that we can't in it on that.
Speaker 1Okay, okay. How do y'all feel about Celebrating? I gonna say this I Want us to celebrate, it's not a question. I want us to celebrate the only fans, the solo, only fans women, because they're there. The business model is so smart and intelligent. Like you, you kill all the overhead Because you don't have a male talent. You're only fucking plastic dicks, so you don't increase your body count. You only have like one camera, which is probably on your, your, your phone, and you just make it money. It's already off the internet. So I want to salute them and I want y'all to join me and salute them.
Speaker 5Salute, because they're not.
Speaker 1They're not catching bodies out here and they're making 20, 30, 40 K a month. How do you to get motherfuckers to buy you For like five dollars, ten dollars a month?
Speaker 3Right there important.
Speaker 4What does? Yeah, exactly, does the salute to the solo, only fans girl? Like? What does this party look like? What is the celebration? Oh, is this the part of work.
Speaker 1I think it's like we highlight the main ones that are like leaders in the industry, pillars of the community.
Speaker 3Like I got my phone back, now who?
Speaker 4like, like the ones who have like the top numbers, like, is that how you're deciding? Who do you say is the pillar?
Speaker 1That's a good question.
Speaker 4He got the numbers black. China has numbers. Yeah, we don't want to do that, like I don't know, so I'm asking like who?
Speaker 1yeah, we don't. We don't want to do celebrities, we want to. We want to keep it. Yeah, we want to keep it at the regular, regular level. But they're doing it. They're exceeding Expectations.
Speaker 3I don't find them. What do I type in for this?
Speaker 1Oh, you got it on Twitter yeah cool on Twitter. Hey, you got me on Twitter.
Speaker 4That's what they all advertise.
Speaker 3One has the only fans who shut up who she's a weird looking girl. I'm just like an 11.
Speaker 1They're a little milking stuff, as it was a solo video, she was just in there, just like I, like she was nuts man.
Speaker 3Hey, tiger has only fan.
Speaker 4Mm-hmm, he's shown his genitals for it. Yes, he is His genitals videos.
Speaker 3How do I say this, though I can hold?
Speaker 4on. Wow, it's all good.
Speaker 1You recognize the co-worker Well, so y'all not gonna join me and salute them. Y'all don't really care about that.
Speaker 4I don't know what. Yeah, I don't understand. I'm supposed to salute you for masturbating on camera and people being being being dumb enough to subscribe to it five to two thousand months, if you can get so amazing. No, here's my question. Okay, that's my question. This is an honest question. Are these girls really that brilliant, or or a motherfucker? Is in the world really that desperate?
Speaker 3And two things be true.
Speaker 4Two things can be true, but one is definitely more.
Speaker 1Or is it that one person is so, maybe, maybe one is just so beautiful and Incompensating, encompassing her body and sexuality, that it just, it's an energy that just like hadouken's out and it just I caught it.
Speaker 3Let's rate it.
Speaker 2That's exactly.
Speaker 1Come here, man. Oh my god, shout out to Joe.
Speaker 4Yeah, they deserve the flowers.
Speaker 1Yeah, they doing anything.
Speaker 4Okay okay. No, you asking me yeah.
Speaker 3I'm asking you me, yeah, they might be in a solo stuff yeah.
Speaker 4I'm not. I'm not paying to watch no bitch play with the same shit I got.
Speaker 1The one. I've never paid for it. But um, I know y'all are tired of her titties and stuff, but miss, be nasty.
Speaker 4Okay, so is that here.
Speaker 1Yeah, I like it when she, when she do, when she do this solo stuff, that's pretty good, it's intense, it's intense.
Speaker 3I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Every Tuesday she's been on herself, and I'm talking about drooling shit is gross.
Speaker 1I can't.
Speaker 3Yeah, she hockloogies. Yeah, I like that. Look how he's smiling over there.
Speaker 1I like that.
Speaker 3She's like Missy, get it. If she rub it all in like, stop it. No, I can't give it to you. Nasty, not be nasty, red, I can get that.
Speaker 2But until the Tuesday.
Speaker 1When she do the solo though. She like put her legs Like that, like a cute dog.
Speaker 3She does fold her legs and then her eyes are rolling, that's your fact.
Speaker 4Look at me. Do you see the? Glimmer in his eyes Do you see the glimmer in his eyes. Christmas the night cancels at all because he is great to have.
Speaker 3Miss, be nasty is the one boy, that thing, that thing.
Speaker 1One time. I just want to show my support and I would like my friends.
Speaker 3That's what you have and you are, I would like my friends.
Speaker 1I would like my friends. I would like my friends.
Speaker 3I would like my friends. I would like my friends to join me.
Speaker 4This is all I would like to shout out to them. You want to make a national day, everything out of day. That is true. When did that shit.
Speaker 1Start Everything out of day.
Speaker 4I don't remember that in the 90's.
Speaker 1I really don't All I remember is flag day National foot day, yes, secretary day.
Speaker 4Yeah never heard of this.
Speaker 1We got a cupcake.
Speaker 4You said cupcake.
Speaker 1You said cupcake.
Speaker 4You got cupcake day. There's a cupcake day, I'm cool Chocolate day.
Speaker 1It's a day for everything. Field day and flag day. That was it, that's all you remember. I don't remember none of this shit, I look a fuck.
Speaker 3What would you like to do? Your national salute to the solo only fans day?
Speaker 4What day are you taking out of the calendar?
Speaker 1What's today, the ninth?
Speaker 4Yeah, we'll go. Yeah, I never like no play.
Speaker 3We hear now Today is the day.
Speaker 1Oh, y'all ain't gonna help me. Oh, before we go, did y'all see fucking Tyrese and the Django, his audition? Oh my God, I look like Jody the whole time.
Speaker 3First of all, I knew that it was nobody, because I was embarrassed for you.
Speaker 1I was in tears.
Speaker 3And I cried so hard because that is not okay.
Speaker 1He blinked so much.
Speaker 2The whole time I said this nigga thinking serious.
Speaker 3I really I said why is it fucking out here?
Speaker 1But it should be out here, out here.
Speaker 3I refused to share it. I refused to share it. Yes.
Speaker 1I didn't want to share it. It was there was that bad, it was really that bad. So glad Jamie got the road for real, because that shit had me weak, that it was crying Brits, he was crying and I fucking lost it.
Speaker 4I was like, do you call from the cry or did he have like a better cry?
Speaker 1It's similar to that. Yeah, it was yeah.
Speaker 3Oh, it was.
Speaker 1And and then, knowing he was like a slave, it seemed funny to be bad. It's funny Just knowing the road.
Speaker 3And no no.
Speaker 4His acting was bad yeah.
Speaker 1Don't do it, don't do it.
Speaker 4He's not a bad actor.
Speaker 3He's not a good actor, I'm a bad actor no, no, you got to see this shit because you know Tyrese. It was a free life.
Speaker 1It's a terrible. Tyrese is like our Vin Diesel.
Speaker 4I thought Vin Diesel was our Vin Diesel. Who? Vin Diesel belongs to Vin Diesel.
Speaker 1Don't he belong to the Espanyol culture?
Speaker 3No, no what is Vin.
Speaker 2Diesel what the fuck is he, he black?
Speaker 3He been black.
Speaker 1Man hell. No, that nigga is not black.
Speaker 2Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel, he just got an award.
Speaker 3He just got an award and like what's the name of the award, babe? It was like the this is like elite black. What was the name of the award y'all? No, he's not like. I think his mom white and his daddy black, or his daddy black and Samoan, or something like that. Anyway, he just got an award at this black elite group. Hold on, I'm trying to find this video.
Speaker 4So his daddy is black, his mom is white and his birth name is Irving.
Speaker 2What a loser.
Speaker 1Fuck him, Lane. I didn't even know that. I thought he was fucking Mexican. All the Fast and Furious movies.
Speaker 4What.
Speaker 1I didn't even know that shit, I didn't even know that shit. He does look like a tanned up pit bull. That's what I'm looking at. He looks like pit bull. That was the rock that got that award. You confused Vin.
Speaker 2Diesel with the rock. I don't look the same. No, you know what?
Speaker 3Never mind, I take that back. You all swallow Shit. It was the rock Family. I knew Vin Diesel was like the white tube Damn.
Speaker 1Vin Diesel I didn't know.
Speaker 3I didn't know what that was. I didn't know what that was. I didn't know what that was. I didn't know what that was.
Speaker 1That's fucking us. I didn't know he was black.
Speaker 4Why am I watching this? Y'all got to be watching Tyrese on this one. Okay, I'm embarrassed for it. I can't. I started to get embarrassed like he was me.
Speaker 3You couldn't even share that with nobody. This is why I hasn't gone viral for real, for real, because it's like you don't want to, you don't even want to hurt y'all. It was the reach.
Speaker 4Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't share that with anyone At what point?
Speaker 3like what?
Speaker 1cause what? What made Tyrese feel like he can do that, like, hey, I'm going to go out here and audition for for Django nigga. What in your fucking resume, oh man? What do you think he told people after that audition when they asked him?
Speaker 4like so how'd the audition go? Oh emotional scenes I've done in my life. I gave that shit my all. He need to stick to music videos because I believe him is sweet lady. Like fuck with it.
Speaker 3Nigga give up on a bus and sing, so me a coat.
Speaker 4Don't do no slady movies. Who's the best? I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best. I drove two orange c barklads in the c sucks so sweet.
Speaker 3I'll argue with you when I see yourila as slower, you see. I know breathing Simmons pumps every moment of man cherry blossoms. Don't let go. There was a jellyfish.
Speaker 1I already started to follow what culture they have. Like you know, stuff like that. He needs to stop this immediately.
Speaker 4He should go bottling, because this, this ain't it.
Speaker 1Whoever picked, whoever put this shit out, deserves to be arrested. They should. Who is?
Speaker 4editing. Who is?
Speaker 3editing Like it's so bad. You know how stuff is bad and we share. Like I look at this shit, it is so bad, no one shared it. No one shared it.
Speaker 4You think it actually symbolizes the desert. Well, oh, can you make us the lip tremble His lips.
Speaker 2That's what I say. What's the work?
Speaker 1Can you imagine doing all of that and not getting it?
Speaker 3That man, david, his all shackles? Yeah. Man With two streaks, yeah.
Speaker 1Dead ass too. He dead ass.
Speaker 3Yeah, they did good, they did good by they did good, not looking.
Speaker 4Why you got this man running through this cave in this second potato Sack.
Speaker 3Just a laugh. You needed tonight. You needed that laugh. You walk.
Speaker 4Oh, it is about clean. Yeah, Like I got a magic school bus. He just changed the travel. It's time. What is happening? His lips though? As you know, I'm so confused and I'm watching this without the sound, so I don't know, he blinking.
Speaker 3And he's blinking with his voice cracking like that. I'm just going to turn the sound on just real quick. I want you to hear his voice. It's terrible.
Speaker 4Nika, is that the music from Platoon? I'm done, I'm done. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2No, no, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1Oh shit. Oh, great so I just I just want to say that Tyrese has played in. Let's see the fast and furious, of course, baby boy Mm-hmm, too fast, too furious. Flight of the Phoenix for brothers is probably his only serious movie. That was really good.
Speaker 4Uh the woman making good was good when his son get kidnapped. Uh, I don't see that which one is that. What's the name of that movie?
Speaker 1Huh.
Speaker 4Let me turn this volume down. I don't need this shit playing again.
Speaker 1Or is it Waze Deep?
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah. I feel like it's Waze deep for real.
Speaker 4I like Waze deep.
Speaker 1It is making good, isn't it? Yeah yeah, jody the slave. So he played Waze deep transformers to take death race. Fast and furious. Three transformers to Legion. Fast and furious for transformers. Three. Fast and furious five. Like come on, nigga, you cannot just do that and jump into Django Like what.
Speaker 4Range, you gotta have range. Nigga went from auto box to change. Are you trying to?
Speaker 1You out here working with niggas on green screens and computers and you trying to do Django, real art, real acting with Leo. Leo, you think they're going to put you with Leo, not the caprio.
Speaker 3It's the last.
Speaker 1I can't no, bro, I wouldn't even put that nigga with Leo. Like what has he done? People still call him Jody.
Speaker 4He's never gonna be Jody, he's never gonna live that down.
Speaker 1No, ever, ever, never gonna get.
Speaker 3Much as they made us watch that thing on BET every five minutes yeah.
Speaker 4I mean movie.
Speaker 3Yeah, he's favorite. It's still playing, yeah, so he's not stopped playing that shit.
Speaker 1They can't.
Speaker 3It's perfect Now was Tyler Perry in him.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, all the way. Paris, that's a monopoly over there, maybe.
Speaker 3Tyler One more time.
Speaker 1I don't know you said Tyler needs to be a slave.
Speaker 4No, hello.
Speaker 3But the goes back. I'm sorry, Wait what you say.
Speaker 4I ain't say none of the above. No what's wrong with?
Speaker 2you.
Speaker 4I said maybe Tyler would give him a job. Madea goes back in time.
Speaker 3I thought you was talking about being a slave.
Speaker 4I'm sorry, can you see that now? Don't you see Madea? You change With a wit the nigga telling her what to do.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3Last time I went to the first team, but still, oh my God, I'm here for it. I'm so scared I can't even be a movie. That's just a little scared. We gone by the first team, oh my God.
Speaker 1You know what? You know what would make me watch that really Like it would have to be a skit, but if they actually killed Medea? Yeah, yeah, not really. Now I'm cool. All right, we good to die, we good to die.
Speaker 4What was Medea? What was Medea doing? She was running the underground world.
Speaker 1part two Nah, she was just mouthing off, Just mouthed it. They was like we ain't having that shit, Like that's it we not.
Speaker 4That would be a very short skit, the way Medea's.
Speaker 1We could wish we could have her in the field, I would fuck with it On some like Game of Thrones type shit. You know how like.
Speaker 4I don't know if y'all watched that From Slavery Freedia Dragons. What is happening?
Speaker 3Medea Slater Dragons.
Speaker 4I got sleep napkins from oh shit, not Medea whole Khaleesi out here yeah.
Speaker 1Thank y'all for tuning in.
Speaker 4Wait, is that Carrie and Phantom? So she got Mr Brown by her side everywhere.
Speaker 3She asked everyone to go, no matter what. She's not an armor ass.
Speaker 1That'd be kind of hard though, medea and the White Walkers. Oh see, hymnethine, hymnethine, the whole.
Speaker 3Medea and the Freedom Papers. Yes, yes. Oh, I loved it.
Speaker 1That'd be hard though.
Speaker 2Sometimes that no, because it was around.
Speaker 1I could see the whole and the Free Papers.
Speaker 4And the Freedom Papers. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1That'd be hard.
Speaker 4I'd love that.
Speaker 1So you gotta put Medea. Tyler Perry, vin Diesel, tyrese.
Speaker 4In the same movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4Oh, this shit is terrible.
Speaker 3What Vin Diesel's gonna do? He gonna be the slave owner.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Or housewife, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1He's gonna be the mulatto Vin Diesel's passing, he's passing Okay.
Speaker 4Y'all really putting this whole thing together, huh. Yeah, because in my mind I might actually wear this dress, because I will send him this.
Speaker 1This shit's gonna be fire. You're right, what? Kimberly Elise? Kimberly Elise in there Just randomly. She's just asked to be there Just because. Because I'm like why.
Speaker 4Okay, just randomly, just because we can't afford any of them, because we need somebody to ugly cry. We need somebody to ugly cry.
Speaker 1Viola Davis costs too much now, so we can't get her. We gotta get Kimberly Elise, especially when she looked over her shoulder there. We gonna get up out of here.
Speaker 3Y'all good, we good Fuck yeah, though Every time it's not just hang, you know what? Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1Right, hmm, all right. Dolly Parton would be All right. We get out of here, we out of here.
Speaker 4No, let's, let's jump her up. Okay, what's the hard part? The?
Speaker 3hard part, the hard part, let her go.
Speaker 1White saver, that's it.
Speaker 4That would be nice Under the mat and the nose. He said log off he said log off.
Speaker 1Who is doing? Oh snap, we got to produce her. She said log off, she did this too much. They can't see this shit. Oh shit, I'm putting it up there, oops.
Speaker 2Whoopsie. Okay, all right.
Speaker 1We gonna get up out of here. We going off. This was fun. Yes See y'all next Saturday. That's a wrap, folks. Roll credits, mine First of all y'all.
