No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 240 "Cold Peanut Butter"
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What's your take on Atlanta Bounce Music? Oh, and how about the eternal struggle of finding a comfortable bra? Join us as we traverse the nostalgic trail of iconic songs, chuckle over life's absurdities, and . From the hilarity of "No Juice" by Boosie as an affirmation to the perplexing moral dilemma of trading a life for $5 million, we're not holding back!
Ever delved into the world of nicknames, pondered over the "Funny Mike" paradox or marveled at Shawty Lo "I'm Da Man" as a life mantra? We're not stopping there: get ready for a rollercoaster ride as we unravel controversial topics like teen sexuality and parents' role in it. Whether it's the heated debate on parents buying sex toys for their teenagers or the Funny Mike situation, our thoughts are diverse and filled with humor.
As we round off, we're spicing things up a bit. From revealing our take on the recent baby shower hoopla surrounding Sexy Redd to sharing exciting plans for our New Year's Eve celebration, we've got you covered. So, tighten your seatbelts for a burst of laughter, spirited debates, and a dash of controversy. Let's make some memories, shall we?
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Speaker 1You look like that grim in a. Remember the grim in A little one minute. I don't want it. I'm not supposed to be sad. What you saying ain't sexy, that's alright. My feelings are not hurt. I am. My ego is fine.
Speaker 3It's intact.
Speaker 1Hold it on by my head.
Speaker 3Keep your hand out my pocket, let's see. Whole time I wasn't ready to play music. I thought you was ready.
Speaker 1I thought I was.
Speaker 3Welcome, welcome, welcome to the no Shages Pantries podcast. Every freaking body Tapping in those comments we are going to pay an owed to Atlanta Bounce Music. I don't know if you guys remember this sector of music. Miami had bounce music, bass and bounce. But people know about Shorty, swing my Way and all that good stuff. But there was an era, an era of good bounce music. Man, hey, front pack, I'll just make that bounce.
Speaker 1Champion, big head, let go everybody.
Speaker 3Saturday huh, Let go.
Speaker 5Somebody roll.
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Speaker 5Hey Bunny J.
Speaker 3Hey, baby, hey, let go and this is not usher, let go. Wow, mmm, rub you like a genie, rub you like a genie, let go. So, baby, come and see me.
Speaker 2And let's go, Come on man, let's go.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, hey.
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Speaker 5Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Speaker 3Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, I know this. Turn up one time for the one time. Mmm, yeah, mmm, yeah, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, hey, they better turn up out there. This thing, finna get fucking crazy. If they only knew that we were meant to be together forever. Whatever, then, no better than me and you girl. That's why I write you love, come on man.
Speaker 3Let's turn up. I like the way you look at me. I like the time when I can be. I like the way we have room to be. I like it, I like it, I love it. Give it up for the panel.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, um, what is this? I'm not reading that. You gotta read that.
Speaker 1I ain't gotta read that. That's not my job. What a producer. That's from my own husband. I'm not going to say that it was from my own husband it is. We can hear her saying that. We can hear Bunny J saying that, absolutely.
Speaker 3Oh shit, classic, Classic. So how y'all feeling man, y'all good.
Speaker 4I have a question. Yeah, I wanna hear what you guys would call it Boobies.
Speaker 1Big Boob.
Speaker 3What is that? Yeah, I was just saying how y'all doing this week. Y'all good.
Affirmations, Music, and Moral Dilemmas
Speaker 1I'm sorry, I'm still. I was trying not to focus on the booze. Yeah, I'm great. This has been a great weekend. I'm sorry they sit up so nice. You see, I gotta pull mine from the stomach. Last week I was free balling, you know, I mean, I'm fucking pain when they free ball mommy under my armpit. By the time I would have been over. Oh, they wobble too and fro. I'm not gonna, not baby.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1I can throw them over my shoulder like a condiment. Hey, no, no, that's not real.
Speaker 3Like a continental. I'm definitely seeing it they going off in his own.
Speaker 1I always do Seeing it and then a man, how beautiful.
Speaker 3The most beautiful.
Speaker 1I'm not going to have Act like I got some sense.
Speaker 3That's hilarious. I'm a chill for a little bit. All of them. Oh, Tammy, you up in there.
Speaker 1I had to grab to get that boob up. I appreciate that. Tiffany, give me a little love because I was a deep. Grab the pool that's not up there. Thank you, girl, that was work.
Speaker 3Y'all. Wow Think I found a new home. Hey, welcome.
Speaker 5To the show.
Speaker 3Today's show is sponsored by victorious. Don't tell nobody.
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Speaker 3Let me find out that your theme music that and anything.
Speaker 1That's one, so that's one real what's your name so just one real which one? We got no juice. That's not that long I could be a friend somebody because just died. I got to remind myself that you got the juice.
Speaker 3That is the affirmation. I don't think I've heard that. You see, you ain't got.
Speaker 1It's just, you don't get the press.
Speaker 3I played juice juice to me the press out there playing that song.
Speaker 2Okay, I will play it Right.
Speaker 1Come on hard, hold on, let me Hold on. I feel like we're in a restaurant now. I ain't even got no scratch. Look at that, oh nip, I keep taking off.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 5Not a damn shoe hoe.
Speaker 3Oh, hold up now.
Speaker 1It was too hard for the podcast.
Speaker 3Too hard. I was about to let that shit rock. I ain't never heard that shit. That's hard.
Speaker 1That shit might go to affirmation, that shit. I need to snap out. This depression shit where I need to snap out of whatever thoughts I put on juice.
Speaker 3That shit's hard. Let me add this to the playlist right quick.
Speaker 1Hold on, I'm on my period and I'm trying to push through my day.
Speaker 3Yes, that shit is hard.
Speaker 1Thank you, Tammy. I'm sorry, you're welcome.
Speaker 3I'm here for y'all Because I don't listen to Bootsy. All I know is wipe me down, set it off. I only know his commercials. That shit was hard.
Speaker 1Take a deep dive, Especially that album that song came from Take a deep dive. He got flip ones in there, damn.
Speaker 3You know who does it. For me it's a real, real long pause. It's Shawty Low, shawty Low. I'm the man. It's my affirmations, that shit, that shit is so hard.
Speaker 1How does it go? Because I don't know what.
Speaker 2Shawty Low this shit.
Speaker 1I don't think I know too many shit. I don't know.
Speaker 4I'm the man. I got no wife, but the wife Be my girlfriend. I got no wife but the wife Be my girlfriend.
Speaker 3I don't know what y'all been told. Show it low back up. Now, that was a. That's why I had an ad.
Speaker 4And you know I keep corp 725, say you call a T-shirt, what's happening there?
Speaker 3That's my shit that's my man I got a cold sign, that's another guy that was gone way too soon, way too soon, but that was my shit.
Speaker 1He was behind 13 kids or something like that.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1You know what? I almost thought that was conspiracy, though he was about to get his that TV show, the first time you would have seen like a Pumlic Miss Black man on TV. And a guy before it really got done. I was excited.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1All the mamas and all them were just happy to be around each other. I would love to have seen them. It's gonna sound bad, but they don't need him to do the show.
Speaker 5Do they? Let me go back to Sharon.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3I don't think she's on to something, but then again, because I don't know, we may not have needed. I think we do need him, because we wouldn't know the chicks without him, I'm assuming. Well, the show was based around him.
Speaker 1I'm showing up, I see you. Hey, I'm saying Sean, sean.
Speaker 5Sean.
Speaker 1Chris.
Speaker 3I don't know, I just like.
Speaker 2That sounds People say your name like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, she just got here. I'm a behavior, no, you know.
Speaker 3With the Steve BG.
Speaker 1I like.
Speaker 3I got a question for you. Act, oh honey, bunny J. Gee, I got a question for y'all, though, what y'all are? Bonny J Say we're not going to behave. Yes, if y'all had a button and that, when you pressed it, gave you. Let me give, let me see a realistic number Gave you, I gave you $5 million, just 5 million, tax-free. You don't have to do anything but press this button right here. The only catch is, if you press this button, someone dies.
Speaker 1How many times can I press it Right? That's my question. How many people can I kill?
Speaker 3God one. You pressed it one time. It's a one time. It's not a, you can't just like.
Speaker 1I might need another five okay, but you can't.
Speaker 3You don't know who's gonna die, you don't know when I mean, you don't know who. That's the catch. You don't know who's gonna die.
Speaker 1It might be Granny. I don't wanna kill Granny y'all. That's the one why is it not that big Pretty girl, all pretty girls die before he hits the top.
Speaker 3This is facts, it's facts.
Speaker 1I'm gonna press the button Just off top it. Off top. It's a good money. Everybody gotta die. We all gotta die.
Speaker 2Everybody gotta go, that's my BA.
Speaker 1Destiny, I can't stop it. This mean of nobody, that's wrong, it's a must be with you, bitch, because like what do you have to do? Okay, everybody, okay, I go now. I go now.
Speaker 3I go now what.
Speaker 1That's what you say when you push that off. I go now.
Speaker 3Yep, I'm an angel lady, I understand.
Speaker 5I understand the moral purpose of this question, but the end of the day, I think, a lot of people gonna press that button.
Speaker 1It's facts, yeah, it's true. I mean I'll press the button. I think a lot of people gonna press that button. It's facts, it's true.
Speaker 3I mean I'll press the button, I'll be the president. I can't even know thoughts.
Speaker 1Let's finish. You don't get to see if we go.
Speaker 3But you know, that's the fucked up part. Like when I saw the question I was like why are we like this as black people? Cause, like, think about, when you get a new job, the first thing that you do is start breaking down how much you gonna make and then what you gonna spend it on.
Speaker 1I'm like hello, All right, I can pay this and this. Ooh, I got a whole hundred dollars to collect A little.
Speaker 3And that was legit by thought.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Slide a meal to my parents and everything else is mine.
Speaker 1I'm finna go somewhere, thank you, you calculated Okay, so I push this button, kill a human. What good things am I gonna do with this Five million dollars?
Speaker 3One is going straight to my parents for show, that's for sure.
Speaker 1If I get my ties and author it, author it offering. Is that? Is that okay? Is it wipe out my sin?
Speaker 3I heard that's what it does. I heard.
Speaker 1Is that what the ties? What's told you? I just told you that, remember that. Remember that's what the pest is. Okay, I was just wondering.
Speaker 3Jesus Christ had dreads, so you got to shake them.
Speaker 1I have some. I have my shoes. Shake them around right now. Chris is over there, I'm over here. Have a dash of me, have a dash of me. You started it. I had left the word. Where was that? Now it's going on now. I don't know, I think that's how they go, yeah.
Speaker 3I don't think, just because you give, like, a cool meal to the church, you, you, good to go, I don't think you could just buy your way up there. So here's okay.
Speaker 1All them pastors were Royce, royce and Lex. I feel like they don't bother to wait to the top. They definitely going to heaven. We know where. I don't ever went, so it's a price.
Speaker 3So you don't think your soul is enough? Have you met?
Speaker 2me.
Speaker 1No, that's not what he not do personally, for it's over, it's over so no, I'm stressed. Royce, you're still angry. You're so late, worth it.
Speaker 3Why does soul ain't worth nothing? Jesus Christ with dreads and a bottom accent. Ask him why you push the button.
Speaker 4He don't.
Speaker 3Why the bull pull the button like that?
Speaker 5I'm bored.
Speaker 1And then you push it two times. I can't say the two I wish I could say the two, two.
Speaker 3How do you do it you?
Speaker 1Probably like you.
Speaker 2You.
Speaker 1You, you always discussed it. I don't understand why you say that. I don't understand that accent.
Speaker 3So you don't believe that You're they way your soul next to a feather, your heart next to a feather On the scales of justice. You don't believe any of that. Look how she looking what you talking about One way more.
Speaker 1I saw her feather oh my God.
Speaker 5Cold blood.
Speaker 1Cold blood. Cold blood.
Speaker 3Cold fucking blooded Goodness.
Speaker 5That's not bad, come on.
Speaker 3Why you like this. Talk to me, grit. You was cool with mom, you, you.
Speaker 1Huh, like can I? Can I buy her like a $300,000 house? She not a whole million.
Speaker 4Mama don't need a whole million. But I like that feeling though.
Speaker 3I like that. I would like that feeling of like for her to Just like, just got it.
Speaker 1I'm going to put her up comfortably and we're good with that.
Speaker 3She be all right.
Speaker 1That's all right. I can't get my crackhead daddy, none of that. So I don't even know that the possible Mine still in a cold you ever seen in your life. So I don't think that'll be something that we Can't do. Oh, I'm sorry. We both cold blooded. What Some sad stories here. I just heard with pain.
Speaker 3It's like damn, my dad in coma, my dad in crackhead, what, what is happening?
Speaker 1No, it's so crazy. We talked to each other like this. We just kind of like, we just we laugh and then keep it going. I didn't even know what she was responding to. We was like, oh yeah. I don't see the big deal I get it One of our daddies who was like yep, that's it, that's my favorite, they don't need that I can make better work of it.
Speaker 3I can make better work of it.
Speaker 1Thanks, thanks.
Speaker 2Oh my.
Speaker 1God, you won't know the difference, so would I even.
Speaker 3That's true, but they said, you can hear. You can hear when you're in a coma.
Speaker 1That's what they say. I do think that he could hear us. Like when my sister and I were talking to him. There was things that he was doing and there were certain ways you would move him and his face with. So I don't know.
Speaker 3That's tough. That's tough, yeah, but I don't believe all that yellow brick road Road full of gold, golden gates.
Speaker 1I don't believe that, I think that stuff we just we made up down here. What about the light you?
Speaker 3believe in looking at the light. I don't think it's none of that stuff. I think it's just. I think it's just as quickly as you get here. It's the same way. It's quiet. I think it's really quiet. I don't think it's, I don't know.
Speaker 1A lot going on in that room for you. Get here, you want to know something.
Speaker 5Hmm.
Speaker 1I fly a line for four and a half minutes when I was very much pregnant with my first daughter. Damn, it's very quiet.
Speaker 3That's what I assume.
Speaker 1You didn't see no lights or nothing. I don't remember seeing. I don't remember seeing. I don't remember seeing any lights. I remember the room, but I don't like any bright lights. And all of a sudden I was back awake. I figured as much. I mean, that's what I just assumed it's just.
Speaker 3Is it just like that? That's the way we're. He was like no y'all can keep her.
Speaker 1He sent me right the fuck back yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I got this one.
Speaker 1Yeah, right, and that.
Speaker 3It's just, I don't know, man, I really do think he got a sense of humor, but I don't know, I think it's like sick and morbid. I really do.
Speaker 2Not this serious.
Speaker 3I don't want to get hella serious right now, but I could go down a rabbit hole with that shit, it's a dark sense of humor, for sure, yeah, it's not like a anyway. So there was, there was, there was, there was a not an article, but a poll that went out with a pornhub recently and do can you guess what the top fucking search was for 2023?
Speaker 1Oh, I see this it was no, it was not. It was a midget.
Speaker 3No, it was not Ebony, it was not midgets, it was old people. Yes, oh, mature, it was old people. That's what people search Old what is that?
Speaker 1Oh, this is certain regions like Texas, maybe like holding girls. Thank you for being.
Speaker 3Oh that old. So on Thursday, the business pornhub revealed the top 23 2023 searches of x-rated streaming on porn sites, and you would think it was youth, but the metrics showed a 69% increase in the mature category, according to 2022 data. That shit has jumped up by 132% 132% Because people are searching guilt and granny. That's nasty.
Speaker 1Okay, guilt is a grandma. I'd like to fuck.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1You know what I feel like? It's the same two white boys somewhere and somebody. They say, yeah, let's get this fit, ain't no way. It's a whole community of people Up 100, and what percent 132 percent increase from last year.
Porn Preferences and BBL Compatibility Discussion
Speaker 1But you do, you think, because you know we talked about this before. It's like the baby. Enough to owe people home retirement homes, getting in so you can. They look at all kind of porn, chasing each other. They worried about no God in the internet, shit, what they making it, yeah, but they got in house. They all live in the same building. They got in house dick and ass and this is so gross. But they don't need to, they don't need to search, it is in the room right next door. It's like a hall and who don't know? D then get on my own list and real quick. I'm saying I don't guarantee you they throw it in the old women and they're going to be putting out a. You still got to drill beam, just had.
Speaker 1If you fuck with somebody that old, you really only got to give it up maybe three minutes. I could get three minutes.
Speaker 3Oh, and that, that's the other thing.
Speaker 1The other day. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3The typical, the typical American spends nine minutes and 51 seconds searching for porn online. I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 1That might be true. Nine minutes. I'm trying to team them scenes because not too short I already got my good theme already going to go to is to hey, I'm not this shit. Like you, don't go looking for a new stuff.
Speaker 3No, no, no, but I know where it's at. You know, I know what to search for. In Georgia, the top searchers was having a solo. I know the scene. I want to go go look at. You know, I don't have to sit there and like scroll like you're a star.
Speaker 1You know it's the same scene or is it the same kind of?
Speaker 3same kind of scene. That's what I meant. Now, it's not the same scene.
Speaker 1If I got a hold of your phone.
Speaker 5You would be.
Speaker 3Well, okay, you probably be surprised. Only because, only because I didn't know that you were vanilla, I thought you were like Tammy.
Speaker 1She's vanilla baby.
Speaker 3I thought you was like freaky.
Speaker 1No yeah. No, this is straight vanilla beans. So if I know a bean lie.
Speaker 3So if I gave my phone to Tammy she'd be like oh yeah, you can't hear the phone, you start to One thing.
Speaker 1Is there what you think was surprising?
Speaker 3Probably Bukaki, bukaki with surprise See how you spell that. See look at it.
Speaker 1All right yeah.
Speaker 3That is B you KK.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Got them bookmarks, time stamps Show.
Speaker 1You found it.
Speaker 2Oh oh oh, oh, oh wow.
Speaker 1I'm going to come back to this one. What else is that, hey, interesting On the podcast today? Yeah, that's, that's.
Speaker 3Oh shit, but yeah that's.
Speaker 1I mean, I think that's the only thing that would be over here with basic searches like big booty round any booty, that's basic. I only want the doggy style shot anyway, Like oh, that's my favorite shot. So the shot that I hate is Mark, baby, that's got to him, I know that shot.
Speaker 3I don't like to ride and when they ride, and facing the camera.
Speaker 1I'll be riding right. I'm already tired. Give me my family, go and look at the girl you just I don't want to see that man Give me the back shots. I just want to see the day going and out. Yeah, that's the best.
Speaker 3You all stretched out like Spider-Man.
Speaker 1I don't like that shit, like Spider-Man.
Speaker 3Yeah, she'd be like facing backwards, like sitting backwards in her back. It's just stupid. I don't like that. That it's like reverse cowgirl, but it's not. They be like standing up on the stars and shit. I don't like that. Shit she's wet. I fast forwarded. Wait what you?
Speaker 1don't like what she's Now. That sounds exciting because that means she working.
Speaker 3That's different when you facing me that. But as far as porn, I don't want to see that. I like it, yeah, I like it, but porn I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't want to see that.
Speaker 3It's like I don't want to see them do missionary. That shit's weird, that's my shit, but don't, I don't want to watch people do it.
Speaker 1Unless he stroking just right, like he got that whole motion in the ocean and he on time. That's a this what you looking up.
Speaker 2I'm not.
Speaker 1What's your? I'm just saying you, once you pop that girl, I said this shit's gonna go down. What do I do? I'm not.
Speaker 2I think a lot of people to leave.
Speaker 1Oh, fucking God, you just scared the shit out of me. Hello, I did not hear the door and it's dark. You're sitting at home.
Speaker 2I don't know why are you doing the lights?
Speaker 1Oh wait, her whole little pub body and came back. I'm not.
Speaker 2Whoopsies.
Speaker 1Man, I think I'm home by herself. You don't need to lie, you're going to take off.
Speaker 3Oh God.
Speaker 1Oh God, Okay, I'm sorry. That's a regular schedule program. So what is your search look like? Oh for her Big booty backshot. What does that shit look like?
Speaker 3Stop playing Big booty. How about have y'all seen the bull daggers? Like the bull daggers with the strap arms trying to, trying to pop the big booties?
Speaker 1No, I just want to end the damn deal, though. So that which was real mind boggling because I'm like bitch is fake. So how I slipped out, it was confusing. I never watched the video. So there was a video of this girl. She was a bull dagger. She talked about how, after her girlfriend got a BBL, so she said but every girl she'd ever been with she always got a strap on. That was like for them, they size, they pleasure, what they wanted, what they desired. And so she said and God was almost gone, and when you ain't never lie. So she said that after her, her girl got a BBL and she healed and they was getting into it and she was giving her the backshots. The shit kept slipping out Like it just it would not, it wouldn't stay here. So she said she felt like an inadequate nigga. Every time they don't have no penis. So huh, that is wild.
Speaker 2That's heartbreaking.
Christian BBL and Cardi B's Situation Discussion
Speaker 1The way I just have to be like you know what girl you got it. I'm going to have to move on. Get mad. She said her girls get mad. She was like you can't keep it. Like her girl Extra ass. And you know, can I just say like? Can I just say ladies, if you're going to get a BBL, just make sure that it is compatible with the size of your man's dick, because if you get more ass, if you got dick, y'all probably going to break up Some bad equation. That is not adding up.
Speaker 3X doesn't equal 12.
Speaker 1It doesn't equal the exponent.
Speaker 3Just saying I faked it, they'll just slide now, okay, like something casual. Why is it got to be so extreme?
Speaker 1What's the casual BBL? I want to say something extreme.
Speaker 3I mean, I would assume like just a couple Like, okay, okay, if you already have like 36, 37 inch hips, I don't think you should jump to 47, 50 inch. But what the f? That's the shit I'm talking about. That's not cool. What is even that Like? That's like 55 inches. That's disgusting. That doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 1Stop looking at it.
Speaker 3Yeah, let me that. No, no, A Christian BBL.
Speaker 1No, so there's a lady who talks about her BBL and she's just got this big hope Christian following, and she talks about her Christian BBL yeah, what is that.
Speaker 4Niggas will say anything.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm about her rebirth and all.
Speaker 3I don't know child. Oh, so she didn't really get a BBL.
Speaker 1No, she really did get a BBL, calling it a Christian BBL. She just calls it a Christian BBL. So you know God, daddy only said certain ones, and I think hers is fitting out.
Speaker 3I don't fucking know, child, that's nuts. That's fucking nuts. A Christian BBL, why I never fucking slo Maybe that's what she was getting it done.
Speaker 1Maybe that's what she was getting it done.
Speaker 3There you go. They say God Jesus was fucking with them whores. I'm not saying she's a whore just because you got a BBL. But you know, yeah, that body do belong to the Lord. That's where the T you got to put a T at the end of it.
Speaker 1The Lord, not about some twang on it.
Speaker 3Yes, the Lord, god Jesus Christ Cardi.
Speaker 1B.
Speaker 3Do y'all feel sorry for Cardi?
Speaker 1Yeah, why are we feeling sorry for Cardi? I'm gonna tell you why I feel sorry for her. No, no, I'm gonna tell you why I feel sorry for her. I don't feel sorry for her for what she's dealing with, as far as what her soon to be ex-husband is doing. I just feel bad that she responded the way that she responded, like I was hoping she would have kept her cool. I'm not having to melt down your live on Instagram. Yeah, yes, that's where I feel bad. I was hoping that she would have kept her cool and just kept playing it, fucking playing her, but that I just felt bad for her. You heard that whole live.
Sleep Paralysis, Scary Movies, Urban Legends
Speaker 2Yesterday I could have been out, I could have been chilling, I could have been this and that he knows I'm in my house, he knows that I'm chilling, he knows I'm not doing the most and I've really been sparing you. I've really been sparing you. You been fucking feeling yourself you bitch ass nigga, because of your bitch ass album and shit and you really been fucking doing me dirty after so many fucking years and I fucking hope your ass None of the fucking debt you've got for your bitch ass. And it's so crazy that I gotta go to the fucking internet because whenever I fuck on something you don't want to do, I'm glad you don't have to do the internet to do this, oh man.
Speaker 3Listen, man. I'm glad I didn't grow up Like I grew up in this era, but I didn't grow up in this era.
Speaker 2Listen, I don't feel. Oh, that's why you need a divorce.
Speaker 1Huh, you need a divorce to begin a divorce.
Speaker 3I mean, they're always supposed to be getting a divorce. I don't know.
Speaker 1Because I'll say it's a bunch of different stuff. No, she said that they was already split before, supposedly him and Krisha, if they even did anything. She said she don't believe that, but they've been split up for a minute, like how Tiana and Amon have. Yeah, they split up for a minute.
Speaker 3I love he think the Obamas are split up too In quite as it's kept.
Speaker 2Why are you saying that?
Speaker 3When was the last time you seen them together?
Speaker 1That was not surprising. They were that they're promoting that crazy movie.
Speaker 3They were together.
Speaker 4Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3Oh, I didn't see them. Yeah, I just ain't seen them. But Cardi, that's sad man. She had turned to. She ain't got nobody to talk to, that she just got to turn to the internet.
Speaker 2Nobody Look at the black mirror.
Speaker 3You know that. I learned what that was when your phone is off. I didn't know that Black mirror.
Speaker 1This black mirror was all about technology, the whole, everyone and the things that makes sense to me. No, that one episode.
Speaker 3Yeah, I just didn't know.
Speaker 1I got another one for you. I found the other day. You got to get on black mirror.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's your fire.
Speaker 1Have you all seen the movie that Obama and his wife produced?
Speaker 3I didn't yeah.
Speaker 1I wanted to pop that little white ass girl in her face. I'm a fucking bad Now. Every time I see a fucking clip of friends or hear that goddamn song. I just think about that little girl.
Speaker 1I'm going to knock her upside her mother and the one guy I feel like that's how you feel I feel friendless and I get the point that they were trying to make and I know a lot of people missed it. I understand it was basically saying that they were trying to make me understand. It was basically saying that the world is fucking burning and everybody's fucking distracted. I can't. I'm not saying among some other shit, but that little dumb ass girl is pissing me off. That was Thank you. The world is burning.
Speaker 2You know who made me mad.
Speaker 1It wasn't even a little girl, it was Julia Roberts, because I felt like she was being herself. I don't know who you don't want to get in Cause you're going to mess up your hair. Girl, I'm she undercover, right? Hmm, it's probably weird. Baby, yes, probably. Who knows? I don't know. Allegedly what's all the same, first to use, so nobody can. I'm using her dance moves in the club. Baby, yeah.
Speaker 4Hey.
Speaker 1Again the fact that he crying while baby it's playing in the background. He's having the most emotional moment. Who the fuck picked the score of this movie? Because it was too many times. I'm like Julie Roberts ain't listening to this shit. Stop playing with me.
Speaker 2You don't think that I don't know.
Speaker 1I mean she did step into the Pope. Real good, though they would not have got back in. Y'all chose to go work it out. Why am I still in the basement Like I'm on the bottom of a slave ship? Bitch, you got me fucked up. This is my house, y'all left, contract over, get to the basement, that whole piece of y'all. What if it comes out that Joe Biden got a little intern?
Speaker 3and that's why he can't talk half the time, because he's gawking.
Speaker 1I'm I mean. So you said, you know literally taking a soul. No, just be resetting. I know you're reset in front of us. Somebody in the gun Chewing on that, no, I don't believe none of that man. Just be reset in front of us. That's all I'm worried. It was like hey, he that old.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, me got worm.
Speaker 3Yeah. It's that it's that little alien Like once they open his face up like men in black. It's going to be a little alien and they're like the jewel Get the jewel.
Speaker 1Oh nigga, Like the fuck I got the nerdy one, is he fighting again? I think, so Don't fighting oh that's the ghost. I'm just not. No, oh, bunny J, I'm doing it. Have a dash to have a dash. I just want to try to know. We had a whole show talking about ghost head.
Speaker 5So how did?
Speaker 1that go.
Speaker 5How you thinking.
Speaker 1You voice, you actually help contribute to this.
Speaker 3Talking about what you have said. What does that? Y'all wouldn't answer it. I don't know why you wouldn't have sex with just sleep. Deprapation what is it? Deprivation, no sleep what was it?
Speaker 4There is there, there you go.
Speaker 3There you go.
Speaker 1Parallel sleep deprivation. Parallel is the man that is trying to torment me because it's there the way you get rid of it. Fuck it, because it's there.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, no, no, no, no the way you get rid of it. Because it's it's believed that angels don't have any sexual reproduction, so angels would never quote unquote do that to you.
Speaker 1But I heard that the angels came down here and fucked up these humans. That's how we had giants and midgets because of the angels.
Speaker 3And then I heard that too. I heard that too. But then it's proud of the flip side, you know, as as we advance, oh, so the solution is to fuck it. Yeah, because they, they, you know, because sex is demonized. It's, it's not of the God, it's not a demon.
Speaker 1And you think it's going to go away.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1How many times you go away? Somebody give you what you want. You give me what I'm saying. It's like I'm coming around.
Speaker 3I'm a pair of this every night.
Speaker 1Hello, hello. I would have did to me last night of you right there.
Speaker 5You right there, I'm not.
Speaker 1Yeah, I bet, hey Pony, somebody give me what the fuck I want.
Speaker 3Damn. Why are you single? I be fucking my sleep paralysis, I mean, you know, fucking this shit out there. That been nasty as a fuck. Then go give me this chicken from Publix. Watch this movie, fall asleep and wait for this bitch to come over and sneak through my little crib.
Speaker 1We're seeing that I'm kicking off. Stop it.
Speaker 3That didn't be sitting up in the corner.
Speaker 1I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 3I'm not I love scary movies.
Speaker 1I just watched boogie man the other day and I had to turn that shit off.
Speaker 3Oh, it was scary, scary.
Speaker 1I didn't watch a scary movie in a long time. It made me be like no nigga, I can't. I had to turn that much. Yeah, you watch scary movies.
Speaker 2I gotta see that.
Speaker 1Like the boogie man, watch that shit. I'll never get scared. I'm not watching that.
Speaker 3You know, you know who I think. Like people hype up to be scary, but it's not, is a slender man Like that's the dumbest? I don't like that. I don't like the slender man. Like this shit is whacked me.
Speaker 1Who is slender me? It was like no.
Speaker 2Oh well.
Speaker 1The slender man is like an urban legend, but he's like a new urban legend. So there was like a like an art contest or some kind of digital contest, right, his dude entered it and he drew his version of the spirit or whatever he was supposed to be drawing was the slender man. He didn't think nothing of it, the internet scene and shit, and it took off like it took off took off.
Speaker 1So this urban legend started to be created. Okay, so tall, he real slender. He walked up to you, or you know, he holds your hand, he got you Like he did so many stories, but them two little girls that tried to kill their friend in the woods.
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 1That's the real story.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Like they said, the slender man told them to do it. Like there's the people who believe in this goddamn slender man. It's a real thing what he's real, but the belief in him is real. Does that make sense? Oh, okay, Are you okay? You think he knows? I'm just checking for whatever I need to check for what the fuck? No, he ain't in the house. You say you got a kind of like candy man or like or like what's the lady in the mirror?
Speaker 3Oh, bloody Mary, Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary was scary when I was a kid. That was scary.
Awkward Conversations About Body Image
Speaker 1I didn't play none of those games. I remember them little girls just trying to play that game with me. And if you ever know anything about the boys and girls club, the bathroom they'd have no mirrors, just brick and the stalls. And he had them little jailhouse mirrors up there, a little metal. Yeah, not playing in this dark dungeon with y'all. I was out of there. I'm not playing with y'all. My God of fear and mama has taught me better than this yeah, we don't.
Speaker 3Let's, let's, let's lift up the spirits, get this thing, let's cleanse it a little bit.
Speaker 1Slender man and sleep paralysis, demons, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them. Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them, fuck them. Bitch Go. Thanks, damn Damn, because I don't say where from them. Damn go, bitch, damn damn.
Speaker 4What the fuck you saying when you fucking cashed it out it? Is a way better thing.
Speaker 5Hey, hey, big grit. Hey, with cheese, let's go With the cheese. Hey, you gotta hit it yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, yes, god, because Jesus, I got a nasty remix of that song. Lord, please let me get the heaven still Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3How does?
Speaker 5this start.
Speaker 3It's like rain down on me but the rest of the song.
Speaker 1That's just. What's the next subject? I ain't going to get canceled. I just started my year. I just started my year too. I'm going to get rain done. Don't take that for granted. That's all right. What's the next one? I'm trying to tell it no.
Speaker 3So you was SWV before SWV. That part I ain't know they weren't ready.
Speaker 1Damn. Okay, I'm going to leave you alone because I can tell you.
Speaker 4Book of Revelation chapter 7, verses 16 and 7. What they shall.
Speaker 1Me. That's how that starts, oh. Oh Y'all know y'all wanted to do that shit too. What's y'all mean? Y'all know that's how it part. Y'all can't tell me that it's how it part. That's how it part. Oh, my shit, my shit, my shit.
Speaker 3Okay, that was so like spiritual what you said, that. Oh, we fall down, yeah.
Speaker 1What about we do?
Speaker 3it, but we get it. Oh, my god, bits and Town.
Speaker 1I love that we had a little church after we talked about the form we want. We like to watch.
Speaker 2This is nice.
Speaker 1And fucking demons.
Speaker 2This is nice.
Speaker 1This is nice, this is nice this is nice Full circle.
Speaker 3Full circle that verse, that's all that it is. I mean.
Speaker 1Thank you, pineapple, for singing with me.
Speaker 3Nobody else. That's my part.
Speaker 1Oh, that's your part, that's my part, so we could have had the whole thing going. Then that came right after.
Speaker 4Let me see.
Speaker 3Let me see Let me see.
Speaker 1Okay you can praise the wild things.
Speaker 3That is. They say that a lot. I don't believe that.
Speaker 1I don't have to be praying or fucking. I don't have to praise the wild things. That's what we should do.
Speaker 3We should be able to praise name so much, I'm sure.
Speaker 1Yes, god, so you can't fuck your sleep paralysis demon, but you can give him praise during sex, who you think it is. I'm getting Gotta thank God for that. Who else am I supposed to thank? Hmm, thank you, lord. He is hanging mighty load today and I just want to thank TV.
Speaker 3J's got caught sleep sitting in Flix.
Speaker 1Wait what you said flicks as in, like movies, like sex flicks, like I'm not even curious. You know I'd be curious about things. I'm not curious about that. You want to see Oprah's titties but you don't want to see TV.
Speaker 3J's the same you want to see Oprah titties.
Speaker 1Hold on that's judgment in your voice. We don't.
Speaker 3The titties and the titty kingdom.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, think about it. I already seen Jill Scott titties. She got these big old hamburger, areolas, them things. I know how every other, you know, I you know Janelle Monáe has the most prettiest no man.
Speaker 3He said no man man's was in America sending pigs, he's sending dick pics.
Speaker 1Oh, those are over titties, long gone. Have them. Yeah, how he was doing that what is that. Cause we don't all see TDJs. That's a lot of stomach to get around.
Speaker 1And his already being covered. He gotta hold his head up when he can hear it. You know what this is terrible, that man of God. But are you okay if that head hit your forehead a little bit? You mean the stomach, if the belly hit your stomach? You ever try to get in and I stomach so big the stomach. Just stop you. Like this, no, no. Like right here on your forehead, like I ain't never had a, I ain't never had a speed bump trying to give a head. Like I ain't never experienced that before. Like the undulation in my mother's fucking brain. Like make a move that outfit. You talking about some choke on it. Bitch, move your belly so I can get on the period. Like what am I supposed to do with that? Does this happen to y'all? Have you been in phone? Does this, does this Nah, they put that pooper right on their forehead and keep going. They do not care.
Speaker 3They're like a hat.
Speaker 1It's all warm and cozy under here. Shit, y'all stomachs are hanging like our stomachs. Y'all stomachs be like solidly, just like out there. Right Cause when I laid down I was like yeah so, so I'm what you mean.
Speaker 2I don't got no stomach when.
Speaker 1I lay down I'm Except for the titty area. I gotta do this. Yeah, time to look cute up there. Lay it down, you got a heart.
Speaker 5You starfish.
Speaker 2Hey you starfish bitch. I got a whole to this. You see what's in this bitch right now. You see what.
Speaker 1What's the starfish?
Speaker 2What A fucking sea horse.
Speaker 3Oh shit, let me look up a sea horse. That shit is fucking funny, that is-.
Speaker 1You gotta hold your titty bitch. Yeah, y'all think we just lazy. We just try to win this. Keep our confidence up so we can be in the moment. That's all Because once I moved from here, my titties was under me, so I was a I'm fucking sea horse they have to be under here it's a Maybe they got me to lift up to get off my hair. No, sir, I'm on my nipples, don't let them move you to the side. Oh Lord, yeah, you know, it looks like this, this baby.
Speaker 3It makes you look good oh.
Speaker 1Go.
Speaker 3PC me. Oh my God.
Speaker 1I'm not playing with y'all.
Speaker 3Y'all are fucking nuts, just saying.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't see the problem in the screen.
Speaker 3So y'all are Of course you're conscious of this, but is this for this is, for us, correct, the fact that you're trying to hold your titties and not have them cock-eyed?
Speaker 1You know me and really don't care for real baby.
Speaker 3So this is for y'all, this is y'all.
Speaker 1It's more so for our confidence because y'all ain't even paying attention.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what I was just about to say.
Speaker 1It's more so for our self. I mean, you still gotta feel sexy in that moment, and if that's what makes me feel sexy, let me have it.
Speaker 3Gotcha, gotcha. Well, you know, sometimes if you got the tittie in the hip pocket, it's all right now, because I like waking up in the morning and seeing the tittie in the hip pocket.
Speaker 1Oh, you got the tank top pocket. Yeah, that's what's right on out of there. Yeah, I guess this question go to both of y'all, but I gotta rephrase it.
Speaker 1So you know, tell me for you you are one in and you know, mr Royce, you be on the other but you wouldn't be laying in bed with your boo, your partner, your who, your Mr, your Mrs and your limbs, and none of the young like y'all in the new, y'all laying there. And he had to go and like to like, suck the tittie up to get it to. Sometimes you just go ahead and just hand it to him. Go on, baby. That's what I mean. Why are we doing this.
Speaker 4Why are you?
Speaker 1looking like a little baby and that he swallowed shit.
Speaker 3Let me just I like being fed. That's your fire to me.
Speaker 1I'm trying to find nipple because it's down there.
Speaker 3I like that. Feed me. This is too.
Speaker 1Give me, had it. You just got to grab and put in your mouth. Don't do that. Please Pick it up, put in your mouth.
Speaker 3We got to do better. Better fellas, grab the tittie. That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1I mean it feels good.
Speaker 3Oh, I'm about to say it.
Speaker 1It feels good physically, but emotionally I'm just sitting here like If it took a mistake. If it took a mistake, I didn't even focus on what he doing. I'm still trying to gather myself in the fact that took him that long to who were vacuuming my tittie up to his mouth. That's hard, I don't know to be turned on or just be like you know what. Just go to bed. How I feel right now A little embarrassed, I'm right, like when I was 19,.
Speaker 2I never had this.
Speaker 1My heart is. My heart is Pussy crying, heart hurt. It's terrible. Oh my God Help.
Speaker 4Titty chronicles they are.
Speaker 3That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1That's how I knew. Say it yeah, welcome.
Speaker 3Bit, don't give me, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1I'm not saying that because I'm not saying that that's my name. On this one, fuck it, that's my new name. I feel so hard you said it, my juice in my head, when you Me Damn my name now, y'all welcome, y'all welcome, oh my God.
Speaker 3I wish I could see how many people I know that would be so nice.
Speaker 1On the way Y'all say something yes, I don't know if they cut off or whatever, but I ain't seeing nothing.
Speaker 3See who on Facebook. I'm looking at the chat because I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that I don't be looking at the chat because you'll be doing a lot, oh, and I can't.
Speaker 3Something about the name.
Speaker 2You're.
Speaker 3Nice Y'all, get you're Christmas shopping off the way.
Speaker 1The way.
Speaker 3All right.
Speaker 1Except for one. It's one for you. I ain't even got a rabbit paper. Damn, it's a cancel picture, but it's only halfway fluff. I got my black Christmas tree, by the way, y'all.
Speaker 3Oh, we got one too. Yes, shit so fire, shit so fire. And silver, silver decorations.
Speaker 1Oh nice, oh my goodness, because I have bad. I said so what color are we going to treat? Do you like to do a theme, a color theme?
Speaker 3Jeremiah, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1He said purple. I said OK, black, and purple is giving a little, you know, a little night. See a little nightmare before you know yeah. Little I Before I. They said this is in silver and this is where I threw up in my mouth a little bit because no, black, purple and silver. What is going with it? I?
Speaker 3don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1And we're going to have to go with gold.
Speaker 3That's fire.
Speaker 1OK. So I just I'm not a fan of silver. It's just especially silver on a Christmas tree, like the tinsel on it. It just looks, it just gives real. I wish I had some little kids my tree like that. I got little reindeer's with with googly eyes and shit and that's cute Tinsles in one spot of the tree, that's it. They want to throw it around. They threw the shit on one part of the tree. I'm tired by the time I look at the tree to do anything with it because they decorated.
Speaker 2Hmm.
Speaker 1You got, one side is pretty empty.
Speaker 4Hmm.
Speaker 1Kids just didn't even reach it up. You know, what is cute is a tree.
Speaker 3Is they tree?
Speaker 1I understand that, because I'm not generating the back, the back by the wall. Fuck you, yeah, even go on the other side of the tree. They had like the other side of the tree didn't exist, yeah, and they can't reach this part, it's just just leave it there. I only got three candy canes left on the tree.
Speaker 3Like.
Speaker 1I'm just. They get all the candy games Told them up every day they come home.
Speaker 2Did they do?
Speaker 1the popcorn stream. You got to do the popcorn stream. No, they ate the shit, Girl. We didn't get that damn thing. That's Jesus. Kids is not doing none of that.
Speaker 3Oh shit, no, that's wild. So no Christmas shopping. No, nothing Black.
Speaker 1Christmas tree.
Speaker 4Well, I thought you made a.
Speaker 1Christmas this year. You got to make up, you had to do homie presents. That's what I'm saying. You don't have to, y'all just have to be happy. My daughter's birthday is Christmas Eve. My niece's birthday today after Christmas. My favorite cousin's birthday is Christmas Day. Thank you, all right, papa, but if he was still here, his was on 28th. My brother's birthday is New Year's Eve. My Christmas birthday is New Year. My daddy's birthday is the sixth, my mama's is the ninth, my boyfriend's is the 16th, my nephew's the 20th and then my son ends out the month on the 30th. Fuck Christmas, ok, december. Fuck all of this shit.
Speaker 5What no?
Speaker 1No, homemade is only, everybody is literally getting a construction paper card. Oh, that's even, that's the brand. I'm not even spending no money on no shark Darling tree. You know the cheap one. You got holes in your. You got holes in your colors, because you know the same thing Often.
Speaker 5Real together.
Speaker 3Slow money. So you got trees out, he got his tree, they got real trees out in Guam 85 degrees outside, shout out from Guam.
Speaker 1But now we have 85 degrees in Guam. I need to be. That's why, well, I'm trying to look up Guam. That's fire, that's the 37 degrees outside. I don't like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3But it's nicer than you know, coming from Virginia.
Speaker 1Yes, virginia's.
Speaker 3They got snow in Maryland. They had slow snow in Maryland and I'm like, nah, I'm glad I'm here, I can't do it. I'll be walking outside of just a hoodie like yes.
Speaker 1It doesn't snow. It's rare.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Snow real hard. Gotta be 16, 17.
Speaker 2Do you have that.
Speaker 1So do you like the snow? I mean, you got to get there real quick for a meal. Yeah, I don't stay.
Speaker 3I don't know.
Social Media Platforms and Censorship
Speaker 1I mean, you want to live somewhere where it's not. Oh, no, not again. I'm in Alaska. When I talk to you, I don't want to live that why? No, that's not home. No more. The snow I'm spoiled. Georgia got me all the way fucked up, but I am not. No snow, nothing. Yeah, I get mad when the thing, when they get cold here. For what? I don't even have a coat.
Speaker 3That thing.
Speaker 1I got hoodies because we don't need them, yeah. So when they get cold here, I'm like, oh yeah, global warming bitch, because what is this?
Speaker 3No, I had on a hoodie today, just chill yeah.
Speaker 1Like shit, this love I'm full with it Most of the Christmas barbecue outside or something like it's. It's the last couple of winters been weird. I get my. I can't wait it's over.
Speaker 3You know you got to speak it into existence, you know you're on a little space you know, cook it up, cook it up.
Speaker 1You're a man of testing together.
Speaker 3I like that you don't have to start 2024 in 2024. You can start it now. Preach fucking bars, let's go.
Speaker 1You about to call us Queens? Ok, I'm definitely waiting, grand rising. You about to say beloved in the second Beloved.
Speaker 4Listen, sis.
Speaker 1It's just what you're saying. You're beloved. They bought the scammer shit out of you. Ok, I don't believe none of it.
Speaker 3No, no, grand rising, it's just too much sauce. And I remember when it took off like women were like don't, don't WID me, grand rising me. And I was like don't, grand, rise me, don't.
Speaker 4All right.
Speaker 1There were ever grand rides. We just you can grand rise, good morning or whatever. I might have answers. So that's all. You, I'm definitely not answering the piece. I'm right and I'm right.
Speaker 3Beloved. So what's a, what's a pickup line that works Other than like what?
Speaker 1You know. No see, this is not a blanket thing, because it depends on your personality and how you deliver it. You can still fuck up a dope pick up line. You can fuck that up and you are awkward or weird, oh, this might not be the line for you. Sure, stick to stick to your personality. That's the pick up line, who you are. Don't be coming in here saying some corny shit, but corny shit. Work on me, though. You like corny, you know I like corny. Like girl, you've been running through my. You must have fell out of heaven, or no, I go. Your feet is tired. Your feet must be tired because you've been running. I can't get this out.
Speaker 3They do it. I might know they do it with their hands. Your feet is tired, so you've been running through.
Speaker 2Wow.
Speaker 3Been running through my mind all day. You can have enough.
Speaker 1No, no, we get it out. I feel like I'm out of here Like.
Speaker 3They can move like Johnny Bravo, like all quick and shit.
Speaker 1We was in the streets. What was your pick up line? Damn.
Speaker 3I didn't have one. I really I didn't play that game. I wasn't that witty Like I could just come up with something Huh.
Speaker 1What do you think?
Speaker 3It was mainly like through Facebook. I use Facebook DMs to my advantage, so I just more. It's more like situational the shit you post.
Speaker 1You just like to say something.
Speaker 3Yeah, the shit you post, I would, I would feed off that.
Speaker 1I'm like, yeah, that's crazy, let me tell you something Nothing in my soul or in me about my post, like why you didn't just say it on the post. It's got a whole section for that. We could have talked about it there. Why are you in my inbox? No, I need your personal, my personal.
Speaker 3No, no, no. Whatever you post on, that story goes straight to the inbox. I'm all on your story.
Speaker 1Oh, so you talking about stories? Yeah, yeah, I want to.
Speaker 3Like.
Speaker 1Sneaky with the story.
Speaker 3That's crazy.
Speaker 1Wow, that's how you say it Just like that.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's all you got to do.
Speaker 1Yeah, you got the air horn. You still put my sweater on my house. Black planet. I'm going to talk about it To my black planet.
Speaker 3You still remember that shit, you stop playing. Don't play, great, stop playing. You don't remember. She showed me her thing before you remember your black planet lock, that is. I don't even remember. Remember the email.
Speaker 5I had.
Speaker 4Fuck, that's crazy.
Speaker 3But that's why I can't log into my myspace or my black planet, because I don't remember the email that I was using. Oh, they did.
Speaker 1Because they changed a platform into being a platform for, like musicians and artists okay. So all the regular shit.
Speaker 3So it just messed. I probably messed it up anyway, I probably had it right and then it was wrong on there and I was just like a fuck.
Speaker 4Yeah let me reset it.
Speaker 3I Reset that what I thought that email was like. It is fucked off. I.
Speaker 1Wish somebody else would come back and like Take over Facebook, like Facebook took over everything else.
Speaker 3I don't think we're gonna see it. I don't think we're gonna see it.
Speaker 1You think Facebook on hold up that long?
Speaker 3yeah, I just don't. It's nothing else. Look at everything that's that's tried to come. Mine Musically used to be is is tick tock. Musically is tick tock like it's nothing. That Twitter is X now like.
Speaker 1I.
Speaker 3Don't, I don't see another, I don't see anything taking over social.
Speaker 1They do they. And now, when you buy your phone, facebook is already like. It's already a bad app. That's how long it's been.
Speaker 4I'm not on the phone in a minute.
Speaker 1But I Don't know. I just I don't like the way that Facebook has changed. I don't like the rest of media change period, but I believe. Let me say something. Facebook Hit me the other day and they deleted one of my posts from four years ago. Hmm, talking about them, talking about some? Um, this is against community guidelines. Fuck you. Yeah, you should have caught the shit when I did it. You can't find me for it now. It's been up all this time. Leave it alone.
Speaker 3That's what tick tock. That's what happened to me. I had a tick tock page that was like up there in numbers and they they found a post Because I first of all I had fucked up, I had posted something wild one time and they flagged me. It wasn't nothing like sexual, it was just something wild. And then it was like borderline racist. They were like all this is against community guidelines. And then they come back later and they start going through my old shit and they found two, two more and banned my fucking.
Speaker 1I was like, oh shit that's exactly what happened to my original semester. Can we pay? I was posting a while shit, though, so I'm Social media platform that just lets you fucking just literally just post what you want, say what you want Without repercussion.
Speaker 3He used to be like that. Twitter used to be, yeah, it's low key, still like that. But all of them used to be like that until people got extra sensitive. Like people, everybody's like.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think. So there were certain things that there were. They were getting sued like people's feelings were getting hurt, and then they were also suing the platforms they're. They were suing the apps. They could protect themselves and protecting themselves, it and turned into a fucking nursery.
Speaker 3Yeah, because I can't post it. The shit I found on Twitter I can't post on tiktok, and it's not because it's sexual, it's just raw, like I can't post it. It's got too much of cussing, or you, it's wild. You can say nigga all day, but Don't, don't say nothing about gay people, don't, don't, you know, post a. You can post a picture of a KKK person and be like fuck the KKK. And they be like nah.
Speaker 1That they sent me a warning because I put the word porn in one of my yeah, remember I told you how to change my whole profile because I said it right top and say you're right it either.
Speaker 3Well, that, that's what happens when you got computers running your shit. All this AI.
Speaker 1Well, there's no people in Facebook, there's nobody for you to call.
Speaker 3Yeah, nope, and every time you appeal some shit, it's, it's a computer, yep, I had lost. I Lost big, a big page. It's about like two thousand people.
Speaker 1I had On there like 25 and that shit hurt two thousand of my followers to that was a genuine yeah, that's my heart, because it was no, I know, by no followers.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1These were genuine people in here watching my stuff, Yep that thing, it hurt boy. I was like she found the building, that kind of paid up. Yeah, but your followers? I'm working on it again, but I get away with it because I don't remember. I don't always read the five print and the print that I have read. There's no like Disclosure on Twitter where they're like we don't take responsibility for none of this shit Y'all see posted on here.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1On your own, huh.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's like the Wild West.
Speaker 1Because of the community guidelines. That's why they have them, so that you don't just get to say whatever the fuck you say and it comes back on them. Yeah, I was Twitter. Give away with it.
Speaker 3Maybe because of Elon I.
Speaker 1Don't know, because he wants it. You can't say from the river to the sea right now and that's pissing me off, but that's the whole other story. Can't say what you can't say from the river to the sea. Palestine will be free. You'll put your page with it. Flag.
Speaker 3What does that mean?
Speaker 1It's political. It's about what's happening in guys.
Speaker 3Oh, oh okay. I was like I don't get it. I was trying to.
Speaker 1Get this over, but I'm going to pass it over to my NBC. And he was like one of my first. I would have casted him. That man was fronting.
Speaker 3Here's my thing. The only thing that pisses me off more is how this nigga dresses. I don't understand why he is dressed and continues to dress like a sharecropper.
Speaker 1Okay, hold on what.
Speaker 3I don't like it.
Speaker 1That's still a thing Are they still sharecroppers.
Speaker 2No, not anymore.
Speaker 1I was about to say that it's not until 1963. I just watched this thing on the inside. I just found out about that. It didn't stop until 1960. That blows my mind there was still sharecropping in the 60s. Okay anyway.
Speaker 3And another thing you know, we've always had color photos.
Speaker 1We've had color photos, yeah we've had color photos.
Speaker 3Since 18 something.
Speaker 1I mean, there are people who did the sit-in with Clark Atlanta Morehouse.
Speaker 3They're still alive. Yep Professors Nuts, they tried to fuck with you.
Speaker 1They all were sort of black and white picture, ruby. You see the professor now Stopping. They didn't tell long ago. Now back to his ass running in the street. Why was he doing that? I can understand. Let me tell you what I can understand. You are a. At this point, this is like at the peak of his career. You are a high profile, very well known black man. You got this white woman acting a mother, fucking fool. What the fuck is he doing? For you to do Is run. That's the safest thing for you. He ran. He niggas nose niggle, lip, nappy, headed, knee grow. Yeah, and I love you. I love you. I love you. I'm very attractive, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 4I'm not talking bad about him.
Speaker 1I think he looked good, even with his purple lips, because they stay. But I can't say but no, I think he did the right thing. You had to run, make her look like the crazy person. Yeah, I don't care, but you know he's still being dragged, even though he was trying to wonder who was the victim here Well he just mad because he didn't say instead of saying you need to be more like a red or Scott, you didn't.
Speaker 1I guess they wanted to say be more like Jackie or something. I feel like it's the same thing. You just named two black women. Instead of saying Like what you say, how does that work? Like what part of career they just want her to be? You wanted a career. You know what party wanted. You know you got to a fucking Gwyneth Paltrow asking her to be fucking Angela Bassett. Are you crazy?
Speaker 3He dresses like a sharecropper. Yes, yes, yes, he is crazy.
Speaker 1Do you believe he's innocent? Or he probably is innocent.
Speaker 3I mean.
Speaker 1That particular encounter, but based off of the text messages they read, they definitely don't some shit today, girl. Yeah, but that encounter that we are in court for yes. He do it this time. Huh, I mean, it sucks, it sucks. The captain did say that she was beating on the cat.
Emotional Support Cup and Family Dynamics
Speaker 3I can believe it the way that nigga was moving in Creed 3, I don't think she want them. Hands that nigga look like a monster. A fucking monster.
Speaker 1I was probably running like that so proud.
Speaker 3He remind me of Terrence Howard Wait what Like a buff ass. Terrence Howard, the way he try to when it's acting, it's like a cry, it's like, come on man. It's like and he blinks a lot too. Watch, watch this next movie. He blinks a whole lot. That's the thing.
Speaker 1The normal amount of blinking is acceptable to you sir, I need to make sure, just the regular, like you, like you, but it's not. It's not this.
Speaker 3It's the way I move, where I'm moving right now.
Speaker 1Like it's exhausting. That's what he does when watch.
Speaker 4Watch Jonathan majors.
Speaker 1He blinks a lot, he blinks a lot, he blinks a lot.
Speaker 3He blinks a lot. He blinks a lot and it's like a cry, like a whimper, it's like, it's like thanks, man Watch.
Speaker 1He is very soft.
Speaker 3Yeah, watch.
Speaker 1He carry a coffee cup with him everywhere he go. He said that is his, his emotional.
Speaker 3Support animal.
Speaker 1He told about the cost that is his emotional support cup. I forget what he said. It has something to do with his mama. Oh okay, he has a gold Bible.
Speaker 3He has a gold Bible.
Speaker 1He went to court His gold Bible In his emotional support cup. That's what he went to court.
Speaker 3So the one time.
Speaker 1It's go. I don't know why it's go. He probably got that from his mama too. That's probably, like you know, he remind him of Coretta. I don't know why I you just put me got to send off business like Coretta or something. Okay.
Speaker 3Fucking gold Bible. I don't want to know what you know, Are the pages made out of gold foil too? That would be kind of fire.
Speaker 1I didn't see him open it once. You remember the Bible, where the edges of the sheets was gold? Yeah, the big white that's the thing that was the first time. The grandparents used to put on the table With the rope in the middle. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Coretta read that Bible.
Speaker 1Damn, that was amazing. Those titles are pretty dope, though. If they was the big ones with the family.
Speaker 3Usually with the family history.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's fire.
Speaker 3For sure, because that's where all the birth certificates and shit was kept.
Speaker 1So can I have my birth certificate back, please? Why can you still me my social security cards? Why we? Your possession is my you.
Speaker 3Can't tell no blackbomb of that. Hey, black mama, no, though I don't know what to do, but a black mama, no.
Speaker 1Like what you need it for.
Speaker 3Yep.
Speaker 1That's what they don't need. It was like you down for giving it out. They don't. They don't need to. You're the number for that. Call them back exactly. Don't get all messed up. I hold it for you. Just let me know when you need the number. You need a picture of it. They're not responsible. Yet you're not responsible to you. 30 at 30. I give you your shit.
Speaker 3That's facts.
Speaker 1That's facts actually when I you know, I know, is when I had my first child and she gave me my shit. What?
Speaker 3Yeah, I agree, is about 30, 30 is.
Speaker 1When you start to try to be responsible and thinking about the future.
Speaker 3And you know, you know the big when I knew I was big grown is when I, when I got injured recently, I put I put wifey on as an emergency contact. That shit felt good as fuck. And she actually came and I was just like I'm so glad you're here, I'm playing in the hospital and it wasn't my mom. I was just like and no disrespect to my mom, but it's just cute, it was just cool, like I'm grown now. And then she was like did you call your mom that part?
Speaker 1let me call your mom.
Speaker 3And she did same thing. But yeah, but that shit's fired up. I'm gonna call you mom. I'm gonna call you mom and she did same thing, so yeah but that shit's fired up. That's just. That's when I knew I was grown. It was about two years or what, not even two years like three, three four months ago. Huh, yeah you grown you grown, grown big, grown big, grown out here. Yeah, cuz I call my mom or anything, any and everything. I Mean everything.
Speaker 1I definitely get a hundred.
Speaker 3But they I think it might well y'all are daughters, so it's different. I think it's different for sons when it comes to the sons, because they reinforce Like I'd be like man, these motherfuckers. She was like, yeah, let him know that it like she, she's high finish it.
Speaker 1You know I'm saying Okay, so he needs to meet our mothers, cuz.
Speaker 3Y'all moms be hyping the shit. Oh, I'm with it in.
Speaker 4Black moms.
Speaker 2I can't even find my mom.
Speaker 1I don't know, my mama is different with my brother than she is with me, so I don't know, and then she, then she can be like She'll say one thing to him and she'll get off the phone and then she'll say the total opposite. To me I'd be like nigga, why wouldn't keep a missing on the phone? Why now he ain't shit, why now?
Speaker 3This is the essence of miscommunication, for sure, yes, yes.
Funny Mike and Michael Jackson's Humor
Speaker 1I'm definitely happy my son up when he calls me about stuff, but I will also tell him when he done fuck that.
Speaker 3Yeah, for sure, but you can tell him that.
Speaker 1You right, cuz I sure can't tell my daughter that it'll be like.
Speaker 3Yes, my mom would tell me in a heartbeat. Tammy's mom would text me before she text. Tammy, yeah, it's shoulder shrug, whatever.
Speaker 1I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm all right, I do all right. Out there my height, I'm height, I'm five, I'm right there. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Oh, okay, five, six I'm five, six.
Speaker 1Big tam tam still work it's hand tam. I gotta take my big tam tam away.
Speaker 3No, no, that's more reason to call you big tam tam. Your nickname got to be the opposite of what you are.
Speaker 1Big tam tam, let's put, was tiny yeah.
Speaker 3I got always the opposite of what you are. Funny Mike is not really fucking funny. He's serious, he's a killer. Don't mess with funny Mike.
Speaker 1You know my name's like a name to be, to be appropriate, so I don't have to deal with you. Not midget tam tam. What did I do to you today? Did I not give you the attention that you needed? Like, oh, in her defense, so you know he's not her father. Why are you doing?
Speaker 3that he kind of cooked it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I love my legs.
Speaker 1You know what? Next subject, because I both took your heads down when I said you're coming.
Speaker 3I like my torso short.
Speaker 1That's all. You were talking to me too, I was talking to you.
Speaker 3You got here looking like Dr.
Speaker 1Robotnik from Sonic. What is happening? What Say? What's your chest then?
Speaker 3You don't want to say your legs long and your torso short. That is exactly what Dr Robotnik looked like.
Speaker 1You don't put that picture. I got it. I got it Put it up there. Put it up there. You don't even keep it up, you clip it. Yes, if you click this when you make this a clip, please put it up. Dr Eggman up there. Yes, and we can all I like this, please don't.
Speaker 4Oh, shit man, I think no, damn it.
Speaker 3Never seen legs shake. Why, why?
Speaker 1I was having a good leg day too.
Speaker 5Oh shit.
Speaker 1They ain't like. My legs is out right now. I had a good leg day Oiled up, glistening, shaved. No one got the shave, so it was a good thing.
Speaker 3Oh God, what y'all like to show.
Speaker 1Who is y'all? It's a curse Damn. I get down on the bus by myself. We are a team, so I had to check in with him after we did the Hella M show, you know, because I was like they didn't skip the walk, did they?
Speaker 1Like you? Good, I said, all right, great, I said. But I need you to understand something they only act like that when Timmy is on the stage. When it's just me, they are well behaved, they got home training, oh nigga. Letters and periods and punctuation, they say please and thank you. That's a lie. They are very well behaved, but as soon as she gets up there, it's all baby's kids, all of them. These yo kids too, like wait a minute.
Speaker 3Y'all's a crack song for like 30 minutes.
Speaker 1And that was short. By the way, that was like a sample, oh.
Speaker 5Oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1Chaos is always the way. Chaos don't come to me. Oh, that is crazy, your habit. I don't, I don't do pure habit. Yeah, but she was on the same show with me when we did an eight hour crack Show. Why, hello, exactly who sat up there and started singing ad lives and background and everything for everybody's song? I had to hide from what. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2First of all, Crack and love.
Speaker 1Everybody got needs Crack. You need that Cracking.
Speaker 3Tammy the way coming up. The way grits is looking right now Just look at Grits is great.
Speaker 1Tell me this music.
Speaker 3No, don't fit grits.
Speaker 1Okay, oh, oh.
Speaker 3Oh, oh, introducing Kiss my grits, kiss my grits, kiss my grits.
Speaker 1Take me a brown With a.
Speaker 3Yes, on this lovely Saturday evening Get your drinks ready.
Speaker 4Brown liquor only.
Speaker 1Brown liquor only Top shelf upper echelon.
Speaker 3Come into your life From YouTube.
Speaker 1Let's go.
Speaker 3I like that, I did.
Speaker 1Pay my yeah, grits.
Speaker 4That background is fine. I just mentioned, yeah, man.
Speaker 3Pure what.
Speaker 1Who's song was that? No, I was on tiktok.
Speaker 4I got a big one.
Speaker 1I was at it. No, I was on tiktok. I think I might have sent it to both of you, so you know how they have the usher challenge. And now that's kind of like the Maxwell challenge.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Sent it to you, sammy right, and it was all trying to hit that falsetto. Hit it and I thought to myself I think Maxwell's falsetto is the only one I like. I don't. I don't like usher's falsetto, I just most men in falsetto. I'm not a big fan, but Maxwell.
Speaker 3Yeah, maxwell's falsetto is unmaxed Maxwell he's doing it for me.
Speaker 1That thing make you want to put some cognac and just lay up real good Like, yeah, that thing is great, I need a cigar and a damn Right for a plate.
Speaker 3I just Uncle hat yeah All the falsetto.
Speaker 1Hit it, maxwell, is it?
Speaker 3Maxwell, is it? Yeah, because Mike is gone. That's really it.
Speaker 1They don't understand why Mike talked like that, Like why he wouldn't just talk in his wedding room.
Speaker 3It was deep.
Michael Jackson's Iconic Dance Moves
Speaker 1That's the crazy part. I think he enjoyed the troll. That was trolling before trolling. He trolled them people. I know Mike ain't solved.
Speaker 3He was a cript.
Speaker 1Did y'all see the post talking about how he was a cript?
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 1Get out my goddamn face.
Speaker 3Damn.
Speaker 1Michael Jackson was a goddamn gangbanger. You see how fast he was like, yeah, damn, I'm not on the road.
Speaker 3This nigga was on tour in his limousine and it was a bunch of women like beating on the glass, like screaming his name, and this nigga was like, oh, look at the fish.
Speaker 5The fish nigga he was trolling, bro, I don't care.
Speaker 1But then there's another picture of him with two mixed victors and you know he about to go in, like he had his hand on the shoulder. These little women. Yeah, he look high shit like he was. Mike was out there living both sides of his best life.
Speaker 3I feel like he was a funny person. I really feel like he was hilarious.
Speaker 1Y'all think his penis had me the like or two.
Speaker 3All right, you know what we're going to get up out of here.
Speaker 4We're going to get up out of here.
Speaker 1Where's the producer? What we need him, what you mean.
Speaker 3No never, I'm never answering this question, so you said residents, white in the betweeners with chocolate.
Speaker 1You don't think it's possible? I know, I mean, look at his hands, dark as me. So it can happen.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know, you don't know. So I see people try to make the argument Like Did he have it a lot? Yeah, it doesn't take over your whole body. He Like what the fuck he was the only person ever in history.
Speaker 1He had no patches, zero. That had to be like industry level skin bleaching cream.
Speaker 4Yeah, that look like powder.
Speaker 2Oh man.
Speaker 1RMP, rmp.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1The black I miss you, I miss you. I'm going to do this. It was bad though. I'm going to do this. You know, just seeing bad, that hard you start something like that.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1He had us off Shit.
Speaker 3What he was singing sounds I don't really mean anything.
Speaker 1It's what I thought yeah, like that's what my father be doing.
Speaker 3I was in control, yes, making up words.
Speaker 5Yeah, you're right, and we believed it.
Speaker 3It's just like.
Speaker 1And we love every bit of it. Y'all seen the one who was on the interview and lady was like how you like going on tour? I hate it, I hate the tour, so they stopped. They was like Mike, you can't tell people you hate it, but I really hate it, though Like Mike kept it real. They didn't want him to keep it real. I really, I really hate touring.
Speaker 3Did y'all watch the doc, the trailer 40. No, oh, that was good. She was good. I didn't know. His tour was Sponsored by Quaker Oats. It was originally sponsored by Quaker Oats and then Don Don King Got the tour sponsored by Pepsi, which is why they're that's that Pepsi commercial.
Speaker 1Yeah, yep, and his hair got burnt up and all that stuff.
Speaker 3That's when his life changed.
Speaker 1Yes, when his Jerry girl got fried on that side of his head, he hated Pepsi.
Speaker 3Hated them Like before. Before he got the deal, he hated Pepsi. He's like Pepsi is not for the people.
Speaker 1And then yeah. Burnt the shit out of this.
Speaker 3They're greasy like that he knows pyro, pyro, whatever you fuck call that shit, he knows.
Speaker 1And then they're like and she knows, and she goes and she's playing around, oh baby. You know, what the fuck Pyro?
Speaker 3Pyro techniques.
Speaker 1Yeah, why would he go out there with a half of the grease?
Speaker 3Well, they had finished, so they had did the first take and it was perfect. But the director was like, nah, we're going to do this shit again. And Mike, because Mike was already in his dressing room and shit, just chilling. And so they came and got him and he was pissed, yeah yeah, and came and got him and they put some extra shit.
Speaker 1It was like oh, they got the floor of flame to it.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah. So they said it was like 30 degree burns to a scalp or some shit Like God Damn.
Speaker 1What happened to Mike's throat Like was that a perm? Was that damage? No, I probably got damaged in the fire Like we never seen it again after that right.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 3What if he was like the forefront of like plastic surgery, like he was? He got some shit from the future Like those were like hair plugs and shit Like advanced hair plugs, to the point that that's the shit they doing today. Why didn't work on the future?
Speaker 1nose or something. I don't think they, I don't think they can perfect a nose.
Speaker 3What?
Speaker 1He said the futuristic they should have futuristic his nose, or something like that. They just kept falling in on him.
Speaker 3He just got two holes.
Speaker 1Future. How do you know? How do you know there's nothing that was in the future?
Speaker 3Just two holes, looking like a warress, like that shit is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1That ain't my black nose, that is fucking nuts Like when anybody black, black nose, that ain't it.
Speaker 3Stop it, that nigga had a pencil for a nose like a pencil with two holes.
Speaker 1No, my future self, I like my black nose. Thank you. Don't come in here and try to do no extra stuff. Stop it. That look, wow, I love it here. There's so many questions. I feel like he was an anomaly, like I have so many questions like the voice, the skin, the hair and, if you all really think about it, michael really only had three dance moves. He just did them really good and really fast. The moonwalk, that's fire. He really only had three dance moves, he just perfected the fuck out of them.
Speaker 3The moonwalk. What's the other ones?
Speaker 1Is he he his crotch? Grab he, he, he. That's not what you call the dance, what you call it, I call it he. That's. What he did is when he grabbed his crotch, he said he, he, that's it, that's the he he dance. Okay.
Speaker 3What's that called, I don't know. Okay, so we got the he he.
Speaker 1We got the he he, if you watch videos of Michael Jackson dancing like in concert or on stage, whatever, and you really watch. He's doing the same three moves. He's just doing them fast across the stage. So it looks like he's doing it a lot, but he's not. Oh, but nobody can do them. That moonwalk lean like there. What was that lean? You know some of that? Okay, the leaning in Damn, what's that damn video with the girl? And are you okay?
Speaker 1No criminal, any of you, okay, and the she know, okay, he kicks his leg.
Speaker 3He do the kick. The kick is one, that kick is fire.
Speaker 1The kick is probably he, he, yeah, but I said the kick is part of one of the. Okay, it's a couple Okay, you really?
Speaker 5Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3Okay. I think it's more like he got three key moves. I wouldn't say he only has three moves, okay because, what other?
Speaker 1moves. You got what else he do? All renditions of the three moves that may move out forward to. It's still a moonwalk. That's your fucking fire.
Speaker 3That I don't know how to that she was fired. He's like he'll the toe, like it was just.
Speaker 1That's it and that when you only wait Now that nigga had to give me the change he's like, give me the change in the be the video Mm.
Speaker 3Hmm, yeah.
Speaker 1So he really did. He's like I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. So he really did have a lot of moves into this. To now there's three. No, but now that I'm thinking about it's a lot of videos, that's different. But I'm saying just him performing and oh, he really just had like a couple of main moves.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1How does all of Remember the time?
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, you said, you still do it really really young.
Speaker 3Yeah, that shit so far, even even in the doc, I was like that shit is so fucking fire, bro. How could you fail with that shit? You had to be trash to fail. Like what the fuck Like? Why didn't anybody else think of this Ever, my yeah, All right Mike. Fucking legend.
Speaker 1Definitely. Is it annoying that everyone's like so until it's not, as is the next MJ, or just as good. Is that annoying because you see that so much right now? Yeah.
Speaker 3Why did.
Speaker 1He just beat him and the MJB, exactly, exactly, you know, because ain't nobody will be like, yeah, even it's blue thing, no, no ever. And like, just let the greats be the greats, let the greats be the greats. You know people living with were tweeting that they thought sexy red was the next MJ of their generation.
Speaker 3That's fire for them. No, it just lets me know where the bar is at, and I'll just step over it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1No, that's a real treat, it's a real treat, it's a real treat. And they said that she is the MJ of their generation.
Speaker 3I'm here for it. I love, I'm glad.
Speaker 1This was a special class post in this.
Speaker 3Hmm, what do you mean by special class?
Speaker 1the, the short bus class class. I hate to say it, but yeah, this, there you go. There's one In the way, um, and does he say sexy red, looks like her hair smells like new ports. Okay, I got another one for y'all, hold on. She posted I need help for a thing for my baby. I knew I really feel like somebody set her up because I don't know what she really thought that was going to help her. She went on this thing and said can y'all help me come up with a thing for my baby shower? They did just that new port these, um, tennessee, it was just. It was terrible, y'all. It was terrible. It smelled like a dope boy house. They were given the worst thing the shower and it smells like earring bags and hot dogs. That is messy. Attractive about that girl.
Speaker 2The way I spoke that earring bag.
Current Frost's Collaboration With McDonald's
Speaker 1Okay, umbrella, earring bag, that is the word. Let's just sit with your nose hairs a little bit. I just sit in there. I don't know Name shit like Chlamydia and fucking sour cum I don't know the names. The whole like that she has. Why I don't have any fans like we need fans like her Because them motherfuckers go hard. They will bite you. They are.
Speaker 3Are you okay? Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1I think that kind of move in my right.
Speaker 3Yeah, we'll get it, we'll get it. The Gucci's wears that like for sure they that's fucking nuts, though I don't want them to roast us like that, like backwoods, fucking earring bags.
Speaker 1I wish I could bring up this tweet from her. From her they were saying things like yeah, you should have a shower, backwoods and hellcat People pulling black and white should be your theme, like they were really doing this shit for her baby shower. It was beautiful, absolutely terrible. You know? The jungle theme or like just regular baby themes, what they look like. The husband All right, you can. The hood as baby shower you can possibly get.
Speaker 4Oh shit man.
Speaker 3That shit Niggas is wild.
Speaker 1Internet I hear a little fire.
Speaker 3Fucking internet. Like I like shit, like that. I like it when it go like that Fish filet, he said. I bet it's official Like rap In her purse at all. That's just nasty At all times.
Speaker 1I know people like that, so that's messed up. Like you know, you were like that.
Speaker 3Hey, the funny shit, the funny shit be like yo you got a cat, they be like nah, no cats around, but you fully smell this shit. So I'm like, I'm like, I'm like.
Speaker 1I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like I'm like, I'm like I'm like I'm about to get shit Nah. No, no, you still looking for catch Cuz.
Speaker 3they know when you know yes be like that Some founded ombres, oh shit, hell yeah, get the backdrop from the clubs in the 90s, yeah.
Speaker 1The airbrush background and all that.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 1Speaking of McDonald's, and I know you seen it to me. Oh, I sent it to you. I want the black people, I want them to baby. I sent it to you. Don't sell in black people. I gotta go see if my Afros and dress into my dowel this one I really want, I want. I gotta go get the black people from.
Speaker 3You sent this to me. On what?
Speaker 1She sent it to me on Instagram, so I'm assuming that's what she said. No, I did oh, I see. I was excited. The version of the.
Speaker 5PJs. Let me hear the black people box. He said what I'm like, the toys, the black people she act like she ain't no doubt talking about Now. You see they black people. Let me buy your shirt. Anyway. She like nah, I'm like $20. She like nah. Here go your black people box, though I'm like you don't see this black people on there. Look what I do. Got Black people chicken nuggets, toys I'll let me get. You're like faux-files, give me much as you can.
Speaker 4What is this?
Speaker 5Open it up, sure no door happy meal. Well, black people in it. Toys, let me see which one I got what? With the tattoo on his face in the dress. You see what I got. Oh yeah, from um Coming to America. Mcdowell's, my guy, you know, oh nah bro, why is this real?
Speaker 1And look at the menu I here on there and they're like $12. I think they're from 10 to $12 is the mills what they're called black people meals. No, but as one of them definitely has a different ethnic here, like afro dreads, braids, like I Chains, some of them are business, like my bow ones, things like that. Some of them are actual, like that with a dial. I think it's another one. It's called the current cross box, irwin Frost who the fuck?
Speaker 1is that a Little black person that's got a whole family, whole community. It gives me the day. The day was pale one when he was like what Donald's, yeah, but it's pretty much like. I thought it was so interesting. And then when I seen it on the door-dash thing, I was like this is real, you can go get one right now, your local, and they're super cute. They're super cute, they're definitely ethnic. Their hair is textured, all of them, yeah, ain't no variety of I don't know.
Speaker 3I don't know what is this like?
Speaker 2Why does this happen?
Speaker 1I don't know what to do with this information. No, what, what is it a nugget like what is?
Speaker 3that Don't put locks on a nugget. Don't do that, no man.
Speaker 1These are collectors items remember? I don't know if y'all are same age as me. I know you are Sammy, but remember back. This is way, way back in the day. I don't know if you remember this. The Muppet and McDonald's was doing like the Muppet movie came out.
Speaker 3The.
Speaker 1Muppets go to Broadway, I think yeah, and they had the collectors glasses and they were real fucking glass, yeah, and all the way from the top to the bottom and all the way around, it was like this super detailed Shit of like all the Muppets. One of them had the Muppets on a bus and we went to McDonald's many times as we had to get them goddamn glass.
Speaker 3Yeah same.
Speaker 1And Well, and that's what you, but not.
Speaker 3We had got the, we had did the Batman forever Jones, them, them, ships, them ships was fire. Super double cheeseburger with 360 waves.
Speaker 1They already got names. What you think they named them cuz I know like when you get the little thing and a little plastic It'll tell you who you got. I'm gonna do it the name. I saw this one. I seen one that said Kisha something, hold on, it's a key. Now, why can't be? Because we got other names? We look up current frost family.
Speaker 3The only reason why I ain't look at that. I know how to spell it.
Speaker 1Let us talk into our phone, you, okay? Wait, y'all know Kermin Frost is a real person. Wait, he's a DJ. Yeah, you see it too. You look like a my phone. Next subject because the way this man look like a chicken nugget, I am done.
Speaker 3It's nigga got a baby arm.
Speaker 1Stop it. He looked like a chicken nugget bitch. Who is this man? Why does he look like a chicken nugget with a Bart Simpson tattoo?
Speaker 3according to wiki, he current frost is an American DJ, entertainer, talk show host and comedian. He rose the prominence in New York City Soho youth street wear scene.
Speaker 1Wait, y'all go to his Instagram. I'm at it right now. Oh, how did he do you see this? Oh?
Speaker 3Gosh how do you, how did he do this? How did he infiltrate?
Speaker 1He's got Kermin Frost.
Speaker 3And and this. This is what I'm talking about. So we don't know who the fuck this nigga is, and he's famous as fuck. It's gonna sound like hey, I'm not hating.
Speaker 1But this is what I want with you.
Speaker 3I just want this for us. This is what I'm saying. You don't have to know us, you don't have to like us. This nigga got a deal with McDonald's.
Speaker 1He's got fry guy, shoot the new shoe from her and frost and a partnership. It's not the commercial cuz. I couldn't hear it.
Speaker 3Oh shit, he did. That's lit this shit. It's a, it's a thing. And McDonald's actually fucking responded on his wow yeah the buddies.
Speaker 1Hoodies, and he's got snow globes and shoes, he's got pants. He's got a whole line. There's a whole current frost McDonald's yeah salute to Karen current frost.
Speaker 3Salute to you, brother, seriously.
Speaker 1This. This is actually kind of do I hate. Okay, look, this is not hate. I hate that it's McDonald's because we all yeah, I mean. However, still salute to you, kudos to you, brother man, because oh, they got the beanie from the Mac down commercial.
Speaker 3Oh, they do. Yeah, that's hard. That shit is hard yo. I know I ain't gonna say nothing cuz there's people gonna really go by. He got the sweatshirt.
Speaker 1That's your heart that Mac Jack, the jacket with like the space okay.
Speaker 3This is that's what I'm saying, like, oh wait a minute.
Speaker 1Wanted to go to McDonald's. This bastard's office, Okay that's your heart I think that's for women. What okay?
Speaker 3Yeah, he was just in the street, not straight man.
Speaker 1I didn't know anything about him, but his street wear, apparently is the thing. Listen man.
Speaker 3I salute this gentleman seriously and it's people that I follow with that follow him.
Speaker 1Wait a minute. He had his own line of a. I Just have a grand deal together Because and these kids are fire, yeah, okay a salute.
Speaker 3Salute to you, current frost.
Speaker 1Hope y'all learn something. Yeah, because that was very interesting. Was today years old when I found out he was.
Speaker 3He existed. He really has some fire clothes like McDonald's fire clothes.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3I followed them. That shit's fire For sure. Another For sure. Yeah, that was that was a rabbit hole. Thanks. Thanks for y'all joining us on the rabbit hole journey. That was fun. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a joke in there and it wasn't. That was good Jokes on me. I was like, wait a minute, mcdonald selling black people. I don't like this Immediately. I don't like this at all. Oh Shit, but that's dope.
Speaker 1Okay, so I asked y'all this question before we got on, but I'm about to ask because I also want the audience to answer. Repeat this question.
Speaker 3Yeah, sure they watching what you doing.
Speaker 5Oh.
Speaker 1Okay, it's people in here and I'm just asking if they can leave comments and she's explaining to me Um, so you have, you have a teenager, a girl that that was 1415. She's a good girl. She never calls, you know, like major problems. She's, you know, you're typical teenager.
Speaker 1And if they say she's definitely going through the motions, through the hormones and all of the shit, she's having urges, but she's a virgin, she still has her virtue, she didn't kept that any between her knees. She, you know, you know, raised her well, but she's having urges To do things and have things done. And instead of going that route, she comes to you and she says, honestly, you know, I'm having these feelings, these urges, these desires and some needs. Will you buy me a sex toy? What, oh, did you say? She was 1415. Like I said before, bitch, I didn't get a sex toy, so I was 31. So how the fuck? I'm sorry, let's try to get you talking to your 14 year old daughter. Let's go straight to you. Ready back. I put myself on the time out because, hold on, I, 14, just like with my little boy, came to me, asked me to tell me he want to flash like this. And shit, baby, use your hand. You, I don't want. Explore yourself, learn yourself with your fingers in your hand. You're not getting no toy right huh.
Speaker 1That's a grown person's right of passage. You ain't even there, you'll know. If you don't even know what these pieces of called it, get your hand in there and call it a day. What tells you she's already been using her hand and it's just, it's not, it's not. Oh, wash your mouth on the other side and try it again, bitch, because why is we in there talking about a sex toy? What if, once, you're old? Huh, so they don't make your hand go numb and get you a stranger hole, like we is not in here.
Speaker 1Hmm we're not gonna be in here, my boy is, I'm supposed to take her with me. Does that not mean no, not doing?
Speaker 3Mr Royce, oh, I'm passing off to moms. I can't do that Like damn, it's above me.
Speaker 1What's your answer? You gonna buy one. You want me to tell the truth?
Speaker 3You gonna buy one.
Speaker 1I would get her a bullet. I probably get her a bullet. Got my first bullet when I was 20, 20, 27 years old. Okay, I think I got my first bullet, probably like 23. Really, I'm thinking the alternative right. So the alternative that I'm considering is she's fiddling the bean and it ain't getting her there. I don't want her to just go out there and just go sit on a real one at 14. I don't.
Speaker 3Yeah, at 14, at 14.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 3Yeah, because then, yeah, can't pull out a driveway. So yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1You better not be parking in that, motherfucker. I ain't raising no kids ain't mine. I'm gonna then brim us. That's hard, hard to try to. I want them to be able to explore sexuality, but I feel like it's levels to the sexuality exportation going on here. So okay what's she trying to go? You tell me I was not getting her there. Where's she going In her little 14 year old hormones?
Speaker 3Okay, oh, serious, serious, serious answer. Uh, I, I get it. Okay, seriously I, I get it because, if, because, yeah, what is the alternative?
Speaker 1they, she would go out and try it on her own and but you don't think that, because even from women, even Just using a toy, that but I would.
Speaker 3But at the same time but at the same time you don't want her to feel shamed about sex.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 3So that that's the tricky part.
Speaker 1Right, my head. Yeah, but I try to make her understand. And it is. Sex is not as much as people try to say it is. It's not just a physical thing, they're mental Aspects that go to it and there are consequences that can come from it.
Speaker 1So she comes to me and she's sure enough to come to me and she's like yeah, mom. So you know, as a grown-up woman like what you say is so as a grown woman using a toy, sometimes you don't do things. But the reason I think it doesn't work is because I've also experienced the real thing. So I have something to do. Yeah she ain't got nothing to compare it to, and I don't want her to have anything to compare it to before it's over.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, I see that, I see that I didn't even think about it like that, yeah.
Speaker 1I'ma still say no. Tell some good points, Uh no.
Speaker 3I'm still passing on.
Speaker 1Look and run some track, little girl, get out my face.
Speaker 3I'm playing 2k. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1I don't know how to handle that. I don't.
Speaker 3That's it Wow.
Speaker 1That's three little girls in this house.
Speaker 3Whoa hey whoa, don't come talk to me about it. I'm on 2k.
Speaker 1No, that's not this way.
Speaker 3I'm talking about this.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, okay. So let's say, your 14 year old son comes to you and he asks you for a flashlight.
Speaker 3Oh, fleshlight is nuts because I've never had that, so Like what is happening right now, like bro y'all are not getting your children because y'all never had them.
Speaker 1That's y'all answer.
Speaker 3Yeah, pretty much For me. For me, yeah, no.
Speaker 1I feel like a steps to this. And getting to know your boy if he's already In the bathroom for four hours, a goddamn day, and you go to the stop.
Speaker 1Then you go to just different, different materials. What else y'all jack off with fruit and shit, I don't know. I feel like American pie got in senior American pies. Stick it in a warm pie. You not fucking with no food and it's. Do you know how expensive groceries are you? That's what you're not doing, because I'm the type you do that. I'm gonna make you eat it. Nobody told you put your penis in the pie. Now eat it. You know how expensive this pie was. Look she holding the belt and she's. It's quiet as it's kept.
Speaker 3Peanut butter is probably the closest, the closest thing to vagina. Peanut butter, little niggas, I never had pussy, yet you got to try the real thing the tropes in the peanut butter. I, I never put it in peanut butter, I'm saying. I'm just saying in regards to the foods you was talking about, I have never done that. Oh, this is a yes this is a yes in which one's hot.
Speaker 1Oh, you found it so confident, like you.
Speaker 2Nah, he said the truth first.
Speaker 1That's okay.
Speaker 2I'm like how you back.
Speaker 1She's back. You got a one peanut butter up first, like what you do you. Just who heats up peanut butter? Oh, that's In the refrigerator you put in the refrigerator. Oh, it's on the show. I like my peanut butter car make these penita sandwiches. Okay, he ever had a warped.
Speaker 3I know that should be fucking that bread.
Speaker 1Good, no, whoa, it's the science. For this shit, hold on.
Speaker 3That bread ripped the pieces.
Speaker 1So don't use that bread. You got to use the penita bread, nigga. You know what? I'm not sure this is.
Speaker 3Distressed. Oh, you melted with the, with the hot penita.
Speaker 1Because if it's already warm, it melts too much.
Speaker 3Ain't no peanut butter in the fridge he's taking it out.
Speaker 1You see that lures, that's nice.
Speaker 5Oh.
Speaker 3Ain't got no peanut butter up in here. Check the fridge what?
Speaker 1I got one in the in the cabinet, but again it's just my peanut butter, and this ain't no, this ain't no cheap peanut butter either. We go to the world market yeah, that's the world market african peanut butter, like that's just smooth, it's smooth. It's like this I'm not, ah, almost, sell for you. No, no, because you brought up who put peanut butter in the iron top. So, mr Royce, because I don't see the other person called me, oh.
Speaker 1Put that mother, put that back in the refrigerator. I can not look. And then I got to get the he says. When she told me that he'd be asked, I just tried immediately. He didn't talk me for two days.
Speaker 3Hey, and I don't, I don't, I feel.
Speaker 1I thought it was something else. I just couldn't imagine it was peanut butter. That's a greasious, I don't. I didn't think it was peanut butter.
Speaker 3That's.
Speaker 1Wow.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1He even broke some spoons. No, it's an african peanut butter from the world market and it's the smoothest peanut butter, the oil you gotta hold. We got five minutes.
Speaker 3Silverware like a plastic spoon. Damn. You broke a knife.
Speaker 5I ain't you got hands in there or something Damn.
Speaker 1You got stuff to do. Nah, I'm hot because y'all got me sick.
Speaker 3She broke a knife.
Speaker 1That wasn't the right peanut butter. We got the wrong one.
Speaker 3Oh, it wasn't an african peanut butter, it was.
Speaker 1Damn I'm. Nuts is different. I don't know how to smooth it up with Some different nuts. I hate that. You can see me Because I need to get in a regular pocket. You can't see me. You see that people in all of this when we be talking.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Oh, I'll be fine for my life, for my cold peanut butter, that is hilarious it's so you don't?
Speaker 3you don't find it gotta be. I'm glad you still got follow up question. They got different nuts in africa. That's fucking. It's 2023, like what's going on right now.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3You ain't gonna pause that, you just gonna say that he like nah, you said that with a straight face too they nuts is different.
Speaker 1Oh the way. I'm in tears.
Speaker 3That shit's crazy.
Speaker 1Oh my god.
Speaker 3Yeah, wow.
Speaker 1We came back to you because you you said that better was it, with way too much confidence for me. So I was really under the impression that you had done this in your adolescence, that you oh.
Speaker 3No, I've never done the peanut butter deal. I've never messed with like food. I think food is. It's too much too messy in the bedroom. Don't you come here with no. Well, I don't want to do that. Get out of here. Whipped cream at the most.
Speaker 1Oh no, that's it drip.
Speaker 3Yeah, but I'm just saying, if you were to do something, whipped cream, but that's it. Like I'm not with like food, like don't bring syrup, don't bring, don't bring none of that food like that shit.
Speaker 1Look at grits. I can't pour anything on you.
Speaker 2I'm crazy in my mouth.
Speaker 1Hey, thanks for coming out everybody.
Speaker 3Have a good night, everybody enjoy.
Speaker 5Hennessy.
Speaker 3Hennessy Not, not, not, not like I don't know what vodka, so why?
Speaker 5is it? What is all these hard liquors?
Speaker 3like.
Speaker 1Oh well, you know.
Speaker 3well, you said, everything else was sticky, so you know, yeah, yeah, that is that's, that's not wasting alcohol in me.
Speaker 1Give me the shot putting my mouth. My damn cell.
Speaker 3Don't support, don't. That's fucking why you pouring Hennessy out.
Speaker 1Ellie by me like.
Speaker 3All right, we out of here.
Speaker 1Everybody don't see that button button right is a grits. No, hell, no, I no, I can't do this, no.
Speaker 3No, that shit is flaming. What is happening tonight? I don't know what's happening tonight. I don't know guys.
Speaker 1There's open flames, but I guess it's probably candles and shit. I like, I like, I like he got a point. I ain't trying to injure you up in this motherfucker, like Now I'm hand cut to the bed but motherfucking flames on me and shit, because you the mix, he was damn wax and no, that's dangerous for me. I'm not, I'm not graceful. My nipples burn off now because you want to try some shit.
Speaker 1Thank you, no, I mean, you weren't using them anyway. You didn't have all your kids already. I need my nipples. What for what? What you're gonna use them for at this point? It needs to let me know. It tells me every year how far down these bitches go like. You know, it is a system of measurement. You are so fucking right. I like, after we're not having kids anymore, we now use nipples as a system of measurement. I can tell how old it is by how far her nipples hang down. Y'all never want to know. Just so you know. Yeah, okay, all right, well, you only need one. You only need one. You only need one for that. You only need two. Thank you for joining us again this evening.
Speaker 1No, we're talking about some and this has been another episode of Nipples are a metric of measurement. Oh, that may be perfect to us. Don't fuck your sleep. Paralysis demon. Please don't and what was the third thing?
Speaker 3Cut the McDonald's and get you back people. Yes, get you back. Yes current, current, current frost salute. Uh, we are not here next week. I hope you guys enjoyed this show is enjoy your holidays next Saturday. Um, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, whatever y'all celebrating out there. I don't know how to make a PC. You said burn.
Speaker 1What Burr I was trying to do. I'm hyped. It's Christmas Burr, that ain't how.
Speaker 3Like Gucci man.
Speaker 1Gucci man you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Burr, that's what I'm saying.
Baby Shower Salute and NYE Plans
Speaker 5It's like the we're taking over Wisconsin, oh.
Speaker 3Shit, oh shit. She's going good. Okay, all right. Guys, we up out here two hours. We're not two hours and 30. We got a great show for y'all this. This was a fantastic fun, good times. We're out of here. Uh, next week again we're not here. So don't be looking for us and enjoy your holidays, enjoy your family. Don't come looking for us, man.
Speaker 1But if you do go hit it right, a replay.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, hit the replay or Right a review.
Speaker 1You got a projector, put us on the wall, like, let us be up there while y'all big facts. Here's all your friends.
Speaker 3Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 1Everybody, everybody, you sure it's everybody. Yeah, it's the haters, yeah, hey.
Speaker 3Salute to uh. One of this is Salute I had from the baby shower. God, dog it. Producer, help me, producer, help me, anyway, jerry. Salute to you. Salute to Tati.
Speaker 2And.
Speaker 3It was one and Tati's baby father.
Speaker 1I thought I had to talk to baby father fucking fire.
Speaker 3He, he loves the show. Um, he actually walked up to me. It was like yo, you the guy, you, you this the first time this ever happened to me.
Speaker 2Let's go, you, the guy, from that that podcast ain't you?
Speaker 3I was tyler. Salute the tyler. He walked up to me and that they got me I. So I was like, oh, we gotta do the show tonight, oh.
Speaker 1Go.
Speaker 3Yes. So thank y'all, man. Thank y'all, this shit is dope. Thank Tammy, thank grits and what's he all? I will do a new year's before one. You do saturday before, yeah that's how.
Speaker 1Before is new year's eve, ain't it?
Speaker 3No, the 30th new year's eve on a sunday. Okay the what y'all doing out there.
Speaker 1Doing out where Right in through the snow.
Speaker 3Hey, yeah, we'll talk about that. If you want to, we can do it.
Speaker 1I'm down for whatever. We'll work it out, you know, but that's saturday too.
Speaker 3You gonna do a saturday?
Speaker 1I'm. If we do saturday, if we do this that saturday, that's fine. Or if you have the ends on sunday, I'm just oh okay, Okay, got you All right.
Speaker 3Uh, we're gonna get up out of here, we're gonna go watch night service.
Speaker 1What's night service? That's, that's the category no, what we doing for new year's. Y'all remember back in the day we used to go to church and maybe the night water service in church.
Speaker 3You don't be playing grits you really about this shit? I like that. I.
Speaker 2My heart.
Speaker 1I used to be.
Speaker 3Hey y'all, we are fine here, man Bye.
