No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 241 "Yams, Prayers, and the Raw Truth of Relationships"
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Ever battled with a Red Bull can while nursing an injured hand? One of us has, and that's just the tip of the iceberg in our no-holds-barred season finale. As Tammy recovers, we're here, keeping spirits high with talk of everything from the audacious persistency of segregated proms to the unspoken heroism of firefighters—and we're just getting warmed up. So, if you fancy a dose of reality served with a side of humor, you're in the right place.
Hold onto your seats as we navigate the treacherous waters of modern love, where social media, jealousy, and a side of dildos stir up a storm. It's all about the messy, the beautiful, and the downright bizarre aspects of relationships, with a healthy sprinkling of personal anecdotes and a look at the quirks of internet culture. From the art of flirtation to the pitfalls of parenting and genetics, we keep the conversation as real as it gets. And when it comes to praying on social media, let's just say we prefer our yams homemade and our life lessons authentic.
As the curtain falls on 2023, we're sending you off with a reminder of the pressing issues that never take a holiday break—like the correct pronunciation of 'Illinois' and the critical importance of STD prevention. Whether it's airing grievances about airline travel or advocating for kid-free zones, we've got enough spice to keep you warm this winter. So, cheers to a year of growth, laughter, and life's unexpected moments. Here's to more connection, more understanding, and, of course, more unforgettable podcast episodes in 2024.
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Last Show of 2023 Vibes
Speaker 1You said, that's good yeah.
Speaker 2OK, there you go.
Speaker 1She said that was the good side. Oh, ok, all right, let's get this thing cracking. Man, what, what's up? Everybody, no shade, just found trees to ill chicks. We up in here, you know the fucking vibes. Last show of the New Year's. We are live. We are live Twenty three. Oh, tap in into the to the comments. Man, let us know you up in here. I've seen a whole bunch of people buddy J what up, though, see the whole bunch of people saying it was coming. You know, salute to Tam Tam Bit Tam Tam.
Speaker 3Salute.
Speaker 1Well, see me to link real quick.
Speaker 3Oh yeah. Yeah, tammy is not feeling well, she's feeling under the can. If you can feel under the weather, can you feel over the weather?
Speaker 1I think so. I think that happens on vacation.
Speaker 3I do too.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think that's how I'm starting to stand?
Speaker 3I feel on my vacation. How do you feel I'm over the weather?
Speaker 2Over the.
Speaker 3Yeah, I like that. Oh, thanks, bunny J. Hey, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1What great stand for girls raising the south.
Speaker 3Is that what that stands for? Yeah, oh, I need to change my name.
Speaker 1I had no idea.
Speaker 3Not a fucking clue.
Speaker 2I didn't hear that.
Speaker 3I don't know I'm, I'm. I'm a West Coast city girl. I don't know nothing about the south.
Speaker 1If that's.
Speaker 3Nothing.
Speaker 1You are honorary member, though.
Speaker 3I'm scared of the south.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1You just get a floor.
Speaker 3I really am scared of the south. Y'all think I'll be playing.
Speaker 1But what is there to be afraid of Lynchings? Oh, come on, now, y'all do that, white people and dad. Hey, it's a lot of integration out here.
Speaker 3It's a lot. Oh no, I watched the documentary a few years ago for the high school that still got segregated down, dan Proms.
Speaker 1Where was that? Oh no.
Speaker 3I have to look. I don't remember, but it is the high school that still does a black prom and a white prom, and I'm pretty sure they're not the only ones.
Speaker 1That's kind of fired, though. No key, you think so. Yeah, I think segregation was the best thing that ever happened to black people. I don't disagree. Yeah, I don't disagree. Oh, a whistle. Bunny J is out here, bunny J in the south.
Speaker 3She, yeah, she's. She's out there close to y'all.
Speaker 1OK, what up, bunny J? She's close to y'all. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3And I know we're not sponsored by Red Bull, but can I open this Red Bull under show?
Speaker 1For sure I got to do it off camera. No, no, we not, we not one of them, not yet.
Speaker 3Well, I might not even be able to open it. Can't open it with one hand, hey man.
Speaker 1Let's try that. Why she open that up? We're going to get this thing cracked.
Speaker 3Let's do it, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2OK.
Speaker 1Let go, man. We're going to send 2023 off with a bang. Go to fucking vibe man.
Speaker 2Hey, hey, jumbulbeats, holla, hey, before I started rapping, if you need to tell my story, bet you be like oh my goodness, I was chilling at the parking. I got shot up with a 40. I was there like, oh my goodness, oh my, I seen a nigga slip and he got caught up with a shorty.
Speaker 2I was there like oh my goodness, oh my, and all I knew was fame and I ain't ever know no glory. I was there like, oh my goodness, Come on man, Look at me, Big shot to Tan Tan, big Tan Tan.
Speaker 1Oh, that comes from here. Hold on.
Speaker 3Tammy, oh, you like it. Yeah, it was part of my Christmas gift. I got a whole set that's fire, fire. It's two cups and damn I will pick the shit up, but I can't pick it up. My hand broke. You see, that part I try. I'm actually living like fucking lost in Haiti, like because I can't use my hand. Like, let me tell y'all something Y'all appreciate y'all thumbs. They do not get the recognition that they deserve, because life is very difficult when you don't have both your thumbs.
Speaker 2That's my life right now. With my strong hand.
Speaker 3OK, I'm not enjoying this experience. Round of applause Some bullshitting, oh god.
Speaker 2I'm so losing. I'm so losing my thumbs, you just a fuck-ass nigga on a trip partner. You got no juice. I got the juice. The whole world love me. C and E and C. I got the whole world thugging. Sometimes it's real.
Speaker 1Welcome to the no Shade 2L Chicks podcast 888. That's all. Y'all know the fucking vibes. Last episode of 2023, man. But, like we said, if you just now joining us, tap in in the comments. Let us know where you're from, where you're at. This is a live broadcast. Once again, salute to TamTam. So I want to say this because, if Tam was here, I was going to start off with thanking y'all for just being just who y'all are, because y'all are superstars out here for real, you and Tam coming through.
Speaker 3Oh, superstars.
Speaker 1Yeah, man, it's major. We've grown a lot from subscribers.
Speaker 3Really.
Speaker 1Yes To listeners to how the podcast even looks. The aesthetic oh that's fucking good.
Speaker 3Amazing I can't pat with that hand. Hold on, hold on. I got to pat you too. I'm patting. I'm patting you, tammy, there's a pat for you. Pat us, because it's not easy, this is not easy.
Speaker 1It's not. It's not. I don't know if it looks easy to y'all, but it's not. If people are saying it's easy, it's not, it's truly not. Because this stuff, how can I put this? I'm starting to side with people or women, black women that say men do not need podcasts. I'm starting to side with them. Why you say that it's getting to a point where people are just saying shit for shock value, pretending to be ignorant or not knowing things. I get it. It's nasty.
Speaker 3I feel like I know which podcast stands out in my head as soon as you said that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3As soon as you said that it's disgusting. Yeah.
Speaker 1And I'm starting to side with people like that. I'm just like, yeah, take the mics, Just take them off, it's OK, guys, I get it.
Speaker 3I guess, when you run out of maybe your creativity and maybe you come up against a block and you have to do what you have to do to keep your numbers and I'm not making no excuses.
Speaker 1Yeah, but that's that.
Speaker 3I'm hoping that that's what it is, and I'm hoping that that's not the continuing, just permanent gimmick. I'm hoping it's just a moment. Yo, we couldn't think of nothing for today, so let me just play dumb. Yeah, let me just say some crazy shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm hoping. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 3But it's humanity. So no, it's probably.
Speaker 1I've actually seen a dude. I've seen a dude Shit. I think I had it. Scruff Woo Looks like with the pop filter and good camera. See, that's what that local recording do. See there.
Speaker 3I'm saying yeah. Yeah, look at it. I can't take no credit. Yes, it's the software, it ain't yeah.
Speaker 1Little eyes.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it was a but. I'm a living. I'm a living all the life.
Speaker 1You should. That light is popping, You're glowing Well thanks. Hubby is doing something right.
Speaker 3He kept me alive. I'm happy. Save my life today. Save my life. I need y'all to know. I don't know why you're acting like that.
Speaker 1It was just a thumb, like grits and 4K. It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 3What do you mean? Just a thumb? I want you to give some tape. I want you to tape your thumb down to the palm of your hand and just go a whole day without your thumb. You want to put some respect on your thumbs Watch.
Speaker 1Watch. You really can't do that.
Speaker 3You can't do shit, you can't do anything. Text, exactly Text Send a text message you can't.
Speaker 1You can, you really can.
Speaker 3You can't do nothing.
Speaker 1That's hard. That's hard. It's like losing your big toe. It's worse than using a big toe. You just stumble over everything it's worse, it's the worst.
Speaker 3But yes, baby, he's doing his thing and I appreciate him.
Speaker 1Salute. Salute to Hymothy too, just for letting y'all not letting For lack of better words.
Speaker 3Great husband.
Speaker 1For allowing y'all Not even allowing I don't know how to say this but anyway, for helping y'all be who y'all are, push y'all to the forefront. Every Saturday, y'all do this. During the week, y'all do this. So salute to the people behind the scenes. Salute to Wifey, salute to everybody that's behind the scenes. Hey, can we salute, we out here. So I mean, it's dope man. I just want to give everybody the flowers. Salute to everybody in the Gucci. That shit's dope. Y'all. Come over here and fuck with me yeah, they are the MVPs.
Speaker 1Like it's dope man. I love y'all, I really love y'all. Bunny J included.
Speaker 3I love all the love. I love that we're ending the year on a good note and positivity and everybody being supportive For sure, I'm here for it.
Speaker 1And I want to bring something to the forefront that the people may not know. Gritz has been having my back a lot in these comments sections. I thoroughly hold on. What is this girl saying? Can't jerk it and play video games, grab a shirt or be a homo safety.
Speaker 3You can't do anything without your thumbs. Y'all would not be able to jack off. You can't. As women, we can still flick the beam. But y'all men, what would y'all do without thumbs? No self pleasure.
Speaker 1Like throwing up games.
Speaker 2You put some respect on them thumbs.
Speaker 1That one, yeah, we be fucked. I can do the little. Come hither. But yeah, gritz, have been holding it down on TikTok in these TikTok streets in the comments section of the podcast, been holding it down out here banging on fools. I want to salute Gritz and the step. Oh my God, it's just dope. It's just dope, but I'm here for it and I love you and thank you.
Speaker 3The claw motion.
Speaker 1What is that? What I want to see? The claw motion. What's this? It's like like this that claw.
Speaker 2That.
Speaker 1Oh shit, I don't know the spot. What is that? The bull that is not called a bull.
Speaker 3Is that what that's called? That has a name.
Speaker 1It has a name. She said that's what the lesbians that's how lesbians in dick pics is like this. She said it's called a bull dagger. Look at her face, she's so disgusting.
Speaker 3OK, all right, I didn't know that was a real thing.
Speaker 1Take your four fingers and claw it. That's tough.
Speaker 3And claw it.
Speaker 1That sounds aggressive.
Speaker 3I feel like that takes so much focus, y'all wouldn't even be able to enjoy it, nah that's too much.
Speaker 1It's a bit much. We're not doing that. This is like Hold on Slow money said. It's still nuts that you saying bull dagger the last minute of 2023.
Speaker 3It is what it is.
Speaker 1I mean, I don't know what else to call them, you know?
Speaker 3It is what it is. That's all I can say.
Speaker 1I will. That's the problem. This isn't the problem. Like that's fucking nuts to me. The fact that that's a dick pic is nuts to me. Four lesbians.
Speaker 3They. They don't just take a picture of like they toys and send. How do? How do studs in dick pics?
Speaker 1But why, but why would you send toys? What are you selling them like? What's that?
Speaker 3No, but you know, like you know, maybe they put it in a pants and take a picture they print that's Not okay. That's not none of this is okay. I'm none of this. How do you sex with your stud girlfriend? How does that work? What is she sending back? I?
Speaker 1Can't wait to put it. Moded plastic.
Speaker 3What is she sending back to you?
Speaker 1I want you to what like what. How do you talk dirty like what? I don't know, Can't wait to bump kooches with you what, yeah?
Speaker 3what do you say?
Speaker 1Where do studs work anyway? Like they work houses, they work at.
Speaker 3Walmart and warehouses.
Speaker 1Shit no claws. It is called a spider. What is happening?
Speaker 3Wait to claws. I'm so confused, I need a visual.
Speaker 1First of all, I'm not you myself off with, with two hands, what is happening?
Speaker 3If you don't have thumbs what? What choice do you have? You don't have thumbs, what? What is your alternative? I?
Speaker 1Don't know. A strap with the strap.
Speaker 3Okay, so you better respect your thumbs before you fuck around and be like me thumbless. No, what a collegiate out miss motherfucker cuz I. Say your hands life man, I'm struggling got it, got it cool Baby Get a shit Say. Black lesbians work in their houses and whites at truck drivers.
Speaker 1I I agree. Second that motion. They work at warehouses, they ain't playing. I got a stud homie. They got super lit and asked me to be her sneak dick. I was flattered and appalled at the same time.
Speaker 3What she wanted you to be her her sneak dick. Okay wait, oh cuz I got so many questions. I'm hard like girl, I'm hard like it, put the keyboard down. Auto tape don't take, nothing else.
Speaker 2That's Nicky.
Speaker 3We've only been here 17 minutes in this hell, y'all y'all going off.
Speaker 1So the sneaky day for the stud homie.
Speaker 3How does that work?
Speaker 1it depends on. For me it would depend on, cuz this is one porn that that is legendary out here and she looks like the stub stud homie Fire she has on a do rad she's a porn star, but she looks like a stud. Yeah with the wife beater. She acts like a stud in the scene. That's the only way I would do it but she take dick. Thawing it back and everything.
Speaker 3So studs, like a doggy style that one did. They don't do the bend and they like to be bent.
Speaker 1Yeah, that thing, that that scene is legendary, legendary.
Speaker 3I'm gonna need you to send me a link. Cuz now I'm curious.
Discussion on Cheating, Studs, and Dildos
Speaker 1I will. I will have hard like him. Never heard of this Dream. That's fucking nuts. Yeah, I was. I was sending to you. It's a Twitter, twitter Mainstay, really like when, any, whenever anybody is like hey, anybody send, send this link and they'll put the picture up in the court. Post the picture, send the full video of this, and everybody knows and they send it.
Speaker 3Everybody knows come on, I've never seen this.
Speaker 1Hmm.
Speaker 3I want to see this. I'm now. I'm so intrigued.
Speaker 1Yes, legend, wait for it, dairy for sure, because that scene is just top-notch. I'm gonna send it to you for real after this, because that, wow, I want to say but yeah, sneaky dick is. That's crazy. I've never been sneaky dick, I've been the victim of. I've been the victim of a stud coming after me because I was Banging her girlfriend, but I didn't know she had a girlfriend. I had no idea, like nobody told me.
Speaker 3So you was digging down, the lesbian and her stud girlfriend found out yeah, yeah, she was a film and I'm just like Okay this is the shit that that what's that damn show used to be made of, not Maury. What's the other white man with all the kids? Springer, jerry this is Jerry Springer show.
Speaker 1Yeah, made out of. Yeah, this shit was. It was wow cuz. One day I'm at work and I just get a random message Like such such wants to talk, wants to send you a request or some shit. I'm like who the fuck is this?
Speaker 3Oh, but I found you on social media, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm thinking it's because of the podcast. No, no, no, no. Are you talking to such and such? No, I'm not. Well, you need to stay the fuck away from her and that that that I'm like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, you're mad.
Speaker 3Stud can really compete with a real dick like that's that's, that's, that's what you just got to let it go. You just gonna have to take that L and keep it moving.
Speaker 1And here's the bad thing, and this is why I will never Talk to the person that my spouse is cheating with. There she was laughing with me, the girl. I was like she was like a she just tripping. You know, I got this cool world. You up here beating the brakes off this and it's all good as long as I can still get that, it's cool and it lasts a problem.
Speaker 3I was on the Y'all was in y'all own chat laughing at her while she over there distraught.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah. But I wasn't laughing at first because I was concerned. I'm worried about you taking care of home first. First, because I don't want this little nigga lady coming up to me and they're being at my front door.
Speaker 3You did say nigga lady. You did not say nigga lady. Stud, stud at my that's about to be my new shit in 2024. Nope, they all just nigga ladies for me, wrong, fuck that. That is my new shit.
Speaker 1What, when I go, when I'm going to work and I'm going to my car and like, hey, who's Stacy?
Speaker 3No, the nigga lady named Stacy on top of that.
Speaker 1Which one of y'all stay Shit Just. I can't, I can't do it. I can't take that shit seriously. I really can't. I like she was Come to me as a man, but you're a woman. Look, it's too much. It's too much, I don't know.
Speaker 3I thought about her heart. It must be to be a stud and be cheated on With a, with a man, and now you got to address that shit it's really hard like Come on. Well, I mean, like, like I said as a stud, if you were studying you out here with you know silicone dick and yo yo woman is here getting fresh flesh meat. You can't compete with that, you can't. So now you gotta. You gotta compete with niggas and you gotta compete with other women. That's a hard life. I couldn't be a lesbian, hey.
Speaker 1Apparently. They did not choose this life, the life chose them.
Speaker 3So you're right.
Speaker 1You only gotta you play the cards that you don't you know. It is what it is.
Speaker 3That ain't a dick I'm trying to play with.
Speaker 1Okay okay and and to think niggas is out here like oh man, like studs, is taking up all the good women, what? No, they're not who told that, but that's, that's the way. It's like, double, it is fresh flesh meat. Like finding an extra chicken nugget at the bottom of the bag. It's like, oh shit, only got six bees. I got seven now, like that's what's done. So I, my ninja, oh, flesh meat is what it is, man, I'm talking about what it is.
Speaker 1I can studs Fucking studs, but they going into 2024. I just you know, I really wish blessings upon everyone.
Speaker 3I do Well, you wish what? Say that again blessings upon everyone.
Speaker 1I do oh.
Speaker 3Yeah, everybody, please be blessed. You can know that you will be trying to try me in the comments because I I answer the call you, you do, you do.
Speaker 1I don't mind. I'd be like, oh, that's a wifey about one.
Speaker 3Usually I usually less. If I have time like this is this is the thing. Just pray that I'm always busy, but if I got time I got nothing else to do in the moment and I see you just own some fuck shit. I will troll you back and your thumbs is working.
Speaker 3Don't do that because don't do that. Don't do that right now, because I can't do that. And you think you funny and I just need you to know, my heart just hurt just now because I cannot do that. Y'all see my thumb, I can't. So not fair. I feel like you did that on purpose.
Speaker 1Here she comes, she's coming with it. But, yeah, yeah, I've noticed that about you. You, you do come for people. You troll back and the troll back is just as bad as the initial troll and I salute you.
Speaker 3I mean, I don't come for anybody. I you started, I I'll play along. I'll never start nothing. Yeah, I know so you know, I wish, I know they won't be out there and I know is the as the pod grows and and we grow and it's gonna be more and more of them.
Speaker 2Yes, when I'm bored I'll.
Speaker 3I'll respond.
Speaker 1Yes, because I, god, I wish I had the energy I don't like, so I don't have. I have this rule, like I don't argue if you're not my girl, or if you're not um, or really if you're not my girl, because I don't argue with women, um, so I don't.
Speaker 1I can't tell who's who out here, so I don't say shit. Tom Wilkinson, who is that? 70s? Oh yeah, yeah, I just I just don't get into it with people like that. It's just wild to me. Um, but you make it an art, you are very smooth with it, it's just, it's, it's nice to watch, it's just like ah, somebody with a skill set.
Speaker 3That's just me at home chewing it. Just it, it. This sounds horrible, but it turns me on to know that I got under your skin. It warms my fucking heart to know that I got under your skin. It's weird, it brings me joy. It brings me joy.
Speaker 1Today I got time, cuz I got time. Got time today, homie who's heating the strap.
Speaker 3Wait, they have to wear.
Speaker 1Are you heating this up at in the microwave you put it?
Speaker 3in the microwave.
Speaker 1One of it, I don't think you put it in of it, you boiling the way yeah our strap burns microwave safe.
Speaker 3Where else do you work? You put it in some water on the pot.
Speaker 1Yeah, you gotta heat it up like on the stove oh.
Speaker 3Not bad, give me 15 minutes. I got a boy. I got a boy on my cock.
Speaker 1You're supposed to call me before, okay.
Speaker 3Oh, oh, my god. Again another reason I couldn't be asted like the preparation. This is a lot, that's a lot.
Speaker 1What? What's a real thing? Oh, get the how they heat it up.
Speaker 3What happened?
Speaker 1she said there's a heated deal. Those are a real thing.
Speaker 3Okay, so the glass ones, I know you can warm those up or you can put them in the freezer, right, oh, but like, but, like the silicone strap on ones there's, there's warm ones.
Speaker 1So the silicone strap on there, there's warm ones of those not a hot plate on the nightstand? Oh holy shit, that's a fucking nasty visual with the weekend.
Speaker 2What I would die for you.
Speaker 3Tempt control schlongs is crazy facts.
Speaker 1Facts it's a heat control button and the silicone. Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3Because if that should get a short and you burn my clit, I'm gonna have to kill, I'm gonna get in singed my ovaries like no nigga lady, you got to get off of me. No, no, what, what. Oh who comes up with this?
Speaker 1I don't know why that exists. I really don't know why that exists.
Speaker 3I didn't know any of this was a thing.
Speaker 1Wow, I heard they have a remote and you can call. You can alexa that shit that. What For a dildo.
Speaker 3So what do you say? Hey, alexia, yeah, warm my schlong like what? What, alexia? Heat it up, activate the dick warmer. I can't even how y'all yelling out with a straight face. How, how are you just sitting comfortably at home saying some shit like this? This this one sky daddy don't fuck with us, because we do dumb shit like this.
Speaker 1Maybe had to buy, just like I'm gonna fuck this bitch good tonight.
Speaker 3That shit boy. This will make no sense, right.
Speaker 1That shit hella pores.
Speaker 3Oh how smelling like burnt rubber it literally hot condoms is what the house gonna smell like. I don't touch me with no pre-warmed dildo. Oh my god, this is. This is a real thing.
Speaker 1Oh Shit.
Speaker 3I just need anybody out there who's listening or watching to know this is, this is, this is just pure. This is shock. This is my judgment. This, this is shock.
Speaker 1I guess the wonder twins.
Speaker 2Oh Shit.
Speaker 3Can you cool it as well?
Speaker 1Can you cool it? Okay, I don't think they. They were really. With the cooling. They had a little hot and ready dicks. Alexa, name it. Little seasons.
Speaker 3What the hell.
Speaker 1Not the icy hot dick.
Speaker 3That sounds painful, that don't even sound joyful.
Speaker 1Virginia vagina. Smoking a menthol oh, that's wild yeah cuz what happens when it's Like niggas ain't got central air.
Speaker 3So you know how. So for example, in in the Mercedes, you can adjust, you can adjust the seats, yeah, so like there's a setting for me, there's a setting for babe. Just you know our different heights or whatever. Can you put settings on you your warmer dick for your different hose?
Speaker 1I would assume so I I guess it would be like crocs oh, you can preset them, hoes. She said you can preset them hoes.
Speaker 3So pretty yeah there's a lot of technology for sex.
Speaker 1Six frequencies. That's wow. They got a sport mode. Putting your dick in sport mode is wild.
Speaker 3Okay, wait, hold on, because I don't sound too bad. I feel like sport mode dick might be a good dick. I Come on now. I'm just we finna get real athletic. And it's motherfucker like let me stretch, let me get Get my gatorade, or less fucking, do this. I could fuck with some sports mode dick.
Speaker 1Need some electrolytes Yo, that oh.
Speaker 3Okay, so I don't really play with toys too much, so apparently they have come a long way since the last time I purchased one, because I didn't know about none of this.
Speaker 1The stress no, they don't no, they don't.
Speaker 3What I don't? No, they don't. I would they have straps that come? No, they don't come. What come here like what's coming out of them? Is that shit safe?
Speaker 1What is it? What is the substance?
Speaker 3I Don't know what. What do they have coming out of these things? This is, this sounds and is a safe ingestion? Sounds like a bad why. Why does it do? Don't need to come. I got too many questions, okay, okay.
Speaker 1Okay, let's, let's accept that, like, let's accept, yeah, that's what I'm saying, let's accept that it gets to that point. Let's say it reaches that the point of Shooting out. Right, my, my thing is this what is the stud doing which is pretending the whole time just, uh, like, what are you? What are you doing? Because you don't know what it's gonna?
Speaker 3be like when you watch. It's gonna be like when you watch the Asian movies and it's dubbed over and the sound don't match the lips.
Speaker 1Because you're right.
Speaker 3She don't be hella delayed in her reaction. The big done already did with the dick gonna do yeah, that's what it is, that's how it is.
Speaker 1This is gonna be like, you're gonna turn it to a dick, and she was like oh shit, oh shit. I, I know.
Speaker 3I know, I know what.
Speaker 1I drank too much water.
Speaker 3I just don't know what is the point. I don't understand the purpose of the fake penis coming cream fucking cheese and almond milk Scruff and almond. That's what comes out of it.
Speaker 1Because almond milk lasts forever. That's crazy. That's crazy. Okay, all right, are y'all sitting there waiting for that, though, like that's?
Speaker 3nice. How does it know when to come? Like is it on a timer. I'm just saying how does the fake penis know when to this is ai.
Speaker 1What would be wild is as hard to get a plan B. That would be nuts that would be nuts, that would be nuts.
Speaker 3Why would they go to the sex store tomorrow?
Speaker 1Why would they put pre-com in there? They don't like dicks, so why would they point that's. That's been my whole thing.
Speaker 3Where are they getting it from? Where do you just just get somebody sperm from? Why do you have this readily available to put in your fake penis? To fake, come I.
Speaker 1Got some special.
Speaker 3I have so many questions.
Parenting, Genetics, and Relationship Dynamics
Speaker 1I got some real come for you, like that's what's hot in the streets, in these lesbian streets.
Speaker 3Y'all better be telling the truth, because when I go to the sex store tomorrow, I'm finna ask for like do y'all carry the, the, the fake come penis? I don't know what to call it. I don't know what to call it, but I'm asking. It's better be a real thing.
Speaker 2Hmm ai.
Speaker 1I don't know about the plan B, but they be getting pregnant too. They do they because they they like that real sperm now.
Speaker 3That's why they got six fingers. That's what them six finger babies came for. The fake come out the At the silicone penis.
Speaker 1Because they warmed it up too much. It was too hot.
Speaker 3And it's warming it up like if it's too hot won't it kill the sperm's brain cells. So now you're gonna have some special needs. Ai babies, you don't need to talk about this. How do we get here? I don't even know how we got here.
Speaker 1You don't speak of the nah. We ain't gonna go there because I did. I seen a clip what about.
Speaker 3Of what?
Speaker 1how to raise a special need kid. And the first?
Speaker 3the first thing they say was wait, you breaking up, say it again how to raise a what a special needs child. I don't know, why every time you say it, you break up.
Speaker 1A special needs child.
Speaker 3You sound like a robot.
Speaker 1Oh no.
Speaker 3See AI is listening to us and they hear us talking bad about they damn kids.
Speaker 1Man, We'll skip it. Talk like what. Talk like this is why Baltimore Jesus ain't come back yet. That's facts. Nobody cares about procreation, they don't. I was saying, um, they were. They were talking about kids with Not down syndrome. Down syndrome, that's what it is Kids with Down syndrome.
Speaker 3Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 1And they were saying, like there's a chromosome within the parents, because it's hereditary, and that parents should be getting tested so they can better raise.
Speaker 3Well, they do that. So before you have kids? Um, there's, there's tests that like, when a woman goes to her lady doctor, especially she's trying to get pregnant, she can request to have these tests done for her and her partner to see if their carrier of carriers of any traits, to even see if if the combination of their two DNAs is even a good idea or could possibly create some some real fucked off shit.
Speaker 1Oh, so it's out there.
Speaker 3That testing is, yeah, that testing is out there and they advertise. Well, I know, at my lady doctor they they have like the board up and the pamphlet and they, they do tell you that they, they test that stuff. If you request it.
Speaker 1Okay, okay.
Speaker 3Cause everybody, everybody, y'all might be compatible personality wise, but y'all's DNA just might be like oil and vinegar
Speaker 1facts and I've always wondered that, wondered that for sure, Cause like yeah, Stop it, Stop it. So, uh, all right. So I wanted to ask you like when was the? When was not when? How many times has quote we gon fight has worked for you or worked on you?
Speaker 3What do you mean?
Speaker 1When there's a scenario of you and a gentleman talking and conversing or it could be your present day spouse and the phrase we gon fight how many times has that worked on you? And removing draws and engaging into sexual intercourse or activities Because we gon fight is universal. It is. Everybody knows what that means.
Speaker 3I think I've used it more than it's ever been used on me.
Speaker 1What yeah?
Speaker 3I don't think it's ever been used on me, but I've definitely used it Wow.
Speaker 1See Scruff no, scruff no, it's universal yeah.
Speaker 3I don't think anybody anybody that I've ever dealt with has ever said it to me, but I know for a fact I've said it to them.
Speaker 1And it's always gone there.
Speaker 3Well, one, I don't, I don't. So I have this, this, this thing that I do because I don't like to argue, I don't like to write, and if I feel like it's about to turn into an argument, I just get naked.
Speaker 1I've said that. I've said that before, just the argument.
Speaker 3I just take my clothes off. Arguments are what is there?
Speaker 1what can you fight about when the person is naked? What I mean? What can you possibly say?
Speaker 3The only thing you can do is match my energy. You match my energy Now we fucking so fight over that's it, that's it, that's all. They haven't fight with you.
Speaker 1What was we even talking about? Like what?
Speaker 3What was it? Yeah, yeah, what was that? I think you have said you don't have none of that Trying to go out to you, right, you want the tacos, you want the tacos.
Speaker 1Rachel and I say daily.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 3One out of five times leads to potato chips.
Speaker 2Rough is on with the night, oh shit.
Speaker 3Do you use it with producer? Do you say that there?
Speaker 1I say to producer producer does engage. But that's what made me think about it. I was like how often does this work and why?
Speaker 3I'll tell you what has been said to me what. What's been said to me and it definitely works is it'll be one of two things It'll either be done, get fucked up, or you trying to get fucked up. Usually I am yeah.
Speaker 1So I'm here for it, yeah.
Speaker 2That's good shit. It works every time.
Speaker 3Every time I hear it it works.
Speaker 1Juice box we are on the same page.
Speaker 3We are on the same page. Go go born penis Like yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 2That's dope. That's dope.
Speaker 1I was just wondering like you know what, what signs or what not signs, what phrases will really work on on women, because this is we going in 2024 and I feel like some, some shit is just mainstays and some shit just needs to go. A lot of shit needs to go, actually like what needs to go.
Speaker 3When needs to go. When needs to go? I want to hear it. When is it?
Speaker 1go. The imaginary cookout that needs to just stop.
Prayer and Social Media Conversations
Speaker 3We can't invite. We can't invite the pink meets to the cook out normal.
Speaker 1The pink meets, the pink meets. They can't come.
Speaker 3Yeah, everybody needs a wonder bread at the picnic we got a wonder bread. I'm so sad. You will have a little bread.
Speaker 1I had a friend that would call them premiums, and it's because the crackers the saltines.
Speaker 2Yes, it's just premiums on the box.
Speaker 1Because when she said it I was like what do you mean they like up there? You think they're above us?
Speaker 3No, the box crack. I'm going to add that one. I love to call them May flowers, but I'm going to start using premiums. May flowers is my go to, though. They seem to like that one too.
Speaker 1They even like it, santa Maria's, I'm going to put it on to the same pipe that is got to go scrub. There is no cook out, it's imaginary, it doesn't exist. We have to get away from that. We, as black people need to stop, okay, because these women, the women today, can't even cook.
Speaker 3Like not all of y'all.
Speaker 1Now, here you go with this, but they listen, man. People can die be these. They don't understand why they don't look like they should be having diabetes, I'm like damn diabetes.
Speaker 3look like I need a description.
Speaker 1Go ahead Paint the picture for me it's the, it's the the when they lift a arm up and it's that black, that's like wow.
Speaker 3That's a lunch lady. No, I need the lunch lady arm because that let me know you can cook. Then all that be the black of the elbow. Yeah, that's the sign for me.
Speaker 1And then the the, the limp Cause. Big mama had a limp.
Speaker 3But that's cause she only had three toes on that foot from diabetes from diabetes, from the sugar. The sugar took her toes, sugar took sugar took the mama toes claim three of them.
Speaker 1Damn shame, damn shame. But I just, I just don't understand. Like they got to go. They have to go. Like I can't fuck with the food, sir, been getting it, royce, what? What you mean when that whole five pound bag of sugar going?
Speaker 3to go into yams, okay, so look, check it out. Like, for the yams to be proper, you need at least half the bag. I'm sorry, that's at least half the bag.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3So I'm going to put marshmallows on it. I'm going to put marshmallows on it With the brown sugar, with some cinnamon, a little bit of nutmeg. I throw in a little vanilla extract and just like a little pinch of citrus, cause I just, I just liked that little thing in mind, but I need half the bag of sugar, you know hitting right.
Speaker 1But if you put marshmallows, on it.
Speaker 3I'm going to punch you in the throat and marshmallows is a bad bad.
Speaker 1Marshmallows on top of my yams.
Speaker 2I'm going to punch you in the throat.
Speaker 1What Ew? What are we doing right now?
Speaker 3Disgusting. No, marshmallows, do not go on, yams. And yams, do not come out of a can. Fell as if she does either of these two things. She don't love you run.
Speaker 1What happened? They come out of cans.
Speaker 3You ain't never seen the canned yams.
Speaker 1I know I've always my yams always got the little string in it.
Speaker 3So I make my yams from scratch. I buy the yams, I peel the yams, I cut them, I do it from scratch. However, you can buy yams in a can. It is, it's a, it's a real fat can.
Speaker 1Well, it's already made.
Speaker 3The yams are already. You can. It's you really just heat them up? No, so you can doctor them. I'm not going to lie. If I had to feed some kids and it wasn't a holiday and I wouldn't feed the family and it was just a quick dinner I opened up this can, the kids won't know the goddamn difference. I would never feed a grown ass man. Some canned yams. These kids, fuck them. They, they eat that. They don't Shit. They still look at the snot coming out their face. They, they can't critique shit that. I wish one of them would try to Keith Lee me. So you still eat boogers. You still eat boogers. So you, you have no say.
Speaker 1Let's rate it. I got it. Let's rate it one out of 10. Let's go.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Um. Prayers, prayers need to need to go. Y'all need to stop praying on the internet, no.
Speaker 3Why can't pray?
Speaker 1Because all you asking for is materialistic shit, is it? I pray I get this money, I pray I get this house. Thank God for this, thank God for that, but it's never. It's never. You never showing the real shit, the real shit that you're going through, you're not. You're not thanking God for that.
Speaker 3No, Like what? Like I prayed at these roaches To the fuck out of my house. Like them, the kind of prayers you want people to start putting on the internet.
Speaker 1I pray my blood. Word come back.
Speaker 3I'm going to tell you right now, niggas is definitely praying about some blood working test results. That is definitely a prayer that niggas is.
Speaker 1You never see that.
Speaker 3But they don't post it. You're right, they're not going to post a y'all. Y'all. Pray that this STD test come back negative, exactly. Pray that I'm not burning like nobody, but I know they be saying that in their head. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1You're right. You're right. All on the internet, though. Oh, I pray I get there. I thank God for this raise. Thank God for this. Thank God for that.
Speaker 3I mean why they can't be thankful. But it's basically you're saying you want them to put the good prayers and the bad prayers.
Speaker 1The real shit out there. If you want me to fuck with you, I'm a fuck with it. I can't like that, because I know you for the shit. I know. This is for show. I want to thank God for everybody that's been supportive. You only fucking thank them because they gave you something. It's not because you they're really supportive. They actually gave you something.
Speaker 3Is that a prayer? Though that's not a prayer, that's great.
Speaker 1Thoughts and prayers, replace Google, replace with Google and exercise yes, yes, shout out to New Orleans being number one.
Speaker 3Oh, Keith Lee's list. Yes, it was.
Speaker 1But I'm for real, that's what they be doing. They don't be no real shit that they be praying for I just need to see it.
Speaker 3They be like hey, y'all pray for me that this DNA test come back negative.
Speaker 1I don't want this goddamn baby.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Like some prayers. Some real shit. I don't want to be a sexual harassment case at my job, just blow over Y'all.
Speaker 3Pray that the cameras wouldn't work in at the 7-Eleven and I just robbed. Please just pray for me. If it came due no time, then the crime appeared. You can be thankful.
Speaker 1You really can. You can be thankful, but he doesn't have internet. You're doing this shit as self-serving. This is really a self-serving.
Speaker 3I agree with that.
Speaker 1It's a way for you to gloat under the guise of prayer, under the guise of religion. It's not really a legit thing because, real shit, that happens to me. I don't have time to sit up here and be like, oh, thank God for it. Why do I need to do that? I don't need to tell you that. I can just talk to him.
Speaker 3This is a fact, I agree. Your conversations with whoever you have them conversations with, don't have to, they don't have to be posted on your social media.
Speaker 1Stop it, stop it, cut it out. Also, stop the best friends talking on social media. That's weird, what you mean. Y'all got each other's phone numbers. Why, okay, are y'all just like hey, hey, bestie, hey, bestie, y'all could attend.
Speaker 3Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why I got an explanation for this.
Speaker 1What is this?
Speaker 3Because when you have a best friend like submissive Tammy, who does not read text messages, who does not acknowledge or answer phone calls, sometimes you got to put their ass on blast From the whole world.
Speaker 1That's true. That's true, the whole world. I agree, yeah. Let them have that one I agree and yes they used to in the beginning is anyone posting a negative shit on the Internet? They used to. They used to air out baby daddy's, baby mama's. They used to air out all their shit until they got smart and realized that businesses and the government is watching. So they stopped.
Speaker 3Please stop advertising that you have eighths for sale on your social media. Don't do that. Okay, don't even tell us that you have pit bull puppies for sale, because that too is illegal. Don't, don't do that Just stop advertising illegal activities. If you a booster, don't tell us online what the fuck would you do that?
Speaker 1It's called a testimony. Hey, it's true In church. It is called a testimony in church. This is social media. This is the devil's playground, according to Christian you can have church on social media, though.
Speaker 3You know church has got churches got Facebook pages now.
Speaker 1So they do, they do and Instagram and tick tocks. They be going off. My first dance performances are on the internet.
Speaker 3Those are I'm sure that that's a bad he's a dancer. Yeah, he's a dancer, he's a dancer?
Speaker 1No, okay, I was about to say wait a minute, what?
Speaker 3you doing? Yeah, he gave me a dancer, that's what he does.
Speaker 1Another thing I would say needs to go. I have locks and I'm all for people joining the cause. I love it, but I need people to stop. If you can see, they will take my lock, stop right here and there will be a space or a gap and then they'll start their hairline Right there. It's a stop, that Stop. Maybe, I don't like that. It's weird. It's like it's like a double hairline.
Speaker 3They can't preserve the edges.
Speaker 1So men have the edges.
Speaker 3Everybody has edges. Well, everybody's supposed to have edges, let me. Let me say that everybody's supposed to. Some of you don't. Some of y'all's edges are very stressed, very thin, but everybody's supposed to have it just like your hairline, that's. You know, that's where your edges are.
Speaker 1Grits, can you answer that If you go to church online, do?
Speaker 2you get high.
Speaker 3The way these churches are set up today. They probably have their cash app connected to the page. That's true. They probably have an expectation or a subscription in order for you to get to the online church, you have to subscribe. I would not be surprised.
Speaker 1A church behind a paywall is nuts. That is nuts. We'll give you the regular service.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, I'd.
Speaker 1But if you want the real shit, join my Patreon.
Speaker 3Right, join my Patreon, like. So you know OnlyFans. Before it turned into like a whole porn thing it was. It was for everything for like piano lessons and like artists, like people painting and all those things. I'm pretty sure there's some churches that have OnlyFans.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, okay see, onlyfans is is an adjective for sex now. So that's that. That that took me.
Speaker 3Now it is.
Speaker 1Yeah, that took me. I was like wait a minute, why would a church have that? Why would a church have it? Only fans. But yeah, you're right, they probably, and they should.
Speaker 3It kind of goes hand in hand, that's crazy to me how the sex industry just took over that entire platform.
Speaker 1I mean it kind of makes sense. It was like a perfect storm just completely took over. Yeah, yeah. I just I wish I had the courage. I just don't, I just don't, I can't do it.
Speaker 3To have an OnlyFans.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can. I thought about every avenue, like put on a mask, just don't show your face.
Speaker 3I thought. I thought I thought I was coming Put on a skull.
Speaker 1I just can't have distinctive tattoos. I can't do that.
Speaker 3I'll never know it's. You Just just prep the phone up on the dresser, put your skull on and go to business, then upload it.
Speaker 1And I didn't know nobody, no, women. Women are really into that. They're really into men solos. They really into that. That's why I'm saying that. That's why it's a lot of women into that. They're doing car washes and bake sales.
Speaker 3Why not?
Speaker 1Why not?
Speaker 3only fans. I'm saying whatever they can get the money, they're going to get it. Yeah, if y'all think the church ain't about his money, y'all are clearly brainwashed. Right, church is about his money.
Speaker 1That's crazy. It takes over every platform. Yeah, it does, it truly does. Do you have anything?
Speaker 3that they take it over Instagram, because Instagram they playing that shit. They don't want none of that sexual stuff over there. No, they my homegirl had on a skirt and just had her thigh out and they they flagged her picture.
Speaker 1You see what they doing now.
Speaker 3They playing them games.
Speaker 1They they doing like the fake, like they getting the hump, like the camera be off, like it's like the cinematic shit and they act like they getting humped and shit Like it's crazy. It's crazy, so it's, it's work around.
Speaker 3Put a SpongeBob meme over your face and edit.
Speaker 1I could do that. I could do that and be giggling.
Speaker 3You got to get the right giggle. Hey, that's a good gimmick.
Speaker 1Oh damn, yeah, it is. It is the pusha. I see, match, you got to get it and I got to get a grill on top of it. I get a grill. That is, switch it up. That nobody will know. Nobody know if I got a girl.
Discussing Internet Culture and Personal Preferences
Speaker 3I'll never know. I'll never know.
Speaker 1Then took it away. I'll take over it.
Speaker 3I'll say go for it.
Speaker 1That'd be a nice little come up.
Speaker 3Man, I got to hold my cup like Trump because my hand on second work, mm hmm, mm, hmm.
Speaker 1Do you have any? You notice, I didn't watch you drink. Do you have any? You have any Black marker?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, If you have tattoos. Yeah, you got a couple of those that'll be fire.
Speaker 1I can just put on a long sleeve or some shit. Do you have anything that needs to be left in 2023?
Speaker 3I have a few. I have a few things. I would like to be left in 2023. And this is very sincere. But Can we please just leave the male, female, dynamic arguments when the fuck they at? Please just leave them. Everybody has said Everything that could be said about it has been said at this point. It's just redundant, redundant, redundant, excuse me, and nobody fucking cares. No, if solutions were being suggested, then I'll be. I fuck with it, but there's no solutions. It's just a bunch of circle jerks and echo chambers. No bullshit. Find something else to talk about 100% agree 100% and and and the.
Speaker 1I don't know if it's even happening in the white community because I don't really go over there, but so this is how you can find out.
Speaker 3You want to know how you can find out what other communities are talking about. Wow, I've done this on Tik Tok. So in the settings you can say you can set your region. So in the settings on your Tik Tok yours is set for the USA. If you go in there and you change it and say your location is Korea, yo shit will just start being Asian shit, asian shit, asian shit, asian shit. So you can change it and it'll put you basically in a different area. You know how there's black Tik Tok, there's lesbian Tik Tok, there's truck driver Tik Tok. Yeah, yeah, it'll put you somewhere else and you can kind of see what other people, other nationalities and shit are talking about. It ain't this it?
Speaker 1ain't none of his arguments. I'm sure about it. And here's the kicker, though Even when we get together, we don't talk about the shit. So I'm just like what is the fucking point? I'm never getting a drink at the club or at a bar or at a lounge you be like. You know what Women, black women, that.
Speaker 3I'm not talking about no, we never talk about it in person and like out at events or around friends. It is, it is, it's a social media thing.
Speaker 2It is pure.
Speaker 1And it's pure bullshit. It is. That's how I learned what Riz was. The internet, yeah, yeah, that's how I just yeah, we can leave that.
Speaker 3We could also leave anything blue face in 2023. I didn't include it. Yeah at this point, because she just keep, you know, getting down Creek на stage. I don't know why on earth. Yeah, that's a fake thing, but with these three it's like this is a real thing to see.
Speaker 1Right, like for me ochin đó and they just be rooting, so hard for somebody like you.
Speaker 3Just just really be rooting for them. And they keep embarrassing you. Yeah, but how did her there to me? Yeah, there's an embarrassment, is a real thing. I don't know if anybody else feels this way about this one, and maybe it's just because I'm old school, but can we also leave putting the dollar sign behind the amount? Can we put that back in the front, please, please and thank you. I know you guys are typing it out the way you say it. I get it.
Speaker 2Please stop.
Speaker 1Please, that's me laughing without smiling. That is hilarious, hilarious. I love it. I'm here for you.
Speaker 2That's my list you hate Scruff is a real one.
Speaker 3It just makes my ass itch, and if my hand wasn't fucked up I'd scratch it, but it just makes my house.
Speaker 1It's 15 dollar.
Speaker 3Like they, they type it out like how they say it. So I get it, but no, no.
Speaker 1I think it's be like hella smart out here though.
Speaker 3What you mean.
Speaker 1What you putting in 15, the dollar sign behind the number. So do you? So do you take the dollar sign and the space?
Speaker 3Why is there a space there?
Speaker 1Scruff, you got to answer that. I don't, I don't, I try to why is there a space? Most of the guys who take the crap not getting no cheeks and love dudes.
Speaker 3Y'all want to have like a battle of the sexes. So bad, and I don't know why, like, why, but what?
Speaker 1I can't say I disagree with her Because when I don't know I'm not going down that path. I just just know I don't disagree with aggressively positive, because it's never been a time where, because I've never had that conversation ever in life, I only I don't even know people who feel that way- I don't know anybody who feel that way in real life either.
Speaker 3That's why another thing I'm like are these even real people? Yeah, you know the Internet is not a real place, y'all, so y'all can stop being extra sensitive on here, right it's not a real place. It's not, but I've never in person in real life, come across people who spew that shit in person.
Speaker 1It's never been a thing, it's just never been. You just go after what you go after you. You attract what you want and what you like, or you at least try to.
Speaker 3Yeah, you try to.
Speaker 1But then everybody.
Speaker 3that's OK, move on to the next.
Speaker 1I've just never. Yeah, I've never it. Like you said, it makes my ass itch. I've never dealt with that before in my life, so it's only on the Internet and I hate to see people I know engage in those conversations. I've been like you must be bored, must be a lunch break or something.
Speaker 3Something you sleep, you need a snack. What's happening? You're not. You're not just that. What's going on right now?
Speaker 1What's happening, oh shit, but yeah, that's a pretty good list.
Speaker 3Yes. I think that's. Do I have anything else? I think that's pretty much my list to be. We can leave. We can leave some of the to be movies. Oh who, twenty, twenty?
Speaker 1My heart.
Speaker 3I was like oh my.
Speaker 1God not to be.
Speaker 3Not not to be itself. Ok, not the actual not to be itself, but some of the movies, the movies of Charlie at home making with your Galaxy 10s and Camera good on. Flashlights for lighting. Let's, let's leave those.
Speaker 1Let's get. My homeboy wrote this movie. We're going to go ahead and shoot it. They say I'm the director. No, listen, I've yet to see a good to be movie.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I've seen maybe one or two, but for the most part majority of them.
Speaker 1Yeah, I have not seen a good to be movie. Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing that.
Speaker 3I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1Yeah, that Dave Chappelle special is going to be. It's going to be lit man, it's going to be lit. Ok, let me ask you this so what's, what's? What's some small luxuries that you need or that you that you think will not need, that you think is worth the money? Let me phrase it like that what's some small luxuries that you think is worth the money? Like for me?
Speaker 3I like, I'm okay, I'm going to be worth this money, oh yes, oh yes, I don't care how much they charge me, I'm paying for it, oh yes, and I get the pack where I have like five of them in there.
Speaker 2I'm about to say yes, you get the five pack it's.
Speaker 3It's a car max to. Right there it's a two, but there's comics all over my house. I always have to have car max like within arms. Reach this to in my purse. There's one in my robe. Yeah, they're all over. Can we leave stereo in 2023? Well, don't let Tammy, you say that.
Speaker 2Let Tammy, you say that Whoopsies.
Speaker 1Why, why would you want to leave stereo? I thought it was I, though.
Speaker 3It's not what it used to be.
Speaker 1Oh okay, gotcha Cold, it's not.
Speaker 3You don't like cold coffee?
Speaker 1I fuck with it. That's your heart.
Speaker 3I like it. Let me try the cheetah extra caramel. Oh wait, am I saying it wrong? I'm supposed to say it caramel, caramel.
Speaker 1How you say it. No see, you said caramel and now you got to be funny.
Speaker 3I just want to make sure I say it right.
Speaker 1Caramel.
Speaker 2Nobody ever say that.
Speaker 1Caramel caramel caramel caramel.
Speaker 3Yeah, give me some caramel syrup.
Speaker 1Caramel, caramel, caramel caramel, caramel, caramel, caramel, caramel. So I think I'm not, I think a luxury for me, I think it is worth it. Uh, stream and music. I like streaming music without ads, because have you, if you've ever done, spotify?
Speaker 2Mm, hmm.
Speaker 1Yeah, they give you like all the trash songs because you got the free account. They give you the first song that you've ever picked and then everything else just trash after that and a bunch of ads and once you listen to the ad they'll give you like 30 minutes of listening time Of song.
Speaker 3So I used to have a Pandora used to be my go to, but I always paid for it because I didn't want the commercials. I don't like the ads, I don't care. Uh male. Carmel is a place is a place in India, this how would you? Don't dance because he can't come to the barbecue. Remember for calm down, because he can't even come to the fucking cookout, so relax.
Speaker 2Don't be trying to play.
Speaker 3You know what I say? He went welcome, no more. But um damn, what was the one about? I forgot just that quick.
Speaker 3You know, distract me, oh uh, subscriptions. So I used to have Pandora and, um, I hate Commercials on anything, anything, and I felt like it was worth it for me to pay the subscription to not be interrupted during my movie, during my music, during podcast or whatever. But now every streaming platform, including now Amazon Prime, starting January 1st, we'll have commercials and I feel like, if I'm paying for this, why are there still ads? You're getting money from me, so why do you still need to show ads?
Speaker 2Greed.
Speaker 1Pure greed. That's all it is If I wanted commercials.
Speaker 3I'd just have regular cable. I just I would go back to regular television if I fucking wanted a commercial. I don't give a shit about this toy. I don't give a damn about this new medication with side effects that are worse than what it's supposed to be trying to fix. I don't give a shit that tired lasts longer than gain. I don't care about that Toyota. I don't give a fuck about none of that. I know what I need in my life and where to find it when I need it. By Toyota Highlander.
Speaker 1I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3Get the shit off my TV. The new reimagined Toyota Highlander is the. I don't care. I don't fucking care. If I want to know about the Toyota, I will go down to the Toyota dealership. I don't fuck get off my TV. You know, last time I went to the doctor they told me I had diabetes.
Speaker 1These commercials I don't know, what's done, or these commercials are the Cologne commercials like we talked about.
Speaker 3I don't know which one is just more asinine. They all stupid doctor. First of all, the doctor ain't tell you no shit like that. That's not how that conversation went. And then you're going to sit here and tell me that this medication is great for migraines but it's got your asshole falling out. A bitch can live with a headache. I can't live with a headache. A bitch can live with a headache. I can't live with my asshole trailing behind me everywhere I go. Fuck you and this medicine. Get off my TV. I paid for you not to be here. Why are you here and you know what? And that's crazy. That's part of why I don't mind to be right. To be totally free and I have it set in my mind is to be. It's most likely trash movie TV, whatever. I'm here and I understand the occasional commercial.
Speaker 1I don't mind it. Right, I don't mind it Right.
Speaker 3But if Netflix get a motherfucking commercial, I'm turning all this shit over.
Speaker 1Shit's crazy Is. It defeats the purpose.
Speaker 3It does.
Speaker 1Literally defeats the purpose of paying for streaming services Like how much money do you want? You've already up the monthly fee, like every six months, every quarter actually is really every quarter, but fuck, what do you want from me?
Speaker 3But here's the here's the other thing I wish streaming services would stop doing, because a lot of them do them. Now they released episodes like it's regular TV, like I got to wait till next week to see the next why I paid to be here Doing a pandemic I don't pay to go to a concert and then I got a job, or, and then I got to come back next week to hear the next fucking song I fucking paid to be here.
Airline Travel Rants and Preferences
Speaker 3Give me, I know y'all got it. It's already done, edited, produced, everybody's fucking give me my shit. But I think they're so scared and there's so many, oh, they're hurt. I just touched my hand. I think they're scared that there's so many streaming platforms and now they're competing, so they're like well, I got to do something to keep you. If I just let you watch it all at once, you might leave, yeah.
Speaker 3Angle this carrot in your face, no, fuck you in the carrot. Give me my whole season and then stop waiting 20 years to give me seasons, because at this point I don't understand why I'm still waiting three years for the next season of strange things. Stranger things Sorry, them motherfuckers is like 38. At this point we'll be going to the funeral before we find out what the fuck happened to them. They last year in high school. It's just don't make no sense.
Speaker 1Like Harry Potter, just let it go. If you have gas, please contact your doctor. Side effects include partial blindness, prolapse, anus and skin may spontaneously explode.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, but you won't have that ring in your ears anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, did you take OO Zopazikic.
Speaker 3You may be entitled to a settlement. I told y'all fucking around on that hot Cheeto stuff that's gonna be y'all's commercial in a few years. Only our hot Cheeto fanatics.
Speaker 1I think that in ramen noodles I think a lot of them people go and end up with someone. That's not real noodles. That's the type of phone, legit, styrofoam and wax. It's gross. Don't eat that.
Speaker 3Yes, feed that shit to your enemies. Don't give that to your loved ones. I'm just saying, I'm just saying that's what they never mind.
Speaker 1I was about to say that's what Biden given to people in Ukraine. That's where.
Speaker 3That's what they give the niggas in prison. They got tons of noodles, tons of them.
Speaker 1Fucking them up, fucking them up they be doing habacha on the on their bed.
Speaker 3With the iron and I just be. Oh, y'all creative. Fucking nuts they creative though I wish I would eat some hibachi that was made over the back of a toilet. Fuck you, I am not doing that bad. I can wait till I get out. I got, I got eight more years. I can wait. I'm not eating no hibachi made over the back of your toilet. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1It's fresh cause.
Speaker 3No, no, no.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Another Luxury. What happened? What I like when it happens is nonstop flights. They don't do that too often. Don't do nonstop flights.
Speaker 3Not like they used to.
Speaker 1They used to be the shit, but now.
Speaker 3You know what they need to bring back. Speaking of flights, I need Southwest to come back and ask me if I want to fucking get away, because I do. That's you fuck.
Speaker 1You fuck with Southwest.
Speaker 3Yes, I fucked with Southwest. I flew with Southwest as long as it was domestic, religiously, plus my brother worked for Southwest, so you know there was some perks there, but I was never disappointed with Southwest. And then $50 tickets almost anywhere that they flew, that shit was fire.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's. It was a culture shock. I didn't know. Southwest was literally A gray hound in the air. I didn't know.
Speaker 3I mean, yeah, it is, it's, it's, it's a cattle coach. You are kind of you packed up in there, but they give you peanuts and headphones.
Speaker 1I knew it was something when I didn't have a seat assignment, like you.
Speaker 2Your seat.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was like, yeah, just going, what did I just sit anywhere? Yeah, just pick a seat.
Speaker 3Yeah, wherever you want to sit.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 3Why is that so shocking to you? Because I'm used to having a seat assignment Like I know, southwest just says y'all can pick y'all on seat and if you want something spectacular you better be first in line. Show up the fuck on time or you just don't get what's left over. You ain't got no choice. You are sitting in the emergency exit aisle because your ass decided to get here at the last minute. You're stuck back here by the bathroom because you decided to get hit at the last minute, right?
Speaker 1That's nuts, southwest is wild to me. I've never flown spirit. I don't do it. I will cancel the whole trip if spirit is what is left.
Speaker 3You are a smart man, I was a smart man. I flew spirit one time he got me on a spirit flight and I will never do it, ever again in my life.
Speaker 1It was bad.
Speaker 3It was the worst ride I've ever been on in my life. They hadn't cleaned the plane before we got there. The bitch wanted to stick her dog underneath the seat. We were sitting, stuck on the tarmac for an hour and 45 minutes. It turns out we were doing that because the computer broke. Instead of saying get off, we'll put you in a new plane, they were like no, just sit here for a hell of a long time. It's like sitting in those old school fabric lawn chairs Remember the old school ones? The stripes, that's what the seats are. My seat belt didn't work. I literally had to tie it in a knot because it didn't fucking work. I will never, ever again in my life. And and have you ever been in a plane and your seat didn't have a window?
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3I didn't know what was going on, how. I didn't know nothing. There was. There was no window. The last two aisles on the spirit flight do not have windows. You just got wall. It's like time out in the air and it's scary in the turbulence on this flight because there's not a smooth flight and you guys are packed like like fucking like nuts in a vice grip, like it's just it's so tight in there and it's so small and so can just. Don't fly spirit. I'm about to cry Don't fly spirit, okay. Secondly. Secondly, don't fuck with frontier. If you trying to get your flight canceled as you were standing at the gate, go ahead and get you a frontier flight. They never show up to work, so they always got to cancel the flights.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 3I hate both of those airlines he loves. Sorry, frontier.
Speaker 1I like frontier. I didn't. There must have felt owned by spirit Okay. Let's see spirit bottom. I flew frontier back before then, before they was with spirit, spirit bottom a couple years ago. Are they still based out of time?
Speaker 3I've ever been to the airport and I walked up to the ticket counter and everybody had an attitude like it's that I come to your house and ask for a ride, I'd you work here, give me my fucking ticket. Everybody has a fucking attitude that works for frontier. Like I said, they never come to work. It's always niggas, it's always people, attitudes, niggas, ladies, a lot of niggas. Ladies work for frontier.
Speaker 1Yeah, they be throwing that luggage.
Speaker 3Then they want to charge you for everything Like this. How frontier get you frontier be like? Your ticket is $28 coming from lax, going to, I don't know, atlanta. Oh, $28. I could do that, okay. Well, if you want a seat on this plane, that's also going to be another $50. What the fuck is the ticket for? Okay, I'm 78 dollars. I can do this. I can do this, okay.
Speaker 3If you have bags, that will be another $45 per bag. Bitch, did you think I was just going to fold my clothes in my ass and carry them on? My course I got bags. Of course I got bags. $48 per bag. Make a per bag, then hold on. Then they also charge you depending on where your seat is on the flight. So you have to pay for the seat on top of the ticket. I don't know who sells an airline ticket that does not include the fact that you're getting in a seat other than frontier, so you pay for the ticket that just gives you access to the plane. I guess you then have to pick your seat and you have to pay for said seat, depending on what seat you pick is going to determine your rate, of course.
Speaker 1You know they are tripping.
Speaker 3This is frontier, so that $28 ticket that you initially saw that they advertise is now about 210. By the time you're done, because you got taxes and fees on top of all of that.
Speaker 1Do you get a seat Like do you get a sign seat?
Speaker 3Yes, and if you don't pick your seat before and they have to pick your seat for you, there's also a fee. It's also more expensive for you to check your bags at the airport as opposed to you adding the baggage fee on when you purchase the ticket. Like frontier is bullshit.
Speaker 1They some hustlers.
Speaker 3That's what it is. That's exactly what it is. They can get their money.
Speaker 1Spirit trying to tell me to check my backpack. Bitch, it'll be in my lap.
Speaker 3The worst airlines ever.
Speaker 1That's crazy.
Speaker 3I do have a question for you, though, while we're on the subject of airlines. I don't know how much you travel, especially like out of the country, but even like across the country, like flights that are longer than I say two hours, would you be willing to pay an extra fee or a little more? A little more for a ticket on a flight that is long distance, two hours or more. That does not allow children, it is an adults only flight.
Speaker 1How much more, how much.
Speaker 3I don't know, I don't know, just something simple. We'll just say it's $50 more to get on the no kid flight.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I do that.
Speaker 3And it's a six hour flight. Let's say you going from California to, we'll say, atlanta six hour flight.
Speaker 1I do that. I do that in RV, I would. That would be nice.
Speaker 3There's so many places that I feel like should be kid free, like there should be restaurants that don't allow kids a certain hours. Movie theaters should have adult only rooms. You can bring your kid in here, nigga, we are in here watching the 18th version of Nightmare on Elm Street. Why do you have your three year old If you couldn't get a babysitter? Just this just wasn't the movie for you. Get out.
Speaker 1That's true, I agree with that. I don't like the whole kids eat free Thing either.
Speaker 2I don't like that.
Speaker 1I think that's dope for families.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1But when I'm trying to take I don't know, do you all got a fire birds out there? No, okay. So fire birds is kind of like a. It's not I'm not going to say it's upscale, but it's a step up. It's one of the restaurants where you kind of Kylie. I can't really explain it. It's expensive but it's not. It's like mid level. It's not roof Chris, it's kind of like under roof Chris, but anyway it's one of those spots where you just don't bring kids. You should not bring kids. But right.
Speaker 1People do and it's weird because it's kind of like it's like real dark, low light type vibes.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1And it's like why do you have your kid up here? Like it's fucking weird. Not a teenager, a fucking toddler.
Speaker 3No, I just what happened. I noticed that was crazy. I think that is. That is selfish on so many levels. That's selfish towards the kid because, doesn't know, four, five, six, seven year old wants to sit in a restaurant like that.
Speaker 3No None none and nobody sitting around you wants to hear your four, five, six, seven year old whining about not wanting to be there the whole time. But you wanted to come, and so you forced this child to come out. And now you forced this child to come out, and now you forced this child on us.
Speaker 1Right, and now we all got to deal with this shit.
Speaker 3Why didn't just go to Chuck E Cheese? Why you didn't just go to John's incredible pizza? David, go to Sizzler.
Speaker 2Go to Go anywhere.
Speaker 3But here, but here Trying to get some pussy.
Speaker 1You fucked me all up. Like this state was $60. The state alone.
Speaker 3Come on, man. There's no reason why a child, especially an untrained child, needs to be in a restaurant where the state cost me 75 bucks.
Speaker 1That part, that be the part Lead out in 2023. Please get up up out of here. I don't like it.
Speaker 3You should have thought about the fact that you was going to want to come here before you got pregnant. I don't know what to tell you. Right, she's a condom, should have swallowed something, but this is no longer. This is no longer a place for you.
Speaker 1Can you tell me? This is a question? Yeah, I just thought of this. Okay, why do firefighters Get cats from trees?
Speaker 3What do you mean?
Speaker 1I'm just why Like why are they doing cats. How did it get up there?
Speaker 3It probably climbed up but you don't act like you ain't ever climbed up somewhere and then looked at the climb down and was like maybe not. Yeah, they could get stuck. You're not fucking with this, so let me tell you. I'm going to tell you a story. I used to have a wild wilder named Hennessy I named all my pets, by the way, so judge me, if you want to. His name was Hennessy Ray Sean Adams, and I also had a um, she was mixed with like a Snauzer and yes, yes, Where'd the last name come from?
Speaker 3My last name. My last name, his last name is my children.
Speaker 1And the middle name was inspired. By.
Speaker 3Because when I need to, when he's in trouble and I need him to know he's in trouble, I can't just say Hennessy. Like if I say Hennessy Ray Sean, he knows it's serious, got it, okay. Okay. So we had Hennessy Ray Sean and we had Moet Renee. I was very consistent with how I did this, anyway, and you know what a choke chain is on a dog, like the chain type of color.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3So, um, they, they, they wore those kind of colors. I don't know why. We had the colors on them in the house anyway, and they used to wrestle and play and Hennessy had his own Hennessy Like I said, he was a rod wiler, he had his own. They was wrestling, they was playing. Moet swiped, it got stuck in the chain. As she's trying to pull away, he's pulling away, it gets twisted. So now they're stuck together and not in the good way. He's choking and she's yelping because her paw is stuck and as they pull, it gets tighter and tighter and tighter. Right, so what do we do?
Speaker 1Call the firefighters.
Speaker 3The white and I said call 911. And we did, and guess who came? The fire department. And guess what the fire department did? They saved my rod wilders life and Moets paw. I'm here for them. Getting kittens out of trees, dogs out of holes, kids heads out of toilets. I'm here for all of it. Somebody got to do it, and they don't send you a bill for this shit either, so I'm definitely here for it. No, we did not get a bill for that. They were happy to do it as a matter of fact.
Speaker 1Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 3Somebody got to do it.
Speaker 1I guess, so Super man not real.
Speaker 3So it's fire departments, your next option.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3You know middle names. In an African American home, everybody knows the middle name and they know what it means when they hear.
Speaker 1Super sexy. Hey, scruff is all women. There was fire when they walked up in there.
Speaker 3Yes, Wow, and I think the finest firefighter I ever seen saved me in a car accident. So you know he was Asian and that was the thing that did it for me. And I was pregnant as hell and my mama kept looking at me and looking at him, looking at me and me, him looking at him, and they was like he don't care that you pregnant and I said neither do I, because I might be going to the firehouse if I didn't have to go to the hospital.
Speaker 1Oh shit, Because he was fine. Not that you really remember this cat.
Speaker 3Yes, very much so. I remember and the eyes was contacted and it was. It was. I see you, sir, and you see me. You want to check me for any other injuries before you put me in this ambulance, please, and thank you. Oh God, he was fine.
Speaker 1He was fine, not the Asian thing. Yeah, you want it. How did you say that sentence so fast?
Speaker 3Which sentence the him, him watching me, me watching him and then watching us.
Speaker 1Yeah, you killed that. You killed that.
Speaker 3Yeah, are they sexy female firefighters. Do y'all ever have that experience?
Speaker 1I never had that. I ain't never had the sexy cop. I ain't never had none of that shit.
Speaker 3No, I've seen some sexy female cops. I've definitely sexually harassed a couple of them too.
Speaker 1I see them on the internet. I ain't seen them. No, I've seen them in real life. There's this one lady out here in Vegas.
Speaker 3I hope I see her again.
Speaker 1Where is she? Is she black?
Speaker 3I don't know if she's mixed or if she is Latino. I don't, I don't know, I don't. But, baby, she could arrest me, she could freeze me Like that, uh-huh, she could strip search me, she could serve me with a warrant, she can do all the things.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know, I just never. I only see them on the internet and they be in Atlanta for the most part from what I see.
Speaker 3No, they're really out there. They're really out there. That sucks for y'all. They try to look at that experience. We get that all the time with the firefighters and the popo.
Speaker 1Yeah, y'all, y'all, y'all's. Have a little bit more liberal out there, Like when cops come around us we'd be kind of like ugh, we don't really like talking in them, niggas.
Speaker 3Y'all don't joke and talk to y'all police. Oh, never mind you in the south. C, C, C, I'm not coming to the south. That's another reason.
Speaker 1Mm-mm. Oh man, fuck the police Well.
Speaker 3Mm-mm, I'm not coming out there.
Speaker 1I don't do none of that. None of that shit man.
Speaker 3We add that to my list of reasons not to come to the south. So they're police officers. I'm straight.
Speaker 1Yeah, nah, I don't want to kick it with none of that. Hey, man, we got to get this thing because I'm nah, bro, I'm cool, you know what?
Speaker 3I take that back. I take that back because the police officers that I came across in New Orleans they was cool as shit.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, you got to be cool in New Orleans. Yeah, they was cool Because everybody outnumber you.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. You were gonna be right. We definitely were on Bourbon Street, you might be right.
Speaker 1Yeah, what you gonna do? Hey, stop man, they can fuck you Like what you finna do right now.
Pronunciation Debates and New Year's Plans
Speaker 3Thought he was actually cool. He was just trying to stay safe. Okay, I understand now.
Speaker 1Stop trying to get any time. Stopped, that's all he tried to do, trying to go home to my girl man.
Speaker 3Whole time I thought we had a connection. He just, he just trying not to get jumped.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's it. Take me back up north to the land of recreational Mary Jane.
Speaker 3Recreational Mary Jane.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, it is legal up New York, I think.
Speaker 3It's. It's not legal in any of the southern states.
Speaker 1No, we ain't playing that shit, it's a Bible Belt down here.
Speaker 3Y'all not allowed to partake in the Bible Lettuce. No, but that on the list of reasons why I can't come to the south. Y'all just helping me build this list of why the south will never see my black ass. Keep up coming, please. Oh shit, keep them coming.
Speaker 1We ain't doing that around these parks. I mean you can smoke it, but there ain't nobody on for the message. Michigan, illinois and even Ohio is recreational Wow.
Speaker 3I had a question. I wanted to ask this question last time we won. Is it pronounced Illinois, or is the silent or not?
Speaker 1Would it, would it be Illinois, illinois.
Speaker 3So is it Illinois or Illinois?
Speaker 1I think it's Illinois.
Speaker 3I'm just keep saying it wrong.
Speaker 1You say Illinois.
Speaker 3Yes, it's silent, see script said it's silent. I say Illinois, I don't, I don't pronounce the S.
Speaker 1No, that's Illinois.
Speaker 3Illinois. Yeah, then that feels so much better, just say, it rolls off the tongue so much easier. No, you know, if I know it.
Speaker 1Illinois, illinois it sounds like an incomplete word, like Illinois.
Speaker 3Illinois, yeah.
Speaker 1Chicago, illinois, no.
Speaker 3It doesn't sound good to me, so that's how I'm accused. Y'all know what I'm talking about when I'm saying it, even if I'm wrong. Illinois and Arkansas is how I'm going to pronounce them.
Speaker 1Yeah, it is. I can't. It is Arkansas.
Speaker 3No, it's actually Arkansas, but that's OK. Oh, you talk about that there's a text.
Speaker 1There's a text Arkansas.
Speaker 3Wait, that's a place.
Speaker 1Yeah, is it?
Speaker 3spelled like Arkansas.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3And they pronounce it Arkansas.
Speaker 1Yeah, language I did. They literally pronounce it. Text Arkansas yeah, but I'm from Detroit. We stole it anyway. Mm. Hmm, I think that's why I fuck with Scruff Text on Canada. There you go Now I think that's totally different place.
Speaker 3My bad, it's totally different.
Speaker 1I'm sure the answer silent.
Speaker 3Hey, you know, like crack, like, it's all the same thing.
Speaker 1The S is invisible, yeah.
Speaker 2Please don't go.
Speaker 3He was definitely convinced, he just knew. He knew what he was talking about, right?
Speaker 1He just knew. He knew it was text Our kids.
Speaker 3OK, sure, let me know. When you get there, send me a postcard.
Speaker 1Oh, let me see Text. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 3So I don't, I can't say either way You're right or wrong Text you trying to spell. You trying to spell a place that don't exist, damn he's niggas Right Text.
Speaker 1I can't, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3It was like next time.
Speaker 1But it. Come on, man, you got to be text. I can't, I thought it was a text. Our Kansas.
Speaker 3It's not like a gas station to me anyway, so I don't know.
Speaker 1Is. It is text, our canna Weird as tri-state area.
Speaker 3Wait, ok, so that's Texas, our can, our, our Kansas. And who's the, who's the Anna, if it's tried as three right?
Speaker 1No, we don't get up out of here.
Speaker 3Look, I'm looking for the front Y'all. Geography is where I become a space cadet and a total airhead. I, nope, was not my subject in school, so I'm not even going to lie. A coming go. What are we talking?
Speaker 1about oh yeah, there's a coming go. That's a Midwest thing. That's what is that gas station? Yeah, it's really called that, see, that's why you got to go home.
Speaker 3OK, thank you. So I knew there was a third state. You really be trying me.
Speaker 1I knew it was a third. Ok, OK, OK. What part of text are canna? Is the Oklahoma Rated from one to 10. We tried it, got it. Which, which one is it? Which part of the word is Oklahoma Text are canna Home Text are yeah, no matter how I try to say it, he's right.
Speaker 3He's right Y'all. No matter how I try to say it, oklahoma is not in there. I tried. That's right.
Speaker 1You can get on the bus with me. Ok, cool, cool, cool, because my dumb ass, my kids, I didn't make the rules. No, for sure, for sure. Yeah, but coming go is that is.
Speaker 3So that's the name of a gas station, mm hmm, what is weird.
Speaker 1And I mean, it's not a weird place, it's just that's what it's named, it's literally.
Speaker 3What are their commercials? What's the tagline? I need to know.
Speaker 1I would just make it a sound. Oh my God, just do that. There's a there's a furniture store out here in Savannah called Badcock. Then ask I said wow.
Speaker 3They put that on a business license. They really, they really wrote that down and wouldn't pay for that to be the name of the business.
Speaker 1Come to Badcock. What Love seat Come to bad? Uh huh, all right, I like that.
Speaker 3Diner and table where you get that from Bad cop no no, no no, wow, no, wow. Just like y'all should definitely put some thought into check naming your children, please put some thought into naming your businesses. Yeah, big facts as a porn hub sound, followed by Patrick the starfish singing.
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Speaker 3I like that. I like that Okay.
Speaker 1You are the first official 2024, even though it's 2023,. Mvp of the Gooch. Salute to you, sir. Salute, oh shit, wrong one.
Speaker 2Oh what.
Speaker 1Wrong sound. I sincerely have to play that.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 1I meant to play the applause.
Speaker 3Applause, Applause. Yeah, shout out to you Scruff.
Speaker 1Yeah, Scruff man Appreciate you. I appreciate everybody for tuning in Absolutely. Please be safe, Please be safe.
Speaker 3Oh wait, hold on Before we go. What's up, do you have, pardon me, do you have any plans for the new year?
Speaker 1No Scruff, I promise you. I promise you dawg. I just got this board, so I promise you no plans.
Speaker 3No plans. You all, you all stay up and watch the ball drop. You all are going to watch in fireworks nothing.
Speaker 1Who's going to go watch some fireworks down here in Florida? You know Jacksonville.
Speaker 3Is that safe? Is it safe to allow Florians to have pyrotechnics?
Speaker 1Yeah, as long as I ain't got them, I would love to watch them do it. I ain't fucking with it, not me.
Speaker 3That's a train wreck waiting to happen.
Speaker 1Not me. I want to see you blow your thumbs off.
Speaker 3Absolutely, you hear your thumbs again. You know you've been doing a lot of thumb activity this whole show that you never do any other show and today, yes.
Speaker 1I just want you to know that.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 3You've been doing a lot of thumb work today. Okay, I see you. I really.
Speaker 1And I just want to know do you have any plans for the new years?
Speaker 3At the moment. No, not that I can probably just watch some fireworks. Sit on the roof, watch some fireworks. You know I'm in Las Vegas so it's illegal fireworks going off starting probably first thing in the morning, all day. And the crazy thing is is fireworks are illegal within the city, right, but there are people in neighborhoods putting on real fireworks shows for 48 hours that actually outdo some of the fireworks on the strip. And if you're standing in a good spot somewhere in the valley in the city and you can look all around, like, there's this one park where you can go, it's up on one of the mountains and you can see the whole valley all the way, from one end to the other, all the way around. Yeah, it's hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of fireworks shows oh, that's dope.
Speaker 3Everywhere you look. So we might take the bonus baby. Fuck you Scruff. We might take the bonus baby to go watch the fireworks.
Speaker 1Thumbs up, Scruff Y'all funny.
Speaker 3Y'all got jokes today, okay.
Speaker 1Get two big old thumbs up. Hey, listen, I just hope you're not just thumbing through pictures and scrolling through TikTok. I want you to go out there and enjoy yourself.
Speaker 3Instead of thumbing through pictures.
Speaker 1Instead of thumbing through. You're like I don't want that for you. You know, I just You're amazing, Gritz. You're amazing, oh, the jokes.
Speaker 3Just wait. Just wait until I'm back 100%. Just wait until I'm no longer unapologetic. Just wait Me and this thumb coming back strong. It might take a while because this hurts, but when this thumb back active, y'all gonna know, y'all gonna feel this thumb's vengeance.
Speaker 1That's making me the sixth call on stereo. Never forget, hey, we're gonna get a body here. Man, y'all take care of yourself, take care of each other. Check on Tammy man, check on your friends, check on your real friends, check on your family. Just love everybody, man, for real, for real. You have any words for 2024 or even 2023?
Speaker 3Definitely be safe. Whatever you guys choose to do to bring the new year in, it's the beginning of the year. Get tested. I'll tell everybody at the beginning of the year. Go get your STD screening going. I know y'all out here fucking. I don't want to see y'all out there with the prayers. Just go, get tested. Too old for that? Make sure you remember to ask for the herpes test, because they won't just do it. Thank you.
Speaker 1Thank you. I had a woman tell me her gyno tested for that. I said did you ask her that?
Speaker 3No, they don't test unless you ask for it.
Speaker 1What in the fuck are you doing with this vagina? So if they do, automatically just test.
Speaker 3It's because you probably have an outbreak and they noticed it. So they're like let's test her. But they don't. Just they don't know what to do. They don't know what to do and I asked so I do I get tested every 90 days, just just like clockwork, because first I've been doing it for years, right, and you know, oh shit, sometimes sit dormant or something might pop up, and I would just rather rather be safe than sorry, right?
Speaker 3And so one day I didn't, I did not know this, and I was like I'm not even testing, you think they just the panel covers all of the things. And so she asked me. She said did you want me to add her piece to it too? And I was like it's not already included? And she was like no, she said we, we don't include. And I said well, why is it included? She looked me dead in my face as a medical professional who has been a doctor for over 30 years and said because everybody has it.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 3So we only test if you have symptoms.
Speaker 1Yes, nasty.
Speaker 2Nasty, but hey.
Speaker 1Hey, listen man, I'm not STD-shaming. This is a conversation that definitely needs to be had. Thanks, it always be had, and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Speaker 3But Please don't we too old for that yeah. We just get that. You weren't too old to put your tongue in her booty. We swabbed.
Speaker 1That's it and this is how you know niggas don't get tested because they don't know.
Speaker 3He wasn't embarrassed when that man gave you that gold shower. Don't be embarrassed now. Just the time for embarrassment is going. We're past that.
Speaker 1Wow, that's how you know, though, but that's how you know, because niggas don't get tested. They don't know that information, they really don't. No, they don't they don't, they don't, they think stuff is included and it's not. And just because you're going to work, they're not testing it Right.
Speaker 3No. And then just just to take any stigmas yeah, just because somebody might have herpes does not mean they just out here wildly. Yeah, it doesn't. Herpes is so common. It doesn't even work like that. You could be a virgin and have that shit. Babies have it.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1That's why you should get tested. Yeah, so 2024. Get tested.
Speaker 3Get tested. That's my word.
Speaker 1You're not magic Johnson, that's my word.
Speaker 3You know what Does he still have the virus he's cured.
Speaker 1To me he's Jesus among men, Missionary, with space for Jesus. What is happening?
Speaker 3You talking, missionary, like the church, not missionary, like the position I'm thinking the position Most men don't Jesus?
Speaker 1What if Jesus is a woman? Really, where are we going?
Speaker 2Where are we going? Going to hell, we don't. We don't stop this conversation right now, because I know where this is going.
Speaker 3So we're not going to do this. But I wouldn't even put that on me. I think a lot of people period just don't like to get tested. I think it's a good idea to get tested. I don't even put that on men. I think a lot of people period just don't like to get tested. And I'm going to say the reason I say that there's, um, it was this tick tock in particular that I watched about this girl and she says she didn't know she had an STD until she was pregnant and they just automatically did the testing because she never got tested. And it was a gaggle of fucking women in the comments saying the same thing that they never got tested until they were pregnant and then they found out they had this STD or that STD. So I'm not going to just put that on men. That's, that's a people thing. People love to be blissfully blind and unaware.
Speaker 1Yep Cause for them. They're happy with not knowing.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3So I'm just like, if I don't know, I have it, I don't have it.
Speaker 1Exactly, but it's a lot, it's a lot.
Speaker 3Get tested, y'all, everybody.
Speaker 1And and and. Just because your girl don't got nothing doesn't mean you don't have a. You don't have something because the shit can pass.
Speaker 3Say it again, say it again, say it again, say it again.
Speaker 1He can go get tested and not have nothing or become a negative. You can still have that shit, so uh, 80 ladies germs work is crazy.
Speaker 3It's better, Just it's better to be safe than sorry.
Importance of STD Prevention and Testing
Speaker 1Just go on, go get it, get you, get you shot, all that shit. That's why I've ain't no hope. Hey, listen, man, she's real out here in the field, which can't have now leaving you. Will you know she real because, uh, some of this shit is getting it's. It's, the diseases are, um, they're evolving.
Speaker 3They're becoming immune to this. What is it? I think it's. I think it's a new strain of gonorrhea that they they don't have a cure for.
Speaker 1Yes, that's scary, that's scary, that's scary, that blue waffle coming boy Okay.
Speaker 3So I've done, I've seen the pictures right, but when I've asked the doctors they're like that's not a real thing.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't think it's real, it's not real.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't think it's like legitimately real, I think it's a yeah, but I wouldn't be surprised you wake up tomorrow and your penis got a whole, whole mouthful of teeth.
Speaker 2That's where I want to ask you no, okay, yes, oh yeah, I'll hear you next time.
Speaker 1She was moving around like a a a worm.
Speaker 3Grinching up in the middle and then you don't want that you don't want that, that Generational.
Speaker 1STDs as well but it's a real thing that a does.
Speaker 3That's my, my similar. Let it get up and leave and leave you. Yep, you wouldn't take care of it anyway. I'm out, go make it. Don't love me.
Speaker 1I would cry when you going.
Speaker 3How bad do y'all have to treat y'all genitals for your genitals to just bounce out on you?
Speaker 1Don't even say shit.
Speaker 2Packed a bag and go.
Speaker 1Man. But, yeah, get tested, but also take care of yourself, which includes that Take care of your friends, take care of your family and just remember one day life's gonna flash before your eyes. Just make sure it's worth watching. And happy 2024 people, and just just be amazing, be great and we love y'all and thanks for tuning in. Okay, now bye. Bye, then.
