No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 243 "Rihanna's Choices and Lesbian Handshakes Unveiled"
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Who knew "Mean Girls" could sing? I sure didn't, but there Mr. Royce was, in the audience of the "Mean Girls the Musical," laughing and singing along. And speaking of laughs, ever wonder if a dog meme could spark a philosophical debate about love and necks? Well, buckle up, because we're unpacking that and much more, from the viral Benzino dog meme to the salary study that's got us questioning our values like we're in the hot seat of a game show.
But it's not all chuckles and dog jokes. We get real, discussing the complexities of Jonathan Majors' interview controversy and the bittersweet symphony of societal expectations on public figures. Victim mentality, generational differences, car theft – yeah, we went there. And hold on to your soaps, as we slide into a 'soap and studs' business debate that might just inspire your next entrepreneurial venture or, at the very least, a good scrub down.
Now, if Rihanna's life choices and the infamous lesbian handshake have ever crossed your mind, you're in good company. We're dishing on Rihanna's personal life, the peculiar language of urban slang, and the mystique of the vagina, all wrapped up with the smooth R&B vibes of Raheem DeVaughn. So, whether you're seeking a reality check or just some reality show ideas, we're serving up a smorgasbord of thought-provoking, side-splitting banter. Grab your headphones and join us for an episode that's as unpredictable as it is unfiltered.
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Speaker 1We're here. Oh, I got to tell y'all what movie I went to go see this weekend.
Speaker 2Like was that the year?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen another classic. It's called Mean Girls the Musical.
Speaker 2It's not a musical, don't play with me.
Speaker 1It's dead ass. It's a musical. Didn't know it had. No, I went up, buddy J.
Speaker 2I'm gonna tell y'all he put the link in the group chat so I can send it in.
Speaker 1Oh yeah. But, yeah, that shit it was all right, but I didn't know it was a musical. I had no idea.
Speaker 2Mean Girl. What the hell are they thinking? I mean her song. Michael Jackson said.
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Speaker 2I'm gonna go for grits.
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Speaker 2That's just, I don't.
Speaker 1This is just for grits. I just want to put that in. I've been playing with the technology.
Speaker 2Yeah, what's the?
Speaker 3song I can't hear the song.
Speaker 2Oh, that's right, they're not going to play it. Yeah, they're not going to play it. I don't know, it ain't going to be able to.
Speaker 1We're not going to do that, but I just want to put that up there for grits, because she caught a lot of flak this week.
Speaker 2I didn't catch the flak.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, yeah, you know she be cooking on them. She be cooking on a bunny. We messed y'all we messed y'all too.
Speaker 2Yeah, we had to push it to today.
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Speaker 2Hemi Thie, we appreciate you.
Speaker 1We live, we're back in. Come on man. Set these vibes real quick, let's go. That's a Benzino dog. That's a Benzino dog built just like a frog. That's a. Benzino dog. I want me a mother fucking Benzino dog. I don't want a regular dog, I want a Benzino dog built just like a frog. Come and Benzino dog, can you do it?
Speaker 2Benzino dogs.
Speaker 3Can you take him out of the?
Speaker 2show. I don't want to. I need you to know the amount of people that sent me that. After seeing the clip, we got the amount of people that that video, and then the video with the man with no neck playing soccer, y'all that she was stuck in my hand for days. Just, I was just like built like a frog why the fuck am I doing it? And every time I got it out of my head, another motherfucker sent it to me.
Speaker 1I was like I'm so stupid. I told grits Grits had sent it to me and I had never seen it. And I was like it's because the frog part gets grits every time. For me, it's the simple fact that they make this dog run, they make this dog chase stuff when they know who this dog and got no neck, no neck.
Speaker 3Protect anything he just throwing a ball and she's like oh my God.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 2I'm playing catch with that damn dog. That dog got to have a life too. That's like trying to say Benzino shouldn't get no ass Because he ain't got no neck.
Speaker 1He's got to have a life, yeah.
Speaker 2He clearly got some because, but it ain't because his neck. So what do you think his head game? Like you imagine getting hit from with no neck, his his thing? You know that they ain't moving and motioning like that. There's no way. Ain't no way, ain't no because. I need your neck to be motion too. He can't even, he can't go back and forth. He can't even, he can't even do that.
Speaker 1He can't. He can't move the boat, he can't move the boat in the box.
Speaker 2No, what is that gonna go? No, no, that's unfortunate. He looks thinking in the back. She, oh, pull up.
Speaker 1She did it too. Let me keep you here in the show.
Speaker 2I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1I'm not doing it, dancing her life away.
Speaker 2Oh my god, that's the way dancing her ass off.
Speaker 1Hey, when you go get your things started. Man Dancing her ass off a show, no shade. Two ill chicks man. Thank you all for joining us. Come on, man, lorde Banks, set these vibes One time for one time, and Come on.
Speaker 2Okay, please, it's gonna be a easy smile.
Speaker 1We want to be the reason you smile.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, try your eyes. You want to take revenge In the conversations we have and the way it is. You want to discuss me in front of your lady friends. That's what it's just me. Your mama say these things.
The Jonathan Majors Interview Controversy
Speaker 1Come on man, Give it a little. Come on man, let's go. You have a totally shift.
Speaker 2I'm not sure I'll be able to focus tonight.
Speaker 3For as long as I can, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2I'm checking in the way that I can, because. I ain't too bad, I'm trying to move it.
Speaker 3I can't keep my eyes off you.
Speaker 1I can tell why the mother god's lost you. It kind of red in the far. I like, I like, I like Lorde Banks, but I don't, like, I want to like I can't listen to the whole song, like I could never listen to a whole song of Lorde, lorde Banks. It's just that voice that Get it into you and I, I, I, I mean the mood I'm like, ah, I'm more of a sad guy. Yeah, it's real scruffy.
Speaker 2Like no offense. You don't like the raspy.
Speaker 1No, y'all have in the background, I'm good.
Speaker 2What just happened? He also.
Speaker 1Yeah, we can see what you doing. I don't know, I don't see y'all, I don't see, I don't get about. Oh, you talk about a coileray in the background.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, there's no ass in the background.
Speaker 1Okay, you get over there, tam Tam.
Speaker 3I don't see y'all.
Speaker 2Hey, we can hear you, can you hear us? You can hear y'all.
Speaker 1We can see you Don't do nothing crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, just stay right where you are, don't move. There's a perfect thing. Yeah, we can see. Okay, yep, there it goes. She's doing the robot. Wow, what the fuck. I don't know. Know he's sick of me oh.
Speaker 1My god Hit the wave real quick, are you good?
Speaker 2Oh hey, make it rain.
Speaker 1Oh shit, hey, hey, yeah. That's how we're gonna be when we Chicken in the suit. I want to speak about our favorite chaircropper. I know y'all seen the interview. Y'all haven't seen this interview.
Speaker 2Are you talking about Jonathan majors?
Speaker 1Yes, he's the only famous sharecropper.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1My question.
Speaker 2Because he was so cringy I didn't watch it you think it was cringe? She's a tiny baby was cringy to me. I don't know how to explain it so. I watched it and then when you call that girl correct, I just was that's what I thought that was about to be my question.
Speaker 1So you wouldn't want your, your man, to come a she, she, my caretta.
Speaker 2I feel like he look, he call her stupid, but I don't think that's what he's intentions were. Thank you for being my stupid stay home little beach while I fuck on these white girls and run around and get chased in the streets. Thank you for being that beach like all of that right there. All of that, that's what I heard. No disrespect to miss King, because, miss King, much, much respect to you, but that was the wrong. Much Play was. I'm gonna sit here. I like I don't see this shit, even though FBI sent me taste of Of these women fucking my husband. I'm gonna act like I don't know and be the wife I'm supposed to be in, chill the fuck out and that like I don't see or anything. That's the kind of what we want and I Guess. But that's what I heard and I'm watching you and she over there.
Speaker 1Yeah, acting skills the day was both acting. They was.
Speaker 2Not one About its face. He had to take his big ass thumb and go like this to get it going Like so stop it so do you?
Speaker 1do y'all think it's over for? Is it a rat for?
Speaker 2They take it more and more stuff.
Speaker 1So From him.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Which I really do think is fucked up.
Speaker 1Absolutely.
Speaker 2Reality? I don't think, I Think. I think he is a manipulator. He be on his own, his own, look wavling, but with the evidence that was given, and they both should be charged if that's the case. Yeah, I know this man in the street running away from her. First thought I was trying to get away from the situation. I was getting wrong here.
Speaker 1It's like a light job.
Speaker 2That man was sprinting.
Speaker 1I'm sharecropper shoes, sharecropper overalls. Sharecropper hat Y'all prepare polishing shoes for a nickel and shit.
Speaker 2And don't forget about that damn go cup that he took the court every day.
Speaker 1He had a gold cup.
Speaker 2Yeah, cuz he carries that cup with him everywhere, he goes Everywhere he always has a cup he told the story on. Was it Jimmy Kimmel? I think was a Jimmy Kimmel show. He explained Do with his mama and he carries it everywhere. His mom was a karate to stop, just say.
Speaker 2Don't call me that Mr. That's Shabazz either, because I was told Malcolm X doing the same thing? Right, of course he was. You see, you know any kids he got? How many second X, y's and baby mom with that man got? If I'm gonna be perfectly honest, I Am a believer that a man is only going to be as faithful and loyal as his options. So if the man got options, you don't have to decide if you prepare to just sit home and be a caretta or Be a. Shady.
Speaker 1I think, okay, I think I think all men have options. Just by sheer my numbers, just by numbers. No, you don't think all of y'all don't know, so you don't think ugly dudes got options.
Speaker 2No, no, do you know why? Why, Because fine niggas. Fine niggas fuck ugly bitches. So ugly bitches have way more access than ugly men ever could. So as an ugly woman, I Can still get some dick from an attractive man. Why would I settle for an ugly man? So ugly men? Unfortunately, I Don't feel like they got as many. Well, unless you, jackson, I don't understand a whole domain of priests. It's gonna be.
Speaker 1I'm saying because you got money.
Speaker 2That's, that's money. So no, you can't use money for that. You can't, you can't, there's no way confessions and.
Speaker 3Great ejection.
Speaker 2More than Jermaine Dupree was Not the reason I couldn't tell you what it was. I don't know, that man Maybe got a third leg. I don't know, maybe his head game fire, maybe he funny could funny. But yeah, is he all thing.
Speaker 1You think ugly men have fewer options than ugly women?
Speaker 2Because Me Regardless, but we're talking about fuck. I mean talking about relationships, right?
Speaker 1But I'm thinking it's due based off of money. That's what I'm basing off of, like the money aspect of it. Like a man with money who is Attractive would not go for a said ugly woman, so her options are few and far between Just like the ugly girl or the ugly man. He can still have money and still fuck bad bitches, but just be ugly, whereas the ugly woman can't do that, she's just ugly.
Speaker 2Okay, so I hear you mentioned an outlier, because it's not a lot of rich like most, most people are rich, true? So this is money I buy. Money Right, that's me part of this.
Speaker 1Okay, so, okay, so leave money, okay, so we can go here attractiveness, impersonality.
Speaker 2I think ugly women still can pick up the phone and find something. That's why there was a study. This is the reason why the rich did a show one time talking about this how they're men who are going years without having sex. Mm-hmm and not by choice, like they're going years without ever having sex or a hug, getting any affection, because they ugly.
Speaker 1Because they ugly.
Speaker 2That's a number of things. Maybe it's a number of things as Groff said he.
Speaker 3Scrubs it that that is false, and he's a bad bitch and he doesn't.
Speaker 1Yes, he's a bad bitch and he doesn't cheat Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2We've always established a scratch is a bad bitch. We love it About his bitch. No, so okay.
Speaker 1Maybe. Okay, what if? What if it was Leap boy? Because in the Jonathan majors situation the, the girlfriend, the white girl, is gonna lose like she. She has less to lose because he's already established famous, has money, whatever the case may be right. So if we just take away the money aspect, his career, by himself. She doesn't have that much to lose. I mean, no, he has more to lose than her. That's what I'm trying to say. Right, but if they both ugly, doesn't it cancel?
Speaker 1cancel each other out of their relationship. So y'all don't y'all gonna sit up here and act like Jonathan majors. He's a handsome sharecropper.
Speaker 2So I'm gonna tell you right now I have my good that I make that post family. I think I made that post two years ago. I made a post about him. It had to be two years ago. You're in half about About how attractive I think he is, because I do think that he is.
Speaker 2Attractive. He did row nose, big lips. I think he is Attractive. The number of women who came on that post, who agreed with me and who it. It was fucking mind-blowing. It's so many women who actually really do find him physically attractive with his little perch lips and his odd choices of fashion the odd choices of fashion. The odd choices of fashion.
Discussion on Victim Mentality in Society
Speaker 1The odd choices of fashion. Yes, he, but you know, the all-for-you video by Janet Jackson. He wore that outfit. He wears that willingly. It's all for you when they was dancing in the streets. Yeah that's the outfit. Hey, that's. I'm not a trend follower, so you can win with that one. I'm not dressing as a sharecropper. That is nuts to me. I'm not dressing as a he does. He's sitting on the porch playing a banjo like I'm not doing.
Speaker 2Yeah, what you doing around this part you doing right here.
Speaker 1You know, this is sundown.
Speaker 2Now free you know, go here it goes, I'll have to tag you right now.
Speaker 1Get the beans off the stove. Yeah, oh, oh. So I wanted to ask you. I seen a study earlier this week. Um, not every single outfit is going to hit. No, it's not. It's really not. I kind of get that with fashion. Fashion is like really hit and miss. It's timing. It's like a joke. You got to, you got to be good at it. I'm not really good at fashion, so, but, um, I wanted to ask. I seen a study. It said there are there, um, okay, I cannot work this. So the question is would you take a job that pays you $100,000 a year but your peers make $250,000 a year? Or would you take another? Or the alternative is would you take a job that pays $50,000 a year but your peers make $25,000 a year? Which job would you take? And I tell you about the study I take the hundred.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1Cause that's why y'all, y'all my niggas, y'all my niggas. So, so, y'all have a question.
Speaker 2We're a full of haters. Anybody who said they go take the $50,000 a year, they go take the $50,000. So everybody else only got $25,000. As a fucking bitch ass hater who lives like that.
Speaker 3And I would just like to take the lesser amount of flex on it.
Speaker 2That's the dumbest shit ever. What's this thing Crazy?
Speaker 1Well, that means that. That that's. It was a. It was an American study done and most Americans would have taken the $50,000 just so they can feel higher or more important than their peers.
Speaker 2They don't want anybody doing better. That's straight. Little dick energy. All y'all, everybody who says they got a little ass dick. You might Microwave this is he'sarian motherfuckers, but that's who's really.
Speaker 1I said that is interesting. That is very interesting. Like instead of taking a hundred K job Not mind you, let's just keep in mind how much you're getting paid now Like they don't give a fuck, they would take the 50 K just so they can feel like they're doing better than their peers. Are you okay with?
Speaker 2doing bad as long as everybody else doing bad too.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the time, that's the type of time they are that shit it. It's a disease out here, bro, like for real this. Yeah, it's little, I'm a find a way to get up to 250 K, because it ain't no fucking way, but it was. 51% of Americans stated they would take the 50 K.
Speaker 2Did they say what this demographic of people was of?
Speaker 1course not. That's crazy bro like that's weird. I'm all for like Self-improvement, like if you can give me a hundred K, give me a hundred K, like what's up.
Speaker 2What we doing. That's not even. I don't feel like. That answer isn't even based off of you doing well, but it's just based off of somebody else doing worse than you. Yes, it's based off life like that. Oh, why is that show? Why is that your motivation for somebody to do worse thing? Your first ball oh, I can flex when everybody else Bitch. I love my my four doors. Not for tour. Yes, Americans are addicted to power and perception exactly exactly, that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1It's a nasty game out here. Nasty I would just be one of. I will just be the one who hosts fabulous parties and trips and exactly, and spread the love. But it's not that many of us, it's not that many of us.
Speaker 3That's scary.
Speaker 2It is just that makes me like it almost put you in a position where you're your side eye and a lot of the people around you. Yeah, the older I get, the more I do that.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're not friends, not your friends, but yeah, yeah, I'm not your friend. Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm not your friend, I'm not your friend?
Speaker 1I'm not your friend, I'm not your friend, they're they're not friends.
Speaker 2Not your friends, but yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's just people that are close. I'd be like oh man. Like my like. My pops always told me like man, you don't, you don't need everybody, just need a few good people around you. It's just wow to me, boy, mm-hmm, running off with the plug like that. That that's where running off with the plug come from, that shit crazy. Okay oh, okay, I see I see grits with the post. Oh, this is Paul's. This is grits.
Speaker 2This post I'm not so fine to me, and what else.
Speaker 1Paul's In grits. His voice, jonathan, jonathan, majors, is so handsome to me I know y'all trying to tell me it's the characters he plays that I'm attracted to. But no, that Negro knows those beautiful full lips, that big man dingo head on his shoulders and those tight coil coils of hair like wool. You ain't you ain't really deep with this, that smooth? Chocolate in the generous white teeth smile.
Speaker 2Right. Fine, shut up, rj.
Speaker 1Right, fine is hilarious. Sharecroppers and silver rice go hand to hand.
Speaker 2Oh my god, look at him. You want to do the one time besides. So like that fits.
Speaker 1Oh my god. So I was talking to grits. She was telling me about this victim mentality, right, and I don't know, tim, have you seen that? Have you seen, or been privy to, the victim Era that we're in? Everybody just loves to play the victim. They want to pick up the phone and cry and Tell there's. I have to tell my truth.
Speaker 2You see that your truth, Um yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, are you entertained?
Speaker 2Oh, you're not in a pine. Yes, I am very much entertained by it. I Don't leave comments or say nothing, but it's entertaining. Now you get a, you don't this internet and you cry about your husband. I give me no money. Or your man didn't give your son the computer that he say he was gonna get, and then you get on him. You tell these holes for Reese. Then you get back on here and get mad at us Giving you the advice that you asked us for and you look crazy.
Speaker 3Nuts, yeah, that should.
Speaker 1Nuts. I'm just not with the. The whole Production value behind it, I don't. I feel like, okay, I feel like in general, just in general, I feel like in, influencers are just salesmen. All they do is get online and sell shit. They're like Avon ladies, she was weird. All they do is, oh, come to this place and come here and eat here and come eat. Yeah, I don't need kind of hate my whole by this equipment.
Speaker 2You need this for your buy guys.
Speaker 1Yeah, you got that shit for free. Get the fuck out of my face like Buying a fuck thing you selling, so I don't, I don't like that shit. So when you come on here and try to sell, a victim mentality or a Victim vibe is weird.
Speaker 2It's not even okay, like she, with what Gigi said, I feel like if you put your business on the internet, you're looking for an opinion, whether you want it or not, have at the time that the ones that I'm seeing that have been victims this week, and this just this week alone. Right, three different women come on and talk about their men and how the one girl with the you set up Her son was supposed to be get a christians present. The was to get the old computer from the.
Speaker 3That's not even a boyfriend's older son. It's not, it's her boyfriend.
Speaker 2Her boyfriend has a older son. He's in was damn near brand new commuter computer. He was supposed to give that computer to the younger boy. He was getting his older son a brand new computer. He went over to the baby on the house and he fixed the computer up and, guy, everything set up for his son. But when he came back home to the girlfriend and their son he didn't want to do anything. He said he was too tired. He wouldn't put up the girl computer or the little boys computer. He wouldn't do it. It went out to eat, came back. She was like alright, well, how are we gonna do this? We're gonna set it up tonight. We'll get up early Somehow. A little argument came in between. He was like I ain't doing nothing. Pretty much the end of the whole argument. He was like well, I guess you're playing in no damn computer.
Speaker 1Damn.
Speaker 2Oh, she's kind of like in her head. This is this. Is her telling us this shit? Right, why didn't? I just couldn't believe it and I think he was just mad. So I just didn't even imagine that he really won't gonna do it. So I wouldn't ask still, set up the desk. I Guess her son got up before her. He ain't in the boyfriend. Come on, yo son up, it was Christmas, your son up. She get up thinking that maybe cuz he don't woke up and shit, he didn't got up and there's no computer and she hasn't heard again. Mad at the internet for being mad at her man, why, you come tell us what shit then. Man, who decided you expect us to be on when you told us the story about this man that we, within the three minutes so you told us the story, already knew didn't like your son, but I don't know how long you've been with him and it took this for you to figure out that you don't know this and you would say what else?
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2Yeah, right, that's what I'm talking about. That's the victim in hell. You should, I don't like, like, don't get on here Next to our opinions and we tell them baby girl, you dumb. And now you mad for us calling you dumb and telling you to leave me.
Speaker 1Yeah, because that's not the answer you wanted to hear.
Speaker 2That's you like. Oh my god, don't come.
Speaker 1That's the answer. She don't want to hear that she wanted to hear. It's all right, it's okay, what's okay?
Speaker 2What part you want to cry with you, bitch? I didn't understand why the fuck she was crying, because the whole time I'm watching. Is it so crying, bitch? Take your ass to one bar and bottom of the way, I don't know what you're doing. It's not for the weed, isn't it good? What are you crying for? You already put the desk together so the spot is available for a fucking computer. It's ready to go. Do what everybody else doesn't. After, pay you a computer on amazon, do something, but you send it to cryin to us.
Speaker 3I'm gonna pay for it and let it go to and then I got you a free computer bitch.
Speaker 1Yeah, free computer.
Speaker 2She's not upset with us. Go back in the day, I damn sure I didn't money.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh shit, I seen it do called. Yeah we didn't support her snating it. Yeah, that's all it was.
Speaker 2It was like three different women this week they wouldn't viral for their shenanigans with their men, but then got mad at us for saying that their names were full shenanigans, mm-hmm.
Generation Differences and Car Theft Discussion
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, it's a dude named Detroit Nike. I don't know if y'all see him seeing him on a tiktok, but this dude Gets on Tiktok live and he pretty much begs for money. So you can give him money so he can. He'll sit outside in the cold. He's in Detroit. He'll sit outside in the cold and beg for money for cash up so he can get money so he can get a hotel room.
Speaker 2So he can have a little. Yes, online.
Speaker 1Okay people ask him why don't you just get a job, why don't you just go out? He really hasn't monetized victim mentality and he never gives a full answer. It's not, it's never. I just I don't. He blocks people. Like I just I don't understand how this works. Like, how did it get this big where people feel comfortable Getting on looking into a camera and I need some money and not putting in a word.
Speaker 2Hold on, Because you are the same person who I believe last week or the week before wanting people to be honest with a prayers right.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Right, you the same person. Okay, keep in mind, and this is no shot at anybody but a lot of people who believe in prayer just believe in that. He just prayer, no action behind the prayer, just that's the fucking prayer.
Speaker 1True, that's true.
Speaker 2They go to work.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know, these 2000 babies, these two, why two K babies are different?
Speaker 2These are offspring from the crackheads.
Speaker 1This shit is wild to me. I ain't never seen those shit.
Speaker 2Let me see how does this work because it was our parents, that was killed in the crack we were the crackhead babies. Our parents smoked it. Hold on, these are. These are Not not fitting, all too new. These got to be the meth babies.
Speaker 1Or ADHD, the ADHD medicine.
Speaker 2I feel like that makes that's messed too. It's probably, yeah, maybe the former sort of cool.
Speaker 1But that is mad.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1Now the perk babies is is the ones working at McDonald's now.
Speaker 2This is now a little bit of popping up in the fentanyl babies that are coming out.
Speaker 3Hey Coach these are the?
Speaker 2what did you take when you needed to calm down your nerves? Bad? What do you call it? The uh Value?
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2These are pharmaceutical babies.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's, that's what it, because a lot of you these pills? Is from the pharmaceutical. These motherfuckers wow, I'm so anxious. I have and I'm not joking on people with anxiety, but you know they take medicines for everything.
Speaker 2So these are the side. The side effect is dumb kids. Why? They don't put that on the label. They should put that on the label. Y'all laughing. I'm dead ass serious. They should put that shit on the label. What's the warning say. What's the warning say, warning don't have sex just. Warning may cause stupid offspring Like May make fucktards like it may.
Speaker 2Warning may let the bad sperm win. Like how does the crackhead sperm make it over all of the healthy ones? It's got energy. It's got energy because a crack can't be moving. A crack can't move, a motherfuckin move if they won't do nothing else. If they won't do nothing else, then motherfuckers is moving. So yeah, so fast. They do and they never die and they not the crackheads never die like they did.
Speaker 1When have you ever heard of a crackhead OD in?
Speaker 3I told y'all this ain't like.
Speaker 1Fitting all this different. You've never heard of a crackhead OD.
Speaker 2I definitely know some hair on Addis's OD meth. I've heard of OD in Fitting off for sure. You know what? I don't think I know too many crackheads that are no D. I know a few crackheads, but they still alive.
Speaker 1They still alive.
Speaker 2In the incident of the corner to this day.
Speaker 1When sweeping up barbershops and shit.
Speaker 2A crackhead will work. That's another thing. A crackhead will motherfuckin do a job. Meth heads ain't doing no job. Them gnaws could never. They sleeping in the corner standing up. Not that we're endorsing for y'all to go back to crack. Please, nobody take it that way. That's not what you're saying.
Speaker 1We should probably bring it Because, like you said, what you call it Binking, when they when they blinking.
Speaker 2Bipping.
Speaker 1Bip, there you go. Crackheads would jump in and fucking break in, and Still your car radio, still your Alpine face and all that shit. Now we got the people. I'm not joking, hey, don't come for me, but I'm just saying. Now you just bit the car and then that's it. Like what is happening, like they're not even looking for anything. Yes, Like what's happening.
Speaker 2They're looking for the goods in the cars. They're not taking the cars anymore and they're not taking like the radio or nothing like you said, like this is so funny. Y'all remember back in the day when you said to take the face off of your uh.
Speaker 1Off of your steering wheel. You had so much to do you had to lock your car. And take the face of your friend. No, they just leave that shit right there.
Speaker 2They ain't even looking for designer belts and shit. Yes, and if you have a suitcase apparently the Oakland what's ever close to the to the airport out that way, they say that you don't even go out, just stay at the airport. Because the moment they see you leave out there airport, it goes stop somewhere. They in your car, they take your luggage to take your clothes, to take everything. They not trying to take your car. I literally seen them record. What do you call it Bipping? I don't know.
Speaker 1As we say.
Speaker 2You want to open. I like that shit, bipping them cars and shit or whatever what they call it. He went straight to the trunk and bussed up the trunk and took whatever's in the trunk and left.
Speaker 1Yeah, you need an iPad to steal cars.
Speaker 2I learned from a Bipper that that latch. I actually learned this from a Bipper that that latch to drop the backseat. You know how your backseat can drop forward so you can reach into the trunk. That latch is in the same place on every fucking car.
Speaker 3Shut up.
Soap and Studs Business Discussion
Speaker 2So they need to get into your trunk. Huh, I like Prashkarj's comment, just because I have a question that makes me want to ask you another question, because it says, because y'all can't steal cars no more without a chip or these signals still in devices. So you got to have a lot more equipment to steal cars now.
Speaker 1Yeah, you need an iPad. So you can stand out for a little bit.
Speaker 2The homies car got stole out of her driveway on New Year's New Year's night, right on the first, and I'm like I was like, yeah, shit, don't have an alarm on it. Two things I learned in this conversation with her. I was like, yeah, shit, don't have an alarm on it. I was like, yeah, she said the key on Hyundai's, the alarms don't go off if you bit the back window. I said okay, well, that don't make no sense. So that's how they got her car. And then I also learned she said the police told her this the iPad trick. So there's a trick that they use with the iPad and if you have like a push to start.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2If they could get close enough to your house. There's like a signal that they can send and they can send it out, and then they'll tell the person in the car Okay, try it now. And if they push it and the car start, your car goes.
Speaker 1That's a fucking rap. No, you need a iPad, that's it. Fuck that.
Speaker 2I just read this person's name. Let me tell you how I read it Open studs for you, but that is not no, no, no, it's open studs. It's open studs for you. What company is this and how do I hire them? Because it sounds interesting. You want some soap with some studs, I might. I don't know Where's the blue shirt. It might be a thing. It might be a thing. I don't know what anybody's into. Uh-huh, why not?
Speaker 1I like holding my clothes. So you think studs y'all really think studs is coming over there to wash. Never mind, I'm not doing this, it sounds so open studs for you.
Speaker 2That don't sound like a good. That don't sound like a good idea.
Speaker 1Okay. So if y'all think, Okay, so I'm not, I'm not deep, no, I'm not deep diving into it, nope, because, okay, y'all think men, okay, not generally, but a lot of men. Women typically clean up after men typically. So if women, if studs, are supposed to be men, why would they come in and clean?
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, a stud is definitely much a woman. Thanks, They've never.
Speaker 1A stud is definitely a woman, oh so y'all looking for the specialty studs that one Grit sent me, the little super specialty ones.
Speaker 2What is a specialty? Stop Damn. What the fuck is a specialty stud? What is a specialty stud? But again, like, give me an example. Name a celebrity like.
Speaker 1Yeah, I hear cooking and stuff. What do?
Speaker 2you say Okay, the brand.
Speaker 1Clean it. What kind of cut?
Speaker 2is she, you do?
Speaker 1the brand. Look like she washes clothes. Like what are we?
Speaker 3doing right now? No, she doesn't.
Speaker 1That is not the person I'm thinking that's going to wash clothes and make beds.
Speaker 2Hey, look at you. You guys you know I'm not just doing what I'm doing, but you guys are just doing what I'm doing.
Speaker 3So don't go, don't go anywhere you get the whole job done.
Speaker 2Sit, soap and studs for you, but for whatever reason in my hand I was like soap and stuff to you.
Speaker 1I just thought that was such a great business thing to do, maybe they come over and wash your cars.
Speaker 2Maybe they laundry. Now that's hard, They'll come out there and cut grass. That's hard, you know what?
Speaker 3So you, so you want to study.
Speaker 2Watch this, I would love anybody in the kitchen other than me, as long as I know what they doing.
Speaker 3I can't phone them.
Speaker 2I'll give a phone. I don't know why I mean for it. Absolutely. It says a special this that was like Wait, what A special. These things like this in the face and dressed in like celebrity. You got to start Right. She's second Right.
Speaker 1Shit, I've seen that. Yeah, my mind, I can't take stud exotic dancers. I've seen Hoochie dance.
Speaker 3Wait, is that a real thing? You've seen stud exotic dancers On to be.
Speaker 2Like she walked up on stage with her Tim Linn boots and she said On to be. I've seen an excited dancer. That's a stud.
Speaker 1Yeah, on to be. I've seen it on to be and she was.
Speaker 2In real life she be, she be getting it.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2And then, ladies, be on her.
Speaker 3Yep.
Speaker 2Them ladies, be on her. Specialty stud, super stud, dajlo from 2014. Damn, I don't know, I don't know. I said I need to see her picture, because what no?
Speaker 3They can definitely dance Hold.
Speaker 2On Matter of fact, I'm going to find her. Let me see. I don't know, cause I follow her Instagram as a matter of fact, or at least I used.
Speaker 1They say Grinch, you're not prepping on me with them nails, you're not wiping your own butt with them nails? I'd be surprised, if you can add, you could button a sweater.
Speaker 2My answer to you is how is my ass is wipe? Who was pressure cooker production?
Speaker 3That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2It's been a while since I've been on.
Speaker 1YouTube, so I thought you're more than welcome to come wipe it for me, since that's a concern of yours. Where's the gunshot, do I there?
Speaker 2we go. I don't have a gunshot, I got to get a gunshot.
Speaker 1I wish I could play my damn sound cause.
Speaker 2There you go, that's your favorite.
Speaker 1Oh, shit, fucking serious pun.
Speaker 2They look like anime nail characters. I don't know how do they get into this. They're like, oh my God, they got a gunshot.
Speaker 3I don't know how do they get?
Speaker 2into this.
Speaker 3I don't know how to explain this.
Speaker 2You're a nice guy, you can't explain this girl.
Speaker 1Oh my God. I knew pressure cooker, of course, no wonder.
Speaker 2Who is this?
Speaker 3He got to do that every once in a while.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, so y'all do know. Yeah, I'm good he could do that. Shout out to Ron J.
Speaker 1I thought it was about to be, I thought it was about to get this thing cracking.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1I'm getting so stuck so stuck Ron, j was stupid. I'm getting so stuck. Love wife, love so stuck.
Speaker 2It's the darkest, darkest more.
Speaker 1It's the darkest more. I thought that's what we was getting on. You know what I'm saying. I thought it was about to be a problem.
Speaker 2No, I had questions before I blow up first, so like who was you, where you from and where's your profile? I can go on that page I can go on that, because what you're not going to do is talk about my friend. I'll apologize afterwards. They do have a slipper in all the Queen's men. They do that's hard. That's hard. That's the girl I'm talking about. That's the girl I'm talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's her, that's her.
Speaker 1And she's the same as white girl.
Speaker 2She's the main guy on the thing. Oh, so everybody know the Queen man, yeah, all the.
Speaker 1Queen's men is fired now. They just came out with two new episodes, hello.
Speaker 2Studdish rugged bone RJ put the name Damn. You know how to put the name, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3It's the darkest rugged bone.
Speaker 1It's the studdish rugged. Yeah, she be getting that shit.
Speaker 2She get the stud, I can dance, for sure she can get it out.
Speaker 1And she's cute.
Speaker 2Specialist.
Speaker 1Stop calling.
Speaker 2I'm really mad at you for saying that. Who did you have in mind when you? Said specialties I already gave you nigga ladies, and now a specialty said they're going to come for you. That whole genre.
Speaker 1A whole genre.
Speaker 2That whole genre, or is that going to get you?
Speaker 1They're going to create a multiverse.
Speaker 2Niggal ladies and specialty studs coming for your ass.
Speaker 1Hey, that's some real shit.
Speaker 2That sounds like a great move for you. Stop encouraging this shit. Ok, I'm sorry, but can you hear it Coming soon to the theater Niggal ladies.
Speaker 1Niggal ladies.
Speaker 2Come together as one to defeat the evil mistress. What is this? Like the ex-man of the Laquat community, like shut up.
Speaker 1Shut up To destroy heterosexuality for once.
Absurd and Outlandish Discussions
Speaker 2Oh my god, not the rainbow flag of Avengers. I'm not going to play with y'all. I'm not. I'm not. Y'all. Know how them people come from me. They're the only people I'm not going to play with. Do they swoop in like Captain Planet people and be like Captain Planet? Why is that so cool? He's my hero. Yeah, insexual. Is that what they do when they come in.
Speaker 3We got to put some ring out. We got to put some ring out.
Speaker 2Yeah, remember that no. No, not dildo. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Does that make it go? The specialty stud is the one with the backpack stud. Is that the backpack stud? Oh yeah, I think she knows what she does is take her dildo out her backpack and she's like.
Speaker 1That's not it. It's more fun time.
Speaker 2Let's go save them all. Here we go, here we go. No, no, no, no. Stop. What did you do? Butt plug Ain't no plug. Strap on what? Oh, that's a ton. Ok, all right, what's the time?
Speaker 1babe, that's a dope, everything no.
Speaker 3You almost got me oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yo y'all spoke about little people last time and I swear for my life, the first time in 41 years of living, I woke up and wanted to watch little people as well, right?
Speaker 2Did you watch some? That's right? That's my next question. If you found something, the link.
Speaker 1Listen, man, ADA porn needs to stop. It needs to stop.
Speaker 2What's ADA porn?
Speaker 3American disability.
Speaker 2Yes, my phone. We're not even on the phone. I don't know what to tell you. To get off. Get off something, what?
Speaker 1It's ADA porn.
Speaker 2It's real, that's not real. That's really the label.
Speaker 1When we saw that Benjamin Button dude doing it. That's he. Something is wrong with him.
Speaker 2And we just laughed.
Speaker 1He has a video.
Speaker 2I told you no, you were laughing, I wasn't even here, so you weren't here. That was you.
Speaker 1They call them baby aliens, so Big black.
Speaker 2Stop on. That's a big. That's a big. Rj wrote that. I didn't write that.
Speaker 1And then they all like form, like Like a big stud, like what's it like?
Speaker 2Transform into the big. Okay, I'm sorry, I don't even know how you got here. I don't know how to say it.
Speaker 3Can.
Speaker 2I say something yeah, make a stud. Okay, can I just say, fuck, I should carry. And that's the end of that.
Speaker 3I just want to say that.
Speaker 2You should Flat face Curry, you want now, oh me or pie face looking at you.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Y'all you know, how it be them girls would down.
Speaker 1You read it.
Speaker 2I'm not reading that. I'm not reading that.
Speaker 3But you know what's messed up because this is one viral girl who?
Speaker 2she's a cheerleader. I've seen her. I've seen her. I've seen her, I've seen her, I've seen her, she's a cheerleader. I've seen her. Right you to clean, clearly down syndrome, but she, he's thicker. I'm talking about Pick up.
Speaker 3So comments are disgusting yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I might have the down and hit that like this the comments I'm going to. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to.
Speaker 3I'm going to.
Speaker 2I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to what's your name.
Speaker 1My name is Sister of the Bessie. I'm going to TheYoungSubsub.
Speaker 2Theyoungsubs I'm going to. I'm going to Fortress skipped. What happened? Did you see that? No-transcript? Shave đu, I'm going to.
Speaker 1I'm going to see her. I'm going to.
Speaker 3I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to.
Speaker 2I'm going to, so I'll.
Speaker 3So I'm going to, I'm going to.
Speaker 2So I'm going to Put down like Right.
Speaker 1Yes, you got a nigga that you reinvented the whole game like of basketball.
Speaker 2I bet you what this did. This is going to turn around and the opposite is going to happen. A bunch of niggas who was always ashamed to admit that they have a foot fetish is going to be like yeah, nigga, I like feet.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2They don't feel comfortable saying it now because they know Steph Curry like feet Shit. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 1They read, they truly are read RJ's comment Nothing.
Speaker 2Well, sir lady, hear me out.
Speaker 1I think. I think there's a contradiction how you think and in the wheelchair like don't your legs get smaller? Your legs get smaller because you don't use legs.
Speaker 2Don't you not using them?
Speaker 1Yeah, they get smaller. Right no no, no, they get skinnier.
Speaker 2The muscles are deteriorating, yeah, so they kind of some of them do get smaller.
Speaker 1You've seen crazy legs from that's your example Don't drink juice in the hood.
Speaker 3I got dreams too. That's the devil that you would.
Speaker 2Yeah that was MC Hammer, right, yeah, rj got a chill. Tell him to chill, because it ain't us. I didn't go on. You can't have a foot fetish challenge Choose with the Bible. I mean Jesus like feet, I'm sure. What if that is Jesus of two? That's why he made everybody wear sandals.
Speaker 3That's why he made you wear sandals.
Speaker 2Right, I got out of my mouth for three thousand because he was like yeah, Jerusalem Cruises 3000.
Speaker 1What is this? He probably would.
Speaker 3It's what the hell so.
Speaker 2I was. I was. I was in Dallas with a stud and she taught me about her backpack.
Speaker 2I didn't know about backpacks until I was with this she got this she said she cleans them and she puts them in a zip lock bag. And I was like, hey, no way, we was in, we was in the car. She was like I got my bag in the truck right now. I said you a fucking lie. She said you got to stay ready. She pulled the bag out and then Dix just started coming out the bag and then she was because they got something on them. She was sticking them on the car, she was sticking them on the head. I seen this picture. You showed me that Now I got to go and mute. I think Jesus do like feet. Jesus wants you to wash your feet. That's how I'm like some foot fetish shit to me. Sandals, you want to see the feet, so I'm like some foot fetish shit to me Foot porn.
Speaker 2All of this was created by Sky, daddy, bags and Dix for different bitches, and that's what it was. Say what? No, I was reading him at the Hymn.
Speaker 1He said that Not being thick in a paraplegic is the oxymoron. That's what I was trying. I couldn't think of the word oxymoron. That's what I'm like, yo, so wow.
Speaker 2There's no thick paraplegics.
Speaker 1I've never seen a fat or a thick paraplegic.
Speaker 2I've never seen you might be right, you might be right, a bag of Dix for different bitches Jesus like feet. That's what you just read, that's what your husband said.
Speaker 1That is wild, though, and the fact that it's a cornucopia of Dix is crazy.
Speaker 2Not a corpiconia, she's crazy.
Speaker 1I love the black people. You used words.
Speaker 2I love the corpiconia you did it. I've never heard Bic in corpiconia, in a city like this, you did today, you did today, you did today.
Speaker 3Shout out to.
Speaker 2Slow Money, because I too enjoy this image of Jesus. We keep creating on this show every week. It's nuts Jesus and our times is. He's a freak apparently. He's free spirited and he loves sheep.
Speaker 1And he loves holes. He do, he fuck with them holes.
Speaker 2Now, actually, he loves holes and outcasts and thuds, because his whole crew was gangsta and thieves and shit.
Speaker 1Oh they were. They were disciples. That shit hard as fuck. Jesus and the disciples. Oh hell, no, don't use the same dick on multiples. You asking to spread a yeast infection, at least Damn.
Speaker 2Which would explain why she had seven dicks in the back and she wiped them all down. She cleaned them all, she pulled out her sanitizer, she had dicks, she had all of the things, and I'm just looking at her. Immediately. Ok, yeah, all of the things. She had a different bag, right, she did. She had two bags, but this was just a bag she had in this specific time. Is that by?
Speaker 3AIDS. Yes, that's a really cool bag, yeah.
Speaker 1That's an awesome one. Now, that's a beautiful bag. This is not like a kid's bag, but I used this Sometimes. I used a smaller bag.
Speaker 3I used this bag. This is not the size of it.
Speaker 2So yeah, loud, wait, what, what? I was reading somewhere, listening to him, what, who Shit? I was trying to read the comment. From where'd it go?
Speaker 1Who that Hymothy?
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, no from YouTube. That ain't it. What does she just say?
Speaker 1I love her.
Speaker 2Mary Magdalene watch Jesus' feet with her hair. I'm gonna look peep shit. Jesus might have really had that feeling, oh damn Y'all niggas know the Bible out here. Mm-hmm oh her tears.
Speaker 1I felt like that was sweet. Oh, that's fire.
Speaker 2That's the most pimping I've ever heard. Jesus was a pimp, if you think about it.
Speaker 1Low key.
Speaker 2Didn't say that shit.
Speaker 1Low key.
Speaker 2Them stems clean their straps. What are we talking about? I don't know why we got Jesus and straps and studs all in the same conversation right now, attachable glizzies is hilarious.
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Speaker 2Is that a business? Why do you need a man? Are these the glizzies that have the self-nutting glizzies that we learned about on my other show? Why do you need a condom for it? We're gonna call it a glizzy. Why do you need a condom for this? He calls it attachable glizzies. That's a new shit. You know them niggas, ladies got attachable glizzies. That whole sentence is wild. This whole show right now. I don't know what the fuck is happening. Strap me down. Where's the DRP? Strap it.
Speaker 1She's talking on me. Strap me down, strap me down.
Speaker 2That was RJ. By the way, that wasn't even my bar.
Speaker 1RJ going off yo.
Speaker 3RJ in slow money. Oh hi, my dear.
Speaker 2Jesus had holes.
Speaker 1That strong pussy. What does that mean?
Speaker 2I don't know what everybody knows about us today? It's the comments. What is a strong pussy? Oh my God, I'm talking. Would you guys like to wrap up of the show real quick, according to RJ's eyes? Here's the wrap up of the show real quick. Jesus studs, midgets, it's. This show is good Like this is Joe. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Speaker 1Sharecroppers.
Speaker 2Sharecroppers. Civil rights love Great show.
Speaker 1Oh shit, I like the one with the titties and a dick. Oh my, what is happening?
Speaker 2How did we?
Speaker 1get here. What is this? The Gucci's going off. Honestly, I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 2In fact you called the Gucci and we're talking about straps and studs Makes it even funnier. Yeah, it's called a Gucci. Can you read him with these? I will love for you to read them, mr Ritchie.
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Speaker 2Stop looking at me like this. What am I supposed to do, miggas? You're turning your gospel song into order. My strap, ok, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, don't put that shit either. Mr Rich, you know how you're asking me, trying to clip shit, and that's the part of the damn show that's over you because he didn't mean last week Don't turn me Good you know deal, don't fly into the screen while I'm singing.
Discussion on Rihanna and Her Music
Speaker 2Order my strap on Amazon. No, you will not put that shit. You have been swallowed. I will order this shit. Swallowed. We're going to send daddy Leo Bat-Pang on the couch a little bit late. Stop saying nigga lady. Ok, he's going to do it, he's going to do it what, what, what, what what. It's a son daddy. That's the one that just took me out. Would you go and send daddy? Do they say son daddy or they just say daddy?
Speaker 3No, they call him nigga lady.
Speaker 2No, no, you call them that. I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 1Well, I've seen it Come to the stage nigga lady. Number one.
Speaker 2And Griffin's fashion. The collection played around with what she meant. I don't know what to do with y'all in this moment, Like I don't know. I don't know. This is what people say. I agree.
Speaker 3So should y'all say Jesus' mom was a side chick.
Speaker 2Don't get me started on that.
Speaker 1It's a good question.
Speaker 2No, it's not.
Speaker 1But it kind of sucks because it's just like you know when you to do like you really ain't good enough.
Speaker 2No, that means Joseph was a side nigga. No, no. First of all, y'all don't like this. Sky Daddy is a fucking deadbeat daddy. He a deadbeat daddy. He let a whole other man raise his child and he did not get consent to get that little girl pregnant. Do y'all really want to have this conversation with me right now?
Speaker 1So Mary was under age to like 14?.
Speaker 2Absolutely yes, she was a child she was a child. Yeah, yes, yes. Sky Daddy sent one of his henchmen because they're fucking gang down to do his dirty, wearing gang Gang girl in spirit, gang gang and put his baby in his little girl and his grown up man named Joseph. He was grown and sucked, by the way, right.
Speaker 1Grown up.
Speaker 2Like grown, like 30, grown.
Speaker 1Oh, oh, oh God.
Speaker 2As long as you put that out there. She was a child and Joseph was grown and adult. Yeah, Taking care of this spirit baby.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 2That's what happened. Can you imagine? So look, I didn't even hit that yet and you pregnant that part. So how do you do this, mary, right, oh shit, by the time we go do this wedding, you can be showing. You know, my people have questions. What?
Speaker 3are you?
Speaker 2doing. What do you do? Do you know? Did you know? Jesus had a brother named James.
Speaker 1You know, what. This is your Sky Daddy little song right here.
Speaker 2We just really figure out Everything you need.
Speaker 1That's how you got married.
Speaker 2Oh yes, I'm always, and when you're done I'll do. It right, jesus, I pulled her hair back. My dad. You're a little baby.
Speaker 3That's terrible, you're not Don't have to ask the questions.
Speaker 2The.
Speaker 1Bible is hella problematic if you actually have the audacity to ask. Yes, people who study and believe in the Bible do not like you to ask questions about it.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 1I don't want you to question.
Speaker 2Out of Sunday school.
Speaker 1And it's all because they don't have the answers, which is okay.
Speaker 2It's absolutely fine.
Speaker 1I don't know. No, do you think he is questioning me? Because?
Speaker 2God, I'm sorry, who did what?
Speaker 1I'm sorry, who did what?
Speaker 2I was trying to find out. I used to carry but the instant curry came up and I'm looking at stuff, curry face and I'm like he does look like he has a foot fetish. But he has a particular foot fetish. He only likes little midget feet.
Speaker 1I'm not. Are you guys saying Carrie Hillson?
Speaker 2She's walking around the way. I want to fight this purposely is looking at me like a crazy woman. I don't know. I just I don't know what's happening today. I don't, we're not doing it today. I don't know what's happening. I was looking at him and I feel like he's a little tiny feet or something Like he looks like he like feet. You know what this?
Speaker 1is why I'm putting this shit up here like that, and now I'm looking at him. I just want, I want y'all to know this is.
Speaker 2This is news that just came across.
Speaker 1Okay, anybody who believed in Rihanna at any point out she is expecting baby number three right now. Dennis baby number three is on the way.
Speaker 2When I go to jail, we get an album. When I told you, when I told you in the group chat, you asked me about the things I wanted to leave in 2023. I said her uterus, because I'm pregnant. You do leave that shit in 2023. Don't touch it no more ASAP. Get the fuck off of Rihanna.
Speaker 1I think that's great, I think that's you, that's right. Like sweet, sweet sweet.
Speaker 2Where your microphone at.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, it was probably hitting my left.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2No more babies ASAP. Get the fuck off of Rihanna. Especially if you all have a big ass head girl. This time Her vagina can't take this. Do y'all see the shape of these babies heads?
Speaker 3We got some big heads girl.
Speaker 2Please don't make a mind like Bob Henshade's baby, but you are vagina is asking you to leave her to fuck alone. What, what I know these babies? Better girl to be smartest? Fuck with his that goddamn being, because if you're head that big and a nothing valuable running through it, what the fuck is going on? I?
Speaker 1like this beat and minimum I like this moment Homeless.
Speaker 2One day pregnant, get up, get up, get up. Get your pregnant billionaire the next day. That motherfucker.
Speaker 1That's. That's a city boy. Come up right there.
Speaker 2Hello, and you about to do 10 years and you sell your, bussing these babies out.
Speaker 1He doing the same thing.
Speaker 2Don't be calling my name. That was great.
Speaker 1And he ain't put out. He ain't put out an album since like 2000.
Speaker 2Don't do. What does he need to do before? What you need to do is get the baby Go to the fucking studio. That's why y'all having all these goddamn babies.
Speaker 3I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 2You need something to do. Go to the studio. Do something other than reanna, please. You miss that Something other than reanna please. I'm trying to get a fucking album City boys.
Speaker 1City boys.
Speaker 2City boys, city boys, these damn big head ass babies, okay, great.
Speaker 1What do you, what do you might go to?
Speaker 2jail, for I forgot what he did. What did he do? I know he's got like years. He got to do like 10 years. He did something. Somebody tell me what he did. I forgot what he did, yeah.
Speaker 1I ain't know that. Like she forgot that he was even going to jail, like it's been going on for so long he just shooting that damn club up like damn bro. I might actually go to the club if reanna drop an album. I'm not sure if he's going to jail for ten years.
Speaker 2I'm not sure what he did there.
Speaker 1So I was like what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 2You don't get.
Speaker 1Do you see?
Speaker 2you don't think she's ever going to make music again. It's a rap. What's she going? To sing about, right, she can sing about her babies she can sing about the niggas she love. She can find her her album. They're so much. She could talk about kids.
Speaker 1Sing your jerk chicken recipe.
Speaker 2Sing me the Barbados national anthem for all I care, but stop having fucking kids.
Speaker 1What is that? What the any, what the any is. Now you got the pen 10 turn the mic on.
Speaker 2please, rihanna, please Turn the mic on, friend. Turn the universe off and turn the mic on. Turn off the uterus and turn on the make. I gotta stop, you're gonna tease everybody sitting there, all cute, and then bro and panties with them gloves, just looking sexy as hell Go tell everybody. We know you about him. You keep having fucking babies, fucking Somebody. Get going. You better go in a room. Really, what an album, my friend. We've been talking to people like this.
Speaker 1So rap Greenery.
Speaker 2Please speak A new mic, not in the studio yeah, she doing sounds like everybody on the mic at home in her bed. That's what she do. No, we know that dick work, that we know that mic is is working. I don't know. Hello.
Speaker 1I didn't know this next night.
Speaker 2That's a little bit Hello.
Speaker 1She's saying recipes, that'd be my favorite album. I'm fucking trying to learn how to cook. He making sure to lock that down. I mean one, two would I would certify the lockdown. Three, come on, bro.
Speaker 2One or two is enough, one or two is enough, the three Y'all showing off now.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's. Come on, man, if she releases an album about her being in love, it's going to be trash, I agree, just like future.
Speaker 2You're probably right because their happy music is always trash. But she's clearly she's happy right now and I'm happy for her being happy. So maybe she should make another album about Chris Brown I don't fucking know, but just make me some fucking music. So so, either way, like she could probably do a woman empowerment album regardless, especially right now. What do you want to hear from me? I know I want to hear.
Speaker 1I want to hear a Caribbean.
Speaker 3I don't know.
Speaker 2Women empowering the team. Oh, that's what I said, gritch. I want another BDSM album Like why is she doing this?
Speaker 1Yeah, that shit was fine.
Speaker 2Sex with me is so amazing. Clearly, bitch, You'd improve your points. Can we now get an album? This man don't got no kind of pullout Like it's. They're gonna have at least 10 kids. You can't pull out a driver you need to put me in charge of her birth control pill taken, because I will make sure that bitch take that pill, please. She's gonna show this shit down at the road.
Speaker 1You want this married mother to come back making single woman music again?
Speaker 2Why not? Yeah, she's in his friend. I got three kids Like what's she supposed to think about? I think it's about playing tango. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not sit here and act like she writes all of her songs, so we're not gonna do that. We're not gonna do that, that's true.
Speaker 3So she can sing whatever they do in front of her.
Speaker 2She can't be singing, though. Too sad because we don't believe her, mm. Hmm, then her happy music isn't the best.
Speaker 1What is a happy song for her? Come here. I can't even say that shit.
Speaker 2A lot of her songs are sexual and I'm fucking with you, I was just thinking that, just keep with that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2Yeah. Yeah, she too is again pounded to thing as anything, so she didn't pound it up and dry.
Speaker 1It's really all her umbrella. That thing was hella sad.
Speaker 2Hello.
Speaker 1You had my heart. What's up? I sound like. What's that chick from boomerang?
Speaker 2My ass. Bitch, better Hold my baby, these man is acting up. Yeah, I like that one, rj. Oh, my baby, that was very good. I like that one that just remind me, the kids box is still very much a small and I want to hear you on this kid's pop Mm.
Speaker 2Hmm, you can't, I'm on the kids. I'm sure it is, it is. I think that's the only one she got on kids. You know, you know the four kids here play kids often and I've never heard they still make new kid. Bob. Albums like Bruno Mars is the one with the kids love right now. Okay, bob, this is cute little white wedding. They're doing it. It is cute. It's cute. I love me some. Bruno. Don't do him. Yes, you, sir, because you tried my boy last time. Don't do him. Why don't we try Bruno? Because he called him a cocaine and he's not a cocaine. I told you one time don't make you that. This is trying it.
Speaker 1Put your little fingers to the room, like that's different. What y'all trying to do.
Speaker 2You're gonna leave that man alone. I love me, everybody that does cocaine in the music industry usually put out good music.
Speaker 1So I'm not sure that's true.
Speaker 2If I'm mad at that or not back back in the seventies, eighties.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's that's, that's.
Speaker 2That's the kind of music he does, though. Yeah, he got that. Seventies, eighties, that's true. Nineties, r&b Vi. He gets that Is that selfish of us, as as I'm gonna make sure he says hi in little to what, to what. Our favorites to either be high or sad, so we can get good music Very selfish, very selfish yeah. But I definitely want um the sad music.
Speaker 1But you didn't know that when you were introduced to them.
Speaker 2No, because who? When I was at the weekend, he's always been sad and high and and, and he's singing drugs he's. That's what I didn't know. I didn't know that he was singing to the coach. I didn't know he was singing, yeah, but he still had that e-moo and I was with it. I was very sad at the time and I don't like happy weekend. I don't like. I like the top it can look weird.
Speaker 1What is it? House full of balloons or something like that Room full of balloons.
Speaker 2That's right, those are my favorite ones. Fire, best albums. All the other shit is weird and he's been. I don't want to have you shit. No, did he really fuck up his face, or is that just for the video?
Speaker 1That was.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, that's what I was wondering.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2Happy weekend who happy music, do you like? Then who's happy music, do you like?
Speaker 1Um, I can go with Pharrell. Pharrell's happy what's that?
Speaker 2to say Pharrell, I like Pharrell, what's?
Speaker 1that to say? I don't know what's that to say?
Speaker 2That make a drug dealer too.
Speaker 1So no, he's nice. Pharrell's a skateboarder, he's a. He don't need to do drugs. He do not Pharrell. Pharrell is not you know.
Speaker 2Pharrell and Pusha T are really close.
Speaker 1Pusha T. Yes had a song called Pushing.
Speaker 2that they wrote together yes, pharrell. What is that song about?
Speaker 1Pharrell is a music, he's an artist, he's not.
Speaker 2What is that song about?
Speaker 1I mean you're right, it's about that, but it's it's, he's happy because the drugs he just pushed with Pusha T is.
Speaker 2them songs came out the same year, by the way, I just want to remind everybody. So I was up in her singing happy. They was in the streets singing Pushing.
Speaker 1Yeah. So y'all know that, though Young that's she hard.
Speaker 2I feel like yo. That's why he's happy. Look at her. She felt that shit. Yeah, that's why we are Um, I'm like she already. She already admitted she's a bottom. They asked her in that video and she said she's a bottom, I'm a power bottom.
Speaker 1What does that mean? What is?
Speaker 2to be a bottom.
Speaker 1Oh, so you just put power in front of it. What I'm like what does that mean?
Speaker 2You know TD Jakes is a power bottom.
Speaker 1I didn't know that.
Speaker 2Now, you know, you know, I know about him being swallowed.
Speaker 1I seen that that shit was funny.
Boner Gazzams and Power Bottoms
Speaker 2He was talking about himself and how powerful he is.
Speaker 3Why are?
Speaker 2you slipping your head? What do you mean? What do you?
Speaker 1mean Power Frank.
Speaker 2Let me look this up for you so you can understand what a power bottom is, because I did a whole little research, because I'm trying to figure out if I was a power bottom.
Speaker 1Are you yeah?
Speaker 2we had this conversation today. We fuck back.
Speaker 1Oh, that's what that? Oh, okay, man, I don't give a fuck about no TD Jakes fucking back what.
Speaker 2Hey yo what.
Speaker 1Y'all wow See yo.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1Come on man. Hey, he was moaning in that deep.
Speaker 2And with the list Jesus oh Jesus, jesus oh Jesus, oh God. That's how he say it. That's how he say it. I'm disturbed.
Speaker 1You gotta get that.
Speaker 2You gotta get that rumble and then that, that power bottom definition. That's what I'm trying to get you Now see, this is a thing. It says a power bottom is a guy. What happened? Nothing Go ahead.
Speaker 2That was hard. A guy who likes to wildly ride. I told you was go pull up TD Jakes. Oh no, I'm no longer a power bottom. I'm not this, I'm not, I'm not that. Okay. Power bottom is a guy who likes to wildly, wildly ride the you know the thing they ride of another dude who Jakes you off until you both have boner gazzams. That's what the urban dictionaries why is this happening?
Speaker 1What the fuck is a boner gas? This is making up shit. What is that?
Speaker 2Wait, if you're riding it and oh okay, wow, I just saw it.
Speaker 3I saw it.
Speaker 2I was like that's not me.
Speaker 1I thought power bottom is when you so the equivalent so the equivalent for y'all would be like rubbing the ball hit a man in a boat while y'all riding.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah, Power bottom.
Speaker 1Never mind.
Speaker 2Yeah, that would be the equivalent. That's good. Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 1I don't, I don't know what the fuck. I never heard of boner gazzams.
Speaker 2Boner gazzams. You hashtag it. I'll wear it. You can't? Yeah, I'll put on t-shirt for you. I'm wearing it.
Speaker 3We'll cover shirts you up.
Speaker 2Anything you know, make it blue. That's my color. Blue, okay. Yellow letters because I know you love yellow. Can you imagine me walking out of here? People do like boner gazzams and then they just start googling it and it's just going to go viral and then we're going to make it a thing. I'm saying so when y'all share this show, make sure y'all hashtag boner gazzams and make it a thing.
Speaker 1Don't make sure you crap my face out. Don't do that.
Speaker 2I was watching your face the whole time no, Whole time and I'm like who is about to?
Speaker 1Because you kept shaking in here, I knew it. It just kept escalating, hey we y'all share this with boner gazzams.
Speaker 2We not going to gather some buddies? I don't even know what that is. Give me a high five.
Speaker 1Like going around boner gazzams.
Speaker 2Oh, boner gazzams. And then Mr Tainment it back. This shit can be lit With on the back. Yeah, I'm going to do it, mr Tainment it back and boner gazzams on the front.
Speaker 1Oh, that see, that work.
Speaker 2We're going to put no shade on the palm trees in the middle of all this. I want.
Speaker 1I want specialty stud on a shirt.
Speaker 3Look at.
Speaker 2RJ. Look at RJ's coming. You got to get a specialty stud in it.
Speaker 1This just in.
Speaker 2Junkers, studs, midgets, power bottom boner gazzam specialty studs. If you're not caught up with me, you're fine, you're going to have the boner gazzams today. Hey, there you go.
Speaker 3What is that even mean? Why is? Boner gazzams is so much longer than the word orgasm. Boner gazzams.
Speaker 2Because, maybe you have to have a boner to have that word. I don't know. Maybe I should see y'all.
Speaker 1Let me get boners.
Speaker 2I'm just saying, you can say that again, because I definitely get a boner for babe every morning.
Speaker 1I do so.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 2Morning boning from a baby that I wake up with. Stop looking like that. You can change the subject. I.
Speaker 1Literally have nothing else to say. It's just like I Feel. I feel like me and grit straight at places and I'm just sitting here like Y'all really have that. Come on, how does that work? Like what happens? You get a tingling down below Extendo.
Speaker 2You know big click energy over here.
Speaker 1Oh, big click, big click, bcg, big click game Give us. Yeah, big click energy is.
Speaker 2Hello, we had some broided BC.
Speaker 1So, so y'all. So it's like the little don't, it's like that. It's like what like it's like the little thing.
Speaker 2What are you doing? What does that mean? Why are you keep doing that? Oh?
Speaker 1It's the beam. You gotta flick the beam.
Speaker 2Because that is dangerous, that.
Speaker 1I mean, it all depends.
Speaker 2Somebody right now on the show. What is that? Liga speaking Morse code on the vagina? My click hard as fuck, daddy, what you gonna do about it, rj? Hey, put your phone under the couch. Whatever you're sitting on right now, who was saying that to their man? My thick, hardest flex, daddy, okay hung up Must lost signal.
Speaker 1I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You get double, just like you go get it down and then it comes back up.
Speaker 2Like the little doorstopper behind the door.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then you hit it, hit it and these like the pussy popper fingers right here, these two that's the spider-man.
Speaker 2I don't like being spider-man.
Speaker 1No, but you gotta put it, you just gotta do it.
Speaker 2And you make these noises as you're doing this yeah.
Speaker 1You know how niggas be spring. They be running real fast like that's how you.
Speaker 2Make it on the weird as noises, I would be cracking up. We wouldn't even be. I'm not like. The boners gone. No, no.
Speaker 1The fact is Morse code and Morse code what she was doing. Morse code refers to sound. That's why it makes it hilarious. I made no.
Speaker 2Terrible, thank you. You can't play whack-a-mole, don't be whacking it or flicking it or rubbing it rub it down. What you do that for a second. Don't just stay there Between the little man that you finally caught on the boat and do something really cool with that little man, in between the little things you caught in the boat. But, gentle and sweet, put your phone down.
Speaker 1Grits just saying. Grits said last week, or not last week, a couple weeks ago that there is no such thing as the ball-headed man in the boat and Tammy has just made reference to oh, I'm trying to understand the boat, like I don't see a boat.
Speaker 2I don't, it's a boat, this part, yeah okay, okay, we admit that all women don't have a boat, because some women got the dolphin nose pussy and so you can't see the man in the boat. What Well you take, I know you've seen what a dolphin mouth look like, right?
Speaker 1from the side.
Speaker 2Like yes.
Speaker 1You did it again. Wait a minute because that look up a dolphin's mouth from the side, and I know exactly this like.
Speaker 2From the side. I did see a verjaje there like really suck me, like weird. So again, all women don't have a little ball-headed man in a boat, but they do have a little ball-headed man. It might not be a boat, maybe it's the Titanic or canoe, or what kind of vagina you got to have that it can be compared to the Titanic. Okay, I was some. See, I wasn't being mean, but there's different cookies big, wide, small, slim.
Speaker 1I still don't know.
Speaker 2Another way to describe it. It's the same vagina. You gotta open it like a book, you know, like fold the lips back and then find it. I Don't want to go like this. I'm gonna go like this, not like this Fingers. You can do this. If your fingers strong enough, you could do this. Or you can do like from the top from the top and like this, hold it, like this she is. So I'm definitely gonna take what she has to say when it comes to spreading, but that's a lot of work than just inserting something in my mouth. And why I gotta dig for this motherfucker. Open up the hood, spread them apart. Look for the little ball-headed man.
Speaker 1Oh shit, her mother you're on.
Explicit Conversation About Sexuality and Music
Speaker 2This time I gotta lean to this side to get to the little ball-headed man and go fishing over here because I can't find the shit. So you couldn't be a nigga lady, cuz you lazy. All that pumping men do I'm done bitch like if you can't come, and the amount of shows that I got in me that we not sexually compatible, cuz I'm not gonna go no extra effort and be sweating and dripping, can't breathe and I'm three strokes in already and that's all I got. Oh you man, shout out to you man, because I got a lot of core strength.
Speaker 2I don't got it, then you gotta hold yourself up like this and then you doing this shit, working, work, be if you better throw it back. That's why I'm glad I gave me over JJ, because I would be a mean-ass dude. Hey, do it again. Yeah, do it again.
Speaker 3That's a lot of work.
Speaker 2That was To quench yourself up before I even put the dick in. How about that? Wow, you know how the headdresses are now like come pre-washed and pre-parted, and I'm pretty ready, that's a movie. It's gotta come to you already pre-cum, like I'm here to give my own little coming in there to give her the finisher.
Speaker 2My job Now. That's only two strokes and two swirls on your ass. You better be ready, bitch. I ain't got nothing else. I got things to do. You want this last orgasm or not? What? This is why I'm not sucking your dick. This is fucking wild. Listen to me, I'll do better. Wait what you mean? No, don't do better, because now you didn't tell the truth. Oh man, no, nope. Okay, friend, but that's different with you. Friend, come on, I don't do that. Oh, now you gonna talk to me like a nigga, right? You know you're not like every other bitch, right? Yeah, you know you are getting a nice burger slim.
Speaker 2D A, no presents. Baby is different from these other hoes. When they suck at my dick, I'm thinking about you the whole time, the whole time. Huh, that's what I got as a future. Oh, stop playing with me.
Speaker 1Pre-pump is wow, it's like when you go to the. Only got about six, seven love for you, so.
Speaker 2You ready before I got here? What?
Speaker 3Yeah, she liked that.
Speaker 1This is too funny. Do they even work? Do they really work on women? What I'm pretty sure that has worked on the lies like she was just sucking my dick. I was thinking about you the whole time. Like that works. I really want to talk to one.
Speaker 2I've never heard that one. I wonder how does that work?
Speaker 1Yeah, I want to talk to a woman, that's Right.
Speaker 2For not being there. I should have been there while I was on your mind and dick was out old time. What Bernie Mac told us sex ain't number 50.
Speaker 1We've already know y'all, y'all go Marathon sex. So we know the 50 pump thing a couple years ago.
Speaker 2I'm in my 40s now. So you, oh, like age, didn't kick, didn't quick, and I can't even lift my leg like I used to. So there, I don't have my name where I mean.
Speaker 1Good, start talking about it earlier, and I'm just you take yoga, yet you ain't take yoga or doing yoga.
Speaker 2Do you do a little yoga?
Speaker 1Remember. You say I was saying you wanted to remember you was talking about wanting to take yoga.
Speaker 2I don't know why you take her seriously, really, though.
Speaker 1Yoga.
Speaker 3You got that glow you feel the beat.
Speaker 1You got that glow.
Speaker 2You better edit that shit either. You know I'm gonna stop doing shit.
Speaker 3I just realized I.
Speaker 2What are you doing? Are you till you do right by me, you eat. That's what you was doing.
Speaker 1That was cold post the clip. Who's that as you own? This is gaslight.
Speaker 2I am just swallowed up by the vibe. I am. It's a good night tonight. I miss them. Swallow the.
Speaker 1Send me, send me that I got dope fire. Oh yeah, I'm gonna send that one to you. Scruff, I ain't forgot about you, bro.
Speaker 2I'm gonna send that to you. That little vibe, little in intermins. Wait, in intermission, I'm trying to. I was whispering it to you. You didn't hear me in time. Okay.
Speaker 3It's okay. Is he okay.
Speaker 2No, I figured it out now. Yeah, put some Tay-Tay over that clip. That'll make her mad if you play. No motherfucking Tay-Tay over that shit. We're not gonna waste the last 20 minutes show talking about that damn Tay-Tay. We're not doing that. What is next? Subjects we're not talking about unseason, not no damn Tay-Tay.
Speaker 2So it's just a name, like I'm not doing this, mr Rays, because he gets under my skin when I hear them call her Tay-Tay. Her name is Taylor Swift. She's amazing. You know she saw more albums. And be on, say, shout out to that white girl, don't you be playing? Take Taylor Swift's music.
Speaker 3I mean she's out.
Speaker 2Oh be, I say. I think she's earned the right to be called Tay-Tay. I.
Speaker 1Mean. Yeah, I think that's a nice.
Speaker 2Sunday, is you gonna take up for that little Tay-Tay? You Talk about Tay-Tay on God's good Sunday and y'all just set up here and told gospel music into stud dick music? I really would like that's three shows You're.
Speaker 3You're.
Speaker 2People in the audience. Let's go why.
Speaker 1I'm so mad at Nobody. It's like you ain't said shit, like what the fuck happened. No, you just said stud dick music, like it's an actual genre Did you.
Speaker 2The first person we gonna play is the. The. What's the little girl? The only stud I notice out here rapping. Well, really, you like to say little mama.
Speaker 1Little mama, not a stud.
Speaker 2No, she is not. What do you mean? She's a stem, she's just. She just look like bow out, like that was a real question you I didn't.
Speaker 1I didn't know if you can, if you. I've seen people say, if you look like Manny fresh, you was stud, so I don't know no, manny fresh looks like a stud, not stuzzle like Manny fresh.
Speaker 2That this, there's a difference.
Speaker 1Thank you. How but many freshers here before studs many. Excuse me.
Speaker 2Not many freshers around before studs.
Speaker 1What bull dagger I.
Speaker 2Sadie, come on, come on.
Speaker 1What bull dagger when we went to bull bull daggers like populate the earth, like what's they here what's? Their history Seriously, what's their history Like when they come?
Speaker 2up. I know, I know. Black women the 20s, right? Yeah, that term is old as shit, it ain't oh, it was in the 20s oh.
Speaker 3Okay, I know that.
Speaker 1I know that.
Speaker 2Slant terms very masculine, black women damn Like moon cricket, it's, it's just a very mad, pretty much a stud is that the old word for black studs?
Speaker 1black box eaters, so we.
Speaker 2Know black what box eaters.
Speaker 3That's what you said.
Speaker 1BBE, bbe, these colds, family.
Speaker 3Hmm.
Speaker 2Okay, update studs Specialties. That midgets Jesus thick. It's enabled women power bottoms.
Speaker 1I guess I can't dolphin See, and that's how I know they didn't hear what you said, cuz you just you gotta add that on there, that. Nah.
Speaker 3Me songs to do, some songs to do.
Speaker 2Can you imagine? Yeah, the real be cars, real big, and you swallowing it, it comes in. Yeah, it's real, big daddy.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 1What oh? I just saw a beautiful oh she's really pretty.
Speaker 2She is pretty, actually, she's pretty no jokes for that. I've seen her that face there's no joke. Well, there's a lot of jokes to be told, but we're not gonna do that.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2She's really pretty.
Speaker 1So so they identify as she correct? Oh well, I know it's up to their discretion, but whatever they're okay okay.
Speaker 2But I think it's easier if they go through with the surgery. I think it's easier to cut one off than it is to sew the other one.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, make sense. You bring your back your black blocks over. That's a tongue twister. You bring your black box over. Today, this is a study music. What do you mean? Study music?
Speaker 2Oh, that's the real genre of music.
Speaker 1In the really shit.
Speaker 2Gruff just sent me a playlist that is titled songs to suck dick to.
Speaker 1Hey, it's crap.
Speaker 2It's not about my knobs in there I feel like that's Wanted to get to know you. The rope, a bee.
Speaker 1I missed that song, like I missed what I mean by that is, like I miss like how it, how the world was when it first came out and how everybody felt Like how everybody felt when the song came out.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was like an energy around it, like if you know how much I love that song, I get it. I get it. She was sick of me. She was so sick of that song because me it was it was legit a energy.
Speaker 3Oh dear that this was fire. He said I did not reach out to.
Speaker 2Or this was already a list. I think this was already a list. On Spotify there's a lot of weekend on this list Conduct weekend. Okay there's no. Oh, stop it, I'm an ops.
Speaker 1No, no, baby.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I'm, a grande is on here. Oh no, I'm, you're just ratchet.
Speaker 1That's hilarious women. Women have bionic throats. During the throat baby air. See RJ no.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, it was different.
Speaker 1It was an energy out there, man.
Speaker 2To like what is the best song? To suck dick? To like this. So many, so many on Question that is. What's a good dick fucking song? You just suck dick like.
Speaker 3I don't think that was a Not you just things that are said.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2I don't need a team music. That's the music for the day.
Speaker 1Yeah, like nobody play music, no more either when they doing it what?
Speaker 2when they having sex? Oh, that's all, because we definitely play music, oh yeah.
Speaker 1That shit and change. I think at the last time I had a playlist I Was young, like in my 20.
Speaker 2One second. You haven't played music while you was having sex in show 20.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was like a silence.
Speaker 2No, there's no have to be music play it was. Ain't nothing in the background, I mean On my face. Now Tell me the man the fuck up and let's keep going or something. Nothing music, you got to keep me. I'm Not playing Rihanna. Time me up, chain me up shit. Like what are we doing?
Speaker 1I wasn't I.
Speaker 2I'm gonna make you it was a movie in the background.
Speaker 1It's movie is. The TV was on, I'm not playing.
Speaker 2I just want to meet the fuckers in the background like what, what?
Speaker 3is why.
Speaker 2Sexy, I'm too busy giggling. Oh, is that what it is? You make me giggle. Some of pussy could take is when you go you take a little bit and so like Movie, do you play in the background? Do you play a comedy?
Speaker 1I mean I do. Yeah, it really is a comedy.
Porn and Intimacy
Speaker 2Yeah, nothing keeps wet, rj, you can wait as long as you want. I got sent to what do you call that after school detention for singing this song in the hallways when I was in high school.
Speaker 3Yo.
Speaker 1RJ is going off. I was never playing set. Queen Latifa slumped over it.
Speaker 2I'm just saying, like On your 20th you were what year was that? So we can just get an idea of what music was actually out and popping at that time. What could you possibly playing in your 20s getting?
Speaker 1it into. There'll be 2000, 2004. I graduated 2006 about 2000.
Speaker 2Okay, so let's see what you could have been 2000. Yeah, let's say here oh yeah, he was getting it in, you could have been playing but I was.
Speaker 1I was really heavy on a Raheem Devon like I was on that shit. I was getting the incense, the instant shorties.
Speaker 2It was with that shit not you, not you on your soul.
Speaker 1They'd like that Raheem Devon album that you know.
Speaker 2That album was fire People like I'm saying about you, but it really about you yeah this know what's about you, so just take this on, cuz it's about you.
Speaker 1Yes, that whole album fire the love experience where is he?
Speaker 2I don't think you could get your dick suck to lollipop. That's another one.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you gotta have like a blunt going.
Speaker 2Yeah, we smoke who was getting a dick suck? A little Wayne.
Speaker 1Yes, a vibe.
Speaker 2You be sober and get your dick suck to Lil Wayne is what you're telling me.
Speaker 1I mean, if Lil Wayne is playing, it was if she turned on Lil Wayne. I'm not turning on the way if she turned on Lil Wayne. So my god.
Speaker 2Kimonte says no music is too merch. There's too much slurp, slaps, in and out and queues for me don't need any music. The slurping, the slaps, the in and out in the crease Is the all the background music that she made.
Speaker 3Well.
Speaker 2I Need all that. That's what I need. I need that so you don't hear that shit. You don't like the warping and the slap than the Lurping. I don't mind the slapping, I do, I like the slapping, the choking I don't. Or me like gagging from being choked, I don't mind. I guess I like the sound of the pounding. So I guess, but no, but no, no, because I Still need other noise like those noises won't stimulate me. He either gonna have to talk some shit to me and we don't have to talk shit back and forth, or it's gonna have to be some music or a porno. Playing just here in sex noises is not gonna get it for me. Now here are other people sex noises from get it for me.
Speaker 1Okay, so. So when you had sent that About the dude, about the dude watching porn and his girl was like upset about that, that wouldn't.
Speaker 2Know not at, not at all, because I actually I Okay, so this girl sent a message into this podcast and they they take people's questions for advice. And she sent in a message and she basically said her boyfriend has requested for them to play porn in the background why they have sex. Apparently she agreed to do what they've done it, but she says it makes her uncomfortable. Um, so she's asking like, what should I do now? Instantly the people on the podcast went straight to oh, he has a porn addiction, which I thought was bananas. I thought was bananas. I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Speaker 2Because me personally, I don't mind porn being playing in background. I don't even mind watching porn while we're fucking. Um, so no, these things don't bother me. But I'm different. I like to watch his homemade porn. So I'm different. So you can't ask me. Pull your mic back up. I was waiting. I was waiting my turn. I had questions now. So the girl Called into the podcast and was like a yo, I need help. My nigger Plays porn while we have sex. No, she sent a message. She said he has asked, he asked for consent to do it and she gave consent for porn to be playing While they do to do, and she says that every time.
Speaker 2Yeah, he wants the porn to be playing. That was every single time. You need porn every time, so I use it. I use it randomly, I get something spontaneous for us or Occasionally. You get off every time there's something else going on or you just don't like so everybody in the audience. Was saying. It is that the problem is her. She's boring, which is why he needs something else to look at. No, don't put that off on her. What? If he just yes, all right, jay, the answer to your question is yes. What yes?
Speaker 1uh, the question she's answering.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 1Boy, y'all gotta be here for this. I'm not reading that.
Speaker 2Y'all gotta be here for this the question that RJ asked me is you want to watch his? You want to watch his sex highlights during the session? Yes, I like to watch him fuck other people. Like I said, you can't ask me. I'm different, I'm not that woke, I'm not that understanding, I'm not that uh.
Speaker 3I know he has sex before me.
Speaker 2So I mean it ain't like that's nice. No, no, you know that's not true. If it was before me, if we can play and set it like uh, look at that bitch, she thought she was gonna have a bang out, that's cute. Uh, but that's not. No, we're not playing that while you're bringing my back out, because in my mind you think about that a bitch.
Speaker 1Hmm, Are you watching it by yourself?
Speaker 2I'm like like I'll watch it on my phone. Like when he's giving me head, I'll watch it on my phone. Or if he's saying it from the back, like sometimes I watch y'all in my motherfucking business. Y'all are needed in my motherfucking business right now. Uh, we don't get that.
Speaker 3Pull up to the scene with my cylinder missing.
Speaker 1Pull up to the scene with my cylinder missing. Pull up to the scene with my cylinder missing. Pull up to the scene with my cylinder missing. Middle finger up to my. Come on, did you? I'm different, yeah.
Speaker 3Hey.
Speaker 2Hey. We love you, grits the judgment both of y'all's faces? No, that was not judgment, that was me taking mental notes like maybe I need to wise up and be a little bit real woke. I'm still not watching his shit, but I definitely love watching porn. During the act, I never held the phone, wow, because I had his head his head in my hand.
Speaker 1Came through with my dick in my hand.
Speaker 2I. I Did because I'm comfortable with y'all and I just started talking and then I looked at faces and I was like, oh no, bitch, I was.
Speaker 1Like.
Speaker 2When Tammy mode a whole mic and she was what's, what's new I have to take in her information? Uh, no, I never said that.
Speaker 1This girl said my sex highlight reel would be like a blooper from my friends.
Speaker 2I will watch the blooper rip. How does your sex highlight bloopers? I feel like that's how mine would be and this is probably why I'm a little into insecure like no, I should never have an only chance, because the way we crack up laughing or the shit that happens to us, I'm like anybody's gonna pay for this shit. I'm too busy cracking up laughing. You'd be you never know people might pay for it. You would be. Yeah, you'll be surprised.
Speaker 2It, you might create a whole new channel so much at ourselves, or he's very making me laugh sometimes during sex, so I don't know.
Speaker 1Grits there's a slice of kinky. Oh, there's a slice of kink, of the kinky party, just for you just for you, good she ain't no.
Speaker 2I told y'all she was a little baby.
Speaker 1I just he gonna make a highlight.
Speaker 2I am, oh, y'all be doing a freakie, so I'm.
Speaker 1That's the irony, you, you claim to be so vanilla.
Speaker 2I'm like welcome to the club, real welcome, we got cookies. I Think you. Come on, baby, let's watch real of my, my, my video. No, okay, so I can get that, because that's never how it's happened. That's never how it's happened. He's never asked me, but I have asked him and I think it shocked him the first time that I asked him.
Speaker 3I think it did kind of, I think you kind of throw him off a little bit. What's happening right now?
Speaker 2No, he's never. It's never been the other way around. But I definitely do watch it while we doing it. But she, that's the thing. I don't know why that whole little thing bothered me, because I feel like he needs it every time. Ain't that a little off? I wouldn't say he has addiction to porn, but I feel like there's something wrong with him and her connection, so that she might be boring every time.
Speaker 2Well, she might be boring, he might love her, but she just the sex game ain't great. You know what? I think that sometimes we, a lot of us, been watching porn for so long that we think we're supposed to have these energetic bouncing off the dig spinning bitches, when reality, this is what everybody looks like, laying down having sex. We look just like that. Just we lay there, we take it. We don't always spin or thought back or spit hanging from our throat and shit like we just we just regular ass sex. Okay, mr Ways, we, everybody don't have spit hanging from our throat hanging off while that's sexy.
Reality Show Ideas and Conversations
Speaker 2That's a wild statement. My question is you watch the past tapes, but have you seen him work another person in person? I'm working on it. It hasn't happened yet, but I'm working on it. What you won't, what you won't, keith Lee.
Speaker 1When it's gonna happen this is gonna be a 10 out of 10 recommend. Is there a Volunteer already do?
Speaker 3you what?
Speaker 1what? What city are we going to next?
Speaker 2Oh fact, put your hands down. These are all big pilot questions. Good job, mr Ways.
Speaker 3Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2I'm, I'm working, I'm working on it. That is a work in progress.
Speaker 3Okay, okay.
Speaker 2We're gonna be like right so when it's only fans link for this particular show, because I feel like this is show job.
Speaker 1She's gonna be lit. You know what you should do. Oh my fucking god, you know what you should. Y'all should do, both of y'all. Get the only fans popping. Not don't do nothing on it, just get it popping. Vlog, the whole fucking process.
Speaker 2Of you trying to find the bitch or bitches.
Speaker 1Bingo, bingo. Make niggas sign Fucking win yeah.
Speaker 2The whole process I done bitches can test it all that boner dazzle. The whole.
Speaker 1You can call it that. You can call it that boner dazzle.
Speaker 2Boner guys, I like it and you made it a song Like rumor has it. Yeah, rumor has it. Turn it into boner guys them.
Speaker 3Hey.
Speaker 2Who did? The only fans. Who was this? I did all this last year made some good money. Who is serious punch? I don't know oh that's another aspect too, grip. So now leave one for this whole application and you're doing this whole interview thing and then, like every two episodes, we get to vote on who's doing a good job. You get the final say. I'm supposed to turn it into like a reality dating show for y'all.
Speaker 1That's your heart.
Speaker 2You and red on. Oh, I can, I can see it. I can see you guys on a show. Sorry, I'm trying not to read the fucking words as I talk and this fool talking about some. That's how you plug boner guys, them and he did right, boner guys.
Speaker 1That's your heart and that's that's, that's the little, the headline under there. That's your heart, boner. Y'all in a reality show, though good, so I feel like that's a good one and I think y'all should only do it on y'alls Like you should vlog it only because then you'll have control over it, versus having somebody.
Speaker 2Telling you what to do.
Speaker 1No, all that good stuff, but I think that'd be fire.
Speaker 2I'm gonna play along.
Speaker 3All right, um yeah we're gonna get up out of here man, pretty good, pretty good show.
Speaker 2That's okay, I'm, I'm, I'm taking minutes of this meeting and I'll get it together.
Speaker 1We'll get the show Kissed my grits presents the break from trail tour.
Speaker 2Niggas, I'm gonna screen this one. Maybe is that work. You don't need to send him nothing yes, I do, because he's not here. He needs to see like this is our show High five another one, another great show.
Speaker 1Thank you.
Speaker 2That's great shit friend.
Speaker 1Here's the thing. I just want y'all to know this. All the all the people in the gooch, we don't. It's none of the shit, it's scripted. I don't know. This shit is epic, okay, I just want y'all to know this shit is epic and I love it. We love y'all for being here and and just joining joining in because this shit is amazing. Y'all a while, but rich.
Speaker 2Kimati, i'ma look it up, thank you.
Speaker 1I, we're gonna get up out of here, grits is gonna do uh 10, 10 recommend that should be another show.
Speaker 3That'd be hard I.
Speaker 2Was she On wicks and stuff today? So you get you got a lot different little hacks and 10, 10 recommends you could do That'd be hard. Yeah, I could see you doing that too. Oh man, we could hard of work. You got two shows out of this shit today 10, 10 recommend. I feel like I I have enough shows right now. Between this and this is Sitting your eyes down and watching the show and getting into it. On today's matter yeah, I love it. Bonergasm. Did producer do that? Yes, bonergasm.
Speaker 2Damn it Bonergasm. What the hell is a bonergasm? I don't think it's dying over here. Bonergasm, yes, what the hell is a bonergasm.
Speaker 3I like it. Nobody knows what it is.
Speaker 2It just gets the people going no, no, yes yes.
Speaker 3Ask them true crime questions.
Speaker 1Oh shit, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2Oh, we got.
Speaker 1That's hilarious. So who's your favorite? What's your favorite murder? How does it even go?
Speaker 2together. I'm supposed to use this to find a bitch for us to fuck on, and I got to ask true crime questions.
Speaker 3Yes, and I got to give 10 for 10 tips.
Speaker 2I just yes, is that all one show? I think that's different shows. She merged them. I think those are different show scripts. Oh, these are all different shows, so I'm I'm supposed to just do a show a day. Every day is a different show.
Speaker 1Oh shit, that's too fucking funny, oh this is a great show Hands down. It was great rumor has it.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, I ain't fucking hide and staring into the man like this, so that helps. I watched that whole last podcast y'all. I looked like I was looking, I thought you were sick. I was like I thought you were fucking sick.
Speaker 2I was like I didn't say anything to hear me. No, nigga, I wasn't speaking because I was high Just sitting here like she really was the whole damn show. I thought she didn't feel good. I didn't know you was high. I appreciate you looking after me, friend. No, that's why I was letting alone. That's why I didn't say nothing. I figured you just was still sick. Stop, mr Roy's. I and then y'all saw me making a lot of fucking hand gestures and shit, man, where'd I come from? When I'm high, I'm mute. You be in a problem, chris knows. When I get high I don't like to talk, I don't.
Speaker 1Ashing.
Speaker 2I'm sitting here, hi. Tell y'all, come on, I'm making hand gestures and shit and thumbs up y'all and no more edibles for you. No more edibles. No, I'm good, I've never done, I'm done.
Speaker 1They're really concerned about this.
Speaker 2When I took that edible, that was no that was a bit much.
Speaker 1It's a boner that gives you orgasm on the band.
Speaker 2Sounds like a good clear um, that's a good definition. Yeah, I like that definition way better than a definition for power bottom, yeah, power bottom.
Speaker 1Still don't know it.
Speaker 3Stop, all right, we're gonna get up out of here. Thank y'all for tuning in on this Sunday.
Speaker 1We're sorry that we didn't get to y'all Saturday, but uh, we're back on a regular schedule program. Um, tap in next Saturday, man, tap into the gooch. Oh uh, who is uh who? Y'all wanted to be the gooch of the week. Are we doing that this week? I'm gonna wait.
Speaker 2We can. I'm a text y'all who I think it should be. Y'all tell me if y'all agree.
Speaker 1Okay, hold on, we y'all wait right here.
Discussion on Lesbian Handshake and Music
Speaker 2Yeah, we have to. We have to congregate in the back.
Speaker 1Yeah, don't, don't disseminate Is that the word?
Speaker 2Disappear, no okay.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, I'm in agreeance. Can I make the announcement?
Speaker 2You agree, tammy, do you agree? Come on, yeah, well, not, you don't care. Hello man, that's not how this works. I agree. Like we can't read lips. You know, we can see you, mr Roy.
Speaker 1Oh, he's like, who is it? Hey, so we're gonna give it a rj man Gucha of the week. Thank you for tuning in and participating. Congratulations, uh, are we gonna? How do we what y'all can?
Speaker 2get in contact with.
Speaker 1We got him.
Speaker 2Congratulations to you, rj.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's still here. Okay, yeah, he's still here. Hey, yeah, congratulations, man. Appreciate y'all for tuning in this week. Tune in next Saturday, 7 pm, same bat time, same bat place. Thud dick music is on the way and you know the fucking vibes man ladies.
Speaker 2I got it. Come on, pick my backpack with me. I'm gonna take my strap back.
Speaker 1What? What's on the?
Speaker 2side and me what I was up and everybody understand what the stud music is, because that's gonna be a whole show on stereo now and I'm gonna have everybody sing stud backpack songs.
Speaker 1I think vitoria mona is on that. Stud shit too, the singer.
Speaker 2She's on her lesbian life. I don't know what the stud shit.
Speaker 1I think she's living her best, oh yeah, she's a little star, Victoria mona the singer. Yes, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on because wait, I think it was a girls need love to remix girl needs loves too.
Speaker 2Um, isn't she married though through like I'm watching me, funny, I'm watching you married, yeah, no, she just likes the women. And then she even says that she loves lipsticks, lesbians that's the kind of lesbian she likes.
Speaker 3Let me see where this is at, so y'all can hear this Uh find a verse shout out to you, rj, we design babies, but girls can never say I've been when we start, you can't do the things you do where you are.
Speaker 2You know that I want to bring new content, if that's her.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, I'm with them. Maybe making love is what brings us back I want you to come on, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I want you to come on.
Speaker 1I heard she got like 50 remixes of the song Hold on. This is it. That's the one.
Speaker 2I'm gonna need more than a handshake baby. Gonna get the strap. Look me in my eyes so you can see how I be. Girls gonna always need love. So we had to run it back. Wait pause. She said I'm gonna need more than a handshake baby. Go get the strap.
Speaker 1So that's the dig music.
Speaker 2I don't even think she was talking to another. Make a woman.
Speaker 1What man is getting the strap.
Speaker 2All right, we not Men have extendos too. I just want you to know. Look how you're looking at me, grits. Am I saying something wrong? Good, no, I actually agree with him this time because she said more than a handshake, which I understand what she's saying. I do feel like she was singing to a woman. I I do? I feel like she was singing to a woman on this one.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yes, so let's be an handshake, the universal lesbian handshake. Why is this news to you? How you think muslims introduce themselves? Well, you just said you're not a lesbian, so you wouldn't know. But if you was, you would know.
Speaker 1This is static music.
Speaker 2No, you are no longer. Can we find another goocher? Because In the chat, fuck you, are they like no, for real, we can say this time to go, because how the hell I didn't come back in here. Someone's on this how they speak to each other. Okay, you're right. No, you know why you lean back like that. I was trying, I'm trying, I am trying to help you be multi-lingual, bilingual and teach you a new language.
Speaker 1Stutter man.
Speaker 2You don't want no more. Okay, I did it. I thought, listen, handshake, I'm gonna see you now You're not gonna shake your feet. Yo look, I can't even do the shit. She's on it. You gotta hold me down by the time I don't see it. Oh, your nails just go straight up. Yeah, I know, I can't wait. My face is only with pearl white. You're pretty natural. What kind of spider-man is that? Spider-man that's nuts. You ain't shoot no whips. I don't know what you're doing down there.
Speaker 2I think I need some powers. These powers are for me. What is this? I can't believe you come by this.
Speaker 1Chris Rock hands.
Speaker 2I don't know. That's my strong hand is what it looks like. Yeah, what is that? I'm saying? I love my language. I'm saying I love my language?
Speaker 3Is it the other thing I'm saying? What's that?
Fear and Fascination With Vagina
Speaker 2Put the back foot down. It's my good hand. That's not good about that hand. Put it down. Is that the motion? No, no, I'm not a lesbian. I don't know. Scary movie. I can't do it. I'm getting this hand on me. Hold on, you can't control these two. Why, my neck go up when I do. I can't do it. Hold on, it's Zeno dog. It's Zeno dog. It's Zeno dog. I can't do it. Yeah, bitch, I don't want to go on the way down. I don't know. You're not meant to be a lesbian. Why would you go see them? Do it again, gritz Cause, y'all shoulda didn't go up when you did it. I don't know why you like me, I'm talking to you. Do it again, brush Brushes. I'm not going to see you.
Speaker 2I'm not going to see you. I'm going to see Zeno All the way out. Why you gotta be so far from her?
Speaker 1What is happening? Why are you so far Like?
Speaker 2she hit him with the leg, is that you got a lot, the fact that you're far enough to lock your elbow. When I have you closer to me, my shoulders go up for some reason. See, you know what I'm just going to see when I do this motion. I'm fine, I'm just going to stick to the dicks and the legs that I'm used to Do not go act like I just put like a little toddler.
Speaker 2I see Miss Plays Spider-Man with a lesbian bitch. That is not how I just looked. I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to learn. No, don't learn this, don't learn this. Don't learn this, don't learn this.
Speaker 3Don't learn this.
Speaker 2Don't learn this. Don't learn this. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm scared of vagina, so she is, she's, scared of vagina. I'm just Just vagina. You know what? This ain't it. I can't, I can't chase the munch. She's definitely not a cocky muncher. You are not a munch, it's okay.
Speaker 1I'm just a big tam-tam, just don't stick to my.
Speaker 3My beautiful Chocolate husband.
Speaker 2I just can't do this, cause this ain't it.
Speaker 1Not true with a munchin' boo.
Speaker 2That's what Tammy called a vagina.
Speaker 1Munchin' boo In both settings.
Speaker 2We're saying in regular it looks like munchin' boo. Even that too. That's funny, I didn't write that line, by the way.
Speaker 1Oh, I say, that's funny.
Speaker 2I didn't write that. That came from Frank Ocean. So that makes more sense than Frank Ocean saying that. Cause it looks like munchin' boo, cause it's sad Okay, I get it, but that matter is pretty Interesting looking Scary shit down here.
Speaker 1It's magical.
Speaker 2It's really not scary looking. Oh, I thought you meant it really not magical, oh no. Oh it's definitely magical. It's a damn portal for new life to come out of. It's magical, I don't need to have my mouth working.
Speaker 3It's almost coming out of re-animation.
Speaker 1We're gonna get up out of here y'all.
Speaker 3Thank you guys. Have a good day. Yeah, be great, oh shit.
Speaker 2Pick matter. It's so great.
Speaker 1Look at the private message. Tenry Look at the private message. Private chat.
Speaker 3Producer got some for you For you. For you, I'm gonna get the face.
Speaker 2I'm gonna get the face now.
Speaker 3I'm gonna get the face. I shot Whoa, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1That's too funny.
