No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 246 "Cacophony of Creation and the Ballads of Bonding"
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They say music is the language of emotion, and this episode is a symphony of controversy and catharsis. Starting with the fiery discord between artists Bunny J and another R&B heavyweight, we navigate the treacherous waters of the music industry, shedding light on the creative infernos that forge some of the most heart-wrenching hits. The raw essence of personal turmoil is undeniably linked to artistic expression, and we grapple with the complexities of appreciating art amidst the tumultuous lives of its creators, from Mary J. Blige to Jasmine Sullivan. As we peel back the layers of celebrity beef, notably between Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion, we scrutinize the balance of power, artistry, and the legal entanglements that ensnare public figures like Trayson.
Step into the more playful, yet no less complex, side of our conversation. From the silent tempest of quiet sex to the genius veiled within criminal minds, we traverse the full gamut of human experience. Discussions swing from the nostalgia of '90s culture and misconceptions around female anatomy to Vince McMahon's darker personal escapades. With each topic, we dissect the intricacies of human behavior and societal norms, all while keeping the mood as vibrant as a TikTok dance craze. And let's not forget our foray into the dimly lit world of strip clubs – trust me, it's about more than just the glitter and neon lights.
Finally, we journey to the heart of the matter – relationships, in all their messy glory. We share anecdotes that reveal the unspoken dialect of love, the debate between loyalty and commitment, and the candid confessions that make us human. We'll even toss in some musings on regional accents and the unrelenting march of life, proving that humor can be found in the most unexpected corners. So settle in, and get ready for an episode that's as emotionally charged as a Vegas trip and as rich with content as a storied love affair.
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Music and Controversy
Speaker 1Okay , no worries .
Speaker 2We're like I can chat with everybody .
Speaker 1I just want to show y'all something before we get started . Let's for the show . Just little R&B , r&b . I like Bunny J . Now they it's just crazy that they beef . It's crazy .
Speaker 2Yes , they are , and no , it's not crazy .
Speaker 1This song is fire . It's low-key fire .
Speaker 2Do I know this ? I'm sorry you could not make me stand next to nobody . If I was that straight , everybody would have to walk . Like I could take him , I would try to take him . We'll be fighting . That would not be a healthy relationship .
Speaker 1You gotta be like five one .
Speaker 2I'm shopping a baby .
Speaker 1I don't know .
Speaker 2Oh , you know why he say Like Boy . Why are you looking like that ?
Speaker 1Keep your legs okay , in a , in a beef . Who you got ? Who in the beef ? Who do you have ? Who y'all rooting for ? We're going for trigger .
Speaker 2In a leprechaun and a rapist ? Fuck this , I'm not . Ain't got no horse in this battle .
Speaker 1No , which we're just talking music here with . I didn't know .
Speaker 2Well , I need a fan too , because , wait a minute , I'm just down here .
Speaker 1Whoa , that escalated very quickly .
Speaker 2Trayson is very creepy , though I haven't heard one cool story about him . When they come to other women , there's always some creepy as story related to him . It's wild , trayson's creepy shit .
Speaker 1Okay , I'm gonna be the one to ask this question At what point do we Start to do some digging , like to see if it's actually true ? How do you do we need a conviction ? Do we need , like , what makes this true just because a woman said it ? Or is it because so many women said it ? Or Because we can't vet these women ? And I'm not saying , don't believe black women , I know that's a whole campaign . I'm just asking at what point ?
Speaker 2that's a campaign for that .
Speaker 1Yeah , believe black women , because Meg got shot in the foot like that .
Speaker 2No , she didn't make some fucking liar . No , she didn't . I mean technically , I guess she did . She shot herself . So that's still being shot in the foot , but she just be rabid in herself . Oh .
Speaker 1Well , let me set the vibes right quick In a oh , oh . Rapist make good music , grits . What do you have to say about that ?
Speaker 2Whoo , I have to agree with you at rapist crack heads and just Hill poppers . They all make good music .
Speaker 1They do .
Speaker 2They do . There's a list . There's a long list .
Speaker 1Maybe it's harder than heartbreak . I mean not heartbreak wait what . When they're , when they're sad . I Think it's better when they're . It's a , it's a competition , like being a rapist and Making and being sad and depressed .
Speaker 2Mary does make her best music when she's sad and depressed . Jasmine Sullivan makes her best music when she's angry and sad , sad thank you summer walkers . Music is fired when she's what her heart's broken . I'm completely broken you know you can go all the way back to Rick James and that nigga . He was putting bitches and dog collars in the base . He was kidnapping pigeons in basements . I'm so buffering a which I'm kidding as he wrote for Eddie Murphy .
Speaker 1He had a girl group that was just .
Speaker 2No , no , they were trying to compete with a Apollonia Apollonia six .
Speaker 1Forget they name it was .
Speaker 2It was three , and it was vanity six . Vanity six came out . That's what I was thinking about . You right , they might have been . Well , that was their attempt . After Apollonia would near no this day yes . Oh my gosh , right now , as we're talking , what's her name ?
Speaker 1Apollonia , no the Mary Jane girls Okay was Rick James .
Speaker 2Okay , yes , Girls , so they was , do I me no ready . Sorry , hörnall , would it ? Okay ? Volume ? Okay , I'm in a little she comes up , no surprise , anybody's happy music you like , but who's actually like ? Give me somebody's happy music , give me somebody who does happy music . So For real , I guess , I don't know , he does drug happy music .
Speaker 2I'm trying to get somebody's happy music I like right now . No , okay , I'm happy music because I See I'll see . Now I'm trying to think of happy people songs and I'm thinking nasty song , so I don't know that correlates .
Speaker 1I don't think there's like oh .
Speaker 2I like oh music ?
Speaker 1I don't think there's me too . I don't think there's a happy like modern , like 90s and up . I don't think happy music .
Speaker 2What is that song with confunction on the love train ? He really calling this girl up was like a yo . I know you got it and it's over , but he's not happy to be calling her and trying to get her on this love train . That is . Yeah it's no happy .
Speaker 1There is .
Speaker 2Horny .
Speaker 1Especially a rap . There is none .
Speaker 2Wow . So we mean to tell us right now there's nobody giving us happy music . You know who might be giving us some . She's not like famous famous when she's like . You know this girl on tiktok ? She's got crazy hair . Um , people saw her sound for the longest starts with a I Lord have mercy . She's blonde . She's really weird as shit , but her weirdness is kind of like . She looks she can't be from earth . I .
Speaker 1Think .
Speaker 2Just so you can huh , grow the short haircut . Yeah , you know she gives me happy lives with her name . Oh , come on , y'all hold on . I only hear on tiktok mostly , but I know she's doing her own thing . But yeah , you have the Jericho song . I know you know the song Jericho I Hate . When I can have my brain does this , it's like right there I can see the girl doing little Jericho walls and all that shit with a song . She got a new song out to anywhere . Her songs are happy to me .
Speaker 1Oh I .
Speaker 2If you're strolling , I'm from .
Speaker 1This sounds very sad .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's not , it's not .
Speaker 1You're strong .
Speaker 2Yeah , okay , you're right .
Speaker 1That really makes happy music for real .
Speaker 2Yes , I don't know . Happy music yeah .
Speaker 1I really don't . If it is happy is some old shit . It's like the 70s my Saturday morning .
Speaker 270s cleanup mix .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Little bit of OJ's can function . We got a little bit all that on there . That's my cleaning morning mix .
Speaker 1So I can't even I . Don't know no modern music .
Speaker 2I Ends up being sad , depressing , or somebody's killed or Armory , and I really can't think of nobody who made me happy besides the songs I listen to me horny , so I don't know . I guess we only got horny and fighting , right , yeah , one fight .
Speaker 1Yeah , oh , no , cuz that's sex never mind . Yeah , see it's hard .
Speaker 2You don't have a happy audience anymore .
Speaker 1That's crazy .
Speaker 2Oh wait , well , that's not all . That's kind of romantic , that song that's out right now . Can I call your rose ? I y'all really thought it was an old song . Can I call you sweet like September ? September , that's not making me happy .
Speaker 1Can I call you rose ?
Speaker 2that's a new song sacred souls , yeah sacred souls oh .
Speaker 1Can I call you rose ?
Speaker 2Okay , oh , listen , you guys make it listen , go watch , they tiny .
Speaker 1Oh Okay , you got a happy song cuz .
Speaker 2That's the best I could do right now . What's what's all about ?
Speaker 1And this in and grits gonna be like what ? Okay , here you go . That's a happy song , mm-hmm oh .
Speaker 2That's a happy little nigga . Yeah , yeah , there we go , we got .
Speaker 1Some nigga .
Speaker 2Get back close again . Yo , there's a beautiful girl . I'm sorry , um . Yeah , no , that's a happy , that's a short little happy man for show . She didn't hear me , that's okay . See , this one is gonna be the one , that moment that she's gonna hear when she comes back on the playback and she's like I missed it . There's so many moments that we do that . I like I didn't even see him say that . So are we in the no ?
Speaker 1that's great . No , that's great .
Speaker 2No , that's me Sorry yeah .
Speaker 1So is there ? We don't have a fight . We don't have a dog in the fight with Trace Onsen , jack Weas , we don't care , we're not caring about this . Yeah , pretty , pretty much .
Speaker 2Jack , we swears up and down . The trace on was hating on him and they was in the same venue and I guess a fight broke out and he pulled out for it for a little niggas locks and here we are .
Speaker 1Yeah , he's taking now this is having a .
Speaker 2Nicki Minaj moment . It's just yes , right now , at this moment .
Speaker 1This is what happened . Yeah , yeah , he's going off . Yeah , it's a lot .
Controversial Conversations
Speaker 2Um , I love your letter to Elon , by the way . Good , I love your letter . I love your letter to Elon today , or yesterday , mary , you wrote it for you .
Speaker 1I love your letter to you .
Speaker 2I'll get it , hold on , I gotta go back to Facebook Girl . That thing is a week old , what you mean yesterday , I remember . Like what is she talking about ? Oh , buddy .
Speaker 1JC . Oh my god .
Speaker 2Oh , thanks , exactly . Yeah , I was saying that Like huh , that was a very elegant letter , I mean somebody had to say something to .
Speaker 1To , oh , to Nikki . Oh man , so great , so y'all not fucking with .
Speaker 2Nick and the beef . The whole thing is just go away .
Speaker 1Was that a serious ?
Speaker 2question and like just the whole thing just to go away . Is that a serious question ?
Speaker 1Yeah , so okay . So we're not fucking with Nick , but are we fucking with me ? Because you just said she had a A . What moment A be , rabbi , moment be rabbi moment . So here's not even her , like who we , no , no no , I , I don't .
Speaker 2I do not that whole track tori lane thing . I don't think tori shot her . I don't think he should be in jail right now . I honestly do think she shot herself .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I'm not saying she didn't get shot . I'm not saying it was no fragrance in her foot , but I don't think he did it .
Speaker 1And there was no gun residue on his fingers .
Speaker 2But when it comes to this whole Nikki and make thing , I feel like Nikki's the bitch . Them lost the whole plot . She just , she just she ain't got it . She's not , she's . She's a few marble short and the way does she act in the way that she's acting right now ? I totally understand to see what her husband sees in her . She's childish as fuck . He clearly likes kids and this is why they're together . I understand , but Go take a nap . You was up for 72 hours straight ranting and venting and crying and tapering and just being weird .
Speaker 2And then you thought you was going to drop a hot ass . This album . Bitch , we already knew everything you had to say in this album . You've been ranting it for three fucking days . All you did was put it to a wack ass beat . Where are your people ? Where are your friends ? Go lay down with your son . And you're going off for all these days and make never , not once . Number one . She never even said your name in the song number two . She never responded to anything you had to say for these three goddamn days and you just going off and I know , I know that bitch was over fighting air and pulling out her hair , follicle by follicle . What she's seen that may got all of her mother's fucking rights All of them that bitch was over there .
Speaker 2New management , all rights , let's go meg . That's black . That's history too .
Speaker 1By the way , she's doing black in black in a few months , so meg you go girl it is , and I and I actually listened to all of the meg song and I was like Low-key , entertained .
Speaker 2I was entertained , for sure .
Speaker 1I thought it was very good . Um , it was just , it was good . This all I can say . I don't really like women . I don't like women . This like women , this song is just kind of like , but that was all right , and it's because she put niggas in there too . She was Y'all niggas , ain't wife . And material like Clutch pearls , like what . What's happening ? Why is this happening right now ? I'm not gonna put that up there .
Speaker 2I'm not reading that .
Speaker 1No , uh , sorry listeners , I just want you to know why my face is .
Speaker 2When it started white , it was a certain time and we lost it . So look Y'all , that's why I gotta be here live . I gotta be here live , because then it make more sense . That was everybody had the same reaction . That was great . Hmm , let's try to do you guys even see what's ?
Speaker 1happening there , man Well , let's see uh .
Speaker 2What's next ? Let's go and find a song .
Speaker 1Try to find something to play in between there . It's a little random right there , um .
Speaker 2No , my bad .
Speaker 1I had a question for y'all . Hold up , hold up , hold up , it's coming back to me . Hold on spider senses . Okay , so okay . Would you rather have the greatest sex in the world ? But it's Like cemetery quiet , very quiet . It's the best sex ever you've ever had . You get whatever you want , however you want , or do you want mediocre sex ? But the neighbors know your name .
Speaker 2I'll take the quiet one . Wow , more mind-blowing quiet . I , you can't say nothing , nothing breathe .
Speaker 1No , you can breathe , but you can't say no , sounds nothing , none , none of that , don't . Don't matter how quiet you are , just You're , you're a mind , you just my brain went straight to .
Speaker 2That is some channeled energy and that's gonna be a powerful orgasm . If you can't even , you gotta breathe and hold all this shit in and then honor releases . One way I could do that .
Speaker 1You're probably gonna pass out .
Speaker 2You better make me come , then I gotta pass out , gotta get the energy out of there , right so ?
Speaker 1that is true . Energy is neither created nor destroyed . So they say science .
Speaker 2What is your answer ? Grits science . You want it loud , or you wanted hush , not hush , humping . You want it loud or , I'm sorry , you're allowed to . Oh Jesus christ , how do I turn this off ? I'm not , I'm not . I had to get out of here . I can't with y'all quiet . Can you leave the cake and do some quiet ? I had to get out of here because I can't . Okay .
Speaker 2I can't imagine mind blowing sex without this , without the audio . But what is the audio ? Yo , please sound like macaroni and cheese . No , that's still not enough for me . I'd like . The audio for me isn't the actual sex sounds , it's the other person's reaction . Oh him saying stuff to you . I mean it could be him saying stuff . He's breathing , his moaning , his grunting , his growling .
Speaker 1Right .
Speaker 2Does that growling ? That grunt , baby , I need that . You right damn .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I can't . I this might sound crazy , but I cannot get there without any of that , so it wouldn't be mind blowing to me .
Speaker 1So it ended up being mediocre , oh if it was quiet . Yes , yeah .
Speaker 2For me , if it was quiet , it would be , it would be Maybe yogurt , and so the mediocre probably be .
Speaker 1That'll be your fire . Shit that , that that's your answer .
Speaker 2Probably it'll be more exciting to me .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's why .
Speaker 2That's why that'll actually be not her mediocre . That'd be her mind blowing as her .
Speaker 1You go nuts on that . That's crazy .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah yeah , I was just thinking about that like I wonder , you know , it's like some what they call it . Uh , um , oxymoron type type stuff , mm-hmm that , oh my god are you um ?
Speaker 2what is your answer , sir ?
Speaker 1Uh , I would , I would , my body would go for .
Speaker 2My mom telling me no , as soon as you said my body , I'm sorry , my body All right , I'm excited , I'm gonna bear my bad , okay , no , but I would .
Speaker 1I would want that I would want the . My body would want no , no , no . My mind would want the quiet .
Speaker 2I feel my mind in my body because you're gonna keep making me sing every time you got , we got more songs . We got songs . You have songs .
Speaker 1Uh , yeah , I would , I would go , I would , I would go with the quiet , I would go with the quiet just because the neighbors know your name . No , I ain't really would . I don't like that . I feel like there's more uh theatrics than Ah . I don't really need that . When it , when I hear when I hit this age house is like uh , I'm cool .
Speaker 2Oh , this big age taught you I don't need all that . Yeah , that's just have fun tonight when he called me big good girl and Dirty little slut . I don't know I need all that too . I get what girl's saying , that's important .
Speaker 1That is true . That is true because I should that's Ravens make good music .
Speaker 2Oh wait , a minute now , wait , wait . Oh damn , we was grizz that got into it . I was , I was here for it . Yeah throw erin hall on that list .
Speaker 1Damn , he is on that list . They make good music .
Speaker 2Wow , this is a terrible list .
Speaker 1Hey , it's life . Such is life .
Speaker 2Such is life .
Speaker 1Man . But yeah , that , that , that shit . I don't know what it is About talking and stuff . I guess it it's the senses , it's a part of the senses , that's that it gets that shit popping like that .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , when all your senses are activated , baby .
Speaker 1Yeah , for sure I think it's great , whoo show man .
Speaker 2Oh .
Speaker 1Y'all like song .
Speaker 2No , I said keep the light on you , like you get the light on when you humping .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's what I'm asking .
Speaker 2How low watching it . Yeah , yeah , turn on , keep the light on . We turn on like . I mean we can put like color , you know the little led light sometimes too .
Speaker 1But , baby , I really like the lights on the led lights is fire , that's I like lights on in the bathroom , in front of the mirror .
Speaker 2Let's go , I want to see everything . No , in front of me that's fire , that's a big bathroom . Oh yeah , I'm gonna say it all .
Speaker 1Get it from the wet , excuse . Excuse me , say what I want to say .
Speaker 2So I can't what you're trying to see , because I can't see what I want to see , what you want to say , I mean okay , so I understand , because the bent over the counter looking in the mirror , him looking at the mirror , looking back at me , that's , that's fucking fire . I love it , love that .
Speaker 2However , there are other interactions and things that happen that I want to see and I can't see if I'm bent forward . I need it . I need what you mean like what Is this too much for a YouTube podcast to say ? Like , what's you trying to see ?
Speaker 1I don't know what are you ?
Speaker 2Are you can't see that If I'm bent over forward , well , Okay , yeah well turns out ways , but that's another good one for me . All that leg up on the counter , the total leg up on the counter , I definitely do , but then my thighs is too big and these hips is too I can't look over . Ah , you know what you right , cuz I can look back like it . Edit like I used to Let me just look at why . I can see what he's doing .
Speaker 1Got you .
Speaker 2That makes sense . That makes sense . Throw those legs on your shoulder .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's it , right there , that's not how the song go , that's not exactly how I go .
Speaker 2I , because you know why .
Discussing Smart Criminals and Victimless Crimes
Speaker 2I think I was in Maybe high school , starting high school , when this song came out in the house party hunting on somebody's wall on this damn song . How does this song ? I don't think he was that old . You wasn't that old , because I wasn't even in middle school yet .
Speaker 1And I'm older than you know .
Speaker 2I did this . I know I was dancing at this song at a house party In the wall and doing the loop yes , Hunting that early on to this song . You know what I had a business doing that ?
Speaker 1listen to the song body bump in is 1998 1998 . I was , that's when it was really Mm-hmm .
Speaker 2I knew I was older than that . Yeah , yeah , mm-hmm . Oh well , I was an adult , I could . I could dance to it . You was , you wasn't back and back , and y'all on the dance floor .
Speaker 1Who was y'all times in the 90s it was different cuz y'all was like dry , humping the floor and stuff like by yourself . Regulator was my shit , as I was at 98 , I was 12 , so I wasn't .
Speaker 2No , nobody asked you about it .
Speaker 1No one asked you that . No one , even nobody .
Speaker 2Yeah , no no one asked you that Nigga I was filing taxes when he was 12 , like I was an adult , I was doing grown people shit I had built my name . I could wait to go to a club .
Speaker 1I couldn't wait when I turn 18 . I was . I could . Y'all made the 90s look so fucking fire . It was house parties , clubs , niggas walking up with a like keys in a hand , like that's . All you needed To get girls was have keys in your hand .
Speaker 2That's it I don't know , maybe don't know about that . Who told you that ? Yeah , that's a lie . It's happy that's . Girls in the 90s Didn't have no standards and no requirements . Are you not remember the scrub song we had ? We had , we had requirements . Who told you that ?
Speaker 1but , so so the gentleman was driving the vehicle . He had the car keys , you . They were not speaking to that gentleman . They were talking to the gentleman and the passenger side of His best friend's ride . I'm holler at D , so there were gentlemen walking up to the club with your stades bins keys in their hands Just flashing them , because flashing money wasn't a thing back in the 90s . It wasn't pulling out wives of cash , unless you was a drug with your saying no , I got you .
Speaker 2With your saying the designer wasn't a big like everybody out there in design right now the most designer you probably saw in the 90s was like Koogee , that was too much , all of that wild . You had two coins . You had Koogee the flashy , bright . Whatever you have the little tummy and figure I want to put you so bad . Right , I'm gonna Koogee sweaters .
Speaker 1You're so bad , you're in fuck with a car , can I ? I'm fucking in .
Speaker 2Yeah , absolutely , I'm gonna cross colors , all of that shit , dj yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , that shit was hard . Not a cup . Damn Make not a cup . No more do they .
Speaker 2Think so , do they . What is that story got here ? Belk's other name of it Belk's .
Speaker 1Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2Polo and Tommy Hill , all that stuff is still in the same order area . Okay .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2That's me . That's you still can find like love daddy stuff and some . I found some Nietzsche stuff too . I didn't know they still making that . They have a whole another side , their urban wear y'all don't left out the main one . Oh , for us that was so History month . Y'all don't left out the main one .
Speaker 1Please forgive us ancestors .
Speaker 2Oh Five .
Speaker 1When they start putting fat Albert on that . I thought that she was so tough .
Speaker 2South Pole , oh yeah that's hard .
Speaker 1I don't know what's happening .
Speaker 2I'm not even there , I'm not even .
Speaker 1I'm sorry , turn it off .
Speaker 2There we go . That's what I had to do ? I had to get out .
Speaker 1I'm like oh , no need to police that I don't know what's happening .
Speaker 2Not my business .
Speaker 1Everybody's grown . Oh , my god , oh , oh .
Speaker 2No , I don't know what you're doing , I'm just . I got any business . I'm sorry .
Speaker 1No , you get . Okay . I have a question Do y'all think smart people belong in prison ? Smart smart people . I don't understand the question .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't , I don't get it .
Speaker 1Smart , intelligent , whatever let's say . Okay , let's say if they they come up with a crime , they do this crime and they get away with it .
Speaker 2You talking about that , the dude that just did that crime . That was fucking genius With the Uber driver shit , that nigga genius no what's that ? This dude just came to Uber driver , the Uber , the Uber company , out of a million dollars and , and when they brought this game , when they broke this scam down and what he did , it was like I really said bang , like , like it was so smart .
Speaker 2So the one I was up nice and he messed up because he kept going . He should have took a break . Oh , he kept , he should have took a break and like , let them breathe for a minute and then came back . But no , he just kept going and kept going . They were like this a million dollars , 250 . I would have stopped what was he doing ?
Speaker 2All right . So pretty much , he signed up as a driver , right , and he had another device and he would make a Uber order . Okay , so , automatically starting places . Like he would say go get me some tires . As example , they gave him a little red card and a little . All the money on the red card , right , well , the on the other end , he would cancel the order . Okay , after he's so called to pick it up . He never picked up his order , got it . All right , he would cancel the order and somehow they would send him a gift card back . So he just got all these gift cards loaded up with money .
Speaker 2So not only the driver still getting this money , right , because the the driver is still getting their fee and pay whatever , because he canceled saying he already picked up but he don't cancel until they just picked up this stuff and Then the other person's getting their money back because they had to cancel the order or whatever . Right , it was more intricate than that . That's much as I could understand , but they were really . But it was like a whole cell of people doing this .
Speaker 1That's fucking fire .
Speaker 2Yeah , the whole work of people doing this , which I was never going to get shit .
Speaker 1That's so .
Speaker 2But who you talking about ?
Speaker 1that was the dude I was talking about is a . He walked in a Walmart dressed as a Brinks employee To the front door Say that , hey , I worked for whatever . Whatever he had on a runner's vest , not a bulletproof vest , a runner's vest Got the money , walked out and hopped in his Nissan Altima some shit like Go , they can't find it . Sorry , it just makes me think like Shit people who are intelligent or do good , so should the people who allow stupid crimes happen to them .
Speaker 2Go to juggles who the hell just give a bag of money . Somebody in a damn vest that even look you know what time the money people come like come on like that's weird .
Speaker 1You have a gun .
Speaker 2He was only one there they come in twos . They never travel by themselves , like you know .
Speaker 1This time I work for Brinks , no ID .
Speaker 2You probably don't have a badge and nothing just showed up .
Speaker 1Yeah that's what he did . He just had the vest on . He looked like one of them niggas , but he had I seen the vest as a runner's vest . That's what I'm saying . I don't think people , if he gets caught , I don't think people like that should go to prison or go to go to jail .
Speaker 2It's he didn't hurt nobody . Hold on , hold on . So Basically , what you're saying is victimless crimes shouldn't be , people shouldn't be held accountable for those .
Speaker 1I .
Speaker 2Didn't tell you how to countable . But I don't finish . We're going to prison and stuff . How do you hold him accountable if you don't send him to prison ? They can do what they did with other people 10 years probation , like things like that . That's no . There's no Li harm to nobody . I feel like that is that money's a cover by insurance . Let's keep your hundred . They got that money right back . Everybody still got that pay payroll . All that stuff is covered . So yeah , I think crimes like that should just give him some probation . Tell him to the hell that I'll sit down somewhere and I Don't do the real thing . She would lock up with somebody who killed 13 people . I'm not sure that's the same . That doesn't quite the same to me .
Speaker 1Now he got it . He's privy to getting butt-raped all day just because he decided to steal money . That's .
Speaker 2You shouldn't have stole this is true . I'm not be stealing your ass is at risk when you steal your ass .
Speaker 1Oh , that's you .
Speaker 2keep in mind , you're still your ass is at risk when you still . I'm telling my kids that that's how I keep my to jail , yo , your booty hole is in danger , like you are aware that these are the things that go down in prison .
Speaker 1So they fit to play , but dark switch you .
Speaker 2Oh yeah .
Speaker 1Tell me you ain't never played but darks . Okay , next question .
Speaker 2And if I did , I'm not gonna take this park as my mama listening .
Speaker 1I'm sure you're my mom .
Speaker 2I don't know I play but darks hey mama , I'm gonna try to convince me to play , but darts , I'm not doing it . I mean , I think she play a game or two .
Speaker 1What do you mean ? She tried to convince .
Speaker 2You to convince me . Excuse me , she tried to convince me . I try ain't no me . Tell me how she tried to convince you . Like what did she say ? She was trying to tell me how good it feels .
Speaker 1I feel , good .
Speaker 2No , I feel good all over . No , no , I've had things exit there and it was painful , so I can only imagine what trying to get in is like I'm not Y'all act like y'all ain't never had uncomfortable shit .
Speaker 1No , uncomfortable is one hurt .
Speaker 2I Don't have to pain load that I was painful .
Speaker 1That's why I was uncomfortable because it was painful .
Speaker 2No I can't get to my huggers like you , sir . I'm sorry .
Speaker 1I didn't say none of that paint .
Misconceptions About Female Anatomy
Speaker 1I equate pain with like , like a burn , like a pinch you ain't never anything hot .
Speaker 2And then the next day you was sitting there trying to .
Speaker 1Now I mean I like spicy stuff , so it don't , it don't mess with me like that .
Speaker 2You ain't never , really ain't done spicy .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , I probably didn't do cuz I like spicy stuff . But I don't , I don't go crazy like Peppers , like the real pep .
Speaker 2Yeah , I do , I do peppers and I do Indian food and all of this oh no , I asked you like what level of hot you want , from one to five ? I'll be like , give me a seven , you know . And then in the next day my asshole fall out . I'm on the toilet praying to Promise and I'll never do this shit again . Prolapse anus that's what happens .
Speaker 1Oh and let me tell you , ladies , you'll make that worse . No , no , no , no , no , no , no . First , I asked my mother about prolapse Vaginas . Yes , I did . Why was your ? I asked her over the weekend and I'm disappointed in you , ladies , because y'all like what do we ? Lie about Y'all made it seem like you can like . It falls in the drags on the ground If you don't pick it up .
Speaker 2Okay , Was on the floor when you picked it up wait , no you just be like drop to your knees , drop to your knees everybody . No , no , it doesn't fall out like the plus engine when you had a baby . It's not , they doesn't . I mean it hangs . It's like here's the hole and then like it , just it'll hang out . It's like okay .
Speaker 1It's like him , himroids , y'all see him right ? No , I was like so . So we was watching TV and we was watching um Entertainment news , e news , and it went to commercial and I was like yo , ma , you ever heard of a prolapse vagina ? And she was like yeah , I said what like ? What is that ? She was like it's like , it kind of like comes out a little bit , it like falls out , but it's still there , like it's there , and I was like oh , so , uh-huh , it doesn't fall out , like fall out , like you . It falls out like change out your pocket . No , it doesn't . Who told you that ? And I'm like oh , my co-host , my two co-hosts who sat here and trying to blame it to me .
Speaker 2We never said it felt like changing your . We never said that that is wild .
Speaker 1I'm gonna play the clip tomorrow .
Speaker 2I'm gonna find it .
Speaker 1I'm gonna find it . Y'all talk to me as if that shit is . It can drag behind you and you have no ideas there .
Speaker 2No , no , I probably was a high too , cuz I've been pretty Without drinking . I mean , it is a pocketbook and change , do it like it , just the change hang out , you know like the line is hanging out , there you go . No one drags behind the last real mama stuff . That's so dramatic .
Speaker 1Cuz I'm like everything I've never heard of that , of all the things I've heard about women , that's not it .
Speaker 2There's no commercial about that pussy was gonna fall out .
Speaker 1No , it's no commercial . There's no prolis act for that , for prolapse Pussy's , there's no .
Speaker 2Prolla . What , hmm , what's the medicine called that was ? The need for prolapse was a pro to what .
Speaker 1No , what I just said , I Just made that up , whatever that was .
Speaker 2I don't know what it was . Thank you , you welcome we be here every Saturday . We are here to help .
Speaker 1I feel like , for sure , I'm gonna have a bunch of daughters , that's all it's gonna be whole pamphlet . I'm gonna read it and then I'm gonna send it to Tammy to make her proof reading , and then I'm gonna send it to my mom and Make sure she proves reason , because I don't know , I Don't know now , how was , how was this ? How's this ?
Speaker 2I'm saying everything , good , take I .
Speaker 1Come on , man , you're supposed to be my homies .
Speaker 2I am , we are . We're here for you .
Speaker 1Can't be . I tell it people by pro last pussy's and then Imagination that it falls out , you see , what my supposed thing ?
Speaker 2I'm pussy just fell out .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm not to tell y'all that , oh , oh , oh oh and Vince . Mcmahon , y'all seen what happened with Vince .
Speaker 2Who .
Speaker 1Vince McMahon , wwe . Y'all know who he is right . Yeah okay , so Vince McMahon has decided , not has decided is a freaky man .
Speaker 2He's a nasty man the checks , the sex trafficking
CEO Sex Trafficking Accusations
Speaker 2.
Speaker 1Yes , yes , he sent out some very vulgar text messages To a lady . Let me see if I can find them right quick and I can read them .
Speaker 2Now he's the CEO of WWE , correct he was ?
Speaker 1And he just , he just sold it to some Saudi Arabia Company . Saudi Arabia is buying everything . They didn't do China . They buying all the businesses . They buying golf , they bought the WWE . Hold on , I think .
Speaker 2I got it right here .
Speaker 1Okay , so the first text message dates back to February 5th 2021 and he wrote to Janelle Grant to meet with other men to engage and intercourse with her . This is what he wrote . Okay , he said do you promise to make me proud , baby ? Will you show him what a porno star you can be ? Will you show off for me , like never before , something like that ?
Speaker 2so he was .
Speaker 1Because he was sending . He would send her to his to recruit new wrestlers . That's what he was doing and she would go and fuck them and everything . And it got to a point where what really happened ?
Speaker 1at the end of the day , he owed her three million dollars in a lawsuit , only paid her one million , which is why all this is coming out now , which is why she was she saying he sex traffic her , because it was like across state lines or some shit he did like from New York to do to New Jersey , type shit . It wasn't like , yes , chris .
Speaker 2Okay , I want to make sure I understand because I'm a little confused . Okay , okay , so there was an arrangement between Vince McMahon and this woman ? Yes , and he was . He basically recruited her to go out and recruit new wrestlers , am . I , yeah , she's an adult right yes .
Speaker 1Yes , yes .
Speaker 2Was she a dog then ?
Speaker 1yes .
Speaker 2Okay , there was . There was a Financial agreement between the two of them a certain amount of money he was supposed to pay her for her to go do this Correct ?
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 2Okay , I still don't find the trafficking .
Speaker 1Well , it becomes trafficking .
Speaker 2Yes , Let me tell you why I don't find the trafficking . I Don't come for me when I say this . Did she have to open up her legs ? Was this , was this ? Did she choose to do this because of the amount of money she was being offered to do it ?
Speaker 1Well , well , she was , she was . She was offered the money and she was offered like Upward mobility , like after she would do these things like I guess , some spot in the in the office or something like that .
Speaker 2Okay now , cuz I could be wrong . I'm just asking did she feel like the easiest way to achieve this goal , to get this money , to get that Oprah mobility , was to throw that aspect ?
Speaker 1From the sounds of the text it sounds like she was into it at first and then it's like kind of escalated as he started to offer more shit .
Speaker 2Like hey you like .
Speaker 1It started off like casual sex and then he was like you know what ? I like it when you get nutted in by six other dudes . Hey , you want to move up to this office spot ? Yeah .
Speaker 1Go ahead , do that , but that's what she was doing . Now I Don't know what that's like to be around anybody With that much power and that much money . I Don't know what that's like . Maybe women melt like boo , I don't know . But he was . He was sending her off to do whatever the fuck and she was doing it . It was a lot of stuff it was . It was a lot of the time too . Yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , was this like a coercion type thing with it , like if you don't do it , you're , I'm not gonna do this for you , type shit Kind of pretty much yeah he wasn't gonna be able to do pretty much .
Speaker 2He was gonna black baller I see this is what she's climbing that if she didn't do this , she wasn't in her motion , she wasn't getting regular money and if she didn't do what she had been doing , he was gonna strip all this from her and she was gonna have . You know , that's how she felt . Yeah , that's true , that's how she felt . So she felt like she was trapped at this point because it's how she got here and he expect her to keep going . She was like she only wanted to do it a couple times and she was okay with it . But then when it came down to the sex parties and like traveling all over for these sex parties , she was done and she wouldn't do it .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2So she was with it at first , and then she got to the point where she was like I'm not with it no more yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , she was getting that .
Speaker 2It in like sex party and I'm the only vagina in the building .
Speaker 1Yeah , every one of the parties , six dudes .
Speaker 2Six . That , first of all . That's not a party . That's a party , party , party . A party in your pants .
Speaker 1That's not a party anywhere , oh my gosh , not my kind of party , but that's a party , definitely not my kind of party . That shit is nuts . I fit Okay , and maybe I'm not only got it ever feels like this , but I've never been a part of any train . I've never wanted to go behind another dude . That that man listen , whatever you want to do , do your thing , but I'm not finna . Be nah bro , I can't do it . The same . The same way , I Guess it's the same way I feel about studs like I don't find them like fire , like that , like they can be pretty but I can't be like Because why her eyes blue , their models ?
Speaker 2Wow , that's what . Okay , what's her name ? I blue , and she is not a model . Yeah , wife .
Speaker 1Oh .
Speaker 2Robinson . Just we not even gonna go there . I was , he just equated blue eyes tomorrow . I was trying to let him know that his logic was off and her eyes not really blue , like she had that shit put in them , like the silver Surfer shit . Yeah . Yeah , you look like smokey Robinson and that didn't help her . That just made her look even more okay . Okay , okay .
Speaker 1Smoky smile , smart Sorry .
Speaker 2Yeah , okay .
Speaker 1I'm gonna get we're back .
Speaker 2How do you keep me ? I'm so sorry .
Speaker 1You say she looked like smokey Robinson .
Speaker 2You want to tell me she don't ? She over there having eye gazzams ? Fuck , it goes together , the gas .
Speaker 1Fucking smoky Rob . She does look like smoky gasms . She does .
Speaker 2Wow Hashtag our gazzams but , okay , sorry .
Speaker 1Okay , it's the manly . See the stems . See stems is different , though that's different . They like pretty .
Speaker 2Stuns and stems are different . Yeah , yeah , yeah , they still have a little bit of the femininity .
Speaker 1Yeah , we're in acts . Cool that , that's . That's where all the stock go for all the acts . Body spray studs .
Speaker 2They use dove no okay .
Speaker 1What's that you ? What's that they're ?
Speaker 2niggas use bro , they're niggas .
Speaker 1I used to love bro . When I was a kid my granddaddy were bro .
Speaker 2I said my granddaddy yeah , I love me , yeah , I love , I love , I love granddaddy with some bro .
Speaker 1Oh , this is my thing . What are they putting it on ? They didn't shave .
Speaker 2Some of them do . I don't get in nobody's . I don't know Business like that . Well , some of them shave . Some of them do shave , Some of them just put Ah yeah .
Speaker 1Smoking all them drugs Gain yeah .
Speaker 2Why are you like this ? I mean good tonight , by the way . I was going to try to know . This is not mean I ain't do it . Oh my God , Get the boots , the Pimp .
Speaker 1Town Gucci . That's what they come out there looking like . They wear legs and shit . Yes , waste your time . Yeah , I felt that .
Speaker 2Hey you , I'm not gonna , I'm not gonna . Yeah , I felt that .
Speaker 1Hey , yo fresh is that turn baby yeah .
Speaker 2You know what make me upset about studs ? What ? Is a sky daddy wasted ass on studs , because there's so many studs with ass , oh , don't go out and have them bootie , what ?
Speaker 1Why .
Speaker 2Well , I mean , they got it because they were stroking . So this is what you're telling me I need to put on a strap , on a start stroking bitches to build my ass . That's the secret to the ooze . I don't understand . I'm not gonna say what no ass ? So I think that might be the secret . I don't understand why sky daddy is wasting ass cheeks on them . They need A lot of . Them are no touchies anyway , so they don't even want their asses grabbed . So what the fuck ? I don't even know .
Speaker 1I mean .
Speaker 2I don't know , I don't know . I mean , everybody need a little cushion back there , so so like .
Strip Club Etiquette and Conversations
Speaker 1It's just weird because it they're so awkward with the ass that's . That's something that's not spoken about either . They have it , but they're awkward with it . They don't . It's like a white girl with ass . They just walk like really weird , like they don't know how to I don't know these fucking thighs , like they just walk weird . Man , you don't want that . I don't know . I don't know .
Speaker 1I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , you don't want that , you don't want that . I don't want that . I'm telling you I don't want Because they don't know how to move , they stiff .
Speaker 2They thinking ? They think like a nigga I don't get a stud business . I don't know . That doesn't bother me how they stand . One more time .
Speaker 1I don't be , I don't be in stud business , though friend Respect the . Casper booty .
Speaker 2Hmm , hashtags , wasting cheeks , I don't know Wasting them .
Speaker 1That reminds me very much . No , I've seen studs , you know , I've seen studs do a titty twerk .
Speaker 2That piss me off . That's the thing that pisses me off . What's a twitty ? A twitty twerk , a titty twerk , a twitty twerk . What is that ? What is that ?
Speaker 1The twig is like do the thieves .
Speaker 2I can't do it .
Speaker 1So I got to do shoulders . Yeah , do that without , without the hands though . No this is the ones that kill me .
Speaker 2This is the , this is what gets me the ones who come outside shirtless and brawless like they , a nigger , oh .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , they come out there and be .
Speaker 2When expect you not to fucking stare ?
Speaker 1Don't get them , teabags , out of here .
Speaker 2And expect you not to stare . Did you call him T-Bag About you making them uncomfortable ? Staring bitch , you make me uncomfortable . Put on a fucking shirt , free the nip 24 .
Speaker 1I'm not mad at it , come on .
Speaker 2I'm here for the nipples out look at like use to use .
Speaker 1Man come on man and I'm all for a beasting like beastings . I Just like small booties , is I ? But when you come out there with some fucking denim shorts on , with a belt and Some white two top socks and no shirt on , you look fucking dumb like . Get them beasting ass titties .
Speaker 2And they try to stand , like yo . They clap , they all got a clap across . I don't understand it . I just don't understand it Like I don't mad feminine niggas like stop . The whole state that you mad thing , remind me wow .
Speaker 1Like bruh , you can kick it with us . You ain't gotta do that , you ain't gotta do none of that .
Speaker 2You don't mean just calm down , you're good .
Speaker 1Go spray yourself that axe spray or something like . It's a lot of bro .
Speaker 2Stop telling them that they use acts .
Speaker 1Nobody Baby anymore it's a use axe body spray . I'm telling you that . Chocolate shit , they use all of it . They use the body wash .
Speaker 2Don't do that . Have you smelled the chocolate one ? The chocolate one smells good . Hello , right for the right , fair moment . That one , that one , that was not bad , he just breathed on us . Okay , don't breathe on us .
Speaker 1I'm just saying .
Speaker 2I don't know .
Speaker 1Chocolate does smell good . You know what else smells good ? Love spells smells good y'all wear that ?
Speaker 2Oh , they take me . That didn't make less fun anymore . Oh yeah , they did .
Speaker 1Oh , that's why .
Speaker 2That was the stripper smell , so that was on the reason why I know that smell very well that in a cherry blossom .
Speaker 1Y'all quit wearing it because it's discontinued or because what are you saying ? Because I want to know why . Is it because it was discontinued or because it was discontinued .
Speaker 2I never Mean . I feel like I , because it was discontinued , you can buy it no more . My preferred body by paint , that is my Victoria secrets male . That's a good one , mmm , that was my favorite . They don't make that one anymore either .
Speaker 1Oh damn .
Speaker 2Yeah , they fuck around and discontinued a good shit all the time . I don't know why they do that .
Speaker 1That's crazy .
Speaker 2Love spells amazing .
Speaker 1No , I love .
Speaker 2Think of that smell to the strippers .
Speaker 1I just yeah , I don't know when our strippers get that smell though Like like their smell , just like sticks to them .
Speaker 2Oh baby oil . See oil down real good and then whatever scent that is the sticks to them . Yeah , vaseline baby oil , baby wipes , the I Love that shit a good clean . Let's do that often .
Speaker 1Yeah , hmm , baby Tori can . And talking to you , that shit fires Fuck wait up . Oh .
Speaker 2Terrible . Like , bring what a lot of time y'all been to a show club like for real .
Speaker 1Well , the last time you Before the pandemic Okay , well , that's not even great . 19 .
Speaker 2I could have gone with the boys last night , but I didn't go .
Speaker 1It was gonna go to that spot .
Speaker 2Went to the strip club . They went to strip club . They didn't go on to five and a goddamn morning . They went .
Speaker 1Damn , that's love .
Speaker 2Why you ain't go . You like slapping booties , okay ? Well , first of all , when I say the boys , it was a step of the boat , no what one of the boys was my son . Oh yeah no . No .
Speaker 2No , you can't do that you know as like that . That is this . I don't care what big old age we might be , I don't care . No , yes , I did not know boys . The boys went . From what I understand , they had a good time . Oh , okay , it must be nice . It must be nice . What must be nice ? Nothing mean him having the conversations and let me , let me type like I was typing . I'm sorry , oh okay .
Speaker 2That is a grown man , he can go wherever he pleases . Okay , what is your reaction to him going to the strip club ? He better take me with him . Oh , so now see , he could go with his homies by himself . But I want to go to , like I like big booty Naked bitches . Like why I can't see big , big , big bitches too ? Like what the hell , I like they . Let them go see some big booty . He's a big booty by himself in his phone all the time we can go , and personally , oh okay , big , big , big bitches .
Speaker 1Hey where y'all from . Oh , I got a cousin from up there . Oh , that's nice .
Speaker 2She got to say it loud as hell cuz she got a yellow over the music . Yeah , hell yeah .
Speaker 1Let me have one of your wings .
Speaker 2Right , I'm hungry , I'll be working here . Baby I got I'm going right to know how shit I got the whole basket of wings one by asking them for one .
Speaker 1Yeah , them niggas stingy .
Speaker 2Y'all say y'all dances . I'm even go with them . Niggas , I didn't share any wings , I've seen .
Speaker 1I've seen that happen . I . Didn't know what was happening ? No , no , no , no . They did like a group of guys or a section . Next to us was black ball . At that time we went to the strip club . That shit was nuts .
Speaker 2It was like ball by the strippers .
Speaker 1Yeah , they told him not to go over there for I don't know what happened , but just nobody went over there , like for the rest of the night . It's like damn that shit's nuts , bro . Y'all a trash . You know how weird that is , with like six dudes and one bottle and no bitches . Y'all just blowing hooker in the strip club in his ass .
Speaker 2Y'all sharing the hooker together hey one , one bottle and six a one bottle and six niggas . Tragedy .
Speaker 1I'm not going over there either . No .
Speaker 2Who's gonna go over there , though ? A wreck little bitch ain't going over there .
Speaker 1No , no , it was . It was terrible for them because it was six of them , but Six of y'all .
Speaker 2Y'all can if Elise , I'm gonna say somebody some it's six y'all like I mean , wow , it's nothing .
Speaker 1I don't know , I don't know what happened . You know the music be loud and shit , but you just look over at the other section like damn , like ain't nobody coming over there .
Speaker 2Not even like the ugly girl , the desperate girl to heart , and other girls went over the waitress .
Speaker 1Their waitress came over there , but that was that , was it ? Mm-hmm , them ugly the stripper girls .
Speaker 2They got confidence because they can dance . So they don't just roll up to nobody , no more .
Speaker 1Don't they always ? They always got the blonde wig , though .
Speaker 2The blonde plastic way .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 2I hate it .
Speaker 1It burns me up on the inside .
Speaker 2I hate that shit with a passion burns on the outside too , cuz that shit is flammable . I Appreciate you doing your work your work is appreciated strippers .
Speaker 1They probably saved a bunch of lives . I say that , I say that a lot , I think like . I think I feel like prostitution should be legal in this country . I don't think it'll be a , I don't think it'll be mass shootings and stuff like that .
Speaker 2Everybody had access to the seat . That this place to be a better place yes , Cuz .
Speaker 1Then you wouldn't have to like sneak , you wouldn't feel bad , like it'd be ugly niggas that would be , it wouldn't be as much rape . I , if stuff is trans , men are transactional , everything is transactional with us . Hey , we take you out , I would like vagina . Hey , we pay for this , I would like vagina . Hey , it's like that now . So if you make it known that this is legal and it's okay , you can weed out a lot of niggas .
Speaker 2These girls with scooby snacks ? Like what are you saying ? I don't understand . I know I don't seem to mean to free and all them what they doing for what they like . I'm saying like what he got money use also , you think you're in the pre , you know what we're not doing . That listen back to the people .
Speaker 1Put some of that money in his mouth .
Speaker 2I just don't you . That's one trip . Come on money to make it a one and done . Hmm , just redo the rearrange it all . Oh , okay , so I'm gonna get there's a little chick list that he got them , just not Jenny , like the golfing teeth Did you say to me , had a lot of teeth .
Speaker 2Janet huh , you caught him in chicklets like he got a little dolphin teeth . Little chick , like the little gun , like the little chick , let you know , little chick . Just a piece here , a piece there . It's another piece over there , no ain't no piece of that oh back to the sex workers Um .
Speaker 1Wow .
Speaker 2Money , anything . Put it in your mouth , please . Y'all want to ball with us ? Okay , um , so in your theory , if all of these men who just don't have access to pussy get access to pussy , Mm-hmm , they probably would just have a better . We think they're gonna calm down from their anger and just be a little yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , because I feel like a lot of this stuff stems from being , I'm gonna say , turn down , turn down by women , turn by turn down , or having lack of or access to sex . Um , a lot of these guys divergent . I'm not making an excuse or anything for them , but I feel like if they were to experience Sex in some shape , form or fashion , or be made have the girlfriend experience or whatever , the whatever they looking for lacking , just pay for it when they be fine , instead of going to buy an AR 15 to shoot up .
Speaker 1Wait , fucking schools and shit .
Speaker 2So if people was fucking more , it'd be less school shootings .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2It'd be . The world would be a much , much more peaceful play .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2So basically , ladies , what are you saying is stuck a dick and save a life boom . You didn't hear that .
Speaker 1Oh , but that . But
Legalizing Prostitution and Sex Trafficking
Speaker 1that is that's . If prostitution was leaked , if Absolutely be legal . I feel like , cuz it's your body . I feel like and this for men and women , I , because I don't know any men prostitutes , but I'm sure they're out there . But If this is what you want to do , go have that . Who am I to tell you ?
Speaker 2It's not like you stand in front of my house , like I got pussy for sale like .
Speaker 2I got pussy for sale . Hey Say , hey , yeah , I'm happy . Joined then Okay . So I think I want to be able to . I think it should be legal too , because then , like Most sex workers are already , are on top of trying to like go get tested and since it's regulated , I'd be a little bit done better , but I don't think they'll be able to legalize them . So they could the sex trafficking thing under control . But if they could legalize it it would almost completely eliminate sex trafficking .
Speaker 1And that would be a problem . That would be the problem I don't think so .
Speaker 2I think it would be worse . You think it'll . You think legal prostitution will make sex trafficking worse .
Speaker 2Why they already have all these places where they go , for these underground places are like okay . So I just watched the story this lady who was forced into sex trafficking and she was a lot lizard and how she went to this Underground like sex house and all these different places that already exist now and I think that just because it'd be illegal , I feel like they'll . I Think it'd be worse for these women with it being legal . I don't think that it will be better for me . I just the way it's already set up right now With the human trafficking thing , I don't think that it's going to be better . I think it'll be worse and they'll have a set up shop and these girls gonna be saying I kidnapped and shit , and the police do come into there or whoever comes into the Inspection . So whatever you're supposed to do , right , I don't . I think it'll be worse . I just that's just my take on it . I Don't think it'll be what we think would be now legal prostitution where we can go in , like the bunny ranch places like that Beautiful . I'm not mad at those places existing , but I just think for what's going on with the sex trafficking , especially underage women , these kids , and scared and beat up and well , we would talk about kids . We stick it strictly to the 18 and over four . I just , I know , I just don't .
Speaker 2If you're choosing to do it and you want to do it , I think you should do it legally . That's your business . These are business women . Yeah , yeah , I don't know . I just think it'll be worse If we keep another buck . Any really get anywhere . You can't . I really don't think . Yeah .
Speaker 1Like if they legalize it , where they multiply the amount of sex traffickers .
Speaker 2It should be legalized with brothels . There should have to be registration done . It should include the insurance and benefits , because it is a fucking job . Yeah , I don't know why they can't just regulate it like they regulate the second , the sex industry you have to get tested every so often . You have to be documented , you have to pay your taxes .
Speaker 1Mm-hmm . Do you know that ? That would open up a whole another avenue . Like in my eyes they're just the way my brain is going you can be , it could be like record companies , like you can have , like your , your Warner Brothers , your your universal music groups and you work for like these entities and you , just you , can become the best at whatever you do . Like that shit would be so fire , yo . That to me that'll be so fire , because people would get , women would get they just do they would get they just they would get whatever their work . Oh , I'm not gonna say whatever they work , but what they're working towards or working for without Feeling shamed or without whatever , and the same for the , their customers . They won't feel shame , they . It would be normalized .
Speaker 2Which will imagine if they did that . And then people started pawning pussy .
Speaker 1LLC . Pussy is crazy .
Speaker 2Do you know people go to the pawn shop right now because they just in between paydays and like maybe they pawn like a TV or Stereo . You know I'm in between payday so I need to pawn some pussy for a couple days . What you don't think you could get a loan on vagina . Can you imagine the world if we could get loans on ? Get consignment vagina I told y'all last week consignment pussy . I'm just saying I , I Could see it . I could see it .
Speaker 1That'd be a tough . I would like it . I would want to put stock into that , like I would . Oh man , so like what if ? Like putting stock into it like a Sex worker was , like she was like I want to get a BBL , and like you can add , you can invest in her BBL and that's stock and you get a percentage of her , her money . Man , this , that would be fire . I should actually really cool . That's fucking fire .
Speaker 2I .
Speaker 1That's pretty cool , like .
Speaker 2I don't want to fuck you , but I will help . Not pussy on the X stock exchange . This is wow .
Speaker 1That pussy .
Speaker 2On the team and pussy on the stock exchange .
Speaker 1That's hard they legalize prostitution .
Speaker 2I think that could be a real thing , that could be a whole new .
Speaker 1But don't they have that ? What is that ?
Speaker 2Amsterdam , they have it set up like that right where Drugs in and prostitution is illegal and they say that crime is low . Actually anybody doing like Illegal drugs , that's not really happening . A lot of real thing . A lot of these sex workers feel safe .
Speaker 1They don't have the , they feel like they have protection now , yeah , it's not Weirdos like in our in our minds , because we've been Made to think that sex is like demonized and it is , it's only supposed to be between two people that love each other like , for the most part , not everybody , but it's not like that .
Speaker 2A lot of people would never have sex .
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying . It's not like around the world .
Speaker 2Hey , grits , that's a good question . Is it legal in Vegas ? I remember you're trying to explain it to me . You said it's not actually Google . It is not in Vegas .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2But prostitution is not legal in Las Vegas , so the bunny ranch is out there , right . The bunny ranch is in Peru In a bottle . Okay , is that the only little area out that way that you can get pussy ?
Speaker 1is that little county or something like ?
Speaker 2that in Nevada Yep .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2That's it , nowhere else .
Speaker 1Yeah . You try that shit anywhere else you are going to flock on this Boy boy . That's crazy . I remember my first time going to Vegas . They passing out them stupid ass , little flyers and shit .
Speaker 2How they stand there and they flap them . Yeah , little mix of the one . Flap them and see , yeah , because when I was going to like , what is this ?
Speaker 1What's the flyer ? I don't know you talking about . What is the flyer ? They ?
Speaker 2have like little flyers they're like . They're like like the size of business cars , maybe just a little bit bigger . Right , they have a whole bunch in their hand and they're literally standing there . I wish I had some in my hand right now so I could just like they do this flapping noise I don't know how they do it Like they hit the handle like this flat and they're just standing there they trying to hand them out to different people .
Speaker 2And basically what it is is . Sometimes they're the ones that take you to the bunny ranch , Sometimes they're just the ones for different strip clubs that are like pretty popular . The posting is real and they offer a limo to a friend , a strip club , Like it's a real thing , but they literally and here's the thing I don't understand Like I've tried not to judge nobody , but I need y'all to understand this Las Vegas is not a city for families and children .
Speaker 2You will be walking your seven year old down the fucking street and she'll look down on the ground and see nothing but ass and titties , because then flyers are all over the fucking ground .
Speaker 1That's what I did when he handed them out . Everybody just throws a shit on the ground . Nobody keeps them .
Speaker 2The street is flooded with them . So you just out here and you and little Brandon is just walking , minding your business , going to get ice cream .
Speaker 1Brandon , I love branding .
Speaker 2Mommy , what are those Like don't ?
Speaker 1bring them .
Speaker 2He just kind of go to circus and shit and he go damn titties on the ground .
Speaker 1That is terrible . That is terrible .
Speaker 2If you can't get a sitter for the weekend or the week , just wait , don't come here .
Speaker 1I never understood that Cause you see them all over the strip just walking . I'm like oh shit .
Speaker 2Yeah , then you got the show girls , the ones that walk around . They don't matter what temperature it is outside , they are out there in go , go boots , feathers and pasties .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I don't know if you're walking around in front of everybody .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , there's tons of them , all day long . You see them in all the different colors , feathers , all the different getups , 24 seven . Don't bring your kids to this video .
Speaker 1It's not a fucking kid . Go by yourself . Yeah , it's not a place to do it .
Speaker 2This is not a family friendly play . I just see people walk down the street pushing a show and I'm thinking to myself where the fuck can you go ? You can't go in the casino because you can't take a kid with you , Like what are you doing ?
Speaker 1Hey , there's something to go down .
Speaker 2Like what's happening . Stop bringing your fucking families here . This is very much a . You're going to see Chris Angel . Uh-uh , see Chris . Then it'll get no better , because then you got the people dressed up as superheroes and Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh and they be out there to be drunk and high , fucking fighting with each other . I've seen Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh fight one day and it was one of the fucking wildest fights I've ever fucking seen . You showed me a video of Spider-Man and Spider-Man and his girl .
Speaker 2Fucking right there . It was Friday , like to . This is not nighttime . Stop bringing your kids here , y'all . This is just FYI for anybody who did not know . Don't do that
Vegas Trip and Confessions Song Debate
Speaker 2. I like my type of place to Shit . That's me .
Speaker 2I don't think it's gonna be wrapped too tight because I took a picture with and then costumes be so goddamn dirty and then they want to put their hands on your kid and then things be fucking filthy . I noticed that they never seen no kind of dry cleaning . I know what a dry cleaner is now , so y'all , I can say that hey .
Speaker 1He's like hey , one dick picture .
Speaker 2Okay . Okay , when people have their kids on the strip . It just blows me . Sorry , I shop PSA for the week . Get it together .
Speaker 1Yeah , hey , don't bring your kids to Vegas , stop .
Speaker 2I'm a time Shit man .
Speaker 1Great . Do you want to do Storytime ?
Speaker 2Storytime . It's my favorite . She knows it's my favorite . I'm so excited for story time . Let's have a story time . It's my favorite story time it's my favorite story time Storytime how you go . I show intro . You got it .
Speaker 1Oh , okay , everybody . Look at everybody getting ready there , unhand me , unhand me , woman . All right , let's see Boom boom , boom , ba-da-da-da . This one , I'm going to read three . I got three short ones . I'm ready for it .
Speaker 2This one says these are actually confessions .
Speaker 1These are not stories . These are confessions . That's what we're going to do .
Speaker 2I'm sorry . That's one of the R&B songs in history . I don't care what nobody said . I couldn't get the number right . I didn't know what part he was on . I'm sorry , Chris .
Speaker 1I was trying to join in with the ad-libs .
Speaker 2Every time they say I'm standing at the door , stuck on , stupid . I don't know why I like that line . It's hard it is hard , I should do that .
Speaker 1Okay , you top three songs he has to do Superbowl weekend At the Superbowl . He's not doing confessions , he's going to do all his pop shit .
Speaker 2He's not doing confessions at the Superbowl , he's not doing all his pop shit . He's not doing his nigga music . That's his nigga music . He's not doing that .
Speaker 1We're not going to get that .
Speaker 2He's legit doing confessions .
Speaker 1He's legit doing not doing confessions . I put money on it . Right now he's not doing confessions . That was for us , that was not for them .
Speaker 2He's not doing that . Hold on , I'll tell you what songs .
Speaker 1I think Usher might do . I'm looking at .
Speaker 2Usher's Disography . Y'all tell me what songs you like to do .
Speaker 1I'm looking at it right now he is doing confessions .
Speaker 2He is doing confessions .
Speaker 1What kind of music are you trying to have ? I'm telling you he's going to open and it's going to be in the middle . It's going to be in the middle . He's going to do confessions , he's going to do you don't have to call . He's going to do a whole bunch of white people's songs Like oh my .
Speaker 2God , that's what he's definitely doing .
Speaker 1He's doing that one , he's doing that one , he's doing it here .
Speaker 2I was thinking he'll do , yeah , what else we got ?
Speaker 1He's not doing those songs .
Speaker 2He's not doing his nigga music .
Speaker 1He's not doing his nigga music .
Speaker 2How long you he doing ?
Speaker 1confessions . That's probably going to be the intro . That's probably how you're going to start it off .
Speaker 2I think it might be like a little thing of like all his little music like nice and slow my way or whatever is going to be like a little whatever , probably out of that . But I don't think that's nice and slow at the Super Bowl and for all these white people and children I don't think it's going . What should we see him ? What's her name ? Titty ? What are you talking about ?
Speaker 2I don't think that was a whole accident that was , that was a fiasco . You really think that was an accident , but I don't . I think Janet and Justin plan that shit , I think there we go All right .
Speaker 1All right , but the rest of the world and it didn't go as planned , like they thought , Like she was like I'm going to show my Titty , but the rest of the world was like we don't want to see it . I mean we want to see it , we don't tell nobody we want to see it .
Speaker 2They wanted to see it .
Speaker 1They just couldn't admit that they wanted to see it . Yeah , that's a nice . I don't know why I didn't go over so well .
Speaker 2But yeah , we don't see going play .
Song Lyrics and Artist Tours
Speaker 2So you think , he's going to do . I think he's going to do . Oh my God , I think he might do . I don't think he's going to do my way , no no I think he might do . He might do . You don't have to call . What about DJs ? Got a father in love . Y'all know that one people .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , he's going to do that shit .
Speaker 2All the white people they love that song Doing all the white people songs All the pop shit .
Speaker 1I don't know . I don't know if he's going . Hello , let me see . I know y'all was just looking . And then he got a album coming out .
Speaker 2I ain't trying to hear that shit right now . Don't do no new shit . Don't do no new shit , we don't want that . He got a good song no , that good , that album is pretty . Okay , come here for your new shit , sir , that's not what we're here for .
Speaker 1You make me want to .
Speaker 2You make me want to leave Something he'll do so he probably will do that he probably will do that . They call me US , but he not doing that . He not doing nice and slow ? No , he said that .
Speaker 1But he's not . Yes , white people ruin everything . They do Everything is mad . Nigger is oh , good kisser , good kisser .
Speaker 2It'll do that . I want you to play that song right now Play that song right now .
Speaker 1Tell me you can hear that shit at a Super Bowl . Yeah , welcome to the 30th annual . Whatever Super Bowl usher .
Speaker 2I wish I could do it harder .
Speaker 1I used to love a lot of girls , so I'm guessing that is true , made me holler and I bet I made dollars .
Speaker 2Don't nobody kiss it like you , nobody kiss it like you .
Speaker 1What you think he talking about .
Speaker 2Like you ?
Speaker 1No , he not he talking about his dick sucked .
Speaker 2We not finna play . We don't know what he talking about . That's how it's gonna go on the Super Bowl .
Speaker 1It's gonna switch . He's not doing this at the Super Bowl , he gonna do five seconds .
Speaker 2I love that song but he not doing that Five seconds . That's why I would say the in and out , the five seconds , the remix or whatever it's gonna be a little melody of something I mean .
Speaker 1It's talking about getting his dick wet Come on what you think he talking about her kissing . What you think he talking about her kissing ? Nobody kiss it like you .
Speaker 2Nobody kiss it like you .
Speaker 1We know that .
Speaker 2White people don't know that . You know what ? When they found out , they found out what he was and it was over . So they don't figure that one out too .
Speaker 1Who doesn't love kissing ? We all kiss .
Speaker 2We all kiss . Wait , this is just mention of ski . Did you see the girl break down what the Ying Ying twins was talking about ? When they say shaking like a salt shaker , no , there's a breakdown . Yes , because I'm pretty sure everybody thought the same thing that I thought and the same thing . This girl thought that they was talking about twerking .
Speaker 2Yes , oh , you meant like you meant like at the end of the , I want you to shake it like a salt shaker . Oh , that's why he said all ski ski got down Shaking like a salt shaker . We had no business . That is hard , that is hard I thought he meant shaking like a salt shaker . No , that's why he said she she's soaking wet and I thought he was talking about like sweat . No , that's not what he's talking about she leaking .
Speaker 1Oh , she leaking . She's soaking wet , fucking double entendre these niggas are geniuses , so they're niggas to be so damn remedial .
Speaker 2They was geniuses Not shaking like a salt shaker . Oh , now it's his turn . Now it's his turn . Oh , I'm nasty motherfuckers . No , wait , wait , god . I thought it was a dance song . I thought it was about twerking . Let me see what they say Really clear , I'm not sure , let me see what they say . Really clear .
Speaker 1Oh , shawty crunk on the floor wide open .
Speaker 2Skeet .
Speaker 1so much , what was the band , for they call it , the ocean Roll like an 18 willer . That whole fine . Put this whole killer Hold , be drunk on it . Pop , let me see you shake it , baby , when you walk on it . Shake it like a salt shaker , trimble like a vibrator . Oh , come on so fresh so motherfucking clean . If a booty's a drug , then I'm a motherfucking fiend . Nasty nigga . I'm sorry , keep reading nasty .
Speaker 2She's slinging Like a damn drug dealer .
Speaker 1Nice size booty . I'm sorry , nice size booty , but I wish it was bigger . She's pretty Like nine to 10 . Okay , she's with it , and so is her friend Shaking like a salt shaker . Maybe we can talk later .
Speaker 2I'm a dirty . I'm just over here jacking out and talking what is happening ?
Speaker 1Some make-up mind shit . I'm dirty . I'm dirty , I'm dirty . I got a lot on my mind Like a funeral line . Booty's got a lot of behind . Sometimes I , no , sometimes I like it Shook , sometimes I like it , but I like a tattoo On top of that curve Gris .
Speaker 2You're fucking genius . I'm mad at you for this . I know this . With the song was , I thought we was just dancing .
Speaker 1I like that . Do it again Next time . All your girls , bring a friend , work with it , go and twerk with it . Girl Nelly said let Murph dirt hit it . Nelly ain't say this shit .
Speaker 2Wow , I'm mad at this with the song . I don't know how to work . She's got a tattoo .
Speaker 1It's happening , bro , I never knew that no . Now y'all hear me shake it like a salt shake .
Speaker 2Well nasty . Thanks , gris . Don't think me . The girl on Tic Tac broke . The guy Dev saw it down . That's crazy . Don't think we , the girl , broke it down on Tic Tac ?
Speaker 1What .
Speaker 2We didn't listen to this nasty as them boys are , Because them dudes are like I'm not gonna listen to you . Nasty as them boys are , because them niggas is nasty . Talk about Wait .
Speaker 1I know they nasty .
Speaker 2That's terrible . The older I get to more here .
Speaker 2I can't even wait to see my little baby that's got so much fire . They you get narrow . He pulled up on like bam , bam , like what ? What you mean right now , while you whispered it , you want to go out part . I'm not coming for no special needs people , not one . The upper side of the I know they down there down low I'm the spectrum , but , but that's a word . No , I'm right . Okay , definitely . But when it came to these songs , and they did that , they did the window .
Speaker 1You can't .
Speaker 2This is my sweat come down my balls .
Speaker 1This shit , no matter where I'm at .
Speaker 2Bitches pose . Gets me All skis , skis , skis , skis , skis this shit so hard .
Speaker 1On the knees , and then I'm both on my thighs .
Speaker 2I fuck with you . This is my shit .
Speaker 1I'm not gonna lie to you . Say aye , aye , aye , aye , aye , get that shit . You can show a shell , make that ass clap . You can see the kids in the dudes with this hat .
Speaker 2I gotta grab my knees now . Oh , oh , oh .
Speaker 1You know I don't time God damn If you show that she making it a dick .
Speaker 2I like the way you pop .
Speaker 1It ain't wild , but it ain't nothing In the middle .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't know what they doing right now .
Speaker 1What are ?
Speaker 2they doing right now . Let's see , I think , one of them got like when are the yin yang twins ?
Speaker 1That Michael J Fox thing , I think one of them , oh yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , I think so Uh-oh , what you gonna call it . Yeah , it says here that now this is written . This is written recently . The yin yang twins is currently touring across one country and has six upcoming concerts . Their next to date is in the Newberry in greater falls . After that they'll be at the Chalkow casino hotel . I don't think I said that , right ? Okay , that's what they doing at the . This is depressing . Oh , no more . Okay , they got . All I need to know was that they're both still alive . They still alive . Okay , yeah , they still doing that music .
Speaker 2I'll take that They'll be at the convention center in Texas . They gonna do the lovers of France tour in Las Vegas . Now , that tour is pretty dope , that's some big names in the lovers of France tour , yeah , but right now they in Newberry . Where is ?
Speaker 1that Nobody knows .
Speaker 2Nobody that was in the early I'm reading this shit .
Speaker 1It's just hitting like three times . They're in Newberry . No , we don't .
Speaker 2No , I don't . I like the Andy Griffin shit , I don't know Well that's okay for tickets anyway , so that sounds about right , oh yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's true , that's fucking Andy Griffin Newberry . That just sounds like some .
Speaker 2That was Mall Berry .
Speaker 1I don't know .
Speaker 2I don't know . Oh , my God .
Speaker 1Storytime .
Speaker 2We were supposed to be a storytime A while ago . You got to A while ago . I can't do it . I love her so much . I really need to learn her name because I will love her Is the story .
Speaker 1Instagram , hmm .
Speaker 2Beautiful black I think she's like Jamaican or Haitian and she's from somewhere over there with them people to do shit with the chickens .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , yeah , She'd be telling these stories talking about her grandma and her mom . Why .
Speaker 2So she's going everywhere .
Speaker 1A lot of places . Okay , I like her Really pretty .
Speaker 2Really pretty Cool glasses . Anybody know who she is ? Let her know . We shout her out Her name Storytime Sorry .
Speaker 1All right , let's get this thing . These are like a couple of confessions . If y'all want to send in confessions , y'all can . We'll set up a little mailbox or whatnot and y'all can send them to us and we'll read them just for you , and you can be anonymous , we'll say your name .
Speaker 2Please be anonymous .
Speaker 1I don't want to be the reason why you get fired or whatever . Whatever the situation , I got you . I ain't got you .
Speaker 2This first confession reads as follows this is from anonymous .
Speaker 1Okay , my boyfriend never does anything for she wrote to me , she wrote to me , she wrote to me . She wrote this wrong . My boyfriend never does anything special For any occasion Because he's always broke . But I don't want to be like the girl In Acrimony because I she spell acrimony Crazy . How do you , how do you , how do you spell acrimony , this thing about us ? You know how she's built it . You see how I look .
Speaker 2And I'm not sure if it's actually an acrimony . You see how I look .
Speaker 1What do you have , acry ?
Speaker 2Acry Acry .
Speaker 1Acry .
Speaker 2She sounded out .
Speaker 1She tried Because she says I don't want to be like the girl in acrimony Because I was impatient , but it's been years . At this point , what do I do ? So what do you ladies have for this anonymous Person ? She doesn't want to be broke Her boyfriend never does anything special .
Speaker 2She leave no live detail for me . She's wooden for a reason still .
Speaker 1What are you choosing ?
Speaker 2Why are you there ?
Navigating Relationships and Financial Concerns
Speaker 2You knew he had money in the beginning . He got money . Now he clearly has other talents for you .
Speaker 1Besides money . Does that really work ? Does ?
Speaker 2that keep him ? Can it does . I think he's doing that because he's got money .
Speaker 1He's got money and do something himself , and yeah , but that's what she's saying .
Speaker 2She's like she's going to hold on . I was just saying that because she's holding on . Is he broke because he's not trying ? Is he right ? Like I mean , I need to know the reason why he's broke . If he's broke and he's still attempting to try and do things , that's one thing .
Speaker 2But if he's broke , just because he said it , video games all day and don't see his but what he's doing for her , that man probably paying all the bills . He don't got no money to take her nowhere special . She said special occasion . She didn't say that man ain't paying no bills . She said that they meant she took our food in her house . She's still there and she was to do . I can't give her no license . That because I , we don't know what he's doing . If you see all the bills taking care of all her kids . She eaten up all his food but she wants something special . Baby , don't go by him . So far wasn't let that man . Thank you for paying all my bills and keeping these lights on , since you know , this is where the company is right now . I Don't know what the teller , I don't . I don't know . That's so vivid and this would be so many different details . You don't know what's going on . I think you meant vague , but I know what you meant , thank you .
Speaker 1What's your asset ?
Speaker 2no , do that you go it . I mean , she was in the right family . They V words .
Speaker 1It's a gravy . Could y'all , um , could y'all do like Issa Ray ? Could y'all be with Um ? What was these raised ? Boyfriend and uh , what's the name ? Insecure .
Speaker 2James , that's not that man Lawrence .
Speaker 1Lawrence , could y'all be with a Lawrence ?
Speaker 2Yeah , why not ?
Speaker 1I mean she couldn't . I'm just saying like good job , cuz he was broke at one point and he was trying to come up , he was trying to get his money together . He was trying to get his app off the ground .
Speaker 2Yeah , I actually watched this shit over again recently . Fire , that's a good show .
Speaker 1It's a good show .
Speaker 2What about you good ? Did you be with a Lauren ? And I date a Lauren ? Yes , but there would be stipulations . Like we put in a time limit .
Speaker 2On , on , on some things Understand you have dreams and hopes and plans and you trying to get some shit off the ground . If you want that to be your main focus , I will support you through it . I Give you a good year of supporting you solely while you try and make this shit happen . If , after that year , after day 365 , we have no momentum and no movement , we not doing this , no more . Okay you gotta do something else , you gotta figure something else out , because I think you know for a couple years .
Speaker 2Like he didn't even try to get a , he finally got the job at Espar but you . It was one of those things where you can do this before and still work on your thing , right , right , yeah , yeah , it's true . It's a time limit regardless whether you a man or a woman . I fuck bitches to and I give a bitch a time limit . Just as easily . Just as easily , by 432 . Oh , it's time to do something else . I give children a time limit . I see you are he's being he's been .
Speaker 2Like you said , the momentum , the effort , the working then I'm here for it . But if we are made no movement , damn . It's the effort in the household for me That'll keep me around .
Speaker 1So okay is , Let me , okay , let me ask you all this then . So let's say , he's like super happy with what he's doing , whatever he's creating in this process , right , the time limit comes up and now , all of a sudden , he , he adheres to the rule or to the agreement , and he , he tries to go and find something else , and now he's just fucking depressed . Mm-hmm now what ?
Speaker 2I Mean do . I see , that don't mean that we are meant to be together . Mmm , do what makes you happy . Don't feel happiness on my behalf . Don't don't do that , because I don't need you resent me , but what I'm saying is if .
Speaker 2If I can ask , for a year , if this has been your 100% focus and nothing , we have not made any movements closer to this goal . There's some other things I'm gonna need you to start doing . I'm not saying you have to give up on what you're doing , but now this can no longer just be the main focus , because I've been holding us afloat for all this time . I need some help . To Monday good , I got hopes and dreams .
Speaker 1Yeah , sure .
Speaker 2So , okay . We have to work some out , but if that's your focus and that's what makes you happy , you can't live without it . I'm fine with that . That's the look to you . I'll be your number one fan when you finally make it . However , I won't be your living fan . We're gonna have to move on .
Speaker 1Well , so next one is let's go .
Relationship, Confessions, and Intimacy
Speaker 1My mentor , who I'm in love with , is in love with my I Don't know what CB is already took a turn .
Speaker 2Okay , read it again . My mentor what ?
Speaker 1my mentor . Okay , I am in love with , is in love with my CB . What is CB ?
Speaker 2What is CB I ?
Speaker 1Don't know who cheats on him . I Don't know what a CB is .
Speaker 2I was CB y'all and the comment tells what a CB keep reading to me . Maybe it's a contact .
Speaker 1Let's see my mentor graduated , so he's not around . I Want to tell my mentor , but how do I do it without making it seem like I am jealous ? I do one day want to be with him , but I don't think he's interested .
Speaker 2I don't think somebody's interested . Why do you want somebody to want you ? That's weird energy . You chasing him , but who chasing you ? What ? We're those times ? People that don't want you . Why are you in this man business If he happy being blissfully just ignorant to the shit , this hat ? Why are ?
Speaker 1you trying to run ?
Speaker 2Because he , because she won't hit me . Like why would you cold mess that up ? That's weird . Go find somebody that want you . That's my advice . I'll find somebody who wants you . That's yeah , that's the best advice . Find somebody who wants you the way you want them , damn . That's weird no behavior is , stop being weird that's crazy .
Speaker 1What's ?
Speaker 2your self harder than somebody else , like that's . What's the next story ?
Speaker 1I'm not the next and the last story is Confession is I was having casual sex with a dread-headed demon and now he cut me off through texts .
Speaker 2Oh Po-chan .
Speaker 1I later found out , I had trice Trich oh , he gave her trick of monies . But he never confronted me , so I never said anything . Mmm get back comes in many forms . End of confession . How do y'all feel about that ?
Speaker 2wait , what's the get back ? Yeah , that's .
Speaker 1I guess she had it .
Speaker 2Okay , so here's the thing , Little educational moment for y'all . Trick of Monus is almost completely undetectable in men . Y'all do not be knowing if y'all have it , y'all there's . There's like almost no symptoms whatsoever . Y'all know until you've given it to somebody and then she says something and now you gotta go get tested to . Now you know . You know he didn't know , it's highly likely he did not know .
Speaker 1What , what exactly is that ? Oh , what is it trick ?
Speaker 2It's not technically an STD , but it's like an infection , oh yeah . Okay , okay , you gotta go take some antibiotics .
Speaker 1You know what I'm reading .
Speaker 2This is one of the most common sexual disease .
Speaker 1It's very common . Why common ? Because you know , got you Okay , I don't have no symptoms of it .
Speaker 2Wow , I'm not making no excuses for nobody , because it is people out there that pass shit on like you know , I know any In order to do it right . Yeah , but more than likely this situation he probably he probably didn't know , and this is why you kind of be funny and I let him know communication he's still out there fucking yeah , my demon dread dick .
Speaker 1She said he had so and that's why she said is get back , got it , okay , okay .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's wild .
Speaker 1And I got a short one for y'all . This is from another anonymous lady . What does it mean when your man tells you quote . You Tells you quote we don't have to kiss every day .
Speaker 2Baby , brush your teeth ? I don't . That's the only question . That's it , that's all to say yeah we don't have to kiss every day , I Would cry . My husband told me some shit like that . I Kissed that man every morning , I guess when he leave his house , I guess when he come home , I guess before we eat dinner . I kiss him all the time . What we don't have to kiss every day , like what's the schedule of kissing ? Then you think it's a breast thing . It has to be right and what else could it be ?
Speaker 2He just don't like his if your breasts think and I don't give a shit if your breasts think every day of the week , I'm still not doing this every Monday .
Speaker 1What my thoughts ? He adds morning breath .
Speaker 2Yes , we kissin .
Speaker 1Yeah , tongue kissing .
Speaker 2You doing too much , why you put the song in early morning now we're not tongue kissing with the funky breath . Well , depends on what we doing early morning . You know what you in my business . That's what you doing in my business .
Speaker 1Gotta brush it off .
Speaker 2You got to at some point , maybe he's just having he's been kissing her , obviously , this whole time , and now he's like you know , as a matter of fact , we don't kiss every day eat some to face . That's her man . She said my man . Yes , you got to eat to face the only thing I can come up with his breath . I can't come up with any other .
Speaker 2He kissing somebody else and he enjoys it more . And then he didn't know until he kissed somebody else and was like bitch , you can't kiss . He didn't realize that her kissing was bad . He kissed somebody else . That maybe she has bad kisses and he maybe thought she would get better as they went along , but they didn't improve . So now he's like well , we ain't got to do this every day , he's got to be back . That's gotta be it . I can't be hiding .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think , or you just could be just very Not in the kissing , that's a thing . Well then , how ?
Speaker 2do you get this far ? Well , yes . Then my next question is how long have y'all been together , that y'all been kissing every day , and now it's a problem now , it's not we got against every night .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2You might just not like kissing and didn't tell her because I was sudden . He's like I like you . I want to be with you in order to do that .
Speaker 1We can't kiss every day but I feel like , I feel like .
Speaker 2I .
Speaker 1Feel like okay , I feel like it's um , when you don't do things outside of like being friends , like kissing sex , you just friends , you just there , your room is just two people like you have to do something , so you when there's no physical intimacy .
Speaker 2You say it's just like it's just a roommate situation .
Speaker 1I don't mean yeah , you just my friend , we go out to eat a lot , we dance . Yeah , we sign we sign together .
Speaker 2But we , I'm asking , don't , do I have a morning ritual ? I have a morning ritual and I love the fact that babe is aware of how this works . Mm-hmm , I love his neck . You see how it has a really thick like I love his neck . So every morning when I wake up , mm-hmm , I kissed him from his earlobe down to his collarbone on the right . So
Loyalty vs Commitment
Speaker 2are you . And then I come over now and now , because he knows that now it's the left turn , he turns his head like he's ready for it , yeah , yeah . And then we finish it on the like every yes , I every day . Yeah , not him turn his head . Rain , he'd be ready . He'd be like We'd have to break up .
Speaker 1Yeah , we would have to break we would fight , that we would break up in fight . I want my kisses , no fucking way that's why I just I can't , I can't see myself . Listen , man .
Speaker 2I need my kisses .
Speaker 1There's no way . We have to we have . There's no way . I'm not doing that , bro , like no yeah , every day .
Speaker 2We don't have to have sex every day , but hugs and kisses , and Every day , every day , yeah , got you every day too . That's a must .
Speaker 1We gotta give it . Okay , let me ask y'all this why do y'all like Do this to our butts , like y'all poking , y'all grabbing , like what , what , what's up ?
Speaker 2I mean , I'm definitely a little tap when they come by , why not ?
Speaker 1Yeah , what's up ?
Speaker 2I mean to be so bubbly .
Speaker 1I like to smack it like it's just why do y'all do you know he be walking around ? I'll do it .
Speaker 2I just be like yeah , y'all do it . Why do y'all do it ? Because it's y'all , y'all got it . Y'all got it too . Oh my , please wait , y'all got it too . Nice firm . You a ass laugh as a sign of appreciation like I appreciate . Good job , baby , I appreciate you . Basketball . Why can't smack you say yeah , double in this bitch . What are you talking about , you ?
Speaker 1get this game in a snack you dismounted out of that .
Speaker 2So well , baby , yes , good game . What are you talking about ? Did this not be serious ?
Speaker 1They do .
Speaker 2I feel like us at us slapping y'all's asses or like that's like signs of appreciation , that's how we showing y'all like you know , we see you . If you don't get your ass up , you're not doing it right .
Speaker 1So I like you I like you . Okay , so y'all put it that way she like you .
Speaker 2I got it , not you looking disappointed the answer .
Speaker 1I can't be mad at you .
Speaker 2You can't get mad at that .
Speaker 1I can't , just because , because because the latter is , it's terrible , you're not liking me , that's bad terrible . Because I say that all the time . You have to like the person that you with I don't give a fuck about love like you have to like that person first , mm-hmm . So I much rather her like me than anything .
Speaker 2Yeah , she likes that ass . Soon she get home .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , yes , yes okay , last question before we get up out of here . Oh shit , we going far , far .
Speaker 2It's okay . So we have a few moments , let's go .
Speaker 1Let me see , do I want to do okay ? So my question is Is it ? I don't know if I want to do respect Okay , do you want ? Would you rather have loyalty or commitment ? You can only hit , you can't say both . Loyalty or commitment . It doesn't matter what type of friendship , relationship , whatever ship you want to put this on , would you much rather have loyalty or commitment ?
Speaker 2Wait , okay , wait . Loyalty or commitment ? Give the dody . What do you mean by commitment ? Like we locked in and it's what you know . Like what you mean by commitment , because I feel like that's what loyalty is too . So explain to me the difference . I'm not gonna be slow , I'm just gonna make sure you understand . We're coming from loyalty .
Speaker 1I'm looking at loyalty like .
Speaker 2I heard it because I was trying my best to say yeah , I can't , I can't never hold it . I was , I held it in damn . The first time he said the shit , I was about to sing it . Ah Lee . Okay , it could be , uh .
Speaker 1Okay , I . The reason why this question came up is because , um , I was thinking about like people in general and how they operate , because loyalty is so fickle . In my experience , anybody can . People are loyal to a fault . They're loyal .
Speaker 1They'll just be loyal to you , like it doesn't matter what happens as long as you keep giving them . Whatever it is that you're giving them , they're there . That doesn't mean they like you , that doesn't mean they respect you . That doesn't mean , as long as you keep giving me a dollar every day , i'ma be there . That's not . But commitment to me is like you're committed . No matter if you like me , no matter if you rock with me today , no matter if I stink today , you're commit , you're there , period . You're there . You're gonna make sure this job is done , which would you rather have .
Speaker 2Would I rather have a loyal or committed person ?
Speaker 1Cause I've seen loyal people quit jobs . Never seen a committed person quit a job .
Speaker 2Yeah , I was just about to say this . I swear to God , that was where I was going . I'm thinking about it in like the perspective of a job , like I've made a commitment to jobs before . I'ma come here every day . I fucking hate it here , i'ma talk shit about y'all , I'm not gonna get no fucking love or respect for me , but I come here every day Because you giving me a paycheck , yep .
Speaker 1I don't like y'all cause .
Speaker 2I'm here and then , if you're loyal , explain like how , if you're loyal to your job , they not treating you right , but you still showing up as loyalty . I'ma be there , i'ma be stupid .
Speaker 1Now that that's done for stupid ?
Speaker 2No that's not stupid . I'ma be a good community , but I'ma go with loyal . I'ma go with loyal over committed .
Speaker 1I would want somebody to be stupid for me . That sounds stupid , but I want somebody loyal , cause I want somebody to be stupid for me .
Speaker 2I have my days where I just ain't me and I need you to still be loyal . You need loyalty , you need loyalty .
Speaker 1So loyalty , loyalty for great what you saying for you .
Speaker 2I mean wow , why you gotta pick one Cause that's the question , man , if platforms can never answer no even or a question , and don't we can never answer no either .
Speaker 1Dogs and hamburger . I don't care what it is Making a hot dogs .
Speaker 2You know how dog is a taco White man's taco . I seen that shit grits .
Speaker 1I thought it was a sandwich , I think it's tea .
Speaker 2last night it's a taco . No , it is not A sandwich . A sandwich has bread on two side , but a hot dog bun is covered three sides , which makes it a taco . Taco Hands down . Agree to that . I seen that video .
Speaker 1So because the roof is off , the titties is out . That makes it a taco .
Speaker 2Yeah , because the roof is off . It's a taco , it's only on one side . What that makes sense .
Speaker 1That makes real sense . I don't know that . I never looked at food like that . I'm surprised .
Speaker 2I'm who's sending you a video ? I ?
Speaker 1need to watch it .
Speaker 2Y'all sent that to me . No , I sent it to Tammy , I sent it to you , but I never sent it to Tammy .
Speaker 1I don't be sending y'all the same stuff .
Speaker 2Don't sit here and think y'all get the same video from me , because y'all don't , y'all don't .
Speaker 1Y'all totally different stuff .
Speaker 2No , I sent y'all the same shit because that should be funny . One time he sent me a video , I'm like you sent it to the grits Because I was about to send it right to your ass Because that shit wasn't hilarious . You know what video it was . I was like did you send us the grits ?
Speaker 1Oh , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2What was the video that made ?
Speaker 1me feel the feeling . It was Hold on . Was it the little midget joke ? I was like what's up with midget ? I sent him a midget .
Speaker 2Because you don't send me midget videos , but he do . Stop sending me fucking midget videos .
Speaker 1I don't even watch them , no more .
Speaker 2I'm gonna tell you right now , as soon as I see a midget pop on the screen , I don't watch it , so I'm like this is about to make me not be interested in midgets , and I can't do this in my life . He sent me a video and I was like yo did you send me the grits . He's like you know I did . I was like , yeah , he stays sending me midget videos and I'm like why that was a good one , though that was such a good one .
Speaker 1I was so impressed .
Speaker 2I was gonna send it to y'all but I was like , no , I'm gonna keep her for myself because she kind of cute , that's messed up . Was she in a blue dress ?
Speaker 1I ain't on send to see y'all right now .
Speaker 2Is she in a blue dress ? No , she was not in any kind of dress . Damn why that's not in the group chat . I'm saying that .
Speaker 1Titties was out .
Speaker 2What is your answer to your question that you asked us ? Loyalty or what you got going on ?
Speaker 1That's funny . That's funny . I was just reading Scruff's comment . For me , I would much rather have commitment . I fuck with commitment . I don't want a .
Speaker 2Commitment and loyalty sound so close to me . I don't know how to , because if your commitment is about it . If you're committed , you're committed to your marriage and , regardless of she is having her day , you're still coming home , you're still showing up . Loyalty is when okay , you out there doing some crazy shit and the world sees you , I'm still sticking beside you , regards of what the world , how the world sees you right now . I'm still going to hold you down , regards of what you're portraying to everyone else . I got your back .
Speaker 1Right , but that's you being loyal . The other person is not loyal to you Because you wouldn't have to stick beside them if they were doing . I think I take commitment to you .
Speaker 2I guess I want both . I want both . I want even though the world might see me crazy you still loyal , and I want you to be committed at the same time . Yeah , I'm going to be that girl I can answer to .
Speaker 1That's why I was like I think that I think this would be a good question to ask the ladies . You know , it's just one of them things , just because , would you ?
Speaker 2think about it . Yeah , what you really value . Yeah , what you value more of .
Speaker 1Yeah for show . Let's see , we didn't really put up a bunch . We're trying to change the format for the show . We didn't put up a bunch of the comments , but let's read them , okay . Hymnathy says why is there a time limit with men in regards to , I guess , chasing their dreams ?
Speaker 2Y'all are not putting standards and limits on the women y'all deal with . That's y'all fault . Everybody got a fucking limit . Tell me my friend , to my fucking heart , if she have a bad day , she know what is it . You got 48 hours to get past this shit . You got a fucking limit . Everybody and everything . There is a limit because sometimes not sometimes , but you have to move on . Life goes on . You can't just stagnate .
Speaker 2Y'all got to start making limits . That's fine .
Accents and Humor
Speaker 2Any bitch in the God fuck with is time frames to get some shit together .
Speaker 1You know what taught me that ? Not to like , serious us out or make this like real dark . But I just lost my little brother , like last year , and it was the weirdest shit like seeing and I felt like it was the dark cloud over me but it was still niggas going to McDonald's and going to the liquor store and , I guess , going to work , like life goes fucking on , oh .
Speaker 2I got you . You're going through this moving like no one . Nobody really had to happen to you .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm crushed , but people are still bumping music . The world does not stop . I'm like , oh shit . So yeah , you're right , it's time limits . It's time limits for show For show . Scruff said oh , he was referring to the neck . Kisses exposed in the neck is dangerous .
Speaker 2Protect your neck , shorty . Abusive Domestic violence over there , it don't happen over here . You think she worked for the W W F like no , that don't happen over here . Next , a safe in my you got to tap out when she can get Right . Wow , that's dangerous .
Speaker 1Scruff said loyalty , he chose loyalty all day .
Speaker 2No , he loves you .
Speaker 1He's Scruff . Also said a grit stone . Send me shit . Tammy sends me vids of women yelling at their husbands .
Speaker 2I feel like he can relate . That's all what he laughs .
Speaker 1That's a very niche .
Speaker 2It is . I'm not going to tell you something about these videos . Hold on , these men love that shit . I can't explain to you like they love the verbal abuse , like they love . This is not them just , oh my God , no .
Speaker 1They're laughing and enjoying this shit .
Speaker 2Oh okay . They're picking their women off on purpose to yell at them type shit , that's the niche , that is like that's , it's not them being abused ?
Speaker 1No , they are , they're loving this shit .
Speaker 2Yeah , they're like tons of pages and made like I love my wife does this watch and then like and she's going off , he's over there getting happy , like it's crazy . These women are reading them and going in and they're happy .
Speaker 1Yes , it's a strange one . It's low key lit . Yeah , it's crazy , oh man . Okay , we did it , we did it .
Speaker 2Thanks for joining us .
Speaker 1Thank you all for joining us Scruff is banter , not verbal abuse .
Speaker 2There we go .
Speaker 1Banter is , yes , completely different From verbal abuse . Verbal abuse is very sad .
Speaker 2Shout out to my sister , my mom , for pulling up on us .
Speaker 1Yes , mama , big tam tam , is that your little sister ?
Speaker 2I'm my little sister oh little tam tam .
Speaker 1Okay , oh Lord , they out there with you when they at In Atlanta , oh ETL . They're on the corner , all right , then on tap that she cares , don't start , that's how she talked to me today .
Speaker 2I was like please stop talking like you from five points . Please stop that should be lit .
Speaker 1I like it when they're talking . I did too , though I know . My sister does it so well , it's crazy .
Speaker 2No , I'm talking about Come on , she's crazy Fuck you mean , yeah , that word , fuck out , there they're like you know , they're like fuck you , come up .
Speaker 1It's like oh that feels like home .
Speaker 2You say that's good and where y'all from . I don't even really do this for real .
Speaker 1You know how I go to school .
Speaker 2I'm trying to be a nurse or whatever Medical assistant .
Speaker 1You got some big ass titties to be a medical assistant .
Speaker 2You know , I'm not a doctor .
Speaker 1I'm not a doctor . I'm not a doctor . I'm not a doctor .
Speaker 2I'm not a doctor .
Speaker 1I'm not a doctor . I get to be a medical assistant .
Speaker 2You know what ? I think ? You said that to a woman before he said that exact statement to a woman before , not through . My patients man .
Speaker 1Oh , for a while Checking me in .
Speaker 2And she checked in for 18 . 20 an hour Okay . Whatever , living her best life , okay .
Speaker 1Living her best life . I tried to be a L . You talk about Nick you talk about . Nick got me fucked up out here could .
Speaker 2I can't wait to get her down here so she can just hear her floor , especially because Savannah has a mix of New Orleans , like that Gitchy sound it's so country and then a little bit of we got Jacksonville right down the street , so Savannah has all of that in one Baby . They sound crazy .
Speaker 1I can't wait to like get a Charleston accent down pat . I can't get it .
Speaker 2I can't get it that shit .
Speaker 1Grits that shit is nuts , it's fun . It's fun you think like Baltimore sounds crazy . It's like a singing Jamaican , like I can't really get it . I know how you mean .
Speaker 2You can't quite get it out there . Yeah , with the singing and the little bit of Northern shit they try to put in there , but it's country as fuck . I can't explain it , but I know I hear you .
Speaker 1That's what it is when they say about .
Speaker 2it's kind of like Canadian , I can't do it .
Speaker 1No , it's not , hey , what you talking about Like it's like really like singy Jamaican , I'm telling you .
Speaker 2What you talking about .
Speaker 1I can't do it either .
Speaker 2I can't do that one . I can't do that one . I'm only bringing this up , since we're talking about accents . So my son was here this whole week for his 20th birthday . Happy birthday , baby Happy birthday .
Speaker 2One of his best friend who was also celebrating his birthday . They both just turned 20 . Okay , they do this thing . And when I tell you I've never spent so much time laughing so hard that I had to rush to the bathroom so I didn't pee on myself . Oh , it was a good lamb . They talk to each other like have regular conversations . You know how boys talk to each other and they talk shit and they crack and jokes and they talking about each other . They're playing the video game , right ?
Speaker 1Mm , hmm .
Speaker 2To player and I just hear them talking and they do it in this Asian accent , they do it in a Chinese accent and it is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life .
Speaker 1I need an example . I need an example , God . I wish I could do my son ?
Speaker 2I really want to hear this . My son is so good at this . I'm like how did you get so good at this ? I don't know .
Speaker 1Like we're playing Jenga yeah .
Speaker 2And he was like I wish I could do this . I can't do an Asian accent . What she would like ? Oh , I lost that kind of Like , he makes it like high pitch . He makes it kind of like high pitch and he drags all the words like he does it so well . He said something . We was , we were talking about some girls and he was like he was saying he in like her face , but he said it in the . Asian accent , like the way he said , like I can't do that .
Speaker 2I'm gonna get him to when he gets home , cause they left us . They left . He should be home by now . Anyway , I'm gonna have him FaceTime me and I'm a screen recorded and I'm gonna have him do that shit Because y'all have got to hear it .
Speaker 2Mind y'all , my son is six foot five , 200 and some odd fucking pounds and to hear this high pitch Asian voice and he says to sit so quick and so fast , come out of his mouth . He's a funny fucking shit . I wanna learn how to have an Asian accent . I'm gonna start just watching Asian shit , just so I can do it , that's it . That's it . That's how I got my UK down watching Bridgerton every day .
Speaker 1Watching the British stuff .
Speaker 2So now I gotta watch . I need to fight . I immerse myself on the podcast and I immerse myself on , like some of the TV shows , and you know the people I've been listening to on stereo , so I was like this is take it down .
Speaker 1But now we've been doing Asian accent down .
Speaker 2Yeah , he got it . Me and Gryffin bus out into the UK accent in a heartbeat . Can you imagine we bus out to the Asian accent . Maybe we will never stop learning . No , no , check this out . So he doing an Asian accent and Mario started talking to him in the damn African accent . And this nigga's African accent is fucking phenomenal and I'm standing in this .
Speaker 1You should have done your UK one because you got your UK down . You could have done it , I could not stop laughing .
Speaker 2I could not stop laughing . I need y'all to imagine what a conversation between somebody from Zimbabwe and somebody from Tokyo sounds like it's the funniest fucking shit . That sounds like content . That's what it sounds like .
Speaker 1He's a Nigerian scammer .
Speaker 2That's so funny . He sounds just like him . I'm like how do you do that ?
Speaker 1That shit is funny .
Speaker 2I can't do a whole , you can do an accent .
Speaker 1No , I can't do the Nigerian one I can do , oh my God , but that's it . I can't like talk , oh my God , oh my God .
Speaker 2Oh my God , brothers , look around here , brothers . Who's the beautiful Nubian queen here ? Beautiful Everyone . Take a picture .
Speaker 1Pizza . I can't do it . That shit's funny . I wish I could do that in a British one .
Speaker 2I can't do it . Let me hear your UK real quick . How do you have a few words down If I say those few words and it'll just sound like that , whatever I say , it Like little O is my favorite word to say .
Speaker 1Nah , bruv Bruv , fam , Fam , fam , fam . Listen , bruv , she's crazy fam , I'm not a popo .
Speaker 2Oh , this is my life right here . What else Come ? On bruv Bruv .
Speaker 1You got the blow .
Speaker 2I know they probably listen to us in cringe , like what are you doing ?
Speaker 1I don't know what they're doing . I don't know what , but the irony of it is their rendition of us like hood niggas .
Speaker 2Be on point , we got it perfect . I don't know how to do that I don't know how to do that .
Speaker 1I'd be so shocked when I see you . I'd be like oh , come on , bruv . Like what ? This is what you do in an interview . Hold on , hold on . I thought you was a killer . How'd I do it ? I thought you was from Los Angeles .
Speaker 2Their American accent is it's like so perfect I ?
Speaker 1don't know how , how they do it , and they get the regions down pat . That's the scary part . They can sound like down south niggas New York , niggas West .
Speaker 2Coast niggas . I like when you do the country accent Like how do you do that that ?
Speaker 1shit is crazy to me , nuts . But yeah , we got to work on the accent , so we working on Japanese , asian .
Speaker 2Because you know it's different ones .
Speaker 1It's Chinese it's Japanese , it's Filipino . Filipinos have the they're like oh .
Speaker 2They more like yeah , there's like , it's like in the back of their throat .
Speaker 1Yeah , so it's different ones , and there's real high pitch . We're like hello sir , how are you when they talk in English ? How are you Hello ?
Speaker 2Oh , we got to work on this . This is going to be fun .
Speaker 1Yeah , it should be .
Speaker 2OK .
Speaker 1Easy to copy when you made the language .
Speaker 2So I do my UK and Grits do her Asian , you doing the Jamaican one . What you doing ?
Speaker 1Oh shit , I can't do . No Jamaican shit . I got a problem , we can do it . I got to find a lane .
Speaker 2My brother , my brother .
Speaker 1Got to find a lane . That shit , jamaican is hard .
Speaker 2Is the me rude boy ? Yeah , I don't know .
Speaker 1It only sound right when you do a couple words . Jamaican is hard .
Speaker 2Oh shoot .
Speaker 1Producer says it's time .
Speaker 2She says it's time I seen it .
Speaker 1All right , y'all . Thank y'all for joining us . Man , we're going to get up out of here . Y'all have been amazing and great as usual
Casual Chat About Random Topics
Speaker 1. Next Saturday we will be back . Chip , Chip , Cheerio , Chip Cheerio .
Speaker 2Cheerio .
Speaker 1I don't even listen to that .
Speaker 2OK , I'll be quiet . I'm chill .
Speaker 1All right , Mike .
Speaker 2Grits , do not go . You're not going to say no , I'm not playing with y'all .
Speaker 1OK , you don't have nothing to say , mike , you don't know what Wow , not your mate , no more . Nothing to say , bruv . You will be a fam , you definitely fam , you definitely fam . Do not call me fam .
Speaker 2Come on , fam Bravo .
Speaker 1I got to give me a knife .
Speaker 2Bravo , you checked us out . She didn't even call fam .
Speaker 1Crazy what do you for Crazy Because we don't carry guns Can guns .
Speaker 2You can have guns , so you just got stabbed .
Speaker 1Oh , this is true , a little shanking , a little shanking , it'll do .
Speaker 2Why am I talking to y'all ? Bye everybody . Y'all have a good night . Make sure you follow . Make sure you follow , subscribe all the social medias . Say hi , speak to us . I'm going to put the not going lie , the NGL link up on the tool chicks page . If you guys have any confessions that you guys want to send in , you can always click on that little head there . You can send your confessions as anonymously as you want . None of us will fucking know that it's you . So if you want to tell your business and don't want nobody to know it's you , the link will be there .
Speaker 1That was all your questions .
Speaker 2That was all the questions . Other than that , we're out . It's been nice . Well out , it's been fun . It's been $85,000 . Harry Potter what ?
Speaker 1Is that ?
Speaker 2Harry Potter . Is that Harry Potter ? Is that Harry Potter ?
Speaker 1Yeah , it's a little hot pot Harry Potter or a broom Harry Potter in a room . Harry Potter , harry Potter .
Speaker 2Over there . All right , harry Potter everywhere we're doing . Got to do that .
