No Shade Just Palm Trees
Welcome to the 'No Shade Just Palm Trees Podcast,’ where shade is scarce, and laughter grows abundantly! Join our hosts, the man who traded his rap dreams for comedic schemes, as he spins tales of humorous misadventures and serves up life's quirks with a side of wit. Alongside him are two fabulous, ill in more ways than one, highly intelligent, beautiful unstoppable women, sharing their sizzling hot takes on life with freestyle comedy. Get ready for a podcast oasis filled with humor, laughter, and a whole lot of sunshine that’s inspiring, refreshing and informative. It's not just a show; it's a tropical vibe for your ears!
No Shade Just Palm Trees
EP. 247 "Tales of Slang, Survival, and Southern Charm"
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Y'all ever find yourselves stepping into a pair of worn cowboy boots, feeling the pull of a wild, yet comforting Southern twang in your soul? That's the journey we're about to embark on, where our laughter intertwines with the profound beats of cultural exchange and the intimate dance of human relationships. From the competitive jookin of Memphis to the pride of land ownership in the South, we're serving up a sweet tea blend of nostalgia and real-life wisdom. Each step of the way, you'll find bits of yourself in the candid stories we share, from our own marriage adventures—complete with the daily mantra of "my wife"—to the quirky charm of Southern expressions that keep our roots firmly planted in rich soil.
As we swap tales and debate, buckle up for a whirlwind ride through the complexities of cultural representation and identity. We've got the tough questions on the table: Are we oversharing our essence, or just contributing to the great cultural melting pot? We're stirring the pot on everything from relationship dynamics and the practicality of love in a modern world, to polygamy, money matters, and the realities of interracial dating. And because we keep it as real as grandma's apple pie, we're not shying away from the deeper musings on cultural shifts, the transformation of slang, and the enduring impact of films that shaped us.
We round out our revelry with thoughtful reflections on emerging from the COVID-19 era with relationships intact, and the crucial importance of healing from sexual trauma. Our conversation is a patchwork quilt of emotions, from lighthearted banter to the intimate sharing of personal insights, inviting you to ponder the roles we play and the words we use. Join us, your trusty guides through this rich tapestry of life, for a symphony of stories that resonate with humor, heartache, and the hope of healing. This ain't just a podcast, it's a front porch sit-down with friends, where every voice matters, and every story is a thread in the beautiful fabric of our collective experience.
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What's up? Everybody? We're doing a little thing, a little bit different. We're not doing lives, no more. First, let me introduce the show. This is no Shages, palm Trees, two Ill Chicks. You know the fucking lie. We're going to try to give y'all more organized show versus. I mean, we did like the lives, it was good, we still do those, but yeah, we tried to give y'all more organization versus the chaos.
Speaker 3As best as we can, as best as we can he's?
Speaker 2going to get it. Yeah, you're going to get it because I mean, it's two ill chicks.
Speaker 1Come on, man, and we hold it down for grits, you know we got to hold it down for grits. Y'all hold it down for grits as well. I'm so used to saying tapping into the comments, but it ain't no comment.
Speaker 3No, they still got to type in.
Speaker 2They still got to tap into the comments. But it's no how the show goes. It just ain't loud.
Speaker 3Give me the comments, we watch them. I like reading comments.
Speaker 1So let's set these vies for this week, man. I hope y'all doing good, I hope y'all doing great, and let's go.
Speaker 2Hey, let go.
Speaker 3Now we're the fight hey.
Speaker 2Hey.
Speaker 1Hey.
Speaker 2Hey hey, hey, hey, hey hey. Let go Yo. Yeah, ho, yeah, ho, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah bro. Am I shit pumping up in the jail, hold it.
Speaker 1Yeah, hold it, yeah, slow it down, slow it down.
Speaker 3Listen, listen. That's my line of the whole song. Where's she from again?
Speaker 1Memphis.
Speaker 3That's yeah.
Speaker 1How about I say she's calling my?
Speaker 3people she's calling, like my family, crouvin' on Crouvin' man.
Speaker 1But you know what's hard, you know. So you know your family from Memphis.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm, my daddy's, all them people still there.
Speaker 1And Jukin', jukin' is so hard the way they dance.
Speaker 3Listen, I was born there and I can't jute. I can't jute, you can't. You see that. You see that footwork. You see that they got it's a jute, it's like a turk, it's like a. I can't do that. It didn't even. It's just footwork. I can't do that shit. Like I don't even know what side of Memphis that's on, though that I don't think that's what's outside. I don't know about that, I don't know.
Speaker 1Baby telling that shit. And all this time Crunchy Black been doin' it and we was just like what he been killin' it, baby, you can't hello.
Speaker 3But that gave me Florida vibes too, though, like you know how they were doin' the. What do you call that dance? A juk.
Speaker 1Oh, there's a juk.
Speaker 3They have a juk too. They have a juk Okay, okay. J-o-k. I think it's spelled anyway. Yeah, that got one too.
Speaker 1Yeah, I fuck with it.
Speaker 3I fuck with all that shit.
Speaker 1I think I said that on oh yeah, you not on my. Well, you on Facebook, but you not on Facebook.
Speaker 3Yeah, I've been on Twitter. You see me. I be like you sometime when I get on it. It take me couple weeks, but I get to you Five months later. I'm cool, that's funny.
Speaker 1But down here like the flex is like buying land and shit, like in the South.
Speaker 3You talking about in Georgia. Yeah, you mean in the seaport.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah yeah, yes, yes I like that, I like that, I do declare.
Speaker 2We do not declare shit.
Speaker 1We won't Dubleously, I do declare.
Speaker 3I didn't write it dubleously down. That's a good one. Write that down, that's a maybe. I got no total.
Speaker 1Have dashes and heba globlins in a dubleity.
Speaker 3Listen. For some reason that goes really well. Even though none of the words match, it works you don't know if it makes sense, but it works Somehow. All about clothing. But you say I have a dash for a good time. I know we about to have some fun. Absolutely, I still can't move.
Speaker 1Yeah, I too. Yeah, I too. But how you been, big time, sam, you been good, I've been great.
Speaker 3I mean, you know, when you got the body aches and stuff like goat poop. Other than that, happy to be alive, I'm happy to be. How are you doing, married man, you know? Yeah, hey, your post, that Sam, the post that got me. I know you see me like that. I smell it. Now Let me show a little scene. I smell it, let's go.
Speaker 1I want to make marriage cool. Like I really want to make marriage cool. I think it is cool.
Speaker 3I think it's dope as fuck.
Speaker 1I think it's so dope like. Marriage is just like.
Speaker 3The is beautiful, especially when you're a person and someone who's going to work with you and like really listen and forgive you when you say some crazy shit, because I say crazy stuff.
Speaker 2I don't know, no, this patient is very patient.
Speaker 1I know, like me leaving clothes and oh man. I just know, looking at the look I looked over there now Like I know, I know, I know it can get irritating, I'm sure, but I appreciate it. So yeah, that's what's been taking so long.
Speaker 2You know we've had your post, I love it.
Speaker 3The post you said. How many times you're gonna say wife, my wife?
Speaker 2my wife, my wife is.
Speaker 3Let me ask my wife.
Speaker 2Have you been?
Speaker 3ready to say oh, I got to get what? Let me ask my wife I don't even. That's your excuse. Got so much stuff now I love it. You have an excuse not to do it with me. Oh, lady, say I got to go home, I got to go home you got it now. You got it, you in there, I love it.
Speaker 1Every time I pull up to a drive-through I be like handing out my car, my little debit card.
Speaker 2Getting drinks like thanks, appreciate it Like this.
Speaker 3Yeah, you holding it like this, I know you see it.
Speaker 1Oh status, I love it. I love this shit. I see why women do it, but I don't know why men don't celebrate it that much. I just wish it was more like public.
Speaker 3Do you think more men settle and that's why they don't get excited about being married or not, to mean men find love for real, they just kind of settle or like a shit like I might as well See you at the altar in your white dress. He said we're not getting no younger, so we might as well do it. That's how y'all get married, not like y'all in love.
Speaker 1That is true. I don't think men do not get married for love. It's more so of a respect deal.
Speaker 3They have duties Like.
Speaker 1I want to provide for someone.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I think it's good that you're excited about being married. Plus, you're a good woman. You got a good woman. Who not going to sing a poppy line?
Speaker 1That thing, mm-hmm, when I tell you, I cry.
Speaker 3I'm a good woman, do you understand? You don't get both all the time, mr Royce. Now you got a good, fine woman. Hard, that's hard, hard.
Speaker 1What does that work? You did that Listen. Man Went up to the altar. We went to the courthouse.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1We were outside Her family, my family. This is an immediate family.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1So get up there I'm already standing up there. She comes, she's playing B and all that good stuff and she was she got away.
Speaker 3I seen it, that thing, a little bit by now I was like oh, I ain't no producer with Tick, let's go producer, she's gone. Man, see how she holding and stuff. I ain't even know Somebody, let me find out. Let me find out, because I ain't even know, not me. I'm like boy, you seen producer, look at her, she's thick up, she's thick up.
Speaker 1If Grits was here, she'd be like I don't even know what that means, but yeah, in fact she would say that so we had to, we standing up there or whatever, and the judge is like yeah, you can go ahead, mr Moore, and you guys have elected to create or say your own vows. Oh, you did, yeah Got up there Couldn't even get that shit out. I say about three words. I was like, yeah, you know, I will always love you and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3It's a wrap. I knew, she know what I mean. She know my heart. I knew her. I know you had to be crying and shit, fuck that I was saying some dumb shit.
Speaker 1I love you with my knees.
Speaker 3I love that for you, carry you on my back, I will back up. That's love.
Speaker 2That was terrible.
Speaker 3And then her ass.
Speaker 1just read it clear. Like she was like there, like you Look at you.
Speaker 3Let me read my shit so he can know how serious it is. Payton, uh, that will obey me. Now I wanna be your ass, but I'm here for it, no problem.
Speaker 1No, no, no, nothing, no, no nothing that's love.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's nice, that's just nice.
Speaker 1That's a hell of nice. But yeah man, that shit is crazy. Oh, that's just hell of crazy.
Speaker 3How did it go this?
Speaker 1early, thank you, thank you. Did your wedding go anyway like that? Y'all had a wedding we had.
Speaker 3We went to the courthouse a courthouse, it was a random day too. We already had got the license or whatever. We were just kind of like we was going to plan something, but of course life was life, and then we can plan in the way we wanted to. So just went to the courthouse. It's just us and I don't know. It was sweet and we did this, we did, we did our own little vows or whatever. I can't do this. See, I'm like. You're on the big most bar. You're not going to have to be crying on this. Live, that's my dog, that's my man, that's my husband. Okay, I'm a G Almost.
Speaker 2Bokel be a big cry Talking about. I just love him so much, so much love.
Speaker 3The whole live done. We can't even get to do the live, we can't even tell how much we love these assets. Oh shit, that's a good man. Savannah, that is a good man.
Speaker 2Oh shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, we can't even do it.
Speaker 1No, we can't, but I have a pressing question for you, though. I see this question goes as follows Okay. Why are pirates called pirates? Think about it.
Speaker 3Why are pirates called pirates? Well, I know they're still the booty that got anything to do with anything. No, no, pirates. No, no, that one. I was going to try to say something crazy, but I don't know. None of us know pirates. Help me out. Well, why they call pirates?
Speaker 1They just are.
Speaker 2Good day.
Speaker 3Good damn day to you, sir. Okay, I'm done. I mean, I could have had one prepared for you. I like that, and I only have one prepared to you. I'm gonna have one for you next time, don't worry about it. I see what you want to do. We doing this, we doing this. That joke on site, on site. You hear me? Hey, I had to.
Speaker 1I had to.
Speaker 3I'd be ready and that just. The kids just gave me some.
Speaker 1They did.
Speaker 3I got you Money. Catch me outside, okay.
Speaker 1Okay, one more, one more.
Speaker 2Hold on.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm ready, okay.
Speaker 1What's the difference between Catholic priests and?
Speaker 3acne, I'm not playing with you. I was gonna play with you, but I can't play with you. You don't act right. What's the difference between Catholic priests and acne?
Speaker 1Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3You can't bust them today, ready, I don't know what is it. You're close.
Speaker 1One more. You can try one more.
Speaker 2I don't want to try the one more. I don't want it.
Speaker 1The difference is acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Bad times Bad times.
Speaker 3Hey Butler, here's this shit here. That was good. You can't do number play that song after that shit. I'm sorry I did that. I try every day to prepare myself to fight, not to go to hell, but then y'all put your damn ride with y'all on you and know the destination. Now I'm on my way with y'all.
Speaker 1It's fun. It's fun here.
Speaker 3I mean it is I'm like fine, Fuck it. Oh shit, okay.
Speaker 1Real questions, though Real questions, I got real questions.
Speaker 3Trust is gone, it's gone. I can't even. Oh my God.
Speaker 1It's real. It's real questions. I want to know like do you think that are we as a culture?
Speaker 3black people yeah.
Speaker 1Are we sharing too much of, I guess, our culture? Like, are we displaying too much? Because there's a movie called Magical Rooms of Negroes or some shit like that that's coming out. There's a black Twitter doc coming out. Everything that happens on TikTok, Instagram, the imaginary cookout.
Speaker 3It's inviting everybody to.
Speaker 1Yeah, are we just giving our secrets away? Because, like in the 90s, in the 90s we were kind of like misunderstood, like people white people ain't fucked with us, they ain't understand it. Okay, they understand it. They ain't understand hip hop, they ain't understand our comedy, they didn't understand our style and fashion, yeah. So now it's like Are we sharing too much, like are we giving away too much sauce?
Speaker 3I think we're a little more blended, but I still think, even with the sauce given, somehow the season and the transition and it all becomes unseasoned when it gets to them. So it doesn't matter, you give them some things, no matter what we do when we touch certain topics sports, singing, rapping, whatever it's still it's that season and that soul, that sauce that's put on it. If everybody can't put that on there, everybody can. So I don't know, even if we share this stuff right, I just don't think it's going. You can't put, you can't pull it together, right, like you've seen them take, talk, dance, some things be pissing me off, maybe up there trying to.
Speaker 1What is happening? Which are it's?
Speaker 3it's like, ok, y'all got it, and then we leave it alone, because what happens is, this is why we don't want to share, because they why we got to give it up, because now it's not out somewhere and you took it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that is.
Speaker 3I personally don't think you can like. The magical Negro movie that's coming out is complete satire. And I'm here for it. Yeah, I hear for it, because that's the come on. The white savior being making them comfortable, it's yeah, but it's always true than that, that's a tie. So no well, I'm here for it, I'm here for it. I'm here for more of this coming out, more of it beating out. But even if we give it to him, like I said, they don't always get it, they don't always understand it.
Speaker 1So so are you here for this?
Speaker 2So you're going to you better wipe them hands together.
Speaker 3It's like you know, up in here I'm on the fight. This is your voice to say you want the ambulance, bro.
Speaker 1You know, why should be word for word she? But she killed me in her way.
Speaker 3I was angry. I was angry after listening to this and I feel the spirits and I couldn't explain it.
Speaker 1It's zero sauce in.
Speaker 3This is zero soul is zero Did you get to the? Can you fast forward to the rap? Because maybe that did me in.
Speaker 1Oh they, they rap.
Speaker 3She wrapped the end like she does the little rap thing at the end, close to the end of the song. Let me see. That took me out. And what made me mad was I said he listened to the whole song, the whole song. I'm my. People say I'm up. I look people in the back say oh man, that's good stuff. Am I frozen? No, am I frozen? Oh man, what's happening here? Thank God we recording. Hold on, Let me text him. Oh, I did.
Speaker 2I keep the life be pumping. He's jumping. Make the Lordry something and you're shaming my game guards, probably kicking with the yoke and not offering me no, oh my God, they got to be Russian yeah. It's just they go away. Tp. Are you with me? Oh yeah, yeah, it's just they go away. Tp. Are you with me?
Speaker 1What is this?
Speaker 3Listen, this is a great example of Even if they get it, they can't complete it or execute it properly. And then also the stuff again how old is that song? How old is that song? So what they do get. They were like, oh, that's cool, and they try to bring it back, maybe like been there, done that, please stop.
Speaker 1This shit is disgusting.
Polygamy, Money, and Interracial Dating
Speaker 3I was so angry. That's why I sit here and watch this whole thing.
Speaker 1Wow, I dealt my first time ever, getting through it all. Like I didn't know, it was a rap part A rap part I threw my phone.
Speaker 3I threw it through. What I was like? First of all, I was like I didn't even know. I had a rap on this song for real, because that's not how he did it. That's crazy.
Speaker 1Terri Bley.
Speaker 3Basura, throw it in the dumpster.
Speaker 1I'm done, throw it in the trash. Yeah, that thing was bad, so yeah, so black. So we're not giving up too much and even if we did give it to him and I should they could do it, because this is clear and evident. And first, and I want to give us a round of applause, because we brought up Lonnie Williams and he has shot a video for that song she took your band from my inbox.
Speaker 3because of that I don't even want to say me. I'm going to tell, I'm going to block you.
Speaker 2I'm going to bring up the song.
Speaker 3I remember you sent this shit to me. I'm going to go back and block him for this. I ain't got time right now to go to my settings, but when I do you brought up the song though I didn't bring that video to you. I need the visuals for that shit.
Speaker 2The visuals for that.
Speaker 1She took my brows.
Speaker 3Said no man ever. Said no man ever.
Speaker 1Why would it get views, though, like I don't know how Larry is. That was Of all places.
Speaker 3Listen, I don't think nobody believes real. We think this is a sketch. This is his real song.
Speaker 1It has to be a sketch.
Speaker 3That's the problem. We really think it's a sketch. It is a whole album out. This is real shit. Now he got a whole video. Stop it, I'm waiting for the work. I'm waiting for the eye gasm video to pop.
Speaker 1Oh man, that's going to imagine. That's going to be hard. I fuck with that. And it's with Smokey, oh man.
Speaker 3It looks like a dehydrated Steph Curry. Oh damn, damn, somebody get him some water. That's the way.
Speaker 1Steph is going to look when he get older.
Speaker 3Don't say that, don't say that. That young man, that young man not going to look like that now.
Speaker 1So I saw this post. It's been a while since we've been online and with us being married people, so your name is the Miss of Tammy.
Speaker 3No, it's not. Oh yeah, it is, but it's not no more.
Speaker 1But it's big Tam Tam. But you know it's the Miss of Tammy, so you have the submissive in your name. I've seen a post that said Hispanic men work $3 in our jobs and have the most submissive women slash wives, but a black man has to make six figures.
Speaker 3What's that about?
Speaker 1I wanted to ask you. I don't know.
Speaker 2Not that this is true.
Speaker 1You know for all, or a blanketed statement, but when does that come from? Like for some black women. This ideology of like I will only submit to a man that makes X amount of money.
Speaker 3Okay, let's be realistic about something, though real quick For that kind of submission. And you don't want her to work usually the man don't want her to work right, you would be a kept woman with the luxury life that's what's going all around, or whatever. You do have to have a soft life, hard wig, soft life. As chicks you know I'm saying you gotta have a certain kind of money to maintain that lifestyle. So I could see if that's what you're about. You can't keep me if you ain't got it. You want, you want the dinner made and the laundry done and the kids kept clean and all this stuff and you work in 12 hours and you don't want no mouth. No, nothing for me, and I just it's a different kind of lifestyle and I do. The money definitely comes with it. Now everybody and like that is only select few people who even out there making money like that nowadays, nowadays, because if you ain't got two incomes you are not not going to make it.
Speaker 3Yeah so there's only if I think that's part of like, I guess the 1% maybe that's not a lot of them that are left out here being kept. Women in this off-life era with the little girls sprinkle, sprinkle, spark, a sparkle bitch. She out here training these girls to get onto that lifestyle. But we ain't a lot of them left. You you got to be able to work together on this. Just saying so Okay.
Speaker 1so would you say, it's not that many.
Speaker 3I mean, I don't think, I don't think it's that many. Okay, that's just my little go Okay.
Speaker 1I don't think it's that many men, okay, I don't think it's that many men making six figures. And then I don't think it's that many black man making six figures, no, and I don't think it's that many single black men making six figures. So it keeps going down and further and further it's gone. I don't think it's men, single black men under the age of 35, making six figures like and straight and and straight, like it's so many different variables that you throw in there.
Speaker 3Look how many categories you don't knock down. Then that's what you looking for.
Speaker 1So it's safe to say that nine times out of ten, women are going to run into the same man, so to speak. This quote unquote man because it really ain't that many.
Speaker 3Yeah, I better get your sister while I was up and call it a day, if you can afford to. I mean, you know, do your thing. That's three incomes, but that's not how that in that lifestyle you you can get out of the chick. You better be at it for both of us. You're going to have to be able to take on both households With that you said the luxury lifestyle right, the kept one of the missus women that lifestyle. No, you got to be able to take care of both.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Now the three income of the one I almost low key for like I might be a little bit of a hustle because you're like she. Let me get to these bitches and both got good jobs, you know saying one to stay home with both, all the kids, the other one go home out there in the street. I got a job. Everybody's winning. It works though. I love it, I love it.
Speaker 1No it is is never people that I've, it's never women around like damn, he got her. It's never the never there I've never like shit.
Speaker 3They look like. They look like they have like me you really, that's what that they look like the word. Oh, come on.
Speaker 1That word is ugly and bold. Let us ugly as fuck.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's a little bit. I understand that's crazy.
Speaker 2Let him get.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, oh, I missed y'all, I missed it, oh yeah.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Build like a bow. Let him it kind of it kind of make me feel I miss you too, but it made it kind of feel like you were saying like bowberry biscuits. I don't know why.
Speaker 3I don't get it, bitches Okay that works.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm sorry. You said it and I'm mad. You know what a bowberry biscuit bitch look like. I didn't know what we talking about. I'm sorry, I mean no harm, this is all jokes. Thanks, sorry, somebody gonna be in the comments. Fuck you. I'm a bowberry biscuit bitch from the south bitch and I cook and clean for my man when my polygon is both face. We're gonna get some letters. I'm sorry y'all, please don't write me. Curb it, don't curbing. You got chill, man. You got chill. You got chill Shit.
Speaker 1Bowberry bit built biscuit.
Speaker 3The way you almost just got me. No, nothing that you get me.
Speaker 1That's hilarious, that's too funny.
Speaker 3That's hilarious.
Speaker 1But yeah, I just I've never seen like the women in polygamy relationships, just.
Speaker 3I have online. You've I've been a lot of polygamy groups and especially Instagram and decided the polygamy side of Instagram is beautiful and there are some beautiful, beautiful couples on the Instagram and the polygamy side of Facebook that you found some. You want to. Course you find you find normal couples, they're like normal couples, but you do find some. What do you call them? Handsome looking couples, like you know the one man, or the two men and the one woman that you know. That's the thing now do.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's a show on TLC like that. Yeah, yeah yeah, you know it's okay. Yes, yes, so my thing okay. So here's my theory.
Speaker 2What's your thing?
Speaker 1Okay, how about? Let me see if I can word this right. All right, there is a certain way, okay so. Okay. So black men that, like white women, follow me. Okay, follow black men that, like white women, they look a certain way, they they carry themselves a certain way. They're not like the rest of us. Okay. You know what I'm saying they're just not like. You know what I mean? They're not like us, it's just different. They different as niggas.
Speaker 3Not like us. As a wild statement, I didn't want to put that there.
Speaker 1They're just different.
Speaker 1Okay and I'm talking about the ones that love. I'm not talking about the ones that will fuck a white woman or a snow bunny. I'm talking about the ones that just date. You remember that nigga? That was on Twitter and he was me, not Twitter, he on Instagram. That it goes mad weird. And it was like so, man, what do you type of women you like? He's like I'm like white women and he's black and he's like I like him. I like him curvy and he's voluptuous white women that's what he kept saying, but he a black dude. So, anyway, I said all that to say this Ligging me niggas and niggas, they're like snow bunnies, are in the same.
Speaker 2They look alike.
Speaker 1They got the same they have that look in the eye they have, that they carry themselves a certain way. It's just like Fuck worse.
Speaker 3So they still had that fuck boy. Look about him, got you.
Speaker 2No, I'm just playing. I don't know, I don't know, that's not it.
Speaker 3No, that's not true? That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. Just jokes, not true. No, I said it, so I snatched it back. That does not mean I said it. Okay, thank you. Rewind, gritz would have did it for me. She was here. She does a good rewind, absolutely, um you. They may have the same kind of like open mindedness maybe. I pulled it back in. You see how pulled it back in.
Speaker 1I see what you're doing. You know they call it people. That are interracial relationships. Their offspring are called colors.
Speaker 3That's fucked up. That's so fucked. That's wrong. I don't know. I didn't know that. No, they probably call them Triskins. Remember that Shit hurt my feelings. I'm never gonna let that shit go, little beach.
Speaker 1Every time I go to the grocery store. Be like babe look.
Speaker 3Not baby. Look, that's tam tam. That's fucked up. They got chicken biscuits too, them hoes. Good, somebody better not call me no damn chicken Trisky biscuit beach. I promise to God, I swear to God, I might have to fight. I might just have to fight you. Oh shit, you know I ain't no fighter for real. We have to fight. It sounds good, no.
Speaker 1Trisky Chicken biscuit Trisky.
Speaker 3Look at that. That's messed up. I don't like this. Yeah, I'm crying inside. I know you feel my pain.
Reflections on Movies and Cultural Norms
Speaker 2No, you feel that shit. Oh shit, I know, you felt my pain.
Speaker 3I know you did, you got it. That's too funny.
Speaker 1That's too funny. Oh, so over the break. Are you familiar with the movie belly? You seen it?
Speaker 3Yeah, belly. Yeah, I know belly. I don't see it in a couple times.
Speaker 1How do you feel about this film?
Speaker 3I'm not talking about how I'm not talking about the nostalgic Belly the hood, classic belly with DMX and Niles and. T-baws and that chocolate goddess. What's her name? She?
Speaker 1is. I know who Keisha is. I know.
Speaker 3Keisha. I don't know her real name, we just know this, keisha the chocolate one, just glitzy For no reason, I'm sorry, what you mean, how I feel about this movie. How do you? Have you seen it recently? It's been a minute. The only movie I play over and over again as a hood classic movie is Payton Fools.
Speaker 1Oh, I love Payton Fools.
Speaker 3So I haven't watched Belly in a minute, but you know I still If it's the only one I'm not going to turn into right now. You know what I'm saying. Like I watch it. While you watched it recently, we made you look at it differently, because you know there's some movies that you look at differently in your grown eyes, right, like Love Jones. Love Jones was my shit Before my woke grown eyes. I want to fight both their ass. I'm like this movie is stupid. I cannot believe. I really thought this was the best love movie ever.
Speaker 1I have to watch that again.
Speaker 3I have not watched it Watch it with your grown in love eyes. I promise you, when you watch it with your grown woke in love eyes, you ready to fight. Like y'all just couldn't get it together, especially Mia, mia, mia, whatever her name was, I'm not mad. Now Hold on, go back to Belly, because I don't want to talk about it. I'm just saying Maybe you looked at this movie with your grown woke eyes and you see something different.
Speaker 1I did.
Speaker 3So, the.
Speaker 1The hood has enough. The hood has a I can I put this in a nice way a Weird relationship with pedophilia.
Speaker 3The little girl. He said you know I'm only 16. It's a way you did. Let me, yeah, yeah, so you know the girl on take on Instagram right now. I'm dang, I wish I could shout her out. I follow her too. She's been like going over the hip-hop lyrics. Oh, come on.
Speaker 2I gotta find.
Speaker 3And Nothing. So many of our good songs had so much Pella, feel you in it. Ella Kooja got a song talking about rolling up to the school, picking up a young one from the school Even though he knew that she was only 13, like a whole. So many songs 13.
Speaker 3Yeah, where's it? You, okay, we're gonna have to do a whole show. Yeah, her page is so lit. Oh, come on, what's her name? What's her name when I find it? I'm a senator, you, but she got. She breaks down so many lyrics and but you know was crazy, that shit was normalized in. It's still low key. It's starting to be broken down. Now it's starting to look at like this is fucked up. You shouldn't be going to the high school trying to pick up girls which are big, grown ass.
Speaker 3We need to teach our girls, that shit is not okay. You Do not even pick up. I know grown man from school.
Speaker 1I've always that. I've always blown my mind and when I was in high school, like, why is this college nigga, supposedly college nigga Right, come into high school, yeah, and kicking it. You have a curfew like this nigga is grown Big and grown. It's not weird to you like?
Speaker 3okay, let me ask you this Do you think is weird? What's the little girl I'm not, I'm sorry grown woman named Drea In her baby, oh.
Speaker 1With the basketball player.
Speaker 3She's 40. He's 21. She has a son that's 23. That's nasty nasty business, nasty, nasty business. I can't, I can't even call, sign it.
Speaker 1Disgusting. I mean it's just like well, when share share, oh buddy, the singer share, she was with a young dude, young black dude. I just think it's weird, it's weird.
Speaker 3No, Holly Wood has always been doing that weird shit.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I don't know how long and no one says anything or cringy. But it's not they starting to come out with it now, but yeah, that that whole dynamics by she little 16 and I remember even then thinking that's what the girls do around my neighborhood. You know, when you watch belly you didn't even think about it, but she grown woke eyes you like. This is some nasty fucked up shit. He need his ass beat.
Speaker 1So the whole reason why I watched it cuz my wife she she's a Big, big Christian, she's into church and all that good stuff, so she was mad.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm sorry, we all turn that church music off. This ain't what mom played, my main play. Okay, so she's like my sister. I had to do the same in my sister. That means you running back some movies that she had. Yeah, my sister didn't get to see a lot of them, like my sister took a whole something with me. We watch, like boys in the hood, poetic justice. We watch Jason Jason's lyric. When she was chasing lyric she was like, oh, I see why mama didn't let me see it. But it was like, you know, I put her on so you learned.
Speaker 1Yeah, I've seen that way no, and that's that's what we watched over the weekend and now she, and then now you won't, can you like?
Speaker 3this is not what. I'm. Really wanted you to see this, and I was, I was. It's so great, it is a hood classic. But now you look back on it, hey, that's what I canceled. I'm like wait a minute.
Speaker 1Why did he should go to jail? She never snitched on anybody, but just because she was living with him with, with, with Tommy, like yeah.
Speaker 3Huh, yeah, she's part of it, he's part of it. Y'all know the game. You know the game when you get in it.
Speaker 1Method man just comes back from the dead. He gets shot in the club and he's just fine, he's alright.
Speaker 3Nick is good shot every day, be Okay. Have you seen Peyton pull?
Speaker 1make letter play.
Speaker 3She loves Peyton fool that is my favorite hood class shit is fire. You know, fun fact, I need my son. I was, I was pregnant. I read my belly, I'm even and I was like what my name is? Boy, his daddy. One name who Mustafa. He's Muslim. That makes sense to me now, because you know he's Muslim, but I'm not my baby Mustafa. I just couldn't do it. I just I couldn't. So we sounded trying to find a name, a really good name Ace boogie moves. I was like, is that a real? Like a?
Speaker 3spin a name, that's hard. My baby name not to that dang old movie.
Speaker 1That's hard.
Speaker 3I watched it that much. That's how much I watched it, yeah.
Speaker 1Hard.
Speaker 3It's pink. I don't know about them. He ain't never seen it. No, I ain't even watch it yet. No clue.
Speaker 2None oh.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh, but Um, but uh, butler's dad called him deuce, deuce and ace, like you know, when you play spades or whatever. So he be like what a little. Do say so I think it works, I look. He like I need to get you in sports cuz you got all the cool nicknames. He make two point. You be like I set him up to win. I set him up to win.
Speaker 1Facts, facts.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Like crewing on, crewing mine, cuz you know that Miffy shit, this flow out of her, I know, said may have that they had to probably stop her from saying man so much. That that's, that's nasty work. I just that damn song Sorry.
Speaker 1I don't know. I find her very attractive, I don't know why cuz she got the little booty work done.
Speaker 3Now she cute, stop it. She had a butt done, hototas I mean they ain't much she. She didn't go overboard like anybody else, but yeah, she got work done. She got a little tight is done and a little peach done. Yeah, it's still. It's still perfect for her little body size. She didn't do nothing crazy. I know that she just got it done, but she look good though she's healthy.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Anybody, ain't nobody mess with her rapping right now.
Speaker 1So she killing it. Speaking of Kerbin on Kerbin. That word is canceled no, we gotta keep it. It just started. We gotta keep it. That's my problem.
"Discussing Outdated Slang and Regional Accents"
Speaker 3That's our problem. Right there, black people don't know when. Let's you go right away. All right, cancel that shit before we even started. Huh. You see my crew, but on crew, because that's about to be ridiculous. Out here with that shit, just watch, it's not to be ridiculous.
Speaker 1You sound hard when you said that.
Speaker 3Kruber, no kuban. Hey, that's trigger Tammy coming out trigger Tam Tam. You know that's my rap name. Whatever See y'all in my next EP, Let me look it out for it.
Speaker 1That's on the gang on, gang in them.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, see you already starting Listen. I went on stereo today and I asked cuz I got. You know, steer got from all regions, old sides of United States. It was where is I even think of, or think to say, because I was really trying to find my got a really good list online and I couldn't. I can find a good one, right? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, bye, bye. They showed up and shout out Hold on, let me get my list.
Speaker 1I don't like that about the internet like we put the blend like this yeah, I don't like that, cuz you used to be able to get tell where people was from by the slain they use.
Speaker 3I still think you can know I still think you can, because here's another thing I noticed about myself is some of these words I'm gonna, I can never say cuz it don't flow out properly, it don't. I don't even sound right with me saying I'm from the south, you feel me? 40 sounds funny. Yeah, it's shouting, shouting, come out so easy.
Speaker 3You give them saying like it's some words I just you know you can say so. You see somebody saying something Like when they say they have the black scent, it's because it's called a black scent because you trying to blend four different, five different regions into one. That's not how we talk.
Speaker 1We don't talk like no, no, and I and I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like. I don't like it when New York people try to sound, or you Southern slang, other ages don't.
Speaker 3Can't say shorty or what up son, what it do son, okay. So yeah, I learned today North, when it's cold outside, really really come into my dumb cold. What do they call that? Mr Royce, do you know how come I didn't know this?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I'm on the show today like Y'all got.
Speaker 3Y'all call it brick, because I'm not think of bricks, I'm thinking a drug. So I didn't know. No, we day good, white, snowy day. So you like it's bricks on bricks out here Maybe. No, they mean like it's so cold, like cold, like a brick hit your face, type cold. I hope that's how cold, is no but.
Speaker 1But in the south is the hall.
Speaker 2Don't let the hawk in.
Speaker 3Yes, you can't let that hawk in. Close my door for you. Let the hawk in. Yes, grandma said this shit consistently. Who let my door open letting a hawk in here? That grandma Facts. Let all her good.
Speaker 1Oh you know, Georgia power be running out, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 3Running the fuck out, I'll fight them. I'm gonna fight them. We're the CEO at every month. I really want to fight. Don't even worry about it.
Speaker 1We come in the house, turn everything off. We got on blankets.
Speaker 3Because y'all shot out right that with that. Come on now. Hey, this power shouldn't be this much. Now I got to sit up here with a candle in my room, with a box heater and everything else gotta be unplugged. This is ridiculous. At this point in time, the hell Reading books, I am reading, I ain't ready. Book in a minute. Bitch, I ain't got no power. I Gotta make it the next week. I can't turn shit on one. I Keep chattering and shit. How do you activation and shit, and you alone. This is fucked up. Go get fire on it. We need some fluffy, we need some heat, godly shit Okay.
Speaker 3Man. Okay, so I'm gonna give you some of these words we learned today, because the the task who gave me was what are some? What was it? Give me the question again.
Speaker 1What are some shit?
Speaker 3Because I made sure they did the task.
Speaker 1What? What outdated slang do you still use?
Speaker 3outdated slang. That was the. That was the key that you still use bombcom. You still say how you say bombcom still? No, you really say it like that, don't you? Oh, wow, okay, um, that's just laps. I Don't say the whole statement. I'd be like, yeah, that's laps, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I say that when, cuz I got that from Dion cold. Whenever somebody comes up with a plan, I'd be like, yeah, that's laps.
Speaker 3That's laps.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm playing.
Speaker 3Bangin, whack fleet, do we still say flick? They really was in there using fleet.
Speaker 1Do we ever? I never used it.
Speaker 3I was. You talked about fleet was your eyebrows. I didn't think you could say fleet about anything else.
Speaker 1So I would never use that.
Speaker 3There's. Someone came in a room and said YOLO, but I feel like we don't use it anymore. We got to live for now.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Dope is a very old one.
Speaker 3I still say dope, wait, okay, yeah, what about swag? No you don't say swag. I really was fighting for swag. What about thou wow? Keep it a thou wow.
Speaker 1No, I Would never say.
Speaker 3A lot of people came in there said that one too. Okay, here's one. I knew it's gonna get you. I catch on a flipside oh.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know you, I know people that do say that. Oh, okay, all right, I don't say.
Speaker 3Poser, I didn't use poser Main. Oh, you should know this one jits.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the floor to shit.
Speaker 3That's the floor to shit for a kid, the. Florida people. The Florida people came in hard. They was real country man. Jit green spas, would I tell you. They cake on that one right there. What am I saying?
Speaker 1I don't do it again. They that cake on that one right there that cake on that one right there.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, people still say cake, though right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Is a synonym for ads for show okay, air, this bitch out oh. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't say you married now, because I'm sure you go ahead is bitch out about your wife, so you might have to rain that one into your vocabulary. Um, let me see. Yeet, I don't even know how that's over yonder. I don't I say that. I say.
Speaker 1You say yeah, whenever I fuck up Somebody else trip.
Speaker 3I don't know what it's for, so it's such a random yeah out of pocket word.
Speaker 1If you heard that say you're out and about, you walking and you mind your business in the grocery store, you drop something and from the next out you hear yeet. You're not gonna think they talk about you. You, it's like who's saying yeet?
Speaker 3You look at, I'm looking around this time to run because Yeet. I'm out. I'm out, I mean, it's the run. So you say, shorty, a shawty job? Of course you do. Yeah, um, what is this one?
Speaker 1Hey Lizzie's.
Speaker 3They didn't want glissies. They said nobody says glissies anymore. Do you still say glissies? It's a hot dog, okay.
Speaker 1Lizzie's over there is crazy.
Speaker 3Pew Pew I.
Speaker 1Don't say Pew, pew.
Speaker 3I think that's too new Mmm. That's that tick tock top crap Cuz you know, yeah, and I can't say guns, or they'd be like she got the Pew Pew. Have you ever heard of 730? If I call, if I say, oh, seven thirty as beach, what am I calling her? No see.
Speaker 2I learned this one today too crazy.
Speaker 3It's a coding of North because you know we call it Hold on, I wrote a note to it. 5150 is crazy. That's a code for crazy to but 730. Up there is a code for she going to the crazy house in Alaska. There was a place that was like, when you went to Alaska, the hospital, all the crazies on the fifth floor, so they be like man, you need to go back up to the fifth floor and get your shit together. So oh, but 730. They were like that's a 730 bitch, leave alone like I learned that today. I didn't even know.
Speaker 1I had no idea.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm not a senior to show. It was wild 5150. Yeah, you crazy, crazy, crazy. They gave me a lot of weed ones. Let's see me. Loud Drake, mid-gezz hot box, zah trees, eve Gonja, my Jamaican people showed up.
Speaker 2Yeah, sticky Mm-hmm tree.
Speaker 3I said trees and I yeah, yeah. I think that's all I got. Oh, I mean, I think I said that too, but yeah, they gave me. They gave me a lot of good words. Oh, oh, my mama and all my stepdaddy who telling the truth, oh, my mama and all my stepdaddy. Okay, so you're not saying the same time. So somebody like on my stepdaddy, they probably not telling you, they lying, yeah, but all my mama. They probably telling you the truth.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit more truth to it but it was it.
Speaker 3What's lame do you be using? Still, that's pretty old Um. You look like you might say job turkey.
Speaker 1I do say job and I say I say sucker. I Call people suck MCs, suckers. I don't like these suck MCs up in here. Oh.
Speaker 3That's why it was so hard to try to come up with. Like, what do I say? I'm like I need some help kids, I don't know?
Speaker 1Yeah, I try to keep. I think I'm current, but I don't.
Speaker 3Clearly I'm not current because, baby, I was in there learning all kind of stuff like the one. The California ones are the ones that were crazy. Mark Mark as Buster, that's my. That was a good one.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm not California people. They gave me a lot. Um them Oakland boys be talking like they pimps though. So the dude came in and he was like you ever when he say cat, cat in the round, or Because that means you skipping you, you, you flaking you, you on. If I'm saying it right, are you from the gold, a little shawty house or whatever? No, I'm about to cat that girl I don't know about. I don't know if I'm saying it right, but that's how they, that's how they said it. I'm gonna go back to the show again, damn.
Speaker 1So what the? I would? Yeah, I would just listen to it, because Do you do?
Speaker 3you say bless your heart.
Speaker 1No, I don't. I don't play. I don't play about that.
Speaker 3Hmm, let's show the heart. Yeah, oh, somebody did ask a good one. Are we still saying hoopties?
Speaker 1That is good. I don't think they call them whoopies. So what are they going to call electric cars when they get old?
Speaker 3Plug-ins I don't know Plug-in, plug-in.
Speaker 1That's where my mind went, that jingle, right there was.
Speaker 3Oh, look at you. Oh, look at you, you got your little plug-in. That's cute, whatever, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I heard driving a plug-in and she was like oh, you almost get roasted.
Speaker 3For having a plug-in, for being environmentally conscious, for saving money on gas, you about to get roasted. That's wild, do you hear me?
Speaker 1Absolutely wild. They could drive on a phone charger like.
Speaker 3What's your battery signal on your car? What's your battery signal on your car? How much percent you got Trying to figure out who's driving the night. Yeah, trying to figure out who's going to drive the night Shit, I'm on 30%. What you want that is a wild conversation, damn.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 3The ladies said that they don't say Whoop-de-zeem when they say buckets.
Speaker 1That's kind of old too, though.
Speaker 3I thought so, but it was the same that we say, yeah, that's how they did it.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't, I still be like Okay so I asked that question and they think I was like so what's the random noise? They say in the South Because you know they got yeet, you're they got. I can't say that thing they do over in California. Do the South have a noise?
Speaker 1No, the South does not.
Speaker 3I don't think the South has a random, crazy, weird noise. Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 2Everybody else do, but we don't.
Speaker 1But yeah, that Mm-hmm, I don't know how they did it slang.
Speaker 3Mm, I'm definitely using bombcom again.
Speaker 1I enjoyed. Yeah, bombcom is everything. It's simple, it's to the point. You know what I'm saying. It gets the people going, it makes them feel good.
Speaker 2It gets to the point.
Speaker 1Yeah, no matter what you're doing Damn Tam you the bombcom.
Speaker 3And I is.
Speaker 1See, see, just light your own up like Christmas tree.
Speaker 3Oh, you saw me. You saw me Like Christmas and Christmas be canceled. This year, I'm gonna cancel Christmas. Yeah, I got that off. The first time I ever heard that was on Power, remember he was always on Christmas. Cancel, oh, yeah, yeah, whenever there's a situation, no, I'm canceling Christmas, tasha, tasha. You have to whisper it like that.
Speaker 1Not right now, tasha, I'm crying over my wife.
Speaker 3I'll fight him. She said a box there, right? He said I'm crying over the love of my life. So his wife, he said that to his wife. They all that throat punch. Cry now. Go ahead and cry now. You can't even breathe now, not right now. Get to the jugular ladies when they say some stupid shit like that. Just, baby, make sure you hit and run though, because if he a big boy, you doing that shit.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1It's the info for Ghost.
Speaker 3For his ass too In the yo-ro saying that shit, Ghost, I'm trying to look out for my wife, okay. Okay, sorry. Keep it in on why you know, you, oh, wives, I like wives, let's go.
Speaker 1Maybe you have, maybe you have friends, girlfriends, single girlfriends.
Speaker 3I have a few of those why?
Speaker 1Doesn't intuition Work In the process of selecting said male For women? Why is it always after the fact or when they get with the guy? Okay?
Speaker 3I have intuition.
Speaker 1I feel like something is cool.
Speaker 3But you don't act on the intuition or go on it, because the man comes in like baby. You know me, I'm good. I would never do that to you. I don't know, but I would never do that to you. I would never do that to you. But I would never do that to you. I would never do that to you. You know they make you get second guess your intuition If you have to. If you would somebody make you second guess your intuition, which that sucks. So you don't learn that too later on until the leadership is over. Yeah, I'm another second guess my intuition. Again. That like that's how you get there, but most of the time you don't. You don't even question it for real. Baby, I would never even know you was the shaggy song. I didn't say me in the shower.
COVID-era Relationships and Fantasies
Speaker 3It was me you, you see shit with your own eyes and you still second guess it. So you can't always blame that on a woman and I know, you know I'm not, I'm not, I'm here for both sides of that but that I wouldn't even say women, because that's just a relationship problem. You can have a good intuition, like I feel like this ain't it, but she, she feeding you the good shit and she making everything look good. Next thing, you know, you hang up to the bed screaming for your mama because you don't know how you got here. I just an example, just an example. So you got to be careful too, as men don't let nobody help you second guess tuition. I, that was a true story, I'm just saying, you know, I bet you wonder how I got here.
Speaker 2Like a movie.
Speaker 3Now your own hood classic Recentissa. I know you heard about recentissa, right Recentissa and her 50-part story, baby story. The first part of her story she said her tire blew. God was trying to keep up from going over there, but no, she to use her intuition. She had a young man come over there and change her tie and pay for it, and not she. I never had that before. Looking ass. Yeah, that's how your intuition gets fucked up in my mind.
Speaker 1So so in that scenario her little box was high, thirsty, so that it clouds being desperate.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's being desperate. Yeah, she says that are things I you know. Nobody comes to me for recentissa. I'm just saying she says it. She says she was desperate. She said I thought this was my time, I was, this is what I really wanted, and she was, and it was around COVID. So you know you, lonely and scared. Oh man, come on, there's a lot of, it was a lot of factors there. Yeah, could have clouded all of that. I get it. Yeah, baby. Well, that's how blue the guy was shot. God was trying to tell you. They see what she had.
Speaker 1Now that code it fucked up some shit. It's bad time up. It's bad time up. Three months was like six months was like really three days.
Speaker 3Yeah, and I don't think people understand how she could just do that, but I think I get it like. That's why they have those reality shows. People doing the reality shows you go into love is blinding the in there for a week, talking to someone for a whole week with no outside. Now that's the life that feels like you know, it do, it really do now you think you in love.
Speaker 1I had a COVID relationship.
Speaker 3You know coming up here, give me my baby's cover, stay with me.
Speaker 1I. Was fun, but it was bad at the same time. Like I like, I like the quarantine part of it were you in Georgia during that part? No, I was in Virginia.
Speaker 3Oh see, yeah, I never felt the real effects of quarantine for maybe like three weeks, maybe three weeks. Yeah, we're never fucking closed. We didn't close To yeah compared to any other places we didn't close long. Um, the only real defect I think I saw for real with people not being any haircuts. Be honest with you, I think that's the only real effect I saw. They still kept everything going. Uber and all that other stuff was active. You still would able to get their food, like Grocery's orders to open All that stuff that's shut down.
Speaker 3Nope, shut down I don't think I really got a real COVID experience for a hand quarantine was the shit.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Yeah, y'all just ain't listen down here. Y'all didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3Yes, you got it. That's the, that's that, that's that government we had.
Speaker 1I did not give a fuck.
Speaker 3Let's think about it Men in the South gotta get their haircut. They really had. They raised a hell Fool for that to open them. Barbers, I was back up.
Speaker 1Yeah, we had to learn how to cut our own like.
Speaker 2She.
Speaker 3All them tutorials online. Baby, I was learning some stuff during COVID. I know y'all why you think we got so many new braids out here. No, babies like I can make some mania.
Speaker 1Yeah. Yeah now I'm worried.
Speaker 3Cuz I must the kids better too, so I get it. No, this is good, that's a good show.
Speaker 1Hello, good, early enjoyed it. Let's, let's, let's do a story time.
Speaker 3Let's do who. I'm here for story time, let's go.
Speaker 1Yeah, come up with a Actual name, cuz you. You did come up with a name, but I got it. I thought you came up with a name for it.
Speaker 3Like sticky situation, something like that.
Speaker 1We'll figure that with you. We'll figure it out. Okay, this is called. I don't really. We could do two of them.
Speaker 2Okay, I got time.
Speaker 1Okay, this is short one. This one is called I'm gonna call it fantasy because it's just long. The title is long. This lady says husband and I have an okay sex life, nothing too crazy. But I fantasize about sex with other men frequently. Oh, I've never acted on it and I'm sure I never will. My husband isn't attractive.
Speaker 3Oh, you about the teeth, you about the teeth, what you mean?
Speaker 1I've never heard a wife ever, ever. Wow. She said my husband isn't attractive and is average in height and body.
Speaker 3But he don't mean it.
Speaker 1Yeah, he out out. But recently I started working with a tall, good-looking guy with an accent and I fantasize About him off and he got an accent.
Speaker 3He probably that was up. What was a brush?
Speaker 1You air me.
Speaker 3You want to compare lay with me, man, Okay your bumbleclad. Yo, that one in the house see that word.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm a chill you air me weak Bogs hot.
Speaker 3Come on, and I don't, and I never will ask you describe in this man. Yeah, you about to give it up, hmm.
Speaker 1She bought the fold, she bought a throw.
Speaker 3That box in a prayer circle. You bought a thought about in a prayer circle that's messed up. She said, like a wholesome Christian woman, she Got a chair, you got to share you.
Speaker 1Story in a prayer circle is nuts. No, I forgive you, no forgive you air me hey, I've never flirted with the guy beyond appropriate messages about work. But again, I Think about him often and I I will never act on it, but I feel incredibly guilty.
Speaker 3What you should.
Speaker 1So you think she's.
Speaker 3No, I said you should feel guilty because that's a lot yeah, you're a lot in your heart and your spirit for you to keep you up. She keeps saying it because she keep trying to tell her. So I'll never do that. I'm not gonna do this. I would never. The way hi, who describes their husband like that. So I feel like that's the part she should feel guilty about. I don't feel things. She's just for guilty, like she got a little crush or whatever. You don't talk about your husband. I mean he ugly and he average high and like who talks about they? She didn't even say nothing nice about this man.
Speaker 1He just has an accent and he's tall.
Speaker 3And look how you talk about your husband. Do better go spend some time with that man. Go, go, go spend time with your other husband, because that is messed up. You don't even talk about him like that. Y'all need a vacation, and some that's wild. Keep your little hot box at home, baby, don't even take it to work like a snail.
Speaker 2Oh, you have to do the hair.
Speaker 3We just imagine able to access a girl week. That's the UK and you make, because I know if it's Irish, she probably that, ain't it? Oh no, a New Orleans accent to get it to. He probably came to her dish like you want a cold pop? Hey, look what he won't look. Cold drink young time I'm taking out. Get your cold drink like that'll do it. So something about New Orleans accent and probably make a week as well. We're not made up our own, they can't be but three. That'll make a week. She'll know no better. She ain't been nowhere. She'll know, hey, what it got out here, drinking cold pops and shit and singing man, you gotta do that. A man access with acts, acts and they can switch you to another department because you acting up. You bought the cheap 1998?
Speaker 1that don't, don't that sound great.
Speaker 3She bought the fold. You see how you said that she bought the fold she is. Describe the husband again how she said it. Attractive she's a, really that was nice. She didn't say ugly, she said unattractive, that was. She tried to be nice but she's. And she got this six, three chocolate accent, mother fucking her ear. Oh, don't fall, baby, don't fall, cuz he probably lying. He probably even got a real accent. Don't, let him, don't let him?
Speaker 1Yeah, he probably don't. Don't let him fool you. Yeah, okay, you know, bob Marley.
Speaker 3Real girl come on like oh, she's not gonna make it. I'm sorry for your husband of average height and unattractiveness. You didn't gonna find you a new one cuz you buy the, she bought the. Fold real bad. I mean be folded up real bad. Either way, you need to find you another one.
Speaker 1I'm talking, you know, jamaicans from the fuck the shit out of her. Oh hey, I'm over here.
Speaker 3I'm over here. How high rock-wallow for you, girl. Like it's bad, it's so bad. Oh, she not gonna make it, oh.
Speaker 1This is the stick it.
Speaker 3Just sit it on your face. I feel bad for the husband of unattractiveness and average height and he sounds fat like it's fucked up, like I hope he. I hope he Find the love of his life, because that ain't it, because she about to give it up.
Speaker 1But that's not really fair. It's not Because it's not. It's sorry like you. Okay, you knew how he looked. I don't know how it didn't say when you picked them.
Speaker 3Yeah clearly the man for a minute. It sounds like they've been married for a minute. That's not fair?
Speaker 1Not at all. It's always only somebody More fire.
Speaker 3That's why you have to choose to keep loving your partner. I feel like that is a choice. I even know I'd be lucky. You know I fell in love but you had to keep choosing to stay there. You have to keep choosing your person. Baby you choosing that Jamaican man with the uh Oxtails they bring you oxels and lunch every day. You, you fall in. Don't fall. Choose your man. You're ugly man. Choose him. You chose him one. Choose him again.
Speaker 3Baby girl, don't do it, don't see Because you know that say the grass and I was greener. Other side, you get over there. You don't mess up your whole life with some oxels and accent. Don't do it. Don't do it, ma'am.
Speaker 1I need five dollar. I thought you were Jamaican. I thought you were supposed to have a bunch of jobs.
Speaker 3Hello, I got. I got 10 jobs.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 3I could you imagine she's talking to her girlfriend's like well, why did you cheat? Well, he here brought me oxels and he got a great accent. She has no substance to watch.
Speaker 1She likes this man zero, no substance to why she wants this man Girl if you don't sit your hot box down and go be with your man and stop it, stop it and I've never heard a woman actually say that like women, because when women cheat, it's with or for substance, it's because they're lacking something like a love. She lacking a she lacking a fine man.
Speaker 3That's it, she lacking attractiveness. She look at. She look at this man every day like Damn good for her to say he's unattractive. She's looking at him, and probably Winston, like I did this, I picked this. He got to have money. He got good money, just remember the money baby. Remember, y'all probably got a house. Don't do that, don't mess that up. You ain't gonna get that.
Speaker 1That accent ain't gonna do it for you.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1No, I see the next one will be.
Speaker 3Okay, good job. I'm nervous.
Speaker 1Let's do this one.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1No, that's not. That's not a good one. Instead, I love my gynecologist and she really does like. This are genuine, genuine love.
Speaker 3I just thought out the ad. Okay, yeah, I never. I never love my gynecologist and they'll be like you know, a grits would love that letter. That might be grits letter. We know Tracy know her kind of classes name is Tracy like yeah, man, we grits is one of those. She might write that letter that might be oh, she legit.
Speaker 1Love, love her gynecology.
Speaker 3We know her. We listened to her on cereal. She's pretty dope, so yeah, we, I can see that one.
Speaker 1She's on stereo too.
Speaker 3No grits be going in and we be listening to this lady talk like this. How much grits like her?
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 3Okay, you already laughing.
Speaker 1This one. The title says I'm not gay, but I kiss my homeboy back.
Speaker 3What Say it again, what?
Speaker 1I'm not gay, but I kissed my homeboy back.
Speaker 3Okay, read the read the what Read the story.
Speaker 1I'm not gay trust, but bro was looking a little too fine that day, damn bro Damn bro you can't even say pause, no more.
Speaker 3Don't even say pause. What you got pause in there, you kissing ain't no pause is all. Go, my boy, put on gas, ain't no pause.
Speaker 1Never in my life have I ever feel like yo. My homeboys look good, what the fuck.
Speaker 3No, you my bros, you my bros, but you find bros never. Come on bros.
Speaker 1Bros no no.
Speaker 3You know, women do it right, women that we can say they find friends and stuff.
Speaker 1but yeah, y'all can do that. Y'all got the past to do that, men oh no and nor should we.
Speaker 3We're not, we don't do that over here.
Speaker 1No, we already paint nails wearing purses. We're not satchels.
Speaker 3Men have satchels.
Speaker 1This is not the whenever the British are coming. This is not that time.
Speaker 3You got to chill, you got to. You got to.
Speaker 1Okay, so if y'all didn't already see it, I made an update on the weekend, but something else happened that I had to add to the update Also. Yes, this is the update to my quote. My friend kisses me, so a piece of a piece of information I didn't mention on the first post is that he has a lot of shifts in his moods throughout the day. He can be really happy and touchy with people, but then withdrawals from socializing with others. All together, he's on cancer. You said what?
Speaker 3I said he's on like a cancer. His time go ahead. I'm gonna be quiet.
Sexual Trauma and Healing Process
Speaker 1No, no, no you go. Recently he has been spiraling, because he told of that he's been, because he told I could say. He told us that he's been struggling with some stuff that he's trying to figure out and that school has been stressing him's. He's got a lot of typos and that school has been stressing him out on top of that even more.
Speaker 3You can get through it, you can get through it, you can get through it.
Speaker 1He's just got a lot of typos and unnecessary stuff. Now, okay, I'm gonna skip forward a little bit, because he starts talking about what he's reading a book called Albert Cummings the Stranger, and it has nothing to do with anything, but anyway, now this dude is a pretty sensitive guy, so he was basically on the verge of tears at this point. That's another new slang ATP.
Speaker 3ATP.
Speaker 1At this point.
Speaker 3Stop it okay.
Speaker 1Because his voice was crackling like crazy, I put down a book. So anyway, let me just get to the real shit, because he's writing a love story, but he ain't gay though. Yeah, he swear he ain't gay yeah.
Speaker 3I guess we should have heard the original post.
Speaker 1Yeah, that would have helped. Somebody said is this a gay fiction novel? See, that's what I'm saying. There's a bunch of stuff in there that is probably not true.
Speaker 3So I'm gonna say cut. So we can just cut and then insert other story. Yeah, cut Look at that. I'm a professional or whatever.
Speaker 1Hold on, let me find another one. We're doing another one.
Speaker 2That one was a stretch.
Speaker 1Okay, I'm not doing those 16 year old girls.
Speaker 3Like oh my god, there reminds me of the other slang, the 90s slang. We went through all of them as if oh yeah. Whatever, whatever, what was it? The clueless era, yeah.
Speaker 1That's that shit. I used to like that little chick too, that little white girl that was rolling with the homies.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, she was cool. What was her name? I can't remember her real name, but yeah, she was that little girl. We all liked her.
Speaker 1What's this? What's, since she in the craft, the movie, the craft, you remember that.
Speaker 3Was that her? I think, that was her. I'm not good at this. See, this is what we need, grit, she's got that brain for this stuff. I never know celebrities names, whatsoever.
Speaker 1I don't be knowing their name. I just know they'd be in the movies, but the craft was my shit back in the day.
Speaker 3That was my first wild movie.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3My first introduction to that. That wild stuff. Yeah, it was crap Craft. We're gonna need to watch with my woke eyes.
Speaker 1The craft.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't think I watched it as recently.
Speaker 1Well, I mean, they fucked over the black girl. They always fucked her over.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's normal. That's normal Hollywood stuff. Yeah, I still need to watch it again. Okay, that's a good movie.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, here you go. One. My sexual history is fucking up my life. Wow, all right. Okay, it starts off. As I'm coming to self aware these days, I have so many things wrong with me. Everything I've been through has shaped me, has shaped today's me. I feel so foreign in my body. I know her, but I've yet to know anything at all about her.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1I know all of her imperfections and perfections, how she cares for people and how she hurt, how hurt she is from everything. It feels like I know her, but there are hidden things I know are there but have not yet come to the surface, to her Okay, I'm gonna let you cook, I'm gonna let you cook, I'm gonna let you cook. I'm 23 now.
Speaker 3I'm taking on nothing. Still Go ahead.
Speaker 1I was assaulted by my brother when we were young first grade. He would hump me from behind when watching TV late at night when my parents were asleep in the other room. This is traumatic. Trigger warning. Sorry, didn't know. Trigger warning.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, then a few days later he would dry hump me with no underpants and I think I kind of liked it then stopped. Then, a few days later, when we come home from school and our parents hadn't come home yet, he said if I give him a blow job, he would do all the chores for the rest of the week. And when my mom told me to do the dishes, I asked my brother to do it because he swore he would. But he obnoxiously said what do I owe you? What do I have to do to do that? And when I reminded him of our talk, he acted like he didn't know what I was talking about in front of my mom, and this really hurt me and still stuck with me till this day.
Speaker 1He is four years older than me. Oh, my fucking goodness. Oh boy, we're good friends and on good terms now, but we have never, ever, talked about this ever, and it feels all too much to talk about with him and I'm not sure if he remembers it, which is probably. I don't know, I don't know, I'm sure maybe he blocked it because that's crazy.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, another instance of sexual experience. When I was young, younger, my friend, older sister, who was also four years older than us, showed us porn for the first time and taught us to masturbate. We didn't know what we were doing, but just that it felt good, and we would do it to each other, separately or next to each other.
Speaker 3I didn't even know. Girls did a circle. Jerk, she needs therapy.
Speaker 1Yes, yes, she needs therapy.
Speaker 1Then when I turn 18, oh my God, this shit just gets worse. I got raped by a guy I met for the first time. Long story short, I kind of knew him in high school and had seen him here and there he started texting me. He studied in a country I was about to go to study in for a few months and I felt happy that I had someone I knew. When I got there In the meeting for the first time, we went to a club.
Speaker 1I got wasted and he took me to the hotel he was staying at and me, and he was so mean to me during and after. Recently I saw him in the streets and I wasn't afraid and I didn't want to see his face. Though I think these encounters and experiences no, I think because of these encounters and experiences I become a very sexual being, of course, and you would think and I wouldn't like anything like this, but it's the opposite. I have rape fantasies, yeah, and I'm really into hardcore kinky stuff, and I've tried these with very trusted partners, not with anyone I didn't trust, which made it better, but I can't get off if it's just vanilla sex Recently.
Speaker 1I found out my dad cheated on my mom multiple times, even during her pregnancy, and I think the apple doesn't fall from the tree, because I also cheated on my first boyfriend and deeply regretted. I am a messed up person and I don't. I don't know myself anymore. I feel just proportional and I have no idea who I am anymore. Please give me insight, okay.
Speaker 3Because that's heavy. That's heavy. The first thing I'm going to say definitely seek counsel and I will put that little snatch on the shelf for a little bit abstinence, maybe, or a little celibacy. Yeah, I'm going to set it down for a minute. You, she young, you said 23. She got time to reset that thing. And reset what? Because she need to reset. That's the only way. I feel like she just needs a whole cleans and a whole reset. She needs, she needs to talk about it clearly.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3You can talk about it with these people, especially with your brother. That's wild. She needs therapy. That is the only. I don't even know what else to say to her besides putting that little box, put it down for a second, do a cell, do your celibacy or for however long you need to do it because you still got time.
Speaker 1Yeah, you don't you don't he remembers. He remembers, because I just read it back Brother assaulted her when she was in first grade, so that's about six.
Speaker 3He knows. So he knows it's crazy, though Come on, I, I, I, just I just was there.
Speaker 3I don't have nothing else for her Baby girl. Find you some spiritual counseling, because that's that's the demons of going on in you. You can't shake this stuff and all that. And I ain't saying I'm wrong with them fantasies, but if you know those fantasies are linked to trauma, that's not a healthy sex life at all. Thanks, okay, you know as much as Mr. As you know I'm. I'm here for the sex and especially healthy BDSM. I'm here for it. But when that's linked to trauma and the other people in your life don't know that is linked to trauma, you could actually have a spaz out moment. Somebody might do something and you actually might have a spaz baby. Get help. Set them a snack down. Don't let nobody in it, you don't even touch it and go get some help. Reset yourself. That's my advice, because that's that was heavy.
Speaker 1That was crazy. I will start screening these before, but I did not know I'll find you something I need to know about it.
Speaker 3I'll help you, because that was I mean, I gave some good advice for that.
Speaker 1Because that's, it.
Speaker 3I don't even tell women, and it kept getting worse and worse. I just I think she needs some help.
Speaker 1Yeah, she does.
Speaker 3Yeah, and I don't like telling too many women to do the abstinent thing. I usually, when you do a lot of sexual trauma, women just need to leave other partners alone and just pour it, come into you and forget what you truly like because you don't like that stuff.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3That was trauma on you. That's not something you actually like. It sounds like you had to survive, so you enjoyed it. To survive, yeah, you don't like that stuff, so that's why I was like maybe celibacy, so she could sit down and figure out what she likes.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3And then, like, maybe explore yourself later when you have time.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 3And figure out what you really enjoy, because vanilla sex is just as beautiful, just. Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, plano missionary, look me in my eye, stroke it. Nothing else. That's just as good as being a whole, just like that Straight like that.
Speaker 1That's it, that's it.
Speaker 3Yeah, you don't need. You need the whips and chains. Okay, boys, be deep as hell you go.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1When you reach that point, that mountaintop.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Why do we have to sound like a baby goat? Do not come here so if you had to make one crazy sex noise, only one came. Ignore the noise. What, okay, I'm sorry, what animal would it be? If you had to make a sex noise and it had to be animal sound, what would it be? And that's the only one you can do for rest of your life during sex, whatever the doors be.
Speaker 1That's a good question. That's a crazy question.
Speaker 3I know, damn good question, this is crazy.
Speaker 1I. It would be between a lion's roar.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1And a dolphin's call.
Speaker 3Stop talking to me. That was a great show. I don't want to talk to you to work, I'm done. Great show, great show. Shout out to everybody looking at watching.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 3Hell, no, the way you rebooted and scooted away, I know producer would be like hell. No, I'm finna come here. My question is how does the bitch come back to there, like okay, it's okay, I guess? Like he making funny noise where he do his thing, like you really gotta do your thing. Are you making that wild dance noise? I mean, he sound like a dolphin in a lion at the same time. But shit, he blew my back out of your head. Shout back Like that's the only way she come in back. That's crazy work. That's crazy. No, no, it's too much. Yeah, oh, that was good. No, that's good. No, I'm glad you made that noise. I'm done with you.
Speaker 1It's just fire. Hey man, we're gonna get up out of here.
Speaker 3Hey, shout out to y'all man, shout out to y'all listening and pulling up on us.
Speaker 1We appreciate you so much, thank y'all. We're gonna get back on a regular schedule at some point but just bear with us. You know, we got life happening and we're gonna keep y'all entertained. Man, thank you, tam Tam, big Tam Tam, not the little one.
Speaker 3Not the little one. I need to make a song because I really wanna rap that shit Like Big Tam Tam. I gotta figure it out, I'm gonna figure it out.
Speaker 2Let me get the flow with you.
Speaker 3Never, never. Yeah, you gotta Crue and I'm Crue. I can't say too much. I'm country, I know I'm country. I say this shit. I say it right, because I'm country, so let me leave her a country as alone. She said this shit, crue, and I'm Crue, crue.
Speaker 1Hey man, tune in next week. You got anything to say to the people, tam Tam.
Speaker 3Keep tuning in, keep being patient. We got this. We gonna be here. Shout out to everybody that pulled out.
Speaker 1Yeah, thank y'all, and we got y'all next week. Be blessed man, be awesome, be amazing, live your life, live, have fun. Shit short man, without further ado. We about it, yeah.
Speaker 2That's my part. Get them glow, that's my part. Yeah, you gotta make this face. You got to you.
Speaker 1Got to you, got to Me and other way hey man, y'all be great out there, man, we are Be amazing yeah, yes.
