Front Porch Views: a Podcast by Lauretta Hannon

I Turned 55 & Got Old Overnight

Lauretta Hannon

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 I turned 55, and something strange happened. Suddenly 50-year-olds were saying “yes ma’am” and “no ma’am” to me. The people in the TV ads for geriatric drugs and step-in tubs were looking like me. I started mocking millennials and...well, you'll just have to listen.