On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 16-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
Summer Bonus Episode
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Did you ever mess up a morning so badly that it turned into a comedy sketch? Listen in as we kick off our latest episode of On Our Best Behavior by recounting a hilariously chaotic start to our day that involved mismatched socks and a noon wake-up call. We share playful banter about various sock brands and laugh about donning a right-footed sock on the left foot. Then, we dive into some exciting work updates, including making money in Grand Theft Auto and enjoying the perks of a new job with a top-notch cafeteria.
Get ready for a blast from the past as we recount our summer adventures! Mac takes you through his escapades fixing a pontoon at "Grandpa's", riding motorcycles, and basking in poolside fun and golf. There's also a fun camping trip story featuring lake tubing and rock bass fishing. Kelli shares her electrifying experience at the Minnesota Yacht Club Music Festival, highlighted by Joan Jett's iconic performance of "I Love Rock and Roll." Relive these moments with us and feel the summer vibes all over again.
Prepare for a rollercoaster of laughs and winces as we explore dumb injuries and childhood mishaps. We've got listener write-ins, including a quadriplegic who broke his neck while skinny dipping and another who hyperextended his leg while streaking. From knife accidents and painful bike jumps to rollerblading behind a car at 30 miles per hour, we share our own tales of mischief and mishaps. We wrap up the episode with heartfelt goodbyes and playful banter, promising an exciting return in two weeks. This episode is a riot of laughter, reflections, and a touch of nostalgia—don't miss it!
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Us Behavior.
Speaker 2I'm Mac and I'm here with Kelly, but you look like the hunchback on YouTube right now. Yeah, because my mic is way down here. Well, you can adjust it. It's been a minute. Yeah, you used to be an old pro at this.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's been like two months.
Speaker 2This is special for you guys, because usually when it's just Mac and I, we don't put it on YouTube. But we're going to today. Are you going to smile and show your braces?
Speaker 1Yeah Me and my $10,000. Metal mouth, yeah your grill.
Speaker 2What's up? It's been a minute since we podcasted Absolutely nothing. My goal was to like do a June, july like bonus episode, but it's nearly August and here we are doing our first summer episode. The time goes by. Huh your eyebrows. I see that. Do you want me to pluck them up?
Speaker 1for you don't complain.
Speaker 2I always have a problem. I'm a problem solver, so if you have a complaint I'll try to fix it.
Speaker 1I got a scab in my nose if you have a complaint, I'll try to fix it. I got a scab in my nose.
Speaker 2Do you want me to try to fix that? No, I can stick some tweezers up there and yank on it. Hey, you have to talk in your mic.
Speaker 1Oh, sorry, did you forget about that too. Yeah, a little bit it's been a while. Oh my gosh, sorry, just rotting away over summer vacation? No, they're not. Oh, how have you been stimulating? No, it was an excuse. Oh, okay, that was an excuse.
Speaker 2Don't make excuses just take accountability okay okay, so tell me about your summer wait a second.
Speaker 1All right, my summer I did absolutely nothing. No, I did um. Let me think here don't look.
Speaker 2Look at me, look at the camera. Sorry, this is new for you.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know. So this summer I went to my he's not really my grandpa, but I call him Willie. I went over there for two days. I went Monday and Tuesday and I got paid $100. It was worth. Baller I barely did anything. I helped him. He has this pontoon that is probably never going to work because it just goes super slow. And we call it the jalopy because it's I don't know, it's just a goofy name and it goes really slow. It goes like 10 miles an hour. It sucks.
Speaker 2So did you fix it when you were working on?
Speaker 1I don't know we never even put it in the water yet to test it out, so I don't know okay, hopefully okay. So we got a whole new motor for it and then we had a whole new back part to it and a lot of stuff that we probably spent like 10 hours doing that with most of the time that's the summer highlight. No, oh okay I don't even know what the summer highlight is.
Speaker 2I'm not gonna lie you have no highlights, nothing that was like super fun that you did this summer.
Speaker 1Eh, that was probably the funnest thing I did, and then I'm not done, I'm not done. And then, other than doing that, we have motorcycles over there, so we rode those a lot and we played in the pool, and we played in the pool and we golfed. We did a lot over there, okay, so, yeah.
Speaker 2Any other highlights this summer?
Speaker 1Yeah, don't you want to talk though?
Speaker 2I mean, I always have a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2I was going to say I was trying to give you the floor before I just take over.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, and then also also me. Me and my dad and his friend went camping. It was all right, it was.
Speaker 2Eh, it was kind of boring, like at night was boring, but wasn't? It was camping with your dad fun, more fun than when jackson spent the night and we had s'mores in the backyard no, I'd rather spend, have jackson spend the night, then see that was a highlight, like I feel like our backyard is a campground. I have a pool back there, I have a fire pit back there. I have a tent back there.
Speaker 1Yeah, we don't got a lake back there, a van.
Speaker 2But I have a pool, I know, I know.
Speaker 1I understand.
Speaker 2So anyway, I feel light, and then if it gets too hot or too cold, then, then you just come inside.
Speaker 1I think that's way better, all right. All right, and we went on the lake because we they brought their boat, so we went on the lake and we went tubing for like was there any other kids there? Yeah, oh, okay they're all like little though oh okay, like seven maybe, and then we went fishing. We caught a rock bass oh that was it. We only went fishing for like 20 minutes maybe, and then that was really like all the main things we did on that vacation?
Speaker 2okay, that was like it?
Speaker 1I think that's like it for now. Okay, I can't really think of anything more. Do you want?
Speaker 2me to tell you all about my life updates let's okay, let's hear it. So this weekend, uh was the first ever minnesota yacht club music festival what's a yacht club music festival? So what it is? A fest, a music festival, is where a handful of musicians or bands or artists come and play their music so what's?
Speaker 2what's awesome about it is you get to see a lot of people play, versus. If you go to a concert, it's usually like one the big name you pay for and then usually a bunch of people you've never heard of. So at this concert I got to see Joan Jett. Do you know what she sings?
Speaker 1No, is it country?
Speaker 2I love rock and roll.
Speaker 1Okay, I've heard the song, but so put another dime in the jukebox, baby.
Speaker 2I love rock and roll, so come and take some time and dance with me.
Speaker 1Okay, you are wild. That's not Rihanna Bell, that song I don't know any of the words, other than I sing rock and roll. That's all I know. Oh, okay, well, that's not even the words, but nice try, I don't know any of the words other than I sing rock and roll.
Speaker 2That's all I know. Well, that's not even the words, but nice try.
Speaker 1I don't remember the words. See.
Speaker 2I love rock and roll that was close enough. Anyways, I got one word wrong, then the whole reason I went to the Minnesota Yacht Club Music Festival is cause Gwen Stefani was there and you know she's my queen and Blake Shelton was there and you know she's my queen and Blake Shelton was there and they sang a song together and then they kissed at the end.
Speaker 1And I love that. Is that her husband?
Speaker 2Yes, so that was the highlight of the music festival for me. And then I have seen Gwen Stefani before and I have seen the headliner was Alanis Morissette and had seen her in concert before. I think she was actually the first concert I ever went to in my entire life and my Aunt Shelley I think it might have been my Aunt Wendy One of them brought me and it was me and my friend Katie. That was my neighborhood friend. We were really tight back then.
Speaker 2So anyway seeing her her again like she can still sing and play that harmonica and the guitar. She's great. So it was all around a good concert. The all the performances were great. 10 out of 10 highly recommend performances. 10 out of 10 venue. I hope you're listening. I have a lot of tips for you.
Speaker 1We're saying overall, so it was a 10 out of 10. Venue, I hope you're listening. I have a lot of tips for you. We're saying overall.
Speaker 2So is it 10 out of 10 overall For the performance. Like the sound was great. The artists were great, so overall it was a 10 out of 10. Okay, but do you understand what I'm saying? Like, the venue wasn't good, so that is, overall, it's not a 10 out of 10.
Speaker 1So it a 10. So it's 9 out of 10. So why don't you shut up and listen to what I'm about to tell you?
Speaker 2all right, you must get that from your mom, where you interrupt people and don't listen. I'm working. I don't know where I get it from, maybe, maybe. So the venue it was nice and it was outside and it was big, but it was like the two stages were in this big like fish I would call it what and then if you wanted a drink, there was one place to get drinks in the line. I'm not even lying, this is not dramatic, it was so long. It was an hour wait.
Speaker 2Holy shit, so by the time I got up there, I just ordered two drinks and, honestly, I was done. I had no more drinks.
Speaker 1That's like the weight of a Disney ride. It was nuts.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was the weight of a.
Speaker 1Disney ride.
Speaker 2And it was disappointing. Why was it?
Speaker 1disappointing.
Speaker 2It wasn't as fun as Disney, and I didn't even get a little tipsy, so I wanted to get a little tipsy.
Speaker 1You were like, oh my God, that was ass.
Speaker 2I wanted to jam out, so meh.
Speaker 1So you didn't get tipsy at all at the concert.
Speaker 2I did smell a ton of marijuana.
Speaker 1Really, and you know what, not surprised.
Speaker 2I don't blame those people, because you could get way high way easier than you could get, even tipsy. I don't even want to get drunk, I just wanted to get a little tipsy and that didn't happen tipsy and that didn't happen? You trying to get?
Speaker 1the buzz.
Speaker 2Yeah, just something to be like then if you had to go to the bathroom, there was only one spot where all the bathrooms were. And guess what? Nothing is close. So drinks are way over here, bathrooms are way over here, stage is way over here. Then, if you want, that's way over the hill over here, and it's just vendor after vendor lined up, so anyway.
Speaker 1What did you eat?
Speaker 2Okay, so I was really excited to have a Philly cheesesteak and it was disgusting and I want you to know I paid $20 for this cheesesteak sandwich.
Speaker 1Holy shit, and this is what it was. That's a lot.
Speaker 2A hot dog bun with Che cheese, whiz and ground beef.
Speaker 1And it was disgusting.
Speaker 2That does not sound good at all, it was so gross, and I did have mozzarella sticks that I paid $15 for. So I had a $35 dinner that didn't include any kind of beverage. The mozzarella sticks were a 10 out of 10. Are you?
Speaker 1crazy. You have to have food with a drink.
Speaker 2You mean you have to have drink with your food. Yeah, yeah, well, they didn't sell any in that line. So if I wanted a drink, that was a whole nother probably hour wait of a line.
Speaker 1Oh, my God.
Speaker 2So you can see how it sucked. Yeah, the music was good, the sound was good, but anything else that you wanted to do was a nightmare.
Speaker 1Top Boss would have been on top.
Speaker 2There was no Top Boss and yeah, so I was not a fan of the way it was laid out Honestly in the first place. If Gwen Stefani wasn't there, I wouldn't have ever been like, oh, we should go check this out.
Speaker 1Duh.
Speaker 2Number two, if it is not Gwen Stefani, next year probably not going to go.
Speaker 1But now you know what to get and not to get.
Speaker 2Well, I'm just saying like, I think the venue is really important in a festival like that and in my lifetime I have been to many fairs. I have been to, you know, edge Fest, x Fest, warped Tour, lilith Fair Basilica, and I'm sure I'm missing a ton in between there. And this was the worst ever Like setup wise, not performance, just the setup. So anyway, minnesota Yacht Club, you should hire me because I can make a lot of great recommendations and also next year you shouldn't deny me for the press pass, because I could have been helpful. The what pass? The press pass. What is the press pass? Because I could have been helpful. The what pass? The press pass.
Speaker 1What is the press pass?
Speaker 2I applied to go and do a bunch of interviews and they told me that I wasn't what they were looking for. Really, yeah, they just looked at you like you know?
Speaker 1No, no, I applied online they didn't even see my pretty face.
Speaker 2That might have changed their mind if they saw me.
Speaker 1That's funny.
Speaker 2All right, so today I already woke up with. I know that you don't wake up early, so you probably don't have dilemmas like having to put on socks and shoes, but I went to put on my socks this morning and so do you see this sock? I know, I know people can't see it, but do you see the sock this?
Speaker 2is one of my favorite socks. Yeah, what about it? Because it's a. It's a bomba sock gets very colorful and it's animal print. All right, if you're watching on YouTube, I'm going to pull my foot up for you to see this. See, oh, that's going on FeeFinder so cute. And yeah, if you want to pay to see what's underneath this sock, holla at your girl.
Speaker 1So anyway.
Speaker 2I put those on and then the second sock that I put on. It's like it must have got too hot in one spot on the dryer. Are you okay?
Speaker 1Why does your sock look puffy? Hang on, hang on, I'm getting there, I'm getting there, don't be busting my story All right.
Speaker 2Keep going. And so I put on the other sock and like there was a spot where it's like the plastic, like what I don't know something in the sock got burnt and it was like hard and plastic and I put it on. I was like, oh hell, no, that hurts way too much, I cannot wear that. And then it also had a hole in it, so I had to throw it away. Yes, the matching sock. So I'm like trying to go to work, excuse me. So then I have to put on this. I'm like trying to find a spare sock. So then now I'm wearing this sock. Why is it so puffy? Though I don't know. It's just a different, because it's a nike sock, it's not a mama sock.
Speaker 2And look at on this sock, you see it says r for right and it's on my left foot, so I just kind of started my day off in a little bit of chaos oh my god you got, better you got your on your left foot.
Speaker 1You got a right foot sock.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, you're right, and my socks don't even match. So there's that.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2How did your day start? Also, when I left for work this morning, violet was just like head on the pillow in my bed, like all tucked in like under the blankets.
Speaker 1Yeah, she does it all the time.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, what a princess.
Speaker 1How did my day start? Yeah, how did my day start?
Speaker 2yeah, my day just right now no talking your mic, bro.
Speaker 1Sorry, I was stretching this right out like 12 ish, I was like 12 so there was no morning, because 12 is noon and that's the afternoon I started my day a little late unless you got up at like 11.59.
Speaker 2No, no, not a chance, it was 12.
Speaker 1I don't know, it was 12 something and I got up right. I got up right. Yep, I got up. I see that you got up, yeah, no.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're up right, and that's it. I'm going to call you Quasimodo with that posture.
Speaker 1Alright, anyways, alright, right back to my day.
Speaker 2so I got up, I did you wake up like this did you brush your teeth or comb your hair or anything?
Speaker 1oh, okay oh, good job, I did that, so I anyways. You're cutting off my trail I'm doing that thing.
Speaker 2See, isn't it so annoying? It's not annoying, it is okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1I'm gonna listen now and I grabbed clothes because I was, and I grabbed clothes because I was going to take a shower. So I took a shower and then I brushed my teeth after I put on my clothes in the shower, and then I was done.
Speaker 2Oh here you are.
Speaker 1And then I did my chores, oh good. And then yeah, and now here we are, and then I played GTA.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1And I started making some bank, some bank Good. I had to go restock my supplies for my weed company. You still owe me $50. I do. I only have a Benjamin though man must be rough.
Speaker 2You have a 50? No, I actually have a real job, so I don't have a 50. All my money is like digital.
Speaker 1I mean there's a solution to not having a 50. It's called I spend another 50. I'm sure you will. I'm fine with spending another 50.
Speaker 2I'm sure you will. I'm fine with turning another 50. I'm sure you will.
Speaker 1I'll just go back to Willie's for two days and make another Benjamin.
Speaker 2What a waste of money bro, it's not a waste of money if I can make.
Speaker 1I do have a job. Technically, I'll just go to Willie's again with.
Speaker 2Ian, oh, that's your job. That's not like a real job and I like help half the time and I don't help half the time. We have fun, and then you don't have fun not a real job and you get paid a lot of money to do nothing no, that's good no, I'm doing stuff.
Speaker 1Okay, we work for probably like five hours that's good money yeah, we work for like actual five hours and then we mess around for like maybe like three hours.
Speaker 2Yeah that's like 22 50 with no taxes or benefits. An hour. Yeah see, that's not bad, that's not bad, but for two days, yeah, yeah that's not bad oh, for two days you only got 100 bucks. That's not so, that's not so good.
Speaker 1Then I mean, if I was getting 100 that's only like 10 an hour cash I mean, hey, but I'm that's not bad, so for me okay my new job's been going good. Thanks for asking oh sorry I've I've been knowing it's been going good. You always say good things about it, so I haven't asked oh, I love it.
Speaker 2I love it so much. I've been going to the um.
Speaker 1What's it called the uh the lunch the cafeteria.
Speaker 2It's been great. We've been eating lunch outside and it's yummy, it's good.
Speaker 1What do you get?
Speaker 2Sometimes I get a salad, sometimes I get soup, sometimes I get a sandwich and chips, and then they have hot options too.
Speaker 1Oh really.
Speaker 2What's hot options, but it's been so hot outside that I've been trying to have like a sandwich and a salad. Oh, really. Hot options. They have like hamburgers, chicken strips, grilled cheese. They have a bunch of stuff. And they have something that rotates every day. It's like they always have cheeseburgers, hamburgers.
Speaker 1Just chicken wings, grilled cheese Sounds good. Chicken tenders, yeah, chicken tenders, dude, I would be on that.
Speaker 2French fries, that kind of stuff, but it's good and they have a ton of drinks and they have a ton of snacks.
Speaker 1It's really yummy, do you usually?
Speaker 2do you usually get a drink, or uh, well, I was really excited last week because they had mountain dew, baja, blast zero actually and I chugged that motherfucker, it was so good oh, my god um okay. So the other thing that's going on in our life that I'm honestly feeling overwhelmed about and super stressed out is about Wednesday morning is your permit test. How are you feeling about that?
Speaker 1Eh. No, you need to say I am feeling good and I am going to pass. Do you know how much money?
Speaker 2that we have sunk into behind the wheel and your birth certificate and your permit test.
Speaker 1Yep. This is your job to pass that test. I'm going to lock in Mom. Okay, I'm going to try my best, you are, I will.
Speaker 2Read the question. Sometimes you might need to read it twice to make sure it's not a trick.
Speaker 1Yeah, I've read it like so many times, I don't know. I got this in the back, okay, so next time we podcast.
Speaker 2You're going to find out if Mackie passed. So everyone say your prayers, Cross your fingers on your toes so tight. I believe in you, McCoy, you can pass this test. You only have to pass this test once in your life.
Speaker 1That's true. Once it's so difficult, though, because it's so much harder now, probably, than it was back then, it's way easy because it's so much harder now, probably, than it was back then.
Speaker 2It's way easy. We've been doing the practice test every night.
Speaker 1Yeah, they've been really easy. I usually only get three wrong. That is the questions that it's going to be. Oh really.
Speaker 2The ones that we've been doing on YouTube those are the real questions. There's a variation of test questions on the permit test, I'm going to do another one. They're really easy Every three or four wrong. Those ones are way better than the ones we've been doing online, and so I feel better about that that those are the questions they probably are, I feel like the ones on the computer.
Speaker 1Um, not my phone. I meant that I do my phone, like some of the, like the questions I've never seen like, even like in driver's ed yeah and or of like, never like, like some of them ask questions. I'm like dude, I don't think that's in our state. I'm like I've never seen anything like that. It says it's for Minnesota practice testing. That's wild.
Speaker 2Well, I hope for sure that they're more like.
Speaker 1YouTube questions. I love rock and roll.
Speaker 2Let's put another dime in the jukebox, baby, your line.
Speaker 1I don't know the rest. I love rock and roll. Oh, so sing it again. I don't know the rest. I love rock and roll. Oh, so sing it again. I love rock and roll.
Speaker 2So come and take some time and dance with me.
Speaker 1I love Nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 2Then it goes Okay, I'm not doing that. Yeah, you gotta do that part. Good job, that was so good. That was exciting. You're crazy. All right, so I have a quiz for you, I have a quiz for you, and then I have some write-ins from listeners.
Speaker 1So we're back in the school rounds.
Speaker 2Then I think you have a, would you rather? No, I don't. Then I have a funny joke and then that's it for today.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, all right, tick tock tick, tock, here's some summer quiz questions for you. What species of bird can fly backwards? Eagle, I don't know. No, hummingbird oh yeah, they rotate their wings, don't they? Go so fast you can't even see their wings. Okay, number two, I'll give you a redemption question what sport is love? A scoring?
Speaker 1is that like a person? No, I don't know.
Speaker 2So when they say like love 15. I don't know, Love 30. I don't know, it's tennis.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I don't know anything about tennis. Tennis is a lame ass sport.
Speaker 2Haven't you ever played tennis? Pickleball is better. Have you ever played tennis in high school?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2There you go. You should have learned about love.
Speaker 1We didn't learn about that. We literally played it like twice.
Speaker 2How did you keep score? One, two, three, you didn't keep score.
Speaker 1We only went out there when we couldn't do anything in the gym.
Speaker 2All right One. This is your final question. You have to get one right and I feel like you should know this one. How many nights are there in a fortnight? Okay, I don't know, you play Fortnite. I don't know that.
Speaker 1How? I don't know that I don't play that game no more.
Speaker 2It's two weeks yeah. I don't know You're such a disappointment, or today, dude, I don't know any of those. Those are all freaking weird. All I hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right, I got to get my phone for the write-ins, for the what-ins, for the write-ins, the people who wrote in.
Speaker 1So I don't know if this is going to keep recording, so if you don't see me, it's not recording.
Speaker 2Okay, well, that's fine. I'm going to just read a couple of these, all right. So one of the questions that we asked is have you ever slept with your besties, ex? And let me tell you, no, we didn't get a lot of, is it no? For you, yes, Okay. I think it's a no for me too, I think I'm trying to think how do you? Say you think, mom, Because the people that I hooked up with it was like 20 years ago. I've only been with one person for a long time.
Speaker 1Just Wiener.
Speaker 2And then before that I was only with one person for a long time, my dad, and then before that I was with a lot of a handful of people that I can't remember who who they were player. That was a tease, let's get that straight a tease is wild, all right.
Dumb Injuries and Childhood Mishaps
Speaker 2So a lot of people wrote that they had hooked up with their bestie and their bestie still didn't know. Or they wanted to yada, yada, yada, okay. So then another question that we asked that we got some response to which I have to find it. So the question was uh, this is. I'm so unorganized. Let me tell you, here it is, here it is. I have a. Yeah, it's because I love rock and roll. Put another dime in the jukebox, baby, all right.
Speaker 2So we asked have you been injured in a dumb way? And I got some write-ins, okay, ready. So first listener writes in and says I broke my neck and I'm now a quadriplegic. And he broke his neck while he was skinny dipping. So that's kind of a downer. So think about that when you jump in water, because this is one of my worries for you, I'm always like be careful, because you could break your neck. That happened to this listener. All right, another one I fell in a window, well, while streaking, and hyperextended my leg and was on crutches for a week and had to do therapy. Have you ever injured yourself in a dumb way?
Speaker 1Nope, oh yeah, fucking around with that knife outside.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that's right. Are you going to tell that story?
Speaker 1What. The only story was my hand, was I was holding the tree like this and my hand.
Speaker 2Okay, why were you holding the tree and why did you have a knife?
Speaker 1I don't know, I was fucking around.
Speaker 2Yeah, so then what happened?
Speaker 1I fucking cut, like I like scammed my thumb and it like cut into the side of my thumb a little bit.
Speaker 2Is that what that scar is? Yeah, that is. And then what did you do? I was so shocked and I feel it.
Speaker 1I had. So I had the neighbor, he was like five, he's like he was like five. Oh, sarin, yes. And I had that trios and there was a med kit in there. So I was like there go the fucking med kit. And I was like darren, I need you to grab the bandages, wrap it up, because I couldn't do it. It was so bloody and you did it.
Speaker 2It was hilarious, were you like thinking shit, I'm gonna be in so much trouble yeah, so I didn't tell you guys until like three hours later I remember that I was proud of you, that you, like, knew what to do, though, so that was good, but I was pissed that you were playing with that knife. Okay, here's another one. I jumped a bike off the roof of a garage and snapped the fork on the bike, smashing my balls so bad they swelled up to the side of oranges and were black and blue for a while afterwards. Oh my God, I have two stories for that. Okay, okay, swelled up to the side of oranges and were black and blue for a while afterwards oh, my god, I have two stories for that, okay, okay.
Speaker 1So remember when I fucking had my friends be like, put all that like, um well, it was like that play thing we had for like little kids yeah, that little playhouse, yeah, and I jumped up on the the garage oh, and I got in so much trouble.
Speaker 2Yes, did you hurt your balls? No, oh, okay this is never sorry.
Speaker 1So when me and and Jacob, like a long-ass time ago what is it? Went to his friend's house land and he had like bike jumps and stuff, the amount of times I jumped the bike and I fell off the pedals and landed on my balls so many times it didn't hurt at all, though, no, no.
Speaker 2Was it before your balls dropped? Because, and landed on my balls so many times, it didn't hurt at all, though no, no, was it before your balls dropped?
Speaker 1because you were young yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, don't do that now. You'll probably feel different.
Speaker 1Yeah, it probably hurt. All right, here's another one.
Speaker 2I was rollerblading behind a car doing 30 miles per hour.
Speaker 1I wiped out, shredding my shirt and pants and road rash all down my side.
Speaker 2That sounds like it hurts. Yeah, have you ever gotten road rash?
Speaker 1This reminds me of the time, jacob, we had a. We stole this. We didn't really steal it. It was right next to the side of a garbage can and it was a wagon, so we took it and there was nothing wrong with it, and he decided to bring it down the hill by the dam.
Speaker 2And then what happened? He made it.
Speaker 1It was like so wobbly, but he did crash. He made it to the end somehow. Me and Jackson were there too. We were both surprised.
Speaker 2I don't know how to flip this.
Speaker 1No, you can't.
Speaker 2You have to flip it first. Oh, keep talking. I forgot we're still recording.
Speaker 1So yeah, I don keep talking I forgot, we're still recording.
Speaker 2Oh sorry, so yeah.
Speaker 1I don't have anything. I told my story.
Speaker 2That's it. You know, I got hurt in a really stupid way once.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Jumping on top of the car.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think I don't remember if Jackie was there. How did you do that car?
Speaker 1Why were you on top of the car in the first place?
Speaker 2Because that was my stage when I was a kid. I'd get up there like I was on stage performing.
Speaker 1You were pulling with.
Speaker 2Theron. No, theron is copying me. I tell him all the time. When I see him on the roof over there, I say you better be careful. I broke my arm doing that.
Speaker 1But I don't think his is a stage.
Speaker 2He doesn't give a fuck. That's what I love about him.
Speaker 1It's pretty funny uh, yeah.
Speaker 2So then I fell off and I broke my wrist. I like landed against a tree in the ground.
Speaker 2That hurts so bad that might be the most pain I've ever felt. Yeah, then there was another story I was gonna tell you, but now I don't remember what it was, but that was my big one of. Oh yeah, yeah, when me and Jackie were little we lived in these like townhouse things and they had like this little hill, but the hill went into the road and we were like, just like sledding down this little hill and it went off.
Speaker 1It was a drop off no.
Speaker 2And so, like I went down the hill Jackie, you know she's always been more book smart than me, but she was I wouldn't do that and I'm like I'll do what I want. And so I went down the hill and I had closed my eyes. And so then, when I because it was scary To me the hill was much larger than it probably is. And so then, like, when I got done, I like had my eyes closed and I went to get up in the sled and went under a parked car.
Speaker 2I like had my eyes closed and I went to get up in the sled and went under a parked car and when I got up I bashed my head like on the under carriage of the car, and so I think I got knocked out, because Jackie said I was under there for a little bit and then I came back out and I was like are you ready for your turn? And she's like no, and I'm like OK, well, I'm going to go again.
Speaker 2And she's like like no, you're not. You're bleeding everywhere and I had to get stitches in my forehead. Oh really, yeah, that, that that banged up. I, you know, I'm really proud of you that you've never broken a bone or had stitches, because I've had stitches about 10 times. Oh, I also got injured when I got stabbed in the hand, oh yeah that was stupid.
Speaker 2My friend and I we were arguing over the stupid DVD and somebody threw a hunting knife in between us and she opened it and we were like both had our hands on it and we were like trying to like and I let go, Like this is fucking stupid, I'm done, I'm going home. And then when I let go of the knife, it slashed my hand open Actually 14 stitches.
Speaker 1Do you see them? That is 14 stitches. I feel the bump on it too. Yeah it's gross, do you see? Let me feel it again. It's really nasty.
Speaker 2It's nasty, it's like your elbow Like you can. This is so when they went. So I have the stitches in for like whatever X amount of time and then them off, and they took the stitches out in the wound.
Speaker 1It just went, just opened back up and they had to restitch it up again. So gross.
Speaker 2Oh my god, that sounds miserable. Yeah, so I'm telling you it wasn't worth it, okay I love rock and roll.
Speaker 2I'm done what else, so okay. So I really wanted to encourage our listeners that when you see our stories on Facebook or Instagram, make sure you follow us. Number one and number two when you see something, you can respond and you can either write in your story and we'll read it, or we can do a little podcast interview, and I have a couple of those on our next episode that I'm going to release. So that will be fun for you to hear from our listeners and also to see them on YouTube if you watch. So something fun that's coming up that we're going to do a little bit different. Mackie, do you have a? Would you rather for me? Are you still present? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1What is it, would you rather? Oh, give me a second. Gotta get it out, guys, because I already I can't. I forgot about it, oh my god all right keep talking. Okay, would you rather never enjoy music again or never enjoy food again?
Speaker 2I would pick never enjoy food again, because then I would be skinny all the time. Because my problem with food.
Speaker 1I love rock and roll. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Put another dime in the jukebox, baby.
Speaker 1I'm never enjoying music again.
Speaker 2Oh, you don't want to, but this is such a fun moment when we get to sing together. No, you don't want to. I do enjoy it. But like, someday when I'm dead you gonna be like I love music so much more now that my mom's dead because she loved music. I don't know, maybe you're gonna hear a song and you're like I don't mind music it's just like I don't know, it's just not your thing.
Speaker 2I don't know how you're my child. I mean, I know where you came from, but I don't know how you're my child alright, what's yours?
Speaker 1yours is music. It's not your thing, mine's food. I like food a lot I do too like I like enjoying it too I do too, but it causes me problems because I can't control skinny, yeah, you're my tap.
Speaker 2You know what? Let me tell you.
Speaker 1It's going to get higher, though.
Speaker 2When I was, your age I looked like that Flat stomach boobs.
Speaker 1I'd wear that bikini and all Boobs, all the boys would just be like All my milkshakes. Bring the boys to the yard.
Speaker 2I can't even, and they're like it's better than yours. Damn right, I could teach you, but I have to charge. Oh, my God Okay good job, see, you know the songs. All right, you ready to wrap this shit up?
Speaker 1Sure.
Speaker 2All right, you ready for the funniest joke you've heard all summer?
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, the chicken crossed the road and hit a rock. Ah, so funny. No, no.
Speaker 2That's why you're not in charge of the jokes.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2So I want to let you know that I quit my terrible job at the candy store, the. What store? Candy store Really, yeah, so long, suckas, get it Suckers.
Speaker 1Candy store You're goofy you guys.
Heartfelt Goodbyes and Playful Banter
Speaker 2You finally got to listen to another episode of On Our Best Behavior and I'm really excited because every week I get a report of how many downloads we had each week. And I don't know if a lot of you are catching up on old episodes or new listeners have found us, but our numbers are still really good. So thank you for continuing to listen to us and support us. We love you so much. If you want to see what we look like, you can watch this on youtube and, bro, you almost just take on my cord sorry, I was talking with my hands.
Speaker 2I was getting excited over there I see that you're just over there, I'm just doing this. Uh, I mean from. From this view, it's questionable what do?
Speaker 1you mean I'm not gonna now you are. I'm not going to Now you are. Yeah, I'm trying to be an example.
Speaker 2I'm just sitting here like this, so thank you, we'll see you in two weeks. Bye.
Speaker 1Two weeks? It might not be two weeks, I'm really going to try for two weeks.
Speaker 2Oh, mccoy. There's one more thing.
Speaker 1I want to tell you.
Speaker 2What is that? Are you ready? Are you locked in?
Speaker 1I'm locked Might be primlock, though on this one. This is really serious.
Speaker 2I love you so much.
Speaker 1Really, I love you too. I was locked in on that one, thank you.
Speaker 2Alright, bye.
Speaker 1Bye Char.
Speaker 2Did you roll your tongue?
Speaker 1Yeah, I can do that.
Speaker 2Let's hear you do that some more. I don't know what you want me to say, Say something that would make you roll your tongue. I don't know Later losers.
Speaker 1Later losers. I can only do it for later.
Speaker 2Okay, bye.
Speaker 1Bye.
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