On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 16-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
You Need to Calm Down
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Who knew a misplaced bag at Leanne Chin's could teach us about responsibility, or that a fun chat about Fortnite and Halloween costumes would lead us into the depths of life’s unavoidable moments like funerals? Our latest episode of "On Our Best Behavior" kicks off with some laughs and nostalgic pranks before taking a heartfelt detour into personal stories of loss and how life moves forward. We tackle the pet peeve of turning personal problems into public spectacles, reminding ourselves and our listeners of the importance of owning up to one’s mistakes.
As we shift gears, the warmth of friendship takes center stage with Cate’s expanding social network being a beacon of support through all life’s big moments, including her wedding. From the quirks of school holiday schedules to the joys of collecting eggs from backyard chickens, we share tales filled with laughter and the endearing antics of farm life. Our chat is peppered with humorous moments from Cate’s wedding celebration, underscoring the beauty of simple joys and the cherished bonds of family and friends.
Animal enthusiasts will enjoy our playful trivia round, challenging what we know about creatures big and small—from baby cows to how many legs a spider has. With a cheerful debate on the cleanliness of kitchens and its link to pest invasions, we wrap up our episode on a high note with lighthearted banter. We share a few laughs and anecdotes that remind us why we love hosting this podcast, leaving you with smiles and an open invitation to join us again for more humor and good vibes.
Hey guys, welcome back to Honor your Best Behavior. I'm Mac and you're here with Kelly, hey what up?
Speaker 2Mac Mac doggy dog? You know that I have doggy dog on my brain because of the Snoop Dogg skin on Fortnite. It's pretty bad. Hey, what was your Halloween costume? Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle. Yeah, okay, how much candy did you get with that costume? Which one? Zero glitches.
Speaker 1Okay, come on, bro, that's not even funny, I'm a knee slapper tonight you know, let me tell you something that I've learned.
Speaker 2I like doing podcast interviews, but it's way fun to podcast with you because I just get to be my dopey self.
Speaker 1And I get to be my sense of humor. Is your name Harry, and I think Harry Balls my name's Harry, and hi is Amanda there?
Speaker 2Amanda Hug and Kiss.
Speaker 1What are you talking about? Oh yeah, I forget. In your day, you guys don't prank, the pizza's going to burn up.
Speaker 2You don't prank phone calls, it's only preheating. It's fine, oh no, all right, tell me about your life. No school today. I never got election day off, some bunk.
Speaker 1Bunk, bunk-ass shit, bonkers, that's absolutely bonkers, bonkers, no it was absolutely bonkers. Hey.
Speaker 2Charlie, charlie bit my finger.
Speaker 1That was really bonkers that really hurt Bonkers.
Speaker 2What's up?
Speaker 1I don't know what's up.
Speaker 2Okay, are you going to talk in your mic or are you going to Absolutely?
Speaker 1bonkers, are you going to twinkle tweet? I'm not going to twinkle tweet. Twinkle tweet, all right.
Speaker 2So first I want to start out by talking. This is a little heavy, serious topic.
Speaker 2But I want to talk about funerals, because we had Patrick's funeral a couple weeks ago, and this is what is really sad to me is that we go to funerals. They suck. It's sad, but life has to go on. So you lose somebody who's super special to you and this has happened to me in my life. Other than Patrick, I've unfortunately lost other very important people and everything just has to go on. So if you ever think like, oh, if I died, like that would be so sad and you know how would things be different, oh, how would my job adapt without me, how would my family adapt without me? They do. Life goes on and it's that is sad. It has to go on, but it's sad. I just wanted to like point that out there. Like just everyone goes on with their life and has breakfast or whatever. So it's sad to me. We had an incident at the leanne chin oh shit, did you forget about it?
Speaker 1do you want? Do you want to tell the story, will you?
Speaker 2tell the story into your microphone.
Speaker 1I think you'd tell that better. But if you want me to tell that, yeah, I want you to.
Speaker 2I want to hear Mac's version. All right, tell it in your mic. So basically what happened?
Speaker 1is we got, there, we went to Leanne and we left that shit.
Speaker 2I meant we got there.
Speaker 1I'm at. We got there right. I'm actually going to lock in.
Speaker 2Okay, start at the beginning, because nobody knows anything about this.
Speaker 1So we were going to get food, I pulled in parked right and there was this like car and there was like the car and like the.
Speaker 1Oh and you drove there, yeah, there was like this car, like by Leon Chin, and didn't think of anything of it because, like we didn't know what was going on. And then we parked the car, didn't think of anything of it because we didn't know what was going on. And then we parked the car, we go inside and there's this guy just like he's like I lost my bag, I lost my bag, whatever. He lost his bag and he was like that has all my stuff in it and he was just freaking out. He was like blaming the employees that they stole it because he left to go and he forgot he had his bag and he came back inside and it wasn't there and he was just blaming everyone. And then you just had to get.
Speaker 2You got involved and you're like sir, I don't think anyone wants to hear yelling or whatever you said. What'd you say again? I said I don't think you need to yell, you don't need to be accusing people of stealing and you said some of them, him, and I said yeah, and I said you don't need to swear in front of my child. And I said it sounds like you've said you forgot your bag. That's a you problem, not an us problem. You need to go outside or we can call the cops.
Speaker 1Did you actually say we can call the cops? Yeah, oh, I didn't know. You said that. I didn't hear that.
Speaker 2And then I called the cops yeah, you did.
Speaker 1And then the other guy went outside because he wouldn't go outside.
Speaker 2The manager.
Speaker 1Yeah, and he just called the cops too, and you called the cops Then we got our food and we left, and then that was it, that was it.
Speaker 2But you were like, oh mom, you always got to yap. But the dispatch guy's like, can you describe the man? And I and I'm like, well, he's wearing a pink jacket and red shoe is like hard to miss. It is pretty hard to miss that anyway. I pet peeve high, highly dislike. Big rant is don't make your problem everyone else's problem. I see this happen every single day. I see, like this guy, he says I forgot my bag here, bitch, it's not anyone's responsibility to babysit your shit that you left behind. If it was that important, maybe you would have made sure that you didn't leave it behind. Accidents happen, but take accountability for your actions for real.
Speaker 1For today voting real.
Speaker 2Today voting, I hear people saying like well, I have to leave work to vote because they have to pay me to vote, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Guess what? The polls open from 7am to 8pm. Unless you're working a 24 hour shift, you have time to vote. And if you don't have time to vote because you made other plans, time to vote. And if you don't have time to vote because you made other plans, guess what? You should have voted early. You should have made it a priority. Why is it?
Speaker 1everyone else's problem that you can't be accountable.
Speaker 2Yeah, I agree with you. That's what I'm on.
Speaker 1Let's talk about Kate's wedding.
Speaker 2Okay, let's talk about it. I want to hear your. I like the Mac version.
Speaker 1Oh, what is the Mac version? I usually just talk over you. And what is that thing? What that thing right there? What this? It's my sun lamp. What the hell?
Speaker 2It's so that I don't get seasonal depression.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2Do you want me to turn it on? Why? Because there's not enough sun. Well, there hasn't been too much snow, so you just power it on like this. Oh yeah, you can't stare directly and then you just let it.
Speaker 1You just let it shine on you like the sun. It's gonna hurt your eyes.
Speaker 2It doesn't hurt my eyes, so you just let it shine on you. I don't know that.
Speaker 1I was trying to think of a so you turn it on at night or something yeah, I just kind of sit in front of it.
Speaker 2I used to like drink a glass of wine in front of it, but now I don't drink, so I just turn it on. When I'm in my decompressed mode, get my vitamin D. I used to have it at work and I'd have it on me in my lunch break.
Speaker 1Like I was sitting in the sun. You'd just be sitting there with your eyes closed like a crazy person, mom.
Speaker 2Well, I mean yeah, I really I don't care. I I mean yeah, I don't really, I don't care.
Speaker 1I know you don't care.
Speaker 2And everyone you know I was kind of a crabby bitch at my old job, so people would be like, yeah, yeah, you do what you gotta do. I'm not a crabby bitch anymore, because I have a job that I love.
Speaker 1Well, you're only a crabby bitch at your other work, because it fucking sucked it did.
Speaker 2So yeah.
Speaker 1All right. Anyway that's all we need to say about that. Yep, so kate's wedding, tell me about it. I don't know when we tell you about it, like what like.
Speaker 2Basically tell me your role in kate's wedding and how it went.
Speaker 1I don't even know what my role is called dude.
Speaker 2You were the. You gave the bride away yeah, okay.
Speaker 1So I basically had to get out of the car, open the door.
Speaker 2Oh, what about how dapper you looked in your suit. What do you mean? How handsome do you? Think that you, you said uh, yeah, I think I did look good, I look pretty good yeah, you did what? Okay, okay, okay, I've looked pretty good in this you gotta hit me, because I'm sick of telling you to talk in your mic, so yeah, hey, add focus.
Speaker 1I'm talking, I didn't mean to shush you did you shush me?
Speaker 2I'm your mom. Have some respect okay.
Speaker 1So I had to open the door for kate, let her out, close the door, and then I had to fluff her dress, yeah. And then I had to walk her down the aisle. I had to hug her, give her a kiss, shake jay's hand, give him a hug and then just sit down. That was my role. Were you nervous?
Speaker 2not really, yeah that's good you did good you did such a good job and I got a little emotional when I saw you because are you serious?
Speaker 1oh, my baby bro, such a man, this kid, this woman.
Speaker 2You call me a kid.
Speaker 1Yeah, this woman.
Speaker 2So I think that the wedding was beautiful, the weather was beautiful.
Speaker 1Oh my God, oh, they're going to be started. On the food oh my God, I ate so much of it.
Speaker 2Okay, good, and the cookies. Yeah, the food was so good Dude.
Speaker 1Yeah, and the soda food. I think I went. I got two plates, two plates.
Speaker 2Well, good, yeah, you were hungry. Really did my favorite food, pulled pork. Yes, oh my god, they're so good so, yeah, kate looked beautiful and, um, there was really no hiccups. I mean mean, the night before that we did a lot of setup and the tent people came late, so that was kind of that kind of sucked.
Speaker 1We all helped and it got done.
Speaker 2Yeah, we all worked together really well and got it done, and then you and I went back to the hotel and we went swimming.
Speaker 1That was fun, it was just yeah, we played football.
Speaker 2Your mom was fun.
Speaker 1Yeah you, we went swimming. That was fun. It was just. Yeah, we played football. Your mom was fun. Yeah, you're actually you're fun, yeah, and then we went to go watch a movie. I think we both fell asleep.
Speaker 2We got some snacks, yeah we charged it to kate yep, I did ben mower for that and um, yeah, and then we just it was, it was lovely. And then the next morning the came over and did hair and makeup.
Speaker 1You had some donuts, you slept.
Speaker 2Hey, who are you talking to?
Speaker 1Oh, my bad, I'm talking to my family.
Speaker 2Oh my God. And then you yell into the mic.
Speaker 1Sorry. Sorry, I got to lock in chat.
Speaker 2So, anyway, I thought it was going to be like the longest day ever, but it went by so fast.
Speaker 1It did, though fast.
Speaker 2Yeah well, you slept in until like 11.
Speaker 1Yeah, but when we went there, and had the wedding it went pretty fast. Pictures. I don't know if it's because it got darker soon because of the season. I don't know what it was but it went by fast. Just like how it's already going to be December next month. Dude, I think that's crazy yeah.
Speaker 2Christmas is. You know what's going to be even more crazy. I don't even have any ideas. I'm cooked, bro. In two months you're going to be 16. That's crazy, oh my god.
Speaker 1I do have a Christmas idea, but it's like a lot of money. I want to hear it.
Speaker 2You're not going to get it from me, I just want to hear it.
Speaker 1I want an SMG.
Speaker 2No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1No, it ain't happening.
Speaker 2Tell me what it is. No, mccoy, you can't bring it up and then not tell me.
Speaker 1Can I tell it with just me or Justin? Okay?
Speaker 2Don't forget, I won't forget. Okay, you don't want to, I'll talk about it at dinner, okay.
Speaker 1All right Back on track Lock in.
Speaker 2I feel like the ceremony was lovely. Everything was good. There wasn't much of a dance, it kind of got cold. We had a little bit of a.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, and then they wouldn't no the place we did that it wouldn't let us use the firewood until. They just did it. They didn't even care. Use the firewood until they just did it.
Speaker 2They didn't even care. When I say we, I mean Jay and Kate spent a lot of money on a s'mores bar and hot cocoa and stuff for around the bonfire. So once we got that going it was really good. But I think that we did lose a lot of people left because it was getting cold and dark. But once that fire got going it was lovely. But they had a ton of just everything left over A ton of cookies, a ton of pop, a ton of everything, yeah, so didn't you just take some home?
Speaker 1You took the cookies, I took a thing.
Speaker 2There was packages of cookies, so that one that I took. I probably could have taken more. You should have taken two, I would have eaten them no I didn't want to be rude, that's true, I got to be the MC and the DJ and it was fun.
Speaker 1I at least ate two a day, I know you did that thing was gone in like three days.
Speaker 2I had two out of that whole container.
Speaker 1Logan also had like two as well.
Speaker 2Well that's fine, he can.
Speaker 1I don't know how many Justin had.
Speaker 2Charlie and I had a competition on who would have the best speech, and I think that I won.
Speaker 1How do you know you won? His speech was super long.
Speaker 2Did you hear mine, though? It was super good.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And I talked about how handsome you were yeah, and then I said ow ow. I said did you see my son McCoy walk Kate down the aisle?
Speaker 1I made that dude and then I said and then I said ow, ow.
Speaker 2And then you, you gotta calm down bro, you gotta calm down sometimes when I did my speech? Were you proud of me? Or were you like, oh god, here we go again. Both um, I was proud of my public speaking.
Speaker 1You, you're pretty good at it, I'm pretty ass at it.
Speaker 2And then other things. Like I really have grown to love Kate's friend group. I think that they really rallied around her and helped so much and if you girls are listening to this, I really appreciate what a good friend you are to Kate and I saw how much you helped out.
Speaker 1And I'm really happy that Kate has such a good friend group because for a long time you know, like what are you doing with this?
Speaker 2oh, I thought it was loose. I was trying to tighten it up. For a long time there kate was kind of a just a homebody solo gal and now I just feel like she's really gotten a lot social and anyway I'm just really proud of the woman that kate has grown up to be she, she's just a great kind soul and seeing her with some of her families that came and how much they loved her and just how much she loved them was, it was just really lovely to see.
Speaker 1So anyway, I don't want to go back to school tomorrow.
Speaker 2Kate is a married woman and life goes on. Well, you know what? Not everybody got a day off today, so nobody feels sad for you that you have to go back to school tomorrow Everyone should feel freaking sad for me. Why did I?
Speaker 1even get Monday. I should have not went to school Monday, but I had a stupid freaking test so I had to go.
Speaker 2It doesn't make sense. Who?
Speaker 1gets a test on Monday.
Speaker 2So if you, have a Thursday or a Tuesday off. You should always have Monday or Friday off. No, yeah, if you have a Tuesday, off.
Speaker 1You should get Monday off instantly.
Speaker 2I mean I had Monday afternoon off. I feel like I should just have the rest of the week off. Why should I have to go back to work?
Speaker 1I think it's stupid. What's the point, like, if, like, you get Wednesday off?
Speaker 2if you get Wednesday off, then like that's fine with just having that day off. Hey, I'm a super jealous of you because you have a long like for Thanksgiving. You get a lot of days off, you get like. You get like Wednesday, thursday, friday, monday, tuesday off, when even is Thanksgiving again, it's the end of.
Speaker 1November, november, so the 26th, 7th, I mean, I think it's the 28th, so I think you have like the 27th 7th.
Speaker 2I mean, yeah, I think it's the 28th, so I think you have like the 27th, 28th, 29th 30th.
Speaker 1And the rest of the, and then like Just the rest, so the 27th through the end of the month, I think.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, for sure, because. Holy freaking crap. Let's go, Maggie. There's only 30 days in November.
Speaker 1I'm sure yeah.
Speaker 2Let's see, since you want to know so bad.
Speaker 1Hey, I'll take my free days off. So Thanksgiving is the 28th.
Speaker 2So you're off the 27th, 28th, 29th, and then the 30th is Saturday, and then December 1st is Sunday, and then I think you're off Monday, tuesday, maybe Something like that.
Speaker 1A ridiculous amount, something like that A ridiculous, a ridiculous amount. No, that's not a ridiculous amount. That's a W-E-Mount for you, for you Woo.
Speaker 2I'm at a new yob, so I don't get any days off.
Speaker 1What's a yob? Why do you say yob? That's?
Speaker 2what Dickle always calls a job. He used to say you need to get a Speaking of Dicko. He was at Kate's wedding and I got to see him and Shell Bell and Jamie and that was lovely, so that was nice that they came for the wedding. I'm going to click Boom shakalaka. I'm going to do that to your face. Actually you're going to. So I know you're all dying to know about my chickens.
Speaker 2So I'll tell you we got two eggs so far. One egg, the first one it was cracked, so I just scrambled her up and I fed it to the chickens.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, remember when Justin said he heard the chicken going like mm-hmm, like freaking.
Speaker 2Yeah, she was singing her egg song. That was funny. That's what they do. I can always tell.
Speaker 1They go they actually mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Yeah, you try to push an egg out your vent and see that's what they call chickens. Butts, chickens have one hole for the pee, the poop and the egg.
Speaker 1It's called the vent, holy crap.
Speaker 2They also like in their neck it's called the crop. And all the food goes into the crop Before it goes, like through the intestines they don't have like a stomach.
Speaker 1Dude. That sensor's too strong, it smells too much. Oh my God, you know what?
Speaker 2You're a pussy, I'm not a pussy. Man up, I'm not a pussy.
Speaker 1The way you say it like that. I'm not a pussy Mom, I'm not a pussy.
Speaker 2Okay, if you say that word one more time, I'm going to punch you.
Speaker 1I'm not Bum.
Speaker 2So anyway the girl. And then yesterday there was another egg, so I was really excited about it. I've had two eggs from my chickens and they're so cute when are the other chickens going to show up? I don't know it takes. They have to get older.
Speaker 1Isn't what's her name? The other one that doesn't like when you feed her. Oh, poppy, yeah, Won't she, she, she should lay next. Yeah, because she's older. She's like a month older, isn't she?
Speaker 2well, yeah, she's gotta be. She's gotta be close to lane, so I don't know when she will one or two months I can kind of tell, because they should all lay different colored eggs, the chickens that I got. So then I should be able to tell whose egg it is, by what color and size. So anyway, chicken life is good. I have my little hobby farm. I got my bunny, I got my chickens.
Speaker 1It's literally a freaking farm 11 chickens, one bunny, two dogs.
Speaker 2No, no, no no, Okay, so that's not true. That's an over-exaggeration on the chickens four and a bunny and two ducks, eighteen chickens. Plus, you know I do love the neighbors four chickens as well, so maybe I have eight if you count the combination.
Speaker 1What do you mean? The combination Mom and if?
Speaker 2Logan lived next door, then I could claim his chickens too, Bro. That's not how it works.
Speaker 1You can't just claim people's chickens.
Speaker 2The neighbor's chickens love me Just because you feed them bread, doesn't mean what. Okay, I do not. I give them some scratch sometimes, I let them just eat it off.
Speaker 1my. What did you say? Scraps, Scratch, what is that? It's like chicken feed. Oh yeah, you do yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, like they just wiggle it around, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Oh my God, you're grounded. How I can't tell you anything.
Speaker 1Bro, I didn't know, I couldn't say those things You're not supposed to specify.
Speaker 2You should know what family secrets are versus what's public knowledge.
Speaker 1It's not like I, you can't you know what?
Speaker 2I'm just not going to keep you in the loop anymore.
Speaker 1Yo, do you want to be in the loop? Yes, then zip it, but I don't. Our neighbors don't watch the podcast. You don't know that.
Speaker 2I guess that's true. You don't know who listens. All right, okay, so I what's on your radar right now? Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1Yeah, but I don't know, Like, what do you mean? Do you know what?
Speaker 2that means yeah, but I don't know what game are you playing, because I know the only thing on your radar is video games.
Speaker 1Everything.
Speaker 2Okay, you don't have a favorite one right now. Uh-uh, I don't have a favorite anything, you're not like oh, I really want to play this over this.
Speaker 1No, nah, just when you get bored of a game, then yeah.
Speaker 2So what's on my radar is I just want to tell you, because whenever I find now that it's been getting cold and dark super early, I've been watching more tv again and I had to get caught up watching tv.
Speaker 1Uh, when was it you're watching tv? Yeah, you yesterday. Yeah, I've been watching tv because it's been cold and dark and rainy yeah, I'm getting a zit on my face and I'm getting pissed about it. I'm barely, I'm barely getting those. Bro, yeah, just here, you got a mess right here this, this and this, oh no.
Speaker 2That's me picking my lip and you need to put chapstick on them.
Speaker 1I don't got no chapstick bro.
Speaker 2I give you a thing of chapstick all the time. What do you do with it?
Speaker 1I gotta look for it, then more I have a lot. I'm pretty sure I do have some now that I think about it all right, so must watch movies on netflix.
Speaker 2Number one don't move. Did you watch? Don't move with me. I think it's the one where the girl, he, she gets abducted and he like gives her that shot and it makes her paralyzed. Oh yeah, I watched that.
Speaker 2That was super good. Like it couldn't, like didn't even want to get up, like it just was fast paced and like grabbed her attention. And then another super good movie that is a must watch on netflix is unhinged. You saw this one. It's with russell crowe and he's like got the road rage and he's like making that girl's life a living hell oh yeah dad him at the stoplight yeah, I know she honked at him. Well, you didn't see the beginning, because you came in at the end and then you were hooked.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was, it was pretty good.
Animal Trivia and Kitchen Dilemmas
Speaker 2And then the last thing I want to tell you is I just did a really great interview that is going to release next week and it's about it's a it's this lady, her name is Kimberly, and she launched a company called Good For you Girls, and what it is? It is clean makeup for teenage girls. So there is going to be a lot of information about that coming up, and also we have a coupon code, and so I'm going to tell you it now if you want to look ahead, and then we'll also honor it again for next week. But Good For you Girlscom, you can com, you can go there. It's also you can buy it on Amazoncom or you can buy it at Walmartcom, and if you use Behavior 20, you will get 20% off your order. So go ahead and check that out. All right, macdog, I have a little. Are you smarter than a first grader? Some questions for you. I'm not smarter than a first grader. Some questions for you. I'm not smarter than a first grader, mom. And then I'm pretty sure you have a, would you rather?
Speaker 1for me. You're going to tell me questions that third graders or first graders don't know at all. Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2And then I have a really funny joke for you. I don't.
Speaker 1And then we're going to have dinner. You don't know about that. I'm not hungry at all, I just smell like.
Speaker 2Violet right here, because that's where she sleeps. That's her blankie.
Speaker 1Does it really smell like Violet? I don't like getting on the stairs. That smells like Tyson, because I covered him up with it all the time.
Speaker 2I know I like her to sleep on the blanket Because I don't want that little pitbull hair to get everywhere.
Speaker 1The pity hair, here we go.
Speaker 2I was going to sing like Are you smarter than a first grader? Okay, but I didn't have a good jingle. As you can tell, that wasn't good.
Speaker 1I see that, because you have to go with it. All right, number one, yep two.
Speaker 2And we love when the listeners try to answer these as well. Which is the largest species of cat in the world.
Speaker 1I'll tell you Whoa All right.
Speaker 2What does it mean? These are all related to animals, Animals. By the way, you just unplugged my microphone, oh my bad, I just need to stand up, all right. You should be unplugged. You move it, well, it cut out. Or maybe it was my something, something unplugged.
Speaker 1Quit touching my shirt. Okay, I'm done touching your crap.
Speaker 2What does it mean if an animal is endangered?
Speaker 1I gotta think about this one.
Speaker 2Do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do.
Speaker 1Extinct something like that.
Speaker 2They're close to being extinct. Yeah, good job, good job, all right. Number three of five endangered, isn't that it?
Speaker 1if they're endangered, it means they're close to being extinct, I was like basically right.
Speaker 2I feel like I said extinct, that's pretty close. I mean you were on the right track what 50 points?
Speaker 1no, all right, I'm ready negative two.
Speaker 2Bro, what is a baby cow called cow, calf, calf? I don't know how to say it is a calf, you're right. All right, four of five. What color are ladybugs? Not to be confused with Asian beetles.
Speaker 1Red with black spots.
Speaker 2Good job. What color are Asian-?
Speaker 1I see them in our house all the time.
Speaker 2Ladybugs or Asian beetles. What? What are you talking?
Speaker 1about, do you?
Speaker 2see ladybugs, or do you see the orange ones? Both of them, oh.
Speaker 1It's really-.
Speaker 2I just want to say when you say I see them in our house all the time, it makes it sound like we live in a fucking pigsty.
Speaker 1No, they like get through, like the window crack, like you know, the window in the kitchen.
Speaker 2I see them in our house all the time, Like we have like a bug infested house.
Speaker 1I mean there's a cent. It was a joke mom.
Speaker 2Oh my God, that's not funny. I got the squirmies when you said I envisioned this little thing. It's probably crawling up your armpit. Gross Speaking of centipedes. Is that what you called it, A centipede?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2How many legs do insects have? Not counting centipedes, because they have about a million.
Speaker 1Yeah, they have a million Six.
Speaker 2Good job. How many legs does a spider have Bonus?
Speaker 1question Eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, good job. Oh my god, my toe-ho.
Speaker 2Your toe-ho. Is that what you said, my toe-ho?
Speaker 1I don't know why I said that okay. Well, what's next would you?
Speaker 2rather toe hoe. Okay, bro, you're gonna have to. I gotta whip out my phone and get the answer.
Speaker 1Okay, you don't remember I, I even remember it, all right yeah, yeah all right. Would you rather clean the same mess in the kitchen every day or not be allowed to clean up any mess at all?
Speaker 2Does somebody else clean it up though?
Speaker 1I mean as long as you don't clean it.
Speaker 2Somebody else does.
Speaker 1Yeah, as long as you don't clean it.
Speaker 2I mean if I have to choose between cleaning and not cleaning, and somebody else is going to clean?
Speaker 1What if it's like severe and someone won't clean it?
Speaker 2I'd have to clean it, so I guess, ultimately, I'd choose. And how bad is it? Like somebody spilled something in the kitchen mess? Or is it like the dishes need to be done, the floors need to be scrubbed, the cupboards need to be washed? I know, I know, I know I'm overthinking it.
Speaker 1I don't know what it would be.
Speaker 2I want to know your perspective.
Speaker 1It would be something decently difficult Not difficult, but something that you would not want to do, like the dishes? Yeah, physically hand washing the dishes.
Speaker 2I hate that. I do hate that, but I could not live. You want to talk about bugs. If you didn't clean that up and it just sat there, that's going to be a bug problem.
Speaker 1That would be a bug problem.
Speaker 2Like fruit fly problem. You might know about that from when you were just a wee little boy. Yo, we're not talking about that, oh my God, that was so embarrassing. Well, I was like what are all these things on the wall? I came in your room and I'm like, oh my God. I was trying to kill them all too. There was no way you could. This was infested, and that's why you, number one I know you still eat in your room and you shouldn't, because that could happen again.
Speaker 1It's not funny, pretty funny. You're going to wake up and you're just gonna be like centipedes crawling all over your body I'm gonna cook them up and eat them. You know what?
Speaker 2now you have tyson, so there's probably no crumbs to get some exactly are you making? Is that my laugh? Are you making fun of me?
Speaker 1no, it's just a noise I like to make.
Speaker 2You, you like to make annoying noises. Yeah, let's share with the audience. What's your most annoying noise that you?
Speaker 1make recently, I don't know. I mean that was quiet.
Speaker 2I mean, I wish you made that noise more often.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Oh my God, oh yeah, Slingblade.
Podcast Humor and Sign Off
Speaker 1Slingblade Sling blade Justin Hayes sound.
Speaker 2I think it's time to end the podcast with some humor.
Speaker 1That was an actual gag right there.
Speaker 2Why are you gagging? I don't know. You trying to deep throat that mic? No, it's pain, bro. All right, speaking of deep throating, calm down. How is life like a penis, I don't know. Your girlfriend makes it hard, or your boyfriend. Okay, you gotta calm down. No no. You need to calm down.
Speaker 1You're being too loud. Why are you turning everything into a song and I'm just like uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Well, that's gonna be the end. The podcast song you need to calm down, you're being too loud. What's that song called? You need to calm down. Well, that's going to be the freaking song for the podcast.
Speaker 2All right, as always, you survived another episode of On Our Best Behavior, your favorite podcast, macdog Mackie McCoy.
Speaker 1Pizza pizza. I love you Really.
Speaker 2Bye. Oh, I love you too, Mom, Love you Mom.
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