On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 16-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
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A sunburned arm, forgotten Mother's Day acknowledgments, and debates about paper straws might seem like small things, but they're the threads weaving together this wonderfully authentic glimpse into Mac and Kelli's mom-son relationship. Their candid conversation reveals both the friction and fondness that define parent-teen dynamics.
After catching up on recent activities—Kelli's completed patio project and Nurses Week celebrations—the pair drift through topics with the comfortable familiarity that regular listeners have come to love. When Kelli gently confronts Mac about not properly acknowledging Mother's Day, we witness Mac's hilariously reluctant attempt to list what he appreciates about his mom: "You're nice... you're funny..." with Kelli prompting, "Keep going, what's great about me?" It's a moment every parent of a teenager will recognize with a knowing smile.
The episode takes entertaining turns through their respective entertainment choices (Kelli's book recommendations versus Mac's fascination with "The Walking Dead"), before launching into rapid-fire "hot takes" on everything from the superiority of staying up late to the inferiority of paper straws. Their perspectives sometimes align perfectly and other times reveal generational divides—particularly when discussing whether college is necessary for everyone or if astrology holds any truth.
Throughout the conversation, Mac's periodic verbal tic of saying "coping mechanism" adds a layer of endearing quirkiness, while sponsored content about Magic Mind performance shots is woven naturally into their dialogue. The episode concludes with trivia, riddles, and a surprisingly dark "would you rather" scenario that showcases their comfort with hypothetical moral dilemmas.
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Mother's Day Catch-Up
Speaker 1Hey guys, welcome back to Honored Best Behavior. You're here with Mac and Kelly, hey, hey.
Speaker 2You're slowing down your energy now after that intro.
Speaker 1Is there anything you want to say to me? No, happy.
Speaker 2Mother's Day.
Speaker 1Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, it's like going up and down, you know, yeah.
Speaker 2I can hear it, I don't see. Well, it's been a little bit since we did a podcast, so I'm gonna catch you up on a few things. So what have we been doing? Last weekend, I went to the boulevard with jen and emily and her and jen's mom and and all her friends and that's always a good time.
Speaker 2I really like that. I finished the patio, patio's done, the whole fence is done, the gate is up, everything is going down. Saturday was so beautiful and you were at your dad's. I was kind of just hanging out by myself and Jen had a nice patio, looked really inviting, and so we ended up me and emily going up there and hanging out on her patio and snuggling her puppy. It was so. It was so nice. The sunshine was so nice.
Speaker 2My head got sunburned my arms are still peeling and where I got sunburned it's like it peels, it looks like I just dandruff in my hair sunburn.
Speaker 1Oh my god, it's so bad where I didn't see.
Speaker 2I saw him. His arms are all red right here. It's so bad. Does it hurt?
Speaker 1no, it doesn't hurt. He said, I mean it looks, it didn't hurt that's mean you slapped his son, you are I said, oh, does it hurt? I did. I hit himude. You know who I get it from, though.
Speaker 2Who.
Speaker 1I don't need to say names. Oh, no names.
Speaker 2Yep, yep, got it, got it. I just want to let you know that it was Nurses Week last week. What was that? It's where nurses get recognized for being all the stuff that we do.
Speaker 1And so anyway, yeah, taking care of people you know. I'm good at that totally.
Speaker 2No, you're not. Yeah, I am. You didn't even come and say it, I did.
Speaker 1What do you mean?
Speaker 2You came up and ate a donut and you didn't even acknowledge me on Mother's Day. You didn't even come look for me.
Speaker 1I did actually. I looked out there and I just saw your car was gone. Oh yeah, you were gone.
Speaker 2No, not after I.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, you were gone. No, no no, no, no, yeah, because I didn't see your car.
Speaker 2No, I was home because I what time did you? Leave, I don't remember, like 11. But I came back with those donuts and then I didn't go anywhere until like 5 o'clock at night.
Speaker 1Oh, huh, uh-huh.
Speaker 2So I was home, you just didn't look. But anyway, at work they gave us these little. They were called buntlets and they were so cute. They were these little bunt cakes, oh my.
Speaker 1God. That reminds me of the fire starters that I thought were a snack. Yes, yes, yes, oh my God.
Speaker 2You were hoping it was a snack, but you read on there. It said fire starters.
Speaker 1Yeah, I saw the fire with a match and I was like ah damn it. That looked like a good snack. It looked like a snowball.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, they kind of looked like a little like macaroon, I thought when I got them in there.
Speaker 1I'd have been the idiot to open it and then put it in my mouth, oh so it's not a snack.
Speaker 2You probably don't want to try to eat a fire starter. It'd be okay, I wouldn't swallow it.
Speaker 1I'd be like, oh, what the hell. It tastes like a dog, but it's still like if it got on your tongue, it's gonna get into your bloodstream. Well, as long as I wash my mouth I'll be no, still soaks in and I'll be all right.
Speaker 2I wonder I'm gonna look on the ingredients, what's in that fire starter? But anyway, it's way too. I'm really upset because I wanted to have a fire, so bad and it's super windy out and you also want to put your tent up, but it's super windy Too windy to do anything, too hot and too windy to do anything productive.
Speaker 1I mean other than a fly kite.
Speaker 2I am a mom to you but you don't really seem to care. I do, but this morning I went out and I had coffee with my chickens and my bunnies and my dogs. They were appreciative of my appearance.
Speaker 1Well, they always are.
Speaker 2Yeah, they love you Because you give them food. I give you food and you don't care, I do care.
Speaker 1But I'm not someone that only loves you because you mainly give me food.
Speaker 2Why do you love me?
Speaker 1Why do I love you?
Speaker 2Yeah, because you said you don't only love me because I give you food Because you, you said, you don't only love me, because I give you, because you're great, everything about you okay, keep going like give me what's great about me.
Speaker 1You're nice, you're funny, true, yeah, um, you're thoughtful, true?
Speaker 2uh, I want to thank other um coolest mom you know yeah, you're literally just the best. I don't even know the best, the cutest.
Speaker 1It's like mainly like the thoughtful and nice.
Speaker 2Smart, that's like the biggest. Yeah, you're smart too. Helpful Caring.
Speaker 1All right, those are like advanced words. You're just advancing the words I said. Okay, like nice is kind Okay.
Speaker 2Like what Price is kind? Okay, Like what do you mean? I guess Fine.
Speaker 1Fine, fine, there's adding more words to make it sound better.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm just shortening it up, I'm not. It's not called advancing, it's called enhancing.
Speaker 1Enhanced Advanced words is what I meant. The words are too advanced for my skill level. You know Gulp, Are you?
Nurses Week and Family Dynamics
Speaker 2reading anything? Absolutely Gulp. Are you reading anything? Absolutely not. So since we last recorded, I have read two books and I'm on another one. So I read no Escape by Mary Burton, one of my very most favorite authors and dear friend, who also guested on our podcast and I think that was last season. Anyway, you can check that out if you search Mary Burton. And I also read Secret Sister by Sarah Denzel, and that was a good book too. It was very interesting. It was about these girls who were born as twins. The mom gave them up for adoption and they were split up and then they never knew the other existed, and it's very twisty. So that was good. What are you watching?
Speaker 1The Walking Dead. What season are you on? I'm on season seven, like halfway, a little over halfway.
Speaker 2So at work I was telling them about the Walking Dead and I was asking them, like, what happened if they watched it, and they did. And so I was telling him about the episode that I just saw because Walking Dead, and I was asking them if they watched it, and they did. And so I was telling him about the episode that I just saw Because Walking Dead is a super old show, right, about the one where that guy has that baseball bat with a barbed wire around it and how I was like oh my God, he's freaking.
Speaker 2crushed their head so my kid isn't playing as much video games, but the show he's watching on TV is quite disturbing.
Speaker 1Now call me again, I dare you what's going on he can see my face.
Speaker 2He can see what he can see my face. What is going on? What is that? Oh, he FaceTimed you. Tell him you're working right now. Are you watching any other shows? The Last of Us, oh yeah, which we are behind about two episodes because the last episode, which was that the first episode of the season.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 2Ended so terribly that I'm upset and I don't even want to keep watching it because I don't even know how the show can go on and I'm pissy about it. I did not like it I am currently watching season five of you, which is good.
Speaker 1So far, so good. The guy that kills women yeah, yeah, that is good.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then I watched this really great movie.
Speaker 1if you haven't like five seasons of it?
Speaker 2yeah, this is supposed to be the final season. However, the first three seasons were actually based off of the book, and then season four and five are not based on like. This is not part of the book at all. They're prime however, I there is one more book that they never did a series like a season four, so I really hope that, that that they do it because it was really good, so I'm watching you. I watched a really great movie called the life list.
Speaker 2I like watching coping mechanism the life list was got me all in my feels, because it's about this girl who I'm just a girl.
Speaker 2In the world who her mom gets sick and dies and when she was going, the mom was going through some things and found her daughter's like this list that she made when she was 13 for a school project and it was her life list, so like a bucket list of all the things that she wanted to accomplish in life, but it was written when she was 13. And now she oh, my goodness, my nose is so icky is all grown up.
Speaker 2And so anyway, and then every time she completes an item on the list, her lawyer I don't know however that works gives her another DVD. So her mom recorded all these DVDs for everything that she accomplished on the list and so, anyway, it made me sad because my mom is dead and made me miss my mom. And the last thing on the life list is finding true love, and I think that that's everybody's want. Everybody wants true love in their life, and so just watching somebody go through relationships and you're so distracted I'm sorry, I'm listening, I'm just like gotta do something you know what you should have done.
Speaker 2You should have had a magic mind shot right before the podcast, like I did. It's like this because I am locked in from my mental performance shot. So, anyway, the life list. It was really good, worth watching, but you definitely need to be in like a sappy kind of a mood. Cool, cool. What are you?
Speaker 1gaming. Sorry, no games. The tics are coming in.
Speaker 2The tics are coming in. Is that real, or do you want to have ticks?
Speaker 1I'm serious Ticks are really ticking me off.
Speaker 2I'm serious. Oh, ticking you off.
Speaker 1No, I don't want ticks.
Speaker 2You don't want ticks, but you make yourself have one, I think it's funny, it's funny, but it's not funny for people who actually have a tick. No, I think it would be cool.
Speaker 1It makes you unique.
Speaker 2You, you already unique without ticks, not really wood ticks. How about a june?
Speaker 1bug. Oh my god, I mean you're like.
Speaker 2Oh my god, like the one you're like oh my gosh, I dropped my phone it got a huge dent in the case I hate those things, hate them them.
Speaker 1That was funny.
Speaker 2Makes me remember why I don't like to be outside after dark in May or June.
Speaker 1Coping mechanism Coping Wait. So what were we on?
Speaker 2My bad, I didn't mean to cut you off. We were on. What are you gaming?
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I'm not saying the game.
Speaker 2It's so retarded you can't say that word.
Speaker 1Oh, it's so stupid.
Speaker 2What is it?
Speaker 1It's like a game on Roblox.
Speaker 2Oh, look at you reverting. I play it when I'm like who's playing with you? No one. Is it on your phone or your PC?
Books and TV Show Updates
Speaker 1or your Xbox. It's on Xbox, oh, okay, I play it when I have like literally nothing better to do or no one's on. Okay, all right. It's called trying to survive, right, it's kind of like rust but rip off and I'm like the goat at it yep, oh, like your shirt, you have a goat on your shirt.
Speaker 2Goat, you're so cute.
Speaker 1You haven't worn that shirt ever, or in a long time no, because if I do, I hate, it goes under my hoodie, because it's so long I'm not I'm not with that, tuck it in. No, I'm not tucking my shirt in, nobody will know. Oh, it's uncomfortable, yeah you.
Speaker 2You know what? When you were little, you hated long sleeve shirts and I hated my pants and you hated your pants and you hated socks so you're still picky about your clothes, like you've always been picky about certain clothing items yeah, these are I wish I would wear jeans, but they're so like too tight. Well, maybe if you had the right size they wouldn't be too tight.
Speaker 1I guess is Maybe.
Speaker 2Do you want to try on some jeans?
Speaker 1Okay, that's my coping mechanism. I'm not even trying it.
Speaker 2All right. So what I was trying to tell you, since you're so unfocused I'm focused right now Is that you should have taken a Magic Mind shot with me before the podcast so you could be locked in. And I just want to remind everybody that Magic Mind is a mental performance shot and it has some really great ingredients in them, one of them being ashwagandha, which is Indian ginseng, which you take ginseng in the morning, just so you know. I don't know what that? Is. It keeps you locked in and focused. It helps your memory.
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Speaker 2So anyway, we'll put the info in the show notes for you. But once again, magic mind comes to my rescue several times a week, and there's probably times I could take it even more, but I'm too lazy.
Speaker 1Anything to say about that.
Speaker 2You're too lazy too, which is why you did not take any.
Speaker 1No, but I do remember a time, right when. How do you remember that? What was it? That like thing project I did this weekend? Oh yeah, that paper you had to write yeah. Oh yeah, that paper you had to write yeah. Popped a meg of mine locked in. I got it all done. Good, like I said I would Good job. Probably not going to get a good grade on it, though.
Speaker 2What I cooked. I helped you with the first part.
Speaker 1That should be a good grade, I know. But I'm probably not going to get a grade on it. Why, I don't know. I just never. I'm not going to do good on it.
Speaker 2I usually do good on it. I trust, come on. That's more of a concept of expect the worst, hope for the best.
Speaker 1Yeah, come on, that's my strategy right there. Okay, that's definitely. Oh, my God, I thought I did so. Ass. On the science test I cooked. I got one answer wrong and I thought I was going to get F on that shit. I cooked, that's how you know. What Yep?
Speaker 2Oh man, freaking best, that's, good.
Speaker 1I'm just too good, come on.
Magic Mind Performance Shot
Speaker 2All right, there's some hot takes. I want to do with you. All right, cool. So do you know what a hot take is Maybe?
Speaker 1Do you want me to?
Speaker 2explain it to you? No, I don't need to explain it, just like yeah, okay.
Speaker 1I.
Speaker 2Like your hot take.
Speaker 1Your opinion on it. I understand.
Speaker 2Staying up late is better than waking up early, yep.
Speaker 1I agree, that's easy. Staying up late is better than waking up early. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2Or you could do both. You want to stay up late and wake up early. I don't prefer that.
Speaker 1I go to bed at 3. I wake up at like 10. That's like early, early, but it's like in between early and late.
Speaker 2Early is like 5, 6, 7 o'clock.
Speaker 1I know, but like it's in between Doesn't matter Late is like 12. 10 o'clock does not count as early 10 is like the right time right there.
Speaker 2That's fine, but it's not early, I guess.
Speaker 1But no, early is like 7 o'clock, 7, 8. Crack a.
Speaker 2Don is 5, 6. Well, that's what time I have to get up to go to work.
Speaker 1That's the crack a Don yeah.
Speaker 2All right. Next Coping Brunch is an overpriced breakfast for late risers.
Speaker 1Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2What would you know?
Speaker 1about things being overpriced. You don't pay for anything. I buy mcdonald's. That's just expensive.
Speaker 250, I like brunch, freaking dollars I like brunch because you get two meals in one. You get to have some breakfast foods. Oh, that's weird some lunch.
Speaker 1It has to be one thing I don't like the mixture I don't like that.
Speaker 2I like a mixture and I don't think brunch is usually not overpriced because you get a little bit of everything. I like it and I don't. It's not that I'm a late riser, but I don't like to eat when I first wake up. I feel hungry when I first wake up, but then when I start eating something, I'm like not hungry at all, bite of something like my pop tart, my pop tart, or like a cracker.
Speaker 2Yeah, a granola bar hit right. All right, this one's good for you. Another hot take video games are better at storytelling than most movies oh, I don't know, it depends on what it depends.
Speaker 1I don't think so, though I don't think it depends on if it's a. It depends, it has to be a story game did you know?
Speaker 2the last of us is based on a video game? Yeah, it is I didn't know.
Speaker 1It's on ps4 and playstation.
Speaker 2Yeah, I didn't know that, I just saw it when we were watching it. That said like based on really whatever the video game yeah it's gonna be a game for a while all right, running is a hobby, not a personality trait what wait? What say it again running is a hobby, not a personality trait yeah, I feel I don't know I think it's a personality trait. Why like? You have to be like people who are like true runners, like people who run marathons for example no, no that is not fun that is not a hobby.
Speaker 1I think that that has to just kind of be like yeah hardwired into who you are yeah, okay, so I would can okay but you have to be a special kind of person I'm sorry, like me, I mean, I mean you're special, but not in the running way.
Speaker 2I'm freaking great. I'm gonna do it next year.
Speaker 1You are the goat I'm committed to doing it all right. I'm you're special, but not in the running way I'm freaking great, I'm going to do it next year.
Speaker 2You are the GOAT. I'm committed to doing it next year. All right, I'm holding you to it.
Speaker 1I told my friend to tell me when the paper's out if I don't see him. All right, because we're both going to be like I'm going to cook. Okay, were my friend's faster than me. He said he got cooked. I'm going to get cooked.
Speaker 2I'm good, you are pretty good at endurance, like when we used to run together.
Hot Takes: Life Debates
Speaker 1I'm going to get my stamina better. My stamina is terrible. I got to do better.
Speaker 2What's? Because you haven't done it in such a long time?
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm so assed at the pacer.
Speaker 2Cooked, okay, next Astrology is just made up fun astrology is. It's like you saw your sign, like you're a capricorn I'm a gemini bullshit.
Speaker 1I don't know what that even. I think it's true. The stars.
Speaker 2No, it means like your fate is written in the stars in the universe, but you could just change how you are. And it's saying like if you're born like this time to this time, you're like this, you know when you could just change. That doesn't mean anything okay, well, I strongly disagree that's okay see, that's the first one that we did not agree on that's okay all right.
Speaker 2Next, you don't need a smart watch if you have a smartphone. Yeah, you don't. I just I mean you don't have to, but I like it just be like this.
Speaker 2Instead of being like and checking, it's so much quicker to just be like oh boom, you know well this is for somebody who when you were a smaller child and I had to worry about you, I always it's like the school was trying to get a hold of me or you needed to get a hold of my tracker phone or if there was an emergency like I just wanted to. You know, I wouldn't want to go hours without looking at my phone to know that somebody was trying to get a hold of me because something was not okay with the tracking phone, with you or somebody else the tracker?
Speaker 1Oh my God.
Speaker 2Remember when you Okay, let's tell that story when you lost your tracking phone.
Speaker 1Oh yeah.
Speaker 2And I found it on like a yeah, you guys drove around and you found it on like a ledge.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Didn't you.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then later on I washed up in my grandma's washing machine because I forgot to take it out of my coat pocket. That's right.
Speaker 2That's why you didn't have an iPhone at first, because we knew it would take some time to figure out how to be responsible for something that you're not used to carrying, so that was a learning experience.
Speaker 1Yippers.
Speaker 2All right, this one. I already know how you feel about this strongly. So paper straws are worse than plastic.
Speaker 1Yeah, I hate paper straws. I do too. They suck.
Speaker 2They suck so bad.
Speaker 1They're like the texture and they fall apart.
Speaker 2Yeah, they suck. Yeah, either give me no straw or just give me the plastic straw. Yippers, all right, this one. I'm interested to see your hot take.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 2Not everyone needs to go to college. Definitely, definitely, doesn't I could?
Speaker 1just make a shitload of money off of getting really lucky at gambling. No, that is not a good life strategy. It's not a good life strategy, but you could.
Speaker 2With what money? Or investing? What money are you going to gamble and what money are you going to invest?
Speaker 1You get a job, you're like oh shit, I got a week's worth of pain. I'm going to spend 25% of it on investing. Okay, that's smart and then you could take a chance 50-50, because that's what it is and you either you make some and then you buy sales and you make more, like it's just how it is. Like, come on. All right, you should start doing that I could. I would only do it if Logan wanted to do it, because he knows more about that than I do.
Speaker 2Investing? Yeah, I personally think everyone should go to college, because I know for a fact that it doesn't matter what you go to college for, but you can get jobs easier and make more money with a degree, even if you don't need it.
Speaker 1But you should, because if you need a different job or a backup, then you have it, because some jobs you need a certain degree, don't you?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, it just gives you more opportunities and more potential.
Speaker 1Yeah, more like. Yeah, okay, All right, two more Okay.
Speaker 2Cake frosting is often too sweet.
Speaker 1What is cake frosting?
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, I don't need the frosting. I don't like the frosting, it's too much.
Speaker 1Too much. I just like the ice cream and those pebbles in the ice cream cake. Oh my.
Speaker 2God, oh I love that.
Speaker 1The best part, the crunchy middle and the DQ cake. Yeah, oh my God, they're crunchy. Yeah, I want that right now All right.
Speaker 2Last one, and I know you're going to be like I don't know what that means Not all classic literature is good. I don't know what that means Like old stories like Moby Dick. That's true Facts. I can't even think of another one.
Speaker 1But just like the old, old stories, like books that have been around forever. Yeah. Yeah, I agree, they're not all good, there's some that are good and there's some that are Nah. Coping mechanism.
Speaker 2All right, let's see what I got here. Oh, I got some fun or not trivia. I'm going to ask you some questions and see if you know. I'm going to ask you some questions and see if you know. I'm really going to copy and then I have a riddle and then I have a joke and I think that's it, Unless you have anything else that you want to talk about. Oh my God.
Speaker 1I had a stretch, excuse you, two for two.
Speaker 2Two for two. All right, ready, yep, don't look at the answers Okay, okay, all right, ready.
Speaker 1Don't look at the answers. Okay, okay, 17.
Speaker 2How many bones are in the adult human body?
Speaker 1That's a hard one. I'm not guessing that. Yes, is it over 200? Can I get that Barely? It's barely over 208. 206.
Speaker 2206. Did you look at my sheet? No, actually.
Speaker 1Okay, that was good, that was good, that was good. I was like I don't, I don't know if it's this one, I feel like you should know, because I was reading a 216 that you learned about this in science.
Speaker 2I probably remember well 206 was way closer than 216 yeah what are clouds made of?
Speaker 1I don't remember. I don't remember what's that ass I forgot. I know I'm like oh, I'm probably overthinking right now. Did you learn about the hat? Yeah, no, we didn't learn about it, they just told us small water droplets that's it. They told us some confusing thing of like all the freaking things are made of, like the. What are they called the freaking things, the really small, the atoms and molecules?
Speaker 2yeah, they made it confusing, obviously how many known planets are there?
Speaker 1Planets.
Speaker 2Planets like Earth, Mars.
Speaker 1Is that including the sun? The sun is not a planet.
Speaker 2It's a star, isn't it? It's a star, good job 12?
Speaker 18. Oh my God.
Speaker 2You're close.
Speaker 1I was close.
Speaker 2Is Saturn bigger than Earth?
Speaker 1Now it's smaller, isn't it really small?
Speaker 2It's around 10 times the diameter of. Earth, I don't even know, is Saturn the it's big. It's the one with the rings. Oh, it's the brown one. Yeah, okay, I'm dumb, that's obviously way bigger.
Speaker 1Okay, I thought it was like the small blue one, neptune, no, the other one Pluto, yeah, that's what I thought it this one.
Speaker 2you better know what does H2O stand for?
Speaker 1Isn't that hydrogen? Wait, oh, I'm a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2I heard H and that's what I thought. I'm not going to lie. I put no thought in that All right Riddle, let's see if you know this one. You didn't have to tell me right away. I would have guessed it, I know. But sometimes I just get excited. Yeah, I know Closure. Yeah, and I also have to round up some bunnies in the backyard before sunset. So there's that.
Speaker 1Okay, come on Okay here we go.
Speaker 2Nope, I have a head and a tail that will never meet, and having too much of me is always a treat. What am I, what? What? You flip it.
Speaker 1A coin, a coin. They have heads, tails, tails. They'll never meet. Okay, and having a lot of them is a treat I was at a treat to have a lot of them, a lot of money to have a lot of money all right, do you have a?
Speaker 2would you rather for me? Yeah?
Speaker 1okay, let's hear it coping mechanism, coping mechanism, coping, coping mechanism my bad I said coping, coping. Sorry, I had to get out all right so like I don't even know how to explain it um would you rather would you rather like have to cut your own arm off, or like cut your like friend's arm off because I got that's how I gotta play. So it was supposed to be this. Yeah, I know, would you rather?
Speaker 2have your own arm cut off or have to cut off my arm.
Speaker 1Yeah, but some people won't know you.
Speaker 2Well I'm saying, well I'm just saying it's for uh, yeah, I get the gist all right well, I'm cutting my arm off.
Speaker 1It can be my left arm, I don't?
Speaker 2well, I wouldn't want to cut my own arm off, but I'd let someone else cut it off. I would not cut your arm off.
Speaker 1I couldn't do it, Just do it. I'd be like just do it, Just get the belt just right there.
Speaker 2One cut.
Speaker 1If you do one cut, it won't be that bad.
Speaker 2Nope. When Carl was like just do it, dad, I was crying. Just do it. No, as long as you don't go to here, just go right here, cut that one slice. If you get in one slice, we're good right through the bone and everything just go like one cut.
Speaker 1How mad wouldn't you be so mad at me the rest of your life that I took your arm, your hand, as long as I could get a metal thing on a knife. That'd be fucking awesome, wouldn't it at least you have a positive perspective. Even if I didn't, I could beat the shit out of someone.
Speaker 2Metal Ting Would you get a hook.
Speaker 1No, fuck the hook. That would just be like flat and round, because imagine if I would beat the shit out of someone. Their face would be done. I would just use my left hand to beat the shit out of them. All right, it would be better. I mean, yeah, I can't really, I have no fingers. But that, that's fine. Who needs them? I got my right hand.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got five fingers is just as good as ten. I might not be able to grab anything with it, but like you could get one of those little grasp grabbers.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I guess I could have an attachment.
Speaker 2Attachment, I guess. I guess you could Just like a vacuum cleaner. You could have a bunch of attachments You're funny, all right. Ready, all right, ready for a funny joke? Heck, no. What do you call a Mexican who hates protein powder? What, no way.
Speaker 1Jose, you don't get it.
Speaker 2That made no sense Protein powder is made of whey. No way, I didn't know it was made of whey Jose. People always say no way, jose Jose is a Mexican name. No whey, no protein.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, always say no way, jose jose's a mexican name no way, no protein. Yeah, okay, I see, don't punch me.
Speaker 2I did. I'm gonna punch you harder next time when I do it have my fake metal plate.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, it won't even hurt. Is that as hard as you got? Is it as hard as you can? Do it as hard as you can, okay I'm in a really weird position right now okay that's probably it. That's fine. Are you gonna do me? No?
Speaker 2okay, thank you for listening to another episode of on our best behavior. Please follow us on facebook on our best behavior. Please follow us on instagram on our underscore best behavior to see all my chickens and bunnies. You can follow us on TikTok on our best behavior Otherwise, mccoy, I love you, I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1You were funny today.
Speaker 2And thank you for making me a mom.
Speaker 1Sure, although you kind of like made me so like you chose yourself a mom.
Speaker 2You were up in heaven with God. Sure and God's like. I am planning to give you the best mom in the world.
Speaker 1Nah, there's just like numbers. I am going to send her to you. Send you to her. You know, like the first movie I never watched Boss Baby, no, oh, there's like a bunch of babies huddle up and you either go left or right yeah right.
Speaker 2Yeah, I went down the left way. The left way. That was a good baby, that was me. Thanks, you're a good baby. You are a good baby, all right all right, I'm in hey guys, welcome back to. I gotta take a poop coping mechanism.
Speaker 1All right, mama, right sure.
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