On Our Best Behavior
On Our Best Behavior is a heartwarming podcast where Mom, Kelli and 16-year-old son, Maccoy delve into the complexities of school, life's struggles, highs and lows, and various challenges. With a blend of humor and sincerity, they navigate through these topics while sharing their own experiences and insights. Their conversations are not only relatable but also enlightening, offering listeners a fresh perspective on everyday issues. Alongside their engaging discussions, they welcome intriguing guests, adding a dynamic element to each episode. Tune in to join this duo on their journey of growth, learning, and discovery.
On Our Best Behavior
Lack of sunshine, wild bunnies & teenage attitude
Sunshine, wild rabbits, and teenage attitude collide in this refreshingly authentic episode that captures the beautiful chaos of family life. Kelli opens up about her unexpected new role as a rehabilitator for a tiny wild bunny that fits in the palm of her hand, promising adorable photos for followers willing to join this rescue journey on social media.
The Minnesota weather takes center stage as Kelli candidly shares how dramatically the lack of sunshine affects her mood, creating what she calls her "weather mood disorder" - a relatable struggle for anyone who's experienced seasonal blues. Her excitement about upcoming warmer temperatures reveals how these small environmental changes can dramatically impact our everyday outlook.
The true heart of this episode emerges through the unfiltered mom-son dynamic between Kelli and Mac. Their back-and-forth banter during fifth-grade trivia questions, teenage slang translations, and "would you rather" scenarios perfectly captures the complexity of parenting a teenager. When Kelli directly addresses Mac's recent "struggle bus" behavior - from avoiding chores to showing attitude - listeners get a genuine glimpse into the challenges and frustrations of raising adolescents without the sugar-coating often found in parenting content.
Between these authentic family moments, Kelli shares a thoughtful review of Mary Ellen Taylor's new book "After Paris," explaining how it surprisingly captivated her despite historical fiction not typically being her preferred genre. Her enthusiasm for the dual-timeline narrative and emotional depth demonstrates how the best books can transcend our usual preferences.
The episode wraps with playful threats to "dead leg" each other, showcasing how humor often becomes the safety valve in family relationships. For parents navigating the complex teenage years or anyone who appreciates unfiltered conversations about family life, this episode offers both comfort and comic relief in knowing you're not alone in these everyday struggles.
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Hey guys, welcome back to Honor Best Behavior. You're here with Mac and Kelly.
Speaker 2:Kelly, the funnier, cooler half of this dynamic duo Debatable.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Debatable.
Speaker 2:Like you don't agree over there.
Speaker 1:No, I don't agree.
Speaker 2:You do, you think I am the more fun? Yeah and cool. Yeah, more cool than you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, mac, how was your day at school? Tell me the highlights, tell me the lowlights Because, honestly, I just came rushing on in and I'm like be in the studio. We have to record because my motivation has been lacking. It's been rainy and cold.
Speaker 1:It's going to rain tomorrow.
Speaker 2:I just want to let you know it's a negative 26 degree deficit on what our average temperature is in Minnesota right now.
Speaker 1:That's huge. On Thursday it's going to be 70 again, oh good.
Speaker 2:Amen, I need that 70.
Speaker 1:Is there going to be sunshine?
Speaker 2:It's supposed to. It's supposed to be.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to say the word again.
Speaker 2:It's all right, it's supposed to probably gonna.
Speaker 1:There you go I do that.
Speaker 2:When I in doubt, I just try to use a different word. It's supposed to be ouch what you just moved the whole table. I don't know why I said ouch, but ouch I was worried, everything was gonna fall.
Speaker 2:I meant kind of like, ah, that's better, oh, ow ow ow okay so my new endeavor is I have rescued a wild rabbit, and when I say I rescued it, I'm just housing it. So my co-worker, her dog, found a bunny nest and said what do I do with this bunny? And I'm like, well, I'll take it, I'll rehab it, it can live in my backyard when it gets big enough. So I've been bottle feeding this little wild bunny and it like fits in the palm of my hand. We'll post some photos on instagram for you to see and so you can like them.
Speaker 2:Huh you haven't already well, I think I've posted some on snapchat but not on instagram, so all right, tbd tbd.
Speaker 1:I don't know what that stands for, but sure to be determined, or to come kind of thing tspmo, remind me what that means.
Speaker 2:This shit pissed me off. Oh, this shit pissed me off. I know you say that all the time and then I'm like I know it's a negative thing and I can't remember what it is all right, so tell me about your highlights lowlights. Did you eat lunch today?
Speaker 1:I was going to, but it was ass, so I didn't eat that.
Speaker 2:What was the option?
Speaker 1:it was, I don't know. I got in the line and there was fries. That's all that was left. No, but it was, and I didn't eat it. I got it from my friend because nothing was good so did you eat breakfast nope have you?
Speaker 2:did you eat a snack when you got home? Yeah, chips oh and I asked you like do you want me to bring you?
Speaker 1:something and I ate a peanut butter sandwich okay, good, those.
Speaker 2:You know what peanut butter sandwich is a solid and I got milk. So if you want to have cereal, well there's honeycomb I. I think you ate all your.
Speaker 1:Rice Krispies. Yeah, I like honeycombing. I'm really good at honeycombing too, yeah, honeycomb is good. I'm really good at honeycombing.
Speaker 2:Well, the good news is it's payday for me tomorrow, so we can go to the grocery store. Gulp, gulp, gulp, let's go. And if you want to share your password, and log in with me, because I really need to get caught up on severance and I canceled all of my subscriptions except for netflix why?
Speaker 2:oh because everything costs money and I'm trying to like. I went through all my subscriptions and I was like I don't need this. I don't need this. I only need one TV service. We have cable, so one TV service is fine and we actually have two. We have well, we share Macs with somebody and then I have Netflix. So if you want to share your Apple TV, how to etch a girl or your boy over here, over here? I don't know why I'm talking like that.
Speaker 1:Sigh.
Speaker 2:Okay, what's up? Tell me something that's happened in the past week for you that you want to talk about. You need some time I don't need time Okay. Time is on my side. Yes, it is. Do you have a story yet?
Speaker 1:or you want me to keep singing.
Speaker 2:You got this okay you want me to keep singing? No, oh not something else other than that, all right, I feel like a lot has been going on, but I don't even know what. So on friday, you mean friday on friday. The weather was so crappy on friday and saturday this past, and so I was pretty bummed out about that.
Speaker 1:Supposed to get good again, though.
Speaker 2:Yes, but then so this is what I know about the weather and sunshine. The weather has a major I think I have that like weather mood disorder situation, because when it's cold or windy or gloomy or rainy, I am a crab ass. I feel super irritable and cranky and crabby. But once the sun shined, like Sunday morning, I woke up and I went outside and it wasn't hot but it was nice enough out where I could sit outside and drink my coffee.
Speaker 1:It was like a little over room temp.
Speaker 2:And then I just felt so much more happy. It was because the sun was out. The sun was out. It makes such a big difference. And now Monday's been shitty, tuesday's been shitty, wednesday's supposed to be shitty, but Friday Eve that sunshine's going to be coming out. But it's supposed to be weird this weekend too, because this weekend I'm going to the mini state fair and the weather is super questionable on if it's going to be nice or not nice. I think when you come it's the hot, really hot, at the mini state fair but whenever you're not there it's cold, okay, but that's just a coincidence.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm going to get another my goal at the mini state fair is to get another permanent bracelet. I love these so much I'm going to get another permanent bracelet I love that is so much. Well it's, I'm gonna get a different design, but that's the same one, yeah, from last year. Holy shit, because, look, there's no way to take it off unless you break it or if it breaks off.
Speaker 2:But the one I had before this no, it's so light like you don't even, and it's on all the time, so you just get used to it being there. Oh rude my last one I had only lasted nine months, and then I found it in the bottom of the laundry basket when I was doing laundry. It came off, yeah how'd it come off?
Speaker 2:it's so small because they like I know you guys that are listening can't see. But this little thing. They use it like a little mini welder to weld it shut. But I think if they weld it too much it gets weak and then it can, like over time, wear down. Do you have anything to talk about yet?
Speaker 2:no, all right, I'm gonna take this moment to talk about magic mind. So twice, twice this week I had. So first of all, first story. First magic mind story is that I was at work and this girl that I work with. She was super tired and she's like my eyes feel so heavy. I think I'm going to have to have three cups of coffee today. She's like and I'm really worried about how much caffeine that is. And I was like well, do you want to try a magic mind? And she's like does that stuff really work? And I'm like well, do you want to try a Magic Mind? And she's like does that stuff really work? And I'm like try it here, you can have one, I'll let you try it and you can tell me what you think. And she said that what's that code? I'm going to buy that stuff Because she said that she could almost instantly tell that she was more alert. Her eyes didn't feel heavy, she didn't have to have. I think there's 55 milligrams of caffeine in the regular Magic Mind.
Speaker 2:They do make a caffeine-free Magic Mind. So if you don't want to do the caffeine, there's that option. They also make like a max one that I believe it has a lot more caffeine. I've never had that one, but anyway, I am a big seeing is believing and so every time I give somebody a try of the magic mind, they are surprised how well it works and how fast it works. Just yesterday I was talking to my sister-in-law and she's like I got to ask you about this magic mind and I'm going to be real transparent with you right now. She says to me do you just talk good about magic mind because you have to, or do you really believe in it? And I'm like number one I would not talk about something in a good way that I didn't believe in. I wouldn't promote it or support it. And number two I told her I will let you try some and then you will see how well it works and you know so. Anyway, seen as believing, if you try the magic mind and you don't like it, they will refund your money, no questions asked, easy peasy. You can use our code best may to get 20 off a one-time purchase if you just want to try it. However, you will regret not getting the subscription for 48 off, because you're going to just want to use it more days than not.
Speaker 2:Anything, anything, anything. It has great. All the ingredients that I love in it. It's got the magic mushroom, the lion's mane, turmeric, ashwagandha. That also bow, chicka, bow. Wow, helps with your libido. Mackie earmuffs on that.
Speaker 2:Sex drive. What the fuck is that? You want to get freaky Womp womp.
Speaker 1:Then you take that ashwagandha. Huh, what is that emote you're hitting?
Speaker 2:Womp, womp. It's a pelvic thrust, do you want?
Speaker 1:to see it again. You have a name of that already. Bow, chicka, bow, wow we don't need to see it again.
Speaker 2:Okay, I thought you had a question about something. No, I don't Ashwagandha the libido.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't even ask no question, okay.
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Speaker 2:Right, I know Now it's time for a book review. So my dear friend Mary Ellen Taylor, who also goes by another name of Mary Burton she was on season three of Honor Best Behavior and I did an interview with her, but anyway, she has a new book that just released and it is called After Paris by Mary Ellen Taylor. And I'm going to tell you, I have to admit, that I am usually not a huge fan of historical fiction. My friend Emily loves historical fiction and she's like give me that book when you're done, but it is definitely not my genre. But After Paris completely surprised me in the best way possible.
Speaker 2:This story beautifully weaves together two timelines, the present and the past, in a way that felt effortless and deeply emotional. The historical elements didn't feel distant or overly dramatized. They were intimate, layered and full of heart. The characters felt real and relatable, no matter which time period we were in. What I loved most about the book was how Mary Ellen Taylor created such a strong connection between the past and the present. It wasn't just about history for history's sake, it was about how our stories, our families and even our secrets shape who we are today. I found myself invested in both timelines equally, which isn't easy to pull off. Every time a new chapter came up, I was excited like who is it going to be? What time period is it going to be so After? Paris is about resilience, love and the kind of quiet strength that spans generations. I couldn't put it down and when I finished it I sat there for a minute just letting it all soak in. Highly highly recommend this one, even if, or especially if, historical fiction isn't usually your thing.
Speaker 2:Mary Ellen Taylor To be honest, I've read other Mary Ellen Taylor books and that author name for her is more of the kind of like romantic love story side of her versus her mystery thrillers under Mary Burton. But every time I read one of her, I mean I read all of her books, because I just love her so much and her books never disappoint me. No, either. I don't know the right word of when somebody has two different author names, but both names that she writes under. I love everything, so definitely check that out. I'm going to post a photo of the book cover on our Instagram page and that just came out this week, I believe, and oh, and check her episode out. It's called Mary Burton on season three of Honor Best Behavior. All right, now we're going to do some easy fifth grade trivia inspired by are you smarter than a fifth grader Mackie? Are you smarter than a fifth grader mackie? Are you smarter?
Speaker 2:than a fifth grader nope, all right, smarty pants, let's see what you've got. No googling, I'm not going to. I love outer space, so some of these are outer spacious. Outer spacious is that a word? I? Don't probably how annoyed with me are you right now? On a scale of one to ten, not annoyed, ten being the most annoyed. Why do you sound so annoyed?
Speaker 1:I'm not in that mood.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Okay, what planet is closest to the sun? Do you know? Fuck, no, I didn't either. It's Mercury.
Speaker 1:Mercury, oh, I got it right, right, no.
Speaker 2:I'll be damned, I can go right. Nope, it's Frick. Okay, this one you should know. Okay, how many sides does a hexagon have? Not to be confused with an octagon? Seven right, six, yep, six. Okay, what is the longest river in the world, bro? What, oh, isn't the Rhymes with mile?
Speaker 1:Now you confuse me. Longest river in the world. It's not by us, right Some?
Speaker 2:say it's not by us. Some say it's the Amazon. But, bro, what I don't know? The Nile I would have never known. You're not even familiar with the Nile. No, bro, oh my gosh, I have failed you?
Speaker 1:How have you failed me? It's a fucking dumbass river.
Speaker 2:What do you call a baby goat? A kid Just like you, Mackie? You actually.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Never knew that. Oh, look at you, my little goat, because you're my little kid, I'm not even little.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? I'm a big year old.
Speaker 2:You're a big goat, a big year old. Oh a chode.
Speaker 1:That's what I thought you said. Wow, All right, Mackie would you rather do chicken trivia?
Speaker 2:What the hell is that I'm really good at that. Don't tempt me. Our next week's going to be a poultry pop quiz. A what Poultry pop?
Speaker 1:quiz. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2:Chicken is poultry. Oh, not to be confused with poltergeist. Poltergeist, not a poultry guist. A poultry guist, no, no no. All right.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Now, all right. No, now, what are you all right? Teenager translator. I want to talk to you about some things that are popular with teens right now and see if you are in the know and if you know what it means and if you can translate it for me yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, got it.
Speaker 1:I can't hear you, oh my yes, no, yes, no, yes.
Speaker 2:have you heard of CoreCore? No Videos on TikTok CoreCore.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't know.
Speaker 2:That's what it stands for Okay, have you seen? Teens are now obsessed with dramatic edits from random things like microwave, beeping with sad music like a mesh what the fuck? No, it sounds like something you would like, like that AMISR or whatever.
Speaker 1:I never liked it. I said it was so goofy.
Speaker 2:But you watched it.
Speaker 1:No, I never watched it. I was like here's some more. I need to get back now.
Speaker 2:Have you heard about the AI yearbook trend? No, where you upload your photos and you get 90s style school portraits. Like what you would look like if you were a kid in the 90s. No, you haven't seen that.
Speaker 1:I have, but like that's definitely not. I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 2:Interest Okay Water bottles. Stanley Cups versus Ouala water bottles.
Speaker 1:Why are these topics?
Speaker 2:This is what is popular with kids, not right now, obviously. Okay, mackie, if you could make up a viral teen trend, what would it be Like? What's something that you think is cool, that everyone should think is cool?
Speaker 1:Gee, I couldn't tell you. I don't know Generally, that's hard.
Speaker 2:How about the pubes I found on the kitchen floor?
Speaker 1:Okay, you did not find pubes. That was from Logan's wig.
Speaker 2:They look like a ball of pubes. Okay that somebody just shaved off in the kitchen.
Speaker 1:Okay, why did you bring that up?
Speaker 2:Well, because you guys were making videos, and so that must be something that you think is cool.
Speaker 1:No, he just looks retarded.
Speaker 2:You can't say the R word. Yes, I can.
Speaker 1:I'm expressing my feelings, I'm going to punch you.
Speaker 2:You're in your feelings. Why are you so sad? You said the R word and then you said I'm in my feelings. What?
Speaker 1:did you say I'm expressing my feelings?
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, alright, mac, tell me A good slash. Weird excuse for not doing your chores or homework. You should be good at this one, yeah, because you just ghosted a lot doing your chores for not doing your not yeah so tell me a weird excuse, a weird one like why you couldn't do your chores because you're doing something else. That's weird, oh weird.
Speaker 2:I don't know you know for your excuses what's something funny that you said when you were a little kid poopy dack, poopy dack. You did say that all the time. I forgot about that, did you poopy dack? And then you'd go under the kitchen table and, mackie, are you pooping under there? No you're embarrassing school little kid stories, all right. So the world's oldest dog just lost his title. Turns out that the dog was said to be 31, wasn't actually that old, and people are really upset why would you care?
Speaker 1:brown it's, it's an age.
Speaker 2:I know that's what people like to get whipped up about shit.
Speaker 1:The dumbest shit ever Dead ass.
Speaker 2:And Taylor Swift's album the Tortured Poets Department is still topping the charts. What do you mean topping the charts, mackie? Do you think that it's overrated? Or a masterpiece? Or a masterpiece, what? Taylor Swift's new album, not new album anymore but, still a chart topper Masterpiece, probably overrated, everything's overrated.
Speaker 1:It's me. Yeah, that shit's overrated as fuck.
Speaker 2:You're overrated as fuck. It's over the top overrated Dead ass. Okay, Tell me what you think. No Things that make you go, wait what.
Speaker 1:Which I feel okay, tell me what you think.
Speaker 2:No things that make you go wait what, which I feel like you do all the time when I don't hear someone bananas, banana. This is like a hot take. Bananas are berries but strawberries aren't what that made no sense yeah, I agree, that is not right. There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth low-key.
Speaker 1:There's multiple like universes. There's a lot of sand, probably not grains.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I know I can't get with it. The blob of toothpaste on your brush is called a nurdle. Have you ever ever heard that? No, I never have heard that. Would you rather just go live in the woods than listen to these?
Speaker 1:No, I don't want to live in the freaking woods. I'm not going to do nothing.
Speaker 2:If you could have a two-minute chat with a future guest, who would you want it to be? I don't know, it could be somebody real, like a local hero, teacher, influencer, or totally imaginary, I don't know. No, okay, boring, you're boring. I am boring, you're boring. I'm not a nerd, all right. Would you rather have to sing everything you say for a whole day like you're in a musical, or only be able to whisper for one week?
Speaker 1:Yeah, for what? Seeing everything I say for one day, yeah, I just won't say shit. I never do say shit.
Speaker 2:That's not an option?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is an option. You said seeing everything I say.
Speaker 2:You are always yapping. You could not keep your mouth shut for a day, we you know what.
Speaker 1:Let's try it. Let's try it. I know it's quiet, it's not I could also sing, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:So you need to choose one, because I'm going to hold you to it. Sing it, sing, all, all right. One day, starting rate after this podcast is over, everything you say you have to sing. No, then you have to whisper for one week. Why? Why are you being a pain in my ass? How am I being a pain in your ass? Because you're just unwilling to do anything. I don't want to sing. Do you want to know how much shit I don't want to do? I had to, I know, but you're choosing nothing You're like. Well, I just won't talk at all for a whole day. That's not how it works. I talk at all. I don't the only place I would care not to do this at school, and I barely even talk at school. So I thought I was just saying I'd be fine. So what's your answer? I would sing.
Speaker 1:Guess what I already sing most of the day anyway. So okay, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2:So every time you see a patient, you're like hi I'm like hi, he looks like you're here for blah blah. Okay, let's check your blood pressure, that's just being like that's a singy voice that's a singy voice. Oh, my god, I'm gonna. That's not. I am gonna mess you up after this. All right, what's your would you rather?
Speaker 1:let's hear how good it is oh yeah, yeah, bring it on okay okay, good, bring it out of your back pocket, let.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be real. I already said this one time today, but I'm going to be real transparent. Mackie, you have been a struggle bus this week. I am just ready to whoop your ass and ground you. You don't do your chores, I didn't actually, you told me to shut up last night, you just have an attitude. You do a lot of weird shit lately and you've been disrespectful and I'm a little bit pissy about it.
Speaker 1:What are you? Okay, Come on. Smarty Pants, let's hear your, would you rather, since yours is so much better? Okay, this is the one right here. Okay, it's kind of like dumb. Yeah, let's hear it All right. Would you rather have four arms or four legs? Neither, okay.
Speaker 2:Or four legs. Neither Okay, I'd rather, I'd rather. I'd rather just have two arms and two legs.
Speaker 1:I didn't say neither To your question. I said I would sing.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And I said what I'd do.
Speaker 2:You said you wouldn't talk at all.
Speaker 1:I said. I said I wouldn't talk that much at school, so I said, I guess I would do it.
Speaker 2:What's somebody called With no arms and no legs?
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Ground beef? What ground beef? That's a cow. It's not a joke, this is a real question. I don't know the answer. I thought maybe you would. What is somebody?
Speaker 1:called who has no arms and no legs. I want to say the one word, but I can't say it well whisper, it's the r word.
Speaker 2:no, that's not the right word, that is not the right word, all right here, useless.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, that could be a joke.
Speaker 2:What do you call someone with no arms and no legs? All right, here it goes.
Speaker 1:Dude, my finger really itches right now.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's usually a joke, bob. I wasn't trying to be funny or clever, now generally seen as insensitive or outdated. Well, I'm not trying to make fun, I was trying to be serious.
Speaker 1:Gemini, can you help me?
Speaker 2:Yes, I am a Gemini. How can I help you? It is, I think. Nope, it's almost Gemini season. Mccoy, what? I am a Gemini. How can I help you? It's just, it is, I think. Nope, it's almost Gemini season, mccoy.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Gemini season?
Speaker 2:It's the season of my sign coming out. Sign.
Speaker 1:What, what sign.
Speaker 2:You know, you're a Capricorn, I'm a Gemini.
Speaker 1:My name's Kid Rock.
Speaker 2:I'm a Capricorn in Detroit City is where I was born. What about Capricorn? What? What did you just say?
Speaker 1:You said something when I was trying to say. Gemini is like the AI on Google.
Speaker 2:Well, I was. I came before that. Help me out. Gemini To you. What can I help you with? Are you ready to hear a funny joke? What?
Speaker 1:can I help you with?
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, would you rather be a llama or a genius? What is that? Alright, alright, alright. Time for a classic dad joke. Mackie, are you ready? And everyone kid-friendly here so you don't have to turn your radio off today.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2:Why don't eggs tell each other secrets? I don't know what the heck, because they might crack up. Oh my God, I've got yolks for days. My guy, yolks for days.
Speaker 1:I didn't get that one.
Speaker 2:Yolk Like an egg yolk.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yolk Joke.
Speaker 1:Oh, I didn't see the resemblance.
Speaker 2:There's no resemblance, there's nothing to look at.
Speaker 1:Yeah, resemblance, as in the word resemblance.
Speaker 2:You didn't connect the similarity.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I didn't connect the dots Do you ever connect the dots? Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:All the time. What, okay, I do Dead ass.
Speaker 2:Okay, what? Okay, I do dead ass. Okay, you're gonna be dead ass.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? I'm gonna be dead ass.
Speaker 2:Cause I'm gonna Dead ass you. I'm gonna dead leg you for sure, okay, because you're driving me crazy.
Speaker 1:What did I do? Drive me crazy.
Speaker 2:Cause you just have sucked this week.
Speaker 1:No, I haven't even done anything.
Speaker 2:I'm not a bro, I know, but like I haven't even done anything.
Speaker 1:As sucked this week. I haven't even done anything. I'm not a bro, I know, but I haven't even done anything. That's bad this week.
Speaker 2:Alright, friends, thanks for hanging with us. We hope we cracked you up, tested your brain and made you think about whispering in musicals. Don't forget to follow us on all of our social medias. On our best behavior, we're on Facebook. We're on Instagram. On our underscore best behavior, we're on facebook. We're on instagram on our underscore best behavior. We're on tiktok on our best behavior, but mostly it's just the chicken talk and um, yeah, and that's about it.
Speaker 1:So so what?
Speaker 2:I was seeing if you had anything, anything add oh no, I'm picking my nail.
Speaker 1:I picked it too far.
Speaker 2:Good, karma is my boyfriend.
Speaker 1:How's that Karma? I'll just go clip it off.
Speaker 2:I'm going to clip it off with your first knuckle.
Speaker 1:How are you going to clip it off my knuckle? Let's see if I can do that.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have you put your finger right here, whop, with a knife, chop it off. You cut my finger off. Remember how last week we talked about if we'd cut each other's arm off and I was like McCoy would never cut your arm off. This week I would Let alone your finger. I'd go all the way up.
Speaker 2:That's okay, you can cut my uh and I would not pay for you to get a what's it called a prosthetic. I just make my own. I just make you have to suffer. I'd make, because that's what you're doing to me I'm not making you suffer how? Because I told you already, you don't listen.
Speaker 1:I am listening you don't care, I do care, you don't care, I do care. It's been a shitty day this week, so I haven't been in the mood.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I'm not in the mood to feed you or clothe you. Change your diapers, I don't even have diapers anymore.
Speaker 1:Are you sure Dead ass.
Speaker 2:Shit myself. Thanks for listening to our banter. Hope it's relatable, because it's all true.
