Garlic or wet dog?

A mid-trimester lull doesn’t have to be dull. We trade quick hits on school tests, first-car boundaries, and the patience it takes to land that first job for deeper dives into what we’re reading and why it matters. From a fast-paced thriller to three standout nonfiction picks on depression, OCD, and Williams syndrome, we explore how good books stretch empathy, clarify language, and change the way we show up for people we love. These aren’t just summaries—they’re jumping-off points for better conversations at home.

Life outside the mic gets real, too. A possum upends our tiny homestead and turns animal care into emergency triage; a neighbor helps with a raccoon; the bunnies con their way into a live trap—twice. We build a warmer space, literally and figuratively: a new hutch for cold swings, a refreshed studio with paint and a couch, and a slow plan for cameras so we can bring more of this chaos to YouTube without losing the thread. Between coughs and grocery runs, we also unpack the uneasy allure of true crime. Monster season three’s Ed Gein arc sparks a wider look at how isolation, control, and untreated illness shape notorious cases—and how to stay human while watching.

We keep it light where we can—would-you-rather showdowns, bad jokes, and a tease for a returning friend who always brings a little chaos—the good kind. If you’re navigating teen milestones, curious about mental health reads, or just craving honest talk that moves from heavy to hilarious without whiplash, you’ll feel at home here. Subscribe, share with a friend who needs a smart, warm listen this week, and drop a review to help more people find the show. What should we read or watch next? We’re taking recs.

Transcript

Welcome Back & Vibes Check

SPEAKER_00 0:01

Welcome back to Honor Best Behavior. I'm Kelly, your mom, your host, and the one still trying to figure out why five minutes of teenage silence feels like winning the lottery.

SPEAKER_02 0:12

Okay, I'm McCoy, but thanks. I'm your co-host. Okay. Just to let you know. Okay. And I'm a professional eye roller too. What grade are you? So we're at it.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

What grade are you in?

SPEAKER_02 0:25

11th grade.

SPEAKER_00 0:27

Season five, episode three, baby. We're still here, still caffeinated, and still pretend we know what we're doing.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Speak for yourself, Mom. I totally know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_00 0:39

Really? Because last week you put your shirt on backwards and wore two different socks.

SPEAKER_02 0:43

But now I'm wearing my shirt backwards, what? I do not remember that. It's called fashion, mom. Look it up.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

Alright. Well, today we're diving into what we're watching, what we are reading, what's been going on, some life updates, and um yeah. As always, we try to stay on our best behavior.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

Oh, yeah, on our best behavior.

School: Tests, Mid-Tri, Motivation

SPEAKER_00 1:14

No promises, though.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

No promises.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

Alright, Max. So first thing I want to do is check in with you on a few things, and the first one being school. How's school going?

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Eh. It's alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:28

You don't love your classes, we know.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

Yeah, they're alright.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Okay. Any any highlights, any low lights to talk about anything going on in school? Honestly, not really. Yeah, it's just boring. Like, honestly, you just like go there. I mean, that's kind of how I feel about work, I guess, so that's fair. Like, right, you just show up every day.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

We're getting into like we're doing a lot of the tests and stuff, I guess, is what the kids at right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

So is it almost end of the try?

SPEAKER_02 1:57

No, but it's middle of the try, so that's when a lot of the stuff happens too. So I don't know. It's just a bunch of tests right soon coming.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Are you prepared?

SPEAKER_02 2:06

I guess, yeah.

Driving & The First Car Rules

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Okay. Let's check in next with driving. How's your driving been going? Good. Good. Any uh any cars on the horizon?

SPEAKER_02 2:19

What do you mean cars?

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Like, are you you gonna have a whip to drive?

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Soon, hopefully.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Oh yeah? What's going on with that?

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Uh I don't know, actually.

SPEAKER_00 2:29

Okay. So anyway, Mac got a car. You might have seen it on I did post it on Instagram. And uh yeah, so we are just getting that kind of tuned up and ready to go, and then he'll have his own whip on the on the on the road. But you will still have to ask. If you can go, you can doesn't mean you just free will get to like go wherever you want, whenever you want. You know, you still have to like ask if it's okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:53

Okay.

Job Hunt: Interviews & Teen Hiring

SPEAKER_00 2:54

Okay. Job check-in. How are you paying for all this shit? You got a job?

SPEAKER_02 2:59

No, no, no, hire my ass.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Okay. Have you done any interviews?

SPEAKER_02 3:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

Have you applied in places?

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Anything to report on that?

SPEAKER_02 3:08

No.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

Oh my god, you're boring. How am I boring? I've got nothing back. Any input about what it's like trying to find a job or doing interviews? Does it make you feel nervous or no?

SPEAKER_02 3:24

It's not. The questions are weird.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

Do they ask you, what are your strengths? Yeah. What are you good at?

SPEAKER_02 3:32

What'd you say? They didn't ask me that, but like it's like I don't know what the questions were, but it's it's like not questions you're thinking of. It's like, oh, have you ever run across a time where you had to quickly finish work in school? Like it's some weird ass question that does not matter at all with work. Okay. It's like a not work-related question.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Well, it probably is because a lot of times how you problem solve or do stuff at school is going to reflect the same way that you would perform work job work duties.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Well it's crazy today. What? I mean they're going to at the dollar tree and he was like, Are you guys hiring? And they're like, You have to be 18.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

Yeah, some places you do.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

I don't think they have to be 18 to work at a dollar store.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Because I don't want your liability. And they don't want to deal probably with young pong.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

You should need liability to work at Target than the dollar store.

SPEAKER_00 4:20

Yeah. Well, there's more, right? So at the Dollar Tree, there's they probably have like three people working at a time. Yeah. So no one wants to babysit your ass. Where at Target, right, they have a hundred people probably working in the store at a time. So there's more people to keep an eye on you and to help you out and give you direction when you need it. You have to remember, you're a really big risk, just like in car insurance is so expensive because you're such a big risk. Get hiring you when you have a zero work experience is a big risk. And someone is going to have to like want to or need to have the patience to kind of direct you and teach you and kind of be a mentor to you to show you or not, show you how to be a great worker or how not to be a great worker, because you're gonna see a lot of lazy people out there making their money.

SPEAKER_02 5:15

I guess.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

So since you have had your license, you went to the movies.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Do you want to talk about that? What movie did you see? Um some scary one.

SPEAKER_02 5:28

It wasn't really scary.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

It sounded scary. It was some demon slayers or something. Okay, Demon Slayers.

SPEAKER_02 5:33

I can't remember.

SPEAKER_00 5:34

What one out of ten.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

It was pretty good. So like an eight.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Okay. You uh it was it's been convenient for me that you have your license because a few times I've been able to send you to the store to get something that I need to for dinner or whatnot.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

Oh, excuse me. AJ needed a ride the other week and you went and picked him up and brought him to his car. Yeah. So that was nice. Alright. So as far as all your check-ins, school, driving, job, social life, meh. You don't have much to report. I don't, man. Okay. Are you what are you watching?

SPEAKER_02 6:15

Breaking Bad, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

Breaking Bad. So what do you think about Breaking Bad? It's an old show, but it's super good. Yeah. So what do you think about it right now?

SPEAKER_02 6:26

It's it's pretty good. Okay. That's all you got. I mean, I don't really know what I was saying. It's just pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

Okay. I am watching The Summer I Turned Pretty. So I'm in the middle of that. Alright, what have we been up to? I know that you don't have a lot to talk about. Oh, another thing that I wanted you to check in on. So last week, the week before that, you got sick. You had to stay going from school for like two days.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

It was like three.

SPEAKER_00 6:52

Well, you stayed home for two.

SPEAKER_02 6:55

You tried to stay home for three. No, because the first day I was like, I don't feel good.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

And then the second day you wanted to go. And you had a fever.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

I went Monday and then No, I didn't go Monday for some reason. I can't remember why.

SPEAKER_00 7:10

You didn't go Friday because you went and did something else. Like some social thing.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

Yeah, no, but that was the week before. That was the week before I got sick.

Homestead Drama: Predators & Bunnies

SPEAKER_00 7:21

That was that Friday. Then you went to school Monday. And then you stayed home Tuesday, Wednesday. Thursday you tried to stay home because you retired from going to the movies, and I said no. And then you went to school Thursday, Friday. Then Saturday night, guess who gets the same shit? Me. What do you mean? You I got whatever you had, because then I got sick. And then I was down for the count. So I was pretty much spent the day on the couch Sunday. Monday, Tuesday, I went to work, felt like shit. Came home, went to bed. Wednesday, I still felt like pretty run down. Went to do plasma and I had a temp of 100.4, so I was still sick. And then Thursday, I finally felt better. But that virus, whatever that junk is, that ain't fun, bruh. Keep that shit to yourself. Keep that shit to yourself. Homestead check-in. So I had a possum who ate one of my baby chickens that I had, and it was really traumatized. I mean, it was it's sad. Like I'm starting to understand like farm life. There's a lot of sad shit about farm life. But my little baby Sorama, that I is like a designer chicken that I spent four times the amount of money on, of course, is the one that the possum killed and ate and left the head in the backyard for me to find. So I was pretty devastated about that. I then bought a live trap to try to catch this thing. And the first day that I had it semi-set up, I came home from work and Milo was in there, who is a bunny, one of my bunny, one of our bunnies. And then a few days later, uh Annie was in there. Another bunny. So the bunnies have been going in the live trap. And I have not seen the possum since. We did have a raccoon come visit us, but my neighbor happily, I mean, not happily for her, but happily for me, took care of the raccoon. So hopefully that will not be coming. Hasn't well, it for sure won't be coming back. Uh, but hopefully it doesn't have any family members that want to come back because uh those raccoons and possums like to steal eggs and kill chickens. Yeah. But I did get a bunny hutch for the bunnies and put that together, so that's all set up for them as it's getting colder now. Minnesota weather. This weekend it was 90, and today it was 50. So yeah. Welcome to fall, y'all.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

It doesn't really make any sense.

Studio Refresh & Gear Plans

SPEAKER_00 9:54

We're here. Studio check-in. I've been posting a couple pictures on the story. Don't know if you've happened to be able to see them, but we have painted the studio. We got a couch in here. We're gonna get uh some more furniture and get it kind of rearranged so that we can just kind of hang out and sit on the couch. Um, thinking about investing in some kind of uh camera to so we could do YouTube stuff, but we'll see. We'll see, one thing at a time. But yeah, the studio has a new vibe. It's a little echoey in here. We don't have anything hanging up on the wall walls yet.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

Mine is mad echoey for some reason.

SPEAKER_00 10:29

Yours is?

SPEAKER_02 10:30

Yeah, like right by my PC. It's really echoey. Oh, downstairs in your bedroom.

Matcha, GLP-1 & Magic Mind Plug

SPEAKER_00 10:34

Yeah, it's echoey. Okay. So yeah, that's a lot of life updates. So I was listening to the Mel Robbins podcast the other day. She had Dr. William Lai on, I think that's how you say his name, Lai or Lee. Uh, and he dropped this wild fact. Matcha, yes, the same matcha that's in Magic Mind actually helps your body naturally produce its own GLP one. Basically, it's like your belly fat packs up and moves south, straight to the booty.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

So you're waiting so you're saying magic mind gives you brains and a big juicy booty?

SPEAKER_00 11:12

Exactly! Who needs injections and side effects when you can sip your way to focus, energy, and a snatched waistline?

SPEAKER_02 11:21

That's magic.

Fast Thriller Rec: One by One

Deep Dive Reads: Depression & OCD

Rare Disorder Read: Williams Syndrome

SPEAKER_00 11:23

It's magic mind. Use our code BEST50 for 20% off a one-time purchase or up to 48% off a subscription. Plus, subscriptions come with free shipping, easy delivery, and no stress. Drink smarter, feel better, and get that magic booty boost. Alright, so on to the highlight of my life, which is reading. I am gonna talk to you about some of the books I've been reading and what they're about, and kind of just give you my opinion on them. So, uh, one of the books that I recently read that was super great because it was uh Frieda McFadden, and you know I always say Frida don't fail. So this book was called One by One, and in this book, uh the synopsis is that three couples are on a getaway vacation. Uh, they end up being forced to hike through a dark, unfamiliar woods after their van breaks down and their cell service fails. As the group gets lost, they begin to be picked off one by one, hence the name of the book, uh, the um by a mysterious attacker. The story becomes a test of loyalty and trust as the friends must confront the terrifying possibility that the killer is one of them. This was a super fast read. Um, I think I read that book in two days. It was is super good. So anyway, if you like a fast thriller, if you like Freedom McFadden, if you haven't read this one, definitely hit it up. What I'm reading right now, I kind of went into this tunnel of mental health books. And sometimes when I do that, I start adding a lot of them to my TBR list to be read. And what happens is then I'm just like on this kick of books about depression and OCD and all this crazy. Not that not crazy, but just it's fascinating to me in rare genetic diseases um or disorders. So that's what I've been reading about. So right now I'm reading this book called Hello, I Want to Die, Please Fix Me. And it is a vibrant, compelling memoir that bravely reveals the real life havoc that depression can wreak and an urgent search for solutions. And what's good about it so far is I'm not done. But it talks about how depression is overdiagnosed. We all a little sad, right? But people, this depth of depression is is like you want to kill yourself and you don't think about it all the time. Like you're not like, oh yeah, I want to kill myself every day. But sometimes like the strong urge comes over you that it's just like that's what I'm gonna do right now. And so some of the things in this book that this girl has done, and her name is I'm terrible at pronouncing names, but the author is Anna Miller Paperney, and it talks about how some of the ways that she tries to kill herself is usually by poisoning herself. She drinks antifreeze and paint thinner. Uh, and it talks uh, there's also a thing in there, and this might be a trigger warning, so I apologize. But it also talks about how she tried to um use like a target plastic bag and like tape it around her neck to suffocate herself. But you know, those bags are pretty cheap and they get holes in them all the time. So she she was not successful in doing that. But anyway, sad, right? So sad, but so it's just interesting to read about and to kind of just give some perspective on people who have depression. Like what that why is my thing loose? Okay, I'll have to fix that later. But anyway, um, it's just very eye-opening what some people go through. So on the same path of mental health. The another book that I read recently is called Obsessed, and it's another memoir. And the author is Alison Britz, and it's about her personal struggle with obsessive-compulsive disorder, which is OCD. Okay. And what happens is during her um sophomore year of high school, her normal life is interrupted because she ends up having uh a vivid nightmare in which she is diagnosed with brain cancer, and she is convinced the dream is a prophecy and prophecy. Like a in like a like no, like something that's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

Oh, okay.

What We’re Watching: Monster S3

SPEAKER_00 16:01

So um she begins to believe that she can prevent the cancer from becoming a reality by performing certain rituals. Um, and her intrusive fears lead to increasingly elaborate things, like she quits eating and she gets really, really thin, and just a lot of things. And like she's a she's in track and she's super good and trying to go to state and get the best time, and uh that like starts sinking, and then she also um is like a really good student. I'm sorry, I'm trying to do trying to fix this because it's driving my crazy, and her GPA goes way down, and she is um supposed to get like a scholarship, and so anyway, a lot of that stuff is compromised. Uh when somebody's gone their whole life not even having OCD, and then just one dream like just triggers her and she goes over the edge. So um, that was that's a that was a good book. And then right, no, I just finished uh another book, which is a genetic disorder situation, and her name is Jennifer Latson, and the book is called The Boy Who Loved Too Much, and it is a true story of pathological friendliness. It tells the story of a boy named Eli, and he has a William syndrome. The book explores how this rare genetic disorder, which eliminates social inhibitions and makes individuals indiscriminately trusting, and it shows how it impacts Eli's life and his relationship with his mother, Gail. So uh Williams syndrome, these people have a different kind of love. The book's central focus is on Eli's pathological friendliness, a symptom of William's syndrome, and this makes him an extremely loving, outgoing, and trusting boy who treats everyone he meets as a friend, but also leaves him incredibly vulnerable to exploitation and mockery. So, and then a big part of the story too is the mom's dilemma on you know what happens to her when she dies, who's gonna take care of Eli? Because he's gonna have he's gonna need help even when he's 30, 40, 50. So that was super interesting. I had never heard of William syndrome. Uh-huh. So that was that was nice. Not nice, but you know what I mean. Like I learned a lot. Okay. What I'm watching right now, uh, on top of The Summer I Turn Pretty, is season three of Monster on Netflix.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Is that the movie the thing you're watching?

Morality, Trauma & True Crime

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Yes, and it focuses on the notorious American killer Ed Gean, who a lot of people aren't familiar with Ed Gean. He was born in 1906. And anyway, the series chronicles his life in rural plain field, Wisconsin, his troubled upbringing, and what he was known for was his descent into grave robbing and violence. Uh so he had a troubled upbringing. The show explores Gean's oppressive childhood and his twisted relationship with his controlling, fanatically religious mother. Uh, the family is isolated on a remote farm where the mom teaches her sons the fear of the outside world, setting the stage for Ed's late Ed's later mental and emotional issues. So they end up saying that once he was found out what he was doing, he was diagnosed with schizophrenia. And what he did is he, so his mom died. He was always, there was always something a little off about him. And when once his mom dies, he really goes off not the deep end, but he struggles with the loss of her. And so Alfred Hitchcock's psycho was actually based off of some of the things Ed Gean did. Ed Gean started to hear his mom talking to him when she was dead, and she told him to go dig her up. I I'm a little confused on this. If he dug her body up or if he dug up other people. Anyway, he tr he rebuilt her uh skeleton and put her in a chair in a bedroom upstairs, and uh and she rotted. And he had a girlfriend for a little bit, and you know, she just knew that Ed had a sick mom and just thought she was up there and like couldn't talk and wasn't responsive, but she would notice like it smelt really bad. Uh, so that was interesting. But the girlfriend's also clearly a little bit off. Um, so there's some things coming out about that. But anyway, uh the whole thing of him Ed Geen uh digging up his mom, digging up other bodies, building his mom, uh really focuses on right psycho. So that was what psycho, a big part of that movie was that his mom died, and he just like kept her body and thought she was still alive, also was schizophrenia. Schizophrenic.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

Um I might be schizophrenic.

Would You Rather & Joke Zone

SPEAKER_00 21:11

So Edgeen, some things he also did was he made lampshades out of skin. He pres he cut ladies' labias off and preserved them. He made um like furniture upholstery chairs and whatnot with skin. Um, so when you hear people say, I want to make you a skin suit, they are that is a reference to Ed Gean. Now, also uh on the farm where Ed Gean grew up and lived, uh, he had a woodshed or I don't know what he I 100% don't know. Farm chores, whatever he did out there. But um uh one night a couple hunters stumbled across the property, and Ed was outside, and for some reason he was getting his chainsaw ready to go, and they asked for help because they had gotten lost, and Ed Gean was something, you know, that's what happened is like something would snap in his brain, and he chased them through the woods with a chainsaw and hacked them all up. And this, my friends, is the inspiration for Texas Chainsaw Massacre was also inspired by the real life of Ed Gean. So that is pretty crazy. Uh a lot of people don't know that, but this it's always scary for me because I feel like a lot of the most scariest people are raised in Wisconsin. Um, but yeah, so anyway, uh some other thing, he killed his brother, uh, he killed a lot of people, he dug people up, and um, he also fucked dead bodies, which is crazy. That's a whole nother level of dysfunction. I don't even know where to go with that. But anyway, if you can handle watching that kind of stuff, uh super, super fascinating. Uh season one is Jeffrey Dahmer, season two is the Mendez brothers, season three is Ed Geen, and I know they're working on season four right now, which is Lizzie Borden, uh, who murdered her. Didn't the Mende brothers murder their parents?

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Yes, they did. Because they got like sexually abused, yes. Yes, you're right. How do you know about that? TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

Ah, yeah, no, they yeah. So anyway, uh the way just the way they tell the story.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

So they got away with it for a while, too.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

They got away with it for a while, yeah.

Sign-Off, Next Guest Tease & CTA

SPEAKER_02 23:34

That's why they got they got so right. Their situation is strange to me because I kind of feel like it's like honestly, I shouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 23:43

If someone did that to you for a long time, like I kind of understand why they want it. I mean, right, it's never the right decision to kill somebody.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

But like I don't understand.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

But I get why, like, they wouldn't take it anymore. Couldn't take it anymore. But let me tell you about the Mendez brothers is the oldest one, he was getting raped by his father for a long time, but then he raped his brother. Yeah. So that's weird. But then whatever they kind of I don't know, I don't know. It's that's a lot. So when you think your life is tough, you know, there's there's that floating around. So yeah, that's what I've been that's what I've been watching. It's been cold lately, so more TV and more reading to come.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Yeah, it's pretty cold out today, actually. Pretty chilly.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

Yeah, it's definitely like we said, fall weather now. So do you have a do you have a would you rather for me?

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Are you ready for it?

SPEAKER_02 24:36

No.

SPEAKER_00 24:40

Do you need a break?

SPEAKER_02 24:42

I do not. Give me a break. I got it.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that kid cat bar. Give me a break. I don't know what that's- Woo! Ready? Yeah. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Alright, would you rather always smell like garlic or always smell like a wet dog?

SPEAKER_00 25:02

Hmm. Those are both terrible smells.

SPEAKER_02 25:07

Yeah, I know. So which one are you gonna pick?

SPEAKER_00 25:10

I mean, I guess I'd rather smell like garlic than a wet dog. What do you pick?

SPEAKER_02 25:22

Oh, I don't know, they're pretty hard. Probably a wet dog. Wet dog over garlic dog? Yeah, because garlic has a stronger smell, so you'll smell it from farther.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Good point. Alright, I got uh I've got a funny joke for you. And then I don't know why I keep yawning, I'm so sorry. And then I have um some I don't want to say that they're well, they're definitely not politically correct jokes, but I'm gonna tell them anyway, because if you I feel like I am the least racist person and I'm all about equality, and I support whatever people decisions they make in life, uh, as long as they're kind, but uh jokes are still jokes and they're funny. So take it with a grain of salt or or turn off your radio now. Hey Mac, so some guy asked if I wanted to pet his cock or spaniel yesterday, and I'm feeling weird about the whole thing now. I should have chosen the spaniel. Yo, what? That's weird. Do you get it? Yeah, I think. Do you know what a cock or spaniel is? No. It's a kind of a dog. It's a breed dog. Oh, I didn't know. But if you say cock or spaniel, it sounds like cock or spaniel. Okay. So I said, I'm feeling weird about it. I wish I would have chose spaniel instead of the cock.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

I understand. Aren't my dad jokes funny when I have to explain them? Sure. What do you call? This one will be good for you because you wear braces. What do you call a lesbian with braces?

SPEAKER_02 26:56

I don't know, braces. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_00 26:59

A box cutter. Do you get it? What do I say the thing again? What do you call a lesbian with braces? I don't know why I don't know why you call them a box cutter. A box cutter, because a vagina's called a box.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

And if you put your mouth down there with braces on, you're probably gonna cut up the box.

SPEAKER_02 27:19

Yeah, you don't have to make a noise, right? It's like a dying animal.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Alright. What do you call a Mexican baptism?

SPEAKER_02 27:27

What?

SPEAKER_00 27:28

What do you call Mexican baptism? What do you call a Mexican baptism?

SPEAKER_02 27:33

The um I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

A bean dip.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

I don't know what that is either.

SPEAKER_00 27:41

What? And that's wrap on season five, episode three of On Our Best Behavior. Thanks for hanging out with us today. We seriously love that you keep showing up, laughing with us, and pretending we're a little more mature than we actually are.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

Yeah, Mom, I'm totally mature.

SPEAKER_00 28:00

Says the guy who just burped into the mic two minutes ago. Anyway, next episode, I need to reach out to our girl Emily. It's been way too long since she's joined us, and you know that means extra laughs and probably a little chaos.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

The good kind though, right?

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Always the good kind. Make sure you're following us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, YouTube, and wherever you guys get your podcast so you don't miss it. You can also leave us a rating, a review. It helps other awesome people find this show.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

Yeah, it makes them happy.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

True story. Thanks again for listening, supporting, and being part of Honor Best Behavior Family. Love you all and Mac.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

Yeah, Mom.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

I love you.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

Love you too, Mom.

SPEAKER_00 28:40

See you guys next week.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Same chaos, new episode.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Wow.

unknown 28:48

I think I just shared it myself.