Chasing Darkness: Episode 368 Aftershow

What does it really take to turn a group chat into a golf trip you’ll remember? We crack open the premium aftershow and let you ride shotgun as we chase limited-edition Garson grips, sketch a custom CDP design, and wrestle flight schedules into a tee sheet that actually works. Along the way, a TGL hole-in-one steals a headline, the Paiute Wolf Course earns praise, and a stack of Midwestern targets—Landmand, Quarry Oaks, Whispering Creek, maybe even the elusive Mini Haha and Mapleton—pulls us deeper into the map.

We talk real numbers and real tradeoffs: Allegiant’s nonstop to Sioux Falls vs Southwest into Omaha, arrival windows that protect a twilight 18, and why a minivan beats a cramped trunk when friendships and travel bags are on the line. The gear side gets granular too. Garson’s “major” grip collection looks sharp, the “Stadium” and “Jumpsuit” drop hints, and our own CDP grip mock is set to carry bold color and clean typography down the shaft. Pricing, minimum orders, and fulfillment aren’t side notes—they’re the difference between a cool idea and a community win you can roll on every green.

This one feels like a blueprint for golf-obsessed planners: weigh time against cost, pick routes that keep energy high, and stack courses that balance hype with access. We share app tips for logging reviews and photos, celebrate great maintenance and design touches, and admit that the best stories often happen before the first swing. If you’ve ever tried to herd flights, fairways, and family calendars into the same week, you’ll hear yourself in these choices.

Hit play, then tell us where you’d route the trip next. Subscribe, share the show with your golf crew, and drop a review with your best flight-and-fairway hack—we’ll read our favorites on the pod.

SUBSCRIBE TO CDP PREMIUM
https://www.buzzsprout.com/1871697/subscribe

Transcript

Premium Aftershow Kicks Off

Matt 0:00

Calloway head cover, you want it? No. Captain America.

unknown 0:04

No.

Garson Grips Tease And Details

Matt 0:05

Special edition ones. I'm good with I got so many head covers right now. Too many head covers. Welcome to the after show, y'all. Thank you so much for being in CDP premium subscribers. We have no agenda. We're just gonna shoot the shit. We're just gonna shoot the shit. But I will give out a little bit of information on the Garson stuff. So uh because there's so many of you. I I trust you. So the what Andrew told me, let me find it real quick. Because they they teased something.

Joe 0:43

And with you or no way.

Matt 0:48

Yeah, they teased this picture.

Dan 0:52

Did you see TGL tonight?

Matt 0:55

Uh I started watching it, but then I came out here.

Dan 0:58

I guess they threw the hammer on the last hole, and fucking Tom Kim got a hole in one for Jupiter to win. No wow, yeah.

Matt 1:06

Oh wow. That'll get the ratings up. Yep, for sure. That's crazy. So it says something major is coming 3926.

Joe 1:14

This is on Garson's on Garson's IG account.

Matt 1:18

Okay. Uh so I go uh I send him a message, I'm like, what's coming? And he goes, good timing. Was going to wait and text you tomorrow. We have a collection of major grips coming this year.

Joe 1:28

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, I remember that. Yeah.

Matt 1:30

Uh players, masters, pga, us open, and british. Nice. Yeah. So uh yeah. Say quad tour? Uh, I don't know. I let me check my because I also got an email for the tracking and it gave me some information on the order. Let me see where oops, that's not what I wanted to do. Gotta find out which one it went to. I have way too many email addresses.

Dan 2:02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

Times like those that I wish we could cancel like you do. Yeah. I I missed something. Uh have to watch it on Instagram.

Matt 2:24

So it's called uh the jumpsuit and the stadium is the first two that are coming. So the stadium, I'm sure, is uh the players and the jumpsuit's probably Augusta.

Dan 2:38

White cat Augusta, yeah. Yeah.

TGL Highlight And Ratings Bump

Matt 2:42

So yeah. Pretty cool stuff from them. And then we have the the CDP. I don't know if I ever showed you guys the the mock-up that went with no um let's see. Let me see if I could find that one. Do do do do do do it.

Dan 3:18

What are you doing here, Joe? God, Dad. Should you maybe spend some time with us?

Joe 3:29

No, it's crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy girl. Crazy girl, crazy girl.

Custom CDP Grip Plans And Quantities

Matt 3:36

I don't know where it's I'll have to I'll have to find it and show you guys. Wild and crazy guys. No, it's gonna be it's gonna be uh uh the yellow color with the black chasing daylight going down the side.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

So that's part of their new thing, was doing customization, right?

Matt 3:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah. That uh hopefully we'll have those. Hopefully, you know, because we're gonna it's gonna they're gonna sell them to us, you know, special edition, sell it to us because there's gotta be a certain quantity, so um, and then we can sell them, you know, on the woods.

Joe 4:15

Do you know the number?

Matt 4:17

I think 50. 50, 50 bucks, no, no, no, 50 grips.

Joe 4:23

Well, how much do they cost? I waiting to find all that out. That's the thing because if it's 10 bucks, okay, we should order a 200 or something like that, you know what I mean?

Matt 4:35

Yeah, well, I can talk to them. I mean, the I'm sure the more we order, the exactly, yeah. You know, I just didn't want to be stuck with 200 grips that nobody wants. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

I mean never purchased a Garson grip. How much are they?

Matt 4:51

$30,$30 to$39.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

Yeah.

Joe 4:57

I was thinking about hitting Andrew up, like, hey, can I just order some? Because it's it's it's so hard keeping track by myself.

Matt 5:07

Yeah. I know. I I like tune in for two seconds, you're like, hey Matt, write that down. And I'm like, write what down.

Joe 5:13

So I try and send you, I try and send you text after I sell some, and it's it's it's too hard.

Matt 5:19

It's you just need a separate piece of paper like this. That's it. Yeah, I have it.

Joe 5:24

I have some written down, but then the next show it's like it's it's hard. It's not easy by yourself, man.

Matt 5:32

Adulting is hard.

Joe 5:33

No. I know. I think I sold four the other day. I gotta go back and look what I sold them for. I mean the average is like 16 to like 21 or something like that after fees, something like that.

Paiute Wolf Course Recap

Matt 5:53

But I gotta see how many we sold off our code lately, too, because I haven't asked him that since last month. Yeah. So we'll see. Dan, how was Paiute? Great.

unknown 6:05

Yeah.

Matt 6:06

Played the wolf course on Monday, huh? Did Tracy like the bag? Oh, yeah. He loved it.

Dan 6:12

Uh awesome. Yeah, he loved it. But uh, he was in good shape, man. Well, of course, it's Piute always. Uh played the wolf course, was in good shape.

Joe 6:25

Yeah, you don't get wolf too often out there either.

Dan 6:27

Yeah, they had some fertilizer, the little white bubbly spray shit on the fr on on the fairway, so it was kind of tough to yeah, it's tough to find your ball. I we drove by golf balls all day. Um but uh it was fun, man. I got actually played it with uh Steve O, Steve Barber. Oh I'll play golf with him in a minute. Um, so it was good to get out with him and then uh Tracy, the new guy in VGN guy I work with. So we went out there and had a good time.

Matt 6:58

Nice. Do you see uh Tefasian posted their new mower? I do not know. They got one of the new uh mowers like they have out at Black Desert. Oh shit. Yeah, that weed money going to use. New weed selling weed, killing jobs. Yep. Uh no, weed hemp, it's hemp fueled.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

Bob's posting some stuff late. Bob's nothing. I know nothing about it. I think I don't know why I wasn't following that down before, but learned a lot over the last week.

Dan 7:39

But yeah, Bob doesn't really go on his personal account anymore, he just goes on Big Joint Bob and Pictures and stuff.

Matt 7:45

That's all I ever see him doing is posting those.

Dan 7:48

Yeah. But I get it, it's his business. Yeah, gotta do it. Yeah, gotta push your products.

Joe 7:56

Yeah, I just love how he's like so interested in it. He's like, hey, fuck all these fools that aren't doing it real, you know what I mean?

Cannabis Biz Side Talk And Mowers

Dan 8:07

Bob is Bob is Bob is very pro cannabis. Um you think? Yeah, he uh he like he literally has like a passion for it. I mean, I know it's I know it's just business, you know. You probably should have a little passion behind you know something a product you're trying to push. But yeah, he's I remember when he was building his grow room, he would hit me up. Hey, do I have his wired right? Go over all the stuff that he has wired and go, yep, that's right.

Joe 8:40

He loves it, man. That's cool though, bro. Like, you know, so trying to figure out how to drive up there.

Matt 8:48

It's crazy that he was a real estate guy in Vegas, like three years. Yeah, yeah. Yep.

Dan 8:54

Now we can come down and meet us, and Colby will be up there by that time, too. That's true.

Matt 8:59

Yeah, yeah.

Dan 9:00

Maybe we can get those guys to come down and somehow play, you know, two, three songs or something like that. I don't know.

Matt 9:06

Yeah. Yeah, we need to lock that in like soon because there's not gonna be any seats left on any flights, and we're gonna be taking allegiance to Toronto.

SPEAKER_04 9:16

Flights suck, man. They were cheap. We went last time, they were pretty cheap. This time nearly double.

Joe 9:22

Omaha Omaha has direct flights, though, I thought from Vegas.

SPEAKER_04 9:25

They do, yeah. Yeah, southwest, but it's like there's like one flight in the morning for yeah, and there's only four seats left on it.

Matt 9:34

Uh the 20 for that day already, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:38

Oh shit. So we may have to go get in there a little later evening. Thing is, we might still be able to probably not, but we could probably go play nine hold.

Matt 9:50

Yeah, we just need to get there.

Joe 9:52

Yeah, yeah, we just need to get there. We gotta get to land man. I mean, I don't think anything else is necessary. I mean anything else is just extra. Yeah, and uh we need to get we the our goal is to get Dan to land man, okay? That's the goal. That's the goal. Oh, we're gonna do that.

Matt 10:12

Yeah, that's happening. That's happening.

Joe 10:14

So we just do it.

Matt 10:15

I want to play that. What's that quarry one or the yeah?

Dan 10:18

Quarry oaks.

Matt 10:20

I want to play that. That place is yeah, that looks dope. Yeah, yeah.

Dan 10:24

I think uh March 1st, the tea time's opened up.

Matt 10:27

Yeah, yeah.

Flight Costs And Travel Constraints

Dan 10:28

Let me take a look here real quick, see if we maybe get an idea how much it is. Yeah, that course looks sick, and I think they have a corn fairy tour event there or something like that. Oh, really? I think so. I thought I read something like that. Maybe I'm like it could be something else.

Matt 10:46

It's it's on uh I added it to my my bucket list on Grassy.

Joe 10:52

Shout out Grassy app, go download that.

Matt 10:55

Shout out Grassy.

Dan 10:56

So let's see, we would be there what may like May 27th or 8th or something, one of those days.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

728 is landman.

Dan 11:04

Oh 27, 28 is landman, yeah.

Matt 11:07

Yeah, so 29th and 30th. Okay, if we can't get there early.

Dan 11:12

Yeah, they have 7 a.m. for uh available already, May 29th, 7 a.m. 160. 715, 730, 745. I don't know. Let me see here. Let me check the eight o'clock here real quick. Oh, you gotta set up a you gotta set up an account and shit. Let me see, booking rules. Uh yeah, I'll set up an account and all that stuff and looking at tomorrow. Hopefully you got a tea time locked in.

Joe 11:48

What's that course on the other side of Sioux City? Wind Hill looks sick too. Sioux City. Sioux City.

Dan 11:57

Does anyone call like Bent Tree or Bent Golf Club or something like that? Bent Tree.

Joe 12:02

Dude, Windland Hill looks like Prim. Whispering Creek. I think it's Whispering Creek. I think that would be a good spot for us to meet the Wests. That's Sioux City, right? That place looks sick. Yeah, that's Sioux City. That's like 30 minutes. It's like an hour and a half from Omaha though.

Matt 12:24

Whispering Creek.

Joe 12:26

It looks sick though.

Dan 12:30

Yes, it does. Oh, yeah, Joe.

Joe 12:34

That would be because that's close to them as well, you know what I mean?

Dan 12:39

Yeah, that looks dope.

Joe 12:43

I would also love to like find a way to play. What's the what's the one that they have the other one they have? Old Dane. If we can find a way to play Old Dane, that'd be cool too.

Matt 12:53

It's gonna be open.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

Email him. I'll reply to the person that's been sending the update.

Matt 12:59

Okay.

Landmand Dates And Course Wishlist

SPEAKER_04 13:00

I'll ask tomorrow. Or I'll I'll just I'll find the last email she sent and I'll ask her if she knows anything about it.

Joe 13:05

I think I think old Dane's going under renovation though.

Matt 13:09

Well, that was last year.

Joe 13:10

I because they were while we were there, right?

Matt 13:13

Yeah, that's I I think that there it's gonna be open.

Joe 13:19

That'd be cool. Let me uh ask. And ask about the if the pudding course is open, cuz I don't even that's what they said last year. Remember they I haven't seen any updates on that.

Matt 13:33

We I didn't see any groundbreaking or anything, and it's been fucking frozen there forever.

Joe 13:38

So I don't think they care though about any of that, you know. Like, but I think I think I saw a video last year where they were working on it.

Matt 13:46

Nice, okay.

Joe 13:48

I think I don't know for sure. But even that that one like a Muni course that we played was cool.

SPEAKER_04 13:55

Oh yeah, yeah, I would love playing there again.

Matt 13:59

Yeah, it was fun, so fun. Yeah, yeah. Firethorn, that's in Lincoln, that's a little too far.

SPEAKER_04 14:06

If we stay in Sioux City, on we could just do the same thing, play there and then go to Landman.

Dan 14:11

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So also after talking with Bob, there's two private courses that he knows that uh he knows members, and so there's a good chance we can get us out there. One would be the Mini Hana Club, Mini Haha Club, which is in um Iowa. Yeah, that's in St. Uh or Sioux Falls. What is it? What's the city? Just below uh what's it called?

Joe 14:38

Sioux City.

Dan 14:39

It's called Mini Mini Haha. It's in Sioux Falls. Oh, okay. So it's in Sioux Falls. So it's called Mini Haha. It's right off the 229, it's like right in the center of the city. There's a private course there. Mini Haha Country Club. Uh-huh. Ooh. Uh-huh. Green is yeah. No, Mini Haha is like that's like a it's pretty exclusive. It's a very exclusive country club. I've I've heard of that before. Uh, what's his face? There's that guy on Instagram, Joe. He plays all these fucking sick ass private courses. And he goes on and talks about him a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

He's the executive golfer guy.

Dan 15:17

He's clean cut, no. Clean cut guy.

Matt 15:22

Um that practice area is sick. Good.

Apps, Reviews, And Grassy Shoutouts

Dan 15:29

Go just north of that. There's another course out there called Mapleton Golf Club. Look at Mapleton. Mapleton looks dope. Is that by the airport? No, it's um north of the airport, northeast of the airport. And and he said that that course is like two years old, but it's also super dope. Ooh. Yeah. That looks dokey-ish. Yeah, it does. It does. So Bob knows members at those two courses. So he says this guy. Uh what's it say? Executive golfer. What does it say? I can't, I can't read it.

SPEAKER_04 16:03

Executive golfer media media.

Dan 16:06

No, it's some other dude. He does little videos and everything, too. And he's some rich fucker. Yeah, he's an East Coast guy. I think he lives in Pennsylvania. He's always playing like cricket club.

Joe 16:17

Oh uh the guy Mini Haha's deep, though. That's up to all the showers at these golf courses are immaculate. Top rinking the top five courses. That guy. Um little weasley guy.

Dan 16:32

Yeah, he looks like a little, a little smaller guy. He hasn't been posting a lot lately, I don't think. Yeah, I forget what his name was, but yeah, he's always playing sick tracks and talking about it. I think I know who you're talking about. But again, that's in Sioux Falls, so that's a little it's a little deep. It's a little north of where we're at. But if Bob and those guys come down, it'd be it might be a good meet spot. Fly into Sioux Falls. You got to do something like that.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

Yeah, oh yeah. It's there, you'll have to have a layover though, or fly Allegiant.

Joe 17:04

It's two and a half hours from Omaha.

Matt 17:07

Yeah, it's an hour north of Landman. Yeah. I mean, I'm I if we could get on Mini Haha, I'd be down for that drive because that place looks incredible.

Dan 17:16

Yeah, mini ha looks fucking retarded.

Matt 17:18

Good that looks like special, special. It's supposed to be over the water or the creek. Oh, I mean, uh, yeah.

Dan 17:28

I mean, mini ha mini haha is a champions tour stop.

SPEAKER_04 17:34

Dude, let me ask you this question if we could fly into Sioux Falls, is it worth stopping in Denver or is it too risky with our clubs and everything? And flying a Legion. I've never flown them. I've never flown a Legion either. Because you can fly into Sioux Falls, which would be right to that would save us some serious road trip time. Would save us like a half hour from Landman because it's an hour and Omaha's an hour and a half. But if we're gonna be playing up there, it's so funny we're recording this right now. I know.

Joe 18:09

Sorry.

Dan 18:11

This is our life.

Matt 18:12

This is what you're paying for.

Dan 18:13

This is what we do. This is what you're paying for what we do.

Matt 18:16

And if you're listening, go book yourself a golf trip.

Dan 18:18

Yes, yes, it's so fun.

Airline Options And Scheduling Math

Matt 18:21

All right, Mini Haha is now on the bucket list. That place looks sick. See, I'm up to number four in the rankings.

Joe 18:37

Of course, you got a lot of couch time.

Matt 18:40

A lot of couch time.

Dan 18:44

My eight-day streak is down to one. Oh no. I forgot to tune in yesterday. Oh, did I go? I'll just go one flame at this time.

SPEAKER_04 18:54

I had a two-day streak going in. I'm at 12. Typical Jeremy.

Matt 19:00

But I'm I'm sitting uh I'm sitting second right now for the referral.

Dan 19:08

Never starter.

Matt 19:10

Yeah, sitting in second place for the referrals.

Joe 19:12

Oh, I'm still seven though. I'm still seven though. Because I told him I'd promise that I'm be back on.

Dan 19:19

I have a little bit of a hard time navigating through this app. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of it's still going through some stuff.

Joe 19:27

Yeah, we know he's still working on some things.

Matt 19:29

I like I chat with him daily.

Joe 19:35

Honestly, I'd I'd review everything I could, but like I have just too many photos, and I it's hard for me to go back.

Matt 19:42

Well, do you know what I did? I I was telling Jeremy this. I didn't realize that on Apple Photos, there's a map where you can like zoom in.

Joe 19:50

Yeah, but my shit my my stuff doesn't show up on it. No, no, it doesn't show up.

Matt 19:58

So see, I've I've been using that and then just creating albums of like all the golf courses. So yeah, mine doesn't show up. Yeah, I got I'm just doing this.

SPEAKER_04 20:09

Yeah, I posted one review and it was Landman. I feel like that's all I need to do. You're done.

Matt 20:19

No, I'll do I gotta do so many. Uh I still haven't I've only done uh old Mac and Bandon Trails. I still gotta do the rest of those. I did Crossings, I did uh Diamond Woods. Diamond Woods got a lot of views for that review. That was a good one. Shadow Creek.

SPEAKER_04 20:40

Joe.

Joe 20:41

I still haven't done Shadow Creek either.

Matt 20:44

I gotta do Wolf Creek still.

SPEAKER_04 20:48

So Allegiant is non-stop to Sioux Falls. There we go. There we go. All right, really? Have you seen those spirit memes where the guy's sitting in the terminal waiting and then the spirit comes in?

SPEAKER_03 21:03

It's like the bass vibrating the car sounds like that.

SPEAKER_07 21:06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

That's probably not what Allegiant's like with me. I just don't I don't know. I'd I've never flown.

Matt 21:17

I flew spirit one time and I'll never do it again.

Dan 21:22

Let's go jet suite X. Fuck it.

Joe 21:25

Yeah.

Dan 21:25

Yeah, right.

Joe 21:27

If they had a sp if they had a stop there, yeah. Hey, we get enough subscribers.

Dan 21:34

Come on, everybody, join us so we can fly nicely.

Matt 21:37

We want to fly first class, fly private. All right, Chris has messaged me, the winner of the grip, so that's good.

Dan 21:49

Vegas to Sioux Falls. That's uh what'd you say was Jeremy? Allegiant? Allegiant, yep.

SPEAKER_04 22:01

That would put us right at those courses we want to play.

Dan 22:07

That's yeah, say I gotta talk to Bob and be like, hey, we need you to lock this in and actually have like an email confirmation. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

I don't know what the rental car situation would be. Yeah. Get like a John Deere tractor or something.

Dan 22:30

Uh yeah. Oh.

Matt 22:40

That would be hilarious. Golf horses. Beautiful golf horses.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

Oh we should start a page called Beautiful Golf Horses. And just AI horses with golf.

Joe 23:02

That would be funny. That would be funny.

SPEAKER_03 23:05

I'll set that up and then I'll start.

Joe 23:08

That would be funny.

Dan 23:11

That would be funny. So we play the 27th at Landman.

SPEAKER_04 23:17

The 28th? 27th at 1 p.m. and then 28th at 8 a.m.

Dan 23:22

That means we would have to fly in on, according to my shit, on the 25th because there's no flights on the 26th.

Matt 23:29

Yeah, it says because Allegiant Air is an ultra low-cost carrier, they don't fly every route, every day of the week. They're non-stop flights between Vegas and Sioux Falls typically only operate on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturdays. Because of this, you won't be able to fly a Legion on exactly Tuesday, May 26th. Here's your best options.

Dan 23:47

25th or the 29th. 25th or the 29th would put us in the window. We need to be there with Allegiant. Do you know your dates, Joe?

Joe 24:02

Um, yeah, I will we're not going to Disneyland, so oh you're not? No.

Matt 24:08

Oh yay. So you can stay the whole time. Awesome.

Joe 24:12

Uh-oh. There's a butt. But yeah. You know, there's a lot of shit that happens. So uh where's my calendar?

Matt 24:24

What do you think is that?

Dan 24:25

Everything's leave at 1144, get there at 12 something.

Matt 24:30

So if we use a Legion, we have to leave on the 25th. Yes, 25th or the 29th.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

25th is that's a Monday.

Dan 24:47

Monday, come back Friday.

SPEAKER_04 24:52

Monday. Let's do the Southwest direct and do like 26th or 29. Yeah, we don't have to fly Legion home, right? No, no, no.

Locking A Multi-Course Route

Matt 25:00

I just stop there. Does Southwest go to Sioux Fall?

Dan 25:05

Ooh, I don't know, let me check.

Joe 25:10

Landman and Thursday, right? Yeah, Wednesday. Yeah, this is hard. I have twenty-six through the five.

Dan 25:39

Yeah, Southwest doesn't go to Sioux Falls or Sioux City. We'd have to go right, we'd have to find a Omaha.

Joe 25:47

I mean it's only two and a half hours.

Matt 25:50

Yeah, it's not it's not terrible.

Joe 25:52

Yeah. No, well the drive too. It's not drive where?

Matt 25:58

From Omaha to Sioux. Allegiant Air is currently the only airline that offers direct non-stop from Vegas to Sioux Falls.

Joe 26:15

I have uh Tuesday through Saturday on the calendar, so it's just hard. You know, it's hard when you're current and yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

So if we did Tuesday, it would probably be Omaha. Tuesday's gonna be Omaha then.

SPEAKER_07 26:36

Yeah.

Joe 26:37

Fine, we can play Koreok or Over. So but Wednesday's landman and Thursday's landman, right? Yes.

Dan 26:47

So flying to Omaha, play Koryokes, and then shoot up towards Landman, play there Wednesday, Thursday.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

Shoot up to Sioux City.

Matt 26:59

Yeah, it's it's not that big an hour and a half. Get some runses in the morning, and yep.

Joe 27:04

Yeah, but you only get runses in Omaha, so get some runs.

SPEAKER_04 27:14

You could play that whispering or meet Bob and Colby on after Landman after Whispering Creek. I I I mean maybe they would drive to Sioux City. You can play Whispering Creek in the afternoon after Landman.

Joe 27:28

I would think that for them it's probably the same distance, close to it at least.

Matt 27:34

Yeah, I think it two hours from I am totally fine driving to Sioux Falls to play yeah, Mimi Mumma, whatever it was.

Dan 27:46

Mini ha ha.

Matt 27:47

And then flying driving all the way back to Omaha to leave.

Joe 27:50

So well it depends on flight. So Tuesday, if we got there early enough, we could play late afternoon stay.

Dan 27:57

So only the only non-stop on Tuesday southwest is we get there at 1 15. That's the earliest one. Yeah.

unknown 28:06

Yeah.

Matt 28:07

Which is fine. I mean, they'll I mean maybe you can get nine holes in somewhere.

Dan 28:12

Well, it probably won't get dark till like nine or ten there.

Matt 28:15

Yeah, like nine, probably. We get like a three o'clock tea time.

unknown 28:18

Yeah.

Finalizing Flights, Vans, And Budgets

Matt 28:19

Probably beat it.

unknown 28:20

Yeah.

Matt 28:20

Yeah, we play fast enough we can we can do that.

Joe 28:23

Played uh well, what's the times on Monday?

Dan 28:30

Like late, late Monday if we were to leave at night. Yeah, like late at night.

Joe 28:39

Like a red eye? Yeah, like six, like if they left at like seven or something like that.

Matt 28:45

7 p.m. Yeah. And then get in and just stay the night. Yeah, they do have a late.

Dan 28:51

They don't have any non, they only have one non-stop at 7 40 a.m. to 12 20 on Monday. Everything else you can get there at 3 p.m. You can get there at 4 p.m., 4 10, 5, 7:30, 11. But these are like seven-hour flights and stuff with layovers.

Matt 29:09

Oh yeah. Fucking eight layovers. God damn it.

Dan 29:14

The shortest one, if we were to get there at 9:15, it'd be departing Vegas at 3 o'clock. It's four hours and 20 minutes with one stop. That's the shortest night flight. Oh, there's another one at 4.05. Get there at 1025. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to get there that fucking late.

Matt 29:32

No. Because then you're paying for a room for four hours, five hours. And it's Omaha. Who knows if they're rental car place?

SPEAKER_07 29:42

Yeah.

DMV Ordeal And Life Admin

Matt 29:42

They're like, nah, he left at three. He had to go work at the quiggly, the the piggly wiggly. I think that that Tuesday, I think we just Tuesday. We we do the flight Tuesday southwest to Omaha. Get into Omaha, get our rental car. If we got enough time to go knock out 18, we do. If not, we just head north to uh Sioux City, check into our room, um, you know, chill around there. Um, you know, we played it.

SPEAKER_04 30:21

Play in the morning Wednesday.

Matt 30:23

Yeah. I mean, we'll just land.

Joe 30:26

Yeah, we can do play Floyd Park. What time do what times are there's other courses there too? One, yeah, one at 1 p.m. on Wednesday.

Matt 30:35

Oh, so Wednesday morning we have open. We're open Wednesday morning, yeah. Ah, we can knock something out in the Sioux Sioux City area, um, and uh then head over to Landman.

Joe 30:48

Landman's midnight, landman, and then we could closer the closer to the weekend it gets, it's easier for Katie because my mom can watch the kids on the weekend. So that's because if it's during the week, she's gonna have to take days off. Like Katie's probably gonna have to take off Wednesday, Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 31:11

I mean Friday.

SPEAKER_04 31:12

There was like a super early flight on Wednesday. We could do that and still landman, but yeah, I think the earliest for some reason is at 7, which puts us there at 12 30.

Dan 31:23

On Wednesday?

SPEAKER_04 31:24

Yeah, that's too much.

Dan 31:25

That's too that's too late. Southwest it's 8 35 a.m.

Matt 31:29

Yeah, that's not enough time to get to landman.

Joe 31:35

I mean, is there an overnight Tuesday?

SPEAKER_04 31:39

The latest one gets there at 11:40 p.m. Actually 9 30. 9 30 p.m. is when it arrives on the non-stop.

Dan 31:49

We should do the one that's uh we should leave on uh Tuesday, but we'll leave at uh 11.45 p.m. Monday, and we'll get there at 3 p.m. the next day. It's 13 hours and 15-minute flight.

Matt 32:06

Let's not let's not do one stop one stop in Dubai, one stop in Calgary.

Dan 32:13

This one has two stops in Phoenix. Holy fuck. God, what yeah?

SPEAKER_03 32:20

You take off and then land again and then you take off, you take a lap, yeah. Practice lap and then fucking take off again.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

This is the beautiful Phoenix Valley. We're gonna land again and then we're gonna take off.

Matt 32:33

This is the mile high club plane.

SPEAKER_04 32:40

So Joe, closer to the weekend is there's a couple extra days.

Joe 32:44

Like it's better on the weekend because they can stay at my mom's and stuff.

Matt 32:49

So the one thing that we have to be like, we have to be in Omaha Wednesday by 10 o'clock. That's like the latest we can be there is Wednesday at 10 a.m. in order to make our landman. Because that it doesn't matter before or after the golf for me, before landman or after landman. I'm I'm open. So right, you know, if we get there before and play golf, fine, or if we stick around, I mean if that helps Joe, if he can be there Saturday and Sunday, since he's not going to Disneyland now, and we catch a flight back Sunday night, you know, that helps Joe out, then that's you know, if we can find a flight that lands us Wednesday at like 9, 10 a.m. Yeah, I think that would be the best to help Joe alleviate some of the stress.

SPEAKER_04 33:46

Dan, did you check flights for Allegiant on the 7th to Sioux Falls?

Dan 33:53

Um, I think I didn't do that either.

Matt 33:57

I just looked at the when you can do it.

SPEAKER_04 34:00

They also have an airport in Sioux City. But it's you stop in Denver. And the airport code is sucks, by the way.

unknown 34:11

Yeah.

Joe 34:13

27 tea time on Thursday. It's 8 a.m. early. So what if we what if we arrived in Omaha, if possible, like 9, 10 a.m. Drive to Landman, play Landman afternoon Wednesday, early Thursday, go play Floyd Lamb Thursday afternoon.

Matt 34:35

Floyd Lamb. I'd rather play another place because I've played it before.

Joe 34:38

Or wherever else, Whispering Creek. And then we and then in the morning on Friday, we woke up, drove up to Sioux Falls, played with Bob and Colby, hopefully. And we can maybe 36 it, or we could stay over, and then Saturday we play somewhere else, potentially at the other club, and then fly home Saturday night.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

Like drive down to Omaha, fly home.

Dan 35:07

So for the flight, I mean it might be 13 hours, but so I'm looking at I just happen to pop on a jet blue who's uh uh owned by United. Shout out jet blue. They have a first with TV's in the headsets 5 30 a.m. departure out of Vegas, and you get into Sioux Falls at 12:30 with one stop in Denver for an hour and 20 minutes. On what day? On what day? That is the morning of Landman, the 27th.

Matt 35:45

We get in at 12:30. It's Sioux Falls, that's too far away.

Dan 35:47

1230 at Sioux Falls. Yeah, if it was too falls away. Oh, Sioux City, hang on. Yeah, if it was they fly into Sioux City also. Okay, I picked the wrong one. I got confused. Sorry. Too many Sioux, too many fucking Indians around there. Fucking Sioux. Fucking Indians.

Matt 36:05

My name is Sue. How do you do?

Dan 36:10

Boom, Sioux City. That part out. Burr. Let's see. Holy fuck. Uh, just on the price of flights, I'm gonna say no. Okay,$670. Sioux City. Uh smoking crack. Yeah.

Matt 36:33

Comes with a free arrowhead.

Dan 36:35

Yeah, comes with a fucking tomahawk to the neck.

Matt 36:43

And you're like, hey, it's supposed to be an arrowhead.

Dan 36:45

Yeah.

Matt 36:46

Yeah, fucking bag of fucking red man tobacco. Uncut.

SPEAKER_07 36:53

Big chief. Fast.

Dan 36:59

Fucking turquoise jewelry and shit. All right. I'll do some. Sorry, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

Matt 37:07

So uh crossing off jet blue. All right. I I really think we need to have this like dialed in before the weekend.

Joe 37:16

Yeah. Yeah. We're approaching. Yeah.

Dan 37:18

I'll uh I have a lot of time to waste tomorrow in the next two days at work. Okay.

Matt 37:22

So I'll jump on and see, get all the information I can and which flights will wear and how much edit this nonsense in the morning and then I'll spend some time on it as well. Yeah, oh yeah. Because with the what's going on in Iran and I don't know, you see gas prices already back up to four bucks.

Dan 37:40

Oh yeah.

Matt 37:40

We got hit hard.

Dan 37:42

So and I guess some kind of major fucking plant in like Kuwait or Saudi Arabia or something like that got fucking hit got hammered today. Yep. They pop they pop out like 600,000 gallons of fucking gas every day. Yep. And it just completely blew up.

Matt 37:57

Yeah, it's a shit.

Dan 37:58

Yeah, we're going through it over there.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

Yeah, we let's lock it in. Yeah. Maybe the flights like tomorrow. Yeah, exactly.

Matt 38:06

Yeah.

unknown 38:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:07

And I can check rental cars and sells.

Matt 38:10

Yeah. Not worried about the rental car stuff. We should be able to make that out.

Dan 38:14

Minivans, baby. Best way to do it. Van life, baby.

Wrapping Up And Subscriber Thanks

Matt 38:27

I got our tags for the van today, so we're official. Oh shit. What a what a shit show the DMV is, right? Always. I get it. We don't have state taxes to pay for all that shit. That's why we hate pay more for registrate. I get all that stuff. But I skipped, I booked this appointment three and a half weeks ago, right? The first available was today, three and a half weeks ago, right? At 12 15. So uh I I had my doctor's appointment this morning with Dr. Freeman. Went around, walked around Lowe's a little bit, went to Nordstrom's rack, went to Golf Galaxy. I pull in the parking lot, 11:45. I go in, go up to the kiosk, I check in. I was like number 130 in the queue. Oh approximate wait time 85 minutes. And I'm like nice.

SPEAKER_04 39:13

Brutal. So it's my freaking appointment.

Matt 39:16

130 is when I got called, and it took five minutes. Yeah. You know, I'm like breakfast and shit. Ah, I was like, I'm like, fuck, if I would have known it was gonna take this goddamn long, I would have gone across the street to Goodwill.

SPEAKER_04 39:29

Yeah, not a single happy person in there.

Matt 39:32

Which DMV did you go to? Stephanie. There's I mean, then it'll be nice with the new one, supposedly, too.

Dan 39:39

I like their new process though of pay of texting you when your shit's ready. Like you're five numbers away, go inside the DMV. I'm like, hell yeah, I don't have to sit around and wait anymore.

Matt 39:48

Yeah, but man, I was like, God damn, what a you know, and it's not it's not comfortable for me sitting, so I was walking, you know, and then I'm like, fuck it, I'm just gonna go sit in the car with the air on until five minutes before I'm supposed to be there.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

Last time I went there, this guy sitting next to me bottled pickles. Oh wow, just had a jar of pickles.

Matt 40:12

That's crazy. There was a this Asian couple sitting in front of me that he was mad because they wouldn't let him check in, and so he's like being really voisterous to the guy next to him. His wife was in a walker, and all she did was laugh the whole entire time. She did after every conversation piece, right? And he's like mad, and they're they're an older couple, and he's mad because they won't let him check in. And the guy's like, Why won't they let you check in? I'm too early, I'm too early for my appointment, right? And it's 11:45. And the guy's like, Well, what time's your appointment? He's like 2:30, and he's like, Yeah, sounds like it's 2:30. Why are you here at 11:45 for a 2:30 appointment? Yeah, I have to be ready. I was like, Good lord.

SPEAKER_04 41:02

Because you're gonna tell me it's an 85-minute yeah, god, yeah.

Matt 41:08

Then once he checks in a half hour before he's his appointment, he's gonna find out he's there for another hour and a half. That he's been sitting there for two and a half hours already. Good lord.

SPEAKER_03 41:20

Oh, we oh shitty shrimp. That's uno when you start playing Mizuno clubs in that one.

SPEAKER_06 41:35

What's up, OE?

Matt 41:38

All right, everybody. Thanks for uh hanging with us while we uh plan golf trips. This is this is what it's like.

Joe 41:45

That's what it happens.

Matt 41:47

Have yourself a good crew that can communicate and get shit done. We're slacking on this one a little bit, but you know, Joe's Joe's a busy man.

Dan 41:55

Yeah, he's a busy man, he's a busy dad, two jobs, two kids.

Joe 42:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt 42:04

Growing up fast. Growing up fast.

SPEAKER_04 42:07

Hey, hey, there'll be a point when you miss the chaos.

Matt 42:14

I don't, I don't miss it. That's true. Yeah, uh, I have an angry teenage daughter right now that nothing makes that child happy. Nothing.

Joe 42:25

When you get old, you don't get mad or angry, you know, right? You just go play golf.

Matt 42:37

All right, boys. Let me end the recording. Thanks, everybody, and uh thanks for subscribing. We appreciate it.

Joe 42:45

Grazie.

unknown 42:46

I don't