Chasing Darkness: Episode 370 Aftershow

Seinfeld quotes are supposed to be a safe warm-up. Somehow ours turns into a full-on debate about what counts as fast food, which drive-thru deserves your money, and why certain fries are either elite or straight-up trash. We get way too specific about In-N-Out, Wendy’s, McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, Del Taco, Raising Cane’s, and especially Jack in the Box, including the one argument that keeps coming back: speed matters, but regret matters more.

The real turn comes when the food talk stops being just rankings and starts becoming memory. We go deep on sandwich shops, bread ratios, lettuce wrap workarounds, and the places you miss even if they’re long gone. Then we hit the weird magic of scent and taste, how one random smell can snap you back into childhood, family routines, or a single perfect bite from years ago. If you’re into nostalgia, comfort food, and the psychology of cravings, there’s more going on here than jokes.

Because we can’t stay on one track, we also jump into golf life: gear chatter, planning tee times, dreaming up courses, and showing off flags and collectibles that carry real stories. Add a quick sports rant about free throws, a few autograph flexes, and a final stretch where we thank the community, vent about music rights, and uncover a childhood “photo with Mike Tyson” story that is either legendary or deeply questionable.

If you like funny podcast banter with golf, fast food takes, Las Vegas local references, and real friendship chaos, hit subscribe, share this with a friend who has strong drive-thru opinions, and leave us a review. What fast food spot are you defending to the end?

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Transcript

fter Show Kickoff And Seinfeld Love

SPEAKER_05 0:19

Welcome to the after show. Welcome.

Matt 0:25

He was saying that uh they the writers came to them with that scene and they gave the script to uh George, whatever his name is, and uh he said he went in his dressing room for 15 minutes, came out and said, Let's do it, and he said he did not miss one fucking part of that. So Jason Alexander is amazing, and uh the the titolous line that uh was that was ad-libed. He said, but it was perfect because it was like it had to be, it had to be titless. Somebody had to say, you know, it wouldn't have nothing else would have worked, right? Is anybody a marine biologist? Oh shit. Oh, there's so many there's so many freaking just amazing episodes. Oh, the man hands, you're muted. Joe, you're muted.

Joe 1:24

Yeah, I mean so many moments, but also curb your enthusiasm, like same writer, so you know. Yeah, exactly. So many good so many good things came out of that.

Matt 1:38

Yeah, I I could watch Seinfeld every day, never get tired of that show.

Joe 1:41

Same.

Matt 1:45

Let's see. Picked up any new subscribers. Yeah, look at there, four new subscribers tonight only. Yeah, thank you everybody. Mucho appreciado.

Joe 1:57

Oh four new subscribers to the uh YouTube channel. Oh yeah. I was hoping we picked up more into the damn. I was trying to give damn good putter a some DGP love? Yeah, I I thought of something and I was gonna do that too. I forgot about that.

Dan 2:16

How'd everything come out, Joey?

Jeremy 2:19

Oh, it was urine, but it was great.

Dan 2:21

Oh man.

Jeremy 2:22

You're in urine. I was actually panicked trying to find all my landman cups.

Dan 2:28

You're in the right place. You're in.

Jeremy 2:32

Joe, thank you. Thank you for the thought and being my inspiration.

Matt 2:38

What were you gonna say, Joe? What were you gonna say?

Joe 2:42

No, somebody we were talking about putting, and I was like, I had like a line that I totally botched it.

he Fast Food Draft Begins

Matt 2:48

Yeah, it sucks. Sucks. All right, go to fast food. Joe's a jack in the box.

Joe 2:57

Yeah, fast food. I'm talking about like Burger King, McDonald's, fast food, fast food, Burger King, too.

Jeremy 3:04

Jeremy, my I mean, it depends on where I'm at in the country, but in and out for sure.

Joe 3:09

Because Brunson be in and out because I'm no bun in it. Consider in and out fast food, that's the thing though.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

What?

Joe 3:19

Yeah, it's got a drive line. The line's hella long. That's true, it's not quick for sure.

Matt 3:25

It's not fast food, but it's drive-thru food. Yeah, drive-thru food.

Jeremy 3:29

I like you used to like McDonald's, but with all the people saying there's human beat in the human DNA in the meat, I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna eat McDonald's anymore.

Matt 3:38

I haven't had McDonald's since I worked at Chapman. That's how long it's been since I've had McDonald's.

Joe 3:44

I McDonald's about once a year, and every time I eat it, I feel like a piece of garbage. So yeah, I don't eat that.

Matt 3:51

That's how I feel after I eat Chick-fil-A. I that's why I haven't eaten Chick-fil-A in forever. Because there's something about that makes my stomach go, we ain't had this in a long time. This ain't gonna be good.

Joe 4:01

Yeah, they changed all their shit.

Matt 4:03

So yeah, raising canes. That's my next one. I'm gonna say, I love some canes fries, mmm, and that sauce.

Joe 4:14

See, I'm talking like Taco Bell, McDonald's, Burger King, or Jack in the Box. What about five guys? No, I don't consider that fast food. Have a burger, it's fast food, but it's not like it. I'm talking about like the the the chiefs at the you want like sleazy, like quick.

Dan 4:34

You don't want you don't want cooked cook when you order. You want it, you want it uh already cooked.

Joe 4:39

I want it like yeah, I want it sitting in Tupperware. Yeah, okay.

Matt 4:47

I've never even had I haven't even been to Jelly B yet. Jelly B me either.

Joe 4:52

AFC, yeah.

unknown 4:54

Yeah.

Joe 4:55

KFC's fast food. Like pull up, it's already cooked. It's already cooked. Okay, they got it ready for you. It's already cooked.

Jeremy 5:04

So in and out, if you're not gonna let me say in and out, I'll probably say Wendy's. I'm gonna agree with Wendy's. Yeah, Wendy's is good.

Matt 5:10

I ain't a lot of Wendy's a couple junior bacon cheeseburgers, no tomatoes, and five piece spicy nugget.

Jeremy 5:17

I usually do a triple, no bun. Oh just eat the meat. That's that's that's like a that's like a 16-ounce steak.

Joe 5:26

Triple only ketchup for me back in the day when I had money, you know.

Jeremy 5:31

Yeah, otherwise it's a single, right?

Joe 5:33

A day's if I had 10 bucks, if I had 10 bucks, triple, no ketchup, only ketchup.

Matt 5:39

We'll do that sometimes. Like uh, we're out late and like uh Brooklyn, you want something from Wendy's? Like, yeah, sure. So we'll go through and she'll get like you know, nuggets and fries and a frosty, and it's like twelve dollars. I'm like, what the different times.

Jeremy 5:54

You guys dip the fries in the frosty.

Matt 5:56

Oh, of course, yeah, of course. I put my fry, my my in-and-out fries in my burger.

Jeremy 6:03

Okay, in and out fries. I just like in and out fries extra crunchy, extra crisp, extra trash, extra cooked.

Dan 6:09

I agree, Joe.

Jeremy 6:10

Trash, in and out fries are trash, garbage, yeah. Only if they're normal, not at all.

Joe 6:15

No, no, even if they're crunchy, they're trash. Like eating potato chips.

Dan 6:19

That that answer is correct.

Joe 6:21

Yeah, back in the box fries kill in and out fries.

Jeremy 6:25

Oh no, I just know who had a good run with fries was Burger King when they really thick. I don't know what they're like now, but chicken fries, chicken fries, yeah. Chicken fries.

Matt 6:35

I like Wendy's fries, they're all right.

Jeremy 6:38

Yeah, they've been too through so many generations.

Matt 6:41

The the waffle fries at Chick-fil-A are pretty damn good. Same thing with Carl Jr. Carl Jr.

Dan 6:47

is a great junior is a sleeper. Here's a good fry, but you gotta eat them quick.

Joe 6:52

We're just talking about this.

Dan 6:54

Is Del Taco Crinkle Cup degree? Are they crinkle? You gotta, yes, they are crinkle cup, but you gotta eat them quick, they will get super fucking soggy and then they get all fucking limp noodle on you.

Matt 7:07

That's how that's how uh raisin canes are. You have to eat them there because if you take them home, you're eating wet potato. Reminds me of potato pasta, soggy.

Joe 7:15

Dude, Del Taco's burger is super slept on, very good. Yeah, del Taco's burger is fire.

Matt 7:25

What was it? Noggles, noggles before del taco. Did you guys do you remember noggles, Joe? Noggles, no, yeah, everything had white cheese. Oh, yeah.

Jeremy 7:37

Do you remember Hardee's? Yeah, well out here it is Carls Jr. Carls Jr. Oh, was it?

Joe 7:43

Hardee's is East Coast Carl Jr.

Jeremy 7:45

Yeah. We had Hardee's in Utah, and it was like Charles Barkley was doing their ads or something like that.

Matt 7:52

I want the old farm basket to come back.

arm Basket Hype Meets Reality

Joe 7:54

I remember back when I lived in Florida. I lived in Orlando, and I was there with uh one of my buddies from Vegas, and we're like we were like searching Jack in the Boxes uh website. We drove like 40 minutes to go to this Jack in the Box, and it was not there. Oh shit, it was not there.

Dan 8:20

Speaking of not there, um that um farm basket location that was here by my house, yeah, yeah.

Jeremy 8:26

It is now a Greek euro spot. Okay, so we went to that farm basket. That was shit. Yeah, some of the worst food I've ever eaten.

Matt 8:35

Me and Joe stopped there after Perump round of golf one time, yeah, and we were so disappointed.

Joe 8:40

We're like, it's not the same. It's not the same.

Jeremy 8:42

You know when yeah, you know, when you go to eat food and you're like so upset after, like it was just not, it was just horrific because you guys said that farm basket back in the day was phenomenal. But the stuff was unedible, it was so bad.

Matt 8:56

They ruined the bun. How you the bun was different? Uh the chicken was different. The chicken, the chicken is all different, really different. Chicken's weird. It was so so disappointing.

Joe 9:07

Yeah, we got I mean, got the typical order, and I was like, This is not what I remember.

Matt 9:12

Yeah, I even ordered claquitos and they were the same. Like, how you fuck up old tacos?

Joe 9:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So disappointing. But is that like a like a memory thing, you think?

Matt 9:24

No, I think if they remembered a certain one, it would have been just fine.

Dan 9:29

No, because I remember going in there one time and the guy saying something about these owners of farm basket are just farm basket fans. They didn't have the original recipes or nothing. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was like it was like their remake. They just tried to bring back a name.

Joe 9:45

Yeah. If it would have been the recipe, they'd have the bread was not the same. Oh nothing was the same.

Matt 9:53

Nothing was the same. It was fucking fancy chicken sandwich on a toasted cavana bun. Pissed me off. Waste of goddamn money. Yeah.

Dan 10:04

Pissed me off. Is there any more farm baskets open? Just the original.

Joe 10:08

Isn't the original like the uh the Charleston original one on Nellis, right? I thought Charleston like the cane or something like that.

Dan 10:16

Yeah. Hi, Quinn. Charleston and Jones. Yeah, hi Quinn. Is it still open? If it isn't Hurricane Quinn, Hurricane Quinn.

Matt 10:26

Yeah, they look like they're still open. Oh, I may have to do a run there.

Joe 10:31

Yeah, I mean, and that's the thing. With the farm basket, you gotta have that drive-through down the barn. Down the barn.

Matt 10:40

Gotta have the uh miracle whip packet.

Joe 10:43

Yeah, absolutely.

Matt 10:44

Cranberry in the cup.

Joe 10:46

The only reason I use miracle whip.

Matt 10:49

I'm the only person I know that likes miracle whip over mayonnaise.

Joe 10:53

Yeah, I can't certain things, yes, on certain things.

Dan 10:56

Yeah, I'm anti-miracle whip. What do you smell like? Smoke.

Matt 11:02

Jeremy, you uh anti-miracle whip?

Jeremy 11:04

I hate all of it. You hate all of it?

Joe 11:06

I don't do mayo, I don't do miracle whip. No, dude. There's a curb episode for you that you need to.

Dan 11:12

No foam eggs for you, no whip eggs.

Joe 11:17

I mean, a sandwich is so much better with mayonnaise.

Jeremy 11:21

If okay, so I have stipulations, like if it's thinly spread, it's fine, but as soon as I get a glob of it, uh I'm done. I'm not finishing that food.

Joe 11:30

Sounds like a Katie question. She when she was young, she had bubblegum in her hair, and her mom washed her out with like mayonnaise butter. Oh, okay, mayonnaise butter. Oh, yeah, I've heard of it, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, and she won't eat mayonnaise, childhood trauma 100%. And one of these days, I'm gonna get a mayonnaise bottle, I'm gonna fill it with vanilla pudding, I'm just gonna eat it, squeeze it. I've been holding on to this for a while. Oh, dude, that would be terrible. One of these days, I'm gonna do it. I can't do that. She just said she'll cut me. It's gonna happen one day. One day makes me yeah, yeah.

Matt 12:21

So, Jeremy, when you were eating bread, what's your go-to sandwich? Like Ellie sandwich.

Joe 12:26

Shout out the after show. Crazy, right?

Jeremy 12:31

I know I like it simple. I like Jimmy Johns, honestly. Like the the only thing is the rate the bread ratio is a little high at Jimmy Johns. Yeah, it is, yeah. Yeah, it's a little more ratio. Is that fast food, Joe?

Joe 12:43

No, Jimmy Johns is they're probably the fastest, though. They're the fastest.

Jeremy 12:48

I used to like Subway, but it's it just got questionable.

Joe 12:52

No, Subway is trash.

Matt 12:54

Yeah, I I would do um what's the what's the other one?

Jeremy 12:59

Lumpy's?

Matt 13:00

No. What's the Danny DeVito uh commercial that you what are you doing?

Joe 13:13

Dan's doing secret messages. I'm not sure.

Matt 13:15

What were you doing, Dan?

Joe 13:18

Sending sending Joe Secret Message. He's doing the knobbers. He's doing the knobbers.

Jeremy 13:24

Uh Jersey Mics. That's what Jersey Mics, yeah. Yeah, give me a good sandwich. Jersey Mics, if you want to like an expelled sub, jersey mics.

Dan 13:33

Yeah, my favorite is the number five, double meat, double cheese, and port a subs.

Joe 13:40

Porta subs. I've never been port of subs hits. I'll tell you what, when I live when I lived in Florida, my number one thing that I wanted more than anything was portisubs.

Dan 13:51

Number two sandwich is from a place that no longer exists, Heidi's Brooklyn Deli, right across away from Sunset Park. The beer ridge bomber.

Matt 14:01

Oh fuck, that was a killer sandwich. Their Ruben on Marble Rye was so good.

Joe 14:07

That they have become a bomber over on uh what is it called? Daily family was one right by the Automalt. Yeah, yeah.

Jeremy 14:14

It's like the family-owned sandwich place.

ood Memories And The Power Of Smell

Joe 14:17

Yeah, do you actually Matt, do you remember Dogwoods on Oakie? Yeah, absolutely. Remember that? Yep. I remember I like I'm so bummed that that place disappeared because I remember my dad taking me there and with this the sprouts, and they're like mayonnaise, mayo, whatever situation with the sprouts. Like, I taste that sometimes and it's gone. And it's like I remember that taste, and when I taste it sometimes, I'm like, oh, dogwoods.

Matt 14:49

The the memory that smell brings back. We were so in in when we lived in Germany, uh, each like one Saturday a month, they would have something called a bazaar where it was just they would take out one of the the hangers, and everybody would bring in their crafts and their shit, and and there was food and drinks and music and dancing and you know stuff for the kids to do and everything. But they they would cook brats, and they had the bread was called broaching, it was just a small little bun, and it was wonderful. I mean, it was like so fucking good. One day we were at we were at the galleria mall, and I just caught a whiff of something, and I was like seven years old standing in an airplane hanger waiting for my brother it's like oh my god, that's it, just brings you back so fast.

Joe 15:41

Scent is one of those things where it's like I'm on my flip, and I'm like, Oh, what was that? That's uh that's one of those things, yeah. It's so core at the core for sure.

Dan 15:53

Jeremy, I think you would like porta subs too because they do a have you never had porta subs, Jeremy. Oh my goodness, they do lettuce wrap now for all the all the sandwiches. So you can get it.

Jeremy 16:04

Yeah, they do like the the like an unwitch at Jimmy Johns. It's just I don't like lettuce. Hey, what are you gonna do? I would just eat the ingredients, like the yeah stuff, but and they do wraps too. You can get like a wrap to go there for lower carbon. Have you never had porta subs? They didn't really have porta subs in Utah. I think they had one in Salt Lake, but we had a place called Hoagie Yogi, which was our local sub joint, and it was only high school students working in there. And uh, yeah, we used to eat hoagie yogi a lot.

Dan 16:35

You guys need to eat the hat too. Yeah, I don't know if they're open or not, but you guys need to get the strongest sandwich.

Jeremy 16:43

Yeah, can't wait for the hat to open. Yeah, it's fucking amazing.

Joe 16:49

They had all the parking lot lights on. I'm honestly so surprised you've never had Porta Saint, Jeremy. Yeah, that's the best sub shot or I mean chain sub shop you can eat in Vegas for sure. No doubt about it.

SPEAKER_05 17:03

Remember Quiznos? Quiznos the chicken carpet.

Joe 17:07

Oh Shalovsky's was killer.

Matt 17:08

Sholoski's usually one of the Ria rings all ring circle. There was one there.

Dan 17:14

What about Chiba Hut? I don't like Chiba Hut. No, never did Chiba Hut. Never had it. I've had I've had one or two sandwiches from Chiba Hut. There's not they're not horrible.

Joe 17:23

Yeah, they're just lacking, they're lacking a little bit. They're not bad, but they're lacking. Chasing sandwiches though. Yeah, making sandwiches. I used to know the manager at the Schlotzkies on Sahara and Fort Apache, and I used to go fill up a 32-ounce cup of broccoli and cheddar soup, and I'd used to just drink it. Nice, which it was the broccoli and cheddar soup from Schlotchki's. Nice amazing pair it with a barbecue chicken pizza from Schlotchki's and an original sandwich. Big gulp full of soup. Literally, I used to do that. I used to imagine but slotchkies. We when we went to uh we went, me and Katie went to a game, uh, and there was a slotchkis in Excalibur. And I used to tell him I ate it that one. Oh, so you ate Schlotchkis? That's the one you went to. Okay. I was telling him I was like friends with Mark Stone or some shit. I don't know. Stoner. Mark Stoner, but Schlotchkis was the shit. The barbecue chicken pizza. That man, and it's it's so funny, right? Like it's like I remember these places my dad used to take me, and I I get the same thing that he he used to get, you know what I mean? Yeah, nostalgic.

Matt 18:57

Remember TCBY?

Joe 18:59

Yeah, yes, golden vanilla, and they were like 10 years too early. White chocolate mousse. Let's not forget about munch. Muncha sub. I do remember munchisub.

Dan 19:15

Come on, fellas. Is that a Vegas thing? Or it's it's it's a one, it's one spot and they're open from like 10 to like three. Only for lunch.

Joe 19:25

And I think breakfast. No, no, they're still they're still around.

Dan 19:29

Yeah, but there's only one location, is what I'm saying. Yeah, Russell and uh yeah, it's like Russell and Arville or something like that. Yeah, by our square.

Joe 19:39

Awesome. Mr. Goodsense? Do you remember Mr. Goodsense?

Dan 19:46

No, Mr. Goodsense.

Joe 19:47

No, no, he remembers Mr. Good Sense. Rainbow and Flamingo, Mr. Good Sense.

izza Cravings And Vegas Favorites

Dan 19:53

Do you guys remember Mama Ollardo's pizza? No. Oh man. I don't know what style of pizza it is, but it's that one which is like super thick crust. Chicago Chicago deep dish. Well, it's not really deep to Chicago. It's like super thick crust and just light layers of sauce, cheese, and and uh and meat. Like the crust itself was super thick. It was like thick. Rebellion is one of those. It was like light. It was almost like uh it was almost like the consistency of like a croissant. But oh fuck, that was killer.

Matt 20:28

That's one thing I miss eating. That's the hardest thing for me when I diet is god, I love pizza so much. I know I miss Rebellion. I haven't had it in like two years. That pizza is so good.

Joe 20:43

It is really good. So damn good. I will go back on my statement when I when we first went to rebellion, and rebellion is very good, it's probably the best. Yeah, I will go back.

Dan 20:55

It's pretty good.

Matt 20:56

Oh, really good. It's pretty good. I think Joe just gets gets bitter when somebody finds something that's not known and might find it.

Dan 21:06

You gotta try old school pizzeria too. I don't know if there's one out by you guys, but there's an old school pizzeria on blue diamond in Buffalo, it's pretty good.

Joe 21:15

Naked City is so good, but it's just way too heavy. It's heavy, so too heavy.

Matt 21:20

That's a that's a thick pizza. But I was leaving your work yesterday. I was like, hmm, do I pull in real quick and get a pie?

Dan 21:28

Yeah, it's right there.

Jeremy 21:29

Yeah, the cheese bread there is ridiculous. What are you trying to do?

Dan 21:34

They have stuffed, they have stuffed mushrooms there too. They get these big ass fucking butt mushrooms, they stuff them with Italian sauces and cheese, and then they and then they have them um uh they bake them in a cream sauce. Holy fuck, are they good?

Matt 21:45

Oh, yeah, sounds delicious.

Dan 21:47

Yeah, super good.

Matt 21:51

Give me the mic, give me the mic.

hy Jack In The Box Wins Variety

Joe 21:53

I want the live do it live. To bring it back home is like the most diverse menu on a Fast food place is Jack in the Box.

Matt 22:03

I don't know. Carl Jr. is pretty diverse.

Jeremy 22:07

Carl Jr. have tacos.

Matt 22:10

Yeah. I think so. Well, they used to. I don't know if they do anymore. Remember that green burrito used to be inside? Yeah Carl Jr.

Joe 22:18

That's not Jack. That's not Carl Jr., that's the green burrito. Inside Carl Jr. It was one place. Okay. Well, so you're saying pizza hat has long drawn silvers?

Matt 22:31

No, I'm saying that if you went to Carl's Jr. and you want to get a burger and a burrito, you could. The most eclectic. Are we talking like Cheesecake Factory where you have 40 pages of menus? You're talking like that?

Jeremy 22:43

Yeah, it's Jack in the Box all day. I think I would agree with Joe on that.

Joe 22:48

Yeah, they do have a pretty, pretty yeah, you can get cheesecake, you can get jalapeno poppers, you get egg rolls, you can go with the teriyaki bowls. You can get a pita. Chicken, we used to call it chicken pita sandwich. We used to call it Chipotle sandwiches. We used to say the the chicken fajitas, we used to say chicken fajita pita. You want a chicken fajita pita? That's it. Yeah, chicken fajita pita. Shitty tacos. The worst was just delicious.

Dan 23:26

Oh it's disgusting.

Joe 23:28

They're so disgusting, but man, I can bread beans crushed with uh, like you know, like Taco Bell tacos.

Matt 23:34

Give me 10 tacos to go. I'm good. Thank you.

Dan 23:36

Fucking cat food inside of a fucking three-day old tortilla. Like been run over by a truck. Yeah, that's what they look like. We just got done backing over the tacos for you. They're coming out fresh.

Matt 23:49

Hey, we we didn't we didn't let them drip. Grease is in the in there, too. So here you go. Those things are good.

Dan 23:58

Oh god, Joe, you must have a cast iron stomach. Yeah, I'm fine.

Matt 24:03

Our dough jack though, that was one of my favorite sandwiches for a long time.

Joe 24:07

I don't eat, I don't eat fast food all the time, but like I mean, thankfully, Jack in the Box is the closest, but I'll take Jack in the Box over McDonald's all day. All day. That I might agree with. And Burger King all day. Um I'd rather go to the group. Oh, I don't know.

Dan 24:25

I think I'd take Burger King over Jack in the Box. It's a good old-fashioned whopper.

Joe 24:29

Oh, bro. Maybe it's uh being a Padres fan.

Dan 24:36

What are the Padres? What is that? Padres and Jack in the Box San Diego.

Joe 24:41

San Diego.

Dan 24:42

What it was? I thought they were from Australia.

Joe 24:47

No, no. Jack in the Box is from San Diego.

Matt 24:50

Are you sure? Uh, we're gonna find that out right now.

Joe 24:54

That guy.

Matt 24:54

Where is Jack in the Box originated from?

Joe 24:57

San Diego.

Dan 24:59

He's probably right. He sounds like a big fan of it.

Matt 25:02

He is pretty I remember the box originated in San Diego, California, 1951, by a businessman named Robert O. Peterson.

Joe 25:12

Yeah, he's the guy.

Matt 25:13

Joe Keith has been on the board since Robert O. Peterson. No, so I remember in El Cajon.

Joe 25:22

Yeah, El Cahon.

Matt 25:24

Oh, shout out.

unknown 25:26

Yeah.

Joe 25:27

Shout out Sequan Casino. Shout out.

Matt 25:30

One of the very first fast food restaurants to use a two-way micro mic intercom system for drive-thru ordering, which revolutionized the industry.

Joe 25:38

Shut up the legend, Jack in the Box.

Matt 25:42

Look at this. Would you like to know more about the history, or would you like me to find the closest Jack in the Box to you and Henderson?

ack In The Box History And E. Coli Fears

ports Updates And Beach Trip Chaos

Joe 25:50

No, it's I remember as a kid, I was still trivia. Terrified to go to Jack in the Box when the E. coli thing happened. And then my stepdad, absolute legend. Um, he was like, No, the the breakfast sandwiches are fine, like it's different. And I tried one, I remember it to this day. Like when I bit into that sourdough breakfast jack, I was like, oh hooked, hooked, but that's also where we used to meet up in high school at the Jack in the Box on Flamingo and Durango.

Dan 26:29

Yeah, Flamingo and Sand Hill. Tigers team beat the fucking Boston team tonight. They did, they did.

Matt 26:41

She was of course, tigers team. Oh, and tigers gonna play in the final.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

No more, no more. Yay!

Joe 26:49

No more.

Dan 26:51

When was that team USA lost tonight? Baseball? Yeah, Fenezuela got him. Oh wow. Three to two looks like.

Joe 27:02

What's your snack?

Dan 27:05

Okay. Got him.

Joe 27:10

That sucks. What are you eating, Quinn? Sorry, but no more. Quinn, listen. You're live right now.

Matt 27:21

Late 92 to early 93 is when you get it.

Joe 27:38

You going to the beach tomorrow? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:41

Yeah. Uh uh.

Joe 27:42

Which beach are you going to? Say we're going to the beach. It's gonna be cold. Oceanside.

SPEAKER_05 27:52

Ocean rice.

Matt 27:55

They don't like howlies there. Careful.

Joe 27:57

Let daddy play goat hill.

SPEAKER_05 27:59

Going to beach.

Joe 27:59

Yeah. Gohill park.

SPEAKER_05 28:03

Go to beach.

Joe 28:03

Eo would be all over it.

unknown 28:05

Yeah.

Joe 28:05

Eo's been there, right? We're packing his clubs. He got a chop shop today. I'm the hair crat, but uh.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

Uh oh. Amish. You look Amish. Amish much?

SPEAKER_05 28:19

Amish.

SPEAKER_03 28:20

Did you Amish mish mush?

SPEAKER_05 28:21

We're not bothered with it.

SPEAKER_03 28:23

Okay. If you're gonna eat it, eat it. Okay. Chaos.

SPEAKER_05 28:31

Utter chaos. I love it. Yeah. Tremendous.

unknown 28:37

Owie! Owing! Owie. Owie.

olf Gear Talk And Trip Planning

Matt 28:43

Yeah, did you listen to that podcast yet? Not yet. Okay. Not yet. I'm almost done with it. Jeremy comes to a really weird place. Is it a long one? It's six episodes and they're like 50 minutes each. Not one of them. Yeah, I'm glad you left. I escaped. Totally did. Totally did. Dude, what that dude was doing. Scary shit, man. And think that stuff's still going on.

Joe 29:14

Uh the blade, the new link two point, whatever it is.

Matt 29:20

Yeah, Jeremy was smooging Sam about it.

Joe 29:22

I was. Get two. Get two.

Jeremy 29:25

Yeah, you know what? I he messaged me and he said, Hey man, I got your hats. Thanks so much. And I said, Yeah, I love the new uh the new uh link 2.1 and 2.2 look sick. Yeah, they'll see what they look like in person. I'm waiting. Maybe he'll send me one since he has my address. Both of them, you can get both of them. I mean, it it still looks a little funky, but yeah, I mean looking down at it, it didn't look bad at all. But the weights on the bottom, uh they have to keep it somehow like that.

Joe 29:58

Hader, hater find him back on the podcast. Be like, hey, let's talk about the blade putter, the upgrades to the blade putter.

Matt 30:08

Probably have to get permission to do it now. Probably, but no more. I gotta get I gotta I'm gonna chat with Tilly. I'm gonna get her scheduled to come on to talk about Gretsch. Gonna do that. Um, and then uh we need to Dan. Did you were you able to book those tea times at Oak Quarry, or do we need to do that? Um still need to do that. I didn't I didn't book, I was just kind of looking.

Joe 30:37

No, this is not our beach.

Matt 30:38

Do we need to find a couple other tracks to play and get that locked in? Yeah, I can't wait.

Jeremy 30:45

Yeah, we need to book our hotel too.

unknown 30:47

Can't wait.

Jeremy 30:48

Quinn.

Dan 30:49

I'll check the check. Yeah, where else do you guys want to play at? I mean, I know that one looks good. There's a few other courses that are in that area that look good, like course I call Indian Creek that looks nice. I'll put some ventry list together, everywhere else where I want to go.

Matt 31:05

But to know I need a good marketer to send a package.

Joe 31:09

Um yeah, I would I mean I would love to play Lost Rail.

Matt 31:16

Yeah, that's not happening.

Dan 31:17

I know, I know it's not happening, but if we if we lost Rail and Champions run, probably aren't gonna happen.

Matt 31:25

Those are all privateers, yeah, like crazy private, not like have to play with a member and like I know, I know, I know, have to pass a piss test and social security card.

Joe 31:39

Omaha Country Club looks amazing. Omaha, I think I think Cliff has it has uh somebody at Omaha Country Club.

Jeremy 31:49

Maybe I'll text him and see if he knows anything.

Joe 31:54

Yeah, yeah, but I would text Cliff and be like, he's listening right now, probably too. Yeah, he probably is. Shout out the subscribers of the chip. Subscribers, we get more. Come on, come on, only know somebody out there. But if we're in fast food restaurants, Cliff, we're taking we're taking Dan for his first time to the landman.

Matt 32:16

Cliff, if you had 10 fast food restaurants, how would you would you divide that up? Jack in the box three times, McDonald's once Burger King once, McDonald's once, in and out five times. I'll get a text Thursday from him with the list. Oh too funny, too funny. Ah, well again.

Dan 32:45

What was that? Just telling them where to put his cutter.

Matt 32:51

That's not the one you're supposed to use.

Dan 32:54

Joe. What's that red flag right there to your right?

SPEAKER_03 32:59

This one?

Dan 33:00

Yeah. Old Mac.

SPEAKER_03 33:01

Old Mac.

Dan 33:02

Oh, I couldn't see the logo.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

I got one right there.

olf Flags Collecting And Hole In One

Dan 33:04

Oh, you can't see it. Uh is that the Ghost Tree logo?

Jeremy 33:09

Yeah.

unknown 33:09

Okay.

Jeremy 33:11

I wish Landman sold one of their flags. Ghost Tree. They probably do.

Matt 33:16

They're probably just sold out.

unknown 33:18

Yeah.

Matt 33:19

Because uh, I I thought Tyler Munds had one.

Jeremy 33:23

Oh, yeah, that's true. He did. I'm sure Halverson has one too. Oh, I'm sure.

Joe 33:27

If you want to hang in here with Danny, then you gotta do that.

Jeremy 33:30

I have to message him and see if there's any like likelihood of getting a retired flag.

Dan 33:35

I need to get these like framed.

Joe 33:37

I got some good flags. Dude, I have all these fucking band in flags that are game worn.

Jeremy 33:47

Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

The old Mac game flown joint right here. Look at this one. Oh, love that one. Look at this one.

Dan 33:59

Oh signed by Gil Hance. Is that the black horse? Yeah, yeah. Signed by signed by him. And then this one.

Joe 34:12

I remember you bought that tradition. Yeah, my I got a tradition flag back here, right?

Dan 34:16

Tradition flag. And then quite possibly my favorite flag.

Joe 34:22

The sheep boys game. Oh yeah. Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:28

Right there.

Dan 34:30

And then Joe knows Joe knows this one. Joe knows this one. Gotta have that one.

Joe 34:36

What do you can do with that? I don't know. Did you keep that ball or what? Did you still have the ball? I have everything, yeah.

Dan 34:43

The ball has a tobacco tobacco road logo on it.

Matt 34:46

Reach out to Beds and have him make you a frame for it.

Dan 34:51

That's a game phone.

Joe 34:52

That's a game flow.

Matt 34:53

Give you like a framed picture of that frame to put that scorecard on the back of it.

Joe 34:58

Yeah, where's that bitch at? That was a moment.

Jeremy 35:03

I'll never forget that five seconds after it went in. That we just looked at each other like, yeah, that went in.

Matt 35:09

So mad about it. There it is. And it comes with a little pocket.

Dan 35:12

Yeah, that's awesome.

Joe 35:13

That was wild. That was nuts. The best hole in one I've ever seen on a golf trip. Yeah, a little screw.

Matt 35:21

Because you didn't see mine.

Joe 35:24

Yeah, we didn't see mine. That was funny. That was funny.

Matt 35:31

Well, the rebel basketball team is playing well in the NIT first round matchup, so that's good.

Dan 35:40

To be honest with you, yeah.

Matt 35:43

Passer is a crazy kook, man. That dude's sometimes it looks like he's fucking doing cocaine bumps on the sidelines. Good lord.

Dan 35:51

Yeah, he might be. He might be. There's some there's some shit about heard some shit about him and the team and the rest of the coaches not being on the same page. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's uh very much his way or the highway. Uh make yourself make your fucking free throws, okay?

Matt 36:09

That's all I gotta say. Make your fucking free throws. Jesus Christ.

Joe 36:12

Quit fouling people and make your free throws. Need somebody to read his three throws, huh?

Matt 36:17

Do you know we had somebody we had the number one most fouled player, player who fouls the most in the country? Jeez. He fouled out of most games that more than anybody else and had uh the most fouls than anybody else.

Dan 36:33

Sweet.

Matt 36:35

Yeah, it's all dead collectibles. Last in free throw percentage in the league. It's like, good lord. Just go stand at the line to shoot free throws all day, please. Thank you. I love your defensive intensity, but make your damn free throws.

Dan 36:49

They're free.

Joe 36:50

Make them free throws. Free throw. Free throws. How cool is this? Signed by Tom Watson.

Dan 37:00

Is that a Captain Morgan bottle?

Joe 37:02

Yeah, signed by Tom Watson. It's barely legible. This and I also got that. Join from the same person. Shout out, shooters.

Dan 37:16

Shooters golf club?

Joe 37:18

No, shooter's golf shop, I think it is.

Dan 37:19

Or shooter's golf shop, that's what it was.

Joe 37:22

And then this. Nobody will ever have this.

Dan 37:28

Is that Derek Carr?

Joe 37:29

Is that Derek Carr signed football from Big Five Sports? The Big Five$39.99 tag on it. Mine's around here somewhere. I got my collectibles up on the shelf somewhere.

Matt 37:44

I got my Tony Sanchez signed UNLV football right there.

unknown 37:48

These are cool though.

Dan 37:51

Derek Carr.

Matt 37:52

Oh that one looks like a good one.

Dan 37:57

He might come back. I got that one from Foster. Simon Boys. Simon the boys. He signed that football in a jersey because Foster built his pool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Dan gave it to me because he knew I was a Raider fan. Everything he even says to Dan on it. So worked out. Oh, yeah, yeah. It works.

Jeremy 38:17

Yeah. We have a Jack Nicholas signed glove. I think it's at my parents. Nice.

Matt 38:24

I got Mike Tyson's autograph one time. He was we were waiting for my sister to come back from a high school ski trip. And back then the airport was a little different. You know, you just walk around wherever you wanted. And uh he was just pacing back and forth by the baggage claim. And I said to my mom, I go, that's Mike Tyson. She's like, here's a piece of paper, go get his autograph. So I was like, can I get your autograph? He's like, Yeah, sure. So I did no idea where that is now.

Joe 38:49

There's a picture of me as a kid in black and white. I was five years old. Me sitting on Mike Tyson's lap like this. And I've been asking my mom for 20 years. She's like that fucking picture. I hate to tell you the joke. It was.

Dan 39:08

It was that was our neighbor Joe. That was a guy named Mike Wilson.

Matt 39:13

It was Mike Wilson.

Dan 39:17

He just had a lisp and just like it when kid sat on his lap. Like, I would love.

Joe 39:21

I want to turn that in for state evidence.

Dan 39:26

Give me a Joseph. Come sit with me.

Joe 39:29

It's real. It's fucking real. It's fucking real.

Dan 39:34

Tell me about hitting greens.

SPEAKER_05 39:40

Oh my god.

Joe 39:41

Oh like literally, there's a picture of me as five years old on Mike Tyson's lap. There was like a line. I remember. I remember that joke.

Matt 39:53

Oh, where were you at?

Joe 39:54

Careful, Joe. Caesar's spouse.

Matt 39:56

Mike Tyson was letting kids sit on his lap.

Joe 39:59

No, my mom. My mom uh like finagled away, or what she used to hang out at Shark Club and Shark Club. I know, yeah. Pulled that one out.

Matt 40:10

Wow.

Joe 40:10

Dude, if you had a shark card, you were a legend. Dude, my mom's got shark clubs for sure. But uh she was, yeah, there's a picture, I've seen it. I know, and I'm like asking her like, come on, find that one because that'd be so great. It was like five or six years ago.

Dan 40:30

Yeah, we need that. I would love to see that picture, and it's not my Tyson at all. It's just not my Tyson at all.

Joe 40:35

It's for sure. It's a celebrity impersonator.

Dan 40:38

It's for sure Mike Tyson. Just some registered tax offender gun Joe to set it on the lap.

Matt 40:43

It's Mike from Tyson's chicken.

Joe 40:47

It's definitely him. I don't know where it is. Yeah.

Matt 40:53

Get your photo made with Mike from Tyson's chicken.

Joe 40:59

Is that Caesar's Palace in the pool? I remember.

Dan 41:02

Oh, even worse. You sit on his lap in the pool, Joe.

Joe 41:05

No, not in the pool. No, it was like the it was like Caesar's molested, Joe.

Dan 41:12

No, not every day for summer.

Joe 41:17

I just I want that.

Matt 41:19

I don't want to go sit on Mike Styson's lap anymore.

Joe 41:23

I want that picture so bad.

Matt 41:26

Oh my god. Oh, thanks. I needed that.

Dan 41:32

Jeremy's Jeremy's dying over there. Oh my stomach.

losing Thanks Plus Wendy’s Commercial Lore

Matt 41:41

Oh that was amazing. All right. I think that's a good good spot to end. Sorry, everyone. Thanks, everybody. If you made it this far as you're a fucking trooper. Uh fuck the music industry for not allowing us to have harmonic anymore. That really upsets me, but I get it. Uh that shit sucks. I think the guys that made the fucking album should be able to allow people that want to play their stuff and not harming anybody. But it is what it is. We got some old school shit from Joe's boy. So that's good. And uh yeah, everybody have a great weekend. It's Thursday when you're listening to this. It's hot as hell outside in Vegas. Stay hydrated, stay cool, get out of the golf courses. They're in really good shape right now before the heat gets here and starts getting wonky again. That is coming. So enjoy the game while you can. Schedule your fittings, callaway.com. Hit the fittings.

Joe 42:43

Subscribes to the after hours. It's Cliff. I mean, let's give him some shout-outs. Can you pull that out?

Matt 42:49

Yeah, absolutely. It's uh Cliff and Rob Chapman. Shout out and uh Steve, I believe is his name. He's goes by different things on Instagram. Steve Fortney, yeah.

Joe 43:04

Thank you guys, honestly. Legends of the game. Yeah, thank you. Legends of the game.

Matt 43:12

Pat yourself on the back. Appreciate all you for believing in us, and uh, hopefully we don't let you down as uh this continues.

Joe 43:18

Hopefully you listen. Hopefully, you listened this long.

Matt 43:22

Yeah, never know what's gonna be said next out of Joe's mouth. No, Jack of the Box and Mike Tyson's lap. Who knew?

Joe 43:31

Yeah, a lot of stories. Jeremy just throwing up in his mouth. Wow, I wish I had my Wendy's commercial. That would have been a great time when you guys were calling out Wendy's. I was in a Wendy's commercial. I think I've told you guys that before, but I just know about the Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Dan 43:50

Tell me that.

Joe 43:52

No, I was in a Wendy's commercial. Oh, we need that. That is that is called I want. Somewhere.

Matt 44:01

It's somewhere. Somebody telling a Dave Homesty.

Joe 44:05

It's in Dave's basement. Yeah. Up in Ogden, Utah. But uh my dad also taped Barno over that uh commercial. Like homemade or like homemade. Okay. Spice, spice, spicy one. I was gonna say that would be tragic.

Matt 44:26

Hey everybody, let me show you my Wendy's commercial in it.

Joe 44:29

It was like it was like my Wendy's commercial, and then it was that kind of meat. It was it was my Wendy's commercial and elf and then like spice.

Jeremy 44:40

Jeez. That's hilarious. Spicy chicken sandwich.

Matt 44:44

Spicy chicken sandwich. Try the new spicy chicken sandwich. And we mean spicy, we're talking this amount of spice.

Joe 44:51

Spice channel, spice channel. Spicy tacos. Oh um, yeah, but I that's gone, long gone. Oh we need to find that. I know I've been asking my mom to find these fucking tapes and these pictures. I used to do commercials, that's how I bought my first car. So we can go into this next week on after hours, but share that hours.

Dan 45:20

Huh? You bought your first car from getting paid through commercials? Absolutely, yeah. Holy shit.

Matt 45:26

What was the first car?

Joe 45:29

1989 Honda Gold Hatchback Acura Joint. Banger. I would still ride that today if I could.

Matt 45:39

Honda Acura Joint. Was it like a Honda Civic? Uh Honda Prelude?

Joe 45:44

Honda Accord, a cord.

Matt 45:45

A chord?

Joe 45:46

Okay. Nice. With the f with the full-on cassette, playing atmosphere, Joe D. Highlighted people, and no, that was uh deep underground days, but I love that car. And it got stolen by MS-13.

Matt 46:06

I mean, leave nacho cheese in the ashtray.

Joe 46:11

No, no, MS 13 don't fuck with nacho cheese. They were, it was when when the cops found it, there was uh um the detergent, not liquid detergent, but uh granules spread all over and just MS-13 written all over the paper, like just spread about. It got stolen from uh my condo that I lived in with my cousin. Wow. Jeez, yeah, yeah.

Matt 46:40

Tragic stories. Okay, why don't you brush your teeth? All right, I'm gonna hit the in the stop button on the record. Thanks, guys, for listening. We love you, we appreciate ya.