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Earhole Candy with Tom Miller

Soundscapes, music, mashups, poetry, ambience, backgrounds, residual room noise, traffic, electricity, buzz, scenes, echoes, memories, interjections, wind, distortions, and murmurs from the Known Center of the Universe, Gainesville, Florida. Recorded, produced and directed by Tom Miller.

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AI is Not Our Friend - The Christmas Album

December 17, 2025 • Tom Miller • Season 2 • Episode 2

A collection of soulless NSFW AI musical bullshit, made with Suno. Requiring no skill, musical ability, or class, this album represents everything wrong with humanity. I truly hope you enjoy it, are offended by it, and will give me the kind of money for it that all the kids are making with their instant cookie-cutter click-bait garbage. I call it, "Content." Get off my lawn. Enjoy!

SONGS:

1. Pumpkin Man
2. It's Gonna' Be a Great Day, Jesus!
3. The Ballad of Johnny Lawhorn
4. Shrimp with Diarrhea
5. Santa's Butt, My Face
6. Michael Garvin is The Man
7. Santa Gay
8. Santa's Got a New Bag
9. I'm Meditating, Fuck Off!
10. Where's the Money?
11. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
12. I Made This Song with AI
13. Quiet, Piggy
14. Ho Ho Ho
15. I Want To F*** the President
16. Coffee Shop Serenade
17. Yesterday and You, Brand New

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