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Lemon Drops, Halloween, and Horror Movie Flops on Binge-Watchers Podcast

November 01, 2023 Johnny Spoiler and Jordan Savage. Season 58 Episode 4
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Our latest podcast episode is a delightful mix of martinis, movie updates, and Halloween thrills. As we raise our glasses to toast with '(expletive)  lemon drop' martinis, we also pay homage to the late Matthew Perry, discussing his contributions to the silver screen and reminiscing about his unforgettable performances. Matthew Perry, best known for his role as Chandler in the iconic television series Friends, left an indelible mark on the world of entertainment. His ability to blend humor and depth in his characters made him a standout performer in the industry.


Transitioning from martinis to movie updates, we delve into some of the most anticipated releases. The reboot of Highlander featuring Henry Cavill is a topic of discussion, highlighting the excitement surrounding this modern take on a classic. The Now You See Me trilogy, starring big names like Morgan Freeman, Jesse Eisenberg, and Mark Ruffalo, has also garnered much attention for its intriguing plot and exceptional performances.


Stephen King's The Running Man is getting a highly anticipated adaptation, directed by Edgar Wright. This conversation takes us into a world of nostalgia, where we also explore the horror movie Five Nights at Freddy's, its box office success, and its impact on the genre. In addition, we cast our doubts on the new Willy Wonka movie.


As Halloween approaches, the podcast takes a festive turn with a discussion on pumpkin-flavored beverages. From pumpkin beer to whiskey, there's something for every palate. The celebration of the season of pumpkin spice is not just about the flavors, but also about the spirit of Halloween. The podcast explores various aspects of this festive season, including classic Halloween episodes from popular TV shows like The Real Ghostbuster’s episode, When Halloween Was Forever.


Tonight’s horror movie discussion turns to our favorite bits from  Deadly Manor.


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Overall, the episode is a delightful mix of laughter, nostalgia, and a good dose of spookiness. It serves as a tribute to a beloved actor, a platform for movie discussions, and a celebration of the Halloween season. So grab your favorite pumpkin-spiced beverage, put on your favorite spooky movie, and join us for an episode that is as entertaining as it is insightful. 

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Speaker 1:

Well, you're stumbled into some kind of show. It's binge watchers podcast. I'm here to spoil some horror movies for Halloween night and we're getting savage with Jordan Savage herself, who we like to joke around on the show is a savage screen queen.

Speaker 3:

We are getting savage.

Speaker 1:

Tonight we were chatting back and forth I don't know the other weekend or whatever and she was explaining her love for lemon drop martinis. And then she told me a dad joke about boobs and martinis. Now, for a second I didn't know where the lemon drops were going to take me. I mean, I pushed a little and I was like, well, how many lemon drops does it take before you're making lemon drop decisions? And then we had to discover the root of the cause of the love for the lemon drops. And I wouldn't say a school to run middle school, talk about what bitch ass means. I tried to mansplain what bitch ass means.

Speaker 3:

I needed a mansplaining.

Speaker 1:

She told me it was a bitch ass lemon drop and I was like, oh, I haven't heard of that recipe before.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, get me that recipe for the bitch ass lemon drop.

Speaker 1:

Give me a bitch ass. Martini recipe I haven't heard that one yet.

Speaker 3:

It just meant it's like the most sissy martini you could possibly make.

Speaker 1:

But I thought she meant bitching like something's cool, everything's good, how the kids say well, they don't say it anymore because the kids now are going to completely downloaded alien language that AI taught them. No, just kidding. I don't know where they say things like mid.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, something like that, no cap yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it gets worse than that, but we all age out of these little different clicks that we have in dialects, I don't know. But I digress back to the lemon drops. Yeah, so I thought she was going to share with me whatever, I thought she was onto something, but no, it's just her guilty pleasure of enjoying the lemon droppies.

Speaker 3:

OK, at least the dad jokes Sounds like a super old fashioned recipe right. Oh, it's so easy. But the dad jokes.

Speaker 1:

I didn't give you time to drop the martini joke on the audience, if you wanted to.

Speaker 3:

Well, alluding to how many lemon drops I had, the dad jokes At least three.

Speaker 1:

I mean, my theory is at least three.

Speaker 3:

At least three she's changing colors.

Speaker 1:

folks, If you're not watching the video version and you're doing the classic thing where you listen to us, you're listening to the podcast.

Speaker 3:

Or maybe you're watching. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

At least I'm not the lemon droppie.

Speaker 3:

OK, at least the dad joke puts some context around how many. But the dad joke is what is or what does martinis and boobs have in common?

Speaker 1:

And then I took a pause. This is where I paused and I was like how do I, what do I type back? This was a serious dilemma, you're just like pausing. Because I'm like hm, if I take a joke too far, will I cross a line with my podcast co-host, my dear good, savage buddy Jordan? Will I get punched in the face by a random boyfriend at a later date to be determined? It could have gone either way, honestly, because the jokes I had like three really great jokes prepared. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I should have at least given you a chance.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I'm like, but I'm like, but you see, it was like I can actually visibly see this line, this thin fiber of pink light stretching across the horizon, going John, this is the point of no return. If you send that joke and you have fired up, and I had half typed the joke on my cell phone, I had I had half typed it on the old iPhone here and I'm like here's my rationality. I was like our relationship has evolved to the point where I can send this joke. You can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. I was like it's one thing to talk about featured sponsors, anyway, so, anyway. So we've marked that text. It's in drafts. I can't wait to hear it In drafts on the old Apple. Maybe I'll have three too many Christmas egg nogs and I'll be like, boom, oh, I've re-sent that text from the Halloween episode. Ok, oh good, we got to the lemon drops. All right, I've got the years done. And then the silence would be like, oh, is it over?

Speaker 3:

They're like. She never said I'll pour something cold on ice because it's the binge watches podcast. I can't hear you. You said what Okay, you're back now. Yeah, what's it gonna say? Are we gonna just like not say the end of the joke? So they have to listen, like. They have to like make it to the end of the podcast to get the end of the joke.

Speaker 1:

We're stacked and listening, like we will tell you to set up and not the punchline. Oh, anyways, all right. Tonight's Halloween episode is sponsored by AdamEvecom. If you go and use our code, bwpotit, check out you can treat yourself more about that later Also. Oh, by the way, lala, which is on a mission to be the evolution of the fan experience, they're also going to be bringing this episode to you and more about them later We'll have, like Jordan just said, about the jokes. We're even going to tell you about our sponsors later. You know enough. Now Go sign up for Lala's real rewards or go to AdamEve and treat yourself with BWPOT. Check out more on our sponsors later. Let's see what's on our Halloween playlist. Okay, before we go to home video headlines, I like to sneak in every year a little mini segment where it's specific to you know, I always say like oh, you can listen to the podcast anytime of the year, but sometimes we like to crank out a holiday special. Yeah, we're doing that now. Yeah, we are.

Speaker 1:

So do you have an idea, jordan, of anything that you're going to stick on your Halloween playlist this year, like movies or TV shows? You got to get to them.

Speaker 3:

I am going to be kind of particular because I've been watching Halloween-ish movies for about two full months now. It's like been a full 60 days of picking spooky stuff.

Speaker 1:

You're like I'm like already binged out. I've been doing Halloween for two months.

Speaker 3:

But like also at the same time you know, I want it to be spooky. I do want it to be like Halloween themed, though, like I want it to take place on Halloween night, I want there to be some sort of Halloween party involved. So I got to figure it out in the movie universe. Yes, yes, so I want it to be like Tis the season and no, I'm excited to be watching some movies for Halloween. What's on your list?

Speaker 1:

Dad of night 1945. Even a desktop, super old one, it seems interesting. I was looking up a specifically a list of British horror movies to get around to and that's that's one of them, and I'm going to go back and rewatch 20 days later, I think. Oh we were trying to find it Find 28 days later. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I think I don't know, I actually have that one on DVD. I'm sure it's got to be floating on there. It's probably not on a streamer. I'm sure you have this like probably behind a paywall somewhere, hmm, um then, uh, I don't know if you ever saw this.

Speaker 1:

The real ghostbusters have like three Halloween themed episodes and at least two of them have the spirit of Halloween himself Sam Hain. You know, I would like to go all the way. And uh, the first one is like it's like one of the most famous episodes that I think like everybody's seen him, because I think he has like a pumpkin head type deal and like a cloak and uh, when Halloween was forever is the name of the episode, hmm, looked it up beforehand, didn't want to just, you know, not know what it was to tell everybody. And then, and then this is like seems counterintuitive, because it's not like what you were saying, where I'm going to watch things with Halloween in the context of the characters in the setting. Uh, I saw I got a notification that Spiderman across the spiderverse was going to be on Netflix. So I'm like, oh, you know, I haven't actually seen the second one, the second Spider-Man cartoon. It's like, take a crack at that has nothing to do with Halloween, too funny. Um, we don't like to make sex jokes too early to begin the episode. Well, we did anyway, and then we talked about alcohol. So I don't know how this, how this one's going to do on YouTube the last time we've done that. Well, because it's been so spicy, it's been real funny man Like I was like oh, I'll get around YouTube, I'll just drop the video and put it back up later.

Speaker 1:

Um, but we usually don't do the memorials. I don't like doing the sad celebrity stuff. Also, it's kind of hypocritical because you don't know the person. You only know, like, the legend of their celebrity status, right. But however, I felt like I did have to take a minute to say everybody's friend, matthew Perry, has passed away. Uh, was 54. Actually, I mean, everybody knows him as Chandler, from friends or his work with, like, helping recovering addicts, being one himself, and his memoir is pretty good. That just came out recently. I can't think of the title, but I do remember three movies that he's been like.

Speaker 1:

Friends, lovers friends lovers.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, friends lovers.

Speaker 1:

Oh, do you know the name of the book?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's friends, lovers and super tough things.

Speaker 1:

I think that's a really long title. That's why you can't remember it. Um, yeah, but he's actually. Friends, lovers and the big, terrible thing.

Speaker 3:

That's what it is.

Speaker 1:

Oh, the big terrible thing. Okay, have you seen any of the movie season? Um, I don't know. So there's a romantic comedy with some of hi-hat called Fool's Russian.

Speaker 3:

Well, they were together, right?

Speaker 1:

Oh were they briefly yeah, he had some. He had some romances, that guy Julia. Roberts.

Speaker 1:

I know who's dating her and she cameoed on the show. Hmm, um, the whole nine yards with Bruce Willis and also kind of a time swap comedy 17 again, they're all. They're all kind of ridiculous. But if you're looking for stuff that he stars in there's, there's a few of you know, that I'm familiar with. Um, yeah, it's a real bummer. Uh, but there's no crazy details, it's not. It's not like a terrible death, it's all it seems. If death could be peaceful what a weird thing to say. If death could be peaceful. I mean, he went to a pickleball tournament or practice or something and then he passed away in his hot tub, you know so yeah, hot tub and 54s Too young, so all these days, right, cause people are near immortal now.

Speaker 1:

Um, all right, shake it off, shake it off. I'll miss you, matt Perry. Go hang out with Luke Perry wherever you guys are. All right, shake it off, shake it off. The only episode is not the the sad cry episode. All right, I didn't even complete a whole sentence. I just like expressive words, but limited vocabulary.

Speaker 3:

Well, there's like the happy cries, but this is you know, let me drop.

Speaker 1:

Love and cry. I'm in stupid Um lions gate. Finally advancing the hell, hell, lander, highlander. Highlander advancing the high lander. That would be cool if they combined hell raiser with it. Highlander Anyway, I stared off into the distance on that one. I'm thinking of a mashup. Now Highlander, the reboot. Henry Cavill is finally moving forward. So, dude that played Superman, dude that played the Witcher, he's going to be swinging swords, killing other immortals and freaking the Highlander.

Speaker 2:

I'm here for it, as Jordan likes to say I'm here for it.

Speaker 1:

You're doing the spoilers.

Speaker 3:

I'm here for things, yeah, whatever, put Henry Cavill, and then I'll watch it.

Speaker 1:

But oh, it's because I'm a chick. Yeah, put Henry McPants and anything and she'll watch it. Yes, you're like, just to confirm that's. That's exactly what I said. Yes, I literally said that. Now you see me. Three is officially moving forward. So have you seen these? They're like magician Comedy, are they? Or suspense thrillers? Yeah, high smoothies, but magicians, like paid magicians, but Las Vegas style, not like the magic is real Right.

Speaker 3:

Like super elaborate Tricks. I feel like I've seen one of them, but only because there's three, Apparently now. But I must have.

Speaker 1:

No, it sounds familiar but I could not recall. I bet you you saw it but you couldn't remember because of the damn lemon drops or that magic. You know it's a good magic trick. It's got who's in it. Let's see Morgan Freeman, jesse Eisenberg no-transcript, what are you health? And he's one of the wizards. The wizards now, I'm thinking like Harry Potter, firewood. There are stage magicians. It was like David Copperfield, david Blaine, that Chris Angel type stuff. The guy who played the Hulk most recently in the Marvel movies, mark Ruffalo Hmm, yeah, he's one of the magicians as well. Isabel, somebody who's ever the one that's married to freaking Sasha Ben Cohen, and she's also an actress. Bang, anyway, she plays a werewolf. When Wolf, like me, I think, is the name of the show, we talked about it last year, there's actually second season coming out. Kind of crazy, I can't think of her name. Whatever Moving on, edgar Wright is going to direct a remake of Stephen King's the Running man and might come out next year, 2024.

Speaker 1:

Here's the thing. So the Running man is like a future where mostly innocent people go to jail. I'm like, okay, I mean, just think about that for a while, we won't talk about it, just think about what I just said, right and then, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, plays a character, he gets picked up and then he's with the rebels trying to break out of it. But it's like a game show Again reality shows. You know what I mean. Right.

Speaker 1:

Like prison, complex metaphors, and so I remember he goes with two other dudes and I think the girl from Predator 2. Is it the girl from the action Predator 2? Who played the female comp on the squad? Maybe? I don't know. Again, if I was going to expand on like the topics I should have wrote like little side notes. You know what I mean. It's like keep expanding with my tangents.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, anyway, so the basic concept is like the reality show of the prisoners as they try to get through, like this life or death, like suicide reality show contest. It's like Mad Max, but if they recorded it on TV and played it back, you know, like that's what it is the future sucks, everybody's in trouble. Some dictatorship is broadcasting it on TV. It's a game show there's I mean, it's almost like a V for Vendetta or something, but published under Stephen King, but as Richard Bachman, like he did like four or five novels with a different writing style and he had like he had a different pen name, whatever.

Speaker 1:

Right before we started recording, I heard like the scariest news of the night so there's actually a name for the it follows sequel and we're getting more and more details about that. They follow no. Well, here's the thing. So, if you think about it, like the basic concept of some kind of life form that works like a bacteria or a virus that only you can see as the intended victim follows you around like you're infected and, yeah, it just follows you until what it kills you, right, or infect somebody else, essentially till it gets passed along.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you get killed by it, or you pass the disease along and then it stalks somebody else, right, and it always looks. It always looks like somebody you know, kind of right. But to think that you could be infected multiple times Scary, and have more than one of these things following you at the same time.

Speaker 3:

So how do you get rid of all of them?

Speaker 1:

Exactly right.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, yeah, exactly, or it's just like if it wasn't virus bacteria.

Speaker 1:

It's mutated. You know what I mean. Like multiple strands here.

Speaker 3:

Yeah seriously.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, I think the title scary. I thought the movie was scary.

Speaker 3:

It's really good.

Speaker 1:

If people are doubters out there, I don't know. Pull out your earbuds, take out the headphones, stop listening right now, because we're never going to agree on anything. Why even try? Alright, tonight's movie is not.

Speaker 3:

It follows no we got it now would deliver something else.

Speaker 1:

Go ahead.

Speaker 3:

We got the deadly manner. Three travel, weary couples take refuge in a mansion where lust and mutter, mutter, murder Also mutter happens as well, there is some mutter.

Speaker 1:

There's some.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so for tonight's savage stats. Alternate titles for tonight's movie include Savage Lust I would have been a total fan of that, yeah, great title. And Forgotten Flesh. Debut of soap opera star Elizabeth Baldwin. And then we have the director is a Spanish director of horror and erotic films. Former comic book illustrator and fashion photographer, worked in England as Joseph Loraz and in and in Spain using a pseudonym, joseph Bronstein. He is also known for directing vampires 1974 and edge of the acts 1988.

Speaker 1:

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I was in there earlier today. We were all talking about the five nights at Freddy's horror movie and I was sharing with the group that it's like the third highest grossing horror movie right now. It's kind of crazy, but we were speculating. Well, look how popular the game was and it went on and on. There was talk of Nosferatu turning 100. I'm not going to tell you everything. You're going to have to get over there. You're going to join Lala's community real awards and celebrate the movies that you love during horror movie season and every season, because we're going to do some holiday season, so I'm sure there's going to be a lot of stuff around the reindeer movie let's talk about it. Join Lala, get some real awards for talking about it. Movie tickets what is it? Movie tickets Theaters are back, apparently. Go see them. Jordan actually goes to the movies more than I do All the time I love it yeah.

Speaker 1:

You'll have to hop in here and talk, Drop your opinions on like where were you at the other day Putting you on the spot Trying to see the movie the same hair.

Speaker 3:

Oh a movie no. That's a statement, what yeah?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's the name of the movie. State Fair just came out in theaters. And go take a look at it. She's already got a Halloween mind. Yeah, she said she's going to watch those Halloween movies. Anyway, now back to the podcast starting in progress. That's the long one.

Speaker 3:

We've got the spots, we've got boobs. Now we've got the bits. So, talking about the bits.

Speaker 1:

There's actually a lot of bits in this movie. We can probably point that out. There are actual bits.

Speaker 3:

There are bits in this movie, the whole opening theme song. There's some bits. What are my favorite bits? My favorite character is God what's the guy's name? Peter, big guy, peter. I just thought he was so funny, like one of my first parts that I liked is when they get pulled over. Right, they're on their way up to a camp spot. They have to pull over because the camp spot is a lot further away. Then they had originally thought and so they decide to essentially take a little bit of a pit stop on the way up. Their car gets a flat tire and the police come by to just check on them and Peter the big dude ends up. You know he's smoking something, you know grass, if you will, but he actually just like eats the whole thing and I thought that was hilarious. That was a funny bit to me, I don't know. It was like kind of one of the more like natural characters in the entire movie. So that was kind of one of my favorite bits.

Speaker 1:

And then, I don't know it, kind of towards the end there were some bits that were obviously kind of alarmingly well or good or, I guess, pivoting, yeah well, I know the gimmick you're talking about, usually like when they show somebody try to eat the joints in movies or whatever to cover it up when they're getting caught, like back when th8, whatever was illegal or whatever. Yeah, he's like, he's like a pothead that rides a motorcycle, so the cops are coming by, so he actually takes the time to put it out first before he eats it, which you know.

Speaker 3:

So that's like shows.

Speaker 1:

He has like a little bit of thought. You know that was, that was a cool gimmick you know how to.

Speaker 3:

Funny line too, when they run into the closet with all the two pays, they're like it's a collection and he's like a collection. People typically collect stamps like not scouts, scouts, oh yeah, only find the war room, so to speak.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, trophy room. I wrote down it's a ginger horror movie. There's not a lot of redheaded horror movies that I could think of. There's the vampire queen in tells from the crypts, bordello of blood, right, but I can't think of too many fiery redheaded. I mean, I'm sure there are, and I'm just colorblind or I can't think of any more. But I wrote down that I like that. Like I don't want to call her. She's like she's like a playboy model that's got some beef or she's like a glamor model that married some much older dude, as we find out later on.

Speaker 1:

Like and her face is a spoiler alert she's mangled in a car accident and now it's everybody's fault yes but I wrote down the oh, that banger in the bedroom, the banger bedroom scene which, which the character thinks is a dream. But it's confirmed that it's not a dream when the character that's involved in this bedroom scene, like the killer, has sex with one of the one of the characters, the guy that's actually looking for his girlfriend perhaps the movie Tony but he thinks it's a dream and and the audience does too, except for one detail, like his ring that he had went missing and then after after the hookup, he suddenly has the ring which confirms that it actually happened. Which is the scandalous folks anyway.

Speaker 1:

But that's one of my favorite parts must have been some serious wine and that glass or something the movie's a trip too, because I I don't think I've ever seen a nudity playing in the, both the opening credits and the end credits. You know, in a horror movie, right. But I said it was gonna be, said it's gonna be sleazy. I wish it was more slashery. We're gonna get into the. We're going right into the ratings yeah, yeah, it's hard to hold my tongue on this one.

Speaker 3:

I know you gotta like dance around the bit sometimes so you don't like allude to give away the ratings too early, right, yeah, yeah yeah, for me it was a binge. Later I thought that the like like I agree, I wish there was a little bit more slasher.

Speaker 3:

I also really loved her, like as a villain, if you will, and I wish that it didn't take up until the last like 10 maybe 15 minutes to like introduce her and him even, and so, like I wish that there would have been more of that like throughout the entire movie and like, okay, so I, I don't know, I kind of had high hopes too off of like the initial artwork of the the movie too, because I was like, oh, it was just kind of giving me vagrant vibes because it's like around the same era and then of course her face is, you know, in the artwork. It's pretty scary looking versus what she looks like before the crash, and so I was just like kind of expecting a little bit more of that. So it was a little sad. Also, just the tone, like not the tone of the movie but the tone of like the actors just took me a little bit to like get into it.

Speaker 1:

So binge later, I loved her, I loved their story, but yeah yeah so this is really hard for me because this is like an in-between rating. I said there's only three like on our show. Binge now, you got to watch it now. Binge later, get around to it, but it doesn't have to beat the top of your playlist or binge never. You can't get the 90 minutes back. Your life is wasted. What have you done to yourself? It's the opposite of treat yourself, which we were talking about earlier in the episode. I have to lean more towards don't watch it. You know, yeah, especially if it's you got your Halloween night how many movies you're gonna get in? Maybe two or three. If you have three, let drops or more, you're not gonna get in. You're not gonna get to that second or third movie. Oh no, if it's Reese's Pieces and peanut butter cups and Butterfingers and well, I mean whatever Halloween candy, yeah, got. I got into this year.

Speaker 2:

I got into coffee crisps which are like a chocolate wafers.

Speaker 1:

Nestle thing. I mean it's like this, it's just like one of those things delicious. I think I was in the England aisle of the grocery store and I was like, oh, coffee crisps, we'll do this sounds so good it's pretty good I tried one yesterday.

Speaker 3:

I've been eating tootsie pops for like a month well, I mean tomorrow.

Speaker 1:

I mean I don't have diabetes officially, but is a sugar coma coming possibly? Well, I need insulin. Maybe perhaps you know they say like don't push your liver too hard, where they don't talk about the rest of your body in sugar. On Halloween, what's really? Here's the ridiculous thing. I was at a grocery store and the candy section for Halloween was right next to the candy section for Christmas. There was a giant. You know they're doing these really.

Speaker 1:

Have you seen these ridiculous holiday candy bar containers where it's like it looks like one giant candy bar but that it really contains like 20 regular size candy bars which are also still pretty big? Right, but you got like 20 and one big candy bar and you like stick that in a stocking or put it in a tree or something. Um, so the Frankenstein Reese's Pieces are on one bill. Right next to it is the Christmas present giant Reese's Pieces container and inside of that, of course, is like 20 regular size Reese's Pieces but cost per Reese's Pieces. Inside of the giant Santa Claus one was about a buck a piece or maybe, and in the Frankenstein one was like $2.99 for the same amount of cups. So it's kind of like, even though this one costs $19.20 bucks. I take a gas. It's still cheaper per chocolate than the other one. And yes, are we? Are we evaluating chocolate over a tank of gas? We are, we're doing it. Okay, I'm getting the chocolate mmm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Willy Wonka, the really Willy Wonka Toyota um the Willy Wonka Lexus. Peep this, though, folks. Spoiler alert the new Willy Wonka is gonna suck, just to let you know. So shame. I love Timothy Callum in, but yeah but they just made a Willy Wonka movie with all CGI and they didn't learn their lesson. The last time it's the same thing. You know why the original ones? Incredible? Because it's being built like oh yeah, also, it has fucking gene Wilder beat that you can't my gosh, what a funny Halloween episode.

Speaker 1:

It's not that horrific like that's. That's nothing about this. Like you got some TNA also. Why did it binge never? Yeah, you did get some TNA folks. You got a skit. You got a real spicy, steamy scene in the middle of the movie. However, everybody dies off screen, mostly except for the guy that Jordan likes the bike riding kid. Not motorcycles guys, he's like a biker. But that's the thing. The ladies, traumatized by a gang of bikers, gets in a car accident. It burns her face off. Now she kills every young person that comes near her mansion. I don't know, but the thing is we there's just there's. No. A whole movie spans ultimate gratification is the kills or the thrills, baby mm-hmm so it doesn't feed that primal urge that whole movies do to keep.

Speaker 1:

Keep the beast inside contained of every human that lives. Yes, get down deep in our souls. You know our species now. Well, now people are like what's up. So, yeah, so if we're talking about like how, how a horror movie is gonna get you this one, it's gonna let you down in that department. So you know, it's like you know what I mean. So, since it's gonna let you down in that department, it's like You're gonna have to get into a whore thing. That's a little more devious, you know, fan service, fan service. We'd like to let the fans chime in every once in a while. Some comment on our episode called spooky, sexy, sweet. The Halloween deep dive we did that a little like two episodes ago, something like that.

Speaker 1:

Another dude named John, he goes such a good podcast is not me commenting on my own videos, okay, guys, right. Yeah, yeah, it's an actual another dude named John and he goes such a good podcast. Thank you, john. And then I Like to sneak in the bad comments too, which is really funny, like, which is kind of like a sociopathic or similar killer, because Emily's like not a fan of horror movies. Okay, emily, quiet, kind of fan of warm movies. Why do I take the time on whatever? Whatever we got to, you still have any. We made you stop and comment, yeah got you good.

Speaker 1:

Why would she take the time to tell us that she doesn't like horror movies when she's like we're? He's responding and commenting on a horror movie podcast. Whatever man, I don't all right. And Then Rosie that's a cool name. Rosie Dixon says your podcast always has something special going on and that's what makes it so great. Hmm, I was forced to say a smiley face, three hearts, sunglass guy. I think it's the appropriate reaction. And then this one just keeping it simple, keeping it logical. I appreciate your recommendation. We appreciate you listening to our recommendations.

Speaker 3:

I love that last one. It was very just Matter of factly. I'm like I don't know, I just loved it.

Speaker 1:

Staff picks. If you watched anything else besides the movie the week, we can recommend to the audience. Actually, literally anything could save you from this movie. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

We watch apocalyptic and it was Talking about that is not a Halloween movie.

Speaker 1:

That is not a horror movie.

Speaker 3:

No, Well, it was a very horrific elements that are scary lots of gore, yeah yeah, some very vibrant, beautiful colors and I hope some costume design was historical, but I'll leave it at that. So it was great, it was good to watch. It was not a Doesn't leave you with happy, warm, fuzzy feelings.

Speaker 1:

Well, because you're watching, it's a Mayan the mind minds as you're watching, like the end of the Mayan civilization and then, like the endings, a little bit dark. They talked about this like most people blink and miss, like the arrival of the Europeans, or like the Spanish or something. Right you know like oh, it's just about to get real now.

Speaker 3:

They're like oh, oh, you just watch like literally two hours of like oh. And then you're like, oh, oh, that's three hours folks.

Speaker 1:

This is an unusual amount of threes in this episode.

Speaker 3:

Well, should I say the punchline we never talked about.

Speaker 1:

Go ahead. I mean, I just lobbed it up for you, thank you.

Speaker 3:

So the end of the joke is well, the beginning of the joke is what do boobs and martinis have in common? And one is not enough in, three is too many is the end of the joke, and it just makes me laugh so hard.

Speaker 1:

It's kind of phrase like a knock-knock joke, like hey, why is one boob not enough and why is three boobs too many? And then you go why? And you think I didn't get this amazing, shocking answer. And then what do you say, jordan?

Speaker 3:

Well, no, that is that. That's the end of the joke. You say what do martinis and boobs have in common? Yeah, that one's not enough in, three is too many.

Speaker 1:

So pretty good. Yeah, pretty good stuff. Mm-hmm, it's a good joke, it's really good. I think I sent you back a Vince Vaughn meme.

Speaker 3:

It was, it's a nice rapper to be honest, did you watch anything?

Speaker 1:

So here's my dilemma when I said I was ready to podcast, I didn't write down when I watch, and I watch a Lot of things and I should remember them, but I never do, which is really funny.

Speaker 1:

I'm between our episodes. I watched the movie the week. Whatever's been emailed to me like, hey, will you, we watch our movie and talk about it on the show, I try to sneak one of those in then. So we, some of us have screeners, we have to get through. And then, like I'm our, meanwhile I am watching two television shows and I watch a movie pretty much every day. So what is the problem here? What is it problem here? And then I come to show it.

Speaker 3:

I'm like sometimes it's like, yeah, it's the pressure right. It's like wait, did I watch?

Speaker 1:

and you're like you know you did like I know I watch things like what. I watch things all the time Like that's, that's all I do. Right now I was watching. So like, what did? Where did they go? Like, and I have been evaluated for brain problem, neurological issues, folks. So if you're talking to you, is it a memory? Is it a memory thing?

Speaker 3:

Mine. My issue is just too many lemon drops. That's why I can't remember. Three or more three or more yeah that's why I can't remember what I watched.

Speaker 1:

I Haven't been measuring the drinks that I've been making for myself, so I've been making three at a time. You know, I'm saying I think it's about two or three in a glass at a time. Yeah, don't know.

Speaker 3:

That's the dangerous. A boxed wine You're like I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I Should. I should get out of Joe. I should just be like, yeah, it's just a box of wine. Again, I can't tell the contents, how big the boxes. No, it's a. What am I drinking? I'm drinking a Boston based whiskey. Mmm.

Speaker 1:

So good Whiskey is good, mm-hmm. They made one for hot. Well, actually, the Austin no, a different company I was about to say the Boston one made a Halloween theme, didn't? But there was a. Still Austin just had a limited run of like, some kind of like Fall season mash whiskey or something, I don't know. I had a pumpkin on it, I'll. I mean it's the pumpkin beer season. I mean pumpkin spices and everything else. It's my favorite, it's delicious. Okay, I'm taking all your bins watching points away. We're enjoying pumpkin spice.

Speaker 1:

Every single one of them.

Speaker 3:

These Just like setting back the speedometer. It's like, alright, it starts at zero that's alright.

Speaker 1:

Anyway, let's go watch Halloween part four. It'll be fine. Perfect redemption.

Lemon Drops, Dad Jokes, Halloween Movies
Celebrity Death and Movie Updates
Discussing Movie Bits and Ratings
Discussion on Horror Movies and Recommendations
Pumpkin Spice and Halloween Whiskey