The Frum Single Girl Rap

Coach Ratner takes a stab at making a clever rap about single Frum women who are in the dating process. Entire lyrics are in the transcript.

Enjoy!

Transcript

I want an ish by my side, who has the sechel to provide, is a Gever that is clever, & who’s Torah is forever, where’s my man where’s my man??

I want man to learn at Mir, who goes to Keristeer, who is FOMO without TOMO or insists it must be Brisk.

I'll even date a guy named Erik who’s a talmud academic, energetic & athletic, and possibly prophetic.

I want a guy who knows the difference from the Makkot from the maki, the Orla from the saki and Taharot from temaki.

I want a man who learns his Mishna, with some meaty kishka, twice a day he goes to learn and has the skills to work and earn.

It’s not good for man to be alone, he needs my pheromones, no need for silicone when he has a kosher phone.

I’ll take a Hookah in his sukkah, if Gemara is his book-a, an entire Shas in his nook-a, and a bonus if he cook-a.

I want a guy to Pru Ore-vue, like cats in Timbuktu, tons of kids to make a crew, why can’t my dreams come true?

Marriage can be tricky if you do it really quickie, so get some tools before you start to avoid a broken heart.

I want an ish by my side, who has the sechel to provide, is a Gever that is clever, who’s Torah is forever, where’s my man where’s my man??