Two Dozy Broads Podcast
Two Dozy Broads Podcast
Pluto, Stones & a Silly Story
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In this episode two Dozy Broads discuss the upcoming Pluto retrograde, a couple of stones & an embarrassing story.
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And here we are. We are back again, slightly frozen, but we are here. We are here, yes. We just realized that we have begun our eighth year of podcasting. Can you believe it? I can't. It took forever to start. That was the really funny thing. It took us five years to start. And once we started, it was like a toddler running down a hill. You're not going to stop us. Who knew we'd make it this far? Not us. Several hospital stays and family emergencies later. We are still podcasting. And we don't want to forget our beloved Micah, the Mike dog, who helped support and wrangle us through our rough work. For the first five years, yeah. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Who would always bark at the appropriate times?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she had to make an appearance in the beach. Yep. Don the producer has told us that we have to stay in line today, but he didn't tell us what line. Yeah, there you go. Conga! Uh Gary is here to help him. Good luck with that. And Blaze just wants to be adored. And of course, she is at home being adored by the birds today. Well, and the birds will make little finch noises and they'll all be happy. There you go. I am Linda Strochane of the Mercury Academy.
SPEAKER_02And I am Sandy from Gemological Esoterica. And we are two dozy bras. Well, today I want to start out with a silly story. There you go. Those of you who know me, and I don't know how many of you do, know that I love to tell stories, and that my favorites are stories where I am the idiot. And the funny thing with the stories was that I was telling a story at Bob's funeral, uh-huh, and I was telling it to a couple of the cousins, and my mother said to me, That's that's not a you can't do that. And I said, What? Everything I'm saying is the truth. And she said, I know, but you're enjoying it too much. It's a funeral, you're not supposed to tell it. Yeah, you know, apparently you weren't supposed to tell funny stories at funerals, but that's the only time we'd see these people. Exactly. So anyway, so here goes the story. I saw a class at an online school I follow about essential oils for memory loss.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02And I decided I really wanted to take it because I'm getting older. I signed up, I downloaded the class, and I watched the videos. At the end of the videos, I needed to take a 10 question quiz to earn my mini credential. Now I don't care about the mini credentials, but basically, you know, you get a checkpoint wherever. Okay. When I opened the quiz, it told me I had passed it last March with a score of 90%. Now the funny thing about it was that I looked through the questions and I knew the question this time that I had missed. I could have gotten a hundred had I retaken it. I swear to you, I did not remember taking this class or the test, but there it was. And I ended up paying for the class twice to boot. I really needed at that point in time those essential oils for memory loss. The silliest part was I had even purchased them and had them safely put away, ready to mix up with the little bottles and everything.
SPEAKER_00Oh no.
SPEAKER_02So at this point in time, I still haven't mixed them up, I'll let you know. I they're safely tucked away. I'll probably lose them when I really need to mix them up. So at this point, I would like to talk about essential oils from memory loss. But as I have forgotten which oils those are, I think I will suggest a couple of stones instead. And this is a true story, folks. I even see why my mother always said I had too much fun telling stories. Oh, that's so priceless. It is. So the first stone I want to talk about is sodalite. Sodalite is a beautiful blue. It can be blue mixed with white, which is generally calcite. Uh it can be kind of like an iolite blue to a medium to anyway, very beautiful blue. And I like sodalite because it makes me focus on the task at hand and be organized with what I am trying to accomplish.
SPEAKER_01What a good thing.
SPEAKER_02And also it has to do with the seven color rays. If you ever want a podcast on the seven color rays, people should let me know because it's a very it would be a very interesting podcast about the different color rays. And that is my main color ray. And so the light represents that main color ray for me. Oh, so we each have a ray. Yes, that you gravitate towards. It doesn't mean you don't bounce up and down, but you have a r a color that is your color. Oh, I like that. It is a great stone for groups of people also because it helps them to come together in consensus. I think we need lots of that. I think we should just hand them out this year to everyone we meet. So it helps them to focus on the task in front of them, also. The second stone I want to talk about is fluorite. Fluorite comes in all different colors. I've got a piece at home, it's the most beautiful white cubes you've ever clear cubes you have ever seen. Uh you have to be careful with it though, because you shouldn't have it soaking in water or near water for a length of time. And also it will fade in sunlight. If you have the most beautiful color in the world and you put it in sunlight, it will fade. But fluoride clears the aura and the mind of smog. Now, this isn't the kind you get out of the tailpipe of your car. It is the actual guck you pick up in your aura and just thoughts that are just not going well and all energetic smog. Energetic smog. Energetic smog. So fluorite works on all of them, bringing clarity, grounding, and focus to any of the situations we have talked about, whether it be individual or a group or whatever it is. So they're not exactly complete memory stones, but they can most certainly help you to recall and focus.
SPEAKER_01Well, and get to your memory through the fog.
SPEAKER_02Yes. So each of these stones can be worn, they can be carried, they can be m made into a spray elixir. Uh beads are easy to find, you can make bracelets and that type of thing, so it shouldn't be a problem. So that that was my story. But there's something that we wanted to bring up. We're being I we're gonna get serious for like 30 seconds. And you warn people before they're I'm warning you, so if you want to skip through, don't worry about it. Uh I was I was uh approached by uh a person about a month ago, and he is I'm assuming it's a man, is the founder of some someplace called Feed Spot.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_02And he has somewhat control over uh the top 25 metaphysical podcasts on the web.
SPEAKER_01That's interesting.
SPEAKER_02Now, you and I, for years, at least the last three or four years, we found this by mistake. Yes. And we have referenced it on occasion, not so much on our podcasts, but when people come up to us and they'll go, What are you doing podcasts? What are you talking about? And we would always go, Well, we're number 12 right now on the top 25 medical metaphysical podcasts.
SPEAKER_01I really appreciate you finding that out because suddenly people look at me like I've got only one head again.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yes. Yeah, there you go. Uh-huh. So he approached me and asked if we would basically give him a plug. Yes. Now, in eight years, we do not give people plugs, but I'm going to give this a plug because we do use it. Yes, we do, and we appreciate knowing this information. Yes, it it kind of gives us a little rush on occasion.
SPEAKER_01It sure does, and at our age, we need all the rushes.
SPEAKER_02We need all the rush we can get. So if you would like to go out on your favorite search engine and type in top 25 metaphysical podcasts, you will find it. And I will also post on the description this month for both on both Buzz Sprout, who is our provider here for podcasts. And also I will put in the written description of how we write up our podcast for this month. There is a whole line, uh, it's podcast.feed anyway, it's this whole thing. I will type it out so that you people can find it because they do 25 podcasts and 24 of them aren't us. And you may find another metaphysical podcast that you would like to follow. Follow or have a have a listen to or whatever. Exactly. So again, I will be posting that on our website on our podcast link for the month. But it is top 25 metaphysical podcasts, and thank you for having contacted us because we have referenced it, but we have not always said online that that's who we're who we are giggling at ourselves, I should say.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, but it give it gives us a little soup sawn of credibility.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, thanks for giving us credibility. We didn't have it before. We probably have very little now, but but anyway, so now Linda, you were going to uh talk about Pluto, I believe.
SPEAKER_01I'm I'm I'm back to uh yakking about Pluto. This is this is a Pluto year. Well, Pluto has been for the longest time in Capricorn. Okay. And if you know anything about Capricorn, because it's practical life and it's your grounding and it's your finances and all of that sort of stuff, it describes the last many years. Okay. People developing their base, this kind of thing. Now Pluto is gone into Aquarius. Now, Aquarius wants to uh do these same things, but it also has this other prime directive, which is change the world, improve the world. Uh it can be very bossy and very fixed because Aquarius is a fixed sign. So you've got Pluto in this fixed air sign, which means that there's a lot of information, but it isn't going to listen very well. Okay. It likes to talk too, doesn't it? Oh, it loves to talk. It will talk to a person, a lamppost, a grapes on your table. The grapes on my table, a button on a coat. It doesn't need it. Now, Pluto as as a planet is the planet of death and rebirth. Okay. The cycles of beginnings, transformations, and endings. And we go through these constantly. So it isn't just one sort of thing. And as we go through the cycle this year, it's going to feel different. Okay. Because it's more of an intellectual pursuit. It deals a lot with how do we bring groups together under under one auspices, you know, this sort of Soda light. Sodalite. My God, it's a sod. You see, everything everything tied together. Everything ties to everything else. This is a lot of starting over. We we got the financial base done and and the mind mind gimme gimme in Capricorn. Now, Aquarius is going to supposedly over the next, between now and 2024, teach us a little bit in how to share. Oh, okay. Now it's going to start out by not sharing at all, which is basically how that goes. It's going to be the changes we go through inside. Where am I going? What am I doing? What how do I uh achieve whatever my my inner purpose is? Am I my authentic self? That's going to be a huge question through this whole cycle. And this year, the main thing is to beware of hasty decisions, not just from the Pluto in Aquarius, but because between early like basically the 1st of May and October around the 20th, Pluto is going to be retrograde in Aquarius. Now, this is not going to be good for bossy people, people who haven't got a really clear vision of the plan. You got details, that sort of stuff. What about memory loss? It's kind of like after sleepwalking, and say, Oh, okay, now what's my next line? And as long as you're good at bluffing, it works really well. But if one is a bossy person or a dictator or somebody who is trying to run over everybody, not good, especially between May and October. And so if we've been, if people have been sitting around in their own lives thinking, why hasn't this person been brought to book? Why hasn't why haven't they at least been told, stop doing that? It isn't nice. Or brought up by the short hairs, as my father used to say. There we go, either way. Uh this will be the time where it will happen. We may, we in the great world may not see it, but you we will see the results of it. And so there will you you could call 2025 the year of comeuppance in many ways. Now, during this retrograde, we're all going to have our personal past brought out to us. We will be locked into the chair, we will have to watch the movie. Don't whine about it, learn from it. Okay. Because you can't change what happened. No. You can watch the movie and say, how do I move forward to see that it doesn't happen again? And this is why it's going to be tough on these people who are bossy or dictators, because they do not engage in self-re reflection. Right. They do not ask, uh, gee, why did why did I just why did this happen? Yeah, why did I do that stinky thing? No, they they basically try to figure out how to do it stinkier and get away with it. Now, retrograde this retrograde cycle can also make it hard to think logically. Okay. So this is a good time now. Now, as we record this, it's late February. So throughout March and April, it is a very good thing to kind of refresh your idea on where you're headed, what are the big things you'd like to achieve in the next between now and Halloween, and have at least a kind of a game plan. If you if you basically wake up every morning and think, okay, I don't know what, it could be really, really tricky. And you could end up taking the same memory class twice. Three times. Three times. Three times. Oh no. And you can we can do this clear thinking, but we have to force ourselves because we don't want to. We we want to read another book or do another this lack of focus. Exactly, a strong lack of focus. Now, do not be surprised at all by boundary pushing. There will be boundary pushing geographically, there will be boundary pushing across the table with someone within any relationship in the world at large. This is a point in time where we each need to say, I am going to listen to my higher octave self. Any way that I can either stay out of a mess or just focus forward on what I need to do, I will do it. That's what I've been saying to people for so long. If you can't you can't do anything about a lot of these messes, but you can take out the trash or you can clean a table or something, or you can do knitting or now what about negotiations during this?
SPEAKER_02Is it will there be will you be able to negotiate or is everybody going to be very fixed?
SPEAKER_01Uh there will be negotiations, but after after October, people will suddenly wake up shocked that they actually agreed to that. And so there will be negotiations followed probably next year by son of negotiations. And there will be things having to be negotiated on that either nobody in the in the in the gr agreeing group thought of at the time, it's suddenly waking up and saying, I could have had a V8. Yeah. And then having to go back and start over. And there there is a lot at a tipping point at this particular point in time. We're not in a point of end of anything. It's just that Pluto is going to make us dig deep for our resources. And so remember, we all have the resources we need. Dig deep and focus on your own life and the things you can do to make your world saner and happier and better and the lives of people around you.
SPEAKER_02And if you want, if you want us to talk about uh essential oils for memory, remind us. That and the one on the uh seven the seven color rays. The seven color rays. But you have to let us know. People never let us know, and so we just figured nobody's interested, and we just go on without it.
SPEAKER_01So we we go on our merry way.
SPEAKER_02And yes. So I think that's it for the month. I think that we We have discussed some things. So we will And we said a thank you. Yes, we did. We did. And again, I will have some things listed on the descriptions this month. So I am Sandy from Gemological Esoterica.
SPEAKER_01And I'm Linda Stro Shane from the Mercury Academy with a foggy voice. Yes, and we are two dozy broths. Goodbye.